Revisiting TNA iMPACT 2007 - Kurt Angle Interrogates The Roster To Find Sting's Mystery Partner!

<v Speaker 1>Du Boys are back in town. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast,
<v Speaker 1>episode number three hundred and forty five. Today we cross
<v Speaker 1>the line. Yes, we are wrestling. What are we watching?
<v Speaker 1>What have we watched?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, well we did watch and we will talk about
<v Speaker 2>Tina Impact from November one, two thousand and seven. This
<v Speaker 2>is not the go home too, but it's the go
<v Speaker 2>home to the penultimate episode before Genesis two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 2>Here in kurd Angle is going to be interrogating the
<v Speaker 2>TEENA roster to try to find out who Sting's mystery
<v Speaker 2>tag team partner is going to be at the pay
<v Speaker 2>per view.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're actually not too far removed from the kurd
<v Speaker 1>Angle and Sting Sting's son football game.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, legendary, legendary stuff here, and kurd Angle is continuing
<v Speaker 2>to show that this is a completely other than him,
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<v Speaker 2>p W. Now let's talk about TNA Impact November first,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into TNA Impact for November first,
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 2>TNA Impact Total NonStop Wrestling though on this show in particular,
<v Speaker 2>a lot less wrestling than there was everything fucking else.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was the case a lot of the times.
<v Speaker 1>They love doing a bunch of segments right in a row,
<v Speaker 1>right right in the middle of the show too. They
<v Speaker 1>love doing it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it felt like it went on fucking forever, and
<v Speaker 2>obviously we'll talk about it this episode. We're set up
<v Speaker 2>for Genesis two thousand and seven here where it's Kernanngle
<v Speaker 2>and Kevinash taking on Sting and a mystery partner for
<v Speaker 2>the World Championship Chrits trying to find out who the
<v Speaker 2>mystery partner is, and he's gonna interrogate the roster tonight
<v Speaker 2>and he interrogates, of course, everyone that you would assume
<v Speaker 2>Sting would reach out to to be his tag team partner.
<v Speaker 2>But before we get into that, so let's talk about
<v Speaker 2>what was going on in the world wrestling at the
<v Speaker 2>time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer November six,
<v Speaker 2>two and seven and tena news at this point, since
<v Speaker 2>it's no longer a secret, Booker is coming in, TNA
<v Speaker 2>was hoping for Booker and Jericho to come in with
<v Speaker 2>the two hour show, although in reality everyone knew Jericho
<v Speaker 2>was leaning towards we as has been the plan from
<v Speaker 2>the start. TENNA wont announce Booker T, presumably as a
<v Speaker 2>mystery partner, until the night of the show. See if
<v Speaker 2>Kernanngle just read The Observer, he would just know that
<v Speaker 2>Booker T is the fucking mystery partner that wort have
<v Speaker 2>solved a lot of stuff here. Maybe we could have
<v Speaker 2>had more matches on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that Booker T was better off as
<v Speaker 1>a mystery partner or do you think they should have
<v Speaker 1>announced it and then maybe they could have bet on
<v Speaker 1>some buys for the pay per.
<v Speaker 2>View mystery partner has a proven track record at least
<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't know how much it works now,
<v Speaker 2>but it definitely did then, where you know if it
<v Speaker 2>could work, but you run the risk of, hey, this
<v Speaker 2>is a disappointing mystery partner. I'm not fucking buying this again.
<v Speaker 2>You fooled.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, That's the biggest thing I think, right is like,
<v Speaker 1>what if it ends up not being what people think
<v Speaker 1>it is. I mean, the Jericho deal happened forever here too.
<v Speaker 1>I mean we had the Goldberg deal in TNA where
<v Speaker 1>people thought Goldberg was coming. I mean We've had that
<v Speaker 1>happen quite a lot in TNA history. I mean especially,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is still pretty early. We're two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and seven for TNA, so they hadn't really chalked up
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of l's yet, but we definitely do get
<v Speaker 1>to that point by some time in the future. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I mean I think doing the mystery partner
<v Speaker 1>is is a cool deal in Yeah, I mean, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure maybe they could have sold a few more
<v Speaker 1>pay per views off Booker t coming. But also especially
<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and seven, I think they were doing
<v Speaker 1>a lot of replay buys on pay per views. People
<v Speaker 1>were still buying the replays. Whenever they would they have it,
<v Speaker 1>they would happen. I remember w WE was selling a
<v Speaker 1>ton of those fucking replays. Man. They would even announce
<v Speaker 1>on the show. Do you remember that on Row on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>What a watch the replay?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they'd be like, buy the encore pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it would because dude, okay, I remember that, because
<v Speaker 2>they would show the you know, the the it would
<v Speaker 2>be WWF magazine or whatever. Would the pictures are it
<v Speaker 2>and they would show the stills. Yeah, dude, I always
<v Speaker 2>thought the Stills were sick as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was cool because they like they had like
<v Speaker 1>the YouTube style animation on him. It's funny to call
<v Speaker 1>it that, but that's kind of what it was.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Junior for two, you may know him as Rocke,
<v Speaker 2>appears to be done. He hadn't signed a contract because
<v Speaker 2>they didn't agree to money terms. When it was clear
<v Speaker 2>they weren't coming to terms, he walked. He was also
<v Speaker 2>scheduled to do a TV job for Christian on the
<v Speaker 2>TV he didn't come to, and then we followed up
<v Speaker 2>here observer November twelfth, two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 1>That was my birthday.
<v Speaker 2>It is not one hundred percent that Junior for two
<v Speaker 2>won't come back. He doesn't have a contract, and they've
<v Speaker 2>missed the ten twenty nine TVs saying he had a
<v Speaker 2>prior commitment.
<v Speaker 1>They'd not a prior comitment to not be there.
<v Speaker 2>I did it because I don't jomp.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not losing a Christian.
<v Speaker 2>Is he dead or is he the rock? Neither one.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not fucking losing.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even showing up this thing.
<v Speaker 2>There had been a miscommunication because if they knew in advance,
<v Speaker 2>they could have changed the tournament round if they knew
<v Speaker 2>he was missing. The ten twenty nine show The Explanation
<v Speaker 2>on TV, which we'll talk about because it's on this
<v Speaker 2>episode that he wasn't there for unknown reasons. Was Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett's call because he didn't want to say anything negative.
<v Speaker 2>There have been problems with him regarding travel because he
<v Speaker 2>lives in both Pensacola and Las Vegas. Also, he has
<v Speaker 2>a gigantic ass and at times it doesn't say that.
<v Speaker 2>At times get his trans from Pensacola and he'd have
<v Speaker 2>to change it. So, I mean, this is a lot
<v Speaker 2>ginger for two. One No, Yob does not want to
<v Speaker 2>lose two having trouble with the travel. I mean, this
<v Speaker 2>is an all around headache.
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like thousand and seven Junior Fatu not wanting
<v Speaker 1>to lose to Christian, who never loses in TNA is
<v Speaker 1>pretty nuts. They didn't ask him to come in job
<v Speaker 1>to Shark Boy, Christian is fucking like a very He's
<v Speaker 1>like a dedicated diamond in the rough. Yere like TNA
<v Speaker 1>had something really special year.
<v Speaker 3>Oh you gotta oh you think it's ocated to to
<v Speaker 3>job me out?
<v Speaker 2>Den I shine they got.
<v Speaker 1>Him here too, Yeah, shark boy, you know and you
<v Speaker 1>know and you know in the Myrise on Adobe two
<v Speaker 1>K twenty six where Rakeishi's in it. Oh you know,
<v Speaker 1>I know that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I haven't played it, but I know that part. Yes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They should have done that here instead. Fuck the
<v Speaker 1>unknown reason. The unknown reason should have been known next week.
<v Speaker 1>They should have sent like Shark Boy to Rikishi's house
<v Speaker 1>and beat the fuck out of him.
<v Speaker 2>They send all the dudes that were there at the
<v Speaker 2>Royal rumble fucking commercial thing, abys with the balloons, Shane
<v Speaker 2>Douglas with the cookies.
<v Speaker 1>Shark Boy opening the door like Triple h at Randy
<v Speaker 1>Wooten's house. What the hell is this?
<v Speaker 2>She'll want to do the job son it's own gold
<v Speaker 2>Shark Boy then gets it right over by a car.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't forget what you did to me.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Oh my god, Stone Cold Shark Boy in junor
<v Speaker 2>for two we were just like a year away from
<v Speaker 2>that happened.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, him standing at the door, Rikishi looking at him
<v Speaker 1>from the hallway, What the hellhammer?
<v Speaker 2>Well why do you have a sledgehammer? Well, goddamn sun.
<v Speaker 2>Why not? It could have been maybe he didn't want
<v Speaker 2>to lose at all. Maybe it wasn't Christian in particular,
<v Speaker 2>he just happened to have to lose him, but he
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to lose at all.
<v Speaker 4>Mm, yeah, maybe you don't want to lose a son,
<v Speaker 4>Jay Dutt, you don't think curry Man is good enough
<v Speaker 4>to go ten with you?
<v Speaker 1>Junior? We'll bring you back in five. You can face
<v Speaker 1>Chavo Guerrero.
<v Speaker 2>He's doing this all while standing in his doorway that
<v Speaker 2>he just.
<v Speaker 1>Let me in. He's doing this on a ring camera.
<v Speaker 3>Open the door, Open the door. He's calling his fuck,
<v Speaker 3>I do I know you're in there?
<v Speaker 1>Hey, ooh, let me in. Eat.
<v Speaker 2>Shoven says, open the door, ussy eat.
<v Speaker 1>He breaks the fucking door down in his stands there.
<v Speaker 1>How are you doing to my house?
<v Speaker 3>What your fan ass doing? Why don't you have to
<v Speaker 3>tapering show up to work and that stuff? Fishing line?
<v Speaker 3>Because fuck you? DNA management said so up.
<v Speaker 2>Aj Styles in the New ESPN magazine says, w W
<v Speaker 2>E won't let most wrestlers perform polo drivers anymore. In TNA,
<v Speaker 2>we have a guy who does a flipping pile driver.
<v Speaker 2>That's how crazy we are. When I first read this,
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, that's like, that's funny. It's you know,
<v Speaker 2>a little Tachi line. But I was thinking more about it.
<v Speaker 2>If I was reading an ESPN magazine. I just had,
<v Speaker 2>you know, kind of been the fucking fair weather fan
<v Speaker 2>for wrestling, and I saw them say a dude does
<v Speaker 2>a flipping pile driver. I'm watching the next week.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ten years later, everyone does the flipping pile driver.
<v Speaker 2>Now it's everywhere. You're right, it's fucking I mean, people
<v Speaker 2>do it on the apron, people do it fucking off
<v Speaker 2>the top.
<v Speaker 1>Shit is nuts. It's never a three count.
<v Speaker 2>No, THQ is spending eleven million dollars to market these
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown Versus were all two thousand and eight video game.
<v Speaker 2>They should have just threwed eleven million dollars down the
<v Speaker 2>fucking drain.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they could have done anything with that money.
<v Speaker 2>They could have bet they could have made a better game.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what the hell? Give that to TK right now
<v Speaker 1>so we can get aw fi for every day. I'll
<v Speaker 1>take any fucking tang over that game. Holy shit.
<v Speaker 2>The plan is to spend seven million dollars in the
<v Speaker 2>US and four million dollars across the wrestler world and
<v Speaker 2>ads that will start running on November thirteenth. They're trying
<v Speaker 2>to market the game harder to the non wrestling fan audience,
<v Speaker 2>and ads in TV magazines, online, mobile and retail channels,
<v Speaker 2>with commercials saying by playing the game, you can live
<v Speaker 2>your life like you're a WWE superstar, which means the
<v Speaker 2>most fucking, just boring, slow, shitty way possible, because that
<v Speaker 2>is how playing that game feels.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like you can be in a movie where
<v Speaker 1>Ken Anderson has a gun or something and.
<v Speaker 2>Someone you could be a guy with a gun or
<v Speaker 2>a guy with a sword, and you can do that
<v Speaker 2>every single week.
<v Speaker 1>Do you think they got approved for that budget, like
<v Speaker 1>before they had to gut that game?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, had to been right, had to have fucking bit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's gotta be pretty pretty bad. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 1>you get approved for eleven million dollars to market this
<v Speaker 1>game and then right before it comes out you have
<v Speaker 1>to gut it and it ends up being the worst
<v Speaker 1>WWE game of like the entire SBR series. That's gotta
<v Speaker 1>be brutal.
<v Speaker 2>Though I will say I can't imagine how much better
<v Speaker 2>it would have been if they hadn't had to like
<v Speaker 2>kind of redo. It doesn't change the gameplay, sure, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Like maybe the story would have made a little more sense,
<v Speaker 2>but like, how much better could it have fucking been?
<v Speaker 1>Also, yeah, I mean it worked. The eleven million dollars
<v Speaker 1>to market this game work because it's the highest selling
<v Speaker 1>game out of the series. I think you know what
<v Speaker 1>we did.
<v Speaker 2>Just talk about that and fucking egg on my face
<v Speaker 2>for that, because, like you said, it did work. But
<v Speaker 2>flip side that it began the downfall of this Magni
<v Speaker 2>reserral series.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, it never recovered. Well, it recovered at the
<v Speaker 1>very very end, and then they rebranded. But like SBR
<v Speaker 1>twenty eleven, I think they had figured it out again,
<v Speaker 1>but it took a while.
<v Speaker 2>In more ww news, Brook Adams you might know it
<v Speaker 2>as Brook test Maker, was released on eleven one November. First,
<v Speaker 2>it was notable when the Mis had no women accompanying
<v Speaker 2>him on the East of the show two nights earlier,
<v Speaker 2>because the miss always has women, of course, he's the
<v Speaker 2>chick magnet, and the entire extreme expose angle seemed to dropped.
<v Speaker 2>The reasons for the release aren't known, but she did
<v Speaker 2>have heat with some of the women on the roster.
<v Speaker 2>Her last appearance was on the Raw Halloween Costume Battle Royal,
<v Speaker 2>and she wore Bruiser Brodie style boots. Molina also wears
<v Speaker 2>these style boots, and it was felt she was stepping
<v Speaker 2>on Molina's gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>This is outrageous. I'm sure both of them were thinking, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>we're both wearing Bruiser Brodie style boots right now. Not
<v Speaker 1>one person said maybe they're they're berserker boots.
<v Speaker 2>No fucking chance anyone said that. No, there's not a
<v Speaker 2>chance at hell.
<v Speaker 1>Well, now let's talk about TNA Impact. No, remember first
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and seven. All right, let's get into TNA Impact. Here,
<v Speaker 1>t Ina, we are wrestling. I love that little bumper there.
