Revisiting WCW Thunder 2000 Judy Bagwell Wrestles, Goldberg Shoots on Being Heel, Shane Douglas Can’t Get It Up

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand.
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<v Speaker 2>All Right, let's get into WCW Thunder July twenty sixth,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Before we talk about how fantastic this episode of WW
<v Speaker 1>Thunder was, Let's see what was going on in the
<v Speaker 1>water wrestling at the time. With the Wrestling Observer newsletter
<v Speaker 1>from The Observer, July twenty fourth, two thousand. Melta writes,
<v Speaker 1>it's really a shame that in some circles the ECB
<v Speaker 1>Heatwave pay per view is being best remembered for a
<v Speaker 1>publicity stunt by XPW, a definitic debacon's name in the
<v Speaker 1>wrestling industry on something of a national stage. Then for
<v Speaker 1>the very strong show ECW put on. Yes, this is
<v Speaker 1>the time that XPW invaded ECW. And if you know
<v Speaker 1>about this, while you're in for a fun little story here,
<v Speaker 1>Dark Side of the Ring covered this. I don't think
<v Speaker 1>we talked about this on the pod. I don't remember
<v Speaker 1>if we were watching Dark Side still at that point,
<v Speaker 1>but Ducks Side of the Rings did a whole XPW
<v Speaker 1>episode that obviously covers this as well. So if you
<v Speaker 1>don't know about this, that's a good thing to watch.
<v Speaker 1>But I will tell you what happened here, meltzretts. Ever
<v Speaker 1>since the event was announced for Los Angeles, there was
<v Speaker 1>rumors that Extreme Pro Wrestling, a Southern California based indie
<v Speaker 1>group run by porn mogul Rob Black, patterned after ECW
<v Speaker 1>that it already been sued for trademark infringement and contract
<v Speaker 1>interference by ECW would cause some sort of disturbance. The
<v Speaker 1>company actually promised such on its website, leading to tons
<v Speaker 1>of concerns before and by ECW, that's what he should
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize that they preemptively said, hey, we're gonna
<v Speaker 1>confind with your show. As fans were being let into
<v Speaker 1>the building, the local security laid out the following the rules.
<v Speaker 1>Number one, no XPW signs and at least two still
<v Speaker 1>managed to be snuck in and were visible on camera
<v Speaker 1>at times during the show. And we have reports from
<v Speaker 1>fans who noted they brought tons of signs in and
<v Speaker 1>none were checked for content. And number two blank signs.
<v Speaker 1>Easter management didn't want to give XPW employees or fans
<v Speaker 1>a chance to create such signs once inside. And number
<v Speaker 1>three no XPW T shirts XPDB flyers for their shows
<v Speaker 1>were for their following Saturday and the sports arener were
<v Speaker 1>on most of the cars windshields in the parking lot
<v Speaker 1>and they were being passed around the building. So super
<v Speaker 1>no fucking with XPW at the time was ECW and
<v Speaker 1>just a little sidebar for people that might not know.
<v Speaker 1>I think so the story is Rob Black helped or
<v Speaker 1>was helping east W break into the California market, I
<v Speaker 1>believe it was. But then around that same time they
<v Speaker 1>got on TNN, so they were like, well, we don't
<v Speaker 1>fucking need you anymore, and Rob Black said, hey, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck and then started XPW out of spite. Yes, so,
<v Speaker 1>uh that's crazy. XPW only exists to spite ECW, and
<v Speaker 1>then obviously they're here to fuck with the show. So
<v Speaker 1>easter W was assisted by a local musician named Doc
<v Speaker 1>Marley who once worked for XPW, and assisted security and
<v Speaker 1>spotting out XPW wrestlers and official as they tried to
<v Speaker 1>enter the building, and all were thoroughly searched. Jasmine Sinclair,
<v Speaker 1>the former porn star who had worked for XW getting
<v Speaker 1>into wrestling but is now the girlfriend of Blue Boy Mynomas,
<v Speaker 1>Blue Tilly Yes and works for ECW, also pointed out
<v Speaker 1>various people associated with XPDB around the arena. A few
<v Speaker 1>xp to W wrestlers came wearing company T shirts, were
<v Speaker 1>forced to turn the shirts inside out and went to
<v Speaker 1>their seats in various parts of the building, including a
<v Speaker 1>few in the front row. It was suspicious that under
<v Speaker 1>the circumstances that rival promotion wrestlers were able to procure
<v Speaker 1>the choice front row tickets that give away supposed angles
<v Speaker 1>in the crowd in ninety nine point nine percent of
<v Speaker 1>the cases on television or actually works. At one point,
<v Speaker 1>the wrestler Supreme was wearing a shirt and some fans
<v Speaker 1>were training XPW when they saw it. Some may have
<v Speaker 1>been planted fans, and Alice security told him to turn
<v Speaker 1>inside out. He did so and shook the Los Angeles
<v Speaker 1>police officers hands and proceeded to post for photos and
<v Speaker 1>signed auto graphs. Well, just as the main event started
<v Speaker 1>with Just Incredible versus Tommy Dreamer, which I mean, like
<v Speaker 1>that should have caused a fucking ride on its own
<v Speaker 1>that was happening, the crowd started chanting for Francina to
<v Speaker 1>take her top off. Christie missed an x PW valet,
<v Speaker 1>stood up, turned her back to the ring, and took
<v Speaker 1>her top off, revealing a black leather bra, which got
<v Speaker 1>a huge crowd pop, none of which was evident watching
<v Speaker 1>the show on TV. Those near her say she was teasing,
<v Speaker 1>doing what she could, doing what could be amount to
<v Speaker 1>practice tugs on her top at different times throughout the show,
<v Speaker 1>and apparently EW officials noted once in the middle of
<v Speaker 1>the VANDAMN match before she could tease taking it off,
<v Speaker 1>Francine was in her face about trying to steal her
<v Speaker 1>heat since Francene was supposed to do a spot where
<v Speaker 1>she lost her top as the focal point of the
<v Speaker 1>main event. That's fucking crazy. Move shit, ditties, I'm a
<v Speaker 1>titt here. According to Wonderform, misshoved Francceine, who shoved her back.
<v Speaker 1>Supreme started taking off his shirt steal, although it wasn't
<v Speaker 1>to fight, but it turned the shirt around and have
<v Speaker 1>the XP to B logo visible on camera. As the
<v Speaker 1>commotion broke out, myst went down. XPDO officials claimed to
<v Speaker 1>a security guard shoved Supreme, who fell on Missed. Another
<v Speaker 1>XPD wrestler took his show off, revealing an XPNOB shirt underneath.
<v Speaker 1>Kid Cash in particular, was throwing punches over the railing
<v Speaker 1>at the XPB contingent. Fists were flying everywhere and fans
<v Speaker 1>were getting knocked down. One report indicated that two of
<v Speaker 1>the XPNIB contingent were also throwing punches of security, but
<v Speaker 1>others claim nobody from XPB put up much resistance to
<v Speaker 1>getting thrown out. Dreamer, who is generally the peacemaker whenever
<v Speaker 1>the crowd. There's crowd trouble at ECV events, went out
<v Speaker 1>of the ring, des by his main event match actually
<v Speaker 1>having just started. He would rather do anything the wrestles just.
<v Speaker 3>Had nothing to do with.
<v Speaker 1>Already chased the XPW wrestlers out of the building, where
<v Speaker 1>a brawl took place in the parking lot. Enough of
<v Speaker 1>the fans realized the fight was going on outside that
<v Speaker 1>a lar's percentage of the audience rushed to the back
<v Speaker 1>the live crowd. It largely killed the main event. According
<v Speaker 1>to the numerous witnesses and people involved, the East to
<v Speaker 1>BE contingent greatly outnumbered the XP to B contingent, and
<v Speaker 1>it was far more of a violent brawl on the
<v Speaker 1>street than in the arena. Lots of punches, in particular
<v Speaker 1>from new Jack Jack Victory, Sally E. Graziano, Roadkill, Chili Willie,
<v Speaker 1>Mikey Whitbreck, and even Paul Hayman were thrown out on
<v Speaker 1>their unmanned foes. That's fucking funny as shit. Han just
<v Speaker 1>always believed anything illegally he did on Louis dangerously.
<v Speaker 3>That's till you never got got for anything.
<v Speaker 1>They were able The XP tow team was able to
<v Speaker 1>escape in a limo, but not before taking a pretty
<v Speaker 1>bad beating, including an xp to b ring Crew Guy
<v Speaker 1>which XPDB clams was knocked down by a wrestler and
<v Speaker 1>then punched and stomped on repeatedly by Nujack. So that
<v Speaker 1>is the XPNW brawl that took place. This was all
<v Speaker 1>on fucking paper. You can see some of it, Like
<v Speaker 1>you can definitely see like Kid Chaos throwing up the
<v Speaker 1>X for XPW just as that match starts. And I
<v Speaker 1>don't believe you can see any of the Christy miss
<v Speaker 1>td heat that they have Francine sadly, but that's crazy shit, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like that's uh, that doesn't really happen.
<v Speaker 3>Ever, right, like, oh yeah, not anymore.
<v Speaker 1>People Like I mean yeah, like you know, companies hated
<v Speaker 1>each other, but I don't know if anyone's charging the
<v Speaker 1>fucking building. And I mean Rob blackbind front Road tickets
<v Speaker 1>for Supreme, Christy Myss and Kid Chaos to sit up
<v Speaker 1>there at XPW shirts as funny as shit. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>like the idea of New Jag, Jack Victory and Sally
<v Speaker 1>Garciatto all beating their sallyly with taped up Supreme throws
<v Speaker 1>a fireball at them. Ah and WW News molts the
<v Speaker 1>rights to Vampiro Graveyard Match was actually filmed the previous
<v Speaker 1>night in Sanford, Florida. That's the I think the match
<v Speaker 1>with Sting that he had. Meltzer says, it's pretty cool
<v Speaker 1>when they have filmed something absolutely horrible with zero production
<v Speaker 1>values and then aired anyway without editing the time down
<v Speaker 1>to environ minimum five stars. The latest on Hogan on
<v Speaker 1>Bubba the love sponge working the Angle is saying that
<v Speaker 1>he won't surprise him if Vince McMahon sent Vince Russo
<v Speaker 1>to WCW to ruin the company. If this was a shoot,
<v Speaker 1>Meltzer says, it would lead to most likely legal action
<v Speaker 1>and Russo definitely would have been fired immediately rather than
<v Speaker 1>suddenly appearing to be in almost full control of the company.
<v Speaker 1>That's something people have said for like forever.
<v Speaker 3>I think people still say that, right, They still.
<v Speaker 1>Russo was sent to WCW to kill it and by all.
<v Speaker 2>Think after watching this episode on my back.
<v Speaker 1>Door gree, I mean, it is very hard to argue
<v Speaker 1>at some points, right like oh shit.
<v Speaker 2>I also don't understand how nobody in WCW stood up
<v Speaker 2>and said what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Nobody uh from the observer all a seventh two thousand
<v Speaker 1>thunder on July twenty sixth, which is the one we
<v Speaker 1>were watching. Here was a mess live, But Meltzer says
<v Speaker 1>on TV the next day, it was a basic decent show.
<v Speaker 1>That is, I just couldn't blame me.
<v Speaker 3>Did the grand scope of Thunder? I'm sure it's a
<v Speaker 3>basic decent show.
<v Speaker 2>You know.
<v Speaker 3>Thunder episodes? Ever?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he says here they had a delay of twenty
<v Speaker 1>to thirty minutes live due to a bomb threat. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>nobody couldn't take it, he said this thunder, Yes, this one, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>was good, basic decent show.
<v Speaker 2>He knows there was Canyon versus Judy Bagla on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, did he watch the first match? Did he
<v Speaker 1>watch raymis Hero's worst match ever?
<v Speaker 2>Did he watch Bill Goldberg shoot on the industry on
<v Speaker 2>this show?
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Goldberg, by the way, James, he suffered a
<v Speaker 1>shoulder separation in the second Booker T match on Nitro
<v Speaker 1>after he delivered a spear but it was pop back in. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>you heard it right, everybody, the second Booker T match,
<v Speaker 1>which I can't wait to explain to everybody later once
<v Speaker 1>we're getting to this thunder. But the word is here
<v Speaker 1>that there's a lot of skepticism regarding his injury. They
<v Speaker 1>think he's full of shit and just trying to not lose.
<v Speaker 1>He was scheduled for a much hyped appearance at the
<v Speaker 1>Nitro Grill on seven twenty eight, and Landstorm and White
<v Speaker 1>Couti were given the last minute word to take his place,
<v Speaker 1>which they do announce on this show.
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't hungry anymore.
<v Speaker 1>They don't want the hamburgers.
<v Speaker 2>I've had enough hamburgers, man.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want movie juice.
<v Speaker 2>I don't like great mood of burger.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. You take that vampiro steak and you shove it. Brother.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have chronic sandwich.
<v Speaker 3>Full of weed, sir.
<v Speaker 2>We have regular food here. We it's just called the
<v Speaker 2>Nitro Girl. Oh okay, okay, So can I get the
<v Speaker 2>cat burger? Can I get them? I smooth hamburger?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>What a wall uh burger.
<v Speaker 3>I'll take with the side of Judy bagwell fry hold on,
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing something.
<v Speaker 1>All right. Last thing here in the Observer there was
<v Speaker 1>an interoffice memo that weren't around WW on July thirty.
<v Speaker 1>First the Meltzer says, which I guess shows just how
<v Speaker 1>respected Russo is these days. Internally, the memo was entitled
<v Speaker 1>quote unquote top ten questions not asked of Vince Russo?
<v Speaker 1>All right, guess these are ten questions here. Number ten,
<v Speaker 1>would you like to take this opportunity to claim credit
<v Speaker 1>for the return of cake day? I don't know what
<v Speaker 1>that means at the office?
<v Speaker 4>You know they got cake at the office.
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I see, okay. I guess they're saying he's taking
<v Speaker 1>credit for anything that is good?
<v Speaker 2>Can I don't like cake?
<v Speaker 1>Question Number nine? If the possum is going to wrestle
<v Speaker 1>for us, what reoccurring Saturday Night Live character will he
<v Speaker 1>be ripping off? Number eight? How much should SFX front
<v Speaker 1>you for decreasing the value of the organization? Number seven?
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna let Bill hyphenate his name to Banks? Russo?
<v Speaker 1>Number six? Can you funnel the unwanted talent to marketing department?
<v Speaker 1>The new VP of Marketing has numerous openings with lots
<v Speaker 1>of opportunities for advancement. Number five? When is Hulkgan coming back?
