Revisiting WCW Monday Nitro 1995 - Madusa Throws The WWF Women's Title In The Trash!

<v Speaker 1>Dah Boys on back to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number
<v Speaker 1>three hundred and forty three.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, a number that means so much to you, James.
<v Speaker 1>No, it does not. Yeah, this week we are talking
<v Speaker 1>about WCW Monday, Nitro December eighteenth, nineteen ninety five.
<v Speaker 2>Of course you may know this as the episode that
<v Speaker 2>Medusa not only makes her debut, but she does the
<v Speaker 2>controversial act of throwing a WWF championship right into the trash.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go over that and everything about that as
<v Speaker 2>we head to Starcade nineteen ninety five or six. It's
<v Speaker 2>one of those I don't know if it's in December January.
<v Speaker 1>Also, William Perry, They're a refrigerator from the nineteen eighty
<v Speaker 1>five Super Bowl winning Chicago Bears is here on Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>And Pepe McMichael.
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<v Speaker 1>All right, so, uh fucking forgot how we get out
<v Speaker 1>of this segment. So anyways, we're gonna head over to
<v Speaker 1>the Observer. Now the Observer part of the retro thing
<v Speaker 1>we do. All right, let's get into WCW Monday nitro
<v Speaker 1>for December eighteenth, nineteen ninety five. We are going into
<v Speaker 1>Starcade season.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but before we get into that, let's talk about
<v Speaker 2>what was going on in the water wrestling at the
<v Speaker 2>time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer December eighteenth,
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety five and East w News. All kinds of
<v Speaker 2>turmoil this week, James, as you would come to expect
<v Speaker 2>from that wacky island of ECW, Public Enemy's final show
<v Speaker 2>will be on January fifth of the East Arena, with
<v Speaker 2>the Planet of Them having a house party after the
<v Speaker 2>show in the building. Steve Austin is also most likely
<v Speaker 2>leaving for the WWF. There were a ton of controversy
<v Speaker 2>this week regarding Nancy Sullivan. Mark Madden reported on the
<v Speaker 2>ww Hotline that's Sullivan would be leaving e W for
<v Speaker 2>ww and go either the name Elizabeth and manager Randy Savage.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking crazy. Ww actually taped over that message and
<v Speaker 2>there was a tremendous amount of heat on Mark Madden,
<v Speaker 2>to the point where his future with the company was questionable,
<v Speaker 2>with Sullivan denying she's leaving ECW and Kevin Sullivan wanting
<v Speaker 2>to replace Madden on the hotline with himself and Paul Orndorf.
<v Speaker 2>Why the hell would they bring Nancy into b Elizabeth.
<v Speaker 1>That's a good question. I mean, Steve Austin leaving for
<v Speaker 1>the WWF, I don't know if he'll make it.
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a fucking poison. He's fucking I mean, what's
<v Speaker 2>he gonna do. Come in and be the ring master
<v Speaker 2>and be bald.
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna shave his head.
<v Speaker 2>And then he's not even gonna read the vaper.
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna shave. What the fuck are they doing to
<v Speaker 1>Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 2>Right, I know, he's got flowing locks, he's a superstar.
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna come and make a ball, not let him talk,
<v Speaker 2>put him with Ted to b Assi. That's why w
<v Speaker 2>CW's winning here because they don't know what to do
<v Speaker 2>with guys like.
<v Speaker 1>Steve Austin and dude, Yeah, it's weird to think that
<v Speaker 1>WCW at the time, you know, when they were starting
<v Speaker 1>to rev up and take over the lead and the ratings,
<v Speaker 1>Steve Austin hadn't even they had he hadn't even made
<v Speaker 1>it to the WWF. That all happens during the time
<v Speaker 1>where Nitro's on Monday nights.
<v Speaker 2>Correct. Yeah, and that's it's weird to think. Uh, you
<v Speaker 2>know what if Austin doesn't come around, you know, thankfully,
<v Speaker 2>from what I understand, DX is what you know, shifted
<v Speaker 2>the tides. So I guess it wouldn't really matter that much.
<v Speaker 2>But Stone Cold played a little part in.
<v Speaker 1>It, Yeah, I think so, him and Dooint.
<v Speaker 2>In WCW News, Eric Bischoff continually watches Raw on a
<v Speaker 2>monitor that many fans in the building can see during
<v Speaker 2>the live shows. So if he acts distracted, that's why.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't think there's anyone that would be
<v Speaker 2>surprised to hear that. You know, they have a fucking
<v Speaker 2>screen on with Raw during the show. But Bischoff is
<v Speaker 2>out there, like as on commentary, fans can see him
<v Speaker 2>watching Raw during the show.
<v Speaker 1>Gotta keep an eye on the competition.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you never know when to switch a match, right
<v Speaker 2>like that. They might send Billion bart Gunn out there
<v Speaker 2>and who knows what that's gonna fucking do.
<v Speaker 1>Who knows when Aaron Ferguson's gonna shoot on somebody.
<v Speaker 2>Mike vel Ight have something to say this week to
<v Speaker 2>Barry Soaturn. So here's a back to back one for you,
<v Speaker 2>the Bushwhackers. This is ww's well. The Bushwhackers are supposed
<v Speaker 2>to come in as Luke and Butch from down Under
<v Speaker 2>because the WF owns the Bushwhackers name Meltzer says, I
<v Speaker 2>have no idea why if they meant anything wood in Titan,
<v Speaker 2>which desperately needs anything, still use them. So we're at
<v Speaker 2>the part here where WF Meltzer thinks, is so desperate
<v Speaker 2>to keep talent and listen, I fuck with the Bushwhackers.
<v Speaker 2>I love the entrance, I love the lick in the head,
<v Speaker 2>I love all the business. He thinks that they are
<v Speaker 2>desperate to keep the Bushwhackers. That's how much WF is
<v Speaker 2>getting fucked here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the Bushwhackers and the Beverly Brothers had
<v Speaker 1>a fantastic match we watched I think at the Royal Rumble.
<v Speaker 2>Uh even that Armania regardless, No, that match is horrible,
<v Speaker 2>oh was it? Yeah? That match sucked as ah damn well.
<v Speaker 2>Continuing on with Bushwacker news from the Observer, December twenty sixth,
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety five, it appears the deal to bringing the
<v Speaker 2>Bushwackers in has fallen through as they were still in
<v Speaker 2>the contract with the WF. Well, fuck the Bushwhackers, just
<v Speaker 2>fucking forcing ww to illegally negotiate while they're still under
<v Speaker 2>deals and now they're staying in the WWF. Who knows
<v Speaker 2>what could have happened if Luke and Butch from down
<v Speaker 2>Under would have joined the nWo.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think a lot of people are thinking that
<v Speaker 1>back then too, just to see what would have happened
<v Speaker 1>during World War Three when the down Under team came
<v Speaker 1>in and then did the taunt and then immediately got
<v Speaker 1>thrown out.
<v Speaker 2>Nah, they would have been in the final ten, and
<v Speaker 2>Hogan would have decided that they are the last two remaining.
<v Speaker 2>And Hogan has to fight up from the Bushwhackers because
<v Speaker 2>he knows we can make some money with them, and
<v Speaker 2>the lick is bald ass head and it'll start hulking
<v Speaker 2>up and then he fucking noggins them and he throws
<v Speaker 2>them both over and we have a very exciting end
<v Speaker 2>of World War Three.
<v Speaker 1>He would hit their heads and they would go to
<v Speaker 1>opposite directions and do the taunt over the ropes on
<v Speaker 1>opposite sides of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you see the vision then and.
<v Speaker 1>The building would start to melt down from how.
<v Speaker 2>Nucular gotten there, amed Johnson essentially in Wazooka rockets at
<v Speaker 2>the doors.
<v Speaker 1>I had to pull the fire alarm. Man, it's getting
<v Speaker 1>crazy in this bitch.
<v Speaker 2>You know. Instead of sending DX to the front doors
<v Speaker 2>of w CW, they should have definitely sent Ahmed with
<v Speaker 2>the Bazuka like he did in the intro. Fucking raw.
<v Speaker 2>I think that would have got a lot more business done.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, they definitely could have just dropped bombs on
<v Speaker 1>the building. I guess you know, we want to take
<v Speaker 1>it super literal. They could have just killed killed everyone.
<v Speaker 2>In the building. Dude, I'm like two for two and
<v Speaker 2>like we're on the same station.
<v Speaker 1>There's only two options here, is I'm the building like
<v Speaker 1>the introid to raz war or send the bushwackers.
<v Speaker 2>Which could be both equally as devastating to a company.
<v Speaker 2>In more ww news, Paul Owendorf is supposed to undergo
<v Speaker 2>next surgery and will no doubt feud with the Horseman
<v Speaker 2>when he returns. I just want to bring that up
<v Speaker 2>because there's a part of the show where we see
<v Speaker 2>Paul Oordorf get taken out in a pretty fucking gnarley way.
<v Speaker 2>I actually love how they did this, and we'll we'll
<v Speaker 2>talk about that, but just so everyone knows, yees, So
<v Speaker 2>he's he is leaving for now to get some neck surgery,
<v Speaker 2>which is again keep that in mind for later for
<v Speaker 2>how they actually do write him out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he got fucking horsemen.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean the epitome of getting horsemen. So there
<v Speaker 2>is a little bit more of the Observer here. Then
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hold off until the beginning of this Nitro
<v Speaker 2>because it is talking about the Medusa incident, you could say,
<v Speaker 2>So we'll hold off on that for now. So that
<v Speaker 2>is it for the Observer now, and let's get into
<v Speaker 2>w c BE Nitro December eighteenth, nineteen ninety five.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into Nitro. We start off things
<v Speaker 1>with the Nitro City intro.
<v Speaker 2>It kicks ass, shit is awesome. I uh did Nitro
<v Speaker 2>never had a theme song the head lyrics, huh. It
<v Speaker 2>was always just an instrumental Oh, I guess that's right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>unless you count like the later years where I would.
<v Speaker 1>Say, wow, yeah, that counts as lyrics.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well I guess I guess if SmackDown's first
<v Speaker 2>theme counts as lyrics, then that would too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But I mean I love the Nitro City. I
<v Speaker 1>mean it would have been very cool to see in
<v Speaker 1>a video game or something like if there was like
<v Speaker 1>a ring like out in the city or something. You know,
<v Speaker 1>sounds like somebody be like an eight bit game or something.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Oh that is a fun Yeah, you're right,
<v Speaker 2>or yeah, I would fucking backstay just salt. Not having
<v Speaker 2>Nitro City actually is pretty ridiculous now that I think
<v Speaker 2>about it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would be sweet though, Like I'm just thinking
<v Speaker 1>now in my head, like a ring in the city,
<v Speaker 1>like right up against the wall and you could have
<v Speaker 1>stuff like projected on the wall and that, Yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>that blown out like street light and stuff like that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it would be very cool.
<v Speaker 2>They could do that in two K twenty seven with
<v Speaker 2>the island right like that like that?
<v Speaker 1>What about that? What about that w CW game? What
<v Speaker 1>one was it? Thunder where there was a big beehive?
<v Speaker 2>Very simple? Well, dude, a thunder. Also you could wrestle
<v Speaker 2>on the moon. There's a lot of crazy shit in
<v Speaker 2>that one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which is very very very underrated. I mean, golly,
<v Speaker 1>I love that game.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, that game sucks. But the arenas you could
<v Speaker 2>pick in w C Thunder the game were fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>You could wrestle and the farm would had a big
<v Speaker 2>barn and you would make the entrances out of the barn.
<v Speaker 2>You'd wrestle on the moon, like we mentioned. Yeah, there's
<v Speaker 2>a lot of the beehives.
<v Speaker 1>The funniest one to me, like they sat around and said, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>make the beehive, and.
<v Speaker 2>Not one of them said we should make the street
<v Speaker 2>that the Nitro intro is on.
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely fucking not like not only that, they didn't make
<v Speaker 1>like Hollywood for the Thunder deal or anything.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, just the moon got a fucking Mars real
<v Speaker 2>quick with this one. Put the aliens up there, oh
<v Speaker 2>j yeah, we can do that.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean we kind of kicked the show off
<v Speaker 1>immediately with the Medusa deal.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, I didn't anticipate that it would be this early.
<v Speaker 2>I guess you know, they were trying to grab you know,
<v Speaker 2>fucking I imagine Wartermouth via the telephone or maybe you
<v Speaker 2>know there was Internet here too, maybe a little buzz
<v Speaker 2>to start the show that would feed into the rest
<v Speaker 2>of the show. But we have a shot here of Bischoff,
<v Speaker 2>Heenan and Mongo and Mango has Pepe, and Pepe is
<v Speaker 2>in a little sombrero, a little crazy little.
<v Speaker 1>Dog and the red bandana as a mask.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, so covering up the face because he's about
<v Speaker 2>to go rob a bank. I guess is Nick Gage style.
<v Speaker 2>So Bischof says, we have a loaded show. Uh, and
<v Speaker 2>you got the seven forward, the Giant he's challenging the
<v Speaker 2>w's gonna be world champion, the macho man. That's your
<v Speaker 2>main event. And I I'm already fired up. That sounds
<v Speaker 2>sick as fun.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually didn't know what to expect here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's I mean, I love both those guys, so
<v Speaker 2>like hearing that matches happened in sound a pretty sweet,
<v Speaker 2>And Mango says, mister Savage, you know, stay away from
<v Speaker 2>that choke slam my friend. But first of all, hey,
<v Speaker 2>look at this little guy here. He's excited. He's talking
<v Speaker 2>about Pepe. He was about to go into Saranama. How
<v Speaker 2>kick ass Pepe was, which was then rudely interrupted by
<v Speaker 2>a Lundra Blaze who is, of course the current WWF
<v Speaker 2>women's champion, and she walks up. She has a mic
<v Speaker 2>and she says, all right, can it everyone, which is
<v Speaker 2>very rude. Pepe had a lot to say. He was
<v Speaker 2>about to go into a dia dribe about the ved.
<v Speaker 1>Evet Medusa comes up off screen and says, all right,
<v Speaker 1>does that.
<v Speaker 2>Dog have a hat? Holy shit?
<v Speaker 1>Who is this?
<v Speaker 2>She even says, you can't it too, bat doog?
<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, fuck you yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Start coming here disrespect that Mango should have stood up,
<v Speaker 2>and so should have Bobby Heenan, Hey, what the fuck
<v Speaker 2>is your problem?
<v Speaker 1>And then the Bushwhackers come up and they do their
<v Speaker 1>talk and they say that they were held back in
<v Speaker 1>the WWL.
<v Speaker 2>They come in and say, you know who I am.
<v Speaker 2>You don't know why I have Wow. The Bushwhackers being
<v Speaker 2>the first dude to jump before National Razor would be
<v Speaker 2>that would have changed history forever. I think I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if they would have had to blow up this building.
<v Speaker 1>The Bushwhackers come in and do their taunt. They say
<v Speaker 1>into the microphone that they were being held back in
<v Speaker 1>the WWF and when they're here, they're gonna be playing
<v Speaker 1>with the big boys. And then they put the mic
<v Speaker 1>down and then they do their taut and they leave,
<v Speaker 1>they go, and nothing changes whatsoever, and they never show
<v Speaker 1>up again.
