The One About Lisa, Lala’isms & the Kardashian Feud

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Speaker 1: Hello, it is La La Can welcome back to the GiB the La La Podcast. So before we dive into all things, is there a problem?

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Speaker 2: I'm moving some metal straws.

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Speaker 1: Moving metal straws. ASI, can you picture Mike Silts by your mouth? And I don't freak out? Sorry, because I'm the box of this podcast. You guys are just the co host. I've got my co host.

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Speaker 2: Easy.

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Speaker 1: You can't quit, Euston, you can only get fired. No one can quit, only firing. And Jessica Walter, Hello, So we did the Howie podcast that we talked about last week and no shocker here. We needed more editing time. And I think what's gonna happen is it's going to have to be two parts. Oh that's fun though, it's fun, but it's gonna be like, there's gonna be kind of a not a lull, but like just a little bit of time that has to pass before I can air the juicy stuff that everyone wants to hear. And maybe no one will care at that point, but I'm gonna force you to care. I'm on a freaking high.

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Speaker 3: I love this energy.

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Speaker 2: VI you do.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is what exhaustion as delusion? No, what's the word delirium is that the word delirious, not delusional. I may suffer from that at times, but then my sixth sense that Chris Medina says I have checks my delusional is delusion. What this is? What you what you get when you finish filming at like eleven PM and you're completely, like overly sensitive? What is it? I'm like sensory overload. Yes, yes to where like you get home your unwine process is like an hour to two hours and you got to be up at seven am.

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Speaker 2: I was about to say you had an early morning too, and.

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Speaker 1: I had an early morning. So this is you're not hom.

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Speaker 3: Are you allowed to talk about how filming's going so far?

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Speaker 1: Now? Not even a little bit? Okay, then, not even a little bit. I wish, because you know, I love to spill the tea, but I am falling in line for the first time in my entire life.

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Speaker 2: We'll see how long that lasts. Though.

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Speaker 1: I want to first give my podcast, our podcast a shout out, because we hit best podcast of the year so far, critically acclaimed by Amazon Music.

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Speaker 2: To the both of you, because I had nothing to do with.

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Speaker 1: Any of that, doesn't matter, does not even matter, But I'm happy to be a part of it now. We're happy for you to be here. We're happy that you're here. Yes, words are extremely hard today.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to have a fun one tonight, but oh.

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Speaker 1: I have to film again tonight and it's going to be completely Are you going to be there physically? I will be there physically.

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Speaker 3: You're going to be there. Quick question, because you brought up the podcast, we got a ton of dms because we did a little teaser on the podcast page of the studio. Do you want to say anything about that or.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm so excited about the new studio Easton you were there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's unreal. It feels professional. Not that this doesn't, but that is a whole different vibe.

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Speaker 1: Well, you have to remember that this space happened very quickly because we had a podcast space that was ours and we were feeling great about it, and then I left the relationship. So Jessica and I had to figure it out. Like we went from like, we have nowhere to live, We're going to be podcasting from an airbnb. Then we found the apartment. We started podcasting from there, and I was like this because.

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Speaker 2: Much in the apartment for the first I remember you guys are no, it's really.

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Speaker 1: It was really hard to get furniture.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the podcast on the floor a couple of times. Yeah, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Jessica get in the bed, but I did have her sit on the bed.

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Speaker 3: It was good.

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Speaker 1: But to celebrate the podcast has come very far and I'm super proud of it and we're happy to have you. But beyond that, like Jessica stepped up to the plate in a really crucial time where it was like she always does as she always does. So I was really excited about you know that that title from Amazon Music because I love this podcast. I love everybody that comes up to me and says I listen to it every week, Like you guys are the ones that make it make it successful. Without you listening, this doesn't happen. So thank you guys for listening. I love you so so much. You have been through thick and thin with me, like all of the most intense and beautiful moments of my life in in this world of Hollywood. So we celebrated by going to cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 3: We do, Okay, So this is La La Easton, Lisa who else.

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Speaker 1: Went Landon Listen's friend and roomy.

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Speaker 3: And he's in here right now, Yes he is.

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Speaker 1: And we and Ocean went.

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Speaker 3: Is this an usual thing?

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Speaker 2: We went two times?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we went on Tuesdays and we went again on Thursday.

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Speaker 3: Tell us about your experience.

