Revisiting TNA Wrestling Impact 2009 IMPACT 200, War Of Champions, Eric Young Shaves Head, IWGP Tag Title Tables Match

<v Speaker 1>Boys, and Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number two
<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty nine. We're back once again this week
<v Speaker 1>to talk about TNA Impact.
<v Speaker 2>This is the two hundred you know, we're coming up
<v Speaker 2>on three hundred on this podcast. We're watching the two
<v Speaker 2>hundredth episode of TNA Impact for this podcast.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, we've done more podcast episodes than TNA had done
<v Speaker 1>Impact episodes by this point.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Wow, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Then we haven't done the podcast yet, but I'll go
<v Speaker 3>with it.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Before we get into DNA Impact, we have some
<v Speaker 1>Deadlock updates. Watch this up on the Patreon. Missy Hyatt
<v Speaker 1>versus Bill Alfonso on Judge Mathis.
<v Speaker 2>I mean who who else brings you that kind of content?
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<v Speaker 2>a court show. It's unbelievable. I'm very James. I don't
<v Speaker 2>even know how you found that.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck. I think I might have been looking up like
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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you love me, Dick?
<v Speaker 2>What would you have done if you had seen him? James?
<v Speaker 2>Because I he told them off. I gave him a hug.
<v Speaker 2>Where are you at in there?
<v Speaker 1>Would have tapped him up crazy?
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
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<v Speaker 2>James again, fantastic job this week. I was a Hall
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<v Speaker 1>All Right, now it is time to get into TNA
<v Speaker 1>impact for July thirtieth, two thousand and nine. Cross the
<v Speaker 1>lie is my desk.
<v Speaker 3>Everybody's doing, everybody's doing.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's doing the same thing, Tony, this is the revolution.
<v Speaker 2>Our show has been sucking shit lately. Sorry, we will
<v Speaker 2>pick it up. That's like something that happens on this show.
<v Speaker 1>That's a Russo classic.
<v Speaker 2>This show is a I feel like this shows a
<v Speaker 2>lot of a Russo classic, James. A lot of the
<v Speaker 2>stories here feel very that. And he is there at
<v Speaker 2>this time, of course. But before we get into the show,
<v Speaker 2>the two hundredth episode of TNA Impact, let's see what
<v Speaker 2>was going on well, the wrestling at the time with
<v Speaker 2>the Wrestling Observer. News letter from The Observer, July twentieth,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and nine. Vampiro that's how I know him.
<v Speaker 2>You know him as bad Vampiro suffered a broken back
<v Speaker 2>in a strange situation on seven seven, seven, seven seven
<v Speaker 2>in his home. He said that while he was asleep,
<v Speaker 2>several men broke into his home in Guadalajara and attempted
<v Speaker 2>to kidnap him. Oh no, the police were patrolling and
<v Speaker 2>saw that his garage door open, the main door and
<v Speaker 2>the windows all broken, and called for immediate backup and
<v Speaker 2>rushed into the home. Vampiro was asleep when this was
<v Speaker 2>all going on, so when the officers kicked his bedroom
<v Speaker 2>door in waking him up, Vampiro claimed that he was
<v Speaker 2>waking up and had no idea there were the police
<v Speaker 2>and thought the police were the intruders that had wept by,
<v Speaker 2>so he jumped out of the window of his second
<v Speaker 2>floor bedroom, falling fifteen feet to the ground. He broke
<v Speaker 2>four vertebrae in his middle and lower back and re
<v Speaker 2>injured two herniated disks in his neck. He said that
<v Speaker 2>he was hit with a butt end of a gun
<v Speaker 2>and handcuff. That feels very uness Sari. When the police
<v Speaker 2>recognized it was Vampiro, they must have saw the face paint. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>he was in so much paint, and they removed the
<v Speaker 2>handcuffs and took him to the hospital.
<v Speaker 1>They thought that was Steve Borden.
<v Speaker 2>This me right here, my gun. That is fucking insane.
<v Speaker 2>So there was dudes actually breaking into his house. The
<v Speaker 2>cops stopped it, and then he thought the cops were
<v Speaker 2>the dude's breaking his house and jumped out the window.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he probably gotta start like you woken up, started,
<v Speaker 3>What the hell I'm leaving.
<v Speaker 2>In UFC News, there is a story that the TQ
<v Speaker 2>offered Clay Gweeda money to cut his hair for the
<v Speaker 2>video game. That is not true. The story is that
<v Speaker 2>he's not in the video game because TSQ said they
<v Speaker 2>couldn't replicate his hair, which is fucking insane. I didn't
<v Speaker 2>know that was a thing, so they they just didn't
<v Speaker 2>put him in. This is the Undisputed game, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>which I don't know if he eventually makes it in
<v Speaker 2>or if he's in the next Undisputed after that. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they just said we can't make your hair, you're not
<v Speaker 2>in the game.
<v Speaker 1>And WWE they'll just give you like default hair. They
<v Speaker 1>don't care.
<v Speaker 2>You know somebody that didn't make the games playable in
<v Speaker 2>WWE because of not their hair, but because their size
<v Speaker 2>was hornswoggle. They just could have figured out let you wrestle.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 1>They should have did something on the Blue Ranger and
<v Speaker 1>Power Rangers Turbo where he turns into a big dude
<v Speaker 1>when it's time to wrestle.
<v Speaker 2>He's like normal size. Shit. Well, they do it like uh,
<v Speaker 2>like Fortnite did with Billy from Saw Billy Puppett. He's
<v Speaker 2>just human size. Yeah, long legs, Wow, Billy the power
<v Speaker 2>he just hornswog comes out as hornswoggle, and then in
<v Speaker 2>the match he grows.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right.
<v Speaker 2>From The Observer, July twenty seventh, two thousand and nine,
<v Speaker 2>The future direction of TNA literally hangs in the balance
<v Speaker 2>due to the situation involving Jeff, Jared and Karen Angle.
<v Speaker 2>Oh we are this is like fresh right. The situation
<v Speaker 2>came to a head this past week when Jarrett, the
<v Speaker 2>founder and part owner of the company was sent home
<v Speaker 2>by Dixie Carter. Kurd. Angle was in the dressing room
<v Speaker 2>this past week. It shows cutting strong promos on Jarrett.
<v Speaker 2>Different people have noted Angle saying he'd kick Jarrett's ass
<v Speaker 2>if he saw them, that he was going to have
<v Speaker 2>booking power, and if Jarrett was brought back, he would
<v Speaker 2>leave the company and go back to the WWE, which
<v Speaker 2>would have been fucked up.
<v Speaker 3>That would have been insane.
<v Speaker 2>Wow yeah wow. So the news largely broke about the
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Jarrett Karen Angle stuff due to a caller who
<v Speaker 2>claimed to have been someone who works backstage for TENA
<v Speaker 2>with a disguised voice, calling The Bubble the Love Sponge
<v Speaker 2>radio show.
<v Speaker 6>Your brother j Hey Angle, you going back to WU,
<v Speaker 6>take me with.
<v Speaker 3>You right now.
<v Speaker 2>So the the caller said, Karen Angle and Chris, two
<v Speaker 2>young children have moved in with Jeff Jarrett, and that
<v Speaker 2>Dixie Carter was furious, and that Carter made by out
<v Speaker 2>Jared Stock and that Jarrett could be out of the company.
<v Speaker 2>I remember online this being fucking insane, this whole thing.
<v Speaker 1>Thought it was going to be the death of DNA.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, okay, one hundred percent. One hundred percent, Like I
<v Speaker 2>for sure thought Kurt was leaving, and I thought Jarrett
<v Speaker 2>was gonna like they were just gonna fucking say fuck
<v Speaker 2>this shit, like, let's close this sucker. Whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Do you imagine they fired Jared and and goes back
<v Speaker 3>to w That'd be like insane. That would have been
<v Speaker 3>the most insane thing ever.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it would have been awesome if I showed
<v Speaker 1>up in WWE with the hair and the beard.
<v Speaker 2>Him. Yeah. Speaking of UFC before. By the way, UFC
<v Speaker 2>undisputed did five hundred and twenty six thousand in sales
<v Speaker 2>for the month of June, which would be a total
<v Speaker 2>of one point five million total sales at the end
<v Speaker 2>of June. You'll see unisputed it is a fucking awesome, fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Game, like the knockout felt huge. Yeah, it was just
<v Speaker 1>not just the punching and everything. Everything felt like I
<v Speaker 1>had Wait, it was cool, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I love those fucking games. Meltzer says. The book on
<v Speaker 2>Rob Terry is that in the ring he's clueless. Fucking bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>I fu with the Freakvya Robbie. Yeah, and Bigger Rod.
<v Speaker 2>You're telling me that the shows that we watched during
<v Speaker 2>the fucking dag match, Rob Terry looked clueless.
<v Speaker 1>Dude's name Rob, This one's Big Rob, and this is
<v Speaker 1>Bigger Rob.
<v Speaker 2>That was That was how National Hall came together, James.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that worked just as well that it works
<v Speaker 2>for me.
<v Speaker 3>Did you see that, by the way, Robbie trying to
<v Speaker 3>get in Robert Stone trying to get Robbie Robbie. Yes,
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was pretty funny little video online.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's not on the list, damn.
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer rents here last thing here, the fully nash final
<v Speaker 2>segment of the Go Home Show. I guess this is something.
<v Speaker 2>This is on this episode. This is for the Go
<v Speaker 2>Home to the pay per view. They tape a bunch
<v Speaker 2>of these in bulk. So the Fully Nash final segment
<v Speaker 2>of the go Home show, where after the signing of
<v Speaker 2>the contract, Fully mentions that there's a table in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>and in pro wrestling, I mean somebody has to go
<v Speaker 2>through it. Nash says that he doesn't get paid extra
<v Speaker 2>to do things like that, so he's not gonna do it.
<v Speaker 2>Fully then Ran jumped in the air and put himself
<v Speaker 2>through the day. Meltzer says, I hope it doesn't come
<v Speaker 2>off as stupid as it reads. Probably well, since fully
<v Speaker 2>can save a lot of otherwise hardly designed scenes. I
<v Speaker 2>wish that was on this show because that sounds fucking good.
<v Speaker 2>I like Kevin Nash saying I'm not doing that if
<v Speaker 2>you don't. Baby is very real. There's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>very real things that feels like on these shows, which
<v Speaker 2>I guess is very russo. But now it's time to
<v Speaker 2>talk about the two hundredth episode of Impact from July thirtieth,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and nine.
<v Speaker 1>All right, so we get into impacts here, across.
<v Speaker 2>The line, DNA wrestling, across the line, CD Angle yelling Ude.
<v Speaker 1>The Kurd Angle yelling part is iconic. So we go
<v Speaker 1>to a cold open here Kurt Angle is addressing the
<v Speaker 1>main event Mafia in the back. He has pissed about
<v Speaker 1>what happened last week, and Booker T is here doing
<v Speaker 1>ad libs to Kurt's problem, which is very funny.
<v Speaker 2>Booker T is out of his mind this whole show.
<v Speaker 2>He only has like a couple of parts, but he
<v Speaker 2>is funny.
<v Speaker 3>He literally steals a show here. He's like Kurt's like,
<v Speaker 3>we take no prisoners, just as prisoners prisoners that prisoners. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I forgot. He had an exit his entire run in
<v Speaker 3>this main event Mafia stuff. No, it is awesome. It's
<v Speaker 3>not about to five.
<v Speaker 1>So we get a very special TNA Impact two hundred
<v Speaker 1>intro going over some of the biggest moments in the
<v Speaker 1>company's history.
<v Speaker 2>This is fucking cool. I like this a lot. They
<v Speaker 2>do the whole song.
<v Speaker 1>Too, yeah, which is always funny because as the song
<v Speaker 1>continues here, it gets more and more belligerent.
<v Speaker 3>Words.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, everybody, do what everybody doing is already.
<v Speaker 1>I'll be doing I'll be doing I'll be doing that,
<v Speaker 1>do what I can't.
<v Speaker 2>Dude the world he's been in the to the right,
<v Speaker 2>they say the other way. I mean, this ship is
<v Speaker 2>funny as hell. I mean I like that, it says
<v Speaker 2>they say, like I was on a bag.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, everybody, I say, no, you have the actual lyrics.
<v Speaker 2>I do here, let me send them to you. Actually,
<v Speaker 2>here you go. We'll take a look at these here.
<v Speaker 2>Evil in the souls of those who don't know. Step
<v Speaker 2>on the line and be on your own. Listen to
<v Speaker 2>the voice to break, the spirits, to be, Oh to
<v Speaker 2>the spirits, free, come alive and fly with me. It
<v Speaker 2>is my dude. I love this part.
<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite part.
<v Speaker 2>Me gotta be who me gotta be.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be who I gotta be?