<v Speaker 2>So Alundra says, I'm Medusa, always have been Medusa, and
<v Speaker 2>always will be Medusa. And this is the WNAF Women's
<v Speaker 2>Championship Belt, and Bechof says, whoa, And she's holding up
<v Speaker 2>it's the pink belt. And she picks up a trash
<v Speaker 2>can that's nearby, and this is a famous shot where
<v Speaker 2>she holds the belt above the trash can. She shows
<v Speaker 2>it to the camera and then drops it into the
<v Speaker 2>trash can. And Mongo says, not in the trash can,
<v Speaker 2>because he obviously is, you know, super into the WBF
<v Speaker 2>Women's division at the time. And Medusa says, and that's
<v Speaker 2>what I think of the WABF Women's Championship Belt. This
<v Speaker 2>is the WCW. I'm now in the WCW. They used
<v Speaker 2>to call me a Lundra Blaze, but not anymore because
<v Speaker 2>this is where the big boys playing. Now, this is
<v Speaker 2>where the big girls play. And here's a part of
<v Speaker 2>this that I don't know if I remember or knew,
<v Speaker 2>or anyone remembers. She then throws the mic into the
<v Speaker 2>trash can too, why help you do that?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was awesome, great shot.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, dumps it. You can hear goduf and Bechel says,
<v Speaker 2>holy smokes Medusa. The WBF women belt in the belt
<v Speaker 2>right here on Nitro. Oh, the belt in the trash can?
<v Speaker 2>I mean? I'm in shock? And Mango says that the
<v Speaker 2>seat covers just got soaked up in Connecticut, didn't it?
<v Speaker 2>What the hell does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>They just pissed their pants, just piss everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the seat covers in Connecticut are all brown.
<v Speaker 1>No, oh, I can promise you it's not my piss.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's mine.
<v Speaker 1>Oh see, this is if I were losing.
<v Speaker 2>God damn it, Bushwackers, you're a pision and shitting all
<v Speaker 2>over place. You got shut them over there.
<v Speaker 1>Instead, we lose Medusa and the Bushwhackers for one week,
<v Speaker 1>and we got Jerry Lawler shit in his pants. We
<v Speaker 1>are never gonna win this war, well.
<v Speaker 2>He says. Uh. Mango says, I'm getting tired of all
<v Speaker 2>these wrestlers charging up here to the announce stand. I
<v Speaker 2>got a friend of mine here tonight. It's gonna take
<v Speaker 2>care of this business. Come on up, my friend from
<v Speaker 2>the Chicago Bears, mister William Perry's a refrigerator. This is
<v Speaker 2>I again another part of this that I just didn't
<v Speaker 2>know about. Medusa ran in and Mango said, fuck that man,
<v Speaker 2>no more motherfuckers show it up here. The fridge. You
<v Speaker 2>show up and you're getting fucked up by the fridge. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's pretty sweet. I thought that was cool, dude. I
<v Speaker 2>actually think it's awesome. He comes up and I mean,
<v Speaker 2>William Perry's gigantic, and Mango says, you make sure no
<v Speaker 2>wrestlers come up here and charge us and try to
<v Speaker 2>take over our business anymore. And this uh sadly short
<v Speaker 2>lived because history shows that many of people come up
<v Speaker 2>here and starts interrupting them. And I mean, if Scott
<v Speaker 2>Hall had mosied his way up here and William Perry
<v Speaker 2>was there, he should have mother f and bombed him
<v Speaker 2>off the stage. That would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. If William Perry just like tackled Scott Hall off
<v Speaker 1>the stage, that would have been so sweet.
<v Speaker 2>No one told him it was a work either. He
<v Speaker 2>just fucking I'm not went some and don't get me
<v Speaker 2>start on. If the bushwhackers would have show up here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he would tackle him off the stage and then
<v Speaker 1>they would stand up and do the walk all the
<v Speaker 1>way out.
<v Speaker 2>That door join them. Yeah. So again, like you said,
<v Speaker 2>start off pretty heavy here. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I love that the commentary stage here in WCW is
<v Speaker 1>like almost like a talk show stage, like you just
<v Speaker 1>have no idea what's gonna happen or who's going to join,
<v Speaker 1>Like it makes it a very versatile scene for them
<v Speaker 1>to cut to.
<v Speaker 2>So going back to the Observer real quick, just to
<v Speaker 2>mention what Meltzer wrote about this for this is again
<v Speaker 2>from the Observed December twenty sixth, nineteen ninety five. The
<v Speaker 2>Wild nightro versus Raw Monday Night Wars produced another one
<v Speaker 2>of wrestling's most memorable moments when Deborah mckelly formerly Alundra
<v Speaker 2>Blaze came onto Nitro with the WWF Women's title belts
<v Speaker 2>and threw it in the garbage can. The bombshell came
<v Speaker 2>on the heels of a weak field with rumors and signings.
<v Speaker 2>Medusa's WBF contract expired on December thirteenth, and was well
<v Speaker 2>known within the WBF that she was negotiating with WCW
<v Speaker 2>and her contract wasn't renewed, so tech she was fired.
<v Speaker 2>Blaze wasn't the biggest name arriving with a new company
<v Speaker 2>over the weekend. But it was the biggest shock. Reports
<v Speaker 2>we received were that Vincent Maan, who found out about
<v Speaker 2>it from a technician earlier in the roll show, was
<v Speaker 2>stunned to the point that's why he seemed so tired
<v Speaker 2>and instructed on the live show, what a fucking bad
<v Speaker 2>play by WF to let her contract run out while
<v Speaker 2>she has this belt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean WWF at the time. You know, when
<v Speaker 1>we think of WWF, we think of like the lockdown
<v Speaker 1>contracts that they have, But in ninety five, at the time,
<v Speaker 1>a lot of their deals were just handshakes, right, Like
<v Speaker 1>sure there was there was really no reason for them
<v Speaker 1>not to be handshakes up to that point because it
<v Speaker 1>was just WWF, And if you weren't in WWF, you
<v Speaker 1>go to Japan, or you could do like the NWAWCW
<v Speaker 1>stuff or whatever the case is. But obviously with WCW
<v Speaker 1>getting a ton of money and shit, like you had to.
<v Speaker 2>Lock that shit down, and like hell yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this was just in the middle of like some
<v Speaker 1>real crazy shifts in the business, dude, And I think
<v Speaker 1>this is like I love this.
<v Speaker 2>I think this is like nuts I do too. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like No, this is fucking kick ass everything. It's like,
<v Speaker 2>obviously more people will talk about the fucking nWo one, right,
<v Speaker 2>but this is massive.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's the most disrespectful shit ever. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like that is oh yeah, yeah, I mean that's that
<v Speaker 1>was like a shoot deal Like that.
<v Speaker 2>Was like super super dic.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I loved it, like, yeah, fuck you, like
<v Speaker 1>this is I'm firing every shot I can at you.
<v Speaker 1>We're trying to take you out of business. Fuck off.
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, like that's just kind of where it was at.
<v Speaker 2>You know, dude, I bet Bischoff had to be fucking
<v Speaker 2>salivating over that opportunity, Like, I mean, that's a perfect
<v Speaker 2>storm of them just fucking letting you know, it kind
<v Speaker 2>of happened with the Luger thing too, if you look
<v Speaker 2>about it, they just kind of let things go by
<v Speaker 2>or maybe underneath their nose and didn't think they'd do
<v Speaker 2>anything about it. Well, here's your fucking women's title getting
<v Speaker 2>thrown in the trash on TV. This is what uh
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff wanted Brett to do this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean like yeah, yeah, Brett was like nah, hell.
<v Speaker 2>And you know what, but Brett do and it would
<v Speaker 2>have been sick as fuck. So Vince found out about
<v Speaker 2>this from a technician on RAW, like some dude just
<v Speaker 2>working at the show. Vince was walking by and he said, Yo,
<v Speaker 2>Medusa's on this show. Huh who's that? Oh shit, who's that?
<v Speaker 2>She's got the women's title? What's that?
<v Speaker 1>Just never mind, it don't matter whatever, just keep going.
<v Speaker 1>This is why this is happening, Vince. This is why
<v Speaker 1>this is happening.
<v Speaker 2>You know, nothing, nothing that's going on.
<v Speaker 1>So apparently Bishoff like wanted her to destroy the belt,
<v Speaker 1>not just like oh yeah she like the original idea
<v Speaker 1>was like he wanted her to just destroy the fucking belt.
<v Speaker 2>Kind of PCO style. He's fatched the TN belt on
<v Speaker 2>fucking GCW with this ever and.
<v Speaker 1>Then never showed up again and then they got rid
<v Speaker 1>of the beat. Yeah, so yeah, from what I read,
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff wanted her to destroy the belt, and then he
<v Speaker 1>just said like, hey, if you have any ideas for
<v Speaker 1>what you'd like to do with it, like I'm all
<v Speaker 1>years and uh, Madusa said like throwing the belt away
<v Speaker 1>would be the coolest deal. So that's what they went with.
<v Speaker 2>That is pretty insulting.
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, like destroying the belts one thing, throwing
<v Speaker 1>it in the fucking trash can is like, god damn.
<v Speaker 2>Even worth breaking, Like we're just disposing of.
<v Speaker 1>This yeah, in the fucking side bin by the commentary table. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck about this thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then they just moved on. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I mean things started off pretty cool for this belt.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they brought in a Cure Hawke to Bunakano.
<v Speaker 1>Apparently Medusa had a big like deal with that, Like
<v Speaker 1>she was the one suggesting people to bring over to
<v Speaker 1>face her, because I think the idea was, like, who
<v Speaker 1>can we bring over so you can have good matches
<v Speaker 1>and like we don't have to do too much story
<v Speaker 1>related stuff right now. So she brought up a few
<v Speaker 1>names in Hotel and Kano or a couple of them.
<v Speaker 1>You know, we watched some of the matches a very
<v Speaker 1>long time ago, but we watched them. It was like
<v Speaker 1>CUTI Suzuki and my Yumiozaki came over the tag match, yes,
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, like that's pretty cool. But man, by nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety seven, the division is pretty much dead. Medusa is
<v Speaker 1>like focusing on other stuff. I mean, this could have
<v Speaker 1>been pretty groundbreaking I think for American women's wrestling, Like
<v Speaker 1>I definitely think it could have like really changed an era. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't know with how much TVWCW had
<v Speaker 1>and like how big of a moment this was. Maybe
<v Speaker 1>they didn't know how big it was gonna be, or
<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't know what they thought. Obviously, I think
<v Speaker 1>the big deal with Bischoff just wanted to throw a
<v Speaker 1>WWF Belton trash. Yeah, but yeah, I mean it really
<v Speaker 1>could have kickstarted something really nuts. I think, like especially
<v Speaker 1>in ninety five, like with how much TVWCW ends up having,
<v Speaker 1>I mean between Nitro Thunder all their pay per views
<v Speaker 1>Saturday night, fucking WCW Worldwide Champion. Yeah, I mean, there's
<v Speaker 1>just so much television they have. Like it's kinda dumb
<v Speaker 1>that it didn't turn into something huge, honestly. Yeah, it's just,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I feel like it could have.
<v Speaker 2>I think he made a great point though that he
<v Speaker 2>you know, probably was only thinking of the belt and
<v Speaker 2>not what we can do to capitalize off of that.
<v Speaker 2>It's just okay, well, what can we do next week
<v Speaker 2>to shit on the WF and not what can we
<v Speaker 2>do with this to capitalize off of what we just did.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So the first match here on Nitro is Rick
<v Speaker 1>Flair versus Eddie Guerrero.
<v Speaker 2>Nuts nuts man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Eddie comes out here. Well, Eddie's already out there.
<v Speaker 1>He has the single it tucked into the pants. Look,
<v Speaker 1>he's got the ring jacket, dry mullet Eddie.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, the red and white kind of yees single it.
<v Speaker 2>As you mentioned you, I believe that's what he wears
<v Speaker 2>in one of the w CW games, might be World Tour.
<v Speaker 1>I want to say, yeah, this is like early Eddie
<v Speaker 1>Guerrero and super early Yeah, so Flair powders around for
<v Speaker 1>a bit here. I do love that Eddie and Rick
<v Speaker 1>like use their bodies and their reactions to sell the
<v Speaker 1>story here. It's very larger than life, is the way
<v Speaker 1>I look at it, you know, like being able to
<v Speaker 1>tell the story to the guys in the way back
<v Speaker 1>just by using your hands and stuff. Like Eddie was
<v Speaker 1>specifically very good at playing to the nosebleeds, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie was great at that. Flair was great at that.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan notoriously fucking I mean he Hogan might be the
<v Speaker 2>pantomime fucking king right like yeah and that kind of shit.
<v Speaker 2>But Eddie any super young here, I think he I
<v Speaker 2>wanted to say, he's like twenty seven or twenty eight.
<v Speaker 2>Flair is forty six here, which you know, like back then,
<v Speaker 2>a forty six year old Rick Flair on TV, they
<v Speaker 2>were saying, this guy is a decrepit dinosaur. Now in
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty six, a forty six year old Manaventer is
<v Speaker 2>totally cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I'd saw the time work as this
<v Speaker 1>moves on, you know, on ever said this, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>the first singles match ever between Eddie and Rick Clair. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think I read that, like Rick Flair and Eddie
<v Speaker 1>were supposed to have a match at some point and
<v Speaker 1>it just didn't happen.
<v Speaker 2>I do remember this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then Eddie I think beat Brian Pillman or something,
<v Speaker 1>so he got his match with Rick Flair, and I
<v Speaker 1>sure I don't think they mentioned on commentary, but I
<v Speaker 1>think I read it online.
<v Speaker 2>No, they just talk about Eddie kind of being an
<v Speaker 2>up and comer, and you know, they really put Eddie
<v Speaker 2>over is like oh shit, like everyone kind of loves
<v Speaker 2>this guy. He's impressive and like, you know, we everyone
<v Speaker 2>sees something and let's see what he can do against
<v Speaker 2>a guy like Flair.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie whips Flair into the ropes here, he sells and
<v Speaker 1>struts with his back to Eddie and Eddie drop kicks
<v Speaker 1>him in the back.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Eddie drop kicks him the back and Flair legit
<v Speaker 2>Flare flops like as an actual cell.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie dropped toe holds Flair. He hair washes them, He
<v Speaker 1>slap bumps them and then does Flaire's time.
<v Speaker 2>Dude does the loud, does the strut. The crowd did
<v Speaker 2>not fuck with that.
<v Speaker 1>No, actually they they turned their backs to this match.
<v Speaker 2>It felt like they did, like they were on Eddie's
<v Speaker 2>side until he did that. It like, that's just how
<v Speaker 2>much power Flair had. Man everywhere is fucking Horseman country.
<v Speaker 2>You do not fuck with Rick Flair. You can, you
<v Speaker 2>know you can show him up. You can be better
<v Speaker 2>than them. Don't steal his shit. For Eddie is one
<v Speaker 2>step ahead of Flair here. He pins them multiple times.
<v Speaker 1>Flair kicks out every time until Flair takes over with
<v Speaker 1>a chop and hits the knee out of the corner.
<v Speaker 2>I love the knee out of the corner, dude. That's
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking fantastic. And on commentary they're talking about I
<v Speaker 2>guess what's going on now? One of many years that
<v Speaker 2>you can run into them talking about this is potential
<v Speaker 2>issues between Sting and Hiss and Sting and his best
<v Speaker 2>friend a Lex Luger, uh, and they're talking, you know,
<v Speaker 2>Sting may or may not join Jimmy Hart's group and
<v Speaker 2>heen and of course thinks that he's going to, and
<v Speaker 2>he's because Luger is in that group right now. And
<v Speaker 2>so that's kind of the overarching thing going into Starcade
<v Speaker 2>is who's side is everybody on?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Eddie fights back. He hits a back body drop
<v Speaker 1>here than a tornado DDT on Rick Flair. The tornado
<v Speaker 1>DDT on Rick Flair threw me off. I expected to
<v Speaker 1>see all the Flair bumps as usual, but him taking
<v Speaker 1>a tornado DDT was not on the list of stuff here.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie follows up here with Irana off the ropes for
<v Speaker 1>a two, and the crowd is just not biting on this.