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Speaker 1: Great every time, great every time. It never disappeared.

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Speaker 2: And it's almost like I go there and I eat so I can get the cheesecake. I'm like, if I eat and then I get the.

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Speaker 1: Cheesecakes, I stuffed myself to the brim and then fill myself further up with cheesecake.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not good because there's a cheese clay like it's really close.

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Speaker 1: People who live in La know fabulous restaurants. If you're craving a chain restaurant like good Luck, you better go far into the valley right right. But the cheesecake factory is right there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they're putting in there, but I.

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Speaker 3: Know their brown bread hits different.

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Speaker 1: Oh, their brown bread do hit different.

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Speaker 2: So I'm going to get If I don't get, I don't like the brown bread a right there. I shouldn't have said it. Come yeah, oh my gosh, but yeah, I'm just a white bread kind of guy.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I used to do. This is disgusting. I used to take the brown bread. I used to ask for a sight of their ranch because they're not the ranch.

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Speaker 2: And I would maybe I'll like the Okay, I'll try that. Maybe you like the brown bread. So you don't like the brown bread. You just like ranch?

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, exactly. Ranch is my life. But they're the ranch is sweet, so I'm pretty sure they put sugar in it. But it's it's addicting. It's so good.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm doing that next time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Have you had their to Mollie cakes? No, okay, you have to get.

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Speaker 2: Them street corn.

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Speaker 1: You have to get that too.

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Speaker 2: The street corn is.

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Speaker 3: Different from the cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I want to do it in cheesecake patchery Police. And then Lisa accidentally ordered she wanted this like chocolate.

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Speaker 2: I will say that I did order the wrong one, but you didn't. I looked, Oh, I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: If you notice, they're they're tandemed tandem cheesecakes.

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Speaker 2: Because that's what mom said. She goes that one and I read it and I go, that's the one.

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Speaker 1: So so you ordered and it was in the back. But I was so happy that they made a mistake because it was so good.

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Speaker 2: It was salted caramel one, and Lisa wanted the uh, the chocolate snickers on it. I was like, what, I don't want to You've never.

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Speaker 1: You always want salted caramel.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Who wants a snicker bar with their cheesecake.

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Speaker 1: I don't think any of the cheesecakes are anything to turn your nose about. I think all of them slap.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure, all right.

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Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to get Lisa on the podcast because after last weeks she felt the need to rebuttle which she wants to rebuttal about her losing everything but she still has. But the cheesecake sactary. We come, she pays for us. We come down the elevator and there's our waiter saying, you forgot your credit card man, And I looked at her and we.

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Speaker 2: Were just talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Talking about the podcast.

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Speaker 2: How ironic.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what? And now you see because the day that she heard the podcast, which was Wednesday, what a nightmare. So Lisa and I were kind of like at each other's throats to say the least. But that's just what happens. And what's tough is that, like I'm me right, and I can.

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Speaker 4: Go toes, but you can't go toes with the bitch that taught you how to go toes exactly. She's always gonna win the game, right, which is extremely frustrated. So she wanted she had to go and get like a facial procedure done at Skin Tied Aesthetics, and.

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Speaker 1: I said, make sure you don't lose the keys, and she goes another jab, another jab, and I was like, so when the credit card thing happened at she's kick, I was like, don't understand, it's not a job, Like I'm legitimately asking you, like please, I'm begging you with all I had.

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Speaker 2: And to get to and then when we're talking about it, when we're leaving and to for us just to not talk about it, she'll be like, oh, what cute hats over here? Just to deter the conversation. She does that she can't win.

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Speaker 1: She did it today o her baby names. I was telling her the baby name that you liked the most, okay, yes, and she was like, I don't like it. I just don't like it. And I was like, mom, you have to understand, like I like this name because of X, Y and Z and she's like, all right, Lauren, Oh my gosh, is this new? And I'm like, you're bugging me and she's you're bugging me. I don't like the name, and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna go day. But it doesn't pass Lisa. It doesn't pass anything.

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Speaker 3: So then why couldn't can't we get her on here to chat?

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Speaker 1: So we will get her on here, but Lisa has kidney stones.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, so now we can't. Yeah, so now we have to be extra nized after dragging her.

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Speaker 1: Poor. I hope she passes them by the time this comes out. Her pain tolerance is I don't know how she does it.

