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Raw May sixth, two thousand and two. Yes, the first WWE show
ever really, because out right now the name has changed. They can no
longer be w w F because damn animals. Those damn won the war.
And we'll talk about a little bit about that here, because before we get
into the show, we have to look at what was going on in the
world wrestling around this time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer May six,
two thousand and two, Big news here, boys in. Jeff Jarrett
slash w W a news in Demand made the official announcement of the weekly two
hour Wednesday pay p review show starting on June nineteenth and nine. Five per
show. Yeah, you know what, that's weird that Jeff Jared was gonna
do a weekly pay review show on Wednesdays. Might be a little too high
that they ninety five Come on now, oh see that's enough. You can
bring that down yet, five cents got you a lot dure bubble gum pieces.
Sorry, things are good. The reason Jeff Jarrett didn't work. The
Australia Pay review for w w A is because they didn't have an opponent for
him. Oh that's very that's very simple reason. Then, yeah, we
have that problem a lot. Yeah, we have that problem every single show
for some reason. Jerry Jarrett is the said did not want Vince Russo as
the writer, but Jeff Jared is adamant that he'd be in that position.
This happened, This happens a lot. How is you talking about twenty fourteen?
Nobody wanted? It is being said that in Demand doesn't want this show
to be like WCW, so that they aren't going to use many w CWB
names. That's clearly hilarious, Meltzer says, because first in Demand is going
to care about something like that, and if they were, they would want
as many names as possible that have named value in past major television exposure.
Most feel this is a way of being an excuse to not use many x
WCB guys as a way to keep costs down because the Wildside guys and no
name indies will work cheap. Oh come on, no one disrespect the guys
here. Come on, God name Slim, j Jim, Jimmy Reeve.
Maybe Caprize was Capriese. Shit, maybe I don't know. Yeah, you're
right, we'll have to ask him. The problem, as many have noted,
is that the Wildside guys have no look and aren't very good on interviews.
Damn all right, and Meltzer says specifically her Caprice call one night in
a commentary role, and he should and you should work for Deadlock Pro.
Aren't very good interviews, so to come across as minor league, even though
many of them are good in the ring. So yeah, I mean,
I don't how long does WWA last because TNA starts in two, right,
it was like only a month, right, it feels like it was a
month, right, I had a one title, Yeah, Jared had their
title. Right, it's a pretty cool looking bellt too. It was a
cool looking bet. I actually didn't mind that bad at all. They d
a sound. I guess they tour for a while, like two thousand and
two. They still exist, still looks like they end. Yeah, that's
right in the UK as well. I think they did Australia shit UK,
and then their final tour was in May of three, which they visited Australia
and New Zealand. Dude, Puerto Rico is like a crazy good wrestling place.
Is it still? You think I saw a some match with Savio Vega
in a fucking cage on fire? Wow? That was there, wasn't it?
Yeah? I think that was in Puerto Rico. Yeah, dude,
that is the cage of fucking hell or some shit. I don't know what
it was. The real deal still over there. That is awesome. Yeah,
they're coming up with that ship. Someone's fucking inspired and super tapped in
there. Yeah. In Sabbia Vegas, I'm putting all the line. I'm
having the best match I've ever had in my life right now. You know
he probably had. You don't think he just wants to do m l W
Battle Right of his Life, Battle Riot four whatever has been going on for
seven years and he's in all of them every year four and if God damn
Kimchi and every single Jim snitskys sch it is my fault's gym and it's his
fault. He's good looking, full ahead of hair, looking good, but
it was his fault. He was I'm sorry, I I'm sorry, fault.
Could someone make the cnfore very handsome Jims DIDs the great skinded teeth fullat
air. It was his fault though, sorry, I'm sorry, it was
my fault. It was his fault. And I have some XWF news here.
We're never going to get away from it. Well it's not good news,
gentlemen. Already the entire go on now. The entire Texas tour ended
up being canceled at the last minute due to the sponsor, Ring Entertainment of
Dallas pulling out. XBF was promised what was believed to have been eighty thousand
dollars for four dates and got a forty thousand dollars deposit, although those numbers
weren't confirmed. Ring Entertainment bought four shows from XBF and was in charge of
all the expenses in publicity and only asked a dusty roads beyond the tour.
So he was booked for matches with Greg Valentine, which was the only specific
way, which was the specific matches advertised What's wrong with Greg the Hammer,
Greg Dude, Greg de hair Vana. They had them on yev he was
walking the hallways looking for a job. Roddy was blowing them off. I
forgot about that crue. That was a show gimmick too, Man he just
wandered out there and the dusty Ruds come out and beat the ship up over
the cow bell. According to Brian Knobbs, he arrived in Texas on April
twenty third for a meeting with a local promoter who gave no indication of canceling
the tour and said they would have the rest of the money by one pm
the next day. Well, they never showed and never told anyone they had
earlier in the day, canceled all four dates with virtually no advertising in any
of the markets. Day advances were tiny. In one of the cities,
less than fifty tickets had been sold, even with names like Piper Sable and
Dusty Roads on the Marquee Uh the first night, the few fans who came
did a meet and greet with the Nasty Boys, Piper, Vampiro and all
the fucking stars of the XWF of course Sampiro, dude, let's go in
the Missfitz. Brian Knobbs claimed seven hundred fans coming, even though the market
of the building list of the show being canceled. That announcement wasn't made publicly
until just before the show was to take place, and tables were set up
for autographs others. They're pegged the number at a few hundred. The wrestlers
were altered. They were getting paid for the tour since the deposit half was
enough to cover flying them in and the guarantees for the four nights, even
though they all flew back home after only one day. They were not paid
at the show, but we're told checks will be sent out this week.
Exp hasn't determined if we will take a legal action based on that contract being
breached. Wait, they had Okay, so they were paid eighty thousand dollars
for four shows. They got forty of it. No, they only did
one meet and greet and then the rest of the shows they just didn't do
anything. Supposedly, this was they said was enough to cover talent and their
flights and maybe the hotel too. I don't know, but yeah, I
mean, like, you know you got I must have Norman Smiley, Ian
Harrison public Enemy. Okay, well I know Norman Smiley. Norman Smiley,
he probably like, look, I'm gonna do you guys the favorite as long
as you to meet Greg theval every day wiggle he does the big wiggle to
Greg the Hammer for four straight shots a parking lot doing a meat green.
He's just wiggling Greg Fountains. Hey, don't worry, brother, I'll make
it back on the merge. He takes the pictures of him wiggling Greg Valentine
to fucking sign out the week. How many people you think he took pictures
with doing the big wiggle toll, It's gotta be a lot. I don't
know if I've ever seen one as anybody does anyone have a picture of Normans
Molly doing the big wiggle to just ask so please send it. No one's
gonna post a picture of a fu like That's not you're fucking crazy. That's
not what's going on. It crazy. If you got like bots, you've
got the big wiggle, raw dogs from behind on anyone nights of the same
guy pictures he gets back line, he knows my first was up John Ship.
We gotta know somebody that could get that. Anybody, anybody on the
Reddit or the Patriot been big wiggled by Norman Sugars could get it done.
I think you could get a picture. Well, I need to hear anyone
got the Normans that like someone out there? You've never seen it ever,
at least done it with them, you know what I mean, like side
by sound next to him, big Wig. I like your first idea.
Well, either it's got to be like a starcade or a star cast or
whatever. He did it at Starkate the Craig Mountain only great, dude,
Judge Twitter, get Ignorman big wigglier than getting. It's like fifty photo.
You know you gotta go back and lie to gain an other photo. My
god, I didn't have the flash on. Wow, you couldn't. That's
time I had backgrounds say in wf News at press time, the plan was
to still go with Hogan versus Undertaker for the title at the judgment day,
which seems like very questionable judgment for that day from The Observer, May thirteenth,
two thousand and two. While it had been impending for some time,
it is still shocked that the name World Wrestling Federation is no more the name
first Shoes in nineteen seventy nine, when Vince McMahon Junior convinced his father to
shorten it from the previous Worldwide Wrestling Federation. Look how how fucking good that
did for you? Was the worldwide symbol for wrestling ever since. Man explanded
the company nationwide in nineteen eighty four. The new name World Wrestling Entertainment was
unveiled on five to five, with changes in the company's website at w dot
com and all new references in every story on the site. Meltzer says some
more hilarious because it wasn't as if stories were edited ball archives did a program
change from all WSH letter patterns to we This does sound hilarious. The company
yes until five point fifteen to remove all references at WF from all their shows
and merchandise. All merchandise with the WF symbol on it can no longer be
sold after that date. All video packages and posters with references also need to
be changed. In court papers. A few months ago, the company stated
that the rebranding would cost them an excess fifty million dollars. Oh, because
that word would cause major stock price drop. The company said it wouldn't be
that expensive after announcing the change. Mean when I'm lying crazy? Did I?
I remember when I was a kid, I was like, this shit
doesn't even make fucking sense. Water Wrestling Entertainment, Yeah, what the fuck?
This is fake? Dude? My dad I don't know if he knows
they changed that it's still just stopped watching w f W. W F stops
showing up on the TV guid and I said, Oh, I guess it's
just not on anymore. It happened to I'm sure is like a rip off
ship. There's fake Greg the Hammer in this Goldberg news boys, the news
that Bill Goldberg received a full buyout of his AOL Time Warner deal and became
a free agent on five to one field rumor. It's like crazy of an
impending arrival in the World Wrestling Federation, especially on the heels of the declining
smack Down ratings and the reality of the whole coching situation. The buyout wasn't
requested by Goldberg so he could get on with his wrestling career. It came
at the behest of AOL slash Time Warner, which had the most unprofitable quarter
in the history of business with a fifty four billion dollar loss, and was
looking expenses of this type off the books for future quarters since it could be
buried in the myriad of red ink. Now it is believed Goldberg received almost
his entire remaining salary, believed to be in the neighborhood of ninety two of
his nearly three million dollar final year on his contract in an apt by million
dollar a year. Yes, that's correct, Goldberg. Oh my god,
that motherfucker didn't even know to wrestle. Wow, well you'll like this part.
Goldberg has been outspoken publicly in his dislike for Triple H for some time.
It started with now that's true, he should have got wiggled. It
started with a radio interview that Triple A's did when Goldberg was still hot in
ww and asked about bringing him in. Triple H ripped on Goldberg's lack of
ability and said that he didn't think the WBF would even won him if he
was available. Well, Goldberg took that personally, and there was an ugly
confrontation at a toy fair in New York, where Goldberg caused the scene and
Triple H was basically quiet fair Goldberg was fucking looking at the Ninja Turtle figures
that it saw Triple even a recent appearance on The Best Damn Sports Show Period
on three. Do you remember that show? Yeah? That was awesome.
When asked which wrestler he'd like to beat up most for real, he listed
Triple H first and Scott Hall second Scott. I saw something today. It
was from way back where Oscar was like, oh, I'm very glad to
be undefeated. I'm like Goldberg, and the scholar responsors said, no,
you're better than Goldberg. James, Well talking about Scott Hall. James,
for those who had two months and twenty five days in the pool, you're
the winner in the how long Scott hold last in w W lottery? Good?
Scot Hall was officially let go and roll on due to misbehavior on the
European tour, in specific going on a binge the entire tour and being an
even worse shape on the plane going home. Well this erection, this is
the plane ride from Hell. Oh my god, really the insurrection back Insurrection.
I didn't realize it was Insurrection was the pay per re view, but
yeah, the plane ride from the Hell was insurrection. Holy fucking shit.