<v Speaker 2>I know, man, he shoultn't a fuck with Flaire's hair
<v Speaker 2>and shit, man like disrespecting a legend here though, I
<v Speaker 2>will say, was fucking super surprised dude that Flair was
<v Speaker 2>like cool to take that kind of urna because it
<v Speaker 2>was like Eddie's you know, grab the hand, run up
<v Speaker 2>the ropes Takeurana, which just seemed pretty nuts for ninety five.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie goes to the top rope here, but Flair hits
<v Speaker 1>the ropes and Eddie falls off the top all the
<v Speaker 1>way to the floor on his feet.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, and he starts selling his knee. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>if he was actually hurt here, I would not be surprised,
<v Speaker 2>because going just straight down on your fucking feet from
<v Speaker 2>the top is gnarly.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The Macha man does it every match.
<v Speaker 2>And that's way in the World Champion. It is what
<v Speaker 2>it is.
<v Speaker 1>With Eddie's knee, now compromise, Flair just starts beating his
<v Speaker 1>ass until he locks in the figure four leg lock.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he uh. I mean on the outside, he's running
<v Speaker 2>his fucking legging of the rail. He's running, kicking the
<v Speaker 2>shit out of it, gets the figure four in and Flair,
<v Speaker 2>of course, being the bastard that he is, climbs up
<v Speaker 2>the ropes with his hands to add the damn pressure. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I love that he was using the ropes as pee
<v Speaker 1>Weee is asking Eddie if he gives up, and Eddie
<v Speaker 1>just defiantly screams no until he eventually passes out.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was awesome, and I could not believe
<v Speaker 2>it that I am seeing a Rick Flair figure four
<v Speaker 2>that ends in the pitfall.
<v Speaker 1>Yep, we get the pinfall via figure four leg lock
<v Speaker 1>and Rick Flair picks up the win against Eddie Guerrero.
<v Speaker 2>I actually thought it was a cool finish. I like
<v Speaker 2>that a lot. And uh Arn Anderson comes out here
<v Speaker 2>with Flair, and Flair celebrates by yelling wu hitting the
<v Speaker 2>ropes and then running and stomping Eddie Guerrero on the head. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Mean, Jen gets pissed off. He says, you better stop
<v Speaker 1>or I'll stop this interview right now.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was fucking so awesome, dude. Yeah, mean
<v Speaker 2>Jean's here to conduct an interview. He says, we're youre live,
<v Speaker 2>We're with the two of the four Horsemen, and Flair
<v Speaker 2>is putting the boots to Eddie. Hey, knock it off,
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair. I'll cut this interview down right now. Get
<v Speaker 2>him off that cack, please, and he's talking to arm.
<v Speaker 2>Flare is continuing to stop out Eddie, and Arn says, well,
<v Speaker 2>I guess what you're trying to say is we're on
<v Speaker 2>a roll. No, that's fucking not what I'm fucking saying,
<v Speaker 2>are you kidding me? Stop kicking his ass. Arne says this, this
<v Speaker 2>week it was Eddie, Last Saturday was Johnny B. Benden,
<v Speaker 2>the next and last week was Paul Owendorf. So Arn
<v Speaker 2>says Paul Ondorff, I respect you as being a hell
<v Speaker 2>of a man in the wrestler, but the law of
<v Speaker 2>physics says this, for every action, there is an opposite
<v Speaker 2>and equal reaction, and he felt how the horsemen react
<v Speaker 2>to situations. And I'm like, oh, they must have laid
<v Speaker 2>this dude out. Not only did they lay him out,
<v Speaker 2>they like kill this guy. They show last week where
<v Speaker 2>there's like a little confrontation on the stage, Brian Pillman
<v Speaker 2>slaps the shit out of Paul Orndorf, which leads to
<v Speaker 2>mister Wonderful beating his ass, which then leads to Flare
<v Speaker 2>and Arn, who are of course teaming with Pillman. Not
<v Speaker 2>only picking Paul Orndorff off of Pilman, but then they
<v Speaker 2>hit him with a fucking assistant pile driver off the stage.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I love this because he actually does get hurt
<v Speaker 1>in cannon on the show, and like, I love that
<v Speaker 1>they protected the assistant pile driver deal here.
<v Speaker 2>What a great move, dude, I mean Flair jumping. I
<v Speaker 2>mean it's obviously not a high stage, but Flair using
<v Speaker 2>the little, you know, raised platform to hit this was gnarly.
<v Speaker 2>I yeah, what a what a great fucking move that is.
<v Speaker 1>I also love that Brian Pillman started taut spamming after
<v Speaker 1>they did the assistant pile driver at asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, hump in the air, dick.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just being a shit stir is his whole point
<v Speaker 1>of being in the four Horseman.
<v Speaker 2>That's his whole career. After a while, right, so Arn says,
<v Speaker 2>you jump one of us, and you jump all of us,
<v Speaker 2>and Flair says, I guess what happened is and all
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, the task Master, Kevin Sullivan and Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>Harder here and Flare Flaire turns around and looks at
<v Speaker 2>him and says, devil, what is it? Dude?
<v Speaker 1>I love the way he said it too, was so
<v Speaker 1>much like they're just two friends talking. He says, devil,
<v Speaker 1>what is it?
<v Speaker 2>Man just regularly calls him devil. I love that, And
<v Speaker 2>task Master says, hey, I respect both of you guys.
<v Speaker 2>And Flair is like facing the task Master, who which
<v Speaker 2>means his back is to hardcam and Jean Legit stops
<v Speaker 2>everybody from talking and says, hey, there's the television cameras
<v Speaker 2>over here. Rick, it has to like turn Flair to
<v Speaker 2>the hard camp. I thought that was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too. I thought that was dope because.
<v Speaker 2>It's Jean's interview segment and he knows this is for
<v Speaker 2>TV and like Flair's got to face the camera, and
<v Speaker 2>it didn't feel weird at all. That was cool. Taskmaster says,
<v Speaker 2>you gotta loose cannon on you ship when Brian Pillman
<v Speaker 2>and I don't care about Paul Ollendorf, that matters nothing
<v Speaker 2>to me. But when Brian Pillman knocks the Dungeon of Doom,
<v Speaker 2>he's knocking to every member of my team, and you
<v Speaker 2>being the enforcer. He's point in, Arn, let me tell
<v Speaker 2>you something. You better keep Pilman on a short leash
<v Speaker 2>or all come looking for him. And Arn gives the
<v Speaker 2>most who the fuck are you talking to look of
<v Speaker 2>all time.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is the most dad look I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 2>Like looking down the like down the glasses look is.
<v Speaker 1>Like it's like when your dad tells you something and
<v Speaker 1>then you talk back, and then that's the reaction. You
<v Speaker 1>just know I should have never said.
<v Speaker 2>So. Flaire says, they relax, man, you me Jimmy hard
<v Speaker 2>double A. We're brothers in fine, no problem man, and
<v Speaker 2>Arne says, no, no, no, there's a problem. I said,
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, he said, let me hammer this. Now. You
<v Speaker 2>come looking for Pilman with the Dungeon Doom, you may
<v Speaker 2>just find flar and Anderson. Arn Anderson is the coldest
<v Speaker 2>motherfucker of all time. Dude, this guy is so cold.
<v Speaker 2>He's got the tucked in shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like.
<v Speaker 2>Super super dead it out.
<v Speaker 1>But this is a stone.
<v Speaker 2>Cold fucking killer right here.
<v Speaker 1>Man like his sons.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And Taskmaster says, let me tell you something. If
<v Speaker 2>you don't keep it with short leash, this is w
<v Speaker 2>c W and there ain't no allegiance anywhere. And Flair says,
<v Speaker 2>you heard what your forcers said. Brother. I mean, what
<v Speaker 2>a fucking great duo Flare and RN are. Man. They
<v Speaker 2>super compliment each other like Flair's super braggadocious, and you
<v Speaker 2>know limousines this that and the other. And arn Is
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he'll kill you. He'll he'll chicken shit, but
<v Speaker 2>he'll kill you. Unbelievable, unbelievable. Uh So Taskmaster and Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>Hart leave and Flair says, the Horseman are reunited and
<v Speaker 2>it feels so good. Whoo, and Jean says, well, thank
<v Speaker 2>you ladies and gentlemen. Is there some unrest with the troops.
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully we'll find out, because I think I believe it's
<v Speaker 2>Dungeon and Dooman horseman had a little bit of a
<v Speaker 2>fucking bond, probably over Hogan, uh and stinging the such.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, yep, So I think that's, you know, kind
<v Speaker 2>of where we're leading here. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Bischoff, Heenan and Mango are here and they go
<v Speaker 1>over what we've seen tonight until pit Bull Pittman comes
<v Speaker 1>up and uh, he has something he wants to say.
<v Speaker 2>I listen. I mean, he must have just been all
<v Speaker 2>over the shit we talked about him. Last time we
<v Speaker 2>talked about this RWCW Sergeant Craig Pittman was getting some
<v Speaker 2>TV time.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, I mean he got a whole segment
<v Speaker 1>here similar to Medusa at the star of the show.
<v Speaker 2>You're right, Oh shit, it's Greg Pittman from the Army.
<v Speaker 2>He drops his dog tags in the trash. The Army sucks.
<v Speaker 2>So Pittman says, good day, gentlemen. I'm sorry to interrupt,
<v Speaker 2>but I want to talk to you. I guess he,
<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe not used to being on TV with
<v Speaker 2>a mic for a very long time yet, because he
<v Speaker 2>immediately starts talking to Bobby Heenan and he's like, the
<v Speaker 2>mic is very low, and Bischoff pretty much has to
<v Speaker 2>stop and say, all right now, hey, let me hold
<v Speaker 2>that for you. Let me make sure people want to
<v Speaker 2>hear you. And uh, Craig Pittman says, I've been doing
<v Speaker 2>a lot of sneaking and peeking and come and find
<v Speaker 2>out you were one of the best managers of all time.
<v Speaker 2>I would like to ask you to manage the pit
<v Speaker 2>bull in the world title and what do you have
<v Speaker 2>to say? Bobby Heaton is like, what what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>You can't fuck me on the spot like that. But
<v Speaker 2>Craig pittmans like in his face nuts, like probably snarling
<v Speaker 2>like a pit bull. I guess that's why he is
<v Speaker 2>a nickname. But he is like, you want me to
<v Speaker 2>manage you. Craig Pitman says, that's affirmative. Eden says, well, sir,
<v Speaker 2>I don't manage anymore. I'm a broadcast journalist, but you know,
<v Speaker 2>I could probably put you onto somebody like a Jimmy Hart,
<v Speaker 2>someone that's smart with intelligence. It can handle your finances.
<v Speaker 2>Craig Pittman says, if I don't get help soon, I'm
<v Speaker 2>not gonna take any prisoners. And he's got the craziest
<v Speaker 2>eyes ever. This is absurd.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if this was WCW two thousand, they should have
<v Speaker 1>had Sergeant Craig Pittman at any time he comes on
<v Speaker 1>the screen like backstage it does the Army March song
<v Speaker 1>would have got.
<v Speaker 2>Super Over super Over, you know, he would have just
<v Speaker 2>been in the missmitson action though.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they definitely had a room.
<v Speaker 2>And we're gonna rename you. You are Brett the Pitman are.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, Sergeant Craig Pittman is now Sergeant Craig Penis.
<v Speaker 2>General long ass.
<v Speaker 1>They're more fucking funny games here, all right. I'm trying
<v Speaker 1>to be the world champion, So let me tell you
<v Speaker 1>my new name, Penis. So we have Lex Luger versus
<v Speaker 1>Marcus Alexander Bagwell next on Nitro. Lex Luger comes out
<v Speaker 1>with Jimmy Hart, who is his manager at the time,
<v Speaker 1>and Marcus Bagwell is already in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Marcus Bagwell if I guess maybe you don't know
<v Speaker 2>this is buff Bagwell, but he's still in the American
<v Speaker 2>Males and he's just a blue chipper here. Jimmy Hart,
<v Speaker 2>of course, is out here with one of his many jackets.
<v Speaker 2>This one just happens to have Lex Luger airbrushed on
<v Speaker 2>the back of it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. His whole bag, his whole carry on is just jackets.
<v Speaker 2>I think that is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>That's old school. Yeah, dude, like he had carry on. Sure,
<v Speaker 1>so what are these my jacket? Well, actually it's nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety five. They're not checking anything. A matter of fact, sir,
<v Speaker 1>just go ahead.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, why are you even stopping to talk to me.
<v Speaker 2>I'm punching you ahead? Are you kidding me?
<v Speaker 1>You don't need to check my bag? But I have
<v Speaker 1>a bomb in there. I don't believe you.
<v Speaker 2>He's on the megaphone in the middle of an airport,
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety five, yelling I have a bomb. Yeah, can
<v Speaker 2>you fucking get going? And we got to get on
<v Speaker 2>this flight.
<v Speaker 1>On the flight man.
<v Speaker 2>Bischof says, we're counting on a starcade. When someone is
<v Speaker 2>going to get a shot at the world title, is
<v Speaker 2>going to be the giant or Rick Flair as champion.
<v Speaker 2>Regardless of who wins the night, Flair has a shot
<v Speaker 2>at the title next week, and uh, of course at
<v Speaker 2>the at the pay per view it's going to be
<v Speaker 2>I think it's is it sting, Flair and Luger in
<v Speaker 2>a three way and the winner gets a world title shot.
<v Speaker 2>A triangle match is what they called it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, okay, not a triple dance.
<v Speaker 2>No, not a triple dance, threeway dance, triple threat, anything
<v Speaker 2>else you want to call. It is a triangle match,
<v Speaker 2>which they have not explained the rules for.
<v Speaker 1>There are no rules in the triangle.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, that's what Pax said.
<v Speaker 1>No, I think he said triangular delau bore.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, so he did, and then they got avocado toes.
<v Speaker 1>I love it, so yeah, Lex Luger and Marcus Bagwell,
<v Speaker 1>of course these guys become tag team champions of w
<v Speaker 1>CW in like four or five more years.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're right. What the hell?
<v Speaker 1>They have a legendary time as a tag team that
<v Speaker 1>ends very very good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man. They are super excited to pass the torch
<v Speaker 2>to the next up and coming team, and so much
<v Speaker 2>so that they just yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've always heard that buff Bagwell was very, very
<v Speaker 1>very easy to work with and loved passing the.
<v Speaker 2>Torch, notoriously Lex Luger as well, totally buff. Oh. Also
<v Speaker 2>on commentary, the Heenan brings up that Hulk Hogan is
<v Speaker 2>here tonight, and he says, we got to watch out
<v Speaker 2>because why is Hogan here? Don't change that dial. Who
<v Speaker 2>knows what that man's going to do, the egomaniac that
<v Speaker 2>he is. So I believe Hogan is suspended right now
<v Speaker 2>or he's on probation. I think maybe that's the term that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he's on probation, Yeah, for being too over brother, for.
<v Speaker 1>Putting two monster trucks on our roof and then leaving them.
<v Speaker 2>There, trying to kill the giant by knocking him off
<v Speaker 2>a roof.
<v Speaker 1>So Bagwell dropkicks Luger off the apron here and Jimmy
<v Speaker 1>Hart with his megaphone is out there and les Luger's pissed.
