The One About RHONJ, Housewives Moments, and Eating Placenta

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Speaker 1: Whoa. Yeah, welcome to They Can.

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Speaker 2: Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Just is very excited about the podcast today, but welcome to the regular old episode. Hype to be back. Let me tell you something y'all before we get started. Last night, I we ordered tacos with consumme.

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Period A yeah, And I had these last week as well.

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Speaker 3: Last night they were just not sitting right?

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Speaker 4: Can I be honest? They were a little spice here. I liked the first time more than this time.

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Speaker 1: I felt like my esophagus and my gut was a trash can that was on fire.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just flame, a.

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Speaker 5: Roaring, just flames out every hole.

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Speaker 3: It was wild.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm this hartburn is so bad, I'm gonna vomit.

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Speaker 3: So I vomit. Trigger warning.

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Speaker 1: I never know what it means.

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Speaker 3: A trigger warning. You guys told me.

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Speaker 5: Somebody says I vomited it, and that makes them vomit. That's what well saying it.

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Speaker 1: Ocean gets out of bed and she's like, mom, are you foeing up?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: It's so red?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? I'm like, Ocean, go get. It's like, oh, rubbing my back, I'm like, please go get.

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Speaker 5: She won't.

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Speaker 1: She starts standing on my feet. I'm like, you've got off, Get off.

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Speaker 2: She said, it's so red.

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Speaker 1: It was very red. But literally it felt right after I got rid of it, like someone dumped just like a giant bucket of water on the flames. Really completely took care of the problem. I didn't sleep great the rest of the night, Like my stomach was just like felt really tight because apparently when I woke up this morning, I was vomiting to the point where like I have broken blood vessels under my eyes and inside of them.

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Speaker 2: Oh is this is this odd?

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Speaker 1: For? What is it?

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Speaker 2: Third trimester?

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Speaker 1: I did not have this with Ocean. My heartburn is so terrible this round. I had heartburn with Oh, not to the point of throwing up. Though with this baby, I a moment that I have something that I should not have. It is sheer fire. It feels like someone's pouring acid down my throat. Anyway, it's all good. That was up.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, how many times has this happened? Do you know what to stay away from? Obviously consume a well, that.

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Speaker 3: Didn't happen the last time.

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Speaker 2: Spicy, but he said it was more spicy, right.

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 5: Tacos didn't sit well with me either. I was dying. Really, yeah, I had to take pepto.

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Speaker 3: But it wasn't like food poisoning.

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Speaker 1: It did not feel food poisoned, right, It just felt hot. So I woke up and came to do this podcast this morning, and I was not in the highest of spirits.

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Speaker 2: Well, you look great.

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Speaker 6: I don't see a single pop I'm the dead serious, I don't see a single popped blood vessel.

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Speaker 2: Your skin looks amazing.

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Speaker 1: Between the heartburn and the malasma, it's taken up my whole face. I'm gonna post my malasma that I had that I got with ocean and what it looks like.

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Speaker 3: Now y'all are gonna die.

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Speaker 2: Why, it's like a big difference.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's taken over my whole face.

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Speaker 2: Really is it on your cheeks?

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Speaker 1: Everywhere? Cheeks, above my lip, my entire forehead. It's wild. Oh.

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Speaker 6: I would love to see the before and I think a lot of it or not before, but without makeup.

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Speaker 2: I think a lot of people would love that.

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Speaker 1: It's a completely different face. Which it's fine because lasers and like burning devices exist. Yea, And once I have the baby and I'm done breastfeeding, if you think I'm not singing my face off.

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Speaker 3: And injecting the fuck.

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Speaker 1: Out of it.

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Speaker 3: You're out of your mind right.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you, do you know or have heard of anything?

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Speaker 6: Yes, that will help that you can use and it's safe while you're pregnant that helps malasma?

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Speaker 2: Like have you heard of things? And you're like, I've tried them all, they don't work.

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard of Yeah, literally just putting like covering it up.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, there's like nothing.

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Speaker 1: It's so deep in there that even certain lasers they tell you not to use because malasma is triggered by heat and most lasers are heat. So instead of getting rid of it, it could make it worse.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna see. I'm hoping that once I have the baby, we're.

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Speaker 5: Gonna see it.

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Speaker 4: That's like somebody given you a parachute and going like jump out, you'll see.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying we'll see, like just do it. I'm saying, once I have the baby, then i'll actually there's nothing I can do right now. Then i'll see because it could fade after she comes, or it could be like this and that is not happening, and I think.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be like that. Because it faded after Ocean.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, right, I don't remember, I'm gonna have to look at photos.

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Speaker 3: But it's wild.

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Speaker 1: It like looked like a tiny little boot, like the shape of Italy, and now it's like the size of Texas.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, it's kind of iconic.

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Speaker 3: Who knows, depends on who you ask.

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Speaker 1: And while I had heartburn last night, I watched I Am Celine Dion on Amazon Prime. Okay, have you heard what's going on with her?

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Speaker 2: No? I have not, are you?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I'm obsessed with Celene Dion. She's like one of the most talented, Like her music.

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Speaker 1: Moves me, one of the greatest performers and vocalists of our time and most likely beyond. The pipes are absolutely incredible, And when I think about what it would feel like to sing like that, I can only imagine that you feel like you're flying when she hits those notes. I'm like, she's for sure in outer space right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh my god, Titanic.

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Speaker 1: The all of it. It was like about an hour and forty five minutes this documentary. And she has stiff person syndrome SPS, and she talks about how she's been struggling. Actually for quite some time, and she notices when she sings, you know, it's obviously very flawless. When you hear her sing, it feels effortless. She said that there were times where it would start getting almost like the airways were blocked, okay, and it would get like raspy and kind of ratiling. Yes, which for some people that works like rock stars, right, You're like.

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Speaker 2: Well that like yeah, I love that, yeah, yeah, the.

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Speaker 1: Metal And she said there were times where she would have to pretend like she was doing an outfit change, or she'd like hit the mic as if it was the MIC's fault, and she was like, the music, like, my voice is what guides me, Like I did not guide.

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Speaker 3: Myself in life.

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Speaker 1: Wherever my voice wanted to go, that's the direction we were going. She starts sobbing talking about I miss music a lot, and I miss the people like her fans, because I mean, I don't know if one, I don't know of anyone who's not a huge Celine Dion fan.

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Speaker 2: Well, she's an icon, an icon. Is it gotten worse over the years and she can't sing anymore? Is that?

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Speaker 3: I don't think?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: This documentary is basically what she goes through on a regular basis to try and get her vocals to where they need to be again, which you hear her singing and she's spectacular, right, but you're but she's thinking, well, that doesn't that's not my voice. Something's happening, And because she points it out, you're like, Okay, I do understand, like I'm hearing the struggle just because you know what she her voice is capable of. But it shows her road to recovery. And this this syndrome affects like one in a million people. It is very rare and it's not seeable, so like no one knows how to treat it or deal with it. But at the very end, she is doing a song, recording a song, doesn't dig it, goes back in the studio the next day, it's so fucking good. She goes into her treatment and starts spasming, and it gets scary, like you can tell that her doctors are very nervous. She's crying, but she has no control of her face. I absolutely loved that she approved for that to go into her documentary because it was sad and scary, but also very moving and just to see how much love she was surrounded by and the reason that happened to her they gave her nose spray and it slowly, like you know, her her body started to un untense. But the reason why she went into that spasm was because her mind. She said, was it because I was excited out there?

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Speaker 3: And he goes, yeah, excited.

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Speaker 1: Yes, her mind got overly stimulated and that's it. It triggered her into a full spasm.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow's heartbreaking.

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Speaker 3: No, it's gut wrenching.