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Speaker 3: She's walking around and she.

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Speaker 1: Babysat Cruise for Jackson Britt. It wasn't for very long, but the pain started kicking in on Thursday. And Thursday night is when she had to go over to Jackson Britt's house because they were leaving so early. Friday morning and she just finished watching him. So it's Wednesday today. She finished watching him on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Wow, and she just she's just like.

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Speaker 1: Had a heating pad. This will be her third time. And I'm like, we gotta drink water. We got to drink some water. I don't like water. I'm like, well, you better, you gotta figure it out. Do something Perry works. She gets a dig it to drinks, so like for a minute there she was like very heavily addicted to like iced tea. Then it switched to diet cokes. And that's why I switched to Arnold Palmers.

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Speaker 2: And this is right there. It's like I tell her, you got to drink water, and she goes, well, I've had like a couple of Arnold Palmers. It's like, this is not what I'm talking.

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Speaker 1: She also told me that she looked on the can and diet coke has water, and I was like, oh, shaking my damn head.

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Speaker 3: She's so funny girl in her as elastic girl.

00:11:28
Speaker 1: By the way, I finally understood I was thinking of like an actual rubber band, and you mean like from the Incredible, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Just stretching over, reaching for everything.

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Speaker 1: I was watching The Incredibles with Ocean the other day and I was like, that's I think why it used to close her last girl, because she really can stretch for her.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't tramp lean her way out of shit. She'll you name it. She's doing it. She'll get buy anything, and she'll reach for some ship you didn't even know you had.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you she knows the game.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: No one does it better than Lisa.

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Speaker 2: B taking good notes I have. Let's say you've done well.

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Speaker 1: Because I reach.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so I think I make you've taken good notes. Yeah, reaching, you can't go to I'm relaying it back to the toes. You can't go toes with the girl who taught you had to go toes?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you? There are times where Lisa and I will be watching TV, like a reality show and Lisa burnieham I just it's so what comes out of her mouth, I'm like, you are such a bit like you fucking cut. She goes for jugular jugular, like give us an example, So I'm not gonna get. But I will say whenever she does, I go. You should write that on their Instagram. Go put it in the comment section. Let's see what people have to say about that. She's like, it's insane.

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Speaker 2: There needs to be a camera on her.

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Speaker 1: Because what happens is she's so freaking sensitive just kind of like me. But I'm telling you, like, I wonder where the like zingers come from, Like when she watches something on TV and she's seeing like a girl be mean to another girl. Like if she were there in real life protecting the underdog, she would put the queen bee to shame with her little little comebacks.

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Speaker 3: That's where you get that's where you get it.

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Speaker 1: No, obviously.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And she's so good with tone and getting under your skin with it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she's the best cherry.

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Speaker 3: I love when she just says, well, she's so subtle, so I don't she's so subtle, Or she'll say something like a one off, like a throwaway comment, and I'm laughing for like forty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she knows when and where to insert her her conversation to steer it in a very great direction.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we need a Life with Lisa podcast.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we did in Life with Lisa television show, but just her in a room still entertaining, I know. My favorite was when she had just had her lips injected for the first time and gotten kuybella okay, and we're watching some reality show and she's like, oh, she has had so much work done it and I'm like, as opposed to the two of us, what the fuck are you talking about Freshly Kubella and blowfish lips. What are you saying?

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Speaker 2: But I wouldn't do like what she does.

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. No, she is the goat. She is she is she makes my world spin in the best. Yes, as we said before, we are going to have I think in July, like starting like middle of July as well like it. Yes, in a studio. Finally with video. I'm so freaking excited.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm nervous all over again.

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Speaker 1: Are you nervous?

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Speaker 2: We'll get through it. I'm always nervous. I'm shaking at the beginning of this one.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel better now?

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Speaker 2: Does it feel?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Every time I start talking, I'm in you know, I'm so.

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Speaker 3: Great about this though, Easton, you're nervous and you're saying it out loud, and so now I think the friends who listen to the show can watch you and kind of like see how you deal with that, and like, well, they'll know in the video he's nervous at the beginning, and maybe I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know, maybe you have no and I won't even if I would like people to point it out too, I like, I mean, criticis or like if there's something Yeah, you look different you have more comment like that's the thing, But no, I would get I get nervous. I feel like a lot of people do I know you don't.

