Revisiting WCW Nitro 2001 Minnesota Massacre Match, The Mystery Man, Kronik vs Goldberg & Sarge
It’s the first WCW Nitro of 2001! Ric Flair is the owner of WCW and we are getting ready for the WCW Sin. There is a mystery man running around and nobody knows who it is. As the episode goes on, the pieces for the main event at the ppv are falling into place. Shane Douglas fights Sid Vicious for his spot in the WCW Championship match. Schedule is Scott Steiner vs Jeff Jarrett vs Sid Vicious vs The Mystery Man! We have no idea who this mystery is! Also, Goldberg and Sarge are very upset with Kronik! If Kronik beats Goldberg his career is over! And for the first time ever we have a Minnesota Massacre Last Man Standing Match with the Natural Born Thrillers vs randomly selected opponents. Also, the DEADLOCK Q&A returns.
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2023-09-16
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Welcome Deadlock Podcast, episode number two hundred and eleven. Yes, it's still weekly, still weekly, same week, it's still a weekly episodic, yes, just long not the same day, but still the week we are here. I was a very sick man, and uh sorry about that. But I'm here less snotty than ever. I've been doing yoga and it had cured my sickness and we're all good now. Boys sickness ever done with over the counter medicine. That was one of the questions with Q. But that's next week. Next week, of course. Well, this week we're gonna be talking about w c W Nitro. January eighth, two thousand and one. Yes, it's a it's a new year. I think it's the first it's the first night trove of the year. I think it is, ye or it is January first, was I don't know, Well, that's the first day of the year. Of course, yeah, you know what day it is yesterday. I typically don't know what day it is because the pop's coming out on a different day this week, I'll be honest with you, but this is, of course the go home show to ww SIN or ww SIN Sunday. I'm not too sure that every wrestler on the show thinks it's called Sin Sunday. No matter what company's got to not exist. It is very obvious watching this shit. It's good. It's good. It shouldn't have got rid of the bird shit stage. This is what I'm talking about, man, I you know what I was. I was actually thinking about that. I mean, just real quick, before we get into the other the deadlock updates, which is fucking very important. You should all stick around for that, but we have not. I don't know if we've reviewed one bird shit stage all three hours. They're all That's why it is right, because they're all fun. Yes, I've been watching that era, like just by myself offline viewing. Yeah, in that stage is fucking so cool looking, it's awesome. Yeah. The only thing that they would have done it, like most of the era, they kept the the aprons on the ring. They were like just gray. There wasn't any logo on it was just gray apron is right. Yeah, I think I think towards the end, I have to get to the end of it to see, but I think when they start switching over or they're about to start switching over, they actually get some branding on it, but in the early parts, at least the first few months, just gray, just gray aprons. I was like, oh shit, okay. It definitely was probably one of those things where they're like, oh, we'll get to it. Yeah, I guess, but dude, Yeah, the bird Ship stage is awesome and like it had screens and everything. So I don't know why they changed other than Russo wanted the tron. You wanted the Russo Tron. Yeah, I guess. I guess you felt the Turner Tron. Yes, of course it felt you know, I guess it did feel kind of big, but god damn it. And when the countdown has begun to the end of WCW, we're covering step number one. Before we get into that, we have deadlock updates here. Watch this, of course, is up on the Patreon Kevin Ash Versus book or t Caged Heat from Fall Brawl, which is we I think there's like ten matches on that show and we have done six of them. Ever watched this. Soon there will be a compilation an we went as well, right, we gotta do one every so often and then we'll do a big one. But yes, Caged Heat main event of Fall Brawl Kevin nashbook or tea, nothing like I expected. That's the best way I could put it. Deadlock merch up date. Shipping will start probably in the next week, probably fucking soon. Yeah, very soon. The last pieces of the Shenanigans are coming in. We were the flags were being held up unbelievably, which is I kind of want you to tell the PDF story, the proof story. Oh yeah, sure, Okay, So we sent him the proof for the flag. We had it all on the proof and everything that we sent over to them. We wanted it like I even gave them centimeters how big it needs to be each side, where the gramments need to be, Like, I put it all in there for We've done this a bunch of times. Yeah, we've done a lot of flags on the website before. So we wait and we're waiting. We're waiting, we're waiting, and they have to send proof first before we can place the order, and then you have to approve the proof and then you have to get the whole process. But anyways, they sent the proof back finally yesterday, and it was like, what, what could be fifty megabytes? A fifty megabyte proof is crazy. They might as well send the psd over at that point the AI file, right, you're right, And I opened up the PDF and it is a very very large version of the exact proof that I send over the first time, Like, same exact lines, same text, color, it's just the same thing. I'm assuming a lot of people don't send them the exact proof that they would use, probably, so it was very funny. It's funny. Yeah, so everything should be here, so I am mad. That's people that ordered just shirts will be getting their ordership to them first, and then anyone that ordered something with or just the flag, we'll be getting that a little bit after that. But thank you all for your patients, and this ship's worth waiting for. These shirts are looking awesome. The DPW Carolina Classic three this weekend. Shit, holy shit, that's right. One can win. It's a second annual Carolina Classic, which is a second that sounds awesome. It's a beautiful thing to hear. To second eighty second would be even fucking crazier to hear. I'm not sure it's more prestigious, as you said, we just lie so, but yeah, this is gonna be absolutely awesome. It is, of course this weekend, so get your fucking ass out to the Durham Armory. It's this Sunday. Come on, now, I know listen, we know football's back. We understand that you could do both. You could watch the football on your phone, keep track of the scoring your phone. Get your ass out to the Durham Armory. Man, get out of here. Yeah, the Panthers play on Monday. Man, come on your fake fans. Yes, you live in Carolina. You like the Panthers. You live in Carolina. You like the Cowboys? Fuck you, man, Dad Prescott, not just in case, by the way, the following weekend, by the way, so that will be the twenty third, I believe that is is when it premiers on d on demand, dot com, super Indie, dot TV, whatever you prefer to visit. It will be all there, of course. All right now, it's time for the Patreon shoutouts, Oh my God, starting in the one Dog Tire and for Ny Copeland and Bean Aidan Foster, Kelvin Lewis Jensen, Cousin Coucci, Man Johnson, the second coming back, Sam Sam, Double Sam, mister n C. Is that you Chris Vagina. That's not that's not Chris VGI. 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You're real Patreon World's champion. Who is this? That's that? That's his whole name. That fraud Jose stole a Patrol champion for me? Following him or not? No, I'm not. I guess I should be though. No. Wow, congratulations, thank you so much. Wow. I I'm in a lot of pain. Holy shit, man, I'm actually gonna take a second here, me absolutely too. We'll be back to god damn all right, it's time to get into wc W Nitro January eight, two thousand and one. Holy shit, a lifetime ago, James. That was an unbelievable amount of time ago. So weird. It doesn't feel like it does not, and you know what, it never feels like it. But that's probably because we are just fucking old now, and we're just old. We're just old bastards. Yeah, especially you see Tony, I thought you were a very old bastard, is what I thought. No, you heard it wrong. My favorite wrestler is Randy Orton. I started watching in two thousand and eight. I think watching got Orton pose. Well, let's take a look at what was gone on the wrestling world at the time. We've reviewed a ton of shows around this time, so a lot of the observer stuff we've already gone over. But I have found an article here from the Figure four Wrestling newsletter Figure four Weeks by Brian Alvarez from January first, two thousand and one, looking at a brief history of recent backstage fights. I thought it was great, says here. With the recent backstage fight between Dallas Page and Scott Steiner making headlines. I've decided to go back this week and look at some of the most infamous off TV brawls in recent US wrestling history. So he has some from like I guess it's like the from nineteen ninety until two thousand and one. There's not too many here, but someone knew about someone I didn't know about. So first one here we have Nasty Boys and Ken Shamrocks circa nineteen ninety which I'm James. I'm sure you're super excited for this one, being a big Nasty Boys guy that it depends on who wins. Well, we'll see here. So this fight occurred when all three were wrestling for South Atlantic Pro Wrestling and Shamrock was working under the name Vince Tarelli, which is I didn't know this was a thing either, TERRELLI. I don't know why Vince TRELLI didn't stick. I don't know about that name. Yeah. Well, following the show, there was an incident in a hotel bar between Brian Knobs and a woman sucking, and Shamrock reportedly went to Knob's room afterwards to discuss it. Jerry Saggs answered the door since Knobs was already in bed, Shamrock allegedly jumped on Knobs and started kicking his ass, so Jerry Saggs made the save by smashing a lamp over SHAMROCK's head. Many people have noted the parallels between the story and recent database angle involving Malenko, Leda and the Hardy Boys. I guess the Hardys broke a lamp over Malenko's head in the same way when he was a ladiesman at the time. Shamrock, despite the reputation he would later gain him mixed martial arts, was much smaller at this time than he was during his stint and was no match for a two on one beating Knobs, and sagg allegedly nearly killed him, pummeling him into unconsciousness. SHAMROCK's head was re poorly, so swollen afterwards that it didn't look humans So sadly, sadly the wrong man one uh in this, Shams, I probably want to hear that ship lamp well. Years later, Shamrock saw Knobs in the airport and was gonna take his hands with him. The Rocks stopped him. He's going to UC super Fight title up. Fist on it. Brown Man with the double fist the super Fight title up in the middle of the guy down back. Then Theresa neither you know, we can take him down right there at the gate and he's getting on the plane at the gate and then get on the plane, watches the fucking plane, goes and drag his carcass onto the plane after to sit down. Sir, what do you want to take back? Then you just fight? The fight didn't ship like then you get there, especially if you were the UFC Super Fight champion. Can't share him on the plane in the air he throws the belt down at the pilot's feet. That means it's hard, doesn't across the line they get some if you want the Manna Warrior goes poop. You have seen right. I Like you guys are young, you don't remember the times they were like this, man, But it used to be like that regularly. Man, My dad went for the contention for that title three times. Youstic lights, distic lights too. Yeah, that's incredible. Then he signed a bunch of trist Dude, somebody asked, fucking they wanted to get Trish Stratus to sign the trist Stratus picture that your dad signed. Does the craziest thing ever you got to get me a side. They get that, they get me de sign it too, and then you'll have the whole lineage. Wow, that dude, that's probably that is so long ago. There's probably people I have no idea what the fuck we're even talking about out When did we do that? That was Valentine's I think it would be like two years ago. Yes, yeah, it was like two or three years we did it? Was did we do it? It was like it came with a merch or something. I don't even know what Patreon thing. You could get it on patron for signing up. What the fuck were we doing? Yeah? Dad didn't even question all. It was a Tris Stradis eight by ten of her in a bikini. This is like pre w Belie, you know the one, and like, yeah, James just printed them out and said Dad signed these, and then he did. I don't know why it was your dad or what we did. Story about his dad, story about like I used to go hang out with the Marina and like my Dado, Yeah, I had the Tris Strais uh poster in the bathroom. That's yeah, that's right, that's unbelievable. Different era boom boom, Yeah, Here's a fight from nineteen ninety one. It is Brian Pillman against Sid Vicious. Uh. Sid and Pilman ran into each other at a bar following a house show. Pillman worked for WW at the time, and Sid was getting his first big push in WF. Apparently, Sid told Pilman that he made it to the big time and was making huge money, and Pilman never would because he was too small. So Pilman, who was he says here who was on a bus trip once talks so tough super fight