<v Speaker 2>I actually I really enjoyed how they I feel like
<v Speaker 2>every time we watched TNA, at least during this era,
<v Speaker 2>they did that, and then they did like here's what
<v Speaker 2>happened the last like two weeks. So especially for us
<v Speaker 2>watching this, you know, almost twenty years later, it makes
<v Speaker 2>a lot easier to kind of get caught up. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I like the satellite bumper too. I think it's one
<v Speaker 1>of the coolest bumpers they ever had, maybe maybe the
<v Speaker 1>coolest bumper they ever had. We go to a cold
<v Speaker 1>open here, Kevin Nash tells us there are two stings
<v Speaker 1>Sting and sore You, dude, there is always fucking two stings, man,
<v Speaker 1>dude always Oh every company Sting has ever been in.
<v Speaker 2>There's multiple things. But Nash says, yeah, there's a nice
<v Speaker 2>thing and then there's a real creepy, dark evil Sting,
<v Speaker 2>which like that's like doink Sting.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I wish Wow, that'd be awesome with the hair, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'd be totally down with the shoes.
<v Speaker 2>Sting coming down from the rafters with big clown shoes
<v Speaker 2>on would be amazing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a Sting needs a partner for Genesis, uh to
<v Speaker 1>take on Kevin Nash and Kurt Angle in a tag
<v Speaker 1>team match for the title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, uh, I can't say I love this idea
<v Speaker 2>of the world title being on the line in a
<v Speaker 2>tag match like that and.
<v Speaker 1>Like they were just trying anything. Huh.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, I you know, I think there is a
<v Speaker 2>way to do this right, like if there was like
<v Speaker 2>a contendership thing or something, but just doing the world
<v Speaker 2>title in there where Nash can win the world title.
<v Speaker 2>Like again, I get I get it. It just I
<v Speaker 2>don't know, I feel like I feel like it kind
<v Speaker 2>of lessens the bell.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, I mean, it depends on who Sting's partner.
<v Speaker 2>Is, well, we're gonna find out here tonight, perhaps because
<v Speaker 2>you know Kurt Angle is gonna try to find that out.
<v Speaker 2>And they go over that. Like you said, Cornette is
<v Speaker 2>the one. Cornett's in charge on TV. He's the one
<v Speaker 2>that put the match together here. And Nash tells Sting
<v Speaker 2>that Kurt's all he's got and he's the closest he's
<v Speaker 2>gonna get to the game right here. And but who
<v Speaker 2>will Sting choose as a partner, And Stink says, He's
<v Speaker 2>come up with his own partner genesis, and I'll make
<v Speaker 2>sure he's more than qualified.
<v Speaker 1>He should have got Justice Pain as his partner.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Oh my god, that would have been fucking sick
<v Speaker 2>as hell. What Sting would be like the greatest?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would have been nuts. Well, that would have
<v Speaker 1>changed some things.
<v Speaker 2>Sting in Nate Hatred's face paint doing the fucking pussy
<v Speaker 2>devil time.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I love the idea of Nate Hatred coming in
<v Speaker 1>too TNA and jumping over every single other person there.
<v Speaker 1>And he's immediately in the ring with Sting, Kevin Nash,
<v Speaker 1>and Kurt Angle, and he would fit, he would fit
<v Speaker 1>right in. That's a decapitator.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Don West would Super be on board
<v Speaker 2>with the decapitator?
<v Speaker 1>Did he definitely be doing the talent with him too? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Well we get the broken glass TNA Impact intro here.
<v Speaker 1>The AJ Styles parts always sticking my head, along with
<v Speaker 1>the Eric Young dive.
<v Speaker 2>Dude that is legit insane. The three that I wrote
<v Speaker 2>down was AJ fallonoff something doing the flip bump. That's right,
<v Speaker 2>Eric Young's crossbody that's right open another AJ flip bomb.
<v Speaker 1>Those are the ones that always stick out to me
<v Speaker 1>for some reason.
<v Speaker 2>Those are the best parts. Yeah, I don't know. They
<v Speaker 2>are super in your face and I mean they definitely
<v Speaker 2>could have did this with just AJ taking a flip
<v Speaker 2>bump like he does, because everyone in your head, you
<v Speaker 2>can imagine it right now how he takes this.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, everybody that comes into TNA wants to fucking
<v Speaker 1>face AJ, right.
<v Speaker 2>Why not?
<v Speaker 1>Right? Like guaranteed good match. Mike Today and Don Wes
<v Speaker 1>welcome us into the Impact Zone. They run down the
<v Speaker 1>matches here. We have tom Co and AJ Styles defending
<v Speaker 1>the TNA tag titles tonight against Lax. Yeah, we have
<v Speaker 1>two semi final fight for the right tournament matches everyone's
<v Speaker 1>favorite tournament, Kaz versus James Storm, and for unknown reasons,
<v Speaker 1>Junior five two will not be in the tournament anymore.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's uh. He was supposed to face Chris Well. Chris,
<v Speaker 2>you will now have a mystery opponent determined by TEENA management.
<v Speaker 2>Oh and what's that? We have footage here. We're going
<v Speaker 2>to Junior for two's house.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, we're going to Junior FA two's house and we're
<v Speaker 1>gonna kick his fucking We're bringing the fight to you,
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker across the line. So we start the show off
<v Speaker 1>here we have the Kurt Angle town Hall. Kurt is
<v Speaker 1>the world champion. He makes his interest to the elevator.
<v Speaker 1>He's got the suit, the glasses, the Eagle TNA world title.
<v Speaker 1>Very cool.
<v Speaker 2>I love that belt, little glasses always, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't until we started watching these back that I
<v Speaker 2>realized like he always had the little glasses.
<v Speaker 1>I also love that Kurt comes out of the fucking
<v Speaker 1>ground here in a suit, and then Karen Angle has
<v Speaker 1>to walk up behind him through the tunnel to join him.
<v Speaker 2>He waves her off, Hank, Come on, now, that's fucking.
<v Speaker 1>That's like the most two thousand and seven Kurd angle
<v Speaker 1>thing ever, I mean he is very funny in this run.
<v Speaker 2>He is super funny. Another thing that and we'll talk
<v Speaker 2>about it later. But I didn't realize how much him
<v Speaker 2>and JB did together.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, JB was like his best friend on the show.
<v Speaker 2>Really, it's legit the opposite of what The Rock would
<v Speaker 2>do with interviewers, like The Rock would always fucking GIBRONI them. Well,
<v Speaker 2>Kurt's best friend is the interviewer super Kurt thing. So yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so Kurt, I believe it might have been just last
<v Speaker 2>week beat Sting to win that title back, and I
<v Speaker 2>think Nash was involved. And eventually they show here that
<v Speaker 2>Nash gives Kurt and jack knife and Kurt, well, he
<v Speaker 2>gave him the finger. So Kurt says, what a better
<v Speaker 2>way to take a title from a beloved champion and
<v Speaker 2>then put him in a three on one situation? You
<v Speaker 2>have the Superman, twelve time world champion, Olympic gold medalist
<v Speaker 2>and all around great guy me who's tag deep partner
<v Speaker 2>wants to tear my throat out, and Kevin Nash versus
<v Speaker 2>angry parent and icon staning.
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, so good.
<v Speaker 2>He is so good here, dude, angry parrot and icon.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt says, let's break this down. This broken down has
<v Speaker 2>been cripple.
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash, Shit, I'm okay riding my coattails.
<v Speaker 2>He was riding his horse all the way to the
<v Speaker 2>top until I got sick of him and I flipped
<v Speaker 2>him off. Now Kevin Nash wants to kill me. So
<v Speaker 2>Kurt says, tonight's sing your mystery comes to an end
<v Speaker 2>because you underestimate me. Well, Sing's crazy ass music hits
<v Speaker 2>and it shows his crazy extron which I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if we've talked about where it's just him coming up
<v Speaker 2>in a wooden elevator a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess I haven't talked about it, as is
<v Speaker 1>that him going to the rafters via a wooden elevator. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's how they do it. The impact is
<v Speaker 1>then they just send him up in that little elevator.
<v Speaker 1>There the best.
<v Speaker 2>Well sting's out here, And Kurt says, not only in
<v Speaker 2>my world class athlete, but I'm a Rhodes scholar. I
<v Speaker 2>have not only one but two degrees, one in physical education,
<v Speaker 2>one in liberal arts, which pretty much makes me a genius.
<v Speaker 2>Plus I watched CSI Law and Order n. Twenty four
<v Speaker 2>which means I can crack a pretty good case.
<v Speaker 1>Sting hasn't even said anything yet. Sting comes out on
<v Speaker 1>the ramp and Kerdagle says, Hey, Sting, I don't have one.
<v Speaker 1>Have two degrees watch law and order. Stein has not
<v Speaker 1>said a words yet. Oh, it's real, so.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt says, So by the end of the night, I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna have interrogations throughout the night. I'll find out who
<v Speaker 2>your mystery partner is. Oh, that is real. That is
<v Speaker 2>damn real. Again, Sting is not said a single fucking
<v Speaker 2>thing yet.
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I didn't even know if it was real Sting
<v Speaker 1>or not at first, because it was like a far
<v Speaker 1>away shot and it was Sting standing on the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was gonna be fake Sting. Oh, which
<v Speaker 1>always there's two Stings from what I understand, Unless I
<v Speaker 1>see Sting like close up, it's always fucking fake Sting.
<v Speaker 2>Is this like the first time ever where somebody's made
<v Speaker 2>an entrance to interrupt a promo and then their interruption
<v Speaker 2>got interrupted by somebody that was just originally cutting the promo.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They did the double ramp promos a lot,
<v Speaker 1>that's true. Yeah, I'm sure they did it with Sarah Tonin.
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were like gonna say Sarah to take her.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she was here.
<v Speaker 2>I thic Junior.
<v Speaker 1>She was scheduled tonight for the Christiani match.
<v Speaker 2>She didn't want to lose.
<v Speaker 1>She didn't want to lose. Then awesome Thong the most
<v Speaker 1>dominant knockout in the history of the division.
<v Speaker 2>I know where Shark Boy's going next.
<v Speaker 1>I was on WWTV DDP was talking me, Yeah, pictures
<v Speaker 1>of me on the walls and get the fuck out
<v Speaker 1>of here match.
<v Speaker 2>So Sting, he says, KURTI it must have been really tough,
<v Speaker 2>you know, getting that fizz ed major climbing all those
<v Speaker 2>ropes and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you pulled it off. It was
<v Speaker 1>he should have said that he.
<v Speaker 2>Was hard, damn hard. Sting says, my partner's you know,
<v Speaker 2>he's a champion of champions. He's world caliber. He's been
<v Speaker 2>a world champion in many different wrestling organizations, including WWE
<v Speaker 2>and w CW. I was I don't know. I think
<v Speaker 2>we understood. I don't know if he had to kind
<v Speaker 2>of go all the way. Yeah, he was an Awa
<v Speaker 2>World champion as well.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, hey, Curt, he almost broke your freaking arm.
<v Speaker 1>That's right. It was a shoot one night on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>He broke your freaking arm. Yeah, that's right. Squallapasta wors
<v Speaker 1>Swaggle never broke my freaking arm.
<v Speaker 2>Not yet.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's see after tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Uh So, Sting also said that somebody that he worked with,
<v Speaker 2>and let's say you rub him the wrong way.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt says, hold on, Sting, you're full of it. Everybody
<v Speaker 1>that knows me loves me. D Oh shit.
<v Speaker 2>It's Kevin Dash and he's not crippled. He's walking out
<v Speaker 2>and he looks great.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, dude, Kevin Nash looks incredible.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's fucking pretty good here. And Nash says, you know, Kurt,
<v Speaker 2>I know you, and I don't love you.
<v Speaker 1>I don't even like you. You're pretty much a jackass.
<v Speaker 1>Don West says, yeah, he reads people well.
<v Speaker 3>Well.
<v Speaker 2>Nash says, listen, you shouldn't worry about whose sting partner
<v Speaker 2>is or about who your damn partner is, because this
<v Speaker 2>thing between me and you is just getting heated up.
<v Speaker 2>And Kurt says, you know what I could take you
<v Speaker 2>instead of singing it, why don't you bring it, which
<v Speaker 2>Nash then proceeds to do he starts coming in the
<v Speaker 2>ring and he gets in the ring and Kurt immediately powders.
<v Speaker 2>What a fucking shitter, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I love that Kurt was stanced up in the ring
<v Speaker 1>like fighter stance, ready to go, and then just powdered immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt then makes a bunch of goofy faces backing up
<v Speaker 2>the ramp because he forgot Sting is there, and then
<v Speaker 2>Sting proceeds to kick his.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love this. They kick his ass down to
<v Speaker 1>the ring and then ping pong him in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh, I love dude. There is nothing better than
<v Speaker 2>a fucking he'll getting ping ponged around.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and who knows what's gonna happen in this tag
<v Speaker 1>because he could be team with Gawayne Dill.
<v Speaker 2>Or Rock Sarah Taker, it could be anybody. All of
<v Speaker 2>these people have been world Champion and ww and.
<v Speaker 1>The world champions, all of us.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, a bit at first, I did think it was
<v Speaker 2>Steiner until I realized Syner's just a part of the
<v Speaker 2>show already.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. Later on in the evening, actually.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's just here. So they yeah, they Sting in
<v Speaker 2>Nash fucking ping pong them around. Kurt eventually gets out
<v Speaker 2>of there. Then security get in the ring to hold
<v Speaker 2>uh Nash and sting apart, who at no point during
<v Speaker 2>this ever made it look like they were gonna fight
<v Speaker 2>each other.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know there's evil. Ah, sorry, I don't know
<v Speaker 1>what phrase he was going for there. That's just the
<v Speaker 1>one I'll landed on.
<v Speaker 2>That work.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we are wrestling. Does that work?
<v Speaker 2>This is evil?
<v Speaker 1>Some of here works, you know it is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I'm with you. I'm with you all the way.
<v Speaker 1>So we have James Storm with Miss Jackie versus Kazarian.
<v Speaker 1>This is a fight for the right semi final tournament match. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>and I believe if if I'm correct here, the fight
<v Speaker 1>for the right tournament final is the ladder match between
<v Speaker 1>Christian and Kazarian. Uh. That ends up actually being pretty great.
<v Speaker 2>It is fucking great. We've watch I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>we just watched that together or we watched it for something,
<v Speaker 2>but I do remember thinking.
<v Speaker 1>That match was really good and like, yeah, over delivered.