<v Speaker 3>This wound of fun.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, it doesn't make any sense, but it
<v Speaker 2>does make sense, dude.
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like a J Steep. So I am
<v Speaker 3>I am? You are you are?
<v Speaker 1>They say yes, I say no, telling me to stay.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go. You gotta be got I gotta be.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this is awesome. Man.
<v Speaker 3>If I ever said that, so we gotta be who
<v Speaker 3>you got it to be, I'm kicking my own ass.
<v Speaker 2>I'm crossing the line. I'd be doing my things the
<v Speaker 2>right they said, I spending the other way. Do I know?
<v Speaker 2>The world is stage? And Yeah, this is awesome, dude.
<v Speaker 2>The whole song. Please here Most of the moments they
<v Speaker 2>show is like Kurt and AJ doing cool shit James
<v Speaker 2>Mitchells and they're hitting Sting with a fireball at some
<v Speaker 2>point there. There was one point during the video that
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was gonna end on chic ab Dulbashier's time.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Wow, he's getting a big bunsh But
<v Speaker 2>it's not so.
<v Speaker 1>Mike Today and Don West are the commentators for this evening.
<v Speaker 1>They are ringside, by the way, but there is a
<v Speaker 1>ton of canned commentary on this one for sure.
<v Speaker 2>There is also speaking of commentary, by the way, I
<v Speaker 2>didn't include this, but I was reading in the Observer
<v Speaker 2>that taz is Taz being in TNA here has been
<v Speaker 2>raising some eyebrows because they figure he's eventually gonna end
<v Speaker 2>up on commentary, and which means they're gonna have to
<v Speaker 2>split up the god team of Don West and Mike DNA,
<v Speaker 2>which of course happens.
<v Speaker 1>So we start the evening off with the main event,
<v Speaker 1>Mafia town Hall. Everyone that was back there walks out here.
<v Speaker 2>Now, dude, k So Kurt comes out of course TNA belt,
<v Speaker 2>He's got the suit on, He's got a rose on
<v Speaker 2>the suit. This guy looks nuts but yes, Joe comes
<v Speaker 2>out here in the goddamn towel. Taz is in shorts
<v Speaker 2>and a fucking windbreaker, which is an awesome look. And
<v Speaker 2>Nash is here with Jenna Morasca. Tracy Brooks is here
<v Speaker 2>as well. So Lashly just debuted here. They were hyping
<v Speaker 2>him up for a while and he's here now. And
<v Speaker 2>he was meant to join the main event Mafia, but
<v Speaker 2>he turned on him. He was supposed to be the
<v Speaker 2>final piece in the Puzzle and the main event Mafia's
<v Speaker 2>takeover of TNA, but he foiled their plans, and Kern
<v Speaker 2>angles fucking pissed, and Kurt says, it appears that someone
<v Speaker 2>trying to make a name for himself last week at
<v Speaker 2>the expense of myself with the man event in the
<v Speaker 2>Mafia and not to match a TENA management. Now Kurt
<v Speaker 2>is in the middle of the ring cutting this provo,
<v Speaker 2>and all I could look at is behind him is
<v Speaker 2>Booker t standing there with jeans, a suit jacket and
<v Speaker 2>a T shirt on underneath, with his legs spread spread crazy,
<v Speaker 2>and he's like staring at the ground like fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Like he's like in his uh, you know, his stance
<v Speaker 2>when he's in like shut your mouth when he's about
<v Speaker 2>to g up for the Pyro. That's what it looks like.
<v Speaker 2>He's doing the role.
<v Speaker 3>He's really upset at this Bobby Lashley thing that didn't
<v Speaker 3>go down.
<v Speaker 2>There, jean suit jacket and the T shirt.
<v Speaker 3>Looking down.
<v Speaker 1>Ye, Bobby Lashley is a young prospect still. He already
<v Speaker 1>had his WWE run, but in two thousand and nine,
<v Speaker 1>he's still a young prospect.
<v Speaker 2>That hit me like a.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking truck by the way when watching us, because my
<v Speaker 1>first thought was, oh, why in the world would they
<v Speaker 1>have Bobby Lashley and Mick Foley being the guys to
<v Speaker 1>stop the old timers? And I said, oh, my fucking god,
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Lashley is still a young prospect here. He's not
<v Speaker 1>like the Bobby Lashley that we know now.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he only left WE a year before this, right, Yeah, he.
<v Speaker 1>Just feels like a guy that was already solidified if
<v Speaker 1>he definitely and they probably played this correct, he definitely
<v Speaker 1>feels like a guy that could have fit in the
<v Speaker 1>main event Mafias.
<v Speaker 2>True.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's still he's thirty three here, he's
<v Speaker 1>beaten Bob Sapp He's taken over the top end of TNA.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, Kurt says, when you cross the Mafia,
<v Speaker 2>it isn't good for ratings or business. So that is
<v Speaker 2>the entire story of the main oft Mafia at this
<v Speaker 2>point here, because we're in post sting Man of at Mafia,
<v Speaker 2>he's already turned back to normal Steve Bordon anymore. So
<v Speaker 2>the man of Mafi' is the whole thing is here
<v Speaker 2>is if you don't have the manavt Mafi on the show,
<v Speaker 2>there's no ratings in the show's bad that's there on
<v Speaker 2>TV angle and Lastly comes out from room. Deb said
<v Speaker 2>that this sounded like a breaking Benjamin song. Last's dude.
<v Speaker 3>The beginning of it does was like.
<v Speaker 1>As he's got a car engine on his tron.
<v Speaker 2>And he's spending the car guy. And he comes out
<v Speaker 2>like he just got off the fucking Major League baseball field,
<v Speaker 2>Like he's got that sure it's baseball bat. He's ready
<v Speaker 2>to go, which you know, like all wrestlers do, they
<v Speaker 2>have a much better baseball career than their wrestling career. Notoriously,
<v Speaker 2>so last Lee gets in the ring here he's got
<v Speaker 2>the baseball bat and he and he says, we had
<v Speaker 2>an agreement. Who want to want to be a part
<v Speaker 2>of the man of Mat mafia, you know, Booker, t
<v Speaker 2>Steinron Nash, Joe, Taz, Kurt Angle. Of course I want
<v Speaker 2>to be in the group, but I saw what this
<v Speaker 2>group's about. You're not hungry anymore. I'm hungry.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I push this guy.
<v Speaker 2>He said, I still want titles. I want to run
<v Speaker 2>the show. But you guys aren't hungry anymore. You're not hungry.
<v Speaker 2>You want to hustle people and cheating. Still titles and
<v Speaker 2>Booker t all of a sudden, He's now in Kurt
<v Speaker 2>Angle's face, sad, I told you, I told you, Bobby
<v Speaker 2>Lessons still trying to talk at Booker's screaming at Kurt.
<v Speaker 2>Ankle lastly says, I'm like Joe and Taz. You can't
<v Speaker 2>buy me Kurt, And Kurt smiles and he laughs, and
<v Speaker 2>he says, you know why you can't be bought, Bobby,
<v Speaker 2>because you're young and stupid. You see these veterans right here,
<v Speaker 2>we make up over seventy five percent of the DNA
<v Speaker 2>paper roll.
<v Speaker 3>That's a brother.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that is nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sure everyone that.
<v Speaker 3>That's gotta be true, right, there's no way that's not
<v Speaker 3>true that I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I was looking around back there.
<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute, paid.
<v Speaker 2>Tracy Brust's they seed to be fifty thousand dollars. But
<v Speaker 2>you know, come on, dude, yes they made my momf
<v Speaker 2>He makes up seventy five percent of the DNA payroll.
<v Speaker 2>I mean there, I was just watching something.
<v Speaker 1>What was it.
<v Speaker 2>I think it was like a Russo timeline thing maybe
<v Speaker 2>of this year, and he was saying about how TNA, like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, what was the difference between WW and TNA,
<v Speaker 2>And he said, well, on w WE, I could do
<v Speaker 2>like literally any idea I wanted. I could get a
<v Speaker 2>rocket launcher and shoot it to the moon and they
<v Speaker 2>would pay for it. In TNA, they had this guy
<v Speaker 2>that was the spider handler for Tara. He would bring
<v Speaker 2>the spider and they paid him two hundred dollars a week.
<v Speaker 2>And after four weeks they said we cannot afford the
<v Speaker 2>spider handler anymore and they had to stop doing that. Oh.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, yeah, so that's I don't know
<v Speaker 2>a guy to hold a spider. He was the owner
<v Speaker 2>of the spider. He brought the spider every week and
<v Speaker 2>they couldn't afford to pay him two undred dollars a
<v Speaker 2>week anymore. And I just that like. Hearing this and
<v Speaker 2>then that, I was like wow this, I feel like
<v Speaker 2>I knew too much on the show, let alone outside
<v Speaker 2>of the show. Yeah, so Kurt says, you know why, Bobby,
<v Speaker 2>we don't get around like we used to. We're smarter
<v Speaker 2>than everybody else. We used to use and abuse people
<v Speaker 2>to demand what we want. And lastly says, you told
<v Speaker 2>management this show can't go on with that the main
<v Speaker 2>event Mafia and the equal ratings. But if that's what
<v Speaker 2>you told him, live up to your word. Give us
<v Speaker 2>the ratings. Ratings. Kurt, Well, here comes fucking mcfoley with
<v Speaker 2>a shitty ass thieve song all hands on the wheel.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you hate this song?
<v Speaker 3>Man?
<v Speaker 2>Well, he fully comes out here limping. He's in a
<v Speaker 2>Mick Foley T shirt and tight pants and m.
<v Speaker 1>Getting his ass kicked every single week since arriving in TNA.
<v Speaker 1>He came to TNA and said, I would like to
<v Speaker 1>not get my ass kicked. They said, sure, buddy, just
<v Speaker 1>signed that contract.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, we'll throw you off the stage next week
<v Speaker 2>if that's okay with his ass. Fully says, I want
<v Speaker 2>to thank Bobby for saving my butt last week, and
<v Speaker 2>he did that by kicking some serious man event, mafia
<v Speaker 2>butt all over the Impact Zone. Yeah, well, I came
<v Speaker 2>out here to ask you a favorite Kurt, and he says,
<v Speaker 2>I want to ask you for a favorite Kurt, and
<v Speaker 2>it cuts to Kurt giving the fucking funniest What the
<v Speaker 2>fuck did you just say?
<v Speaker 3>Look, Ef, it's like, I'm not giving you this favor.
<v Speaker 3>Whatever you're about to ask me, there's no fucking way.
<v Speaker 2>Foley says, look right into the camera and if you try,
<v Speaker 2>you know, if you try, you'll see the TNA board
<v Speaker 2>members there watching a sixty inch plasma set. Sixty inch
<v Speaker 2>plasma here, plasma man, that's yea, Fully says. There's Kevin
<v Speaker 2>Kay and Brian Diamond and Bish with the Yankee Cap,
<v Speaker 2>even Dixie and they're all sitting around waiting for the
<v Speaker 2>ratings to arrive. So could you live you're the.
<v Speaker 1>Mail Dogs Nationals Like, yeah, let's go ahead and see
<v Speaker 1>what we got here.
<v Speaker 2>Fully says, Well, how about a little tag team contest,
<v Speaker 2>me and Bobby Lashley taking on you and Big Sexy
<v Speaker 2>And it's a tag match, but the singles titles are
<v Speaker 2>both on the line, So if one of us pins
<v Speaker 2>a champion, we get that belt. And if we don't win,
<v Speaker 2>then look what you get. You get those monster ratings
<v Speaker 2>you've been looking for.
<v Speaker 3>Care about the ratings, I just want.
<v Speaker 2>To watch the show. You told me the show has
<v Speaker 2>no ratings.
<v Speaker 3>I don't care about the ratings.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna fucking hurt the ratings. Change the title.
<v Speaker 1>They should make the title.
<v Speaker 2>They should have had an all go, like you said,
<v Speaker 2>James Live ratings. It's a little thing at the bottom
<v Speaker 2>that keeps popping up every other how many people are watching.
<v Speaker 2>It's like a twitch viewer.
<v Speaker 3>It was just for a minute, Mafia only the ratings
<v Speaker 3>that'd be so good.
<v Speaker 2>They have like a huge.
<v Speaker 1>Titan shrown like ticker that like when the ratings go up,
<v Speaker 1>there's a loud always in the arena.
<v Speaker 2>Ratings are up, go way down.
<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, just like Christ, guys in the ratings are
<v Speaker 3>tank and we got to get you out the screen.
<v Speaker 1>The guys in the ring just look over to it
<v Speaker 1>mid match, Like Matt Morgan's up in this AJ Styles
<v Speaker 1>match and he looks at the tron and the ratings
<v Speaker 1>just go down by like point two. AJ Styles says,
<v Speaker 1>oh my turn to get back up.