Jim down on the plane. I'll see you later on American Pillman started screaming at Sid and then got into an argument. Pilman challenged him to a fight. Sid left the bar, went to his car, and returned with a squeegee, which he apparently figured he could use to defend himself against Pillman. Stumped up his ass. Mike Graham wrestled the squeegee from Sid udy and Sid ooty back down. So Sid was gonna fucking fuck Brian pilling up with a squeegee. Yeah, he also had scissors. Where's your scissors that's coming up from? How would you send? Let's see? I said over this tweet. From I found this tweet from twenty twenty. Yeah, but Pandemic era rely Oh yeah, Pandemic we were fucked up. Yeah, James Death, I don't remember that you're taking a picture of him signing these. Yeah, there had to be authenticity to show, of course, that's yeah. He didn't question this. December nineteen ninety two, a fight between Nails and Vince McMahon. I feel like I've heard of this, but I guess I've never read the actual story. So Nails, do you guys remember Nails, big fucking guy would be journs jumpsuit. Yes. Nails confronted Vince Wickman backstage at a raw show in green Bay wishcdsen and demanded more money from green By demanded more money for the Summer Slam match he worked at Wembley Stadium earlier in the year. The show drew seventy five thousand fans, and Nails believed he should be have made more than eight thousand dollars for his match. Buddy, I don't think that's what Vince said. He said someone about the fucking record of a few years a few times dwenty. Nails may or may not have punched Vince in the face, but when sergeants laughter Grilla Monsoon, Dave Hebner and Honor Scaland stormed in to find out what was happening. They found Vince lying helpless on the floor with Nails on top of him, attempting to strangle him. Uh Nails then ended up calling the police and claimed Vince sexually assaulted him. Earl Hebner later told people he saw the incident through a crack door and there was absolutely no sexual assault line. Crazy Nails gave the police report when they gave him the building, and subsequently followed charges. Nothing ever came of it because the people Nails had listened as witnesses wouldn't corroborate his story, and then he was fired. That's fucked up, Just Michael, he listed Grilla. I think it's a bitch, don't ask him actually crossed out. From nineteen ninety three, we have the infamous Sid Vicious versus arn Anderson fight. During a tour of England, Sid and Arne got into an argument and a hotel bar. Sid later went up into Arne's room and then one arm opened the door. Sid allegedly struck him over the head with a hotel chair. What do you think it was? You think was the folding chair? Do you think it was like a bar stool? It was like a real share outside down for some reason. Well, they got into a huge fight and Sid stabbed arn Over twenty times with a pair of scissors. Scissors too cold, Scorpio, Doug, Dillinger, Vader, and several other wrestlers finally arrived to break up the fight and both men were hospitalized. Arn't ended up keeping his job with company, but Sid, who was in line to win the world title two months later It's Darkade, was fired after several wrestlers starting to walk out. If he was how did Sid end up in the hospital. He hit Arn over the head with a hotel chair, stabbed him twenty times, and then he himself. He missed crazy this times a challenge in the UFCON busted the door. Look, I'm just telling you, guys, it used to be better. To be better. They used to be dude. The UFC Super Fight tittle is awesome. I also love the idea now that he's jolly fucking defended, as he's the ultimate fighters, he might as well have I mean, that was the same he was just fighting random dudes off the street. Yeah, that's the sport was good, you know, you know guys like kill my slice cod around like that. What the fucking beast that guy was? He's beating up police officers in the backyard. I'm sitting yeah, oh yeah, this guy could take on some really like everyway fighters James's backyard. His dad's there too. As far as I can, I could beat the whole strike Fords roster. Did we have a fight here? Between Vader and Paul Orndorff From nineteen Vader and booker Paul Orndorff got into an argument backstage was escalated into a fight. Vader it showed up late for the center stage tapings, and Orndorff started yelling at him to hurry up and do his promos. Well, I just want to make sure I'm gonna read it out, just to make sure we all, you know, make sure we're on the right side here. There had been previous heat between the two. Both got face to face and Ordoff. Orndorff begged Vader, who outwaged him by two hundred pounds, to start something. Vader shoved him down with a palm blow, and Orndorff came back fighting flooring Vader and then knocking him for a loop with a punch with his bad left arm. Orndorff proceeded to kick at Vader's face with his sandaled feet. I don't know why until okay misheard, until the wrestlers broken up. Amazingly, everyone just left Vader on the floor in a fetal position and went back to doing your thing. So when Vader recovered, he walked into Orndorff's office and they got into another the fight. After this fight was broken up, Vader was sent home with the belief he instigated it, and Ordorff ended up working in match later the night with a busted up face against Barry Houston. WW then fired Vader. All right, so Paul Orndorff was right, and he shook it, kicked Vader's ass. He's gonna kicked it even more than he did. Ye. That's we're actually, you know, if we could, God resussir, I wish we could work a DVW and kick your fucking ass. And if you fucking miss called to have it, don't do you. Prom us the spirit of Paul Ordorf is gonna come in. He's gonna sucking shut He's gonna have Sandal fuck you to hell take the pictures. That is fucking crazy. A couple more here we have h Kevin Nash and Roddy Piper from nineteen ninety seven. Following one of the most horrible matches in wrestling history, pitting Scott Hall and Kevin Nash against Piper and Flare, Nash stormed in the Piper's dressing room. Nash was angry over what he perceived was Piper not cooperating during the match and subsequently going into business for himself. Piper went as far as the call for the finished six minutes early, so the post match brawl ended up going on seemingly forever and making for hideous television. Nash pounded on Piper's door until Piper's bodyguard Craig Malley opened the door. Uh. Nash storm Dan and pie faced Piper, who jumped back up and tried kick it Nash's bad knee. Mally and Rick Flaire quickly broken up and mallied back down from the much larger Nash when a fight nearly started between the two of them. So not as much as a fight there but Piper Piper's instinct to be attacked Nash's legs. Ernest Miller and Billy Kidman had a fight in nineteen ninety nine which some of these I would pay to see. Ernest Miller and Billy Kidman, whose name is Peter Gruner, just because you wanted to know that, got into an altercation at a bar following that Evening's Nitro. According to witnesses, Miller grabbed at Kidman in a playful manner, and Kidman took it seriously, shoving him away. Miller shoved back. They got into an argument, and Miller allegedly punched Kidman in the face. Kidman shot back with a punch to the chest, at which point several wrestlers broke it up. Kidman reportedly told Metal that if it was if that was all you had, he definitely wasn't the greatest. Miller then got pissed at this and they were kill at it again when wrestlers in hotel security managed the com both sides. That is fucking hilarious. The greatest, that's all the guy lived for. He was the greatest. Gear was her fucking cameras here, that's insane, all right. And then the last year, the one that he did this all for was the Scott Steiner Dallas Page Fight from two thousand. Following an unscripted promo by Scott Steiner on Nitro claiming DDP didn't have the balls to face him, DDP in front of him as he came through the curtains and a fight broke out. D took Page down and was pounding on him for a full minute as seven wrestlers attempted to pry him off. A bloody DDP and Kevin Ash ended up leaving the building, so some of the show had to be rewritten since they factored and factored into it. Steiner stayed behind and did his scheduled promo and running, then wrestled Ernest Miller for the thundertapings later the evening, and then DDP and Steiner met on December twenty second and discussed the situation, eventually coming to an understanding. I understand you know, have having pride, but I am not challenging Scott Steiner to anything and a fight, argument, chess match. I'm not fucking with this dude at all. He's fucking punched DDP in the face for a whole minute and seven dudes couldn't get up. He did, and he was and that he went on to beat Ernest Miller, who was not the greatest. There you go, that's a fun little look at wrestling fights in history. No, which is a good time because everyone's fighting again and wrestling, and I think that's really bringing us back to the times when wrestling was great. It used to be better. Just you just don't show up late for call time and yeah, just gonna fuck you off. All right, now it's time to get into nitro. We get the cold open here. The natural born thrillers have taken this fucking show over and it's a fucking ramp job. Okay, well he's fucking not taking anything over, but he's also here. He takes over so much tonight. I'm excited to talk about what happens today. I hate this dude, get off by TV. Come on, Dreny, that's your fucking family, bro, it's your fucking blood. Well Flair makes Jarrett put his spot up. Uh in this title match three way dance against sid Vicious and Uh. I guess Scott Steiner who is the I guess he's supposed to be the champion. I don't really know what's going on. Here is the champ? He's correct? Big gold Bill yeah, So the three way Dance is supposed to be at the pay per view, right, that's what it is. It's Jarrett Steiner mystery man. That's the big the big ruts of the pay per view? Is this? What about Well, sid Vicious gets his way into the match because he beats Jarrett in a match I think, or he was attacked by Scott Steiner. Well, that could have been anybody. It still could be any really, dude, this cold open is actually fucking insane because there's so much happening in so little time, and they're not really explaining anything. Like the franchise Cat in the Cat is there, he's fighting Reno. Then Buff Bagwall breaks. I wrote Finley, it was not Finley, was Sergeant. I thought with Finley at the Times, Sarge is we got to talk about Serge. But this guy, Yeah, but that's an AI, that's it's a robot. Yeah, Buff breaks Sergeant's hand. Goldberg then gets attacked by Chronic and put into a box which gets locked shut and he gets taken away on a forklift. Dude, I'm gonna go ahead, We're gonna go ahead and talk about this right now. So I get us away, Okay, Chronic and Goldberg and Serge in an angle is inspired booking? What they said? What have we got the fucking four biggest piece of shit of all time? Make a deal with each other. Yeah, y'are getting angle together, and y'are gonna figure I'm not even gonna call nothing. Y'all figure it out, dude, Dude, Nobody wants to work, and nobody wants to lose, and nobody wants to how to wrestle, and it's awfurd nobody doing nothing done. Serge trains people for a living. What the fuck is did he? Jerke Goldberg? Yeah, Bro, that's gonna be exciting when we get into that a little bit later on tonight, Serge, Well, that's Sergeant Buddy and b Pepper Chris p Bacon Peper. It can't be bro. Well, So Jared Jared tells Flair that you're either gonna tell me who the mystery man is for their match at the pay per view, or he's gonna be wearing the guitar. So Flair books Sid in full black tights for some reason I don't know was a fucked up error of Sid here. He probably his asking by somebody against Jarrett And if Jarrett loses the match to Sid, he loses his slot in this three way dance. Well, there's no finish to that match because a mystery man that has just broken out of an insane asylum who also does magic on TV every week is attacking Sid Vicious. But it turns out to be Scott Steiner, the FMW guyslet's sake, Jason is terrible. I saw this guy in the crowd, mister wrestling whatever due it was the fucking mass magician. What was this fucking name? Fucking I got the secrets guy, fucking guy, so we get the goose bumps nitro intro, which is that is awesome? Yeah. I love Kevin Nash's eyes letting up. Yeah, that's one of the ones I wrote, Tony. I wrote, Kevin Nash's eyes light up like he's a fucking cyborg about to blow up a small towns what of reference. In my mind, that's what I thought he was doing. That's what I think. I think that it's gonna see lasers and blow up a smoke like on Zilla style, got cyborg on Zilla. This guy doesn't get it, Tony, and he's never gonna do. I was just thinking goosebumps. I don't know how to y'all side org that's he's got the laser eyes. Dude. The only normal shot in this entire opening video here is for some reason, Billy Kidman standing there. Like they don't color it or anything or give any like effects. It's just Billy standing in the ring summoning God from a ball he got. He got to be in there because he kicked the cat's ass. Is not the greatest. Well, this is the first show of w c W twouy and one or the first Nitro. I guess you could say, yes, that's right. Disco Inferno is on commentary, so we're off