<v Speaker 2>What a great spot for Kazarian, who, like you know,
<v Speaker 2>has been around for a minute here and uh, you know,
<v Speaker 2>giving them a go and put them They're a Christian
<v Speaker 2>who everyone knows is fucking awesome, So like, yeah that
<v Speaker 2>I mean spoilers, that's where it goes to obviously, And
<v Speaker 2>they talk about that on commentary here Don Weston and
<v Speaker 2>today on commentary and they once again say he Caz
<v Speaker 2>takes on James Storm and for unknown reasons, Junior FO
<v Speaker 2>two will not be in the Fight for the Right.
<v Speaker 2>They say this all night long.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is the only time in TNA history
<v Speaker 1>where they take the neutral route of.
<v Speaker 2>All fucking people, like they could have just said anything
<v Speaker 2>j yeah, or like what the fuck anything. Junior Fuos
<v Speaker 2>not here because he was supposed to drive to the
<v Speaker 2>venue and he got his car stuck up his ass,
<v Speaker 2>so he's not fucking gonna make it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you hate you, Don.
<v Speaker 2>West, pointing right into the camera, Fuck you, RICKII, Well
<v Speaker 2>you hate you.
<v Speaker 1>The Fight for the Right tournament is ruined and it's
<v Speaker 1>because of you.
<v Speaker 2>He stands on the outstable. Rashi punked out.
<v Speaker 1>Because he's a funk. He stands on the dame.
<v Speaker 4>He says, hey, everybody, everybody, fucker casey Ill It's like,
<v Speaker 4>comes out and dapts him up.
<v Speaker 2>Mike Today says, for unknown reasons, Junior for two will
<v Speaker 2>not be here, and Don West says, you know what,
<v Speaker 2>fuck it, fuck it, he's not here because he's a bit.
<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? Unknown reasons? What does that mean?
<v Speaker 2>We're better off without you? For two?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you? What are you gonna do?
<v Speaker 2>Fire me?
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, fire me because there's a lot of people
<v Speaker 1>in the back back there, Robbie McAllister.
<v Speaker 2>Poison in the crowd.
<v Speaker 1>Not again.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck So this is the TNA fight for the right
<v Speaker 2>bracket as of right now. James Thorm beat Eric Young
<v Speaker 2>to advance, Nance Kauzarrian or Kaz his Kaz beat Lance
<v Speaker 2>Hoyte to advance. Junior for two is not here because
<v Speaker 2>he's a bitch.
<v Speaker 1>I hope you when your entire family don't want Johnson
<v Speaker 1>TN any time too, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that sucks. They have to beat Robert Rude and
<v Speaker 2>he just listened to here.
<v Speaker 1>He probably put his ass in his face too, like
<v Speaker 1>that's so disrespectful. He probably.
<v Speaker 2>Road Dog and Billy Gun got something to say about
<v Speaker 2>you next week.
<v Speaker 4>How come road Dog and Billy gunn couldn't be here
<v Speaker 4>for they should have not been here under reasons reasons
<v Speaker 4>kin Mafia is fired.
<v Speaker 2>Why Why couldn't Billy Gun and road Dog not have
<v Speaker 2>been here?
<v Speaker 1>So James Storm accidentally hitting Miss Jackie against Eric Young
<v Speaker 1>last week, which Eric Young, because he's a good guy,
<v Speaker 1>went to check on Miss Jackie, which allowed James Storm
<v Speaker 1>to hit the last Call super kick and pick up
<v Speaker 1>the win.
<v Speaker 2>Cheating bastard, But you know, Eric Young is a forgiving
<v Speaker 2>man and hopefully he's he's okay.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Kaz beat Lance Hoyt last week to move on
<v Speaker 1>to this semi final match, and of course that match
<v Speaker 1>was good.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure, what the hell?
<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, they start hot here in this match. Kaz
<v Speaker 1>sends Storm to the outside, hits a house show on him.
<v Speaker 1>Jackie's a big part of this match here. She distracts Kaz,
<v Speaker 1>Storm is able to hit the Randy orton DDT and yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>I mean they don't get a lot of time here, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>which is kind of surprising because this is the biggest
<v Speaker 1>tournament in t A history. They definitely had more time
<v Speaker 1>before the.
<v Speaker 2>Job dude. Yeah, I mean you're right, they don't get
<v Speaker 2>a lot of time. Storm does the Eye of the
<v Speaker 2>Storm and just get to two. That move that should
<v Speaker 2>have just been his finish.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he just couldn't do it on everybody.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess that's right.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he wasn't an X Division guy, you know,
<v Speaker 1>sure he could have been. Yeah, so James Storm, he
<v Speaker 1>hit the eye of the Storm. Looks great. Uh did
<v Speaker 1>not expect him to hit that, But it also kind
<v Speaker 1>of iggyed me that this match was going quick for sure.
<v Speaker 1>Storm follows up with an inzigiy and a backstabber for
<v Speaker 1>a two, and then a phone starts her Emily ringing.
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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Mike today, this is jameson Johnny for the Deba podcast.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you fucking that's what they should have said. Hey,
<v Speaker 2>text TNA mobile find out what the fuck is going
<v Speaker 2>on with Juju Fortu.
<v Speaker 4>Hey Mike, uh tell Junior five two will be at
<v Speaker 4>the Double Tree Yellow. He wants to fucking do anything
<v Speaker 4>about it. So she ruined the fight for the right
<v Speaker 4>of it two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 2>You can call hit seventy six hundred and it goes
<v Speaker 2>to Mic on the air. Dude, this fucking bothered me
<v Speaker 2>for so long. I even messaged you. I said what
<v Speaker 2>is this fucking move called. It's an O'Connor roll with
<v Speaker 2>the legs, Yeah, but with the legs, so I assume
<v Speaker 2>that's all in the same family though, the O'Connor roll
<v Speaker 2>with a backbridge.
<v Speaker 1>So Kazarian picks up the wind here and instantly powders
<v Speaker 1>because we have some other shit to get done. Sorry,
<v Speaker 1>the fight for the right tournament's overbuddy, It's time now,
<v Speaker 1>more importantly for the Young and James Storm segment.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, more importantly here. Eric Young comes out because you
<v Speaker 2>know they had some issues last week, and I guess
<v Speaker 2>Eric Young wants to bury the hatchet here of something
<v Speaker 2>that it wasn't his faulty, and I don't know why
<v Speaker 2>he's burying the hatchet.
<v Speaker 1>He brings out a six pack of beer here the
<v Speaker 1>bottles too, that's right, glass bottles.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he gives one the Storm and I thought
<v Speaker 2>this was gonna go way different than it does here,
<v Speaker 2>because they just go back and forth, taking turns, chugging
<v Speaker 2>beer as the crowd chance chug until it gets to
<v Speaker 2>the point where one it gets a point where James
<v Speaker 2>Storm opens up the beer, biting the cap off and
<v Speaker 2>bust his mouth open.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, that was badass. Shit is crazy. They have
<v Speaker 1>mutual respect. Now they chugged a bunch of beers together.
<v Speaker 1>They never just said one word to each other here.
<v Speaker 1>The only word that was said in this entire segment
<v Speaker 1>was miss Jackie saying shit.
<v Speaker 2>She legit says, oh shit, I's really like that.
<v Speaker 1>Like that's like a real fucking friendship right there.
<v Speaker 2>Man for their brothers out and they even don't commentary
<v Speaker 2>and say, oh, well, I guess they have mutual respect. Now,
<v Speaker 2>that's right, they do.
<v Speaker 1>They're best friends. They won't even know each other's last name.
<v Speaker 2>This ends up a series of backstay segment feature on
<v Speaker 2>the show involved Jamestorm and Eric Young with Jackie Moore
<v Speaker 2>as an observer involved in a beer drinking contest over
<v Speaker 2>what Storm would call the World Beer Drinking Championship. There
<v Speaker 2>it is I forgot about that, which is an official
<v Speaker 2>ty and a title that was held by James Storm
<v Speaker 2>and Eric Young at one point.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape here Kurt Angle
<v Speaker 1>is smoking a cigar with Jeremy Borash in the interrogation
<v Speaker 1>room that they have.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Kurt's sitting there, He's got the suit on. There's
<v Speaker 2>an overhead light that JB is holding onto and Karen
<v Speaker 2>Angle walks in and says, Kurt, what are you doing
<v Speaker 2>and what the hell's up with a cigar? You don't
<v Speaker 2>even smoke, and Kurt takes the glasses off, and JB
<v Speaker 2>also takes the glasses off. Kurt says, Honey, this is
<v Speaker 2>why they're doing it. Guateamo bayh you know the Guateamo Bay?
<v Speaker 2>Well you know that Guateamo Bay.
<v Speaker 1>Guateamo Bay.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what they call it. What the hell
<v Speaker 2>is that?
<v Speaker 1>She says, don't you mean Guantanamo Bay?
<v Speaker 2>He says, yeah's right, said Guateamo.
<v Speaker 1>Bay again, Tama Bay. Karen says, Kurt, do you even
<v Speaker 1>know where it is?
<v Speaker 2>And he says of course. She says where. Chris says
<v Speaker 2>where doesn't even matter. JB is now pointed the lamp
<v Speaker 2>right in Karen Engle's eyes and she smacks it out
<v Speaker 2>away and Chris is all about it is I find
<v Speaker 2>out who stings. Partner is now shut up and light up,
<v Speaker 2>and he gives her a cigar. She says, you know what, Barney,
<v Speaker 2>you and your little friend here play your little game
<v Speaker 2>of make believe. I'm gonna step it up. I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>take care of business and then she leaves. Churts says,
<v Speaker 2>take care of business. What kind of business is she
<v Speaker 2>gonna take? A Jmi says, I have no idea.
<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you, JB.
<v Speaker 2>And maybe we should get to the bottom of the
<v Speaker 2>junior for two things after this.
<v Speaker 1>You know what, JB. Now you're speaking my language. Give
<v Speaker 1>me another cigar and look up Guatemala Bay for me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I see how we get tickets there.
<v Speaker 1>We got to a pre tape here. Kevin Nash was
<v Speaker 1>interviewed earlier today about, of course, the Genesis match coming
<v Speaker 1>up here in a few weeks. So Nash is.
<v Speaker 2>Asked about his relationship with Kardan Angle. He says, there's
<v Speaker 2>there's no relationship. Some people think you are in cahoots.
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's a team Angle, and there's a team
<v Speaker 2>Nash and uh, he says things. One of my opponents
<v Speaker 2>I know, Kurt is the other one I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I've been in this business a long time and I
<v Speaker 2>made a lot of enemies, but I made a lot
<v Speaker 2>of friends. I've got phone calls out, and by the
<v Speaker 2>end of this evening, I will know who my opponent
<v Speaker 2>is at Genesis. Hmmm, who could he be calling? Could
<v Speaker 2>he be calling triple h M.
<v Speaker 1>So we have the Team three D town Hall, Bubba
<v Speaker 1>and Devon come out here in the X suck shirts
<v Speaker 1>because they hate the X division.
<v Speaker 2>Devon comes out here on steroids.
<v Speaker 1>And Jack is not happy about that.
<v Speaker 2>Listen, THEOPO looks fucking awesome. Man, I don't give a fuck.
<v Speaker 2>He looks fantastic. Yeah he does.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know how many times we're gonna
<v Speaker 1>say it, but I love saying it a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Devon is awesome in TNA. Yes, that's his Work's always fun. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think I think he probably even himself underrates his
<v Speaker 1>TNA run. But uh, I had a good time watching him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So yeah, they're as you said. They're out here
<v Speaker 2>in the X SUX shirts. And two weeks ago, Team
<v Speaker 2>three D laid out the Motor City machine Guns former
<v Speaker 2>Deadlock Wrestling tag team champions.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, by the way, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Note that, by the way, uh, and they put up
<v Speaker 2>through two tables and and both of them were taken
<v Speaker 2>out of the Fight for the Right Tournament. Sadly, it
<v Speaker 2>sounds like a lot of people have been taken out
<v Speaker 2>of the Fight for the Right Tournament.
<v Speaker 1>Damn they could have really used them.
<v Speaker 2>Why would you not always go with the machine guns?
<v Speaker 2>Smart bookers always go with the machine guns. So Bubba
<v Speaker 2>is of course getting all the heat. Ever here he's
<v Speaker 2>he says, come on, let's hear it, let's hear all
<v Speaker 2>you morons chime man. That was awesome, and the crowd
<v Speaker 2>starts to chant that was awesome. I kinda pray with
<v Speaker 2>his point here, and he says, I like.
<v Speaker 1>The way you say that.
<v Speaker 2>You don't know why you say it, Dart exhivision matches,
<v Speaker 2>but you say it anyway, which that doesn't like. That
<v Speaker 2>becomes way bigger of a problem after this, which is funny.
<v Speaker 2>Uh So Bubba says, you know, the X Division are
<v Speaker 2>one hundred pounds little boys, and he's taking craps bigger
<v Speaker 2>than the kids in the X Division.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's a big ship, he said, I take a ship.
<v Speaker 1>I take his ships. Yeah yeah, I take ships.
<v Speaker 2>Shitt big.
<v Speaker 1>Alex Shelley Chris sa I says to your goddamn mother,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, that's right. It says you got damn about
<v Speaker 1>three hours ago.
<v Speaker 2>Boy here, my boy, he looks good. Tony.
<v Speaker 1>So they go backstage. They go back stage after this,
<v Speaker 1>and Jeff Jarret pulls them both asides. So, Bubba Devon,
<v Speaker 1>you're telling me you missed call time because you were
<v Speaker 1>and let me make sure I get this right. You
<v Speaker 1>were having sex with the motor City machine Guns. Mothers
<v Speaker 1>at the Double Tree ol. Yeah that's right. Yeah, you're
<v Speaker 1>both fired. Come on, yeah, that's.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Bubba says. Now, Devon, they got this new thing.
<v Speaker 2>They got star ratings four star match, three star match
<v Speaker 2>two stars, my brother. The only two stars I see
<v Speaker 2>are me and you. That was awesome. I like that alone.
<v Speaker 1>Hold on a minute. They got the new match rating
<v Speaker 1>with the four, three and two star matches and that's it.
<v Speaker 2>It's and it's also because the other way two is
<v Speaker 2>the best one of them.
<v Speaker 1>What the hell is this?
<v Speaker 2>So Bubba says, you know, I'll say it again. The
<v Speaker 2>reason we will destroy the Excivision is because we can.
<v Speaker 2>And then the MotorCity machine Gun shitty theme hits. I
<v Speaker 2>hate this, fucking dude.
<v Speaker 1>Bubba says, We're gonna destroy the Excivision because we can,
<v Speaker 1>and then he takes his jacket off and he pulls
<v Speaker 1>the shirt down. Classic fat boy tech, I mean fat
<v Speaker 1>boy tech right out the jacket, Yes, coming down.