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Speaker 1: Now you've been for so I always get nervous. I just pretend that I'm not nervous, which is why I'm exhausted when it's over, because pretending is a lot.

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Speaker 2: I know. That's why I'm just like, hey, I have anxiety and I'm very scared right now, it's all out on the table.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Admitting it is the first step in all things. No, but I learned because I guess when you start going from like strictly audio to video as well, that we have to be a little bit more careful with the things that we say. So on one of our pages, whether I think I'm gonna post it on TikTok and we're gonna post it on the podcast page on Instagram, which is the give Them Lalla podcast, Give Them La La podcast, the La la isms, So vagina will mean cookie. We're gonna come up with a new word for the F word, and I want you guys to participate in this conversation to create the la la isms for what we want to say. But now that we're like big big stars that you can watch as well as here the audio. Let's create the isms together, all right, let's create the community. I want your help, so I will post something on the podcast page, posting a word that I don't think we can really use on the podcast, and we're going to create a word together. Okay, well mean that, Yeah, that will mean that, Like I can't let's just say blow jobs Blowy's all right, We're gonna come up with another term that's like equally as like cringey and seems hard but like more stomachable to the outside worlds.

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Speaker 3: And it'll take a sec to get used to it. But this will be fun to watch.

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Speaker 1: It'll be very fun to watch, I hope. And I also, we're finally a formatted show. Did I tell you this Easton? You were at the meeting, right, yeap? Okay. The first segment of every podcast is going to be the breakdown of what's been going on. Stories about Lisa Easton, if he went out found a hot chick, if I'm at a dude who's kind of a square, We're gonna talk about it all. If Jessica wants to talk about how she smell happy, he's a great guy. We'll talk about it, betch I like it. The second segment is going to be the reality segment because I'm obsessed with all things reality TV. Now, these are not hard and fast rules, right, if I ask you guys, because I want you to participate. By the way, Easton, I don't call my people fans. I call them my people, my friends. So I want my people if I ask you for the second segment, like what in the reality space is like, what's everyone talking about? Tell me and that's what we're going to focus on. But let's just say there's a TV show, like, for example, the Idol. Everyone's talking about the Idol. We can talk about that too, right. I have noticed the top two things that everyone's talking about right now are number one, Kim Kardashian and Courten Kardashian's feud, Indulcey and Gabana. What a boogie fucking field I.

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Speaker 2: Was just about. I was reading it, and I was just like, they're just a last a girl in for some news.

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Speaker 1: Wait. Really, well, I was.

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Speaker 2: Reading it and it's like, okay, So from what I took from it, Courtney's mad that Kim is profiting off of her styles at her wedding.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen Have you seen it all play out on the show? Have you guys been watching?

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Speaker 1: I watched the actual I'm one episode behind, and this is the first season that I've actually watched every single episode from start to finish, so like, I'm pretty aware of what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, i am not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's okay. That's why we love you because you are pretty. You're like, you're the average Joe, all right Now. I loved what Besiny Frankel said because she posted on her stories like her take okay on the whole situation. She said, I'm team Kim, because here's the deal. Kim is the reason why y'all are where you are, Okay. So the one that is making the gold is making the rules. Okay. So yes, Courtney, they probably like threw you this big, great, amazing wedding as like a promo or whatever. Who the fuck knows if you didn't, if you wanted to pay for it, you should have done something different and flipped the bill.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: You can't just do something and not flip the bill. Something comes in, you gotta pay it. They went to Kim because she's the biggest of all of them. People adore her, people look at her style and go, I want to wear that. She made the most sense, right, I feel because you've got Courtney who's very on one end where it's like I don't think she really cares to be super freaking famous. I don't think she really cares about the glitz and the glamour. She just at this stage in her life wants to like be in love, right and be a mom. And I'm sure that she had all these ideas in her head. And then a team came in and I'm sure Chris Jenner was like, let's make it goth. Doul't chake goth or whatever, right, And I'm sure Courtney was like, I'm so in love with you, trad. Sure, mom sounds good. And then you got Kim.

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Speaker 4: Who's like, don't let's fuck this world Kardashian universe.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe they have their own like two ends of the spectrum, right I was. I think it was on like E or some news outlet and it's like fashion this that Kardashian. I was like, they got their own fucking.

00:21:17
Speaker 1: They're an empire. Yeah, they're an empire.

