Revisiting WWF RAW Is WAR 1999 - The Rock, The British Bulldog, & The Dog Poop

<v Speaker 1>Boys are Bad Town.
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number three hundred and
<v Speaker 2>forty six. All right, and that's special because today we're
<v Speaker 2>talking about Raw October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 1>And more importantly, we're talking about the dog poop. We're
<v Speaker 1>talking about the dog poop.
<v Speaker 2>The dog poop one of the greatest nights in the
<v Speaker 2>history of this great sport. I'm excited to get into
<v Speaker 2>this one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, this is a moment that has lived
<v Speaker 1>with me for far too long. And I actually thought
<v Speaker 1>we had already talked about this, but we haven't. We've
<v Speaker 1>watched it together, obviously, we watched it on this match
<v Speaker 1>in particular for Deadlock before, but we haven't reviewed the
<v Speaker 1>entire show and there is really a lot going on
<v Speaker 1>here as we head to No Mercy nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 2>Wait, we've watched the Dog Poop, Madge before we have.
<v Speaker 1>We watched it on Patreon, but that was like March fourth,
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty two, so literally almost four years ago.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, dude, I I don't remember watching this match at all.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, man, there's a plate of dog shit and val.
<v Speaker 1>Venus yeah, and really virtually identical Joe.
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<v Speaker 1>Now let's talk about.
<v Speaker 3>Raw is War all right, Let's get into Raw is
<v Speaker 3>War for October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 2>It's almost the turn of the century, it is.
<v Speaker 1>We're coming up to the year two thousand, but we
<v Speaker 1>have a couple months of ninety nine to go through.
<v Speaker 1>But there's a lot of things shifting here in the WF,
<v Speaker 1>especially on the creative side. This episode, of course, the
<v Speaker 1>go home show to WF No Mercy ninety nine, and
<v Speaker 1>this is also the episode where they do a spot
<v Speaker 1>with dog poop.
<v Speaker 2>They do do a spot with the dog poop.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, nice, that was pretty good. That was looking
<v Speaker 1>pretty awesome. Well, before we get into this episode of Rowle,
<v Speaker 1>let's take a look at what was going on in
<v Speaker 1>the water wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer
<v Speaker 1>newsletter from The Observer October eighteenth, nineteen ninety nine, The
<v Speaker 1>Sun in an unexpected signing of Vince Russo and Ed
<v Speaker 1>Ferrara by WCW. According to Russo, was a result of
<v Speaker 1>him seeing the inevitable future of what would happen if
<v Speaker 1>he stayed. So that's, you know, kind of how this
<v Speaker 1>thing all goes. Russo. They come up with SmackDown, and
<v Speaker 1>they expect Russo and Ed Ferrara to write that with
<v Speaker 1>no increase in pay or anything like that, just kind
<v Speaker 1>of here's an entire another show, double your workload for
<v Speaker 1>the same thing. And Russo went to Vince and said, hey, man,
<v Speaker 1>like I got a family, like you know, I want
<v Speaker 1>I would like more money too, Like this is gonna
<v Speaker 1>be a lot of time away from my family. And
<v Speaker 1>I think the thing that broke the Campbell the stranger
<v Speaker 1>broke Campbell's back was Vince McMahon told Vince Russo just
<v Speaker 1>get a nanny, and I think Ruso said, all right, man,
<v Speaker 1>I think I quit. And that's history shows how how
<v Speaker 1>that all went. Russo now going to w CW, and
<v Speaker 1>I assumed the show that we're watching here. So we
<v Speaker 1>took a look the episode the week before this was
<v Speaker 1>the last Russo like written show. So this one is, like,
<v Speaker 1>you know, technically the first raw without Russo. I imagine
<v Speaker 1>there's still skeletons of what USO was doing here, at
<v Speaker 1>least into No Mercy. I imagine after No Mercy is
<v Speaker 1>kind of where they start fresh.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
<v Speaker 1>So in talking about more Russo stuff here, in recent weeks,
<v Speaker 1>Russo's relationship with Austin had deteriorated. Russo himself categorized Austin
<v Speaker 1>as the hardest person to work within the company, feeling
<v Speaker 1>that since Austin's popularity skyrocketed after working hard for so
<v Speaker 1>many years in the business, that he was definitely afraid
<v Speaker 1>his popularity will fall back to the same level just
<v Speaker 1>as quickly. The major heat of late was Russo booking
<v Speaker 1>Austin in a program to elevate Jeff Jarrett and Austin
<v Speaker 1>turning it down feeling such a program with a guy
<v Speaker 1>who wasn't over at a main event level would diminish
<v Speaker 1>his popularity, and Vince McMahon sided with Austin in this dispute.
<v Speaker 1>Russo also saw how Austin moved around during some physical
<v Speaker 1>television angles and booked him in television matches, for example,
<v Speaker 1>on The SmackDown where Helmsley was to work five times,
<v Speaker 1>which we did review that episode. He is like five
<v Speaker 1>gimmick matches.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember that episode.
<v Speaker 1>So he triple ah has meant to work five times. Originally,
<v Speaker 1>one of the five bouts was to be a death
<v Speaker 1>match with Austin. I love that phrase. No way that's
<v Speaker 1>actually what it was gonna be. But I love the
<v Speaker 1>idea that Austin and Trivlaser about to be on the cage.
<v Speaker 2>Death maybe Texas Death Match or something like that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what, that makes a fucking lot more sense.
<v Speaker 1>Austin had a legitimate torn TCL and was not ready
<v Speaker 1>to wrestle, and there was heat because he refused to
<v Speaker 1>wrestle until the ten seventeen pay per view, and as
<v Speaker 1>it turned out, to did a brawl on the ten
<v Speaker 1>eleven Georgia Dome Show. After all which is the one
<v Speaker 1>we're aboth to watch. And also he had been given
<v Speaker 1>time off to go deer hunting in Michigan, wasn't going
<v Speaker 1>to appear on television shows live the two weeks before
<v Speaker 1>the show, and refuse to change his plans when asked,
<v Speaker 1>So listen, Man stone Cold's hot bro, Like, I you know,
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, I'm sure, and I'm sure he was fucking
<v Speaker 1>hard to work with. I imagine the pressures of being
<v Speaker 1>the fucking guy are nuts and he probably was a
<v Speaker 1>jerk off to you know, some people, but like he's
<v Speaker 1>got a torn TCL maybe not working a death batch
<v Speaker 1>doesn't note the worst problem in WCW news, no word
<v Speaker 1>on the future of the wb Saturay night show. So
<v Speaker 1>I guess Jimmy Hart was kind of had a hand
<v Speaker 1>in this show, which I I didn't know. But I
<v Speaker 1>also didn't know that one. Jimmy Hart was the one
<v Speaker 1>that came up with three Count. I think we talked
<v Speaker 1>about this before. I thought he just did his song.
<v Speaker 1>But I guess Jimmy Hart was the one that like
<v Speaker 1>put this together of Helms Moore and Evan Gurrage is
<v Speaker 1>being three count or they were gonna be the bad
<v Speaker 1>Street Boys, which is fucking also a great name.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he put him together to take down Hulkamania.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Jimmy Hart put him together, and Russo came in
<v Speaker 1>and said, these three guys could fucking take down the
<v Speaker 1>Hogster for shure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're lucky we didn't get that on Worldwide.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, well what we Also, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Hart wanted to give a push to Emery Hale.
<v Speaker 2>Emory Hale.
<v Speaker 1>He was pushing for Emory Hill. He's the XWF legend,
<v Speaker 1>Emory Hale.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the big dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, dude, he always had a fucking uh. He had
<v Speaker 1>a spot for this guy.
<v Speaker 2>He was gonna book Emory Hill to take down Jolkmania. Sorry,
<v Speaker 2>that's that's all we got around here. I don't know that.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that one is true though, for real.
<v Speaker 2>That's athlete. I got all these gimmicks here I have.
<v Speaker 2>I have some really great ideas, but they all end up,
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, taking down whole Cavedia. I just can't
<v Speaker 2>stick to landing.
<v Speaker 1>Someday, dude, once he takes off this fucking f unv Outpha,
<v Speaker 1>maybe we could take down whole Cavedia. W CW was
<v Speaker 1>also released. Some people as of late here, among the
<v Speaker 1>names now confirmed as being dropped from the contracts were
<v Speaker 1>Eric Watts, Horace Hogan, Scott Norton, Mike Enes, Chad Fortune,
<v Speaker 1>Barry Darco, and Barry Horowitz. All have been invited to
<v Speaker 1>stay with the company on five hundred dollars per match guarantees.
<v Speaker 1>I mean this is a deadlock Hall of Fame list.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man? And I think Sandman gets released the next week.
<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, Eric, watch, You're lucky he didn't go become
<v Speaker 2>Stone called Steve Austin the WWF. That was always this trajectory.
<v Speaker 1>It was either that who's gonna take down?
<v Speaker 2>Well, he would become Stone Steves to take down? Right right.
<v Speaker 1>We did talk about this before, but I want to
<v Speaker 1>bring it up just because it's fun. Yoku Zuna has
<v Speaker 1>been telling people that he starts after Wrestlmingia in the
<v Speaker 1>w after feud with st.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right, dude, like let's say it.
<v Speaker 1>Ah yeah, damn. I wish it would have happened. He
<v Speaker 1>should have hit Austin with the car instead of Hi.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why not? Should have been like a two car deal,
<v Speaker 2>like could share table with a car.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking god.
<v Speaker 2>That a car comes by. Its Eric Watts a stone
<v Speaker 2>cold and he swerves. He misses Yokozuna and he hits.
<v Speaker 1>All, Oh my god, hook him and he has been
<v Speaker 1>taking out.
<v Speaker 2>He gets out of the car.
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, Austin's there, his legs crushed between two cars.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what the fuck should Eric watch? Eric Watts we hate.
<v Speaker 1>There was an item in Kansas City about the pro
<v Speaker 1>wrestling store at the Great Planes Mall closing. When the
<v Speaker 1>owner was asked, with wrestling being so popular, how come
<v Speaker 1>the store closed, he said that wrestlers were switching from
<v Speaker 1>good to bad back to good too fast. Good guy
<v Speaker 1>wrestlers would have T shirts made and then they'd switch
<v Speaker 1>and nobody would buy the shirts and the stores would
<v Speaker 1>be left with unused inventory. Melta says, I know at
<v Speaker 1>the local mall, all the pro wissling T shirts, even
<v Speaker 1>Austin Rock and Goldbergs, have been selling for five dollars,
<v Speaker 1>and you can get DDP shirts for three dollars. I
<v Speaker 1>never considered how that would like affect a store like
<v Speaker 1>k FABE. I guess like people not fuck with these dudes.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wonder how Austin's merch sales when he
<v Speaker 1>turns changed.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I imagine they bought him out pretty quick.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, Like, which is I guess? I maybe I
<v Speaker 1>was like that growing up and I didn't realize it.
<v Speaker 1>But like, that's pretty fucking crazy that a wholes wrestling
<v Speaker 1>store closed because of the turns in the business.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm telling the bank when they asked for
<v Speaker 2>my two leaders fifty thousand dollars alone to be paid back. Look, man,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how was I supposed to be at
<v Speaker 2>all this? All right, Bence Russo just left and joined
<v Speaker 2>WCW H.
<v Speaker 1>Meltzer says, just in case anyone thought Jim Helwig may
<v Speaker 1>have not totally lost his mind. He responded to Paul
<v Speaker 1>Hayman's suggestion for months ago that he'd be interested in
<v Speaker 1>using Hellwig as if the two sides could ever agree
<v Speaker 1>on a price to begin with, and if they did,
<v Speaker 1>could ever get along for more than two weeks, if
<v Speaker 1>he'd put Taz over by the way coming in. Helwig
<v Speaker 1>said he didn't have any problems doing job, but that
<v Speaker 1>Hayman wanted to devalue an already established marketing persona. He then
<v Speaker 1>said he'd go to Eacy Tom on one condition. It
<v Speaker 1>would have to be a shoot match, and if he
<v Speaker 1>was still standing after thirty seconds, he'd get total control
<v Speaker 1>of the company. Again, I think we talked about this before,
<v Speaker 1>but that is so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean Jim Helwig saying I have no problem
<v Speaker 2>doing the job. I mean we're starting off just completely lying. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's not like Paul Himan was telling the
<v Speaker 2>truth about whatever.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking very true.
<v Speaker 2>I would like to talk control of the company short thing.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Okay, one, what the fuck does a
<v Speaker 1>Taz versus Ultimate Warrior match look like?
<v Speaker 4>Who?
<v Speaker 1>What the hell does Jim Hellwig booking a company look like?
<v Speaker 1>Especially ECW ninety nine.
<v Speaker 2>I also love that he only has thirty seconds in
<v Speaker 2>a shoot fight to beat this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Like it's proving ground. You made me thirty seconds right
<v Speaker 1>on the company?
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what the hell? Man? Okay, the Ultimate Warrior beats
<v Speaker 2>Taz in a shoot fight by just standing there for
<v Speaker 2>thirty seconds, then he gets control of ECW and Paul Hayman.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that would be so fucking funny if Paul
<v Speaker 2>Hayman said, yeah, you get total control of the company,
<v Speaker 2>and he gives him all the debt, he gives them
<v Speaker 2>all the ips. He pushes everything to Jim Helwig and
<v Speaker 2>then gets the fuck out of there. You didn't tell
<v Speaker 2>you're giving esh hey man.
<v Speaker 1>Jim Helwig.
<v Speaker 2>At the end of the show, after he gets total
<v Speaker 2>control of the company, he's talking and up he finds
<v Speaker 2>out he was talking to Louis dangerously.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, huh ah, he's a mistake to make. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>Louis somehow gave him all his own debt and.
<v Speaker 2>He got the fuck out of there. Returned to wrestling again.
<v Speaker 1>WW News here. Apparently Hogan was the one who came
<v Speaker 1>up with the idea to put together the program where
<v Speaker 1>management wants him out a lah Steve Austen as a
<v Speaker 1>way to get over stronger as a face, playing it
<v Speaker 1>up to everyone as a shoot, and Russo and Ferrara
<v Speaker 1>went with it. Well, Hogan coming up with some fucking
<v Speaker 1>great original ideas here. I like that. He always does that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's one of the best.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man, I mean he should also come out next
<v Speaker 1>week with Smolkweiser's oh.
<v Speaker 2>Cocin also suggested that Jim Helwood goes to e z
<v Speaker 2>W as ship that size.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan also suggested that Horas Hogan at the booty bench
<v Speaker 1>in Middle with cars.
<v Speaker 2>He suggested that Yoko Zuna should be with Steve Austin
<v Speaker 2>because Cogan and he just took it as like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's right, that's what I'm doing.
<v Speaker 1>He would know, Well, that is it for the Observer.
<v Speaker 2>Now let's talk about WWF Raw is War for October eleventh,
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety nine. All right, let's get into Raw is
<v Speaker 2>War for October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine. We start with
<v Speaker 2>a code open here paying tribute to Gorilla Monsoon, who
<v Speaker 2>passed away at sixty two, and there is a Vince
<v Speaker 2>McMahon voiceover going over some of his career highlights.
<v Speaker 1>This is super nice, man. It's cool that they opened
<v Speaker 1>the show with this. I know on Nitro they have
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Heenan talk about Grilla Monsoon. I'm I think probably
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people have seen that clip, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this is super nice. They talk about, you know, how
<v Speaker 1>important he was the WWF, and you know, prayers and
<v Speaker 1>thoughts go out to his family and all that stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Grilla mont Soon was cool as fuck. Man.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed I always enjoyed him on commentary. I don't
<v Speaker 1>really I can't say I watched any of his wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>I just know him as commentator and you know WWF commissioner.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, exactly, so that but I I always thought
<v Speaker 1>that stuff was pretty cool. And I imagine he must
<v Speaker 1>have kicked ass for them to name the gorilla position.
<v Speaker 2>That Yeah, right for real. Blah blah blah blah about
<v Speaker 2>why am I the thorn in your eye?