<v Speaker 1>Number four? What does the second W and WCW stand for?
<v Speaker 1>Number three? How many quote unquote young and hungry employees
<v Speaker 1>does it take to screw up an entire company? Number
<v Speaker 1>two WCW creative? Is it a misnomer or simply a
<v Speaker 1>contradiction in terms? And number one, would you know an
<v Speaker 1>original idea if it jumped up and bit you on
<v Speaker 1>the s or would you just think it was the possum?
<v Speaker 1>So things are going well here, James, not a lot
<v Speaker 1>of I mean, these are the questions they are not
<v Speaker 1>asking Russo. So nobody is standing up. They are just
<v Speaker 1>talking about his back.
<v Speaker 3>That's what the second W is and.
<v Speaker 1>It's for onebo that is it.
<v Speaker 2>We have no.
<v Speaker 1>Al right that let's talk about WW thunder July twenty sixth,
<v Speaker 1>two thousand.
<v Speaker 2>All right, so let's get into WCW thunder here why
<v Speaker 2>we have a cold open. The cat is in a
<v Speaker 2>limousine talking to his mother on the phone about Vampiro
<v Speaker 2>and great.
<v Speaker 1>MOODA cat says, yes, Ma, listen, Vampiro would have jump
<v Speaker 1>me on Nitro. I'm not gonna get him right now.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have somebody else get him because I'm the
<v Speaker 1>boss and I have the power. Yes, Mom, I wanna
<v Speaker 1>book up in a match tonight against Chronic. You know, Ma,
<v Speaker 1>I'm working so hard. I got a big min event
<v Speaker 1>for Nitro. You won't believe a mom. And then music
<v Speaker 1>starts playing and Cat, very calmly on the phone says,
<v Speaker 1>you know, mom, when I hear that music, I noticed
<v Speaker 1>how to go. Then all of a sudden, I believe it.
<v Speaker 1>Kaz Hayashi comes in from the top of the limo.
<v Speaker 1>He comes in through the fucking moon roof upside down,
<v Speaker 1>and Kat says, hey, what get out of my limo
<v Speaker 1>and he up kicks him in the head and then
<v Speaker 1>drags him into the limo.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I don't understand this because he casually tells his mom, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I know what that is, and then he's surprised. That's
<v Speaker 3>how he jumps in the moonroof of his limo.
<v Speaker 1>Hey get out of here. Then he throws Kat at
<v Speaker 1>a limo or sorry, kaz Hyashi out of limo says
<v Speaker 1>this ain't the right time. And now Jamie soon is
<v Speaker 1>here and he has a kindo stick. Jamie side tries
<v Speaker 1>to attack it with the kindow stick, and he fights
<v Speaker 1>it off and elbows him. Jimmy Yang then shows up
<v Speaker 1>with a fucking sledgehammer and swings it to kill Commissioner
<v Speaker 1>Ernest Miller. Ernest Miller thankfully gets out of the way
<v Speaker 1>and he busts out the window of the limo, and
<v Speaker 1>now all of the young Dragons are here. The cat
<v Speaker 1>is here, and very angrily and slowly the limo driver,
<v Speaker 1>you know him as am I Smooth, Yeah, he walks
<v Speaker 1>up and he says, what who broke my window? Now
<v Speaker 1>the junk dragons all run away, So am I Smooth says,
<v Speaker 1>you get them little lizards in that ring to night
<v Speaker 1>and get them in the ring, and I want them
<v Speaker 1>to match, and Commissioner cat Ernest Miller says, you know what,
<v Speaker 1>you might keep him busy for a while, So you
<v Speaker 1>got that match. I'm losing my mind at the first
<v Speaker 1>segment alone, I'm like, wow, the first thing is like
<v Speaker 1>the thing that they wanted to hook people on this
<v Speaker 1>show was the young dragons fucking attacking the cat in
<v Speaker 1>his limo and then the limo driver wanting to wrestle them.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I feel like as long as we've been watching Thunder,
<v Speaker 3>like every episode I've seen them attack the cat. Or
<v Speaker 3>is it just like every episode of watching this angle
<v Speaker 3>goes on forever, right, like this reoccurring angle as long
<v Speaker 3>as they've been together in WI, they've been attacking the cat, right, I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't know if there's ever a payo for it all right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so we got the Limo Driver versus the Young Dragons,
<v Speaker 2>which you know, that's pretty captivating stuff here to start thunders.
<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna move into the Filthy Animals town hall.
<v Speaker 1>So the Filthy Animals come out with a little ladder.
<v Speaker 1>It's Raymisteriro Junior with no mask, Tigris, Conan Hoove and
<v Speaker 1>Dude Guerrera and the Disco Inferno. I guess two weeks
<v Speaker 1>ago there was a ladder match involving them in three
<v Speaker 1>count and Evan Graid just got knocked off the ladder
<v Speaker 1>to the floor where tank Abbot was meant to catch him.
<v Speaker 1>Tank Abbot didn't catch him, and Evan grad just broke
<v Speaker 1>his ankles, Thank you, Tank.
<v Speaker 2>So the Filthy Animals, by the way, are they are?
<v Speaker 2>They have been a super large part of WCW over
<v Speaker 2>the last year. Like, yes, the West Texas Rednecks and
<v Speaker 2>the Filthy Animals will might be two like biggest things
<v Speaker 2>on the show. Whether the crowd wanted it to be
<v Speaker 2>or not, they were gonna be. That was just what
<v Speaker 2>it was.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they were there.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, so like them coming out here like they've
<v Speaker 2>been a huge part of the show.
<v Speaker 1>So Conan does his whole stick. He tells, doggers, you're
<v Speaker 1>like this head band, go ahead, feel that's enough. Disco
<v Speaker 1>is just parroting fucking everybody here, like he's just the
<v Speaker 1>guy that repeats everybody looks like Frank Muir, no mustache
<v Speaker 1>and a beard. Are you kidding me with this ship?
<v Speaker 2>Shit is crazy looking?
<v Speaker 1>Uh? And Conan says, last week we had Evan Courage's
<v Speaker 1>come out here and he had a little a little
<v Speaker 1>ladder match and he broke his little ankle. But we
<v Speaker 1>got a little something something for you. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if you were afraid of getting a high up on
<v Speaker 1>that ladder or if you just don't know how to
<v Speaker 1>climb one, but we brought you a training ladder. So
<v Speaker 1>they had set up the little ladder and they mock
<v Speaker 1>him as they climb this little ladder.
<v Speaker 3>It's not that little, by the way I would expect
<v Speaker 3>like uh, like like hornswoggle type, you know, the one
<v Speaker 3>that he had or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>But well, Conin says, come out here with your crew
<v Speaker 1>in that cranberried tank abbot and bow down to the originators.
<v Speaker 1>Off I'm flying. Well, that's not the end of the
<v Speaker 1>promo somehow because they this couldn't have been approved. They
<v Speaker 1>hand the mic to Hooven.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Guerra, Yeah, this felt like a rib so hoo.
<v Speaker 1>He takes the mic and says, everybody knows that action,
<v Speaker 1>but there's no action like the Juice action nod stop action.
<v Speaker 2>Right, yes, yes, yes, that's the Juice.
<v Speaker 3>Dress baby right here. Total.
<v Speaker 1>That's well, that's why they should have booked the Juice
<v Speaker 1>the Juicy, not stop one.
<v Speaker 2>I would love for someone to call the mic while
<v Speaker 2>he's talking, because like he would be like goaded into
<v Speaker 2>like a shoot so quick. I feel like.
<v Speaker 1>Evan Courageous immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, if Evan Courageous or or take Abviot comes
<v Speaker 2>out here and talks, right, So, if tank Abbot came
<v Speaker 2>out during the Juice promo, it's just like hey, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, Juice would just be like.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Well, tank Abbot does come out here with Evan
<v Speaker 1>Courageous who's on crutches, because you needed to know Evan
<v Speaker 1>Courageous was injured, and he says, yo, filthy animals, I
<v Speaker 1>think everybody knows I'm a real tough guy rout here,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna issue a challenge. Tough guys aren't afraid
<v Speaker 1>to dance, So I'm gonna issue a challenge. Let's do
<v Speaker 1>a dance contest. Hit the music, and then he fucking
<v Speaker 1>starts dancing. I mean, and he's getting that shit ever
<v Speaker 1>courageous even dancing. He's dancing with the crutches. He's thrusted crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if I was Hoovie, I wouldn't stand for this.
<v Speaker 2>Hoovi has a lot to say. He's not allowed to
<v Speaker 2>say it, but he has a lot to say.
<v Speaker 1>Uh So, yeah, that guy was fucking dancing crazy ever
<v Speaker 1>creageous go DUTs on the crutches and then out of nowhere,
<v Speaker 1>Shannon Moore and Shane Helms come into the ring and
<v Speaker 1>drop kick Conane and disco to the floor. And I
<v Speaker 1>guess this starts a match?
<v Speaker 2>It does? It starts a tag match Raymond Stereo in
<v Speaker 2>the Juice versus Shannon Moore and Shane Helms.
<v Speaker 1>And I mean this, and I'm not joking, like they
<v Speaker 1>do some stuff in this match, but I and like,
<v Speaker 1>I would be hard pressed if anyone could find the
<v Speaker 1>worst one like that was like a straight up match.
<v Speaker 1>This is Raymond Sterio's worst match ever.
<v Speaker 3>That's crazy. This should have been like a slam dunk
<v Speaker 3>like the names here, you know, like.
<v Speaker 1>Not like I know he's had like short matches with
<v Speaker 1>like like jbl Like I think he had the short
<v Speaker 1>match with like Joe like not shit like that. Like
<v Speaker 1>this was a match that they said, go out there
<v Speaker 1>and have a fucking match, and this sucked.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I mean it's actually crazy from the start of
<v Speaker 2>the show to this point because I'm writing my notes and.
<v Speaker 1>Like we're two segs in.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, uh, seeing a red at this point
<v Speaker 2>because this just piss to be also bad because there
<v Speaker 2>is like nothing, there's no pattern here. It is just
<v Speaker 2>like literally the most absurd shit they could think of,
<v Speaker 2>like right off, rip into a match that never even
<v Speaker 2>tries to like to get on pace to tell something right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>So Hoovi is also wearing the same pants as Shannon
<v Speaker 2>Moore as Shane.
<v Speaker 1>Hil Gosh, dude, Okay, I got confused at least four
<v Speaker 1>different times writing my notes because I was like, I
<v Speaker 1>swore Shane Elms and Shade Horror dagging each other the match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so for some reason Movie decided to wear the
<v Speaker 2>same pants as them. They definitely fancy, They definitely saw
<v Speaker 2>each other before the match, he was just like, whatever,
<v Speaker 2>these are the only pants I brought.
<v Speaker 1>So these are the juicy fants you.
<v Speaker 2>So take Avid Chase's disco infronto up the ramp here,
<v Speaker 2>which allows the Young Dragons to come into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Kaz and Jimmy Yang hit spinning heel kicks on three count.
<v Speaker 2>I guess there's a match coming up, a three way
<v Speaker 2>or four way ladder match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's Is it the ladder match with
<v Speaker 1>the fucking record?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it is.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I don't know, because they have many ladder
<v Speaker 2>matches in that short period of time, because I remember
<v Speaker 2>we watched the one with the record, but then we
<v Speaker 2>found out there was more.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they just always put these guys well whatever one
<v Speaker 1>Evan Curage just breaks his leg on. I don't think
<v Speaker 1>that's the one.
<v Speaker 2>We watched, right, Yeah, No, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 1>It was multiple ones. You're right, dude. Yes, by the way, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>nonchalant junk dragons fucking running here. They attack three count,
<v Speaker 1>the reps distracted, and then it just goes back to
<v Speaker 1>like the rest of the match, like that bart didn't
<v Speaker 1>even matter.
<v Speaker 2>So Shane Helms and Juice get into a German souplex
<v Speaker 2>spot here, which is just absolutely nuts. So Shane Helms
<v Speaker 2>he hits a German souplex on juice where he lands
<v Speaker 2>on his feet, but he hits his head on the mat.
<v Speaker 1>Rubs his head out.
<v Speaker 2>Shannon Moore than throws red ray Masteria overhead and Shane
<v Speaker 2>Helms catches him into a power bomb for it two.
<v Speaker 1>Which was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Shannon more than throws a forearm at Raymisterio that I
<v Speaker 2>swear to God doesn't even go past his shoulder. He
<v Speaker 2>didn't even like get close to his head.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, did you notice, by the way, how fucking
<v Speaker 1>egregious the crowd noises on this show, Dude.
<v Speaker 3>The whole show, the entire show horrible.
<v Speaker 1>Like they're reacting to shit, Like it's like they put
<v Speaker 1>crowd noise in but they didn't sink it correctly. So
<v Speaker 1>the crowd gets fired up like before spots happened, and
<v Speaker 1>then the spot happens and they're quiet.
<v Speaker 3>I was constantly try trying to look at the crowd,
<v Speaker 3>like is there somebody fighting or like something off screen
<v Speaker 3>going on, because because I had headphones on too when I.
<v Speaker 1>Was lunching in the middle of the match.
<v Speaker 3>It's like the steiner Rin cooking thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it just keeps assaulting.
<v Speaker 3>What's going on. The audio was all over.
<v Speaker 4>It was all night too, like not just this match.
<v Speaker 1>It was all dude, No, you're right, it's the it's
<v Speaker 1>throwing promos to Tony.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know what they were doing there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Juice comes in and hits the move one
<v Speaker 2>thousand maniacs and shaded more.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fucking ship. I couldn't believe it, I wrote, I
<v Speaker 1>wrote that, and I said, it's you that or he
<v Speaker 1>just invented the fucking psycho driver too, But like, that's
<v Speaker 1>not he doesn't even there, shut him on his head
<v Speaker 1>and then poses on the dirt.
<v Speaker 2>And then Juice does the people's elbow and throws the
<v Speaker 2>elbow pat into the crowd.
<v Speaker 1>And that's the fucking juicy of a bit o fucking
<v Speaker 1>shit man.
<v Speaker 2>So ray power bombs Elms are something.
<v Speaker 1>Here, ray Power bomps movie, He says.
<v Speaker 2>Wacked up Fox, that's right down here. I said, ray
<v Speaker 2>Power bombs Elms is something part too, Moore and Elm
<v Speaker 2>said an assistant fireman's carried DDT double T moves. I
<v Speaker 2>have no idea at this point in the match why
<v Speaker 2>they're doing assistant double team foots and going back to
<v Speaker 2>the apron like we are so far past that movie
<v Speaker 2>did the move of one thousand eight. J just doesn't
<v Speaker 2>care what point in the match it is.