Yeah that was wow. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
That's a crazy time on that. So this is Scoholl's final raw right here,
this one we watch. This is it. He had a great final
match. Yeah, on the European trip, things got so bad that the
feeling was Hall needed to be fired because of how blatant his problems had become
There was not even an attempt at hiding them from the other wrestlers. Early
gold brick works out here. Yet you have a fucking fire, you'd fire
Greg Val that new evolution. Scott Hall was forty five minutes late for the
bus to the pay per view in London and then fell asleep in the locker
room before the show. As it turned out, he was the odd man
out on the crew and wasn't booked to wrestle on the show, only showing
up for outside interference spots. On the flight coming back from England, Hall
was messed up started play fighting with people before again passing out to a degree
that there was fear he'd be he'd gone too far. He was passed out
in the dressing room at Raw, but was allowed to go out for his
appearances. There was some thought he wasn't ready for television. He did his
scheduled main event match on Raw, which is the one we want to fire
people for taking naps in the locker room. I need to I don't know
if nap is you know, it depends on what. Yeah, why do
you need to know this? Inter I just say, yeah, there's some
you know boner collector might be sleep. Melcher says it was a terrible about
the main event on roll, although he shouldn't take the full blame for that,
and after the match was over he was fired. Ah, but yeah,
that's plan. There was a bunch of Plane Ride from Hell stuff here
that I didn't include because I imagine everyone fucking knows about everything in the goddamn
Plane Ride from Hell. A couple more things here x WF news the extent
of the talks with Turner. Uh. They had talks with both Bill Shaw
and Bob Wustler, head of Turner's movie division. Those talks ended. This
may have been where the stories of Turner wanting fifty one percent of the XWF
coming from, which I didn't know, and they weren't willing to give up
that much. Either way, Turner himself had no contractual personal noncompete clause with
WF when it came to ownership of a wrestling company. The only clause in
the sale of WWWF is that a Well slash Time Warner is not allowed to
put on a wrestling show on any of their networks until March of two thousand
and six, which I think we talked about. Turner himself had inquired about
the potential ownership in this group several months back, but when told how much
they would likely lose at first trying to be competitive, he seemed to lose
interest. But there is a timeline where Ted fucking Turner takes over the xw
F. Yeah, Hims the Hammer Bro, Jmi Killner, Jimmy kill jim
Jimmy Kilner is the world champion. Jimmy counters in super Hell. God damn
that. But that is its for the wrestling observer portion of this and now
it is time to talk about the first episode of w w E Monday Night,
Raw, May sixth, two thousand and two. Somebody brought the Trish
I don't know, do you how many people even know about the Trish Stratus
daitty picture that we had your dad sign. I can't imagine that there's like
too many people there still listening from that era. But yeah, it's uh,
I mean, yeah, I saw it. You brought me out there.
I specifically some he brought this picture because we did a thing I think
it was Valentine's where we had James's dad signed. Just how many was you
know? So the story just for anyone that my new listener was that,
oh you used to hang out with this marina because my dad used to dock
our little fucking john boat out there and we'd hang out at the marina and
h in the bathroom, it was there was this fucking poster a Tris Stratus,
Like every time you go take a ship or whatever, like right in
front of the toilet, is like this picture Trish Stratus. Which side of
the toy? It wasn't above the toilet, it was in front of my
brain right now, I'm remembering it being in front of the toy, okay,
because I head it's always been pissing. Oh maybe it was. It
was either front, I don't remember. But there was a pictures in the
bathroom way funnier sitting down, You sit down? Whoa you sit down?
His ship? You see Trish's down to piss and it's Greghammer. It's a
collage of Norman Smiley wiggle pictures. It's just a corkboard and there's multiple SZ
like a dark room. Don't turn the light there, take a ship you
see found the picture whatever? Yeah? Yeah, so yeah, we found
we actually found the picture, the same one that was on the poster and
then we printed it out and then I went to my dad, I said,
Dad, do you mind signing these ships? Right here is? And
he was like, what you mean? I'm like, this was at the
marina we were Yeah, he remembered it. Yeah, he remembered the poster
from the marina and he hands signed a bunch of trist Status Teddy pics.
How many was it? Do you remember? It was a lot? Man?
I feel like if it was one hundred, yeah, fifty right,
yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a lot. People bought them.
I think it was maybe seventy five now I think about it. Or did
we just send them? It was a Patreon thing if you uh, like
it was like a gimmick thing. So if you signed up at a certain
tier or whatever, you would get Is that right? Is that what it
was? It was like a Patreon like perk thing because we had like a
limited perk thing. Wow, that is what it was, dude. I
thought it was a merch thing. I thought it was like we just put
it in with a merch drop. Now no, no, no, it
was like a perk thing and then people had to pay for it or whatever.
Dude, I want to make sure everyone understands. Also, we didn't
just flimsy send a poster. We bagged and boarded that son of a bitch
and they had to fucking sharp eat and the best find. It was a
nice SHARPI was like silver Sharpie. It was dope. And he signed the
rarest Deadlock merchandise of all time. Probably well. At DPNW Live five in
Berwin, Illinois, somebody brought it and I was like, this is fucking
unbelievable because I like somebody brought it. I think the last time we were
in Chicago for somebody's that. It's always fucking Illinois that brings this thing.
I don't know why. Yeah, he pulled me out of the back room
and say come tell yourself. I said, you have to come see that's
also it was like crazy, like something crazy was having. I was like,
oh shit, I walk out. And then I walking I see the
first thing I see. I turned my head of the right is the fucking
Tristra picture. Just turn around left, shout out to uhho brought that?
That's very Yeah. Now it's always cool to see people like still funk with
the pod and shap you know, with everyone's life and ship. How things
like you know, go to the wayside or whatever. So it's cool that
people are still sticking with Yeah. Yeah, I think that's cool. Yeah,
we shout out to everyone that's been sticking with us here. All right,
let's get this motherfucker started. Yeah, to get the f out,
guys. No longer will they be the World Wrestling Federation, They will be
the World Wrestling Entertainment. Yes, the w w E. They start saying
World Wrestling Entertainment so fast, they said that ship sucks w B yeah,
entertainment, Tony. Weren't they for a minute w w f E? Uh
So that was like that was their parent company or whatever, like the World
Wrestling Federation Entertainment, Like isn't that still what it is w w F E
or what is it? Yeah? I think I don't know. Now it's
like, what switch that? Yeah, you're right, it's with f ON
now that's right there. Oh you're right. Yeah, it's good. So
yeah, get the f out, man. What do you guys think about
the change? Do you think guys think that's gonna work? No, I
think it's gonna make me hate wrestling. I think it sucked. Dude.
I was mad. I was a mad little kid. I said that my
finger rings had W phone I can changed the most. It wasn't the it
wasn't the name, it was the logo that they didn't just add another line
to the bottom of the F. They just got through it to the whole
F. So it's just W. I was also mad about that, Tony.
I think I didn't even think about that. You're right, I said,
what the fuck? They couldn't just add one more lineout that? That
is right? Add another line. But then they couldn't say get the f
out, you goeta. Yeah, I guess so, because you don't then
say something else at the bottom line. It's not like the bottom line.
That's the bottom b liood, that's the bottom line. Oh, we are
cooking together. We did this. Austin's fine and he's here and there's no
problems with Stone Cold. Scott Hall is still employed. If they would have
added a line, did plane ride from Hell? Wouldn't have happened if they
had a little line. I don't think they need any more lines. Give
Scott wholesome lines. No more lines. Oh but yeah, get the f
out? We start the show off, and of course we have the theme
song that everyone loves God. The trucks, this set, the stage,
man, I mean like, this was a cool ass intro. This is
awesome, this is a Yeah, this is tremendous. I I love how
all of this looks, and the show starts. The Piro is like usually
it's a wide shot. They have a camera on top of the tron and
the Pyro just explodes into the stage. They're trying some new stuff in this
WWE era. I think that I think this this tron, like the stage
and everything sideways. Yeah, I do like that too. That was very
Yeah, I thought this was going in the SmackDown fist. I think these
are like legendary. I think I think most people agree with that. I'll
never let that go that. I think stage designs are fucking amazing. Like
listen, I get big screens, are you know, easier, But damn
man, I love a good set. Yeah, no, me too,
And I think that they are really I mean this kind of like this is
wrestling right, like the rock music going into like this crazy set with the
Pyro and then all the fans going nuts in the crowd and all that.
Yeah, Like I think that's uh, I think that's the coolest shit in
the world. Like I think wrestling. It's like with UFC too, you
know where it's like I think UFC is at its its most point, tons
of sponsors. Yeah, when it's fucking faced the pain, you know,
and it's just like that kind of stuff. And I still think it's good
now it feels raw, but yeah, it did feel real sweet. We're
gonna get a main event tonight here on Raw. Uh. This is a
very big staple of Raw at the time too, where a lot of the
Raw main events were six man tags. Yeah, they love the tag if
it was just a regular tag. Yeah, so we get n w O.
If you had to guess the three members of the n w A they're
gonna be in this match, you never guess it. One of the maybe
the baby is that? Yeah, one of the three. Yeah, sure,
Well it's x POC, Scott Hall and Big Show. That's right.
And uh they're facing off against the team of Stone rig Flair And I'm gonna
give you three seconds to try to figure out who the last person here.
Think about it. Think about it two, it's fucking Bradshaw. How is
it possible? Can you believe him? I guess they were trust kicking that
nWo ass that's what he likes to do. I guess he does. He
loves love doing that, and JR. Says our World wrestling entertainment is love.
They had like immediately started that World Wrestling Entertainment is live on the new
TNN. It sounds even like him saying that in full. It sounds weird,
dude. I swear he says world wresting fed. Well later it comes
up because I clearly remember him flubbing, like immediately when the show was a
very early in the first match, JR. Is still wearing a WWF shirt.
Wait is he Yeah? It still haf logo on it. Yeah.
Wow, I noticed it about and the last time I saw him on the
show, I said, wait a minute, what is this dude wearing right
here? Yeah, you're still rocking. I guess they hadn't got him done
up yet, right, Yeah, I guess you're right. He's about to
cost him fifty million billion dollars. David Jonner is coming back from Super l
and it's over set it on fire. Yeah, Lawler says, oh can
you imagine that, JR? We're getting the f out anyway, What is
a way to start puppies? Fucking shit? Cooper annoying in this episode.
I hate it's like this is Yeah, it was like they told him he
had to ramp it up even more for this one. For some reason,
they got to entertainment even worse of a bastard. They told him that,
like, we have to prove that we're still hardcore WWF even the attitude has
a laugh. Yeah, yeah, so we're gonna kick this this a same
attitude, new name or something that's exactly like. Yeah. So we start
off with Tris Stratus versus Jazz for the w w E Women's Championship. Now,
how far into this match did you realize this was a no DQ match?
Because I don't remember them saying that ever, I know it right away.
Did you they said no DQ? Did they? Okay, this is
no DQ, buppy. That's why I was trying to zone out because because
he said something. I think after that, I zoned out because Trish is
coming out and Lawler says, hey, JR, what do you think her
measurements are? I'd say thirty sex, twenty sex and thirty Sex's stop,
please, it's just the beginning of the show. You're already annoying. Immediately,
Stephen Richards is by the way, with Jazz, who is the hardcore
champion. Jazz is the women's champion. This is an ody Q match.
I still don't really know why Stephen Richards with hair, with hair and blue
pants is crazy looking. Last week, Bubba went to put Stephen Richards through
a table in a hardcore title match, but Jazz fucking annihilated Bubba with a
pizza spatula used a big pizza thing on Bubba pizza SPECIALA is that what you
wrote? Pizza alkay? Because I was coming into the show prepared to ask
you what the fuck is this thing? Calling it? But I knew what
it was. I knew it. I couldn't think of the day of a
big pizza thing. I also thought it was a shovel. Is pizza spatula?
Correct? Stone opecial pizza Jesus he is right, though, that is
for like stone ovens. Only though it's called a it's called a pizza peel.