00:21:19
Speaker 2: And then I clicked on it because I was just I was interested and I was reading like through three of them, and I was like, at this point, it's just stupid.

00:21:26
Speaker 1: I kind of am obsessed. Nothing more aesthetically pleasing to the eye than a Kardashian origenera.

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Speaker 2: I can see why Rob got the fuck out.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure he was, just like I am, just like I can't get with it. You you really, it takes a very special person. I mean even last night when we were filming, it was a little chaotic for me and I was like, I can't imagine this. Everywhere you go everywhere like it's it becomes a lot for a person. You have Kim who's completely built for it. Then you have so she looked at the Dulce thing and just went business. I love fashion, but I love a check, Whereas I think for Courtney, it wasn't so much about the Dulce thing. It was like that was my wedding and like, I'm so happy, and it was like just this one thing you just like couldn't leave alone. Why So I'm understanding both because I love a sentimental moment, but I also loves chick m HM and business.

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Speaker 3: And Kim does say in the show. She tried to push it out a year apparently. I mean, who knows what's true and what's not, but.

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Speaker 1: She tried to.

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Speaker 3: She was like, it's too close to Courtney's wedding, this Dulce show. Let's push it out, push it out, and apparently they couldn't. I see both sides as well. I see Courtney being like, I mean, Kim's already a billionaire. It's like, can't you just not take this one thing?

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Speaker 1: Well, let's remember she's a billionaire because because she does sto things.

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Speaker 3: And I see the other side too, It's like that's iconic, it's a Dulchase show, and you're creative directing it, what like of course you're going to do that.

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Speaker 1: Of course you're gonna say yes, yeah, right, yeah. And she also like rejected a lot of the like nineties like the lace and things like that. And she did point out like I wore the Madonna Dulce like in twenty eighteen, and then Courtney wore it for her wedding, and like, I'm not losing my mind over it. Like I did reject a lot of things that went hand in hand with her wedding, And you have to think about the overhead of these people as well, Like, no, I can't turn down a check because I got private jets to pay for I just bought a new house for two hundred million, making that shit up. But like there's a lot that these people are doing on a day to day basis where like they have to say yes to things to fund their lifestyle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, X amount to pay for X amount, right.

00:23:49
Speaker 1: And you don't know who was getting I know this on a very very small scale. When like you're doing a deal, right, and you're like, can't we just move bit like a couple months, and slowly they get into your mind, like but it's not exactly like think about all the things you said no to, and like they start like buttering you up, and by the end of it, you're.

00:24:10
Speaker 3: Like, let's drop it tomorrow, right, Like you're.

00:24:12
Speaker 1: Right, it's not even the same thing.

00:24:14
Speaker 3: Yes, that happens all the time with that kind of stuff, and that's probably what happened. Also, wasn't that close? It was like months later? Wasn't it like four or five?

00:24:23
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of I.

00:24:24
Speaker 2: Think it was four from what I thought.

00:24:26
Speaker 1: Time moved very slowly for me, so five months seems like an eternity. A lot happens in my life in five months. A lot happens in my life within a day. Yeah, that's true. So five months is like an eternity. You know it is. And Kim Kaid did like put the car Genner's on the map like I would kind of just like give it a pass. That's true.

00:24:48
Speaker 3: And it was great, It was beautiful. The show was stunning.

00:24:52
Speaker 1: I know, I wanted everything. I wanted everything so badly that I got on Amazon to try and find copycats.

00:25:00
Speaker 2: I couldn't, but I'm thinking about it, and I see Courtney side a lot because then you start to see Kim doing it and then you see what she did at the DMV and it's like, Okay, she's over the top on a lot of things.

00:25:11
Speaker 1: But did you see that Courtney posted her DMV picture like on her Instagram to show like zero glam just walked in and I look.

00:25:19
Speaker 3: Like this, No, she not happened at the DMV. Can you fill us in the.

00:25:23
Speaker 1: DMV it was shut down for Kim and she brought an entire glam squad and then they had lighting for her and they would take like a few and then show her and she'd be like, I don't like that. Let's fix this, that, and the other, and then redo it until she got the one that she wanted. And a lot of people were saying, first of all, the glam and the lighting is like so over the top, But you're also making these people sit there at the DMV after hours to wait for you to do that. Yeah.

