FWF Season 2 PPV6 MAJORFEST! - FROM THE VAULT

Welcome everyone, Commissioner David C. Anderson. Here at ringside As, the
Figure Wrestling Federation presents the wrestling extravaganza of all time, Major Fest. What's
off everybody? Hello and welcome two major fast. We did it. Oh
beautiful for spacious skies, for Ramsa or lountan majesty for the fluity of happy
car Go Sharies, gratuly and I too metable from se to shine. She's
your host, the most professional wrestler, Brian Myers. What's up everybody along
here? I have the owner and creative mind behind the Thrill's own brand.
Well, not just one creative mind. If you saw our Q and A
yesterday, Max mass Master joined us. Well not yesterday, but last month
the bonus pod Max mass Master joined us. We answer some questions. There
is two creative minds. Shout out to him before we get underway. Here
a major fest. But I am here Smart Mark Sterling Square and Silver Bowlsville,
Jackson Wrestling, Bigger collecting and the soul creative mind behind. That's right,
the Turmoil brand. The one man booking team. I don't need a
whole you know, a whole team. I don't need a booking committee.
I'm not reading all somebody else's notes. I'm just closing my eyes or staring
into space, sitting out, sitting out by your pool like Vince's to do
it right, and just dreaming up these dream matches, these scenarios, these
storylines. This is the biggest paper through the year, Major Fest two.
Uh Is this the last incarnation of this f w F. I don't know.
I don't know if we can go another season with these superstars. Mark
and I were discussing on that bonus pod. There's not much meat on the
bone when you get blue Meani and Adam Bo. Like we were thinking,
oh, we'll use these shells, but they're not coming out the thrills.
Yeah, and I mean like we technically have wrath, so he could have
been I almost turned him into an atom bomb custom before these bone crushers were
made. But I don't know what other figure lines you could do a figure
fed with the proper way with the figure photography. I'm certainly not displaying or
undisplaying by l janz er Has Bros. I'm not buying new ones and I'm
not buying beaters. No. I used to say, I can't believe that
you guys wouldn't do a Hasbro one, But after doing a season, I
realize how difficult it would be and kind of lame to do the photography.
Plus there's nobody to like intermingle with that. They're all the same, right,
yeah, and you don't want to like mess up a skinner to for
a It's just like, no, it's not as good. It would be
irresponsible. Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're here the whole FWF
season one. I guess they'd on Patreon, but it's on the main podcast
podcasts and this is season two. It was a little different twist this this
season with just the pay per views. I mean, obviously it's way better
way we're entertaining with the weekly TVs. We just don't have the time for
it. We're not living I mean, we are living in a pandemic still,
but it's not like how it was when we started, where the world
was completely shut down and we had nothing to do. When you were tell
let Broski's like I would. We would record the podcast, both podcasts,
and then I would stay up until four in the morning just doing the pictures
because I had nothing to do on Tuesday, which is like I had nothing.
There was No, the Monday, Tuesday, the days that we didn't
exist. Every day was just it was like there was just nothing. Work
out by your pool, take some pictures of figs. It was so easy.
But now I can't. It's impossible. But we're here now, Major
Fest two. Sorry for the slight delay, but we didn't want to rush
it. It figured we might as well marble last week. But also we
intendedly had it planned for yesterday as we're recording this, but you know,
flight changes and all that stuff. So here we are. Oh, b
knic is still stuck in Orlando as of this recording. No, really,
yeah he didn't get a different. Come on, dude, he was just
at the airport. I got canceled. I don't know if you saw this,
but check this out, Brian. Remember the segment last month where Santa
Claus came out? Did iris make that? Look at this it's rock had
underneath the Santa Claus. Get this unbelievable. That's really impressive. That's pretty
cool. But we're here now. Mind. Originally I was like, ah,
I bet you I have some sort of like stand a statue I'll just
use as the stand in. Yeah, you gotta do all right, all
right, so no real time limits here, Yeah, no time limits,
but let's not go forever. Yeah, I kind of really had nothing to
do here because I don't even have to give the times just you know,
laugh and uh sure, I'm going to change the view right now. If
you're watching this on Patreon, because you have that option, I'm going to
change the view to speak of you, so you're just seeing full screen Broskie.
All right, all right, you guys ready to tay a special opening
video, all rude unshots of your favorite superstars walking in the dark Smokey Alley
with Schricher them doing their signature moves in the ring. We're finally here for
the second time ever live from Hollywood, California. It's time. It's time.
It's time for Major Fest. Wegging around to Major Fest to line on
the turboil President Smack Cardona and we are here for the most major event of
the year, Major Fest for Season finale. We have incredible matches. Every
single title is on the line, and let's go to our opening contests,
which is the Fatal La match for the FWF Tag Team Championship. Last month
you saw it, Skip and Bob the Body Dinas made their debut and won
the FWF Tag Team Championships. Coming on first are Coming a Ring by Sonny,
There, Skips and Bob four two Body Donnas three f w PAS two
Champions, Hella, Skip and Bob the Body Donnas the new tag team Champions.
Remember Sonny dropped her top last month and distracted dl O. He's been
waiting since. He's been waiting for that bous and smoking about all right,
outcome the Dudley Boys, outcome Test an album from DNA, and out come
the Headbangers ding meaning, all right, what a great fatal four way match.
We're at the final moments of the match. It's Skip and Mash on
the top rope. Skip with the top rope power, Bob Tomash one two
Thrasher makes a safe in comes Bob kicking the gun. Alabama slam to Thrasher
from behind, Bubba with the Bubba Bomb to Bob. Wait a minute,
here comes here comes Albert with the Baba Bomb to Bubba. Here comes d
Lo I'm sorry, Here comes Devon uh uh. Here comes Albert with a
big clothesline. Divon ducks hissed RUPs with that flying spinning back elbow. Wait
a minute, here comes Test with a big boot. It comes Bob,
a big boot to Bob, a big boot to Thrasher Test. He goes
over to the lifeless Devon Dudley. He picks him up, pump handle slam.
Divon slips behind. Wait a minute, three tests, three to the
Test. In comes Bob charging Bubba into a body slam. Oh he grabs
his legs. T Von goes sits up. Why that? Why up?
They hit that big head butt. Wait a minute. Here come Test and
Albert back in two clothes lines the Dudley's duck double cactus line over the top.
That leaves. That leaves Marsh and Skip with Skip's got the tag team
title. He swings in it. Mash Marsh ducks kick him in the gut,
sticks him in the power up for the stage. Time. Oh no,
Sonny gets on the apron again. We're gonna see this again. Wait
a minute. He drops, Skip goes over to Sonny. Sonny slaps him.
He catches the slap. Wait a minute. Here comes Skip from behind
with the tag team title. Bush moves out the way. He now signing
with the tag team title. Skip turns around kicking the gun. Wait a
minute, thrashes climb on the top, come um leg up stage side on
two. Who are your winners? And Dobby A tag team chamberons, I
mean that rush yeah, Rusher Rod banners off in a universe bad beers a
rule after the real Tag Team Champis at tonight they won the Turboo Earth w
F Tag Team CHAMPI Chips wif must have done some politics on the other night
Cash was the one who shut up Cash and Creator. The following contest is
a handicap match for one ball bringing the rules down the riisle, Rod Simmons,
Bradshaw, Papa Shango. Here come the rocking right to Papa Shangle.
They will be taking on the Brothers of Destruction. All right, outcomes Kane,
outcomes the Big Red Machine. Where is his brother? Where is his
brother? Oh? You know what time it is? Under take an American
badass run and don to ing the Brothers in Destruction on the same page with
a common enemy. Papa Shangro and the Acolytes sing meaning all right, everyone
is fighting on the outside of the ring. Undertaker in the ring, his
RUPs, the Big Undertaker dive on the big pile. He hits the Undertaker
dive on the big pile. He rolls in Faruke. Undertaker steps over the
top Roup to Fruk but gets the spy. Bust Up gets him. That's
Bybuster. He hooks him up in the Dominator. Undertaker lands behind him.
Wait a minute. Bradshaw slides in from that close line from Hell. Undertaker
ducks and he closed lines from Hell to Barok. Wait a minute. Kane
off the top up with the big Fly clothes line to Bradshaw. It comes
Papa Shango Doubledoozle double chunk slapped to Papa Shango, the Apa. The acolytes
feed up Undertaker with a tombstone to Aruk. At the same time k with
a tombstout to Bradshaw. Wait a minute, Papa Shango feeding in, kicking
the gun from the Undertaker. The last ride Bower momb one two three,
whos pain and the Undertaker bron burners um destruction. They did it, brod
brothers had destructions. They hung and they moved. You and Double Undertaker pose
shuddering respect, showing respect to one another. And they've gotta be shot respect
of ball Bear. You know they've gotta be show respect the ball Bear wherever
he is backstage, We see Sonny, We see Sonny just slapping skipping Bob.
You guys are a disgrace. I wanted to be with the real champion.