<v Speaker 2>All the fat boys know no matter what the situation is,
<v Speaker 2>I could be falling down a mountain of rocks, just
<v Speaker 2>fucking my life on the line. That shirt can't be
<v Speaker 2>showing my belly.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I could be. I could be like clinically
<v Speaker 1>dead on the ground, like fifty fifty chance of me
<v Speaker 1>coming back or not. The shirt's coming down.
<v Speaker 2>I don't care.
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just as simple as that, like what it is.
<v Speaker 1>And if you are my boy, you're pulling the shirt
<v Speaker 1>down for me.
<v Speaker 2>If I'm one hundred thousand dude, one hundred thousand percent.
<v Speaker 2>So the machine guns come out, and Shelley says, uh,
<v Speaker 2>anyone want these guys to shut the hell up?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, has to stay on the table. Yes, yes, Mike,
<v Speaker 1>Today's on the table. Shot the fuck up.
<v Speaker 2>So Shelley says, mother jokes very original. For the past
<v Speaker 2>few weeks, I've heard you talk about things you hate,
<v Speaker 2>things brother Ay might hate. Let me think for a second.
<v Speaker 2>I bet you hate little carb diets like Today says
<v Speaker 2>that's one. But I bet you hate your arch nemesis exercise.
<v Speaker 2>And there's one thing I know you hate. You hate
<v Speaker 2>the X Division. Well, news flash, tons of fun. The
<v Speaker 2>ex division hates you do and he says, as far
<v Speaker 2>as me and Saman see it, you two are nothing
<v Speaker 2>but bullies. There's only one way to stand up the bullies,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna show you right now. So Shelley and
<v Speaker 2>Saban start coming to the ring and uh, he says,
<v Speaker 2>Saman put your hand. Have you see this hand? That
<v Speaker 2>doesn't just represent Michigan, it doesn't just represent Detroit, you fat,
<v Speaker 2>big dude.
<v Speaker 1>I love Bubba's face during this too. He was like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck was that? Yeah? What the hell?
<v Speaker 2>He says, this is the hand of vengeance and this
<v Speaker 2>is the hand that's gonna bitch, slap the taste out
<v Speaker 2>of your mouth. And Devon says, I've had enough. Well't
<v Speaker 2>you slap this? And they don't show it, but I'm
<v Speaker 2>pretty sure. He starts playing with his day and he says,
<v Speaker 2>this is done. As a matter of fact, we're gonna
<v Speaker 2>end this tonight. We're gonna do it the way Team
<v Speaker 2>three D normally does it. And Bubba then says, get
<v Speaker 2>the tables. So Devon goes to get the tables and
<v Speaker 2>he looks under the ring. There are no tables. This
<v Speaker 2>could be first wrestling history.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that was so fucking funny. He looked under the ring.
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing under.
<v Speaker 4>There, and it cuts back to the ramp and you
<v Speaker 4>just see people walking up with tables behind him.
<v Speaker 1>Good shot.
<v Speaker 2>A bunch of exhibition dudes at the tables and Bubba
<v Speaker 2>points it says, hey, those are our tables and say
<v Speaker 2>it is very observant of you. Then the greatest trio
<v Speaker 2>ever jumps Team three D from behind Son Jay Dutt,
<v Speaker 2>p D Williams and Shark boys start laying the fucking
<v Speaker 2>beat down on Team three D.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Yeah, Chris saving says, I know you're hungry, but
<v Speaker 1>Jay fighting twinkies under that ring. I know you like sugar,
<v Speaker 1>but I got nine.
<v Speaker 4>You gotta look at the people making the threats. You
<v Speaker 4>got this fast, sum bitch. They're coming with the World champions,
<v Speaker 4>all of us. It's my favorite person making the threats.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Behind Chris Saban and Alan Shelley are Daniels low Key,
<v Speaker 1>Elix Skipper and Havoc Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Sarahtonin's Havoc dude, that's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>He looks crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Dude low Key and Elix Skipper in TNA shirts. What
<v Speaker 2>the hell is going on here? Dude?
<v Speaker 1>I love the reaction here too, So like Daniels and
<v Speaker 1>all of them are behind them with the tables. Daniels
<v Speaker 1>in his Sunday's Best Daniels and Bubba points to the
<v Speaker 1>ramp when everyone's up there, and he says, hey, those
<v Speaker 1>are tables, get us back card tables. Now. I thought
<v Speaker 1>the reactually was super good, now super over the top
<v Speaker 1>of yea.
<v Speaker 2>I loved it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and especially because Shark Boy comes in starts attacking.
<v Speaker 2>Start kicking their ass. Yeah, dude, like Team three d's
<v Speaker 2>taking fucking shit from Shark or they're stopping out.
<v Speaker 1>Tem three D. Yeah, that is funny as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, and Bubba starts fighting back. He starts hitting them
<v Speaker 2>with the studded belt. I guess he was using that
<v Speaker 2>a lot at the time on the Exhibsion guys. The
<v Speaker 2>studded belt.
<v Speaker 1>Was it the studded value was using here or was it? Yeah? Okay,
<v Speaker 1>so it was like silver studded joint.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, sure topic special.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, yeah, I mean those are super popular. Back
<v Speaker 1>this I understand so.
<v Speaker 2>Low key and Daniel's I mean, all the Exhibion guys
<v Speaker 2>hit the ring, MotorCity hits the ring, They're all beating
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out of Team three D p D now
<v Speaker 2>has Bubba's belt. They set up a table and he
<v Speaker 2>goes to swing it and Team three D powder and
<v Speaker 2>everyone's not happy because no one went to the fucking table.
<v Speaker 2>I was certain they were going through the table, But
<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing we're saving that for the pay per view,
<v Speaker 2>which makes sense, And Shelley says, hey, it sucks. It
<v Speaker 2>sucks being a tech from behind, it a genesis. You've
<v Speaker 2>got no choice but to come face to face with us.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape here. Kurt Angle
<v Speaker 1>is here with Black Machismo in the interrogation room. Black
<v Speaker 1>Macheemo is the Exhibsion champion by the way, yes.
<v Speaker 2>Which I'm assuming is why Kurt wanted to interrogate him,
<v Speaker 2>because things said that there would be a champion that
<v Speaker 2>good team with them. Uh yeah, they're again in the room,
<v Speaker 2>Jays sitting across from and JB's holding the light and
<v Speaker 2>Jay says, I mean I don't really wait wait a minute, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>face pain right, different colors matching the old. It's all
<v Speaker 2>coming back to me now. Kurtz says, yeah, yes, sting,
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm talking about. Well, that's that's what I'm
<v Speaker 2>talking about. And then Jay stands up all of a
<v Speaker 2>sudden and points across the room and says.
<v Speaker 1>Is that the snake man? I know he's behind her?
<v Speaker 1>Get back from their snake man. Get the chair pushing
<v Speaker 1>against the ground and him hitting the table. Did so
<v Speaker 1>much heavy lifting here. That was the funniest shit I've
<v Speaker 1>ever seen? Is that a snake man. He pushes back
<v Speaker 1>the chair and it just makes this crazy noise. It's
<v Speaker 1>so funny.
<v Speaker 2>And Jay sits down. He's like, oh, he's a trick mirror.
<v Speaker 2>But no, not sting. I'm talking about the Warrior, this thing,
<v Speaker 2>says or sorry, Kurt says the Warrior. Yeah, you know WrestleMania,
<v Speaker 2>big event, a million people. Kurt says, a million people. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that must have been a big building, standing room only.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I love it. He said that must have been
<v Speaker 1>a big building, standing room only.
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you. He comes up.
<v Speaker 1>Freaking out, total freak out. He gets on the ropes,
<v Speaker 1>he's shaking it. But later, yeah, I gum down. I
<v Speaker 1>climb the rope from my fifth thell boot drop and
<v Speaker 1>Kurt's like into the story now, like.
<v Speaker 2>He wants to hear what happens.
<v Speaker 1>He's super wide eyed and then what happened?
<v Speaker 2>He had to fixed smile what happened? And JB says, Kurt, Kurt,
<v Speaker 2>what does this have to do a Sting?
<v Speaker 1>Who cares?
<v Speaker 2>Come on, you're asking about Sting? Kurt says, you're right,
<v Speaker 2>I got side tracked. Yeah, I'm talking about Sting, you idiot?
<v Speaker 2>Who is Who's this tactic partner? Gonna be a genesis?
<v Speaker 2>And Jay sits there and he kind of shrugs, and
<v Speaker 2>he says, Wow, who McDaniel, he might maybe coming back.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, McDaniel, get out of here. Gets your crazy as
<v Speaker 1>that is so fucking funny. Get your crazy talking about sing?
<v Speaker 4>Who gonna be Sting's partner? Jay Lethal just puts his
<v Speaker 4>arms out and stops for a second. Wow mc daniel,
<v Speaker 4>I don't maybe he's coming back here.
<v Speaker 1>Woa McDaniel, gets your crazy ass out of here. You're
<v Speaker 1>an idiot, j dude.
<v Speaker 2>JB joins it too. JAV says, go get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>We go backstage. Lance Hoyt, Jimmy Rave and Christy Hemmy
<v Speaker 1>are here with Crystal. We have to get a little
<v Speaker 1>exposition here before the awesome Kong match. I guess yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Rave is like, you know, trying to defend himself Christy.
<v Speaker 2>Emmy's mad at him. Christy says, you keep coming in
<v Speaker 2>between this relationship between her and Lance Hoyt and Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>Ray says, what I do? Christy says, you talk about
<v Speaker 2>my pussy? Huh Like she says, I heard you talking
<v Speaker 2>about me Red Snapper.
<v Speaker 1>And Jimmy says, what, No, that's a fish.
<v Speaker 2>That's a fucking fish. What else gonna Red Staffer be?
<v Speaker 2>And Holt's laughing, and Jami says, listen, you have a
<v Speaker 2>big mess tonight. I think you need to focus on
<v Speaker 2>that and stop focused on the Rock and Rave infection
<v Speaker 2>and them. He says, Rock and ravenfection, that.
<v Speaker 1>Which is awes. That should have been the team. That
<v Speaker 1>should have been the whole team the whole fucking time.
<v Speaker 1>Is Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave just browing out crazy
<v Speaker 1>there the Rock and Rave infection. They're the only ones
<v Speaker 1>that call each other that it should have never even
<v Speaker 1>been acknowledged on TV. It should have only been done.
<v Speaker 2>And they're like our thirds never say Rock and Rave ever.
<v Speaker 1>Right, but like when they do pros and shit, like
<v Speaker 1>we're the Rock and Raven infection. Chris, He's like, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck is That's like the wild Stallions, Like, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck is that? Oh my god, that's fucking why wasn't.
<v Speaker 2>It that dude?
<v Speaker 1>And they should have had the princesses. Yeah, they missed
<v Speaker 1>out here a while, got out the time machine, going back,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm bringing up the wild stares.
<v Speaker 2>Just watch this fucking one scene from this one movie.
<v Speaker 2>You'll totally get it.
<v Speaker 1>Goddamn dude, Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Ray were the princesses,
<v Speaker 1>would have been awesome. I know it's right there, dude.
<v Speaker 1>They had the guitar hero guitars like it was fuck.
<v Speaker 2>They were so close.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would have been sweet.
<v Speaker 2>And then they get fired. Yep, it happens to the
<v Speaker 2>best of them. But and then Christiemi says that Lance
<v Speaker 2>Hoyd's stuck in any sex to night because he keeps laughing.
<v Speaker 1>At Jimmy jokes. Thanks a lot, Jimmy Ray.
<v Speaker 2>I can't get any red snapper tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck Oh as you that fucking said red snappers.
<v Speaker 2>See come on, man, it's all right, let's go get
<v Speaker 2>some beers.
<v Speaker 1>So we have Awesome Kong versus Christy Hem up. Next.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome Kong comes out here with an eight x ten
<v Speaker 1>of Gail Kim. She is obsessed with Gail Kim, who
<v Speaker 1>has just become the TNA Knockouts champion.
<v Speaker 2>So two weeks ago, Kong made Talia Madison feel her
<v Speaker 2>wrath and then last week made angel Williams feel her wrath.
<v Speaker 2>So we are super early in their career here, because
<v Speaker 2>that's Velvet Sky and Angelina Lovee.
<v Speaker 1>So Christy hem I mean she runs straight into the ring.
<v Speaker 1>She starts throwing four arms, but Kong doesn't even fucking
<v Speaker 1>move man.
<v Speaker 2>She is throwing crazy strikes here, and Christie's I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this was the best attack I could I think she
<v Speaker 2>could have done. She's thrown forums from on forums. Then
<v Speaker 2>she reaches up and double goozles Kong, and Kong's eyes
<v Speaker 2>like nearly pop out of her head. She's like, what
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is going on here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Kng then proceeds to kick the dog shit out of her.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. She annihilates her like power slams, just everything you
<v Speaker 2>could imagine a Kong best of is what took place here?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Christy Hemmy slaps Kong. Then Kong runs over and
<v Speaker 1>just beats the shit out of her. She tries to
<v Speaker 1>put a sleeper on her, but then that doesn't work.
<v Speaker 1>She gets down. She tries to hair throw Kong, but
<v Speaker 1>Kong just shakes her head and throws himmy instead. I've
<v Speaker 1>never seen that before.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, never have seen at someone going for a hair
<v Speaker 2>whip and getting thrown by the person's hair.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking crazy. Congdon hits a backfist on Christy Hemmy
<v Speaker 1>and locks in the rack.
<v Speaker 2>This is nuts. I'm guessing I think they mentioned it that,
<v Speaker 2>like they wrestled at a maybe it was the last
<v Speaker 2>pay per view or something or something like that, and
<v Speaker 2>like this happened before, So I'm assuming they just did
<v Speaker 2>a six spot and said, oh, let's just fucking run
<v Speaker 2>that back on TV. More people need to see this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, while she has her in the rack, she is
<v Speaker 1>making Christy Hemmy's head touch her.
<v Speaker 2>Feet backwards, bending her backwards and kicking her own head
<v Speaker 2>with her own feet. It is nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she straight up throws Christy off her shoulders. Lance
<v Speaker 1>Hoyt talking to her about something so the sex so
<v Speaker 1>I know it's at bad time, but so hoy is
<v Speaker 1>trying to get Christy just back into the match by
<v Speaker 1>any means here. Uh, but this shit is scary as
<v Speaker 1>fuck awesome Kong grabs her by the leg and drags
<v Speaker 1>her away from the corner. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck it like a shark, dude, like an alligator dragging
<v Speaker 2>their prey in the middle, and she calls for the
<v Speaker 2>awesome bomb.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she hit the awesome bomb, and that's the three.