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Speaker 5: So does that? Does she go through that every time she gets off stage?

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Speaker 3: After well, she has been performing.

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Speaker 1: She canceled, you know, she had the residency in Vegas, canceled it, and she's been canceling shows for quite some time. And she's crying because she said, I keep lying. I'm finally letting you know this is why I've had to cancel that I'm going through a very life altering disease or syndrome that no one really knows the answer, and I just can't perform the way that I used to.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna watch this.

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Speaker 3: It was it's really good.

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Speaker 1: Is she? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Hold on?

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Speaker 2: What was I gonna ask? It was based on something you said?

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Speaker 5: How old is she? I?

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Speaker 1: Think she's on her sixties, your sixties.

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Speaker 2: I forgot it slipped my mind.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, she's got three boys.

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Speaker 2: Is she married to that shame man?

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Speaker 3: Well, he passed away, Renee.

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Speaker 1: There was a significant age gap, but like she loved him, they loved each other very much. It was definitely I recommend watching it.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: It's a little slow and somber, but moving the entire time. Let's move on to Tori Spelling eating So Tory Spelling says that Dean McDermott cooked her placenta and they both ate it.

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Speaker 3: I'm not mad about this.

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Speaker 1: You aren't, no, because I attribute I No one cooked mine, well, not my husband. I don't have a husband.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a husband.

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Speaker 5: But so, she.

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Speaker 1: Admitted on one of her episodes of misspelling that the last thing anybody would think was in her refrigerator was two front.

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Speaker 5: I would have guessed that.

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Speaker 1: Her husband at the time cooked it, which is actually I don't want to say it's common, but it's becoming more common. And when I hear and again, I am no doctor shocker, and I don't know that there's any like scientific proof behind eating your placenta, and it kind of combating. Uh, what is the word I'm looking for? I'm sorry, No, you're good. Like depression. I had mine encapsulated. And in fact, the girl who did mine with Ocean, isn't she the mommy?

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Speaker 3: I think it's mommy made.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so the girl who did my.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Julianne.

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Speaker 1: She did my capsules with Ocean. She works or owns Mommy made encapsulation, And basically she sends you a freezer, not a freezer, but like a what is that thing called a cooler? Sends it to the hospital, sends it to you. You take it to the hospital. You tell your obi, I want my placenta cool They know exactly what to do. They fill out the little paperwork. No, it's awesome. Anytime I was feeling down with Ocean, I would take a handful.

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Speaker 2: A handful, you can do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they recommend, like you stay consistent, take one every day. I'm not a big pill popper.

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Speaker 5: So you forget.

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Speaker 3: It's not that I forget.

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Speaker 1: It's also with Ocean, I gag a lot, which is gonna be killer for my next main next man, I'm like I can barely put a pill in my mouth and swallow.

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Speaker 3: Let alone, your giant.

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Speaker 5: Moving on.

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Speaker 1: And swallow guys, I can go on.

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Speaker 4: Smack in the car, and she kept going to as I politely told her to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, moving off, mon, okay.

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Speaker 5: Right mom? Not being able to swallow up pills.

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Speaker 1: I highly recommend eating your placenta. Some people like blend it up and put it in like a smoothie. Think about it. It's your body creates an organ that then it just gets rid of.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's so many vitamins and minerals in it.

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Speaker 5: Did you cook it? Do you cook it like a piece of steak?

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Speaker 3: They put like cayenne.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I don't think Jan literally sends you a video of how your placenta was prepared and put in the capsules.

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Speaker 6: I don't think I could do the cooking and eating it. I would feel like a cannibal. But I could do the dry I want to do that for sure. So did Tory and Dean literally fried it up.

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Speaker 1: He cooked it in their kitchen and they both ate it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that makes me.

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Speaker 1: She ate it, I know she for sure ate it.

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Speaker 5: I don't think I could ever eats a ever eating the.

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Speaker 4: Imagine Yeah, it's in the frize or the freezer. Next to the placentas.

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Speaker 2: Do you know that? Uh?

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Speaker 6: I like it, but but I mean I I think that you should consume it. I would say, yes, if you want to cook it up, consume it. But I did hear there's no actual scientific proof. However, you go off what you people say that that it helps any Did you hear that that it helps fight postpartum?

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Speaker 1: No? I, like I said, there's no scientific proof behind it. And I also am not a doctor. I'm just going off of my experience when.

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Speaker 5: I so somebody.

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Speaker 1: When someone says to me, I did this and it helped me, I'm going to look into it and see if it helped other people, and if it did, I'm going to do it.

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Speaker 5: I have a feeling that whoever, I don't always.

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Speaker 1: Need the scientific proof behind it, especially as I go off of someone's word. Well, also, are you an organ donor?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So if I'm just going to shed this organ right that my body created to help keep my baby alive and well and thrive in the womb, why would I just get rid of it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: When it could be used again?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Why would you not Recyclemm? I like that?

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Speaker 6: Can I tell you something about organ doning?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So did you guys ever hear this? There was this rumor, well, this is.

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Speaker 6: Probably my stupid small town This isn't true, by the way, but a doctor was saying, don't be an organ donor. This like a doctor, don't be an organ donor because if you're like, if you're like young and healthy or whatever, if you've got good organs they could use and they need and you're like they could save you, You're like on the verge of death.

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Speaker 2: They're like, oh, we.

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Speaker 5: Could really use that organ save people.

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Speaker 2: Can save three people for one, so maybe just let me go.

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Speaker 1: Baby, I'm okay, are you yeah?

00:17:09
Speaker 2: This isn't true. This isn't true, by the way. It was just like one of those stories.

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Speaker 1: I'm if that is true, and I'm like on my deathbed and there's a small chance I could make it. But they're like, ah, but we could save a lot of other people. I'd be like, it's my time. Many So moving on, eat your placenta. Highly recommend it in any way, shape or form you'd like. Did you guys see that Cardi b got hella upset during her one of her performances with her production team. No, she's like performing looking fucking spectacular, and all of a sudden, she's like, what am I paying you guys for my fans not fucking working?

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Speaker 3: The lights keep going in and out.

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Speaker 1: She's like reprimanding her production team that's off to the sides in front of her entire audience and ends it with now turn my fucking fan on, let's go. I'm like, and the.

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Speaker 3: Crowd goes wild.

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Speaker 2: What do you think about this?

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's a part of me I'm learning that people are really soft, And it's also like, pull it together.

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Speaker 3: Why why is the fan not working?

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't know that i'd ever say to you, Jessica, what the fuck am I paying you for?

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Speaker 3: This seems a little.

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Speaker 5: Intense, Say thank you for getting her paid?

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But watching it, I'm like, but I'm also like, not on stage creating, Because here's the thing. If anything goes wrong in a show, they're not gonna blame the production team that's behind the scenes. They're gonna say Cardi B's show, Cardi B sucks.

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Speaker 5: Or Cardi B's production team.

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Speaker 3: Whatever it is. Her name is front and center.

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Speaker 1: Okay, anyone who is lacking in the background is all gonna land on her. So and there's tens of millions of dollars at stake at all times. With someone at this level, you know, we're not talking about six figures. We're talking like heavy fucking payment, right, So it probably is a little frustrating when she's doing her job. Can you guys at least get my fucking fan to work.

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Speaker 2: Give my fan to work. I think, yes, I hear you.

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Speaker 6: I think that I wonder the back story because here's my thought.

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Speaker 2: It seems like if.

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Speaker 6: She's gonna go off on them on stage, this has probably happened over and over again. If she's on tour, if this is like whatever, like three strikes and she's like, fuck it.

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Speaker 2: I'm yelling at them on stage, I get that.