<v Speaker 3>Then the.
<v Speaker 2>Bradies go back up point three. Yes, that is fucking awesome. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>that sucks, because that's probably something they would do at
<v Speaker 2>least for one episode. Like Kurt comes out and says, hey,
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna show you all night. The difference in ratings
<v Speaker 2>between the main of Mafia and everyone else and all
<v Speaker 2>their segments have high ratings and everyone else.
<v Speaker 1>Is says gitty rating dude. Kurt loses the title to
<v Speaker 1>like a TNA original and then the ratings go like
<v Speaker 1>massively up.
<v Speaker 3>Is like what the no, it seems to be that way.
<v Speaker 3>Booker's like screaming, what the hell?
<v Speaker 2>Uh So Foley says, what's it gonna be? You're gonna
<v Speaker 2>put your money where your mouth is? Are you gonna
<v Speaker 2>keep working the people on Nashville and take money off
<v Speaker 2>their table?
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't why would they care if they're working
<v Speaker 3>the people in Nashville, Like they're just getting.
<v Speaker 1>People in Nashville have been getting worked for twenty years.
<v Speaker 2>Jaz show like it doesn't get it. Hogan's not even here.
<v Speaker 1>He has stop working. Dixie Carter and the dude with
<v Speaker 1>the fishing hat or whatever for.
<v Speaker 2>In Dixie Carter the fish hat, it's like hat with
<v Speaker 2>the hat? Yeah, uh so nash wish or something to
<v Speaker 2>Kurt and Uh. Kurt looks at Lastly and says, you
<v Speaker 2>want to show me up. It's on, Bobby not You're
<v Speaker 2>gonna get the ratings. They want your ass and Foley's
<v Speaker 2>ass on a silver platter, and they have to hold
<v Speaker 2>each other back from starting to fight.
<v Speaker 1>Here, grasp grab the title.
<v Speaker 2>You eat this thing anymore?
<v Speaker 3>Audience, Come on ye?
<v Speaker 1>Ratings pron one point four? Yes, that works, picks the
<v Speaker 1>title back up. Ratings go back down.
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, it turns it back away.
<v Speaker 1>Radies go back up.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and now we have an X Division match. Ratings
<v Speaker 2>go down on.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck, this is so bad he could backfire him. So
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna get the ratings we wanted. And if the
<v Speaker 3>if the show gets terrible ratings, it just looks awful
<v Speaker 3>for them. It's so funny.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's a completely silly fucking idea, Tony, none.
<v Speaker 1>Of this makes it doesn't.
<v Speaker 3>The ratings are made up, the numbers don't coll whatever
<v Speaker 3>the saying is.
<v Speaker 2>TEENA was notoriously getting made fun for the ratings.
<v Speaker 1>Eric Young did all right, So there's this big ticker
<v Speaker 1>on the Titan. Stron and Don West and Mike Today
<v Speaker 1>are sitting there and they say, we have an Eric
<v Speaker 1>and the meter goes up just a little bit like halfway.
<v Speaker 4>Young goes back down town Hall bo bottoms out, No, no, no,
<v Speaker 4>cancel this segment.
<v Speaker 1>It goes back stage of Vince Russo everyone in the
<v Speaker 1>office is ripping up the format.
<v Speaker 2>Write something else. Put them in a different team. Where's
<v Speaker 2>the machine guns? They're not on the show, they're in
<v Speaker 2>the crowd. I like the Eric and it starts going down. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's where the Eric comes in.
<v Speaker 1>You don't know who it could be. Eric, what young Bishop?
<v Speaker 2>That sucks because this feels like something they would do.
<v Speaker 1>Two thousand and nine was a profitable year for them, though,
<v Speaker 1>you're right, you know what, You're right?
<v Speaker 3>Was this because the ratings were up? You know their prophets?
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it was because they fired the spider guy
<v Speaker 1>that's sper Man.
<v Speaker 3>That's where they say, they say someone somebody they were
<v Speaker 3>able to make a prophet firing that one guy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, we should find spider Man. Ter's like, that's
<v Speaker 2>my husband.
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing. I'm ready to go get it.
<v Speaker 3>He said he'd come for free. Now I's gotta get everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>Why are you paying him?
<v Speaker 1>So we get a run down of the card for
<v Speaker 1>this evening the British Invasion versus Team three D and
<v Speaker 1>an iw GP Tag title Tables match.
<v Speaker 2>James, I sat there, I paused it and I look
<v Speaker 2>at them and I said, you have no idea what
<v Speaker 2>is about to happen here? This is about to change
<v Speaker 2>as I thought it wasn't. At first, I was like,
<v Speaker 2>there's no way this is the match. Until I thought
<v Speaker 2>more about it, I said, this has to.
<v Speaker 3>Be the fucking match. This is the match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll talk about it when we get there. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>of course, Awesomekong, Tara and ODB will take on the
<v Speaker 1>beautiful people in a six women taxi match. Of course,
<v Speaker 1>we have a Don West special interview with Tara.
<v Speaker 2>Don Weiss is very heel at this point by everybody.
<v Speaker 2>Just keep that in mind.
<v Speaker 1>We have Matt Morgan versus AJ Styles starting their best
<v Speaker 1>of three series to see who main events are Justice
<v Speaker 1>against Stang, and we have Mick Foley and Bobby Lashley
<v Speaker 1>versus Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash and a special challenge.
<v Speaker 2>Taxic War of Champions they called it there, which I
<v Speaker 2>don't understand because the champions are only on one side.
<v Speaker 3>So you got a question for you guys, This good
<v Speaker 3>or bad them laying out the entire show here because
<v Speaker 3>if you don't like this, you just tune out in
<v Speaker 3>the ratings to go down and you know what I mean, like.
<v Speaker 2>Because some shows do do that, Tony, and I don't
<v Speaker 2>really know what.
<v Speaker 3>Sandy Wrestling is like that. You know, you get the
<v Speaker 3>whole card before you go to the show. But I'm wondering, like,
<v Speaker 3>is it bad because you don't get any surprises?
<v Speaker 2>Really?
<v Speaker 3>I mean there are you know, during the matches and whatnot,
<v Speaker 3>but like, sure, you know the whole layout of the show,
<v Speaker 3>maybe you don't want to stick around and watch it.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe their idea, Tony, is that, like if we tell everybody, hey,
<v Speaker 2>because I imagine most of them, most of these people
<v Speaker 2>are top guy you know, the dud Lee's and fucking
<v Speaker 2>AJ and Foley Lash. Like I'm actually, we'll tell them
<v Speaker 2>all the stuff that's happening because these are all quote
<v Speaker 2>unquote our names, and they'll stay because they want to
<v Speaker 2>see their favorite teena people. Sure, Okay, Yeah, that's what
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So the first match of the evening is Hernandez versus
<v Speaker 1>Samoa Joe with Taz.
<v Speaker 2>Burner. He didn't do the po's on the ramp yet
<v Speaker 2>though he's not. He's just like just came back.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they are calling him super mechs at this point.
<v Speaker 1>He's getting to the point they also. I mean, he
<v Speaker 1>goes through about three different iterations of the singles Plush
<v Speaker 1>Year where they're giving it a go. This is just
<v Speaker 1>the beginning. He actually ends up teaming with Matt Morgan,
<v Speaker 1>breaking up with Matt Morgan, teaming with Chavo, breaking up
<v Speaker 1>with Chava becomes Tag Champs, I think with everybody he
<v Speaker 1>ever teams with.
<v Speaker 3>I think I think that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, he has a bunch of iterations where
<v Speaker 1>they keep breaking him up to do this singles run again.
<v Speaker 1>So this is like the very I don't want to
<v Speaker 1>say the very first one, but it's one of the early.
<v Speaker 2>Ones for sure. It definitely feels early. I mean, Hernandez
<v Speaker 2>is cool as shit. He's a big fucking dude.
<v Speaker 1>Big dude who does all the best moods.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, what more gud you ask for?
<v Speaker 1>You?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's an even better hot tag, but you
<v Speaker 2>know I'll give it a go, right.
<v Speaker 1>So Samoa Joe, on the other hand, is Nation of
<v Speaker 1>Violence Joe with the face paint and the pants and
<v Speaker 1>he is with Taz, and I think the idea initially
<v Speaker 1>was like the Path of Rage Taz gimmick. But what
<v Speaker 1>if it was Path of Rage where Samoa Joe just lost.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah if Samojo has only regressed as this goes on.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what if he was so angry that he just
<v Speaker 1>lost a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's good. That's what I would do with Samoa Joe,
<v Speaker 2>who's in the.
<v Speaker 3>Nine e at Mafia. Also, by the way, Big Faction.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah dude, Well, he's in the main event Mafia after
<v Speaker 2>giving kurd Angle the title a ladder match, right.
<v Speaker 1>Hernandez shows off his strength early here with a souplex,
<v Speaker 1>but Joe takes over. Of course, Hernandez hits a shoulder
<v Speaker 1>tackle into the ring and it come back into a
<v Speaker 1>one arm spinebuster.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I knew we were going quick after that one. Well, Hernandez,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. Hernandez then sets up for the border toss,
<v Speaker 1>but Joe back body drops him. I would have loved
<v Speaker 1>to see Hernandez border toss the bow with Joe.
<v Speaker 2>Gotta be honest, that would have been I mean like that,
<v Speaker 2>there's a chance he could have ended Joe's career.
<v Speaker 1>So Mike today mentions. Hernandez has the feast or Fired
<v Speaker 1>world title briefcase, but Big Rob Terry has stolen the briefcase.
<v Speaker 2>Which you know, possessions done, says the loss. So that's
<v Speaker 2>Rob Terry's briefcase.
<v Speaker 1>So Joe goes for a superplex, but Hernandez pushes him off,
<v Speaker 1>and Joe hits the ring about his heart as a
<v Speaker 1>human king ring. I mean, well, so it doesn't help
<v Speaker 1>that shit was just brutal man. Hernandez then hits a
<v Speaker 1>top rope splash for a three. Dude, Taz is befuddled.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So Taz was a little happier earlier because Joe
<v Speaker 2>hit an exploder and then he pointed a Taz, who is,
<v Speaker 2>of course the soup lexman was happy about this, but dude, okay,
<v Speaker 2>Hernandez goes up top. Did you think he was doing
<v Speaker 2>a splash?
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what he was doing. I honestly thought
<v Speaker 1>he was gonna wait for Joe to get up and
<v Speaker 1>then hit like a flying clothesline or a.
<v Speaker 2>Flying shoulder I thought it was. I thought it was
<v Speaker 2>flying shoulder tackle. He does a splash and like he
<v Speaker 2>jumps and like it's almost like how Jeff Hardy when
<v Speaker 2>He's first doing the swan taime kind of arches himself,
<v Speaker 2>except Hernandez just keeps going straight and he hits a
<v Speaker 2>splash and I said, wow, that was kind of cool
<v Speaker 2>looking and then he won with it. I said, wow,
<v Speaker 2>I hate that.
<v Speaker 1>Due the arms out, big splash was actually pretty dope.
<v Speaker 1>They have a good camera shot.
<v Speaker 2>It was cool as shit. But I was like, hey,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Well, you have to understand, Joe's an up and comer
<v Speaker 1>here in TNA in two thousand and nine, a guy
<v Speaker 1>that would lose in under three in the openers.
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing here? What do we do? Well?
<v Speaker 2>Hernandez had to win because we needed the quiznos replayed
<v Speaker 2>by one featured sub and get a second for one dollar.
<v Speaker 3>Dudeiss, I haven't had that in a is quizzo still
<v Speaker 3>a thing?
<v Speaker 1>I remember the commercial with the little dude with the lips? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>what was that with that dude?
<v Speaker 2>Dude that was fucked up? There was like a whole
<v Speaker 2>show with with that kind of thing, the little dude.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was a show with him specifically,
<v Speaker 2>but I remember it was like a hand and they
<v Speaker 2>put eyes on it and it looked weird and a
<v Speaker 2>belly button.
<v Speaker 1>God, what was that called the teeth or nuts on this?
<v Speaker 3>That was a Nickelodeon show, right, you're talking about.
<v Speaker 2>Nickelodeon or cartoon.
<v Speaker 1>We love the subs because they toast them, because they
<v Speaker 1>are good to us?
<v Speaker 2>Is this everybody? To everybody?
<v Speaker 1>Here's a good one. They got a pepper bar. These
<v Speaker 1>are all quotes from what.
<v Speaker 2>Is out.
<v Speaker 1>That's the biggest sub sailwich.
<v Speaker 2>That's a big pepper shaker.
<v Speaker 1>So JB interviews Hernandez's ringside, and Hernandez says he will
<v Speaker 1>be the first Latino world champion.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Hernandez, you fucking you finally won something hererow, how's
<v Speaker 2>that going? I want to be the world champion. Oh
<v Speaker 2>all right, well, best of luck with that and uh Don.