<v Speaker 1>It is? It is my life in a box, James.
<v Speaker 2>It is well, Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us
<v Speaker 2>into the Georgia Dome here with over thirty five thousand
<v Speaker 2>fans in attendance.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is uh, this might be the most fuck
<v Speaker 1>you WCW intro since Vin's like until Vince buys the company.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what my thought was too. But guess what
<v Speaker 2>WCW had forty twelve so suck r.
<v Speaker 1>Wow? Is that right? That was that much more?
<v Speaker 2>Damn Yeah yeah, and that was uh. They also they did.
<v Speaker 2>I think they ran his boating twice. I think they
<v Speaker 2>ran it for the Goldberg Hogan deal, and then I
<v Speaker 2>think they ran it for the finger poker doom that
<v Speaker 2>killed the company a.
<v Speaker 1>Bar Oh god damn. And that was the same year.
<v Speaker 1>That's ninety nine, so like fucking you know, ten months
<v Speaker 1>ago WCW died and building Yeah it sucks, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Fingerpocket doom in the Georgia down, and then vincement Man
<v Speaker 2>was on TV helpping his hands.
<v Speaker 1>There's I mean, one of the first things you see
<v Speaker 1>after the POWO is a jibcam shot of a WW
<v Speaker 1>sucks sign and then someone punches the camera and fucks
<v Speaker 1>it up.
<v Speaker 2>So we start the show off here with a Vincerman
<v Speaker 2>Town Halls. Vincment Man comes out here basically to do
<v Speaker 2>a victory lap.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I mean this one this crowd is super hot.
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's hard not to be when there's you know,
<v Speaker 1>over thirty five thousand people in the building, but like
<v Speaker 1>this is the most like fuck yeah WWF is awesome
<v Speaker 1>crowd maybe ever, Like this is nuts. I mean, Vince
<v Speaker 1>comes out, he looks super happy about having drawn a
<v Speaker 1>big ass house here, just the most like fuck yeah
<v Speaker 1>fuck these guys look ever and Vince's on behalf of
<v Speaker 1>the World Wrestling Federation. I would like to say, it
<v Speaker 1>feels good to w here with you tonight in Atlanta
<v Speaker 1>and j R. What a home coming.
<v Speaker 2>Then he leaves.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he legit came out here just to put his
<v Speaker 1>dick down. On the table and say fuck you WCW.
<v Speaker 2>And then last yeah, he absolutely did. Yeah, that was
<v Speaker 2>like the exact vibe I got to because like him
<v Speaker 2>introducing Steve, Austin is also incredibly funny.
<v Speaker 1>Right, and it was super fired up too. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>crowd is losing their fucking mind for Austin. He is
<v Speaker 1>the biggest star ever a court like here, this is nuts,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, just so, yeah, Austin is injured here.
<v Speaker 1>Uh he has as we mentioned in the Observer, he
<v Speaker 1>has a TCL injury. So you know the fact that
<v Speaker 1>he's here was pretty crazy. Is for him wrestling at
<v Speaker 1>all is fucking ridiculous.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's going to come to work. I mean, Goli,
<v Speaker 2>this motherfucker is so hot right now. Shit, I mean
<v Speaker 2>they do that a couple of times where he gets
<v Speaker 2>injured and he'll come in and he'll just be on
<v Speaker 2>TV just doing shit. I Mean, this guy was carrying
<v Speaker 2>the business on his back for a solid minute. So
<v Speaker 2>like I can totally understand him being like, sure, I'm
<v Speaker 2>coming to fucking work, Like we'll find something yeah for
<v Speaker 2>me to do. Austin gets on the micing says for
<v Speaker 2>the last two weeks, the last two months. Stone cold
<v Speaker 2>Steve Austin has been on the sidelines because of one
<v Speaker 2>particular asshole, and that asshole's name just.
<v Speaker 1>Happens to be Triple H. He just goes out there
<v Speaker 1>and explains all his upcoming angles, and then Rod Case
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna be with a guard.
<v Speaker 2>And then they'll put that match in W two K
<v Speaker 2>and I'll be wearing a deadlock shirt and Johnny will
<v Speaker 2>play it and it'll be a good video. A lot
<v Speaker 2>of views for Johnny. Oh well, yeah, if you want
<v Speaker 2>to give views for Johnny, give me a hell.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So, Austin says, ever since I've been gone, it
<v Speaker 1>seems like every week you beat up good old j R.
<v Speaker 1>All due respect to JR. That son of a bitch
<v Speaker 1>ain't a wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Steve Triple H killed a snake.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right. You come out here, you put
<v Speaker 1>the little rattlesnake in a bird lap sack, and you
<v Speaker 1>beat that some bitch up to big deal because you are.
<v Speaker 1>He's scaries, don't goat. I thought he'd have a little
<v Speaker 1>more like he don't fucking snakes.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Well that's Jake Roberts. You kill one more
<v Speaker 2>snake the other w BF is coming for as run
<v Speaker 2>is over, but to have to the side bam, notunt factor.
<v Speaker 1>So Austin said, you know, he's a little pissed off
<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't feel like wing till no mercy.
<v Speaker 2>So bring you a little straggly carcass down to the
<v Speaker 2>ring because I got something for you.
<v Speaker 1>And uh then Triple H comes out. So JR says,
<v Speaker 1>Triple H is a miserable human being. King King says what.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Jr has always hated Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>We talked about this. I feel like we talked about
<v Speaker 1>it super recently, but like, oh no, it was on
<v Speaker 1>a It was on the long Way with Macho where
<v Speaker 1>Triple A didn't would have to had Sean with the
<v Speaker 1>sledgehammer SummerSlam MO two for JR to just fucking run
<v Speaker 1>him down for no reason.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was just sitting there, bleeding blood coming over
<v Speaker 2>his face at SummerSlam, just hating the son of a bitch,
<v Speaker 2>this piece of shit. We hate you, We all hate you.
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see you die. So the crowd
<v Speaker 2>chants asshole at Triple.
<v Speaker 1>H, and Triple H says Austin, Uh, I hear you
<v Speaker 1>Out're running in your mouth crowd chan asshole again super loud,
<v Speaker 1>and Austin says, I don't know how good you're hearing is,
<v Speaker 1>but you got about forty thousand people calling you an asshole,
<v Speaker 1>and Triple H says, it's only thirty five thousand. What's
<v Speaker 1>the turns? So yeah, Triple H goes nuts here. I
<v Speaker 1>mean he's the crowd chan asshole and Triple A says,
<v Speaker 1>you want an asshole, you're gonna get one. What he
<v Speaker 1>rushes the ring, Yeah, he says, I changed my mind,
<v Speaker 1>jack me and you right now. Yeah, because he said
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't gonna fight him, but now he's gonna fight him.
<v Speaker 1>He fucking goes down there, he takes his jacket off.
<v Speaker 1>He looks great. By the way, this is not his
<v Speaker 1>not his biggest, but he is big. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>We talked about it on the Long Way a little bit.
<v Speaker 2>But Triple Ah is like a super chess guy in
<v Speaker 2>the video games. I always like, I see his delts
<v Speaker 2>are huge, you know, and like then I see him
<v Speaker 2>in real life and I'm reminded, like he is like all chests.
<v Speaker 2>Like if you look at this dude, he is all chest,
<v Speaker 2>all last. Why and like, yeah, that's just kind of
<v Speaker 2>how his body plays out. He looks crazy.
<v Speaker 1>So Triple AH stalks around the ring and he goes
<v Speaker 1>to the announced table side and this is when I
<v Speaker 1>figured some Shenaniguan's were afoot. And Triple HS looks at
<v Speaker 1>j R. And he walks over to him and he
<v Speaker 1>slaps the hat off his head and JR. Stands up
<v Speaker 1>and he fucking hes fuck you, and Triple A shoves
<v Speaker 1>him back into his seat and he goes and he
<v Speaker 1>starts looking back at the ring, and then JR. Picks
<v Speaker 1>up an electric fan that's on his desk and he
<v Speaker 1>runs up and hits Triple H in the back of
<v Speaker 1>that head with it huge pop, huge fucking pop. And
<v Speaker 1>then Austin comes out and starts whooping Triple H's ass.
<v Speaker 2>Oh hell yeah, yeah, the place comes in glued.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, yes, super fired up. So h there are you know?
<v Speaker 1>Triple H is in the ring with Austin. Now Austin's
<v Speaker 1>sucking him up, and JR. Is in the ring, and
<v Speaker 1>Austin goes up to JR. And says, I want to
<v Speaker 1>hold that motherfucker's ass, and then Triple H gets up
<v Speaker 1>to hit him, and Austin looks at JR. And says,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm a duck and then he ducks a line
<v Speaker 1>from Triple H. He grabs Triple H's arms.
<v Speaker 2>J R.
<v Speaker 1>Goes up to him, wags the finger at him, He
<v Speaker 1>fires up, comes back and hits Triple H with a
<v Speaker 1>goddamn kidney punch. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I love that, Jim Ross like fired up to the crowd.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was great.
<v Speaker 1>Big pop too. Yeah, dude, it was awesome. So JR.
<v Speaker 2>Punches him in the stomach, Austin unloads a big right
<v Speaker 2>on him, and China comes down the ring and China
<v Speaker 2>spears the shit out of JR. And SUTs ground and
<v Speaker 2>pounding him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was really well done too, Like Jim
<v Speaker 2>Ross really came off the ground for that one.
<v Speaker 1>China's whooping his ass. Austin pulls China off of JR.
<v Speaker 1>And then fucking knocks China down. Sheep powders, and then
<v Speaker 1>Triple H and China they you know, they powder up
<v Speaker 1>the ramp and Triple H gets the mic again and says,
<v Speaker 1>son of a bitch, you want me, JR. You want
<v Speaker 1>to get your ass involved in this, Well, now, goddamnit,
<v Speaker 1>you're involved to of you tonite against me and China
<v Speaker 1>right here, if you got the balls, and Austin says,
<v Speaker 1>if you want to see good old Jr. And Stn't
<v Speaker 1>Gold open up again? A whoop bash on those two bastards,
<v Speaker 1>give me out. So that's what it is.
<v Speaker 2>Stone Cold and Jim Ross will team up tonight to
<v Speaker 2>take on China in Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>JR. Doesn't look too happy. I love this old segmenty here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they could just do whatever I guess
<v Speaker 2>at this point. I mean thirty five thousand Georgia Dome
<v Speaker 2>deal and Triple H and China versus Stone Cold and
<v Speaker 2>Jim Ross. Yeah, that's pretty nuts.
<v Speaker 1>That is Jr's first match ever, by the way, we
<v Speaker 1>witness his street to Night here.
<v Speaker 2>So it cuts to a kennel of dogs barking, and
<v Speaker 2>Jim Ross and Jerry say, what the hell is that
<v Speaker 2>they got dogs?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Legit? Yeah, there's a bunch of dogs there in
<v Speaker 1>Jerry says, what are what? Should have put a dogs for?
<v Speaker 1>But do.
<v Speaker 2>Not now, King, don't start with me now I got
<v Speaker 2>a dogs out? Who I got a goddamn match? King,
<v Speaker 2>don't do this right now? Please we get a WWF
<v Speaker 2>no mercy commercial, not the game, the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>But it is the no Mercy No Mercy.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's true. It is. Uh, it is the logo
<v Speaker 1>and all that. Then it's brought to you by Legacy
<v Speaker 1>of Kane Soul Reaver. Did you play any of these games?
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.
<v Speaker 1>I've heard of them, Yeah, I have too. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know shit about these games. I only ever thought when
<v Speaker 1>I first heard of it, I thought it was a
<v Speaker 1>WWF game for Kine, but it.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't Legacy of Kine.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's such. I'm surprised I haven't done a
<v Speaker 1>Cane showcase actually, but I guess all of his moments
<v Speaker 1>are ridiculous. We got to a pre tape here.
<v Speaker 2>Mankind is pacing in the parking lot with his rock
<v Speaker 2>and sock connection jacket.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And the plan is that he is going to give
<v Speaker 2>rock and ultimatum tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's walking around. He's got the mask up like
<v Speaker 1>it's it's on his head but not on his face,
<v Speaker 1>which mean must mean he means business. This is this
<v Speaker 1>is in Mankind talk of the rock. This is big
<v Speaker 1>fully talking to Toway Johnson.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is real serious shit too. I mean he
<v Speaker 2>got the jackets and everything. Even though I guess the
<v Speaker 2>Duddy Boys destroyed the rocks jacket.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they ripped it apart. And also Valvenus has Rocko,
<v Speaker 1>so Mankind's I mean really going through it there and
<v Speaker 1>on SmackDown by the way, uh I guess uh Mankind
<v Speaker 1>tried to help the Rock, but he swung a chair
<v Speaker 1>of Valvenus and valve ducked and he hit the Rock
<v Speaker 1>and then the Rock of course thought Mankind did it
<v Speaker 1>on purpose because that's wrestling. So Rock hits Mankind with
<v Speaker 1>a fucking rock bottom.
<v Speaker 2>So like Valvenus was wrestling the Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Valvenus and Rock are wrestling at the pay per view. No, no,
<v Speaker 1>it's not, it's Mankind in Valvenus. It's Rock and Bulldog.
<v Speaker 1>But yes, actively actively Rock and Valvenus were in an
<v Speaker 1>angle together, correct. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's like
<v Speaker 1>a title match at some point too, like Valvinus gets
<v Speaker 1>at WWF title shot against the Rock. And that's what
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to you about. Rock. We're playing,
<v Speaker 1>we're playing book like shit.
<v Speaker 2>I want to give you ultimated to Night Rock either
<v Speaker 2>if you give Book better?
<v Speaker 1>Who is gone? Ferrara is gone? What are we gonna
<v Speaker 1>do to Japan?
<v Speaker 2>Rock?
<v Speaker 1>Shut up?
<v Speaker 2>Bitch while we go to our first matchup of the evening,
<v Speaker 2>Billy Gunn versus Crash Holly. That's fucking awesome. Is he
<v Speaker 2>Billy Gun or is he just mister Ass?
<v Speaker 1>Here do we know? Cause that's like a thing for
<v Speaker 1>a minute.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think road Dog was mister Ass. He came
<v Speaker 2>out in the mister ass shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, yeah, right right tonight. They also, well they
<v Speaker 1>do theorize that the dogs in the back must be
<v Speaker 1>for the road Dog.
<v Speaker 2>It's a good theory.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like what like he he just comes with the dogs.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all of them. I mean they're bulldogs, not road dogs.
<v Speaker 1>Who are you gonna say what type of dog of
<v Speaker 1>road dog is?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it must be one that absolutely sucks.
<v Speaker 2>So apparently hardcore Holly beat Road Dog in a singles match.
<v Speaker 2>Uh So, now we have the other half of that,
<v Speaker 2>which seems like that's their booking go to right now,
<v Speaker 2>is to do tag team and then single stuff, and
<v Speaker 2>then tag team and single stuff. Yeah. That seems to
<v Speaker 2>be kind of the theme throughout the entire night.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which I don't mind if it's you know, one,
<v Speaker 1>you know, two teams doing it together, but when it's
<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of everything. The only idea is they
<v Speaker 1>have for tag matches are Hey, what if this was
<v Speaker 1>a singles okay. Road Dog also gives a shout out
<v Speaker 1>to Draws here. I guess the Draws thing just happened, Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's what I was thinking too. Road Dog says, where's
<v Speaker 1>my dog's up in this beach? Holly's this goes out
<v Speaker 1>to you. You think you're super heavyweights, Well, Jackson, I
<v Speaker 1>bought bigger sacks of Dizop than YouTube boys. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get fired out nuts. And then Billy says
<v Speaker 1>some bullshit, we're gonna skip.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's not right. He actually says, I like I
<v Speaker 2>purposely with the hl laws and uh, the Atlanta Bribes.
<v Speaker 1>We got two words for you, suck. He was not
<v Speaker 1>confident in giving a shout out to the Atlanta Braves.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I guess I might as well give something here.