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Speaker 6: The one thing that I'm if it is the first time, which it probably isn't, but if it is, I'm like, h this is where you like act like a fucking boss and you get through and maybe like during your break or outfit change, you're like, get your shit together everyone, and then after the show you go production meeting stat and you're and then you like be the boss and you're like, this is unacceptable. It's weird yelling in front of the fans. It's weird yelling at them in front of the fans. But it could have been like the third time and she was like, Okay, I'm done.

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Speaker 1: Or it could be who Cardi b is and everyone like you'd get in the back and laughs and they're like, oh Carty again, where she's like, you fucking idiots, that's true, pull your shit together.

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Speaker 4: Purpose They're like, just don't turn on the fans.

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Speaker 5: Let's her yell at us. Be great because she's really turns on. You know, is she pregnant again?

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Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. They're saying that she was covering her belly and people are like, what are they expecting?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure.

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Speaker 5: Maybe maybe it's on sets.

00:20:45
Speaker 1: Oh who's onset?

00:20:48
Speaker 5: Oh? Brother?

00:20:50
Speaker 3: Oh I guess I thought it was another part of Migos.

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Speaker 7: Cardi responded to a tweet at her after this, saying she paid three hundred and fifty thous dollars up front. The least they could do is get my pile ready and turn the fans on, because guess what, at the end of the day, that money is not returnable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. See, so it must not have even been her touring crew.

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Speaker 6: It sounds like it was like the actional venue of the venue, of the venue.

00:21:15
Speaker 1: Oh that three hundred thousand dollars I'm dropping on you.

00:21:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

00:21:20
Speaker 5: Shame on the venue.

00:21:22
Speaker 2: That makes a lot more sense.

00:21:23
Speaker 3: It does make a lot more sense.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think maybe if I had spent six figures on a production team for literally one show, I'd tell them to pull their shit together. Yeah, and this is a quick set, buddy, I don't there's no outfit change. We're not on tour. So I'm going to be saying it now because I can't go back there and rip you a new asshole, right right, So I was going to do it here create a very big moment.

00:21:49
Speaker 7: This was at the BET experience, So it was that Crypto arena.

00:21:53
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's right because Crypto. The BET Awards were on Sunday. Did anyone watch no?

00:22:02
Speaker 2: Did you?

00:22:03
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys.

00:22:09
Speaker 2: The b E t arts. Did Kendrick win anything?

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Speaker 1: Henson comes out and does like a parody of Kendrick's uh not like us, but replaces not like us with this is about us. It was fabulous. She was incredible. Women were running the show. They were really giving a moment to like all of these female hip hop artists. Tianna Taylor was fucking fabulous. Man, they were, they were off the charts. I highly recommend watching the BET Awards every year because they're always like the production value is.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable.

00:23:03
Speaker 4: I'll watch it, I think. I Hulu, so if it was on yesterday, I can watch it today.

00:23:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:23:08
Speaker 2: Like YouTube, Yeah, an a lot of stuff was happening on Sunday.

00:23:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, b ET Awards. Chloe Kardashian had Chloe Wood.

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Speaker 5: Chloe Wood.

00:23:18
Speaker 3: So it was Dollywood.

00:23:21
Speaker 1: And for those of you who don't know what Dollywood is, it's Dolly Pardons theme Park.

00:23:28
Speaker 3: Right, It's in Tennessee.

00:23:30
Speaker 2: It's in Gatlinburg.

00:23:31
Speaker 1: Have you been, of course?

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Speaker 6: Really wait tell me Dollywood. Yes, it's so much fun. It's in Gatlinburg. So it's where a lot of people go to, like go in the mountains. It's beautiful and being log cabins, and then you have Dollywood in town.

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Speaker 2: It's so fun. It's just like roller coasters and log rides, water rides. It's like a blast.

00:23:50
Speaker 1: Well, they've received awards for how friendly they are Dollywood.

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Speaker 6: Yes, they're like the staff yes, oh yeah.

00:24:00
Speaker 1: And I was looking up.

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Speaker 3: How much.

00:24:05
Speaker 1: Dolly Parton's uh share is, and they estimated it at like one hundred and sixty five million dollars.

00:24:11
Speaker 2: Oh.

00:24:12
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, it's a pretty little penny you've got sitting over there in the amusement park.

00:24:17
Speaker 2: It's fun and it's very clean. It's very nice.

00:24:20
Speaker 3: Okay, so I should go. I love to take the ocean there.

00:24:26
Speaker 1: Podcast.

00:24:28
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yes.

00:24:29
Speaker 1: So Coco had her birthday and that was the theme.

00:24:33
Speaker 3: It looked fabulous.

00:24:33
Speaker 1: Everyone wore dunham. Kim Kardashian got really fucking drunk and danced with some guy and she said, had she maybe had shots when she was on Dancing with the Stars, she would have lasted longer.

00:24:51
Speaker 3: Number One. I didn't know she did Dancing with the Stars.

00:24:54
Speaker 5: She did.

00:24:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it.

00:24:58
Speaker 6: Wasn't as bad as you think. I mean, she did like iconic dance. Was like she danced I like big butts. I mean it was like, that's amazing.

00:25:05
Speaker 1: Was this was this uh like recently?

00:25:08
Speaker 2: No, this was a while ago. It's like a long time, like.

00:25:11
Speaker 1: Back when she was doing Carl's Junior Ads. Probably, Yes, Yeah, I loved that.

00:25:17
Speaker 2: Carl.

00:25:18
Speaker 5: Yeah.

00:25:19
Speaker 1: Every time I bring it up, you like make that Noise, which I loved. Snoop Dogg came out and performed.

00:25:29
Speaker 2: Did you see Iconic?

00:25:30
Speaker 1: He had a full, full set list, full set list. He came out saying, it's.

00:25:38
Speaker 2: Like a Super Bowl twenty twenty one again.

00:25:41
Speaker 1: Or twenty twenty one.

00:25:42
Speaker 3: I don't remember, Oh no, I I don't remember the year.

00:25:46
Speaker 1: Year. I certainly remember the.

00:25:48
Speaker 3: Performance, yes, performance, Oh my god.

00:25:52
Speaker 4: I called it a concert. I didn't even remember the game. I don't even know who played.

00:25:55
Speaker 1: I'm like, where was I What year.

00:25:58
Speaker 3: I do remember? I don't think it was twenty twenty.

00:26:00
Speaker 1: Why was twenty two?

00:26:02
Speaker 2: I think? Or twenty three? Even maybe twenty three?

00:26:05
Speaker 1: Was this when Fosty came down?

00:26:06
Speaker 2: Twenty two? Yes, I think it was twenty two, so.

00:26:08
Speaker 1: Ocean was a year old, So it was probably twenty twenty two, because twenty twenty three it was Rihanna and Ocean also loved that.

00:26:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was twenty two.

00:26:16
Speaker 7: That's when the Rams won the Super Bowl.

00:26:17
Speaker 1: Ah, how could we forget? Of course?

00:26:21
Speaker 5: Thank you for over here.

00:26:23
Speaker 1: We've got Ram page. By the way, producer John, since I'm not using the name rampage, I you can have it for your future.

00:26:33
Speaker 2: Kid bless thank you.

00:26:34
Speaker 1: You're es So yeah. I looked at her stories cocos and I'm like this looks like so much fun, and I'm like, I'm gonna start throwing birthday parties. And then as I was thinking about it, like literally, as I was going through the logistics of what I would do, I was like, I'm so tired. I can't do that.

00:26:55
Speaker 2: Literally just thinking about it. You're exhausted. I was like, no, no, no, not that.

00:27:00
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what usually beats me and gets me down is like the thought process of getting through it and decided to give up early.

00:27:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, well what did we call that?

