The Complete History of Last Action Hero Figures - FROM THE VAULT

<v Speaker 1>We'll return after these messengers. Yeah, here's a rest Daniel
<v Speaker 1>podcast on doctor show, Fucking Glendo?
<v Speaker 2>What's day?
<v Speaker 1>March?
<v Speaker 3>Look good?
<v Speaker 1>Welcome everyone to Major marks dot com the September Bonus.
<v Speaker 1>I am your host. No, I'm not Danny from the
<v Speaker 1>Last Action Hero toy line. What a nerd too? Danny?
<v Speaker 1>What a nerd? Matt card Donut? What's up, guys?
<v Speaker 3>And it's me Brian Slada.
<v Speaker 2>I'm also your brucers show Smart Mark Sterling. Guys.
<v Speaker 1>Oh baby, we did it Last Action Hero hold on
<v Speaker 1>before we sat Brian, did you watch it?
<v Speaker 3>Half of it last night the other half this morning? Okay, okay,
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm back in college making my deadlines
<v Speaker 3>by the skin of my teeth.
<v Speaker 1>But I did it. Come on.
<v Speaker 2>That's as long as you watched it. Thank you, of course. Guys.
<v Speaker 2>How are we starting this?
<v Speaker 3>No? I like to do this first. Yes, I can
<v Speaker 3>go first because I don't have much to say. But
<v Speaker 3>I watched the video which made me think I understand
<v Speaker 3>why fair with me? This came out in ninety three.
<v Speaker 3>I'm eight years old. I definitely did not see it
<v Speaker 3>in the theater. I remember seeing the toys and the toy
<v Speaker 3>rack I never owned a single toy, but I definitely
<v Speaker 3>saw this movie because things were coming back to me
<v Speaker 3>as I was watching it, like certain scenes and stuff
<v Speaker 3>like the thing on the rooftop and him falling. I
<v Speaker 3>just I have like memories of it. So I want
<v Speaker 3>to say this was like a Blockbuster video night one
<v Speaker 3>and done for me until thirty eight year old me
<v Speaker 3>watched it this morning.
<v Speaker 1>All right for me, I saw it in the theater,
<v Speaker 1>had a lot of the toys. We'll talk about the
<v Speaker 1>toy line later. But then I never you know, I
<v Speaker 1>didn't get the VHS. Maybe I watched it on HBO
<v Speaker 1>or rent different Blockbus. I don't even really remember that.
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't see it again until I bought the
<v Speaker 1>DVD and like whatever, DVD's became a thing like the
<v Speaker 1>early two thousands, right, And then I haven't seen it
<v Speaker 1>until this past weekend. I have a lot of thoughts
<v Speaker 1>about it. Even as a kid, I used the Danny
<v Speaker 1>figure as Matt Cardona because I was the president of
<v Speaker 1>the new WWF with my bone crunches, and I.
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't stop thinking about that the whole time. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>I was looking at this kid, going did Matt have
<v Speaker 2>that hair?
<v Speaker 3>Did you have every kid Home Improvement hair?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that JTT hair. He's like a bootleg JTT.
<v Speaker 3>But what I also discovered it through watching like a
<v Speaker 3>video about about this movie. A big reason that it's
<v Speaker 3>not like a big thing because it got absolutely smashed
<v Speaker 3>by a little movie called Jurassic Park.
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about that.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, all.
<v Speaker 2>Right, so for me is very similar, but I remember
<v Speaker 2>being very excited for it. I mean so in retrospect
<v Speaker 2>looking at this right, this is the weird thing about
<v Speaker 2>nineties and eighties kids like the movies that we watched
<v Speaker 2>compared to the movies that kids are watching now. Brosky
<v Speaker 2>won't understand this, but I watched the shit out of
<v Speaker 2>Twins Total Recall, Kindergarten cop Terminator two. Okay, that that's
<v Speaker 2>eighty eight ninety ninety ninety one for for our man
<v Speaker 2>Arnold Swartzenegger. Right, Twins is not a kid's movie. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know what the fuck I was watching that at.
<v Speaker 1>Six years old.
<v Speaker 2>For Total Recall has boobs in it. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck I.
<v Speaker 3>Was watching that.
<v Speaker 1>Watch as a kid Terminator.
<v Speaker 2>Two people are melting, dying and shot in the head,
<v Speaker 2>stabbed in the eyes.
<v Speaker 3>Toys movie and those toys. This movie has a lot
<v Speaker 3>of guns.
<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm watching that at seven years old. But anyways, regardless,
<v Speaker 2>I'm a big Arnold Towartzenegger fan. You see the trailer
<v Speaker 2>to this, Oh shit, Arnold copy.
<v Speaker 3>It's actually another thing I do. I remember the trailer
<v Speaker 3>and like anticipating it, like thinking like, oh, this is
<v Speaker 3>cool movie.
<v Speaker 2>And then, you know, as far as my memories go,
<v Speaker 2>watched it, thought it was weird. Probably didn't understand in
<v Speaker 2>my mind why I thought it was weird, and I
<v Speaker 2>never watched it again. And I and I barely owned
<v Speaker 2>the toys. I might have had one Arnold and that
<v Speaker 2>I got it as a gift, and that's it.
<v Speaker 1>So during my research I found out that this was
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be called extremely violent at first, and it
<v Speaker 1>was always a movie about Danny, you know, somehow getting
<v Speaker 1>into an action movie and like knowing what was going
<v Speaker 1>on because he was a kid who loved action movies.
<v Speaker 1>Kind of it does kind of snowball into that a
<v Speaker 1>little bit. It's totally different from the original concept. It
<v Speaker 1>was actually Arnold who didn't want it to be called
<v Speaker 1>extremely violent. Didn't want the last action hero figures to
<v Speaker 1>come with guns, even though those guns all in the movie.
<v Speaker 1>He realized it was a kid's movie. But he realizes
<v Speaker 1>now it was a flat But at the time everyone
<v Speaker 1>thought it was gonna be a massive success and stuff.
<v Speaker 3>The stunts are next level in this thing.
<v Speaker 1>I think the concept is actually, like really really cool
<v Speaker 1>and I actually appreciated a lot more watching it.
<v Speaker 3>Now, guys, I will say this, I think I loved it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I really really enjoyed it. It's a great concept. If
<v Speaker 3>you're in on the gag and you don't take it
<v Speaker 3>so seriously, you know that it's like a tongue in
<v Speaker 3>cheek scenario.
