Nintendo ALARMO, Switch Online Playtest, Switch 2 Coming Soon... WHAT'S GOING ON? | Nontendo Podcast #116

<v Speaker 1>Live well, everybody with him? Yeah, I Kim, Hello, and
<v Speaker 1>Ham's here too.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm here. I'm feeling pretty good. How about you?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel good. I feel great.
<v Speaker 2>You're feeling great.
<v Speaker 1>I feel really good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Anyone got any fun stories from the week.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you guys do. Probably right, Kim, how are
<v Speaker 2>you doing?
<v Speaker 3>I'm all right? Yeah, okay, why are you sounding like that?
<v Speaker 1>I thought we were sick. We are, but yeah, you
<v Speaker 1>gotta go, you gotta sound like yeah, there you go.
<v Speaker 2>I'll be very clear. By the way, I wasn't aware
<v Speaker 2>of any of this, and then I walk in the
<v Speaker 2>house and it was just like, our throats hurt a
<v Speaker 2>little bit.
<v Speaker 1>You're already on the way when I realized.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, trust me, I don't blame you. I get it.
<v Speaker 2>It's fine.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, would you have not calm if I
<v Speaker 1>said we had soul throats?
<v Speaker 3>Didn't?
<v Speaker 2>Well? I you know, I might have. I might have
<v Speaker 2>been inclined to be like, hey, remember when you said, uh,
<v Speaker 2>you know, you could just do the show with Kim
<v Speaker 2>and I need to come down.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, I'm actually not too bad. I just have a
<v Speaker 1>I'm developing a really sore throat that started kind of
<v Speaker 1>mostly in the last few hours.
<v Speaker 3>That's what happened to me yesterday, but last night, and
<v Speaker 3>it's just gotten progressively worse.
<v Speaker 1>Last night Kim was like, I think I'm sick. I
<v Speaker 1>have a sore throat, and I was like, sucks to suck.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't really say that that'd be horrible, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>now today I feel like I might. I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>but uh, do you have that?
<v Speaker 2>You have one?
<v Speaker 1>Do you have Kims?
<v Speaker 2>Do I have Kim's? I don't know. If we have
<v Speaker 2>it on here?
<v Speaker 1>Should be I should have it plugged in from because
<v Speaker 1>Kim and I whatever Kimberly Tune. Everybody wife Kim one,
<v Speaker 1>Kim k one M Yeah, I think it's just one
<v Speaker 1>Kimberly Tune with a one.
<v Speaker 3>You can find it somewhere.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you all for being here. It is Friday. Thanks
<v Speaker 1>for joining us for a special Friday episode. Appreciate you
<v Speaker 1>guys so much. We did not do an episode yesterday
<v Speaker 1>because it was my birthday.
<v Speaker 2>Birthday so much.
<v Speaker 1>It's very Prima Donna of me. But I've always just
<v Speaker 1>had a role that I don't work on my birthday.
<v Speaker 3>To people don't want to work.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well a lot of people don't care. I feel
<v Speaker 1>like it. They just go to, yeah, I feel like, well,
<v Speaker 1>let's let's let's clarify real quick. Most people don't have
<v Speaker 1>a choice. Okay, get Well, here's the thing I was
<v Speaker 1>going to say. I used to work. I've worked retail
<v Speaker 1>my whole life. Like every job I've had before YouTube
<v Speaker 1>was retail. And it was quite easy to request a
<v Speaker 1>day off.
<v Speaker 3>You have to do like two weeks in advance.
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, you know, when it comes to like
<v Speaker 1>a random day, like not Christmas, New Year's Eve, I
<v Speaker 1>always got roped into having to work on those days.
<v Speaker 1>But October tenth, who else is asking for that day off?
<v Speaker 1>So like every year like January, whoever January first, I'd
<v Speaker 1>stroll into Bunnings Warehouse with my with my slip. I'd
<v Speaker 1>be like, I ain't work on October tenth. There's nothing
<v Speaker 1>you can do to make me. It was the one
<v Speaker 1>day I always so to this day. I never worked
<v Speaker 1>on my birthday.
<v Speaker 2>But what if you like had a job where like
<v Speaker 2>your boss's birthday was October tenth, you know a piece
<v Speaker 2>of qualifying information when you pick up a job.
<v Speaker 1>I don't have that.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that's not no that's not true. That's not true.
<v Speaker 2>That's not true. Okay, that is your boss. Your boss
<v Speaker 2>is your boss. Birthday is October tenth.
<v Speaker 1>True, I am my own boss. No, I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to tell you. I just don't welcome
<v Speaker 1>my birthday. There's other people, you know, get get Gerald
<v Speaker 1>to work night shift. That bunning's on my birthday?
<v Speaker 2>Why Gerald, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>It's not his birthday. He can have whatever day. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he is fair enough. Are you going to cover Gerald
<v Speaker 1>shift on his birthday? No? Right, I don't know. It's hypothetical.
<v Speaker 2>There's no Gerald.
<v Speaker 3>Well, then hypothetically, why wouldn't you cover Gerald hypothetic?
<v Speaker 1>Because Gerald sucks? You know his name, Gerald, You named him?
<v Speaker 2>I know not he right though, me and all my
<v Speaker 2>homies we hate Gerald.
<v Speaker 1>Gerald. Gerald is not doing anyone any favors. You don't know,
<v Speaker 1>Daniel in chat with a tendlestit chat Happy birthday. Wait
<v Speaker 1>what Chris Pontius? Who's that?
<v Speaker 2>Chris Pontius is from Jackets?
<v Speaker 1>Is it his birthday today? You know his birthday?
<v Speaker 2>It was?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is irrelevant to anybody. Apparently Tony Kahn's birthday
<v Speaker 1>is the same as mine.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's nice.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, this is the first year I realized that
<v Speaker 1>my birthday's on ten ten, because I'm a ten out
<v Speaker 1>of ten.
<v Speaker 3>I have tweeted that, like two birthdays in.
<v Speaker 1>A row, I know. I told Kim that, yes. All
<v Speaker 1>the other day I was like, do you know my
<v Speaker 1>birthday's ten ten, like ten out of ten and she
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, I tweeted, would marry you ten out
<v Speaker 1>of ten? Would marry you again for one of your
<v Speaker 1>birthdays or something? There was a couple of days I
<v Speaker 1>went and found it.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you to be fair though, like I
<v Speaker 2>didn't even make that connection because I saw the tweet
<v Speaker 2>and I don't even.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't either. It's my birthday, all right. Anyway,
<v Speaker 1>thank you everybody for being here. We love you or
<v Speaker 1>we appreciate you. We're going to try and keep spirits
<v Speaker 1>high despite our energies, at least mine and Kim maybe
<v Speaker 1>possibly being a little low. We didn't get I mean,
<v Speaker 1>our sleep hasn't been good, but thankfully we have a solution.
<v Speaker 1>Fell on the table. This arrived just moments before we
<v Speaker 1>went live. Nintendo Nontendo, sorry about that Nintendo soundclock, Alamo.
<v Speaker 1>It is in the house. It's in the building. I
<v Speaker 1>get to sleep with this tonight. Can you believe it?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. Hand pointed out it does have a
<v Speaker 1>bed compatibility guide on it. Oh, compatible bed sizes twin
<v Speaker 1>to king.
<v Speaker 2>Which is which is all of them? It is pretty
<v Speaker 2>pretty sure apart from Shaquill o'neel's bed.
<v Speaker 1>Unless you have some crazy custom bed like King's pretty crazy.
<v Speaker 1>That means like, I still don't understand how it works
<v Speaker 1>with two people. But let's say I was a single
<v Speaker 1>bachelor with a king sized bed. I could be all
<v Speaker 1>the way on the other side and it.
<v Speaker 3>Has to be within arms reach because it.
<v Speaker 1>Can't be within arms reach.
<v Speaker 3>Well, it says king, though I know you still have
<v Speaker 3>to be.
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine you get a king sized bed and
<v Speaker 1>like the whole thing, and it does say on this
<v Speaker 1>the alarm doesn't stop until you get out of bed.
<v Speaker 1>Imagine you have a king though you just roll out
<v Speaker 1>of eyesight.
<v Speaker 2>Audio dead all of a sudden, we cannot hear.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's always something Hello, Hello, can you guys hear us?
<v Speaker 2>Mic is?
<v Speaker 1>Can the audio guy do his job.
<v Speaker 3>In his best? Damn it? It's filling in chairs?