<v Speaker 1>No fucking wait, please don't forget the junk Dragons attacked
<v Speaker 1>three count during this match. They were never down.
<v Speaker 2>The young Dragons attacked him and they said, well, let's
<v Speaker 2>get the match started.
<v Speaker 1>I guess that was before the bell.
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, Ray does a sliding head scissors on Shane Helms
<v Speaker 2>on the outside. So Juice Thin HiT's the Hooviye Driver
<v Speaker 2>and then goes up and hits the four fifties and
<v Speaker 2>wins Hoomy Driver.
<v Speaker 1>It takes his sweet ass time setting him up for
<v Speaker 1>the four p fifty and crunches him with it.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, Hoovey Driver then gets up and goes.
<v Speaker 3>Whooa four fifty.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's what we needed.
<v Speaker 1>Love the fingers and he just needed to get more
<v Speaker 1>shit in there.
<v Speaker 2>I love the juices four fifty.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I love the juice like yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I mean the juice. If he was allowed to be
<v Speaker 2>just a loose cannon dude, I mean, why the funk not?
<v Speaker 2>Who cares? I mean, no one on this show, cared,
<v Speaker 2>I woant have said, who have you got ten minutes
<v Speaker 2>to talk?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? He's Cruiserweight Division Scott Steiner to me like so good?
<v Speaker 3>Wow?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like he's out of control.
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Movie versus Scott Steiner in two thousand would have
<v Speaker 2>been awesome.
<v Speaker 1>What about Hoovy teaming with Scott Steiner in two thousand?
<v Speaker 2>Wow, dude, that would be sick animals. Yeah, we left
<v Speaker 2>money on the table here. He should have left the
<v Speaker 2>filthy animals at George Scott.
<v Speaker 1>The filthy freaks.
<v Speaker 2>There's a Booker T town hall up next. It shows
<v Speaker 2>a recap of this Booker and Goldberg feud.
<v Speaker 1>All right, so here's what happened. Please listen close because
<v Speaker 1>I had to watch this twice to figure out if
<v Speaker 1>they were telling the truth or not. So on Monday,
<v Speaker 1>Nitro Goldberg attacked Sting during Sting's entrance. Sting was coming
<v Speaker 1>out to face Booker T I think for the title.
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg Attacksting during his entrance and Goldberg then replaced Sting
<v Speaker 1>in the match, and then Stevie Ray came out and
<v Speaker 1>threw in the towel, and then Goldberg backstage through Stevie
<v Speaker 1>Ray through a window, which set up another match with
<v Speaker 1>Booker and Goldberg that same night, and then they had
<v Speaker 1>the match and then Booker beat Goldberg clean? Is this right?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's that's how it went down here.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what the fuck are you? What the fuck is that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I mean, great question, Booker t uh once again
<v Speaker 2>just beating Goldberg on nitro. H. You gotta question, you
<v Speaker 2>gotta question it now. He lost the first one technically.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, because Stevie Ray through the talent, right, I ol
<v Speaker 1>worked through Stevie Ray through a window.
<v Speaker 2>Right, so he couldn't throw the talent again. And then
<v Speaker 2>Booker beat Bill Goldberg on NITRA And you gotta wonder again,
<v Speaker 2>why was this not the New Blood Rising made event?
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have a made event for New Blood Rising,
<v Speaker 1>of course, and we have to protect it. So Booker's
<v Speaker 1>out here, the crowd's fired up for them for him,
<v Speaker 1>or it's super dubbed. I actually couldn't tell any.
<v Speaker 3>Super dubbed I think right, of course, because Booker.
<v Speaker 1>And ww's awesome, so like he was over. I wouldn't
<v Speaker 1>be surprised if the crowd was into him. But this
<v Speaker 1>just sounded like shit.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the the mixing on the audio was all over
<v Speaker 3>the place.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, like egregious, Booker says after Monday Night, meaning
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg face to face, I can honestly tell you each
<v Speaker 1>and every one of you that I feel like I've
<v Speaker 1>been in to hell and back. But the fact is
<v Speaker 1>I survived. And Goldberg, let's get one thing clear. I
<v Speaker 1>don't like you, but I do respect you. Well, Goldberg says,
<v Speaker 1>this ship is fake and I don't care.
<v Speaker 2>Goldberg is tired of playing the heeling World Championship Wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Booker says that new blood rising Jeff Jared. I know
<v Speaker 1>you're probably in the back tuning your guitar because you
<v Speaker 1>want to take me out, But it ain't going to
<v Speaker 1>be that easy. These are my people in the arena,
<v Speaker 1>and before I lose the world title, I will die
<v Speaker 1>right here in the middle of the ring. Wellly, shit,
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Well, this company is fake. Sadly, the accomplishments are fake,
<v Speaker 2>says Joe Goldberg.
<v Speaker 1>And Booker was booked to be champion.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, Yes, Joe Goldberg's lost to Booker t was
<v Speaker 2>written by the Booker man. No, you're.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not the end, of course, because Jeff Shared
<v Speaker 1>has to come out and answer this promo So Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Jarrett comes out and says Booker, t I promise you your
<v Speaker 1>days are numbered as champion because a new blood rising,
<v Speaker 1>the title is going to back around my waist and
<v Speaker 1>tonight I don't want to shot at the gold Huh,
<v Speaker 1>what right?
<v Speaker 3>Why would you say that.
<v Speaker 1>Let's try to understand this. So he says he doesn't
<v Speaker 1>want to shot at the gold and by the way
<v Speaker 1>he says that, and he says, all I want is
<v Speaker 1>a piece of yours. And Mike today on Cavidary just
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where it says the number one player Raider.
<v Speaker 2>It feels like Russo like just was told about a
<v Speaker 2>lights out match and he was like, oh shit, wait,
<v Speaker 2>so like we can do this with no this does
<v Speaker 2>no repercussions.
<v Speaker 1>You know, honestly, I'm more surprised he didn't hear about
<v Speaker 1>lights out and said, oh, well, we can do an
<v Speaker 1>angle where Booker puts the title on the line, but
<v Speaker 1>it's non sanctioned and Jared wins the title, so we
<v Speaker 1>have two champions.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what they did? They had four belts
<v Speaker 2>at the time.
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable amount of belts.
<v Speaker 2>Well, they had four world right from from Ready to Rumble.
<v Speaker 2>So like, yeah, yes, they should have made a four
<v Speaker 2>they I bet.
<v Speaker 1>You didn't know.
<v Speaker 3>How are you guys out? Vince Russer and Vince.
<v Speaker 1>Uso here and listen, just stick on this.
<v Speaker 2>Toddy and Vince Uso knew there was forecasts of the
<v Speaker 2>same belt that were.
<v Speaker 3>Ship two different lights out matches.
<v Speaker 2>We're having four fucking matches, and the winner are those
<v Speaker 2>four matches, we'll face off in a fatal four way
<v Speaker 2>where all four of them are the current holders of
<v Speaker 2>the world heavyweight title.
<v Speaker 1>Four titles on four polls in four corners, and we're
<v Speaker 1>calling it the four post of massacre.
<v Speaker 2>Match, and the winner gets a shot at.
<v Speaker 3>The world we'll face Booker t at the bag of view.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly, none of what we just said happens. What does
<v Speaker 1>happen is Jared says he wants a piece of his ass,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, the chosen One isn't going to ask
<v Speaker 1>the cat who is the commissioner, for a title shot,
<v Speaker 1>because all the cat wants to do is protect his
<v Speaker 1>precious pay per view main event. Now, please keep that
<v Speaker 1>thought in mind for later.
<v Speaker 3>And it's so confused, Jarrett.
<v Speaker 1>So he's not gonna ask for a ton of shot
<v Speaker 1>because he doesn't think it's gonna gi him one because
<v Speaker 1>Cat doesn't want to fuck up the main event, which,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, reminder is Jeff Jared versus Booker t
<v Speaker 1>The main event would be exactly the same if the
<v Speaker 1>title changed hands, just a different champion. But we're gonna
<v Speaker 1>do the match tonight anyway. Jason. You're dead set on
<v Speaker 1>defending that title each week, so I know there's gonna
<v Speaker 1>be nothing left of you by the time New Blood
<v Speaker 1>Rising rolls around, and I'm gonna see to that. So
<v Speaker 1>why don't we have ourselves a little warm up non
<v Speaker 1>title match tonight in a real man's man's match a
<v Speaker 1>bunk house brawl.
<v Speaker 2>So I definitely thought they were gonna have a match
<v Speaker 2>called the real man's man's match. Okay, I did too,
<v Speaker 2>I just assumed I took it right on the nose
<v Speaker 2>on there. But uh, bunk house brawl also works.
<v Speaker 1>So yes, Jarrett says, just in case Kat wants to
<v Speaker 1>flip his blonde wig, let's make this match a lights
<v Speaker 1>out match, no DQ, no rules. There must be a winner,
<v Speaker 1>which I guess is different than a normal bunk outs
<v Speaker 1>brawl match, which isn't no DQ and no rules.
<v Speaker 3>This is a real sanction man, this is not sanctioned
<v Speaker 3>by WV. That's what makes it lights out versus a
<v Speaker 3>bunk regular bunk. But like so, anytime I want to
<v Speaker 3>be in a match, I could just say I want
<v Speaker 3>to be in a lights out, non sanctioned match by
<v Speaker 3>ww and then I could just have a match.
<v Speaker 1>So Booker says to Jarrett, Listen, we ain't gotta wait
<v Speaker 1>till the endlight. Let's do this now. So Booker gets
<v Speaker 1>out of the ring, Jared runs on a ramp, they
<v Speaker 1>start brawling. Security is out here to break it up.
<v Speaker 1>The crowds fucking upset. Chris Harris is one of the security.
<v Speaker 1>I always am happy to see that.
<v Speaker 2>That's good. So we go backstage, the cat and security
<v Speaker 2>or separating Booker and Jarrett. Because, for whatever reason, in WCW,
<v Speaker 2>at this point, anything that you see will be followed
<v Speaker 2>up on to an exact conclusion right after we go
<v Speaker 2>to commercial. Every single time.
<v Speaker 1>They will explain everything down to the very tiniest minute point.
<v Speaker 1>Your imagination, idiot, your imagination is.
<v Speaker 2>Not allowed to run wild here in WCW. You will
<v Speaker 2>get the exact conclusion of that fucking segment.
<v Speaker 1>I promise you, fucking funny, like there's no guessing to
<v Speaker 1>be had, except everything is confusing as shit, So like
<v Speaker 1>it's all fucking confusing, like you don't explain everything. I
<v Speaker 1>still don't understand, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's like because you're not watching commercials here,
<v Speaker 3>so you just get it like immediately you're like, oh shit, okay,
<v Speaker 3>it's happening right now, that's true right this second. But
<v Speaker 3>like even with commercial like you still wouldn't get it,
<v Speaker 3>Like it just doesn't make sense either way.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So the Cat says, you guys want to face tonight?
<v Speaker 2>Hell no, Hell.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck that, dude. He says, hell no, and he says,
<v Speaker 1>if I catch you tune near each other again, I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna beat both your asses myself. What. So Booker says,
<v Speaker 1>I want to face some tonight and Cat says, you
<v Speaker 1>know what, I'll give him to you tonight.
<v Speaker 2>All right. That so we go backstage. Mean Jene is
<v Speaker 2>here with David Flair and Miss Hancock. Uh mean, Jean's
<v Speaker 2>character at this point on WCW is horny old man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah dude, okay, Tody, he is fucking just Jerry Lawler,
<v Speaker 1>Like this is egregious. Like Jean says, well, and I
<v Speaker 1>do want a preview of New Blood Rising, Miss Hancock,
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be facing major guns at the pay per view,
<v Speaker 1>as I understand it, an ROTC match, Rip off the
<v Speaker 1>camouflage from your opponent of the mud. It's skin to
<v Speaker 1>win match, and I can't wait. And Miss Hancock says, Jane,
<v Speaker 1>save your hormone outbreak for New Blood Rising, because at
<v Speaker 1>the paper view, I'll give the guys plenty of what
<v Speaker 1>they want to see. But tonight I want to challenge
<v Speaker 1>that little fluozy to an arm wrestling match.
<v Speaker 2>You want an arm wrestling match tonight? Hell no?
<v Speaker 1>All right? Well I want her as an arm wrestling match.
<v Speaker 2>All right, I give you that match.
<v Speaker 1>So she wants an arm wrestling match and says, let's
<v Speaker 1>see who has the guns, shall we? David? And she says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>but there's one stipulation, so listen up, Barbie. I want
<v Speaker 1>all of the Misfits and Action barred from ringside, and
<v Speaker 1>if any of them to come out, our pay per
<v Speaker 1>view match is off. Uh mean, June says, well, what
<v Speaker 1>about that? An ROTC match of New Blood Rising plus
<v Speaker 1>tonight arm wrestling? Oh mama? Great?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, arm wrestling? Oh mama, I get way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Wait for that. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Well, now it's time for the artist with Paisley versus
<v Speaker 2>skip over.
<v Speaker 1>What skip this match? Am I right?
<v Speaker 2>Guess?
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, brother Elix Skipper looked like Digney dog.
<v Speaker 2>Shit.
<v Speaker 1>This dude, he is so green here, he's fresh out
<v Speaker 1>the power plant. Yes, skip over is Elix Skipper. I
<v Speaker 1>didn't know that he was called anything other than Elix Skipper.
<v Speaker 3>So this was I just think of this Canadian guy,
<v Speaker 3>Elix Skipper, come in look pretty good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's in great shape though, but this
<v Speaker 1>is skip over, and of course he has James said,
<v Speaker 1>the artist formerly known as Prince Ayak.
<v Speaker 2>He's just the artist now, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, well there's not enough room on the name.
<v Speaker 2>So the artist, uh super kicks skip I wrote down
<v Speaker 2>to Elix Skipper. Look, the artist super kicks Elix Skipper.
<v Speaker 2>That skip over, bro, So the artist super kicks Elix Skipper.
<v Speaker 2>Skipper hits a thirst press. Artist hits a Northern Lights
<v Speaker 2>bridge for a two and then Olympic slam.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, did you like the artist double aving? Sorry, artist
<v Speaker 1>double legs skip over and then does twisting head butt
<v Speaker 1>to his cock.
<v Speaker 2>I had to get that one in there. Artist goes
<v Speaker 2>to grab a chair because he's frustrated that he's winning.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he's been up this whole time. Hits Olympic Slam
<v Speaker 1>and then goes outside the cheat.