No it's not, it's a pizza spat It's a pizza peel. You're
a pizza ship. She fucking annihilates Bubble with the goddamn pizza peel, right,
and then sorry, Stephen Richard's brains bubble with a guitar and then wins
and wins or retains the hardcore title I forgets what one is. And then
Jazz and Steve Richards run away to a car where Steven gets shoved out of
the driver's seat because Jazz is driving and Steven Richards is just yelling I'm hardcore,
I'm hard care. Do you remember the pizza guy Tony Pizza. I
remember, like the pizza wrestler. Oh yeah, please tell me a pizza
piel to beat somebody's ass. He must have at least once, right,
just flip still, that's all he did. He just they just didn't go
to the doctor. Just eat pizza. Oh buddy, jacked me with twenty
fucking injections of that pizza sales a big stick of pepper. Sorry, they
go to magation. Jacquie went some awesome sauce jack some baseball who were talked
about Luigi Priba. I don't know what you talking about. I'm talking about
you, dude. If it feels like the Jeff Jared of baking pizzas and
easily like guitar Jeff Chared of making pizzas, a load of that slapped out
with a pizza peel. Oh my god, fuck ship wow. Powder He's
got like the the powder there. So it's like like like the the pizza
pel Yeah, pizzas pizza, no worries, you know, chosen one,
you know, all the stuff your crust does, dude. So Trisha's facing
jazz and Jazz is like one of my favorite wrestlers ever. Jazz is awesome.
By the way, She's done way more w move called the bitch clamp.
I just want to say that jazz jazz stinger, the jesting or something
else or is that the right, Yeah, but the bitch clamp was the
Oh she does that later in the match. She just doesn't call it anything.
Oh that's corny. Yeah, they should have called it a Mama crazy
bread gave. I appreciate the thought that there was something there. Sorry,
man, there was something that You're good. You're good. You had something
I was cooking for like three words that is awesome sauce. Yeah, it's
baseball so jazz. So yeah, Church comes out the gate and this one
running sunset flip. I don't know if I've ever seen something like that.
Well, they called that a junior power bomb. That's why power bomb and
the crowd responds with we want puppies. This is good for everybody. Manude
different name, hell man, I meet it. They do one move.
We want puppies, all right, show me your im with you on the
halfway the yeah, show you're awesome sauce. Yeah. Stephen Richards distracts the
raft on a roll up, which allows Jazz to cut Trisha off here because
he's getting a little too fucking Yeah. Jazz is going to get her heat
to. Jazz hits two double underhooks suplexes in a row. Then she does
the bitch clamp. The bitch clamp. It's a cool move, man,
I think that's a cool move. Of course, a lot of people will
later on use it as the glam slam. Clam slam. She's kind of
hooking ladder. Yeah, the hooking ladder. Yeah. I think it's cooler.
Like if you hold him up and then submit them that way, you
know, like like go ay type ship. Yeah cool, or if you
just grab miss slam them on the ground face firstkind of the drive a double
underhook. That's Trish has one kickout and she goes to it one hundred times.
The one kickout is arms straight up in the air evil dead style.
Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's the first minute or ten minutes in,
it's gonna be one stick up her arm. Trish then just fucking gets back
up and whatever kick out of nowhere. The Statisfaction to win chick kick is
different here than what everyone would come to know it as. This is like
a she does like a bicycle kick kind of but the side. I don't
know how to describe it. She likes emotion, but she ends up kicking
the side of your head instead of in front of you, you know what.
It's kind of like a superkick almost, but a little bit different.
It's fucking crazy because there's like four different people that do a superkick and it's
one segment. They all show up. They all show up. It's like
they knew to come here. Yeah, so yeah, chick kick. Statisfaction
goes for the pins. Stephen Richards with the hair pulls the ref out.
Stephen Richards locks and loads the Stephen Kick, and it kicks the dog shit
out of He sends it a super l He fucking annihilates her with the Stephen
King. And here's the reason why he's notice qualification because Jazz then just pinstrictions.
They don't use any weapons, do any bullshit? Why is the ref
caring that Stephen Richards was on the apron if it's oh my god earlier.
Yeah, you're right, probably just like pissed off with this? Do you
get the fuck out of here with the hairs? A Jazz pins trist to
retain and then all of a sudden you see a trash can get thrown in
the room from off camera. Yes, Stephen is like looking shocked towards the
ramp. You can't see anything. You just see a trash can fly at
his head. So Bubba comes in because it is still currently the twenty four
to seven hardcore title, right, and Bubba of course wants to win that
title. It was nice of him to wait till after this match to do
that, Yeah, it was very He comes in to win the hardcore title.
He hits the Bubba combo on Stephen and Jazz the elbow, Yeah,
and he grabs the table from the outside. Well just before he said Bubba
get the tables, of course, because I think you show Bubba get the
table. Devon is uh I guess pretrig gimmick at this point on SmackDown.
So Steven goes for the Steven kick, but Bubba stops him and then hits
a Bubba bomb in front of the table that he set out to win.
The hardcore titles like, well, that's a little weird. Why would he
do that? I was definitely anticipating Bubba doing as first Bubba bomb Stevie through
only through the table, which probably would have ruined his life. For some
reason in my head, he like vertically jumps high enough to make it like,
I don't know why, like Billy Gunn did it through the table that
was jumps off straight. Yeah, we watch that episode that he does that
on. Yeah we did. We saw that episode of breaks his arm doing
that. I don't know if we remember that part. Think we better?
Yeah, he does the famous room with Bubba bent over on top of him
and breaks his arm. That sucks. He Bubba jumping up doing the Bubba
Bubba. That's all that visual. That's good. So Jazz then goes to
hit Bubba with the trash can lid, but Bubba Caesar and she stops and
Bubba goes to grab Jazz, but Raven comes in and hits Bubba as hard
as he can with the trash can lid. Dude so fucking hard that hits,
of course the Raven effect. Whatever, bitch, I'm technically right.
They didn't even call him there? Probably the hell is this fucking home?
What? What the hell is going on here? Oh my god? Homeless,
Jimmy, want it till I just shown't go off to ryder truck and
turn away to death. It's homeless, Jimmy. Did JR? Call on
a holdless Jimmy? Anything would be crazy? Jr? Calling one tournament of
death would fucking really have changed my life more than it, Dude, I
think we should do it. Yeah, we'll call it turn Ross crazy.
I don't know, just so yeah and heah, he just wins it.
But wait a minute, Oh my dude, just incredible, a litany of
who gives a fuck? Here? Just incredible. He hits the Justice kick
and he wins the title. Justin kick Crash is here and he has the
Crash kick and he wins the Dude. When just incredible wins the title,
Lillian announces him as the winner and is laughing as she does. So that's
how absurd this is. Crash all he comes in missile drop kick off the
top, wins the hardcore title. Then him and Bubba Dudley back into each
other. They turn around stare at each other. Crash shoves them on the
chest and says, Bubba, get the tables, and then Bubba bashes a
drash everybody Crash bumps, and then Trish pins Crash and wins the Hardcore title,
and then Bubba just fucking grabs Trish. I was like, Wow,
this is crazy, went right for it. Please remember this part that Bubba
grips her up by the hair. He's going to annihilate her now. And
then Jazz grabs a fire extinguisher and then points it at both of them,
and I was like, please, God, tell me she knows how to
use this. I was like, please, don't blow this. Yeah,
I thought she sucked it up. Honestly, I feel like it's a fifty
to fifty shot when wrestlers use a fire extinguisher. Not many people have used
one in real life like that before. So you got to pull the pin
and lah lah lah sure. Yeah. Anyways, Jazz ends up spraying the
fire extinguisher in fucking Bubba's face. He's blind He's blinded by the fire extinguisher.
Juice. That is crazy, dude. He is and he's super blind.
And Bubba then grabs Trish we've already grabbed, yes, and then power
bombs here ass through the table somehow blind able to find the table. So
Stephen Richards then very slyly climbs back in and pins Trish on the table to
win the arc with title back. When he does it, they say on
comp tray, Oh he probably thought that was jazz, like, how you
what's going on here? You know the whole time. Of course he thought
it was because you know, he can finally see because he puts he rubs
water in his eyes instead of you guys are dude, where's my car?
Where the blind kids in the park and the people come by? Is that
Bubba? Good movie? So Bubba washes his eyes out with water by rubbing
it in as hard as he can, which is not no, I can
see. Yeah, he watches out. He sees Trish through the table,
and then Bubba grabs Trish and helps her out. He's upset. He's upset
when he finds out he put Trist through the table. I just washed your
gripper up. Crazy j R. Gets like our lies. Oh, he's
just doing the right thing now because he knew he put the wrong lady through
the wars, and then he also says, well, in any event,
Stephen Richards is once again the hardcore champion. Damn it, that's the right
way to call that. So x poc in cane mask, Scott Hall in
a regular shirt and Big Show with black hair, dude, he is.
He is just for mend out insane. Your w right here, man,
This is the n w A. I grew up on Michaels with Booker t.
Yeah, they're all here. So ex pockey cane mask, which is
very fucking funny. By the way, Do you did you buy that figure?
Because they made one? No, I don't think I did. Yeah,
all right, that's you gotta Yeah, you're right, I do need
that for this self. So Scott Hall is out here. Like I mentioned,
regular shirt. I think every time I've ever seen him in the nWo
shirt it's cut off sleeves or like the way the Big Show's wearing it currently.
So like seeing him with just fucking regular cut shirked in. They must
have told his ass, look, you're done after this show. You're I
smell it. I smell whatever you're doing on you right now, Big Big
Show out here crazy like you said, crazy dye job he had because he's
in the nw A black and white. So am I supposed to think that
Big Show is the leader of this group? Currently looks like it to me.
It feels like that's what they're trying to make it. F you like,
but like he just looks like a big ass baby Kevin Nashville Cup later.
Yes, all spoilers. Oh, sorry about that. I guess when
did Big did Big Ship? What happened? I got it all right,
never mind, we'll talk about that later. Happened I didn't think about just
now either. Wow, okay, okay, yeah, I guess we'll talk
about that later. I guess Big Show just joined the n w A.
Yeah, I think, like last it was two weeks ago. Two weeks
ago, the show a video of it here. Yeah, Big Show slam
stone cold. I think, Big Show says, listen up, I know
you little people out there. His his motive here is that he's big and
hung like not even I was fucking around. He's big and everyone else is
little. Yeah, you small, small people, your small attention spans,
he says, shut up. Footage and the show two weeks ago, Austin
and Big Show are facing x Pox and Scott Hall Xbox Scott Hall do a
beg off spot and then Big Show turns around Google Google's googles Austin and shows
having a middle off. What you mean? So yeah, Big Show joined
two weeks ago. Big Show says, is there anything more beautiful than that?
And since that happened all you little fans because you're small and I'm big
and asked me, why would I do that to Stone Cold? And then
the crowd is giving him the what treatment? And Big She says, you
say what and I'll break every one in you and half what They didn't give
a fuck d He says, I'll break every one of you and half and
Lawler says, oh, that's gonna take a while. Big just says two
years ago, I was in the main event of WrestleMania, and you know
what I was doing this year. I was in a restaurant. I was
hungry. Let's forget about Wrestleman in two thousand event. Can we go for
this horrible, horrible, horrible show, horrible match? Well, I did
you bring that up, Big Show, But we talked about this where it
was like a you could win eating with Big Show. At a restaurant.
Yeah, I was gonna big. He was picking w c W winners,
Thank you, man, that's crazy. I was picking up your ugly kids,
trying to pretend to have a good time. And what's the common denominator?
Well, two years ago Austin was hurting. I was in the main
event, and now Austin's back, And where am I last favorite? Instead
of being the main event, I'm in a preliminary match on what's preliminary matches?
Yeah? Man, come on, man, I mean people watch a
lot of people watched Heat at that time. I imagine, right, all
right the block. Yeah, well, Big Show says, now there's no
stopping me. I am a real life seven foot five hundred pounds, fire
breathing, walking dunk at Best Off Giant, and I'm hungry. The die
is seeping out of my fuckingors right now. Also that he's just a black
guy just sleeping down his forehead in the middle of his promo. I would
have really tied it together here, as I say, look at Ultimate Warrior
with Papa Shango with the black he should talk big. She says, you
think this is bad, No, this works out great. The n b
O gets a little super Charge. Basically, what I'm trying to say is
the end of you. O just got Bigger, dude, get it,
you big with your small brains. Big He's just you think this is bad?
Yeah, worse? Please God No, Well Big says, like Stone
Cold puts it, the bottom line is the bottom line, the bottom the
bottom line, the bottom line. There's nothing, well, there's nothing you
or Rick Flair can do about it. Well, Rick Flair comes out to
do something about it. Rick Players the owner of Raw by the way,
Consortium, the consortium. Yeah, we're partners Xbox. By the way.