<v Speaker 2>Is it just wood audio? Or is it everybody audio. No,
<v Speaker 2>it's everybody audio. Yeah, we're not bouncing on the mic
<v Speaker 2>auxiliary on obs audio. It's the correct output. We were
<v Speaker 2>and we were fine. We were fine.
<v Speaker 3>So nothing unplugged.
<v Speaker 1>It's just I don't know, it's hard to say. It
<v Speaker 1>looks like we have audio. I can see audio.
<v Speaker 2>Huh.
<v Speaker 1>I can see audio on the Yeah, I can see
<v Speaker 1>it on here.
<v Speaker 2>It's not on obs though.
<v Speaker 4>So has it disconnected from them? No, because it says
<v Speaker 4>it's uh. I mean, I'm going to just connect it connected.
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, we're not bouncing on here. We were before
<v Speaker 4>the Uh, what's okay?
<v Speaker 3>All right?
<v Speaker 2>I want to be very clear. Hold on one second, okay,
<v Speaker 2>I want to be very clear. I know it can
<v Speaker 2>be heard now, Okay. As soon as Wood walked over here,
<v Speaker 2>it started working again.
<v Speaker 3>I hate when that happens. You go to show somebody
<v Speaker 3>something's broken and then they look at it and it's working.
<v Speaker 2>All I did was unplug the mixer and then plug
<v Speaker 2>it back into the.
<v Speaker 1>I honestly, I want to quit this podcast so bad.
<v Speaker 1>Every single episode is no matter what we do, and
<v Speaker 1>I'm sick of hearing about it, and I'm sick of it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sick of it happening.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but while it's working, it sounds good right now,
<v Speaker 2>though right.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>You'll be very clear.
<v Speaker 1>Who cares.
<v Speaker 2>Let's check, I cares.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go to bed.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, literally, little alarm clock.
<v Speaker 1>Last episode in the studio where I pay to use
<v Speaker 1>a production studio. My mic wasn't on the whole episode. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you didn't know that.
<v Speaker 3>None sounded fuzzy.
<v Speaker 1>You didn't tell me what it sounded horrible because my
<v Speaker 1>my mic wasn't on. I was coming in through your
<v Speaker 1>mic the whole time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. It was a little.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a side tangent. By the way, it
<v Speaker 1>has nothing to do with last week, because last week
<v Speaker 1>was always going to be the last studio episode because
<v Speaker 1>it just wasn't really working out. I will say though,
<v Speaker 1>that every single studio episode we did had audio issues
<v Speaker 1>and it was getting to my head. But I was persevering.
<v Speaker 1>But uh, the going there every even once a month
<v Speaker 1>was getting too much and it wasn't and it wasn't
<v Speaker 1>logistically making sense for either E or me. Because at
<v Speaker 1>the point where I was only doing once a month,
<v Speaker 1>he was like, what are we doing here? He wanted
<v Speaker 1>me to come in more, which is not understandable because
<v Speaker 1>his time and money exactly. And I didn't want to
<v Speaker 1>go I just didn't want to go in that much.
<v Speaker 3>It takes too long.
<v Speaker 1>But also every time, every time, the audio sucked anyway,
<v Speaker 1>and it's been better and here now it's.
<v Speaker 2>Been pretty good. It's been pretty good over here. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>let's be let's be very clear. It went down for
<v Speaker 2>like forty five seconds. Why I don't I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't touch anything. It just it stopped working. Rip
<v Speaker 2>too mad it got It's just stopped working. I unplugged
<v Speaker 2>it and plugged it back in as soon as you
<v Speaker 2>walked over here and started working again. So you have
<v Speaker 2>the magic touch.
<v Speaker 1>What was the last thing you heard me say? Also,
<v Speaker 1>if you cut your hand, that's why the the signs
<v Speaker 1>in the house. Now I have my sign in the house.
<v Speaker 1>I got to figure out somewhere to put it. But
<v Speaker 1>I actually realized we should have had that guy behind
<v Speaker 1>us the whole time, because that looks sick behind it.
<v Speaker 1>It does look sick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's really.
<v Speaker 1>Good, heavy guys. What was the last thing I said
<v Speaker 1>that you heard on this final episode of the show.
<v Speaker 2>You were talking about the alarm clock.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like what point, I don't want to have
<v Speaker 1>to repeat my.
<v Speaker 2>It has to be in arms reach. I was going
<v Speaker 2>to ask why why it needs to be in arms reach,
<v Speaker 2>because I don't I don't understand anything about this new
<v Speaker 2>piece of hardware.
<v Speaker 1>And you heard nothing about the clock. All right, let
<v Speaker 1>me start again. Oh boy, look the alarm clock. It
<v Speaker 1>came in today. Yeah, just a few moments before the show.
<v Speaker 1>Funny enough, Ham was reading on the back here that
<v Speaker 1>it has compatible bed sizes, imagine all the way up
<v Speaker 1>to king, it says, I made a funny joke that
<v Speaker 1>you guys couldn't hear where I was saying. Imagine because
<v Speaker 1>it says within an arm's reach, it needs to see you.
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know why it thinks a king is acceptable,
<v Speaker 1>but imagine it only goes It only turns off once
<v Speaker 1>you get up. But you have a king sized bed,
<v Speaker 1>you just roll over. It won't see you. Yeah, just
<v Speaker 1>roll over. Good night, Yeah, go back to sleep. Yeah
<v Speaker 1>that was all things we said. The first time was
<v Speaker 1>better and funnier, and I had more of a response
<v Speaker 1>by both Kim and Ham. I left what else we
<v Speaker 1>got in here? Wake Up in the Nintendo World thirty
<v Speaker 1>five unique alarms starts with five titles above. You can
<v Speaker 1>download additional alarms by connecting a Nintendo account. Imagine that,
<v Speaker 1>kim imagine can I can?
<v Speaker 2>I ask? What? Why?
<v Speaker 4>Why?
<v Speaker 1>What?
<v Speaker 2>Why? Why? Why are you holding this thing in your
<v Speaker 2>hand right now? Why was it made?
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm holding it in my hand because Nintendo create.
<v Speaker 2>I understand that. I understand why you're holding it. But
<v Speaker 2>why was it made? Why does it exist? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Really, I don't know the answer to that.
<v Speaker 2>Your phone could surely do the same thing, right.
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the thing is like an alarm clock is
<v Speaker 1>so old news.
<v Speaker 3>It really is a random product to make.
<v Speaker 1>Now, I mean, when did alarm clocks go out of fashion?
<v Speaker 1>Do you think like the nineties, like.
<v Speaker 3>Nineties of smartphones became a thing.
<v Speaker 1>Well, nineties were rampant alarm clock like high like that
<v Speaker 1>was alarm clock. I say it was Juggernaut. I would
<v Speaker 1>say it was the nineties. So I'd say through the
<v Speaker 1>two thousands and definitely the last like you know, twenty
<v Speaker 1>ten onwards. Alarm clocks unless you're an old, an old fella,
<v Speaker 1>you know it definitely gone out of fashion, out of stock.
<v Speaker 1>Because now, I mean, the smartphones have ever replaced everything
<v Speaker 1>like I use I use my smartphon.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but see, the thing is with old alarm clocks
<v Speaker 2>that you couldn't set an alarm for nine am nine,
<v Speaker 2>five am nine, ten am nine.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean it's outdated technology. Yeah, but I guess
<v Speaker 1>Nintendo decided let's bring it back and make it fun.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's still just so I really, I
<v Speaker 1>mean I said this in my reaction video. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know who it's for other than kids, because like it is,
<v Speaker 1>it's like a little like a game you can plain
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Yeah, but it's like, oh God, I've
<v Speaker 1>got to actually use it, and I'm gonna save unboxing
<v Speaker 1>it for a video. I don't want to unbox it
<v Speaker 1>here because we don't have cameras on it, right, But
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine a least preferable time to try playing
<v Speaker 1>a video game then that than just that window when
<v Speaker 1>I wake up and I'm hating that I'm alive still, right,
<v Speaker 1>and I do not want to get out of bed,
<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to start the day because I've
<v Speaker 1>got to go and be an adult. And I'm just
<v Speaker 1>coming to grips with the fact that all the dreams
<v Speaker 1>I were just having one real. I can't really fly,
<v Speaker 1>I don't really only yacht I don't really you know,
<v Speaker 1>we're not We're not having fun Somewhere. I'm waking up
<v Speaker 1>to reality and now all of a sudden, I have
<v Speaker 1>to switch gears and stop playing a video game with
<v Speaker 1>my body. I don't know. I just can't think of
<v Speaker 1>a least preferable time to start having fun. I just
<v Speaker 1>but I'm old. Yeah, what do you think, Kim? If
<v Speaker 1>I got you one of these so that in the mornings,
<v Speaker 1>in the morning, when you woke up, it started playing
<v Speaker 1>a little sound in a little video game that didn't stop,
<v Speaker 1>and it just got worse, and all you moved until
<v Speaker 1>you got up, What would you do? How would you feel?