<v Speaker 1>It's awesome. I think I think things I loved about
<v Speaker 1>it now, like where Maria Arnold's wife is like, don't
<v Speaker 1>plug platter Hollywood, it's not don't play. Yeah, that was fine.
<v Speaker 3>That was the one old eye obser who messes up
<v Speaker 3>like regular phrases, like basically like he would do you
<v Speaker 3>know it was killing me? Bro my me goes no,
<v Speaker 3>then you'd be right back around to where you were.
<v Speaker 3>That's that's not the man. That was that simple was
<v Speaker 3>killing me.
<v Speaker 2>Here here's my here's my whole problem with the movie.
<v Speaker 2>It was it was a half comedy and a half
<v Speaker 2>serious action film, and I.
<v Speaker 3>Think that I disagree. It's never serious.
<v Speaker 2>I think that there was parts where they really wanted
<v Speaker 2>you to be in and worried about what was happening, I.
<v Speaker 3>Thought, and disbelief, and they want you to get invested
<v Speaker 3>in it.
<v Speaker 2>But I can't be invested in it because I don't
<v Speaker 2>give a fuck because it's a comedy. That's the thing
<v Speaker 2>that's problem Mark.
<v Speaker 1>But I also agree with Brian because there's no real
<v Speaker 1>threat to anybody until they get into the real life
<v Speaker 1>where jacksonar get shot for real and it's not a movie,
<v Speaker 1>so it's not you know, a.
<v Speaker 3>Flesh yeah for sure. At the end, yeah, there is,
<v Speaker 3>for sure, there's there's doubt, right.
<v Speaker 1>But that's it's so fast. Yeah. Everything else is like
<v Speaker 1>the bad guy's names like fart, you know. Yeah, it's
<v Speaker 1>a little too by the way.
<v Speaker 2>I think that there was some clever I think there
<v Speaker 2>were some clever moments in the film. I think that
<v Speaker 2>it was a very interesting concept. I think that it's
<v Speaker 2>a concept that could be executed by the right person
<v Speaker 2>and the right actors and the right whatever the fuck.
<v Speaker 1>I just.
<v Speaker 2>There's two kinds of movies here. There's this, there's this
<v Speaker 2>serious action film where we're worried about Arnold Swarzenegger and
<v Speaker 2>the kid and his family or whatever the fuck and
<v Speaker 2>whoever's in danger. And then there's this spoof of an
<v Speaker 2>action film. Right, so it's basically partly a spoof of
<v Speaker 2>an action film. We know what a spoof is. Naked
<v Speaker 2>gun you've seen that.
<v Speaker 1>We love that.
<v Speaker 3>Fucking ship, Like, not that extreme, but it had that
<v Speaker 3>vibe to me, Like.
<v Speaker 2>I know, so just fucking have that vibe.
<v Speaker 1>Pick one.
<v Speaker 3>I thought they go to the real world though, so
<v Speaker 3>that's kind.
<v Speaker 2>Of and then when it goes to the role and
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't give.
<v Speaker 1>A I love when they go to the real world though,
<v Speaker 1>and you see armble as rmble that he runs it
<v Speaker 1>as Jack Slator and he's like, oh, you're the best,
<v Speaker 1>you know, like so many cosplayer but whatever he said,
<v Speaker 1>stut double or whatever. And then the Jack the Ripper
<v Speaker 1>actor is like on the red carpet. Yeah, I love that.
<v Speaker 2>I thought the concept was was was pretty good. I
<v Speaker 2>just think they didn't execute it correctly. I think I
<v Speaker 2>was to wonky when it was wonky, and it was
<v Speaker 2>like trying to be too serious when it was serious.
<v Speaker 3>I will contradict myself and say that I'm assuming that
<v Speaker 3>eight year old me. It didn't resonate with me because
<v Speaker 3>I didn't understand it. There's no way I understood what
<v Speaker 3>the fuck was going on. Like so in that sense,
<v Speaker 3>there's not much of a kid's movie. And I don't
<v Speaker 3>know why there's a toy line and things like that.
<v Speaker 3>There's like a lot of toys. I went down that
<v Speaker 3>rabbit hole too.
<v Speaker 1>They must have been banking on this being I hit.
<v Speaker 3>But it's all freaking jack Slators and there's only four characters.
<v Speaker 1>I was we'll talk about that later. There's only a
<v Speaker 1>couple more I would have included in there.
<v Speaker 3>And that is really not right. We're gonna make Danny's mom.
<v Speaker 3>I would have made the uh jack Slatter's daughter, oh
<v Speaker 3>miss Veronica von.
<v Speaker 1>There's also a out there of the animated cat cop
<v Speaker 1>or tiger cop whatever that is.
<v Speaker 3>That was a random like but even that was so goovy.
<v Speaker 3>I loved it. Yeah, I loved it. I loved the concert.
<v Speaker 3>That was very fun. Man. I thought it was cool
<v Speaker 3>once you get it, because I eight year old me,
<v Speaker 3>No way I got that at all. I just was
<v Speaker 3>seeing explosions and like I took Mackenzie to Barbie, and
<v Speaker 3>there's no way she understood it right. But it's a
<v Speaker 3>visual spectacle. So if I was eight seeing this, I'm
<v Speaker 3>sure it was just a visual spectacle with the stunts
<v Speaker 3>and the explosions and the creepy looking bad guys and
<v Speaker 3>the guns and whatever. You know, I think that's all
<v Speaker 3>it was.
<v Speaker 1>So making this whole movie, it was like done very
<v Speaker 1>very fast, and then they had to reshoot the finish
<v Speaker 1>because a test audience like hated it, and the students
<v Speaker 1>still committed to get it out by the advertised date,
<v Speaker 1>which maybe in retrospect they shouldn't have because, like you said, Brian,
<v Speaker 1>it was basically had to head with Jurassic Park, which.
<v Speaker 3>Came out a week before Jurassic Park. I saw and
<v Speaker 3>it just got absolutely annihilated, which I saw dress bark
<v Speaker 3>in the theater I think multiple times.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, me too.
<v Speaker 3>There's the and I remember it had the toys, So
<v Speaker 3>this is the exact same summer, if you will, you know,
<v Speaker 3>So it's weird.