to a horrible starting. Oh there's also something very important that they announced here at the top, James and that they're in Governor Jesse venturaland oh great, do thank you. He might have been there, like campaigning in the crowd. I think he might have been filming a documentary. I swear we read something about that on the Observer things before, like he was in the crowd filming for ship and not on the show. They were just saying he just uses all that b roll and says WWF. No one knows why not fucking So we start off with the Rick Flair town hall. He's got a ton of security with them too. And dude, at least half of these guys competed for the UFC Supervike jamp and and they did pretty damn well. So they're here tonight. They probably didn't get it though, but they tried their best. Well, Flair is the CEO and president of WCW. You can be both, yeah, and Flair is both, and tonight he is going to be swinging his dick around hard on everybody, especially you. Scott Steiner. Well, it's six days before the baby and Jim, so we gotta book a card is coming, and you guys, Sunday Sunday. Who Sunday? I'm not watching that ship, not on NFL fucking Sunday, You kidding me? No, Sunday, I gotta get ready for it. Not only that they reminded us that football seasons going on right now. They tell us, of course, because the first thing that Rick Flair says, Tony is how about those Minnesota Vikings? Yeah, that's like this, so what do you want to talk about? Line? How about those Minnesota Vikings is exactly what they say in every W. B. Brock lesnar comic number sixty nine. He was on the team, and he loved Dante Calpepper. He loved his brother b Pepper be pepperber seventy. So Flair says, sixties Away from Sin Sunday the biggest favorite view of the year. That's a lie. It's the Royal Rubbles coming up. I know that's way since Sunday. Come on, Tony what Sin the mystery man? Dude? Not only that, Tony roll Rumble is the same month, but someone on this show is on that breaking a chance. They picked up everybody but Sarge got a job, and I'm fucking Sarge. Well, Flair calls out the commissioner, Mike Sanders. Is that right? Yeah? He actually questions how Mike Sanders even got his job. So, okay, he does do that. He says, you know, how'd you even get that job? I didn't give it to you and you didn't win an election. Well, as far as I know, you want a match. He beat the Cat to become the commissioner, and while he's got to do it again, he says Sanders will defend his job as commission against the Cat at WCW sins Sunday. Mike Sanders and hearing this announcement, is backstage watching the monitor learning how to move his head side design for the first time ever church fit. This guy is fucking flights. He's so dressed up, he's looking because he's commissioner bro Kevin n booking the show and showed up and god damn Jim Shorts. Well, Flair doesn't it doesn't know whether to put well, you got Sid, you got Jarrett Steiner ruined the match fucking last week. What the fuck are we gonna do for this world title matches? Sin? Yeah? Whatever chose dude. Jarrett is also fucking super confused too. Everyone in the show is fucking confused. What am I doing? The pay per view that you have to buy with money is in six days. That is crazy. So Jared's music hits. Jared says that Sid didn't beat him, so the spot in the three way dance is still Jared's not. Sid's commentary says, yeah, that sounds right. Actually, that's that's right. The face commentators that he'll commentators just go inferno. All agree with Jared here, and Flair's retort to this is you're really sounding like a dennisy Titan. Right now, let's go and Sunday's going up big, got them games, love the games. Clair says, you know what, you're right, there's you know, there's not even gonna be a fucking three way dance no more. And then that is when the world champ Freeze comes out, holy excited, but asking me Dayja holding the title upside down? All right, you know it's gonna be heat. It's like I must do. You always have to have at least one shot of your title upside down during your run. And and dude, she she holds it and shows her the crowd upside down, holds it back down, never flips it over, never even notices the whole time. But just why she's a fucking numbering freak and why you need to pay your response? Well, levin me remind you something, Flair, I'm wrestling x SIM in a three way dance, said, I'm wrestling saving me. Remind you something, Flair, I'm wrestling ex SIM and a three way dance? All right, tennessee tight right now, I gotta be honest. Well, Flair says, I don't know if you heard Anyboddy, but there's no three way dads no more, because it's gonna be a four way dance. Oh shit, can you guess what the four way dances? I imagine it's the mystery Man is still involved in this, yeah man, because we still don't know who it is, even though Steiner took off the mystery Man gear to reveal it was. But did he have the mystery Man gear? Let me tell you so? Yeah? So, I mean, obviously Steiner's pissed Jared and Steiner friends. No, what the fuck is Sid dude to even deserve to be in this match? You know what I mean? Other than just be Sid? Right? I guess. I guess he does win a match later to night in pretty convinced fashion, but we'll talk about that a little bit later. This is a wrong order. Steiner says that it's gonna be Steiner and Jarrett. Okay, so first, let me just preface this. So Flair said it's gonna be a flare. This is gonna be a four way dances, and as of now, of course, Steiner Jarrett disagree. But Steiner has another idea. It's gonna be Steer shared versus Sid and the Mystery Man, and I like our eyes. Dude. He says this. For the rest of the show, there's never a point where Steiner doesn't think this is attackment, like our eyes all right, that is fucking crazy. Uh this iron literally right die here. He's confused. I'm fucking so Flair that starts fucking just slamming b Roll. He's like, fucking play that's fucking footage, like out of here, man, He's like it's like Steiner forgets everything that happens is second it happens. It shows like footage of like Jarrett hitting Steiner with a guitar at Starcade and like, yes, So the first one I think was, let's see what might have been the mystery man. It might have been like it was it was Nitro two weeks ago where Flair was saying that Jarrett lie to Steiner about being in a match to get into the three way. At the pay per view, they show footage of Steiner saying, even friends, man, are you in this thing? And Jared says, I don't know, no, And then Jared's explanation of this is I had to protect him, you know, I had to protect him and get in the three way dance, and you're just trying to stir a bunch of crap. Well, Flair says, okay, well, how about this footage he played the play good footage, which is Jared going to hit Sid with a guitar and Sid ducks and he hit Steiner with a guitar. Steiner is only now remembering that this happened, and he also thinks Jared did it on purpose, even though he watched the footage. They talking about this. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he talked about this before. He's like, I didn't mean to. It's like, you look at the footage and it's like, oh, he just moved out of the way. Start started. Turns to Jared goes you remember that. He's pissed about it. He's like, what the fuck. Yeah, so Flair says, uh, this is the number one wrestling company in the world and no one pops and he looks at the crowd and then they go, oh yeah that shit. So we need that good made event tonight. Yeah. If there's anything in the world, nitro's no for us for good made events. Yeah, it's always it's always great historically good made events, Flair says. Steiner versus Jarrett for the world titles in the main event. So you want to you want to explain this shit to me? So Sin is in six days, right, we get a singles match for the world title on free TV, and I'm supposed to go, Man, I can't wait for the Mystery Man four way at the pay per view. Well, of course that's and yeah, so of course nothing changes about the pay per view match either. James like, if Jarrett wins the title night, it's still the same fucking match. It still could be Steiner and Jarrett versus Sin in the Mystery Man. Well, just according to Steinert, it always it's gonna be that. Clair says Steiner versus Jared's the world title in the main event, Steiner starts rushing the ring, and I'm not wrestling Jeff. I'm gonna wrestle you again. Sky. That's you can't just fucking hear what you want matches. Flair says, listen, you touch me, I'll ship you that title and you'll never make it. The Sin as the champion, and Steiner says, Fair, you keep putting up these roadblocks and I keep knocking him down. Sooner or later, your ass gonna be mine. Then, little Fair, He walks up the ramp. He turns around and before it goes to black screen, Steiner looks right at Flair says, your mother sucks, dude. Every feel on the show is they hate Rick Flair, all of them they hate Rick Flair. Well, Flair's not doing a great job to make anyone not hate them. Yeah, I mean, really, you just book the singles match and standing the four Ways or some bullshit. Yeah, yeah, and you won't fights. Do I care about the mystery man? I care, like, what for what is the mystery man to do with the show? Like he's not doing anything. The Baby's nine year old Johnny says. What I'm doing is I'm doing in the nitro next week and then seeing the pictures at the front it because another word is gonna be fucked up on nod q dot com right after the baby who the mister man'sna be a rush motherfucker dot com? So Goldberg shows up. He's with Serge. Who the fuck that's Sergeant B Peppers, this fucking guy man Sorge, Sergeant is here and he's from the power Plant. Of course, the power Plant. Uh, you know, it was pretty much it was pretty much just the performance center. Yeah, right, that's right. Uh, And you know what it probably made more stars. And but I imagine Serge was Hazel. Dudes crazy, it was build him on. He still does that plant. Everyone from the power Plant just abuses the tradees. Guy's fucking name is sorrg Jayne Bruce se from power Oh my god, damn. So Sarge from the power Plant and Goldberger here and they walk up to the plan for sure you have power. Hey show up and they walk up with these dudes. There's I don't even know what job they could possibly be doing. The signing people in just sit there. They just sit there and look good. The table guys, yeah, and the table they're table guys. And Goldberg and Sarge come up and they ask the craziest question. I don't know if anyone's ever asked this actually, so no one ever wants to know this answer ever. Goldberg says, you're seeing chronic. Of course the answer is fucking no, you know what, blunt, Yeah, I got chronic. Well, Goldberg flips the fucking table. Yeah. Sarge looks at it, and then they both walk away. They're just trying to be there doing their jobs of being table the table guys on. Man, Well, the second guy snitches. He says they're down the hallway, but they never start kick his ass for snitching really broken the planet. Yeah, I didn't even you know what I even think of that that he does tell them where Chronic is, and there's never a scene after this where Goldberg and Sarge are ever near Chronic. You know what, It's actually got it easy for them to find Chronic because totally buff finds him and like very easy immediately, Yeah, this is this is they have all the six six of the painting the ass is ever working together. Man, that is so fucking funny. That Chronic room a crazy diet dude. Imagine them calling him back, That's what I'm saying, Like I bet Russo was like, look, look this is what we got for you. These guys are the biggest pace of the ass ever broke So dude, Chronic was the WW magazine tagg Team of the Year or something. We I don't know that yet, Tony geez. So you got to give him a little bit more credit here, you know, for this episode backstay segment. Mike Sanders is here. He's the commissioner. If anybody forgot, always in his office and he's pissed that Flair booked booked any match for WCW SIN. I can't believe it. How could you know? He got booked first as the cat for the commissioner's spot. He's passed because they fucking have done this already. Yeah, he earned this. I don't care how I got it. I got that shit. God damn it. You know what, because I'm the commissioner and I'm still booking matches, So I'm gonna book Big Ron Harris against the Cat. I'm getting the fuck out of here, like I'm switching over. I'm okay, I'm not yet. When war Zone happens, I'm switching over. But that's how much I don't want to watch this. Oh wow, that's fucking normally Okay, my times stop skip past since Sunday. That's how much I don't want to watch this ship. The Big Ron Harris is crazy. Mike Sanders books that match James and he says, listen, when you work for me, you gotta look good. And of course Ron and Don Harris are sitting there on his table and he says, only weak guys, look goodie? Was that our money right there? And he goes to touch and one says, WHOA come on now, Sanders says, you guys do something different with your hair, and I didn't realize this until he pointed out out. I thought he was just making a joke that they're both bald, but one of them is very much not as bald as the other one got his. Dude, I couldn't believe it. I was like they ripped him and made him. Come on, brother, that's right there, brother straight number one. He had an offline hair Matt before he went out there, like