00:25:52
Speaker 2: Second, who is asking for her fucking ID? Who is ever gonna see her? No?

00:25:58
Speaker 1: Did you you have to have an idea?

00:26:01
Speaker 2: And why do you need to look perfect in your ID? Who you're showing to TSA or you know, like that, who is I'm not saying it. Why does she need to look good?

00:26:15
Speaker 1: I understand seeing it.

00:26:17
Speaker 2: So you're pushing a whole lot of people for no one to see what you're doing other than people who are checking you into something.

00:26:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure that.

00:26:27
Speaker 2: Is ridiculous to me, and that just on the I can see where it's like if you're doing that, I can see the adult chang Leblona thing being an issue for Courtney because she does do so many things that are so right.

00:26:38
Speaker 1: You're like, this isn't really about Adulga. You do this ship at the dm.

00:26:41
Speaker 2: It's right, like I can see her only picking about the dult chang A ban it. But it's like, you're doing it for the d m V. You do it for probably a shitload of other things that isn't published. But it's like, at what point do I get one moment that you're not just doing I get that point of like her being fresh on, like, Okay, so you did it for my wedding, you're doing it to people at a fucking DMV. At what point are you gonna fucking stop and look at other people?

00:27:06
Speaker 1: Right? But at the same time, she's so like she can't just roll into the DMV like a normal person. Well no, but I feel like, and if you got a problem with it, stop hyping her up so much. Yeah, if you don't want her to have to go to the DMV, like if you wanted to go to the DMV like a normal person, then stop hyping her up so much.

00:27:23
Speaker 3: She could not exactly, she could never do that.

00:27:25
Speaker 2: Never.

00:27:25
Speaker 3: And also I don't I think yes, making the DMV people who work their way if she I don't know did she pay them. If she paid them all a little extra that week, great, I could see.

00:27:36
Speaker 1: Her paying I have heard, Okay, I have heard that Kim k is the sweetest, kindest human and is so grateful for every like anyone who has come in contact with her. Now again this is like within our world or whatever. Saying that she's like a very kind human.

00:27:56
Speaker 3: Well, she prides herself on being that way in business. Like she's never late, she never cancels, and she's always kind, is what. Like she always talks.

00:28:06
Speaker 2: I've seen a couple of videos of her, like on TikTok that maybe people have seen, but she's like teamed up with There's people who like just get funds from other people to like give to homeless people or go buy them things that they need, and they're Kim teamed up with him and she got him a car and he was a single dad. So she does do a lot that I've seen, just even on TikTok. And I don't think she just does it for TikTok.

00:28:28
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people could say, like it's it's because it's made public like that, but it's also I think, you know, you're trying to get an organization's name out there, you know, So yes, she is doing those things, but it's being promoted on a social platform to make other people like us aware of an organization that otherwise we may not know about. Yeah, right, well, so I'm sure I'm hoping yes, she has a one.

00:28:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like wherever whatever she puts on is people are gonna go and do.

00:28:54
Speaker 1: Absolutely. She was wearing like Denham freaking boots the other day and I was like, I need to go get denhim boots. Where do I find Denim boots? All right, I'm not even kidding. Who the hell would want Dunham boots. I do now because Kim had them on, all right, that's so funny. And then I put them on, I'm like, I don't look like it.

00:29:13
Speaker 2: A lot of people take that, what is happening? Why?

00:29:18
Speaker 1: But I think I'm sure that the people who waited after hours, that worked at the DMV got paid for their time.

00:29:25
Speaker 3: And I'm sure maybe hopefully they had to approve it. So I think a lot goes on behind the scenes.

00:29:30
Speaker 1: Yes do.

00:29:30
Speaker 3: I think it's extra and ridiculous, But it's the Kardashians. Most things they do are extra and ridiculous, and that's just their life and they're an empire. And hopefully behind the scenes there was extra money being paid to these people, they had to approve it, like, hey, would you stay a few hours later?

00:29:46
Speaker 1: For a law goes into production, Yes, a lot goes into production, into the production of a show. Now, other shows like have much more maneuvering room than others, Like I don't think the DMV would shut down for a housewife, you know, but the Royal Family of America. Absolutely, they're shutting down. Like it's just it is what it is. And I'll tell you what. If I had the means, I would also have.