<v Speaker 2>I actually think that I have a very similar thing.
<v Speaker 2>I think I just didn't see it because of Jurassic
<v Speaker 2>Park until the video came out, and then it was
<v Speaker 2>just disappointed.
<v Speaker 1>Like I saw both in the theater. But I had
<v Speaker 1>pretty much all of the Last Action Hero toys but
<v Speaker 1>not one Jurassic Park toy.
<v Speaker 3>WHOA, that's crazy to me.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, so I must have gotten the figures prior before
<v Speaker 1>I saw the movie, because I wasn't like so in
<v Speaker 1>love with the movie that I had to go get
<v Speaker 1>the figures, right. I don't really recall.
<v Speaker 3>What was the original finish, like what would have happened.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not quite sure.
<v Speaker 3>You don't know finish to finish, Yes, Danny goes over strong.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, took it back.
<v Speaker 3>They take it back.
<v Speaker 1>I actually think when they were like teasing that they
<v Speaker 1>were gonna bring in like Freddy Krueger and King Kong
<v Speaker 1>and had an elected that would have been really cool.
<v Speaker 3>For example, I feel like I love This is such
<v Speaker 3>a stupid thing to say, but I feel like I
<v Speaker 3>love this movie for all in the way I probably
<v Speaker 3>should have loved Ghostbusters. But that ship has just sailed
<v Speaker 3>right because it's the same kind of not serious what right.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're talking now, we're getting nuts here.
<v Speaker 3>Why it's the same.
<v Speaker 2>Ghostbusters was a serious concept with some jokes.
<v Speaker 1>Mark, you sound like, no, I'm serious it's the same.
<v Speaker 2>They took that very seriously.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't. Yes, it's so serious.
<v Speaker 2>About the fucking ridiculous thing that they were doing. That's
<v Speaker 2>a that's a whole nother.
<v Speaker 3>This is the same exact thing.
<v Speaker 2>This whole movie. They were winking a nod in the
<v Speaker 2>whole time. Nobody winks and nods and Ghostbusters every line.
<v Speaker 3>In the Bill Mury's mouth isn't winking a nod and
<v Speaker 3>a stupid joke.
<v Speaker 2>It's in a realistic way, in a way that he's
<v Speaker 2>a smart ass human being.
<v Speaker 3>Right, and then a marshapellow Man comes in the Texas City. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>real realistic. Okay, it's the same exactly. If you're in
<v Speaker 3>on it, you get it and enjoy it. Same as
<v Speaker 3>pro wrestling. Right hey, people watch us like no no ship, bro,
<v Speaker 3>sit back and enjoy it's entertainment. Joe.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, of course this, like you said, Mark, like
<v Speaker 1>Arnold was having hit after hit after hit after hit,
<v Speaker 1>and this one was just the opposite.
<v Speaker 2>Also, speaking of Arnold having hit after hit, I think
<v Speaker 2>he regressed here, Like, uh so Arnold.
<v Speaker 1>Watches all the way after this, No, no, no, no, I'm
<v Speaker 1>saying this.
<v Speaker 2>He was so bad, Bro, Terminator two. Look not many lines,
<v Speaker 2>very very stoic. Whatever the fuck? I think, you know,
<v Speaker 2>he nailed that Twins. I thought, you know, he played
<v Speaker 2>comedy role really good. This one. I just like he
<v Speaker 2>was delivering the line like would like.
<v Speaker 1>This was terrible.
<v Speaker 2>This was like early Arnold. I thought he did terrible.
<v Speaker 2>He is, at this point in his life really a
<v Speaker 2>good actor. His latest movies he's like, holy shit, compared
<v Speaker 2>to what he used to be. He grew as his
<v Speaker 2>career went, obviously, as most people do, but this was
<v Speaker 2>like a complete regression compared to the movies that he
<v Speaker 2>had coming out.
<v Speaker 1>In my opinion, I dug it. I love that, Like,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I just love that, like Danny knew that
<v Speaker 1>he was in the movie and knew what was coming,
<v Speaker 1>knew what you expect because he watched action movies. I
<v Speaker 1>love when they're in Blockbuster and he's trying to prove
<v Speaker 1>that that Jack Slater is Arnold, but then it's Selfesto
<v Speaker 1>Salona's the Terminator too.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I like that. I love That's all that. Winkan
<v Speaker 3>Nashi made the movie so fun. I just googled did
<v Speaker 3>Last Action Hero make money against an eighty five million
<v Speaker 3>production budget? Last Action Hero opened that fifteen point three
<v Speaker 3>million at the domestic box Office's real bad. It finished
<v Speaker 3>with a global theatrical run with one one hundred and
<v Speaker 3>thirty seven million, So they just not it either, because.
<v Speaker 1>That's that's not a production Cross doesn't even talk about.
<v Speaker 1>Like the advertising and promotion market.
<v Speaker 2>Is usually double, so they probably counted it as a loss.
<v Speaker 2>They count a lot of things as a loss for
<v Speaker 2>tax reasons.
<v Speaker 1>And then Danny is really not in anything else after this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's what's up with him?
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, No, he wasn't something. What's the trying mean?
<v Speaker 3>That's the mom? What is the mom.
<v Speaker 2>From She's the mom in every movie ever?
<v Speaker 1>Right, she's that mom.
<v Speaker 3>Austin O'Brien, he's Danny is forty two years old right now?
<v Speaker 3>By the way, Okay, who's whole article? Whatever happened to
<v Speaker 3>also O'Brian from last in here? He's married. Oh, he's
<v Speaker 3>in My Girl too, okay, And that's mikeel two and
<v Speaker 3>Micro I guess he's in Micro one too, and that's
<v Speaker 3>it and a bunch of lawnmower Man movies. Hmmm, now
<v Speaker 3>that we're talking about he's in the Babysitters Club in
<v Speaker 3>ninety five.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, there you go. One thing I didn't like about
<v Speaker 1>last session here is when they're actually in the movie,
<v Speaker 1>like when they go to the police station you see,
<v Speaker 1>like the cop from Terminator two, and like why is
<v Speaker 1>he there? Because he's an actor? It makes sense? No, no, no,
<v Speaker 1>when they're in like the cop seeing in the movie,
<v Speaker 1>the cop from Terminator two is in the police station,
<v Speaker 1>like it's like cameo, but it doesn't make sense.