I want to be with the real men. You guys are fired,
Sonny. He just fires. Nobody got us very interesting. Up next is
the Vanishing Vault death match for the hard Core Championship. Here comes the challenger,
Here comes the challenger. Right now, they're human true Rex Mercu Taz.
Here comes Taz. He's a Radings opponent, the leader of TNA.
Jeff Jarrett with Debra. Remember it's a Hardcore title match. Anything goes to
win the match, you must put your opponent in the beetlejuice Vanishing Vault.
Uh with the final moments of the Matt Jeff Jair in the ring with the
guitar, swings in the task tas ducks and he lacks in the task mission.
He lacks in that task mission on Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett he with
a with his heel with a low blow, kicks back low blow to task
charges task headed arm, task plicks over the top rope. Jeff Jared hits
the floor. Taz rolls out, but Jeff Jared grabs the hardcore title from.
Deborah swings in the task in another task mission. He's got another task
mission on on Jeff Jared Debrah gets on, tasks back and rakes his eyes.
He rakes his eyes. Wait a minute, what's going on right now?
Jeff jar picks up the guitar again. He picks up the guitar one
more time. Here's mad of this. It's better than this with that creepy
big cruiser. He's riding out again, the creepy cruiser. Let's fucking go
my favorite Turmoil Superstar which Beetle Juice, the one from n Or, the
one for the movies, the one for the movie. Wait a minute,
what is going on here? Beetlejuice distracting Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett is locked
under the task mission. Oh yeah, from task task got the task mission
again on Jeff Jarrett. Japper from the hind with a low blow Jeff Jarrett.
Jeff Jarrett now takes the guitar, runs up the hood of the creepy
cruiser a smashest Beetle Juice with the guitar, he pulls tests on to the
creepy cruiser and gives him a stroke on the hood of the guitar. He's
now dragging him over. He's dragging him over now to the site. He's
dragging him over to the site of the vanishing vault. Wait a minute,
here come the dead lace. They're saving they're saving Task out come tested Albert,
big brawl. They're fighting. They're fighting through the crowd, the chat,
the chat. He see dumb, He see dump. He see dumb,
He see dub. The Dudleys were saving their friend Task. Wait a
minute, Jeff Jarrett takes a guitar. But it's not just any guitar.
It's what's that smell. He's smart. There's gasoline all over that guitar.
He likes the guitar on fire. He's gonna hit Task with the guitar on
fire. We're all of a sudden, Dreamer, Tommy Dreamer was back.
Young Tommy Dreamer is back. Play the shirt. He's coming up, saving
his friend Tas remember Dreamer lost the task in the first month. Wait a
minute, Jeff Jarrett swings the guitar. All right, Tommy Dreamer Dreamer Ducks
takes the flaming guitar from Jeff Jarrett. Buddy Else ties with it. He
Else ties of it task both right into that batist ball. Temmy Tommy Dreamer
help, but Jeff Jack closed the vault. He rips off his E c
W shirt. Dreamer is wearing a TNA shirt dinging winner. Here's your winner
and still hardcourt chrippion. We haven't had here, Jeff Jeff Jared, the
last outlaw. Jeff Jared is still the hardcore Champion with help of the newest
member of TNA, Tommy Dreamer. Timmy Dreamer turned us back, turned us
back on e cwtas Wow, that's not believable. Tommy would never be a
heel. But keep going. All right, we go backstage. We're backstage.
It's the Hollywood back lot brawl. Gold Dust and d fighting everywhere,
fighting all over the backlots, into the dumpster, you know, just brawling
everywhere. The referee tried to restore some order. Eventually, Delo Brown.
Delo Brown throws throws gold us into that dumpster. Where's he going? Where's
he going? He's getting into gold dust, gold convertible. He's getting into
that gold convertible. Marks out of his marks out of a man attention the
gold convertible. That's gold convertible from Last Action Hero he gets in it,
He's gonna run over gold Dust, but Godless smooths out of the way and
de Loo crashes right into that dumpster. Gold Dust pulls Delo Brown out and
he smash his face into the hood of the car. He sets him up
in a curtain call, but Telo lands behind him and he smashes his face
into the hood of the car, charging gold Dust with a power slam onto
the hood of the car. He's picking up Telo, but Tlo gives him
a low blow. Delo gives him a low blow. He throws he throws
gold Us into the side of that car. He opens the car door,
smash it on his head. He smashing his head and he smashed us head
one last time. The references back up to the old stops up. He
pushed the referee away. That just kicks that car door head in. Cut
the car door right to the head of gold Dust. He starts walking away.
He's walking backstage. The camera is following him all the way to backstage.
Because remember the rules of this matter are simple. It starts in the
backlock, but you have to pin your opponent in the ring. The camera
is following d Low backstage, follow him through. He's going through the crowd.
You see him going through the concession stands all the way down. A
couple of minutes have passed. Dl Brown rolling in the ring telling the referee
rais his head, there's no way that gold Dust is gonna continue. There
is absolutely no way gold Dust is gonna continue the referee. He's whispering something
to the ring ouncer. Gold does has to the count of turn to make
his way into the ring. If he does not make his way to ringside,
the winner of this match will be d Lo Brown. All right,
the red countin one two, Come on, go, let's make it out
here. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine.
Wait a minute is going out there? Stand at rods hoday, we're custom
run after rose. He slides in. He ducks Delo's punch, jab jab
jab oh, I had a gabow. Delo feeds in the corner. Shoot
reversing to the corner, Delo charging dustin roads puts on a big brute,
sits on the top of about the second roup, big bulldog, and he
picks up. D Loo hits up with the turn call one two orders on
the hood. That ball word natural so stood. It's hard from high he's
used to the quick ward dup changes. Oh yah, there you go.
He's the son of a son. Guys, great custom here by Dave Will
thanks. What is the head pure repaint? Gold dust? Wow? Pure
repaint doesn't really look like gold straight painted, but great job. Wow.
The following contest is a t l C match for the f w F Turmoil
Interstate Championship. Come in. There are first the Inner State Tribune who Russia
and RT under Edge and Christian remember their story arc from last season with the
whole season trying to become the par team champions. They don't brew it.
They do in the first pay per view of this season. I think Christian
just turns on Edge it becomes the Interstate champion. But now Gangrel has interjected
himself in this feud, this bred feud, if you will, and it's
a triple threat TLC match for the Interstate Championship. All right, outcomes Gangrel,
outcomes Edge. Guys. This match is chaotic. There are weapons,
ladders, tables, chairs everywhere. There are four tables still set up on
the ramps side. There's a table set up in the ring. There's a
ladder in the ring. There's a ladder in between the guardrail and the apron.
It's just chaotic. It's chaotic. Gangrel in control with the chair,
nailing Christian nailing Edge with the chair, putting them, putting the chairs down.
He's looking for a double double impaler DDT. But they gi him a
double back dump and said to each bag of the chair, should they do
for old time's sake? Cood cherote to the Gangrel, but then Christian just
smashes Edge with a chair. He puts the chair down. He's going for
that that un prettier onto the chair, but Edge pushes Christian into that that
table in the corner. Christian stops himself, turns around, Spirit through that
time of my Edge. U Spirit through the table by Edge. Edge slowly
climbing up the ladder now going for the interstate title. Gangrel making his way
slowly climbing up. They're fighting on the top of that ladder, fighting on
the top of that ladder. Eventually, Edge takes Gangrel's head and smashes it
on the top of the ladder. Uh. Gangrel drops a couple of runs.
Edges hands oh on that title. He's gonna win the top. But
Christian uses the steel chair as a low blow to edge. Edge drops down.
Christian climbing. Now he's holding on to that interstate town. But Gangrel
he must have the blood from that gabblet in his mouth, and he he
sprays it into Christian's eyes. He sprays it to Christian's eyes. Now Gangrel
is trying to climb. Now he's trying to reach for that title. Christian
doesn't know where he's at, but he's trying to reach with the title.
But Edge takes the ladder and he dumps it. Christian dumps all the way
to the floor. Gangrel hinds himself on the top rope and now Gangrel is
feeding up. He's selling up. He's in between, he's in between the
guardrail and the apron. Wait a minute, Edge his the rupes goes first
spear through bee light of it. Gangrel touches him. He catch him before
he makes it through the ropes. He walks him out with it. Appallor
dt through the ladder. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, everyone
is selling. Gangrel slides in. He's slowly climbing up. Christian slides in
the ladder. He's slowly climbing up that other ladder. They're fighting in the
tolpe of those ladders. Christian pulls Gangrel down by the hair with the reverse
DDT off the top of the ladder. Unbelievable. Everybody's selling, we're a
getting instant, replays. Christian takes the ladder. He's climbing up slowly.
He's climbing up slowly. But Gangrel takes the ladder and while Christian his feet
are on the top, runs and he's bringing it to one side of the
ring. On the other side of the ring, Edge has setup ladder.