00:27:11
Speaker 1: Is that? What it was where I start thinking of the logistics of everything to the point where I, like most people are.

00:27:17
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, let's go to Coachella.

00:27:19
Speaker 1: That would be fun, and then you just kind of go and you do where I go.

00:27:23
Speaker 3: Let's go to Coachella.

00:27:25
Speaker 1: This means that I have to do this and I have to go here to get here, and then if I don't have a ride, then I'm gonna have to figure out how to get here.

00:27:32
Speaker 5: That's it. I'm not gotting it.

00:27:34
Speaker 6: I'm not going That's a form of anxiety though. That's like worrying about things that haven't happened yet.

00:27:39
Speaker 1: But it's also well, that is fact that I have tremendous amounts of anxiety.

00:27:44
Speaker 2: We all do, literally all times.

00:27:46
Speaker 6: There's so why do you think there's so much anxiety nowadays? And do you think there's more nowadays or that people just didn't talk about it like our parents.

00:27:55
Speaker 3: No, I think that they're social media.

00:27:57
Speaker 1: Social media media everybody on the forefront of here's a platform to talk about every single thing that you feel at all times. And not only can you talk about how you feel, but on the other side of the coin, you can pretend that your life is fucking awesome and it's like, well, that's kind of what's causing my anxiety.

00:28:18
Speaker 4: So yes, yes, yes, everybody's just putting on this facade.

00:28:22
Speaker 1: It's what they call a double edged sword. Jessica, Oh wow, did you guys see the news that this has kind of been popping up since Matthew Perry passed away. Oh, they're like fully investigating this death.

00:28:39
Speaker 2: If there's any question they should.

00:28:41
Speaker 3: Of pulling people in.

00:28:44
Speaker 1: I have a story that I'm not obviously I shouldn't say it on air at all, but I'm letting you know, I think that there should be an investigation. Really, I'm very happy that that is happening.

00:28:57
Speaker 2: Good.

00:28:57
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, I won't say why. Yeah, but I'm thrilled that this is happening. They've pulled in Charlie Sheen's ex wife, who I think he has kids with the ex girlfriend. I think again, I think allegedly the assistant is being brought in the dealer, the dealer, the doctor.

00:29:24
Speaker 6: Well, that was I believe similar to the Michael Jackson case right where they pulled in the doctor.

00:29:31
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, the doctor.

00:29:35
Speaker 1: And what I was reading was law enforcement investigates his death and it's nearing its conclusion, but they would like to and they believe they will charge multiple people in his death, and the US Attorney's Office will make the ultimate decision on whether or not to press charges. They had no comment, but I was talking. I went to lunch a few days ago with Amber and a friend of mine that I've known for many years who's in the program, and he had had many years. He was approaching sixteen years of sobriety and I was trying to get a hold of him. I was probably I probably had two three years under my belt, so it was a while ago, I was trying to get a hold of him and he would not answer, which was not like him. Again, sixteen years of sobriety, you're never thinking that that person is going to relapse.

00:30:37
Speaker 3: I get a phone call from.

00:30:39
Speaker 1: Another person in our home meeting and they said, hey, we'll call him. X. X wanted me to reach out to you to let you know that he has relapsed and he's in treatment. He's sending you his love whatever. He's fine, he'll call you when he can. So now I've been sober almost six years, so he's got some years back under his belt. He's doing very, very fucking well, which I'm thrilled to see. But we're talking about Matthew Perry and he says, I never really ask if someone wants to share with me if they've relapsed, and they tell me they relapsed, I'm not gonna say, well, on what how did that happen? I'm here to support you, and whatever other information they choose to share with me is completely up to them. Right. So he tells me at this lunch just recently, you know, I relapsed on ketamine. And I was like, I had no fucking idea. He said, yes, I would go to a facility and they would do the IV and it was for my anxiety and depression. And he said, I just from remember sitting there saying like this can't end and telling the nurse this can't end. I need this feeling forever. And I guess the nurse was basically confused because during these infusions, I don't know, maybe just what are they called, I guess infusions, And yeah, these treatments you're supposed to lose. It separates your mind from the body. You have no concept of time. So the nurse was like, I don't understand. You shouldn't even be thinking about this ending because you're not supposed to have a concept of time. Cut to he is now on the prow He is saying, if someone doesn't prescribe me like these ketamine tablets, I'm buying them on the streets. He's like blackmailing people to give him what he needs. That is what knocked him off of his almost sixteen year sobriety journey.

00:32:55
Speaker 2: Oh that is heartbreaking. I have a question.

00:32:58
Speaker 6: Does he did he get cut off from the treatments after he said something like why is he now on the prowl versus just continuing to go get the IV treatments because they.

00:33:08
Speaker 1: Probably wanted it at all times, and because the treatments they have you on a Scheduleule have you on a schedule, And he said, no, no, no, there can't be a schedule. I need it at all times. This cannot end.

00:33:22
Speaker 3: It woke the beast again.

00:33:25
Speaker 1: Oh that's heartbreaking, and I have to be honest, he said to me. You know, ketamine has done incredible things for people. If you're an addict, you should not even dabble in it. And he's the first. Actually he's not the first. I have yet to hear from a person who is doing ketamine infusions, and I know that they exist, and I'm not against this, so please, I'm not pushing sobriety on anybody. I know that microdosing does wonders. I know that smoking weed does wonders. I know that ketymine infusions for a normal person works wonders. But it's so funny that everyone who has tried to tell me how great ketamine is to treat things is usually buying ketamine to go to a music festival or something.

00:34:13
Speaker 8: Yeah.

00:34:14
Speaker 5: Right, No one's using it for the correct way.

00:34:17
Speaker 1: Well, no, no one that I know no one that I know well I have a positive experience with any of these things, and you're enom me. Please write in. I would love to share those experiences. I have yet to have anyone come to me and tell me.

00:34:31
Speaker 4: Hot friend, Okay, he did it for like a month and he said it was great.

00:34:35
Speaker 5: He doesn't do it anymore, but.

00:34:37
Speaker 3: He went through the treatment beneficial.

00:34:39
Speaker 8: Yea.

00:34:40
Speaker 5: He was like, I really like it. And then he said that they do it like every six months.

00:34:45
Speaker 4: They'll reevaluate him and then his doctor will be like, Okay, let's do this, or you look great, you don't need any.

00:34:51
Speaker 6: It's very interesting. I have to say, I don't know a lot about it. But even and this is just my personality, but even the thought of being in a state where you said they you don't.

00:35:01
Speaker 2: Have a concept of time. I that like gives me sheer panels.

00:35:06
Speaker 4: So much anxiety.

00:35:07
Speaker 1: I like so much anxiety.

00:35:09
Speaker 6: I like ate too many edibles, and I was like, I'm going to die so like because I didn't have control, No, like I need control. Like the thought of shrooms, I've never done shrooms, never done ecstasy, like any of that, and take into another state. I would be like that's not okay with me. I don't but I wish like shrooms sound honestly amazing.

00:35:30
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I just but I won't do it.

00:35:32
Speaker 1: I'm just too scared, you know what. I feel the exact same way. And I don't know when that happened. But like the thought of picking up a drink, And I'm not saying that these days won't face me head on at some point where I'm like, oh, today's actually a struggle. But I'm like, the thought of picking up a drink takes me to a very dark place. It takes me exactly like right back to when I first lost my dad, and then the thought of like losing control, yea, like smoking weed or taking an edible. I'm like, are you saying like, I'm gonna feel like I'm not here and if I needed I would lose my mind, especially having a kid now, right even if she wasn't with me and she was somewhere else, if something were to happen and they needed me, absolutely not. No, that's two no.

00:36:29
Speaker 2: No.

00:36:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I know we went on a bit of a tangent with ketamine.