<v Speaker 2>The segment ends with Don west yelling Tazz is pissed.
<v Speaker 3>That when that mad dude, Joe looks pissed though he
<v Speaker 3>was overly human. Joe is a good angry face, so
<v Speaker 3>like that.
<v Speaker 2>He was probably shoot mad. That's why he didn't kick out.
<v Speaker 3>At three point one.
<v Speaker 1>Also, I think I hope so Tony, I mean, I
<v Speaker 1>mean Samoa. Joe's gimmick and TNA for the next like
<v Speaker 1>five years is that he.
<v Speaker 3>Is mad that he lost, that he shoot.
<v Speaker 2>Madhod that he's here.
<v Speaker 1>How many times did they do this with Joe where
<v Speaker 1>he would lose and then he would do the I'm
<v Speaker 1>pissed off face and start like the.
<v Speaker 3>Now yeah, you're like foaming at the mother.
<v Speaker 1>He's so mad? What what What's gonna happen when he's
<v Speaker 1>so mad? Well, he's gonna lose again.
<v Speaker 2>He's on a sixty match losing streak. O.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, he's losing bound for Glory matches on purpose.
<v Speaker 2>He's got infinite negative once. He's fucking old bratchet up
<v Speaker 2>on purpose.
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, go on, I lost again.
<v Speaker 2>Man, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I could so we go to a pre tape TNA
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling propaganda video. What does a revolution look like?
<v Speaker 2>Ratings? I mean the way that they set this up?
<v Speaker 1>I like it.
<v Speaker 2>I okay, I did too, And I mean Barry Scott's
<v Speaker 2>a great voiceover. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>I love the TNA propaganda videos. They're so good, Like
<v Speaker 3>they always make me feel like I'm part of the
<v Speaker 3>TNA team. If I watch the company, you know what
<v Speaker 3>I mean?
<v Speaker 1>Like, Man, I yeah, I am paying a mission statement.
<v Speaker 2>This is a revolution.
<v Speaker 3>I if I watch the show they're gonna do good
<v Speaker 3>and then they're gonna be awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, dude, why can they recognize the old ways
<v Speaker 2>aren't enough? We realize we aren't doing enough. Huh hey,
<v Speaker 2>wait are we like this? Yeah? I'm back.
<v Speaker 3>The ratings are gonna be good now we swear.
<v Speaker 2>We're pushing Eric Young.
<v Speaker 3>Just wait, I promise you it gets better.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Matt Morgan is here with Lauren Uh to talk about
<v Speaker 1>his upcoming match with AJ Styles.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Matt Morgan, Uh. He puts him stuff over. He says, he's,
<v Speaker 2>you know, just as good as advertised, may be better.
<v Speaker 2>And none of these opportunities have been handed to him.
<v Speaker 2>He's scraped and crawled and scratched for them. And he
<v Speaker 2>gets tonight, he gets the securest spot in the main
<v Speaker 2>event Mafia, and he's made it clearly he wants to
<v Speaker 2>be in the min of at Mafia. And if he
<v Speaker 2>beats AJ Styles and he's in the main event, Hard
<v Speaker 2>Justice and Matt Morgan is a pay per view moment
<v Speaker 2>just waiting to happen. Well, tonight, it's going to happen.
<v Speaker 2>Now Morgan doesn't know that this is not a paper.
<v Speaker 3>How is he gonna have a view moment tonight on TV.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Tony, they taped probably six shows here, so he
<v Speaker 2>probably lost them. The timeline here.
<v Speaker 3>This will be on the pay per view too, and
<v Speaker 3>Justice I win. Dude, It's kind of crazy. You got
<v Speaker 3>a guy who just won and said he's gonna be
<v Speaker 3>world champion. You have Matt Morgan who says he's gonna
<v Speaker 3>be the world champion after Its kind of crazy.
<v Speaker 2>It's nice that to care about the title here, at
<v Speaker 2>least this part of the show, right, Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Those equal ratings on if you knew that.
<v Speaker 2>Guys, they're backstage.
<v Speaker 1>JB is here with AJ Styles and also please text
<v Speaker 1>the hotline to find out all your favorite news and
<v Speaker 1>info about TNA.
<v Speaker 3>I like who he told AJ to hang out Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I got an interviewed the AJA. Behold on, I gotta
<v Speaker 3>do this plug first. Just wait there for a second, Pal,
<v Speaker 3>I gotta make my fucking money. You can follow me
<v Speaker 3>on Twitter too, I think, he says, also a faulty
<v Speaker 3>and a Twitter.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Text TNA free of charge, and I will send
<v Speaker 2>this information now directly out to your mobile phones. JB
<v Speaker 2>is texting you this ship here. I mean, Jean should
<v Speaker 2>have stepped up, man, He could have went into the
<v Speaker 2>modern times, but JB was beating him to the punch.
<v Speaker 2>AJ Stoyles does come in here and he uh, he's
<v Speaker 2>He says, he's re entering the world title picture against
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan. But he's had a couple a rough couple
<v Speaker 2>of weeks because he too has been a loser, much
<v Speaker 2>like some O Joe James. These guys AJ.
<v Speaker 1>Joe losing, they're losing a bunch and the ratings are down.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, does anyone want to take a look at that.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe AJ you know, he lost to Kevin Nash. She
<v Speaker 2>lost the legends titled to Kevin Nash, I think. And
<v Speaker 2>uh then Eric Young turned on him in a match,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, he says, you know, I never saw coming.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe the best thing about AJ styles is the worst
<v Speaker 2>and that's what I see good in everyone. Eric. You're
<v Speaker 2>one of the teenage originals and now you're different. You're
<v Speaker 2>no different than the minim mafia. Our peraps will cross again,
<v Speaker 2>and when they do, I'll make sure you wish you
<v Speaker 2>were never born. That's fucking nuts. That's a easy thing
<v Speaker 2>to say to somebody. You would rather be dead than
<v Speaker 2>see me again. You lost it. Kevin Nash who gets
<v Speaker 2>a fun I'm not scared of you. And then AJ
<v Speaker 2>he talked some shit about Matt Morgan being bigger and
<v Speaker 2>stronger and more intimidating. But he's just like the guys
<v Speaker 2>he grew up with. They're bullies and I was the
<v Speaker 2>guy that take on those bullies and Matt Morgan. You're
<v Speaker 2>looking for a fight, you have found it, but we're
<v Speaker 2>not at the It's not a paper for Vet Morgan.
<v Speaker 2>It's not a main event. I don't know what you
<v Speaker 2>were talking about earlier.
<v Speaker 1>He's not going to be able to deliver. He is not.
<v Speaker 1>So backstage, JB is here with Mick Foley and Bobby Lashley,
<v Speaker 1>and JB asked Lashley why he decided to not join
<v Speaker 1>the main event Mafia.
<v Speaker 2>JB says, Bobby Lashley, Welcome to CNA Wrestling. I have
<v Speaker 2>to ask you. You debuted at Lockdown several months back,
<v Speaker 2>and we didn't see you for a few months, and
<v Speaker 2>then you made a shocking appearance last week. Why which
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know. I wish they would have like,
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad he said that. Well, that's so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>Laid it out like that, Hey, you debuted him, we
<v Speaker 2>didn't see you for months? What's going on, buddy? But
<v Speaker 2>he said he was preparing for a fight with Bob
<v Speaker 2>Sap and JB says, jeez, did you win? I think
<v Speaker 2>he did right, he's undefeated.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he said he won here.
<v Speaker 2>That's all good for him. Well, Bobby says, uh, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I was backstage last week and I was watching. I
<v Speaker 2>saw a man fighting for the company. I kind of
<v Speaker 2>changed my mind, and Nike fully showed me something I
<v Speaker 2>never seen before. A man that gets his as thrown
<v Speaker 2>off the stage every week. I mean, this guy still fucking.
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen this shit before about his side. I
<v Speaker 3>don't give a ship.
<v Speaker 2>This guy's getting his ass kicked. He needs some fucking friends.
<v Speaker 1>It fully shows up to work every day on time,
<v Speaker 1>and then ten minutes before they go live, they say
<v Speaker 1>we're throwing you off the stage.
<v Speaker 2>Just so you know, he said, Oh he's doing a promo.
<v Speaker 1>Oh you are off the.
<v Speaker 2>Stage, buddy.
<v Speaker 3>See all right, I guess I'll write a book about this.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever we got you down here for the two on
<v Speaker 1>one handicap beat down, I thought I was doing a thought.
<v Speaker 3>It was like the authority figure like I'm like not
<v Speaker 3>active on the roster.
<v Speaker 2>I can't fire anybody in.
<v Speaker 1>My Next week, we're gonna invent a new Hell in
<v Speaker 1>his cel variation and it's gonna be a six on
<v Speaker 1>one match against you.
<v Speaker 2>I guess.
<v Speaker 3>What was the last part for?
<v Speaker 2>Just get out there, just a feeling, That's what I
<v Speaker 2>gotta say. So Foley says what Bobby didn't know at
<v Speaker 2>the time when he made his decision to help him
<v Speaker 2>and not the main event Mafia, that he wasn't just
<v Speaker 2>fighting for ten A. He was fighting for his own pride.
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't happy with himself after fighting Pride. Dude, awesome
<v Speaker 2>would have been sick.
<v Speaker 1>Make Foley and Bobby Lashley tag team Pride fight Holy
<v Speaker 1>should against Bob Sap and goddamn Great Colleague. It's the
<v Speaker 1>first thing I think, you know what, man, that works
<v Speaker 1>for me. And you know what also I think is
<v Speaker 1>that Bobby Lashley should not show up and then it's
<v Speaker 1>Mick Foley versus Bob's SAP and the Great Colleague.
<v Speaker 3>Sorry he got and that's what they tell him ten
<v Speaker 3>minutes before the fight. So this is what we got down.
<v Speaker 3>Why does this keep happening? Man? You're getting your ass
<v Speaker 3>throwing off the stage too.
<v Speaker 2>What he is to see what happens, dude, great colleague.
<v Speaker 2>Shoot fighting sounds like a fucking dream to me. By
<v Speaker 2>the way, that'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, one are you kidding?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, that'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. He squeeze head like grape submission.
<v Speaker 1>I mean shit, what if he betrayed Bob's sap And
<v Speaker 1>that's how the bats what they beat Nigfoley and they
<v Speaker 1>betrays Bob's sap and squishes his head like a great whoa,
<v Speaker 1>and then he walks back up the stage. He takes mcconey.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, sorry, they just had something to do this.
<v Speaker 1>It was on the sheet.
<v Speaker 2>Oh Manly never fights back. It's just oh man, all right.
<v Speaker 3>Because I'll do that because he's a company guy. You know,
<v Speaker 3>he just wants to do whatever the company.
<v Speaker 2>He is a company guy. Uh so yeah. Foley says
<v Speaker 2>that they did a lot of thinking. They realized it's
<v Speaker 2>everybody's best interest if one of us gets one of
<v Speaker 2>those titles back from the minim mafia, and that's what
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna attempt to do tonight, and then hopefully I
<v Speaker 2>won't get my ass whooped. Handy camp situation.
<v Speaker 1>Don't hope too much. Did you pray today, So it
<v Speaker 1>plays the Matt Morgan pre tape that basically says, this
<v Speaker 1>is the best guy ever, please cheer.
<v Speaker 2>For the DNA of DNA Toney, He's the most genetically jacked,
<v Speaker 2>athletically stacked giant in DNA today. He's the blueprint of
<v Speaker 2>a perfect athlete. And you know he is most known
<v Speaker 2>for his work on a American Gladiators.
<v Speaker 3>So it then plays at aj Styles pre tape.
<v Speaker 1>And to be honest, at this point, you'd probably need
<v Speaker 1>an hour to go over this guy's TN accomplishments by.
<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and nine, that's I mean, god, he did
<v Speaker 2>ever he was at this point. I don't know how
<v Speaker 2>many there have been since, but he was the only
<v Speaker 2>Grand Slam champion at the time here. Uh and he's
<v Speaker 2>the they said he's the only he's one of two
<v Speaker 2>TEENA originals at this show who competed on Teeny's first
<v Speaker 2>event seven years ago. Who was the other one, Jared
<v Speaker 2>did we want to Dragon, Superscars Cheeks spider Man who
<v Speaker 2>he just fired. So he's the only one of one
<v Speaker 2>now she still works there.
<v Speaker 1>On the show now, which is nuts.
<v Speaker 2>So he's our boy, Jake's cousin.
<v Speaker 1>We're cool with that cousin.
<v Speaker 2>Because it's something.
<v Speaker 1>So Matt Morgan versus Aj Styles is up next. This
<v Speaker 1>is the first match of a best of three series.