He climbs to the top. Christian's feet get released. Edge off the top
of the ladder with us spear unbelievable. As spear wait to mate. Gangrel
takes Edge with an appeal of DDT on top of that steel chair. Everybody
is down. All three men are down. Gangrel is the first of his
feet gets on that ladder. He's climbing up. He's climbing up. It's
gonna be Gangrel's time. He has his hands on that inter State title.
But Edge and Christian slowly look at each other. They pick up two chairs.
Good cherto to the ladder, sending it over. Gangrel goes through four
tables on the outside unbelievable through all those tables on the outside. Now Christian
just low blows Edge kicks them right in the balls, smash them the head
of the chair, and he gives them a chair toe. There was that
that that chair on the ground Edge sold on top of and he just smashed
his head on top of that. When he picks up Edge and he dumps
him out of the ring, he climbs up that ladder very slowly, facing
the hardcam very slowly. The fans are brewing. Edges out, Dangrell is
out. Christian is about to unhook that championship, but we just see him
streaming in pain. The camera zooms out. Edge hit him in the back
with a chair wrapped in bobed wire. Now he's bringing Christian down, nails
him with the chair again wrapped in barbed wire. Christian selling onto that steel
chair on the matt Edge looking into that hardcame of that devil sprit and he
uses that barbed wire steel chair to give him a good chair to one last
time. There's blood oozing out of Christian's head. You Edge takes the ladder
places it over Christians, so Christian is trapped. He climbs up slowly.
He climbs up slowly and he unhooks the championship. We have a new interstate.
Here's your winner. It's her, say Chapin. H Age s the
feeder. The other members of the brood. He beat his brother Christian.
He beat that well, let's end his time. Edge is the future of
f w F. The following contest is set for one fall. All right,
here comes aiger with China, the new the new it couple of WF.
But we saw last month Billy Gun returned, but not mister ass the
one Billy Gun. There comes the one Billy Gun with the short hair,
making his return to f w F. Who will China sidewich Eddie or her
past love interest the one Billy Gun? All right, ding meaning and Billy
Gunn circling China gets on the apron. She gets on the apron. They're
both looking. They're both looking, Eddie says Ma Masita, but she shakes
his head no and says oh, Billy. Billy Gunn comes over starts making
out with China, but China jumps off the apron with a hag man,
chunking Billy out on the top rope. Billy gets rolled upy Eddie what two
three? Here is your winner, Eddie Cororo. It was a plaid all
along Yeddie rolling out, he's smiling, he's smiling. Eddie Guerrero winning the
Love of China. What a quick upset win live shooting seal, Eddie Gurel
victorious a major fests all right. Up next is the falls count Anywhere matteran
Commissioner Shane McMahon and Jeff Hardy. This match is chaotic. Jeff Hardy in
the corner, sitting down. Jeff Hardy has a a trash can in front
of his face. Shane McMahon co it's the coast with that big drop kick
pulling out Jeff. One two, Jeff kicks out. Shane can't believe it.
He rolls Jeff into the middle of the ring, puts the trash can
on him, goes to the top rope. What's that shooting star press?
But Jeff Hardy moves out of the way, crashing bird and a twist of
fate. One two. Shane McMahon desperation, gets his foot on the rope
and rolls out of the ring. Jeff Hardy rolls out with him, picks
him a piece of that the top piece of that ring step and he nails
Shane McMahon with it. Places Shane on the bottom of the ring steps,
climbs to the top rope. Here's the swat top Bobby Shane moves out of
the way. Oh my god, you hear that thud. Shane McMahon goes
to the cover one two. Jeff Hardy kicks out Seane McMahon with a front
face lock, dragging Jeff Hardy's lifeless body to the ramp. He sets up
a table. He's about to put Jeff Hardy on the table, but Jeff
smacks his arms away, kicking the gut twist the fate on the ramp.
He puts Seane McMahon on the table, goes into that that crate and he
pulls out an extra top rope and he's he's wrapping Shae McMahon around the table
with that top rope. Puts another table on top of the table. Shane
McMahon is sandwiching between. What's Jeff Hardy doing? He looks up, He
looks up. He's climbing the turmoil tron. He's climbing the turmoil tron.
He puts the guns to his head and he hits the swat time, Bob
off the Top, through the tables, through Shaye McMahon the cover one,
two three. Here is your winner, Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy has done
it. Jeff Hardy has defeated Shane McMahon. All right, we're backstage with
the FWF champion, Hollywood Hulkogan, who's on his hog. Yo, Dude,
on his dock. I've been running this company since day one, dude,
and these nWo dudes think they can destroy Hollywood. Brother, That's never
gonna happen, Dude. I'm in my new hometown, Hollywood, California.
Dude. I'm the fan favorite, dude, and tonight I'm going to win.
I'm going to keep my nWo world title, dude. And the next
season, I'm gonna do what everyone wants me to do. I'm gonna start
a new new New World Order, dude. Because when you're n w O,
when you're nWo, you're nWo for life. From room room. Wait
a minute, that's not Hogan's hog. That's another hog from rom rom room
room from room. Wait a minute, that's all a flats of that what
that's all out flats and a dog who looks right at Hogg says, Asta
la vista baby from a drive off. All Right, I almost contacted Arnold
Swartzen editor to appear on my major festcod thing. I didn't. Wow,
that would have been an issue. S. The following contest is the major
dream match. Figure his way down the aisle. First, Bill Goldberg.
This is it the match you've always wanted to see, Bill Goldberg versus stove
cold Steve Austin. All Right, out comes Austin. This match listen,
Let's let's face it. It is not a work rate match. It is
a absolute slugfest, back and forth action. Eventually, Goldberg goes for the
jackammer, Austin slips out kicking the gun, goes for the stunner, but
Goldberg pushes him into the referee, but Austin STAPs himself. Turn around,
Spirit to Austin, but Austin proofs spirit to the referee. What is going
on? Kicking the gut stunner. There's no ref. There's no ref.
There's no ref. To crouchat in one two three, but there's no ref.
Here comes another official, sliding in one two. Goldberg kicks out.
Austin is pissed. He flips off that referee and kicks him in the gut.
Start up to that referee turns around spear. Goldberg picks him up jackcamer,
but there's no referee again the croucht in one two three first, Austin
should have one now Goldberg. Here comes another official, sliding in one two.
Austin kicks out Goldberg's piste. Goldberg is pissed. He picks up at
a gorilla press slam and he throws him onto the referee who's outside, turns
around, kicking the gut stunner. No push off spear. Goldberg picks him
up here to the jackcamer. Austin he lands behind him, hooks in the
million Dollar dream. The million Dollar dreamers locking on Goldberg. Goldberg rolls him
off towards the corner. He charges ghost this spear. Austin moves, he
eats the post. He's the post, turns around kicking the gun stutter.
Goldberg doesn't go down, kicking the gut another stunner. Goldberg doesn't go down.
One last kick of the gut flips him off, start a three stunners.
The third referee was originally the first referee, wakes up with the slow
count. One two three. Who is your winner of the Major Dream Match?
Cold Cold Steve A stand often has done it. So called Steve Oston
has won the Major Dream Match. He's gone on all four buckles. He's
drinking the bear here, He's drinking the beer. He sees Goldberg. He
drowns a bear Gol, bringing Austin both drinking some Beer's a bear mash gol
bringing Austin Goll. Bring it off to with that mutual respect. The following
contest is a submission match. Oh my God, outcomes Chris Jericho, the
man who debuted last year, shocked the world at Turmoil and then shocked the
world by screwing Brett Hart. And he even beat up Prette Heart's mom and
dad, Stuard Helen Unri. Here comes the excellence of Execution, the man
who won the Collusion Collision match, but gave up his spot to wrestle in
front of his mom and dad. Only that Jericho screw him all right?
Uh, Jericho off the top rope with a missile dropkick, but Brett Hart
catches him here to a sharp shooter. He's got him in a sharp shooter.
He's got him in. Will Jericho tap? Will Jericho tap? No.
Jericho gets to the ropes one two three, Brett Brett releases, he
knows the rules. Brett baby face. Brett knows the rules, releases.
Jericho just tied up in the ropes. The referee won't let break out to
him. Brett finally makes his way around, but Jericho pokes him in the
eyes and it's a bulldog goes to the lion salt, but Brett puts up
his knees, but Jericho catches it. Here to the the liar Tamer.
He's got him in the lion Tamer. He's got him in the lion Tamer.
Brett makes it to the ropes one two, three four. Jericho walks
him out. He didn't break Brett Hart. Brett was a good guy.
Broke. Jericho is not breaking. Will Brett Hart submit? Will Brett Hart
cement ding ning ning, Wait a minute, the referee saying, No,
I didn't ring the bell. I didn't ring the bell. The camera zooms.
It's Sonny from the Rods War four Pack it off, Pink, She
rang the bell. Jericho's like, what's going on? She slides the bell
in between Jericho's legs. Bred Hart picks it up and it cracks Jeracho with
the rig bell. Jarco busts it up and locks in the sharp shooter.