<v Speaker 2>The artist grabs a chair and he goes back to
<v Speaker 2>getting the ring, but Skipper drop kicks the chair in
<v Speaker 2>his face. Oh man, Skipper goes for a springboard. But
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what happened. Artists moved, I guess artists barely.
<v Speaker 1>I think artist was supposed to move sooner. Like Elix
<v Speaker 1>is in the air and Artist is like just standing still,
<v Speaker 1>and they realizes, oh fuck, and goes under his legs.
<v Speaker 1>But Elix Skipper then just gets crouched on his shoulder
<v Speaker 1>and dies. Ah ow, that's.
<v Speaker 2>So artist moves. And it's a German suplex for it too.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone does that all night, the bridging German souplex.
<v Speaker 2>So Paisley has a chair, but then she gets distracted
<v Speaker 2>by someone on the ramp. Dude. The cut the camera
<v Speaker 2>cut here from Paisley too. She's distracted by has got
<v Speaker 2>to be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
<v Speaker 2>So it cuts from Paisley to the ramp and oh
<v Speaker 2>my god, it's quee wee.
<v Speaker 1>It's wie dude.
<v Speaker 2>The way they say it is so funny. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>it's quee wee.
<v Speaker 3>Kiwi qeee.
<v Speaker 2>The decision to just do a hard cut to a
<v Speaker 2>full frame picture is so fucking funny. Yeah, that was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>And Paisley then follows kueewee to the back.
<v Speaker 1>You remember, like, uh, it just bring it. When someone
<v Speaker 1>will interfere, would come up as like a little screen
<v Speaker 1>at the bottom.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it usually I guess maybe I expected if Soul
<v Speaker 2>was distracting somebody or something they were like, usually it
<v Speaker 2>shows some running down the ramp or something like. It
<v Speaker 2>is hard cut into a still frame of clearly because
<v Speaker 2>good work, that would be distracting. Yeah, that was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>So Skipper hits a springboard spinning heel kick and then
<v Speaker 2>hits the overdrive and wins.
<v Speaker 1>Hit well, hitting the over drives, putting it very He
<v Speaker 1>attempts the overdrive and almost breaks the artist's neck.
<v Speaker 3>He does not an artist does not know how to
<v Speaker 3>dig that move at all.
<v Speaker 1>So he just like, this might have been the first
<v Speaker 1>time it's ever happened.
<v Speaker 3>Tony, he invented that move, right.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but it feels like it.
<v Speaker 3>It feels like he was inventing it right here in
<v Speaker 3>the moment, and they call it the overdrive, he said,
<v Speaker 3>I think they say they say he calls it the overdrive.
<v Speaker 4>I think yeah, they said. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say it didn't seem like the artist lost
<v Speaker 2>because he was distracted by the fact that Paisley left.
<v Speaker 2>It just looks like he got his ass kited by
<v Speaker 2>Elix Stiffer.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you would think that would lead to like a
<v Speaker 1>roll up, right he was. He's trying to get He
<v Speaker 1>tried to cheat with Paisley. Paisley leaves and then Elix
<v Speaker 1>super hits up with three big moves and wins.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Mean Gene is here with m
<v Speaker 2>i A respond, Yeah, of course Major Guns is here,
<v Speaker 2>and Mean Gene is infatuated by her.
<v Speaker 1>Mean Gene says Major Guns. We all know about the
<v Speaker 1>r O TC match and New Blood Rising. We all
<v Speaker 1>know about that, of course, But tonight she wants you
<v Speaker 1>in arm wrestling contest and want all your teammates barred
<v Speaker 1>from ringside. Major Gun says that little miss tweaky, Miss Hancock,
<v Speaker 1>she wants to see the biggest guns. I accept, and
<v Speaker 1>mean Jane says, WHOA that is strong?
<v Speaker 3>She could have said anything to you and WHOA.
<v Speaker 1>Major Gun says off to show everybody what type of
<v Speaker 1>firepower these guns really are packing, and Mean Jane says
<v Speaker 1>these guns, Oh, these guns, and Major Gun says, yes,
<v Speaker 1>these guns, Jean. The shirt says bombs and they all laugh.
<v Speaker 2>The shirt is a bomb from a bomb factory.
<v Speaker 1>Holy ship, you're going to get a bomb.
<v Speaker 3>You can't say bomb on thunder bombomb.
<v Speaker 1>And guns. A Major Gun says one on one, I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna be all over, and the segment ends with mean
<v Speaker 1>Gene saying all over.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I love that. Instead of instead of just
<v Speaker 2>having the Miss Hancock segment with David Flair and then
<v Speaker 2>maybe having Major Guns beat her in the arm wrestling
<v Speaker 2>contest and then David Flair like turning his back to
<v Speaker 2>it or something it doesn't see it and then cheats.
<v Speaker 2>So at least she gets a little over from this,
<v Speaker 2>They say, what if instead we go back to get
<v Speaker 2>her reaction and answer to the challenge, and then she
<v Speaker 2>doesn't go up at all in this segment, and then
<v Speaker 2>we bring back the wall.
<v Speaker 1>You need to force feed everything, Jabe.
<v Speaker 2>Holy moly. So we go backstage. Judy Bagwell is here.
<v Speaker 2>Of course she is, and Buff Bagwell is also here. Now, Judy,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, has been missing.
<v Speaker 1>She got abducted by Canyon on Nitro and then she's
<v Speaker 1>just here and they're like, wow, she seems fine. So
<v Speaker 1>Buff stops her as she's walking out of this random
<v Speaker 1>closet with Buff Bagwell and says, what are you thinking?
<v Speaker 1>Let me do the stop and Judy says, Mark, let
<v Speaker 1>me do it my way. I want to find the cat,
<v Speaker 1>and then grabs Buff by his ear and drags him
<v Speaker 1>down the hallway. Because of course am she gets a
<v Speaker 1>lot of TV time, doesn't.
<v Speaker 4>She does always.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so now it's time for am I Smooth versus
<v Speaker 2>the Young Dragons and a three on one handicap match.
<v Speaker 2>Bill Goldberg, by the way, will not be at the
<v Speaker 2>Nitro Grill what the fuck because they do not have
<v Speaker 2>Miss Hannacock Burke, so instead well that Storm and Mike
<v Speaker 2>Awesome will be there.
<v Speaker 1>They say, by the way, this is m I Smooth's
<v Speaker 1>first match in WCW, which so they are fully uh
<v Speaker 1>not acknowledging that he, like with somebody else like m
<v Speaker 1>I Smooth is an entirely different character in person.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so this is a three on one handicap.
<v Speaker 1>Match against the Limo Driver.
<v Speaker 2>And the Young Dragons lose.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they get their asses kicked like the whole.
<v Speaker 1>Like they they beat down am I Smooth a couple
<v Speaker 1>of times, like they do some shit where they bump
<v Speaker 1>them with double drop kicks and take out his knees
<v Speaker 1>and they take turns pinning him, and am I Smooth
<v Speaker 1>does the big press kickout and then they all cover him,
<v Speaker 1>and then he does a big kickout again. Uh and
<v Speaker 1>then like he gets rid of kats Hayashi and sends
<v Speaker 1>him over the top to Jimmy Yang on the floor
<v Speaker 1>and then fucking Bubba bombs Jamie Son and wins.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah man, and Bill Goldberg's not gonna be at the
<v Speaker 2>w C Knight Grill.
<v Speaker 1>That's even worse the fuck. During the match, Shavanni says,
<v Speaker 1>Shavanni calls him, I am Smooth, and Mark Madam fucking
<v Speaker 1>gives him a ship for He says, am I Smooth,
<v Speaker 1>I am smooth. You're supposed to be the veteran, and
<v Speaker 1>Shavanni says, I am Smooth or am I Yeah. So
<v Speaker 1>the Libo Driver kicks Kasayashi, Jimmy Yang and Jamie Nobles
<v Speaker 1>ass very quickly and pins them.
<v Speaker 2>They have big plans for am I smooth here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he's about to win one of the four world titles.
<v Speaker 2>He finds it in the trash can. Yeah, it just
<v Speaker 2>plays four world titles around the venues and wherever finds.
<v Speaker 2>It's like a golden ticket to the Fatal four Way.
<v Speaker 2>It is the golden ticket. Yeah, Bro, I'm telling you, Bro,
<v Speaker 2>this is a good idea.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I just saw this fucking movie.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Grandpa. So Kenyon is here, positively Kanyon, he's DDP
<v Speaker 2>and he has a black eye.
<v Speaker 1>And Mike Today says, did Judy bag will do that
<v Speaker 1>to him? Because we're back, you gotta explain it all.
<v Speaker 2>And then we get a preview of the Goldberg interview.
<v Speaker 1>Later an exclusive interview with Goldberg host Advice Scott Hudson,
<v Speaker 1>and if you have heard us mentionally Goldberg, well that's
<v Speaker 1>because that's what we're talking about. Goldberg has an interview
<v Speaker 1>on the show and it is maybe the most degregious,
<v Speaker 1>gave me breaking thing I've ever seen in my life.
<v Speaker 1>And I watched shoot interviews regularly. This was more offensive
<v Speaker 1>than a shoot interview.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it was on a show. It's still a.
<v Speaker 1>Work, Yes, it's on this show to build to the
<v Speaker 1>pay per view where he's having a wrestling match.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he worked himself so hard he worked himself into
<v Speaker 3>a shoot, you know, I mean.
<v Speaker 1>So they give tidbits throughout the show of this special
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg interview, and the more they show it, the worse
<v Speaker 1>it gets. It's like, it's on I can't wait to
<v Speaker 1>talk about this.
<v Speaker 2>So they go backstage. Judy Bagwell goes into the Cat's
<v Speaker 2>office and says, I can fix the ratings. Say to me.
<v Speaker 1>She really says that, and catches let me tell you something, lady,
<v Speaker 1>you fucking come out. I will kill you. I will
<v Speaker 1>beat the ship out of you in front of your son.
<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking kidding me? And Judy Bego says, hold
<v Speaker 1>of it. You're not gonna do anything. You're gonna give
<v Speaker 1>me a match night with Canyon. Your ratings are down.
<v Speaker 1>I'm good. I've been diamond cutting twice. I'm tired of it. Buffing.
<v Speaker 1>Gonna do nothing about it, I am, And then she
<v Speaker 1>knocks some ship off the desk and Keat says, you
<v Speaker 1>know what, You're right. You want to get me some ratings, somebody,
<v Speaker 1>you go out there and have a mask what.
<v Speaker 2>Cash, I said, what the fuck is going on around here?
<v Speaker 1>He should have looked at Buffer? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Just looked at the camera? Is this your deal? Russo? What?
<v Speaker 1>He should have grabbed Buffy his head and repeatedly bounced
<v Speaker 1>it off his desk. Fucking are down, funk you.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, funniest ever, The ratings are down. I'm good, all right?
<v Speaker 1>What dimond cut two times? Lady?
<v Speaker 3>You're scared of us?
<v Speaker 1>How about you booked me against Booker T for the
<v Speaker 1>worm title.
<v Speaker 3>I don't want a title match. I want to bunk
<v Speaker 3>house brawl later. I want a piece of ass.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, I'll give you that. That's good.
<v Speaker 2>God. So now it's time for Major Guns versus Miss
<v Speaker 2>Hancock in a arm wrestling contest.
<v Speaker 1>There at no point during the show am I like happy?
<v Speaker 2>I mean like there's just like such a lack of
<v Speaker 2>respect for wrestling on this show that it's almost like
<v Speaker 2>novelty to watch.
<v Speaker 3>How you guys think, Guys not hype for this? I
<v Speaker 3>mean they they told us what Major Guns though, they
<v Speaker 3>told us what Miss Hancock thought.
<v Speaker 4>They set it.
<v Speaker 3>All up here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Tony, now that I know what they both thought.
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking Major Guns should come out here with Piro.
<v Speaker 1>Well, just because you guys didn't understand it enough, there
<v Speaker 1>is more to the angle. It started because Major Guns
<v Speaker 1>gave David Flair the mouth to mouth last week on Thunder,
<v Speaker 1>and then Miss Hancock was mad about this.
<v Speaker 3>All right, there you go, Well, thank you, Wow, I
<v Speaker 3>know everything about this angle from.
<v Speaker 1>Oh also, Tony, David Flair is the referee for this
<v Speaker 1>arm wrestling match.
<v Speaker 3>They didn't tell me that.
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, ye, So miss Hancock is here for the
<v Speaker 2>match hand Cock Major Guns. So Miss Hancock.
<v Speaker 1>And Cock, do you understand right?
<v Speaker 2>All right? So Miss Handcock tries to powder because now
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want to do the arm wrestling contest.
<v Speaker 1>Her boyfriend is the referee and she doesn't want to
<v Speaker 1>do the arm wrestling contest and he is making her
<v Speaker 1>do it.
<v Speaker 2>So David Flair grabs her and brings her back to
<v Speaker 2>the table to do the scheduled arm wrestling contest.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, time remaining.
<v Speaker 2>Major Guns is now beating Miss Hancock in this contest. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>and then David Flair grabs their hands and makes Miss
<v Speaker 2>Hancock win. There was no subtlety to this.
<v Speaker 1>There was no fun in this.
<v Speaker 2>It was literally they touch hands and then David Flair cheese.
<v Speaker 2>There was thought or subtlety or anything fun to come
<v Speaker 2>out of this. It was exactly what it needed to
<v Speaker 2>be in the quickest amount of time possible.
<v Speaker 1>There wasn't even any like fight from Major Guns into disagreeing.
<v Speaker 1>The fight was Miss Hancock didn't want to do it
<v Speaker 1>for some reason, and Major Guns was ready to do
<v Speaker 1>it the whole time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, David, she just turns around.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like turn around, Yeah, just pretend.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I like your angle earlier where you said that
<v Speaker 3>he just doesn't see Major Gun win and yeah, like
<v Speaker 3>he turns back around and then he goes.
<v Speaker 2>To like sign something in the crowd or something like
<v Speaker 2>someone says, David, he turns around, boobs.
<v Speaker 1>I mean like a fucking angle here.
<v Speaker 2>It was literally I don't want to do this. And
<v Speaker 2>then she does it and then winds and then that's
<v Speaker 2>get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>The paper face sh so Major Guns slaps David Flair.