<v Speaker 3>What I thought was that he's a heat actor playing
<v Speaker 3>a cop, and he's playing a cop in another movie.
<v Speaker 1>That's the world that they were in two.
<v Speaker 2>But the world that they were in was movie world.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Right, so there's you're gonna run into many characters and
<v Speaker 2>cameos and and if they had continued on like interesting
<v Speaker 2>concept of like you know what other characters could they
<v Speaker 2>bring back? You know, what would happen to Team went.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna contradict myself a tiny bit here
<v Speaker 2>with with my argument. I still did not like it.
<v Speaker 3>But if you did that movie.
<v Speaker 2>If you did that movie right now, I actually don't
<v Speaker 2>even think back then they they made movies like this, right,
<v Speaker 2>So like think about Brian probably never saw you ever
<v Speaker 2>see the Christopher Nolan Batman's Matt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you know the realism of that those movies
<v Speaker 2>compared to like Batman eighty nine. Batman eighty nine is
<v Speaker 2>little cheesy, a little cheesy, and then it just gets
<v Speaker 2>grittier and real. Right, that's how they make movies nowadays.
<v Speaker 1>Right, I don't like I feel that, I feel that
<v Speaker 1>it can be done.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they can do it back then. They
<v Speaker 2>didn't make movies like that back then. But if they
<v Speaker 2>did that movie now, it would be really really wacky.
<v Speaker 2>In this movie world. You would just know everything is
<v Speaker 2>this is the movie world. And then it would be
<v Speaker 2>so gritty and real in the real world, and there
<v Speaker 2>would be such a dichotomy. And and I.
<v Speaker 1>Just think they I never trying to do that with
<v Speaker 1>like l A was all nice and then they get
<v Speaker 1>to New York is rainy and ship yeah, like the guy,
<v Speaker 1>I think they could kill somebody and nobody cares. Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they were trying to. I just don't I don't think
<v Speaker 1>they had spent enough time in the real world.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't think they did it enough. I don't
<v Speaker 2>think that the country, the difference was enough enough to
<v Speaker 2>make me.
<v Speaker 1>Care because I still felt real threat.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I still felt it was over so fast.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly, that was over so fast.
<v Speaker 2>Idea was fine, concept very I think they could nail
<v Speaker 2>that movie nowadays.
<v Speaker 1>But I even like how it started where you're watching
<v Speaker 1>the movie but then it fizzles out and he's like,
<v Speaker 1>I love I feel.
<v Speaker 3>I was like thinking the whole time, like it's a
<v Speaker 3>shame that bombed because like a part there's like it
<v Speaker 3>could have been a series, like it could have been Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>how many you know? Last? He again, you know, I mean.
<v Speaker 1>He loved it.
<v Speaker 3>I just I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I just open mind.
<v Speaker 2>I saw there and the other ones I watched like
<v Speaker 2>on a plane, like like you know, whatever the fuck
<v Speaker 2>on my phone. This one I sat in my recliner,
<v Speaker 2>foot up by myself, you know, fucking just watching like for.
<v Speaker 3>Really really enjoyed myself, like death.
<v Speaker 2>I heard his voice and I was like, who the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>At first, I was like I thought it was a
<v Speaker 3>Captain Picard. Oh my god, scanned off though, I'm like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>they're a British old actor guy.
<v Speaker 1>You want to talk some figs?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's talk about the toys.
<v Speaker 3>Wait, all right, So they come out Spring. I gotta
<v Speaker 3>talk about Brigitte Wilson too after because she's just the
<v Speaker 3>hottest nineties person, like ever, Hell yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Is that the sister?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>No, his daughter, That's what I meant. You do you
<v Speaker 1>call it? Who is it?
<v Speaker 3>Bridgie Bridget Nielsen Wilson name Wilson. Yeah, Okay, she's married
<v Speaker 3>to Pete Samprist.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, she's in a lot of movies.
<v Speaker 3>She's not really though, right, she was.
<v Speaker 2>The Girl and Merle Combat. She's in Billy Madison.
<v Speaker 3>Billy, I mean Billy Madison's like what everyone knows they're from.
<v Speaker 2>She's high learning. She's a lot of movies after that.
<v Speaker 2>After that they all Wedding Planner. Wedding Planner in two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and one. It's a big one. That's kind of it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean she has a lot of.
<v Speaker 3>Movie must have like became a mom and.
<v Speaker 1>She was two or three.
<v Speaker 3>Every year she's ginger and saved by the belt, isn't
<v Speaker 3>the bell?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah she's yep, yeah, Okay, five episode, five.
<v Speaker 1>Episodes, Okay, five episodes ginger. All right, So Spring ninety
<v Speaker 1>three we get heat packing Jack. It's like Jack with
<v Speaker 1>like this big yellow concoction like his shirt's kind of
<v Speaker 1>ripped up. It's like, eh, I don't really need that one,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't really need that one.
<v Speaker 3>Then there's another Jackie.
<v Speaker 1>Undercover Jack, which I don't even know if he's in
<v Speaker 1>the movie, like this, like a bulletproof vests and a
<v Speaker 1>trench coat. I see that. You squeeze legs and the
<v Speaker 1>trench goat pops off. It's cool.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm looking at it.
<v Speaker 1>That is terrible. This is one I like, but he's
<v Speaker 1>in the movie like five seconds this way skull attack.
<v Speaker 3>Jack, Like, oh dude, great figure. When I'm looking at
<v Speaker 3>the figures, I went they made that. That means that's
<v Speaker 3>how you know. They're like just reach and.
<v Speaker 2>They just wanted Arnold and the pegs man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dynamite Jack Slater. I mean, this is the definitive
<v Speaker 1>Jack if you bought one, that's one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had that.
<v Speaker 1>And that's it, and it's it's a It's a great
<v Speaker 1>toy from Mattel. The likeness on Arnold is fantastic. The
<v Speaker 1>car is fucking cool. We'll talk about that in a second.
<v Speaker 1>Jack the Ripper, awesome figure. I had this. He's got
<v Speaker 1>soft goods.
<v Speaker 3>I loved they what a great bad guy. That guy was,
<v Speaker 3>what a great bad guy.
<v Speaker 1>But his name is X swing and ripper because that's
<v Speaker 1>his action.