<v Speaker 1>I would be confused, confused, annoyed, upset, excited.
<v Speaker 3>Might not be annoyed or upset, but confused would be
<v Speaker 3>the big emotion.
<v Speaker 1>Do you think you'd have fun? Do you think?
<v Speaker 3>I don't think No matter what you do to it,
<v Speaker 3>you can make an alarm clock fun unless I do.
<v Speaker 3>Like these. We didn't buy one, but we probably should.
<v Speaker 3>The one where when it goes off, it rolls off
<v Speaker 3>the table and you have to catch it to turn
<v Speaker 3>it off.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's the helicopter ones too, a helicopters. Yeah, where
<v Speaker 2>it's like it goes off and then it like it
<v Speaker 2>shoots a thing across the room and it won't turn
<v Speaker 2>off until you get up and go put it back on.
<v Speaker 1>You know, But isn't that also annoying?
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't But that's the whole The whole point of it
<v Speaker 2>is to annoy you, so you get up.
<v Speaker 3>It gives you something to do mentally so that you
<v Speaker 3>like it shakes.
<v Speaker 1>Do you think the whole point of this is to
<v Speaker 1>annoy you so you get up to I don't.
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't know. I'll be honest with you.
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't make any sense to me. That's one of
<v Speaker 2>those things that I get on the fourth night of
<v Speaker 2>Hanukkah and I'm like, oh, okay.
<v Speaker 1>The way it's mind it is like it's supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be fun, and like if you watch the trailer for it,
<v Speaker 1>they other than the guy that went through a war zone, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they all seem to be so happy with the results.
<v Speaker 1>They were all smiled. But that's the they were paid
<v Speaker 1>shot him. They were actors, I know, but that was
<v Speaker 1>the the effect Nintendo is trying to say that I just.
<v Speaker 3>Want to know why.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Man an alarm clock.
<v Speaker 2>Now, I have a theory. I have a theory. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>switch to is gonna suck, and uh, Nintendo is pivoting
<v Speaker 2>to becoming a merchandise company, h feeding off of the
<v Speaker 2>nostalgia of people's past, when they have really that they
<v Speaker 2>can't make really high quality shit anymore. I think that
<v Speaker 2>it's not a case. I think that's crazy, not even
<v Speaker 2>close to true. No, you think.
<v Speaker 1>Nintendo, let me let me hit my head around.
<v Speaker 2>This is the first thing is the first thing around.
<v Speaker 1>So you think Nintendo is currently developing something they're they're
<v Speaker 1>aware sucks, so rather than try and fix that thing
<v Speaker 1>or make that thing better, they're shifting to just releasing
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of random products. No one really wants to
<v Speaker 1>counteract the thing they're making that sucks rather than fixing
<v Speaker 1>that thing.
<v Speaker 2>Well, has Nintendo ever released any console that has sucked?
<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you that. Let's start there.
<v Speaker 1>Has Nintendo ever released a console that sucked that they
<v Speaker 1>knew beforehand? What we're making now is trash, But we're
<v Speaker 1>gonna do it anyway because that's to be what you're putting.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe not, maybe not.
<v Speaker 1>Because I think even though we you they were like
<v Speaker 1>this thing is awesome, right.
<v Speaker 2>But what I will say though, is that if what
<v Speaker 2>the rumors about the switch to are are true, which
<v Speaker 2>they pretty much are at this point, right, Like it's
<v Speaker 2>just a better switch.
<v Speaker 1>One, right, which will sell insane if that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I hope you're right. I do Oh, I am
<v Speaker 2>all right?
<v Speaker 1>Well, then there we go, wild wild wild.
<v Speaker 2>I think Nintendo is a toy company.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not glazing Nintendo. I'm just literally as
<v Speaker 1>I okay, Charlie and Chat just said woods, Nintendo glazing
<v Speaker 1>is crazy. I just sat here for twenty minutes pissing
<v Speaker 1>and shitting on this thing. And then I say that
<v Speaker 1>I think the switch to is going to sell well,
<v Speaker 1>and I get hit with the I'm glazing?
<v Speaker 2>Does glazing mean? What I think it does is like.
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it's nothing Nintendo can do wrong in my eyes.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but to me, it's like you're you know, you're glazing.
<v Speaker 1>No, you're thinking too, Okay, guess my fault.
<v Speaker 2>Hey we got five from uh from l Rock saying homie,
<v Speaker 2>we still rocking with you, fam. I'm here for the
<v Speaker 2>good vibes thanks to the Rock. And then also ten
<v Speaker 2>from quinn Gamer said my tenth super chat for ten
<v Speaker 2>out of ten, Guy, I love you would.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. I appreciate you. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>So that's.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, I'll try it out, I'll play with it,
<v Speaker 1>I'll messing around with it.
<v Speaker 3>What isn't it?
<v Speaker 2>Why doesn't it integrate with Pokemon sleep?
<v Speaker 1>That's what I proposed this in my video. But it's
<v Speaker 1>so weird that Nintendo and Pokemon are like, we want
<v Speaker 1>to monetize your sleep. We want you to play games
<v Speaker 1>while you're sleeping. There's also the Pokemon Smile thing that
<v Speaker 1>they've been working on forever, where they're gonna make a
<v Speaker 1>video game out of brushing your teeth. I just wonder
<v Speaker 1>where this is all headed like that they're trying to
<v Speaker 1>make everything a little video game, like brushing teeth, getting.
<v Speaker 3>Up in the morning.
<v Speaker 1>Each of it has its own product. Yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>People are joking that, like we'll see like Nintendo toaster
<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that, but honestly, why not at this point?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Why not?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, why not make a game out of toast?
<v Speaker 1>Like you can have one of those toasters that burn
<v Speaker 1>in different pictures. You can eether hot Mario or but right,
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying there could be a product with from the
<v Speaker 1>Nintendo where like it's a game to make toast right
<v Speaker 1>and you can burne in different pictures. They'll have like Mario, Luigi, Zeuda,
<v Speaker 1>all of that stuff. I think it'll play sounds.
<v Speaker 3>The thing that's most confusing to me is they made
<v Speaker 3>a commercial for it as if it was a video
<v Speaker 3>game that was getting released, whereas I feel like, this
<v Speaker 3>what it is.
<v Speaker 1>It's a game. This whole thing is a game. The
<v Speaker 1>whole point is like to make a video game out
<v Speaker 1>of waking up in the morning.
<v Speaker 2>But which which I gotta go on record and say
<v Speaker 2>I hate.
<v Speaker 1>No, I hate it.
<v Speaker 2>I hate the idea of game offying waking up.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I don't. I didn't play the Pokemon Sleep for
<v Speaker 3>the exact same reason.
<v Speaker 1>So I tried Pokemon Sleep. I tried committing to it
<v Speaker 1>for a week or two. It sucked. And let me
<v Speaker 1>tell you why. The game itself isn't bad. And I
<v Speaker 1>like the concept of it all. I'm not going to
<v Speaker 1>explain what the concept is, but essentially, you sleep and
<v Speaker 1>then you wake up and then Pokemon show up. But
<v Speaker 1>it led to the opposite of this, actually where this
<v Speaker 1>is like encouraging you to get out of bed as
<v Speaker 1>soon as possible. This won't shut up the Pokemon Sleep app.
<v Speaker 1>You'd roll over and check your sleep stats, and then
<v Speaker 1>you'd have all the Pokemon there, and then you'd have
<v Speaker 1>to start catching them. You'd have to feed your snall axe.
<v Speaker 1>There was like a bunch of other little optional things
<v Speaker 1>you had to do to set up for the next
<v Speaker 1>day and get ready for the next night's sleep. And
<v Speaker 1>you do all that in the morning. So every day
<v Speaker 1>I would wake up, I'd open my phone and I'd
<v Speaker 1>spend twenty minutes in bed playing Pokemon Sleep. It was
<v Speaker 1>the opposite, like I couldn't get out of bed. I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>I need to start my day, but I'm still playing
<v Speaker 1>this Pokemon Sleep game.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, twenty minutes playing Pokemon Sleep is better than
<v Speaker 2>two hours on TikTok, That's my opinion. I mean, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but I deleted TikTok, like last night. I put it
<v Speaker 2>on my second phone so I can post to it
<v Speaker 2>if I need to. But it's rotting my brain.
