Dial 'N' For Nerder (S19E14)

<v Speaker 1>Greetings my friends. Yeah, this beguiling lute solo will ease
<v Speaker 1>your metamorphoses.
<v Speaker 2>It's a tape.
<v Speaker 3>Mine must have said it to go off when the
<v Speaker 3>chrysalis is hatched.
<v Speaker 2>Now, if I may minute your mother's beating, call clown a.
<v Speaker 1>Cloud, Click clo clown again. Thank you, four finger discount dude,
<v Speaker 1>welcome to four figure discount where this week we're going
<v Speaker 1>to be reviewing episode fourteen of season nineteen of the Simpsons.
<v Speaker 2>It is dial and for murder. I'm Deno and I
<v Speaker 2>am mighty whitey whitey whitey. Okay, guys, yes, do you
<v Speaker 2>wear tidy whities? Never have? Actually? Now count anyma. I
<v Speaker 2>want jocks. We call them jox here we do go
<v Speaker 2>on job. Of course I wore jocks. Blue ringers, we
<v Speaker 2>used to call them when I was a young man. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>blue en doctor puses. They're the deadly ones, right, blue
<v Speaker 2>en doctor pus. Well they were very unpleasant. I thought
<v Speaker 2>they could kill you, blue end doctor puss. They possibly can.
<v Speaker 2>Everything can kill you in Australia. Everything can kill you
<v Speaker 2>in Australia, including podcasting. Yes, stop pushing me so harsh schedules. Yes, no,
<v Speaker 2>I wore what Americans called Tardi white is. But they
<v Speaker 2>had blue rings around the say around the rim. But
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to be talking about underpants and rim
<v Speaker 2>in the same sentence. Not on this podcast anyway. Tune
<v Speaker 2>into the four figure discount after midnight. Yeah, but the waistband,
<v Speaker 2>That's what I was thinking. What if they call you
<v Speaker 2>the rim? I've got no idea. I've got a rim
<v Speaker 2>on the brain. Again, don't do that. But I wore
<v Speaker 2>blue ringers. I think you'd be hard pressed to find
<v Speaker 2>a young man who didn't. Back when we were growing up.
<v Speaker 2>They sound I'm not popular, I have to wear boxer shorts.
<v Speaker 2>They sound like a brand of condoms. Blue ringers, blue
<v Speaker 2>ring it's got any blues? Did you ever call them frangers? No?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they's just as long as all
<v Speaker 2>these little running around. For that reason, I didn't know
<v Speaker 2>they were called condoms until later. But okay, yeah, we
<v Speaker 2>call them dingers. Oh okay, dingers. I don't know why.
<v Speaker 2>I guess they're going new diingerling. Maybe maybe put them
<v Speaker 2>on there like charmers and skinning. It's it's a it's
<v Speaker 2>a regional thing. It's original dial I'm promic and I've
<v Speaker 2>never heard I'm called Frangers, dial in for murder. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>let's stop talking about underpants and condoms. Yeah, let's move
<v Speaker 2>above the waist. I had memories of watching this one
<v Speaker 2>when it was first on. I do remember.
<v Speaker 4>I remember they marketed this as someone from The Simpsons
<v Speaker 4>is going to be killed, and you're like, oh wow, marketing, yes,
<v Speaker 4>and whenever they they've cried way too many times now
<v Speaker 4>for me to care, because they've done that. They did
<v Speaker 4>it with Hummer's mother.
<v Speaker 2>They killed more Flanders, more Flanders. That was another. That
<v Speaker 2>was the big one.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then it was season twenty six. I reckon
<v Speaker 4>it was maybe even earlier. Crusty's dad passed away. Most
<v Speaker 4>beloved character is going to be dead, and you're like,
<v Speaker 4>oh my god, who is it? And it's Crusty's dad
<v Speaker 4>And I'm.
<v Speaker 2>Like, I get it. Nice character, but he's not a
<v Speaker 2>main character. Everyone was doing that voice. Yeah, bleeding gums movie.
<v Speaker 2>Does he count? Oh? He does count?
<v Speaker 4>Of course he does bleeding gums Murphy, but he was
<v Speaker 4>never popular as as that's the joke from this the
<v Speaker 4>Deth episode Spectacula the Like which Dodtor Marv Monroe as well,
<v Speaker 4>like before we go to the break silhouettes wish to
<v Speaker 4>wish to popular characters died on The Simpsons. It's like
<v Speaker 4>if you said bluding Gums Murphy and doctor Marv Monroe,
<v Speaker 4>you'd be wrong. They were never popular. I just remember
<v Speaker 4>having thoughts though, and when Martin passed away, I thought, well,
<v Speaker 4>that's you know when at first and I thought, oh,
<v Speaker 4>that's quite shocking. He's you'd say, a popular character on
<v Speaker 4>the show. I would say, so, yeah, when it comes
<v Speaker 4>to the kids, and I remember when they first I
<v Speaker 4>have memory is when they played that tribute at the funeral.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't get an emotional what I kind of thought,
<v Speaker 2>this is actually sad. That's what we call the magic
<v Speaker 2>of Sarah McLaughlin. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>I was just like, ah, you put it put like
<v Speaker 4>usually this time of your life when someone's leaving or whatever,
<v Speaker 4>not for a funeral.
<v Speaker 2>But you know, was it The.
<v Speaker 4>Seinfeld finale had it. There's a few other shows. The
<v Speaker 4>time of your life is like a song where people
<v Speaker 4>leaving for school. Now's there a good riddance? Yes, good
<v Speaker 4>as that love change? Like graduation song yeah by Vitamin C.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was massive when it was like going through
<v Speaker 4>high school every year, the end of the year it's
<v Speaker 4>just like I.
<v Speaker 2>Was leaving as that love change. You know what else
<v Speaker 2>was massive might crush on see, yeah she was hot,
<v Speaker 2>But I remember being quite sad when Martin and then
<v Speaker 2>they status quite back at the end. I think if
<v Speaker 2>Martin had died here, granted fixed the way he died
<v Speaker 2>it was too comical, right, but if they'd have killed Martin,
<v Speaker 2>I think it wouldn't have been quite impactful. Oh absolutely, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>no's he's certainly part of the furniture and yeah, being
<v Speaker 2>the dorcasmall of as that is, we are Martin in
<v Speaker 2>many ways. Oh yeah, you got a soft spot for
<v Speaker 2>the guy, and it's clear that the characters do as well,
<v Speaker 2>even even Nelson. Yeah like puts his detective hat on
<v Speaker 2>and gets his magnifying glass out, burns some ants, but
<v Speaker 2>then it gets down to the investigation.
<v Speaker 4>I reckon he was Bart's first enemy on the show
<v Speaker 4>because Martin most because he's the one that called out
<v Speaker 4>a terrible speller too, the winner this.
<v Speaker 2>A sloppy speller. Yet I think I was on board
<v Speaker 2>with the kid from there.
<v Speaker 4>It was such a little pompers shithead. He's not as
<v Speaker 4>pompous now. He's more of a kicking a punching bag.
<v Speaker 4>But back then he was just I'm better than you
<v Speaker 4>and you know it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean what's he running for? Didn't run
<v Speaker 2>the class president against bart Yeah, that's right, Myra Asbestos,
<v Speaker 2>I see my asbestus. I think I think it was
<v Speaker 2>quite a bracing moment for me when I realized, oh,
<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of on Martin Prince Society. I too would
<v Speaker 2>want to stock the school library with the ABC as
<v Speaker 2>am of Bradbury and who who's the sea to see Clark? Okay,
<v Speaker 2>it's like, what about Red Bradbury. I'm aware of his work.
<v Speaker 2>I love that. But yeah, I think I think you're right.
<v Speaker 2>I think it would be if you were going to
<v Speaker 2>take Martin off the table, wiping off the board, so
<v Speaker 2>to speak. Yeah, you'd want to do it in a
<v Speaker 2>little more of a less cartoonish way than I Almost
<v Speaker 2>feel though you kind of have to do it this
<v Speaker 2>way because if it's real, then it's sort of it sucks.
<v Speaker 4>All the humor out of the show. And then how
<v Speaker 4>could you ever laugh if they don't die in a
<v Speaker 4>funny way, how can you then? I mean more, Flaners
<v Speaker 4>was completely comical, but if if she just got hit
<v Speaker 4>by a car, and be like oh ship, well yeah.
<v Speaker 2>It's good storytelling and that it's a wrong foots you
<v Speaker 2>the way the more flannersy does like look after the
<v Speaker 2>you know what is it? The T shirt? Gun? T
<v Speaker 2>shirt gun? Oh goodness me, that's not going to hurt anything.
<v Speaker 2>Oh knocked her off? I think, yeah, he's like, oh
<v Speaker 2>he played a prank and fell clipping.
<v Speaker 4>Oh shit, terrible way. Yes to that stadium, by the way,
<v Speaker 4>sit in the back road is fourth for the edge
<v Speaker 4>of the stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah great, not great.
<v Speaker 4>Speaking of we went to Marvel Stadium last week for
<v Speaker 4>the AFL football. Good day for the footy, No, no,
<v Speaker 4>last week was bad day for the foot bad day
<v Speaker 4>for too long, but winning at half time.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right. We played down here last week. It's
<v Speaker 2>the stadium with the roof. We were top at the
<v Speaker 2>top level, right, and we'll second row from the front.
<v Speaker 2>The top tier is so tiered in a what's the
<v Speaker 2>term looking for here? A steep way? Right, it's very steep.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting there going if I stand up, am I
<v Speaker 2>going to fall over this? Right? The railinness does not
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's high enough. At the front there, they're
<v Speaker 2>like metal bars that go across you. Can see three
<v Speaker 2>of your sitting in the front road, but if you
<v Speaker 2>stand up, it's just a waist heigh, And I thinking
<v Speaker 2>that's a fucking drop right, like you're in a theme
<v Speaker 2>park ride. Yeah, I was wed think you're concerned, understand. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if the different levels of Marvel stadiums. I
<v Speaker 2>wonder if they got like code names for them, like
<v Speaker 2>hero at once, Like if you've got front row seats,
<v Speaker 2>they're like get our Iron Man, well Captain America or something,
<v Speaker 2>and then wave the back you're like Hawker O great,
<v Speaker 2>you always all right? I feel bad for Jeremy rena good,
<v Speaker 2>good actor, and I like the character of Hawky that
<v Speaker 2>you did a pretty good becase you're covered now from
<v Speaker 2>his accident apparently, so Yeah, thoughts and prayers go out
<v Speaker 2>to Jeremy. He legitimately niarly died there being hit by snowplow. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's great. And he was trying to rescue somebody, wasn't
<v Speaker 2>you know? The break went off and he was trying
<v Speaker 2>to stop it or something like the superhero that he is.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but no, it only became Marvel Stadium two years ago.
<v Speaker 4>It's been a stadium for like twenty years.
<v Speaker 2>Now that was Eddie had. Before that it was Colonial
<v Speaker 2>Stadium originally, and then it was the Telstra Dome that
<v Speaker 2>was that, and you had that was colonial and then
<v Speaker 2>Black Panther said, no, colonized, and.