<v Speaker 1>David Flair does a horrible cell for this. Then Major
<v Speaker 1>Guns grabs Miss Hancock by her shirt and goes to
<v Speaker 1>rip Miss Hancock's shirt off because they are having a
<v Speaker 1>rip off the shirt contest at the pay per view,
<v Speaker 1>and then David Flair grabs Major Guns by the arms
<v Speaker 1>and Miss Hancock out of her top, pulls out perfume
<v Speaker 1>and perfumes Major Guns in the eyes because she needed
<v Speaker 1>to do so to rip her top off, even though
<v Speaker 1>her arms were already unavailable.
<v Speaker 2>And this was all so so henious. It was so.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, the heat is fucking valve.
<v Speaker 2>It was so heinous that the Wall has to return
<v Speaker 2>from being fired to stop this Missjustice that's being carried
<v Speaker 2>on this fucking shot.
<v Speaker 1>And the big points here. So the Wall is here
<v Speaker 1>standing behind David Flair and he's standing there, and the
<v Speaker 1>commentary is a ghast. They say, the wall was fired
<v Speaker 1>a week ago, and why is he wearing camouflage? David
<v Speaker 1>Flair gets jokes slam by the wall and camouflage outfit,
<v Speaker 1>and then the Wall goes to console Major Guns, who
<v Speaker 1>is confused by this man. So he looks her in
<v Speaker 1>the eyes and says, hey, it's me. And then she
<v Speaker 1>accepts this, and then they.
<v Speaker 2>She couldn't tell it was because he was a camouflage.
<v Speaker 2>Usually usually he's a business casual, but this week he
<v Speaker 2>was camouflage.
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, sorry, usually in your suit.
<v Speaker 3>Well, she got sprayed with the perfume too, right, but
<v Speaker 3>they didn't. They didn't tell us that on commentary of Venture,
<v Speaker 3>so I didn't explain it. So to see why you
<v Speaker 3>guys didn't get it.
<v Speaker 2>Because you got sprayed with the perfume. She had to
<v Speaker 2>keep her eyes up. She didn't blink at all. She
<v Speaker 2>just took right on her eyes.
<v Speaker 1>She's staring directly at the wall. I can't tell who
<v Speaker 1>he is. There's not many men that look like this guy.
<v Speaker 1>It's me. It's me, it's me the wall. That's the wall, brother, right, okay,
<v Speaker 1>the wall.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we're good, We're good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Whatever.
<v Speaker 2>So backstage, Kenyon is here as d DP with me
<v Speaker 2>and Jeane Shanyon says, of course that he needs his
<v Speaker 2>own Kimberly.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he says, I got the book, I got the hair,
<v Speaker 1>I got the music, I got the entrance, and I'm
<v Speaker 1>only missing Kimberly. And I'm not going to rest I
<v Speaker 1>get one.
<v Speaker 2>Because he says, uh, well, you th your Judy bag
<v Speaker 2>out of the trunk of your car on nights Row.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, yeah, she wants you one on one tonight,
<v Speaker 1>and she may have already gotten the better of you,
<v Speaker 1>and she'd very upset that on money night you threw
<v Speaker 1>in the trunk of your car, and Kenyon says, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what everybodys up said about bags thrown in
<v Speaker 1>trunks all the time. That's all I did. And if
<v Speaker 1>Buff's too much of a mommy's boy to wrestled me
<v Speaker 1>before New Blood Writhing, I'll be more than happy to
<v Speaker 1>Canyon cut miss Bago again stipulation. It's already been approved
<v Speaker 1>by the cat. Buff is barred from ringside, and Buff
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed the match for the back and Judy get ready
<v Speaker 1>to feel the bag so he I guess we're we
<v Speaker 1>didn't need to watch that part, thankfully, where Canyon went
<v Speaker 1>and requested that Buff Bag was banned from ringside for
<v Speaker 1>this match. So that's good.
<v Speaker 4>Well everyone's banned.
<v Speaker 3>The whole locker room's banned from ringside here.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't they just make a permanent no more interference rule?
<v Speaker 1>That would probably solve a lot of fucking props here.
<v Speaker 3>That's enough, so we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>The Wall is here with the m I A and
<v Speaker 2>General Erection is here to crown him a wall.
<v Speaker 1>He said, there's no wall. The wall was fired. This
<v Speaker 1>is Sergeant a Wall, and Corporal Cajun looks up and says,
<v Speaker 1>I thought we were all fired, and the tenor Loko says,
<v Speaker 1>shut up.
<v Speaker 2>Keep in mind the m I A and Team Canada
<v Speaker 2>are like two of the most pushed acts over the
<v Speaker 2>next six months.
<v Speaker 1>So General Erection looks at the Wall A Wall, Sorry,
<v Speaker 1>Sergeant a Wall that says, you want to be a
<v Speaker 1>bess fit, then you gotta look like a misfit assume
<v Speaker 1>the position. So Sergeant a Wall waves his finger and
<v Speaker 1>says no because he thinks that General directions what's the
<v Speaker 1>fun of his ass? And General Direction looks at him
<v Speaker 1>says no, sit down, So he sits down, and then
<v Speaker 1>they shave Sergeant a Wall's head because you have to
<v Speaker 1>be bald to be in the Missmons action.
<v Speaker 3>They all have long hair.
<v Speaker 2>No, you just have to look stick. Yeah, they were
<v Speaker 2>just shaving whatever.
<v Speaker 3>The like a dumb ass to be.
<v Speaker 2>In this group.
<v Speaker 1>They give him a moga ball, like, what's the fucking
<v Speaker 1>point of this? Do you know what you have to
<v Speaker 1>do to be in the Misfits? What's that you have
<v Speaker 1>to get a.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they set him down. It's funny that the shot
<v Speaker 2>at him getting his haircut is so fucking funny. I
<v Speaker 2>just very happy are these dudey of these guys get
<v Speaker 2>like a world title shot or what's the deal here
<v Speaker 2>because Java is like the Cruiserweight world champion or something.
<v Speaker 1>General actions get a big push to your fuck you,
<v Speaker 1>Lieutenant Boners.
<v Speaker 2>This is all good.
<v Speaker 1>This is.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes it is. So does he get his job?
<v Speaker 1>Bag? Well, yes, this guy got a job. The wall
<v Speaker 1>was fired, dumb ass. These guys are he's gonna like, yeah, like,
<v Speaker 1>am I smooth? He's got a job. All you gotta
<v Speaker 1>do is change your name and you're fucking in and
<v Speaker 1>you gotta shave your head. Fuck I could just come back,
<v Speaker 1>put some mask.
<v Speaker 3>Bag on, Goes Juice so great.
<v Speaker 2>Muda and Vanpiro, layout Chronic and Sam oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>Uda dude, Muda does not give a funk about any
<v Speaker 1>of this. Even during the match, he's just daunting to
<v Speaker 1>the camera. Yeah, they beat Chronic's aspect stage because they
<v Speaker 1>were supposed to have a tag match against Chronic up next.
<v Speaker 1>They lay him out with Singapore canes. Chronic didn't want
<v Speaker 1>to lose.
<v Speaker 2>They had a good idea where they get laid out
<v Speaker 2>and then they come out and beat everybody's ass and
<v Speaker 2>do all their finishers.
<v Speaker 1>That's hey, instead of us losing. How about we just
<v Speaker 1>don't get involved and then we kill everyone.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, that's good, bro, I have that down.
<v Speaker 1>Oh good, thank you.
<v Speaker 2>Oh So, Booker and Jared are getting ready for the
<v Speaker 2>bunk House brawl. This happens a lot. They get ready
<v Speaker 2>a lot.
<v Speaker 1>We Booker's warming up by pacing back and forth in
<v Speaker 1>locker room. Jared's warming up by loading up a wheelbarrow
<v Speaker 1>full of branding irons and cow bells and other items
<v Speaker 1>like shovels.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for Vampiro and Great Muda versus
<v Speaker 2>Mystery opponents.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wrote chronic question mark.
<v Speaker 2>But so uh uh Mudo joined Vampiro after attacking the
<v Speaker 2>cat on Nitro.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wasn't. I'm sure what happened there, to be
<v Speaker 1>honest with you, because they show the clip and explain it,
<v Speaker 1>but I still didn't understand, Like.
<v Speaker 2>Did the v premo help it all?
<v Speaker 1>No, the Vampiro promo actually confused me even more.
<v Speaker 2>So. Vampire says they that they joined the Juggalo Army,
<v Speaker 2>but Violet Jay is Shaggy Tuta are not there.
<v Speaker 1>They said the Juggle Army is one million strong and
<v Speaker 1>now it's got two more. Thankfully the juggal Army now
<v Speaker 1>chiming in at one million and two.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's probably back down to one million for tonight
<v Speaker 2>because Shaggy Too Dope and Violet j are not here.
<v Speaker 1>It might be one million and one. Then at the
<v Speaker 1>very least by the end of this man, when you
<v Speaker 1>put the numbers together, and that kind of adds up here.
<v Speaker 1>So Vampiro says, Ernest Miller, your plan is backfired. Sixty
<v Speaker 1>years I've been waiting for this.
<v Speaker 2>Why Why is everyone feuding with the cat?
<v Speaker 1>He's the commissioner and he is the focal point of
<v Speaker 1>Thunder and not Nitro, but he could book matches on Nitro.
<v Speaker 1>Did Vampiro say sixty years he's been waiting for this or.
<v Speaker 3>Sixty I think he said sixty, but maybe it was sixteen.
<v Speaker 1>For sixty years, I'm free, Donker the Earth.
<v Speaker 2>I've been waiting for an open challenge on Thunder.
<v Speaker 1>He says, the Great mood and Vampiro here for one thing.
<v Speaker 1>I don't care about winning. We're here to kick everyone's ass.
<v Speaker 2>Goldberg. Bill Goldberg say what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Well, if anybody in the back has the grapefruits big
<v Speaker 1>enough and want to walk on a dark side and
<v Speaker 1>play with a Dark Carnival came on out right now,
<v Speaker 1>so they're the Dark Carnival now, I guess right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we'll send out send out skipovers friends.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's jin Drack and O'Hare.
<v Speaker 1>Well he's shit.
<v Speaker 2>Well jin Drac hits a drop kick and air Pillmanda
<v Speaker 2>and then goes to stand on the apron. These are
<v Speaker 2>the most green dudes I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>James. I was so fucking confused, like he does. All
<v Speaker 1>this ship stands on the apron. Vampiro and goddamn shoutout
<v Speaker 1>Hair are fighting on the floor while Gindrag is on
<v Speaker 1>the apron, and then they just get in the ring
<v Speaker 1>and the match goes. Why the fuck were they the
<v Speaker 1>legal guys who decided that.
<v Speaker 2>Well that's what they said backstage when they were calling it.
<v Speaker 2>So Jindrak was just calling it like it was felt
<v Speaker 2>like like a SmackDown thing, where like.
<v Speaker 1>Yea auto put in your corner.
<v Speaker 2>So O'Hare hits a standing spin kick on Vampiro and
<v Speaker 2>says yeah. O'Hair and Jindrak then do a double jump
<v Speaker 2>over Vampiro and then O'Hare hits the weirdest line to
<v Speaker 2>Vampiro I've ever seen it like, pauses and doesn't follow through,
<v Speaker 2>which leaves Vampiro just looking like an idiot.
<v Speaker 1>He they do double Irish Whip, double leapfrog. Gindrack drops
<v Speaker 1>down and as Vampiro's jumping over Gindra, Shanohair puts his
<v Speaker 1>arm out and then melts, and then Vampio sells it
<v Speaker 1>like shit. Shonoh Hair falls to his knees, and then
<v Speaker 1>Great Muda comes in and kicks sean a Hair in
<v Speaker 1>the back of his head.
<v Speaker 2>So Hair hits a power slam and then tags into Gingerack,
<v Speaker 2>who hits a flying line for a two uh Muda.
<v Speaker 2>Then Dragon screws gin Drack and leg locks some it.
<v Speaker 2>Jin Track taps.
<v Speaker 1>Out immediately like it seems like Shona Hair was right
<v Speaker 1>there to break it up, but Jim Dregson, I fucking
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking it tapped out, and then all while he's
<v Speaker 1>tapping out, Vampiro just hits the nail in the coffin
<v Speaker 1>on Shando Hair for fun.
<v Speaker 2>He's tapping out. I swear to got a commentary. They're
<v Speaker 2>arguing about what their names are. That's a freaks up pain.
<v Speaker 2>They're just freaks.
<v Speaker 1>They got face paint. Those fucking freaks.
<v Speaker 2>And then the Demon Dale tour Board comes out.
<v Speaker 1>The Kiss Demon. The gotta holy fuck that must be
<v Speaker 1>Kisses God of Thunder. Here comes the fucking kiss Demon
<v Speaker 1>and he comes out here and he's walking down the
<v Speaker 1>ramp and dumb ass Sean O'Hare and Mark Jindrak walk
<v Speaker 1>by him.
<v Speaker 2>So okay, they walked by him and that was like
<v Speaker 2>the funniest thing I've ever seen hester the Kiss Demon
<v Speaker 2>Dale tour Board like that's pretty crazy. Got Thunder like
<v Speaker 2>he's pretty crazy looking. Anyways, we gotta get the fuck
<v Speaker 2>out of here. We just lost.
<v Speaker 1>They let Jill both walk by him. They split the
<v Speaker 1>pole and walk by him both through and he turns
<v Speaker 1>around and says, I took that as a side of disrespect,
<v Speaker 1>and he close lines over with the back of the
<v Speaker 1>fucking head drags them back in the ring. Now, Kiss Demon,
<v Speaker 1>Dale Torborg, Vampiro and the Great Muda are all stomping
<v Speaker 1>out Jin Dragon.
<v Speaker 2>O'Hare and Dale tour Board gets the love gun Love done.
<v Speaker 2>He hits the love gun on Jen track and Mark
<v Speaker 2>Man is that the love gun gun?
<v Speaker 1>Which is the loss by the way, fucking crazy?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So he hits the love gun on Gen Drack
<v Speaker 2>and a hair and then Chronic Music's hits and they
<v Speaker 2>come down here and they kick Vapiro and lead his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. They fucking kiss Stephen by the way, because kis
<v Speaker 1>Stephen could not look weak because he's the kiss Deven.
<v Speaker 2>This is his contract.
<v Speaker 1>He's out of there. Yes, he's gone. He is not
<v Speaker 1>dealing with the fucking chronic Chronic come down. They beat
<v Speaker 1>the shoot out of Muda a Vampiro. Brian Adams grilla
<v Speaker 1>presses Vampiro into the top rope. Then they fucking go
<v Speaker 1>to high times Vampiro, but Muda does a standing spin
<v Speaker 1>kick to Brian adams kidneys and fucking dust Gather just
<v Speaker 1>kills him with it. And then Brian Clark, while Muda
<v Speaker 1>is fighting Brian Adams, seemingly now in a shoot Brian
<v Speaker 1>Clark loads Vampio up and hits him with the melt down.