<v Speaker 1>So Nintendo Couch, you have to yell wohoo to get
<v Speaker 1>it to recline. Gamifying human productivity, uh Castle says I
<v Speaker 1>thought I read that they were intentionally deciding to not
<v Speaker 1>gamify waking up with this alarm, So that so there
<v Speaker 1>is no minigame, but just a new way of helping
<v Speaker 1>you wake up. But it is a game. I mean, like, right,
<v Speaker 1>would you not consider this a little video game?
<v Speaker 3>What makes video game noises?
<v Speaker 1>It makes noises, have to move around, and then it
<v Speaker 1>rewards you with fanfare for getting up. I mean that's
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's a video game.
<v Speaker 2>Getting like a camera in it. I don't understand. Is
<v Speaker 2>it looking at you waking up in the.
<v Speaker 1>Morning as a motion thing. I don't think the tender
<v Speaker 1>is putting cameras in people's bedrooms. That would be wild,
<v Speaker 1>just recording people banging. For beds with pets or multiple
<v Speaker 1>it actually says for beds with pets or multiple sleepers,
<v Speaker 1>button modes off offer a standard alarm experience. Oh so
<v Speaker 1>you can't use it if you have a pet or
<v Speaker 1>multiple sleepers in the bed. It just doesn't work. It
<v Speaker 1>says it right there.
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so it's saying if you if there is a
<v Speaker 2>want to get yourself into a relationship.
<v Speaker 1>This is this is for single people. You can't have
<v Speaker 1>a girlfriend or a husband or a or a wife
<v Speaker 1>or a partner or a pet. You have to be
<v Speaker 1>alone and sad. That's crazy to use Nintendo Alarm.
<v Speaker 2>They must have they must have known their demographic to
<v Speaker 2>put that out there.
<v Speaker 1>You know, it actually says offers a standard alarm experience,
<v Speaker 1>so that actually answers my question. You can just use
<v Speaker 1>this as an alarm clock. It can just play Nintendo
<v Speaker 1>music and then you just turn it off and be like,
<v Speaker 1>be quiet, now, I need ten more minutes.
<v Speaker 2>I got one of those on my phone.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, well, sorry to anybody out there within a
<v Speaker 1>committed relationship or that might sleep with anybody, this is
<v Speaker 1>not the product for you.
<v Speaker 2>That sucks.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess my recommendation is like divorce if
<v Speaker 1>you want to play this, I suppose.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that seems to be the only option, right,
<v Speaker 2>I can't.
<v Speaker 1>Really think of another option.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, or or okay, you could also you you
<v Speaker 2>could be asleep on the couch situation, right, like, honey,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not You're sleeping on the couch tonight. I'm waking
<v Speaker 2>up to my Nintendo alarmo.
<v Speaker 1>Because you have to be in the bed, and I
<v Speaker 1>think they'll understand. So yeah, whoever, your partner is just
<v Speaker 1>telling them, like, you're sleeping on the bed in the
<v Speaker 1>couch from now on, just anywhere other than our bed
<v Speaker 1>because I just want to play Alarma in the morning.
<v Speaker 2>Those people m Nintendo quite literally breaking up relationships or.
<v Speaker 1>Just encouraging you not to get in one, because I mean,
<v Speaker 1>who has time to play video games in relationships.
<v Speaker 2>What they're doing is that they're teaching abstinence.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're saying, look, be single, you'll have more time
<v Speaker 1>for Mario Card. You can't. Your wife won't yell at
<v Speaker 1>you for playing Breath of the Wild. It's a win
<v Speaker 1>win for everybody involved.
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad we discovered that you can't use this in
<v Speaker 2>a relationship.
<v Speaker 1>Everybody else is on here, right. So compatible bed size
<v Speaker 1>is twinter king direction, facing the center of the bed
<v Speaker 1>within an arms reach height no higher than eight inches
<v Speaker 1>above the head, very specific requirements. And then you start
<v Speaker 1>with five titles. You can download additional alarms. Kim was
<v Speaker 1>saying she's surprised there's no Animal Crossing, which I am
<v Speaker 1>surprised that's not on launch, and there's ring Fit.
<v Speaker 3>Why would ring Fit be the choice?
<v Speaker 1>Animal Crossing has such perfect music.
<v Speaker 2>For this chat, saying they're just like, well, guys, the
<v Speaker 2>obvious answer is it's for kids. And my response to
<v Speaker 2>that is it's one hundred dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Like, okay, we should talk about the price. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>mean shot, and everybody is right, and I've said it
<v Speaker 1>a hundred times, it's for kids. This is for kids.
<v Speaker 1>We're joking about the whole being single thing. Kids are
<v Speaker 1>typically single, you know, typically Jesus quite sir, and they
<v Speaker 1>should be if you ask me.
<v Speaker 2>You need to expand upon that line of questions.
<v Speaker 1>Look, my favorite Nintendo character is not Diddy Kon. Yeah, okay,
<v Speaker 1>get it. You get what I'm getting.
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I really don't Diddy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh so alamo h sorry about that. Everybody.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, y'all ever go to a Diddy Kong party.
<v Speaker 1>Donkey Kong was had a lot of girth.
<v Speaker 2>I wish we had like a will be right backscreen.
<v Speaker 1>That's a cool that's a cool back.
<v Speaker 2>I'm awa.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is for kids, but good point, it is
<v Speaker 1>one hundred dollars. It is a hundred bones a lot
<v Speaker 1>of money. I don't know, I mean, that's crazy considering Peg.
<v Speaker 3>Besides you, who's paying one hundred dollars.
<v Speaker 1>For I don't like the way you said that who's
<v Speaker 1>besides you? I didn't like that well.
<v Speaker 3>Because I assumed if I said, who's peg for that?
<v Speaker 3>You me?
<v Speaker 1>Right? No, it just felt like there was like a
<v Speaker 1>twang to it, like like you.
<v Speaker 3>There's gonna be a twang to everything I do.
<v Speaker 1>I just felt judged in that moment. Yeah, but it's
<v Speaker 1>like the day after my birthday, so we could we
<v Speaker 1>could reel it in a little. It's still my birthday week,
<v Speaker 1>it's your birthday Monday month. Be a little nicer to
<v Speaker 1>the guy, you know, relationship with this A lot of stuff.
<v Speaker 1>You did get me a lot of things, and I
<v Speaker 1>really appreciate all the things you got me. But my
<v Speaker 1>audio went out in this episode, and I'm still pissed
<v Speaker 1>about what's on now. I need everybody catering to me. Okay, kidding, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>what's up? What's going on there? So I will Why
<v Speaker 1>was that today?
<v Speaker 2>Okay?
<v Speaker 1>I hear her phone buzzing and it's.
<v Speaker 2>It's honestly, I love your phone case. That's really great.
<v Speaker 1>My little old man wallet, Why is this one hundred
<v Speaker 1>dollars is a good question because it's literally just a
<v Speaker 1>little it's a little guy piece of plastic doesn't come
<v Speaker 1>with a charge brick evened and it's it's got a
<v Speaker 1>chip in a screen and all it does is show
<v Speaker 1>the time and play some music. Why is it one
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars? That is actually it's for kids with rich parents.
<v Speaker 1>That is actually alludicrous price. I was about to say
<v Speaker 1>thirty maybe for the most I think, I mean, honestly,
<v Speaker 1>I know we keep going up, but the absolute most
<v Speaker 1>I think this should be is fifty, and that's like ridiculous. Still.
<v Speaker 3>I think it is ridiculous for an alarm clock that
<v Speaker 3>does nothing else.
<v Speaker 1>I think the only thing really above a normal alarm
<v Speaker 1>clock this has going for it is it does do
<v Speaker 1>motion detecting, which I feel like that is pretty rudimentary
<v Speaker 1>at this point.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, you know, yeah, a lot of toys
<v Speaker 3>have motion.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, motion detecting. Isn't that crazy freaking dollars? I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I do think that's way too much.
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand.
<v Speaker 1>It's definitely a rich It definitely feels like Nintendo wanted
<v Speaker 1>a new piece of hardware toy for Christmas and this
<v Speaker 1>is just what they came up with.