He locks in that sharp shitt of the referee, raising Jericho's hand once twice,
three times, ding Ning Ning, Who is your winner? Other submission
match? Brutt shit Man Heart, Brett Hitman Heart. I guess he's gonna
experience some sunny days. Bred Hart with Sunday, Bret Hart with Sunday Sunny
needed a new man. It appears she's the new manager of the Hitman.
Who is a new attitude? Is he a body contest? What's up?
Is Brett Hart a body? Donna No? No, she she she she
quit the body of new new new body Donna Well speaking of new new world
order. The Bolly Contest is the main event with the w F Championship.
Begging his way down the aisle, first the Giant, the Giant. Last
month he pushed over the turmoil Sean od to Hogan, Od to Brock.
This could be his chance. He would be the first man in history to
win the world title. A thrill zone and turmoil and his opponent if I
can find it, smoking a cig yeah, o'h back the next big thing
Barack lesnar remember last month, Brock went through everybody in that six pack challenge,
even hit that shooting Star pressed on the Giants through the table. They
were both eliminated. That's why they're both in this match. And their opponents.
Here's the f w World WA Champion, Hollywood Whole Hoo again, Hogan
Superstar the Year last year, multiple time f WF Champion, but the nWo
explodes tonight once and gral. This match is pure chaos. It is unbelievable,
better than anything over on that roll Zone brand. Eventually, Hogan and
Brock lesner with a big double souplex to the Giant, but the Giant no
sails it, gets up double goosele double chunk slam, He covers Brock one
two, Brock kicks out. He covers Hogan one two. Hogan kicks up,
but Holga starts the Hulk up. Hogan starts the Hulk up with the
fans or they're finally behind Hogen. Hogan with the YU the Black Punch Punch
Punch Punch, shoots the Giant off Big Booth. The Giant doesn't go down,
shoots them up again Big Booth. The Giant doesn't go down, so
Hogan motions for the body slam. Everybody slabs the giant shoots the rope,
look drop, this is it one two? But Brock breaks it up by
grabbing out to Hugan, picking them up. Souplex city a German, another
German, three German suplexes. He picks up Hogan. Yeah, five to
Hogan. Wait a minute, here comes the giant with a goozle. The
Brocklesler laughs behind, kicking the gun an F five on to Hogan. They're
laying next to each other. Brock looks up, looks at the top rope,
climbs to the top rope, double stodicks dot press. What is going
on here? What? Two? Stay? Huge shot winner and o FWF
world lem me wait champions Hurrah? Who Lesner? What are the definitive winds?
Beat Hulk Hogans beat the giants? He is the new FWF champion.
Brock Lesner the faith of turmoil. He's absolutely unstoppable. The Giant walking to
the back. But Hogan, Hogan is in the ring. Now Hogan has
the championship and he has it. He has in the brock Lesner. They
hug. They raised their arms up. Wait a minute, like a signing.
What's going on here? The fast start throwing garbage into the ring.
He's just beating up Hogan. He's just beating up Hogan. That gives him
one less F five the fashion booooooo, what has going up? Brockets on
the mic. There's nobody in the goddamn dressing room that can beat the next
big thing. I'm the most dominant superstar, I'm the beast. I challenge
anybody right now for my f WF championship. Oh my god, brockless,
where's the title? Challenging? Somebody challenging anybody that cannot be good? Who
is gonna accept? Who is gonna accept this challenge? Coming down? My
god? He slides on the RG singing ning warrior clotheslied warrior clothesline. Oh
no, the warrior clothes and the warrior goes to hard camp shaking the ropes.
He picks up brock Lesser corella press lab. He hits the ropes,
jumps over, Black, hits the ropes again, goes to the press lab,
but Black moves out of the way, taking the gun at five one,
two three, Who is your with her? Roducks beat the brock Who
is there? Oh my god? Burnt black Lessner beats Hogan, beats the
Giant, and now he's just beat a former. After we have Champion the
Ultimate Warrior. He gets on the mic again like I said, I am
the beast. I am not only the next big thing, I am the
fucking big thing. I challenge anybody in the back who's got the balls to
take on me? What's going on? Who's it gonna be? That's a
hostad, that's host sad? And is that cu shutting a straight gear?
Austin coming out? Austin coming out? He slides the ring ding n ning.
Brocktowes a wild clothesline. Austin ducks. Brock keeps to the rope.
Here he lands up. That's pressed, lighting him up with the right hands.
He's sending Brock to the corner, kicking the gut, stopping a mudhole
on him. Brock Lesner feeding up, kicking the gun stunner. Wait a
minute, pushed off into the ropes, into the F five? What two
three? What is going on here? Who is showing her? That's too?
Ge w s world? Heb hight Champion Brock who is the brock Lesner
beat Hogan, beat the Giant, beat at the Warrior, Former champions beat
Austin, a former champion, gets on the mic again. This show is
not over yet. I am not done fucking up all these boys in the
back. I am the next big thing. I am the most dominant champion.
I will challenge anybody. What's going on here? We're waiting. We're
waiting for somebody to come out. The camera is on that entrance. Something
is gonna happen. Someone is gonna come out. Who is it gonna be?
We're waiting it. We can feel it. Somebody is gonna come out.
Who is it gonna be? That's a good right up? Here's right
and yged new boat Crutcher, Hogan with the tight eye tights, Hulk still
rules, Hulk with the you is coming out. Hogan is coming out here.
He's coming here, He's coming here. He steps in the ring,
signing ning wait a minute. Holgan blocks blackleasses, punch punch, punch punch,
sets them up, shoots them up, kicking the ws. I kicked
to the face. The big boot hits the big leg, drop one where
Brocklesser kicks out on one, kicks up of the gun. Five? What
two? Three? What is going on? God? Here? Show winners
and stu WF World Everywhere Champion, the ne'st big thing Black Lesler. He
gets on the mic one last time. He says, I've already proven I'm
the most dominant champion ever. I've beaten all the f w F Turmoil champions
in history. I beat Hogan twice, I beat the Giant, I beat
the Ultimate where I beat Stone Cold Steve Austin. This show is over when
I say it's over, and it's over right now. I am the greatest
f WF champion of all time. Wait a minute, whoo whooo, wait
a minute. That ambulance is backing into the arena. That's the ambulas we've
seen all season long. What is going on? What is going on?
I knew it, I know it. There's no comes Scott Cunners may Bapa
up, bag Baba Pap has returned. Here comes to the ring. He
comes to the ring. Fuck this, I'm mca up, said, ringing
the bell, Nick ning Ning Steiner line, Snider line, Sneider line.
He shoots them up a Francket Snider kicking the gut. Be oh my god,
that's Tider screwdriver. And he locks in here, he locks in,
He locks in the side of a clutter, loes their tops, lies their
taps, loes their taps. Who's your winner and oo f WF World World
Champion, Big Papa Pump, Scott Sterner, sider it Steiner, here's the
f w F champion you got some of mic He says, give me a
fucking mic They give him a fucking mic He says, Big Papa Pump,
here's your hooked up and your f WF World champion. Hola, by way,
that job amed, we all be a joint magic rest two? Good
eight. Wow, there's nobody left in the locker room. Steiner's back.
Uh really took advantage of that time limit. By the way, how far
how much over there was in an hour? Well forty five minutes at least.
Well, great job, Brosky. I did love the brock Lesnar thing
there at the end. I would have loved to see brock Lesnar do that
all season, beating seventeen people in the show. It's great. Scott Seiner
being back is awesome. The ambulance payoffs, all those I had the list
of all the surprise guys, those were all legal surprises. All right,
Okay, I'm ready to rock. Let's go all right, here we go
Major Fest for thrill zone m time, no beginning, no end, and
infinite procession that humbles our mortality. There are moments in life that transcend our
page memories crafted by gods among men, that defy time to forget them.
These are the moments that echoes through the ages, always heard, never to
grow old bard of will, christened with blood. They are testament to the
straw mighty Yemen make us voice o mortality, forge an indelible imprint in the
an host of time. The cognithic gods of ancient Greece. They may thrill
us, spire us, at times, make us angry, and they will
never let us forget them. Tonight is their knight, their man, their
moment of ultimate sacrifice. For this is their theater, their alter, their
chance for divinity. Welcome who Major Feast, the showcase of the immortals.
Welcome every one to Major Fast Flde from the PEPs Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts.
It used to be Gillette, now it's Paps. They spent a ton
of money to build a roof and heat that some bet because it's wintertime.
Baby. I am your host, smart Mark Stirling, and we have the
grand Papa of them all planned for you ten huge matches with six months of
builds, not according to Broski. Coming to a quote, Tonight, Rick
Blair takes on Beam Bembiglow, New Jack versus Cactus Jack rock Hard Steve Boston
takes on Owenhart for the Interstate title. Brols Mahoney looks to claim the Hardcore
Championship from Kurt Angle and in our main event we will see Macho Man,
Ready, Savage Wressel, the seemingly unfeatable Mark Henry, all that and much
more. Let's get to the first match. Also shout out to tophelf Troy
Nelson all season long giving me those great voiceovers. You know, I hate
to put him over, but that's one of my favorite parts. Right.