00:36:36
Speaker 2: But no, it's like eating.

00:36:41
Speaker 1: It is when I say I never knew what that meant. When I'm like, sorry, I went into a K hole, it means a ketamine hole.

00:36:49
Speaker 5: Yeah, you didn't know that. It's been a.

00:36:52
Speaker 1: Hole, a dark hole, the abyss. I had no idea. Do you know how many times I've told people I'm in a cable I'm sure.

00:37:03
Speaker 4: They're like, They're like, she, are you really so sure she's lying to us?

00:37:08
Speaker 2: A CA hole?

00:37:10
Speaker 1: A CA hole? Can I ask you, guys, what does toxic slash Feral Girls Summer mean?

00:37:20
Speaker 2: Oh my god, feral Girl Summer. I would love to really deep dive into this.

00:37:25
Speaker 5: But I'm not gonna go to what is a feral summer?

00:37:27
Speaker 2: So it's we're just feral. We're just out in the like a feral cat. Yeah.

00:37:32
Speaker 6: So it's like single women or women who whatever, they're just like horny and looking for sex and looking for love and looking to hook up and tits out, ass out.

00:37:42
Speaker 2: Let's do the damn thing.

00:37:43
Speaker 4: Let's get behind this dumpster, get a quickie.

00:37:45
Speaker 2: A Beryl Girl summer.

00:37:47
Speaker 6: Every all the women are horny, All the girls have gone wild.

00:37:52
Speaker 2: The girl have gone where they.

00:37:57
Speaker 5: Send me an address?

00:37:58
Speaker 2: Where are they? All? They're gonna be out and about in these streets.

00:38:02
Speaker 9: You know.

00:38:02
Speaker 1: I was talking to my friend the other day and she goes on many a date to the point where I don't know how she's not exhausted. And I told her, I think you should take a break. She's telling me she goes on two to three dates a week, and she's always talking about a new guy that she's been on a date with. But when she tells me about it, no one ever, she doesn't ever seem super super excited. And I've told her, I hope that you never end up in a situation like I was in, where like you just were never excited about it, Like, don't settle, Like he needs to be able to make you feel like you're on cloud nine. You want to rip his clothes off at all times. That's the dude who he checks all the boxes, the things that he doesn't check. Compromise exists, but you should not feel like not excited at the very beginning, right right, And so I.

00:38:59
Speaker 5: Told her the fun part about the beginning, the beginning.

00:39:02
Speaker 9: It's the funniest butterfly butterflies, you don't have that move one, okay from experience listen to me, And I was like, I think you need to take a break for a minute from the dating.

00:39:14
Speaker 1: I don't think it's fun. I think maybe you just need to like put it on ice. And I said, because everyone who who knows how the cycle works, When it gets cold outside, people want to cuttle up. That's when you start dating.

00:39:29
Speaker 2: Cuffing season, cuffing season, summertime.

00:39:34
Speaker 1: Put the dating apps on ice.

00:39:37
Speaker 6: Single barrel, tits out out, you got little thong bikinises, go out with the girls to the beach. I'm I'm literally looking at my schedule planning like beach trips, well, like beach like.

00:39:51
Speaker 5: Vagina, your vagina kitties.

00:39:56
Speaker 2: Don't let them out, keep them in.

00:39:58
Speaker 1: No one wants to see that. Yes, we just want to see little cheeks, cheeks tis.

00:40:04
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put like I'm gonna put a nude race on the beach.

00:40:10
Speaker 5: Running. That would that's my heaven?

00:40:13
Speaker 1: Really, if someone women running, I feel like that's similar to like naked people squatting naked people.

00:40:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't love the idea of just it's just like I feel like it would need to be.

00:40:25
Speaker 6: Like yes, or like asses jiggling running though, I think if most people look goofy running, I'm just gonna be like, if you.

00:40:34
Speaker 5: Got big enough boobs, you might get hit in the eye with it.

00:40:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they're really.

00:40:41
Speaker 5: Little windsaw.

00:40:43
Speaker 2: Wind Saw.

00:40:45
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's so funny. Okay, that makes all the sense.

00:40:48
Speaker 6: Yes, Faral Girls summer. Are you going to be joining in while you're pregnant?

00:40:54
Speaker 1: Yeah? Joining in? You could be imagine running naked.

00:40:58
Speaker 2: No one wants to.

00:41:00
Speaker 1: See that mortifying because we are to the point where the heart, the heart has been has been fully eaten.

00:41:14
Speaker 5: Up by the nipple.

00:41:16
Speaker 1: I hate to break it.

00:41:17
Speaker 2: Really, is that true?

00:41:19
Speaker 6: I literally just saw your nipples and I feel like they're the normal size.

00:41:23
Speaker 2: Really.

00:41:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll let you examine them after.

00:41:25
Speaker 6: Who was gonna say, I didn't really really interesting? Well, girl, because it's rat rat Boys summer and Paral Girls Summer.

00:41:34
Speaker 2: And I have to be honest, I feel like the.

00:41:35
Speaker 4: Women got Okay, So we're just we're gonna be rodents, just fucking in the streets like.

00:41:42
Speaker 5: New York rats. We are New York rat That's what we are.

00:41:47
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm kind of into it. Did you guys watch Jersey?

00:41:52
Speaker 2: Jersey? Was that on the watchless lot?

00:41:55
Speaker 9: No?

00:41:55
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I got some nothing's really getting me wet on Bravo. Right now, I know that that's rude to say. I'm I obviously I love Housewives so much so I watched no matter what. Joe Gorga had a really sweet moment officiating.

00:42:12
Speaker 3: A gay wedding.

00:42:14
Speaker 1: But he was so cute officiating this wedding. I loved it. That was a really sweet moment. I did.

00:42:21
Speaker 3: So there's this moment.

00:42:22
Speaker 1: Where Jen, who she lives in that palatial home, her husband is the doctor. And then Danielle, who's I think like Long Island blonde hair, like very She's the one that I was like, I don't like how you treated my friend Lena. Yeah, that was messed up. They got into it two episodes ago, and Jen was calling her out on all this shit, right, basically alleging that Danielle stole from a charity, which that's fighting words.

00:42:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that's like a really.

00:42:58
Speaker 1: Shitty thing to say, especially if it's not absolutely fucking true. Right, And then there was another thing that Jen was saying, like, you said to me about your hair, girl, will call her Samantha. Danielle, you called me and said Samantha wanted you to model her hair extensions. But you felt like you should get paid, and your response was, will I post for her?

00:43:25
Speaker 3: Number one?

00:43:26
Speaker 1: I don't know what Danielle's algorithm looks like. I don't know what her following looks like. You know, maybe a space on her page is worth a lot of money, you know, I think of like influencing or influencers when you're talking about a post that's basically real estate, right.

00:43:44
Speaker 2: Yes, people pay big money for that.

00:43:46
Speaker 1: People pay big money for it. So if what I'm posting doesn't add up to my real estate, maybe that is a huge thing. Like I'm posting for you. You charged me five hundred bucks for my extensions. My going rate is five thousand for a story. Like, yeah, that's that's pretty nice. I probably would have done it. I would have like I pay for my hair to be done and also post. I just that's just what I do. Whatever. Yeah, because it's usually the only time that I'm ready. It's more for more for me than them. Just kidding. But it was so interesting because I'm like, here, Jen is and she cannot believe that Danielle would say, like, well, I post for her. But then Jen was mad at Danielle because Jen showed up to the charity event, and she thought that just by her showing up, she deserved Aiden's surgery on the step and repeat. I'm like, well, you're that doesn't make any sense. Your mere presence is worth that when like these small businesses donated to this charity, right, be on the step and repeat and your your mere arrival is enough, right, Like, girl, you gotta take take a seat.