<v Speaker 3>It's like ECW, you say, left bang, Mike awes him.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, swinging because he does the he takes
<v Speaker 1>the fucking acts and swings.
<v Speaker 3>And goes up and down. But he's really just the
<v Speaker 3>ripper is his name.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is a pretty great figure.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yes, Evil, I Benedict. I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>he came out later, but I did not have him
<v Speaker 1>as a kid.
<v Speaker 3>And he was an awesome bad guy too. Man, he was.
<v Speaker 3>He looked great.
<v Speaker 1>I think he was one of the first people I've
<v Speaker 1>ever seen who has tribal tattoos. He had him on
<v Speaker 1>his neck a little bit early tribal.
<v Speaker 3>Ahead of ahead of his time. Even having in that
<v Speaker 3>placement on the neck is ahead of his time.
<v Speaker 1>Good bad guy.
<v Speaker 3>I thought he was, like, you know, besides Arnold, what
<v Speaker 3>my favorite character. He was so good.
<v Speaker 1>Let's I forget Danny who uh you know? That's fucking
<v Speaker 1>me brings me back so many memories the President.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, what's that comes with a grappling hook? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, and I had this min on card in
<v Speaker 1>my collection today to this day because I have a
<v Speaker 1>Last Action Hero collection that it sound on display. It's
<v Speaker 1>not okay. There's the Evil Eye Roadster which I never had.
<v Speaker 1>It's just the red like Evil Eye car. But then
<v Speaker 1>the Corvette that is sick. So I use this in
<v Speaker 1>f BF for the Hollywood Back Loop Brawl as Gold.
<v Speaker 3>Which was like, now I'm thinking about it, I didn't
<v Speaker 3>give you your flowers for that. That was a gall I
<v Speaker 3>didn't know that that's what it was until I thought
<v Speaker 3>this morning. That's really cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fucking like they went all in with these toys.
<v Speaker 1>There's a big I might want to buy this.
<v Speaker 3>Mistake sick. But back to my original point that was
<v Speaker 3>four characters, right, you really mixed these figures into your
<v Speaker 3>your fed and imagination with other ship to make it happen. Right.
<v Speaker 1>They could have made the daughter. I think they could
<v Speaker 1>have made the cat who the cat is unproduced? They have,
<v Speaker 1>they had like unproduced pictures of it. I would buy
<v Speaker 1>that on eBay and I searched for it. Oh wow,
<v Speaker 1>there's supposed to be a jail place at all, and
<v Speaker 1>there was supposed to be like way more Arnolds too.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ we have enough, Arnold.
<v Speaker 3>That tells you I woult to flopped this one. God,
<v Speaker 3>I kicked an oct on eBay. They had a lot
<v Speaker 3>of them, and they all have these insane bright red
<v Speaker 3>clearance stickers all over them.
<v Speaker 1>They this giant like, uh police station would have been
<v Speaker 1>fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Ship the uh, the the cop his boss that screams
<v Speaker 3>at him. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Rules, Okay, that was a pretty funny joke.
<v Speaker 3>But the thing about it.
<v Speaker 2>That like that is such a spoof thing. That's something
<v Speaker 2>you would see in Naked Gun.
<v Speaker 3>It was only in the movie world.
<v Speaker 2>Bro, I know, but that it wasn't enough. I feel it.
<v Speaker 3>You just get this yet it get a jack in
<v Speaker 3>the leather and bet.
<v Speaker 1>The rott Wilers would have been cool cool figures.
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh bro Okay, that was like the first scene
<v Speaker 3>that really like positive all stand on top of just
<v Speaker 3>like it was not expecting that to be the payoff
<v Speaker 3>and they're like a cheerleader diamond. I was like, okay,
<v Speaker 3>like I get it. That was like the moment where
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Okay, I get what this movie is.
<v Speaker 3>Because to keep in mind, also I had did you
<v Speaker 3>guys even remember that that was the concept of it?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I've always been disappointed with that.
<v Speaker 3>This is how like unknowledgeable I was about this, Like
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know this is a real movie. Like now,
<v Speaker 3>that literally was the moment where I would I like
<v Speaker 3>chuckled and went, Okay, this is what this is, Like
<v Speaker 3>I get it.
<v Speaker 1>I I I love to think like when like Jack
<v Speaker 1>Slater's like in his closet, it's all the same clothes,
<v Speaker 1>like Dug Funny style, like all the same red shirts.
<v Speaker 1>They're like she ped twenty eleven was Zach shirts closet.
<v Speaker 3>Bro I don't know, Man, the Ghostbusters, let's throw that
<v Speaker 3>out there.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think the movie gets the credit deserves. I
<v Speaker 1>do agree with Mark there should have been more more
<v Speaker 1>of a threat except the last couple of minutes of
<v Speaker 1>the movie. Uh yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I think the contrast, I think the big downfall for
<v Speaker 2>me is the contrast between the movie world and the
<v Speaker 2>real world. I just feel like the real world there
<v Speaker 2>wasn't enough of it. It wasn't gritty enough, and it
<v Speaker 2>just did not create the stakes that you need to
<v Speaker 2>make was gritty.
<v Speaker 3>It was ringing all the time, he got in trouble
<v Speaker 3>with his mom. That's enough.
<v Speaker 1>I love to like bloody knuckles like like he was
<v Speaker 1>getting you know, like there's a New York kid, the
<v Speaker 1>real place else to go?
<v Speaker 3>He hangs out with old man in a movie theater.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's all fucking ridiculous, so ridiculous.
<v Speaker 1>That's not a real worldulous.
<v Speaker 3>He's a troubled team.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my god.
<v Speaker 3>They never say how old the character of Danny is
<v Speaker 3>supposed to be.
<v Speaker 1>They my early on. I'm not sure that did weird.
<v Speaker 2>That was probably supposed to be six no.
<v Speaker 3>One.
<v Speaker 1>Thing I did love though, is that you like the
<v Speaker 1>practical effects, Like it's old school like stunts. It's not
<v Speaker 1>like if they made this today, it would be mostly
<v Speaker 1>like CGI and bullshit.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that stuff was unbelievable, some of the car chases
<v Speaker 2>and the and the jumping last Yeah, it's insane.
<v Speaker 1>You literally tell it was like a stunt double or
<v Speaker 1>fucking dummy like lying through the air not some c
<v Speaker 1>G I B S.