<v Speaker 2>That's it. And of course that was the PlayStation move
<v Speaker 2>of the match, brought to you by the all new
<v Speaker 2>Lighter Slimmer PSP.
<v Speaker 1>Damn. I didn't even know they did this. This threw
<v Speaker 1>me off crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know they had like PlayStation steez. You think
<v Speaker 2>that was like a T and a think or a
<v Speaker 2>spike thing.
<v Speaker 1>They got the PSP move of the match just here
<v Speaker 1>and never again.
<v Speaker 2>And it's two moves too.
<v Speaker 1>They got a two for Yeah, wow, you got a
<v Speaker 1>lot for your deal here, PSP. Remember that.
<v Speaker 2>Did you have a PSP?
<v Speaker 1>I'm a PSP right now.
<v Speaker 2>I never had one. I like completely missed out for
<v Speaker 2>some reason.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why.
<v Speaker 2>I think maybe I just wasn't fucking with handhelds like
<v Speaker 2>that and I just had the ps two. I was
<v Speaker 2>cool with that, but like, look at that, man, dude, Okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>looking back at it, it looks like super ahead of
<v Speaker 2>its time.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Lance Hoyt carries Christy out of the match here
<v Speaker 1>as Kong holds the eight by ten of Gale up
<v Speaker 1>to the crowd, and they have a great shot here
<v Speaker 1>of Christy with her nose bleeding.
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, Christy's nose is busted open here.
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming that was from.
<v Speaker 1>The backfast yeah, or her feet hitting her head.
<v Speaker 2>Just her brain started oozing out of her nose, sadly
<v Speaker 2>because she was kicking herself in the head. Yeah, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>Kong is fucking cool as fuck, dude. Christy did a
<v Speaker 2>great job here. This is I mean, what better way
<v Speaker 2>to make Kong look like just a complete monster going
<v Speaker 2>into this Gail Kim thing than have her just kill
<v Speaker 2>Christy Hemy.
<v Speaker 1>This is great. Yeah, this is a perfect segment. I think,
<v Speaker 1>great match, make Kong look awesome, Christy Hemi bleeding by
<v Speaker 1>the end of it and getting carried out with a
<v Speaker 1>great close up shot. I mean, you really been ask
<v Speaker 1>for this to go any better.
<v Speaker 2>This was my dreamcast match of the night.
<v Speaker 1>We go backstage. Eric Young is here at Sting's locker room,
<v Speaker 1>and you can tell because there's a scorpion on the floor.
<v Speaker 2>They spared no expense jams. They put printed out a
<v Speaker 2>picture of a scorpion. It has like the front lines
<v Speaker 2>and every day in the white border.
<v Speaker 1>They did that the double tree like travel room.
<v Speaker 2>They could not just cut the fucking picture out like
<v Speaker 2>I have to see the big ass white border around
<v Speaker 2>this thing on this flimsy piece of favor, at least
<v Speaker 2>make it look a little special. So Crystal's trying to
<v Speaker 2>get a word what's thing to find out who the
<v Speaker 2>mystery partner is? And Eric Young is here and he's
<v Speaker 2>crouched down listening into the door knob, and Christal says,
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing? And he was a shre got
<v Speaker 2>can't here, And Crystal crouched down says, dude, what are
<v Speaker 2>you doing? And he says, oh my god, I just
<v Speaker 2>heard him say. I heard him say who the mystery
<v Speaker 2>partner was. And she says, you could tell me, and
<v Speaker 2>he says all right, and he whispers it to her
<v Speaker 2>and she says, oh my god, are you kidding? And
<v Speaker 2>they both jump up and down. They're excited. And he
<v Speaker 2>was said, you can't tell anybody though our lips are sealed.
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell anyone, and she says, you just told
<v Speaker 2>me and he says, well, it's a short private list
<v Speaker 2>and you're on it, and that's it. E Wy is great.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, he really is. He's a utility player. We
<v Speaker 1>got to a pre tap kurd Angles here with Robert Rude.
<v Speaker 2>How many fucking pre taps? Can there possibly be any
<v Speaker 2>matches left on the show alone?
<v Speaker 1>We have, like, let me look at my list. Here,
<v Speaker 1>we have this, we have Mike today at Don West two, three, four,
<v Speaker 1>five six, and then we go to the match.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck, there's a lot here. You're right, Jesus, all right,
<v Speaker 2>we'll strapp in. So we're back in the interrogation room
<v Speaker 2>once again, and Robert Rud is here, and he is
<v Speaker 2>in his robe and he's uh wiping, you know, he's.
<v Speaker 1>Because he's gonna have a match in like thirty fucking
<v Speaker 1>minutes once we get through all these promos.
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully he's warmed up still, Jesus, better hit the burger,
<v Speaker 2>kick us out the park. He's swatting away his cigar
<v Speaker 2>smoke and JB's holding a light right in his face,
<v Speaker 2>and Rude slaps on and says, what the hell are
<v Speaker 2>you doing, JB? And Kurt says, you know, Robert, something
<v Speaker 2>about you. I like, and there's something that catches my eye,
<v Speaker 2>the way you've been slapping around some mo ojo like
<v Speaker 2>an animal. He is especially, I like the way that
<v Speaker 2>you treat women. I admire that.
<v Speaker 1>Robert Root's old character is just being a complete ass
<v Speaker 1>white to Tracy Brooks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Ruth says, you know, you can learn a
<v Speaker 2>lot from Rude. Kurt says yeah, and Ruth says, sometimes
<v Speaker 2>you just gotta lay the hammer down. You gotta be
<v Speaker 2>the boss. And Kurt has a little like ham Nope,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, he has like a little fan in front
<v Speaker 2>of him. He's writing down the hammer and he writes
<v Speaker 2>it down and JB says, I'm on the boss, and
<v Speaker 2>Rud says.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta wear the pants of the family pants pants,
<v Speaker 1>got that?
<v Speaker 2>And they're all nuts? And speaking of women, Hurt, where's
<v Speaker 2>your wife Karen? Ruth says, no, you're otherwise. Yeah, Karen,
<v Speaker 2>where's she at? And Kurt says, Karen, she said she
<v Speaker 2>was taking care of business. Ruth's taking care of business.
<v Speaker 2>When was the last time you saw a woman take
<v Speaker 2>care of business? And the Kurt takes a really long
<v Speaker 2>time to think about that. Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, like this guy was begging for Junior
<v Speaker 1>five two to put his ass back in his face.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what, maybe there was a reason they
<v Speaker 2>did that. Yeah, right, Well, Ruth says, listen, Kurt, you
<v Speaker 2>know where she's at. She's out there screwing around. She's
<v Speaker 2>doing something behind your back. You gotta get those reins
<v Speaker 2>on her. You're the boss, Kurt. And he leaves, and
<v Speaker 2>Hurt's like, JB, where is Karen?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>You tell me. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
<v Speaker 2>my god. He starts freaking out. He is. Uh. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this Kurt character is nuts. He's insecure at every corner.
<v Speaker 2>Everything is the biggest fucking issue of all time. This
<v Speaker 2>guy's out of his mind.
<v Speaker 1>Is the Robert Rude character like sort of supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be like Jeff Jarrett's character from like WWF.
<v Speaker 2>I legit think so maybe like less on the nose,
<v Speaker 2>with the fucking you know, good housekeeping match and shit
<v Speaker 2>like that. But yeah, I think he's supposed to be
<v Speaker 2>just you know, misogynistic, shitty boyfriend guy.
<v Speaker 1>So it cuts to Mike Today and Don West at
<v Speaker 1>the commentary table, and uh, it was just a failler
<v Speaker 1>segment here, But there was like a super funny exchange,
<v Speaker 1>so I thought I would bring it up anyways, Mike
<v Speaker 1>Today says that Eric Young seems to know who Stings
<v Speaker 1>partner is, and Don West says most of the time,
<v Speaker 1>Eric Young is just a lost ball in high weeds,
<v Speaker 1>and Mike Today makes the most Mike Today face of
<v Speaker 1>all time at the camera, does Sammy cracking up so
<v Speaker 1>fucking much like shit? Eric Young? He's just a lost
<v Speaker 1>ball in high weeds. I mean, like that shit was
<v Speaker 1>so funny.
<v Speaker 2>Man. By the way, in case you didn't know, for
<v Speaker 2>unknown reasons, Junior fin two will not be hereck you man,
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it. They legit said every time they
<v Speaker 2>go back to commentary. It's ridiculous.
<v Speaker 1>So Today says, well, let's send it back to Crystal.
<v Speaker 2>Who's standing by with Dustin Rhodes. And he's like stunned
<v Speaker 2>that Dustin Roads is here. So I guess we're already
<v Speaker 2>in the black Rain era and he hasn't maybe been
<v Speaker 2>Dustin Rhads for a second here. So Crystal's back here
<v Speaker 2>at Dustin Roads and he's leaned over, he's look like
<v Speaker 2>he's kind of struggling here, and Crystal pats him on
<v Speaker 2>the shoulder and says, we haven't seen you for a while.
<v Speaker 1>Where's Black Rain? Fuck Chris Crystal, I'm Black Rain.
<v Speaker 2>Don't you understand the gimming?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is going on here? He says, I
<v Speaker 2>told everybody I want to be responsible for the actions
<v Speaker 2>of Black Rain, and they wouldn't listen that it would
<v Speaker 2>rain on TNA and it has.
<v Speaker 1>It's because Crystal shit just started right there. Just try
<v Speaker 1>it again, Just do something.
<v Speaker 2>Else, like this is no one's buying this ship? Are
<v Speaker 2>you kidding it? Rained?
<v Speaker 1>Is that that's where we want to go with this?
<v Speaker 2>All right? Cristal, have you met how much fucking money
<v Speaker 2>have you made in this business? And we'll compare it?
<v Speaker 2>And he says, this becomes so bad in my head
<v Speaker 2>right now and I can't concentrate anymore. And it's made
<v Speaker 2>him mad. It's made him so angry, and I'm scared
<v Speaker 2>of what's gonna happen. And Black Grain has nightmares too.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I've ever seen a promo interrupted
<v Speaker 2>in such a manner before where somebody got attacked this way.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, I've seen people get with weapons
<v Speaker 2>and all the sword just get jumped. Abyss runs in
<v Speaker 2>and I swear he runs in and full on just
<v Speaker 2>punches Black Rain in the shoulder.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you bitch, real power, motherfucker. Where's Black Rain shoulder? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>Then he throws him into the Black Grain room.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. He does right through the fucking wall.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, fucking annihilates the wall. He's kicking his ass. He
<v Speaker 2>hits him with a big ass box.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, he's destroying all of Black Grain stuff, all
<v Speaker 1>his items, all of his goods, the Black Grain goods.
<v Speaker 1>You know how like you're not supposed to like live
<v Speaker 1>in a storage unit. I imagine the same rules apply here.
<v Speaker 1>There's no way they let Black Rain just live in
<v Speaker 1>the Impacts.
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna tell Black Rain to not do that?
<v Speaker 1>That's why they sent abyss.
<v Speaker 2>To a victim.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, time to move out and no squatters. Right to
<v Speaker 1>the Impacts. He busts the wall down and Robbie McAllister
<v Speaker 1>runs out.
<v Speaker 2>Well, this picks up a big ass box. It's a
<v Speaker 2>black box, and he smashed his dust and roads in
<v Speaker 2>the head with it. And I'll commentary. They said, oh
<v Speaker 2>my god, that's the black box that he's been carrying around.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my right, that's right. He found it immediately, So
<v Speaker 1>he has the black box he's been carried around. He
<v Speaker 1>hits him the head with it. He grabs a key
<v Speaker 1>and says, oh, fuck it. Whatever, Why the fuck? It
<v Speaker 1>didn't make any fucking sense. Why didn't he just take
<v Speaker 1>the key? From what it sounds like later, Uh, no
<v Speaker 1>one really knows either, so it being brought up here
<v Speaker 1>made even less sense. Like abs breaks the box and
<v Speaker 1>then sees the key and says, off, fuck it.
<v Speaker 2>It's gotta be important eventually, it's just not important yet, right,
<v Speaker 2>It's got to unlock the Relic room.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that'd be nuts.
<v Speaker 4>There's another room deeper, like you go into the black
<v Speaker 4>raining room and then you bust another walk down.
<v Speaker 1>There's a door with a hole in it. You put
<v Speaker 1>the key in it. Relic is there too, forget about it.
<v Speaker 2>A son of a gun? You found me a.
<v Speaker 1>Need stay a bully room. Fuck Relic.
<v Speaker 2>I think Relic does debut with the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Oh really? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>In the Shop of Horror?
<v Speaker 1>Well, is that what happens he unlocks the box that
<v Speaker 1>Relic comes out of.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, after ten thousand years, I'm free, and your mother.
<v Speaker 1>The idea of Relic still being Italian is like, awesome, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure this is a bloody Christmas
<v Speaker 1>and that we have chicken gullege.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then that sacrifice. We're gonna have the comic
<v Speaker 2>col death match, and the business a part of it.
<v Speaker 1>And this is all this is gonna do with the
<v Speaker 1>rest of his fucking entering career.
<v Speaker 2>This is all you get a bit sorry about that.
<v Speaker 2>We couldna come home with anything else.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape. Kurd Angle's here
<v Speaker 1>with Chris Harris. Chris Harris gimmick is I want.
<v Speaker 2>To go to w B please? Do you think this
<v Speaker 2>is the segment where they decided to fire Chris Harris.
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's like been his whole character on TNA is
<v Speaker 1>like I'm not doing ship and y'all don't want to
<v Speaker 1>book me.
<v Speaker 2>I hate being here.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it ends up with him leaving.
<v Speaker 2>He does leave right like pretty soon he does.
<v Speaker 1>He goes to w Right. Brad, Oh my god, knock knock.
<v Speaker 2>On your ass. Yeah, Kurt's here standing up with the
<v Speaker 2>glasses on Chris Harris's Okay, what is what is Chris
<v Speaker 2>Harris reading here? Is this dirt sheets or is this
<v Speaker 2>what is this? Oh?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just thought maybe he was keeping
<v Speaker 1>a like a book of all the things wrong his complaints.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that because he does say, Kurt, look here, here's
<v Speaker 2>your name again. I really don't appreciate the way the
<v Speaker 2>same guys are featured on Impact every week.
<v Speaker 1>Oh here it is again, Kurt.
<v Speaker 2>I don't appreciate the way your family drama ends up
<v Speaker 2>on an Impact every week. Want to hear more?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, here you go?