he looks insane. To be honest with you, which one was, don don no idea? Come on, you know what? I think it was heavy deep. If I'm running the show, And first off, I see I hear all of this in one segment. I hear Mike Sanders versus the Cat as sin, I hear Big Ron Harris versus the Cat tonight, and I hear you're bald. Everyone here was fired. Where everybody else figure something else out? Because I don't know what the fuck's going on, dude. Somebody took pen to paper and wrote this down and god do it, and they did it. Yeah, that's crazy. Man. Backstage, Flair is walking with security when one well guess a guy that should have been to the UFC walks up and that's none other than the franch franchise. Tony's cousin walks that cut my fucking Tony's own ship. Dude, franchise fucking says, what about me? What about the franchise? Just just do that, He's goings just a fan of the show. Now, hold on one damn minute. I don't know what's going on here anymore. Flair says, I don't care franchise versus sid tonight. Just get away from me, really, just get the funk away from me. Yeah, franchise, Okay. I I thought that franchise was the US champion because he says here he says, listen, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but I can define your commissionership. US title, World title at sin never been done, and the franchise is the man to do it. What the fuck was he talking about? I think he was already booked a match for the US title? Was he not? O? He was gonna double wrestle like Hugh Morris. I don't know that. What was the US title matches? Though? It was Hugh Morris. Dude. Also Golden did that first ever? Though, Well you know franchise is said, who is Goldberger commised that feet no more than three years ago? What about Shane Douglas, God damn it? All right, So first matches evening Shannon Moore versus Chava Guerrero Junior. We got some matches on this. I'm surprised. Yeah, so it's a cruisingweight match here. Chava Garre is the cruiseweight champion at this point, Junior, please Junior. They didn't they got the three counts song here. They do have the three counts song. They forgot to take this one out. I don't think they can. I see it a little bit later and they bring it up a few different times. I think this is the TV feed version. It's called the commercials dude, okay, because there's it has to be there's like a lower third. Yeah, advertising. I think they don't got the masters for this episode, and they just got the TV version. Yeah, you might be right. Usually would do like a shitty job dubbing over a song. On top of it, they dubble over a couple of songs and they probably they didn't even remember. They said, no way, no way, we don't own this shitty as they're like, oh, it's already dubbed. All right, I'm good, already did my job for me. That's great. Yeah, so Chavo will attack Shane Helms with the cruise weight belt on Thunder. There's a lot of shit happening on Thunder. Yeah. I guess they were trying to get people to watch anything, watch any show that we fucking have. Please sin and soon. That's not happening at Chief's Days, guys. Go on, we got Chava versus Sugar Shane Helms at Sin. Oh. That's good. Yeah, I mean that should be pretty, should be. That sounds fun. That's that's fun. Three in a quarter I'm taking I'm taking a shot and the win. Three in a quarter, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a look for you. Yeah. Three in a quarter songs right, three and a half. Wow, I'm pretty close. Very I knew they would work hard, but I knew it wouldn't It wouldn't be a shore. It was the opener. So yeah, well, I mean that's a that's a steal the show spot. I love that spot. Well, Chavo, says Sugar Shane Helms. I know you're in the back by the way, Sugar Shane Elms came out and went to commentary with Shit and More before Chava made his entrance. Well, Chavo says, sugar, Shane Elms, I know you're in the back, and then immediately goes, WHOA, look you're right here? Is that really you? He said tonight as a non title match, but I don't like non title matches, all right, all right, So Shane Helms is also breathing directedly into the microphone up on the entrance. I like, fuck, move the ship from your mouth. So Chavo is putting the bell on the line and night against Shannon Moore. You know how, Chava explains us this is this is unbelievable. Actually, this is four thousand. I've never heard a smarter wrestler than I've heard right here. Chavo somehow figures that if he loses to Shannon More tonight and loses the title, that Shane Helms does not to get his title match at the pay per view, and instead the pay per view match will be Chavo versus Shannon Moore at sin because he becomes the number one, getting tendered by default because he was a pretty much because he was a former champion. So in my mind. I was like, oh, Chavo was gonna throw here to fuck over Shane Helms. I thought the same. Chavo. Not only does he not even slightly try to come to that, he just beat Shannon for I don't understand how he comes to be. Who the fuck told him? That's how this works, Mike Sanders, Rick flat, Shane Elson. This pay per view is six days away. Y'all cannot keep changing the matches. James, we're telling stories here. You better get on board. If you read the magazine, you would have known Shane Helms is the mandatory challenger for the belt. You can't strong sea. Mandatory challenges are stake. That's what it was. If you lose the title, you become not more good tender and you get back any It doesn't turn to a triple threat. It just immediately becomes mandatory challenger number one continued shade else because doesn't numbers correct? Correct, correct? Now you're on board of two thousand and one. Thank you that, Renny. None of that matter, any idea or thought about that doesn't matter because it doesn't happen and it never was. Why you explain it that way, Donny, Because it's like making you think, so they don't have to think, oh, Chavio can be a fighting champion and it looks good. Yeah, I get it. I get it. And they want to give you the idea that, oh, maybe something will happen in there, maybe Shane Helms will cost his friend the title. None of that was even like, no, not even whatever the story they set up, they said, don't worry about just have a good n story here on. This match is disco in front of Bari and Shannon More saying that I think he said Shane Helms is better something like that. I'm sure he does. We'll dis going okay, The commentary is disco in front of and Shane Helms with Tony Schavani a Scott Huts and this is the fun dumb booth of all time. Nightmare. So Shannon, they're off story. Shandon Moore goes for a move off in the corner, messes up Chavo, then hits the padded double axe. Authors Yeah, dude, what the fuck happened there? Sh like Chavos on the top rope, sitting on it. Shannon Moore's on it. Shannon Moore was trying to bounce on his chips, but he was illuvable doing so, he fucking falls on his head. What happened? It was fucked up? Yeah, and then Chople hit him with the fucking double as for a two child. His fucking patted finished the gut kick brain buster. He fucking pull a steak on him though he killed him with that ship is happening? Dude? Yeah, and I'm winning. I'm gonna be on sin. Does he win the match? He does? But dude, Shane Happens on commentary told me that the front of breaker would kill him. It would literally kill him. Maybe he would he wasn't able to hit it, and or maybe he was able to three times. Who knows. Whatever story he thinks being told is not being here. You're probably fucking right. If Shannon Moore hit his pended sleeper slam, which they made a big fucking fuss over in this match, he would have won this one. In my head, it was it was the it's the sleeper suplex one and all, well, it was definitely the one. I know it was off, but sleeper suplex shouts out, Oh my god, we haven't see We don't really get a chance to talk about that ship. The fucking sleepers souplex power bomb lariat. Oh my god, bro, that was Yeah, shout out the feeling for Yeah, I mean like really, that's that's real ship and likes. It sticks out on w Yeah, it sticks out on w B because the rest that shit sucks, you know. So somebody breaks out the combo. Yeah, that's a real wrestler right there. And if you are a wrestler and you ain't doing combos like that, fucking game up. You're following the chop over taskets that students, Yeah, any students out there. It was fucking dry, and try to get this shit up. If you ain't got a four move combo, fuck you, you're not working nowhere, buddy, You're gonna hell. So Chava retains. Chavo then goes for the brainbuster one more time, but Shane Helms makes a save and then Chava then used to rush the ring again behind Shade Elms like the camera was broken or something he could see him. Well, Chavo is incapable of doing this either, because he goes to attack Helms, Helms spots him and then back body drops Chava over the top of the floor. It's three cows music. After the champion retake his ass, watch please no, No, Chavo is out of the m I A all right, he's a real wrestler. Watch the show. Shane Helms on commentary, by the way, talking about Chavo, he said, all he's just trying to goad me. He did the same thing to Jamie Canoble Jamie Caleb. Okay, dude, so backstage, okay, is this that is Fuey? Who is this? What do we see? He explain this? Please so I can explain it very easily. That's see, that's that's all. Come on, that's key Tony. Then he's got on all this This is quey and basically all right queen, basically or yes, they're watching this TV. Who they're watching? I don't know watching who were watching that? Last man? Why the fucking even here, y'all do here? Weren't even scheduled or a mess? We are? You want to fucking sin? There's no way this, guys. I'm there's a fucking way man who talk about queeck que and big Veto a stickball never not on the show. And it's just Reno against a big Veto. I don't think no, just single we gotta get there. Queis is a rip of that SNL character right from Christa. Yeah, is that right? Is that what it is? That's why I always thought, I don't know if that's true or not. Wrestled as Alan Funk. Just anyone doesn't know who Paisley is. You mentioned it early. Its Charmel, Booker's wife that kurd Angle shows have sex with. I think that que We should have made whatever that means, made a go with that too, you know what I mean? Well Booker t kurd Angle, Oh yes, we should have. Should have should have helped him, help book or stop kurd Angle friends. Well, dude, okay, so it's like the Bloodline. I don't watch. I don't watch. The story's got so crazy now it's probably true, so even crazier than Quez. He's just existing at all, looking insane. Here, Mike fucking Sanders walks up to him and he has a piece of paper and he says, hey, man, I got I got super you like like this sheet? He says the paper, Yeah, he's checked this out. I got some for you gonna like this? And Quewe says, what do you have for quee Wee? And Mike Sanders hands him with papers and then he winds back of boom. He plucked him right head. It goes booms, best for a big veto. He says, hey, leave my gul piece of garts. He turns a kick of Mike Sanders and he says, pick on somebody who can fight what he's on the frost. Leave my collo you piece of commage. We set up for the match to pay for you. Big Video and Mike Sanders right yeah. Vito helps quee wee up and says, hey, man, we gotta give you some Grotti lessons. Go on, d that is crazy. This is like my goat team. I think Big Video in quee We with Paisley. Paisley, that's the new shield. That's sorry, I don't watch now. It's queen all right, So I Rick Flair and totally buffed or talking backstage style peekaboo cam. Yeah we can't hear him. Yeah, we don't know what they're saying. Even the comments go what are they saying? They're probably trying to bunk a guard for some day. We got to sink coming up, and Buff's like, I'm leaving here, so it's always a little I don't know what you want us to do here. We're about to fucking we're about to walk out on the goddamn natural board thrillers have a shitty ass match. You can use it. We're gonna come him back, so you let us know. So, yeah, we got the cat versus Ron Harris. Oh man, Don, I don't know this is Ron? Thank you well. By the end of it's both of them. So it's and do so last week I'm thunder the cat beat Reno? What you know? Know what could do? So what Reno is? Okay, that's right written down here. That's a lot to bust you something. Anything you can say about Rino ever that I can't say that night's but think about Rino. So Ron and Don Harris are they're both bald? Now, dude, what happened? He fucking shaved his head before the match? Should they forget to like pre tape or how did this? I swear they taped it later. They just don't know, dude. What I think it was, Tony is that they had to spoon feed this to everybody and make sure that you knew that before he had hair, but now he doesn't have hair, so they're identical. To make the twin magic spot mean more, there's no one magic of course there is a huge WWF sucks sign only in this match. I feel like probably a bad time yea versus Ron and Don Hairs. He probably don't want to remind me about w BF right now, jails. Yeah, it's a big cardboard. They started be boyling on it out. So Kat says, he's Batman, but he's not a crazy one and he's not the greatest, and Kidman knows that, and you know, and Kat knows that Sanders made this match so that Ron and Don Harris could jump him and he'd be worse off for the