<v Speaker 1>If you're not down with Greg Maddox and.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie well, don't.
<v Speaker 1>Then we got two words for you.
<v Speaker 2>Ye please die a.
<v Speaker 1>Road Dog gets on the mike and granted Madducks is
<v Speaker 1>on that Dessop.
<v Speaker 2>Did not look up the nineteen ninety nine World series.
<v Speaker 2>Thankfully they did not have a world series that year. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they crowned whoever won the NL East as the baseball
<v Speaker 2>Champions of the World.
<v Speaker 1>It was a weird series.
<v Speaker 2>You just have to believe.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, JR. Says here last Thursday, Hardcore Holly beat the
<v Speaker 1>road Dog. It had controversy, but it still win for
<v Speaker 1>the hardcore for hardcore and I lost road Dog. Now
<v Speaker 1>to be mister Ash and Crash. Holly and Crash is here,
<v Speaker 1>of course with Bob Holly, and he has the big
<v Speaker 1>ass scale and he hands it off to the hardcore
<v Speaker 1>before he runs to the ring, which I thought was
<v Speaker 1>very funny.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, he runs straight into the ring gets stomped out.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this is a fucking we we don't have time
<v Speaker 1>for you guys tonight match. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I assume every match was going like this in the WWF,
<v Speaker 2>unless it was like the main deal. Billy Gunn then
<v Speaker 2>hits the jackhammer on Crash Holly for a two count
<v Speaker 2>in the Georgia in the ww in nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 1>Like Goldberg is on the other show, probably at the
<v Speaker 1>same exact time. They probably paste it like that. All right,
<v Speaker 1>put on Nitro and She when Goldberg comes out, and
<v Speaker 1>mister Ash will come out and crash Holly will kick
<v Speaker 1>out of Goldberg move.
<v Speaker 2>He was doing this move too, like all the time.
<v Speaker 2>That was like one of his moves in his move
<v Speaker 2>set was the jackets he was.
<v Speaker 1>He was doing that. He was doing the Singer splash.
<v Speaker 1>He was a best of Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>Road Dog hits Hardcore Holly on the outside, and then
<v Speaker 2>Billy Gun hits the famous er and he picks up
<v Speaker 2>the win.
<v Speaker 1>I mean there, we didn't cut anything out there. That
<v Speaker 1>was the whole match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And then Hardcore Holly brings in a big as
<v Speaker 1>scale and he hits Billy Gun in the head with it, and.
<v Speaker 2>Then they do a double team line with the scale
<v Speaker 2>on Road Dog.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, that was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's their finish.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking sick. Yeah, dude, that should have been
<v Speaker 1>like their kill move. I don't know, but I guess,
<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe they didn't care much about the Holly
<v Speaker 1>cousins to push them.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm trying to think off the top of my
<v Speaker 2>head if they did have a double team finisher. I
<v Speaker 2>don't remember ever seeing it.
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so. I don't know if they
<v Speaker 1>really ever were a cohesive unit. It was Bob Holly
<v Speaker 1>being pissed at this little fucker losing all the time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which is awesome. I liked it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was great.
<v Speaker 2>We go backstage. Michael Cole is here with Mankind, who
<v Speaker 2>was on the show G versus E.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck was Mankind doing on here? Sunday Night
<v Speaker 1>Evil October tenth, nineteen ninety nine, Henry and Chandler investigate
<v Speaker 1>if the new World Wrestling Federation champion took his position
<v Speaker 1>through a faustian bargain. Guest starring Mick.
<v Speaker 2>Foley, Mankind was the WF champion.
<v Speaker 1>In this world, and he did it through nefarious means.
<v Speaker 1>So Mankind says it was fun being on G versus E,
<v Speaker 1>but he's not here to talk about the encore performance
<v Speaker 1>of it. He says, he's here to, you know, say,
<v Speaker 1>they all make mistakes, and by bashing the rock with
<v Speaker 1>a steel chair, maybe I made a mistake, or maybe
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Brother Mankind says, maybe subconsciously have picked up
<v Speaker 1>on the rock snide remarks, and maybe there's part of
<v Speaker 1>me that one of the rap a metal chair around
<v Speaker 1>his skull. One of us is not being a team player.
<v Speaker 1>And they're sure as hell there's no eye in team.
<v Speaker 1>There's no ru there's no eye in Rock, and there's
<v Speaker 1>no eye in Sock. I swear he was gonna say
<v Speaker 1>there's no iron mankind, which would have been very funny.
<v Speaker 1>And he says he's gonna tell the Rock and the
<v Speaker 1>millions that before he can commit to making some very
<v Speaker 1>lucative Rock and Sock connection endorsement deals, I need a
<v Speaker 1>commitment from Rock. So in the Georgia dom, I'm ready
<v Speaker 1>to put up a shut up. Oh man, I don't
<v Speaker 1>want to see Rock and Sock breakup. I'd like these
<v Speaker 1>two together with the jackets and the millions and doesn't
<v Speaker 1>and the dog shit and the dog Yeah, speaking of
<v Speaker 1>the dog shit, there's the dogs and they shit it
<v Speaker 1>a lot all over dude.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? There is bulldog shit everywhere?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Like what?
<v Speaker 2>There was only a few dogs. What is going on?
<v Speaker 1>They multiplied and then started shitting in unison like this.
<v Speaker 1>It's been like ten minutes, dude, I mean no way.
<v Speaker 1>That one of them, by the way, wasn't a pile
<v Speaker 1>of just a human ship that Billy Gunn went over
<v Speaker 1>and probably dropped one in there.
<v Speaker 2>They probably told all the boys if everyone could please
<v Speaker 2>come over here and just ship in his pin.
<v Speaker 1>All the nastiest fuckers of all time. Xbox ran up ship.
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't even asked.
<v Speaker 1>Taking a ship in Kane's gear has gotta be horrible.
<v Speaker 1>No way, he volunteers, just kidding, Ah, go ahead, take anymore.
<v Speaker 2>He points on the toilet.
<v Speaker 1>Now, shot, I don't want to shin in the dog fin.
<v Speaker 2>My name it's.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, take a shit, Cane. My name is Kane. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>if it wouldn't completely take the episode the potter being
<v Speaker 1>Kate taking a ship.
<v Speaker 2>So next time we have Ivery versus May. Young Ivory
<v Speaker 2>is the Women's champion and she will be facing Fabulous
<v Speaker 2>Moolah at the No Mercy.
<v Speaker 1>Yes title online This match tonight though, non title match,
<v Speaker 1>and Ivory goes to talk on the mic, but they
<v Speaker 1>cut her mic and pan out to show some ads,
<v Speaker 1>and then they tell her, hey man, we got some
<v Speaker 1>ads going on, and shut up because don't have no
<v Speaker 1>mercies brought to you by legacy of Kane Soul Reaver.
<v Speaker 1>Oh and we're going back to the.
<v Speaker 2>Let's get an interview with Kane right now.
<v Speaker 5>Actually, look, k.
<v Speaker 1>So, Ivory says, ladies and gentlemens, in a few seconds,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna beat the metal musil out of an old
<v Speaker 1>sea hag and the young. Yeah, and this match will
<v Speaker 1>service a demonstration to the fabulous old Mula at No
<v Speaker 1>Mercy this Sunday. And I'm not gonna hold back. And
<v Speaker 1>I don't care if it makes you all uncomfortable. You
<v Speaker 1>don't know what they've been putting me through. I live
<v Speaker 1>in anxiety and stress on a corner the hide of
<v Speaker 1>my mind, and I wanted to rip my clothes off
<v Speaker 1>and pull my hair out. And justice will be served
<v Speaker 1>at no Mercy. So May Young, you strap on your
<v Speaker 1>depends day because you're gonna need him when I knock
<v Speaker 1>every bit of irregularity out of you tonight. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So May Young comes down here, she has to be
<v Speaker 2>held back by the referee. The referee takes her little
<v Speaker 2>hat off, and Ivory glomser with the belt.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, May Young came into the ring in fighter stands
<v Speaker 1>like she was ready to go.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, literally had to hold her back. She was really
<v Speaker 2>about to piece her up.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Ivory fucking hits her with the belt and
<v Speaker 1>then of course the belt rings after that. You know
<v Speaker 1>the rules of when a match ken and can't start
<v Speaker 1>change over the years, or it just really changes for
<v Speaker 1>whatever works for the angle, I guess, because I mean,
<v Speaker 1>in money in the bank days, you got to be
<v Speaker 1>fully standing, incognizant before they ring the bell.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shit don't matter around here, No, just not.
<v Speaker 1>And she I mean not only does the belt ring,
<v Speaker 1>but she's still hitting her with the belt. This doesn't
<v Speaker 1>matter at all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fabulous Mulah runs down. Ivory stands there with the
<v Speaker 2>belt above her head for what seems like forever. Mulah
<v Speaker 2>then proceeds to not grab the belt and instead grabs
<v Speaker 2>her hair and then beats her down till she powders
<v Speaker 2>and the crowd is cooked.
<v Speaker 1>I know, Like, I mean, Ivory looked a ridiculous holding
<v Speaker 1>the belt back dude, like, yeah, man, just Mulla not
<v Speaker 1>there for it. And then she just beats Ivory's ass
<v Speaker 1>and Ivory runs away. Yeah, this was this sucked.
<v Speaker 2>This is a tough deal for Ivory, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Man, because she's I mean, she's awesome, dude, like, and
<v Speaker 1>I you know, I get it, like, you know, the
<v Speaker 1>fucking man Mula stuff was entertaining, but wow, what a
<v Speaker 1>what a nothing for this division. Lawler does say, by
<v Speaker 1>the way, when Mula runs out, Oh there's another Dinosaur
<v Speaker 1>they running past. For a second, I thought we were
<v Speaker 1>watching wc W. Wow. He should have fucking said that. Well,
<v Speaker 1>another company ran here and had people very similar. So
<v Speaker 1>we got backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Mankind is still back here waiting for the Rock, and
<v Speaker 2>Jim Ross actually is able to get the Rock on
<v Speaker 2>the phone.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Man, phones are pretty crazy in ninety nine, aren't they. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>I love this.
<v Speaker 2>This particular phone actually is very good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this phone, the phone's ringing.
<v Speaker 2>Is this hooked into the venue audio?
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, because it shows the crowd looking at a picture
<v Speaker 2>of the rock's logo.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the crowd pops because they see the Brahma bull
<v Speaker 1>on the tron, But I don't know if they can
<v Speaker 1>hear this.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, it definitely has played like the venue can
<v Speaker 2>hear it?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, right, exactly? Like yeah, so the phone's ringing, and
<v Speaker 1>King says, oh, well, who's gonna talk to him? And
<v Speaker 1>Joshaw we can both talk to him if you want.
<v Speaker 1>I hope Itho're right. Number. I didn't have the number?
<v Speaker 1>What Rock? Like? What the didn't answer? That's true? So
<v Speaker 1>it's bull bulling, great one?
<v Speaker 2>All right, Rock, I'm sorry about that. Actually, it's so funny.
<v Speaker 2>The Rock answers the phone, and the phone keeps a ringing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's nuts, dude, Yeah, cherish and hey Rock, Rock JR.
<v Speaker 1>Kang here. Just want to let you know that you're
<v Speaker 1>sometimes on again, off again partner. Mankind is a little distraught,
<v Speaker 1>looks like there could be a confrontation bruin, and Rock says, Well,
<v Speaker 1>The Rock says this, JR. If there is a little physicality,
<v Speaker 1>it comes to mankind. It's coming to mankind. The Rock
<v Speaker 1>doesn't care about mankind. The Rock doesn't like mankind. The
<v Speaker 1>Rocks and the limousine right now, driver, Driver, how far?
<v Speaker 1>How far? The Rock will be there in just a
<v Speaker 1>little bit. And the Rock garon damn ts he's gonna
<v Speaker 1>turn the Georgia Dome upside down. All right, Rock, this
<v Speaker 1>is bad.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we should have done this on Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry. Well, the Rock says, what do sorry? Rock? I mean?
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty ridiculous. Jr. Called The Rock, who's not there
<v Speaker 1>at call time, to tell him he has a segment
<v Speaker 1>on the show with Mankind.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this whole deal is insane. They've done this before
<v Speaker 2>where they've called someone on the phone and uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I think usually it's tape.
<v Speaker 1>They put the telephone EQ on the rock here and
<v Speaker 1>that's a classic. Oh for the best, listen the best,
<v Speaker 1>only the best shows, do that, James.
<v Speaker 2>We got backstage. Terry Taylor is here with the British
<v Speaker 2>Bulldog and uh, he's wondering, what's the deal with all
<v Speaker 2>these dogs shit on the floor back here?
<v Speaker 1>And aren't you the fucking red rooster?
<v Speaker 2>All right, well you're not the one asking questions, it's
<v Speaker 2>me And there's a lot of dogs sitting on the floor,
<v Speaker 2>and so, uh, do something about this.
<v Speaker 1>I think I saw big young sh shotting.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what, Fuck it, We're just gonna go
<v Speaker 2>to the pre tape.
<v Speaker 1>Play the pre tape, Yeah, throw the Rebellion pre tape
<v Speaker 1>where Bulldog barges into the McMahon off and says, where's
<v Speaker 1>my total shot?
<v Speaker 2>And then he concusses the fuck out of Stephanie McMahon.
<v Speaker 1>He throws a steel trash container across the room, which
<v Speaker 1>coincides with Stephanie McMahon being there and it crushes her
<v Speaker 1>gold as ship.
<v Speaker 2>That is nuts. So he runs in the room, asked
<v Speaker 2>about his title shot, throws a trash can off camera
<v Speaker 2>that hits Stephanie McMahon and then it pants to the
<v Speaker 2>left and she's on the ground.
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yeah, wow, pretty well done. I'm assuming pulling the
<v Speaker 1>curtain back. She was probably already laying on the floor
<v Speaker 1>and he just threw it at the wall above her.
<v Speaker 2>No, pull the curtain back hit her as hard as he.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm fucked. He looked at the Carol, I'll bring
<v Speaker 1>the dogs.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess we're just gonna have to rock bott
<v Speaker 2>of you and dog coke.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this. So Jara says, yes,
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie has had tremendous problems, and King says they think
<v Speaker 1>she has amnesia. Well, well, Michael Hayes had a chance
<v Speaker 1>to talk to Stephanie and Shane earlier today. That's where
<v Speaker 1>we go here, we go backstage or to a pre tape. Here,
<v Speaker 1>Michael Hayes sitting down with Stephanie and Stephanie and Shane,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, has been over a week since the
<v Speaker 1>incidents with Bulldog at Rebellion. You know side note by
<v Speaker 1>the way, Wow, they do a lot of crazy shit
<v Speaker 1>at these Rebellion shows.
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, right, I mean damn, I mean they they
<v Speaker 2>killed test whole ship here they do.
<v Speaker 1>I mean even years later after this, we just watched
<v Speaker 1>it on the Patreon. Rebellion has a kiss my Ass
<v Speaker 1>match with Albert and Rikishi.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they're just doing whatever over there.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, no, Test is doomed. If he doesn't know
<v Speaker 1>he's doomed, he should know he's not on the show
<v Speaker 1>at all.
<v Speaker 2>Is he? No? I don't think so. That's only by name.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Andrew? And they don't even say Test it call
<v Speaker 1>me Andrew. And Stephanie says she feels much better. She
<v Speaker 1>has post concussion syndrome, and with the exception of headaches,
<v Speaker 1>she feels okay. And the most frustrating part is she
<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem to remember anything that happens to her short term.
<v Speaker 1>She has to write every single thing down that I do.
<v Speaker 1>I was that like bad. You're not supposed to have
<v Speaker 1>that kind of brain. Is that not right, dude?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, what a crazy way to get out of
<v Speaker 2>this deal here. Yeah, I have post concussion syndrome. I
<v Speaker 2>don't remember anything about this angle that we want to.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I wish I could give the fans that all
<v Speaker 1>the time.