It's great, And Brian, we have one for every match, every match.
Come on, Taca mich versus Raymas Stereo, whoa a test of Pride,
A test of Will two Daredevil's One Open Challenge. For the first time
ever, Taca Michinoku will take on raymas Stereo Junior. Will it be the
West Coast Top or the Michinoku Driver that seals the deal? Tonight at nature
Fest here he comes, starting off major fest hot with a work great match.
Ray really big matches so far in his short time on Thrill Zone win
over former f WF champion and a victory over the They viewing Brian Christopher.
He wants to wrestle the best in the world, and he got it,
making his FWF debut the world renowned superstars Taca meet Gee No Coo. Taka
accepted the open challenge last month because he heard Ray say he wanted to wrestle
the best and betters in the world, and in some circles you could argue
that Taka is the top of the heap, the signa meaning. The match
starts slower than expected as the two competitors are feeling each other out. Taka
seems to have the better of Ray and takes him down to the mat,
but Ray builds momentum and lands a few lucha counters into arm drags, the
last one setting Taco to the floor. Ray springboards and hits a massive top
rope. Asayi Moon salt Taka's down, Ray rolls him back in and goes
to the pin one two kickout. Ray continues to build offense on Taka.
At one point Taka's in the corner. Ray charges, Taka catapults him over
his head, and Ray lands standing on the top rope. Standing. Taka
desperately shoves him to the floor and Ray lands gut first across the guard rail.
Ray seems to be hurt, but Taka takes advantage and hits the ropes.
He jumps to the top rope in one motion and springs off, landing
on Ray, who is still across the guardrail. Taco works on Ray's injured
ribs throughout the match, and then eventually he tempts a tilted world backbreaker,
but Ray reverses it into a flying head scissors. Taka lands on the ropes.
Ray lands a six to one to nine. He goes for the West
Coast pop, but it's countered into a power bomb one two kickout. Taka
calls for the Michinoku driver ber Ray slips behind and hops up into an electric
chair position. Ray goes for the victory role, Taka stops short lands in
a folding press one two, Taka grabs the ropes. Three. Oh my
god, Taka steals this one in a hot opening contest. We did not
expect this from the debuting star and you have to believe these two will meet
again. Next match The Nature Boy Rick Flair versus Bam Bam big Alove.
The House of Pain looks to change the nature of the Nature, stripping him
of everything that made him unique. One dead paid another one wager night we
find out is there closure and vengeance? As the Nature Boy Rick Flair goes
one on one with the Feast from the East. Bam Bam all right here
he is the House of Pain debt collector. He makes his way to the
ring. For months, this man, Bam Bam Bigelow absolutely tortured Rick Flair
because of the debts he owed to the House of Pain. You know,
Rick Flair likes to live it up, bet on matches, throw his money
around. Yeah, throwing his money around. Well, he got into trouble
and the House of Pain was there to keep him in trouble. But Rick
Flair hid on a big bet thanks to Balls Mahony, a bet that screwed
over the entire House of Pain. And now he's free, free to be
who time Nick Joe Boy. Here he is beautiful, toy biz robe.
He's revitalized. The Nature Boy Rick Flair. He looks great. He's look
and fly, but he's also very serious. He's here to kick Bam BAM's
ass for all the grief he put him through and his family too. We
get underwet nick nick nack. May Maam charges in immediately, but Flair dodges
and starts firing off with chops. Bam Bam seems unaffected by the chops,
you know, due to the gear, and they seem to be blocking the
shirt's kind of blocking it. So Flair punches him in the face and he
rips the top of Bam Bam over off and he lays in some chops.
Now Bam BAM's feeling it. Bammam's swinging wildly, but Flair is sticking and
moving like Muhammad Ali Fl's. Flaire heads to the top, but Bam Bam
catches him and looks to slam the nature boy off the top rope like we've
seen a million times, but Flair pokes him in the eye. Flair takes
to the Air cross body. He did it, he hit them, move
on too, kickout. Flair looks to get the figure for him Bamman,
but his legs are too big and Baman kicks him off. Flair takes a
shoulder to the post and now Bamman takes over, focusing on Flaire's shoulder.
The psychology over un throws O Bam Bam eventually heads up for the Moon Salt
to finish off Flair, but he crashes down, but Flair moves. Flair
sweeps the leg and goes for the figure for again. He can't get in
on Bammam. Flair looks frustrated. He can't put Bam Bam away. Bammam
lifts Flair out of nowhere and nails the Greetings from Asbury Park and he scales
the rope and he nails a diving head butt to Flair. Bammam clids her
rope again and he hits the Moon Salt. Three massive moves in a row.
That's it for Flair. One two. Flair kicks out. He kicks
out. Bammam is standing and Flair is getting to his knees. His knees.
Flair looks broken, he can barely keep his hands up. He's trying
to fight him off. Bam Bam lines him up and he says, I'm
sorry, but fuck you. He lunches at Flair spins. He lunches at
Flair. Flair spins behind him and pulls Bam Mam pants down. Bam Bam
has a man thong on. Flare rolls up one, two three. I'm
trying to figure out the logistics of that, because he definitely wears like the
well he ripped He ripped it off in the beginning for the chops, now
he pants them the dirtiest player in the game. Flair wins. He's been
redeemed. He not only beat Bamman, but he's he embarrassed him by exposing
his man thong to the world. Bam Man goes to chase Flair, but
he's tripping all over the place with his pants around his knees. We see
Balls mahoney in the back. He does not look like he's getting ready for
his match. He looks like he's been wearing the same clothes for the past
six months, which is definitely true. He picks up his phone in dows
in number. Hey, yeah, I need about ten fucking large pies with
about everything on him. Yeah that's correct. Yeah, the name's Balls and
you could deliver it to the paps arena. Yeah, just just come inside.
You'll you'll find me all right, thank you. Balls is ordering pizza,
shouldn't he be getting ready for his hard core teno match. We cut
to the ring. He wants that pizza. The Boogie Knights versus the Lawlor
Family. The self proclaimed King of Memphis tried his best to change the ways
of the beloved Bookie Knights, but in the end, the Knights look to
me and the King and his boisterous sigh. Are we heading to the gallows?
Or will we dance the Knight away? The Lawlers take on the Boogie
Knights next on Nature Fast Now, Introducing the special timekeeper for this next match,
Kevin Costner. It's Kevin Costner. He's got a huge movie coming out
next week, a Kevin Costa robin Hood Prince of Thieves figure that I have.
He's a huge wrestling fan. He really wanted to be part of this
mechtical robin Hood Prince of Thieves two is coming out next week Jemember. That
one, Yeah, Kevin Costler. The crowd's going wild. There's a young
Selby Sailor Toys in the front row flipping out. He's flipping out still all
right? Here comes the Lawler family for a grudge match of sorts. Lawler
spent all season trying to make the Boogie Knights cheat and be his disciples.
He wanted to change them to the Boogie Knights were the k and but it
didn't work and he had to call his own son in help. But they're
not alone. They wave out Bill Murray, star of the film Ghostbusters two.
He looks confused, but he's also friendly with the Lawlers. I guess
it's Bill Murray. Oh yeah. Here they come, flash funking disco inferno.
But they aren't alone either. They have Sigourney Weaver with them, Bill's
co stars from Ghostbusters too. She's having a ball, She's dancing with the
Fuggie Knights. Sigourney Weaver's here. Here's a way taller than the boat cutcher.
Costa rings, the belt, this is the this is the Hasbro Sigourney
Weaver. By the way, Hasbro so it fits perfectly. Costaer rings a
belt. This match is super fun. Boogies are in complete control, with
the whole stadium behind them, and at one point Lawler finds himself on the
outside near Sigourney. He goes to give her a kiss, has his eyes
closed. She ducks and Lawler gets drilled with a clothesline from disco. Boogies
are in control until Murray jumps up on the apron and distracts Funk long enough
for Christopher to come him down from behind. Lawlers are now in control,
and Weaver gets the crowd white hot and Funk is able to make the tag.
Disco clears house and Murray jumps up again. Costa has seen enough.
He runs over, pulls Murray off the apron, and he crashes to the
floor into confusion. The Boogies hit their finish on Christopher and Sigourney. Weaver
distracts Lawler with a little dance, and the Boogies get the victory. The
crowd's going insane. Funk holds the rope open for Sigourney. She comes in
there dancing. Here comes Kevin Costa. He's dancing Bill outside the ring.
Lawler is yelling at Murray. Swaller swings at Bill. Murray blocks nail Sweller
in the face. You gave the physicality. The Boogies called Bill Murray and
he says, no, I can't, I can't do it. Disco grabs
the cameraman's head set. He says something music stops. It's the Ghostbusters theme.
Flash Funk this going Fern, Sigourney Weaver and Kevin cost They're calling in
Bill Murray. He slides in Everyone's dancing Sigourney Weaver, Kevin Costa, Bill
Murray, Flash funk this going fern O. We're having a ball in the
bat Stadium. What a night so far? It made you friends? Something
strange, all right, Sirious Zuna versus Mike Awesome in a Tatagata prison match.