This entire promo is wearing the cat. There's a fantastic moment where the hard
gams just big shed talking. The x fuck is standing right inside of it
all you can see he's that is so fucking funny. Man. I love
Xbox. I think well work Players out here. There's a big sign that
says, who, I don't know why forever people put an h in WU
I don't understand. Yeah, that's a word. Well, work Flair says,
Is that what this is all about? Is that why you're out here
crying because you weren't at WrestleMania. He says, if I was as big
as you. I wish I was. I wish I was as tall as
you. I wish I had the gifts God gave you. But I'm a
sixteen TI world champion. I didn't want to cry. I want to work
my ass off. And if you've got a problem with your position on Raw,
then look in A seven foot mirror is fucking funny. As far as
the nw O goes, well, I apologize guys. Last week I counted
what I saw, But you know what, if you don't like it,
that's tough ship. Oh they were cursing a lot in this episode. They
were Yeah, hul Cogan is unbelievable recorded he definitely didn't think it was lived.
Says I like Boston and I don't like you guys at all. Wow.
Love Stone Cold. Yeah, Big show is big and I hate them,
and I hate the nb O and I love Stone Cold, Steve Boston.
Everybody here is so fucking stilted. It's awful. And as much as
brands on Austin should have uh you know all you know, have you all
alone? That's not gonna happ They're gonna have the three of you. I
don't know why Flair kept like this whole time, kept cutting himself on by
going off, by going because he forgot who was in the match, maybe
always what it was. He Shaw Austin me in me for the nWo versus
Bradshaw the Nature Boy whoo, and Stone called Steve Austin Woo, and Scott
Hall gets on the mic and says, here you go. Yeah, well,
he says, let me get this right, Flair, that's your big
news. That's your surprise. I don't remember him coming out here saying he
had a surprise, But no, he didn't. He did not. And
also, by the way, not a surprise. It was already announced that
the show shown. It was last week. They probably anounced it, yea.
It was announced with graphic and they talked about the whole show, and
Rick Flair said, I do not know what I run this. I don't
know. And Scott Hall is unbelievably drunk here, so I can't really blame
he's just a little sleepy. Okay, fair enough. Well, Hall says,
the NBO has a surprise for you and all of you, and it's
going to happen in this very ring and it's going to change the history of
this company forever. Yeah, I don't fucking think so your history gets changed
right after this night. You are history past stripper Shirt which is tremendous,
by the way, and great theme song n w O by the way.
They all have their own traits. Oh big show, he's hungry, Scott
Hall he's sleepy, and Xbox is on fire. They have to add more.
I guess. Well, we have William Regal versus Spike Dudley up next
European title on the line. So Spike retained the European title Insurrection. Yeah,
we had a great time there. Yeah, nothing bad happened. Yeah,
not at all. Let's not fucking talk about that. And yeah,
Jared says, we were in mister Regal's home country and we had a great
time in Insurrection. And I don't know why. I understand that he just
is there to be a fucking soundboard. But Jr. Says we had a
great time in Insurrection, and law are just I don't know where it goes.
Ah. So Spike tweaked his ankle in the match. That was the
match story. He went for a Dudley dog and got countered and he landed
on his ankle and he got fucked up after Yeah, and Regal attacked him
from behind get some heat. Spike actually ended up rolling Regal up to retain
the title. Insurrection retain the title in England over Regal, and then Regal
used the power of the punch and beat the ship out of him. What
a great gimmick, dude, It's gotta be one of the best gimmicks ever.
Yeah. Man, the Chris Hero loaded elbow pad. Yeah, the
Sean Spears loaded glove. Oh my god. These are all tremendous, all
based as ship. Dude. There was one Raven tried to get over loading
up the boot. I don't know if you guys saw that, but he
would like he would stomp the like the toe of his boot repeatedly into the
mat and then kick you in the head to make it, like I guess
in his head, and he thought that makes it harder. And he's like
that, oh it does too, I think it does. Yeah, but
like he was like, I did not I remember it though. Yeah.
It's like the power of the punch is like the guitar, dude, it
is. When they did the gimmick, whre like he would have to like
hide it in different spots, like hiding his knee pad or he hide it
like up his ass, or would check it before the match and then you
can still have it somehow. He would get one the kurt and they take
it back. Yeah, that was awesome, like real breast nuts instead of
like the tape they use. They did tape for a while for breast nucks.
I forgot about the tape ones he had had real nous. It was
awesome. Yeah. I love the random items too, like here's a roll
of quarters and now punch someone in the head with it. Having a store.
Here's a big piece of paper. That's one of my favorite ones.
Huge. It's a water bottle out of this, dude, I love Yeah,
I love gimmicks like that, especially when it comes to weekly television stuff,
like I think that's like, yeah, place for that kind of stuff.
So Spike is still hurt from that match. Of course, his his
ankle still hurts. I'm sure taking the plane ride home didn't make it any
better. What are you trying to say. I'm trying to say that that
plane ride was probably the worst experience of Spike's line. No, it's fine,
dude, it was just you know, fucking curn heading ankle picking him
for an hour. So William Regal cuts a promo and says that, uh
he says that Spike signed on for a title match before he was hurt.
Okay, that's how is that possible? So they had already agreed to a
title match on Raw before their title match at a pay per view. He
must have said, like, if either way, we'll just face again.
But like, yeah, it's dumb either way. I need to get this
out of my head. If they had opened the door on the airplane,
Spike Dudley would have been probably the first guy they threw out him. I
don't know, it just feels right to me. Who else would have to
go? Ship? I don't know. Jerry Leller off right now, he'd
be the first one to go. We gotta take Jerry leller out now,
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. I don't know how they fucking did
that. So, yeah, you're right, and uh no, this ship's
dumb. Anyways, Yeah, I thought that was stupid. You could just
not said that. I should have ever said that, But I guess like
they had to have a reason for him, Like he's injured, so why
is he wrestling? He has heart? He has heart, and he refused
he wants to defend this title. His title means a lot to him.
No, shut up, Johnny, that makes sorry. So Regal then calls
this dude like a nighthawk or something. Okay, I thought I wrote shite
dog, I don't show, yeah, he said British slang. Of course.
He said, if you know, I'm gonna give you a chance to
forfeit this match because if you don't, you miserable little toe rag, the
thrashing I give to you this past weekend will seem like I walk in the
Bundy Park sunshine. Do you understand me? You foul for the disgusting little
shite dok. So Spike says, you know, maybe I am a knight.
That says, maybe you're right, man, maybe I should just drop
the bell. Eggle hurts. I'm really injured. But then he just punches
Regal. Yeah, he punches him in the head. Uh, European title
on the line. Just to surprise of none, William Regal immediately attacks his
ankle, body slams him legs first into the ropes, and then puts him
in a single like Boston Crab and steps on his fucking head. Dude,
This is like Spike Dudley is almost twelve to six. This is crazy looking
and like Spike taps out, why the fuck didn't you just say win the
title on your because fucking w F is always like that, I guess,
So yeah, this is things are different. Yeah, get the e,
get entertained, buzzy filled, the single leg is crazy. Step on his
head. Yeah, he stepped on his head, dude. I love wrestling
like this where it's like, oh, my leg hurts, and then in
forty five seconds he attacks your legs and then stands on your head. Shucks,
how the fuck did this happen to me? So? Yeah, out
of a plane, dude, he's going out here. Yeah, so man
Regals in a European champ. He throws off the Nigel McGuinness. That was
crazy, d he does. Then he waves like Bautista. I love that
is all time it is. Regal takes the mic and he says, I
would like to take a moment from my victory to declare myself as the greatest
European champion of all time. And Josh says, my granny used to say
self brag half scandal. And while that says what, I still don't know
what that means and what is a shine dog, give me one of them,
and what do you prompts tell us what the fuck this freak said?
So, Regal attacks Spike on the ramp after the match and then locks him
in the single crab. Dude, everything that happens here had be fucking cracking
up laughing in show shute. It's unbelievable. The reps try to help Spike
in the bag, Regal glombs on from mind and takes his leg out.
Then he drags Spike by his ankle all the way back to the ring.
He throws him the ring and then puts him with a twelve to six single
leg and then all of a sudden, fucking Delo Brown shows up. Absolutely
at all it was. I was like, what year are we in that
no one gives a fuck about? Dela? I said, it's only two,
What the fuck? Yeah, it wasn't even the King of Europe or
something too. He was, but we're not in Europe anymore. Yeah,
Delo comes out, he make the save, hits fucking Regal with the sky
high and no one cares. What. Yeah, I am surprised of the
antipop. I said, damn man, yes, fucking crazy. That sucks.
Do we go backstage, Ray Flairs with Arn Anderson. Yeah, Flare's
taking his knee pas in his boots out of his gear bag. Arn Anderson
in striped shirt as usual, and uh, I thought arn Anderson looked good
here, always thought he looked good in the He did look good. He
just fucking never wrestled here for some reason because his neck was ship was all
fucked. Yeah, well come on now, Spike Dudley just wrestled with a
broken ankle. Ryan Danerson wrestled Okada forty times or something. Shabana had his
brain taking out. D I mean, what come on now? Well,
Flair says, did I hear the nWo go out there on my show and
say they got a surprise? Dude, who has the fucking surprises around here?
Man? I guess so well, Flair says, well, I'm Rick
Flair. Rick Flair says, I'm Rick Flair. He's right, he nailed
it. And if there's any surprises to night, I want to know about
it. I'm going to their dressing room. And Arn says, you're the
boss, and Whiler says, what keep saying? What? Arn Anderson is
the best Arn Anderson poses ever. We get the arms cross Arn Anderson hands
on hips, hands on hips, his nuts and huge so good here man
stripes making look even bigger. Yeah, he's he's it's a wrestlers. Wrestler
man here. I like it. And his last match had David Flair in
it. I mean, you know, and and David Flair could have been
a big deal. And Arison should have went to the x w F.
Dude, wow brand He should have beaten Greg Hamer half to death in the
hallway. He should have beaten Greg with hammers. Big wiggled his ans.
Yeah, me and the rest of the four are going to kill you.
Oh my god, hams. That's awesome, only with oh my god,
J J. Dillon's should totally and only got the hammers. All right,
So we got to a pre tape. Dude, this is a legend.
Is awesome. Yeah, yeah, this is unbelievable. But the t walks
into seven eleven. It says, oh they havn is that the bee?
This is the cleanest seven eleven in America I've ever seen. Had to classify
because in Japan they're awesome and they had all the cups and all the slurpery
machines were working and like, yeah, everything happens anywhere. Yeah. Who
yeah, booker says, glad the coast is clear. Finally, he goes
up to the cashier. He says, yo, dog, you've seen this
gold freak coming here. Man, but it's gonna be all week. Man
can't get rid of them. The cashier says, no, I think I
r s it looks what I thought. I swear I thought the same thing
too. I didn't write it down, but in my was like, is
this I looked? I be honest, Yeah, he says, I think
I remember if I if I saw him, and the booker says, yeah,
you would, wouldn't you. Where are your slurpies? A dog?
Yeah, I gotta get my good luck pre ritual slurpy on the word,
I gotta get my good luck pre ritual slurpy on. Yeah, it's all
good. And he walks up to the cot and says, man, what
is this? And there's this kids there. He says, yo, what's
up kid? All the booker t cups, y'all looking for one get out
of here? Yeah, here's the kids away. He's looking at the cups
and he is looking through the coddies says, hearties, RVD the rock you
all sold out of the Booker T cups are what he yelled at the across
the storm. He's on book t cumps. All this stuff is w w
F branded on it. By the way, bad Time Sury machine does too.
Yeah, yeah, you're right. Well, this is the nicest slurpy
machine I have ever fucking seen ever. He gets it the slurpy and a
record time. By the way, this no extra juice or nothing, is
full slurp. The co I said, wow, that's unbelievable. That's some
two thousand and two ship. Because that shit it does not work like that.
No, no, it does not. You're getting a lot of the
Rocket League slurpy. You're getting Drip City. Bitch, you're not. You're
gonna half. He sees an RVD like Standy there, and he starts talking
to him. He says, rv D, you looking real tough right now.