<v Speaker 2>Vince definitely used that as the next creative meeting for sure.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, you're right. Well, Stephanie says, I understand that
<v Speaker 1>tonight was supposed to be my wedding night. Of course
<v Speaker 1>I want to get married some day. And Andrew is
<v Speaker 1>so sweet, but I can't remember any of the feelings
<v Speaker 1>I had for him. And Shane consoles her and said
<v Speaker 1>it's not her fault that it's and everyone knows whose
<v Speaker 1>fault this is. It's God damn El.
<v Speaker 2>Snow, who's getting a big push right now?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, you know, I mean he's next up. You know,
<v Speaker 1>if anyone if it's not gonna be Test marrying Stephanie,
<v Speaker 1>he probably should be al Snow.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, Vance has post concussion syndrome.
<v Speaker 1>Said he forgot that angle already. Yeah, right, damn it,
<v Speaker 1>he already promised. From the Mania main event, we.
<v Speaker 2>Got backstage, Valvenus and British Bulldog are here and they
<v Speaker 2>assault Mankind.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, they whoop his assy. It's funny. Out of the
<v Speaker 1>Shane things. Shane's you know, Shane says, everyone knows whose
<v Speaker 1>fault this is, and it cuts to Mankind pacing backstage,
<v Speaker 1>and all you hear is Jarr say, oh damn Rightish
<v Speaker 1>Bulldog's fault.
<v Speaker 2>It'd beat the fuck out of him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Valvenus runs up and hits him, and then bulldog
<v Speaker 1>throws up trash container at him. He fucking can't be
<v Speaker 1>stopped with his trash container.
<v Speaker 2>That's his thing.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you might as well have something, you letter,
<v Speaker 1>you have the dog poop damn.
<v Speaker 2>Yea, all right, good lord. A limousine pulls up and
<v Speaker 2>they think it's the Rock, but it's Mark Henry with
<v Speaker 2>the woman.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jared, Mark Henry. Who who's that lovely lady? Look
<v Speaker 1>at Mark checking her out? Oh you know you don't
<v Speaker 1>think I could be a sister, could you? And then
<v Speaker 1>the truck and Dlawler has to keep talking while trying
<v Speaker 1>not to laugh because Jr. Is laughing. Yeah, there we're
<v Speaker 1>still in the Uh. Mark Henry has a sex edition
<v Speaker 1>addiction era here and uh this turns out to be
<v Speaker 1>his his sex therapist.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, he has many of those.
<v Speaker 1>He goes through a lot of them, it seems. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>But more importantly, it's time for the titty.
<v Speaker 2>Edge and Christian versus the Brood are up next. Matt
<v Speaker 2>and Jeff Hardy are the brood Now, Matt and Jeff
<v Speaker 2>come up through the brood fire and everything.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, that's pretty cool though. I like that this is,
<v Speaker 1>of course a part of the Terry Invitational tournament that's
<v Speaker 1>going here. It's a best of five. I think Edgend
<v Speaker 1>Christian are up two of the five here. And uh,
<v Speaker 1>we get Lillian introducing this match here, and she also
<v Speaker 1>seems to be not sure about really anything that's going
<v Speaker 1>on tonight, because she says the.
<v Speaker 2>Following non tag team match children, whatever you want match
<v Speaker 2>special here?
<v Speaker 1>Pretty good. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The Matt and Jeff Hardy coming up through the Brood
<v Speaker 2>fire deal felt like a caw entrance.
<v Speaker 1>I know it did, but I you know what, I
<v Speaker 1>did like it. No Gangrel though, which odd.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that's fucking bullshit. I mean, let's let's
<v Speaker 2>just be as clear as possible. That's fucking bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, and hopefully Gangrel took care of it
<v Speaker 1>when they got to the back eventually. I know he did.
<v Speaker 1>This might have came from the gang. Girl might not
<v Speaker 1>be with him anymore because they were pursuing Terry. That
<v Speaker 1>might have been.
<v Speaker 2>Because he has post concussions sooner.
<v Speaker 1>We forgot about the Brood entirely.
<v Speaker 2>He's not a vampire anymore. He's a regular guy at
<v Speaker 2>a regular job.
<v Speaker 1>Forgotic lifestyle anymore.
<v Speaker 2>No, the post concussion syndrome got up with him and
<v Speaker 2>took away his vampire teeth and all that that sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Is he still banging or banging? He's not fanging? Is
<v Speaker 1>he banging at least?
<v Speaker 2>No, he's only fucking and sucking. But like that's just
<v Speaker 2>like regular dude stuff.
<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, like that's that's normal. Really nothing to
<v Speaker 1>talk about.
<v Speaker 2>Sadly, Well, Terry Rerunnolds watches backstage. She just loves tag
<v Speaker 2>team wrestling. You know, she just loves it great, like
<v Speaker 2>she's super into it. You know, got this own tournament
<v Speaker 2>on her.
<v Speaker 1>Own dime, saving this division.
<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, I mean like everybody should say thank you
<v Speaker 2>Terry for allowing us to see Edgen Christian versus the
<v Speaker 2>Brood here on this show.
<v Speaker 1>I agree. I agree.
<v Speaker 2>Christian jumps off Edges back here, he misses a splash
<v Speaker 2>in the corner and the Brewed take over. Jeff does
<v Speaker 2>a triangle Arabian moon salt for a two. I thought
<v Speaker 2>that was fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>That was sick as hell. This crowd was kind of
<v Speaker 1>weird by the way. I feel like they weren't going
<v Speaker 1>as crazy for some of this as I thought they
<v Speaker 1>would be, especially that not about the matches. Man, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>We're stone cold.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really, where's the rock? Goddamn it.
<v Speaker 1>That's fuck. That's tough. That's true though, that is true.
<v Speaker 2>Matt jaw Jack's Christian Jeff hits a leg drop to Christian.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff turns around and he says, did you see me? Oh,
<v Speaker 2>we saw you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We're not paying attention. We're talking about my match
<v Speaker 1>here anyway, because on commentary King and Jr Are just
<v Speaker 1>mostly talking about j R's match and and and King says, uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know doing doing this? And Jesh I didn't shine,
<v Speaker 1>I was drafted. And King says, well, give me some
<v Speaker 1>tips doing a commercial, and Jerry says, well, maybe I
<v Speaker 1>can borrow your boots. I heard they never leave the
<v Speaker 1>canvas got him. And then a little bit after that,
<v Speaker 1>King says, what are you gonna wear? And Jesse John,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I didn't come prepared to wrestle. Well
<v Speaker 1>what about Sean Stasiac He doesn't wear those meat tights anymore.
<v Speaker 2>Stop stop what you're doing. I absolutely love this spot
<v Speaker 2>they did here. So Matt misses a leg drop from
<v Speaker 2>the second on Christian. Christian rolls out of the way,
<v Speaker 2>and then Jeff heads to the top rope and misses
<v Speaker 2>a leg drop from the top rope as Christian rolls
<v Speaker 2>all the way across the ring and gets the tag
<v Speaker 2>to Edge.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was fantastic. Also, Jeff gets on real height
<v Speaker 1>on this leg drop, Dude, Like that had to hurt,
<v Speaker 1>Like shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were still young and wanted it, you know, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they were sending everything.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true, and they all I mean, I don't
<v Speaker 1>know how much time they got here, but they're also
<v Speaker 1>going fast as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Edge comes in for the hot tag here, but Matt
<v Speaker 2>actually almost pins him with his feet all the way
<v Speaker 2>on the rope.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, this is egregious, dude, Tim White's the referee.
<v Speaker 1>Edge sweeps the legs to fucking stack him high, puts
<v Speaker 1>his feet on the very top rope, and the ref
<v Speaker 1>has to pretend he doesn't see it. For this cow,
<v Speaker 1>this is egregious.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's all the way up there, he's pinning
<v Speaker 2>him the long way.
<v Speaker 1>My god, damn, he's nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Edge hits a double spiro on Matt and Jeff and
<v Speaker 2>gets a two on Matt. Edge hits the downward spiral
<v Speaker 2>also known as the edge liner.
<v Speaker 1>Probably I must have post concussion syndrome. I actually don't
<v Speaker 1>remember that one.
<v Speaker 2>Well. Edge jackknife pins Matt, which allows Jeff Hardy to
<v Speaker 2>head up to the top and break up the pin
<v Speaker 2>with a swanton bomb.
<v Speaker 1>And it's not even like his established movie yet here
<v Speaker 1>he's still Jared's calling it the sent on here still,
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, kind of got it there, but looked awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Great timing too, because that is a risky spot. How
<v Speaker 1>many shows have we watched over the years where there's
<v Speaker 1>a you have to break this up with a top
<v Speaker 1>rope move and it just looks like shit.
<v Speaker 2>I mean most of the time tag team breakups like
<v Speaker 2>that are a little too cute end up looking like shit.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 2>I know, dude, this one didn't. It looked good, But
<v Speaker 2>a lot of the times, man, it just does.
<v Speaker 1>Word to the is anyone out there that may be
<v Speaker 1>a wrestler or potential wrestler if you got a spot
<v Speaker 1>where it's hey, you gotta break something up. Fuck trying
<v Speaker 1>to get a two point nine, Fuck trying to get
<v Speaker 1>cute with the time. Just fucking get it done. It'll
<v Speaker 1>get the same exact reaction.
<v Speaker 2>So Matt gets his arm over on Edge here, but
<v Speaker 2>Christian breaks it up at two. Jeff goes for the
<v Speaker 2>twist of fate, but Christian turns it into the un prettier.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, the fucking fireworks show here. I don't this kind
<v Speaker 1>of came out of nowhere. I thought the d prettier
<v Speaker 1>was going into the finish. No, we got flips to do.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Matt heads up, he hits a moon salt from
<v Speaker 2>the top to the floor on Edge. Christian hits a
<v Speaker 2>triangle cross body on Matt. Jeff goes up. He just
<v Speaker 2>hits a fucking huge splash to the outside.
<v Speaker 1>Got some height though, but you know, not a very
<v Speaker 1>Jeff hardy dive.
<v Speaker 2>And then Edge hits a sensational flip dive and that's it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're brawling on the outside. The ref says
<v Speaker 2>fuck it and calls a double DQ. It's over.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The crowd is not thrilled with that one after
<v Speaker 1>they just saw a firework show. And then the match
<v Speaker 1>gets thrown out. But I'm guess that was they didn't
<v Speaker 1>want to give the Hardies to win here for some reason,
<v Speaker 1>to get them closer here. I don't know where this goes,
<v Speaker 1>but uh, I look the match. I thought the match
<v Speaker 1>is fun.
<v Speaker 2>We go backstage, x Pock and Kine are here. X
<v Speaker 2>Pot says, Kay, you are so hardheaded, I don't need you,
<v Speaker 2>and Kane says, my name is Spain. The crowd, I
<v Speaker 2>mean you guys have to pop here. People are crying.
<v Speaker 2>People are crying.
<v Speaker 1>Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Says If I didn't see it here, I would not
<v Speaker 2>believe it. This is one of the greatest nights in
<v Speaker 2>the history of this great sport.
<v Speaker 1>Dreams do come true. After Georgia Dome, Yeah, Xbox tells
<v Speaker 1>somebody's a hard headed and didn't listen to him last time,
<v Speaker 1>but tonight you're gonna listen to me no matter what.
<v Speaker 1>You cannot come down to the rain to night, no
<v Speaker 1>matter what. And if you got to you know. And
<v Speaker 1>Kane stands there with his hands on his hips and
<v Speaker 1>of course his name was Kate.
<v Speaker 2>Anyone forgot freshly shitted ass?
<v Speaker 1>His name is Kane, how Fire and Ashole.
<v Speaker 2>People are crying, man like, Yeah, this means.
<v Speaker 1>Something, wrestling. Wrestling means something. Here.
<v Speaker 2>The Rock has a arrived to the building.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, we're only an hour in. Thanks Rock. I
<v Speaker 1>understand you're a top guy, but maybe you should get
<v Speaker 1>here on time. That's fucking insane. Also, this is the
<v Speaker 1>most of the Rock the Rock has ever looked in
<v Speaker 1>his life.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, Kevin Kelly is here with the Rock, and
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's always Kevin Kelly with the Rock.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Yeah, until it's the coach and I guess
<v Speaker 1>Cole it's it's one of these, you know, it's it's
<v Speaker 1>fucking Kevin Kelly.
<v Speaker 2>Rock definitely has his people that he likes to do
<v Speaker 2>his segments with.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure.
<v Speaker 2>And Kevin Kelly says, Mankind said he was coming here
<v Speaker 2>to confront you about where you stand with the Rock
<v Speaker 2>and SOT connection, and Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Says, first of all, you should spit it out. Joe Broni,
<v Speaker 1>the Rock says this, you think the Rock cares about
<v Speaker 1>Mankind and how he feels about the Rock and SOT connection.
<v Speaker 1>The Rock wipes his ass with how mankind feels about
<v Speaker 1>the Rock and sock connection. Joe Broni asked the Rock
<v Speaker 1>another question, and it better be a good one. Kevin
<v Speaker 1>Kelly says, Well, the Sunday No Mercy, You'll go one
<v Speaker 1>on one with the bulldog. That is not what the
<v Speaker 1>Rock had in mind. Kevin Kelly, you should be asking
<v Speaker 1>the Rock about his five hundred dollars shirt, Asking the
<v Speaker 1>Rock about what you can do about that funny feeling
<v Speaker 1>in your stomach because you feel the electricity. Asking the
<v Speaker 1>Rock where your fat ass can eat pancakes at He
<v Speaker 1>knows that, of course, Joe Broni. But the Rock says this,
<v Speaker 1>British bulldog, you think you can have your way with
<v Speaker 1>the Rock. You think the Rock is another rudey who
<v Speaker 1>standing on the corner of know your Role Boulevard and
<v Speaker 1>Jiburni drive. The Rock says this, nobody cares about you,
<v Speaker 1>British bulldog.
<v Speaker 2>That sucks all right, far mankind and Brice Bulldog.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter who you are, what you are, or
<v Speaker 1>what you do. It just doesn't matter. What matters is
<v Speaker 1>the Rock will prove his point. They only care about
<v Speaker 1>one man being WBF champion. And here at Atlanta, Georgia,
<v Speaker 1>now aptly named Rock Atlanta. Well you hear forty thousand
<v Speaker 1>of the Rocks streaming fans all at the same time
<v Speaker 1>they chant the Rock's name.
<v Speaker 2>Rock is thirty five thousand.
<v Speaker 1>Shut up, Shut the fuck up. You are absolutely nothing,
<v Speaker 1>a nobody, a peon, a waste of skin to the Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Goddamn are you. There's nothing at all you can say
<v Speaker 1>to put him over, just an ounce like that. We
<v Speaker 1>could care about this fucking paper view.
<v Speaker 2>If I could, I would rock bottom you right into
<v Speaker 2>god shit.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, so Rock says, seeing as the Rock is here
<v Speaker 1>in Atlanta, Georgia, seeing as the Rock he looks like
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Kelly, stop shaking your head, Joe Broni se he
<v Speaker 1>guess the Rock is here in Atlanta. He's got a
<v Speaker 1>surprise the home of the Georgia Bulldogs. Well, the Rock
<v Speaker 1>went ahead and invited some of the mascots here tonight
<v Speaker 1>and came.
<v Speaker 2>So Rock's the one that invited all these bulldogs.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess he got them from Atlanta.
<v Speaker 2>He got the shittiest bulldogs ever, feed.
<v Speaker 1>Them paying cakes, he says. The Rocks got a little
<v Speaker 1>surprise for you later, bulldog. They all want the Rock
<v Speaker 1>to raise the people's elbow or eyebrow, sorry, they want
<v Speaker 1>the Rock to drop the people elbow. And they want
<v Speaker 1>to hear without a shout doubt. The most electrofic man
<v Speaker 1>e sports entertainment period say his line to be the man.