Whether you were falsely accused or guilty as charged, prison changes a person.
Tatakata is the most vicious prison on earth, a place known to cause
psychosis to his inhabitants. One way in and no way out. Two men
step into the confines of calamity, and neither will leave the same. The
Titan known as Zuna puts his life on the line to right the many wrongs
of Mike Awesome. May God have mercy on their souls. Mike Gotsam makes
his way to the ring. He seems to have been upon this season here
on Throzone. We know how dangerous he can be, but money has seemingly
clouded his visions. Right, he better be focused because he's about to enter
hell against the Titan. The lights go out there he is the man they
called Zuna, he's finally recovered from his battle two months ago with Mark Henry,
and he's here to get some revenge on Mike Awesome. What is a
tut they got the prison maps We'll find out in a second. Wondering that
myself, Here we go. The ominous structure descends from the rafters. The
tut they got the prison is here. Two miles of steel reinforsed samoan bamboo,
two cages, the outer cages razor sharp points to prevent escape. By
the way, this looks a lot like a Punjabi prison. Okay, there
it is. Looks a lot like that. He announcer speaks. One way
in, no way out. The rules of this match are as follows pinfall
or submission only. If you escape the cage, you forfeit the match.
Anything goes, and there must be a winner. May God have mercy on
your souls. Welcome to Duck. They got the bell rings in. Here
we go the top they got the prison matches on. The two monsters slowly
circle and Mike Awesome charges. Zuna, catches him with a clothesline and follows
it up with a leg drop. Zuna is in control now. He pink
punks Mike Awesome against the cage, back and forth. Austome is busted open.
He's bleeding all over, but he desperately kicks Zuna in the balls.
It gets the advantage. Awesome beats on Zuna and he looks for an awesome
bomb. Is he going to be able to do it? I don't think
so he lifts him up. Oh my god, Mike Assome has Zuna up
for an awesome bomb. He charges forward and throws Zuna into the cage wall.
The inner cage wall falls and leans on the outer cage wall. Mike
Awesome broke the cage with Zuna's massive girth. Awesome goes for a pin.
Zuna's hurt. One two kickout. Awesome climbs to the top rope and hits
an awesome splash. One two Zuona kicks out a kain. Awesome is looking
around. What is he going to do? He climbs onto the cage that
is leaning. What's he doing here? Awesome scales to the top of the
outer cage. He's going to do a splash from that twenty foot high cage.
Zuna is up. He meets him on the outer cage. Zuna is
standing on the cage that is leaning and Awesome is standing on the top.
If Awesome falls, he forfeits the match. Zuna grabs Awesome, but Awesome
fights back. Both men are battling. What's going to happen here? Awesome
drives Zuna's head into the razor sharp spike at the top of the cage.
Awesome looks to be going for Oh my god, no, an Awesome bomb
off the top of the outer cage into the ring. Zuna reverses and lifts
Awesome for some owent drop. Both men are airborne and they go crashing into
the ring. Oh my god, what have we just seen? For both
men? They're down, no signs of movement. Wait a minute, the
lights are flickering. Lights are flickering. What's happening? Maybe a bit of
an electrical issue? The lights go out. Oh my god, it's it's
Sid. Whoa, He's in the ring? How did he get in there?
That's Sid? What's he doing? Sid pulls Mike Awesome on top of
Soona one two three, Mike Ausain winds. Sid grabs the mic. He
says, all hell, the Towers of Terror, and he helps Michael.
Mike Osam up Rodman is at ringside. He ends them both houses of paint
shirts. They put him on the towers a pair Mike Assam and Psycho Sid
Suna is going to have a big bone to pick with these two as they
leave with Rodman next season. If you can ever stand after what you tack,
be cut to the back rick. In his locker room, he grabs
a bottle of champagne. The Nature Boy is back, Daddy. You know,
I haven't really felt like myself in six months. Woo. I made
one bad bet on Major Fest last year, and it cost me. It
cost me more than you could ever know. The Nature Boy was down.
But if there's one thing I know, it's that I'm never out. Just
because I ain't got money doesn't mean I can't make money. And that's just
what I did. So now that I'm back, I'm feeling good. The
gate of Space Mountain is open, the oldest ride, the longest line,
Woo. So once I finish off this bottle of nineteen seventy four, don
perry on. I've got one more thing to take care of. Tonight.
The calls have been made, the wheels are in motion, and tonight the
boys are back in town. So once that done, I'm going to slide
on these gators and we're going out. Woo wooooo. Cut to the man
the ring, Cactus Jack versus New Jack in lights. There are hans and
there are lows, but no one tells you that they're both dark places to
be. New Jack's newfound britches may be coming to an end, as he's
seemingly unleashed a monster very deeper than the psyche of Nick Folk. Tonight,
the name of the match is deaf as New Jack and Cactus Jack dance for
the Devil. Harry is the original gangster fifty of throw Zone. Because of
that mysterious money he got from his grandma, He's got plunder. New Jack
makes his way to the room. Is the death match, by the way,
Wait a minute, what's happening here? This is supposed to be Cactus
Jack. New Jack's looks pissed and confused. You have to believe he wanted
to chi here. Not a joke. Dudelove struts his way to the ring.
In this match. There are no disqualification though counouts, no holds barred.
Anything goes and there must be a winner. The bell rings and Dude
Loves throws powder right in Nujack's face right away. Double arm DDT. That's
it. One two. Nujack kicks out. Dude Love seems to be taking
the easy way out here. He slides out of the ring and he grabs
a few weapons, a bat, a chair, and oh he's got a
bag. And you know what you see in a bag. It could only
mean one thing. Dude slides in, goes to pick up the bat and
whack. Nujak cracks him in the back of the head with a chair.
Nujack reaches into the garbage can of plunder and gets a guitar. Nu Jack's
playing that guitar. He's trutting the guitar. He smashes it over Dude Love's
head. New Jack looks at the bag. Oh yeah, He picks it
up, dumps out the bag. That's not tax it's a mankind mask.
But he turns around and dude lark, he's signed the mannible claw. Nujack
is fighting, but it's too much, Dude, let's go of the claw.
Once Newjack is down and he's grasping for arer, he picks up the
mask. He puts it on. Dude has transformed into mankind. Mankind slumps
in the corner he's rocking back and forth. Nwjack is fighting to get to
his feet. Mankind attacks him, punches to the corner. Mankind is squealing
like a pig. Nujack falls the outside. Mankind reaches under the ring and
he has a strand of barb wire. He wraps it around the head of
Nujack. Nujack is bleeding. This is a gruesome sight. New Jack is
fighting to get the barbed wire off his head, but he can't. Mankind
has a chair and he cocks Nujack in the head with the chair. While
his head is wrapped with barb wire and nu Jack is down, Mankind goes
for a pin one to four thrill Zone check out. This is for fifty
percent take it thrills over. Remember, Nujack is worse for wear. He's
bled eating pretty badly. At this point, Mankind disappears off screen. Wait
a minute, he's pulling a barbed wire net into the paps. The arein
on. Mankind lifts Nujack and sets him up for a stuff pile driver.
Mankind is going the pile drive Nujack into a barb wire net. Nwjack reverses
it and backdrops Mankind to the floor. Off the stage. Du Jack grabs
a barbed wire bat from his garbage can. He whacks Mankind in the head
and the stomach and one in the back. Nujak holds the bat to the
face of Mankind, but the leather mask is protecting him a little bit,
so Nujack rips it off. Jack goes to do it again, but wait
a minute, Mankind's smiling. Mankind kicks Nujack in the balls. Mankind is
bleeding. He looks into the camera. Wait a minute, we know that.
Look, bang bang, that's not Mankind anymore. That's not Mickfoley,
that's Cactus Jack. Cactus lifts up the barb wire bat and he lights it
on fire. Nujack grabs the bat and they are struggling. Nujack backs him
towards the barbire net. Cactus is going to fall in the net. Nujack
pushes the bat into Cactus's face and it burns him, but foll he manages
to avoid the net. Cactus starts to retreat. He's climbing the entrance set
at the paps arena. Nujack follows him to the top, but he's stopped
by Cactus. Cactus sets him up for a pile driver off the entrance area
into the net, but Nujack breaks away and headbuts cactus with barbed wire around
his head still has the barbire. Cactus falls onto the barb wire net from
the top. Nujack looks around. There's only one way down. Don't do
it, Jack. He jumps cactus, tries to move, but he's stuck
in the net. Nujack lands and they go through the barbire net and he's
on top. He's out the one, two three. Nwjack wins. He's
the owner of thrills on at what costs. He's not moving. Both men
are tangled in this barbed wire. They have to be cut out. It's
paramedic. They said they were looking to dance for the devil, and I
think they just did back. Let's head to the back while we get the
ringside area clean, Doug. We see Mark Henry in the House of Paint
in the locker room, getting ready for the matches. Knock knock, knock,
knock, knock, knock, knock knock knock. Mark says, man,
someone get the door. It's Clarence Mason. Clarence Mason's in the locker
room. He hands Mark Henry some papers. Mark Henry, I'll be seeing
you in court. Henry glares at Bam bam, and we cut to the
ring. What is Clarence Mason doing here? Steve Boston versus Owen Hart.