Huh. We'll be looking real tough when I'm kicking your punk ass.
And he tries to make the rv D Standy flinch and he says, don't
be scared. I love he's the best. He starts drinking the st He
says, man, that's good, and he walks up in the line.
He says, yo, you're a line dog, and then gold dust gold
dust wearing I believe New York Knicks jersey backwards. Visor a pair of headphones
around his neck with gold chain, turns around. He goes, and Booker
looks up in the faces all hell, no, man, I'm calling the
police. God that say no, no, please wait. I'm sorry,
listen, I'm sorry for the elaborate disguise, but this is the only one
I could talk to you. I followed you from your hotel. Booker says,
follow me, and go To says, yes, I'm sorry about last
week. He says, We'll never happen again. And if only you and
I remained a team. But tonight you're you're with Eddie Guerrero. You know
what gives Booker looks him right in the face, says, hey, man,
you're some kind of freak. You're some kind of creep, and I
don't like it. Man standing here with a hot dog in his mustard on
it. If they're in line, they did not get out of line here.
Go To says, I'm not a creep. It's just all about mind
games, book you know, psychological that's what makes us undefeated now. You
know, let's go talk things through, and Booker starts to you know,
he's with it. He says, you know, you might be right,
but let's talk about it later. I gotta go, and Golda says,
wait, one more thing. He gets a real close to him. He
says, if you would just allow me to have a drink of your slurpy,
I'll give you a bite of my wierd it's over between us. Book
Wait, come on, dude, And then he takes the biggest bite of
this fucking hot dog. Just unbelievable. No mustard on the lip either.
That's hard. No, yeah, that's that's crazy, dude. To hinge
the jaw shagged. Booker T and gold Dust is like one of my favorite
teams ever. Man, How good is it? I don't give a funk
about the matches. I'll be honest. I remember every bagstage seg they ever
had. Yeah, me too, man, They're all legendary. Booker T
is good at just fucking talking, like I'm not even like he's not even
funny. No, he's just funny. He just talks and he's a funny
dude. And how he doesn't like break because these are hilarious. I wonder
how he takes. This took probably for Booker just won. He seemed like
a one take. Yeah, because I mean like you had to do a
lot. There's no cutting. You'll walk around here and then do this and
then walk back over here. Gold dust on one shot the whole time.
Yeah, it's elaborate disguise. So it shows a pre tape here. It
shows uh, Insurrection, Brock, Lesnar and Sean Staysiac we're teaming up.
Is that right? It's fucking crazy, Yes, that's right. That is
England's finest team. His name is Planet Staysy a Planet Stay planets Daisy,
that's Planet stays They can call him that they call his name is from Planet
Says. It was like dedicated to call that is this is plans Staysia.
That was his fucking angle probably, But yeah, Insurrection, he was team.
He meant the team with Brock against the Harty's, and backstage Hayman is
fucking running him down, saying stand on the apron and let Brock do all
the work, stay the ring and stay on Planet Staisiac. Well, Planet
Staysiac ran down to the ring style. Yeah, blew by Haymon got the
match and then lost the match, and then after the match, brock Spine
busted in the hell and then ran or did a victory lap power bomb to
him, which is fucking crazy looking. It's in the game, my god.
Yeah, dude, like that's not even like a spinning dude, victory
running around is such a good way to call that. By the way,
it wasn't a spin. He ran and stopped him. Yeah, Seans,
could you imagine being Sean stays? All Right, So here's what we're gonna
do here. You're gonna fly to Europe. Brocol Is just gonna beat the
dog shouty. You're gonna fly back and broccoln is gonna beat the dog shouty.
You you go with that. That's fucking fine. I'm about to rat
out everybody about Yeah, I'm gonna be a little bit about this. I
couldn't imagine being Sean says, but I could imagine being Planet Staisiac, which
is what he is. That's his that's where he's from Earth, that's whatever.
Yeah, So Lesnar is doing pull ups and Paul Hayman says it's time
to take Planet Stasiac down to Earth. Yeah, he's like doing pull ups
on like an emergency ladder. This is fund up. I remember Planet staysiac.
I don't know why because it was in the games. Yeah, I
think you're shut your mouth. You go up to him, and he was
just fucking insane with the hair risp. Yeah, he had to give a
run and then get thrown out immediately over the top of the rock all the
time. Yeah, you also know he was meet in the w w F.
You said this was Planet Stay Yeah, all the same guy different Yeah.
Yeah, he should get d with a victory lap power bomb. Did
you know that? You know meats finisher was the meat grinder? Oh my
god, what's that? It was, mister perfect. It was a reverse
d d T. It was a scorpions. You're right. He was the
mecca of manhood. Remember that fucking Stacey Keebler. That's awesome. He had
a kid and it was all eight buttons. I forgot about his stroller.
It's a little BioShock. Awesome. Well, good gimmick, by the way,
I love it. He always had great gimmicks. He always like,
is he like a physical therapist now or something? He's like a chiropractory or
something something like that. Yeah, that's a that's a good profession man.
Yeah, we should bring in Planet Stasiac. Could you imagine Plant Stasia backstage
at dp W shows. Just crack this one's neck a little more, take
them to planet says Yet say this kind of take Chris stage at the plant
stage. Whatever it takes. Ring Dinger is college. I'm sorry, you
know what that is, right, the ring it's the gimmick you wrap.
They wrap it around like your neck, like you're under your chin, and
they just pull the ship out of it behind you. They to kill you
entre spine. Yeah, so you can probably do that the same position,
just around the cock of balls. Dude, I that's is. Yeah.
You go in there, let me get the ring Dinger. He just kills
you on the spot. Fu friending. It's the scariest thing you've ever seen
in my life. I'm gonna wrap this time in necke pull as hard as
I can. No way, no fucking way, unbelievable. Yeah. So
Rick Flair finds an A p A hat in the n WO locker room.
So Rick Clerk goes into the nWo locker room and he's just throwing it around,
which is fucking just mean. And then he's he's saying, what the
hell is everybody? What's going on around here? He's just an old man.
Yeah, he's crazy. Then he trips over something and finds an A
p A hat on the floor, and Flair says, an ap A hat
in the n w O dressing room. That doesn't work, and he leaves.
He's talking to himself. He's a old old man. They must have
replayed that in pro bowls like forever, because I remember that A P A
hat in the locker room. What's going on? You might be the only
guy that remembers that part. Yeah, it was insane. Well, Undertaker
arrives on his motorcycle. Dude, Undertaker looking unbelievable here in trench coat and
beanie. He's on a motorcycle and he stops the motorcycle and he tells security
man to watch his bike, and he says, I won't be long.
The security man looks a lot like Doug Bajam. I'm not too sure if
it was or not, but it looks like him. Oh maybe. In
the background, you can see the nWo talking near the parking lot entrance.
Sadly Xbox not in Kane mask at this time. Yeah, what the fuck?
He should have kept it on. I agree. Well, now it's
time for Sean Stasia versus brock Lesnar. I watched the different match, I
guess because I watched Planets. That's brock Lesner is. Yeah, but he
also wrestles as the mad plan he is and he's named after the planet I
think he is the planet. That's pretty sick. Planet Staysyac is one of
the craziest looking fucking people in the entire fucking world. This is this is
why I love this guy. Like only in wrestling I ever see this dude.
Like there's no nothing else I tuned into ever in my life I see
this guy. You know what I mean, A ring Dinger guy. He
looks like a fucking lobster man. He is unbelievable looking. He's so he's
got the spiked hair, the hair, he's got the super cuts lift on
the hair. Dude. This is like, this is what the peak male
performance is, Like, I mean, like, what is the logo on
his tights? Is that like how you get the planet stays? That's COVID
nineteen. Holy shit, that's that's where the planet is. That's fair.
That's fucked up looking dude, ring ding This the looking guy comes out of
here. He looks like he just got hit by a bolt of lightning.
His hair is touching the ceiling. He is so fucking red he is.
He is red as fuck. He comes out here blue Boop. That's a
song. It is a great song, but it was a bagger of a
song live. Look at this guy, This, this and only this guy
could be a pro wrestler like you kid. I guess he could. I
guess he could be a chipractor. But I mean need more motherfuckers than look
like this. Look at him guy, he walks out on live television,
blue Boo Boop, looking fucking insane. He's fucking Zoidberg. This is also
wasn't Zoidberg a doctor too? He was crazy fucking guy. Yeah, he
comes out here. He doesn't get into the ring. He just waits at
the apron, like pasting around, and then a jackhammer goes off, which
signals for him to get into the ring. What what was that Brox intro
or is that part of Brox Thieves? I remember, I remember like for
like a month or two months straight, they just kept changing the intro of
the Brocks theme because they didn't like it. Because this song is good.
I like a song. Yeah, but they had different intros too, So
the jack camer one was for like, what what the funk else did he
have? Goddamn a wrecking? What the else you do with this guy?
There is what it's called the enforces? Ude? Is there really jack camer
intro? Dude? No wonder why this fucking guy got Goldberg chance in this
match by the way he comes out with a jackcammer. You're right, what
then doesn't this guy? In my mind, I thought that was the end
of Staisy song, but I guess it was the beginning of Brock. That's
like, that's his full interesting he does and then if the jackhammer goes off
and that's his signal, it's the end of the entrance. Oh, that
would be the worst intro to. That's like glass shatter if Uncle came out
to Yeah, dude, it's like the most fucked up, back to back
things in a row, fucked up match I've ever seen in my life out
here and then twenty three year old just mutant human being Brock left and bursting
at the seams placed on planeted stays yet then round Paul Hayman with the scarlet
perfect world shot. Staysacker Brock Lester are both played Stays yet like he recruited
to live on Bladed Stays yet Yeah, because he needs a construction worker.
Yeah, he needs someone's gonna build the buildings. He has the perfect song.
They're awesome. Look, this is like my favorite. I think that
I think I like this Lesder song bar the construction work in No, I
think that should have been in the game with the Jackamer intro ja. It
just crazy, like scared him into the ring you did. That's the first
time I've ever heard this. Yeah, this theme as hard as ship.
This Brock went like, it makes someone way more intimidating. Yeah, So
Lester jumps up on the apron and Sean Stasia tries to rush at him,
but it doesn't work. Seeing Stasiac and brock Lesler the most tan man alive
and then the most not man at all, it is like, really fucking
me up, dude, It's crazy. So Brock dog walks this dude,
it's his spine Buster. Hayman's like begging him not to pin him. He's
like, all right, guy, dude. There was something that Brock did
in this I wish he would have kept in his repertoire. He does a
drop toll hold, which I was like, that's fucking weird, but then
he back mounts Planet Staisy I can hammer fish them in the back of the
head, repeated, this guy was a fucking monster crowded Channing Goldberg. By
the way, this is for a good portion of this match. I don't
oh, is that where they're changing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Channing Zoidberg. Yeah, he hits the fucking F five, which isn't
called that yet, it's just oh, my god, checked out. He
pins him with the foot on the chest, yes, and then plants Daisy.
I got his face backstage, he said, don't you ever do that
again. You try to embarrass me out there, my Planet, stay easy.
Yet, you know my dad's watching. My dad was staying, So
you go backstage. Undertaker is walking. Commentary is like, what is Undertaker
looking for? He's very obviously walking towards the parking lot where the stage chand
is in the scene, but before he gets to the bike, he's definitely
like looking too soon for the bike, like at the wall, which where
he didn't leave it. I don't know. It was very strange, but
it doesn't make much sense why he just left the bike and now he's walking
back to the bike. But we didn't see him. You know. It
had to be taking a big as ship. And look at Tristrats picture right,
yeah, yeah, he finds the stage. Yeah you're right, yeah,
Doug Badger and he says, come here, and he grips him up
and he says, where's my bike? And Taker says he took it.
Sorry. The guy says he took it, and Taker guzzles him. He
said, who took my motorcycle? And the guy says hulk. Hogan says,
he says houlg Hogan takes a get out of here. Taker starts to
get real pissed off, and he's rubbing his face Can Anderson's style, and
he's looking around due this fucking stage hand. He says, get out of
here. The stage hand. Zero to six. He's sort of sprinting in
full speed. He's out of here. Bro out the left hand side.