<v Speaker 4>It was then it was Eddie had. Then it was
<v Speaker 4>the touch to Dome, the dome. Just we're gone to
<v Speaker 4>the dome. Don't I find an arena? I'd call it
<v Speaker 4>the dome. Domes is so much more cooler than stadium,
<v Speaker 4>in my opinion, gone to the dome.
<v Speaker 2>Oh tels to dome. They both have their merits, they
<v Speaker 2>both have their their good points. I like the stadium
<v Speaker 2>sounds great soum sounds, grand sounds. The dome sound it's fun,
<v Speaker 2>sounds like your gladiator, whereas if you I'm competing at
<v Speaker 2>the Dome today, it's like you're doing roll the ball.
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, you're in the running man.
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say the same thing. Yeah, they
<v Speaker 2>have sent me to the dome. He my favorite. Did
<v Speaker 2>you have any favorite moments in the episode? I did? Actually,
<v Speaker 2>what did you other way? Did we mention crying a
<v Speaker 2>little while? Well, we mentioned you're getting a little mistic.
<v Speaker 2>I've got a little mistic this morning, and I'll tell
<v Speaker 2>you why just quickly diversion Zach. Feel free to edit out,
<v Speaker 2>please don't. It's worthwhile. I like it. I was just like,
<v Speaker 2>let's get back on track, and you're like, first of all,
<v Speaker 2>but that's not what's the trailer for Super slash Man,
<v Speaker 2>The Christopher Reeves Story documentary about Christopher Reeve. Oh shit,
<v Speaker 2>was too early, too wearly for me to be crying
<v Speaker 2>like this. Guys like, oh.
<v Speaker 4>Damn, yeah, it just seems like such a perfect human being.
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, but also yeah, living this really active life.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, of course he had that terrible accident when
<v Speaker 2>he was a questrian, right was nine in the nineties,
<v Speaker 2>was it, I believe so yeah, but was he paral
<v Speaker 2>or quadriplegic? Quadriplegic. Yeah, but I was saying, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you love to say I love to ski, really really
<v Speaker 2>active guy, and it was like, in a minute, in
<v Speaker 2>a second, it's just not one. And yeah, he's feeling
<v Speaker 2>all damned like maybe I should just go. And his
<v Speaker 2>wife was like, no, you're still You're like, oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>this is so lovely. So yeah, I'll be I'll be
<v Speaker 2>saying that when it comes out, and I think you
<v Speaker 2>should do and maybe you as well. What did I
<v Speaker 2>have to do with anything? Nothing? Oh, it made me sad,
<v Speaker 2>just like Martin Prince's memorial servers made you say there,
<v Speaker 2>I was just how I'm trying to bond when you
<v Speaker 2>know I too have emotions thedo do you? Yeah, they're
<v Speaker 2>mostly just rage and self. Don't know your social media
<v Speaker 2>it's always just anger. How what is this tripe? Well? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>twisters was crap? What do you want to say? Do
<v Speaker 2>you any of you've seen Twisters? I didn't like it?
<v Speaker 4>Do you find you're more inclined to go on Twitter
<v Speaker 4>or tweet about something that you don't like? Then what
<v Speaker 4>you do? If you like something, you just sit there
<v Speaker 4>and enjoy it. But if you don't like something like
<v Speaker 4>I have to venture my frustration about this, well it's
<v Speaker 4>the polar opposite.
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, this is really good and I think
<v Speaker 2>I should share it. Do you ever feel that way? Though? Certainly?
<v Speaker 2>Do you ever go I have to tell her one
<v Speaker 2>how much I like this? Or is it I've got event? Yeah? Absolutely, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is very good and I would like to let
<v Speaker 2>everyone know that I think it's good and that I
<v Speaker 2>think you should enjoy this also, or this is terrible,
<v Speaker 2>avoid at all costs. Okay, that's how that is? That
<v Speaker 2>how you feel.
<v Speaker 4>I very rarely go on social media for my own
<v Speaker 4>personal stuff. Ever, it's just podcasts related content, had occasional
<v Speaker 4>photos of the kids. I but if you didn't do
<v Speaker 4>these reviews, the things that you do, like, I would
<v Speaker 4>never have found deep rising.
<v Speaker 2>Correct. I'm here to help. But before we do that,
<v Speaker 2>did I have favorite moms? I certainly did. Yes. I
<v Speaker 2>was a fan of the term's bedroom pazaz and snacking
<v Speaker 2>off in the bathroom because like kind of snack off? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>who among us? Would you ever eat in a toilet?
<v Speaker 2>Not in a toilet, but sitting in the toilet? Would
<v Speaker 2>you ever eat in there? No? No, I don't think
<v Speaker 2>I could eat it. No, I've eaten in the shower before.
<v Speaker 2>Have you been in the shower? Nember eaten in the shower?
<v Speaker 2>I've had a beer in the shower. How great is it?
<v Speaker 2>It's so good, so awesome, hot day, hard work, cold beer,
<v Speaker 2>the shaft, warm shower. Yeah, but hard but we both mean,
<v Speaker 2>you know, sitting on the ass is doing nothing on
<v Speaker 2>the computer talking about the st first, it's a big
<v Speaker 2>cold beer. I really enjoyed the ridiculousness of sneakers because
<v Speaker 2>it was this is obviously you take on cheeks, Checken
<v Speaker 2>cheats cheatas cheeks. I nicolar. They never never heard of
<v Speaker 2>this show before, right, because I was I've forgotten all
<v Speaker 2>about them to you just reminded me.
<v Speaker 4>Just then I said, to do you there's a show
<v Speaker 4>when there was cheatings. She goes it was like, really,
<v Speaker 4>it was huge on Fox starts. Fox's got comps Cheaters.
<v Speaker 4>There's another similar kind of thing, and they'd rock it,
<v Speaker 4>rock up and sometimes the guy like non the camera
<v Speaker 4>on me sometimes, but I'm not doing nothing, not what are.
<v Speaker 2>You talking about? You're crazy watching watching I just came
<v Speaker 2>here to talk about video games.
<v Speaker 4>The majority of the time it was men cheating on
<v Speaker 4>the wife, the one that I saw anyway, and just
<v Speaker 4>watching the Cogs and a Hea work out. How am
<v Speaker 4>I going to talk my way out of this one?
<v Speaker 2>How am I going to talk my way out of
<v Speaker 2>this in real time? So we've been watching a lot
<v Speaker 2>of mad Men lately, and I'm just like, oh see,
<v Speaker 2>old Don Droper would never survive if there was cheaters
<v Speaker 2>back in the nineteen sixties. No, Don would talk his
<v Speaker 2>way out. But don't Don thinks on his feet. He's
<v Speaker 2>horrible human being. I'm not a fan Don Draper at all.
<v Speaker 2>He is a pos yes, a prince of sales. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>goodbye puldn't it. He's I just a ship person. He's
<v Speaker 2>a bit of a ship person. He's a complicated man.
<v Speaker 2>He's a ship person. He's a ship person. He was
<v Speaker 2>also a good person in some ways. He if it
<v Speaker 2>suits him, yeah, yeah, if he's gonna benefit from it,
<v Speaker 2>of course, you do something good. I find him compelling
<v Speaker 2>to watch, and as I'm going to continue watching mad
<v Speaker 2>Men because of that.
<v Speaker 4>We we're up to season just nearly season three. Now
<v Speaker 4>we're smashing through it. Really, I think the most interesting
<v Speaker 4>character on the show for me, the most slight detO here,
<v Speaker 4>the most.
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh it's okay when you do hard to work.
<v Speaker 4>Out character is Pete Campbell. Of course I was like,
<v Speaker 4>what is this guy's problem?
<v Speaker 2>How many times have I said, you know, when I
<v Speaker 2>when I dropped names about you know, interviewing Matthew The
<v Speaker 2>correct spelling is why you interviewed him? I did when
<v Speaker 2>mad Men first started, and he as weird as a character. No, no,
<v Speaker 2>he was actually pretty good, although apparently he's a complicated
<v Speaker 2>dude as well in real life. But I said, I'd
<v Speaker 2>like to think I'm Don Dreer, but I'm pretty sure
<v Speaker 2>I'm Pete Camblell. Oh you've told me we are are
<v Speaker 2>like feel Better Man Man, Good Show. We should probably
<v Speaker 2>do it on Good Show, Good Show. We should do
<v Speaker 2>it on TV launch pot. Yes.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, just at the moment, we've got the poll
<v Speaker 4>up for the we've gone with the OC and Gossip
<v Speaker 4>Girl is winning at the moment. Yeah, for twentys of
<v Speaker 4>teen dramas, OC is definitely it's gonna full stop. X.
<v Speaker 2>What else did I enjoy about dal Infanet? I had
<v Speaker 2>five favorite moments. I mentioned Sarah mcglonkin earlier. You know,
<v Speaker 2>I always like hearing her one of Counda's best exports.
<v Speaker 2>I think my favorite funny moment from the episode was, uh,
<v Speaker 2>Wigham at at the base of the chasm or the
<v Speaker 2>or wherever it is the cliff, Lou says, and you
<v Speaker 2>meant to inform them, what do you think I'm doing now?
<v Speaker 2>It gives a big smile to the camera. That was great.
<v Speaker 2>It's definitely dead, definitely definitely dead. I would attend to
<v Speaker 2>the Tajma All you can eat yes, that's a great
<v Speaker 2>name for a restaurant. It is. I think my favorite
<v Speaker 2>part was the shout out to the NBC Mystery Movie
<v Speaker 2>over the at the at the very end that this
<v Speaker 2>is where they said, you know, so and so plays
<v Speaker 2>Colombo and someone. So I thought it must have been
<v Speaker 2>like a Colombo reference. Was this was a thing that
<v Speaker 2>NBC did in the seventies, So it wasn't the Colombo
<v Speaker 2>that was Colombo closing credits. No, no Ah, MBSD this
<v Speaker 2>thing on a Sunday and a Wednesday night where I
<v Speaker 2>don't think this character warrants a whole series, but we
<v Speaker 2>or maybe this series is over, the character is still popular.
<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna do like telling movies like it's a
<v Speaker 2>Columbo mystery on Sunday night, or you know, it's a
<v Speaker 2>McLoud mystery on Wednesday night, and then yeah, it sort
<v Speaker 2>of have a bit of a round robin of these
<v Speaker 2>various crime fighters. So I want a Sunday Night. You
<v Speaker 2>tune is like, oh, it's a mystery. You know, it's
<v Speaker 2>a little longer than your average episode, and I don't know,
<v Speaker 2>like like Jack and Lost, we need to go back.
<v Speaker 4>That's what I liked about this episode In general, it's
<v Speaker 4>just the vibe of the mystery. Always say I love
<v Speaker 4>a good mystery, and I don't think I want to
<v Speaker 4>ask you if you were watching this not knowing what
<v Speaker 4>was going to be coming up right, knowing that Martin survived,
<v Speaker 4>do you think Martin was dead? Do you think you
<v Speaker 4>would have watched this for in real time? For the
<v Speaker 4>first time, I thought maybe Martin was actually dead.