There is no more running. Come again, the challenge has been set.
Come again. The interstate title is on the line. Come again, and
we are shipping up to Boston. Come again, the king of Hearts,
Come again, the pride of Boston. Come again. Rocket. Steve Boston
looks to capture gold from the Blackheart Owen Hard. Next on Major Fest,
Harry comes. This is the most enormous pop of the night so far.
The crowd is chanting, come again, Come again, Come again. But
he is focused. He's not Sanana clause this month? Is this finally his
time? He's got the interstate title? Shot? Can he do it in
his home state? At the Foxborough Arena, the pet Verrina and Black Barrow.
Let's say here comes Owen Heart, the interstate champion. He looks scared
but focus. He won the belt in the opening pay per view of season
two and he's still the champion. Climbed his way out of a lot of
things. But Boston's not waiting. Boston's right on him. He's fighting him
in the interest rate ding ing thing. All right, A left, all
right, a left. He's in the corner. He's stopping a slush puddle
into him. Owen's out of the corner, Huge steeds press Owens on Dream
Street, turns around Rock Hod Rippa. The crowd goes ballistic. You can't
contain Boss and he's freaking out. He looks around the crowd, just chanting,
Boston Crab, Boston Crab, bosting. He puts it on Ohen taps
immediately. Did it that easy? Here's your winner? And oooo it's the
state champion, Rock Hod Steve Boston. What a story? What a story?
Kurt Angle versus Balls Mahoney. An Olympic hero should be a person who
upholds all the qualities of good, but an Olympic ego has caused his trajectory.
The definition of hardcore rewritten. But one man, a lonely onlooker,
took notice. Ball's Mahoney may look unkempt, but isn't it just a facade?
Uncovering conspiracies, defeating a martial arts master and pinning an Olympian? Is
there more to the mind of Mahoney tight We return to hardcore as Baal's Mahoney
takes on Kurt Angle one on one in a hardcore match. Finally, hardcore
match, Here we go. Here comes Balt Mahoney, the unlikely hero of
FWF season two. He was able to uncover the House of Pain, Conspiracy,
Health, Flare, out of debt, Tip Nu Jakob, and he
the wins and he can bring back the Hardcore Championship, the Hardcore title back
to the people. As here comes Kurt Angle. He spent all seasons turning
the hardcore title into the wrestling title, having matches with legit badasses like Ken
Shamrock Doctor Death, but he's now entering into Balls Mahoney's layer, a hardcore
match also conspicuous by his absence, Kirk's trainee Steve Blackman Dinging ding Balls and
Kurt fight all around the arena, into the crowd, up the stairs,
into the concession stand. Ball grabs a big popcorn, takes a bite and
nails Angle with it. They fight their way to the backstage area where Angle
throws balls into a bathroom nails them into a urinal, fighting all over the
place. Now they're back through the tunnel. Falls fights back and is able
to get the better of Angle. He's in control and bringing him out to
the ring, but he stops in his tracks. In the middle of the
ring is Steve Blackman, and outside the ring, on the table are Balls
pizzas he got delivered. All of Balls pizzas black Men must have been stolen
them from the delivery driver. But there they are on the table and Blackman's
inviting him. He's saying, have some pizza. Go ahead, stop fighting
Angle, and finally enjoy your pizza. Balls has to think about it,
but just then Angle nails him from behind. Now Blackman joins in. They're
beating down the chair swinging freak. Now they have him on the apron.
Angle is going to slam him through the pizza and the table with an Angle
slam. He has Balls up. Ball slips out and now he's in the
ring. Blackman throws a Kickballs, Ducks grabs a chair, Wham nails black
When he's out, Angle's in ducks the chair, Angle slam one two kickout.
Balls kicks out. Angle brings with the apron. He wants to destroy
the pizza. He wants to destroy Balls, but Ball sees what's happenings back.
They go back and forth. Finally Balls has him set for the nutcracker
sweep. He's got nowhere else to go. He sees the pizza on the
table. He can win the match, but destroy the pizza. What does
he do? He says, fuck it, nails angles through the pizza and
the table. One two three. Here is your winner and no hardcore champion
ball. Mahoney, But at what cost? He had to destroy the pizzas
the pizzas he wanted to eat. He had to destroy it. Balls as
sad. All you wanted, all see was a piece of celebratory pizza.
He's sitting there and destroyed cheese mess. When the music cuts off. What's
this? What? What's this? He can't be hastn is it? Who
I think it is? Balls is looking around. He's looking all over the
arena. The crowd starts to cheer. Way up in the upper section.
I'm an entrance. It's the Sandman and he has pizza. Sandman has pizza
for both mahoney. The crowd's going wild. He's making his way down to
the rigs. He's handing out pies to the fans as he goes. He
gets to the ringside area, he slides the pizza in the ring. The
ball Sandman did they both open the box. They grab a slice. Balls
has a pizza, Sandman has a pizza. They ate the pizza bowls.
Mahoney has pizza. Finally, they shears what a moment versus Sean Michaels.
Boyhood dreams and little Stingers Screams have carried these two men to become stars,
two stars set on a path destined to collide, a match worthy of a
super nova. Whose star will continue to burn and whose will reach their singularity?
Will it be showtime for the show's stopper or will the Stinger have his
final dance to some sweet chin music. The Dark Eye Caught Stink collides with
the heartbreak in Shawn Michael's next at Major fest lights dim A row of thug
looking men that look kind of like water World figures are walking out of the
curtain the round the ring. They look up, descending from the ceiling slowly
into the middle of the ring. The Sting. The Sting is the watchman,
the sheriff in town on throw Zone, and he's come to collect the
findes Sean Michaels. Here comes Shawn Michaels. Don't have his music, Beau,
I've got to put it in he's in the ring ding Nickning. This
match is absolutely back and forth from the very start. We see Sting get
the better of Michael's a number of times, but Michael seems to be able
to slip out of trouble over and over. Eventually, Michaels goads Sting out
of the ring and ducks a line, but is able to send Sting face
first into the post. This is when he takes control. Stings trying to
fight back a number of times but keeps getting shut down. Michaels gets Sting
in a corner. He's taunting him, doing stings yell. He backs up.
He's going for a Stinger splash with a shit inn ingring grin. Sting
moves now he's got the momentum. He's bumping him around. We get the
Sting yell. Michaels cuts him off again, goes to throw him out of
the ring. Sting reverses it. He chucks Michael's out of the ring and
he's holding on though. He goes to skin the cat, but Stings there
and he grabs his head, pulls him in for a scorpion death drop one
two kickout. Sting's feeling it gets sewn in the scorpion deathlock. The whole
crowd is yelling tap tap tap. Michaels gets the ropes, ref breaks and
Michael's pulls him stuff up in the corner. Sting sees this, goes for
the stinger splash. Michaels nails him with a super kicking mid air. He's
in the middle of the ring. One two kickout. Mattch continues back and
forth for a bid until both men are completely spent. They're nailing each other
over and over, back and forth. Sting gets him up to the top
rope though they're both fighting. He finally grabs him huge superplex. Sting is
able to catch Michael's feet when they hit the ground. Get the pin,
but it kind of looks like both of their shoulders are down one, two,
three, No one's music is playing, The ref is speaking to the
ring announcer. Sting and Michaels are confused. Here is your winner, Sean
Michaels. What the rep didn't see? Michael's shoulders down only three? But
it doesn't matter. Sean Michaels has one. The former f Wgian is in
the spotlight like you wanted once again with this career major fift moment. Both
men went to absolute war, but String certainly has agreed sex both shoulders down.
Raff only saw one lot and Dennis Rodman versus the Outsiders in triple h
a wager maid that conceal the fate of the thrill Zone. Both sides are
all in the time for talk is finished and the Click looks to save us
from the storm. Six men collide and the losers must leave their partner to
face a firing squad in the main event. It's all or nothing? Is
this the end of the thrill Zone? We find out now here they come.
It's the House of Pain, the most dominant stable in the history of
f WF maybe even pro wrestling. Lesion of Doom and Dennis Robin. They
look the end the hopes of the macho man in the main event by ensuring
that his friends can't even be inside the building. But if they lose,
then Mark Henry may be in trouble at the entire House of Pain must leave
the premises. It has also been stipulated that if the lose of this match
read to the building at any point, their colleague will be disqualified and their
title will change hands. Oh we Love this music here I made the Restling
Figure podcast. The new FWF Tag team champion Scott Al Kevin Nash, the
Outsiders. They stop at the top of the ramp. They do the hand
point things ben. There comes their clickmate, their friends, their partner to
this match, Triple H. The click. They head to the ring.
They're not wasting any time, sting ning ning, It's all out warm.