It's so funny that camera gets the whole gone. Last week, Undertaker took
off ho Cogan's belt in the ring and then beat the ship out of him
with it and left him bleeding and then drop him unisputed title on him.
The uh, the the fucking Like using the buckle as a weapon is awesome.
Yeah, what were we talking about recently? Like using that? Did
we it was? It wasn't the belt buckle. It was like, uh
putting something. Oh it was the W keychain. Oh my god, the
fucking frank one. Yeah. So there's like a DPW keychain and it's like
super sharp because the logo is sharp and like you could put the top of
the P or D in between your knuckles and like, fuck you up,
I have it. Yeah, I'm gonna try it out. Yeah you could.
You never know who though. Yeah, dude, Taker like puts his
fist inside the belt buckle and uses it to bust Hogan open. It was
sweet. Tak Her, by the way, was attacking Hogan here during Hogan's
match with William Regal on Raw Yeah you know in there. Yeah, I
mean, like that's That's like one of the things I guess I really liked
about this era of wrestling, and like random ship could happen on SmackDown as
they had the limited rosters and like guys were gonna work each other either way.
Like you know, Matt Hardy was working r It actually worked for his
character and got him over. It was interesting too. Yeah, I mean,
not that I ever thought that Regal would beat him, but like you
know, seeing them interact a school, it makes you know, everyone seem
important. Shit, he could have just hit him with the power of the
punch, Dude, that would have rocked Hogan. I'm not telling that though,
brother, Dude, that would be nuts. He just stands up.
He starts talking up figure way in front of him. What are you doing
he's shoot hitting him? Yeah, so Undertaker's music hits here, and uh,
you see the bike on the stage. Yeah, dude, Roland,
which is awesome, that on the peacock and still plays it. Yeah,
I agree. And you see the bike on the stage, but that's not
Undertaker, or maybe it is, Dude, that's all again my shit.
He stole the drives out on the stage of Taker's bike. He's doing the
ear taunt on the bike rolland is playing. Hogan drives down around. He
just does Taker's full entrance here. He used to ride one hundred of these,
brother Puma. Not only does he do Taker's full bike entrance here,
then he gets into the ring. Roland is still playing the whole time,
and Hogan does the ear taunt each side. He's posing, he's milking this
shit. Creat Hey ladies, hey fellas in the people, they don't give
a fuck. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Theatrics to live.
This kid is like, that's crazy. Hogan's shit, man, he
does the Yeah, it's I'm like, this is fucking crazy what I'm looking
at right now? Here's milking this unbelievable. Where the fuck is the undisputed
belt? Maybe he couldn't bring it, he'd like, oh, you know
what, I don't know because it's not he was gonna fight take her.
He could have just wore it on the belt, right, you're the champion?
Yeah, yeah, where's the belt? That is fucking weird. I
didn't changing the the f to maybe. I don't know me? Do we?
I get well, we see the European title though, don't we?
Yeah? Remember I don't have no idea. Yeah, well, Hulk Cogan
calls out the Undertaker, not before Hogan bounces his titties and Lula goes,
whoa why does he do that? Because he's the strongest man that's ever lived.
That's what they do a Metallica. That's true, dude, Yeah,
that's right. Seeking destroid. Dude, I don't say that, do you
have we ever talked about a. Hogan and Mike to A have the same
lips. They they do the same lip thing. Oh oh yeah, yeah,
yeah he does when he stroked, when Hogan strugging his food, Manchu,
he does it. Yeah, but Mike Ta does it too, is
crazy though. Legendary Hall of Fame Tanase is like he's judging Hogan's thinking.
Yeah, he's thinking hard about what he wants to say, or the stinker,
whichever one that's true. Well, Hogan says, you know something,
maniacs. Last week, the Undertaker was flapping his gums and he said,
the more things change, the more they say the same. Well, take
her, how would you like to experience firsthand how I've changed since the last
time we were in the ring to each other. Brother, I don't know
if it was he talking about when he won the title or what a shaker
brooke his head when tak Her beat this ship out. Drop the belt on.
You know you heard me, You heard my vertebrae on that tube.
Brother, forget that ship, brother, fucking way, dude, I'll take
the last ride. You know, we know you don't care much about anything
or anybody, dude, but I have one thing you do care about,
Bro, and Bro Bro is fucking nuts. I was like what. So
Hogan gets out of the ring and he he walks towards Taker's bike, and
he says, well, you know something made e X, I got something
that belongs to the Undertaker. So the way I see a Taker, he
gets on the bike. If you want this damn bike so bad, while
you bring your bad ass out here and take it from me, dude,
He gets on the bike, Like I said, he looks at the stage,
why dare you take her? Well? Taker's music hits, rolling fucking
hits again, and fucking trench go Beanie Shirtman walks down and tak her angrily
rolling playing, walking back and forth on the stage, rubbing his beard,
picking his nose, and the fucking music stops, and he says, Taker,
Oh no, he said Taker, Sorry, Taker says from says Hogan.
Now I know you ride bikes, so Gore's brother. Yeah, No,
one's got a bigger hog than me too. I started that group,
so I know you know better than this. You don't touch another man's motorcycle.
Now I'm gonna shoot straight with you. I'm already planning on giving you
the beating of a lifetime a judgment day, So before you do something really
stupid, I think there's something you might want to know. I've sent people
to the hospital for given my motorcycle. Funny, Look, I fucked the
ship out of this bike. Does Undertaker fuck his bike? Yes? He
does? What? So I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I
know you're probably not in the right set of mind after what happened last week.
So I'm gonna give you one opportunity to get your ass off my motorcycle,
and if you don't, I will walk down that ramp and kick your
teeth. And Hoogan says, blah blah blah blah blah, you know something
to take her? Are you actually are you actually the guy the right guy?
Are you actually gonna do something? Or are you actually going to stand
up there like the bitch there you are? Oh shit, dude, Hogan.
Hogan dropped bitch and said, damn, I might as well keep going.
Yeah, dude, how about I bring the buck up there to you?
Brother. So Hogan turns the bike on he starts revving it up room.
This is crazy because he rides bikes with the Hell's Angels. He invented
the Hell's Angels into this day, stole a cut carrying Remember this is not
stolen dollary. He starts to he revs it up her Room BA, and
then it stalls out and you can hear the crowd go. So Hogan starts
up again ROOMA and he's driving up the Rampany starts going and then it stalls
out again and the crowd goes, dude, let's go on here. You
gotta give it to the camera crew here. They never cut back to Hogan.
As long as the bike stalled out, they showed Taker. The camera
STA stays on Taker as you could hear Hogan revving up this motorcycle behind run
and Taker is just like trying to pretend like he's scared that this bike is
coming towards him. And then they the bike stalls out one more time in
the middle of the ramp, so Hogan gets off the bike and tries his
He starts running up. After struggling to run, He's like, but he
had to do something, and then they cut back the commentary j R.
And Lall are staring at the ramp, concerned, not sure what to do
Josh Hoga's coming back to the bike. Then you hear Lawler Verbatim says,
oh, now what I have no idea this bike didn't work. This whole
retape or whatever would have been blown crazy, dude, it would have been
fucked up. Oh my god, would they have done I don't even fucking
know. Yeah, they could have just they could have cut to Jerry and
and just said just said, oh, he's leaving on the bike or something,
because that's what they would have had exactly. Yeah. Right. You
hear the ship revving up still while j R. And Lawler are trying to
explain what's going on, and like, oh, well, I guess you
know, fucking undertakers running away out of Chucks. Yeah, revving the ship
out of it, and then we go up. We finally see Hogan driving
it up the ramp finally and driving it to the fucking back unbelievable. And
then Jerry Lawler says, can we can we get a camera? Bass?
Where were they? We fucking are now backstage. Hogan is driving the motorcycle
through the backstage. Areat hat? Yeah, the glasses with the jacket.
If this is a pre tape, just a completely different album. Is it
a full get up? The same one that he gets dragged in? Yeah,
awesome, I forgot we did that one too. Hogan driving through the
backstage and he stops the bike. He looks around and he says, where
are you, you son of a bit? Then he drives around a corner,
stops and he's yelling at the top of his lungs, take her,
where are you? Piece of ship? Taker? Come out, you piece
of crab? What Hogan is this? This is crazy? Yeah. Then
at one point he he he goes around the corner, stops, he yells
about Taker being a piece of ship. Then he starts backing the bike up
and almost drives directly into a wall. He has to do a three point
turn. He drives down the hallway that he came back by. He's going
so fucking quick, under Taker go so quickly. Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I guess he just would take a piss or. So he's
probably in the end of the ship a Pa Locker Ruby. Yeah, maybe
you're right. He's hanging out with x POC's cane. That's my dudecane.
What's going on, Steve little little x bot cane? That is Steve it's
the prophecy fulfilled. We are in the universe or something. That's what we
gotta do, Bro, we gotta do taker and under undertaker in X Pocket's
case, and that's the brothers. That's right. Yeah, it goes to
commercial because Hogan ends up parking in the back. He's he's off his bike.
He's eyeing up an eighteen wheeler and then looking at the bike, and
Hogan says, take her, come out here and get your ass kicked.
I'm gonna destroy that piece of ship, talking about the bike, of course.
So Hogan climbs up into the seat of the eighteen wheeler, which is
a sight to be seen on its own, because he's just his legs are
fucked. He's just like trying to climb up into the seat of his eighteen
wheeler. He turns around, he yells beggar. Then he closes the door,
turns the eighteen wheeler on, then has out the window. I don't
know the keys were in it. I guess keeps the keys are in the
seat and it's like a skeleton bikes and Skelton all vehicles ever. That's fair.
So yeah, he's he now is hanging out the window of the eighteen
wheeler. Take her. This is it, boy, get your ass kicked,
or I'm gonna destroy your bike. So he's he starts revving up the
engine of the eighteen wheeler. He's about to dry and go forward and run
over this bike. We go to commercial, we come back from commercial.
Undertaker is still sorry. Togan is still sitting in the eighteen wheeler. He
has not moved, not ran over the bike, and no one has stopped
him. So now Hogan has pissed. He says, I'm gonna kick your
motorcycles ass. That's what he fucking says. I kick your motorcycles ass.
That's it. Taker. If this don't pitch off, you have no balls.
Undertaker is like stuck in the bathroom Johnny fucking crazy ship going off like
the biggest bitch in the world here like not doing Eddie thinking Hogi's just saying
all this, dude to back. He said, where am I? James,
You're right, because we don't see Taker for a while, he doesn't
know this happens. Yeah, he completely misses it. He must have not
heard the eighteen wheeler going greaming, okay, screaming, Taker, I wanna
fucking take your ash you bitch. Togan then runs over the fucking motorcycle big
style. Then he climbs out of the truck and is still just mumbling under
his breath about Undertaker. He walks up to the bike and says, you're
a dead man. Take her. This is this is maybe Like we've watched
a lot of insane Undertaker segments. This might be one of the most crazy
things I've ever seen Hulko can do on this fucking show. This is maybe
the most unhinged he's ever been. Yeah, not to mention Holgan's the baby
face. He he's the good guy. You piece of ship, bitch,
don't stop. Yeah, wow. And Taker just doesn't do it. He
doesn't know any of this is going on. Ship Like, Yeah, he's
gotta do it. I mean, I hear him. I mean like,
here's this way. She's a hand. Uh. You gotta have another bike,
you know what I mean? Like he's got Yeah, that's true.
You know, hook you could probably get you four of them. He's what
the hell's angels? Dude, Dude. He sponsored by Harley Davidson. Dude,
Harley's my boy Davids the official bike of the Squirt Circle. Dude of
course, brother, So raw is brought to you by Stacker to Slim Gym
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or whatever it was. Yeah. Sure, we used to do frozen dinners
so often, like I used to Hungry Man. It's like crazy, dude,
they were good when I was a kid, kid too. What was
the other one, lean cuisine or something shit, yeah cuisine. Yeah,
I lived off of frozen dinners and ship. I thought that ship was awesome.