SIN pay per view match. I want you to remember that exact statement for the post match with me and Gene Rkland later. So Kat says, you guys know you look alike? Are you twins? You two guys look like two baby Frankenstein's that kissed them off. Crazy hats so angry for well, they were more mad because he was wrong. It's Frankenstein's monster that they You're right, the goddamn you're angry that it's funny as though Kat tries to plead his case here and then decides to talk shit and get his ass whomped. Yeah, that's fucking the cat Man, you know what I mean. It was all about the greatest tr Eric Bischoff's child and Karate or something kick his ass every week. So I never made this kid Briscoe. That's awesome. So it's it's bisco the worst ever. Benny are saying this, it's a it's a question that night. Yeah, somebody's got to somebody needs to. The answers are out there. Shit, So Harris brothers attack the cat and then the Harris brothers pulled twin Magic and then they hit the double edge bomb and well, please don't forget that cat hits crotch chops and then the wiggly elbow. I'm sorry, we did the wiggly elbow. They call it that off carry on the wiggly elbow. Yeah, that's what disco favorite moves. Well yeah, so the cat is stopped by the ref from attacking Ron Harris, who rolls to the floor, and then Don Harris rolls in twin Magic style and then they didn't even need to do this because the ref gets distracted again anyway, and they both just get in and hit their finish shirt. So none of this was necessary. They should do a match where the cat wins that the Harris Burs have to take off their shirts and show their tattoos to the hard team. Oh yeah, that's good. I think that's good. That's right after they do the hydrogen hydrogen bombs. Yes versus skying baby or whatever. Beast, mister beat y'all. This is a little baby, mister beast. All right. So backstage, Mean Jean is with the Cat. Yes, and he says, uh, well, you look a little worse for wear. Uh you got jumped before you match it the sind pay per view, Yeah, man said earlier. Well. The Cat says he's never been better and starts dancing. Yeah. He said, O yeah, I'm gonna tell you, some old man. Let me let me tell you something. You think you can stop me moving, moving over, I'm gonna show you how bad I am. He starts sucking dancing, so I'm the greatest all time and then he walks like Cook from Texas Chainsaw maskar out on the shore. Mean Jean says, James breath, I'm not me and Jean says, James Brown has got to be rolling. I thought you meant rolling in his grave. I'm assuming that's what he meant. James Brown definitely either has just been on the show or is going to be soon. He was all this show last year at Super Bowl. James Brown is still alive? Mean Jean's killed. We should look into this. Well backstage you can see he Norris and said, and then you can do your producers say live there. I wonder how I wonder how close to segments and matches they recorded this ship This is probably live, right, I don't know. You think you think it was just shitty edit, because in my mind it was just shitty hit it You think it was live? Yeah? Maybe maybe I credit No, I'm assuming w W didn't have it pre taped because they didn't know what's going on, is what I was thinking about. I remember, I remember they would because I remember seeing Bischoff talking to Raven. I think we all saw that one. Yes, yes, so that was during a match earlier in the night, So it's like they pre taped them as the show was happening. Sure we're talking about Bishoff, not Vince Brusso though, because Vincrusara was a probably different time than ye Bischoff comes. Boy ain't back yet, I guess, yeah, sure, but he does. But anyways, Uh, Hugh Morris is talking to sid Vicious, which goes to tell you where we're out on this show this general. I'm sorry, we'll just as the franchise calls and Recan says, please save a little bit of the franchise for me at w C W SIN do you know we're out there this Sunday. This Sunday says this. You got it man, Yeah, fucking fist bumps. So that's awesome. Yeah, he's the coolest guy ever. So we go backstage again. Uh, we're never gonna get to another match, Jared, Dude, there's no wrestling for the next like a half hour. Yeah, this is pretty crazy. So Jared is talking to Steiner in Medajia. Steiner is now pissed about the guitar hit at Star Kaide because he was just showing it again Star Kids, like a month ago. We got a new of you coming this weekend, guys. Steiner says he's gonna go find Flair because Jared does not want to do this match night and either do Steiner. Yeah, Jared says, there was a mistake. Man. Scott says, you hit me with a guitar. Jared says, well, Flair doctored the tape, so I'm gonna find flair. So no okay, so no match. We go backstage again. The White Boy Army is here, the natural boy Boy summer. This is fucking an unreal group of fellas and they were all in their fucking summer's best right here. It is fucking January Sean O'Hare and punish her beanie and dude, he looks like shirt and punish her. Yeah, combo sleeves cut off. The shirty did not come like that. Reno's there and he's based Rito. Got that goddamn bullet outfit on. Man, that's crazy, like pulling out if it's a tremendous way to put that. Fucking Sean fucking Daisy Ak is just on all the drugs outfit. Bro, that's the real He's insane. That's that shirt you get from like Walmart or whatever that you think is like real sick when you're like thirteen. But he's got that ship when he's like thirty four, so like you know, he's really about that life. He's got the glasses on. I think Mark Jin treks in like a North Carolina do you see J s C. I you know it's all about man, sorry, like you man, the better. So Mike Sanders, of course he's a commission as a commissi, and and knowing that the venue is probably one hundred and thirty five degrees, he's got to put on the pea coat. He had to put on the peak coat. It's just it's he's got it on and fresh tin chin strap going on. He good man, he really does. Chuck Palumbo has got the Batista white turtleneck on. He's also mugging the camera every fucking chance he could get well. Mike Sanders says that he has booked the first ever Minnesota massacre match. Shockingly, James, I also think it's the last one this can be. Maybe history will prove me. Somebody has to book a new one. And it's not DPW. Don't even fucking ask us. Somebody else can do it. Yeah, we will gladly pass on to somebody else. So que we uh and big video. Of course we're gonna face something that's I thought it wasn't first. First of all, I always gonna have quee we a big video ace off. It gets everyone in the report thrillers. It was very different. I guess maybe it was supposed to be like that, so that is what it was meant to be. Yeah, you're so Queilie and Big Video were supposed to face off against randomly selected opponents. Yes, and in this envelope, I have randomly selected opponents like fucking mister Bee's videos from the Dark Weapon. These randomly selected the photos. Get anyone to interfere, they will be fined and killed. Yeah, subject to fines, penalties anything. What else is there? Oh me? And Jean says, well, it sounds like to me, you're abusing your commissioner powers. And I for one hope CEO Rick Flare is watching. And then Mike Sanders says, Jean, one more thing and then points to Sean Stasy act and says, hey, don't worry about it. Got him fucking God like the thing. Don't worry about it, report Thrillers, don't worry about Yeah, white boys fucking killing it. He reno, We're not going in to the match. We go backstage in the Chronic room totally bumped his talking to Chronic U and Luker says that when he was talking to Flare and passing, he said, yeah, you should do Goldberg and Sarge versus Chronic and Chronic says, what the hell did you say that I don't want to We don't want to fucking wrestle. They were upset about being booked, and Chronic says, well, you know the deal man, you put get the cash in a hand, little man. You know you put the gas out there. The APA thing that they came up with it not a man. They did not drink. They smoked and lots of it all the times. Done that always? Well, Luker says, uh, no, man, this is a w W Section match, so there's no cash in ball. Sorry guys. Yeah, it's crazy to say cash. Yeah, no cash. You don't get paid for this ship. And I think it was Brian Adams as they're walking away and says, we do a book in our matches. Anyways, it was it was wrestling. Yeah, would you go, goddamn Wressell and stop being a pans Wressel, Goldberg and Sarge and you're gonna put them over if we want you to. God damn it. This is also where Buffs mentions that that Chronic was the tag team voted team of the Year in the magazine number one, number one. That's pretty big news. Yeah you think so, yes, I mean all the people that were in it probably in the running. Yeah Goode and Vito. Yeah, there's a lot of hot ones. So Lance Storm versus Kidman is up next. Fuck yeah fuck yeah. We get a match right and it's right away and it's a good one, and I was I was very happy with this. I thought this was probably my favorite match of the night. Thank fuck for these two. Right. So Storm comes out with Elix Skipper, Mike Awesome and Major Guns. Mike Awesome in gold chain, sunglasses, fucking jeans, Elix Skipper also in sunglasses, Major Guns in Yeah. So last Thursday on Thunder, Mike Awesome in Canada flag shirt attacks Conan, Yeah, Conan in Primetime, Elix Skipper arguing backstage Primetime, shoves them, runs away, and Mike Awesome is waiting around the corner cartoon style to attack them and the fucking flag shirt. If you did that, it was a Team Canada there you go flag jumpsuit and then the Filthy Animals after that to get retribution run to the ring after Team Canada's match on Thunder on Wednesday and then they point to the tron where the Filthy Animals have spray painted the Team Canada bus. Why did every fucking faction in this company have a school bus. There's a school bus too, which makes it crazy, all of them at a school bus. School bus. Yeah, that's pretty god damn it. So Landstorm comes out with everybody cuts a promo, He says, can I be serious for a moment? Which always liked. I thought that was cool. It got over, Yeah it did until Stone Cold had enough that ship in New York. I about that, buddy. I showed up late and I'm gonna do what I want. So land Storm announces that there will be a Canadian penalty box rules match that way. When's that? I don't know, said, I guess it could be anywhere. Honestly, dude, they're definitely just firing off as much as possible. There is no fucking card for this pay per view until this show. No way, no way. If anyone's wondering what the rules are, they have to go into a penalty box as they cheat for sixty seconds. Okay, they should also have a ladder and you have to hang the belt. UF you should have to. Yeah, that's fucking awesome anyway, nasty, filthy, dirty dude. I love the way they did this where they did the Canadian national anthem. I couldn't believe it because I've seen this so much. The land Storm does the head turn at the music segment. Yeah, yeah, that is so awesome. They have the anthem playing and then the filthy animals using hits, and land Storm's head turn is so fucking like thought out. It's so well done. It's great every I fall for it every time, and I popped for somebody interrupting it every single time. It's fucking awesome. And I felt the animals come out, and I love this fucking team because they're just boys. It's just fucking like you're having a good time about and discos. It's awesome. Yeah, Conan literally gets on the mike to barry Disco and then lead dude, you're right comment over the commentary. Only Disco get here, dude, Conan says, he Disco, you're a disgrace to our race, our profession, and our gender. And Tony, I've been out here before, Disco you found new you know, you found new ways to be stupid. He does get out of here. So Mike Awesome throws a chair to land Storm. He sets it up in the corner and the match kind of plays around that like Who's gonna use this first? Right, Kimman does a head scissors that Storm turns into a fireman's carry into a finny role, which which was awesome. Yeah, Storm goes for a springboard, Kidman drop kicks him out of midair. Fantastic, like early two thousands cut off like that is like, you know, even like a little hope there for Kidman, Like it's a very good spot. I don't know if it works so much anymore, Like I was thinking about it when I saw it, like, yeah, I feel like I've seen it, and like I think I've seen it in DPW, and I was a little surprised that, like people didn't like Super Pop for it. Sure, yeah, I think it's just as time passes and things we move on and stuff. Sure like things like that fall behind. But for early two thousands fucking drop kick, Yeah that's sweet. I think Jericho still does it or Jericho likes to get cut off like that or something like that. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, I see that quite a bit. But I think they just did that with Ausie Open. I think, oh, is that right? I think so. Yeah. So Kidman does his comeback, which is a backdrop drop kick Bulldog Falsey and through the sky High, which I thought was a fucking awesome I'm also very proud that you got this guy high, right, Yeah, I think about it. You know, it's like high is correct though, and I'll be damn we gotta Pierce six. All on the outside, everyone's fighting, this curs dancing. Sorry, we had a whole issue there where An went out and all this shit. But we're back this fucking podcast this week. Bro. The outside everybody, hell yeah great, some major guns are catfighting out there. Uh. And then in the ring, Landstorm goes to power bomb Kidman, which you know you do not do it. You just fucking kid power bomb Kidmen. He Kidman of course blocks it, throws him over and catches them with the kid crush, which is the un prettier Thomas whatever was. This was awesome. It's fun. It's great TV match, great TV match. And you know what, man, despite whatever this fucking weird gimmick is, I would love to see whatever they're doing at the pay per view with this match. That's the one match so far that I'm looking forward to. Yeah, I mean they took all the pieces here. There's a lot of moving parts. Whatever it says, and they came out with a great match on the great match for it. Everything made sense. Fucking sweet finish. Everyone got involved, They got the angle over the pay per view. You really couldn't ask for. There's there's only about eight people that know what they're doing here on the show, and they're all in this segment. So that's pretty sweet. Somehow they've only nailed it with one angle in one match from the pay per view thus far. So Night Show will air on Tuesday next week. Holy shit, dude, delaying the show, well because I'm like fucking day night football, that's all. We delayed the show for it. Let's watching the fucking Eagles, bro, and they won. Fuck you yeah, God, dear Panthers A won a game. They lost all the preseason games lost of League one until now at sixteen. They got that one super Bowl loss, so we got that. So we got Shane Douglas versus US go on. That's on franch Junker. So last week on Thunder, a brawl happened where Shane Douglas helped the Nats attack. Somebody dully buffed I don't know, am I A? It was m I A. It was it was supposed to be m Ia Versus Thrillers, but then fell apart and franchise got involved and cheap shot of general erection and then ran away. God, God damn, he said he ships on Minnesota. He says, you don't like me anymore than I like being in this hell hole you cause city, and I'll get paid by the arrow. So I take Sin Vicious tonight and start making history, and after franchises Ass, my old friend Rick Flair will be forced to put me in the four way tunnel match at SIN and don't worry erections. That's what he's don't worry Rerection. I haven't forgotten about you and my gold you wear around your waist, which is the US title. I haven't forgot about that. So tonight it's SID, then a four way tunnel match. I will win it Sin, and then it's time for you Rection to get your ass franchised. So and that is that the order of events SID SID four way main event title match, a fucking SIN and then US title match gets General Rection second event. How I have been, I haven't been so far. It's time for you Rection get your franchise. I'm gonna franchise Recion. I mean telling them. I'm meeting that all the time. Listen here, rection franchise, come here. I never forgotten about you, says that to me all the time. I go run up, dude, Sid Vicious, is it Jeans? That's all? They're fucking bat That's right, Teddy cheet Shorts. He's fired the fuck up. He's gonna murder Douglass. Somebody his direction is about to give franch not for real, Shane Douglass. Uh. He takes a chain from his trucks, real crazy style in this match. This was definitely him about the franchise, his shit in public, yeah for real, and it does well. Sid just kicks his ass instead. I'm so confused. He Shane Douglas takes a chain on his choice going he goes aw, shit, that is the chain and you guys know its the Jacobs out Chade Douglas and the Sid Vicious kicks his fucking Steven Stranger James. I don't know what if this? Maybe this is Shane Sorry, the fucking franchise. He always does this, but he loads up the chain and his next course of action is Irish swim. Yeah he got the franchise, or come on, Irish wim Sid. Sid counters and then just boots him in the head and we never see the chain again. Leg drop dropped signals with the choke slam. Franchise fokes in the eyes and these why didn't he hit it with the chain? We dropped the chain more, Yeah, goes for the franchise or on Sid. But Sid says, I am never ever fucking taking whatever this fucking shit is. He didn't even asked when his fire because I'm not he do it little brou Sid blocks it, choke slams him and it Sid power bombs him and the next World and US Champions show, I'm strange, that's fucking weird. Didn't even get he didn't even get the cheat. No, he didn't get the cheap. Then Sid hits him with the choke slam, which was over enough. The crowd was very happy with this, and Sid says, you hold a power bomb, and he hits the power bomb too, and then gets the wind WHOA, It would have been just the choke slam, but he tried to hit the franchiser. Sid disrespect and I took that personally. So after the match, Steiner and Jarrett come out and attacks Sid, throw him into the crowd, and I think Steiner started choking him on top of the fan O. They throw him in the railing. I don't think sid was meant to spill over it. He fucking falls over the railing. Steiner is holding his leg on the rail as he's upside down, and Jarrett is leaning over the rail goozling him, throwing punches in his face. Fucked up. This is an insane, insanely disrespectful beat down here. Franchise should have joined it and started choking somehow would have got beat up too, take it should they just started choking too. They turn a look out the press, so he got backstage. Me and Jean is interviewing Rick Fade. By God, Jean, well he misses those days because now all he has to deal with is this bullshit all night. He just wasn't to say mean, By God, Jean, I got a book, goddamn matches, and I gotta do a Mike God damn above average. Mike sa Fla says it, by the way, and that fucking made it been to night that book at Jared started they take it easy tonight. I'm susplitting punk their asses. I was stripping started of the title. I like that, Like that dude gets out the door and Paul's gonna fucking kick your fucking ass. So the Canadian penalty box match of course needs a special ref well because of course James well Tony, there's gonna be probably blood and broken bones in this is crazy. How you just go to a box du no no Flare doesn't know what the fuck he's talk He just heard he's a penalty box match, said, I gotta put this over huge, but someone could have died in this. Oh yeah, HE'SAI. Back in my day when we did gimmicks, we blend and shit, I don't know what y'all do nowadays. I don't know what he says. So yeah, the special guest referee is hacks On Jim duggets O USA. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, same fuck you get bitch. First off, awesome. You know you got yourself into second Elik Ellick, I've had bigger lunches than you would Landstorm. You may be the greatest technical wrestler in the sport today, but you can't fight a lick. And if somebody pulls somebody wrong and breaks the rules, I'll personally put him in the pux. Guy. Oh this is the most fucked up guy there has never been. That's the most the most fucked up dudes I've ever seen in my life. Immediately after he said, oh, what the fuck is gone on? Here is this where he joins Team Canada. I don't know where it's at. Honestly, these James fucking face man, do that for Jean's fucked up idiot dude. It happens at fucking full brawl. We might have already seen this, Patriot. What a great gimmick though, the guy. I mean, that's right up there with Sergeant Slaughter being friends with Saddam Husa. Well, that team with Landstorm is just like being friends with Saddam Husain. So next time we got the Terry Funk town hall. This is this is somehow the longest seg on the show. I don't know if Terry fuck was to talk or that, but he's going he's not for this fucking long. Well, he's the wc W Hardwood Champion. The gimmick right now is that Bischoff doesn't like Terry fuck. It doesn't think he should be the champions ship, and he wants him to not be the hardwod champion. But he wants him to not be here at all because he's old, and he thinks he's old. He's an old timer that's living way past his glory days. But he keeps fucking winning these matches. That's funny that he's old here. He's been older like his whole career. That's his legendary run as being old forever. So he starts off, which is this might be the greatest way to start a seg whatever. Hey attention alright. It was like, hey, I hear you wants some real goddamn competition. Yeah, I want to find no pussies like grow Bar. That is crazy Crowbars a bit is that nobody. I hate crow Bar. I don't want to be like crow Bar. If I don't want to fight, If I keep wrestling with dudes like crow Bar, I'm gonna be like crow Bar. And I don't want that shit. That is his whole fucking promo. Just bury crew Bar. So Terry Funk wants to fight the following people for the hardcore title Goldberg, Scott Steiner, DDB, mang Mango, Bingo, ugly guy with monkey face. Why he has to get any of those fucking guys? No, and crow Bar comes out here. Oh god damn it, crow Bar, why he's had enough of fucks crap, And Daffy's here to play with Sparklers. She is going to town on the fucking sparklers. She's with Sparklers. Yet did no one tell these dudes that, like when when when Bars trying to cut like, you know, when it's like whatever, tug and cheek, But when Crowbars trying to pour his heart out, the dafty fucking emoting in the back of scars out. This is this feels like it was meant to be Crowbar like legitimizing himself and on fucking sparklets. He's like, I fucking loved you, Terry Funk. I adolized you, and I you know, I was bound by the wrist and beating half to death and I shood tote tote you, all right. So yeah, Daffy's behind him, sucking around. He's pouring his heart out all the while Terry Funk's responses, you should look up to me, you suck. I do not think that Terry Funk was supposed to talk here like a wild open like he said. He's like, he said, like I used to idolize you, Terry Funk and then like he like forgot what he was supposed to say next or Terry Funk says, oh, you should idolize me. Yeah, look at you, Look at you? You should, you fucking idiot. I started ECW. I'm the most extreme wrestler in the United States today, I asked these people. And then crow Bars starts to like try to pick up his problem. He said, look, I looked up to you were a legend, and I thought you were trying timeless. But the truth is your old school and I represent everything that's a threat to you. Sin. It is in six days. So loud pops up right, it explodes onto the screen. Is Crowbars cut like his ka or something, and he's six days away kick those guy's ass. And he goes not tweeting about this guy, He's tweeting about Sin. Okay, so this is where it gets even crazier. So now kraw Bar is really pouring his heart out here. He's sitting down and Daphne is now emoting even harder than what she was before. He tongue out crazy. Yes, James, like at first it wasn't as noticeable because Crowbar was like just standing there. He sits out on a chair and Staffie's above him waving two sparklers. So crow Bar says that he will beat Terry fucus in and become the leader of the New Hardcore Revolution alight. And then Fox says, maybe he'll take the hardcore torch and stick it straight up. You're kids, if you cooking, it should have been a mic drop in music play. You know I would be leader New Hardcore Revolution mic drop No right, But you know what, crow Bar fucking sucks because crow Bark rushes the right. And you know what Terry fuck does. He just lays runs away five years old. He couldn't get to the rigging time. Yeah, he runs away, but I'll be there all you worry about it. And then all of a fucking sun in Terry Funk talking shit on the floor on the mic to Crowbar, who's now in the ring. Then Terry Funk turns around and gets hit in the head with a wooden chair by Mang. Fucking dude. He hits the head with a chair, says that the best you got. Mang drops the chair and then puts Funk in the tongue in death grip. So he has him in this fucking submission that kills you. Daphne tries to run at Mang, hits Mang in the head with a chair. Meng's response to this is kicking Daphne in the face, fucking on nil, so she falls. Then crow Bar goes to hitting Mang with a wooden chair and Mang punches through the chair and puts Crowbar in the tongue in death grip. So tongue in death grip through a chair on Crowbar regular on Funk. He lays them both out and kills them. It is unbelievable. How does Magna win at the baby? Right? He has to win, right he does? Okay, so this was supposed to be crow Bars coming out, and then Mang just waffle stumps of ship and then he talks. He talks on the mike, hes as you and you if you want this, take it from me, and he leaves with the fucking hardcore title. So yes, Tony Man beats Crowbar and Terry Funk for the w c W Hardcore Championship at Sin and then a couple of weeks later he is in the fucking Royal Rumble as hardcore. You know what's maybe okay? Do you know what's crazy is that I feel like. I feel like if you really look back at it, and you look at a lot of the Russo writing and shipped from, especially this era, sure there was no thought into like who and who gets over in the end, who is made from this? They were just stories that were stories. And it's like, because like, this could have very easily been Crowbars coming out. It could have been you know, like, ok, yeah, FUNX had his run, right like this is this is a young guy that we're