<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine getting that for Christmas and be like.
<v Speaker 2>Wake up to Nintendo sounds on Christmas morning, you know.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, here's a reminder that school is going
<v Speaker 3>to start soon, Jimmy.
<v Speaker 1>Even with Nintendo tax because people are people are saying
<v Speaker 1>one hundred because it's Nintendo, I still think fifty. I
<v Speaker 1>think fifty is the highest thirty five with Nintendo tax,
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying the highest you can go is fifty. Any
<v Speaker 1>other product that's not Nintendo. No one's paying more than
<v Speaker 1>thirty bucks for this.
<v Speaker 2>Right, It's true. Sixty maybe like the price of a game,
<v Speaker 2>you know, that's about it.
<v Speaker 1>That's even sixty a lot. I drank all my tea,
<v Speaker 1>my hot tea with honey that I had.
<v Speaker 3>I just just an alarm.
<v Speaker 1>So if anyone that doesn't know as well, the only
<v Speaker 1>way you could buy this right now is by having
<v Speaker 1>a Switch Online membership, and which is what I did.
<v Speaker 1>Or it's available for sale at the Nintendo New York
<v Speaker 1>store randomly. So yeah, if you.
<v Speaker 3>Wanted to go pick one up in the store, buy
<v Speaker 3>for sure.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's commercially going to be available in twenty
<v Speaker 1>twenty five. Oh, I mean it is commercially available if
<v Speaker 1>you have a Switch Online. But yeah, yeah, that's it.
<v Speaker 3>That's to make it an exclusive as well as strange.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. I feel like Nintendo, I'm still
<v Speaker 1>trying to make the online membership like valid and like
<v Speaker 1>have things worth paying forul.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because they don't do the thing the Nintendo Club
<v Speaker 3>thing anymore, where you get like statues.
<v Speaker 1>And stuff, no idea.
<v Speaker 2>It's just it's so weird to me because again, for
<v Speaker 2>the price tag of one hundred dollars, it doesn't connect
<v Speaker 2>to any app on your phone, right, does it? Like
<v Speaker 2>is there an app for it?
<v Speaker 3>Right?
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't connect to your switch in any way. Right,
<v Speaker 2>It's just a one hundred dollars alarm clock that knows
<v Speaker 2>when you're moving your arms around.
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, it doesn't have any extra anything.
<v Speaker 1>And you can I mean you can download other like themes,
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, that's pretty much all it can do.
<v Speaker 2>Someone said overpriced just asn't intended, and I kind of
<v Speaker 2>appreciate that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so yeah, I think I think the whole the
<v Speaker 1>way they're selling it is to make the online membership
<v Speaker 1>have more value. You know, like if you pay for
<v Speaker 1>a subscription, you get things like this early Yeah, you
<v Speaker 1>don't get a discount beside the point, I'm I'm it's
<v Speaker 1>early access. I'm trying. I'm trying to explain why they sage.
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to explain why they're selling it the way
<v Speaker 1>they're selling it. I think because they want to sell
<v Speaker 1>their memberships, and the only way to get this alarm
<v Speaker 1>clock outside of New York is to have a membership,
<v Speaker 1>So it gives their online membership more value as well.
<v Speaker 1>Also another thing, if we can move on from that,
<v Speaker 1>that's giving them membership value is if you have a
<v Speaker 1>online you can show my screen online Nintendo Switch Membership
<v Speaker 1>and expansion pack. You were able to participate in the
<v Speaker 1>first Come, First Serve a beta play test program, which
<v Speaker 1>you can no longer participate in or apply, although there
<v Speaker 1>is a button to apply, but it will say four.
<v Speaker 1>This went live on my birthday at eleven eleven am
<v Speaker 1>our time, and I tried. I was so ready, I
<v Speaker 1>had an alarm set and everything, and I tried to
<v Speaker 1>join the playtest program and I logged in and I
<v Speaker 1>forgot that my American account isn't the account that I
<v Speaker 1>have the subscription model on. It's my Australian account. So
<v Speaker 1>as soon as I logged in, it hit me with
<v Speaker 1>the you do not qualify, and I was like, oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, and these things, these playtests whatever, they filled
<v Speaker 1>up instantly. People were saying, like Austin John apparently was
<v Speaker 1>there on the minute and he didn't get approved. So
<v Speaker 1>the second that I got hit with that, I knew
<v Speaker 1>that I messed up and I wasn't getting in. But
<v Speaker 1>my Australian account didn't qualify because it's Australia. So I
<v Speaker 1>quickly tried to get you to try and Kim, I
<v Speaker 1>didn't realize you needed the expansion pack. Kim only has
<v Speaker 1>the base pack, so none of us got in.
<v Speaker 2>Highly.
<v Speaker 1>There's only ten thousand people, so I'd be surprised if
<v Speaker 1>anyone in chat actually got in, but i'd be interested
<v Speaker 1>to know. But a lot of people are now speculating
<v Speaker 1>what this actually is. So on October twenty third, from
<v Speaker 1>six pm PDT to Tuesday November fifth, they're going to
<v Speaker 1>be doing this play test period for something.
<v Speaker 2>Now.
<v Speaker 1>From what I've been told, everybody that got accepted got
<v Speaker 1>sent NDA's to sign of course, which you say, of course,
<v Speaker 1>but that's not going to matters that owe nothing to Nintendo.
<v Speaker 1>They ain't going to give two craps about that.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say live tweets about it.
<v Speaker 1>On this people are going to be streaming it one
<v Speaker 1>hundred percent, so I feel like I'm not going to
<v Speaker 1>miss out on this. People will definitely leak this and
<v Speaker 1>find a way to capture this, and I'm sure Nintendo
<v Speaker 1>knows that, so I don't. People are now wondering what
<v Speaker 1>this could possibly be, and I gotta be honest, I
<v Speaker 1>don't really have any theories. Everyone online there's no NDA,
<v Speaker 1>or maybe that was a Nintendo just requested not to
<v Speaker 1>talk about it, so this is all right, okay, so
<v Speaker 1>I guess, come on, I guess it's not an NDA.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe people were being dramatic. They were just told not
<v Speaker 1>to talk about it, which one hundred percent. They were
<v Speaker 1>ten thousand people, random people. If you wanted people to
<v Speaker 1>not talk about it, you should have reached out to
<v Speaker 1>people like me and actually sent us NDAs, because.
<v Speaker 2>Down their way of combating getting people to talk about
<v Speaker 2>it was guys, come on.
<v Speaker 1>Please don't please, don't tell anybody. So people are speculating
<v Speaker 1>what it could be. Everything I've seen online doesn't make
<v Speaker 1>sense to me. I think it's going to be very mild.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we should get our hopes up for anything,
<v Speaker 1>but it is really weird. I mean Nintendo never does
<v Speaker 1>stuff like this. I think some of the more realistic
<v Speaker 1>assumptions would be maybe they're testing in game voice chat
<v Speaker 1>or something like. That's not a thing risky idea. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>well so you have to be an adult. That's another
<v Speaker 1>reason why I think that it said eighteen plush. So
<v Speaker 1>it could be them just streaming Luigi content straight to
<v Speaker 1>their to their switches.
<v Speaker 2>They're making a new Nintendo shop for just Luigi content.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, R rated content. Yeah, I really don't know. A
<v Speaker 1>lot of people were trying to speculate that it could
<v Speaker 1>be like GameCube on the switch related, which is not
<v Speaker 1>it at all. I mean, they wouldn't need to test,
<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't need.
<v Speaker 3>To test that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, even if there was like online features that they
<v Speaker 1>were wanting to test, you could do that in house
<v Speaker 1>like they do with everything else. It has to be
<v Speaker 1>some kind of social element. I mean, it might maybe
<v Speaker 1>they're working on some new game or some new online
<v Speaker 1>game and they want to people play it. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like we've seen that with other companies like Deadlock and
<v Speaker 1>stuff from Steam, where they beta test with certain people
<v Speaker 1>beforehand and they ask people please don't talk about it,
<v Speaker 1>but then everybody does. That's the only thing I can imagine.