<v Speaker 2>I have written down when Martin first lands on the
<v Speaker 2>ledge and then he balls out a very big cliff,
<v Speaker 2>like a Looney Tunes side clip. By the way, that's
<v Speaker 2>the other thing that I did. Springfield has lovely vistas, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>literally countryside. Yes, it's a great Springfield forest. Yeah, it's lovely.
<v Speaker 2>But when he takes that big clip, big fall off
<v Speaker 2>the cliff, I'm like, I found to see how they're
<v Speaker 2>getting it. It was like, does Homie going down the gorge? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>very much so. And when you have that, you need
<v Speaker 2>to have a resolution that's probably just as cartoonish. That's
<v Speaker 2>what I thought. The only sort of nippick for me
<v Speaker 2>was I get that you know that he was saved
<v Speaker 2>from the fall, from the impact of the fall, but
<v Speaker 2>he's underwear, but he was hitting that Mountain, the whole
<v Speaker 2>way down. Where's the cuts? He was gone? Bag bag? Also,
<v Speaker 2>how was he going big bag? Maybe it speaks to
<v Speaker 2>Martin's character. I'm assuming that his butterfly enclosure.
<v Speaker 4>Is at his house, in his backyard. I think, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>we see, I'm going to Martin's house to end it all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he's back home, and I'm assuming he's been
<v Speaker 2>there for a little while to go inside. Why has
<v Speaker 2>he changed out of his modesty? I was so confused.
<v Speaker 2>Still it feels good, do it? Yeah? Anyway your question,
<v Speaker 2>or was it that he had just arrived back in
<v Speaker 2>the nick of time? I don't think so. It seemed
<v Speaker 2>like he'd been there for a while. I think it
<v Speaker 2>felt like he'd been there for a while. Yeah, anyway,
<v Speaker 2>In response to your question, Yeah, no, I didn't think
<v Speaker 2>it was much of a mystery. And if I thought
<v Speaker 2>that he was actually dead, I don't know.
<v Speaker 4>Well, I think they were trying to make you think
<v Speaker 4>that he was the one sitting there playing the lute, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>it's loot right, loot loots.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>And then when it was revealed as Nelson, you're going, ah,
<v Speaker 4>it actually is dead.
<v Speaker 2>Interesting twists, Yes, yes, but then he just rocks up
<v Speaker 2>in his modest skirt. I think of the b plot
<v Speaker 2>by the way, but ding and search, I mean, we
<v Speaker 2>cannot relate to him being on a diet and failing it,
<v Speaker 2>right well? Yeah, true, it seems to all these diets
<v Speaker 2>I haven't finished.
<v Speaker 4>It seemed a bit far fetched, the whole it never
<v Speaker 4>I don't like about modern Simpsons. I mean, that's what
<v Speaker 4>we're doing now. Is that Marge goes, I've just hired
<v Speaker 4>so and so where from? With what money? Why would
<v Speaker 4>it come to the Simpsons house. It's just like we
<v Speaker 4>need a celebrity cameo.
<v Speaker 2>Who was this? Yeah? Was it a celebrity cameo? I think
<v Speaker 2>I'm assumed that the dietitian with somebody, right well, she
<v Speaker 2>looked like Martha Stewart, But I don't think it was Marth.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's no the only guest name in it
<v Speaker 2>is is Marshall Wallace. Assume. I mean, I'm guessing that
<v Speaker 2>the host of Cheetahs is Hanker's area and Betsy Bidwell. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Betsy Bidwell.
<v Speaker 4>This is like we've I've hired nutrition's Betsy Bidwell. Why
<v Speaker 4>what just it just seems random?
<v Speaker 2>Added the blue I think my problem with it as well.
<v Speaker 2>Was there's no sort of forward moment or there's no
<v Speaker 2>Homer is not conflicted at all, one extreme to the other. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>because I mean it's like I certainly know when I
<v Speaker 2>was a bit heavier than I am now, still pred heavy,
<v Speaker 2>but still it really does affect your bedroom, bazaz and
<v Speaker 2>when that happens, like, shit, gotta do something about this, yeah, immediately. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The fact that Homer is no, no, no, not taking it seriously.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe just hit too close to home or it's like
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, at least feel some guilt about it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you know, meeting Bill Peppers. But I'm also you know,
<v Speaker 2>got my souls a briefcase phil conflicted about it as
<v Speaker 2>much as you Nick's Nicksnick.
<v Speaker 4>But let's be honest, we've all gone to die and cheated,
<v Speaker 4>right Oh yeah, absolutely, Yeah, It's.
<v Speaker 2>Just that's who we are. Ask people. Yeah. But if
<v Speaker 2>it's I it's something that's seemingly this serious, and that's
<v Speaker 2>the morning after that, it's the next day, I guess, so.
<v Speaker 2>But for yeah, for margin at the end to go,
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter. I love it was like's still going
<v Speaker 2>to be, you know, a dud in the sack, you
<v Speaker 2>know the dud. At least they sort of tied it
<v Speaker 2>up well where it wasn't just I guess so, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>because it was almost a case of I think it
<v Speaker 2>was more an indictment of shows like Sneakers as opposed.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was taking the mick out of those shows. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>but I was going to talk about something before you continue.
<v Speaker 2>There, it come back to it. It'll come back to me.
<v Speaker 2>I was going to talk about something important before you
<v Speaker 2>started talking shit. No, no, no, man, we'll get to it.
<v Speaker 2>We'll get to it. But basically, yeah, so home, So
<v Speaker 2>the setup is that Home is bad in bed. Oh no,
<v Speaker 2>he's just is lacking energy.
<v Speaker 4>I did like the line though, of one of my
<v Speaker 4>favorite moments of New Diet.
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<v Speaker 2>Next question, you there eating the based all right? Trivia time?
<v Speaker 2>Yes you've got three? I've only got three hope, that's
<v Speaker 2>all right. I'll go first? How much weight had home
<v Speaker 2>and put on? Where? Betsy bibus said, you've gained You've
<v Speaker 2>gained seven pounds? And what's that in kilos? About three
<v Speaker 2>seven pounds into killers is three point one seven kilos?
<v Speaker 2>I was so close. Not bad. Speaking of weight, what
<v Speaker 2>was Betsy Bidwell's old weight? Her old weight? Oh, she
<v Speaker 2>used to weigh something. I don't know. I don't remember
<v Speaker 2>that bit. Actually she used to weighs four hundred pounds,
<v Speaker 2>she said, really, no, man would never touch you. Next
<v Speaker 2>question for me from you? Alrighty, what was the missus cooking?
<v Speaker 2>Missus munts? It was meat life now. Yes, I haven't
<v Speaker 2>had meat lofe in a while.
<v Speaker 4>It was the meal that my mummy spoke when I
<v Speaker 4>was a kid that I was always bitterly disappointed with
<v Speaker 4>my made meat left.
<v Speaker 2>Not really spice it up.
<v Speaker 4>I know, it's just I didn't like. I hate the
<v Speaker 4>texture of meat loaf. Oh yeah, just not for me.
<v Speaker 4>Oh never been a meatloaf fan? Really, what the singer
<v Speaker 4>not the meat. It's the opposite for me.
<v Speaker 2>I can't stand me. I like meat loaf, fine, but
<v Speaker 2>I love me love the meal. Okay, well we haven't caught.
<v Speaker 2>I read Nicko cooked at once. I went, I don't
<v Speaker 2>have the hard to tell that I hate it because
<v Speaker 2>I know she loves meat loaf. You next question, Jennifer
<v Speaker 2>appears on Sneakers because her acupuncturist boyfriend maybe cheating. How
<v Speaker 2>old is Jennifer. I'm going to say thirty, She's twenty
<v Speaker 2>three years only three years old. I did like the
<v Speaker 2>I've tried everything but talking to it my follow I
<v Speaker 2>do like that recarget, but we've tried nothing. We're roll
<v Speaker 2>out about. Oh it is, yeah, so great. My final
<v Speaker 2>question is the host of Sneakers. Who is his father? Oh,
<v Speaker 2>the Reverend Billy Graham Junior.
<v Speaker 4>I've mentioned this guy but twice in the last three episodes. Really,
<v Speaker 4>because when they did the love spring fieldy in style,
<v Speaker 4>remember it said today sex pistols tomorrow red.
<v Speaker 2>It was like Reverend Billy Graham. It was like a
<v Speaker 2>combination of the two or whatever. Do we have the energy?
<v Speaker 2>One may dare say the podcast Pizaz to type in
<v Speaker 2>the date, well the year that this episode released and
<v Speaker 2>Billy Graham and see if something happened, see why you
<v Speaker 2>might have been in the new two thousand and eight.
<v Speaker 2>Let's do it. Billy Graham was an American ev evangelists,
<v Speaker 2>passed away in twenty eighteen. I can't really see anything
<v Speaker 2>here that stands out in two thousand and eight. Five
<v Speaker 2>time was say twos and five ye city he had preached. No,
<v Speaker 2>he finished in two thousand and five, so he'd retired
<v Speaker 2>by two thousand and eight. Not in the hearts of
<v Speaker 2>the Caroline Amine and the people at the Simpsons writers rot,
<v Speaker 2>did she write this one dish? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>However yeah, yeah with William right. How often do we find,
<v Speaker 4>though with current Simpsons that we're reviewing, that they'll make
<v Speaker 4>a gag and it's like this, a similar gag is
<v Speaker 4>in like two or three episodes. It's almost like they
<v Speaker 4>just throw them all in there. Not anything original. This
<v Speaker 4>was this was the name or the thing that made
<v Speaker 4>us laugh that week. Yeah around, let's get into our
<v Speaker 4>review of daland Furda. Shall we let's let's do it.
<v Speaker 4>So the original airdate was March ninth, two thousand and eight.
<v Speaker 4>Production code KA b F zero seven, written by.
<v Speaker 2>Why do they have that? Production one of the production
<v Speaker 2>cove Well, let us call it this episode KA b
<v Speaker 2>F zero seven. I guess maybe it means the seventh
<v Speaker 2>episode this season produced. It doesn't matter, kab The name
<v Speaker 2>of the radio station in John Carpenter is the Fog
<v Speaker 2>by the way, is it? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>K Carolyn Amine William right with the writers of this episode,
<v Speaker 4>directed by Bob Anderson as well. So the episode kicks
<v Speaker 4>off with Marge wanting some sexy time. She's down DTF
<v Speaker 4>as the kids would say once upon a time down
<v Speaker 4>the frolic, Yes, and she wants a syrupy stack of
<v Speaker 4>man cakes. And I was like, we all want a
<v Speaker 4>good woman like this, right, Jesus is the message that
<v Speaker 4>we are? And go, I want a piece of that action,
<v Speaker 4>doesn't it? Everybody want to be wanted? Yeah, that's that's
<v Speaker 4>the thing. You just want to be wanted. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 4>said to Nikolas, said it was last week. I said,
<v Speaker 4>please forever, like you know, sometimes been in the kitchen
<v Speaker 4>walk up and slap me on the ass. I'm like,
<v Speaker 4>don't ever stop doing that because it just makes you
<v Speaker 4>feel like you wanted. Oh yeah, there's nothing wrong with
<v Speaker 4>a good ass slap, right, is that?