00:45:09
Speaker 2: Also, penny up, it's a charity.

00:45:12
Speaker 1: It's a charity, and like y'all are doing well, and like, how much could it be to be on the step and repeat?

00:45:20
Speaker 3: A couple thousand bucks?

00:45:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, it could have been.

00:45:22
Speaker 4: Like a.

00:45:24
Speaker 3: Twenty five hundred.

00:45:25
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like they have the money. Yes, you know, if you're gonna clown on her for being like I don't pay, but I post, then you can't be showing up saying like, well, I showed up, so where's my free shout out on the step in at the charity event? Like you're speaking out of both sides of your mouth, which, by the way, I do all the time.

00:45:42
Speaker 3: It's all good.

00:45:43
Speaker 1: Welcome to Welcome to like reality TV. You know, I'm just here reporting opinion my own Okay, I'm just here showing it's showing. Showing is shaking my ass. It's my opinion. Thank you, Jess. I'm still a tad confused by why, uh, Fuda she's got the cute little people don't like her nose. I actually really like her nose. She's the one who took what I said about going to visit marine parks and things like that and was like, thank you so much. So I like, Fuda, is this natural? No noob? I like her face. I think she's got like fairy features. I like all faces, to be honest, I like all faces too.

00:46:29
Speaker 2: I like I like kind of like a prominent nose.

00:46:33
Speaker 1: Well, hers is like gives me like really cute fairy vibes.

00:46:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love hers.

00:46:38
Speaker 6: But like when women, when I see women and they have like a little bump or something. Maybe it's because I just don't see it as much in La now because everyone has a nose job. But I'm like, oh, that's so cute nose.

00:46:54
Speaker 3: It is nice to see.

00:46:55
Speaker 4: A natural It's nice to see a natural face. You look at all these people and you're like, are you guys just to the same doctor.

00:47:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are.

00:47:03
Speaker 5: We most certainly are just one after the other. They're just two doors.

00:47:06
Speaker 4: All these bitches are walking in and one of them, I haven't got your nose done though, No.

00:47:11
Speaker 1: But I would like to anyway, Let's let me go with you everything I know. Ethan's like, where can I get my jawline in? Fuda really hates Teresa. Teresa really hates Margaret. There's so much hate in the group. It's so wild that they can like film a show together.

00:47:34
Speaker 5: Do they all film together?

00:47:35
Speaker 1: No, that's it's so wild that we're we're in a place usually like there's not even indifference, which you would think indifference would be the worst thing. It's actually when people can't even hear about the other person. The moment someone is brought up, like Teresa in the presence of Margaret and Fuda, it is like a war zone. It's like, well, this is a TV show. We're gonna have to we got to talk about it, got asked questions, gotta make sense of it, right, And I don't know if we covered this, but a few weeks ago Andy came out saying that there there's gonna be an alternate reunion. What does that mean?

00:48:17
Speaker 2: An alternate meaning? And they're two different reunions.

00:48:21
Speaker 1: Andy said, it'll make sense once we see the finale, okay. And he also confirmed that, like the talks of a reboot is just not happening, Like that's not true, okay, And he never came out and said that with Ronne, Well, I.

00:48:36
Speaker 6: Wonder why he's they're so hard on that because Ronnie was so successful.

00:48:40
Speaker 2: I wonder why they're not jumping on that. But right, you mean the reboot of like there's no talks of it. He's putting his foot down.

00:48:49
Speaker 6: Where with New York he said he didn't come out, And the fact that they're just taking that off the table when New York was so successful is interesting.

00:48:56
Speaker 1: I think that it's a very different type of show New York in Jersey, very close in proximity, very different shows, like the Heart of Jersey is like deep rooted family, the dynamics of the family. I'm watching Real Housewives of Jersey season eight, and it's like one of the only seasons where Melissa and Teresa are getting along and it is so amazing, And I wish that they could get back to that space.

00:49:26
Speaker 3: And I don't know that.

00:49:27
Speaker 1: It will ever happen.

00:49:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like to see too much damage has been done.

00:49:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like to see family even like sister in law.

00:49:36
Speaker 2: It's not getting along.

00:49:37
Speaker 1: That's actually pretty common, is it not for my family? I love my sister.

00:49:41
Speaker 6: I was gonna say I love my sister in law to be I'm obsessed with her.

00:49:46
Speaker 1: Actually that's not that common. Wow, the in laws. There's a reason why there's so many movies and TV shows about, ugh, the in laws.

00:49:54
Speaker 2: I thought it was more than mother in law.

00:49:58
Speaker 3: My mom is hella cool?

00:50:00
Speaker 6: Well, yes, your mom, Your.

00:50:04
Speaker 2: Mom is very unique, maybe just to me.

00:50:07
Speaker 5: No, I think you're her mom is just something.

00:50:10
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. She's a character. She's like, very progressive, she's she's very like, she feels, not like a regular mom. She's a cool mom.

00:50:19
Speaker 3: She's a cool mom. Yeah.

00:50:21
Speaker 1: So, in honor of Housewives talk the most iconic, the most dramatic Real Housewives scenes of all time?

00:50:31
Speaker 2: Okay, fun to review.

00:50:33
Speaker 1: In two thousand and six, the Gods dropped the first Real Housewives franchise in our Laps, that's how long this franchise has existed. If you remember, it was behind the Gates Real Housewives of oc SO coming in at number one.

00:50:48
Speaker 3: Ramona's Catwalk. Do we agree?

00:50:51
Speaker 2: So? Good at number one or is this number?

00:50:57
Speaker 5: Is that number ten?

00:50:58
Speaker 1: Which is I don't think that it's the This is the first one that she that the writer put in here, and I love it because there's zero screaming, there is no intensity. The only thing that it is is Ramona walking the runway with her eyes this big.

00:51:18
Speaker 5: I love how the guy goes her eyes are.

00:51:21
Speaker 1: Popping, and that it cuts to Jill Zarin just laughing her ass off. It is so good. I love the days of Housewives when like Jill Zaren was doing like a Kodak partnership and Ramona comes in and she's like, there, it's just kind of an antiquated brand and she's like so offended by it, and that's.

00:51:48
Speaker 3: Like the big storyline.

00:51:49
Speaker 1: I love those storylines her.

00:51:51
Speaker 2: Do you think she has this face? Have you ever heard it?

00:51:54
Speaker 6: Goes smile without your eyes, then raise your eyebrows. Then stop smiling, and that's your model face. So smile without your eyes, smile, raise your eyebrows.

00:52:06
Speaker 2: Now stop smiling. Oh see, she got it. You should do it to the camera. You do it.

00:52:12
Speaker 1: My eyebrows are in my hair.

00:52:13
Speaker 2: Lit smile without your eyes. Oh wait, eyebrows.

00:52:20
Speaker 5: Yeah.

00:52:20
Speaker 2: See I'd look like Romona. Ramona, Roona for sure scary. Let me see you your Ramona smile without your eyes. Oh okay, I don't look like that.

00:52:32
Speaker 1: You are.

00:52:35
Speaker 5: It feels like.

00:52:38
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys, I'm a dumb ass. I don't know how to say this word. Hold on, protect each other till the end, oh, Caroline her soliloquy.

00:52:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would argue. That's one of the most dramatic scenes.

00:52:53
Speaker 3: This is very dramatic.

00:52:54
Speaker 1: It's the table flipping scene where she's sitting there talking to Danielle stob basically saying, we're family, we go toes, but we protect each other till the end. Like she really, I mean, she's like the Godfather, like her Caroline Manzo.

00:53:12
Speaker 2: Who flipped a table first her or Teresa.