<v Speaker 1>Some people are speculating it's something for switch to but
<v Speaker 1>if you're if you're doing it on the Switch one,
<v Speaker 1>then whatever it is is for this switch, maybe it'll
<v Speaker 1>carry over. But other people saying me Verse two point zero,
<v Speaker 1>which we're getting to, we're getting our hopes too far
<v Speaker 1>up with stuff like that. I don't know. Also, a
<v Speaker 1>lot of the me verse stuff was like street pass
<v Speaker 1>and things like that. You can't really test that online
<v Speaker 1>there there. I mean, people are saying game streaming, which
<v Speaker 1>again we already have game streaming on Switch and there's
<v Speaker 1>other ways of testing that in the house. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there's also a two gig download, so there is there
<v Speaker 1>is some kind of app or something you have to download.
<v Speaker 1>Face Yeah, I don't know. I could see it. I
<v Speaker 1>could see it being some online game.
<v Speaker 2>What did you say, you gotta do it with your
<v Speaker 2>own cardboard.
<v Speaker 1>I could see it being some kind of online game experience.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>It's interesting find out in like two weeks. It's fine.
<v Speaker 1>It's hard to speculate, but yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>You have no clue what it's going to be. It's
<v Speaker 3>probably not going to be something super exciting, like a
<v Speaker 3>new game it's probably just going to be them trying
<v Speaker 3>to test a lobby or something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a lot of those things, a lot of the
<v Speaker 1>ideas I've seen thrown out. There are just things that
<v Speaker 1>Nintendo can stress test in house. They have enough people
<v Speaker 1>for it. I don't know what they feel like they
<v Speaker 1>need ten thousand people for.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe they just want to see, like the general public's
<v Speaker 3>opinion of something.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it could be it could be like load testing
<v Speaker 2>for something, you know, I mean, who knows.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll be interested to see what it is, but
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to get my hopes up for anything.
<v Speaker 1>Like Super It's just it's so Unnintendo.
<v Speaker 3>It is very much.
<v Speaker 1>They usually uh, pretty nontendo if you ask me nonsense something.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>They usually do everything. They're on their own, and they
<v Speaker 1>don't tell you to the last second. Them beta testing
<v Speaker 1>something is just so new for them, so definitely interested
<v Speaker 1>in what it could be. And I look forward to
<v Speaker 1>ninety nine of those people immediately telling everyone what it is,
<v Speaker 1>and that one guy staying strong and just keeping there's.
<v Speaker 3>Gonna be a one little fellow that's like, I'm not
<v Speaker 3>They asked me nicely, I'm not going to.
<v Speaker 1>It would be Gerald. Guarantee you that guy's name is Gerald.
<v Speaker 1>Gerald took an oath, took an oath for Nintendo? Why
<v Speaker 1>everybody else chanting on him? I'll keep dasty.
<v Speaker 3>Great.
<v Speaker 2>We promised not to care all of this.
<v Speaker 1>Did you? Did you speaking of? Did you have a
<v Speaker 1>voicemail for today?
<v Speaker 2>I have a list for today. I don't have a voicemail.
<v Speaker 2>I haven't looked at the voicemail, but I did. I
<v Speaker 2>did produce a list. If you were interested in.
<v Speaker 1>That, I'm definitely interested.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, talk about it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me just look up what else I've got here? So, uh,
<v Speaker 1>Kataku has an article we don't really.
<v Speaker 3>Have to yeah, just about you.
<v Speaker 1>Guys can't even see it because Ham's on his phone.
<v Speaker 2>Well, checking for the voicemail right now.
<v Speaker 1>Here it is. You can cut away now, it's all
<v Speaker 1>I want to just okay, I mean I was already talking.
<v Speaker 1>I was talking about it when I said it. Max,
<v Speaker 1>a friend of the show, part of the show, sent
<v Speaker 1>this in the chat. Kirby Hoodie recalled in Japan due
<v Speaker 1>to spelling era. As you all can see here, it's
<v Speaker 1>spelt with an a instead of an eye. As you
<v Speaker 1>all can see here, it's spelled with an A instead
<v Speaker 1>of an eye. It says carby cool. Nice.
<v Speaker 2>That kind of goes hard, though I'm not gonna lie.
<v Speaker 1>I kind of want it. That's a pretty I think
<v Speaker 1>that's a pretty easy translation error, just because of the
<v Speaker 1>way Kirby is. I think phonetically spoken when you put
<v Speaker 1>it into Katakana, I think it comes across as like
<v Speaker 1>Kirby car Kraby more than Kirby. I could be speaking
<v Speaker 1>up my butt, but I'm pretty sure every time I've
<v Speaker 1>tried to read. Yeah, look you can see up here
<v Speaker 1>in the top left. It's very small. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if I can zerom this. This symbol here to spell
<v Speaker 1>Kirby is actually a cuss. It's cut. It's it's ka
<v Speaker 1>copy car b. And then this uh, this t looking
<v Speaker 1>thing with two dots X sending it is a B
<v Speaker 1>B B. I. So it's how you say this in Japanese,
<v Speaker 1>or at least how you read it phonetically as Kaby,
<v Speaker 1>which is that when it's put into English is not Kirby,
<v Speaker 1>it's carb Cabby. I feel pretty smart about that, and
<v Speaker 1>I hope I'm right because I just talked out my
<v Speaker 1>ass a little. But I'm pretty sure, that's what's happened here.
<v Speaker 2>Shouts out to people in chat who were saying that
<v Speaker 2>it was like a Bostonian accent too, and yeah, Cabby.
<v Speaker 1>Oh and then this is a callback to, uh, what
<v Speaker 1>we talked about recently with these little miniature things in Japan.
<v Speaker 1>In the museum. We have a full selection here of
<v Speaker 1>every miniature.
<v Speaker 3>See them all now, Okay, okay, I.
<v Speaker 1>Like the we we have.
<v Speaker 2>They're blind boxes though, are they?
<v Speaker 3>Oh?
<v Speaker 1>I don't care them all.
<v Speaker 2>I found out that they're blind boxing.
<v Speaker 3>Shifted to buy them all.
<v Speaker 1>So we have the Famicom ne E S controller, game
<v Speaker 1>Boy Super Center Controller sixty four we control with a
<v Speaker 1>non shock of Virtual Boy controller, then a full ass
<v Speaker 1>game Boy Advance, Nintendo DS Original Ambassador three DS, the
<v Speaker 1>WU Pad, the switch which I need all of these,
<v Speaker 1>but I want that switch one. I also want that
<v Speaker 1>GameCube controller game and watch down there. This is a
<v Speaker 1>little game and watch you. I don't know if he's
<v Speaker 1>related at all, might have been thrown in for fund. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I want all of these, please and thank you. Well,
<v Speaker 1>then I have to go to Japan.
<v Speaker 2>I have some bad news for you because I was
<v Speaker 2>talking to my friend who's in Osaka, and I was like, hey,
<v Speaker 2>could you maybe pop over to Kioto and he was
<v Speaker 2>looking at the Nintendo Museum and they are booked out
<v Speaker 2>until January. So yeah, where are we going? What are
<v Speaker 2>we getting bud?
<v Speaker 3>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're booked out till January.
<v Speaker 3>I'm not surprised something that cool.
<v Speaker 2>And and it's on a lottery system too, it is.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hate it.
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure there's a website that's selling them though. Somebody's
<v Speaker 3>gone to the store and is like reselling the blind
<v Speaker 3>boxes for sure, because that always happens.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I know people on like he was, my friend
<v Speaker 2>was looking on Marcari and they found like people were
<v Speaker 2>opening them and selling like the ones that they found.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>We're not going to Japan until after January. Good to know.
<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying is make sure you book your ticket
<v Speaker 2>like months in advance at this point.
<v Speaker 1>So we have Nintendo Alamo this year. We also have
<v Speaker 1>I've realized I have bought two Nintendo hardware products recently,
<v Speaker 1>so Nintendo is still selling hardware right now despite having
<v Speaker 1>anything new out. Well, I mean this is new. Then
<v Speaker 1>we have we have this online testing thing all on
<v Speaker 1>the back of leading up to the switch to Ye.
<v Speaker 1>So Nintendo's definitely making moves here. They're doing interesting they're
<v Speaker 1>interesting moves, they're weird moves. But things are happening, and
<v Speaker 1>we're rolling into a very exciting time for video games.
<v Speaker 1>For being a Nintendo fan, for having a Nintendo podcast,
<v Speaker 1>just in general, if you're like a fan of Nintendo.