<v Speaker 1>We actually watched the second one too, which is the
<v Speaker 1>week after this.
<v Speaker 2>Watching this out of order for just for fun.
<v Speaker 1>Mean, I gotta say, and I think I said it
<v Speaker 1>the last time we watched this best of three series,
<v Speaker 1>I would never get tired of watching old AJ Styles stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Just from his entrance here, like the pyro coming down
<v Speaker 2>and him jumping through it, I said, oh, wow, this
<v Speaker 2>is the greatest of all time.
<v Speaker 1>I think this is the fucking goat. If I flipped
<v Speaker 1>on this channel and saw this guy, I'd be like, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching the fuck out of this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, he should lose.
<v Speaker 3>No, So he starts on.
<v Speaker 1>Topier because he's faster, of course than Matt Morgan. But
<v Speaker 1>Matt Morgan eventually catches him and catapults him to the outside.
<v Speaker 2>On commentary today said this is it for AJ and
<v Speaker 2>then he didn't really expand on it. I said, Hey,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>I want to hear that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what the hell you mean, buddy?
<v Speaker 1>Hope not so. Matt Morgan cuts himself off by crouching
<v Speaker 1>himself on the top rope and AJ starts firing back.
<v Speaker 1>He knocks him down with a signature drop kick.
<v Speaker 2>He hits the.
<v Speaker 1>Phenomenal forearm for a two, so clean, and Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 1>then grabs AJ, but AJ hits the pele kick out
<v Speaker 1>of nowhere and Fairy just seamlessly slides over to the
<v Speaker 1>apron and this is what he was using as his
<v Speaker 1>finish at the time, the four to fifty springboard, and
<v Speaker 1>he picks up the win. We go backstage. Lauren is
<v Speaker 1>here with Tracy Brooks.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Lauren, so, Tracy Brooks. The week before this one
<v Speaker 2>a main event Mafia knockouts fifty thousand dollars Battle Royal
<v Speaker 2>to become.
<v Speaker 3>Fifty thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, dude, that is so I can't wait to talk
<v Speaker 2>about that because that was awesome. So fifty So, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>she won fifty thousand, and she gets she's in the
<v Speaker 2>minimum Mafia now. And and Lauren is saying that she
<v Speaker 2>ruffled a lot of feathers last week because she used
<v Speaker 2>her position of power to dupe everyone. They don't really
<v Speaker 2>explain how, but she did. And Tracy says, I didn't
<v Speaker 2>dupe anyone. I did what I had to do. I
<v Speaker 2>sat on my sweet ass at home. I've been calling TNA,
<v Speaker 2>texting TNA. It was called of like TNA dot com
<v Speaker 2>DNA hotline for scoops about which Tracy, I don't know question,
<v Speaker 2>I'll fucking look into it. She says, please, can I
<v Speaker 2>be a part of your show? I even offered to
<v Speaker 2>set up the ring. They good on you, Tracy, but
<v Speaker 2>they said, Tracy, we love you. You're one of our
<v Speaker 2>favorite employees. But we've got nothing for you. And she says,
<v Speaker 2>have you seen the other knockouts? And have you seen me?
<v Speaker 2>They come viewing HD and I come to you in
<v Speaker 2>H double D because of her breasts, great line, she.
<v Speaker 1>Says, initiative at the time, this TNA is h D.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh yeah, it was like impact energy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you're right. Well H double D it's even better, right uh?
<v Speaker 2>And she says, I go to Hollywood five seconds and
<v Speaker 2>this fantastic body is being used. But a company I've
<v Speaker 2>bled and cried forced at the beginning has nothing for me. Lauren,
<v Speaker 2>screw you, Hey, what the fuck? What I do? Screw them?
<v Speaker 2>And screwed TNA.
<v Speaker 1>Laurens says, Waren, did you just say yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I'll kill you, fucking motherfucker. She stands up crazy ten toes.
<v Speaker 2>She says, it's not always about you. There's a dozen
<v Speaker 2>knockouts of one more TV time, and maybe the teen
<v Speaker 2>officials are doing the best they can. Maybe they're fucking trying.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we're all fucking trying. You know, hardly is Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>she starts talking like she's the mouth beast for the writers.
<v Speaker 2>You know what fucking tough it is to write this show, Tracy?
<v Speaker 2>How many hours are gonna put in? I mean, we've
<v Speaker 2>just got a fire spider Man. There's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>money that goes to this shoe. You know. I put
<v Speaker 2>a commercials. You see these ratings.
<v Speaker 3>You just win fifty thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking hooking for a half day off and you
<v Speaker 1>have fifty thousand dollars?
<v Speaker 2>Are you shitting me? Hey? What are you talking? Lauren?
<v Speaker 1>You go you're talking about what a pissed Mike Foley
<v Speaker 1>better be on the stage.
<v Speaker 2>Big folly. We're talking about the knockouts title.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, anyways, else did you need to talk about?
<v Speaker 2>Isn't good? Well? The mommy's not hungry enough James. Tracy
<v Speaker 2>says that isn't good enough. Kern Angles showed me the money. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>just give me my money, and now a property of
<v Speaker 2>the main event, MOFFI And she turns around and shows
<v Speaker 2>the Emmy emblem on her gear, and Taylor Wilde walks
<v Speaker 2>in and she says, Tracy, you broke my heart. You
<v Speaker 2>were the original ten A knockout.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Taylor Wilde is the fucking like perennial babyface here
<v Speaker 1>like love Taylor wild super super white meat baby face,
<v Speaker 1>like unbelievable, really terry Taylor when he came to Mid
<v Speaker 1>South type baby face, not dude.
<v Speaker 2>That's a fantastic comparison. She's also good too, like yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I I I always had a I like for Taylor
<v Speaker 2>wild She.
<v Speaker 1>Had a great run here.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah she did, she did.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah that so Tracy's upset. She says, you were
<v Speaker 2>an original ten knockout and the one we looked up to,
<v Speaker 2>and you're one of the reasons I got into this business.
<v Speaker 2>Tracy looks at her and says, boohoo, you should have
<v Speaker 2>picked another line of work. This business isn't made for
<v Speaker 2>soft women like you. It's made for bitches like me,
<v Speaker 2>and she walks away.
<v Speaker 1>And la, you want me to step.
<v Speaker 2>Then Lauren for some reason like coddles Taylor and then
<v Speaker 2>looks directly directly into the camera and says, the TNA
<v Speaker 2>knockouts are up next.
<v Speaker 1>I like that stand on business show. Fuck this, I'm
<v Speaker 1>not being disrespected. I don't get paid enough, none of.
<v Speaker 2>Us just she should have just try fucking Florida right now.
<v Speaker 1>Man, Like, I don't want to fucking be here. Are
<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? It's fucking musty outside ship?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Man, fucking Blue Man group every single day. Every day
<v Speaker 1>they got a kata out giving out tickets with the
<v Speaker 1>young bucks. I don't fucking see that.
<v Speaker 2>Hey we're live, We're live.
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, we'll back to you guys. So we
<v Speaker 1>have a pre tape here, and it goes over Tara
<v Speaker 1>and the Beautiful People's feud so far.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So Tara had a put a spider on Velvet
<v Speaker 2>The spider's name is poisoned to put a spider on
<v Speaker 2>Velvet Sky, and Velvet Sky was mad at the Beautiful
<v Speaker 2>People for letting this happen. She said, if you won't
<v Speaker 2>have my back, then we're done. So Tara tried to
<v Speaker 2>do this again, and Angeline Love stepped in and challenged
<v Speaker 2>Tara to a match, and Tara's.
<v Speaker 1>Distracted her from putting the Spider on velvet.
<v Speaker 2>Right Hey, hey, I'll put the bet on the line
<v Speaker 2>right now, I'll do it. Well, Tara said, I'll only
<v Speaker 2>fucking have a match with you is if you put
<v Speaker 2>the title online, and she says, okay, ill fun do it.
<v Speaker 2>I'll do it, and then Tara wins. Tara win's the belt,
<v Speaker 2>but then Angelina's argument is that the match wasn't official
<v Speaker 2>and she's still the champion. They face again and Angelina
<v Speaker 2>beats Tara, but Tara's foot was on the rope, but
<v Speaker 2>the referee for the match was referee Slick Johnson, who
<v Speaker 2>Tara then super kicks and puts the Spider on him.
<v Speaker 2>Of course that's the thing, put spider on him. And
<v Speaker 2>then Slick Johnson is caught by Lauren the interviewer coming
<v Speaker 2>out of the shower and she says, what are you
<v Speaker 2>doing and Slick says, oh, I was having to look
<v Speaker 2>at my spider bite. And out from the shower comes
<v Speaker 2>Madison Rain in her gear and Lawrence says, don't tell
<v Speaker 2>me you were back there with Slick and Madison says,
<v Speaker 2>what fucking business? Oh?
<v Speaker 3>Speaking to slick here when when he comes out, he's like,
<v Speaker 3>he got his shirt over his shoulders, pants are unzipped,
<v Speaker 3>belts open, like he's so funny.
<v Speaker 2>Ultiple he got naked and Madison Rain was fully clothed.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome for the spider bite check of course, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>of course.
<v Speaker 1>So I guess Tara Low blows slick also again.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, right at the end of that. Yeah, right, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know where that was.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, at some point.
<v Speaker 2>Slick Don who had a boner from Medison? Right, and
<v Speaker 2>it heard a lot.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a Tara interview with Don West,
<v Speaker 1>which is a sit down. By the way, they used
<v Speaker 1>to do these because they have the sound stage right
<v Speaker 1>so they can have access to it all day if
<v Speaker 1>they need it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean these are cool. This one was interesting.
<v Speaker 2>I guess it was more of a Don West angle here.
<v Speaker 1>Oddly enough, Don West got to get over his new persona.
<v Speaker 2>So Don West is sitting down with Tara. As James said,
<v Speaker 2>this is before the earlier in the day. They say
<v Speaker 2>here and he says, an incredible ten year career in
<v Speaker 2>w W. Tell me about your experience in some of
<v Speaker 2>the fond memories you had, and Tarror says it was
<v Speaker 2>a dream. Everything has to come to an end, and
<v Speaker 2>Donalis says, all right, well, you know all good things
<v Speaker 2>are going to end. What happened at the end of
<v Speaker 2>the day, give me some scoop here, and Tara says,
<v Speaker 2>there was a point in my career where I was
<v Speaker 2>sure if I was ever going to be happy. I
<v Speaker 2>wanted to leave loving the business, and or I wasn't
<v Speaker 2>sure if I was ever gonna be happy. Excuse me.
<v Speaker 2>And I want to leave loving the business and be
<v Speaker 2>able to tell my future kids that I love what
<v Speaker 2>I did and leave with pride.
<v Speaker 1>That's super admirable either way. To be able to realize
<v Speaker 1>it's very mature, to be able to I don't you know.
<v Speaker 1>Whether or not this is a shoot or not is
<v Speaker 1>one thing, but it sounded like a shoot, or at
<v Speaker 1>least a little bit of it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right.
<v Speaker 1>And like being able to realize that you're not happy
<v Speaker 1>doing something and being able to step away from it
<v Speaker 1>before you fucking hate it at that level too, is
<v Speaker 1>very important, yeah, right, like for your mental health and
<v Speaker 1>everything else. But whether or not, you know whatever, it's
<v Speaker 1>just a good talking point.
<v Speaker 2>It is very cool. I mean, she's super baby here, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it's like a it's great for her, but Don West's
<v Speaker 2>fucking asshole. So asked her about her experience in Tena,
<v Speaker 2>what prompts her to come here? And all and haws
<v Speaker 2>it been and it has been tremendous. All the girls
<v Speaker 2>are amazing. And when I was in we I watched
<v Speaker 2>Awesome Kong and it was a dream of mindor wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>And Don West cuts her off. He says, all right,
<v Speaker 2>let me cut in right here speaking of the best. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>let's talk about the beautiful people. You know, let's talk
<v Speaker 2>about the champion angeliue Love and the controversy that happened
<v Speaker 2>at Victory Road. You know, your foot may or may
<v Speaker 2>not have been on the rope, you know, bouncing around
<v Speaker 2>all the rope, a little sour grapes here, or you
<v Speaker 2>think slick Johnson? Uh, you know, and Terror says, are
<v Speaker 2>you talking about this sexual favors? That's like Johnson has
<v Speaker 2>been receiving from the beautiful people. And Dona says, oh, hey,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is on Family Show? You can't say that.
<v Speaker 1>Joe I loved when he looked at the camera, he said, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>Family Show, come on, let's.
<v Speaker 2>Not go there. I love that she full on. You
<v Speaker 2>talk about the sexual favors. Oh, I thought it just applied.
<v Speaker 2>H Well, Donald says, all right, well, you talked about
<v Speaker 2>awesome Kong and when you were over there, she was
<v Speaker 2>the best you have seen and you want to face her.