<v Speaker 1>Whoo you gotta beat the man. Wait, that's not it, No,
<v Speaker 1>that's not so. As this goes on the pops go
<v Speaker 1>like they dwindle.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this flair country. God, damn it, this one's it.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, dig it, No, that's that's not it either.
<v Speaker 1>This is it? What Chuck gonna do when that's twenty
<v Speaker 1>four inch pythons. Ah, that's not it either. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like he should have stopped at the flare one. This
<v Speaker 1>like kind of made him look like a door.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, just shit on WCWD.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, of course. Well, if there's something man and
<v Speaker 1>then mankind walks up, Hey, you want to talk about
<v Speaker 1>your booking?
<v Speaker 2>No walks up, He says, where are we standing? Rock,
<v Speaker 2>and Rock looks at him and just doesn't say a word.
<v Speaker 1>No, what have you?
<v Speaker 2>So?
<v Speaker 1>Rock says, listen, you take your little rock in sock
<v Speaker 1>connection jacket, take your goofy mask, take your ten cent outfit,
<v Speaker 1>roll up in a ball, turn that some bits. Oh
<v Speaker 1>damn well, Vince walks up in Wait a minute, I
<v Speaker 1>don't give a damn with that. Rocking sock connection lasts
<v Speaker 1>another forty eight hours or not, but it's gonna last
<v Speaker 1>another twenty four because tonight you too will take on
<v Speaker 1>Valvenus and the British Bulldog. Rock is what I want
<v Speaker 1>to talk about this bullshit like this.
<v Speaker 2>Vince goes up and says, guys, I have post concussion Cindron.
<v Speaker 2>Tonight the main event will be Valvenus in the British
<v Speaker 2>Bulldog versus you two. The Rock says there for a second.
<v Speaker 5>No.
<v Speaker 1>For the Rock is cook it. Rock says, listen, when
<v Speaker 1>you know you won one last week for the Micker, well,
<v Speaker 1>tonight you win one for the Scooper Scooper.
<v Speaker 2>Well, now it's time for another match. Here we have
<v Speaker 2>x Poc versus for Ruke.
<v Speaker 1>Yes there, I believe the Accoletes are feuding with Xbox
<v Speaker 1>and Cane right now. Xbox has been trying to prove
<v Speaker 1>that he doesn't always need kneeselp and that's why he
<v Speaker 1>told him to stay in the back and also at
<v Speaker 1>No Mercy there will be a four corner elimination match
<v Speaker 1>with Xbox, Cane, Fruke and Bradshaw in it.
<v Speaker 2>XPOC comes out here. He's got that handsome errant as
<v Speaker 2>you drink.
<v Speaker 1>That ship is I think that is that a sponsor
<v Speaker 1>of this match or there's one later where they mentioned it,
<v Speaker 1>but Hanson's I never had we talked about this before?
<v Speaker 1>Was Hanson's with something else, right or is something else now?
<v Speaker 2>It rebranded into Monster Energy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's that's right, that's right, So you and to talk,
<v Speaker 1>you know, some taste not sponsored.
<v Speaker 2>Sadly, the Acolytes come out here and they look fucking insane, man,
<v Speaker 2>I mean listen.
<v Speaker 1>I mean we talk about the APA all the time,
<v Speaker 1>like that run is fantastic, but I think they were
<v Speaker 1>cool as fuck as the Accolytes.
<v Speaker 2>We get the match started here, x pox spin kicks
<v Speaker 2>for Uk in the corner and Fuk fires back with
<v Speaker 2>a line and a hard whip into the corner. It's
<v Speaker 2>a backbreaker for it too. And that's when it shows
<v Speaker 2>Kane watching TV.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, is this the second person of the night
<v Speaker 1>watching the monitor backstage? At least at least they're watching
<v Speaker 1>the product, right.
<v Speaker 2>He's watching the Simpsons?
<v Speaker 6>Ha ha.
<v Speaker 1>Et my shorts, what are you so?
<v Speaker 2>Fuk distracts the ref and Bradshaw runs x poc into
<v Speaker 2>the post. Uh Faruk then does the suck it taunt
<v Speaker 2>to the crowd before hitting him with a power slam
<v Speaker 2>for it too.
<v Speaker 1>I thought the suck It taut would get like a
<v Speaker 1>bigger reaction, not only from the crowd but from commentary.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone ignored that this happened.
<v Speaker 2>He should have thrown up the four horsemen.
<v Speaker 1>And then did the suck it and then did wolf
<v Speaker 1>Back just tals.
<v Speaker 2>Fruit Bear hugs x POC, but x Pot gets out
<v Speaker 2>of it, only to run straight into the fuck you Spinebuster.
<v Speaker 1>Ah just sends him the goddamn hell with this spinebuster that, like,
<v Speaker 1>if the Dominator wasn't so sick, the Spinebuster should have
<v Speaker 1>just been his finish.
<v Speaker 2>X Pot gets a double down with a flipping line.
<v Speaker 2>He fights up and lines up the Bronco Buster and
<v Speaker 2>he hits it.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he gets it. There's also a fun sign on
<v Speaker 1>the crowd in the front row that says having a
<v Speaker 1>big cock ain't easy, all right, buddy, yeah? Man like,
<v Speaker 1>well you must be so nice with your big cock.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sit your ass back down.
<v Speaker 1>They cut the Cane backstage again at one point by
<v Speaker 1>the way here, and the camera gets way too close
<v Speaker 1>and Cane like looks into the land I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if they were on or not, goes.
<v Speaker 2>For the Dominator, but x Pot gets down, pushes them
<v Speaker 2>into Bradshaw who's on the Apron, and x POC pins
<v Speaker 2>for Ruke with an X factor.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking hit him. With it. Yeah, dude, I thought the
<v Speaker 1>Dominator was definitely gonna be the end, but uh now,
<v Speaker 1>Xbox puts them away, but Bradshaw gets in there and
<v Speaker 1>starts whooping Xbox ass, and they both start whooping Xbox ass.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they do, and the crowd wants Kane.
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, and then the lights go out.
<v Speaker 1>Pyro goes off bar God Cane hitch Kane, but he
<v Speaker 1>stops at the top of the ramp. He doesn't come
<v Speaker 1>down because his boy XPOC told him to not fucking
<v Speaker 1>get involved. Don't come out here, even if they're whooping
<v Speaker 1>my ass.
<v Speaker 2>Oh they are. They're whooping the fuck out of his ass.
<v Speaker 1>They double power bomb them. They're taunting Kane, and then
<v Speaker 1>Bradshaw loads x POC up backwards on the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck were they going for?
<v Speaker 2>Shit, I don't even know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I couldn't figure out what they were going for.
<v Speaker 1>But they don't get a chance to do it, because
<v Speaker 1>Caine comes down to a raucous ovation and lines through
<v Speaker 1>one arm choke slam with unreal height on Bradshaw. Here
<v Speaker 1>looked awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And of course x POC is mad because Camee
<v Speaker 2>came down to.
<v Speaker 1>Help come on, Xbox, you gotta understand. You know you
<v Speaker 1>were getting your ass whoop. They were about to hit
<v Speaker 1>you with a fucking band move. He had to stop it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I loved how easily he got up Bradshaw for
<v Speaker 2>the choke slam.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it was like one like the one arm choke
<v Speaker 1>slam is the coolest thing ever. I especially like I'm
<v Speaker 1>sure you remember the the animation in the Smackdun Games
<v Speaker 1>for Kane's choke slam. Shit was sick.
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Lawler keeps telling Jim Ross that you know you've
<v Speaker 2>done it now, buddy, you have to you have to
<v Speaker 2>actually wrestle, and JR says, well, I gotta get ready.
<v Speaker 1>And then he leaves. He takes his notes and he
<v Speaker 1>gets up, and King says, you better take this through
<v Speaker 1>and JR leaves and he heads up the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>King says, there he goes folks, dead man walking, dead
<v Speaker 1>man Walking.
<v Speaker 2>Michael Call then takes a spot on commentary, and he's
<v Speaker 2>on commentary for the rest of the evening. We go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Mark Henry is here with a sex therapist for what
<v Speaker 2>seems to be his second session.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Mark Henry looks at the sex therapist and says,
<v Speaker 1>you won't have sex. I know, damn it. Oh next
<v Speaker 1>week his third sex therapist. Yeah. They He asked her
<v Speaker 1>what kind of perfume she's wearing, and she says, hey man,
<v Speaker 1>chill out. I can help you. You just need drastic treatment.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna try some special intense overstimulation techniques to help
<v Speaker 1>team that wild sexual beast in you. And he says,
<v Speaker 1>oh shit, and she says yeah, tonight it's gonna start.
<v Speaker 1>He says, well, maybe I can use these, and he
<v Speaker 1>pulls out a pair of handcuffs. She says, hey man.
<v Speaker 1>He says, all right, got do and he says, you
<v Speaker 1>know what happens at night? She says what? And he
<v Speaker 1>says the freaks combat at night, and she fucking gets
<v Speaker 1>a sickle and stabs him in the head and he dies.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, but it must have been the extra attitude deal.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they had postconcussion syndrome, so they don't remember that.
<v Speaker 2>Next week, oh right, right, yeah, Well we have Chris
<v Speaker 2>Jericho and Curtis Hughes versus the head Bangers. I guess
<v Speaker 2>the head Bangers are now back together, as Mash is
<v Speaker 2>done getting the worst gimmicks of all time back to back.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah Thrashers back from injury, and Mash they decided, ah
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, just go back to doing the thing that worked. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>great idea. Thanks.
<v Speaker 2>So Mash and Jericho start with an air national that
<v Speaker 2>leads to Mash stung gunning Jericho on the top. I
<v Speaker 2>mean it looked great. I mean all of the work
<v Speaker 2>here is actually pretty solid.
<v Speaker 1>He launches like Mash launches him over his head and
<v Speaker 1>Jericho hits the rope. So crazy. By the way. Also,
<v Speaker 1>when the head Bangers come out, they both have Jerco's
<v Speaker 1>little top ponytail thing on their bald heads, which is
<v Speaker 1>very funny.
<v Speaker 2>Mash whips Jericho into the buckle, he takes it into
<v Speaker 2>a tree of Woe, and then Mash does his butt
<v Speaker 2>splash in the corner, and then the Headbangers are the
<v Speaker 2>World's Greatest tag team spot and it knocks off Mosh's
<v Speaker 2>little hair.
<v Speaker 1>Damn it, dude, I always forget that they do the
<v Speaker 1>world's greatest tag team move like that was THEIRS. It's
<v Speaker 1>actually the Headbangers move that the Word's greatest tag team
<v Speaker 1>was doing.
<v Speaker 2>Jericho hits Welcome to Chicago and then tags in Curtis Hughes,
<v Speaker 2>what's called him Chris Hughes. Curtis Hughes. Hughes comes in
<v Speaker 2>and lines down Thrasher. The Headbangers then do a double
<v Speaker 2>team drop down into a line from the top. I
<v Speaker 2>always loved the tag team heavy clothes line. I always
<v Speaker 2>thought that was a good spot.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Headbangers really worked well as a tag team together.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, for all accounts, this match actually,
<v Speaker 1>other than mister Hughes, was actually done pretty well.
<v Speaker 2>We get a double line double down here between Thrasher
<v Speaker 2>and Curtis Hughes. Mosch goes for a rana on Jericho,
<v Speaker 2>but Jericho grabs him into the walls, which it's a
<v Speaker 2>good reaction too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was fucking pretty dope. Actually, I like that lot.
<v Speaker 1>It took him like he struggled to get him there too,
<v Speaker 1>Like it wasn't like a all right, I catch you
<v Speaker 1>in that we're in the move, like Jericho had to
<v Speaker 1>fight for it. I thought that was pretty cool.
<v Speaker 2>Thrasher ends up breaking it up. The head Bangers then
<v Speaker 2>hit a double flapjack on Jericho and go for the pin,
<v Speaker 2>but Curtis Hughes breaks it up. But when he goes
<v Speaker 2>to break it up, he accidentally hits Chris Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>And uh, because it's wrestling. Jericho thinks this is on purpose,
<v Speaker 1>of course, So he gets up and he starts pushing
<v Speaker 1>Curtis Hughes and he calls him a stupid son of
<v Speaker 1>a bitch. Well, Curtis Hughes has had enough and he
<v Speaker 1>pushes him back, and then Jericho decks him and lays
<v Speaker 1>him out and calls him a piece of shit and
<v Speaker 1>spits on him in leaves, which felt fucking like a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, the Headbangers then decide that to win this
<v Speaker 2>match two on one, they have to hit Curtis Hughes
<v Speaker 2>with the stage dive. And I gotta be honest, I
<v Speaker 2>cannot believe that. Curtis Hughes says, sure thing, hit me
<v Speaker 2>with the stage dive. He gotta give respect to Curtis
<v Speaker 2>to get it to him. Yeah, because like I okay, legit, James.
<v Speaker 2>At the beginning of this match, I was like wow
<v Speaker 2>in my brain, I was like, wow, it would be
<v Speaker 2>very cool if Curtis Hughes took the stage dive. But
<v Speaker 2>in no world would that happen. But they do it,
<v Speaker 2>and it almost goes really bad. It does almost go
<v Speaker 2>really bad. I love the stage dive. I think it's
<v Speaker 2>a fantastic fucking move. I swear to God, there was
<v Speaker 2>not a world where I thought I was going to
<v Speaker 2>see it hit on Curtis Hughes. No, but I'm glad
<v Speaker 2>that they went for it.
<v Speaker 1>They went for it, and they do get the win
<v Speaker 1>at the very least.
<v Speaker 2>And uh, I mean, that'll be funny as shit if
<v Speaker 2>he kicked out, if they hit him with the stage
<v Speaker 2>dive and Curtis Hughes kicks.
<v Speaker 1>Out, dude, Jeredo turns around a ramp. Oh shit, it
<v Speaker 1>comes back.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, stage dive. He kicks out huge. He gets up
<v Speaker 2>fighter stance like Terry Funk, just kind of waving back
<v Speaker 2>and forth, and Mas says I'm sorry, I love you,
<v Speaker 2>and then beaver cleavage burning hammer chest style.
<v Speaker 1>They go for it, go for it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, why not, you know?
<v Speaker 1>God damn Wow, that's fucking that's inspired. That could have
<v Speaker 1>saved his run. Sadly, he's gone before the end of
<v Speaker 1>the year.
<v Speaker 2>So Big Show is backstage. He saw torn up here
<v Speaker 2>and Delo Brown comes up and talks to him, and
<v Speaker 2>Big Show tells Delo Brown that his father has cancer
<v Speaker 2>and it's terminal.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. This so this is where they start the uh,
<v Speaker 1>I mean jumping ahead just a little bit. Boss Man
<v Speaker 1>and Big Show have a match on this show, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>this is the beginning of the Big Show. Boss Man,
<v Speaker 1>your daddy's dead angle here, which we I believe the
<v Speaker 1>funeral episode is like a month after this on SmackDown,
<v Speaker 1>which we have reviewed. But that was like obviously years ago,
<v Speaker 1>so go back in the archives if you want to
<v Speaker 1>hear all that. But I mean, Big Shows. I'm pretty
<v Speaker 1>sure Big Shows Dad like has already passed in real
<v Speaker 1>life by the time this has all happened, so they
<v Speaker 1>were just kind of doing whatever here. Uh, Bossman, I mean, dude,
<v Speaker 1>it's Bossman had a crazy run because this is coming
<v Speaker 1>right after the pepper stuff where he fed Alse his dog.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, crazy fucking stuff here. But yeah, Dealer is
<v Speaker 1>here to be a good friend for him and says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>you need anything, let me know, and then uh, and
<v Speaker 1>that's it. And then of course, as we go from
<v Speaker 1>that very sad moment to Mankind picking up dog shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we have backstage here Mankind is in the
<v Speaker 2>bulldog pin with all the poop.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, Rock, I really don't know if this is
<v Speaker 1>good for our careers.
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter where you want to be. Here's a
<v Speaker 2>pooper scooper and a shovel, and now'll get to shoveling.