00:30:13
Speaker 2: Glam starting to think, how are they not having mobile DMV for like those type of people. They're everywhere in the you know, Hollywood. It's like, how are hey, I need one? The DMV comes to you, takes a picture, and then goes through. I mean, is that not I heard through the grapevine, through.

00:30:32
Speaker 1: The grape vine that al Pacino needed a driver's license, and because he didn't want to go to the d m V, they issued him one with no picture. I don't know if it's true.

00:30:43
Speaker 2: Wait, so it's just an empty picture on.

00:30:45
Speaker 1: It, no picture, no picture, just the name.

00:30:49
Speaker 2: If I saw that, Okay, I'm not going to say anything to them.

00:30:55
Speaker 3: If anyone go on through.

00:30:58
Speaker 1: I would have asked them, can you also put scarface on there? It's my name, right, and then I put the date of birth and then legends or no, legends never die. This is the birthday. Legends never die. I'm just my birthday is infinite. Does that make any sense? I Jessica and I had to go to the DMV together and I was looking a hot mess. My relationship had just end, like ended. I had just made the greatest escape of my life and I needed to go get a car. And I look at my driver's license and I was like, not only is it from Utah, but it's expired. This is a problem. Jessica made us an appointment in Glendale. We studied for hours.

00:31:44
Speaker 3: On that test.

00:31:45
Speaker 1: Daddt oh, we roll up. We're prepared. It was the first test I probably ever would have passed my damn life. And they're like, you don't need to take a test, and I was like, yeah, I can still.

00:31:57
Speaker 3: I wanted to take it. We were quizzing each other in the car on the way and like, Yep, that's the answer, Yep, that's it. I was so confident and then we show up and they're like, you don't need to take it.

00:32:06
Speaker 2: Are you are, like frustrated that they didn't. I would have asked for it, like, can I at least take it?

00:32:10
Speaker 1: No. That's when I really started truly believing in the universe. I was like, wow, after everything I've been through, they really threw me a bone here, Like the universe does.

00:32:19
Speaker 2: Exist little trees and it was made the day.

00:32:24
Speaker 1: It made my whole day. And we were in and out.

00:32:26
Speaker 3: We were Glendale DMB man.

00:32:27
Speaker 1: I look a little dead in the eyes.

00:32:29
Speaker 3: Take her photo is amazing. Mine is awful and lawless is like perfection.

00:32:35
Speaker 1: It is vacant. Jessica, I've got roots down in my eyeball. I look so sad.

00:32:41
Speaker 3: Do you have a new Do you have a photo of yourself on your Instagram?

00:32:43
Speaker 1: Updated?

00:32:44
Speaker 3: Just for like your people? Because I want them to see this new hair color.

00:32:48
Speaker 1: And they've seen the hair color, they haven't seen it styled. I'm still not feeling like myself, but I am getting a lot of people being like, this is the.

00:32:57
Speaker 2: Look I do it. I tease you because I do like the hairstyle, the moss.

00:33:01
Speaker 1: You know what, even if you didn't, nothing I can do about it.

00:33:04
Speaker 2: Wag it up.

00:33:06
Speaker 1: It's like you got to have the bangs because my hair's broken. Can't bleach it anymore. I'll have no hair. This is what it is. Nothing I can do about it, but I appreciate it. Thank you.

00:33:15
Speaker 2: Of course.

00:33:16
Speaker 1: I want to start at the end of every podcast to have a ache of the day or the week, let's say the week, and a relief of the week. Easton, Do you want.

00:33:29
Speaker 2: To go first, I can start it off. My ache of the week is my tailbone.

00:33:36
Speaker 1: What happened?

00:33:38
Speaker 2: I was over at your place and me and mom were wanting to wash the cars, okay, and I was so excited to show her do it yourself car washes cheaper budget, and I was really excited to show her, so I went to sit on the couch. The arm got me. I was too excited, so I sat down and I sat down on the couch. I was going real fast because I was real excited. And the wood right in the tailbone. I heard, yeah, you even go what was that? And my ass my ass? So that and if you're asking for mental aches, that has taken the capacity of everything.

00:34:22
Speaker 1: Okay, an egg is an ache, no matter what, whether it's a headache, tailbone ache.

00:34:27
Speaker 2: I know I've been sitting sideways. Sleep's fun. Me and Mom just had the.