Give me that brownie. The corny they probably are, I mean,
I mean I might just be a piece of ship, but I thought they
were good. Yeah. I was rocking that ship that and I kind of
want to get some now. What was that chef boy r d was awesome.
Oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was sweet to respect
the chef dude. Hungry Man's were dope, hungry Man's and then watching TV
on the CRT in the front with the Yeah that ship was awesome like that.
None of that exists anymore. No, that's not a fucking thing.
No, the the Salisbury steak thing, that's the only type of every soul
was a hungry bed. I never had any this Salisbury dude, really dude
in the South Salisbury steaks like a big that's like a thing down now.
I only headed the hungry bed. I never had it. Like. I
love that too, Tony. I thought that. I thought the Susbury's dick
was probably the best one. I like the chicken one too, I guess.
But that was good. That was special, like a dex big big
fat one or so there's like a double damn you gonna come back to me.
No, they did excel get the big ones, the big exl oh
ship. Okay, yeah they used to be like that was a big fucking
deal. Frozen TV dinners were a big deal. I mean they still exist.
I just yeah, but they're definitely not. I don't think like people
with them they probably just get door Dash or whatever. Sure you're not kidding
about Yeah. I eat some of those devour joints nowadays. Are they always
are very good? Yeah? Yeah, the mac and cheese ones or whatever.
But like Costco and get like mac and cheese boxes like a millionaire for
like ten bucks. Yeah, so it's pretty cool. We go to r
v D and Jeff Hardy versus Booker T and Eddie Guerrero. Yeah, man,
Obviously Booker T is his teaming with Eddie. I'm guessing Eddie has issue
with Yeah, Eddie has issue with one of the other men in this match
because Booker. I'm guessing it's Jeff already, because Booker is feuding with rv
D. Yeah, and then what piss off gold Dust of course. So
yeah, Eddie, I see Champion Jr. Says they're going to Raleigh,
North Carolina here soon. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't go to the
Raleigh shows. When I was younger. I went to uh CHARLISTA to Virginia.
Oh really, wow, okay, I'd go to the Norfolk, Virginia
show. Oh sure, okay, Sure. I looked at w W E
Vincent Raleigh, and I guess they're running one this upcoming Monday whenever this shows
Ship. Oh well, oh really like this day? Yeah yeah, yeah
it comes out. Oh Ship, you're gonna go this is on that show.
I can't attend. I hope the Miss does win. Tickets all ask
you know for them tickets, No, they're just too expensive. No,
like we can I could probably We'll just get you one, you know what
I mean. Yeah, that's that's a little too expensive for me. But
I do hope the Miss wins, and I hope that everyone that attends and
watches has a great Time's rv D uh and Jeff Hardy is the most base
tag team Hell yeah, I mean that is like, and they're finish in
this match is awesome. It is the coolest guys ever in two thousand and
two. They look they should be under Peter Champion together. They should together
late cool style, Yeah dude, yeah, just want the belts back up.
So rv D hits a spinning heel kick on Booker. Here, Jeff
gets a cool hot tag. All the ladies go fucking crazy. Every girl
in the building is screaming when Jeff Hardy gets tagged in. That's fucking crazy.
So Jeff gets a hot tag and all the ladies go crazy. Doesn't
matter because Booker T is still the coolest ude in the match. Booker T.
Yeah, Spinner Rudy too, That show is awesome. Spinner Rudy before
the pin, by the way, which is egregious. Isn't that fucking awesome?
Yeah? And then he goes and uh, he goes to pin them
and RVD breaks it up, and when he does, says, damn it.
Of course, dude, Rbady does a crazy monkey flipped eddie out of
the corner. Yeah he does. But first Jeff Hardy hits an Irish whip
d d T. That's right to get up. He's just going hot tag
Yeah, Irish d d T. Yeah. You could convince anybody at this
time that like rv D and Jeff Hardy are next up, Like like I
I they Yeah, I mean Jeff fucking runs into some problems here soon.
R v D like, okay, he doesn't run into problems til two thousand
and six, so I don't have no idea, same dude that he doesn't
get a belt till then elimination Chamber ruined his life. Yeah, well that's
you know what. It probably was ruined before that too, by the same
guy that the same guy didn't help any So yeah, Jeff Hardy then runs
in it hits a sit out stroke on Eddie Guerrero. Yeah that was awesome.
Yeah, that was insane. And then gold Dust attack to attack Eddie.
I think I think it's thrown out immediately. No, was he attacking
Jeff to help Booker. I think that's what it was. Right. He
tries to attack Jeff, but Jeff's side steps and throws him on the top.
To me, it looked like you ran in the ring and then immediately
got ship hand to do. Yeah, that definitely is what happened. But
yeah, but then, oh my god, so Eddie's laid out in the
ring, Jeff and RVD go to two different posts and then it's like an
earthquake. The crowd like almost shook this building to fucking down. How cool
this one? This is like a dream spot, like this is the ship
you do your action figures, you know, Yes, dude, this was
like spots that I was trying to do with my friends and fucking shut your
mouth. Yeah, this is the coolest shit ever. So Jeff is on
one corner, RvDs on the other. Jeff hits a swanton bomb on Eddie
and I swear to god, they didn't even wait a second. It was.
He hits the swanton bomb and RVD is in the air for the frog
splash. Yeah, and he hits it the long way. Dude. He
This has in so many Bumpmeister videos, like you know, the video wrestling
game. This spot is in especially of Rye two Ladders. Dude, this
is the coolest tag fin it. This should be stolen. It's just I
mean, it's just them doing their moves, but it's they did it in
such with such quickness, and like god, this is awesome. And they
win, Yeah, they win. Yeah. Not many times do you get
to see RVD and Jeff Hardy win an attag like that. So see it
happen, you know. No man, gold Dust is apologizing to uh to
Booker here after after the match because he fucked it up for them. I
guess I don't know how he sucked it up. He didn't really do any
he didn't do a goddamn thing. I'm gonna get Medieval Man. So they
go backstage. Coachman is with Terry Runnolds or just yes maybe I guess they
just say Terry, right, yeah. I always loved when people have like
the one name in this era for aw because the nameplate is mat and it's
just you're right, you think that's ever gonna be like, you know,
I imagine at some point, like looking back on errors with like socials and
ships like man, none of these sites really matter anymore. Isn't that weird
that the yeah? Yeah, so uh. This segment is dedicated to a
segment that we get here in a minute, which is the swimsuit competition.
Yeah, Coach says, Usually on raw we see you on the you know,
my end of the microphone, but that's not the case today. You
you challenge Molly to a swimsuit competition. Terry says, Yeah, Molly has
been calling us trashy and sleazy and slutty, and she did it to my
face and insurrection. You know, I prefer to be an interviewer, but
since she wants to call herself the most beautiful diva because she's pure and wholesome
and put me down because I'm proud of my body, I decided to challenge
her to a swimsuit contest. And we should let the people decide what they
like best. Pure and wholesome or these, and she takes like he undoes
a robe to coach and then Laala goes ah, did she say insurrection or
erection? Molly Holly says that she's a slut, So she challenges Molly Holly
to a swimsuit competence contact right now. Yeah you will because I called you
a slut. Weird, So we go backstage. Flair shows the APA hat
that he found in the nWo locker room to Art Anderson. Art says,
I have no idea what that is is. I says, you know,
double a, something's not right here. I go on the nWo dust room
and I find an APA hat. You know all that hooplat two weeks ago
since he saw bread. Yeah, nobody saw Bradshaw get attacked. We never
saw visual. How do we know Bradshaw's not doing something? You know,
I'm going to Bradshaw's dresser right now. You can't just keep fucking leave an
arn here and going to people dressing rooms. You can't. Yeah, all
right, whatever, you that's awesome, Please fuck off. That's what I
always thought, you know, I was thinking, like the nWo needs Bradshaw,
crazy dude, big show Bradshaw X fucking Scott Hall or or you know
Bradshaw smokes the cigars. N W love cigars. Oh my god, Bradshaw
is day drinking and smoking cigarettes. That's awesome. And you're right he definitely
loved hazing the boys. So now it's time for this swimsuit competition town Hall.
Oh my god, are you ready for this? Are you ready for
a swimsuit competition? Can you believe that Jerry Lawler is the judge for this?
No, I can't believe it. It's only in every game ever that
he is the guy for this bullshit. It's crazy that's in the game.
Yeah, it is, it's in few of them. Actually, yeah,
you're right. Here goes the pain one is like super serious too, which
is funny. Yeah, Like I get pissed when I fucking don't win that
one. That's a serious matter. Well, Lola says, you my friends
are gonna be the you know, the judges. You're judge the winner.
Let's get the competitors out here. How about a nice Hertford welcome for Terry.
Come on, bring out those puppies. Oh yeah, well she does.
Terry gets in the ring and Lass says, I'm praying that's the thong.
Anyway, here comes Molly. Well, Molly comes out in a robe
and she has flippers, big as you know, flippers. A swimsuit competition.
Somebody's swimming, right, that's right, it is a swim suit competition.
And JR. Says, well, Molly kind of looks. Molly's kind
of like the Hillary Clinton of the ww F yourself, j R. Well,
Molly says, now, King, don't get too excited because when you
see what I'm wearing, you won't believe you're eyes and music starts playing.
Molly puts on a swimmer's cap and takes off a rope to reveal a swimsuit
wearing swimsuit look great. Actually, I thought she looked fucking green this thing.
And I guess, but you're supposed to think that this is ugly and
stupid looking, and no I didn't either. Yeah, she had a nice
outfit, and she had a big ass boom fucking book, nice, treat
herself with respect, and she was good. Yea, he fat ass,
You fucking bitch. You showed me your fucking ship right now. My grandma
bitch, Yeah, I would never fucking my grandma. Why don't you dressed
like somebody else that I would fuck. Yeah, you called out a sexy
swim She looks like something my granny would have worn the thirties. Yeah,
and I can't jerk off to that. Take it off. Wait you want
puppies? Come on, everybody, I guess smashing at the desk. Wait
you want Til he started doing this show, I always thought Jao is super
reserved, straight laced, but he's not. You look like my granny.
Take your clothes off whole unlike my grandma. All right, she has very
beautiful to me. Well, Terry steps up to the plate and she starts
at this rope and she sews off her swim suit, and Lolla says,
oh, it is a thong. It is a thong. This thing is
fucking so far up. Terry's ass is unbelievable. Man, Yeah, man,
that's crazy. You know, I'm a man of two worlds, and
I like both the world there and there right now, dude, everything I'm
I'm well, I like everything, but Jerry, lawla, that's going on
here. Everything else is great here. Molly Holly says you are disgusting.
How do you put it around like that? And Terry says, you're is
jealous of what God gave me naturally, and but he didn't give you.
Well, Molly says, I'm in swimwear for a swim suit competition, and
you're dressed, excuse my language, like a stripper. You might as well
put a pole in the middle of the ring. And says, oh,
well, I can find a poll all right. How about my coad my
god, Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Take your fucking clothes.
If I wore something that, I have mighty good tonight, bitch. If
I wore something like that, I'd have skin marks Terry. Terry says,
these people have a good opinion, while you let them decide. Well,
how about Molly, boo fucking bitch, I thank you for this ship?
How about Terry? Yeah, ye ship up there. Let's cool. Molly
says, you people don't. Yeah, man, I'm having a great time.
Molly says, you people don't deserve to see my virgin body in this
state of undress. And Jared is about to fucking unload on her. He's
like, yeah, your virgin body can judge. And then Lawler starts talking
and cuts it off, and how about the winter, And Jared says,
well, that's quite a little swim. Shoot. I'll tell you I've never
seen anything like that growing up in Oklahoma. I'll tell you that. Give
me a little fucking fat little pecker down here, if you want to be
honest with you, God, cheer for both of them. I'm ten years
long. Jerry Jim Ross's forty is pissed off. Call me to these two
beautiful women. Yeah no, well not Jr. Fuck that ship, motherfucker.
Uh so fucking Molly Holly starts beating Terry with a flipper and she leaves.