00:53:15
Speaker 1: No, Caroline would never slip a table. She's all about words.

00:53:17
Speaker 2: She's oh, so you said, table flipping scene.

00:53:21
Speaker 1: It's the same. It seems that the same dinner.

00:53:24
Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, how long was this dinner?

00:53:28
Speaker 1: It was long?

00:53:29
Speaker 3: It was long.

00:53:29
Speaker 1: A book gets pulled out that Danielle was a prostitution whore, pistol whipping people with an extensive criminal record, allegedly.

00:53:40
Speaker 2: Allegedly Oh my god, really quick? Is this? That bonus comes out Monday? Right?

00:53:45
Speaker 6: So this will come out after we forgot the leg scene? What like her Housewives the most memorable where she takes off her leg and puts it on the table.

00:53:54
Speaker 5: Wait what happened?

00:53:56
Speaker 2: Right?

00:53:56
Speaker 1: Okay, So in honor of this little article, next week's Monday episode, which is the bonus, I want us to come up with what we think are the most iconic moments. We've already recorded it, but the leg.

00:54:11
Speaker 2: Scene was we forgot the leg scene.

00:54:13
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm pregnant and could give birth at any given moment, so we're just like we're rampaging. We're all behind it, behind party planner from hell. I didn't think that was like the don't check me boo? You don't remember? Oh, you guys are messing.

00:54:36
Speaker 2: I don't remember.

00:54:37
Speaker 5: I watched it. I didn't don't check me boo.

00:54:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, so good, Highly recommend watching that episode. Goodbye Kyle Dode.

00:54:47
Speaker 5: You should watch that episode.

00:54:50
Speaker 2: Watching that episode.

00:54:51
Speaker 1: Sorry, I had moved on. Episode l VP's last season on BH. Goodbye Kyle Uppy Gate.

00:55:00
Speaker 3: You guys remember, sure do?

00:55:03
Speaker 5: Sure?

00:55:03
Speaker 2: Do? I think ours?

00:55:05
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who is an iconic moment on Housewives, Ken fucking Todd, did you guys him about to re killed your tee in the hot tub and sleeping over at Sunda?

00:55:17
Speaker 5: All?

00:55:19
Speaker 2: Hi, Ken, welcome?

00:55:24
Speaker 5: Never thought it would that.

00:55:25
Speaker 4: He's like, anyway, you just drop He drops the grenade and then just leaves.

00:55:32
Speaker 1: Ken Shaggy in hand or not shaggy O RESI paradise huffy puffy ye and then leaves and.

00:55:43
Speaker 5: Then just shuffles away.

00:55:45
Speaker 1: Scary Island. Did you ever watch Scary Island? He said, We're going home and watching scar It is so go to sleep, sleep, Like, do you guys want some gummy bears?

00:55:58
Speaker 5: Oh? He was me, Hi, why no?

00:56:01
Speaker 1: It's so good, so fun. Oh my god, you're Al Sharpton. Oh my god, Al Sharpton. Do you remember Kelly Ben Simone did well legend? Oh my gosh. Okay, Well that was it.

00:56:14
Speaker 2: That's a good list. That's a good list.

00:56:16
Speaker 6: I have to say you guys, like Laala mentioned, we already recorded our favorites for the bonus, and I think ours are a little better. And a listener and friend favorites, so.

00:56:25
Speaker 1: I thought it was excellent. This is good.

00:56:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, ours are better.

00:56:28
Speaker 1: Ours, Ours are definitely better. That was a little bit half assed, but that's okay. Yeah, that's okay, great moments. I wouldn't I don't know, but I would. Well, I think she named him the most dramatic.

00:56:40
Speaker 2: Oh, but they're not.

00:56:41
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even name them. The most dramatic shot getting arrested.

00:56:45
Speaker 2: That's dramatic.

00:56:46
Speaker 1: Dramatic, yes, yes, the black guy black, the black guy. That's dramatic.

00:56:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:56:55
Speaker 3: Production was brought into that ship.

00:56:57
Speaker 1: People were investigated. Yeah, that's strong punched, yeah, by Genshaw.

00:57:03
Speaker 4: I think we all owe Genshaw a couple of fist pumps.

00:57:06
Speaker 5: Oh.

00:57:06
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say apology.

00:57:07
Speaker 3: I was like, whoa, I was gonna say, no, no, no.

00:57:10
Speaker 1: Should we move on to the ache and relief of the week?

00:57:12
Speaker 2: Sure, all right, who's that I'll go?

00:57:16
Speaker 5: I think used to who usually starts.

00:57:18
Speaker 1: Just because I always forget about it forgets about me, You forget about everybody.

00:57:21
Speaker 5: If it's if you go, if you don't go last.

00:57:24
Speaker 6: Sorry, So today when this airs is July third, Yes, so my relief of.

00:57:29
Speaker 2: The week is tomorrow's July fourth.

00:57:31
Speaker 1: Love it.

00:57:31
Speaker 6: I love July fourth because simply because it's like it's like summer and it's usually around water. So I'm gonna go to Nick and Joe's, who are our Hawaii friends.

00:57:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're gonna.

00:57:43
Speaker 6: Have a little pool party, watch the fireworks. That's gonna be so much fun. That's my relief, my ache. I won't dive too much into this, but furniture shopping for a new space, it is an ache.

00:57:57
Speaker 2: It's not only hard, it's just expense. I'm trying. I'm one who like loves coupons. I'm like your mom. I love a deal and I want it to be comfy. And so I'm going between like do I get this for this much?

00:58:11
Speaker 6: Or spend a little more and get this and like how long am I going to keep this?

00:58:14
Speaker 2: Is this a forever piece? What do I invest in? Anyway?

00:58:17
Speaker 3: Can I give you advice?

00:58:18
Speaker 2: Yes? Please do.

00:58:19
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you advice okay, even though you didn't ask, but you gave me.

00:58:24
Speaker 3: The okay to give it.

00:58:25
Speaker 1: Yes, because you are moving into what I don't think will again be your forever space.

00:58:35
Speaker 2: Yeah it won't.

00:58:37
Speaker 3: Don't drop tons of money on it.

00:58:41
Speaker 1: And I say this because when I moved into the new house is when I was like, you know what, I even though this may not be my forever home or it may be my forever home, depending on where I end up in life. But the pieces of furniture that are going to be in here are now going to be pieces that I love, I adore, I spit money on. They're potentially gonna be pieces that my daughter is gonna want at some point in time. So for you, because you're still kind of transitioning and finding the level ground, buy things that you love, but don't spend.

00:59:20
Speaker 2: A ton of money on it. I like that advice.

00:59:22
Speaker 1: I love Ashley furniture. Actually, furniture is a great one quality pieces.

00:59:28
Speaker 2: I love home goods.

00:59:30
Speaker 4: They got good like just.

00:59:32
Speaker 6: Like and I have to say I found an instagramorcount you guys. I'll tell you guys. I just will shout this out because it's so genius. This girl does it. It is pieces of furniture. I saved it on like she does, like okay, hold on.

00:59:51
Speaker 2: It is called.

00:59:53
Speaker 6: Bougie becoming home body all one word for Instagram, and it's bougie on a budget. And she has like Amazon Furniture, Walmart, Target, and she's gone and she goes through the best pieces and it's like beautiful stuff.

01:00:10
Speaker 1: See that's what I mean.

01:00:11
Speaker 2: But it's like you get it from Amazon, you get it from one.

01:00:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, under twenty dollars.

01:00:17
Speaker 1: That's a really great Instagram account.

01:00:19
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so I found it.

01:00:21
Speaker 6: It's becoming homebody and I'm gonna just be like honestly copying her.

01:00:25
Speaker 5: You know what.