00:34:30
Speaker 1: Boys in the days sad you're talking about like if I my nuts were involved. He did. He did, however, get a giant, like whoopee cushion looking donuts.

00:34:42
Speaker 2: I'm sitting on a donut. I feel like I'm eighty five years old. I just tell people I got a dick, a dick reduction. That's also a big ache of mine. Through the week.

00:34:59
Speaker 1: What's the really don't.

00:35:03
Speaker 2: The week? I'm gonna take it around and just start having people sign.

00:35:07
Speaker 1: It like sheds.

00:35:13
Speaker 2: That is different than the other one.

00:35:15
Speaker 1: That is so funny.

00:35:16
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, you want to kick it off.

00:35:19
Speaker 1: One time I hit my tailbone super hard in front of the entire football team in high school. I was trying to show off in pe and you had to like run super fast to the middle of the gym and then turn around and run backwards, and I just like it. Every football player was like oh, And I was.

00:35:37
Speaker 2: Like, and you can't hide it because you're walking at a forty five degree angle backward, clenching your ass cheeks.

00:35:47
Speaker 1: The wind is knocked out of you.

00:35:53
Speaker 3: That is so.

00:35:55
Speaker 1: I feel your pain, Jessica, what is your ache? Of the week and relief of the week.

00:36:01
Speaker 3: My ache of the week and my relief of the week, it's the same. I want people to hear me out because when I say my ache of the week, it's gonna sound rude, But then it's also my relief.

00:36:10
Speaker 1: Is it doing this podcast on Saturday?

00:36:13
Speaker 2: Are about to get attacked or what?

00:36:16
Speaker 1: Because that is a fireable commat don't you can't quit.

00:36:21
Speaker 3: I am my sister's made of honor, so I'm planning her bachelorette and her bridle and it comes up next week. But there's a lot that goes into it. So anyone who's like been the maid of honor and done the planning and all that, it's so much more than you would think. It's so much more.

00:36:38
Speaker 1: Than you would think.

00:36:39
Speaker 3: So I guess I could say just that's my ache a little because it's coming up. I'm obsessed with my sister, by the way, but it's coming up and it's just like a bit chaotic. But my relief of the week when it's over exist, Well, I guess this isn't my relief of the week, but I'm just gonna say it anyway, because that's my ache. My relief is I get to fly home and see my family in a few days for the bachelorette and the bridal shower and to celebrate Katie. So so I it's all of that.

00:37:11
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense. And Kyle's going obviously, yes, he's say, because it's not the wedding. Sorry for me, it's all get back to back. Can you tell I haven't been to a lot of wedding By the way, you should be grateful that you get to be a maide of honor? Did you know the best friends that I grew up with and had I still didn't even make me.

00:37:30
Speaker 2: You didn't make the line.

00:37:34
Speaker 1: The line just not made of honor, which I'm totally fine with because I don't like that ship. I'm great doing what you're doing. I'm grateful it's a sister. No, I can't even imagine. You're like talking about the food, you had a plan, the outfits. I'm like, I'm so tired and I need to nap, Jessica, and I'm trying to work today.

00:37:54
Speaker 2: So can you keep it to yourself, jess you can tell me.

00:37:59
Speaker 1: No, We're all for you, Jesse. You are seen. My ache of the week would be beef in with Mom. Because that was very intense. And I would also say the ache of the week is probably picking up cameras again because I'm pmsing and just the combination feels a little unhinged, So that that would be the ache of the week. But the relief of the week is that I think that aunt flow has almost arrived and I'm feeling much happier. Good you are.

00:38:39
Speaker 3: Your energy today is the best. It's so positive.

00:38:42
Speaker 1: What do you mean? So that would be my ache and relief of the week. You guys, this was so much fun. I'm sorry everyone had to come in on a Saturday, but I appreciate it very very much. We're going to go into a long weekend, happy fourth of July.

00:39:02
Speaker 2: That's another relief for all of us.

00:39:04
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, yeah, go do some little sparklers celebrate. Yeah, have a biski and a dog, right, of course, get a dog, a Glizzy. Have a Glizzy and a dog. That's what I want. Well, what I hope you guys did, because this will air on Wednesday, and the fourth is on a Tuesday. So hope you enjoyed. Hope you're all safe, Hope you enjoyed this podcast. I will catch you guys next week Bye