<v Speaker 2>You like this, JB. I don't appreciate how I'm out
<v Speaker 2>in the ring bust on my butt every week, and
<v Speaker 2>your little buddies Mike and Donner talking about Kurt Angle,
<v Speaker 2>and Kurt fucking flips out and he says, a hold on,
<v Speaker 2>I was supposed to be in terrygaining you. I uh
<v Speaker 2>hated this and I was a Chris Harris guy. But this,
<v Speaker 2>uh yeah, man, he it probably was. It probably was
<v Speaker 2>time for him to go. Honestly.
<v Speaker 1>We go to a pre tape. Here, Kurt Angle is
<v Speaker 1>here with the voody Kin Mafia. What's that smell?
<v Speaker 2>Enough of the fucking pretapes? Good damn man, dude, that's
<v Speaker 2>funny as shit. JB is in Kurt's eat, staring at
<v Speaker 2>Kip James b G. James is in the background coughing
<v Speaker 2>rocks of the voe is here because is a Voodooki
<v Speaker 2>maffia of course, and Kurt is behind him smelling his hair,
<v Speaker 2>and Kip James is Billy gunn if you don't know,
<v Speaker 2>turns around and he looks at her and he says
<v Speaker 2>he's smelling me, and Chris says, no, I'm interrogating you.
<v Speaker 2>Would you please look forward? And Kip looks forward again
<v Speaker 2>and Kurt turns smelling his head again. Kurt says, who
<v Speaker 2>are you, Kip? Who he should have said? Oh, hell no,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing this again. Rock shut up. Kurt says,
<v Speaker 2>first use this thing on TV where you promote your ass,
<v Speaker 2>and then there's this marriage thing. There's no place in
<v Speaker 2>wrestling for that. And Kip turns around. He says, hey,
<v Speaker 2>I thought this was about stick and Kurt says, we'll
<v Speaker 2>get this thing okay, but first we need to fix you.
<v Speaker 2>And Kip says he I don't need any fix them,
<v Speaker 2>but I'll tell you what I'm fixing to do on
<v Speaker 2>a stick of my size fourteen s two up your ass.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt gets offender It says, huh, it's all there. You
<v Speaker 2>go the sexual references again. So BG James road Dog
<v Speaker 2>says listen, just take a seat, and Churts says, oh,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take a seat. Huh and he says, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>just take a seat and uh BG aims the light
<v Speaker 2>at Kurt and he says, this is have anything to
<v Speaker 2>do with your father sits there and he thinks about
<v Speaker 2>it and he starts weeping, crying, and he says, yes,
<v Speaker 2>it does that ones did he ever tell you love me?
<v Speaker 2>Not once?
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, oh shit, dude, fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Why bad a G? What the fuck there? Pat him
<v Speaker 2>on the shoulder and Kurt says, JV, why why not what?
<v Speaker 2>Then the BEG signals for Kipp and Rocks. They leave
<v Speaker 2>and they all do. Kurt is, I mean, how many
<v Speaker 2>of these do they have to? Really? Do? You know?
<v Speaker 1>What actually comes next? A backstage segment Christiane Cage this
<v Speaker 1>Cage's here with Crystal, and Crystal says, well, Junior Fatoo's
<v Speaker 1>not fucking here, what the fuck? And Christian Cage says,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is going on? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>He just says, can anyone explain to me what's going
<v Speaker 2>on around here? Why the fuck is he not here?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Junior Fatoo's not here. Kurt Angle's doing
<v Speaker 2>a Reno nine one one.
<v Speaker 1>Skits the fuck is going on? Where's tom Co?
<v Speaker 2>Tom Co?
<v Speaker 1>Where's a Jay? What is going on around here? Man?
<v Speaker 1>If I face Matt Morgan? Fucking Matt Morgan, there's a.
<v Speaker 2>Ladder behind Christian. He says, who fucking did this? Jim Cornett?
<v Speaker 2>Why's he always fucking with me? Wasn't Matt Morgan? And
<v Speaker 2>if it was, I'll climb up that's right right now
<v Speaker 2>and I'll reach across. I'll slap it right in your
<v Speaker 2>ugly face. Dude, Like god, I mean, he's right. Christian
<v Speaker 2>is the only voice to reason what the fuck is going.
<v Speaker 1>On around here?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Kevin Nash is in the corner in the paparazzi production gimmick,
<v Speaker 4>talking on the phone.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he's got a director's chair. Fuck he fucking you know.
<v Speaker 2>We hear him off to the side and he says,
<v Speaker 2>what do you mean he doesn't listen to you? Come on, Park,
<v Speaker 2>You're the only one who listens to It's a bad idea.
<v Speaker 2>He wants to get his feet wet. We'll tell him
<v Speaker 2>I'll be waiting in the water. And Nash fucking kicks
<v Speaker 2>the chair and he flips the phone down. He walks off.
<v Speaker 1>He's talking to Tupac, He's talking to Park. Yeah that's right. Well,
<v Speaker 1>we have Robert Rude and Tracy Brooks versus Gail Kim
<v Speaker 1>and Samoa Joe. You're finally released from the back. We
<v Speaker 1>are allowed to head back into the Impact zone.
<v Speaker 2>Now, Oh my fucking god. Yes, this is so exciting
<v Speaker 2>the Mikes tag match.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right. So, uh, there's a girl in the
<v Speaker 1>crowd with a rober Rude number one sign that's been
<v Speaker 1>here for a few weeks now, and Tracy Brooks is
<v Speaker 1>pissed off.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah she has. It's uh they say that or Today
<v Speaker 2>says that the young lady's been in a ring side
<v Speaker 2>of weeks. Robert Rud has been talking about wanting a
<v Speaker 2>new girl, and I think she took that literally. And
<v Speaker 2>of course we're also falling up here that Robert Rude
<v Speaker 2>took Joe out of the Fight for the Right tournament
<v Speaker 2>with a chair shot and Joe's been wonting revenge ever since.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually really enjoyed this match.
<v Speaker 2>I did too, and I also and not only because
<v Speaker 2>it's the first match I've watched in thirty minutes.
<v Speaker 1>This is the best match I've seen in thirty minutes.
<v Speaker 2>This is my PlayStation last match that I've enjoyed, the
<v Speaker 2>last thirty minutes of the night.
<v Speaker 1>So Gail Kim's the Knockouts Champion, She's the first ever
<v Speaker 1>knockouts champion. She won that at Boundford Glory this year.
<v Speaker 1>And then Samoa Joe comes out.
<v Speaker 2>He should be world champion.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever the fuck's going on in the main event, you're
<v Speaker 1>doing tag team fucking world heavn Oh come on, man,
<v Speaker 1>you get the world titled to Samoa Joe right now.
<v Speaker 1>I know they don't know what happens right You can't
<v Speaker 1>tell the future, but I can tell you, you son
<v Speaker 1>of a bitch, that this guy should have been the
<v Speaker 1>world champion at this exact moment in time. How much
<v Speaker 1>more elevation does Samoa Joe need? You know, he's getting
<v Speaker 1>like top guy reactions, he's putting on top guy performances.
<v Speaker 1>He was undefeated for two and a half years. He
<v Speaker 1>was the best X division champion of all time. Like,
<v Speaker 1>what else do you want to do with this guy?
<v Speaker 1>Push him now?
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he'll be ready someday.
<v Speaker 1>Brother dude. Holy shit. So Robert rud and Tracy argue
<v Speaker 1>about who's going to start in the ring and then
<v Speaker 1>Rude just tosses Tracy into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>That was funny as shit. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Ruth then uses that as a distraction and goes behind
<v Speaker 1>and tries to attack Joe, but that shit's not gonna work.
<v Speaker 1>Joe gets the upperhand immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Joe knew that shit was coming from a mile away
<v Speaker 2>and starts lighting his ass up, so.
<v Speaker 1>Gail and Tracy take over in the ring. Gail hits
<v Speaker 1>a ropkick here, but misses a cross body that gives
<v Speaker 1>Tracy a quick one count. Tracy follows up with a
<v Speaker 1>bunch of cool shit here, gut rint suplex for a two.
<v Speaker 1>She hit some Memphis and a follow up clothes line
<v Speaker 1>for a two.
<v Speaker 2>Dude Memphis with running knees and then a fucking lariat.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was very very good stuff. Here, Tracy argues
<v Speaker 1>with Rud, which allows Gail to hit a shotgun drop
<v Speaker 1>kick off the top straight to her ass for a
<v Speaker 1>double down. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Rud is yelling the entire time Tracy is in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>just shouting instructions, come on.
<v Speaker 1>When come on. Tracy goes for the tag, but Rude
<v Speaker 1>then gets off the apron fucking ass no way.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Gayle gets the tag to Joe, and then Joe just
<v Speaker 1>walks over and hip tosses Rude into the ring. Joe
<v Speaker 1>hits his comeback and then hits a punk knee strike
<v Speaker 1>in the corner. Joe follows up with a power slam
<v Speaker 1>and locks in the rear neked choke.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and uh. Tracy of course argues with the ref.
<v Speaker 2>You know, she's still on fucking rude side. So she
<v Speaker 2>argues with the ref that she didn't get tagged, she's
<v Speaker 2>still the least person. And then she turns around and
<v Speaker 2>runs into Joe, who you know. She falls over and
<v Speaker 2>then Joe tags out the Gail and Gail gets in
<v Speaker 2>and hits a fucking spear.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Gail tags in spears or Joe hits the suicide forearm, yes,
<v Speaker 1>fuck man, Like, it's just one of my favorite wrestlers ever. Man,
<v Speaker 1>Just like talking about him gets me fired up.
<v Speaker 2>I know everything he did with was such intent, Like
<v Speaker 2>if you're I mean, he did the suicide forearm, which
<v Speaker 2>is awesome. By the way, if you're doing it, this
<v Speaker 2>is how you should fucking do it.
<v Speaker 1>So Gail rolls Tracy up and ends up picking up
<v Speaker 1>the win here Yes.
<v Speaker 2>And Rude immediately he's in the ring with the Mike.
<v Speaker 2>He's flipping out. He says, what you are Tadic, you
<v Speaker 2>are worthless and he's useless as each and every one
<v Speaker 2>of these idiots, And I'm begging you to quit. I
<v Speaker 2>don't care about your stupid mother, because I think that's
<v Speaker 2>why that was the story here, is that she's like
<v Speaker 2>only putting up with Rude and working for Rud because
<v Speaker 2>Rude has money and she needs money to help her mother.
<v Speaker 2>And Ruth says, I'm begging you. Give me one reason
<v Speaker 2>why I shouldn't fire you, and Gail runs in and
<v Speaker 2>fucking shoves behind it says, stop it. I'm sick and
<v Speaker 2>tired of watching your tree like this. I'm sick of it.
<v Speaker 2>And they're sick of it. Do you know what Bob
<v Speaker 2>and Mike today says.
<v Speaker 1>Bob, that show is so funny. Do you know what
<v Speaker 1>you need? Bob?
<v Speaker 2>And Rud says, what do I need? Little girl? And
<v Speaker 2>Gil slaps the fuck out of him, and Rud grabs her.
<v Speaker 2>Gil is fucking throwing fists. She's immediately fighting back. Here,
<v Speaker 2>Joe comes in and attacks Rude and starts kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 2>He throws him outside, throws him in the crowd, and
<v Speaker 2>then we go to commercial, and I was like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>well that's they you know, fought off into the sunset.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine that's going to be the end of that. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Well it goes to commercial, comes back and Samoa Joe
<v Speaker 1>has a crimson mass. Now, oh my.
<v Speaker 2>God, this is so much blood. Like Joe is leaking blood.
<v Speaker 2>It is a startling comeback from commercial because it goes
<v Speaker 2>to black we come back. It's a ground shot of
<v Speaker 2>Joe on knee. He's legit leaking blood onto the floor.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like losing my mind. What the fuck just happened?
<v Speaker 2>Joe fires up, he rushes at rude. They start fighting again.
<v Speaker 1>This is awesome. Yeah, like this was really well done.
<v Speaker 1>They're brawling with security, like security is trying to break
<v Speaker 1>it up. Joe is legit losing blood at record pace.
<v Speaker 1>This was great. Yeah. So I mean, I they couldn't
<v Speaker 1>have I mean like, they couldn't have. This couldn't have
<v Speaker 1>gone better than how it did. Yeah, you know, like
<v Speaker 1>this is out of every universe where this exact brawl happened.
<v Speaker 1>This is the best one that could have happened. So
<v Speaker 1>they show it.
<v Speaker 2>By the way they showed during the break, Joe was
<v Speaker 2>arguing with Robert Rud's number one fan in the crowd, which,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, for those that followed, ah, you know,
<v Speaker 2>Shimmer or anything of the sorts back way back when
<v Speaker 2>when we were younger, that was Rain. That was Rain,
<v Speaker 2>that was Robert Rud's number one fan. And she's arguing
<v Speaker 2>with Joe. Rude attacks him from behind. Then he throws
<v Speaker 2>Joe face first into the stairs, and Joe must have
<v Speaker 2>hit them in the craziest way possible because it gave
<v Speaker 2>him a gnarly fucking cut. Half of Rude's body is
<v Speaker 2>covered in Joe's blood. Like, I mean, no way, the
<v Speaker 2>main the fucking paper, if you match, lived up to
<v Speaker 2>this chaos here. But god damn man, that is cool
<v Speaker 2>as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape here. JB is
<v Speaker 1>now doing the interrogations and Talia Madison and Angel Williams
<v Speaker 1>are here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is pretty funny, though, I'll give him this one.
<v Speaker 2>I like this one.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, JB is and Kurt spotting.
<v Speaker 2>JB says, girls, this whole thing and everything that's going
<v Speaker 2>on here, this isn't about me and you is about
<v Speaker 2>the three of us. Kurt looks at him and says,
<v Speaker 2>what the hell are you talking about? This isn't about
<v Speaker 2>some mini minaj minaj minaj. It's not about that. It's
<v Speaker 2>about six partner and who's gonna be a genesis?
<v Speaker 1>I love with JB the glasses on the table. This
<v Speaker 1>is about the three of us.
<v Speaker 2>And Talia velvit Sky says Sting's partner genesis, we know
<v Speaker 2>who that is? And JB and Kurt both get fired up.
<v Speaker 2>Oh how do you know who? JB? Of course GRIBs
<v Speaker 2>the big ass light and shines on them, and uh,
<v Speaker 2>Angeline Love says Eric.
<v Speaker 1>Eric told us he's telling everyone is how does Eric know?
<v Speaker 2>And Angelina says we heard he overheards Sting talking about
<v Speaker 2>on the phone, and Churt says, well, who is it?
<v Speaker 2>And Velvet says, well, if we tell you, what's in
<v Speaker 2>it for us? And Kurt looks at JB and Kris
<v Speaker 2>looks at him and says, well, I suck with money.