<v Speaker 2>Well it depends on it, but no, there is nothing
<v Speaker 2>wrong Uncle Joe. No, Uncle Joe. Come on.
<v Speaker 4>So he's too tired though, He's just he's absolutely knacking.
<v Speaker 4>And I was just like, mate, we've all been there.
<v Speaker 4>The spirit is willing, but the pleasures, well, yeah, yes.
<v Speaker 2>We want to get to get nuts on me.
<v Speaker 4>But he gets home the next day, dinner time, the
<v Speaker 4>perfect time, perfect break between we're won't drunk, and he
<v Speaker 4>smells something his new diet.
<v Speaker 2>It's broccoli getting I was like, yeah, steam brocoli. It
<v Speaker 2>must have. I must admit that's, you know, steam things
<v Speaker 2>that the margin has got going on in the soap
<v Speaker 2>top good honor. Looks like she's put in the effort.
<v Speaker 2>Actually it looks like some pretty tasty veggies. Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>I made a sturf for the other day, and I
<v Speaker 4>was thinking, why did I do more of this? It's
<v Speaker 4>they're simple to make, you know, a bit of sauce
<v Speaker 4>veggies and chicken in there.
<v Speaker 2>And they're delicious. They're very tasty. Yeah, this is a yeah,
<v Speaker 2>we're very pro s Somemmer's coming, which means shirts off,
<v Speaker 2>which means we're going to get into into shape. Well,
<v Speaker 2>that's right, suns out, guns.
<v Speaker 4>Out, yes, as Nikola calls it, suns out, buns out.
<v Speaker 4>Well that too, girls of the g strings, that's what
<v Speaker 4>she said, suns out, buns out. You know, apparently there's
<v Speaker 4>a saying you know how they always say forgive me
<v Speaker 4>female viewers and listeners, But there's a saying that goes
<v Speaker 4>tits out for the boys, get you tits out for
<v Speaker 4>the boys.
<v Speaker 2>Know that's saying. I'm well aware of it. I may
<v Speaker 2>have said it, yes, right, Apparently there's a saying. I
<v Speaker 2>never heard it, Nicola goes dicks out for the chicks,
<v Speaker 2>get you dicks out for the chicks, and I was like,
<v Speaker 2>I've never heard this in quite frankly, I'm discussing ladies,
<v Speaker 2>lift your game, chow some decorum.
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I'm not, well, no one's ever said
<v Speaker 4>it to me, dicks out for the chicks. And I
<v Speaker 4>was like, well it makes sense they should. They deserve
<v Speaker 4>their own filthy slogan as well.
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of something that rhymes with dicks
<v Speaker 2>away for the so and so, because once I get
<v Speaker 2>mine and I'll be like, no, no, all the.
<v Speaker 4>Rhymes are penis, penis out for the It doesn't make
<v Speaker 4>sense willies because WILLI is a probe an easy way
<v Speaker 4>to ride with something, isn't it cock cock cocks cocks.
<v Speaker 2>Out for the.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but dick's out for the chicks apparently
<v Speaker 4>a thing.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm happy to if you ask happily you're black,
<v Speaker 2>say please anyway.
<v Speaker 4>So cooking nice, cooking nice, sturf fries whatever, veggies, vegetables.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you've got surf on the brain. So I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>say stirf fr sturf fry.
<v Speaker 4>That's that's what I think of steam veggi'es I think
<v Speaker 4>of stir fry and mix it all together. Anyway, So
<v Speaker 4>Hamma says, here, what about the old ones?
<v Speaker 2>I haven't finished despite the fact that it says stir fry,
<v Speaker 2>just like this makes sense. That's whatever.
<v Speaker 4>Seeing Veggi's being cooked stir fry for me. So now
<v Speaker 4>she's just higher bid well, and I'm this is just lazy.
<v Speaker 4>It's just thinking, who is this I've hired a dietitian. Okay,
<v Speaker 4>after one day?
<v Speaker 5>Why all right, Homer, did you know I used to
<v Speaker 5>weigh four hundred pounds?
<v Speaker 1>Oh bet, no man would touch you.
<v Speaker 5>Well, I went from fat to all that using my simple,
<v Speaker 5>fool proof diet. It's all about little substitutions. Instead of
<v Speaker 5>French toast for breakfast, why not eat a belt pepper
<v Speaker 5>when you crave something sugary? Eat about pepper? Want a beer?
<v Speaker 2>Bell pepper?
<v Speaker 1>Who it's dangy like a pepper, like qunchy like a bell,
<v Speaker 1>bell pepper?
<v Speaker 4>I reckon what this is? I've got here in my notes.
<v Speaker 4>Someone said beal pepper in the in the writer's room
<v Speaker 4>one day, and they thought it was hilarious. And they
<v Speaker 4>think the word bell pepper, bell pepper, bell pepper. They
<v Speaker 4>they've done this for years now. Though remember Bombardman playing dodgeball.
<v Speaker 4>But Barman, this is just that gag again, Bell pepper,
<v Speaker 4>bell pepper, bell pepper.
<v Speaker 2>I have two questions, yes, regarding this whole three okay,
<v Speaker 2>it's tribute. Only have two questions. I walked right into
<v Speaker 2>that and then, well, well played you. First of all,
<v Speaker 2>Homer is eating these belle Why is no one seeding
<v Speaker 2>these bell peppers? If you've ever cut up a bell
<v Speaker 2>pepper and you got some of the seeds in there,
<v Speaker 2>exactly what happens. It's the hot seeds. So eating those
<v Speaker 2>more time, one more time? That was my person. You
<v Speaker 2>look like the wolf from the mask. The secondly, why
<v Speaker 2>is no one calling these bell peppers by their true
<v Speaker 2>name capsicum? Yeah, it's very it's a very American thing.
<v Speaker 2>But here you go, no, it's not an American thing.
<v Speaker 2>That's what they call them in England. Really.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you go to subway in England you asked for
<v Speaker 4>some capsulem and they look at you with a fuddled look.
<v Speaker 4>She said do you want do you want pepper? And
<v Speaker 4>I was like, yes, please? Did start putting no, no cask?
<v Speaker 4>She goes, Nicole goes, that's pepper. I went what she goes,
<v Speaker 4>bal pepper? I went, what do you what you're saying?
<v Speaker 2>Words? Nothing makes sense here? Do you say pepper or
<v Speaker 2>pepper's I don't know, but all I heard was pepper.
<v Speaker 2>And in Australia we pepper, it's salt and pepper. But
<v Speaker 2>she goes, do you want pepper? She's well, hold up,
<v Speaker 2>hold on, no, I don't want that. So that's why
<v Speaker 2>I realized Nicholas, And that was years ago when I
<v Speaker 2>first went to England. Nicolas like, pepper is bal pepper
<v Speaker 2>is capskim here and I was like, but you have
<v Speaker 2>something else that's called pepper. Why would you do that
<v Speaker 2>to yourself. It's like when you go overseas and they say,
<v Speaker 2>would you like cilantro on this? And I'm like, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know what that is? What is cilantro? It's capsic? No,
<v Speaker 2>it's capsic. That's just talking. See it's confusing. We wouldn't
<v Speaker 2>have this issue. It's very confusing. What do we call it? It? Coriander? Ah? Okay.
<v Speaker 4>See the thing is I think where the odd one's out?
<v Speaker 4>I think everyone else around the world calls it pepper,
<v Speaker 4>and where the only one they called capsic?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So will like when we have a girl with
<v Speaker 2>our American friends, were like, why are still using miles?
<v Speaker 2>Stop doing it? But we're ahead of the curve though,
<v Speaker 2>we're going. You know what's confusing having bell, pepper and
<v Speaker 2>pepper being put into the same sandwich subway. If you
<v Speaker 2>just call it a capsicim, you wouldn't have to. It
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be confused anymore. Dan would certainly be less as
<v Speaker 2>I would go, I've made a subway for a long
<v Speaker 2>if it had been subway for a while, I've been
<v Speaker 2>for ages. I have not. Lou had some the other day.
<v Speaker 4>I just remember getting it maybe two years ago, and
<v Speaker 4>I was like seventeen. This used to be like a
<v Speaker 4>nine dollars on that's seventeen and it's not good.
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, if I'm playing seventeen, no, I'll well,
<v Speaker 2>do you respect a subway? And I'll buy a whole
<v Speaker 2>chicken and rolls and it's spokesperson Jared. I'll get a
<v Speaker 2>real sandwich from a real sandwich because I used to
<v Speaker 2>enjoy the the foot long and also on meatball sub
<v Speaker 2>you saw that coming. I added a sound effect there.
<v Speaker 2>You haven't heard it yet, but it'll be there. Was
<v Speaker 2>it slide whissel? No, that's what what Mal has? It
<v Speaker 2>doesn't he does? Indeed? Uh? Anyway, yes, Bell Peppers stuff.
<v Speaker 2>You thought it was funny. It maybe isn't quite as
<v Speaker 2>fun as you thought. It was. Simpson's Riders, but look,
<v Speaker 2>you've given us so much pleasure for so long. We'll
<v Speaker 2>let this one's slide. Yeah. But now apparently Homer loves
<v Speaker 2>them as well, so is he eating these and pretending
<v Speaker 2>to like them because he wants to keep this facade
<v Speaker 2>up or he actually likes It's hard to tell, isn't it.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because they don't sort of show a moment where
<v Speaker 4>he goes, oh my god, I can stop eating these now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's no even slight cutaway. Yeah, it's more like, no,
<v Speaker 2>he's really into these bell peppers. Yeah, just as much
<v Speaker 2>as you know the Simpsons riders are into saying the
<v Speaker 2>word bell.
<v Speaker 4>Pepper right at the baseball game. But it's a dog
<v Speaker 4>gets a dog. I feel like if you go to
<v Speaker 4>the baseball you have to have.
<v Speaker 2>A dog, right, I would have to have a dog
<v Speaker 2>and a beer.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Shans Foot, it's a pie and chips and a coke, yes,
<v Speaker 4>or a beer whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you went to the States and went to
<v Speaker 2>a baseball game, which team would you like to see?
<v Speaker 2>Boston red the Socks. I'm a Boston guy. Well, that's true.
<v Speaker 2>You are. You're talking about this the other narrator, chick
<v Speaker 2>from Boston, the English Boston, not the American Boston.
<v Speaker 4>They founded this Boston. The American money they got Boston,
<v Speaker 4>they built that city, not on rock and roll.
<v Speaker 2>No, it sucks that were read The Lovely Luise and
<v Speaker 2>I watched a documentary on TV the other night called
<v Speaker 2>was it Finding the Voice? But it was about John
<v Speaker 2>Farnham and yeah, Australian Ic on John Farnham.