<v Speaker 1>We're getting into that really exciting period where things are happening,
<v Speaker 1>things are moving, and we have more questions almost being
<v Speaker 1>introduced than we have answers, and I'm definitely looking forward
<v Speaker 1>to seeing where the rest of this year and the
<v Speaker 1>next year it takes us. We're also in a sweet
<v Speaker 1>spot right now with even with games coming out from Nintendo,
<v Speaker 1>because Jamboree release isn't a week. The new Mario Party
<v Speaker 1>game very exciting. Then Mario brother Ship Luigi and Mario.
<v Speaker 1>We just got another look at that recently, and the
<v Speaker 1>animation looks sick, some of the best animation I've seen
<v Speaker 1>in a Mario game. It also just looks like it's
<v Speaker 1>building out to be more and more of a fun game.
<v Speaker 1>And then you know, I think there's something else after that.
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember. We just had Zelda, a new Zelder
<v Speaker 1>game like I don't know. It's pretty cool. It's pretty
<v Speaker 1>exciting right now.
<v Speaker 3>Surprisingly, they did that Epic Mickey remaster.
<v Speaker 1>Well that's not intender, Oh it's not. But yeah, no
<v Speaker 1>for the switch, Yeah, yeah, you know what. You're right,
<v Speaker 1>it's actually for everything. It's oh yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I thought it was like an exclusive.
<v Speaker 1>No, but yeah, Epic Mickey.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we bought that.
<v Speaker 1>We did buy that.
<v Speaker 3>I haven't played it yet.
<v Speaker 1>Kim. We went to game Stop and Kim was like,
<v Speaker 1>I need this.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's sixty dollars. It's it's going to
<v Speaker 1>come down in price. Kim was like, no, I need it.
<v Speaker 1>That was like what two weeks ago.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it a pizza game.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kim got good pizza, great pizza and has been
<v Speaker 1>addicted to that on her I like it like a
<v Speaker 1>ten dollar cheapy game.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is what is good? What's good pizza? Great pizza?
<v Speaker 3>You just make pizzas people come up to the count
<v Speaker 3>of like I want this kind you make pizza in here.
<v Speaker 2>So it's just it's just so, it's just it's just
<v Speaker 2>it's just Italian cooking moments.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's going a lot of fun. It looks cute.
<v Speaker 3>I like the I like the art style.
<v Speaker 1>I always like when you randomly decide to just get
<v Speaker 1>a game out of nowhere and you just stop and
<v Speaker 1>you're just addicted to your switch. It's so weird because
<v Speaker 1>it barely ever happens, but when it does. I just
<v Speaker 1>walked in. She's playing Good Pizza, Great Pizza, and I
<v Speaker 1>was like, where the hell have you? I haven't even reviewed that.
<v Speaker 1>Where have you heard about that?
<v Speaker 3>It was a It was a mobile game that came
<v Speaker 3>up on my phone, and then I realized it was
<v Speaker 3>a switch game.
<v Speaker 1>I told you, yeah, because you're playing on a mobile
<v Speaker 1>that's on Switch and you are like, oh, we go
<v Speaker 1>by switch. Yeah, there's no ads on Switch.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, Dolly.
<v Speaker 2>Is she's addicted now to It's a mobile game sponsorship
<v Speaker 2>that I did the other day, and she's just been
<v Speaker 2>playing it on ironically, So I'm proud of her game.
<v Speaker 2>I don't I mean, I don't want to give any
<v Speaker 2>free clout it.
<v Speaker 1>So you know. Also, if you like video games, there's
<v Speaker 1>a lot happening right now outside of Nintendo. As soon
<v Speaker 1>as we're done here, I want to drive to Game
<v Speaker 1>Stop and pick up my copy of Metaphor, which now
<v Speaker 1>I'm randomly really excited about because it got really good
<v Speaker 1>scores and dragon Ball Sparking Zero, which I want to
<v Speaker 1>try and play both tonight at least a bit of
<v Speaker 1>dragon Ball that came out today too. When I was
<v Speaker 1>at game Stop pre ordering it yesterday, he was like,
<v Speaker 1>do you want to get Silent Hill too? And I
<v Speaker 1>said no, only because it's sixty seventy one and it
<v Speaker 1>looks sick. But like I know, I'm getting Metaphor today,
<v Speaker 1>which is what I want to play. So I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna wait for Silent Hell hopefully it'll come
<v Speaker 1>down in price. And then there's, like I swear there's
<v Speaker 1>something else coming out in a few days too. Like
<v Speaker 1>things are stacked right now.
<v Speaker 3>Like we're in the Mario game coming out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah in a week, I said a week. Yeah, you're
<v Speaker 1>gonna play with me?
<v Speaker 3>Which one I can't remember which one you said comes
<v Speaker 3>out first?
<v Speaker 1>Well? Which one are you talking about? And the Brothership
<v Speaker 1>that's like in a few weeks. Okay, Well, did you
<v Speaker 1>beat Echoes?
<v Speaker 2>Yes?
<v Speaker 1>I did on the stream.
<v Speaker 2>Do you guys have to be brothers in that game?
<v Speaker 2>Is that? Is that? What is that? What's gonna happen? Well,
<v Speaker 2>Mario and Luigia brothers. Well, I'm okay, I'm aware of that.
<v Speaker 2>They have a third brother too. They jablished, Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Talk to me, doctor Mario.
<v Speaker 1>What can you please on boxy alarm clock? I need
<v Speaker 1>to see your meat hens touch some thing, said Simon
<v Speaker 1>and Chat. I'm doing it in a I'm doing it
<v Speaker 1>in a video. All right, give me the list.
<v Speaker 2>Okay. The list that I have concocted today is actually
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the fence about whether or not you're gonna
<v Speaker 2>like it because it's something of my own creation.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but it is. I will try and be nice.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, try to be nice. But here's the thing, right,
<v Speaker 2>I have always been a little nerd about planes, trains,
<v Speaker 2>and automobiles and things of that nature. Vehicles. I've always
<v Speaker 2>been the vehicle guests. Okay, well it could be if
<v Speaker 2>you want to save it for that, why don't you hear? Okay?
<v Speaker 2>So the the the category today is the modes of
<v Speaker 2>transportation in Nintendo.
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh that's okay, I could do that.
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, give me three seconds.
<v Speaker 1>Thing Shadow Generations released to October twenty fifth. Oh yeah, no,
<v Speaker 1>I don't care.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry.
<v Speaker 3>I have never seen you hate anything more than you
<v Speaker 3>hate Sonic games.
<v Speaker 1>I don't like Sonic games. I definitely wasn't thinking of that.
<v Speaker 1>But for all the Sonic fans out there, I'm really
<v Speaker 1>excited that you're getting another Sonic game, which is technically
<v Speaker 1>an old Sonic game that they just smashed shadow into
<v Speaker 1>to capitalize on the movie. But I'm not going to
<v Speaker 1>blame anybody for being a sucker and buying an old
<v Speaker 1>game just based on that. But because I do it
<v Speaker 1>all the time. Yeah, I read buy things all the time.
<v Speaker 1>I just had to buy Epic Mickey for sixty dollars.
<v Speaker 1>I already have that game. I had that game on
<v Speaker 1>we you have it on the switch, Now I have
<v Speaker 1>it on the switch. He thinks his wife actually listens
<v Speaker 1>to him, says Corey. I don't know what that's in
<v Speaker 1>relation to do you ever listen to Oh?
<v Speaker 3>It's because I didn't know which Mario game you were
<v Speaker 3>talking about.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, people just be saying about some relationship for
<v Speaker 1>getting confused about two Mario different Mario games, God forbid.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Chest's pretty visceral with that kind of stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm just sick and annoyed about audio hit.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, the audio is great now, by the way.
<v Speaker 1>I know. It's just every time, it's it's just every time.
<v Speaker 1>I'm so over it. I don't know what to do
<v Speaker 1>about it. There's nothing I can do about it. It
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter if I drive two hours to New York
<v Speaker 1>for my microphone to be off, or I sit right
<v Speaker 1>here in my living room for my microphone to be off.
<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, my mixture mixture was off, and the mixture
<v Speaker 2>was off for thirty seconds.
<v Speaker 1>So fine, as no one's fault. It's not your fault.
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's cursed. It's like I can't win.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, but you know what, We're having a good
<v Speaker 2>show today. People are enjoying themselves in the comments. I
<v Speaker 2>think so it is. Yeah, are you oh okay, hey,
<v Speaker 2>put a one in chat if you're enjoying the show.
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting more and more congested. My throat's hurt and
<v Speaker 1>more and more Welcome to my life.