<v Speaker 2>I did I did catch the stunt double.
<v Speaker 3>We probably should addressed this, And I wish we could
<v Speaker 3>pull in some of the boys he had to really
<v Speaker 3>like get a true you know, opinion of it. But
<v Speaker 3>who's the worst driver, Jack Slater or Matt Cardona.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I've never really driven with Matt him driving.
<v Speaker 3>That, or he's just going wherever, like like he's having
<v Speaker 3>a conversation with Danny and you just see the like
<v Speaker 3>the chaos behind him and they're no selling it likely.
<v Speaker 1>Ship to the next down, but he's I can't like
<v Speaker 1>really like reverse or parallel.
<v Speaker 2>Park oh Man from New York.
<v Speaker 1>That's why I left Queens Market of Ice Class. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check eb right now for for I go
<v Speaker 1>to eBay for Last Action Hero and see, like what's
<v Speaker 1>been going for a lot of money? If anything, it's
<v Speaker 1>only I did.
<v Speaker 3>It's only that the fourteen inch in the boxes is
<v Speaker 3>like you went to sold listings. Oh oh wait, if
<v Speaker 3>someone makes like those, like I didn't go to soul listings.
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to sold listings here.
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, do you ever see like I don't know
<v Speaker 3>what they're really called, but I mean they're customs. But
<v Speaker 3>like someone made like a oh wow, you hot toys?
<v Speaker 3>Like a hot toy? Ask Jack Slater.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so when you go to sold listings eight hundred
<v Speaker 1>bucks for the most expensive things, it's not looking good.
<v Speaker 1>You can get the On June twenty ninth, someone bought
<v Speaker 1>the set of seven figures and both vehicles.
<v Speaker 3>Guess the price, Oh my god, under one hundred bucks.
<v Speaker 1>To sixty more than I thought. Then people were buying
<v Speaker 1>the just the convertible June six for one fifty.
<v Speaker 3>There must have been I gotta find the I gotta
<v Speaker 3>find it. The convertible is pricey price, there's I saw
<v Speaker 3>it in a white box, so maybe there was like
<v Speaker 3>a J. C.
<v Speaker 1>Penny. Yes, I think it's like a Sears or J C. Penny.
<v Speaker 3>Right, Okay, I saw that scrolling today. It's like a
<v Speaker 3>plain white box that I think it comes with, like
<v Speaker 3>it's kind of perfect. It comes with the jack you
<v Speaker 3>would want and the convertible. Yes, yes, Oh wait o,
<v Speaker 3>wait does Evil I coming with the car? That's another
<v Speaker 3>another Evil Eye gift set? Yeah right here, Yeah, I
<v Speaker 3>got right here and he's in a baggie. Yeah wow.
<v Speaker 1>So like I I will display these in my new towurroom.
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna buy all the jacks.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna get the Evil Eye car. But I
<v Speaker 1>think it's a it's a cool fucking piece. There's a
<v Speaker 1>piece of early nineties history. I mean, they don't make
<v Speaker 1>toys like they used to, Like, you know, I kind
<v Speaker 1>of love that there's fucking ten jacks. You know, I'm
<v Speaker 1>over exaggerating.
<v Speaker 3>It's a very nineties concept and the and the comparison
<v Speaker 3>is always the Batman's right under a water night glow
<v Speaker 3>aqua batman.
<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, I can I can only predict. And
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that. These must have been pegwarmers.
<v Speaker 3>Every auction I clicked, they're like covered in clear and stickers. Fuck,
<v Speaker 3>what does this one jack, the beat up Jack come with?
<v Speaker 3>And the beat up Jack is weird.
<v Speaker 1>Because like there's one scene in the movie where he
<v Speaker 1>shot a bunch of times, but he takes the bulletproof
<v Speaker 1>as he has like the bullet holes, but this one
<v Speaker 1>he has like rips.
<v Speaker 3>It should have been like a bullet hole. Probably trying
<v Speaker 3>to make a kid friendly, you know, I guess, and
<v Speaker 3>you're right. None of these come with guns, none of them.
<v Speaker 3>And that was Arnold's doing. The the jack looks like
<v Speaker 3>looks like it was gonna come with a gun. It
<v Speaker 3>just doesn't because it has like a gun hand in
<v Speaker 3>a hole.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, it's like with this trigger finger.
<v Speaker 3>They all do. Actually, now I'm looking at it.
<v Speaker 2>You just get your g I Joe guns like.
<v Speaker 3>The cop one like, look at his hands.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there's no guns.
<v Speaker 3>That one's ridiculous. By the under the undercover Jack calling ship.
<v Speaker 2>If you look at a picture of him in the jacket,
<v Speaker 2>it looks even insane. It looks like that Vincent man
<v Speaker 2>with the fake suit on that terrible.
<v Speaker 1>I was googling. I was trying to figure out how
<v Speaker 1>long it took to make this movie. I know it
<v Speaker 1>was relatively short, and I wanted to know because they
<v Speaker 1>got the figure line up before the movie. So how
<v Speaker 1>quick did they make these figures?
<v Speaker 3>Oh? By the way, Evil comes with three fucking guns,
<v Speaker 3>So I think maybe there was this personal thing for
<v Speaker 3>Arnold or not come with weaponry like that.
<v Speaker 1>According to Google, why did Last Action Hero fail? Last
<v Speaker 1>Action Hero's budget was an estimated eighty five million, but
<v Speaker 1>opening so close to Jurassic Park and poor word of
<v Speaker 1>mouth combined to serious dent uh It's chances upon releasing
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty three with Last Action Hero flap. Unfortunately only
<v Speaker 1>to the time didn't agree. At least thirty years ago.
<v Speaker 1>This month, mere weeks after Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park chewed
<v Speaker 1>up the box office, Last Action Hero was Swortzer's first
<v Speaker 1>pricey Hollywood flop after a string of era defining hits
<v Speaker 1>book ended by The Terminator and Terminator two Insane.
<v Speaker 2>Listen to this though, see here's some of the critic reviews. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>here's the critic consensus. Last Action Hero has most of
<v Speaker 2>the right ingredients for a big budget action spoof, but
<v Speaker 2>its scattershot tone and uneven structure only add to the
<v Speaker 2>to a confused, chaotic mess. Exactly what I was saying.