<v Speaker 4>They're doing all these before he dies. Usually their way
<v Speaker 4>to someone dies and they go let's celebrate them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's celebrate John Johnny Farnum. While this STI alive,
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I kind of did it, Molly Malgium. I
<v Speaker 2>guess they gave him all these TV shows and movies
<v Speaker 2>and then he dropped his pants on stage and was like,
<v Speaker 2>oh no, they swapt that one under the road pretty quickly,
<v Speaker 2>didn't they. They didn't they? Farsi as we like to
<v Speaker 2>call him here in Australia. It was pre his big
<v Speaker 2>comeback with Your the Voice. Yeah. They were scouting out
<v Speaker 2>songs for him to sing, you know, to put on
<v Speaker 2>his album WI Spring Jack and apparently one of them
<v Speaker 2>was we built this City. Like they send him a
<v Speaker 2>demo of it, No way, yeah, and he was like
<v Speaker 2>I don't like that. I was like this this would
<v Speaker 2>have been good. I'm like, no, that's a terrible song.
<v Speaker 4>Whoever sings this sounds like rock and or roll, but
<v Speaker 4>you're the voice worked for him. It's being used as
<v Speaker 4>both Kamala right in her ad is it?
<v Speaker 2>Didn't you see that? I did not see she.
<v Speaker 4>Used they used in the Democratic advertisement You're the voice
<v Speaker 4>is now like everyone in America was like, what a song.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's like, we're firty years old, as seen in the
<v Speaker 2>motion picture hot Rod.
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, now then now they're being they're using it
<v Speaker 4>to try and over overthrow Trump.
<v Speaker 2>And meanwhile, didn't the estate of Isaac hayes okay chef
<v Speaker 2>from south Park? Yeah, listening to going down to South Park?
<v Speaker 2>Good shame. I don't know which of it, whether he
<v Speaker 2>used lyrics from an Isaac hay song or he might
<v Speaker 2>have like tried to use them from sharp Yeah, and
<v Speaker 2>the state of head said, no, we're not We're not
<v Speaker 2>having it anyway. Back to dal Infernerda, we were constantly.
<v Speaker 4>Avoiding the issue baseball game, eating a dog and home
<v Speaker 4>and but orders the pepper which is piping cold, crunchy
<v Speaker 4>and bland. So then he gets one from a vendor.
<v Speaker 2>Have their place. I like a capsicum. I like it.
<v Speaker 2>I like it in a tire sturf fry. Yes, I
<v Speaker 2>like ty curry. I like to put it in a
<v Speaker 2>sturf fry when when I make my breakfast burrito.
<v Speaker 4>Cap If I'm gonna eat capsic, it needs to be soft.
<v Speaker 4>I can't eat hard capsicum.
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I quite like.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't like going a salad roll or whatever.
<v Speaker 4>I didn't salad it's good, okay. So he gets from
<v Speaker 4>the vending machine Mo's blending peppers to farmer's drink. Yes,
<v Speaker 4>Homers then gained seven pounds. Betsy can't believe it. Marge
<v Speaker 4>asks has been cheating, and he walks out and meet
<v Speaker 4>I didn't like this where she's pinching his weight and
<v Speaker 4>he walks in and outside and it's like, too silly,
<v Speaker 4>too silly for me, too silly.
<v Speaker 2>In an episode where a small boy falls up falls
<v Speaker 2>up a giant cliff, is the extended bang bang bang
<v Speaker 2>all the way down? Has it all the way down?
<v Speaker 2>Bad bag? So Marge is now looking. But was there
<v Speaker 2>ever the worst band of the Black Eyed Peas West
<v Speaker 2>band I've just been provoking. I mean they had their place. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's true. It's terrible stuff. That's great. Where is the love, guy?
<v Speaker 2>Where's the love? That was well done? I appreciate you
<v Speaker 2>what you did. It's like they did terrible songs that
<v Speaker 2>you can't help but kind of get down to. Actually, no,
<v Speaker 2>let's get it started as Actually I can say, it's
<v Speaker 2>just shut up, shut up, got a real I'm such
<v Speaker 2>a period because big girls don't cry. So takeday is
<v Speaker 2>that one of those songs? I think it's a fergy song,
<v Speaker 2>right the girls? I think it's maybe wrong. Maybe I
<v Speaker 2>think I like to get it started, except I can
<v Speaker 2>only like it by its original time You're going to
<v Speaker 2>go there, which I cannot say on this podcast. Apparently
<v Speaker 2>that words making a comeback. No, it's not. Yeah, apparently
<v Speaker 2>it is in your world. Maybe, well in the world
<v Speaker 2>of the kids. The kids, kids are the kids are
<v Speaker 2>saying maybe because I've you know, he's been so long
<v Speaker 2>since people have actually used the word they've gone, people
<v Speaker 2>have gone. You know what that word means? Right? Oh shit?
<v Speaker 2>Oh the children marrow future. Yes, So Marge is looking
<v Speaker 2>for evidence, evidence proved that home has been cheating. I
<v Speaker 2>didn't enjoy about What are you doing there? Am I
<v Speaker 2>going crazy? Yes? And you know you can't find anything?
<v Speaker 2>Then the family see the Primo on the TV Force Sneakers.
<v Speaker 1>Me Jennifer geez worried or I get punk to his
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend is sticking it to someone else.
<v Speaker 2>He used to be so loving.
<v Speaker 1>Now, he says, he's always working late, but when he
<v Speaker 1>comes home his needles.
<v Speaker 2>Aren't even bloody. I've tried everything except talking to him.
<v Speaker 2>Help me TV show, We'll find out if Jennifer's boyfriend
<v Speaker 2>has been fooling around. I'm Sneakers.
<v Speaker 3>If you suspect a loved one of cheating on you
<v Speaker 3>call the Sneakers hardline, also called if you don't suspect
<v Speaker 3>Most cheating happens when you think everything is just.
<v Speaker 4>Great, probably true, just when you think. Sometimes you suspect
<v Speaker 4>things right, you know, when your partner's off. But a
<v Speaker 4>lot of the time they are so good at covering it.
<v Speaker 4>It's like, no, you think of everything's fine. It's like,
<v Speaker 4>oh shit, how don't you see videos like I've been
<v Speaker 4>married to this guy, this woman like twenty years.
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea. You told me a terrible story
<v Speaker 2>the other day about a gentleman who received either a
<v Speaker 2>video or yeah, photographs not pleasant, photographs not pleasant. We're
<v Speaker 2>not going to recount that story on this podcast. It
<v Speaker 2>quite frankly traumatized. But Marge here is watching Sneakers and
<v Speaker 2>she says, kids set the kids for an adult phone call, Yes,
<v Speaker 2>because she wants to find out about eating cheating. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>in the legendary words of adult Schautznegger, eating is not cheating.
<v Speaker 2>So that's a great story. The kids.
<v Speaker 3>Look it up.
<v Speaker 4>The kids go to the forest, as you said. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>just a great setting, isn't it? Like it's got It
<v Speaker 4>reminds me of et Hey, they have kick ass.
<v Speaker 2>Forests, like right near the house. It's like, Wow, were
<v Speaker 2>you guys on the border of Canada or something. It
<v Speaker 2>looks fantastic. Yeah, it looks really nice. It's really nice. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but didn't know it was even there. You were a
<v Speaker 2>report on it. No, the internet wrote it. I handed
<v Speaker 2>it in another Simpsons prediction. Hey, I chat. They see
<v Speaker 2>the squirrel here. It's been eaten by the eagle. The
<v Speaker 2>eagle trying to eat it. Lisa says, break it up.
<v Speaker 2>You two play nice, and then the squirrel goes and
<v Speaker 2>eats the eagles eggs. And I'm like, I've seen video
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, I like washed one video on Twitter
<v Speaker 2>of it's like, would you save this deer from this anaconda?
<v Speaker 2>Right now, my whole Twitter feed is just like these
<v Speaker 2>animal videos saying would you get would you interfere with nature?
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just like, I don't want to see this ship. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they algorithms and nuts down.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you watch one video as all you get, But
<v Speaker 4>would you interfere if you saw an animal trying to
<v Speaker 4>eat another animal, would you interfere?
<v Speaker 2>I would would? It depends on the cuteness of one particular,
<v Speaker 2>particularly the victimized animal. I couldn't help myself. I'd have
<v Speaker 2>to help regardless. I think apparently it's against the law,
<v Speaker 2>is there in some cases too? I forgot what was
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I think I had one of these video
<v Speaker 2>shelf on my social media feeds as well, and there
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, a community note underneath it saying, is
<v Speaker 2>apparently illegal for you to step in and save this
<v Speaker 2>kind of animal. That's harsh, but you know Naseequena, circle
<v Speaker 2>of life baby, Yeah, not good nature is Oh it's brutal,
<v Speaker 2>bad man obviously.
<v Speaker 4>Lots of videos of Komodo dragon is rocking up on
<v Speaker 4>my feet. Those things are dinosaurs. They're terrifying.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, they're coming up a lot. They eat
<v Speaker 2>they just eat deers whole. Yeah. No, and they're not
<v Speaker 2>just showing you like ooh This kimono dragon's a bad
<v Speaker 2>to get a faint. No, the kimmodo dragon is actually
<v Speaker 2>like putting a deer's head in his mouth and it's
<v Speaker 2>chomping now and just just swallows the whole thing. Kimano
<v Speaker 2>dragons another thing to worry. They're sharks of land. Man,
<v Speaker 2>you don't have to go in the water. It's like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>you in my house.
<v Speaker 4>This video, this kimodo dragon chased down a deer, and
<v Speaker 4>I was like, these things are fast, they eat, they
<v Speaker 4>can eat people.
<v Speaker 2>That's just terrible. I'm stay inside. What's the point going out.
<v Speaker 2>We're going to come back inside anyway.
<v Speaker 4>But then talking to the host of sneakers though, and
<v Speaker 4>she mentions here, she's really sad because sometimes you go
<v Speaker 4>to the bathroom to snack off. It didn't mind, but
<v Speaker 4>now he's getting it more and more and more, and
<v Speaker 4>now she's just breaking it, basically just taking. They say
<v Speaker 4>that he's cheating, but he's actually snacking, and they make
<v Speaker 4>her crying to the camera. Then the kids find Martin,
<v Speaker 4>who's just having mery old time by himself, just excavated
<v Speaker 4>looking for arrowheads, just having a great Saturday afternoon, doing.
<v Speaker 2>A little amateur archaeology.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Lisa joins him, but tries but was so annoying
<v Speaker 4>here trying to say you blow listen to my joke.
<v Speaker 2>Well, but he's done that before. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, no,
<v Speaker 2>that's pay attention to me basically. Yeah, that's one of
<v Speaker 2>Bard's defining characteristics. And will keep telling gag until it
<v Speaker 2>hits it was.
<v Speaker 4>This was the setup for a joke a little bit
<v Speaker 4>in about two minutes time, which I thought, my god,
<v Speaker 4>here we go. But anyway, so, but what one is
<v Speaker 4>off seaside?
<v Speaker 2>Too bad because I was going to use it a
<v Speaker 2>bit later on.
<v Speaker 4>So sideshow Mal is sleeping with the slide whistle and
<v Speaker 4>he sees the bone. This isn't like a cat in
<v Speaker 4>the hat thing or something like the bone the very
<v Speaker 4>thing methinks to prank my sister and the dink.
<v Speaker 2>That sounds more like Shakespeare.
<v Speaker 4>Shakespeare. I just thought it was something like out of
<v Speaker 4>a cat and a hat doctor Seus's book and to
<v Speaker 4>rhyme and all that.