<v Speaker 2>What makes you think you can go one on one
<v Speaker 2>with her? And Terry says, I'm in the best shape
<v Speaker 2>of my life. You think I went home and ate
<v Speaker 2>some bond bonds and Donald says there's nothing wrong with
<v Speaker 2>a bond bond as long as you take with small doses.
<v Speaker 2>Ter says, anyway, that was not so wow. Anyway, I
<v Speaker 2>came here to improve everyone that I still have it.
<v Speaker 2>And there's one thing about Terror. You don't know. I
<v Speaker 2>don't start anything I can't finish. Donal West, of course
<v Speaker 2>he's not. He's like, what the fuck? He said, Well,
<v Speaker 2>let's be honest, it's pretty easy to finish something when
<v Speaker 2>you put a seventeen legged, fifteen pound, hairy, gigantic spider
<v Speaker 2>from the depth of Africa on somebody, and Terror says,
<v Speaker 2>just happened poison with little spider. They're gonna fire the
<v Speaker 2>spider handler here in a second man, this angle is
<v Speaker 2>gonna run its course. Here in a minute, you might
<v Speaker 2>want to chill, and I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>have him introduced the spider to you and take a
<v Speaker 2>big bite out of you. You know what. That's a
<v Speaker 2>that's the interview there.
<v Speaker 1>So we have Awesome Kong where aid od B with
<v Speaker 1>Cody Diener who still works in DNA right now, by
<v Speaker 1>the ways, and his cousin is Jake something, and they're
<v Speaker 1>teeming up with Tara and they're taking on the Beautiful
<v Speaker 1>People of Madison, Rain, Angelia Love and Velvet Sky.
<v Speaker 2>And they do the Beautiful People do their entrance where
<v Speaker 2>they show their asses on the ropes, and Don West says,
<v Speaker 2>can we can we show a replay of Velvet?
<v Speaker 3>They're both like stud lucked. They can't even say words.
<v Speaker 3>They're like.
<v Speaker 2>Dump pigs. That's why I said that back say he said, wow,
<v Speaker 2>you should be on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>So Tara takes down all the members of the Beautiful
<v Speaker 1>People here to start the match. It's a power slam
<v Speaker 1>on Love for a two breaks down immediately and everyone
<v Speaker 1>is fighting.
<v Speaker 2>Dude all over the fucking place. Yeah the when uh,
<v Speaker 2>when they were Beautiful People were feeding in Tara was
<v Speaker 2>slapping the ship out of them. I thought they would
<v Speaker 2>sell it more. It looked like it was nuts. Just
<v Speaker 2>a gigantic slap to all of them, took them all out,
<v Speaker 2>and then the power slam as you said, yeah, breaks
<v Speaker 2>down super quick here until it doesn't.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, things come back together and Tara is still giving
<v Speaker 1>the work to Angelina Love, ODB and Mass and rain
<v Speaker 1>tagg In. ODB hits the splash in the corner where
<v Speaker 1>she theatrics her boobs and then it was boobs pussy,
<v Speaker 1>uh fucking trumpet or whatever. You know what I'm talking about.
<v Speaker 1>She was over as fuck, dude, like ODV was sick too, Dude.
<v Speaker 1>ODV changed the knockouts division forever. I don't care what
<v Speaker 1>nobody says she was. She was like, she was so hard,
<v Speaker 1>gimmick Florida woman. It was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, dude, I said this before, but I can't believe
<v Speaker 3>ODV never had a w run at all like she was.
<v Speaker 1>She tried to go there, then she went to TNA.
<v Speaker 2>She was in Uh, she was signed right, she was
<v Speaker 2>in O B W. And then I think they legit
<v Speaker 2>she had a conversation with Triple A and said you
<v Speaker 2>should go to TNA.
<v Speaker 1>That's what it was. They legit said you should go
<v Speaker 1>to DNA.
<v Speaker 2>That's yeah, but like, yeah, go there and get better.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, yeah they could.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she should have came back around. She definitely had
<v Speaker 3>the character for, like, you know, do something huge on it.
<v Speaker 2>You know, maybe in that time, Tony, they were still
<v Speaker 2>pg' out in her. Coming in as titty Trumpet might
<v Speaker 2>have not worked, yeah, but it.
<v Speaker 3>Was awesome to get in.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 3>It was a.
<v Speaker 2>Trumpet tity. Trumpet needs to.
<v Speaker 3>Be like a shirt. That's awesome. She had an ass
<v Speaker 3>td trump ship.
<v Speaker 2>She had a flask.
<v Speaker 1>Liquid courage, that's what they called her.
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome. Good gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Today on commentary during this says, I can't believe Donals,
<v Speaker 2>you were taking off for Slick Johnson. You know, I
<v Speaker 2>thought he was named Slick Johnson because of his bald head.
<v Speaker 2>But then I saw him coming out of the Beautiful
<v Speaker 2>People locker room and I changed my mind in a hurry.
<v Speaker 2>And Don West says, your point is it was so
<v Speaker 2>as is to That's how he said it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and your point.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to we go to commercial, we come back,
<v Speaker 1>the MotorCity machine guns are in the crowd trying to
<v Speaker 1>get booked.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, man, they're they're in the crowd. They're holding
<v Speaker 2>signs that say conspiracy victims and yes we still work here. Okay.
<v Speaker 1>So Tara and Kong get a moment in the ring
<v Speaker 1>and they're throwing hands. This was fucking awesome, dude.
<v Speaker 2>So it was like Tara chopped Kong to tag out
<v Speaker 2>and then Don Wes said whoa do you see that?
<v Speaker 2>And then Kong slaps Tyror on her back to tag
<v Speaker 2>her back in, and then they stared out and start
<v Speaker 2>throwing punches at each other.
<v Speaker 1>It was still as awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeahs sick as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, I mean right down here that everything is divisioned,
<v Speaker 1>like if you're gonna get over here, if you're gonna work,
<v Speaker 1>you go through Kong. And if you don't have a
<v Speaker 1>good program with Kong, just fucking go ahead and hang
<v Speaker 1>it up, Like is this not gonna.
<v Speaker 2>Work for real?
<v Speaker 1>So Kong and Tara fight up the ramp as they're
<v Speaker 1>on the same team by the way, yeah, and everybody
<v Speaker 1>they're all up the rim. So the beautiful people then
<v Speaker 1>use the numbers game on ODB in the ring. Here,
<v Speaker 1>Angelina Love is choking ODB on the rope and ODB says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>get off me.
<v Speaker 3>You wore.
<v Speaker 2>Don weston Mike Today, say, oh.
<v Speaker 1>My god, they're children watching right now.
<v Speaker 2>The children walking watching you watch your filthy belt.
<v Speaker 1>So Angelina Love then goes on Cody Deaner, who gets
<v Speaker 1>on the apron, and then Angelina Love says, what you're
<v Speaker 1>gonna hit me, Well, go ahead and hit me, and
<v Speaker 1>then Cody Dener grabs Angelina Love and kisses her, which
<v Speaker 1>allows ODB to roll up Angelina Love and yeah, ODB
<v Speaker 1>beat this grow three on one right there.
<v Speaker 2>And pin the champ.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so ob she powders and her and Deaner laugh.
<v Speaker 2>On the island, Velvet Sky is spraying Angelina with hair
<v Speaker 2>spray to get the taste out of her mouth.
<v Speaker 1>They said that's repellent. It's Deaner killer spray, so she's
<v Speaker 1>trying to kill the Deaner.
<v Speaker 3>Germs that are all over.
<v Speaker 2>Jake Something also used this multiple times.
<v Speaker 1>He turned and then didn't. So it looks like an
<v Speaker 1>unnamed group of people from all over the world. Some
<v Speaker 1>would say they're the elite athletes from the different parts
<v Speaker 1>of the world have arrived to the building. Dude, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know where these guys of all people decide that
<v Speaker 1>they can just show up here at nine o'clock.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know the fuck you better start because.
<v Speaker 1>You're about to ruin a relationship with Nu Japan Pro
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling Boys.
<v Speaker 2>Today says what's in his hand? I wish he didn't
<v Speaker 2>have something in his hand, and I bet by the
<v Speaker 2>end of this he wished he also didn't. And Today says,
<v Speaker 2>let's take a look at the history between Eric Young, Kiyoshi,
<v Speaker 2>Chikh of dulbah and the British invasion. That sounded like
<v Speaker 2>a sleeper cell fucking universe. So Shikh of Dulbasher is
<v Speaker 2>Davari for those that don't know. Kiyoshi is Kyoshi for
<v Speaker 2>those that don't know. And they aligned with the British invasion,
<v Speaker 2>which is Magnus Brutus, Magnus, Doug Williams and Rob Terry
<v Speaker 2>of course, and Magnus they're gonna ga Originals. They are
<v Speaker 2>fucking British case you didn't know, and they're invading.
<v Speaker 1>They have they work here.
<v Speaker 2>Magna says, we will put the final naw on the
<v Speaker 2>coffin of the teenage Riginals tonight in all Nations unite,
<v Speaker 2>not America, of course. So Eric Young is in Foley's
<v Speaker 2>office this is still this is all one video everybody.
<v Speaker 2>So Eric Young is in Folly's office and he's saying, hey,
<v Speaker 2>I know I suck. Sorry about that. I'd like to
<v Speaker 2>go back to work now, and mcfoley says, yeah, sure.
<v Speaker 2>So there's a match in which Eric Young turns on
<v Speaker 2>AJ Styles during the match with hits over with a
<v Speaker 2>pile driver and helps the British Invasion win the match,
<v Speaker 2>and e y On Mike says, this is the World
<v Speaker 2>Elite and everything in TENA is gonna change forever. And
<v Speaker 2>then mcfoley comes in and tries to choke Eric King
<v Speaker 2>to death and he gets held back by security. So
<v Speaker 2>now it's time the World Elite town Hall and their
<v Speaker 2>theme song goes as follows.
<v Speaker 1>Wait, who are these guys?
<v Speaker 2>It's even fucking funnier they didn't know. Eric Yuk says
<v Speaker 2>it in the promo of the week before.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love the way this guy is funny.
<v Speaker 2>Eric World. This is their song. We are World Elite. Harmonica,
<v Speaker 2>I think they're elite today today says now we know
<v Speaker 2>that the World Elite. I see the screen, I hear
<v Speaker 2>the music. Magna says, ladies and gentlemen, I allow me
<v Speaker 2>to introduce to you, the leader of world elite, mister
<v Speaker 2>Eric Young in the crowd booze. So Eric Young says, hey, everybody,
<v Speaker 2>look at me. I'm the center of attention. Isn't that
<v Speaker 2>what you wanted me to be? You know, bring the entertainment.
<v Speaker 2>Eric Young the clown was like doing Eric Young the
<v Speaker 2>clown and look at this face, who's laughing now. Growing
<v Speaker 2>up as a young boy in Canada, I heard big
<v Speaker 2>stories of the big old us of A and the
<v Speaker 2>truth is heard so many positive things. I knew this
<v Speaker 2>is where I had to be. I knew, of course, dude,
<v Speaker 2>fog you I knew once I became a pro wrestler,
<v Speaker 2>if I wanted to make it, I was gonna have
<v Speaker 2>to move here and become a citizen. So that's what
<v Speaker 2>I did. That's what all of us did. Oddly enough,
<v Speaker 2>we're all of Erican citizens at this group.
<v Speaker 1>It was weird.
<v Speaker 2>I sold everything and I moved here, and I made it,
<v Speaker 2>and I did it on my own. And Don Was says,
<v Speaker 2>this is one of the most emotional speeches I've ever heard,
<v Speaker 2>ing shut the hell up, which shut the funk up
<v Speaker 2>didn't exist yet, I guess the two thousand and nine
<v Speaker 2>just shut the hell up, and Eric Young says, I
<v Speaker 2>learned for every good piece of press this country gets,
<v Speaker 2>it deserves twice as much bad press. And every other
<v Speaker 2>country in the world hates the United States, hate your
<v Speaker 2>crumpt government. I was like, Wow, what yours is? They
<v Speaker 2>hate your dirty politics, they're afraid of your people. Then
<v Speaker 2>they cut this is so funny that Eric Young is
<v Speaker 2>dressing down. They cut to a shot of the crowd,
<v Speaker 2>and Mike Today says, this is how can you say this?
<v Speaker 2>We had US soldiers here earlier today and the show
<v Speaker 2>of the soldiers in the front road sitting down just
<v Speaker 2>getting berated, as Eric Young says, you're all racist, dude,
<v Speaker 2>he does.
<v Speaker 3>That is insane.
<v Speaker 2>You are race sirts and you're racist and you're biggots.