<v Speaker 3>You're using a lot of big words right now, so
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna take that as a sign of disrespect.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, here's this one. Here's this one. The
<v Speaker 2>director has to boost the realism of his staging in
<v Speaker 2>a rather self defeating manner. It begins to look not
<v Speaker 2>that he's having it both ways, trading on what he mocks,
<v Speaker 2>but that he has painted himself into a corner. Exactly.
<v Speaker 1>I never felt that way. Did play the video game
<v Speaker 1>Myself is a video game? I never played it.
<v Speaker 3>Oh the thing I watched said, don't even bother. It's
<v Speaker 3>one of the worst games of all time. I think
<v Speaker 3>that there's the graphics, where the graphics were pretty rough
<v Speaker 3>even for ninety three, like pretty fucking bad. I like
<v Speaker 3>another thing about what you just said. I remember like
<v Speaker 3>the trailer and like an anticipation of this movie and
<v Speaker 3>people think it's gonna be awesome. I just think we're right,
<v Speaker 3>and thinking that Jurassic Park just slaughtered it. You know.
<v Speaker 3>His Drastic Park is like one of the greatest movies
<v Speaker 3>ever made, you know what I mean. So it just
<v Speaker 3>absolutely like murdered this thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, did you see your research?
<v Speaker 1>This movie was it probably the first to have an
<v Speaker 1>advertisement placed on a space going rocket. Do you see that?
<v Speaker 1>It was shot up into space and then there was
<v Speaker 1>problems with the rocket and it shot up like once.
<v Speaker 1>The movie had already bombed, so they wasted all his money.
<v Speaker 3>That's rough.
<v Speaker 1>Or there was this giant like inflatable like balloon of
<v Speaker 1>Jack Slater holding on to take a dynamine Times Square,
<v Speaker 1>but they had to take it down because it was
<v Speaker 1>just as like the World Trade Center bombing. It was
<v Speaker 1>like taste, Oh my god, it's just.
<v Speaker 3>A black cloud hanging over this movie.
<v Speaker 2>Man, there's a lot of action in Last Action Hero,
<v Speaker 2>but the underlying story never ever quite works. I agree,
<v Speaker 2>Roger Ebert.
<v Speaker 1>I still do a sequel today.
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking that too Arnold's too old.
<v Speaker 1>Dand but like Danny could be like the movie.
<v Speaker 3>That's the quick math of that Danny. I think Danny's
<v Speaker 3>the dad taking this into the movie that.
<v Speaker 1>He goes to get his son fucking popcorn or something
<v Speaker 1>and then he gets suck to a movie and he's
<v Speaker 1>like trying to get in the movie.
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to need a big star because they
<v Speaker 3>can't be the star.
<v Speaker 2>I would rather them remake this from scratch.
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, don't. I don't like remakes.
<v Speaker 2>Because they because I don't think they like.
<v Speaker 3>A modern day like sportsnegger type like movie.
<v Speaker 2>I think that that you could nail this if you
<v Speaker 2>have the contrast between the real world and the movie
<v Speaker 2>world like way more evident, and the stakes in the
<v Speaker 2>real world are way bigger. That's that's how I think
<v Speaker 2>that this movie really nails.
<v Speaker 3>For pretty big dude, fucking shoot shoot. Bad guys were
<v Speaker 3>fucking out of movie premiere to fuck people up. I
<v Speaker 3>don't know what shoots.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where. I don't know where your head's
<v Speaker 1>at with this, Mark. I Uh, listen, I thought I
<v Speaker 1>was gonna hate it. Listen, I'm not gonna go last
<v Speaker 1>as you hear a tattoo by any means but I
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was okay, and I'm going to have
<v Speaker 1>it proudly in my display case.
<v Speaker 3>I love it.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't the worst movie I ever saw, but I.
<v Speaker 3>Love ever so much again that after we did our
<v Speaker 3>Hook review, I bought Rufio, my favorite character, and I
<v Speaker 3>put him out like on my miscellaneous shelf in my gym,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm going to get a Jack Slator right now
<v Speaker 3>out there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I fucking love it. Shit Like, I would love
<v Speaker 1>to do this as like some sort of like cosplay
<v Speaker 1>to the Ring, but nobody would get it. You know
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, And it's yeah, you just jacket. I
<v Speaker 1>look like Hagman out of Page or something. I want
<v Speaker 1>to be him for Halloween this year, wasn't that. I
<v Speaker 1>don't think anyone would get it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hey, who are you? I'm Jack Slater.
<v Speaker 3>Oh remember the nineteen ninety one movie that bombed that
<v Speaker 3>okay heavy Halloween.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you walk up the CBA. He'll be like, oh fuck.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah wait so you had mentioned that prior. Now now
<v Speaker 3>it's all kind of making my.
<v Speaker 2>I never really talked to him about it. He just
<v Speaker 2>his favorite movie.
<v Speaker 1>Listen, everyone has weird connections to movies, like I contion
<v Speaker 1>or what you would call guilty pleasure. Right, you can't
<v Speaker 1>explain like I love the Monster Squad, like I'm sure
<v Speaker 1>some people like there's so many people say, what the
<v Speaker 1>fuck is that? People watching that? Like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>Why do you love it? And there's clearly not people
<v Speaker 3>that love that because there's what, no merch nothing, that's
<v Speaker 3>a that's a rights issue. But they if there was
<v Speaker 3>people clamoring, they'd get around that.
<v Speaker 2>There is people clamoring there. There was a whole documentary
<v Speaker 2>that is there is a whole underground world devoted to
<v Speaker 2>that movie, but it's documentary.
<v Speaker 3>It's how can they not because it's the Universal Monsters,
<v Speaker 3>but it's not a Universal movie. I don't understand what
<v Speaker 3>is it? What's the.
<v Speaker 1>Rights? Like Universal? There was a deal that Universal let
<v Speaker 1>them use the monsters, but they had to change them
<v Speaker 1>up a certain bit. But now like you can't just
<v Speaker 1>like make the figures because you need to get Universal
<v Speaker 1>Monsters on board. I think you have to get multiple
<v Speaker 1>companies on board to.
<v Speaker 2>Do stuff about this in the in the movie and
<v Speaker 2>then whoever, technically the company that made the movie doesn't
<v Speaker 2>exist anymore, so who the fuck owns it?
<v Speaker 3>Right?