<v Speaker 2>JV starts reaching in his pockets, reaching this pocket, that pocket,
<v Speaker 2>trying to find anything, and he pulls out a card
<v Speaker 2>and he says, girls, I'm in room two twenty three.
<v Speaker 2>The double tree ran across the street. Maybe we can
<v Speaker 2>figure this out. JV is so fucking good. I love
<v Speaker 2>this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love that. H Angel just takes the card
<v Speaker 1>and says, sounds like a deal.
<v Speaker 2>Yeay, hey why not? Says you know what, well, but
<v Speaker 2>we can only tell you, Kurt, you got to go
<v Speaker 2>the other side of the room. We have to whisper
<v Speaker 2>to the JB, so no one else here. So Kurt
<v Speaker 2>literally does do this. He walks across the room to
<v Speaker 2>stand on the other side.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt says, man, it's always like this, I suck with women.
<v Speaker 2>The butler will come over to JV and they go
<v Speaker 2>to whisper and velvets guy knees him in the gut.
<v Speaker 2>Then they leave and Kurt runs back and he says,
<v Speaker 2>who is it?
<v Speaker 1>Who they say?
<v Speaker 2>And JB says a pain. Kurt says, how is the pain?
<v Speaker 2>No pain? I got pain. Chris says, we gotta get
<v Speaker 2>Eric Young in here. And next time you try to
<v Speaker 2>pick up a girl, you might want to wear a cup.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there are some of these that could have cut.
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad this one made the cut. This one is
<v Speaker 2>fucking great. I love these two together.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have another match here, Christian Cage versus Wildcat
<v Speaker 1>Chris Harris. There's supposed to be junior TI too, but uh,
<v Speaker 1>yeah he didn't show up. I don't know if you
<v Speaker 1>guys heard tonight or did you hear that?
<v Speaker 2>You have you heard the reasons here? Yeah, his opponent
<v Speaker 2>Wildcat Chris. Dude, Chris Harris comes out and they announced
<v Speaker 2>Wildcat Chris Harris as the opponent, and today says, how
<v Speaker 2>about that?
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 2>Wow, things are going fucking swell here for role Chris Harris.
<v Speaker 1>I see, I gotta say they put together a good match,
<v Speaker 1>though I enjoyed it. No, I did like the match
<v Speaker 1>as well, and I, like I said, I like Chris Harris.
<v Speaker 2>It just you know, it sucks that that like very
<v Speaker 2>obviously real, you know problem that was going on here
<v Speaker 2>kind of was his uh send off on this company,
<v Speaker 2>because like I said, I like Chris Harris. He did
<v Speaker 2>a lot here and there's you know things, and yeah, he.
<v Speaker 1>Definitely deserved a bigger send off. But I understand that
<v Speaker 1>TNA and wwe were in the war.
<v Speaker 2>M right.
<v Speaker 1>It was super one sided, but there was a war
<v Speaker 1>and it was happening.
<v Speaker 2>We were fighting it.
<v Speaker 1>Somebody had to. Chris Harris hits the ring and Christian
<v Speaker 1>stomps him out immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean right away chokes someone his boot and ship.
<v Speaker 1>In my head, I'm like imagining, this is just how
<v Speaker 1>the junior.
<v Speaker 2>He Here's what I called her last week.
<v Speaker 1>He hits the ring, he starts stopping his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Harris raises the roof and pulls his gear.
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't look back. Something sticks, so Chris Harris, Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>I mean he uh he fires back. Here he hits
<v Speaker 1>a back body drop, stalling sup plex. Here the work
<v Speaker 1>is stiff, which makes it an easy watch. Christian chops down.
<v Speaker 1>Harris goes for ten punches in the corner, but Chris
<v Speaker 1>Harris is jaw Jackson hits a foone else's slam. It
<v Speaker 1>look good too. He got him up there. They head
<v Speaker 1>to the apron and Harris teases the soup plex to
<v Speaker 1>the floor.
<v Speaker 4>That's not fucking happening. For a second, I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 4>it's like that shs not fucking happening.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe Chris trying to prove a point here, like fuck this,
<v Speaker 2>you should have worked with me, Riki, I would have
<v Speaker 2>taken this for you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's exactly what it was. Is The original
<v Speaker 1>match had him going to the floor, but not that one. Sorry, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>Once your Booty Lisio to show unlocked the superriss to
<v Speaker 1>the floor.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna eac to be Booty Lyst. Just get ready
<v Speaker 2>fuck her and I'll see you there.
<v Speaker 1>There they were like punching each other in the corner
<v Speaker 1>and said, I'm going to ecw s. I'll beat you there. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so Christian hits the seesaw kick between the ropes. We
<v Speaker 1>head to commercial here, Christian misses a frog splash as
<v Speaker 1>we return, which Harris follows up with the spinebuster for
<v Speaker 1>two dude.
<v Speaker 2>During the commercial they showed that Christian he's because Christian's
<v Speaker 2>bringing this ladder all over the place. He brought out
<v Speaker 2>the ring side here, I guess, and Christian grabbed the
<v Speaker 2>ladder and we want to hit Chris Harris with it
<v Speaker 2>like just during the match, but referee rud To Charles
<v Speaker 2>stopped him from it.
<v Speaker 1>So Christian goes for the un prettier, but Chris Harris
<v Speaker 1>keeps it turning and then he hits his own on
<v Speaker 1>prettier for it too, which the crowd booths they not
<v Speaker 1>fuck with Chris Harris. Well, he's been shitting on TNA.
<v Speaker 1>That's his gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. And Christian's base.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Harris goes for the Catatonic, but Christian turns it
<v Speaker 1>into the unprettier, but he reverses out of that too,
<v Speaker 1>and then they roll each other up and Christian eventually
<v Speaker 1>rolls through and grabs.
<v Speaker 2>The rope for the three Dude, he pulled it. He
<v Speaker 2>got O'Connor rolled by Chris Harris, and then Christian grabbed
<v Speaker 2>his tights to continue rolling, and then he grabbed he
<v Speaker 2>held onto both his dights and the rope to get
<v Speaker 2>the wind. An egregious amount of cheating here from Christian,
<v Speaker 2>but he did get the win. I was a little disappointed.
<v Speaker 2>I would have loved to see the catatonic. I love
<v Speaker 2>that move. But uh, maybe Chris Harris was protecting his move.
<v Speaker 2>You know he's gonna do it on ECW TV.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or Christian case just didn't want to take the
<v Speaker 1>fucking catatonic. It's a brutal move.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Chris Harris, and well, fuck you, then I'm not
<v Speaker 2>taking that on prettier. Fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>So Christian attacks Harris from behind after the match with
<v Speaker 1>the ladder, climbs the ladder and hits a frog splash
<v Speaker 1>on him.
<v Speaker 2>That is like one of the most good bitch, dude,
<v Speaker 2>gregious post mess feet down like on a ladder, and
<v Speaker 2>then I'm gonna do a frog splash from the top
<v Speaker 2>of it. Like that's super over the top.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Christal is here with Kevin Nash again,
<v Speaker 1>and she asked him about his angry phone call from earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he says, you know, in all my years in
<v Speaker 2>this business, I never expected something like this to happen.
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's why they call it wrestling expecting unexpected.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta go talk to Kurt right now. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>he's making it sound like the most insane thing ever
<v Speaker 2>is gonna happen, which I guess Scott All showing up
<v Speaker 2>would be pretty insane.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this is fucking hilarious the way they framed this.
<v Speaker 1>By the way Kevin Nash says, all the years in
<v Speaker 1>his business, I never expected something like this to happen.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go talk to Kurt Angle. And then it
<v Speaker 1>hard cuts to Kurt Angle. Where the fuck is he?
<v Speaker 1>What's his name?
<v Speaker 2>Don't may make you you again, you piece of trash?
<v Speaker 1>What is what is so Eric Young is?
<v Speaker 2>We're in the interrogation where Eric Young is tied to
<v Speaker 2>a chair, Kurt is screaming in his face. What is
<v Speaker 2>is Kurt hitting him in the head with a phone book?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is. Funny though, it's so big.
<v Speaker 4>What a fantastic cut they had here just immediately goes
<v Speaker 4>to Kurt and Eric Young is tied up back here.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, Chris, who is he?
<v Speaker 1>Who is he?
<v Speaker 2>He hits him in the head with his phone book,
<v Speaker 2>which is gotta hurt like a bitch. Yeah, man, And
<v Speaker 2>he says, Okay, he's gonna shock the world. He's the
<v Speaker 2>shock Master. He's awesome, Kurt, What the hell are you
<v Speaker 2>talking about? The shock Master? Again, he goes hit him
<v Speaker 2>again with the book of Jamie stops on and Jason
<v Speaker 2>car come on, he's not gonna say anything. Let the
<v Speaker 2>let the guy be already. He's not talking, and Kurt
<v Speaker 2>grips him up. He says, you get your friend out
<v Speaker 2>of here right now. I'm gonna take it on your ass.
<v Speaker 2>I asked, what what if it was the shock Master
<v Speaker 2>that thing was talking to he was on the phone
<v Speaker 2>with him, Hey, the Shockmaster.
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine Sting talking to Scott Hall on the phone.
<v Speaker 1>That whole conversation is probably minute.
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, It probably went off for a really long
<v Speaker 2>time too.
<v Speaker 4>It's just a colleague card, Scot Off. That's how I
<v Speaker 4>actually knew it was Scott hall Is.
<v Speaker 1>It just went off forever. Just the convo just never stopped.
<v Speaker 2>It was sting, not talking and listening for a really
<v Speaker 2>long time. Oh fuck, that's.
<v Speaker 1>Gotta be Scot. So we go to Mike Today and
<v Speaker 1>Don West. They're running down the Genesis card. Uh, we
<v Speaker 1>have a TNA Knockouts four way here o dB, Roxy Leveau,
<v Speaker 1>Gael Kim and Angel Williams. That's a Knockouts title match. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>We have Motor City versus Team three D no step. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I thought it guaranteed that that was gonna be a
<v Speaker 2>tables match. But maybe we run this for a couple
<v Speaker 2>of pay per views.
<v Speaker 1>Robert rud versus Samoa Joe.
<v Speaker 2>No Stipp no step. Yeah. That one also didn't make sense.
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if we'd run that for another
<v Speaker 2>paper few or not, because like we already had the
<v Speaker 2>blood of your guys, but you know, to the point
<v Speaker 2>of the other match, we already had the table spot guys, Like,
<v Speaker 2>maybe we should get some shit on him.
<v Speaker 1>Pop in here and Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash versus
<v Speaker 1>Sting and the Shock Master the Rock.
<v Speaker 2>But Strina, Dude, that'd be funny as shitting if they
<v Speaker 2>showed the graphic and the silhouette was just very obviously
<v Speaker 2>like The Rock or Stone Cold doing their tarn.
<v Speaker 1>Big fat oily guy.
<v Speaker 2>He works here. But wait a second, who the fuck
<v Speaker 2>is that?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it cuts back to Mike today at Don
<v Speaker 1>West and there's a screen behind him, and Black Rain
<v Speaker 1>pops up on the fucking screen.
<v Speaker 2>He hacked the he hacked the fucking program, but just
<v Speaker 2>this screen, not the whole show. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Black Rain comes up on just this screen, uh,
<v Speaker 1>and talks about what happened to Dustin Rhodes because that
<v Speaker 1>was his house.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, right, he destroyed the Black Rain room and Dustin
<v Speaker 2>Rhodes redship from the Rain house.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's like, you know, co sign deal.
<v Speaker 2>So he says, yes, you I can't.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not ill.
<v Speaker 2>He said, you come to my house, room my things
<v Speaker 2>with me.
<v Speaker 1>Not there.
<v Speaker 2>This isn't TLC. You don't flip my house. Nobody does.
<v Speaker 2>Black Rain watches the TLC channel for Flip my House.
<v Speaker 1>Black Rain hates movies and loves television.
<v Speaker 4>I could not believe he said that, Oh my god,
<v Speaker 4>I cannot believe he fucking said that that ship was
<v Speaker 4>so funny.
<v Speaker 1>This isn't TLC. You don't flip my house. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, does left TV Haightes movies? Wow, dude,
<v Speaker 1>you can't. You can't write that man like, that's fantastic
<v Speaker 1>the game it's fired. If any that's a man that
<v Speaker 1>understands his character.
<v Speaker 2>He said, if you want to come over and play,
<v Speaker 2>all you have to do is ask, And then they
<v Speaker 2>got to a shot of don West invite today. It
<v Speaker 2>is so goddamn funny. They are looking so confused at
<v Speaker 2>this screen.
<v Speaker 1>Screen.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's not even on the big screen in
<v Speaker 2>the building. Like I don't even know if fans can
<v Speaker 2>see what's going on right now.
<v Speaker 1>No, I think this was filmed like after the show.
<v Speaker 1>I think they just did this, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Black Craine says, But seeing as you're too shy, Misty
<v Speaker 2>and I Missy the rat, of course cordially invite you
<v Speaker 2>to a shop a horrors match at Genesis. Holy fucking shit. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>so I'm just gonna have to accept this. Is there
<v Speaker 2>a contract out for this?
<v Speaker 1>Black Rain said, So, by the way, dip Ship, you
<v Speaker 1>should have taken that key.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because now at Genesis, I'm I'm fucking opening Johnny
<v Speaker 2>Stamp Bullie's door. He also rents here.
<v Speaker 1>He rents like the back room is like in Futurama.
<v Speaker 1>I can't do blacks, Imagina, that's black. It's like Futurama's
<v Speaker 1>pretty close. You gotta like Zoidberg from the show Future
<v Speaker 1>Lela on the television. Fuck get ready for Genesis. I
<v Speaker 1>hope you've watched the Sopranos breaking Bats coming soon. You
<v Speaker 1>should have taken that key. Fuck you, guys. That key
<v Speaker 1>is good. I forgotten the provo. Oh We're live. We're live, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I love the ending of this. This ship had me dying.
<v Speaker 1>So Black Rain says, you should have taken the key
<v Speaker 1>because your worst nightmare is about to be unleashed at Genesis.
<v Speaker 1>And it cuts back and we see Mike Today and
<v Speaker 1>Don Wes looking at this screen. Mike Today says, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>it turns around.
<v Speaker 2>It is made of it time.
<v Speaker 1>What an amazing transformation?
<v Speaker 2>Wow? Like, what the fuck else?
<v Speaker 1>What? He like? How else did they expect Mike Today
<v Speaker 1>to react to? It's like, what the fuck? Man just
<v Speaker 1>keeps popping up during the maid of minute keeps cutting
<v Speaker 1>back down.
<v Speaker 2>Hello, the phone sound goes off. Oh we have a
<v Speaker 2>call here.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck goddamn television's the future? Get off playing on our phone?
<v Speaker 2>Black Rade.