<v Speaker 2>And we would be hard pressed that I agree. And
<v Speaker 2>the fault doesn't lie with the country. It lies with
<v Speaker 2>the disgusting people that live here, like Jeff Jarrett and
<v Speaker 2>Mick Foley, uh and crowd chance go home, Eric and
<v Speaker 2>Don West says, well, at least he's got a home
<v Speaker 2>to go to.
<v Speaker 3>What everyone else, All these people with Universal Studios have
<v Speaker 3>paid a lot of money. You get in the park
<v Speaker 3>are homeless?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, well, Eric says, I'm one of the greatest progrestlers
<v Speaker 2>in the world, and like the entire mood shifts. It's
<v Speaker 2>like everyone says, off, fuck this. He says, you would
<v Speaker 2>only cheer me when I made you laugh. So now
<v Speaker 2>the world elite, we're gonna start taking back from America
<v Speaker 2>and it's people just like you took from us. And
<v Speaker 2>no longer am I gonna be the dancing, laughing marionette
<v Speaker 2>you wanted me to be. And he walks over and
<v Speaker 2>he picks up a pair of hair clippers, and he
<v Speaker 2>comes back and he says, from here on it, we're
<v Speaker 2>gonna be who we want to be, and I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>be who I want to be. Now, what he was
<v Speaker 2>doing here is he was gonna try to start shaving
<v Speaker 2>his head. And he I mean, like, I don't know
<v Speaker 2>what he thought shaving your head was, Like I guess
<v Speaker 2>he never did it, but not only does it not work,
<v Speaker 2>like I mean, I don't know, maybe they just weren't
<v Speaker 2>on or like he.
<v Speaker 3>Has a big ass guard on the clippers. He has
<v Speaker 3>it on like the highest number six guard or whatever,
<v Speaker 3>you know, like the biggest one, so you'd only want
<v Speaker 3>a little bit off the.
<v Speaker 1>Top why are they wired?
<v Speaker 2>I guess they did have.
<v Speaker 3>I feel like they told Eric Young to get the clippers,
<v Speaker 3>like you bring these to the show tonight and.
<v Speaker 1>This comes out of your pay. Yeah, he got the
<v Speaker 1>cheapest ones to get.
<v Speaker 2>That's probably There's probably probably multiple things Danny like that.
<v Speaker 3>No, he definitely had a guard on it, though I
<v Speaker 3>don't know why he had a guard when he's trying
<v Speaker 3>to shave his own head.
<v Speaker 2>But it was probably also turning not helpful that he
<v Speaker 2>started trying to shave his head from the middle across.
<v Speaker 3>I've never done this. He has a whole group of
<v Speaker 3>guys who we could have got down.
<v Speaker 2>On, guys one of the many. So he's trying to
<v Speaker 2>shave his head, but it's not shaving anything. He's trying
<v Speaker 2>to cut this like intense FROMO and he's shaving his
<v Speaker 2>head to be a new man. And he's just he said,
<v Speaker 2>from here on out, I call the shots, not Jeff,
<v Speaker 2>not making not anybody. The entertainment stops and the violence begins,
<v Speaker 2>and he's trying to shave his head and nothing's coming off,
<v Speaker 2>and eventually he calls out Team three D. He says,
<v Speaker 2>why don't you come out of here and put a
<v Speaker 2>smile on the face of these fools. And he's getting
<v Speaker 2>flustered because the fucking ship's not shaving his head, so
<v Speaker 2>it's probably like he's fumbling his words. He says, put
<v Speaker 2>a smile on the faces of these fools, just like
<v Speaker 2>the puppy they wanted me to be, because now I'll
<v Speaker 2>pull the strings. And he goes back to shave his
<v Speaker 2>head some more and it doesn't work, and then deep
<v Speaker 2>three he comes out and Eric Young is now throwing
<v Speaker 2>the Derek clippers away. He has stopped and to shave
<v Speaker 2>his head.
<v Speaker 3>Due he looks exactly the same. There is no you
<v Speaker 3>cannot tell that he did anything hair, oh Hamburgers.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Eric Young is professing. Now, I wan't take up
<v Speaker 2>in the world. Believe you got the British invasion with you?
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, this is I fucking could not stop laughing
<v Speaker 2>at him cutting this series provo and fucking not being
<v Speaker 2>able to shave his head the whole time. Yeah, the
<v Speaker 2>whole time. It's unbelievable, Like, I, how do I've never
<v Speaker 2>heard of this? I don't know how people don't make
<v Speaker 2>fun of this war. This is fucking funny as ship.
<v Speaker 1>So he does get a little bit of hair off.
<v Speaker 1>Like when he goes up for the last time that
<v Speaker 1>he does it, a little bit of hair does fall off.
<v Speaker 2>Thank god.
<v Speaker 1>He just kind of liigned himself up a little bit.
<v Speaker 1>I want to be who I want to be, trying
<v Speaker 1>to give yourself a bad air cut, and instead of
<v Speaker 1>giving yourself a very cool ericut would.
<v Speaker 2>Be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Perfectly should that's what he should have done. He should
<v Speaker 1>have just lined himself up as he's cutting the promo.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't like America. He's just making sure
<v Speaker 1>you get the lights straight.
<v Speaker 2>It's a mirror. So fucking Team three D come out here,
<v Speaker 2>they got Mike's and brother Ray comes out and says,
<v Speaker 2>listen very carefully, this is America. Love it or leave it.
<v Speaker 2>How dare you come out here and sell these people.
<v Speaker 2>There's the reason why you're in the ring. You're not
<v Speaker 2>the world elite. You're a bunch of punks with big mouths.
<v Speaker 2>Well that's not as catch of a name. This is
<v Speaker 2>such a tired act. Oh my goodness, he's been I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this is like he loved doing this. He did He
<v Speaker 2>did it a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Matter of fact, he did. He had this exact tables
<v Speaker 1>match probably one hundred thousand times with hours iss like America, Like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they come to TNA, it's cool to see them, and
<v Speaker 1>then they're just the same forever, and it's like, I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna need to see something else at some point.
<v Speaker 3>Until Bullie Ray, they were pretty much the same, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, until they split right right, and he got in
<v Speaker 1>shape and he did aces and eights. I mean they
<v Speaker 1>did change, but for now that is not the case.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it took him a long.
<v Speaker 2>We're so still in this. I mean they haven't even
<v Speaker 2>touched the Nasty Boys yet. Yeah, you're right, no, uh,
<v Speaker 2>and Brother Ray says tonight, when you hear devonk g
<v Speaker 2>at the tables, you know that you're in the greatest
<v Speaker 2>country of the world, USA. I guess they've never done
<v Speaker 2>that in any of the country.
<v Speaker 1>So Team three D rushes the ring. Everyone powders other
<v Speaker 1>than the British Invasion, and we get the This is
<v Speaker 1>how we start the IWGP Tag Title Tables match Team
<v Speaker 1>three D versus the British Invasion.
<v Speaker 2>This is his you right here, like this is legendary
<v Speaker 2>what happens here.
<v Speaker 1>This is the infamous match where Russo booked the British
<v Speaker 1>Invasion to win the IWGP tag titles without telling.
<v Speaker 2>New Japan, which is nuts.
<v Speaker 1>It is fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>So it says here in New Japan did not sanction
<v Speaker 2>the match, nor initially recognize nor sanction the title change
<v Speaker 2>until August tenth, so it takes them a month to
<v Speaker 2>settle this, and then Team three D win them back
<v Speaker 2>in October. So we go to commercial pretty quick here.
<v Speaker 1>But we come back in and it's one of those
<v Speaker 1>Team three D brawl around the arena points.
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, yes, they were famous for that here at this
<v Speaker 3>time in DNA.
<v Speaker 1>You could tell me this was from two thousand and five.
<v Speaker 1>You could tell me this was from two thousand and seven,
<v Speaker 1>two nine, twenty thirteen.
<v Speaker 2>Every spot that they do I bet too, especially throwing each.
<v Speaker 3>Other into the wall, the walls a classic Bubba walks
<v Speaker 3>straight to the wall because he that's where they're going
<v Speaker 3>to do this.
<v Speaker 2>Well, for a while the wall had a picture of
<v Speaker 2>them on it. It did. Yah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wrote to you, I feel like every time
<v Speaker 1>I fucking watched TNA, it's a Team three D brawl.
<v Speaker 1>That's all I get, the fucking walking brawl. But god damn, guys,
<v Speaker 1>let's fucking do something else so they get especially your
<v Speaker 1>IWGP tag jams. Right now, let's do something else.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, God damn do this against Macca Bay on your own.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you are.
<v Speaker 1>We get back to the ring, Bubba bumps everyone in
<v Speaker 1>the world Elite Team three D hit the wizz up
<v Speaker 1>if you can believe it.
<v Speaker 2>Bubba tells Devin to get the table, and I hate
<v Speaker 2>this version of it, man, I wish he'd never started
<v Speaker 2>doing this where they do the countdown and then he
<v Speaker 2>makes the crowd chant tables. I hate this me too.
<v Speaker 1>It feels calculated.
<v Speaker 2>I don't like it. I know it was so much
<v Speaker 2>cooler before.
<v Speaker 1>So Team three D then sets up the table, but
<v Speaker 1>the British Invasion cuts them off. British Invasion go to
<v Speaker 1>soup Lex Bubba through the table, but Devon moves the table.
<v Speaker 1>Earl Hebner gets bumped and Big Rob Terry is now
<v Speaker 1>in the ring bumping everyone. My first thought is why
<v Speaker 1>the fuck did the ref get bumped for Rob Terry
<v Speaker 1>to come in here when it's a no.
<v Speaker 2>Match until the finish. That's what I also was like, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's what my thought process was. Also, while So Devon,
<v Speaker 2>they're they're doing a thing here where Devon and Magnus
<v Speaker 2>are like getting to the spot to bump Earl Hebner
<v Speaker 2>and you can see I don't know if he's I
<v Speaker 2>think he got in early, which might be something that
<v Speaker 2>alluding to what Meltzer was talking about, where he kind
<v Speaker 2>of doesn't know what's going on. He was Rob Terry
<v Speaker 2>was ging up to attack Devon for like what felt
<v Speaker 2>like a whole minute, like he was crouched behind in
<v Speaker 2>the ring, waiting for a spot. They do the shit.
<v Speaker 2>Earl Hebner just is in the fucking way for some reason.
<v Speaker 2>He gets splashed. Then Rob Terry clotheslines Devon, choke slams Bubba.
<v Speaker 2>Mike Today calls Rob Terry the Muscleman, which I love
<v Speaker 2>is a nickname.
<v Speaker 1>That's a great my mom, Sorry, sh Divon powerbombs Magnus
<v Speaker 1>through the table. The ref is down. Ey then comes
<v Speaker 1>in with the iw GP tag belt. It's Devon, pulls
<v Speaker 1>Magnus out of the wreckage, puts Devon in the wreckage.
<v Speaker 1>Ey then wakes up the referee and the British Invasion
<v Speaker 1>win the match. When Earl Hebner gets up and sees
<v Speaker 1>that none other than Devon is through the table.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I gotta say I do like the finish.
<v Speaker 1>I actually like that. I think that's I like the
<v Speaker 1>finish too. It shit's funny as fuck. I mean, like, wow, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there's like, I mean, how do you lose a match
<v Speaker 1>when you have nine people out there at all times?
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't they all just get in the ring and
<v Speaker 2>put the Dudley's to the table. Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't they just jump these dudes?
<v Speaker 2>I guess, I guess, I guess maybe they tried to
<v Speaker 2>offset a little bit by having Team Through the bump
<v Speaker 2>them around early. Yeah, it was like, so keep on,
<v Speaker 2>but you're right, like they could have just kept getting
<v Speaker 2>gain in a fucking Power Rangers putty style and.
<v Speaker 1>Keep jumping the dude.
<v Speaker 3>It's especially funny that they did a fuck finish and
<v Speaker 3>New Japan hated and didn't like approve it, and then
<v Speaker 3>they just did this finish and that's real change.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I read this the last time we talked about this,
<v Speaker 2>but I'll read it again just for those that may
<v Speaker 2>have missed it. So this is from the Observer, right,
<v Speaker 2>this is the I think the week or two after
<v Speaker 2>this happened. From the Observer. August seventeenthousand nine. New Japan
<v Speaker 2>War Wrestling announced this week that the match where Doug
<v Speaker 2>Williams and Brutus Magnius won the IWGP Tag titles from
<v Speaker 2>Team three D was never sanctioned as an IBGP Tag
<v Speaker 2>title match and that Team three D are still the champions.