<v Speaker 1>He goes over to him and Jimmy Hart says, he
<v Speaker 1>can't do that to you, Daddy, come on, come on, daddy.
<v Speaker 2>All the entire time, especially when Scotty Riggs comes out here,
<v Speaker 2>because Jimmy on the megaphone says Hey, referee, Wait, look
<v Speaker 2>at referee, Hey, look him there. He can't be out here.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, Scotty Riggs, who just refuses to stop pounding
<v Speaker 2>on the mat as loud as fucking possible.
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to get the crowd clapping. It's just not
<v Speaker 1>happening here.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, man, come on, they want to see the fucking rack?
<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me? So?
<v Speaker 1>Bagwell hits two lines here, hits a huge flying forearm,
<v Speaker 1>goes for a splash here, but Luger gets his knees
<v Speaker 1>up and hits him with the power slam.
<v Speaker 2>The patented Bagwell running spledge.
<v Speaker 1>And Luger calls for the rack, and they get the rack.
<v Speaker 2>They get the fucking rack. He racks the son of
<v Speaker 2>a bitch, and that's it, foregone conclusion. The crowd not
<v Speaker 2>as up for the rack as.
<v Speaker 1>They should have been, though, I will say Luger didn't
<v Speaker 1>give him the full manty.
<v Speaker 2>You know, uh, maybe we're not even supposed to still,
<v Speaker 2>you know, we're not super into Luga right now, right
<v Speaker 2>because he's like a he could be a bad guy
<v Speaker 2>because he's with Jimmy Hart, and we don't fuck with
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Hart.
<v Speaker 1>Lighthouse brother, you don't get the full rack.
<v Speaker 2>So Jimmy Hart gets on the apron to celebrate and says,
<v Speaker 2>look at that baby, which is look at that baby
<v Speaker 2>is looking like because it's huge. Mango says, that's one
<v Speaker 2>of the most devastating submission holds in the WCW, and
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Heenen says it's in the world, and Mango says,
<v Speaker 2>WCW is the world, moron, and Hen says, I know
<v Speaker 2>that moron. Heten and Manga vickering is very, very fun. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Lex Luger, the uncrowned w c W Champion of
<v Speaker 1>the World. I guess he's gonna get that title shot
<v Speaker 1>in that triangle deal and yeah, I mean he's been
<v Speaker 1>trading in his uh humanity. Here he's teaming with Jimmy Hart,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like he's pissed, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So me and Jean uh is here to ask
<v Speaker 2>Luger about this James and he uh. Jean says, you know,
<v Speaker 2>Machra Man's gonna defend the title against the Giants eight
<v Speaker 2>looks Luger. Jimmy Hart trots the match. You're gonna be
<v Speaker 2>watching Jimmy arts. Lex Luga is on Crown WIP world champion,
<v Speaker 2>and Jean says, I don't know about that.
<v Speaker 1>What do you not know about?
<v Speaker 2>Old ship? Sounds ridiculous. Jimmy gin know where the Hamburgers?
<v Speaker 1>The Hamburgers, Baby, well, Jimmy, you know, damn well, they're
<v Speaker 1>plentiful Hamburgers backstage. Damn daddy, what are we talking to
<v Speaker 1>you for? Come on, Lex, there's Hamburgers.
<v Speaker 2>All right, Benhan back to you. Well, Luger does say
<v Speaker 2>he is the uncrowned heavyweight champion. He says, I want
<v Speaker 2>to I want you to see a piece of footage
<v Speaker 2>of exactly why I'm the uncrowned champion. We don't see that.
<v Speaker 1>We don't see that ever, Yeah, don't need to.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck he could be lying?
<v Speaker 1>James?
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck he said? He he said, Macha Man
<v Speaker 2>was in the rack and he had him submit and
<v Speaker 2>then he gave up and then he pinned him. I
<v Speaker 2>didn't see any of this. You just taking Lex Lucer's
<v Speaker 2>word for it.
<v Speaker 1>Got to you know, he's the uncrowned w CW champion
<v Speaker 1>of the world.
<v Speaker 2>I never thought of it like that, Yeah, right, like
<v Speaker 2>thinking about it right after one of these mean gene
<v Speaker 2>him burgers.
<v Speaker 1>Baby, Oh they're good, daddy, put cheese on lex Lugers.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want cheese.
<v Speaker 2>Put any cheese on lex Luders, Daddy.
<v Speaker 1>No carbs.
<v Speaker 2>I'll put a pickle.
<v Speaker 1>Gino And goddamn, I can't believe my eyes. We have
<v Speaker 1>seen versus Earl Robert eton De Pussy up next.
<v Speaker 2>Earl Pussy is up next. Aly shit, Yes, they showed
<v Speaker 2>the up next for that and for some reason he
<v Speaker 2>just needs to get something in right at the going
<v Speaker 2>dark to commercial, they say that we're going to commercial
<v Speaker 2>and he then says, tell.
<v Speaker 1>You ho, yeah, it's like dissolving out.
<v Speaker 2>All right, Fucking William Perry's gonna come over and start
<v Speaker 2>kicking your ass.
<v Speaker 1>They should have done that more like Mango, says William
<v Speaker 1>Perry's like looking at him or something.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So next up we have Earl Robert Eaton with Jeeves
<v Speaker 1>versus Sting.
<v Speaker 2>Wow. I uh, I love Earl Robert.
<v Speaker 1>He's the greatest day of my life.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Like this is fantastic. Earl ro Jeeves. First of all,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, just in case you were wondering, Jeeves
<v Speaker 2>at one point was Wildcat Willie. He was the guy
<v Speaker 2>under the basket.
<v Speaker 1>That's funny. Jeeves's British.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and yeah, Earl Robbie Eaton is is British and
<v Speaker 2>he likes British nin right. Robert Imitch.
<v Speaker 1>With Jeeves asked Jeeves about my.
<v Speaker 2>So Bobby says, look at Jeeves, the gentleman of the
<v Speaker 2>gentleman for the Earl of Eton and Bencham says he
<v Speaker 2>looks like a cute tip.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you're not asking where the hell is Jeeves,
<v Speaker 1>you're doing this all wrong. You know, like this is
<v Speaker 1>one of the key factors to this gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>He's you know, he even Jeeves this on England looks
<v Speaker 2>like at all times everyone's gonna Jeeves.
<v Speaker 1>Can anyone from England confer?
<v Speaker 2>What did I deny? And we're gonna fucking yell at you?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, heenan uh says look at Jeeves, and Beschall
<v Speaker 2>says he looks like a Q tip and he then
<v Speaker 2>says they treat their people well in England. That's Jeeves,
<v Speaker 2>and Benchell says, Jeeves the heck kind of almost says
<v Speaker 2>like the rock Jeeves going to raw with Jeeves.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in my brain, Earl Robert Eaton with Jeeves would
<v Speaker 1>have had the same reaction as Chris Jericho making his
<v Speaker 1>debut on Raw, it would have just been in the
<v Speaker 1>same situation. So Earl Robert Eaton comes out with Jeeves
<v Speaker 1>on the stage, goes to the mic, and the rock says,
<v Speaker 1>who in the blue hell are you? He goes to talk.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter who you are.
<v Speaker 2>What about my boy here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>What what? What is your friend's name?
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's, of course that's Jeeves.
<v Speaker 1>Who Jeeves? Jeeves? Well, Jeeves, I'm gonna tell you what
<v Speaker 1>to do with that hat. No, yeah, jeez, you take
<v Speaker 1>that hat. Yeah, you canna take that.
<v Speaker 2>He's just constantly readjusting his belt.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take that hair right there. You're gonna turn that.
<v Speaker 1>Some of his allies oil it up, Oil.
<v Speaker 2>Oil Jeeves, oil the hat, a lot of instructions the rock.
<v Speaker 1>Stick the hat straight up your kiddy, Yes with a rock. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>is cooking.
<v Speaker 2>That would be great. If they give L Robert the
<v Speaker 2>same kind of steez they give Jericho, that would have
<v Speaker 2>changed history.
<v Speaker 1>I think that's how it was supposed to go.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that sucks. The contracts get you every time.
<v Speaker 1>M Yeah, very similar to the bush Whackers deal. So
<v Speaker 1>Sting comes out and he says.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, steak is super fired the funk up. He
<v Speaker 2>looks fucking great too, by the way, and he's in
<v Speaker 2>the deadlock colors. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I love this attire with the scorpion on the side.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kick ass.
<v Speaker 1>So Earl Robert Eton takes an arm drag and a
<v Speaker 1>monkey flip from Sting, and I love that his default
<v Speaker 1>stance is the arm behind the back England style.
<v Speaker 2>That's the true telling of somebody that's from England.
<v Speaker 1>It's the arm behind. So Sting gets distracted by the
<v Speaker 1>crowd doing the wave or something. I don't know what
<v Speaker 1>happened here.
<v Speaker 2>I think they just fucking had had enough of this
<v Speaker 2>match immediately, which is odd. They didn't do anything.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think they're just having some fun. You know,
<v Speaker 1>it's probably been a long show. It's been about forty minutes.
<v Speaker 2>Sting wasn't ignoring it though, he kind of was joining
<v Speaker 2>them in on it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sting gets distracted by the crowd doing the wave
<v Speaker 1>and then Eaton uses his closed fist and cuts.
<v Speaker 2>Them off, punches them in the face.
<v Speaker 1>He uses a throat slice. I mean, just healing on
<v Speaker 1>this dude, really.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, I thought he was like punching him in
<v Speaker 2>his forehead or whatever. Yeah, punched him in the neck.
<v Speaker 1>Sting fights up out of a hold, but Eating hits
<v Speaker 1>him with the backbreaker. Bobby Eating goes up to the
<v Speaker 1>top and he looks for the King Kong knee, but
<v Speaker 1>Sting misses. I'm sorry he misses, Sting.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sting misses his knee gets hit right on the
<v Speaker 2>top of his head. Yeah, Bobby, I mean sorry, Robert.
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to disrespect him. He uh King Kong
<v Speaker 2>knee and missing has to feel like shit.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, man, Sting. He gets right up, he hits
<v Speaker 1>the Stinger, splash locks into scorpion death lock, and he
<v Speaker 1>picks up the win on earl Robert Eton.
<v Speaker 2>Which is fucking bullshit. I mean, really stopping this guy's
<v Speaker 2>momentum before he even gets a chance to start. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>Jeeves better have an answer to this. Next week. He
<v Speaker 2>should blow Sting's car up.
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that would be nuts.
<v Speaker 2>So, I mean, I think we should really escalate some
<v Speaker 2>shit here.
<v Speaker 1>So Sting, who has a world title deal at Starkad,
<v Speaker 1>has his car blown up.
<v Speaker 2>By geez. I mean, if you're gonna be the focal
<v Speaker 2>point of the company, everybody's coming for you, you know, So jeez, yep.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's about That's about it that Geez has
<v Speaker 1>a car bomb yeah with them, which is okay, that's
<v Speaker 1>a ninety five. We make shit happen. Yeah, yeah, So
<v Speaker 1>me and Gene is here with Sting, and Sting says
<v Speaker 1>he will become a six time world champion at Star Kaid.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he is super fired up. He's a great promo.
<v Speaker 2>First of all. I yeah, I mean he's already a
<v Speaker 2>five time fucking champion. That is that feels like a lot.
<v Speaker 2>But you know, I guess he has been around for
<v Speaker 2>a minute.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was the focal point at w CW for
<v Speaker 1>a minute before they did Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>Jene says, you know, uh, you know, all right, Eric
<v Speaker 2>Bischoff is a very difficult time of year to be
<v Speaker 2>talking about some business that's being conducted b CW. I'd
<v Speaker 2>like to think about, you know, I think of horsing
<v Speaker 2>down a couple of eggnogs with some friends, run a
<v Speaker 2>warm fire. Anyways, Sting, I guess I gotta talk to.
<v Speaker 1>You staying watch out for Jeeves. I heard he just
<v Speaker 1>learned how to make a car bomb. What anyways, we
<v Speaker 1>have Stark coming up here on Tuesday or Wednesday.
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember it hardly doesn't know either.
<v Speaker 1>What's the deal with star Kate?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sting says, the entire world knows what he thinks
<v Speaker 2>of Flair, but he will not forget what he did
<v Speaker 2>to those you know, little kids out there. And uh,
<v Speaker 2>there's somebody that keeps trying to raise their kid into
<v Speaker 2>the air to block the hard camra shot. Fucking asshole,
<v Speaker 2>and six says, but now my best friend, the total package.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm a little myth mean Jeane, my best
<v Speaker 2>friend's comments about going through all the town here in
<v Speaker 2>WCW as if the Stingers not even here. All I
<v Speaker 2>gotta say is I've been world heavyweight champion on five
<v Speaker 2>different occasions. I would love to make it six, mean
<v Speaker 2>Gene six times, and he fires up, the crowd fires up,
<v Speaker 2>and Jean says, oh, thanks very much. Maybe Lex Luban's
<v Speaker 2>thinking talking over some megnog over this holiday season. I'd
<v Speaker 2>love to have some magnog right now and be drunk
<v Speaker 2>and not be dalking his dig All right.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's up with that guy, but uh,
<v Speaker 1>we got the Giant versus Macho man up next.
<v Speaker 2>The giant crazy graphic for these two.
<v Speaker 1>Dude Yeah, I love how the Giant early Giant is
<v Speaker 1>portrayed on this show. And I also love Threek. Every
<v Speaker 1>time he makes his entrance, he's green.
<v Speaker 2>He is super green, and he's green in the ring too, Brother.
<v Speaker 1>Halloween Having nineteen ninety nine is available tomorrow at video
<v Speaker 1>stores everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>Holy Shit nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 1>Holy Fuck Halloween Have It nineteen ninety five is available
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow at video stores everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>Halloween Having nineteen ninety nine would fuck these dudes heads
<v Speaker 2>up crazy nineteen ninety five. They were like, what the
<v Speaker 2>fuck happened here?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? This was the Havoc with the monster trucks on
<v Speaker 1>the roof.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, uh and the Yetay dude legendary. You can't
<v Speaker 2>beat that fucking yet hey man. Yeah, no, shit is
<v Speaker 2>fucking awesome. That's available at stores everywhere tomorrow.
<v Speaker 1>As you said, the cover of the VHS here looks
<v Speaker 1>like Hogan has three fingers on one of his hands.
<v Speaker 2>That is fucking crazy. Whose fucking hands are these?
<v Speaker 1>That's Hulk Hogan's yo. Are they supposed to be the
<v Speaker 1>Giant's hands but on hul coagins?
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what I was thinking. That's what it looks like.
<v Speaker 2>But they also got fucking the Giant is Frankenstein on
<v Speaker 2>the back doing the franking Stein pose.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Holy shit, Frankenstein. So now it's time for the
<v Speaker 1>main event, The Giant with Kevin Sullivan and Jimmy Hart
<v Speaker 1>versus Macho Man Randy Savage for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Giant comes out, like you said, all green lighting
<v Speaker 2>with Jimmy Hart and the task Master, and Mango says,
<v Speaker 2>two weasels and a big stinky giant, has it.
<v Speaker 1>Gotta be stinky?
<v Speaker 2>Well just look at him.
<v Speaker 1>Randy Savage is the WCW champion, of course, and we
<v Speaker 1>start the match off here and Giant is trying to
<v Speaker 1>double act Savage constantly.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, He's trying to cut the ring off because he's
<v Speaker 2>so wide, and Macho Man is having to avoid these
<v Speaker 2>and it's great.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Savage is able to move around and stop them.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Savage jumps on the Giant's back and tries to choke
<v Speaker 1>him out, so the Giant just throws them head over
<v Speaker 1>heels to the ground.