<v Speaker 2>Clark says, who wants to see the fucking meltdown?
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting much in I don't.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 3>They said, can you guys lose to these two guys?
<v Speaker 2>No wants to see the melt down?
<v Speaker 1>Can we lose? I had a better idea. How about
<v Speaker 1>we don't wrestle and come out and hit all of
<v Speaker 1>our moves. Bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, hell yeah, let me do the fucking meltdown.
<v Speaker 1>Dude watching him set up for because it's a long setup.
<v Speaker 1>It's slam Tony. He sets up for it, and I'm
<v Speaker 1>watching him, Brian Adams and Muda trying to figure out
<v Speaker 1>like how to do spots behind them to distract while
<v Speaker 1>he melts down.
<v Speaker 2>Fan bio man.
<v Speaker 1>Then Brian Adams says, full Nelson slam on the Great Muda,
<v Speaker 1>which is his finisher, I believe, because they got to
<v Speaker 1>get their finishers in.
<v Speaker 2>That is crazy. So to go backstage, mean Gene is
<v Speaker 2>here with Big Veto. Big Veto wants a rematch with
<v Speaker 2>Lance Storm.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mean Jane says, so on Monday, Lancetorm apparently got
<v Speaker 1>the better of you. And Big Vito's offended by this
<v Speaker 1>and he says, yo, Gene, go easy on that, all right,
<v Speaker 1>And Jean says, well, I got a feeling you want payback,
<v Speaker 1>and Veto says, tonight, Big Vito wants a rematch with
<v Speaker 1>Lance Storm. That could have been just full stop there,
<v Speaker 1>but he says the hardcore Canadian champion. Okay, hey Lance,
<v Speaker 1>When somebody calls somebody out. You don't make your own rules,
<v Speaker 1>you just fight the fight. I love this fucking probo
<v Speaker 1>like this is so fucking stupid. How about tonight we
<v Speaker 1>fight with no rules, no nothing. Okay, we don't need
<v Speaker 1>a crowd, we don't need nothing. None of this happens.
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to do battle. I hope you bring your
<v Speaker 1>a game. Kid. You're no technician in the ring with
<v Speaker 1>someone that practices seven days a week. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>nothing about wrestling. Just a couple of souplexes and a
<v Speaker 1>couple of knuckles had. It's just the duobe Fine.
<v Speaker 2>So I got a couple of sanwiches, a couple of
<v Speaker 2>soup plexes.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about wrestling. What the fuck is he
<v Speaker 1>practicing seven days a week? If he doesn't know anything
<v Speaker 1>about wrestling storm Stom.
<v Speaker 2>Practices seven days a week or something. Yeah, he just
<v Speaker 2>eats sandwiches.
<v Speaker 1>And so good about it. Sally Veto says Gene. I
<v Speaker 1>gotta go collect some money from people who owe me
<v Speaker 1>and buy some gifts for my family because I got
<v Speaker 1>no time for you, mister Canada. I'm not sure. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what's going on.
<v Speaker 3>Are sounds like you leave the arena.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on, Tony. It sounds yeah
<v Speaker 1>like he wants a match. He wants a no rules,
<v Speaker 1>no crowd fighting match. And then he says, you know what,
<v Speaker 1>never mind, I don't want to family.
<v Speaker 2>I want a good guy.
<v Speaker 1>I could rather go spend gifts on my family.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, so now it's signed for Canyon versus Gdi Bagwell.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean, like there's is there any point where
<v Speaker 1>this lets up for a little like this grip that
<v Speaker 1>this has on my fucking brain? Is there any point
<v Speaker 1>where I have any levity and can enjoy the show?
<v Speaker 1>Melter said it was good, basically decent, of course.
<v Speaker 2>Basically So Canyon abducted Judy Bagwell on nitro and then
<v Speaker 2>guy his ass kicked by her apparently, and now they're
<v Speaker 2>fighting here tonight.
<v Speaker 1>They are fighting, and Canyon comes out and he has
<v Speaker 1>a microphone and he sits in like stands in the
<v Speaker 1>corner DDP style. He's DDP, by the way, positively can
<v Speaker 1>he's DPP. And he stands in the corner with a
<v Speaker 1>microphone and he looks at Charles Robinson, who's the ref.
<v Speaker 1>He shakes his head no. Then he looks over to
<v Speaker 1>what I assume is the production team and shakes his
<v Speaker 1>head no, and I can I imagine what happened here
<v Speaker 1>is he is giving them the iggy that no, I'm
<v Speaker 1>not cutting a fucking promo until Judy comes out. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>are waiting for.
<v Speaker 3>You can clearly see that. I could see it playing
<v Speaker 3>out in his brain right here, like I'm just holding
<v Speaker 3>his microphone waiting for Judy. No, I'm not got on
<v Speaker 3>the promo now, I'm wait. Just get her out here,
<v Speaker 3>come on.
<v Speaker 1>I can't this problem doesn't make sense unless Judy's out here.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck are you waiting for? Where the fuck
<v Speaker 1>is Judy?
<v Speaker 2>So Judy then makes her entrance and she comes out.
<v Speaker 2>She's very happy to be here neck brace on because
<v Speaker 2>she has been canyon cuttered twice. And then she turns
<v Speaker 2>around and looks at the entrance and then does the
<v Speaker 2>buff point with the pirate.
<v Speaker 1>Going on ship. I did not believe it. She turns around,
<v Speaker 1>A GE's up for it. I said, holy fuck. If
<v Speaker 1>she would have walked out doing the arms, I would
<v Speaker 1>have actually.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean she had this whole thing down pat
<v Speaker 2>She knew the ratings were gonna be big for this.
<v Speaker 1>Ye, my boy, Markish So Canyon.
<v Speaker 2>Where's Scotty antime?
<v Speaker 1>Where the us? Male? I'm watching shed for that, my friend.
<v Speaker 1>I thank you. So Kanyon, who was standing here waiting
<v Speaker 1>to cut this promo, waiting for Judy Bagwall to come out,
<v Speaker 1>goes to cut the promo. His mike is not working.
<v Speaker 1>His mike is not working for what feels like forever,
<v Speaker 1>until someone on the outside smashes their hand into the
<v Speaker 1>canvas repeatedly to get Charles Robinson's attention to give him
<v Speaker 1>a new microphone, which they do. But this is a
<v Speaker 1>fucking disaster, so Kanyon says, listen, bro, I've Diamond cut you.
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? Can you cut you two dives? Two times already?
<v Speaker 1>But when I did it, I was being easy on you.
<v Speaker 1>If I can you cut you here tonight, you're gonna
<v Speaker 1>get hurt. So, being the positive kind of guy I am,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you the chance to get out of
<v Speaker 1>here about being injured. Well, Judy Bagwell fucking kicks him,
<v Speaker 1>and the balls and the bell rings. Then Judy Bagwell
<v Speaker 1>starts beating the shit out of Canyon, rushes them down
<v Speaker 1>in the corner, and attacks them until Kanyon shoves her
<v Speaker 1>down and Kanyon, still with microphone says, now you did it,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna candy cut you.
<v Speaker 2>Gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>Now you've done it, You're gonna get a candy cut it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna can cut your Here you go. So he
<v Speaker 1>grabs her by the hair and lifts her up and
<v Speaker 1>puts her the front faced lock and here comes buff Bagwell,
<v Speaker 1>which how's that he was banned?
<v Speaker 2>He understands the still fuck this guy.
<v Speaker 1>So buff Bagwell hits the ring and Keny said, back
<v Speaker 1>off you getting here on the breakerr neck. I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>candy cut her, and Kenny says she won't be injured.
<v Speaker 1>We'll getut of this. I'll let her go if you
<v Speaker 1>agree to one stipulation. If you agree at the pay
<v Speaker 1>per view, would I beat you? Did I get her?
<v Speaker 1>She becomes my valet, my gimberly, and buff Bagwell immediately agrees.
<v Speaker 1>He says, you got the match, let her go, and Kenyon,
<v Speaker 1>of course, having to emphasize this, says you agree to
<v Speaker 1>the match. Buff again, yelling says agree, let her go,
<v Speaker 1>and Keny says I'll let her go right now, and
<v Speaker 1>then he picks her up again, gutters her and runs away.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, fucking absurd.
<v Speaker 3>This is the best thing he has right now until you.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I love positively candyed, but this is just
<v Speaker 1>so fucking good, so much TV time, Like they was
<v Speaker 1>always anyone, there's always a new step, dude, always assort
<v Speaker 1>to God, every single segment, you agree to this new step.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess so.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like there's no like, You're right, it does happen
<v Speaker 1>that way, huh every time? Crazy? Yeah? Wow.
<v Speaker 2>So backstage, Shane Douglas is here with Tory Wilson.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, this is the franchise.
<v Speaker 2>I can't I can't believe at this point in the show.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, we're introducing new people to this show
<v Speaker 2>in new segments in the I'm just like, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>When the hell is that match? That Booker t HF
<v Speaker 2>Charet match.
<v Speaker 1>It's a year from now, buddy, don't you.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think Vida was going home. We're still doing
<v Speaker 2>his match.
<v Speaker 3>Ye doesn't match. Goldberg still needs to talk.
<v Speaker 4>We gotta like going on the show.
<v Speaker 2>We're like an hour in when commercials were like an
<v Speaker 2>hour thirty in. God, oh my god. So Tory Wilson
<v Speaker 2>dropped off the g rated tape ten minutes ago with instructions.
<v Speaker 1>And I think it's gonna be g rated compared to
<v Speaker 1>what uh the tape they showed before is gonna be
<v Speaker 1>g rate.
<v Speaker 2>Compare Douglas is gonna have sex with Tory Wilson. That's
<v Speaker 2>the take. He's gonna show it, and they're cool with it,
<v Speaker 2>and like that's gonna lead to a match. I think
<v Speaker 2>with the new.
<v Speaker 1>Stipulation Pittsburgh plum match of course is what that diagona
<v Speaker 1>pol is what this leads to. I think actually, because
<v Speaker 1>I think Kidman had already shown a tape. They were
<v Speaker 1>gonna show a tape last week of them fucking, and
<v Speaker 1>Billy Kidman fucked that up and showed a tape of
<v Speaker 1>him not being able to fuck. But tonight they're gonna
<v Speaker 1>show the real tape of the franchise can fuck it.
<v Speaker 1>He can funck with the best of them, And she
<v Speaker 1>dropped off the tape with specific instructions to show the
<v Speaker 1>tape of them fucking.
<v Speaker 2>So we go outside and kisso fucking funny. Kenyan is
<v Speaker 2>driving away and he gets stopped at the gate by security.
<v Speaker 2>So Kenyon gets out of the car and then hits
<v Speaker 2>the canyon cutter on the security guard and then finds
<v Speaker 2>the camera. Two hundred miles away and does the bank
<v Speaker 2>dot and then gets back in his car.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it is the funniest running canyon cutter I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 3>Security guard. Guy flies in the.
<v Speaker 1>Runs out this candy cutter. Kenny gets on the car,
<v Speaker 1>runs up and kicks with a gun, running gutcake. It's
<v Speaker 1>the canyon cut her off frame.
<v Speaker 3>Oh the guy flies in the air, funniest ship ever.
<v Speaker 1>Coming back and finding the camera a fucking million miles
<v Speaker 1>away is so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>This is the best segment on this show. Easy.
<v Speaker 3>One of these days we'll see the montage of cane cutters.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you ever watched it before, but it's
<v Speaker 3>on one of these shows. And he like, there's a
<v Speaker 3>whole positively can For.
<v Speaker 1>Some reason, Tony, I thought that was like somebody's compilation
<v Speaker 1>that they made.
<v Speaker 3>On that's on Night Under or something. Yeah, they do
<v Speaker 3>like a it's like a whole music video of Canyon
<v Speaker 3>just doing all the cane cutters.
<v Speaker 4>It's so good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah. This is so fucking
<v Speaker 1>zig running gut kick.
<v Speaker 3>Guard because he gets out of the car like so
<v Speaker 3>upset and kicks it can cuts.
<v Speaker 2>So Booker is still getting ready for that match.
<v Speaker 3>Just a reminder, is the most serious man ever. Just
<v Speaker 3>keep getting ready for this man, I mean, but it's
<v Speaker 3>gotta it on even he can't believe all the exposition tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Man. By the way, what was the security guard stopping
<v Speaker 1>Canyon for? Hey, you gotta fucking wait for this franchise statement.
<v Speaker 3>They usually stop you coming in, not leaving. You know,
<v Speaker 3>they don't care when you leave.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Canyon had to fucking pay to leave. He's like,
<v Speaker 1>didn't pay you when you leave?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Right?
<v Speaker 2>So Franchise and Tory Wilson have their town hall where
<v Speaker 2>Tory Wilson comes in the ring and says, cut the
<v Speaker 2>damn music.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I couldn't believe. But he gave her
<v Speaker 1>his ship.
<v Speaker 2>That's he really loves her.
<v Speaker 1>He does well, Tory says.
<v Speaker 2>God.
<v Speaker 1>Tory says, Billy, I don't know where you got that
<v Speaker 1>tape yard on Monday, but it just goes to show
<v Speaker 1>what a low life piece of scum you are. Do
<v Speaker 1>you know what kind of position you put me in?
<v Speaker 1>And she looks at the crowd. That's not what I
<v Speaker 1>met you sick gos. And it's time for the fucking
<v Speaker 1>franchise to talk down, hey, belly givin. You want to
<v Speaker 1>play superstar, be the star the whole movie. You want
<v Speaker 1>to tarnish that image of that beautiful woman like Tory Wilson.
<v Speaker 1>He looks at the crowd. Shut hell up, hey Keedvin.
<v Speaker 1>That's fine, because tonight, boy, I'm gonna show you with
<v Speaker 1>a little movie that she and I put together last night.
<v Speaker 1>What a franchise. It's all about something you'll never see.
<v Speaker 1>Just a little boy in a franchise is game. If
<v Speaker 1>you're ready to see some sweat, some bumping in, some funning, funning,
<v Speaker 1>I say, miss, start producer in that back playing that
<v Speaker 1>raunchy film. So it starts playing a tape, and Toy's
<v Speaker 1>in bed in under the blankets and franchises disappointingly, sitting
<v Speaker 1>on the edge of the bed, and Tori says, franchise
<v Speaker 1>it happens, and franchises, it doesn't happen to me. It
<v Speaker 1>happens to guys like Kidvin. Not me, though, he says,
<v Speaker 1>you know what, i've't just been trying too hard for
<v Speaker 1>this company. I've been working too hard and I'm stressed out.