<v Speaker 2>Kind of stuff all the time. Bone, the very thing
<v Speaker 2>methinks to prank my sister and the dink. I think
<v Speaker 2>that's a reference to a line from Hamlet. The plays
<v Speaker 2>the thing. Oh shit, okay, well'll do a quick bit
<v Speaker 2>of googling.
<v Speaker 4>But when he pulls the bone out of his hair,
<v Speaker 4>his hair goes down, which I think we've ever seen
<v Speaker 4>Social Meal with his hair down before, which is kind
<v Speaker 4>of interesting. And then we get as I will say
<v Speaker 4>the word, so he says, one of the major It
<v Speaker 4>could be one of the major homos. So Bart is
<v Speaker 4>taking the bone out of his hair, put it inside.
<v Speaker 4>I found a bone. Now, Martin says, this could be
<v Speaker 4>one of the homos. Bart tries to say, you're a
<v Speaker 4>hom and Lisa stops him.
<v Speaker 2>Whatever, may I just say? The plays the thing we're in,
<v Speaker 2>I'll catch the conscience of the king. This is the
<v Speaker 2>end of that two of William Shakespeare's Hamlet. Bone the
<v Speaker 2>very thing he thinks to practice, my sister and the
<v Speaker 2>what did you just say? The play is the thing
<v Speaker 2>by which I'll prick the conscience of the king. Up. Okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it's not dissimilar.
<v Speaker 4>No, So Bart pranks him, pulls the bone and he
<v Speaker 4>falls down the hill. Lisa tried, Lisa not good in
<v Speaker 4>this situation, to get a stick and pokes him.
<v Speaker 2>That's not going to help. But unless he was trying
<v Speaker 2>to you're awake wake up.
<v Speaker 4>To Edge Eh chatting him bag and he falls off
<v Speaker 4>and Bart here is pretty much every ten year old
<v Speaker 4>in that situation would bike away with a bell ring
<v Speaker 4>into drown out.
<v Speaker 2>The inner voice of guilt, Yes, out your conscience. What
<v Speaker 2>would you do with your kid? You would just panic? Right?
<v Speaker 2>Oh goodness here, yeah I can't, I can't. The fault
<v Speaker 2>are the kids. It was actually their reactions here, and
<v Speaker 2>I thought that, yeah, this is the foundation for at
<v Speaker 2>least some good character driven storytelling. I actually liked Lisa
<v Speaker 2>became like the heel in this. Yeah, I mean we've
<v Speaker 2>seen indications that Lisa could heal turn. Yeah when when
<v Speaker 2>the ship, when the ship goes down, when it will
<v Speaker 2>suit her? Yeah? Yeah, and if it derails her future
<v Speaker 2>or that's the big things the future, isn't it? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>very much so. And yeah it was a nice sort
<v Speaker 2>of role reversal. And you know, usually Lisa's the conscientious
<v Speaker 2>one and Bard is devil may care. And this time
<v Speaker 2>it was a nice throw down, flipp it and reverse it. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>what a song. Awesome song. It's no Black Eyed Peas,
<v Speaker 2>but not pretty good. But then I was home, still
<v Speaker 2>ringing the bell. Bad thoughts they put on the hip
<v Speaker 2>us on the TV Little tree owls happy safe at home, Happy,
<v Speaker 2>Happy Happy. Cut to the new story and Martin has
<v Speaker 2>unfortunately died. Indeed, how do they know it's Martin? I
<v Speaker 2>found his Well, they had his pocket protector, which ironically
<v Speaker 2>did not protect.
<v Speaker 3>And you know exactly who is to blame, no one.
<v Speaker 3>The boy clearly fell by accident. He crashed through the
<v Speaker 3>tree canopy there and was presumably eaten by this cougar
<v Speaker 3>who is still coughing up parts of the boy's claws. Tragic,
<v Speaker 3>just tragic. You think this would fit little Rappie cheap
<v Speaker 3>this evidence, I know, but after its evidence, it's a
<v Speaker 3>shirt again, isn't it so?
<v Speaker 2>Chief? What's your final word on the Prince Boy?
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Dead, definitely dead.
<v Speaker 2>Chief. Aren't we supposed to notify the family first?
<v Speaker 3>What do you think I'm doing right now?
<v Speaker 2>They cut back to the elves.
<v Speaker 4>Imagine that you've watched the TV show best mate said
<v Speaker 4>or a kid that you know it's dead, And back
<v Speaker 4>to the happy Little Tree elves.
<v Speaker 2>So the kids think that they're murderers. Well as this
<v Speaker 2>says that were someone accomplice. She has the vision of
<v Speaker 2>being in prison and she's savv because any ol Steel books,
<v Speaker 2>and that would suck for modern audiences. It would like
<v Speaker 2>if you read Sally Rooney books, but then you go
<v Speaker 2>to prison and not only got Colleen Hoover. I think
<v Speaker 2>Nikola likes Colin Hoover. I think she's pretty sure she
<v Speaker 2>makes Zach you. Actually, I think Nicola reads Colleen who
<v Speaker 2>for books. I wouldn't know. Is there another Colleen famous author? No,
<v Speaker 2>it ends with us. She's the writer of it. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>she's got like the series of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>i'dmi the hustle. She's written a shit to of books
<v Speaker 2>and they're all very successful. Maybe I'm just jealous. Who
<v Speaker 2>knows his manuscript for fourteen years? True? And I am
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<v Speaker 4>in an description of this podcast. So basically, my least
<v Speaker 4>is concerned here, but says, I'm going to turn myself in.
<v Speaker 4>I can't live with this girl. And then we've got
<v Speaker 4>really cool animation of almost like the heel turn happening
<v Speaker 4>in real time at shadows and she's like, wait a minute, no,
<v Speaker 4>she justifies to herself, ruining our lives won't bring him back.
<v Speaker 2>What are we doing? Why don't we tell anybody? And
<v Speaker 2>Marge says, you know, how is you outside? Time, they
<v Speaker 2>do some quick talking.
<v Speaker 4>She knows something's not quite right, and home is now
<v Speaker 4>leaving at four o'clock in the day to go to work. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>he's got to count the atoms about yes, yeah, And
<v Speaker 4>Marge mentally called sneakers and says the loaders on the
<v Speaker 4>road and then father father, Reverend Billy Graham Junior, he
<v Speaker 4>says them to the cameraman or something, I don't know, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>I don't know whatever.
<v Speaker 2>It's meant to be a gag and nobody knows. Unfortunately,
<v Speaker 2>it's failed to meet the criteria being a gag. And
<v Speaker 2>then it wasn't funny. Now it's the funeral at school
<v Speaker 2>for Martin. Nice tribute from the Audio Visual Club here
<v Speaker 2>with your with your lovely lady singing. That's right, Seremy Lachlin.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, clackly, but feeling feeling bad. And Nelson realized something,
<v Speaker 4>why is Bart feeling bad? I thought it was a
<v Speaker 4>bit convenient that Nelson's like, these two must have done
<v Speaker 4>it because Bart feels sad, Like, what's a funeral?
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's also a bit of a when are you
<v Speaker 2>using a lot of wrestling terms? But it's a bit
<v Speaker 2>of a baby face turn from Nelson from Nelson to
<v Speaker 2>be like, all of a suddenly, you Encyclopedia Brown. I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna look this up in do you know what? Do
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean when I say Encyclopedia Brown,
<v Speaker 2>Cyclopedia Brown. No, he was like a boy detective and
<v Speaker 2>a series of youthful detective novels back in the day. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>back in the day being my day, back being the
<v Speaker 2>late years of the twentieth sevens, The mad Men, mad
<v Speaker 2>Man there back in the seventies.
<v Speaker 4>Yes, So now basically Nelson's thinks something's up. You know,
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I'm going to try and work this out something.
<v Speaker 4>He says, something doesn't add up.
<v Speaker 2>The bullies try to beating him up because he's trying
<v Speaker 2>to add stuff and it's having something no effect. Whatever.
<v Speaker 4>Home is now at the Oil you Can Eat. There's
<v Speaker 4>something about a good oil can eat. There's one in Corio.
<v Speaker 4>We're just you and I off the show off record.
<v Speaker 4>It's called Feast at the Gateway Hotel.
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever in Geelong?
<v Speaker 4>Go to the Gateway Hotel? Check out the Feast All
<v Speaker 4>you can Eat. It's thirty two dollars and they have
<v Speaker 4>a whole range. You've got like an Asian cuisine. They've
<v Speaker 4>got roast pork, roast lamb, roast beef. They've got just
<v Speaker 4>the classics, just like a chicken pum you you chicken pamaganas.
<v Speaker 4>This this place is aptly named yeah feast or you
<v Speaker 4>can eat chicken pamejanas.
<v Speaker 2>How many parmajanas you think you'd eat? Well, they're smaller ones,
<v Speaker 2>obviously the don't want to make huge ones.
<v Speaker 4>But I had two of them. I had a ship
<v Speaker 4>lead of beef. You know, they've got Yorkshire puddings as well.
<v Speaker 4>I think I love that.
<v Speaker 2>It's unbelievable. There is something fun that I saw on
<v Speaker 2>food social media. It was like someone made it's called
<v Speaker 2>a British burrio. I don't know why they didn't actually
<v Speaker 2>use their boys. I'm using them boys, but it was
<v Speaker 2>they made like a flat Yorkshire pudding and they just
<v Speaker 2>ripped up like they wrapped up sorry, like a Sunday
<v Speaker 2>roast in the in the flat veggies and all. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so it's like a Sunday roast but wrapped up in
<v Speaker 2>a Yorkshire pudding tortia. Did it look young? It looked
<v Speaker 2>really good. I suppose you eat them more combined when
<v Speaker 2>you eat him on the plaff the play, they all
<v Speaker 2>end up in the same place. Yeah. Gravy, Yeah, that
<v Speaker 2>was the thing, Like you have gravy? What kind of
<v Speaker 2>saw like, yeah, but gravy on it.
<v Speaker 4>I went to England and there was a person who
<v Speaker 4>had a Sunday roast and they didn't want any gravy,
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, what the hell is going on here?
<v Speaker 2>They didn't Are you a Russian spy? That's like, you
<v Speaker 2>don't have gravy on your roast? No? No, no, just leave
<v Speaker 2>it as it is, Keith it could I pass you
<v Speaker 2>the salt and or pepper? I didn't want the Pepper
<v Speaker 2>went to the bell Pepper. We brought that all together.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you can eat the camera. Menday's sad that
<v Speaker 4>this is what his last got to. Yes, rollhorse, just
<v Speaker 4>get in there and film.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he used to make you know docos about coal
<v Speaker 2>miners and all that stuff. Yeah. Will.
<v Speaker 4>He then throws Martin stuff in the trash, but then
<v Speaker 4>takes it home. Nelson still is investigating, knowing he's we
<v Speaker 4>think he's investigators Bernie Ants. When this happened, I looked
<v Speaker 4>it up, like can this actually happen? I've heard the
<v Speaker 4>stories of people Burnie Ants. And there's this guy on YouTube.