<v Speaker 2>He has a minute though, where he's like he's got
<v Speaker 2>a choke in and giants like struggling. He's holding the
<v Speaker 2>ropes he's having to kind of hold himself up with
<v Speaker 2>the ropes. Jimmy Hart's on the floor with the megaphone
<v Speaker 2>saying he's joking him. He's joking a rough and uh,
<v Speaker 2>there's a second where Giant looks like he's in trouble,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, he just fucking grabs him throws them on
<v Speaker 2>the floor. Commentary is speculating, by the way, where Hogan is,
<v Speaker 2>because they brought him up earlier and now they're bringing
<v Speaker 2>up him again. Manga said, Oh, he's probably backstage keeping
<v Speaker 2>those dungeon of duds at Bay and he even says, Oh,
<v Speaker 2>I think I saw him get here early. I think
<v Speaker 2>he works here. He parks here from five to seven.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, also tremendous we were talking about earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Hart now has a jacket with the Taskmaster on it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's pretty sweet man, like the Jackets airbrust Jackets man.
<v Speaker 1>So Giant goes to talk to Jimmy Hart, but Savage
<v Speaker 1>Drop kicks Giant from behind. He knocks Jimmy Hart off
<v Speaker 1>the apron and shit gets started real quick. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>from this point forward, it just kind of keeps moving.
<v Speaker 1>So Giant whip Savages in the corner, elbows him in
<v Speaker 1>the back of the head, body slams Savage, and then
<v Speaker 1>bear hugs him in the center, and that's how we
<v Speaker 1>go to commercial. We come back.
<v Speaker 2>He definitely called for the choke slam and then did
<v Speaker 2>the bear hug, so I'm guessing maybe he was just
<v Speaker 2>a yeah, maybe not yet, dude.
<v Speaker 1>So he come back. The Giant is still beating Macho
<v Speaker 1>Man's ass. He signals for the choke slam, full goozle style.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he puts both hands around your neck.
<v Speaker 2>He's fucking huge. I mean, obviously he doesn't get smaller,
<v Speaker 2>but I don't know something because Macho Man is not
<v Speaker 2>a small dude either, but he just is dwarfed by
<v Speaker 2>the giant.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the Macho Man scratches his fucking eyes. I don't
<v Speaker 1>think so, buddy, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, not only does he scratch his eyes, James, he
<v Speaker 2>gouges his eyes like for a whole minutes.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he hands off. Don't fucking touch me like that, bitch.
<v Speaker 1>So Savage hits two lines on the giant, but the
<v Speaker 1>Giant doesn't fall down, and then the giant grabs Macho
<v Speaker 1>Man and hits a sidewalk backbreaker for it.
<v Speaker 2>Too fucking gets him and he that's it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I really liked here.
<v Speaker 2>Where.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he goes for the pin here, he gets the
<v Speaker 1>two and Macho Man doesn't kick out. He puts his
<v Speaker 1>foot on the rope.
<v Speaker 2>Foot on the ropes, and then Kevin Sullivan pushes his
<v Speaker 2>foot off the rope and Giant says his foot wasn't
<v Speaker 2>on the rope.
<v Speaker 1>Giant and hits the ten thirty one and Macho Man
<v Speaker 1>rolls all the way out to the floor, right into
<v Speaker 1>the pizza and popcorn.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is kind of nasty down here with the
<v Speaker 2>sticky sky, like the Giant, they can't get away from
<v Speaker 2>the snow.
<v Speaker 1>The roll out from the Giant, and there's a whole Coolgan.
<v Speaker 2>Fan out here, dude, So he throws a foam finger
<v Speaker 2>at him.
<v Speaker 1>Get that fucking thing out of here. New more foam fingers.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's like really good.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Giant goes out there, of course, and he picks
<v Speaker 1>Macha Man up and he throws him over the top
<v Speaker 1>rope from the floor into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>That is so awesome, dude, what a fun I love
<v Speaker 2>when he does that.
<v Speaker 1>And then the Giant signals that he's going to head
<v Speaker 1>to the top.
<v Speaker 2>Rope this is insane. Like I was like, Okay, this
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be dropkick because I've seen him do missile
<v Speaker 2>dropkick from the top. I don't think he knew the
<v Speaker 2>move that he was doing. What he went up there.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was gonna go for crossfire. It's time.
<v Speaker 2>Oh he fucking does the scorpio fingers.
<v Speaker 1>Please no, no, holy.
<v Speaker 2>Shit, Jason Cross doesn't even here here, Please no, he
<v Speaker 2>can't move.
<v Speaker 1>So Giant goes up. Man, he gets to the top rope,
<v Speaker 1>he gets I mean, this is fucking insane, guys like,
<v Speaker 1>I don't mean like he gets to the top rope,
<v Speaker 1>he crouches down and then goes the Giant goes to
<v Speaker 1>the top rope, stands all the way up and then
<v Speaker 1>does a diving splash.
<v Speaker 2>And it's like he doesn't know how to control his
<v Speaker 2>body in the air like this, so like he falls
<v Speaker 2>so fast and his body is so like he's waving
<v Speaker 2>like he's going for a fucking a dive in a pool.
<v Speaker 2>He lands on the mat so hard because the macho
<v Speaker 2>man moves.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it was unbelievable. Man. Every time I think I've
<v Speaker 1>seen everything from the Giant, He's got one more thing.
<v Speaker 2>That could have been his finish by the way.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he could have done anything as his fucking
<v Speaker 1>finish crossfire. Ooh so Macho Man, Yeah, he moves out
<v Speaker 1>of the way, the Giant splashes right into the mat,
<v Speaker 1>and the Macho Man heads up immediately and hits his
<v Speaker 1>own elbow drop for a two.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, crowd is fucking fired up, by the way. First
<v Speaker 2>of all that, I was like, wow, holy shit, and
<v Speaker 2>then the kickout press style like he throws Macho Man
<v Speaker 2>off of him. Then he gets up and drop kicks
<v Speaker 2>Macho Man. The Giant is the best wrestler in nineteen
<v Speaker 2>ninety five.
<v Speaker 1>Giant drop kick. Dude, Wow it looked great too, Dude. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>it was kick ass and I loved this. I mean
<v Speaker 1>I love the back end here. What a fantastic match
<v Speaker 1>this ended up being. Uh, Giant and Macho are now
<v Speaker 1>on the outside. Giant goes for a supplex on the floor,
<v Speaker 1>but Macho Man holds onto the ropes like literally mid soupplex,
<v Speaker 1>holds onto the ropes and then finds himself back into
<v Speaker 1>the ring and the Giant, because he was already doing
<v Speaker 1>the souplex, ends up going the full distance and smacks
<v Speaker 1>off the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I I don't know if I've seen that before.
<v Speaker 1>I love this, dude. I could not get enough of this.
<v Speaker 1>I replayed it like three times.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. It was cool as fuck because, yeah, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>Giant pulled up the mat on the floor. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>so this is going to the cement. Yeah, he picks
<v Speaker 2>them up. Macho fucking army catches his legs and arms
<v Speaker 2>on the ropes to stop himself. Giant just falls, makes
<v Speaker 2>a horrible sound. But Giant is a freak of nature,
<v Speaker 2>so he just gets up and gets back in the
<v Speaker 2>ring and choke slams watching.
<v Speaker 1>Man, dude, I love this. So the crowd gets up.
<v Speaker 1>They're already going nuts. You can see them looking towards
<v Speaker 1>the ramp, and uh, as this person is running out,
<v Speaker 1>Giant decides he's gonna steal his finish said giants fell
<v Speaker 1>leg drop.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude, I love that. And that set
<v Speaker 2>Hal Cogan off like I've never seen him set off before.
<v Speaker 2>My move.
<v Speaker 1>Brother, Come on, dude, the fucking I this not an
<v Speaker 1>Augusta brother. Please not in Augusta. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>You can do the Crossfire all you want, dude, just
<v Speaker 2>don't do my new brother, please. I have never seen
<v Speaker 2>a Haul Cogan run in like this ever before in
<v Speaker 2>my life. This is unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>He stole my move. Fuck you brother.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking gets in the ring. He has a chair and
<v Speaker 2>Giant is covering macho man. Now after doing the Hogan
<v Speaker 2>leg drop, Hogan bashes the Giant in the back with
<v Speaker 2>the chair, which I was like, that's fucking you know,
<v Speaker 2>crazy fucking Hogan grips the ref He pushes them in
<v Speaker 2>the corner because the ref's like, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 2>you doing? Hogan bumps Kevin Sullivan off the apron. He
<v Speaker 2>turns back around. Hogan is throwing real chair shots for
<v Speaker 2>the first time in his career. He hits the Giant
<v Speaker 2>so hard that with his chair shot. Legit the best
<v Speaker 2>chair shot I've seen him throw. Then Hogan turns around
<v Speaker 2>and he decks a referee with the chair. Holy fucking shit, what.
<v Speaker 1>My favorite hits the one he does to the Giant.
<v Speaker 2>Next, dude, Yeah, he fucking how he like? Is it
<v Speaker 2>the one where he flips him over the top rope? Yes?
<v Speaker 1>I love that one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he hits Giant again. Then giants against the ropes.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan runs out with the chair hits him in the back.
<v Speaker 2>H fucking giant flips over the top rope, look gigantic
<v Speaker 2>to it.
<v Speaker 1>Whoa.
<v Speaker 2>Then Mango and William fucking Perry the refrigerator. Are he
<v Speaker 2>the oh.
<v Speaker 1>Shit, Oh my god, here goes a hey club.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Mongo and fucking William Perry and CCW.
<v Speaker 1>Would have been sick a dude, yeah, really.
<v Speaker 2>So they're trying to stop Hogan. Hogan is outside, He's
<v Speaker 2>fucking don't fucking touch me, Fridge, don't touch me, brother.
<v Speaker 2>He's fucking trying to talk to Mongo and William Perry.
<v Speaker 2>Then Hogan fucking hits a guy in a suit with
<v Speaker 2>a chair in his stomach. William Perry falls over the guy.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan Doug Dillinger. I don't think so. I thought I looked.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was Oh.
<v Speaker 1>I just assumed it was Doug Dillinger. Some guy with
<v Speaker 1>a suit comes out, Hey, fuck you too, dude. He
<v Speaker 1>did my moving augusta brother, you.
<v Speaker 2>Don't understand, dude. Hogan is irate. He's grabs Mongo and
<v Speaker 2>Perry and he's flipping out. He gets back in the
<v Speaker 2>ring and he covers up macho man. I thought Hogan
<v Speaker 2>was getting into the ring to pin him to try
<v Speaker 2>the well, he hit you with my move, brother, I
<v Speaker 2>might as well get the pit. This is fucking unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>What goes on next? Man like this entire promo, This
<v Speaker 2>is outrageous. So Hogan, you know they're trying trying to
<v Speaker 2>get the dust to settle here. Bischof says, we gotta
<v Speaker 2>take a break. We're back from commercial. Mean Gene is
<v Speaker 2>here now, because of course, mean Jan needs to get
<v Speaker 2>the scoop. Jean's in the ring with Hogan to macho man.
<v Speaker 2>Hogan's holding the chair still, and Jean says, you know, Giant,
<v Speaker 2>you nailed him. You nailed part of the security people.
<v Speaker 2>Hulk Hogan, you may have been off a bit more
<v Speaker 2>than you can chew, because I personally think you wrest
<v Speaker 2>the chance of being suspended. And Hogan says, well, you know,
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of people on probation, brother, that's just
<v Speaker 2>like a general statement of America. Rick Flair gets a
<v Speaker 2>tuttle match, the Giant gets a tuttle match. What about
<v Speaker 2>Hulk Hogan? What about Raven?
<v Speaker 1>What about Scotty, good brother Scotty. There's a lot of
<v Speaker 1>people on probation, brother. The Bushwackers can't even come.
<v Speaker 2>Here, dude, So Hogan says, like the macho man says,
<v Speaker 2>what it is is what it is? He are you
<v Speaker 2>fucking kidding me?
<v Speaker 1>I didn't just hear you say that. Ogan.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta be fucking kidding me right now.
<v Speaker 1>Not here, not an Augustin.
<v Speaker 2>He's in the aisle and he's being held back by
<v Speaker 2>the Taskmaster and of course Sergeant Craig Pittman, and he's
<v Speaker 2>flipping the fuck out. He's going ho again, Hogan. This
<v Speaker 2>is so goddamn funny. The shot on the aisle is
<v Speaker 2>pointing at the Giant and being hold back. He's flipping out.
<v Speaker 2>Then all of a sudden, off camera Haulkokein runs into
<v Speaker 2>the shot and runs up and hits the china, the head.
<v Speaker 1>Of the chair. Dude, Yeah, no, clips out, hits the
<v Speaker 1>chair and just keeps running.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, fucking full running. He runs, hits Kevin Sullivan with
<v Speaker 2>the chair, back to the Giant, back to Sullivan, back
<v Speaker 2>to the Giant. He kills him with the fucking chair shot.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hogan. Okay, So Hogan does this promo. You know
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of people of probation. Brother, He's still
<v Speaker 1>talking and the Giant's fucking the giant is fucking on
<v Speaker 1>the ramp and like he's yelling at him, and Hogan like,
<v Speaker 1>I love the process. My brain went through. Hogan puts
<v Speaker 1>the mic down, grabs the chair, run straight towards the
<v Speaker 1>ramp the goddamn promo.
<v Speaker 2>Brother, come here up.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's on site, dude.
<v Speaker 2>He fucking annihilates the boat James, and then he runs
<v Speaker 2>back to the ring with the chair to continue the interview.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh oh yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
<v Speaker 1>Are you shitting me?
<v Speaker 2>Not an augusta piece of shit?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Ogan. I have one song on my record
<v Speaker 1>for you, Ogan.
<v Speaker 2>And Hogan says, I got one thing to say, brother,
<v Speaker 2>by Hoker, by Crook. It's going all going crazy in
<v Speaker 2>the WCW. And like I said before, brother, you're the
<v Speaker 2>heavyweight champion of the world. Boy, the macho man, and
<v Speaker 2>I'm sick of this probation stuff. Just in America, my name,
<v Speaker 2>Hulk Hogan is on the belt. Dude, the little MANIX
<v Speaker 2>been training, saying the prayers and eating their vitamins. And
<v Speaker 2>ain't no brother, you owe me a title shot, Macho
<v Speaker 2>says Hulk Hogan about your title shot. First and foremost,
<v Speaker 2>I have to defend the world's title against Rick Fleerer
<v Speaker 2>next week on Nitro. Hogans, I wish you all the
<v Speaker 2>look on the world. Brother, You and I've been around
<v Speaker 2>the block a few times, and I know you can
<v Speaker 2>beat Rick Flair. And the Macho does the little fingers
<v Speaker 2>in the Hogan's yes, yes, and he says, and then
<v Speaker 2>Eve and when I do, because I'm positive, thinker, I
<v Speaker 2>have to get past arcade and then right after that
<v Speaker 2>the match. The whole world, Jupiter, Saturn, Venus, Urinus and
<v Speaker 2>anywhere else is waiting for Holk Hogan versus the Macho Man.
<v Speaker 1>You got it?
<v Speaker 2>And Gene is like, whoa, what the fuck? Hey, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know anything about this. Were you talking about against
<v Speaker 2>his brother? After the Macho Man beats Rick Flair and
<v Speaker 2>after he survives a triangle match, Okamnix, would you like
<v Speaker 2>to see Holk and Macho Man get it on? Crowd
<v Speaker 2>of course cheers. That'd be awesome. They said, no, fuck that,
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit tins on tens co Jima, Cojima.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, brothers, do not forget about.