<v Speaker 2>Shut your mouth, dogs, as funny as fu man.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking great, dude. Yeah, no, it's fantastic. And
<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, Rock gives a pooper scooper shovel, gives him
<v Speaker 1>a big metal tray, says, put the poop on here.
<v Speaker 2>Where did you get the metal tray? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>I know?
<v Speaker 2>He was mettal tray was built to be rock bottom on.
<v Speaker 1>He got the dogs too, Like this is prep. This
<v Speaker 1>wasn't just like a day of decision. He had been
<v Speaker 1>planning this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is devious man, and.
<v Speaker 1>The Rock says, he wants you to take all the poop.
<v Speaker 1>Shine the poop up, real nice shine. I don't think
<v Speaker 1>I can shine that stuff up. The Rock can shine anything.
<v Speaker 1>He wants to work with the Rock on this situation.
<v Speaker 1>Shut your mouth dogs, shut up, bitch. We're gonna take
<v Speaker 1>all the poop. We're gonna shine the poop up real nice.
<v Speaker 1>Turn that sticky some bitches sideways and he's take it
<v Speaker 1>straight up. Yes, Rock, this is fucking insane. Rock walks away,
<v Speaker 1>and Mankind looks over one of the dogs I think
<v Speaker 1>scraps a boy dog.
<v Speaker 2>The rock says, you're gonna take that shovel. Yeah, that
<v Speaker 2>bi sho shovel. Yeah, that shovel.
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of poop rock. One of he looks
<v Speaker 1>like a human term.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you're gonna take Kane's poop. You're gonna shovel the poop.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna shine the poop up real nice, and then
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna feed it to al snow.
<v Speaker 1>Oh. I like that idea. That's a good part of this.
<v Speaker 2>So next up we go to Godfather versus Mark Henry.
<v Speaker 2>So Godfather comes out here a bunch of hose. Michael
<v Speaker 2>Cole actually says there's thirty five thousand fans here tonight,
<v Speaker 2>and there might actually be thirty five thousand hose, which
<v Speaker 2>the idea of Godfather coming out with thirty five thousand
<v Speaker 2>hose is hilarious and they should have tried that.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been fucking awesome. Dude. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay,
<v Speaker 1>this is just a special entrance because like you got
<v Speaker 1>a big dome show here, there's i mean a royal
<v Speaker 1>rumble amount of hose here. But no, this is on purpose,
<v Speaker 1>because this is a hoe jack match, not a lumberjack match.
<v Speaker 1>A hoe jack match here for Godfather versus Mark Henry.
<v Speaker 2>I totally miss that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they announce it. Wow, yeah, ridiculous. And Godfather
<v Speaker 1>does his speech and he says, is there any pimps
<v Speaker 1>up in this dom? Which I thought was pretty cool?
<v Speaker 1>And Mark comes down and Mark Henry cannot believe how
<v Speaker 1>many hoes there are out here, and really neither can I.
<v Speaker 1>I mean there's a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And Terry Taylor's back there with Mark Henry sex
<v Speaker 2>therapist doctor Early.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Terry Taylor asked, is how can this possibly be
<v Speaker 1>part of Mark Henry's therapy? So this is what I
<v Speaker 1>mean by drastic measures. If you can focus on his
<v Speaker 1>work and not his addictions, he'll be on the road
<v Speaker 1>of recovery of note time. And uh yeah, that's so.
<v Speaker 1>It's a ho jack match over stimulation style here James
<v Speaker 1>with thirty five thousand hoes.
<v Speaker 2>Well, of course, Mark Henry is easily distracted by all
<v Speaker 2>the hose. No, no, therapy session is not going great.
<v Speaker 2>Early is watching this on the minor backstage like Kane
<v Speaker 2>Wars earlier, and.
<v Speaker 1>Terry she's the fucking third man, let's fucking go and
<v Speaker 1>she's super close to the monitor and she's just gonna
<v Speaker 1>fuck her eyes up.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know it's those fucking scan lines, man, like
<v Speaker 2>they'll get you every time.
<v Speaker 1>That's true. I mean Rall probably looked way cooler. I
<v Speaker 1>mean I remember Rall looking super cool on little CRTs,
<v Speaker 1>So I mean she probably have a good time.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Godfather hits the hoe train on Mark Henry from behind,
<v Speaker 2>rolls them up, beats them, and then all the hose
<v Speaker 2>come in is celebrate and Mark Henry is smiling the
<v Speaker 2>entire time.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, ho train to the back. The therapist is
<v Speaker 1>not happy. But okay, this is the part that I
<v Speaker 1>didn't understand. Maybe you could explain Mark Henry. So Godfather
<v Speaker 1>hits his ho train right and rolls them up, gets
<v Speaker 1>the wind. Then they cut to the therapist. The hoes
<v Speaker 1>haven't even gotten in the ring yet. The therapist is
<v Speaker 1>backstage not happy. Is it because Mark Henry was distracted
<v Speaker 1>by the hose or was she not happy that he
<v Speaker 1>got a loss? Uh?
<v Speaker 2>Just wasn't happy with with this episode of Raw in
<v Speaker 2>general just been a pathetic display.
<v Speaker 1>In the Georgia does the sex therapist goes up to
<v Speaker 1>the agent. You, well, you gave them three the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>What the are you supposed to do?
<v Speaker 2>So you I did two segments. I recorded two segments
<v Speaker 2>to night, and then on the third we get two
<v Speaker 2>and a half minutes and he loses my roll.
<v Speaker 1>Up wasting my fucking time. Are you kidding me? I'm
<v Speaker 1>a doctor in sex therapy.
<v Speaker 2>Well I'm going to w c W bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you know, the best part of this, I think
<v Speaker 2>is that the Hose are all super happy for Mark
<v Speaker 2>Henry too, dude.
<v Speaker 1>They also, I mean all the Hose, legit, all of
<v Speaker 1>them get into the ring to dance with the Mark
<v Speaker 1>Henry gets involved. He's laying on the ground now the
<v Speaker 1>Hose are piling on top of them, and Michael Cole
<v Speaker 1>says he's got that sexual magnetism and.
<v Speaker 2>One of the Hose starts like undressing. She like pulls
<v Speaker 2>out her zipper.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, holy shit, that's right. Yeah, dude, that was pretty awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was not so. I don't know if doctor
<v Speaker 2>Early stayed around for that part, but that was crazy.
<v Speaker 1>No, she was running down the road agent for fucking
<v Speaker 1>booking a shitty match.
<v Speaker 2>Asking the road agent where Gang Grel was You put
<v Speaker 2>the brutal on the show. But gang girls now year, Okay, she.
<v Speaker 1>Does, wondering where test was. I mean this big Angle's
<v Speaker 1>part Rusra. That's what I'm asking.
<v Speaker 2>So we go back stays, Triple H and China are
<v Speaker 2>standing by. I guess they were watching that match, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, Kevin Kelly asked somebody. He said, well, there's
<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun going on out there right now.
<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna be a lot of fun later. Huh.
<v Speaker 2>I want to be no jack match next time? What
<v Speaker 2>the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Triple just runs down Austin, He says. You know,
<v Speaker 1>every time Austin steps in the ring with me, whether
<v Speaker 1>it's with somebody else or himself, he should be concerned.
<v Speaker 1>And there's not gonna be anything fun about what happens
<v Speaker 1>to night to the two of them, and Jerr wants
<v Speaker 1>to get his ass in my business. Well, now it's
<v Speaker 1>in my business, and j R. There's gonna be a
<v Speaker 1>good old sloberknocker, gonna be a go to a piece
<v Speaker 1>of business boar. Hey, fuck you Shun. Don't you ever
<v Speaker 1>talk about hil again, piece of shit champion?
<v Speaker 2>You only two thirty five thousand in this building. Golder,
<v Speaker 2>your forty one thousand fuck you, Oh Sitka.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been awesome. Sadly, King is the complete
<v Speaker 1>opposite on this show.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we head to the next match here, Big boss
<v Speaker 2>Man versus Big Show, and of course Big boss Man
<v Speaker 2>cuts a promo here before the match.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course what First of all, we've talked about
<v Speaker 1>it before. Love the Big boss Man. Think he's fucking
<v Speaker 1>cool as fuck. Think this look was awesome. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>dropped a lot of weight when he came back to
<v Speaker 1>the wf Uh like this guy a lot. I can't
<v Speaker 1>say an off about the Big boss Man. So boss
<v Speaker 1>Man says, let's sen out Big Show. I don't even
<v Speaker 1>damn about any problem you might have, because you got
<v Speaker 1>a bigger problem in the form of the Big boss Man.
<v Speaker 1>Stand it right here, So you get your fan ass
<v Speaker 1>down here and deal with me.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Wow, that was nuts, So get your fat ass
<v Speaker 2>down here.
<v Speaker 1>Almost Scott Steiner asking is delivery? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Really?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And uh, boss Man you know waits for Big Show.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show comes out and boss Man tries to jump
<v Speaker 1>him in the ramp and then Big Show super kicks
<v Speaker 1>him in the head.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They get in the ring, Big Show hits him
<v Speaker 2>with the flying.
<v Speaker 1>Line, holy fuck, that was awesome. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>If this show is like even ten percent about the wrestling,
<v Speaker 2>Big Show would be over simply because he is fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, dude, I mean, of course he's gigantic, right, Like
<v Speaker 1>that's you know, cool enough. This guy can fucking flip
<v Speaker 1>flop and fly and beat the fuck out of you
<v Speaker 1>like he should have been killing dudes left and right. Instead,
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna cry for the rest of his life.
<v Speaker 2>Big Show flying line like that shit was gnarly as
<v Speaker 2>fuck man cool. Yeah, I know that shit was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>He hits the ropes crazy. He looks like the ring's
<v Speaker 1>about the fallover.
<v Speaker 2>Well, boss Man hits Big Show with the night stick
<v Speaker 2>and the match is called.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck fuck the matches, I guess.
<v Speaker 2>And al Snow makes the same.
<v Speaker 1>Yeay, yay.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Alsonow hits the ring and attacks Bossman from behind. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>boss Man's whooping the fuck out a Big Show with
<v Speaker 1>his night stick. He gets in the back of the head,
<v Speaker 1>he puts it between his legs and he love blows
<v Speaker 1>him with it just just a lot. Al Snow fucking
<v Speaker 1>comes in and almost ends boss Man's career with a
<v Speaker 1>back body drop.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they go backwards pretty far.
<v Speaker 1>That was scary as shit. And then Al does the
<v Speaker 1>head butt Cheese, not the white Dudley one. He does
<v Speaker 1>the arm capture head but Cheese and drop kicks boss
<v Speaker 1>Man until boss Man grabs the nightstick again and hits
<v Speaker 1>Alan the stomach in the back of the head and
<v Speaker 1>beats him the fucking shit with the night stick again.
<v Speaker 1>A reminder, this is after boss Man made him eat
<v Speaker 1>his dog.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Mankind is picking up the poop.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's a full metal tray of dog shit
<v Speaker 1>here and he's actively picking it up.
<v Speaker 2>You think it was shoot dog shit.
<v Speaker 1>I have to assume not.
<v Speaker 2>But I mean I wouldn't be surprised if there was
<v Speaker 2>some shoot dog shit.
<v Speaker 1>They sprinkled some in.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dogs definitely one of them shit at least once.
<v Speaker 1>Right, and they probably were like, hey, all right, just
<v Speaker 1>just put like a little like put one log in there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just put a little shit in there, just as
<v Speaker 2>a little rib.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, did you hear somebody talking behind the camera here?
<v Speaker 2>No? I didn't hear it.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so Mankind's saying something, commentary's talking, Mankind saying something.
<v Speaker 1>He's picking up dog shit, and then someone who I
<v Speaker 1>swear sounds like Billy gunn. I don't know if it
<v Speaker 1>was or not, but it sounds just like Billy gun
<v Speaker 1>behind the camera just says butts, and then the scene.
<v Speaker 2>Well gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>He goes around to saying acid but.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Stone Cold is talking to Jim Ross, who is
<v Speaker 2>now in stone Cold shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, stone Cold shirt. He's ready to fucking go.
<v Speaker 1>Austin's back there drinking a beer. You gotta you gonna
<v Speaker 1>call anything, Son, I got ideas for the match, you
<v Speaker 1>know something with Triple H's asks you, what do you
<v Speaker 1>want to do in the match. You gotta have something.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta bring something to the table. He's gonna walk
<v Speaker 1>all over you. Steve. I've Steve, I've never I've never
<v Speaker 1>done this, Steve. I don't even how much I don't
<v Speaker 1>even know how much time we got? What are we doing?
<v Speaker 1>Who's up? Who's I mean?
<v Speaker 2>Goddamn Son, you watched one hundred doctor Death batches. Call
<v Speaker 2>for something doctor Death does you're doing? Goddamn You get
<v Speaker 2>him up with a bamwaym fucking backdrop driver fucking three
<v Speaker 2>times four times, doesn't matter. Just call something, Steve, Steve,
<v Speaker 2>doctor Death's out here because you didn't want to work
<v Speaker 2>with him. Well, goddamn son, I didn't know it was
<v Speaker 2>about me. What it was supposed to be was about you,
<v Speaker 2>And I thought, maybe you want to do something for
<v Speaker 2>doctor Death. But turns out you don't like doctor death,
<v Speaker 2>and neither do I, So fuck doctor death. Okay, that's
<v Speaker 2>you know What'll just call it out there, Steve. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>what's called out there? All right is everyone, Well, here's
<v Speaker 2>what we're gonna do. China's gonna choke you. You're gonna
<v Speaker 2>lay on the floor, your little cars, it's gonna be
<v Speaker 2>all over the floor. You're gonna be asking for milk
<v Speaker 2>and I ain't got no milk.
<v Speaker 1>Steve Austin insults you as his collavents with you. All
<v Speaker 1>your little shitty lips gonna be on the floor cause
<v Speaker 1>she shuck.
<v Speaker 2>There's what I'm thinking for the shin. So what I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna do is I'm gonna come in. I'm out bam bam, wam,
<v Speaker 2>bam wam bam. Maybe you fight off for by bam.
<v Speaker 2>I put you back down real quick, stone coat stunner.
<v Speaker 2>I drink a couple of beers.
<v Speaker 1>Even then I get my ass out of there. She
<v Speaker 1>was gonna wear bam me fresh. I'll know does moves
<v Speaker 1>our second one the same team? Sean?
<v Speaker 2>Well, shit, Son, I'm trying to call the match. You
<v Speaker 2>don't want to say nothing, you know, goddamn everything's on me.
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm the superstar. I know everybody wants to
<v Speaker 2>go to Burger King with me, eat a milky Way
<v Speaker 2>with me, Edith Hanson's energy, whatever the thought that is,
<v Speaker 2>they should call that monster. Damn. Jim, you got the
<v Speaker 2>electrical tape?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I should look good.
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna ask me if I got any risk tape, Jim,
<v Speaker 2>you'd ask me. Jim asked me if I got any
<v Speaker 2>risk tape.
<v Speaker 1>Steve, you got any wrist tape? No? I do not.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, god, we do have some electrical tape. All right,
<v Speaker 2>Reckless youth would wear this. You got a problem with
<v Speaker 2>reckless youth? Jim.
<v Speaker 1>You should look at jig Saw. He put that shit
<v Speaker 1>all up his arms.
<v Speaker 2>You got a problem with Jigsaw.
<v Speaker 1>You talking about Rubis Well, hell yeah.
<v Speaker 2>We're talking about that's respect for the business. Jim.
<v Speaker 1>I like that, all right. I set there. Steve.
<v Speaker 2>You won't see nothing, but could be because you'll be
<v Speaker 2>underground looking at the lights. So Ra's war is brought
<v Speaker 2>to you by Hansen's Energy Drink, Burger King, and Milky Way.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, what a fucking combination, like an abundance of calories.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, we all eating that. That's a mule right there.
<v Speaker 1>That's a goddamn cheap day, a little Hansense, little Burger King.