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know if anyone truly knows.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the weird part of it. That's a movie
<v Speaker 2>we could watch.
<v Speaker 3>There's where there's a will, there's a way, and we
<v Speaker 3>can't watch it because there's no toys.
<v Speaker 1>There's no toys. Okay, all right, Well let's let's pick
<v Speaker 1>next months.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I want to put forward Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
<v Speaker 3>I had, I had a suggestion, and I don't think
<v Speaker 3>I've ever seen this movie, and I'm willing to watch it. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>water World, God, are the toys like a lot and
<v Speaker 3>cool ones.
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen water World, I don't think.
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I've seen like bits and pieces on
<v Speaker 3>TV when I was a kid. I never have sat down,
<v Speaker 3>and I never saw Robin Hood either.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Robin.
<v Speaker 3>Is fucking awesome. You call it, you call it.
<v Speaker 1>Rosky is an actual good movie.
<v Speaker 2>Water World. Here's my opinion on aboth them. I love Robinhood.
<v Speaker 2>Water World. I think it's a bad rap. Oh, although
<v Speaker 2>I have not seen it in a long time.
<v Speaker 3>Water World is like a I don't know anything about
<v Speaker 3>it except that people like epically bashing it.
<v Speaker 2>So I'll tell you this, water World is very long.
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, yeah, let me see the run.
<v Speaker 2>Let's look at the run.
<v Speaker 3>Let me let's go to the sheets.
<v Speaker 1>To this day, in Universal Studios Hollywood, there's.
<v Speaker 2>Water two hours fifty six minutes.
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, maybe maybe we can get another pandemic. We can
<v Speaker 1>watch that one. But man, I was I was not
<v Speaker 1>expecting that. In Universal Studios Hollywood there are still to
<v Speaker 1>this day a water World stunt show. And did you
<v Speaker 1>know that fall Angel Christopher Daniels like worked there for
<v Speaker 1>like years while he was wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>I think to this day you can go see a
<v Speaker 3>water World show. Yes, and that's how good it is. Apparently,
<v Speaker 3>Holy cow, I've never seen it.
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, that part of the run time is part
<v Speaker 2>of the problem.
<v Speaker 3>What's Robin Robin? First of all, way longer than I
<v Speaker 3>thought it was gonna be. When I clicked that shit,
<v Speaker 3>I went, oh no.
<v Speaker 2>I kept pausing it, going, oh my god, we're halfway.
<v Speaker 3>I know it's too it's to ten or something, right,
<v Speaker 3>but it's that's the eight minutes of credits.
<v Speaker 2>But Robin Hood is two twenty three.
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll do uh, I'll do Robin Hood.
<v Speaker 2>Oh baby, I think I think.
<v Speaker 3>It's gonna cost any money, because I'll get all.
<v Speaker 1>You know, if there's good toys, toys are cheap ten bucks.
<v Speaker 2>That that's top.
<v Speaker 1>Probably, I bet I'll First of all, I don't want
<v Speaker 1>to watch a movie going into a thing, and I
<v Speaker 1>don't want to like this. But part of me doesn't
<v Speaker 1>want to like this. I don't want to buy the figure.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's a very serious. It's like it takes itself
<v Speaker 2>very seriously.
<v Speaker 3>So it's like I'm more serious. Good adaptation of Robinhood
<v Speaker 3>like and who's the main star? Kevin Costner?
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Costner. I was just gonna say later.
<v Speaker 2>You guys can be honest and and be mean if
<v Speaker 2>you need to. What do you think about having zombie on?
<v Speaker 3>For No? Because they're all too horny and ship I
<v Speaker 3>don't want to.
<v Speaker 1>We can't put it on Patriarch put on only fans.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, to be fair, Kevin Costler is my favorite actor
<v Speaker 3>as well, so.
<v Speaker 2>He I think he might be my favorite, especially that
<v Speaker 2>I now love Yellowstone. Have you watched that yet, Brian?
<v Speaker 3>No, My parents love it.
<v Speaker 2>They I think you Liz would love it. It's like
<v Speaker 2>a it's like a husband and wife show for sure.
<v Speaker 3>I just don't want to add shows to my life.
<v Speaker 3>Arnold is my favorite actor, so it was a great one.
<v Speaker 3>Mark just absolutely massacred his acting ability.
<v Speaker 1>This fanastic and I think he's I think was great.
<v Speaker 1>I have a great picture of Arnold me right back,
<v Speaker 1>my dad and Ziggler with Arnold.
<v Speaker 3>That's the only one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that's I ever met him. Oh I never
<v Speaker 1>I do T two one day. There's some great fucking
<v Speaker 1>not even like we'd have to exclude like Necka toys.
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking at the time toys. That's the toys I
<v Speaker 3>want to talk about. I don't want to talk about
<v Speaker 3>modern day. We'll do two eventually. I mean it'll be
<v Speaker 3>interesting to get into the weeds with that because like,
<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of shocked there is nothing like modern ever.
<v Speaker 2>I I yeah, I thought that maybe like Mecca would
<v Speaker 2>make a one, but maybe it's just Kevin.
<v Speaker 3>Cos making like Princess Bride stuff. Like yeah, we go
<v Speaker 3>breaking news. Zombie has signed Christian Slater.
<v Speaker 2>I know that zom that Robin Hood also has a
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of people think it's lame, and it's partly.
<v Speaker 3>Pe people think it's lame.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, they think costume is terrible in it.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, what Yeah, we'll talk about it next month.
<v Speaker 1>All right.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm wondering if you're still gonna like it. When
<v Speaker 2>was the last time you watched it?
<v Speaker 3>That's a great question. Maybe in college, like when the
<v Speaker 3>DVD craze was like a thing where you just bought
<v Speaker 3>every DVD. Ever, because I'm.
<v Speaker 2>Asking you, I think you bro put the kids to
<v Speaker 2>bed one night. You list sit down, watch it for real.
<v Speaker 2>Don't watch it in halves, watch it for real.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we get some podcast that is something like I
<v Speaker 3>would make her watch Last Action Hero. Yeah, certainly wasn't
<v Speaker 3>gonna make her watch Ghostbusters. I should have made her
<v Speaker 3>watch Hook even though I think she's actually had to
<v Speaker 3>watch with the kids since because the kids love it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my daughter liked it.
<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, we'll see you next month. Robin
<v Speaker 1>Hood