<v Speaker 2>Oh Augusta gets it, brother, That's why you don't do
<v Speaker 2>my movie here.
<v Speaker 1>Kojima likes the bread tins on with the hair. Looks good?
<v Speaker 2>How exciting, Jean says William Perry. That was gonna be
<v Speaker 2>officials Mango security task message, John, you went through quite
<v Speaker 2>a list tonight, Get says, well, let me tell you something, brother,
<v Speaker 2>Steve Michaels refrigerator, Perry, I got a lot of respect
<v Speaker 2>for you dudes on the football field. Do not make
<v Speaker 2>the mistake of getting me and Macho Man's arena.
<v Speaker 1>Brother.
<v Speaker 2>We'll take you out brother, real fast.
<v Speaker 1>Damn what Yeah, He's gonna go ahead and try to
<v Speaker 1>get that match going.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Wow does that happen?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>That is fucking nuts. That like whow? And as far
<v Speaker 2>as I'm concerned, dude, Destiny's ettion stone. Good luck with
<v Speaker 2>the nature boy brother, So watches I need a favor
<v Speaker 2>from yulkster. Will you let me have this chair because
<v Speaker 2>I have a feeling when I use it for memorabilia
<v Speaker 2>with the autograph of the Giant and Kevin Sullivan on it,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make a fortune. Oh yeah, And Hogan and
<v Speaker 2>Macha Man po's Hogan's music plays of course, and uh
<v Speaker 2>we go to commentary here and Mango says, hey, what
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? What do they fuck me? For He says,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not jumping in his arena. I'm just trying to
<v Speaker 2>save the man from himself. He's gonna be suspended, He's
<v Speaker 2>not gonna have a chance to wrestle Macho Man. And
<v Speaker 2>he even says he's a grown man. Let him make
<v Speaker 2>his own mistakes. Last time I saw Refrigerator move like that,
<v Speaker 2>did get handed him the ball or they opened the
<v Speaker 2>buffet line. Stay in your seat, you'll feel a lot
<v Speaker 2>better off. Yeah, Mango pluws him off, and Betcham said, Hey,
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna get you in trouble. Perry here is that?
<v Speaker 2>He says, Oh, I'll knock him out. So Bischoff talks
<v Speaker 2>about next week on Nitro Machaman defensive title against nature Boy.
<v Speaker 2>We'll have more talking about the World cuple Wrestling at
<v Speaker 2>Star Kid with the Superstars, a WC to be facing
<v Speaker 2>the Superstars in New Japan, the triangle match for a
<v Speaker 2>shot the world title for Mango for a Refrigerator, Perry
<v Speaker 2>for Bobby the Brainhen and Pepe can't forget you a
<v Speaker 2>little guy. We'll see you next week for WCW Monday Nightro.
<v Speaker 2>This is a great fucking show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I really enjoyed the show a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Super easy to digest, like everything fucking made sense, a
<v Speaker 2>lot of bill to starkate. Here. We got some fun matches.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the craziest Taull Coogan running I've ever witnessed
<v Speaker 2>in my life run in and then run out and
<v Speaker 2>then run back in. I've never seen such a thing. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>really fucking completely absurd. Giant and Macha Man had a
<v Speaker 2>fun match before Hogan had to get involved. That's probably
<v Speaker 2>the story of their lives. Yeah, man, I really enjoyed
<v Speaker 2>this episode. Well that is it for WCW Monday Night.
<v Speaker 2>I trowe December eighteenth, nineteen ninety five. And now it's
<v Speaker 2>time for the Q and A.
<v Speaker 1>Let's answer some fucking questions. All right, let's get into
<v Speaker 1>the five dollar Patreon Q and A segment.
<v Speaker 2>The questions and the answers. Well, if we did one
<v Speaker 2>week of just asking the questions, and then we just
<v Speaker 2>gave ourselves a week to answer.
<v Speaker 1>Them, I like a week, that's.
<v Speaker 2>A fucking pretty good amount of time. But it's been
<v Speaker 2>on that on this show. Thankfully, we will give you
<v Speaker 2>both the question and the answer. This is in the
<v Speaker 2>five dollars and above here on our Patreon patreon dot com,
<v Speaker 2>Size dead Luck PW. First question here from Diving Head,
<v Speaker 2>but the long way, What have been some of the
<v Speaker 2>other video games you guys have thought about playing for
<v Speaker 2>the after show? Oh see, I wasn't sure if to
<v Speaker 2>answer this, James, because I didn't know if we wanted
<v Speaker 2>to give away anything yet.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean you had a couple actually that
<v Speaker 1>you had brought up because uh, I picked Halo and
<v Speaker 1>then you had some that you brought up that I
<v Speaker 1>never played.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll float them off. I mean, so the one
<v Speaker 2>that I there's a couple here, so I mean, obviously,
<v Speaker 2>I the Halo one is fucking going awesome. I'm having
<v Speaker 2>a super good time doing that. I imagine we'll get to
<v Speaker 2>Halo two. I imagine that's you know, you.
<v Speaker 1>Are gonna get wrecked and Halo two oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>But but I'm starting on legendary on fucking Halo one.
<v Speaker 2>So like that's at least got to give me some
<v Speaker 2>you know, some of a better chance in Halo two.
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean, Halo two is like Halo one kicked
<v Speaker 1>into overdrive. You know, the Swords with the or the
<v Speaker 1>Elites with the Swords.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, sadly, the fucking invisible dudes.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Halo two you can grab the sword. Oh pretty sweet.
<v Speaker 2>That sounds fucking kick ass dude, it's sick. Yeah. So
<v Speaker 2>I also well, I mean, we wanted Macha to be
<v Speaker 2>on that, but we found out that the fucking Halo
<v Speaker 2>one and two fucking campaigns do not work with how
<v Speaker 2>we would hope in them. They were only co ops.
<v Speaker 2>So I know this mods and ship, but it would
<v Speaker 2>be like, you know, split screen bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>Macho will join us for Halo three.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there you go. Once we get to Halo three,
<v Speaker 2>he'll be there. But he also I want him to
<v Speaker 2>be there because I don't know how much. I think
<v Speaker 2>he played a bit of it, and you've played it
<v Speaker 2>obviously as well. But I think it's doing like a
<v Speaker 2>leftfo Dead campaign or something like that. That might be
<v Speaker 2>just an episode or two, but I love Left for
<v Speaker 2>Dead one and two. I have so many hours in those.
<v Speaker 2>I think that'd be cool. The big one though, that
<v Speaker 2>i'd love. I don't know when we'll get to it
<v Speaker 2>and win. That will be because it's you know, it's
<v Speaker 2>it's it's you know, it'll take some time. But I
<v Speaker 2>would love James to play metal Gear. He's not played
<v Speaker 2>any of the Metal Gear games, and I think you
<v Speaker 2>would not not only would you love it, it would
<v Speaker 2>be fucking incredible to watch.
<v Speaker 1>Did I am horrible stuff games?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? But like that's it's like, uh, there's so like yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I can already picture it, and I think like if
<v Speaker 2>anyone knows metal Gear, they will probably all agree that
<v Speaker 2>you playing it would be fantastic. So that's those are
<v Speaker 2>the two that.
<v Speaker 1>We've always hear about.
<v Speaker 2>Metal Gear two, that's okay, So that's the first one
<v Speaker 2>I played was Meddle Gear two, and then I went
<v Speaker 2>back and I played more. But yeah, I mean, I
<v Speaker 2>don't think anyone who even bad at eye if we
<v Speaker 2>started with metal Gear two really because Metal Gear one's
<v Speaker 2>like the top down one, but then they kind of
<v Speaker 2>re released it with Twin Snakes, which I think is
<v Speaker 2>like kind of a combination of the one and two
<v Speaker 2>story that's the GameCube game. But you know, we'll we'll
<v Speaker 2>figure it out when we get there. But yeah, Metal
<v Speaker 2>Gears that's leftfore Dead and metal Gear the two that
<v Speaker 2>was really like okay, like once we do Halo, like
<v Speaker 2>maybe we'll navigate towards there. But that doesn't mean random
<v Speaker 2>bullshit won't pop in between, you know, in and out
<v Speaker 2>that like we did arc Raiders right, Like who knows
<v Speaker 2>what will fucking come out? That will just.
<v Speaker 1>Metal gear part of the stranding type genre.
<v Speaker 2>I think stranding is like way heavier right walking talking
<v Speaker 2>from what I understand you too.
<v Speaker 1>Walking talking? Shut up a bit.
<v Speaker 2>GiMA will kick your ass. You played your games. These
<v Speaker 2>games we have a question here from Adam Priest is
<v Speaker 2>like a labooboo to me. My boss told me that's
<v Speaker 2>fucking nuts. By the way, my boss told me that
<v Speaker 2>Marathon is Slash was getting redone and re released. Do
<v Speaker 2>you guys have any thoughts? It sounded cool, but I
<v Speaker 2>don't know shit. First, it's super nice that, like your
<v Speaker 2>boss will asked you about something and you immediately said, oh,
<v Speaker 2>I wonder what the boys think of this. That's pretty cool. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>We played the I guess, uh the Server Slam they
<v Speaker 2>called it. Yeah, we played the Server Slam one time
<v Speaker 2>because work got in the way and two k got
<v Speaker 2>in the way for a fucking macho.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, we got absolutely fucked when we played Marathon. Also,
<v Speaker 1>those robots were kicking our ass. It wasn't even the people,
<v Speaker 1>it was the fucking robots.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It was fucking brutal. I and like I said,
<v Speaker 2>I didn't get the fucking or like I was thinking,
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to say, I don't think we played it
<v Speaker 2>enough to really give a real opinion on it. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>first impressions was like this is fine, Like this is okay,
<v Speaker 2>I can I'm sure the more we got into it
<v Speaker 2>and figured out this that and the other about like
<v Speaker 2>the weapons and the cores and shit like that, we could,
<v Speaker 2>you know, probably have a pretty good time with it.
<v Speaker 2>But really I was playing and I just was thinking
<v Speaker 2>about arc Raders the whole time, and I was like,
<v Speaker 2>I just want to go play arc Raders instead. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, Marathon release right in the middle of like
<v Speaker 1>a ton of releases like MLB the show's coming out,
<v Speaker 1>Kanami just randomly shadow dropped like an e baseball game on.
<v Speaker 2>Ste which is fucking pretty fun to actually.
<v Speaker 1>Thankfully, w B two K like just took yourself out
<v Speaker 1>of the conversation by locking up Andre the Giant find
<v Speaker 1>a tatal Win battle Pass.
<v Speaker 2>Sucked away a lot of our friends for a good week.
<v Speaker 1>Now, Dude, I know they were raw Dog and Showcase man,
<v Speaker 1>they couldn't get enough. Dude, that shit was so funny
<v Speaker 1>when I looked and I saw Andre the Giant and like,
<v Speaker 1>NXT Championship, What the hell? This isn't just in the game,
<v Speaker 1>Like the battle pass is one thing, but the NXT titles.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, they just threw a bunch of dude, six
<v Speaker 2>fucking seasons that holy shit. In no way. Yes, Marathon
<v Speaker 2>was cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, yeah tell your boss. Man, Like, I don't
<v Speaker 1>think it's anything like the original Marathon, but no, no, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's not really like that. But if you have patience,
<v Speaker 1>I bet you it's good. I mean, like when Destiny
<v Speaker 1>first came out. You know, I was also confused at
<v Speaker 1>the time. I was like, you know, is Bungee gonna
<v Speaker 1>be able to make this work? And uh, I mean
<v Speaker 1>Destiny is super fucking popular, man, and uh yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>mean it'll be interested to see if they can do
<v Speaker 1>the same thing with Marathon. I didn't think our Graders
<v Speaker 1>was gonna get popular. Like when we first played out,
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's all right, Like I remember we
<v Speaker 1>had the same fucking reaction of Marathon.
<v Speaker 2>Did you're right? You're right?
<v Speaker 1>Like we played arc Raiders and like we were like, man, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>well maybe we'll come back.
<v Speaker 2>To deal bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Legit, Yeah, dude, it legit. Like we took a second
<v Speaker 1>and we were like, let's give it one more go,
<v Speaker 1>because we were like, yeah, I don't know if we
<v Speaker 1>were too into this, but there might be something. And
<v Speaker 1>now we have like two hundred hours in arc raders.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah dude, I mean you you might be more than
<v Speaker 2>that because I fucking couldn't play for a week because
<v Speaker 2>I was fucking shingled out or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Even I have more. But I mean we also were like,
<v Speaker 2>because Battlefield just dropped, they were like, oh, yeah, we
<v Speaker 2>fucking let's fucking you know, I'm super excited for Battlefield.
<v Speaker 2>That's all we were talking about. And arcreated drops in
<v Speaker 2>the first one, like you yeah, like we but saying
<v Speaker 2>that we didn't get to do the second round of
<v Speaker 2>marathon to really get, you know, figure out.
<v Speaker 1>I know, that's what I'm saying, Like there might be
<v Speaker 1>something there.
<v Speaker 2>Man, all right, we'll we'll fucking play it again and
<v Speaker 2>then we'll update everybody on what what what what we think?
<v Speaker 2>Hitting it from the back Origami style asks is it
<v Speaker 2>true that you tend to pick newer patron questions for
<v Speaker 2>the Q and A It happened when I first joined.
<v Speaker 2>I've noticed it for other people.
<v Speaker 1>Well, is that like a long standing rumor?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? Okay, that's why I wanted to bring it up.
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck is talking about this and where? No, dude,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know when the fuck anybody joined, Like, it
<v Speaker 2>doesn't show that, like unless I go into your account.
<v Speaker 1>I think it shows when you join Patreon though, like
<v Speaker 1>if you click their name, it shows when like you
<v Speaker 1>joined the Patreon Like yeah, but no, man, no, just
<v Speaker 1>pick fucking whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, No, if I'm going if I'm going through
<v Speaker 2>the Q and A thread, I'm doing my best to
<v Speaker 2>not click anything because I have to load comments six
<v Speaker 2>d times and if I click one thing, it refreshes
<v Speaker 2>the page on punch of my monitor because then I
<v Speaker 2>got to do it again.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean there's so many problems with it sometimes,
<v Speaker 1>like try to copy and paste a fucking name from
<v Speaker 1>the Patreon.
<v Speaker 2>And it bullshit. Yeah, but no, sorry, I wish I
<v Speaker 2>could say that. Uh, you know, there's I love that
<v Speaker 2>there's a conspiracy though, but no, we just pick whatever
<v Speaker 2>the fuck it looks good to us. Sorry, sorry that
<v Speaker 2>we didn't pick yours or did I'm not sure which
<v Speaker 2>what do you like there, Dad? Why did you name
<v Speaker 2>the couch Dick? That's my Chase Richardson, Why do I
<v Speaker 2>fucking like I gotta I'm gonna start fucking picking questions
<v Speaker 2>based off names I like instead of the rest of
<v Speaker 2>this shit. Man. I like that.
<v Speaker 1>Like there's almost a combination between Dick the Cox Johnson
<v Speaker 1>and Chase Richardson. Now there's like a synergy.
<v Speaker 2>That's like Vader and Bambam.
<v Speaker 1>This means a lot to all of us.
<v Speaker 2>Well, they ask, how do you guys settle on the
<v Speaker 2>name of the Long Way in both name and concept?