<v Speaker 2>TA a few days later set out its own release
<v Speaker 2>saying that the reports in New Japan is a reconding
<v Speaker 2>the title chains aren't accurate. The report that New Japan
<v Speaker 2>set out about the titles is not accurate. Then they
<v Speaker 2>said they talked with New Japan both before and after
<v Speaker 2>the match, and New japang agreed that the match would
<v Speaker 2>be for the title and that New Japan has agreed
<v Speaker 2>to do it. New Japan apparently did ignowl Brutus and
<v Speaker 2>Doug Williams a champion six days after, saying that it
<v Speaker 2>wasn't a title match and that they didn't recognize as
<v Speaker 2>the title change. Williams and Magnus start to defend the
<v Speaker 2>tackle of the titles against beer Money at Hard Justice.
<v Speaker 2>Uh the announcement in New Japan made about not recognizing
<v Speaker 2>the title changed two weeks after the match. Don't know
<v Speaker 2>why it would take them two weeks to say something,
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says, particularly since the result made Japanese press the
<v Speaker 2>day after the match took place. But all seems like
<v Speaker 2>it's all worked out. So it was a problem until
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't a problem. I don't know. I mean, I
<v Speaker 2>guess there's a chance that like they talked to somebody
<v Speaker 2>in New Japan who wasn't really the no and they
<v Speaker 2>just took any They said, hey, can we drop these Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Fuck do we want hey on the camera.
<v Speaker 3>It's like a lost in translation thing, you know, like
<v Speaker 3>they thought one thing and then.
<v Speaker 1>It's one of those yes is no and no is yes.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, I'm.
<v Speaker 3>Assuming that's what happened, and then they're like, well, I
<v Speaker 3>guess like at the end of the day, they're like,
<v Speaker 3>all right, whatever, this is what it is.
<v Speaker 1>Or Bob boy just assumed TNA, in a working relationship
<v Speaker 1>with New Japan, went and tell him to do something
<v Speaker 1>that wasn't authorized.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, fine, yeah, of course is good. Bro of
<v Speaker 2>course I talked to fucking all of them.
<v Speaker 1>You could go lose those no what tag titles?
<v Speaker 3>Broke?
<v Speaker 2>No? No, fuck you fuck you dude. They email Nudapan saying, hey,
<v Speaker 2>can we drop the titles to somebody here? Oh?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who?
<v Speaker 2>You replied back, Oh who? You? Who? You want Tina replies,
<v Speaker 2>British invasion biggest text ever bold underlined. You know.
<v Speaker 1>They send them a large picture of the roster and says,
<v Speaker 1>which one of these guys is the British invasion? Three
<v Speaker 1>guys at you and Jack, It could be them. So backstage,
<v Speaker 1>Lauren is here and Stevie Richards runs in and says,
<v Speaker 1>fifty thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 2>Fifty thousand, fuck, dude. People will understand why. But I
<v Speaker 2>was hollering, laughing.
<v Speaker 1>Would that have for James? I mean, one day in
<v Speaker 1>the future someone will look back at this and say,
<v Speaker 1>I get this. Not today, but some time in the future.
<v Speaker 2>He Richards runs in, fifty thousand dollars. He has a
<v Speaker 2>fucking I mean, he's definitely not holding fifty thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 2>He just has a big wad of money, and he
<v Speaker 2>turns a lord and fucking smashes him like he throws
<v Speaker 2>it right her face. Fifty thousand dollars. Oh what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>He grabs him and he says, high Chris, he's talking
<v Speaker 2>about Abyss. Of course, he says, hig Chris, it's me,
<v Speaker 2>your friendly neighborhood therapist doctor Stevie. He saw he got
<v Speaker 2>rid of me a little fleshroom like this, look at this,
<v Speaker 2>look at that, and he fucking takes his shirt off
<v Speaker 2>and he shows a big ass bruise on his arm
<v Speaker 2>two weeks later from like g a Stanta match two
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, and he says, fifty thousand dollars free money
<v Speaker 2>to anybody that wants it. You want to be an animal,
<v Speaker 2>you want to be treated like an animal. It was
<v Speaker 2>like the Scott Hale thing. You want to be an animal,
<v Speaker 2>you want to be treated like an animal. Be prepared
<v Speaker 2>because you're gonna be treated like an animal. And fucking
<v Speaker 2>get he says, Lawrence is get the fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 2>It's over, and Stevie looks at and then it cuts away.
<v Speaker 2>It cuts to the crowd now, who are all two
<v Speaker 2>K style, big thumbs down, booing like everybody is.
<v Speaker 1>They wanted to go backstage and be Jeff Hardy, I know.
<v Speaker 2>Who as the most mad fan here. I'll go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>So they go to a pre tape.
<v Speaker 1>Jesse Neil is training to be a wrestler and Rhino
<v Speaker 1>is training him.
<v Speaker 2>Yea, and he sucks. That's his Gimmickry sucks, and he sucks,
<v Speaker 2>he suck.
<v Speaker 1>He sucks so bad. Mike Today says, all right, enough
<v Speaker 1>of that.
<v Speaker 2>We hear something's going on in the back that middle
<v Speaker 2>of the video packs I've ever seen that before. Middle
<v Speaker 2>of video Packer says, hey, we got something else going
<v Speaker 2>on here. We're gonna go to JB. And we go
<v Speaker 2>backstage and JB says, oh, what the fuck? And it's
<v Speaker 2>Steiner and Booker attacking Lashley and Foley and Foley's office.
<v Speaker 2>Steiner is holding a big frame photo of Mick Foley
<v Speaker 2>that he took off the wall.
<v Speaker 1>He's beating mcfuley with he just learned about this segment, all.
<v Speaker 2>Right, making two minutes. Snyder's gonna kick the shit out
<v Speaker 2>of you, man. So they're kicking their ass and then
<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, Kurt full sprints off screen. Note
<v Speaker 2>clip runs in and hits Bobby Lashley with a pipe
<v Speaker 2>and then runs away. And then they're checking on someone
<v Speaker 2>in the bench. Just get a doctor. Lashley's out cold.
<v Speaker 2>So lash Lely's fucked here. You got here with a pipe?
<v Speaker 1>And beer Money was attacking the main event mafia.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we're back from commercial. Beer Money's fighting them
<v Speaker 2>in the hallway. Uh. They brawl into the locker room
<v Speaker 2>and Steiner and Booker t start getting up on beer
<v Speaker 2>Money and then the lights go out in the locker room.
<v Speaker 2>Nice then, yeah, like that is odd.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was gonna lead to something else where
<v Speaker 1>beer Money was gonna come out. It was gonna be
<v Speaker 1>like a bigger tag than it was before.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that would have been good.
<v Speaker 1>So no, So Kurt and Kevin come out here, and
<v Speaker 1>obviously Lashly and Folly do not come out here because
<v Speaker 1>they were just attacked.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they do Lastly's music and they even do the
<v Speaker 2>ring instruction for Lashley, but no one comes out, and
<v Speaker 2>they cut to Kurt, who is in the ring whistling
<v Speaker 2>very innocently, ring Kurtz. I mean, Kurt's fucking amazing. Yeah
<v Speaker 2>he's this How is he the best at everything? Like
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Just takes it by the horns.
<v Speaker 2>There's no aspect of this sport that he's not good at.
<v Speaker 2>Foley's music hits and he also gets an introduction. Kurt's
<v Speaker 2>checking his fingernails and Foley doesn't come out, and Nash
<v Speaker 2>looks confused, and Kurt tells the reff to raise their hands.
<v Speaker 2>So he's slick, Johnson, I think is The referee goes
<v Speaker 2>to raise their hands and then bag Bag fully limps
<v Speaker 2>his ass out on the ramp. He got his ass whooped,
<v Speaker 2>and now he has to have a handicapadge.
<v Speaker 1>I thought Foley was gonna get his ass kicked the
<v Speaker 1>ramp too. I thought, like the rest of the name
<v Speaker 1>event mafia is gonna come out and kick his ass
<v Speaker 1>me too. So it's a handicap match. Yeah, two on
<v Speaker 1>one angle and Nash versus Mick, and I mean Foley
<v Speaker 1>gets his fucking ass whooped.
<v Speaker 2>They dog walk him. They like, it's not even like
<v Speaker 2>a because there's like ten minutes. It's like a ten
<v Speaker 2>minute match. It feels like here, and they take their time,
<v Speaker 2>they get their heat on them they i mean, Fully
<v Speaker 2>gets a little bit like or he sends Kurt into
<v Speaker 2>five turn buckles. Uh, but then they kick the shit
<v Speaker 2>out of him. They throw him into the stairs, like
<v Speaker 2>just kick the shit out of them.
<v Speaker 1>So Nash comes in and gets Folly the work in
<v Speaker 1>the corner. Fully finds an opening and hits a double
<v Speaker 1>arm DDT on Kurt angle. Yes, Fully then takes out
<v Speaker 1>his unidentified sock.
<v Speaker 2>Who is that he's it's the trademark sock? Is he British?
<v Speaker 1>Is this the British guy.
<v Speaker 2>I did they always do that? They never called it Socco.
<v Speaker 2>I never noticed.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I noticed either, or maybe I'm just
<v Speaker 1>it's just not something I would remember.
<v Speaker 2>But that's sure. Yeah, dude, identified sock is so fucking funny. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>falls out that trademark sock and he does the mandible clothes.
<v Speaker 2>Who is that? Who is that? Man? Hey, we gotta
<v Speaker 2>paint him track fire Spider Man. We gotta pay the sock.
<v Speaker 3>So Folly takes that sock. Yeah, that golden sock.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah big, ain't it? Oh? Man taste, It's so hurt
<v Speaker 2>for Buddy the fire Socco. That's funny. Sorry, make can't
<v Speaker 2>afford your trademark, so sorry, we're a package deal. Well
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna throw you at the sock off the stage.
<v Speaker 1>So Folly takes the sock and puts it in Angle's
<v Speaker 1>mouth and then Kevin Nash comes in and he hits
<v Speaker 1>a boot. Damn, this guy can't get nothing. Ankle locks
<v Speaker 1>in the fucking ankle lock.
<v Speaker 2>On this dude.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, holy fuck man, what the great Vonda ship
<v Speaker 1>out of this dude. He stays in it for a while,
<v Speaker 1>fully goes to tap out, but the lights go out.
<v Speaker 2>Holy ship. Just like in the locker room. He's got
<v Speaker 2>fucking the electric man is here.
<v Speaker 1>And oh my god, Stings music, Hits Sting is in
<v Speaker 1>the crowd. He points at him, lights go out again.
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Lashley's in the ring. I'll be a son of
<v Speaker 1>a bitch.
<v Speaker 3>So Bobby Lashlee is in the ring and he's shit.
<v Speaker 2>Can's angle.
<v Speaker 1>He spears Kevin Nash. Then, by the way, I mean, hey,
<v Speaker 1>be a good brother about this one. All right, he
<v Speaker 1>took care of the bing drop in the title. All right,
<v Speaker 1>I care a lot about this one. So he spears
<v Speaker 1>Nash and Mick Foley pins Kevin Ashney wins the Legends title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a huge win for DNA. He's got
<v Speaker 2>the Legends title, which was held by all the Legends.
<v Speaker 2>Of course. Yes, that's right, Nick, don't worry. We're gonna
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna give you the title. We're just gonna kick
<v Speaker 2>your ass for like six months. We're gonna give you
<v Speaker 2>the title. Oh that's awesome. Here's the Legends.
<v Speaker 1>Title and we're gonna kick your ass again.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so folly win's the fucking belt. Don Well says,
<v Speaker 2>no way, this could not stand, and they celebrate with
<v Speaker 2>the Legends title. Uh Kurk grabs the world title and
<v Speaker 2>hugs it tight, and today on commentary says it's top
<v Speaker 2>for TNA to take back control. And then we get
<v Speaker 2>the TNA Wrestling Cross the Line outro bumper there, which
<v Speaker 2>I always thought was cute. End the two hundredth episode
<v Speaker 2>of A TENA Impact. Yeah, man, well yeah, that is
<v Speaker 2>a I mean, I don't know if I had a
<v Speaker 2>good time watching it, like there's fun stuff. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if I could say it was a good show though.
<v Speaker 3>Did you know what's crazy about this? I was just like,
<v Speaker 3>go scroll my notes to him, like there was like
<v Speaker 3>no X Division mentioned or feature or anything about the
<v Speaker 3>X Division on this.
<v Speaker 2>Show, Tony, I know, but come on, fucking in Vision
<v Speaker 2>Champ at this point.
<v Speaker 3>Did I have no idea you could tell me it's
<v Speaker 3>any Suicide? Maybe? I don't know. I'm just guessing.
<v Speaker 2>Homicide is the champion as of this show and then
<v Speaker 2>loses it to Joe at the pay per view. Oh okay,
<v Speaker 2>so Joe wins after losing Let's go get some course,
<v Speaker 2>and then Joe loses a month later to Amazing Red. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>but that is it for the two hundredth episode of
<v Speaker 2>Impact that July thirty, two thousand and nine. And that
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