Yeah, we go backstage. Rick Flair walks into Bradshaw's locker room.
He's got his own locker room for some reason, Bradshaw branded door. Flair
finds the Cane mask the Expox was wearing earlier, or just Cane's mask.
I don't know, no, no, yeah, dude. Flaire walks into
again another locker room. It just has knocking shit around. The fuck is
wrong with you, old man? A lot of things? Really? Yeah
that's true. Well, yeah, he finds the Cane mask and Claire says,
Bradshaw's got some splaining the dude. Now, oh my, what what
the fuck are you gonna do to Bradshaw? You getting and you've seen this
guy. Well he's the boss, he can fire him, of course.
Oh yeah, that's true. We'll go down brother. Oh shit, yeah,
we can't have that. We need Bradshaw. So miss Jackie is here
and she knows where Stone called Steve Austin's dressing room is. Yeah, it's
down there, and she says, are you okay? And Flaire says.
Flair is walking away and he stops it, looks at the cane mask and
he says, no, I'm not. He walks down the hall way and
Jared says what. Jared says, what's going on here? Who's zooman?
Who? Three locker rooms in this building? There's the NWS, Steve Austin
and Bradshaw. Well those are the top stars of the show on the main
event, se Man. Oh yeah, so we go backstage. Rick Flair
goes to Austin's locker room. Yes, Deborah answers the door and she says,
he went to go get his knees taped up. Yeah, that's what
he just does. He that's a very candid answer. I didn't expect that
get his knees taped up for the main event. Oh okay, shit,
okay, Well, let me That's what Plaire says, sh all right,
well let me know you talked to him. Yeah. Flair turns around to
leave and runs in a Bradshawn Bradshaw, you looking for me, and Flaire
says, as a matter of fact, I am. You know. I
go into the n w O dressing room and I find an ap a hat,
and I go into your dress room and I find Kane's mask. You
owe me an explanation, Brosaw you a damn thing. Yes, Stone Cold
and I are gonna go to a ring kick some nw O ass. You
decide if you're in or not. You don't get to talk about Stoke Steve.
They drink beer together. Keep the rattlesings name fucking mouth. It was
a Rick Flair joke. Come on, yeah, God, we'll just tell
jokes here. So you got an Xbox Big Show in Scott Hall. They're
walking, Yeah, they're walking the New World Odor that's what they Oh he's
doing fucking yeah, he's in the x w F. So now it's time
for the main event of the evening, which is the nWo consisting of x
POC Big Show in scott they're taking on the team of Rick Flair, Stone
called Steve Austin, and Bradshaw not jb L. Brad Bradshaw black hair hardcore
champion, probably sometime around this point. Yes, well anyway, weird dude,
why the fucking fucking big shops. Oh it's just fucked up tag team
songs. This must be he's the leader. Why the hell else would they
come up to this? Yeah, he must be the leader. Huh they're
pushing. Oh that doesn't it doesn't last long? How long does it last?
It lasts tonight? Yeah? Rick Blair takes over after this spoilers.
Oh yeah, I forgot, Sorry, I apologize. Oh sh Yeah,
so every single person makes their entrance except for Stone called Steve Austin. Okay,
this is so weirdly put together, isn't it It is? I thought
this was pretty random. This is so strange. It's why they did it,
But it was stupid. It didn't make any sense. Okay, So
I don't know if I get it. They did it because they wanted,
like they if you were watching or if you weren't watching, you know,
when you come back, you get to Austin. Okay, sure, well
yeah so they yeah, big show, the NW will come out Flair comes
out, Bradshaw comes out. They fist pump on the ramp. Seemed to
be on the same page. Then we go backstage. We go backstage and
there's two staff members looking at Undertaker's bike, which is underneath the wheels of
eighteen wheelers. Still yes, and Undertaker is here and Undertakers can get out
of here. And he takes off his trench coat and he throws it down.
He's got hey, sid where's my car? Jumping up and down my
bike? It's a Taker kneels down. He tries to start pulling the bike
out from under the eighteen wheeler. This is insane Takr. Then he is
so mad that he starts throwing work stomps on the bike. That's awesome.
He was as palette and throws it out trucks. Why are you doing work?
Stops? Then you're not too concerned about it. He just spiked a
palette on it. And Taker then starts yelling, oh good good. But
then limo arrives. A limo arrives and the driver opens the door and inside
is Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash comes out in nWo shirt and Jared ssh what
the hell that's Kevin Nash, what you doing here? Then we go to
conversion. Okay, we have no fucking idea because spoilers. He is not
seen for the rest of the show. Do we never see him again?
He he comes, that's it. He doesn't do anything. What the fuck?
Was that just a shosh we custom v neck w Yeah, dude,
what the hell? Like? Was he just coming back from injury or was
he the fuck? I don't know what this He just showed up emotional support.
He doesn't even come out. He doesn't come out, ship come out
things retiring mads either. That's also what we fun that fun that guy.
So yeah, man, we go, uh come back from commercial stone coas
Steve Austin gets his entrance, of course, But that's fine, dude.
That's the craziest nature ever. Well, tremendous, big, big, big
big, So yeah man, we get of course Xbox and stone Coas Steve
Boston start to start the match, Will Austin tells Flaire to stand on the
apron and for Bradshaw to start the match, and Austin tags himself in immediately
and then starts fucking up Xbox Steve Waw is so funny, That's what I
want to see. So, uh, it should have been xbox Is Cane
versus Steve Auston Go awesome? Yeah, why didn't he wrestle on the mask?
Come on, now, it would have got the powers. He good
on the fire. Think of the corner, the choke slam, so Austin
hits a few spinebusters and then hits a watt combo in the corner. Crazy
Bradshaw then tags himself in and I'm sitting here wondering why the fuck am I
watching Bradshaw versus Big Show in the n w O. This is crazy?
So this is this is the main event. So Big Show ends up busting
Bradshaw. Open was on headbuts I guess so they said it was. Yeah,
it was definitely hard way right. I have no idea. Yeah,
I don't know. I think it was probably was, I means Bradshaw,
So I don't see why not. That's brad Shaw is getting fucking blown up
heat style by the nw O. Now they get heat on him for so
long I plus ten fucking crazy through this, Just the corners are stopping about
and ship Austin them trying to break him up. They all take turns,
just whooping his ass forever. So once the heats over, x POC gives
Bradshaw some like insane level chops here, like probably some of xpox's best chops
ever, it sounds just rips his chest apart man Austin comes in and tosses
hal and Flair tries to put XPOC in a figure four here. Big Show
stops him, yeah, throws him out of the ring. So Bradshaw and
x POC are left in the ring. Now x POC hits the corner and
fucking walks straight into the clothes line from hell. Dude takes his fucking head
off. What a tremendous I love it. That's so beast. Yeah,
so Bradshaw pins four two. Big Show pulls him out. Dude, Big
Show drags him out, immediately goozles him, then turns to the commentary table
and yells, and then Joe slips up through the announced I love that he
just went for it. Yeah that was coolne. So Austin starts taking it
the Big Show. Uh, and it's just an all out brawl out here
for now. Austin's last one standing and now the n W are taking it
to him in the ring. Two on one, I think it was Scott
Hall on Xbox. That's right. Austin double lines them and then hits a
double stunner Texan style. Dude. That was insane. He like they were
like standing up facing away and he just slipped through the middle of them and
stunnered them. I was like, wa, that was super dope. Yeah,
that was awesome. Yeah, Austin and Big Show look at each other
and Austin gives him the double bird enrages the Big Show. It does because
he gets the ring. He says, I'm gonna get this heat on you
for a couple of minutes here, Yeah, I need to lay on you
for a minute lift in this match. Big Show gets his heat on Austin
until Austin gives him a second work as press. That was awesome. Yeah,
it was cool. Austin goes for the stunner, but Big Show big
boots him and nogs the ref Dude. Austin ducked a line at one point
and tripped over his feet and fucking just fell out of the ring. How
is this that we've just seen? Who did this? Just we just saw
someone do this? Was it the rock? Well? It fell out of
the ring. Yeah, he like tripped over his feet and fell out of
the ring. We just we legit just watched a retro and I was like,
I've never seen that happen before, where somebody like tripped over their own
feet and fell like out of the ring. I feel like somebody or something.
I can't be too much mono, well I meant Rocky my V.
I feel like it was Yeah, that might be, might be. I
was like, how the fun do I keep seeing this happen? Yeah?
Big Show ends up dropping the straps here after the ref. Bump comes in
with the chair, Big Show, gooseles Flare, Austin low blows Big Show
and hits the biggest damn stunner we ever saw Austin Pinn showed, but the
ref is out one to how could this be? Austin tries to get the
ref up, but then Flair out of nowhere hits them with the steel chair.
Well it must have been out of It wasn't out of nowhere for the
fans and attendance because Austin's trying to get the ref up and all I hear
is boo, the fuck is fuck is going on here? I guess Flair
was loading up just crazy before so it's good work on the camera for not
showing he must have been just immediately setting Austin up for the chair shot.
Austin turns around, he gets hit in the head with the chair. Flair
starts smashing Austin's need to smither rings with the chair repeatedly, that's why you
tape it up, brother. Yeah, well, well you're right that fucking
goddamn you're right. Flare calls for the mic and Flair says, my next
official act on behalf of the Raw brand. He looks at the grownd and
says, kiss my ass. Punk is to tell you that a judgment day
you got me and Big Show in a handicap match, and jas, what
the hell that's not right? So where the fuck is Kevin Hello, he's
hiven to take her stomping out the bike in the bed. So Flair is
working over Austin's leg again, puts him in the figure four, and then
for the next five minutes all you hear is Big Show is full fucking belly
laughing as Flair has Austin in this figure four, All is holding Flaire's hands
to give them more leverage for it. Then Big Show grabs Flaire hand Flaire's
hands. It's the craziest goddamn visual of Big Baby Big Show with his fucking
titties out, bouncing Flair around in front of them, about to fucking have
a concussion. And then the show ends with Big Show raising Flaire's hands and
they celebrate and their laughing and fucking Flair. Why Flair, Why Wow?
I need to sandwich? That was big His character just said that one time
he's gonna say what time there's gonna be There's gotta be a line where he
says that, right at least, yeah, in two thousand and six,
seven twelve, so those years. Sometimes you just got to come out there
in a fucking like button down show. I'm home happened in the time where
Eddie gave him a burrito? Yeah, but yeah, there you go.
Man. That is the first episode of w w EE. Ever in the
last episode of Scott Hall and the w B also, yeah, I guess
that's also true. Yeah, I get it. Until the Hall of Fame.
I guess Rady never comes back to ship, right, I think so
he comes back for staying Oh yeah, sorry, I bothered. He doesn't
just want to do that. That's true. This is a crazy ass show
though. Man, I enjoyed it. It went by pretty quick when I
was watching, except for the main event that dragged on. Yeah for goddamn
ever. Yeah, yeah, I thought this was you know a lot of
funny ship in there. I don't once again like I don't want to watch
Judgment Day. Yeah, no way. I think that, like they could
have had one like longer work rate match. I always think that. I
think the show always needs an anchor match that you can go that was a
good match, as long as you can walk away and say like that was
a good match. Like I really enjoyed the Plant Stacey X stuff, And
I don't necessarily think rv D and Jeff Hardy had a great match, but
they had a fun finish and like atticate memorable fish ship the Booker T Goldus
stuff is tremendous. You know, the Hogan bike thing will never forget you
never ever forget it was like the Hogan bike ship many motorcycles as Yeah,
that is nuts. That is nuts. Even though from the opening, like
the hardcore title ship changing, like they they wanted you to stay tuned in.
There was no one else to change the channel to, and they still
didn't want you to change the channel. Everything got to be quick. Yeah,
I guess we weren't too far removed from from all that. Huh yeah,
no, no, it's fucking yeah, not even a year right,
Yeah, WCW goes out of business, they changed their name, they lose
all their fucking viewers right downward. Spl it's been like a year since.
Yeah, that's crazy, And this is the roster we have, Planet Stacy.
Yeah, let's fuck you go. Yeah. Well, that is it
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