<v Speaker 2>The name I legit think we both like had in
<v Speaker 2>our head already before we because we were talking about
<v Speaker 2>changing the name of SGH. We were I mean, we
<v Speaker 2>just wanted to just fucking start doing a bunch of
<v Speaker 2>new ship. We were like, oh fucking let's just fucking
<v Speaker 2>give it a go, Like why not?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, SGH originally was both right, it was SGH
<v Speaker 1>live correct and behind the scenes kind of just called
<v Speaker 1>it SGH the Long Way anyways, And that was way
<v Speaker 1>back then, right, you know, and like we changed it.
<v Speaker 1>I think Johnny came up with the watch this name
<v Speaker 1>mm hm. That was awesome, what a great name for
<v Speaker 1>that series. And like we came to the SGH deal
<v Speaker 1>and it's like the same thing with the with the discord.
<v Speaker 1>Like I saw people were like, what the hell is
<v Speaker 1>the get a job to your on?
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, God, that's so old.
<v Speaker 1>It's like five or six years ago. We made that joke,
<v Speaker 1>you know, and like anyone that listens now, they're like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is this? What do you mean the job?
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, oh, it's I'm sorry, it's joke. We
<v Speaker 1>said once six years ago, sorry about that, and like yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So it's like, you know, people join the Patreon now
<v Speaker 1>they're like, what's SGH. Oh it's you know, when Vampiro
<v Speaker 1>farted on the mic, it was like, well, what if
<v Speaker 1>we came up with something that like, but like yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was more us right, and the Long Way of
<v Speaker 1>course fits it perfectly. It's literally watched this the long way?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, right, yeah, right, that's yeah concept. I pretty
<v Speaker 2>I think that was you. I think you said, hey,
<v Speaker 2>like it'd be cool if we just brought somebody on,
<v Speaker 2>like to fucking watch the show, and I think it'd
<v Speaker 2>evolved from there from like, hey, let's bring somebody else
<v Speaker 2>onto Hey, why don't they also like have a say
<v Speaker 2>in what we're watching, like it's something that like means
<v Speaker 2>something to them. And I was like, Oh, that's fucking
<v Speaker 2>that's really cool because I mean one, I mean that
<v Speaker 2>that that brought stuff up like me and you make,
<v Speaker 2>you know, all the decisions and so putting in the
<v Speaker 2>hands of somebody else's is just exciting.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that. Uh, I think it turned out
<v Speaker 1>pretty cool. Yeah, it really just came together because we
<v Speaker 1>wanted to do something new and fresh. We'd kind of
<v Speaker 1>been doing the same thing for quite a while and
<v Speaker 1>it was like, how can we just how can we
<v Speaker 1>shake things up and like also kind of keep it
<v Speaker 1>in the same vein of what we were already doing,
<v Speaker 1>and like that just seemed like a super simple way to,
<v Speaker 1>uh get out of our comfort zone. Sometimes I think
<v Speaker 1>it's easy to get in our comfort zone and what
<v Speaker 1>we pick or what we like or what we end
<v Speaker 1>up doing. And uh, yeah, I think bringing someone on
<v Speaker 1>like Dan Reiker was the first guest for The Long Way,
<v Speaker 1>and he was fun man, he fit in perfect, he
<v Speaker 1>picked a funny ass show you Morris changed his name
<v Speaker 1>to Captain Bonner, Like what are the odds of that
<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, I think it turned out Gray. I'm
<v Speaker 1>super happy with it.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, speaking of that. By the way, for those
<v Speaker 2>that watched the first Long Way with Dan record, he
<v Speaker 2>uh he actually got something in the mail this week
<v Speaker 2>because we uh we we talked about it. You know,
<v Speaker 2>the the Buff Bagwell poster with Buff Bagwell on the lips,
<v Speaker 2>and we were we were looking on eBay and we
<v Speaker 2>saw that somebody was selling like a big fucking poster.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was from magazine or where
<v Speaker 2>they got this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where did they get that?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>It's a great ndition.
<v Speaker 2>I should look at the description. Maybe he said where
<v Speaker 2>it was from. But we saw it and I mean
<v Speaker 2>it was like forty bucks and we were like, all right,
<v Speaker 2>we gotta get this. He right then, Uh, you set
<v Speaker 2>us a picture and it's if you watch any more
<v Speaker 2>recent Gime Bump stuff, like in the next week or so,
<v Speaker 2>like there's a video. Uh he played Marathon with the
<v Speaker 2>boys and you can see it in the background of
<v Speaker 2>his thing. It's just this big fucking Buff Bagwell poster. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>So that was that's from that. So you can go
<v Speaker 2>go make sure you check that out. But yeah, no,
<v Speaker 2>Dan Record was a great first guest and uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>just you know, and we also were like, oh, fuck,
<v Speaker 2>like you know, the patron's help usually pick SGH, so
<v Speaker 2>like what can we do to kind of, you know,
<v Speaker 2>fucking have a lend a hand, Like, hey, we're not
<v Speaker 2>taking everything away from you guys. And we had already
<v Speaker 2>discussed like okay, well we'll turn and watch this, like
<v Speaker 2>we'll sort of suggestion thing for that monthly so we
<v Speaker 2>can still hear from everybody. And and I think that
<v Speaker 2>also worked out because we've got a lot of fucking
<v Speaker 2>we have a.
<v Speaker 1>Ton of matches that wouldn't even thought about from watch this.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it's pretty good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's it's sweet. So we're always
<v Speaker 2>you know, we're we're you know, when DPW went away,
<v Speaker 2>we were like, god, we need to do new shit.
<v Speaker 2>We were begging to create new things. That's you know,
<v Speaker 2>just happen. Who knows, who knows what's next? You know. Hey,
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of the Long Way, tread cutter two one three.
<v Speaker 2>As with the start of the Long Way being the
<v Speaker 2>wrestling watch lungs, are the plans to continue with movie
<v Speaker 2>or vintage UFC watch lungs as a separate thing, and
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to bring this up because I think there
<v Speaker 2>might have been a misunderstanding whether that was my fault
<v Speaker 2>or not to apologize. But the Long Way is not
<v Speaker 2>just the wrestling thing. Obviously a lot of things we
<v Speaker 2>do are wrestling adjacent but or primary wrestling. But no,
<v Speaker 2>the Long Way is not meant to be just wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>It's it just happened to start with wrestling and all that.
<v Speaker 2>But no, there's there's no reason that someone won't pick
<v Speaker 2>a fucking movie or you know, UFC or anything like that. Like,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they could pick fucking SpongeBob movie for all
<v Speaker 2>week care. Like it's it's not just wrestling, so don't
<v Speaker 2>don't worry. Uh, there's it'll. I imagine with the guests
<v Speaker 2>that we have lined up here that there will be
<v Speaker 2>more than just wrestling. I actually here's a spoiler, at
<v Speaker 2>least a halfway. I know for a fact there's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be some non wrestling ones coming up. So nothing to
<v Speaker 2>worry about.
<v Speaker 1>There.
<v Speaker 2>That one Key and Peel skit you haven't seen, asks James.
<v Speaker 2>Do you play franchise modes in sports games? And if so,
<v Speaker 2>do you go for your IRL favorites or do you
<v Speaker 2>go for what seems to be the most interesting teams
<v Speaker 2>at the time.
<v Speaker 1>Oh uh, so I don't really play the newer sports games.
<v Speaker 1>I bought them for a minute, like I bought the
<v Speaker 1>New College Football the first time it came out, and
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed that.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I remember.
<v Speaker 1>But I emulate a lot of sports games too, and
<v Speaker 1>I just play those. So like, my favorite sports game,
<v Speaker 1>the one that I grew up with a lot was
<v Speaker 1>one was the Madden with Michael Vick. I think it
<v Speaker 1>was four with Michael Vick on it. Okay, that was
<v Speaker 1>the Madden I grew up with the most that played
<v Speaker 1>a ton because Michael Vick you could literally run out
<v Speaker 1>the gun and then run backwards and sprint around the
<v Speaker 1>entire field and still go ninety nine yards for the touchdown.
<v Speaker 1>It was unreal how fast he was. Not speed nine
<v Speaker 1>one agility now you're not everything. It was just nuts, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he was. He was like a video game legend. NFL
<v Speaker 1>two K five was the one that I played the most.
<v Speaker 1>That's the ones where I would do franchise modes where
<v Speaker 1>I'd make all my friends and make our team and
<v Speaker 1>then like go in and play as as my friends
<v Speaker 1>from school on franchise and try to win the super
<v Speaker 1>Bowl and stuff like that. Recently, I've been doing a
<v Speaker 1>lot of NFL two K five like rebuilds. I'm not
<v Speaker 1>sure how to say his name. I watched him on YouTube.
<v Speaker 1>D y n c chi s E is his name.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it has something to do with Dynasty or
<v Speaker 1>something like that. But he does rebuilds on NFL two
<v Speaker 1>K five, and like I would watch them when I
<v Speaker 1>was eating, you know, just putting up YouTube and watching those,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, Wow, this is super interesting. Like
<v Speaker 1>he's able to take these teams and like the game
<v Speaker 1>is so flexible in what you can do and like
<v Speaker 1>has so many quirks to it, and I was like, man,
<v Speaker 1>maybe I should look into this too. So offline, I
<v Speaker 1>mean I just started doing. I would have like a
<v Speaker 1>notepad where like I have my wins and losses with
<v Speaker 1>teams and like how long it takes me to get
<v Speaker 1>to the playoffs, how many playoffs bids we have? How
<v Speaker 1>many super Bowls we have? Yeah, and stuff, and like
<v Speaker 1>I'll do the franchise until that team is rebuilt and
<v Speaker 1>like gets to the super Bowl or gets to the
<v Speaker 1>playoffs three times. So yeah, that that dude on YouTube
<v Speaker 1>like inspired me to check that out, and I actually,
<v Speaker 1>like funny enough, I do that a lot, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean you were, I mean the only people that
<v Speaker 2>ever were hearing about it. Like you know, I constantly
<v Speaker 2>yell at you that you should record this show just
<v Speaker 2>so I can fucking see it. But yeah, me, Macho
<v Speaker 2>and Chris are just getting constant updates about these fucking seasons.
<v Speaker 1>It'll be like and like I did like a Texans
<v Speaker 1>rebuild and I messaged him at like three am and
<v Speaker 1>I say, Carson Palmer was bringing this game back. I
<v Speaker 1>forgot to tell you I got Carson Palmer on the Texans. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, look, this is our last four seasons
<v Speaker 1>win loss records, and like we're on the fifth season
<v Speaker 1>here and we're about to make the super Bowl and
<v Speaker 1>Peyton Mann is on.
<v Speaker 2>The Bears's thankfully. That's the good thing about our group
<v Speaker 2>is that, like I'm like you, it could be randable
<v Speaker 2>shit like that, and we're locked in like oh shit, okay,
<v Speaker 2>well what happened.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this shit matters, And I'll send like screenshots of
<v Speaker 1>like yeah results stats, yeah yeah yeah. So like when
<v Speaker 1>it comes to like franchise, if I'm actually playing the game. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>I plays the Panthers most of the time, and then
<v Speaker 1>I try to rebuild off that franchise because like, uh,
<v Speaker 1>usually in NFL two K five, like the Panthers have
<v Speaker 1>like you know, they still have Musi Muhammad, they have
<v Speaker 1>Steve Smith, and you know Jake de Lohman. You know,
<v Speaker 1>Sean Foster becomes like ninety something overall, ninety nine or
<v Speaker 1>something in that game for some reason. I don't know why.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Sean Foster a fucking beast. You know. I
<v Speaker 1>love to Sean Foster, but like also like holy shit,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like that's just nuts. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>trying to make shit happen with the Panthers. If I'm simming,
<v Speaker 1>then I'll play as any fucking team. I don't care.
<v Speaker 1>I do try to get Musu Muhammad or like I've
<v Speaker 1>talked about for like An Kwon Bold and Larry Fitzgerald up. Yeah, dude, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>because well Larry Fitzgerald in NFL two K five. For
<v Speaker 1>people who don't know, like, if you play franchise Larry
<v Speaker 1>Fitzgerald most of the time, like ninety percent of the
<v Speaker 1>fucking time, he'll get to like ninety nine overall.
<v Speaker 2>That's like just.
<v Speaker 1>Just straight up because like the works. Yeah, there's quarts
<v Speaker 1>to it, right, Like it doesn't matter how he actually performs.
<v Speaker 1>He could have seven hundred catching yard seasons. It doesn't
<v Speaker 1>matter his potential stats. Like a little hidden deal, like
<v Speaker 1>he'll still get to like ninety one overall. Say, with
<v Speaker 1>Sean Foster, I could like never play him. Ever, I
<v Speaker 1>could play Stephen Davis the whole time and to shun,
<v Speaker 1>Foster will still get to ninety nine overall and like crazy, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's nuts. And like knowing that, like I didn't know
<v Speaker 1>that when I started, right, Like knowing that, I'll make
<v Speaker 1>sure to like not abuse that because like I by
<v Speaker 1>this point I kind of know, like okay, yeah, right,
<v Speaker 1>like Eli Manning gets to this all, you know, Deshaun
<v Speaker 1>Foster gets this overall, So like I try not to
<v Speaker 1>abuse that. Same with the draft, there's like some ship
<v Speaker 1>with the draft where like in the first round, the
<v Speaker 1>computer only picks like tackles, d ns uh quarterback like
<v Speaker 1>that you like you could you could pick the you
<v Speaker 1>could pick the best. You could choose the draft picks
<v Speaker 1>and get like the best guards, the best wide receivers,
<v Speaker 1>the best corners, the best safety. Yeah, like you're playing
<v Speaker 1>pure like yet now like back when I first started,
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't know that. So I was like, oh, wow,
<v Speaker 1>they never picked wide receiver. I'm gonna pick wide receiver.
<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't until I watched more of H D
<v Speaker 1>Y N S C H. I. I'm sorry, I wish
<v Speaker 1>I did how to pronounce your name. I apologize, buddy,
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, he he like explained the quirks and I
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, okay, well, I'm not going to try,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'll just draft with the computer drafts and
<v Speaker 1>try to get what I can get there. Yeah, but no, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>great question. I don't ever get to talk about this stuff,
<v Speaker 1>so like that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>About the only person who hears me talk about is
<v Speaker 1>Johnny him, which I enjoy.
<v Speaker 2>Last question here from Victor Mendoza. What's your go to
<v Speaker 2>gas station snack? My friend told me he goes straight
<v Speaker 2>to the big on Nerds candy, and I called him
<v Speaker 2>a freak. Wow, that's uh one. I like Nerds candy,
<v Speaker 2>so I won't. I'm I'm with your friends.
<v Speaker 1>Got me on the Nerds candy, the Nerds.
<v Speaker 2>The Nerds rope at, Nerds clusters.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, the clusters is what it was, right, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The fucking nerd clusters. That was bad. For a second,
<v Speaker 2>I apologize for doing that to you, because those are
<v Speaker 2>well Okay, So the problem was is that deep to
<v Speaker 2>be weekend? I would say, for like you know, four
<v Speaker 2>or five days, we would go to fucking sheets and
<v Speaker 2>I would load up on bullshit because I know it
<v Speaker 2>was going to be there for a while. But more
<v Speaker 2>times than not, I wasn't eating all of it. So
<v Speaker 2>just all my fucking snacks and chips I would just
<v Speaker 2>leave for James. He would I mean something like.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like are these peanuts shoes here good?
<v Speaker 2>The answers yes, the answers yes, they are good. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, not a big I don't. I don't eat
<v Speaker 1>sugar a lot, so like whoops, yeah right, So like
<v Speaker 1>I had those, I was like, wow, what the hell
<v Speaker 1>is this? Yeah, which is weird. I got super fat
<v Speaker 1>and I don't eat sugar at all. I just like
<v Speaker 1>fucking food. Just how life is sometimes.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, the life of promoter was very stressful.