<v Speaker 2>Milky Way Milky, that new Milky Way too with the
<v Speaker 2>earramel Milky.
<v Speaker 1>What did it have before?
<v Speaker 2>Dog shit? So I thought this was the main event.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I did too, and I was like, wow, this
<v Speaker 1>is cool. This show kind of flew by, like we
<v Speaker 1>got this fucking main event here, and I was like,
<v Speaker 1>oh man, it's a Valvenus fucking match. That's crazy. That's
<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>China Triple H, Stone Cold Jim Ross and it goes
<v Speaker 2>before the Valvenus match.
<v Speaker 1>Right yeah, Like and Triple H and Austin is a
<v Speaker 1>match at the pay per view. Like I was like, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>maybe it's because like they don't hurt, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Stone calls hurt, They're probably not gonna do nothing
<v Speaker 2>but brawl, right, So I think that was probably the idea.
<v Speaker 2>But still, I mean that's all this crowd wanted though, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>And I mean they love this match so.
<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe you know what, it could have also been
<v Speaker 1>that Austin found out what they were doing in that
<v Speaker 1>match and said, no way, Shine, you're gonna kill my pop.
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna love the dog shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Jim Ross gets his own entrance here with his
<v Speaker 2>music of course.
<v Speaker 1>Damn boom shu.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Triple H starts early on Jim Ross here, who
<v Speaker 2>attacks some ring side. This is classic Steve Austin. Steve
<v Speaker 2>Austin has to make his interest like this.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, yes not And I mean this is funny
<v Speaker 1>as shit Like j are sitting at the bottom of
<v Speaker 1>the ramp. He turns back waiting for Austin and Triple
<v Speaker 1>AH just gets out of the ring and bucking punches
<v Speaker 1>him in the back of the head's kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I bet Jim Ross called that too. Yes, they're
<v Speaker 2>just going and kick my ash and uh, we'll get
<v Speaker 2>the big Austin Pop.
<v Speaker 1>If I could just show as much as possible in
<v Speaker 1>thisich one would be great.
<v Speaker 2>So Austin comes down here. He's in the georts with
<v Speaker 2>the knee brace.
<v Speaker 1>Not in gear. He is matching gear with JR. Though,
<v Speaker 1>which I made up for it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he comes down here and he takes Triple H
<v Speaker 2>up to the entrance way and throws him into the
<v Speaker 2>tron and then hits a souplex on him on the stage.
<v Speaker 2>So they do do some shit here for a.
<v Speaker 1>Guy that's fucking injured, like he really wasn't. He didn't
<v Speaker 1>look slow at all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they played this very smart.
<v Speaker 1>I think, m m yeah, absolutely, And I mean this
<v Speaker 1>crowd was begging for a brawl like this too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they definitely wanted something big, right, Yeah. Austin throws
<v Speaker 2>Triple H into the stairs and then lines him over
<v Speaker 2>the ropes in the ring, and it shows a quick
<v Speaker 2>shot of China just choking Jim Ross on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. The last like before this, you only see Jr.
<v Speaker 1>When he was getting stomped out until Austin comes out.
<v Speaker 1>You don't see him for a good few minutes here,
<v Speaker 1>and then it's just China double goozle choking him on
<v Speaker 1>the outside of the rig, and then it goes away
<v Speaker 1>again until China's kicking his s in the rig.
<v Speaker 2>So Austin picks up the WW title which is ringside.
<v Speaker 2>He holds it with one hand and then he takes
<v Speaker 2>Triple H with his other hand and throws them into
<v Speaker 2>the belt.
<v Speaker 1>Because I mean, technically, if you throw someone into something
<v Speaker 1>and it's not a.
<v Speaker 2>Dq shit, did the match even start? Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>I guess I don't even know if it started.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, yeah, I guess not. There's not a finish she's.
<v Speaker 2>There, no, Yeah, they just kind of walk out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't think of that. Yeah, I guess you're right.
<v Speaker 2>So Austin Triple H they end up fighting into the
<v Speaker 2>crowd here and it's just a sea of people. There
<v Speaker 2>are so many people here.
<v Speaker 1>This was a super cool visual. I mean, they're going
<v Speaker 1>all over. Anytime they go near a guard whereund the
<v Speaker 1>crowd is like literally trying to pull them into the crowd.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you get a big crowd like this, you
<v Speaker 2>have to get at least one shot like this, right, Yes, absolutely,
<v Speaker 2>Austin throws Triple H into a barricade and then throws
<v Speaker 2>them into a concrete wall. But I think stone Coe
<v Speaker 2>is trying to see if they can leave a dip
<v Speaker 2>on the concrete wall, but yeah, they couldn't. Stone Cold
<v Speaker 2>fights Triple Ah through some doors and they leave and
<v Speaker 2>it goes back to the ring and China is kicking
<v Speaker 2>Jim Ross's ass.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd's channing for Jr. But China is stomping him out,
<v Speaker 1>fore arming him, clubbing him in the back. I mean
<v Speaker 1>she's given him this work. Jr. Has no fight in him, sadly.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he was just choked out for like
<v Speaker 2>six straight minutes, so I understand what's going on.
<v Speaker 1>I called my boy for backup.
<v Speaker 2>China then hits JR. With the pedigree and she sets
<v Speaker 2>up here and she starts going for the figure four,
<v Speaker 2>but Jeff Jarrett is here.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because this is the weird period where China is
<v Speaker 1>a heel with triple H but China is a babyface
<v Speaker 1>feuding with Jeff Jarrett.
<v Speaker 2>Right, you're right. Yeah, we've talked about this era before too,
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, it's definitely an odd one.
<v Speaker 1>Never seen anything like it really, Like I don't know
<v Speaker 1>how many times this ever happened like this where it's
<v Speaker 1>like a very blatant like boo but yay, and like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think they've they no mercy is the is no
<v Speaker 1>mercy the good housekeeping match, And that's like Jared maybe
<v Speaker 1>after that, I think, yeah, maybe I think that's right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it is good how keeping match for the Interconal title.
<v Speaker 1>Is that no Mercy and then Jarrett is gone.
<v Speaker 2>So Jeff Jarrett is wearing the Intercontinental Championship around his waist.
<v Speaker 2>He has a toaster. He walks in the ring as
<v Speaker 2>China's doing the figure four and hits her in the
<v Speaker 2>head with the toaster.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's fucking insane, man. It made a pretty
<v Speaker 1>good noise too.
<v Speaker 2>It really did. Miss Kitty then comes down with a
<v Speaker 2>laundry bin.
<v Speaker 1>Shoot.
<v Speaker 2>She's pushing this laundry bin down the ramp and she's
<v Speaker 2>almost sliding down because of how fast it's starting to go,
<v Speaker 2>and she's wearing high heels. Yeah. I was glad they
<v Speaker 2>got the shot there of her like sliding down with
<v Speaker 2>the heels down the ramp. It reminds me of when
<v Speaker 2>people talk about the bird Shit logo w c W
<v Speaker 2>ramp where everyone was sliding on it. Oh yes, yes, yes,
<v Speaker 2>who was it that walked down the ramp? And then
<v Speaker 2>they like looked at the cameras says, y'all better fix
<v Speaker 2>that fucking ramp? Was it? Rick? He looked at the car,
<v Speaker 2>You fix that fucking ramp?
<v Speaker 1>I think, dude, I actually think it was. Yeah, it was.
<v Speaker 1>It was Flairing ninety nine.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jared. Then dumps China into the laundry bin casket
<v Speaker 2>match style and runs her up the ramp and all
<v Speaker 2>the way to the back.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They they him and Miss Kitty both steal China
<v Speaker 1>and then, thankfully, at the same exact time, Austin and
<v Speaker 1>Triple H fight back into the arena. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wow, the timing is crazy there, fantastic. So Austin
<v Speaker 2>then throws Triple H into the Tostitos Nacho's stand, and
<v Speaker 2>as he's throwing him into this stand, a fan straight
<v Speaker 2>up throws his popcorn on Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. It goes everywhere too. It's fucking awesome. And then
<v Speaker 1>Austin throws him into the beer stand. That's the ice
<v Speaker 1>House beer stand ice House, and Triple H is laying
<v Speaker 1>just in a fucking whole thing of ice and drinks
<v Speaker 1>while Austin is dropping elbows on him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. A fan handstone cald a beer and he takes
<v Speaker 2>it and throws it on Triple H too, which I
<v Speaker 2>thought was funny.
<v Speaker 1>And he opens up his own beer.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he cracks one open, drinks it and that hits
<v Speaker 2>Triple H with it.
<v Speaker 1>This guy is so fucking good, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna guess that that not Triple H out
<v Speaker 2>he won by a knockout's backstage brawn deal.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, of course.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah with the beer and then walked away.
<v Speaker 1>I won it. Should it should have been like sp
<v Speaker 1>R seven uh style where you fucking throw them off
<v Speaker 1>the top of a fire truck.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, holy ship, Yeah, I hit him with a car. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Like there's so much in that one.
<v Speaker 1>We're on a car into a limo and kill them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So this ends with stone Cold walking his way
<v Speaker 2>through the crowd back to the ring as Triple H
<v Speaker 2>gets helped out by the referee and super fun brawl here. Man.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, this was super I mean I thought this
<v Speaker 1>was great. Crowd was fucking super electric for this. I God, JR.
<v Speaker 1>Jard just had to go for the stunner once, just once.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure Jim Ross was like that too, right, Like
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they were talking and like Jim Ross was like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I really shouldn't do it.
<v Speaker 1>He should not do ship like right, Yeah, probably the
<v Speaker 1>right call. But as a JR fan and as a
<v Speaker 1>fan of some as a fan of laughing, I would
<v Speaker 1>have liked to see that a lot. King also said
<v Speaker 1>while Austin's walking back to the ring. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>King says, well, Austin. Austin said he had a friend
<v Speaker 1>he wants triple Edge. To me, what's he talking about? Mmm,
<v Speaker 1>how do you fucking hear that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's weird.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's odd interesting that he and I wonder what
<v Speaker 1>that means. Well, we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>It shows Jeff Jarrett taking the laundry bin and throwing
<v Speaker 2>it off the parking lot loading dove.
<v Speaker 1>Like it's legit, just that.
<v Speaker 2>They run up and he runs it over the ledge
<v Speaker 2>and it goes flying. And then we go to a
<v Speaker 2>no Mercy commercial. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Wow, oly shit. And we come back and they recap
<v Speaker 1>it and they show U the EMT's tending to China.
<v Speaker 1>She's got blood all over, she's fucked up. I mean that, like,
<v Speaker 1>you know, they definitely at first talked about how do
<v Speaker 1>we throw this thing off the stage first?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean China looked nuts here on the ground, Like,
<v Speaker 2>oh my god. The deal they did here was like
<v Speaker 2>a good deal. I think like they made China super
<v Speaker 2>sympathetic here, especially going into the pay per view. I
<v Speaker 2>was super shocked when they showed her on the ground.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Wow, they really went for.
<v Speaker 1>Here, dude. Yeah, I mean she's fucked up here. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and they I don't remember exactly what they do on SmackDown,
<v Speaker 1>but obviously she's okay for the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>So well, now it's time for the main event. British
<v Speaker 2>Bulldog and Valvenus. What versus the Rock and Sock connection.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, it's a regular tag team match. Here they
<v Speaker 1>recap vallin Bulldog jumping Mankind earlier. Bulldog will face the
<v Speaker 1>Rocket no mercy and Valvenus faces Mankind and Mankind speaking
<v Speaker 1>of brings out the big tray of dog shit.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Holy fuck Mankind walking out with the big tray
<v Speaker 2>of dog shit is nuts. Thirty five thousand people Georgia Dome.
<v Speaker 2>Mankind walks out with the tray of dog shit.
<v Speaker 1>He's got the rock and sock jacket on, He's carrying
<v Speaker 1>a big load of dog shit. Just down to the ring, Like,
<v Speaker 1>holy fuck, man.
<v Speaker 2>And Valvenus and British Bulldog tag team in the main
<v Speaker 2>event of the thirty five thousand attendance Georgia Dumb Show.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, they could legit do whatever they wanted, dude, Like
<v Speaker 1>they could have fucking had no matches on this show
<v Speaker 1>and it still would have sold out the same.
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole says, Rock asks Mankind to pick up the doodoo.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Michael Cole like was given a heroic task being
<v Speaker 1>the dog poopman.
<v Speaker 2>He does a great job. He does a great job.
<v Speaker 1>It is fucking legendary. What happens here tonight?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it zooms in on the dog shit right
<v Speaker 2>before Rock makes his entrance. That was a great shot.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fucking funny as hell.
<v Speaker 2>The Rock and Mankind clean house here or Valvenus pulls
<v Speaker 2>Mankind out of the ring and tries to line them
<v Speaker 2>into the dog poop, but it doesn't work.
<v Speaker 1>They legit do no rope barbier spots with dog shit.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you can't just ignore the big tray of
<v Speaker 2>dog shit.
<v Speaker 1>Like unbelievable, no rope dog shit. Man, these guys like
<v Speaker 1>this is fucking insane.
<v Speaker 2>Man. Yeah, dude, Venus and Bulldog cut the ring off.
<v Speaker 2>They get some heat on Mankind here. Mankind gets a
<v Speaker 2>quick pin tags into the Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Rock comes in. I mean the crowd is he is.
<v Speaker 2>They're waiting over.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, he is super over.
<v Speaker 2>They're waiting since they heard him on the phone.
<v Speaker 1>Or not. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>So British Bulldog tags in and Rock almost hits him
<v Speaker 2>with the rock bottom, but Venus breaks it up and
<v Speaker 2>they stomp out the rock. That's fucking insane to see
<v Speaker 2>by the way, Valvenus and British bulldogs stomping out the rock.
<v Speaker 1>This is the two man four trip of ninety nine.
<v Speaker 2>Thirty five thousand people are watching valve Venus and the
<v Speaker 2>British bulldog stomp out the rock. Holy fuck.
<v Speaker 1>They could do anything they want.
<v Speaker 2>Just like the entire of this match is like a
<v Speaker 2>fever dream minut.
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's one very specific era of WWF like
<v Speaker 1>this Valvenus British Bulldog thing. Legit is like a three
<v Speaker 1>month endeavor.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Mankind and Bulldog both tag in. Mankind backs him
<v Speaker 2>down to the corner with punches. Here Venus tries to
<v Speaker 2>come help, but Mankind mule kicks them. That hits a
<v Speaker 2>meeting of the mines.
<v Speaker 1>Low, I mean full and low blow earl is the
<v Speaker 1>most I don't fucking I didn't see that referee of
<v Speaker 1>all time.
<v Speaker 2>Well, there's dog shit out here, Like, I can't call
<v Speaker 2>the match. There's dog shit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, Cole says that stuff a ringside stinks that's
<v Speaker 1>that dog dude, that's of God. That's exactly how he says.
<v Speaker 2>See Michael Cole, like the moon and the Sun, all
<v Speaker 2>the planets they aligned for this moment to happen. Like,
<v Speaker 2>I don't I love JR. But I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>JR and Jerry the King Lawler would have been able
<v Speaker 2>to do what Michael Cole did here. Michael Call was
<v Speaker 2>so into this between the Dodo and the dog dude
<v Speaker 2>and the final call here. I mean, he was the
<v Speaker 2>perfect guy for the dog shit match.
<v Speaker 1>Like this solidified him a lifetime job.
<v Speaker 2>When they keep renewing his contract, there's a note that
<v Speaker 2>always says right below his evaluation, he was the dog
<v Speaker 2>poop guy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, gotta fucking give another ten. Goddamn lock him in.
<v Speaker 2>So Mankind goes to do soco, but instead of reaching
<v Speaker 2>down his pants, he reaches down Valvenus's trunks and pulls
<v Speaker 2>out Rocko.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because Valvinus, of course stole Rocko, which was a
<v Speaker 1>gift from Mankind. He stolen He's kept the nearest cock.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Mankind has the Roco. He chases Valvenus out
<v Speaker 2>of the match.