This match breaks down immediate. The l O D and the Outsiders are brawling
in the ring. Triple H is just kicking Rodman's ass all around the ring.
The outsider's clothesline Hawk over the top. Triple H holds hoc Uh and
Rodman. As Scott Hall gives Animal an outsider's edge over the top onto his
teammates. Triple H throws everyone back in. They set up for a pedigree
on Rodman, a jackknife on Hawk and another outsider's edge on Animal. What's
that hack? Hack Hack, that's that's my boss at accents looking up.
Wait a minute, Marlena is in the ring. Everyone's looking at her.
What's she gonna do? She kicks Rodman in the balls. Oh no,
the click has been to squawk. No, the cook have to wave the
building Rodman holding his balls. He's smiling. I think he kind of liked
it. But that was the plan all along. This is a travesty.
The matra man for the main event is all alone. Speaking of the main
event, I left you, Macho Man, Randy Savage versus Mark Henry one
is the loneliest number there will ever be, our saving grace left in a
bit of despair, wrestling with his will to push forward, wrestling with his
mortality, and wrestling against the storm. Can the Macho Man right all his
wrongs? Can he save the only love he ever had and the love that
he let slip away? There's no one left in his corner, no one
to back up the mat Alone, he marches toward impending doom, with nothing
left to lose. He's thinking, thinking, thinking that all he needs is
madness. The weight of the world rests on the shoulders the Macho Man as
he takes on the undefeated FWF World Heavyweight Champion, the bit Boss Mark Henry.
Here he comes, Macho Man, ready Savage, but look he's return
to his roots. Goodness. It's a really sick day. Wheeler custom toy
Biz Macho Repapi, Lo's awesome no more? What up March. It's the
classic Macha Man. He spent the last year contemplating his place here on throw
Zone. Can Macha Man defeat you on the Peedi mart County? Also,
now he's alone. Soon it was laid out, Michaels has turned its back.
Call Dash and Triple h are banned from the building. What is he
gonna do against the House of Pain? Come out to the ramp one by
one band band the Legion of Doom, Rodney mar Lena and now the Towers
of Terror as well Mike Austman Psycho six. They have House of Pain teach
shirts on and they have Miss Elizabeth. Marlena blows cigar smoke right in Liz's
face and slaps. Finally, here comes the FWF World Heavyete Champion, Mark
Henry. The entire House of Pain make their way through the ring and they
sit Liz in a chair at ringside and tie your hand and feet to the
chair. The bell hasn't rung yet and the House of Pain is surrounding the
ring. They are going to take out Macho Man before this match even gets
started. This is disgusting. Macho Man and is standing his ground telling them
he will take them all on what what It's Ric Flair and he's with what
it's the four Horsemen. It's Lex Luger being the lecos, Mango mc mico.
They're all here. He's got four horsemen, not back, well not
back, but they're here. There are fours beat the ring. They start
kicking the Hauts of pains ass. Houger's kicking ridits ass. Mango and Dean
have the legion to do them. They're chopping them everywhere. Flares on Batman,
how's the pain is running? Though? The four Horsemen are not far
behind. They get them out of the arena. They all disappear to the
back. Oh my god, the four horse This is awesome. But back
at the ring, Marline and the Towers of Terror are still there. They're
the only people left. The horsemen have even the odds a little bit,
but not completely. And it's Macho Man versus Henry. The bell rings,
Macho Man and Mark Henry Clyde in the middle of the ring. Macho's throwing
jabs bang bang bang Macho Henry. Mark Henry is reeling. Macho Man goes
up top and hits a double axe handle. Henry is staggered. Macho goes
up top again, hits another double ax handle. Macho Man sees it,
goes up top. He jumps off and he lands a third double axe handle.
Henry goes down to one knee, finally has him down. Macho is
going to do it. Can he knock him on his back. Macho goes
up for a fourth double axe handle, but Mark Henry catches him and lifts
him up for world's strongest slam. Macho slips behind, rolls up Henry the
school Boy one two. Henry kicks out Macho Man grabs Henry's head. Macho
jumps o the top rope in an effort to catch Mark Henry's neck across the
top, but Mark Henry pushes him in the air and Macho crashes hard into
the guardrail with his right arm. That bad arm, the arm that the
House of Pain had been targeting since day one. Macho has not been able
to utilize the top rope elbow dropped to its full extent. Mark Henry smells
blood and attacks the arm of Macho Man. Macho continuously tries to fight back,
but he cannot overcome the onslaught of Mark Henry. Henry pressed slams Macho
up over his head. And throws him over the top rope to the floor.
Macho crashes down right in front of Miss Elizabeth and the towers of Terror.
The ref reprimands Mark Henry for his actions. Wait a minute, Marlena
has the lod spike. She's not looking, the ref's not looking. She
gouges it into the right arm of Macho Man as he reaches for the apron.
Macho's bleeding from the right arm, and the ref didn't see it.
Elizabeth is kicking and screaming, trying to break free. She's going nuts in
this chair. She's so crazy. The chair falls over. The referee missed
it all. He begins to count. Macho Man rolls in at seven,
but I don't know if that was a good idea. Mark Henry continues to
beat on the Macho Man. Mark Henry gets the stairs and throws him in
the ring. We saw this earlier in the season. Macho is up and
he knocks Mark Henry off the apron. Though Henry crashes through the announced table,
the ref starts counting. He gets the five. Macho has an opening
to catch his breath. In a game plan six seven, eight, Marlena
helps up Mark Henry and gets him to roll right before the count of ten.
Mark Henry is still in this thing. Macho is throwing punches with his
left arm because his right is so messed up. Henry throws a wild shot,
but Macho ducks and nails a hurd conrado one two kick out. Remember
the stairs are still in the ring. Marlena is up on the apron with
the spike. Macho caesar. Mark Henry goes to push Macho from behind.
Macho moves Marlena struck Henry in the head with a spike. Macho rolls up.
Henry one to Marlena jumps up on the ref to stop the pin come
on. The ref is dazed and sid nails him from behind out of nowhere.
He's out. The ref is out. He didn't see this coming.
Macho man gets up. He's face to face with Marlena. He's pointing at
her. What's he gonna do? Get her? Macho? Mark Henry spins
him around and he hits a world's Strongest slam. Henry holds Macho shades of
adrenaline rush Merlaine. Marlena throws the spike out and walks over to the corner
of the rings. She gets the cigar. She's going to burn the macho
man. She did this once before. Crack. It's Miss Elizabeth with the
chair tied the one hand she broke free. Marlena's down sitting awesome. Didn't
see her breakout. Elizabeth hauls off and cracks Mark Henry with the chair.
Henry staggers. She lifts the chair again to finish him off. Slap Mark.
Henry backhands Miss Elizabeth. He's struck her in the face. Macho comes
at Henry, but he's shut down quickly. Henry finally signals to the Towers
of Terror. They set up the stairs in the middle of the ring.
They lift Macho to the second rope. He's gonna do that World's Strongest slam
to the to the stairs. He lifts Macho into the World's Strongest Slam.
He's all the way up top. At the top rope, Sam Wait hits
the rock. He's back the rock. Rocks running down the aisle, sitting
in some halfway ducks. A line gives him a shot. Shot. Shot
sits in his right hand. Tag right, here's awesome. Fts line Rock
picks them up, Smo and dropping the outside Rock hits the ring. Henry
throws Rock Ducks at rock Bottom on the stairs. Henry's light out. Macho
looks around, look at his bloody up. He says, fuck. It
comes off the top with an apple drop on Henry on the stairs. The
lock wakes up the ref. He counts slow wan two, three, Mato
Man wins the fours. When are out to celebrate Hall Mess triple, Eh
stir through the crowd. They were waiting outside. Soon us would be here,
but he's in a local medical facility. Maso turns around and he's face
to face with the Rock. Rock has his opponent. Rock was his opponent
last year on Major Fest, but this year he risked his well beach to
even the odds for him. They shake cans in the praise. Everyone's in
the ring. Macho and leaves lock eyes for the first time. Stay and
pray. What a moment. Good night everybody the Major fence. Whoa well,
Brian had to leave. That was Brian. We lost. We're in
the gallery boat. Yeah, wow, what a what a Major Fest both
sides. I knew the Rock was. You're surprised we got dried drafting him
earlier on Yeah, obviously everybody's been off so yes, that was the plan
all season. Good build. I mean those top shelf things really added to
it. Man, I can I just say this. I'm so glad WF
is done. Six months from now we're gonna be talking about doing it again.
Maybe, but I'm looking at my arena just dreading the figure of photography
I gotta do. Yeah. But it was fun. It was great.
We hope you fans enjoyed it. Yeah, let us tell what you thought
in the comments. We'll put up a thing on the whatever. We'll probably
do like a post show to talk about it a little bit if you want
to ask about the storylines. Brian's waving on the camera. He's back with
his daughter. He's got to watch her. I have a phone call at
twelve. It's twelve oh one. How did you guys lay a dome?
We're officially on a done guys. Huck