<v Speaker 1>The pressure is getting to me, the pressure.
<v Speaker 2>From trying to get ratings for franchise.
<v Speaker 3>Right next time it it does happened to me having
<v Speaker 3>his guys like kid mid.
<v Speaker 2>I swear.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Kidman doesn't get bonus like me. Tory says, you're right,
<v Speaker 1>and franch he says, you believe that's the problem, right,
<v Speaker 1>And Mark Madden says, did they say performance problems? Because
<v Speaker 1>he's just in case you didn't understand what's going on.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage me and Gene is here with
<v Speaker 2>Lance Storm because he has to answer.
<v Speaker 3>Big Vita's fucking sandwich promo.
<v Speaker 1>He's got something to say. Wait, is the booker t
<v Speaker 1>up that they're still getting ready to do?
<v Speaker 3>And Riss tape on and diying his boots and he's
<v Speaker 3>up dirt.
<v Speaker 2>So he tied those boots an hour ago.
<v Speaker 3>They came on died when he was walking around pacing backstage.
<v Speaker 3>T he double nodded it, but he doesn't know how.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Sharon must have sent a heal in there to
<v Speaker 1>undo his boots. Is not.
<v Speaker 2>What is up with the franchise? And Tory wasn't keeping
<v Speaker 2>all the tapes where franchise doesn't have sex with her,
<v Speaker 2>Just stop recording and kill the tape like tape over this.
<v Speaker 3>One secret kid can't footage right.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they explained it here in a secondary but before
<v Speaker 1>the Lances, Storm has something to say, so me Jean says,
<v Speaker 1>we all heard Big Vital challenge you. What do you say?
<v Speaker 1>Because Lance needs to answer, of course, and Lance says,
<v Speaker 1>what what title is he talking about? Jeene? Because I
<v Speaker 1>got both of them. I got the Canadian heavyweight title
<v Speaker 1>and I got the gonna be hardware title. You want
<v Speaker 1>to shot at me, you're gonna have to earn it.
<v Speaker 1>Let me put it in some words you can understand.
<v Speaker 1>There's like he doesn't like change anything here that these
<v Speaker 1>are just normal words that he says here. Let me
<v Speaker 1>borrow a phrase from Old Blue Eyes. We do it
<v Speaker 1>my way Canadian rules. That's wrestling holds in a wrestling ring,
<v Speaker 1>not the tables and chairs you're used to. And if
<v Speaker 1>you don't get it done that way, don't blame me,
<v Speaker 1>don't blame Canada, blame yourself. I still don't know what
<v Speaker 1>this match is or if there is a match.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess we'll see we go backstage. Franchise is
<v Speaker 2>embarrassed from the segment that we just saw.
<v Speaker 3>Oh thank you for explaining so embarrassed.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, franchise says, you know, embarrassing that.
<v Speaker 3>To me, we just saw you storm out of the
<v Speaker 3>ring embarrassed.
<v Speaker 1>You should have looked into the camera, you know, embarrassing.
<v Speaker 3>That was yeah, we were there.
<v Speaker 2>It was just like he's twenty.
<v Speaker 1>Seconds says you told me you destroyed that tape, and
<v Speaker 1>Tori says, I don't know where that came from, and franchises,
<v Speaker 1>I can't talk about this right now. I need some air,
<v Speaker 1>I need some space. So he walks away, and Billy
<v Speaker 1>kidd been laughing, walks in from another room with a
<v Speaker 1>tape in his hand and says, hey, you're looking for this,
<v Speaker 1>and kid It says.
<v Speaker 5>Gimm says, here's exactly how I did what I just did.
<v Speaker 5>Just in case you're wondering, I'll be laying out for you.
<v Speaker 5>I guess when we broke up, you should have taken
<v Speaker 5>the keys back. But I did have a good time
<v Speaker 5>going through your whole video collection. So Billy Kidman, after
<v Speaker 5>being broken up with by Tory Wilson, has been breaking
<v Speaker 5>into her house and watching her fucking sex tape. Shouldn't
<v Speaker 5>have including the ones where they don't fuck.
<v Speaker 3>Shouldn't have labeled the tape. Shane Douglas can't get a boner.
<v Speaker 1>That Shane e ed four Holy Ship? Yeah, like, okay, Well,
<v Speaker 1>Shane Douglas is back. He it's actually kidman from behind
<v Speaker 1>and kicks the ship out of me. Long darts into
<v Speaker 1>a wall and beats the fucking ship out of him.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, cool.
<v Speaker 2>Well, now time for Lance Storm versus Big Vita.
<v Speaker 1>Wow did he actually have a match?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So Storm beat Veto for the hardcore title on Nitro, right,
<v Speaker 2>and now he refuses to face him again in a
<v Speaker 2>hardcore match, but he will have.
<v Speaker 1>A singles match with him non title, right, yes?
<v Speaker 3>Or is the title on the line? I don't know,
<v Speaker 3>is it?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's time for the matches, don't matter.
<v Speaker 1>The stipulations are made up for the matches, don't matter.
<v Speaker 1>It's who's anyway.
<v Speaker 2>So they played the Canadian national anthem and a flag
<v Speaker 2>comes down behind them in the most jank way possible.
<v Speaker 1>It looks like it's gonna collapse.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looks literally like a South Park scene or something.
<v Speaker 2>It's very Vito then attacks him from behind with the
<v Speaker 2>Kindo stick and then take this.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it is the Kindow stick, but I was
<v Speaker 1>I swore at first it was the stickball bat.
<v Speaker 2>Why not anything could be the stickball that right, just
<v Speaker 2>whatever whatever you can find. So he tags it from
<v Speaker 2>behind with the kindos stick and then he takes the
<v Speaker 2>w c W Canadian title, spits on it and wipes
<v Speaker 2>his ass with it and throws it up.
<v Speaker 1>That's the fucking us title bill. Like he just put
<v Speaker 1>a fucking maple leaf sticker on it. Dude, ye on
<v Speaker 1>it launches it out of the ring. Fuck this thing.
<v Speaker 1>I want the hardcore title.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, so Vita throws up storm here and I guess
<v Speaker 2>Love blows him by accident. No, I was on purpose,
<v Speaker 2>look like for like a europe upper cut or something.
<v Speaker 1>He does Yeah, it's pop up ball.
<v Speaker 2>Kick so uh yeah. He hits him and then super
<v Speaker 2>kicks him and then drops a leg and gets the two.
<v Speaker 1>Dude I wrote down. He does a survive kick, then
<v Speaker 1>an hour Japanese arm drag, and then does Hulkokein's finish
<v Speaker 1>her for two.
<v Speaker 2>He hits a brainbuster and then a diving elbow drop
<v Speaker 2>for a two. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure he
<v Speaker 2>wanted to work. I mean, you're on the wrong show
<v Speaker 2>for that, but I'm glad you came out here. And
<v Speaker 2>wanted to work.
<v Speaker 1>Wrong company for sure.
<v Speaker 2>So Storm super kicks Vito, and Vito runs into the
<v Speaker 2>ref and knocks him down. Storm then grabs the chair
<v Speaker 2>and he hits Veto in the head with it for
<v Speaker 2>a two.
<v Speaker 1>And they emphasize this because you need to understand that
<v Speaker 1>holy ship land Storm, he says, he wins fairly. Why
<v Speaker 1>is he cheating Storm?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, like, okay, cool, We're a little late in
<v Speaker 2>the show to be carried about matches and angles in
<v Speaker 2>the matches. Storm then grabs a chair. I'm sorry. Storm
<v Speaker 2>then goes for a single leg and Vito rolls him
<v Speaker 2>up for a two. Vido hits a German souplex and
<v Speaker 2>a line for a two, so he goes for his
<v Speaker 2>Impaler DDT, but Storm hits a Northern Light superleg to.
<v Speaker 1>And I knew that was his Impaler DDT because Tony
<v Speaker 1>Shavanni yells there's his move, but he doesn't.
<v Speaker 2>Storm then rolls through a pin into the single leg
<v Speaker 2>and Vito taps out.
<v Speaker 1>Damn it, I mean this was I mean, up until now,
<v Speaker 1>this is the best match of the night.
<v Speaker 2>Gotta give it to him. They wanted to have a
<v Speaker 2>good match. I mean, everything was working against about getting
<v Speaker 2>them that they tried. So Goldberg interview time. Okay, Scott
<v Speaker 2>Hudson's here with Goldberg and what looks to be like
<v Speaker 2>a trailer or something.
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Hudson says, it's been that So I guess
<v Speaker 1>Kevin what happened was here, Kevin Nash did one of
<v Speaker 1>these interviews last week, put like a workshoot, kind of
<v Speaker 1>fucking interview with Scott Hudson. So this is Goldberg responding
<v Speaker 1>to it. Scott Hudson said, it's been the talk of
<v Speaker 1>the ww locker room in the wrestling world what Kevin
<v Speaker 1>Nash said last Wednesday on Thunder so that Scott Hall
<v Speaker 1>sacrificed for you earlier in your career and you're not
<v Speaker 1>showing the appropriate appreciation. And Goldberg says, who the hell
<v Speaker 1>is Kevin Nash? Anyway, he thinks he has the answers
<v Speaker 1>for everybody. But what they're trying to do is bait
<v Speaker 1>me for the future. They knew I was gonna have
<v Speaker 1>a pretty profitable future in the business, and how better
<v Speaker 1>to get me on their side than to pull me
<v Speaker 1>under the wing. It's called ulterior motives. And Scott Hudson says, well,
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Ash said in an interview that Scott Hall wasn't
<v Speaker 1>the cancer everyone says he is. Goldberg says it's because
<v Speaker 1>he has no appreciation for the fans. I do what
<v Speaker 1>I do only for the fans, and that's where I
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh no, oh oh, Goldbrig's still heal, like
<v Speaker 1>he's he's the the pay review for He says, sure,
<v Speaker 1>I get paid good money, and I get attention outside
<v Speaker 1>endorsements and mainsteat's publicity, but when it boils down to it,
<v Speaker 1>the fans are the only thing that mean anything to me.
<v Speaker 1>Goeldberg says, Scott Hall is a jerk in the ring,
<v Speaker 1>and he's a jerk outside of the ring. And Scott
<v Speaker 1>Hudson says, you know, the last couple of months, you
<v Speaker 1>played the heel for WCW. Is that a role you're
<v Speaker 1>comfortable with? I could not fucking believe that I was
<v Speaker 1>hearing this a role? You're a heel on this show?
<v Speaker 1>This shit he has the little show here? Are you
<v Speaker 1>happy with your here in WCW?
<v Speaker 2>Is the deal?
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg says, everyone knows that, everyone knows me knows I'm
<v Speaker 1>not comfortable with it. Unfortunately, someone thought that by turning
<v Speaker 1>me heel and that it was a good idea. It
<v Speaker 1>bumped the ratings to get everyone's interest back. But whether
<v Speaker 1>it was a good idea or not, I don't feel
<v Speaker 1>at one with it. It's totally against Goldberg. I go out
<v Speaker 1>there and I kick ass with anybody on the planet.
<v Speaker 1>I'll be as mean as nasty as anybody. But when
<v Speaker 1>I turn my back on the fans and on the kids,
<v Speaker 1>it's something that makes me uneasy. It makes me somber,
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how to think anymore when I
<v Speaker 1>show up to night tro.
<v Speaker 2>He keeps this ideal for the rest of his career.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking insane. We're at the end of the
<v Speaker 1>show here and Goldberg is saying, yeah, this fucking fake
<v Speaker 1>cash shit, Like, I'm not real happy with it. This
<v Speaker 1>was a discussed thing, right, Like literally what were they
<v Speaker 1>thinking here?
<v Speaker 2>Bill Goldberg didn't want to be a heel so bad.
<v Speaker 2>He said, let me do an interview where I kill
<v Speaker 2>the business.
<v Speaker 1>What do you want me to do?
<v Speaker 3>Bro, every heel on the show, what do you want
<v Speaker 3>me to do?
<v Speaker 2>I have an idea. I don't put the camera on me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll fucking handle that.
<v Speaker 3>I guarantee that's it. Yeah, just put the camera on me.
<v Speaker 4>I'll explain it.
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Hodson says, well, this is all brought up
<v Speaker 1>last Wednesday. On Thursday, Kevin asham Man, I know you
<v Speaker 1>personally don't care for it, and Goldberg says, Kevin talks
<v Speaker 1>about me not paying my dues, And the fact is
<v Speaker 1>I never aspired to be a wrestler. The last thing
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to become a wrestler. I always wanted to
<v Speaker 1>be a football player. Unfortunately I got hurt playing ball
<v Speaker 1>and I had to figure out something to do.
<v Speaker 3>Holy fuck, Like what okay?
<v Speaker 1>Even if that is true, which there might be true
<v Speaker 1>for a lot of people, like a lot of people's
<v Speaker 1>fucking last resort might have been wrestling, don't say that,
<v Speaker 1>and don't say it on the fucking wrestling show.
<v Speaker 3>Just say I love this business that we're in, and
<v Speaker 3>we love it. I love the business, even if you wageous,
<v Speaker 3>especially if you want to be a babyface. I love
<v Speaker 3>this business, of course I do.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I'm Goldberg, and I love the fans wrestling
<v Speaker 1>fuckings sucks. Kind of hate this wrestling, thank you, he said.
<v Speaker 1>I've turned into a fan of wrestling, though, only because
<v Speaker 1>of what it gives me. It kissed me the ability
<v Speaker 1>to give back. I never had the opportunity to do
<v Speaker 1>that in football because I never was anybody in football.
<v Speaker 3>Uh it's very football and wrestling at the same time.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go dude, Yeah, I wasn't shit in football, but
<v Speaker 1>this fucking lay mass wrestling shit I got pretty popular
<v Speaker 1>in and it's done well for me, So I kind
<v Speaker 1>of like it for that reason only.
<v Speaker 3>That is exactly what he says. That's the most the
<v Speaker 3>same thing.
<v Speaker 5>Ever.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Hudson says when Kevin Ash says you don't like
<v Speaker 1>the sport, you don't love the sport, you don't live
<v Speaker 1>the sport and breathe it, And Goldberg says, he's right.