<v Speaker 1>They have to both skip over the dog shit to
<v Speaker 1>get up the ramp and he, I mean mankind chases
<v Speaker 1>him so crazy with his hand in the air with
<v Speaker 1>rocco or socco whatever the fuck. Just ridiculous.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he chases him up the ramp. Rock then
<v Speaker 2>grabs the plate of dog shit. This is so funny.
<v Speaker 2>This is so funny, Like well, squat Rock casts to
<v Speaker 2>go over to the dog shit, grab it and then
<v Speaker 2>put it in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Like set up the dog shit spot. This is ship deathmatch.
<v Speaker 2>So Rock has this big plate of shit. Has anyone
<v Speaker 2>ever talked about this match?
<v Speaker 1>Of course, I'm sure. Oh you mean the guys?
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, yeah, like ever talked about the dog ship
<v Speaker 2>man do a right? Yeah, I'd love to see like
<v Speaker 2>an excerpt from like man having to put together the
<v Speaker 2>dog shit match. Yeah, sir Rock has this big plate
<v Speaker 2>of dog ship the dog do He puts it in
<v Speaker 2>the ring. Rock grabs the British Bulldog. He loads him
<v Speaker 2>up for the rock Bottom. He turns him around, rock
<v Speaker 2>Bottom straight into the dog poop.
<v Speaker 1>No, rock Bottom, No, not in the dog poop.
<v Speaker 2>He did the dog poop, the dog poop, the dog poop,
<v Speaker 2>rock Bottom into the dog pop. He goes on for
<v Speaker 2>what seems like forever, it is so funny.
<v Speaker 1>The greatest call someone could possibly have ever had with
<v Speaker 1>something involving dog shit, man, the dog poop, the dog.
<v Speaker 1>I like have remembered that since I was a fucking child,
<v Speaker 1>the dog poop repeated at nauseum like it's fitting stuck
<v Speaker 1>in my head ever since. It's like it's insane.
<v Speaker 2>Rock Bottom into the dog poop, the dog poop, poop,
<v Speaker 2>the dog. Rock Bottom, dog.
<v Speaker 1>Poop didn't even better than what I forget. Rock goes
<v Speaker 1>for the people's elbow.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I love the way he did this too. Rock
<v Speaker 2>goes for the people's elbow, but British bulldog rolls over
<v Speaker 2>and when he gets to the point of contact for
<v Speaker 2>the people's elbow, he looks down there is dog shit
<v Speaker 2>all over the ground and all over the British bulldog.
<v Speaker 2>So instead he walks over to the top rope poses
<v Speaker 2>and they hit his music. Oh my god, so he
<v Speaker 2>wins too, two matches back to back of the fucking finish.
<v Speaker 1>It's going on here.
<v Speaker 2>Rock probably said, I am not pinning that guy.
<v Speaker 1>Also, he goes up to do the pose and he
<v Speaker 1>does the smell of the air and then he looks
<v Speaker 1>grossed out steaky well the dog poop was not the
<v Speaker 1>end of the show.
<v Speaker 2>James, No, there was actually more.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there is.
<v Speaker 2>Here.
<v Speaker 1>Austin's walking around backstage because uh, he just is, and
<v Speaker 1>then Triple H clips him. He fucking jumps them, starts
<v Speaker 1>stomping his ass out. They go back and forth. Here
<v Speaker 1>Austin throws him into a door, which he goes through
<v Speaker 1>and Triple H lands on the floor and he says,
<v Speaker 1>take down, you, son of a bitch, and then all
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, you hear the sound of a rattlesnake,
<v Speaker 1>and Triple H looks over and they show a big
<v Speaker 1>ass rattlesnake. Austin closes the door. Game over exactly what
<v Speaker 1>this fucking was, dude, Yeah, really, The last thing you
<v Speaker 1>see is the door closed and Triple H yelling no,
<v Speaker 1>and the show ends.
<v Speaker 2>James Wan saw this. He said, I'm locked in. I
<v Speaker 2>have an idea, and then that's when he put the
<v Speaker 2>ship in the toilet in the cell room.
<v Speaker 1>We actually do watch the follow up through this episode,
<v Speaker 1>which is SmackDown, which is uh the episode where Triple
<v Speaker 1>H comes out implying that he was bit by the
<v Speaker 1>rattlesnake and he's going to retire his face as all
<v Speaker 1>fucked up. You can check that out in the archives.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so we've reviewed that. All that fucking shit there,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, the dog poop Man, the dog poop, the
<v Speaker 1>dog poop, I will uh, I will never until the
<v Speaker 1>day I die. Ever forget the Michael Cole call of
<v Speaker 1>the dog poop, the dog poop, it lives forever.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that is it for WBF raw is War for
<v Speaker 2>October eleventh, nineteen ninety nine. And now it's time for.
<v Speaker 1>The main event.
<v Speaker 2>Let's read some fucking names. All right, welcome to the
<v Speaker 2>main event. It's time to read those names. Patreon Name segment.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, goddamn names. Got a lot of the names, and
<v Speaker 1>there has been a lot of fucking names here and uh,
<v Speaker 1>just the words of the wise. If your name hasn't
<v Speaker 1>been read yet, don't worry. More than likely it's just
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of names and we'll get there.
<v Speaker 2>Starting in the five dollar tier. Lewis English James d Nizzle,
<v Speaker 2>a life sized cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito scratching his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Was that the guy from the Baldies.
<v Speaker 2>My next blind, my balls, slap my thighs when I
<v Speaker 2>walk like Kent Takobashi versus Kinske Sasaki in the Tokyo done.
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that's fucking horrifying.
<v Speaker 2>John Miller put six Pock in a team with Trent seven.
<v Speaker 2>Call them Trent Pock, no El he Odell, Chris.
<v Speaker 1>P Cocker ooh, Chris Py Cocker.
<v Speaker 2>Logan Wilson, Chicken fam Enrique Chris O'Neill calling my wife
<v Speaker 2>Linda Ellerbe because of the boys.
<v Speaker 1>I assum is her first name, Linda? Or are you
<v Speaker 1>just sucking caller? It just for fun?
<v Speaker 2>The big stupid Jared Schmuck, Mick Wisen, Jamal Hunter, NBA
<v Speaker 2>Dunk Contest participant, Jace Richard's son.
<v Speaker 1>You think he has a cluely has a different life
<v Speaker 1>over here at all.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Yeah, I mean he probably wakes up
<v Speaker 2>in a cold sweat sometimes he's not sure why, but
<v Speaker 2>one day he'll figure it out.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Matthias, Lance Dixon Dixon what l he o day?
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Lawrence Gordon.
<v Speaker 7>Junior oh one of Jigsaw's apprentices, and Tonio Flores, Mike
<v Speaker 7>Sean posad Waylon Howard, Michael Davilliar.
<v Speaker 2>It's me, It's me, it's ass neck balls.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, there they are. I fucking was waiting for
<v Speaker 1>us neck balls to be here.
<v Speaker 2>Ten dollars tier. Hey, Johnny, I'm going to Philadelphia next
<v Speaker 2>weekend to watch the Eagles play. Oh wait, never mind.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's ridiculous. There's fucking football season's done. We're watching
<v Speaker 1>the Fills.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can go watch the Fills lose.
<v Speaker 1>What did you say?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>What did you say? Fuck you man? Your team's getting
<v Speaker 1>all suspended for fighting. Funk you.
<v Speaker 2>We won the fight and we won the game. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>ray lef Cody Murshawan Joey, the Tricky, Chris Getchel, Dude,
<v Speaker 2>I'm ah in your mouth, Fido Latrelle firefly, can you
<v Speaker 2>shine your light now? I love your ways because they're
<v Speaker 2>just like Chase Richards.
<v Speaker 1>He is not a firefly in my life.
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Richard Strocher, PhD.
<v Speaker 1>Of morning Wood College. Ah, doctor Dick Stroker from Dick College.
<v Speaker 1>I say you guys could just be blunt. That's fine.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what the fuck Strocher?
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's supposed to be Stroker.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just say cock.
<v Speaker 1>That's trying to be clever, you know, trying to give
<v Speaker 1>you something to think about.
<v Speaker 2>Team Janner Tiger style X. I believe in Sareism. What
<v Speaker 2>if I don't want to be in the main event.
<v Speaker 2>No one ever asked me if I wanted to be
<v Speaker 2>a main eventor call me a jobber.
<v Speaker 1>We did the fucking Russo we're pushing the mid card
<v Speaker 1>acts in the main event and you have no choice.
<v Speaker 2>Gang Girlson, I'm not showing up.
<v Speaker 1>This time. It works though, because we love it here.
<v Speaker 2>Joseph Ricard, Caleb Robinson, Presto Kappa. Hey, Johnny, it's TNA's hometown. Man.
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering if there's anything fun to do in
<v Speaker 2>your hometown.
<v Speaker 4>Man.
<v Speaker 2>No, not at all, not at all. There's nothing fun
<v Speaker 2>to do, so you should all stop asking. Christian V
<v Speaker 2>the Bean kicked in Ah shit, Big Squirt ninety seven,
<v Speaker 2>Chris Noiola, Ruby June Rookie three, Daniel Romeo, Alexander pixelated rabbit.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can't see it's so pixelated.
<v Speaker 2>Noah, John Casey, seize the means of production. Brother, give
<v Speaker 2>me that cock meat sandwich with the marin era.
<v Speaker 1>I've heard the cock meat sandwiches low calories.
<v Speaker 2>Uncle, Yeah, Stan Hansen, Holy shitz it. Billy Reeves, b
<v Speaker 2>Boo Bob dubop.
<v Speaker 1>Ski Bob do Bob do.
<v Speaker 2>Be Bopa do bop b Bob ampotent tree Food, Jess
<v Speaker 2>h three, Joel Very, Aiden Owens, Ryan Mendoza, Wyatt, Crusty
<v Speaker 2>j hitting Johnny with the overdrive, the long way, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Spreading my ass cheeks and farting right in your mouth. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Currently blasting the no Way Jose theme as I hunt
<v Speaker 2>my girlfriend Sloppy Chase Richard's son style.
<v Speaker 1>Jose, Dude, no Joy has come up way too many
<v Speaker 1>times in my life. This week it came up like
<v Speaker 1>six times on my the fucking mind you have recording
<v Speaker 1>now it's on here.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't even tell you what that theme song sounds like.
<v Speaker 1>No Way Ose.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I do remember that. I do remember that, wow
<v Speaker 2>and hadle the people with them. Congrats on the sex.
<v Speaker 1>Elephant six.
<v Speaker 2>I got nothing this week. I just hope the boys
<v Speaker 2>and all the dippers are doing good. Love you all.
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, that's fucking great. I love that. Yeah, thank you,
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>I hope you're doing well too. Yeah, right back at you,
<v Speaker 2>Finrod Stuart a j C. Yeah, call her Sloppenheimer the
<v Speaker 2>way she drops bomb head.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah.
<v Speaker 2>This is for my buddy, Aiden. I know you're listening.
<v Speaker 2>You fuck her. You are officially uninvited for my kick
<v Speaker 2>ass Red Lobster birthday.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, no, I don't like that. Come on, get
<v Speaker 1>back together, boys like have a fuck do the Hogan
<v Speaker 1>macho handshake, Like, let's rekindle this friendship.
<v Speaker 2>Said no, unlimited Shrimp.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks man, Red Lobster, they got that.
<v Speaker 2>Happy birthday, Chris Love Dennis Am, I you know the
<v Speaker 2>camera's on, so I had asked myself. Camera's been on
<v Speaker 2>the whole time.
<v Speaker 1>Huh that's pretty good.
<v Speaker 2>Anna huax Sandez nice cam the Sean Flair. I'm sorry,
<v Speaker 2>I love you spot except it's James saying odd dude
<v Speaker 2>before hitting Johnny with the Clyde frog splash.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that to me, would you?
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry? No, odd dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yum cyboard for life.
<v Speaker 2>Green dust is my sleep paralysis demon? Oh tell DC,
<v Speaker 2>Robbie Wan Johnny looks like a horse. Bro.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're off the fucking list.
<v Speaker 2>Vince Belica, Dick Doug Cock shut so.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Wow, no fucking Fixen's just the plain old DTCJ.
<v Speaker 2>No fixes at all on that one. Please, ma'am gonna
<v Speaker 2>kick you in the balls, King of Hot Soup style,
<v Speaker 2>don't do that. Seven DM Santos hitting Johnny with nothing
<v Speaker 2>because he did nothing wrong, but hitting James with the
<v Speaker 2>overdrive go birds.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is great, great.
<v Speaker 2>Yum, James would say, odd, dude, mert Man and Craig Pearson,
<v Speaker 2>what's a brother, got a dude to get some jack
<v Speaker 2>around here? Dude, bro, all we do in hell is
<v Speaker 2>played wwf attitude.
<v Speaker 1>God damn that sucks. Poopy fart, Mico, you just got
<v Speaker 1>to visits for yourself.
<v Speaker 2>I'm Almo with some integrity of these names.
<v Speaker 3>Poopy far boop yay, Sean three sixteen zero it Mike
<v Speaker 3>Baba guard doesn't like jarbonies.
<v Speaker 4>Oh wowither Die, Sean Green, Cameron Brown, Brandon Aguar Troy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that fucking give me an exact.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a lot. Sorry, Hey say hello Richard's son.
<v Speaker 1>No, Scott, I'm not doing that.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah no, yeah, the whole fen rito Yeah yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 6>David Ryles, Dudelee, Mick Brodia.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a pretty cool name.
<v Speaker 2>Kieran Norman. Norman is ever truly good. Norman is never
<v Speaker 2>truly Kieran. Yeah, the one responsible for raising that piece
<v Speaker 2>of ship. Jungle Boy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, come on, we like jungle Boy, Ash.
<v Speaker 2>Nick Gordon, Christian Rivera Pablo. I was watching a w
<v Speaker 2>with my son. He asked, why is MJF so mean?
<v Speaker 2>He should be friends with the other wrestlers. He's thirty
<v Speaker 2>seven years old. Buffs nine oh seven booking Johnny in
<v Speaker 2>a three Stages of Steve match with Steve Borden, Steve
<v Speaker 2>Hickinbottom and Steve.
<v Speaker 1>Not Steve hack Bottle. That's the worst of the Budge.
<v Speaker 2>Fifteen dollars Tier Callum Monley, Pottsville Maroons rule Fuck the
<v Speaker 2>Eagles and the Panthers.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's fucking crazy. What the fuck are the Pottsville Maroons?
<v Speaker 1>Your team don't have enough info? Yeah, just by the fault.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you and your team and they suck ass. I'm
<v Speaker 1>sure Dame's Jarnell.
<v Speaker 2>She's three on my d till I get the tables,
<v Speaker 2>Oly shit Pussy, the clin Vgina.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Fuzzy style it there, Trey.
<v Speaker 2>Boob, Doctor Dick the Cop, Johnson Dash Peter Son No.
<v Speaker 2>Uh sixty dollars annual. Thank you for having me. It's
<v Speaker 2>great to be here.
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, it's great to have you. What the hell?
<v Speaker 1>And the new.
<v Speaker 2>Champion Patreon seventy seven seventy seven.
<v Speaker 1>Seven seven seven seven.
<v Speaker 2>I used my inheritance to become Patreon champion and get
<v Speaker 2>an NL tattoo.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, this dude did get an n L tattoo.
<v Speaker 1>That's really he did. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, should show it
<v Speaker 1>to me.
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it. Oh fuck off the Yeah, you
<v Speaker 2>can fight it to me later. It's cool.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, okay, yeah, but dude, fucking super cool. Now, next
<v Speaker 1>you gotta get a Deadlock tattoo. Get that ship popping.
<v Speaker 1>That's gotta go on your ass.
<v Speaker 2>It's gotta go right across your belly like Ray Mysterios
<v Speaker 2>and that says Richardson.
<v Speaker 1>No, no, Well, that is it for our show this week.
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