<v Speaker 1>Fucked you, Don Wes. So we got the main event
<v Speaker 1>taglines here. Last month that Bound for Glory a J
<v Speaker 1>and Tomko defeated Team pac Man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's wow. Wow, the accolades are stacking up here.
<v Speaker 1>Tomco currently holds the TNA and IWGP tag belts.
<v Speaker 2>Do you know who's IWGP Tech Champion with?
<v Speaker 1>Is it the Giants? Bernard?
<v Speaker 2>It is the Giants Bernard good shout? Yeah, dude, Why
<v Speaker 2>the fuck did they not try to bring him a here?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? I mean he was super locked into New Japan
<v Speaker 1>at the time.
<v Speaker 2>He was super over too.
<v Speaker 1>And the other tagline, LAX defeated Triple X in Ultimate X.
<v Speaker 2>Right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and now it's time for the main event, AJ
<v Speaker 1>Styles and Tomko versus Lax. Yeah, TNA World Tag Team
<v Speaker 1>title match.
<v Speaker 2>This is they say. This is AJ and Tomko's first
<v Speaker 2>defense since Bound for Glory, So they won the titles
<v Speaker 2>of Bound for Glory and haven't defended him since.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Tomko has probably been in Japan.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I was thinking. Yeah, that's probably exactly what
<v Speaker 2>it is. So they showed last week, I'm basically a
<v Speaker 2>member of the Latino Nation. Gave Homicide the slapjack, and
<v Speaker 2>Homicide used it on BG James to help and okay,
<v Speaker 2>please listen to this. Homicide used the slapjack. He used
<v Speaker 2>it on BG James to help Lax and the Steiner
<v Speaker 2>Brothers defeat VKM, AJ Styles and Tomco. This is fucking insane.
<v Speaker 1>So we have AJ Styles and Hernandez start things off here.
<v Speaker 1>They jawjack for a minute till Hernandez just shoulder tackles
<v Speaker 1>him and beals him. I have to say, dude, Lax,
<v Speaker 1>AJ Styles and whoever else they want to put with AJ,
<v Speaker 1>they always.
<v Speaker 2>Have great matches money every single time AJ Like it
<v Speaker 2>would have surprised me if AJ put this whole match together.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I don't even think it's I don't
<v Speaker 1>even think it's that far fetch to say that, like
<v Speaker 1>AJ Styles helped kind of establish Hernandez. Sure, yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>think when I think back to Hernandez and all of
<v Speaker 1>the great matches that he had in my brain, almost
<v Speaker 1>all of them have AJ Styles involved.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're right, and he's getting launched around here he
<v Speaker 3>is getting fucking destroyed.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. AJ had no problem getting fucking killed and did
<v Speaker 2>a great job at it. I mean this beginning of
<v Speaker 2>the match is perfect example. He's getting launched around to shit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it makes Hernandez look incredible. AJ literally just throws
<v Speaker 1>himself at Hernandez and bumps everywhere. He throws a fucking fit.
<v Speaker 1>He tags into Tomico and says get him tom Co,
<v Speaker 1>tom Go's big man. Yeah, he definitely is her Nan.
<v Speaker 1>He does elbows tom COO. He goes to the floor.
<v Speaker 1>AJ jumps off the top on Hernandez, but Hernandez catches
<v Speaker 1>him and throws them to the floor feet first. Then
<v Speaker 1>Homicide gets some speed, it hits a Homicide dive DAPs
<v Speaker 1>up Don West. Dude, Oh my god, how sick was that? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>Tofait, Don West yells Topekonhilo and Homicide gets up, points
<v Speaker 2>at the tag titles and then DAPs up Don West.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking awesome. We go to commercial and come
<v Speaker 1>back and Homicide hits a belly to belly on Aj
<v Speaker 1>in the ring, but the ref is distracted by tom
<v Speaker 1>Co and Hernandez, who are outside arguing. Homicide goes with
<v Speaker 1>a Greeno Killer on AJ, but AJ gets down and
<v Speaker 1>low blows them. Tom Co military presses Homicide and then
<v Speaker 1>drops some catches him and hits them with a fallaway slam.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, the reff is back in the ring by
<v Speaker 2>this point. By the way, he missed the low blow
<v Speaker 2>and that shit the press slam catch fallaway Super impressive, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Tomco might fucking be gas here.
<v Speaker 1>AJ and Homicide get lost for a second, but AJ
<v Speaker 1>doesn't miss a fucking beat here. Man, I was so
<v Speaker 1>impressed here, Like he was about to do this dropkick
<v Speaker 1>sequence he always does, you know, the fucking drop down,
<v Speaker 1>jump over drop drop kick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Homicide
<v Speaker 1>stops right in front of him. They get lost for
<v Speaker 1>a second, and from the time that AJ jumps in
<v Speaker 1>the air, I mean it has to be like one second,
<v Speaker 1>maybe less than one second. AJ realizes that like, oh shit,
<v Speaker 1>and then he throws a forearm and they didn't miss
<v Speaker 1>a fucking beat. He whips them and then hits them
<v Speaker 1>with the dropkick anyways.
<v Speaker 2>Completely saves the whole thing. Like the way he comes
<v Speaker 2>down with the forum makes it a little like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>this was like on purpose, Like yeah, super impressive, So
<v Speaker 2>fucking good, and then he hits a.
<v Speaker 1>Picture perfect dropkick. Homicide hits the kog cutter. He tags
<v Speaker 1>into Hernandez. Hernandez comes in slingshot shoulder tackle on AJ.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Hernandez hot tag is so good.
<v Speaker 2>It's the best, dude, Like a big man hot tag.
<v Speaker 2>These teams always fucking work. We always talk about, you
<v Speaker 2>know how the match type of like a bigger guy
<v Speaker 2>and a smaller guy. The psychology all works. Big guy
<v Speaker 2>smaller guy tag teams always fucking work. They're fantastic.
<v Speaker 1>So Hernandez comes in off the slingshot shoulder tackle. He
<v Speaker 1>shoulder tackles Tomco to the corner and then runs and
<v Speaker 1>splashes him in the corner. I thought that made him
<v Speaker 1>look so big. It was awesome, dude, it did. It
<v Speaker 1>made him look super like. He's quick as shit too,
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know how he gets that speed. Did
<v Speaker 1>you hear what Mike Today called the clothesline in the corner? No,
<v Speaker 1>he called it the sandwich clothes line.
<v Speaker 2>Holy but.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, goat status.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe, so from now on, I'm fucking calling it a
<v Speaker 2>corner clothesline is a sandwich clothesline.
<v Speaker 1>Hernandez then builds AJ. It hits a fuck you spinebuster
<v Speaker 1>on tom Coo. How the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Hernanda is also super strong. He spinebusters the
<v Speaker 2>shit out of Tomco. He also build AJ with a shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he tossed him too nuts. AJ jumps
<v Speaker 1>at Hernandez but gets caught and Hernanda it hits the
<v Speaker 1>sit out power bomb. I love this move. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>Hernandez is doing all the hits, man, dude.
<v Speaker 2>He caught him fallaway slam style, threw him in the air,
<v Speaker 2>caught him and hit a sit out power bomb.
<v Speaker 1>What the FuG? Hernandez sets up AJ for the border toss,
<v Speaker 1>but Tomko comes in and big boots Hernandez. L e
<v Speaker 1>X gets tom Coo out of the ring. Homicide suplexes
<v Speaker 1>AJ and then supplexes him onto Hernandez's shoulder and Hernandez
<v Speaker 1>hits the shock treatment A long way for a two
<v Speaker 1>point nine.
<v Speaker 2>He does drive Bernard's fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Moves, your boy. That's the derailer. Dude, d railer in
<v Speaker 1>the video game, like the SmackDown video game, was super
<v Speaker 1>dope to dude.
<v Speaker 2>The cell for it was awesome. They would like bounce
<v Speaker 2>off nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I loved it. I loved using a train in
<v Speaker 1>in SmackDown period.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say his move said in general
<v Speaker 2>and those games were sick.
<v Speaker 1>Hernandez gets Aj on his shoulders here, but Tomko makes
<v Speaker 1>the save. AJ hits a Payley kick to homicide on
<v Speaker 1>the top rope and he comes back in to stop
<v Speaker 1>the finish and AJ just sends him to the floor again.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Tomko catches Hernandez with a huge lariat, like the match
<v Speaker 1>is over type of lariat, Dude.
<v Speaker 2>He blitzes him with this fucking thing, Like this might
<v Speaker 2>be the best Tomco performance I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love this match. Actually, I thought it was great. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and we're coming to the finish here right now. AJ
<v Speaker 1>hits the springboard four fifty and he picks up.
<v Speaker 2>The wind Dude, how impressive is it How AJ does
<v Speaker 2>this springboard for fifty? Like the move itself is crazy enough.
<v Speaker 2>Tomco kills him Hernandez with this lariat. AJ legit sprints, runs,
<v Speaker 2>gets onto the apron and immediately goes like there's no
<v Speaker 2>hesitation for this guy. He doesn't have to set up.
<v Speaker 2>He runs on the apron and the second his feet
<v Speaker 2>touched the apron, he's jumping up into the air.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like he almost scorpions himself too, but like
<v Speaker 1>it's on purpose, Like it's just very good. It's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I love that he hit the springboard four fifty. They
<v Speaker 1>pick up the win, and then they add in a
<v Speaker 1>ton of fucking boots because everyone in that arena is
<v Speaker 1>going nuts. I mean that was a complete fireworks show finish.
<v Speaker 1>Like that was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Shit was sick man. Yeah, great fucking match, super underrated
<v Speaker 2>Deadlock match of the night there. It is sponsored by Deadlock.
<v Speaker 1>Post match, Tom COO and AJ hit Hernandez with the
<v Speaker 1>fuck You Die Driver. Oh my god, Surdy fuck is this?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>They called the Tornado Plex. I mean it was like, yes,
<v Speaker 1>time to die.
<v Speaker 2>And then basically a member of the Latino Nation is here.
<v Speaker 2>Give him mom inside the slapjacket.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so La is Clean's house. Uh, tom co and
<v Speaker 1>AJ powder towards the ramp.
<v Speaker 4>But what the hell the Starner brothers are here hollowing shit.
<v Speaker 4>That's the dog dog Rick Steiner and Scott Steiner.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, they're here to fucking kick AJ and Tomko's
<v Speaker 2>s because I'm assuming they have title batch at the
<v Speaker 2>pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, we have to go to the interrogation
<v Speaker 1>room instead, Why let's go to the interrogation.
<v Speaker 2>That's ridiculous, dude, but we do. We do go to
<v Speaker 2>the interrogation room and Karen angle is in the interrogation
<v Speaker 2>seat and Jbi's and Kurt's seat, and Kurt's sitting on
<v Speaker 2>the desk in front of her, and Kurt says, where
<v Speaker 2>were you, Karen? Karen says, I told you when I'm
<v Speaker 2>taking care of business, Chris is business with who? And
<v Speaker 2>karens is, what are you talking about? Chriss, don't be
<v Speaker 2>cool with me. I smell aquavelva on you all over?
<v Speaker 1>You cheating on me?
<v Speaker 2>Is nuts?
<v Speaker 1>Dude?
<v Speaker 2>Like that is?
<v Speaker 1>That's a two thousand and seven right, I'm gonna say
<v Speaker 1>it's a time capsule.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking yeah, Jesus.
<v Speaker 1>She said, were you cheating on me?
<v Speaker 2>And karens is what? And then Nash walks in and
<v Speaker 2>Kurt says ah and grabs Karen and pulls of it front.
<v Speaker 2>Kurtz says, frocks Kevin. I could explain everything, and that
<v Speaker 2>says time for explanations over right now we have some
<v Speaker 2>something more pertinent. Sting's partner. I know who he is,
<v Speaker 2>it says, you know who he is? Who is it,
<v Speaker 2>Kevin says Scott.
<v Speaker 1>It says Scott who, Scott who? Scott who? Scott Hallock
<v Speaker 1>Keaven Nash and saying Scott who.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Norton. It says, oh my god, Scott Hall doesn't
<v Speaker 2>get any worse than that.
<v Speaker 3>It does?
<v Speaker 2>It won't be here, it does. We're advertising him and
<v Speaker 2>he's no showing Oh.
<v Speaker 1>My god, keV, wow, you smell at alcoa velva.
<v Speaker 2>No, wow, he should have said that, Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>ye would be funny. Why does Kurrent say Scott Hall
<v Speaker 2>doesn't get any worse?
<v Speaker 1>No, he's saying it like, does it get any worse
<v Speaker 1>for them? Because that's who they're facing. Okay, it sucks, brother,
<v Speaker 1>it's tna. It does get worse than that?
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, especially for you.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what the hell? He should have walked in?
<v Speaker 1>He should have walked.
<v Speaker 2>He just sprayed it on his ass?
<v Speaker 1>What is that that's awesome about? No?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Scott Hall will be here on Impact next week,
<v Speaker 2>which is I believe they go home show to Genesis.
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what god Hall does on that show.
<v Speaker 2>I am morbidly curious, though I do.
<v Speaker 1>Know what he does?
<v Speaker 2>Wait, really, what does he do?
<v Speaker 1>So Okay, so he actually does show up, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>my god, he shows up and he says, I am
<v Speaker 1>not the partner, Like that's what he says. It says
<v Speaker 1>he says, by the way, I am not the mystery partner.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what the mystery partner ends up being.
<v Speaker 1>It's Booker right, yeah, right, we talked about a little bit, right, Yes, yes,
<v Speaker 1>the enter there, but uh yeah, it's Booker.
<v Speaker 2>T crazy show. Like there was highs and there was lows,
<v Speaker 2>there was stuff that was completely useless, and then there
<v Speaker 2>was stuff I would watch again that really sums up Tea.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a roller coaster ride for better or for worse.
<v Speaker 2>Yup, it's one of those fucked up SimCity ones that
<v Speaker 2>you built and the purposes of hurting everybody, but sometimes
<v Speaker 2>it's fun.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Right, they get up and dust themselves off, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they got another ride to go to. They got drinks
<v Speaker 1>that are forty five dollars to find. Someone's gotta pay
<v Speaker 1>for this.
<v Speaker 2>Well that is it for Tea Impact November first, two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and seven, And now it's time for.
<v Speaker 1>The main events. Let's read some fucking names. Now it's
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<v Speaker 2>Oh he's okay. They did that last week. I took
<v Speaker 2>it as real Ivanues. They were talking about the after show.
<v Speaker 1>See, I thought we were all in on that. I
<v Speaker 1>thought that was the joke.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I was not in on that, oh dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I was on an island of my own. I thought
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah to Jerry Pie dying and Ivanues dying, bad fucking
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