<v Speaker 4>He's like a you know, does random experiments whatever, and
<v Speaker 4>he has his giant magnifying glass and he has like
<v Speaker 4>this is infestation of ants in his backyard. He's like,
<v Speaker 4>you're gonna rill them up, get them all out, and
<v Speaker 4>he's just like now watch this and he gets a
<v Speaker 4>mad and it's like burns them all.
<v Speaker 2>It's like they all just disappeared on He's like, you
<v Speaker 2>want to see more on my video? Subscribed to my
<v Speaker 2>channel house. That was fun, wasn't it? And I was like,
<v Speaker 2>what did I The comment that the top comic was
<v Speaker 2>the top comment was perfect, goes Yep, I've made it
<v Speaker 2>to this part of YouTube stress now. I was just like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>there's all these ants running around and just gets you something.
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like this is a grown person. This is
<v Speaker 2>a man. Yes, one can forgive maybe a small child
<v Speaker 2>for doing this thing. It's like, I'm heard you can
<v Speaker 2>do this. You know, it's your first fun experiment with science.
<v Speaker 2>Plus you're also good to learn about life and death.
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully you know, a responsible ut comes along and maybe
<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't do that. It's like, okay, you dig them
<v Speaker 2>up and goes like they're all riled up now because
<v Speaker 2>you roll them up. I was gonna say, we said
<v Speaker 2>nature of shit. People people are worse. Yeah, we are
<v Speaker 2>indeed part of nature and probably the worst part of it.
<v Speaker 2>I think we might be yes and so yeah, but
<v Speaker 2>he was burning ants and then it's time to investigate.
<v Speaker 2>It finds the bone on the string and yeah, something's
<v Speaker 2>something is not right here home. He gets home with
<v Speaker 2>chips and salsa in a suitcase, but then walks at
<v Speaker 2>least walk in and they're all sheepish, Oh what do
<v Speaker 2>you what do you been going on? And they're just
<v Speaker 2>all anxious and everyone has secrets. Yeah, everyone's got secrets
<v Speaker 2>except for March. I guess Marge with sneakers is also
<v Speaker 2>a secret. Yeah, Maggie's been playing online poker as well.
<v Speaker 2>That's a secret. I missed that part. I must have
<v Speaker 2>looked away for a few secds. Yeah, they cut to Maggie.
<v Speaker 2>Maggie's turns off the poker and goes to like a
<v Speaker 2>kids show or whatever.
<v Speaker 5>No.
<v Speaker 4>I watched a great video this week and it was
<v Speaker 4>just a short on YouTube. It was like turning on
<v Speaker 4>Doom in nineteen ninety four or whatever, right, and someone's
<v Speaker 4>got like an old school computer. Yes, and the film
<v Speaker 4>obviously on the modern phone, but it looked like high
<v Speaker 4>HD in nine twenty three that they had the old
<v Speaker 4>school poster on the wall whatnot.
<v Speaker 2>And they turned his computer on. Remember that's stud computers
<v Speaker 2>used to make when I were trying to work and
<v Speaker 2>load probably my current computer. It's just like it says
<v Speaker 2>that sound like that sound like immediately just took me back.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, holy shit. It's like when you hear
<v Speaker 2>the dial up sound. It's like we need to hear
<v Speaker 2>that every day, and you could imitate it. If someone
<v Speaker 2>says put a gun said imitate the dialup sound. You
<v Speaker 2>can probably do it like you tried it and this
<v Speaker 2>you tried it was pretty close. It was bad. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it's pretty good. I'm gonna do a side by side.
<v Speaker 2>Can you put that gun?
<v Speaker 4>Let's do a serious one, right, guy right now is
<v Speaker 4>gonna try and do the dial up sound. Right, I'm
<v Speaker 4>gonna get the actual sound and put it back to back.
<v Speaker 2>Let's see. I'm gonna get see how you go? Thanks
<v Speaker 2>for putting the final off it? Okay, how was that? Okay,
<v Speaker 2>well we'll see mate, we yep writing. Let us know.
<v Speaker 2>This is what you get when you're listening to Foe Finger,
<v Speaker 2>discount man or machine. Who won this round? I welcome
<v Speaker 2>our machine overlood. Everyone that covers like none of us.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, you won this round and you lost my subscription.
<v Speaker 4>But nobody can sleep. They're all sort of concerned. And
<v Speaker 4>Bart's going through Martin stings and he finds the butterfly
<v Speaker 4>paper and he's, you know, you realize that butterfly is
<v Speaker 4>going to be coming out soon, We're gonna be hatching home.
<v Speaker 4>Then takes the This was so weird taking the spit
<v Speaker 4>to the hotel.
<v Speaker 2>Love that? Yeah? That I mean, that wasn't that wasn't
<v Speaker 2>the stupidest part. There was a part coming up that
<v Speaker 2>was even worse.
<v Speaker 4>When it comes to stupidity, it makes no sense. And
<v Speaker 4>it was a bridge too far from me. But so
<v Speaker 4>basically they're watching Homer in the hotel room, just having
<v Speaker 4>getting down with this.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but yeah, it just one of those gags. It
<v Speaker 2>just went on way too long.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I've never seen this before. But turn the
<v Speaker 4>camera off. Then Lisa's at the quickie mart and why,
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why she's acting your sheep. No one
<v Speaker 4>knows it was them. The police have said we think
<v Speaker 4>it was an accident. No one else did this, So
<v Speaker 4>why they even bothered The police aren't suspecting anybody.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Just guilty conscience is a tougher post.
<v Speaker 4>He says, you know, little murderer says, because the hat's
<v Speaker 4>killing her or whatever, killing him because it's so cute
<v Speaker 4>or whatever. Then Lisa says to Bart, you know, pretended
<v Speaker 4>we're fighting, giving an Indian, but I make me say
<v Speaker 4>Indian against it gives an Indian bur And at least
<v Speaker 4>Nelson walks in. He's investigating, just being a detective. Basically
<v Speaker 4>says he's missus cookie meat loaft tonight. So you're gonna
<v Speaker 4>get home missus Muntz.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which I guess is a sort of a shout
<v Speaker 2>out to Colombo, which they have a little later on,
<v Speaker 2>but you know Columbo was always referring to missus Columbo. Oh, okay,
<v Speaker 2>there you go. That would definitely be it.
<v Speaker 4>Then Lisa finds notes from Bart in his bed and
<v Speaker 4>it says I'm going to Martin's house ended all or
<v Speaker 4>can't live with this guilt suicide line.
<v Speaker 2>Odd.
<v Speaker 4>Lisa genuinely thinks that Barth going to kill himself. They
<v Speaker 4>even go to the length of having the silhoutte the
<v Speaker 4>of the noose and everything. Anyway, but before we did that, though,
<v Speaker 4>this is a stupid moment. Homer calling, I want to say,
<v Speaker 4>a hotel room and there's a spit there on the
<v Speaker 4>bed with a photo of homanexe to the bed.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what the hell was that? I don't know, man, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this this storyline just how does that get How does
<v Speaker 2>that get through? I don't know. They were running out
<v Speaker 2>of juice at this stage. This storyline was certainly running
<v Speaker 2>out of gas, but.
<v Speaker 4>It shouldn't have been there. It's a fun murder mystery,
<v Speaker 4>like I don't know. I just thought that was so
<v Speaker 4>that b plot that it did not need that it
<v Speaker 4>was stupid. But Lisa arrives at Melson at Martin's house
<v Speaker 4>and looks like Bart's going to hang himself, but no,
<v Speaker 4>he's there to finish martin butterfly project because they're about
<v Speaker 4>to start hatching.
<v Speaker 2>I love that Martin's journal is called the Journal de Martain.
<v Speaker 4>Pri Yes, this is actually one of my favorite moments.
<v Speaker 4>I really liked the fact that he had preset this
<v Speaker 4>tape with the loot. It's like it's just a little legend,
<v Speaker 4>isn't he.
<v Speaker 2>He's very thought all, very conscientious and very thorough.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, when they thought they turned it off, but they
<v Speaker 4>can still hear the loot. What's going on here? They
<v Speaker 4>can't we get what's going on. Margine catches home a
<v Speaker 4>eating is it Gaspargo.
<v Speaker 2>No, it's the Butterscotch Stallion. That's right, Yes, yeah, fun fact.
<v Speaker 2>Butter Scott Stalien exactly the nickname of Owen Wilson when
<v Speaker 2>back in the two thousands, though some gossip website named
<v Speaker 2>The Famer gave him the nickname butter Scotch Stallion, a
<v Speaker 2>fitting name. Do you think have that lovely blonde hair. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that voice. Wow. Wow. What's he doing now? Besides that
<v Speaker 2>Loki show that's pretty much it. I think he's doing
<v Speaker 2>some other I think he's the star of some new
<v Speaker 2>TV show where he plays like a golf pro or something.
<v Speaker 2>You know that movie Tin Cup with Yeah, I think
<v Speaker 2>it's like a bit of a riff on that. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>I mean it doesn't have to work anymore, probably not
<v Speaker 2>everywhere in the two thousands he was. Indeed, I watched
<v Speaker 2>Zoolander the other night. It was just on on the foxtowel.
<v Speaker 2>They had Zoolander and Zoolander two back to back. I'm like,
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna stop a Zoolander. I don't think I
<v Speaker 2>need to watch this. I know Zoolander too is horrific.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think it was all that good, but yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I remember the time thinking it's pretty funny that ben
<v Speaker 2>Still and Wilson cast themselves as super Bowls and then
<v Speaker 2>you look at Wilson to go a handsome guy, and
<v Speaker 2>Hansel is just a really good character. Yeah, Zueland is
<v Speaker 2>pretty funny. Wow, what breaking news. It was one of
<v Speaker 2>those movies that was always beyond it, like house Parties.
<v Speaker 2>When I was in a teenager. Yeah, we come in
<v Speaker 2>with two thousand and one. Yeah. Yeah, it's like one
<v Speaker 2>of the first comedies to come out post September eleven,
<v Speaker 2>which we just talked about on this show. We didn't.
<v Speaker 2>I said this all the time, but you know when
<v Speaker 2>we're not when in the script this, So they come
<v Speaker 2>out like December or November or something? Did that something
<v Speaker 2>like that? Okay, yeah, but Marge, then it's a catching
<v Speaker 2>time eating it the butter Scott, what is it? Stallion? Stallion?
<v Speaker 4>And he says, I only I couldn't sends the disappointment
<v Speaker 4>in your eyes, knowing that I was a failure. So
<v Speaker 4>then she slaps the be at the host name I
<v Speaker 4>don't think we do, slaps his nets niggers guy. So
<v Speaker 4>she'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy
<v Speaker 4>and he says, if there was a reality show about
<v Speaker 4>fat guys who really love their wives, I'd be you know,
<v Speaker 4>it'd be good ratings and I'll be the first one.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, yah, was straight. It's it's nice. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it's good that we've been reminded that mar John's home
<v Speaker 2>and no matter what. At the same time, get into shape. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>get some get your bedroom. Beza's back, buddy, Yeah, he
<v Speaker 2>says he. I've got a lot to think about.
<v Speaker 4>So I'm gonna go to the editing room and make
<v Speaker 4>you look insane, make you look crazy. The hosts says
<v Speaker 4>that to march.