<v Speaker 1>It was dude, And I'll tell you some cookout never
<v Speaker 1>hurts ooo well.
<v Speaker 2>And then you know they usually got it right too,
<v Speaker 2>which was very good. You know, there's uh there, there's
<v Speaker 2>a I don't know if they ever fucked up. Maybe
<v Speaker 2>one time they fucked an order up of ours that
<v Speaker 2>cook out, but I can't really remember that.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. I'm still gonna eat it.
<v Speaker 2>That's still good too. But to answer the question, go
<v Speaker 2>to gas station snack. Okay, So first thing that came
<v Speaker 2>to my mind. I mean, if I am really wanting
<v Speaker 2>just a let's say I'm trying to get a bag
<v Speaker 2>of chips, right, I'm going for the goddamn the ruffles, uh,
<v Speaker 2>sour cream and chatter. I mean, that's that's a fucking
<v Speaker 2>number one for me. That's you can't go wrong with that.
<v Speaker 2>If I'm going for a candy, I mean, he just
<v Speaker 2>I mean peanut chees. If I'm looking for chocolate, peanut
<v Speaker 2>chees are always fucking great. If not a peanut chew.
<v Speaker 2>I do like some kind of sour situation. Uh maybe
<v Speaker 2>some kind of like uh fucking I mean more times
<v Speaker 2>than I probably like some kind of airhead deal. I
<v Speaker 2>love airheads.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why, but I fucking like left over
<v Speaker 1>They're pretty good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the air and bites or just the regular you know,
<v Speaker 2>air bars. That's that's in the wheelhouse. I do. I
<v Speaker 2>do love myself a good slush as well, slurpy slush
<v Speaker 2>whenever you want to Yea, I do love one of those.
<v Speaker 2>I just got one of those. When I went to
<v Speaker 2>the fucking two K thing. Dan Riker wanted to get
<v Speaker 2>a forty, so I got it.
<v Speaker 1>I love Dan Ryker n record.
<v Speaker 2>It's like eleven PM after the recording thing, and like
<v Speaker 2>he wanted to do this, you know, interview me for
<v Speaker 2>about the game. And he said, all right, let's go
<v Speaker 2>to the convenience store. I want to get a forty.
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I thought he was joking. And
<v Speaker 2>we get there and he's like, I'm just I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>you're fucking not joking. He said, no, I love forties, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's that's the quickest way to get shank
<v Speaker 1>right there. That shit is cheap. That's hard, motherfucker shit.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go. That's my boy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well I got a pig Starburst slash.
<v Speaker 1>You got drunk off a good time.
<v Speaker 2>Listen. Well, sugar high ain't hurt anybody. So that's that's
<v Speaker 2>my I'm probably you know, so that's probably my my
<v Speaker 2>go to their little uh sour cream and cheddar ruffle
<v Speaker 2>and then some airhead end or peanut je situation. That's
<v Speaker 2>probably when I end up slush. That's where I'm at there.
<v Speaker 1>What about you, Damn, I don't know. I don't have
<v Speaker 1>anything like that. I don't grab nothing like that.
<v Speaker 2>You grab just a drink.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I usually just want to drink. If I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>get something from the gas station, I want a taqito
<v Speaker 1>or like something off the roller or something. You know
<v Speaker 1>what I mean.
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think if I remember anything in particular that.
<v Speaker 1>Now, grab like a pay Ruth bar or like take
<v Speaker 1>five bar or something like that. You know what I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I'll just grab something. But I mean if I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>get chips, like yeah, I don't really eat chips either,
<v Speaker 1>you Like, like I said, man, I just get FAF
<v Speaker 1>good food. I just I just like eating, you know,
<v Speaker 1>two dinners, you know what I mean. I'm not trying
<v Speaker 1>to eat chips or airheads or anything. I'll take two dinners,
<v Speaker 1>you know, take.
<v Speaker 2>A Stellar sheets food order at the very.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, like I'll devour some of that. But like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to the gas station snacks, I'll literally
<v Speaker 1>grab whatever. I'm not I'm like super not picky about
<v Speaker 1>food whatsoever. I'll literally eat anything like if I need to.
<v Speaker 2>Eat it or whatever, like whatever, you're not a snack guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I just don't. I just don't snack. I
<v Speaker 1>mean I have. I've been eating these uh like select
<v Speaker 1>Jim things.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, like the mini Uh.
<v Speaker 1>They're not slim gym brand. There's some protein brand deal.
<v Speaker 1>But like, I guess that counts. You can get them
<v Speaker 1>at the gas station, of course. Yeah, you know, damn,
<v Speaker 1>I wish I had a better answer.
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to fucking fink.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I like snicker bars, I like KitKat bars,
<v Speaker 1>I like reces. You know, no, no snacks in general
<v Speaker 1>like me. I mean, the deal there is I don't
<v Speaker 1>eat them. So when I eat them, I ship my pants.
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's so much fucking sugar in this on
<v Speaker 1>ship my pants.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Wow, I was such a bad influence. I didn't
<v Speaker 2>even realize I was totally the snack guy, and like
<v Speaker 2>you just had to fucking go along with it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not like you forced me to get snacks.
<v Speaker 2>But like you're not gonna not eat them if they're there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but most of the time I just got like
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know, like a fucking kit cat or something,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, like, it's not that big of
<v Speaker 1>a deal. Ain't nothing wrong with shitting your pants every
<v Speaker 1>once in a while for the boys. You know, when
<v Speaker 1>the boys are around, duty calls, Hey, duty calls a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that is it for the Q and A this week.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you all for asking all of those questions. Hopefully
<v Speaker 2>you enjoyed the answers. And now it's time for the
<v Speaker 2>main event.
<v Speaker 1>Let's read some fucking names. All right, welcome, we're in
<v Speaker 1>the main event. Now this is the names that we're reading,
<v Speaker 1>the Patriot names. Come on, yeah, you guys know this works.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, dude. I love I mean, I love the
<v Speaker 2>main event and I love to find out who is
<v Speaker 2>gonna be really really nice to me this week.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So starting in the five dollar tier of
<v Speaker 1>names that we're gonna read here for the Patreon shoutout segment. Indeed, Jackson, Walney, Chelsea, Brandon,
<v Speaker 1>Dan Aby NP, take my hand to come with me,
<v Speaker 1>Johnny to love and let me show you how sweet
<v Speaker 1>it can be sharing your love with Dick doc Cock Johnson.
<v Speaker 2>Don't even know what this song is, like, this fucking
<v Speaker 2>did nothing for me.
<v Speaker 1>This fight your father, No way, mister Pelican Pedro the plug. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>some milnga ten dollars Tier Norman Frownie, Ben Murkett from Cologne,
<v Speaker 1>Andrew im She Juician on my thunder till I lager
<v Speaker 1>and then I'll be Kishan Yamada's fuji.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's pretty good.
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Vapor forty three, Noah, h simply a guy, Dusty Britches,
<v Speaker 1>Brett Baldwin, mister shit yass boo, that's right, kitty, mister Jackson, Herod,
<v Speaker 1>Scott Kramer, Jacob Alex c does my dick fuck you man,
<v Speaker 1>fuck you?
<v Speaker 2>Oh you fucking got him? Oh you fucking dick fit
<v Speaker 2>does what dick fit?
<v Speaker 1>Logan Romero fright Mayor. I'm raising my children to love
<v Speaker 1>Brett Hart and fucking hate Goldberg. Wait a second, Goldberg,
<v Speaker 1>go burr go birds, yea.
<v Speaker 2>Go birds. Fuck you fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>So you're raising your children to love Brett Hart and
<v Speaker 1>hate the birds.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not what he said. That's all he said.
<v Speaker 2>And he said no, he said gold birds. That's a
<v Speaker 2>good thing. We'd like that.
<v Speaker 1>Hans Gruber from die Hard orders mac and cheese. The
<v Speaker 1>waiter asks, how is your Mac.
<v Speaker 2>Gruber you yes, no, not yes, no not yes, I
<v Speaker 2>mean no, yeah, no, I've never done that one. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>me neither.
<v Speaker 1>It's always always just been yes, Daniel Ray, Charles Duncan.
<v Speaker 2>If you smell, If you smell, look at the tongue,
<v Speaker 2>Look at the tongue.
<v Speaker 1>What red hot Shot Texas.
<v Speaker 2>Is hooking Red hot Shot Texas. What the hell's wrong
<v Speaker 2>with you?
<v Speaker 1>No, we have a lot of new tech hotshot Jeeves,
<v Speaker 1>Matt Gruber sending Johnny one hundreds of Dan reichert.
<v Speaker 2>DVDs, Dan Ker kicking his fucking local news stations as
<v Speaker 2>Oh you got the.
<v Speaker 1>DVD rip of it?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, convert it eventually.
<v Speaker 1>Static AKA, I'll write it, We'll do it live.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking thing sucks and here's a hit off. The new
<v Speaker 2>album is Stinging.
<v Speaker 1>Bravo Music, Stone one two zero seven. Autism is based
<v Speaker 1>all autistics. Rise up, Rise up and do what did
<v Speaker 1>you write it? I'll read it.
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a threat.
<v Speaker 1>Chew twenty three CE dots on Lord, Alfred Hayes, Mark Blackburn,
<v Speaker 1>pretty dece Chucky Cheese, giving Johnny a schloppy stink face.
<v Speaker 2>Oh Johnny coming to your house and kicking the fuck
<v Speaker 2>out of you.
<v Speaker 1>The dude's name isn't Chucky Cheese?
<v Speaker 2>Is it Chuck E Cheese? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Oh is that the dude's name?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, Well Chuck is fucking nickname for Charles.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. It was like a narcissistic deal. Narcissius Narcissus.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, no, Eric Lyon's tyson Tom Puppet Pickles. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>Colt's quarterback has been given permission to seek a trade.
<v Speaker 1>I wonder what team will chase Richard's son, Fuck the Colts.
<v Speaker 1>I thought the Colts quarterback was Andrew Luck.
<v Speaker 2>No, whatever it is. It was whatever this guy was
<v Speaker 2>talking about.
<v Speaker 1>Goo Goo Gaga Jack dude, Brother, by your powers combined,
<v Speaker 1>I am the wood Master. Roses are red. Hulk Cogan says,
<v Speaker 1>brother helped the cops are here beating up my eighty
<v Speaker 1>seven year old grandmother. Lazin you Alan, Yeah, yeah, your
<v Speaker 1>Olympic hero Johnny's penis named Matt Gruber because he's never
<v Speaker 1>seen it.
<v Speaker 2>That's not fucking true. I've seen the famous.
<v Speaker 1>That's cool.
<v Speaker 2>Shit's all right, I've seen his penis.
<v Speaker 1>That's cool. Yes, No, man Warmac fifteen Kelvin Robin, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>it's me, that gooner man from NYC wst Choppie. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Wyatt Weaver, says John Blood. I'm worried. It has not
<v Speaker 1>been the same since you got hit with an overdrive
<v Speaker 1>at the Chucky Cheese.
<v Speaker 2>Jesus fucking christ Man.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck off, Timothy Johnson, john S leave.
<v Speaker 2>The sky alone. Leave fucking Timothy.
<v Speaker 1>Alone, Chase Sir Rich Hardson, Rich Wood, Hey, guys, love
<v Speaker 1>the pod d BW for life, by the way, Fuck
<v Speaker 1>the Phillies, fuck the Braves, Let's go mets ah L
<v Speaker 1>East champsh.
<v Speaker 2>God, Oh my fucking god, are you kidding me? We
<v Speaker 2>gotta deal with enough of this fucking METS bullshit from
<v Speaker 2>fucking Macho. I'm not dealing with it. On.
<v Speaker 1>Could you explain to the show? Yeah, could you explain
<v Speaker 1>to me maybe where you watched your team absolutely fall
<v Speaker 1>apart last year and then you lost every single piece
<v Speaker 1>to your team other than one soda and then you
<v Speaker 1>think for some reason you're gonna win the NL East
<v Speaker 1>this year. I mean, like, have you lost your fucking mind, buddy?
<v Speaker 2>The fact that you guys were able to even get
<v Speaker 2>out of that what was it, twelve to thirteen game
<v Speaker 2>losing streak is a miracle. I mean the Braves. That's
<v Speaker 2>how bad you were doing, the shitty ass Braves. No
<v Speaker 2>offense the Braves were. I'm just it's just for the
<v Speaker 2>Braves who sucked complete I'm just for the arguments sake. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>We're able to pretty much catch up to you guys,
<v Speaker 2>nearly catch up to you guys in fucking uh in
<v Speaker 2>stats here and in record, because how bad you guys
<v Speaker 2>were doing.
<v Speaker 1>We spent half the season without half our roster. Man,
<v Speaker 1>you guys almost still got your ass taken over. Come on, man,
<v Speaker 1>we talk about the n L East. Bro Metts are
<v Speaker 1>not in the NL East. You're in the NL Ship
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, and l a n L.
<v Speaker 2>East is ran by the Phillies, thank you, motherfucker two
<v Speaker 2>years running second.
<v Speaker 1>Day whoa, whoa, I don't know about that. Could someone
<v Speaker 1>pull up Bryce Harper's w BC stats for.
<v Speaker 2>Me counts w B stats and spring training stats only,
<v Speaker 2>that's the only thing.
<v Speaker 1>The Braves spring training record like. No one gives a fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Us spring training record, and especially not the Phillies spring
<v Speaker 2>trading record. Especially. Oh weird about that. Yeah, and the Phillies,
<v Speaker 2>fuck you. They won a couple of times.
<v Speaker 1>Here that dump truck ass. Oh hell, yeah, Donkey Kong mug. Hello, Yanni,
<v Speaker 1>this is the juice your friend James gave me and
<v Speaker 1>my friend Taka ten dollars to tell you fucked you.
<v Speaker 1>So fuck you, Yannis.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you so much. The fucking juice, Ed Fred, Taka.
<v Speaker 1>Soggi, cat FC, Shaquille Walker, mid Cardona Tyler, Lambert, Mike Enos,
<v Speaker 1>middle name rope Mike rope Enus get it, no, Mike
<v Speaker 1>rope Us. Yeah. Oh your boys straw Claudio Bussy attack gif.
<v Speaker 1>I live in Perth, Australia. It's me, Johnny.
<v Speaker 2>What I don't live in Perth, Australia.
<v Speaker 1>Fifteen dollars tier Go Birds. Yes, by that, I mean
<v Speaker 1>the Seahawks.
<v Speaker 2>Oh here we fucking Sea Hawks. Yeah fuck you. That's
<v Speaker 2>all I got to say. We don't even fucking That's
<v Speaker 2>all we got to say about that. Yeah, fuck you, Sam.
<v Speaker 1>Arnold, Nathan Pinali, Truman Ellis, Fanny Chimlar one hundred and
<v Speaker 1>twenty dollars annual, Brian Griemy m hmm, all right, and
<v Speaker 1>still the champion of the Patreon At sixty nine five.
<v Speaker 1>Sour Smarties is gonna try out Halo wards for the
<v Speaker 1>first time.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, you didn't update us and let us know how
<v Speaker 2>it went. Maybe you changed your mind. Maybe you haven't
<v Speaker 2>tried the Halo. I bet you enjoyed it. Yeah, maybe
<v Speaker 2>if you like RTSA games, what if they didn't enjoy it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, that about tracks for every Halo game past twenty.
<v Speaker 2>Eleven and that's a great win. To end episode three three.
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