01:00:25
Speaker 1: That's exactly what you should do because I think you could totally ball on a budget.

01:00:30
Speaker 3: Be boogie on a budget.

01:00:31
Speaker 1: Don't go and spend money on these extravagant pieces, because those are the pieces that are they're gonna come to you. Yeah, when you when you know, like we're settling down, we're creating roots, Yeah, putting the roots in, then you can go and spend all the mad money.

01:00:47
Speaker 2: Thank you. That was a long ache, but thank you guys.

01:00:49
Speaker 1: Oh I loved your ache tt. What's your ache and relief?

01:00:53
Speaker 4: My relief is also July fourth and just summer and a good headspace.

01:00:58
Speaker 5: Big love that for you.

01:01:00
Speaker 2: Are you guys going on a yacht because you won that right?

01:01:03
Speaker 5: No, they're going to Palm Springs, right.

01:01:05
Speaker 1: It's just supposed to be like one hundred and twenty degrees.

01:01:07
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't know why they're going, but I'm sure not, You're not.

01:01:10
Speaker 1: You know. I think it's there's something about the desert and it's not like I'm going to be like laying out by the pool.

01:01:16
Speaker 3: Okay, this is I.

01:01:18
Speaker 1: Have a home there. We watch shows, we make yummy food, we go across the street to Sheena's house, the girls play. It's just about getting out of this city quickly. And I have one trip coming up where I'm going to get on a plane that my Obi approved and said you can totally go, but then you you have to stay in La So I'm going to go to Utah at the end of the month. This round. I'm like, I just just like, let's just go to the desert.

01:01:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all good, relaxing, that's nice.

01:01:52
Speaker 5: I'll be going to people live there.

01:01:54
Speaker 1: People live in the desert, okay, and I don't know what they're doing.

01:01:59
Speaker 3: Living the dream. That's what they're doing.

01:02:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gets it gets hop but everything's a seed.

01:02:05
Speaker 1: Well that's how I feel. It's like, I don't need to go outside. I look at a beautiful view. I'll drive to the club and have like an excellent salad. It's just about getting away.

01:02:19
Speaker 2: And feeling good. You said, where are you going to go.

01:02:21
Speaker 4: I think we're going to no idea where I think close to Newport, but we're going with Courtney's.

01:02:28
Speaker 5: Sister and then Justice having a party.

01:02:32
Speaker 4: We're going to go with them, and then that's about it. So that's my relief and then my ache. Hulu and Netflix, can.

01:02:39
Speaker 8: You put a shuffle button on the TV so when I click it because I don't want to watch like season seven, episode four or five six, shuffle on that stuffle and so it will go season one episode four, for example, like I.

01:02:55
Speaker 1: Want to off.

01:02:59
Speaker 4: That is family Guy Jeu.

01:03:01
Speaker 5: That is my ache.

01:03:02
Speaker 4: I want a shuffle button on all of those things so I can just watch it because I don't it's not I don't need to watch it one after the oda. But truly, could you imagine can recreate like Parks and what's the.

01:03:13
Speaker 5: Other one, Anger Man or not Anger Management? The one with Will arrested development like that? I just want to like put on a shuffle and just watch them.

01:03:22
Speaker 2: We should patent this.

01:03:24
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if on your iTunes? I love it. If on your iTunes you created a playlist and you could never shuffle it. You had to listen to it in the exact order every time you lose.

01:03:34
Speaker 2: Your mind, to lose your mind?

01:03:36
Speaker 5: What are we doing?

01:03:37
Speaker 2: I really love that idea.

01:03:38
Speaker 1: Watch they're going to come out.

01:03:39
Speaker 5: With it if they do. Remember when the posts.

01:03:42
Speaker 2: It is July first, twenty twenty that we're recording.

01:03:46
Speaker 5: One five pm.

01:03:47
Speaker 3: Yep, so my ache of the week.

01:03:50
Speaker 5: We don't care.

01:03:51
Speaker 2: I love, I know, I don't know.

01:03:56
Speaker 1: I also don't care, but it's what we do on the podca my ache. Even though I'm very excited for the Fourth of July, a lot of accidents happen and a lot of pets die during the Fourth of July. So I just want to put out a reminder.

01:04:13
Speaker 5: Oh, I really like this sake.

01:04:14
Speaker 1: I do care now pet safety. It's scary hearing.

01:04:20
Speaker 5: Friend, do you want to say it?

01:04:22
Speaker 1: I just I had a friend years ago who went out for the Fourth of July, the whole family did, and the dog was under the bed and ended up having a heart attack and passing away. So if your dog is a dog, I know, so.

01:04:35
Speaker 5: Sad and usually don't leave my dogs.

01:04:37
Speaker 3: If well, our pitis get nervous.

01:04:40
Speaker 1: So they're coming to Palm Springs and it's dry as the desert.

01:04:46
Speaker 4: They're idiots, but love the heat.

01:04:49
Speaker 1: They do. So just be mindful, keep your pets safe, make sure that they're taking care of you to go.

01:04:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you do leave your house, turn on like a TV or you sick or something where it's active noise, so like the hard pops aren't so sudden.

01:05:06
Speaker 7: Right, So that I read that, shut your windows, turn the AC on. Just you gotta block out all the noise because my dog freaks out. Last year, he heard one of the test fireworks go off and all night he was done freaking out. I was in the house with them, just in my room, cuddled up on my bed and filled midnight.

01:05:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you feel bad, You're like, I can't go anywhere.

01:05:25
Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't.

01:05:25
Speaker 2: It was me.

01:05:26
Speaker 7: It was just me and the dogs, Me and the two dogs. The other one just doesn't care. She's chilling, just laying down at whatever fireworks and the other guy's in the corner shaking.

01:05:33
Speaker 2: Thundershirt. Thundershirt, it's a dog.

01:05:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, to put a thundershirt.

01:05:38
Speaker 3: It used to help Martino in anxiety, and it's.

01:05:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, my dogs freak out.

01:05:45
Speaker 3: I got this like zapper for bugs, you guys.

01:05:48
Speaker 5: Oh, Bernice hates it.

01:05:49
Speaker 1: I'm literally the moment it goes zap and it does zap. Yeah, I feel really bad, but I'm sorry. The flies in the house that you gotta go. The mosquitos bite, yeah, and they they take off, scatter, run, and you can't find them.

01:06:03
Speaker 3: Like Lily was shaking in Ocean's room and.

01:06:07
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is going on? Like I was really concerned about her. And then it made sense because the next time I pulled that thing out of it, she bolted into Ocean's room.

01:06:17
Speaker 2: That is so interesting.

01:06:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, so just take care of your babes. My relief of the week is Danny Masterson. Do you remember that person the rapist? Yeah, his wife. No, he's in prison, but his wife divorced him. No, she's dating like some really wealthy man, like living the high life, traveling all over the world. And I'm like, you go, bit.

01:06:41
Speaker 2: You girl, they have kids.

01:06:42
Speaker 3: I don't think they have kids.

01:06:44
Speaker 2: Live your life.

01:06:44
Speaker 1: But you know, he got married in Utah and a friend of mine from back in the day. She probably wouldn't even remember me now, but through these fabulous weddings and actually planned his wedding. I know. I'm sure she removed that from her her book of weddings. I've done remove anyway. There's that we were all over the place, from feral, feral women, feral girls. I'm ahead of mean Celine Dionne, housewives. I'm glad we covered housewives today. I'm trying to get better about it. You guys, I love you. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Give Them La La Podcast. A reminder that videos on YouTube for this episode will drop on Friday at nine am Pacific time. Enjoy happy Fourth of July tomorrow. YEP. Be safe, live your best lives. Try not to light anything on fire.

01:07:41
Speaker 2: Ni Nie