putting a lot behind. Daphne's Over actually wasn't bad. Was the best promo he's ever done. It was fantastic. Yeah, you're right there. It was Austin three sixteen. It's fucking unbelievable to say this was this is I guess, yeah, the next level. So instead they just put on Maggy leaves. Croma is probably the fall guy in that fucking match. Dude, not only does he not win, he gets beaten by the guy he wasn't gonna go promo on, and then that guy leaves, So what terry fuck loses the hardcore belt? Did he get fired or what happened there? I don't even how many people that weren't over got over from this stuff like like because obviously when he wrote though you know what I'm saying, it's like when you look back at it and you know how many guys, how many guys that weren't already over actually got over? Uh? I mean like over, not like they were they did well. It got spit like yeah, like like sure because right because a lot of guys might have, like Landstorm you mentioned, did well almost in spite of the things that he was told, I mean, pushed him to the moon. Though they gave him like all the belts made the Canada Fects gave me the belt Brouss. He was just like direction. He was wrestling cock because the wrestler and you're wrestling Dick the cock every week. That's a problem brook book that was that was in spite of everything he should have Okay, all right, you know what? All right, Well, here's the thing. Booker was already over. And like, what's he gonna get world title? I don't know, but Russo was gonna give it to me. They was sure. But I feel like Booker was already over. Like was there anyone from that era that like got over? But maybe he wasn't even there long enough to make something. That's what I mean. I don't know how long of a thing, but because I mean they like, obviously hear, what's you're fucking going here? You know, they tried it with fucking Billy kiddman. They had them beat Hogan. You know, they were there was guys they did it with that. They were like, oh look, hey, we're trying. But I don't know how much they really thought that they were next up, right, Okay, well Chronic they got Chronic, dud Chronic. You know what's funny, Tony is like Chronic forcefully took themselves being over. There was yours. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna win tonight unless someone else wants to say something about it. We're gonna we'll hurt all of your fucking talent unless you Adams, juice is running out its arms. It's is leaking. You're gonna said to Adam bomb. That is so funny, man. Chronic is the most fucked up team of all time. Run man. They bullied the whole roster into putting them over, and they go to w w up undertake fuck you, but rest like you dumb. They try to do the same thing to take her get and take your fucking ships to their back and sends them back and that's so fucking funny. Man. Wow, holy shit. So all right, sorry, all right, so let me let me ask you guys, is what the fuck is this next part? Okay, this is I think lends credence to your This is a TV version of this, James and not the Masters, because I think this is a genuine, paid for by Jimmy Hard commercial that they thought was a part of the show, Okay, And I just left it in. I thought it was like Jimmy Hart trying to get new people in group, like it was like a daddy. I'm looking for new people need manage because he well he's talking about the fucking radio station people, isn't he chronic? He's basically Okay, So he's going on like a tour to like promote wrestling or something, and he wants for everybody. What happens on what happens here? Is it? It goes to commercial. The following announcement is paid for by the mouth of the South of Jimmy Hart, end of your style for some reason. Yeah, and then it's just Jimmy Harts greatest wrestling manager, and it's time for you all the DJs to shut your big mouths and listen to my challenge. Daddy, you don't like an away, I dress mouth well, baby, get in line. Joined Jimmy Hart's tour stop what I had to rewind it like three times. I don't know what a tour stop was. There's a chance to prove you are somebody quick. I join your microphone and step into my megaphone. This is jim paid for by Jimmy Hart's committed to promote wrestlers. I just remember what this was. This was. I remember he had the match with the DJ. Jimmy Hart had the man caw Man. This was the caw match. Actually know the man happened in two thousand, already happened. Maybe that happened and they were like, oh that was okay, another one, yeah, yeah, Like I I genuinely think this was something that was not meant to be kept in Oh. I think this was like a shoot commercial. I think Jimmy Harts doing his own angles, trying to get himself over on TV and just giving him to the producers or something. Chronic has so many things to say. It's none of it's good. I'll tell you that. So it shows an empty Commissioner's office. But then a white hand comes in and replaces an envelope in a suit jacket that's hanging up. This was Mike Sanders suit jacket. Yeah, I guess, I guess this was the list of people in the Minnesota massacre match. Holy shit, man, how could this fallow? I think that's a production air? That's just a production are they? They didn't mean to leave that in. That was also not supposed to be there. Three So next time we get chronic versus serge in Goldberg, that's Sarge Wayne Bruce. Thank you, dude, Wayne Bruce, not Bruce, Wayne Wayne Bruce, Dwayne Dwayne Dayne waits Wayne Star Wayne Bruce Wayne. Wait a minute, bat Man, I've never seen batman in Dwayne Sargeant Gordon Man Delwaye. That's Sergeant Dwayne. Do you he starved longer than you did. Don't talk about that in Minnesota. I'm in the crowd. You will not disrespect Sergeant Dwayne. He fought alongside me on the Lake t Coca. It will be wrestling like queis partner. Bruce's other name was I can't imagine Rocky Maavia. It was Jack boot jam Fuck this fucking idiot. Sorry ship ship, So this is very funny that sorry trade Chronic and the Chronic bullied the ship fucking kicked his ass, broke his arm. The fuck you little guy. I want to mention here that Chronic is fucking we're letting off rad poison in the air. Dude, that is smoke. Come on all out New vegacin all over the place. Brian Adams spotty fat percent is just negative three dude. They he is fucking chiseled and would seem more ripped than Brian Clark. Brian Clark is also dripping juice with someone not as big as Brian Adams. Yeah. So on Wednesday, Goldberg was gonna help Sorge who was getting jumped in the ring, but Chronic attacked him with a lead pipe and loaded him into a crate and then forced somebody to drive him out of the building on a four. Why would they do this to Goldberg because they fuck Serge Bruce Wade, like you, whatever you're asking questions, I don't need to answer, right, You're right, all right, So, uh, Goldberg and Brian Adams meet on the ray up. I just want you guys do understand this, so you know Goldberg away looks like and he's a pretty big chisel guy. He looks like a fucking bitch next to chronic guys on the picture. We understand that Goldberg must have got his ass beat by them many times because he like is going. He's super light on them. He lets them get up on them. Both of them kick his ass. He looks like a little kid dude, so Tan, It's like Goldberg looks like Shamus next of these dudes. He looks like someone Goldberg who was like, he looks he's a fake. He's always had a fantastic look. He's also like off his game in his match too. He's like fucking fumbling and stumbling. Chronicler, this is my deadlock. Mightus ten matches went back to the Queen Wee segment where you gotta get back. I watched nuts then Might instead to watch it again because he can check on ag against he's doing. That's probably what chronic also said in the back Goldberg looks like hit guys on agreed like ship we agreed agree because he was good. I'll kill you. This was a feared for his life is getting high. Time to the back shit man. Brian Adams and Goldberg is like Goldberg should have put them like Goldberg should have like buddied up to him. What I imagine that trio. It's like the Bloodline. I haven't watched Chronic Goldberg and Chronic the New Bloodline. Get it because it's you know, Bryan fucking Clark, Brian Adams, Goldberg and Sarge. Let's not give anything twisted here. Brian Adams sucks. Let's not get crazy here, Ban Clark, come on, Brian also sucks. And I'm just gonna tell I will give a little credit to Brian Adams here though, because he does it. Little baby Sarge Bruce Wayne with the mother of the bomb, the mother Bennesota. Yeah, you disrespect a fellow Navy seal. You fuck have you seen that? Fucking stand fucking a grouper, dude. Sarge goes to Brian Adams, tries to suplex Sarge, Sarge fights out of it, lands on his feet, and then d dts Brian Adams. Brian Adams is about the fuck you up, brother, dude. Don't do that, Brian Adams. Goldberga one second one, please please. The DDT is the most fucked up things in every scene in my life it's supposed to be one fluid motion and sorry, sorry because Brian Adams fucking soup like stars DDT worst ever DDT. It's the worst hot tag ever to Goldberg ever, dude. Immediately Goldberg starts fucking up Chronic and they've had enough. Brian Adams gits the fucking meltdown on Goldberg. It's not even his move, it's fucking he just steals his boys move. He said, fuck this fucking downs Goldberg. Goldberg's dead. They put over a huge company only ship. Does that's you guys have to you have to see the visual difference between Goldberg and Chronic. It's it's literally gray dude watching him get held with the meltdown by Brian Adams like that was grounds the fire. Goldberg he never that. Rusa saw that and said, what the fuck we got this? This gotta fuck out of here, man, Yeah, get this ball little pass around of here, bro. Shit, dude, he Chronic literally packed this man's whole career. Chronic go to high time, someone wedging him crazy shit wow man, and they thought that it's the best thing I've ever seen. Goldberg taking my life. They make a pact here to make Goldberg look as bad as possible. Look at these spears, Brook, Brian Adams, Yeah, you look like shit. Brian Adams elbow down butt spear. Goldberg kicks bron Clock in the face, falls on his ass, gets up and hits a shitty spear on Brian Adams. Then Brian Clark jumps Goldberg. Goldberg counters leap frog spears him on the outside. As Goldberg's finally getting his spear to spear comeback, Totally Buff is whooping Sarge's ass on the floor. It's so loud, like buffing. Uh, legs are like screaming. Sorr just getting hurt. His cast is getting You can't see how he's a Goldberg mode. No Goldberg mode. Ga m a concussion to put him right into it. Sorry, did nothing but fucking tag as shit ass d d D to my man and they got his asking the dude, I have no fucks Chronic wanted to bully him, brings chronic ass sticking ass kick his ass all right, I got him. Yeah, totally buff fucks up Starge on the floor, smashes his already fucked up arms. Goldberg doesn't see any of this fucking happen. Goldberg then hits the jackhammer on Brian Clark and gets the win, and commentary says that Goldberg is now thirty five, and oh, that's right, because if he loses, he's out of WC doug him and they definitely thought about it. They restarted the streak again. I think after that's good for the business. Well, Goldberg gets on the apron and he does somehow the Scott Steiner thing where he fucking falls first. Yeah, when Steiner does it to test Goldberg, it's on the apron, falls face first off the apron. After when he's going from Buff Baguill and then Lex Luger from behind hits Goldberg in the back of the head with Serge's cast that he ripped off with art. Brian Clark, Bryan Adams, Buff Bagwell, and Lex Luca are all fucking kicking Goldberg. It's Sarge, Buddy wins, lucre attacks Brian Adams, commentations, attack brandas I say fuck me four. Yeah, Luca brains Brian Adams with the cast and Buff chokes Sarge out with a chair and that's how that segment ends. Somehow, that's not the end of the show. No, why would it be, because now it's time for the Minnesota Massacre match. God, God, damn it. How is this positive? Yeah, Mike Sanders comes out to the backs. They just sawt menu music plays. So Mike Sanders says, let me introduce you to the Minnesota Massacre match. And whatever in my hand is an envelope of randomly selected participants from the dark Web. And if your name is not on this envelope, you are banned from ringside. And the only reason I'm wearing my gears because I probably could be picked, you know, and I want to step up to the plate. So, mister Penzer, if you would read off the participants, So he gives them the envelope, and David Penzer then begins to announce the participants in this Minnesota Massacre four way last man Standing match. I don't know, it's just the first time we've fucking found out it was a last man's day. Well neither today by the end of this match either. So Mike Sanders, participant number one, number two is representing natural Born Thrillers the event, Chuck Palombo representing natural Born Thrillers, Shawn O'Hare, and the fourth participant representing the Insiders DDP. How could this be he's one of the Tag Champs. Apparently he is one half of the Tag Champions. Mike Sanders is confused, the Thrillers are all shocked. DDP comes out and the final participant representing the Insiders Big Sexy Kevin Nash, who's also one half of the tag Chip Wow. My favorite part of this is that when they were kept announcing the guys for the Natural Board Thrillers, it kept playing the same tron and the same music, so it would like stop and they would just restart. So Sanders can't believe it. Sadly, no Quee Wee or Big Veto in this matchup. They got fucked and the Insiders are in this match, so it it is a I thought it was a four way. It is a five way, and it's last man standing, and it's also a tag match. It's a handicap right, last handicap, last man standing standing. It's nothing. Yeah, So Sanders gets on the mics, Well, you todd jacked up geeks do it out here anyway, This isn't how it's supposed to go, and Nash punches them in the head. The match starts. DDP and Nastur are getting up on the Thrillers until Mike Sanders hits both hits and bumps both Kevin Nash and DDP with their own DAG titles. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Uh so, oh Hair and Palumbo go for a double super kick on DDP. DDP ducks and Sean O'Hair kicks Palumbo right in the balls and also hurts themselves. I don't know, I have no idea how they possibly fucked that up so bad. Then all of a sudden, I think Mike Sanders was trying to leave, and then we cut to a shot of the stage where the rest of the Natural Born Thrillers are currently getting their asses whooped by Queewee, Paigeley and Big Veto, all in gigantic sweaters. Why the fuck? Why the fuck were they dressed up for this? Yeah, that's a good fucking question. I maybe, or like, was it meant to be they were like disguised as stage hands and we just never saw them there or something because they're all in big shirts bes for you know what I mean? I guess not, Well, they make the save for the Natural One Thrillers or they sorry, they attack the Natural One Thrillers to stop them from running in. DDP hits Chuck Plumber with diamond cutter, NATS hits a jackknife on Shaun O'Hare ring the bell. The match is over, Ding ding ding? What right? There's no ten count? Wait? Well, even on commentary, Disco says where was the ten count? I'm pretty sure Nash and DDP and the ringers saying, what the fuck? How do we win? The good guys don't need the ten count? Come on, don't you guys know? No? No, I don't fucking know. All. Well, I've been there. I knew the rules the whole time. So now it's time for the main event. We made it. This is unbelievable. Scott's Jeff Jared singles match for the world title. Well, yeah, I forgot the titles on the line. I guess, well it should be. Please James, because I hope you. I imagine you were just as excited when Steiner's lights came on and you saw how everybody looked here. Yeah, I mean this is really like, this is probably the peak of a professional rust. I don't know if he gets much better than this. Medasia and Scott Steiner come out. Medeia also has the headpiece. Yes, chain mail. Yes, and I love that she's carrying the title for him because the title is huge. It's massive, it is gigantic. You're rightb decided to make it smaller and ruin it. And you will pay for those sins every single day you exist. I probably we will never let you forget. They have purple and red fucking chain mail. Stein's awesome, like purple triple edged bikers on and purple chain mail. Medeia has red chain mail. This is a fucking duel right here. Man, this is awesome. I don't know how long if he keeps up the colored chain mail or anything, but it's awesome. Yeah. I can't wait from my faction to really that one. Dude. My faction will release it and we won't play it, and then Mattel will fuck up the Jane Mill like they do every Holy shit, it's so bad, Mattel, please get one fucking bad. There's no fucking way. Mattel looks at that, he goes, Yep, that's right, dude. It's unbelievable. Brett Hard has never had a good figure in fucking figure. Man, it's fucked up. The Simpsons one is better. The Simpsons one is awesome. By the way, Rick Flair, oh no, yeah, so fucking Steiner. Okay, So Steiner literally would have faced anybody, except he just didn't want to face Jeff Jerry. He would have faced his body literally anybody. You know. He would have faced Sting if he wasn't in the hospital because I put him there, he would have faced Book or t. He could have sent said vicious and he would have kicked his ass too. That's true. But him and Jeff Jerry they share a common bond. They don't like Rick Flair, and he's not wrestling. Jeff jarreed, tonight, I don't give a damn you're a CEO or not. And then he puts his foot on the rope and I said, oh no, the tonight. Okay, fair enough, Yeah, dude, he says, you don't have no main event tonight. Then he hit his music plays, he hits the corner of the lights come down, they just do his entrance again. I said, oh shit, alright, no man event. That's fine, I thought, I literally, I swear to god, I thought, okay, shit, there ain't no man event. Me too. I was convinced. I'm sure anyone watching w also thought that they probably just tuned out. Yeah yeah, So Jared is backstage and he says this shit okay. So not only does it go from We're not doing no main event, it goes backstage says Jared says, this shit is not happening. He also agrees that it's not happening. I was like, okay, any happening. Then it goes to commercial. It comes back Jeff Jared's music hits. He comes out. They flash the World Heavyweight title graphic. Hey, you're not really fucking Sellivian that this isn't happening. Both these guys are in their gear. Come on now. Yeah. So Jared grabs the mic and he calls out to Rick Flair and says, you don't get a drastic slap ass that is looking on. There's a sign that says that too. He says that he's putting the match on a hold, so check on that. Yeah, bitch. Flair comes out, of course and says, Uh, here's a fucking deal. You're but tonight, so you're wrestling. You're in the World chap and you will wrestle or your title is stripped. And if Jerry doesn't wrestle, don't I don't know. Bright you just do wherever you want. We really care about you, buddy, but st the world jail, well, he's gonna take him out of a spot at SIN of course. Look, we ain't even got like we can't get a match, but we can wherever we want to Sin. Yeah, I guess you're right. We can put fucking fucking Shane helps him that do we do wherever we want? Are you getting? You know you're going to buy the ship was a by rate. It's terrible. So Jared then gets in an argument with Medasia somehow and the next fifteen seconds here I have no idea. Actually Medasia was just getting there and then Jared turned towards shoved her, got pissed, you know what the fuck? And then Steiner immediately goes to work on him. Dude, he clubs him from behind, crazy and then it's over. Fuck you, I'm gonna kick your ass Withever in a match now NBA on d and tall Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. We are sixers playing bro bro. I went to braids, so Steiner line, Steiner elbow push ups. This is the best wrestler of all time. I swear to god, I've seen Steiner and Jared wrestle each other a million times. At this point, I always like it. It's tremendous. Steiner hits a tiltal world sidewalk slam. This movie is so sick. Does he ever do this? If he does it, probably he probably doesn't wance it gets fucked up and they say, don't do that anymore. He always looked the best with Jared. I don't know why made Jerry just knew how to do it. I don't know. Jared, it's really good. W B will tell you that it is not true. Steiner also it was not good. Oh Sin did eighty thousand people eighty thousand buy? I think that's right. Yeah, that's uh shit, TNA Genesis to thousand by This is fucking horrible. He's shit. So Scott Steiner starts arguing with the fans on the outside, and that is how Jeff Jared cuts them off. Here juts off, hitting him from behind and then throwing Steiner head first into a chair on the floor, which Steiner takes like a DDT I mean Steynard like. Steiner's up and then when he goes down he always like he sells big, Yeah, he sells huge. It's kind of like Brock in away where Brock will sell. It's a great comparison. Yeah, Steiner body slams Jared on the announced table and then gets on top of it, walks over to a girl in the crowd at ringside and does the suck it time and she's super into it. And then Jared low blows him and then just throws him back in the ring. I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing on this table before me get the funk out of here. So Jared goes with a stroke in the ring. Uh, Steiner blocks it, hits the belly to belly out of the corner. That is awesome. It's like it's rest is like when all your ship is awesome. Wrestling is so easy, like children were all sidewalks. Slam stein A Linstaniela push ups, belly to belly out of the corner, fucking off the top rope like everything looks cool. Then you're fucking so set. It's like Danielson. I've seen Danielson do the same fucking belly to back off the top. I dude, I was just about to say the belly to back off the top I legitimately pop for every fucking single time it's fucking awesome. Yeah, Like if all your shit is cool, then you're so set forever. You tend to fund this ship. That's cool. Sidfish just with a run in Steiner and schedule crazy James said, it is how casual it happened. It just happens. It just fucking runs out, starts throwing some crazy punches at Steiner and then Jarrett, and then all of a sudden, the mystery man well is here and he attacks Jeff Jarretts. The entire crowd starts barking, which is very strange. I've never, personally, I've never seen a man this shape and moving exactly like this mystery Man does. It would be anybody. Man could be anybody, but the crowd seems to think he's got that dog in him. That's why they're barking. I think, yeah, which is you know what they sell it crazy. I just want people I know that don't watch like they've never seen this, They don't watch the shows that we review or anything. You have to understand what this guy looks like. He is, uh, the most fucked up looking like. They were so adamant maybe because he because Rick Steiner is so dude recognizable you know what's even crazy? Okay, you know what, dude, we got worked. It's not Rick Steiner. Who is it? Maybe at the pay per view it's not Rick Steiner in the match. It may have been gets Rick Steiner here on this episode, but I think it's not Rick Steiner for sure. I think, because there's no way this fucking wasn't Rick Steiner here. But at the pay per view it's Miner, Jarrett sid Vicious and road Warrior Animal Yeah Animal, Yeah, yeah, it was definitely Rick Steiner here on this I swear sh with uh Steiner. Yeah, I swear they did that because he like turned on Scott or something or joined Scott. I can't remember something like I think he joined Scott. Yeah yeah, I'd probably continue the mystery angle and like, well, it says. Rick returned on the January fifteenth, two thousand episode of Nitro and helped Kevin Nash fend off Scott after a world title match, turning Rick into a fan favorite again. So what okay, Now he returns after sin, he returns after the yeah, the Nitro, after the pay per view, and he's a face helping Nash against Scott. Later, he teamed Nash to face Scott and handicap match, but turned on nash To and allowed Scott to pick up the victory on nitro in A month after that, so he turns and joined Scott. A month after returning to fight Scott, he turns to join the Magnificent Seven. Okay, so I just had that mixed up. Correct, So Rick Styre does join the Magnificent Seven, also known as the Elite. The Elite, but this is one hundred thousand percent could be anybody. It could also be Rick Stiner, could be seven. That's one of my favorite. It is crazy how many people are being asking recently about that. What's the best Rhodes giving. Oh, by the way, his Rick Styn's in ring return around this time. His first matchback was a victory over quee Wee. Okay, he can't get nothing, bro yea man, he can't do that. This mystery man gets in attacks Jarrett, Sid vicious boot Steiner. Jarrett keeps fighting with the mystery man. Then Sid closine Steiner over the top and that's that's the show. That is the last thing before well, I guess there's a thunder before this, so there's one more before sin but I can't imagine. I can't fucking imagine too much happens. I mean, they do do a lot of recaps that show. Thunder and Thunder had a lot of bullshit going on, so maybe it was well, Jett was a big worker. He was always on Thunder and stuff, right, and I think Nash was doing Thunder two. Maybe Sid was over there, Yeah, well he was probably writing Thunder. Well, yeah, that was that was the go home Nitro. I guess, as I said, there's still Thunder, but that was the Nitro twin Minnesota massacre. Fucking dude goldbergs ever, I'll never forget Goldberg taking the meltdown from Brian Adams. It was Chronig's time, whether it didn't matter, James, it was motherfucking it was high times. But that is it for Niger from January eighth, two thousand and one, and that is it for our show. Thank you so much for joining us, Thank you for your patience. Without this fucking episode came out, make sure to join us on picture on pictureon dot com sast Deadlock PW. We got fucking hundreds of things for you to watch over there. Goddamn it, everybody's joining that ship and everyone's talking about how sweet it is. Check out to goddamn DPW on demand dot com. Check out deadlock for us, and that's our company. Just just watch it, Just watch the company. I promise you'll like it. I promise it's pretty promise. And we'll be back Monday, hopefully with another show. See then,
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