<v Speaker 2>Then the butterfly nectar falls on Lisa and they all
<v Speaker 2>butterflies go over. She pushes them all away. One gets
<v Speaker 2>that's foot caught in her button hole in the shoes.
<v Speaker 2>She goes to flick it and realizes, oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>I'm a monster and all this guilt has just turned
<v Speaker 2>me into a horrible person. She says she must come clean.
<v Speaker 2>She screams, we killed Martin Prince. Now some reveals that
<v Speaker 2>he was sitting there playing the lute, and I'm like this,
<v Speaker 2>why was he there? I don't know, man, what what?
<v Speaker 2>Why do you think I'm going to go to Martin's
<v Speaker 2>house and hang out and the butterfly thing playing the lute? What?
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he was following button Lisa, I don't know, get
<v Speaker 2>the loot from. Yeah, look, I'm not I like these
<v Speaker 2>old mystery shows from the seventies, like a Moment Cloud
<v Speaker 2>Milan Wife, the ones they're talking about here, And I
<v Speaker 2>get the feeling that they sometimes play a little fast
<v Speaker 2>and loose with like Colombo, what are you doing here?
<v Speaker 2>I've learned to stop questioning things because you can find
<v Speaker 2>faults with everything in television, every show, no matter what
<v Speaker 2>is you be breaking bad, there will be something to nitpick. Right.
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you've just got to just go go with the flow.
<v Speaker 2>We're talking Dan and I've been talking about Alien and
<v Speaker 2>Aliens recently and it was great. I heard quote I
<v Speaker 2>heard from Ridley Scott when he was making Alien. He
<v Speaker 2>was talking about how there was like something surrounding the
<v Speaker 2>Nostromo in space and someone on the crew said, well,
<v Speaker 2>you know in space you wouldn't have that. You know,
<v Speaker 2>there's no smoke or atmosphere in space, and Ridley Scott
<v Speaker 2>says there is. Now what a Lord, that's the That's
<v Speaker 2>the biggest boss move of all time? Right? It really
<v Speaker 2>a dollar symbol? Yeah, Jim Cameron just coming to the
<v Speaker 2>guys at Fox and saying, what's what, here's my next
<v Speaker 2>project Alien and writes an s after then puts a
<v Speaker 2>makes it into a dollar sie. Ah, that was the
<v Speaker 2>greatest pitch of all time. Although apparently there's the guy
<v Speaker 2>who I'm not if was Iarvan rightman but basically said
<v Speaker 2>to the people at Universal Schwarzenegger the Vido Twins and
<v Speaker 2>just sold it. I mean, you would think it would
<v Speaker 2>work right again. If it's one of those things that
<v Speaker 2>didn't happen, I don't care print the legend.
<v Speaker 3>I'm just glad it was you who brought us in, Nelson,
<v Speaker 3>remember when we used to date.
<v Speaker 2>If you let me go, we can get back together.
<v Speaker 2>I never let your cherry by my malbours, Stacey. I'll
<v Speaker 2>let you do it now. Shave it for the warden.
<v Speaker 4>Martin then comes out, though, and he says, to quote
<v Speaker 4>Mark Twain, rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. And
<v Speaker 4>then he's got the Wedgi accommodating waistband, which saved him.
<v Speaker 4>A cougar tried to eat him, dragged him, flung him away,
<v Speaker 4>much like the rabbit in they called the Simpsons.
<v Speaker 2>From the first season. He learned on an aisle, built
<v Speaker 2>a raff, but he survived. Basically, he's got the rap
<v Speaker 2>pretty quickly. But he also spent like three weeks building
<v Speaker 2>his modes six skot Yes, that's right, so three weeks.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It looks well tailored.
<v Speaker 4>Lisa has learned that, you know, behind every goody two
<v Speaker 4>shoes or some dark socks, I believe, she says, but
<v Speaker 4>realizes I think, like killing nerds is not great or whatever.
<v Speaker 4>And then we get the Colombo closing credits. Well I
<v Speaker 4>thought it was Colombo, but that's all got here. But
<v Speaker 4>because Nelson's Colombo, Burns and Smiths as McMillan and wife
<v Speaker 4>these Quincy Jones was another one.
<v Speaker 2>These are actually shows.
<v Speaker 4>So they're all different shows, yes, yeah, but they are
<v Speaker 4>all actual shows. Yes, yeah, yeah mc millen wife is
<v Speaker 4>one too.
<v Speaker 2>McMillan The Wife starred Rock Hudson. Okayhy do we get
<v Speaker 2>doctor Quinn medicine woman because that was many years later. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>but Quincy Quincy, he was like a medical examiner. Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so you know dead body and shop and he said,
<v Speaker 2>was Something's that right?
<v Speaker 4>I feel like the early two thousands were the era
<v Speaker 4>of you know, the the cops can't solve crimes. They
<v Speaker 4>need some quirky guy who can get to help them.
<v Speaker 4>Psych numbers, well castles.
<v Speaker 2>That would CSI, I reckon. Yeah, oh wait, I never
<v Speaker 2>watched I didn't you know, I was huge, but so
<v Speaker 2>cs I, well that was they weren't cops so much
<v Speaker 2>as they were like the scientists who get the there's
<v Speaker 2>a dead body, but it sounds weird about this dead body.
<v Speaker 2>We don't have to happen this way.
<v Speaker 4>This way, But I mean, at least they had some
<v Speaker 4>sort of like experience in the field where these I'm
<v Speaker 4>talking about the Castle of Nathan Fillions just like I'm
<v Speaker 4>an offer and I'm going to follow you on your
<v Speaker 4>on your adventures and help you solve crimes or psych
<v Speaker 4>or numbers and numbers. He is like he's as a mathematician,
<v Speaker 4>but he had no history with something crime.
<v Speaker 2>I get where you're coming from.
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, that that that was there was another show?
<v Speaker 4>Wasn't it another show? Much like Numbers Numbers?
<v Speaker 2>Was it called words? Who knows? But I mean I'm
<v Speaker 2>a sucker for those kind of shows, but i usually
<v Speaker 2>get about two or three seasons and I'm like kind
<v Speaker 2>of done now. Oh yeah, Look, as I have said
<v Speaker 2>many times, I was deep in the pocket for The
<v Speaker 2>black List. That was great at the start, wasn't start
<v Speaker 2>my man, James Spader, I'm like, oh, you know, it's
<v Speaker 2>just a it's a nice little mystery every week, and
<v Speaker 2>you know there's a big mystery, and yeah, as an arc,
<v Speaker 2>but it's mainly this each episode by episode. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>self contained stories overriding arc that's what you want. I
<v Speaker 2>think I made it like five seasons and I'm like,
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be complicated.
<v Speaker 4>They always ruined it by going, how do we focus
<v Speaker 4>on like the in house drama? And I'm like, no,
<v Speaker 4>I don't want see Olivia beds and fighting with you,
<v Speaker 4>like I want to see them solving crimes.
<v Speaker 2>What the hell is going on here? Cross another name
<v Speaker 2>off the black list sample?
<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, he's not the father spoilless I said, I
<v Speaker 4>was only halfway through. I might have gone back to
<v Speaker 4>it anyway.
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<v Speaker 4>The guy Davis New Dame Championship for dial and for murder.
<v Speaker 4>Currently the board stands at this in first edition on
<v Speaker 4>four points. To help, we have Joe Horn beyond sixteen points.
<v Speaker 4>He's climbing away, isn't he getting further and further apart
<v Speaker 4>and the rest of the rest of the group. But
<v Speaker 4>they can still catch up with Adam Moorehouse and second
<v Speaker 4>position on twelve and Phil Hawkins one behind those guys
<v Speaker 4>on eleven.
<v Speaker 2>All right, take it away? Will Philip regain that Jay?
<v Speaker 4>Well, we can't now he's five points behind, but he
<v Speaker 4>can slowly chip away if he gets a couple.
<v Speaker 2>Points this time. What do we got? You're just gonna
<v Speaker 2>be playing all phil Hawks from now on, mate, Sorry,
<v Speaker 2>no faith. I have faith in you, but I also
<v Speaker 2>have faith in the people who gave us these names.
<v Speaker 2>One point goes to columb Clumber Dough. Dough never fails
<v Speaker 2>with the new Name Championship does it not that often?
<v Speaker 2>Daniel Hartley with the one point, which puts him now
<v Speaker 2>on two points. Well done, Daniel Hartley, making my heartbeat
<v Speaker 2>a little faster. Oh god, that was I'm trying, guys,
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying. I'll tell you who else is trying. The
<v Speaker 2>person who gave us two points or gets two points?
<v Speaker 2>Should I say for I know what you did last weekend?
<v Speaker 2>Adam Woolhouse. Oh, he's clawing back. So he's now only
<v Speaker 2>two points behind on fourteen points on Adam. Well, let's
<v Speaker 2>just see what happens when I give three points too,
<v Speaker 2>Prince harming.
<v Speaker 4>Prince harming, that will be yeah. Jared horm with the
<v Speaker 4>three points. He's now five points ahead of everybody.
<v Speaker 2>It looks like it was a race for a second.
<v Speaker 2>And this is episode fourteen, isn't it. So that means
<v Speaker 2>that there's twenty episodes this season. Yeah, it's right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so six episodes, five points that that can happen. It's
<v Speaker 2>still good.
<v Speaker 4>Clever Carven still catch up. He's in fourth position on
<v Speaker 4>six points. I mean he's thirteen points behind. Oh clever,
<v Speaker 4>clever car is gonna have to be the absolute win.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you have to be for the very clever for
<v Speaker 2>the next six Is he clever enough? Let's find out.
<v Speaker 2>There we go. That's the New Name Championship. Lead, New
<v Speaker 2>Name Championship, a new leaderboard on the New Name Championship. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Jared Horne be nineteen points in first, Adam Worehouse fourteen
<v Speaker 2>on second position, and third. Phil Hawkins on eleven points. Unfortunately,
<v Speaker 2>no points for Phil. You have no faith. App apparently
<v Speaker 2>you were correct. Proved me wrong. Phil. He's like, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>we love you, Phil, but you like that.
<v Speaker 4>You know when the team's been really dominant for a
<v Speaker 4>while and the guys are start getting a bit old,
<v Speaker 4>and it's like, ah, the young kids are catching up.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it was a triuble threat he want at
<v Speaker 2>three years straight. He was indeed, I can run it
<v Speaker 2>is I reckon. He's just letting the guys ever go.
<v Speaker 2>He's okay, I will make Garroid Garoda Arod Hill mean
<v Speaker 2>he'sed to win it all the time. And he was like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>let someone else have a turn drawing us. Cigaret. You're right,
<v Speaker 2>Harry Hill. That's the name they haven't heard in the way.
<v Speaker 2>Missed that guy. Love that guy all right, So thank
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<v Speaker 2>Surely that song's in the episode, right, I would hope.
<v Speaker 2>So I'm pulling out the money for the songs that
<v Speaker 2>they haven't They really have been opening up their wallets.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so least persuades Marge pursue her childhood dream of
<v Speaker 4>becoming a ballerina by auditioning for a ballet academy.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, okay, we shall see how that goes. I'm sure
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