<v Speaker 1>I don't like this sport. I don't live and breathe
<v Speaker 1>this sport. This is Bill Goldberg. I WW, I don't
<v Speaker 1>like a lot of the guys backstage, and I sure
<v Speaker 1>as hell don't like a lot of the people I
<v Speaker 1>work for. But that doesn't mean I won't get my blood,
<v Speaker 1>sweat and tears for the sport to get out of
<v Speaker 1>it a positive, the positive it gives me. Goldberg says,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I could talk about this paying Due's issue
<v Speaker 1>for a year, but Kevin. You know he talks about
<v Speaker 1>I'm paider due as well. Guess what, keV. Kevin has
<v Speaker 1>paid the dues for fifteen years and he isn't gonna
<v Speaker 1>make it to the spot I made it in three,
<v Speaker 1>So kiss my ass, Kevin. Jealousy is a bitch, isn't
<v Speaker 1>it suck? It? Heats at you every day? Doesn't It
<v Speaker 1>doesn't eat it me. I think you're a joke. While
<v Speaker 1>I was kicking ass in the football field, pay my dues,
<v Speaker 1>you were over and you're up holding hands with other
<v Speaker 1>seven foot guys trying to put a ball throw hoop.
<v Speaker 1>Give me a break.
<v Speaker 2>Had to bury basketball?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>He barried football, varied basketball, very wrestling?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Scott says, Kevin talked about you using
<v Speaker 1>your political power at WCW. Let's talk about starr K
<v Speaker 1>ninety eight. When Kevin ash endered your winning streak. It
<v Speaker 1>took your title. Lbrick says, he wasn't talk about me
<v Speaker 1>in politics. You forgot keV two weeks after you put
<v Speaker 1>your own ass on the Booet Committee. You're the only
<v Speaker 1>guy that beat me. Go figure, Pretty smart guy, aren't you?
<v Speaker 1>Now It's time to pay Holy fuck? Like I didn't
<v Speaker 1>think it could get worse from the goddamn other shit. Like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be a heel. All right, this
<v Speaker 1>is bad enough, but maybe there's something like there's still
<v Speaker 1>like something here, like they could turn like oh, like
<v Speaker 1>you know, the the powers that be made me be
<v Speaker 1>a bad guy like Russo and Bischoff right, like they
<v Speaker 1>wanted me to be bad and be on their side.
<v Speaker 1>So like I'm a heel, but like there's no way
<v Speaker 1>to spin. Kevin Nash booked me to lose to him.
<v Speaker 3>He's just trying to protect himself so hard. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 3>didn't want to be healed. But you know, if it sucks,
<v Speaker 3>it's not my fall, and if I lost, it's not
<v Speaker 3>my fault either.
<v Speaker 2>This is actually my favorite part of this. He says,
<v Speaker 2>two weeks after Nash put himself on the booking committee,
<v Speaker 2>I get beat. Yeah, well anyway, it's a pinnacle, this
<v Speaker 2>sports wearing the World Everyway titles. But I also really
<v Speaker 2>don't care about I gotta be honest with you. I
<v Speaker 2>just want to kick your ass.
<v Speaker 3>I don't care about the world tunnel.
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, you know whatever, it's maybe I want to
<v Speaker 1>be Yeah, I mean, of course I want to be champion.
<v Speaker 1>But I really just want to make Kevin Dass suffer
<v Speaker 1>and make him pay for trying to smear my name,
<v Speaker 1>and not only in a locker room, but in front
<v Speaker 1>of these fans. Does a promoter ask if a man
<v Speaker 1>inventer has paid his dues or not? Does he say
<v Speaker 1>this guy has he been in fifteen years? Or is
<v Speaker 1>he able to draw some money more than anyone else
<v Speaker 1>out here? He says, Look at the numbers Hogan and
<v Speaker 1>I forty two thousand people at the Georgia Dome. I
<v Speaker 1>don't think Holler Nash were involved in that match. What
<v Speaker 1>about Hogan? What about Flair? What about Arna Anderson? Guys
<v Speaker 1>who made w CW what it is today. I'm glad
<v Speaker 1>he beat up R and that's nice. You forget about them.
<v Speaker 1>You want to talk about changing, I want to talk
<v Speaker 1>about thinking you're better. Though. People look at Kevin Nash.
<v Speaker 1>He could joke his way out of a wet paper bag.
<v Speaker 1>You're not going to joke your way out of this one.
<v Speaker 1>The only way you could beat me in Vancouver is
<v Speaker 1>you've put your ass back on the booking committee. And
<v Speaker 1>I suggest you do that because I'm going to kill you. Well,
<v Speaker 1>I don't care if I want to lose this match.
<v Speaker 1>I just want to inflict as much paid as humanly possible.
<v Speaker 1>And you talk about it's a work, and I don't
<v Speaker 1>care what the booker says, and I don't care about
<v Speaker 1>the finish of the match. A r I'm gonna win.
<v Speaker 1>I take that as a challenge. And that you think
<v Speaker 1>you can in your head you could kick my ass.
<v Speaker 1>You don't have a chance in hell to kick my ass.
<v Speaker 1>And while I'm kicking your ass, you can't run away
<v Speaker 1>with those old crickety knees of yours. And I hope
<v Speaker 1>you're prepared. I hope you have a lot of ice
<v Speaker 1>and a lot of advil right by your bed, because
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna need it. This could be the most w
<v Speaker 1>CW russo thing ever, which is crazy on the show
<v Speaker 1>that we've watched. A lot of this is obviously bad
<v Speaker 1>for wrestling, like a lot of this shouldn't happen, doesn't
<v Speaker 1>make sense, insults the intelligence of the viewer. But this
<v Speaker 1>is like, full on none of this is should be
<v Speaker 1>on a wrestling show.
<v Speaker 3>This is a gregious This is almost as cafe breaking
<v Speaker 3>as Vince saying good guys versus bad guys. It might
<v Speaker 3>be worse, actually.
<v Speaker 2>Worse I've ever seen. Yeah, this is pretty.
<v Speaker 3>Worst killing KFE moment of ever.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to be heal. I don't like pro wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>I don't care about the world heavyway time.
<v Speaker 1>You book yourself to beat me. Yeah, but that's the
<v Speaker 1>difference because now the match at the pay per view
<v Speaker 1>is the re match. The other matches are fake matches, but.
<v Speaker 2>They're not following the script.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the no script for this match. All the other
<v Speaker 1>ones are scripted. There's eleven other matches on the show, but.
<v Speaker 3>That one idea I guarantee. He was like, oh, this
<v Speaker 3>is this is the one. This is where you get
<v Speaker 3>the piece.
<v Speaker 1>Not even the main event of that show.
<v Speaker 2>No, so Booker t versus Jeff Jarrett is the main event.
<v Speaker 2>I guess technically Lance Storm versus Big Vito was the
<v Speaker 2>main event.
<v Speaker 1>Ah sure, sure, sure.
<v Speaker 2>But Kat comes out here and asks the crowd if
<v Speaker 2>they want to see these guys kill each other. I do,
<v Speaker 2>and Madden says, which guys, everyone wants to do that?
<v Speaker 1>No? Right?
<v Speaker 2>Kat then says please end the show. Then funny because
<v Speaker 2>in the show we're not doing it. They didn't want enough.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So he explains it's a lights out match, so
<v Speaker 1>he can't sanction this. But like you people, I want
<v Speaker 1>to see a good fight. So we're gonna do this.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna turn the show out. We're gonna end the
<v Speaker 1>show right now so we won't be liable for what
<v Speaker 1>these guys might do. So turn the lights down and
<v Speaker 1>end the show. So the lights go out. Mark madden
<v Speaker 1>starts screaming. They show the WSW copyright that comes up,
<v Speaker 1>and the show ends, and then the lights come back up.
<v Speaker 1>The Cat's still in the ring. He says, all right,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not liable. I'm off the clock. If you two
<v Speaker 1>chumps want to kill each other, get down here right
<v Speaker 1>now and let's get it on, chumps. This is the
<v Speaker 1>fucking world title match.
<v Speaker 2>So anyways, Jeff Jarrett makes his interest in sting.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was making his entrance in seven.
<v Speaker 2>Let's going on here?
<v Speaker 1>Why was he dressed like this?
<v Speaker 2>So Jeff Jerry has a wheelbarrow full of shit. Cat
<v Speaker 2>is now on commentary. Of course, Mark Madden's asked. The
<v Speaker 2>cat says he's off the clock if he can call
<v Speaker 2>him Ernie, and Cat says, can I call you tubby?
<v Speaker 1>Mark Maddens is on there Mudge. So Mike today while
<v Speaker 1>the entrances are going on, says, three ego maniacs go
<v Speaker 1>out it on pay per view. Gold Brig, Kevin Action,
<v Speaker 1>Scott Steiner, and Mark Madden is trying to sell the match,
<v Speaker 1>and I guess this is what they wanted. This is
<v Speaker 1>how they were selling it. He says. You know, no
<v Speaker 1>matter what to create committee tell Goldberg, Signer and Nash
<v Speaker 1>to do, they're just gonna go in there and do
<v Speaker 1>what they want to who they want. Scott Seiner's not
<v Speaker 1>gonna play long and it's gonna be a three man riot.
<v Speaker 2>So I guess we'll get back to this fake Maine event.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, they're gonna do what the creative committee told
<v Speaker 1>him in this main event here.
<v Speaker 2>So jaredt swings on Booker but missus and Booker kicks
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett to the outside, which turns immediately into a crowd brawl.
<v Speaker 2>So Booker throws Jarrett into the ring and Jarrett hits
<v Speaker 2>Booker with a shovel.
<v Speaker 1>Dude brains them with a shovel. Commentary really doesn't care
<v Speaker 1>at all. They're too busy, like fucking trying to get
<v Speaker 1>Kat to tell them what the main event of Nitro's
<v Speaker 1>gonna because he fucking talked about it earlier in the
<v Speaker 1>beginning of the show, so they're still harping on, Hey,
<v Speaker 1>what's the main of an nitro? Booker is getting beat
<v Speaker 1>to death with a shovel and Ghevanni says, holy shit,
<v Speaker 1>they're beat him with a shovel, and I think Mark
<v Speaker 1>Mannon said, ah, fucking whatever about a shovel. He's trying
<v Speaker 1>to fucking Nitro.
<v Speaker 3>I think it was the cat. The kids like, I'm
<v Speaker 3>talking here, Yes, that's.
<v Speaker 1>What it was. Sorry, you're right, yeah, okay this whole match.
<v Speaker 1>Premise of this match was that Jeff ja was convinced
<v Speaker 1>that Booker would not be defending his title against Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Jarrett because the Cat was worried about fucking up the
<v Speaker 1>main event of New Blood Rising, which is Jeff Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>versus Booker T for the world title. So Kat then
<v Speaker 1>announces that Nitro the next show after this, not after
<v Speaker 1>the paper view the paper is not for like two
<v Speaker 1>weeks or something. Sting is fasic Booker T for the
<v Speaker 1>world title.
<v Speaker 2>What So Jared has a branding iron it attacks Booker
<v Speaker 2>with it. Uh, But Jared then hits Booker to the
<v Speaker 2>outside with the cow bell and then jumps off the
<v Speaker 2>apron with a trash can lid.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Jared.
<v Speaker 2>Throws Booker into the wheelbarrow and then kicks the camera
<v Speaker 2>guy by accident.
<v Speaker 1>Dude smashes the like the lens goes fucking flying.
<v Speaker 2>So Jared then starts choking Booker with the bull rope,
<v Speaker 2>and a ref comes in the ring to raise Booker's hand.
<v Speaker 2>Booker holds his hand up on the third check and
<v Speaker 2>he fires up.
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Booker hits a line and a spinebuster and then the
<v Speaker 2>axe kick.
<v Speaker 1>He's fired the fuck up spinner.
<v Speaker 2>Rooney Baby goes for the Harlem sidekick here, but Jared
<v Speaker 2>hits his leg with the guitar.
<v Speaker 1>Uh no, I mean it was a cool spot too,
<v Speaker 1>Like he's mid air and Jared swings the guitar breaks
<v Speaker 1>it over his knee.
<v Speaker 2>Jarathan locks in the figure four on Booker and uses
<v Speaker 2>the bull rope on the ring ropes as leverage.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because they're like Booker's laying outside over the apron
<v Speaker 1>and Jared's still inside and he's you like, as James said,
<v Speaker 1>using the bull rope to pull on this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Booker can't get out of it. And the
<v Speaker 2>ref calls for the bell and j.
<v Speaker 1>Booker doesn't give on right, No, yeah, like, I don't
<v Speaker 1>even think Booker verbally gives up. It's just the referee
<v Speaker 1>calls it because it's too egregious for the champion, I guess,
<v Speaker 1>and Jared wins, and Jared poses with the broken guitar
<v Speaker 1>and Booker's laying fucked up on the outside, and then
<v Speaker 1>Jared poses with the world title.
<v Speaker 2>You could have won that tonight, That's how.
<v Speaker 1>The show ends. He could the cat would have just
<v Speaker 1>given them a world title shot, Like, I don't know
<v Speaker 1>what CHA was fucking thinking here. This doesn't make any sense.
<v Speaker 1>None of this makes any sense.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, great shot.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's basically decent. I like, I can't believe
<v Speaker 1>what I watched. I feel like I feel that way
<v Speaker 1>every time we watch like a Thunder especially. I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>Thunder may have had worse shows than Nitro if you
<v Speaker 1>like average them out, cause like Thunder, it seems like
<v Speaker 1>they were getting away with way more fucking bullshit than
<v Speaker 1>and Nitro. At least, you know, they had like top
<v Speaker 1>guys that probably said notice some shit sometimes, so there
<v Speaker 1>was maybe less bullshit than this. Because this is like
<v Speaker 1>bullshit with like mid carters for two hours and then
<v Speaker 1>there's a main event, non title match where the champ
<v Speaker 1>loses right after Goldberg said none of this shit matters.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that makes it all worse is the Goldberg pramo.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's ridiculous. The Golder thing is fucking crazy, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen that promo before, by the way, and.
<v Speaker 1>Like, okay me, neither I was. I thought that'd be
<v Speaker 1>like that feels like something that would like always go
<v Speaker 1>around on Twitter, you know what I mean? Like this,
<v Speaker 1>I never see this fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Thing beat Thunder.
<v Speaker 1>That's true.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's probably the ratings were down. They needed more
<v Speaker 3>Judy Bague and the more people would have watched it, you.
<v Speaker 1>Know what, I fucking I should have won too. She's
<v Speaker 1>gonna politic to win that time I heard about these politics.
<v Speaker 3>I heard this ship's all fake.
<v Speaker 2>I want to win.
<v Speaker 1>Oh this just fake.
<v Speaker 3>I've been taking real.
<v Speaker 1>Well, that was this fucking show. Un Oh believable, unbelievable
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