<v Speaker 2>All right, are you ready for the definitive the definitive Planes, trains, automobiles,
<v Speaker 2>transportation of Nintendo list? Yes, all right, you know the rule.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta lock it in. Uh. The first one is
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna start with something relevant. Carby oh fun. Yeah. Now,
<v Speaker 2>keep in mind that these these can go all over
<v Speaker 2>the places from multiple games. You don't think Carby's sexy. No,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need you to pull that one back, dog. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>some people are gonna be upset by that.
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think he's sexy at all. Okay, Well Carby,
<v Speaker 1>I mean you can't get in it because it's it's him, right,
<v Speaker 1>I mean he can suck you in, I guess sure,
<v Speaker 1>but it's not. It's it's for him to drive himself.
<v Speaker 1>It's a solo experienced transportation. Am I Am I writing
<v Speaker 1>these in the concept of like how much how I
<v Speaker 1>would like to drive it?
<v Speaker 2>Sure, let's let's say that because for me like this
<v Speaker 2>is like it's it's a lot of I like controlling
<v Speaker 2>I like controlling vehicles in video games.
<v Speaker 1>Well, am I writing this like in real life? If
<v Speaker 1>I could get from here to the chicken shop to
<v Speaker 1>buy a delicious chicken later, what vehicle would I like
<v Speaker 1>to drive there? Or when I'm playing these games enjoyment
<v Speaker 1>with my enjoyment of using this vehicle in its own
<v Speaker 1>specific said games.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's go with the second one.
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense, all right, I mean, Kaby, I can
<v Speaker 1>take it or leave it because you can get around
<v Speaker 1>so many other ways in that game, you don't even
<v Speaker 1>have to use the cars. So I guess as a
<v Speaker 1>good starting point, I'm gonna go five. Now, if we
<v Speaker 1>were rating this, me going to the chicken shop be
<v Speaker 1>a much more interesting conversation.
<v Speaker 2>True, all right, well then we're gonna we're gonna go
<v Speaker 2>somewhere totally different with it. Then I'm just gonna use
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with just Yoshi as a mode of transportation.
<v Speaker 1>Now, again, if this was me going to the chicken shop,
<v Speaker 1>I'd have a whole wild conversation here, and I could
<v Speaker 1>do so many different avenues and have so much more
<v Speaker 1>to say. But if I'm just talking about in its
<v Speaker 1>own game, it's fine. I mean I feel like it's
<v Speaker 1>forced for a lot of the game. Yeah, it's okay,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Three three I mean unless you hit me,
<v Speaker 1>unless you hit me with one where in the game
<v Speaker 1>using it is a really clunky mechanic that sucks. They're
<v Speaker 1>all gonna be pretty high because they're all built to
<v Speaker 1>be the way that makes the game fun.
<v Speaker 3>But like in your opinion, like when that happened when
<v Speaker 3>you had to use that, were like no, I.
<v Speaker 1>Mean I don't only think about it. It's just how
<v Speaker 1>the game works.
<v Speaker 2>Well, if that's the case, right, let's uh, let's do
<v Speaker 2>this one. The I'll be curious to know if you
<v Speaker 2>actually know what this is. Is the f l U
<v Speaker 2>d D the flood in uh in Mario. Yeah, the
<v Speaker 2>flash Liquidizer Ultra dousing device.
<v Speaker 1>Now, if this was from here to the chicken shop,
<v Speaker 1>that might be a number one contender, because imagine how
<v Speaker 1>fun that would be.
<v Speaker 2>But well, this one, this one has a practical use too,
<v Speaker 2>because it cleans up ship.
<v Speaker 3>Right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if we're just doing like in the game,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was a it was a mechanic that
<v Speaker 1>helped you get around the game. I don't know. Seven, Yeah, you.
<v Speaker 2>Probably should have done this is get into the chicken shop.
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to keep I'll tell you the chicken shop
<v Speaker 1>answer every time. I'll compare because that's the fun one.
<v Speaker 2>Let's go with. Let's let's just go with this one's
<v Speaker 2>an interesting one, Samus is gunship.
<v Speaker 1>From here to the chicken shop? That would be sick actually,
<v Speaker 1>because imagine like you land in the parking lot, big.
<v Speaker 2>To do to get to the chicken shop.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I did at one already, but
<v Speaker 1>that would be like a two or something. Obviously in
<v Speaker 1>the game you don't fly it, so it's a ten.
<v Speaker 2>Damn you have.
<v Speaker 1>You have no control over the ship at all. It's
<v Speaker 1>it's not even it's not a fly. You don't use it.
<v Speaker 1>All right, it's a picture.
<v Speaker 2>Let's go with just a bog standard Mario Kart.
<v Speaker 1>From here the Chicken shop. I have a go Kut
<v Speaker 1>in my so badly want to drive at places, but
<v Speaker 1>taking it on the actual open road you can't. You
<v Speaker 1>can't because I'll get hit by a car latten, I'd
<v Speaker 1>probably die. But in saying that, if I was allowed to,
<v Speaker 1>just like in Japan where you can ride them around
<v Speaker 1>the streets. God, I wish this list was from here
<v Speaker 1>to the chicken shop.
<v Speaker 2>Well, there's only four them. We can we can redo
<v Speaker 2>it if you want.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm just saying if it was from here to
<v Speaker 1>the chicken shop, I don't really know like what I've
<v Speaker 1>placed because we're not keeping track of that, but that'd
<v Speaker 1>be pretty high. That'd be whatever the next highest one
<v Speaker 1>would be, so like three. Probably as far as in
<v Speaker 1>a game, it's literally the only way of every character
<v Speaker 1>you pick in the game will use a.
<v Speaker 2>Cast, but I did, I did say a bog standard
<v Speaker 2>Mario Kart. So do you like to switch it up?
<v Speaker 2>Or you know? Like, are you a bike guy? Are you?
<v Speaker 2>Are you bike curious? Ask me about no? I said,
<v Speaker 2>a bog standard Mario standard like the like the like
<v Speaker 2>the default, like the wire, like the I forgot what
<v Speaker 2>it's called, but the standard frame like cart.
<v Speaker 1>If we're going to just standard car and a Mario Karte,
<v Speaker 1>I mean again, all characters can use all cots cuts
<v Speaker 1>roll the same cut as a car. It's the only way.
<v Speaker 1>It's not like you have a choice of like running
<v Speaker 1>all using a cart. So I don't know. They're all
<v Speaker 1>the same ten as well nine, And it's just how
<v Speaker 1>you play the game. Am I like writing like Mario
<v Speaker 1>coott compared to Yoshi?
<v Speaker 3>You are of the list which ones do you like?
<v Speaker 2>The like? Do you like being in a Mario Kart
<v Speaker 2>in Mario Kart more than you like being on Yoshi
<v Speaker 2>in Super Mario Brothers.
<v Speaker 1>It depends what game I feel like playing. I don't
<v Speaker 1>really I don't really think about that, but if I was,
<v Speaker 1>if I was to go here to the chicken shop,
<v Speaker 1>I'd probably rather have Yoshi because I don't have a
<v Speaker 1>fun little pet and like you'd be.
<v Speaker 2>Going on this is probably one for the bonus.
<v Speaker 1>Hit me with the next one.
<v Speaker 2>Wait where are you putting that one? Nine?
<v Speaker 1>Then it doesn't matter. I already did the good I
<v Speaker 1>did the three for the good list.
<v Speaker 2>How about uh, let's do And this is one of
<v Speaker 2>my favorites.
<v Speaker 1>An R wing an Yeah, same as semesis ship. I'm
<v Speaker 1>pulling in that chicken shop landing in an A wing, right,
<v Speaker 1>people are going to look, people are going to stack,
<v Speaker 1>people are gonna have questions about how I have had
<v Speaker 1>a spaceship. Then I can also like go to space
<v Speaker 1>in it, I can like fly around space so I
<v Speaker 1>can get into dog fights.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would be sick. Much more interested in the
<v Speaker 2>R Wing than you are the Landmaster, I imagine.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that don't know what that is.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, somebody's never played Super Smash Bros. With Fox. That's
<v Speaker 2>this big old tank, is it? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I don't Actually I don't like stuff Fox like as
<v Speaker 1>a game.
<v Speaker 3>You played that one game for.
<v Speaker 1>Like, But if we're talking about having a space ship
<v Speaker 1>and I can go to other planets, yah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's right up there. That's as close to
<v Speaker 1>one as we can get. So one two, Well, I'm
<v Speaker 1>not at that list. Oh for a Chicken Shop list,
<v Speaker 1>it's as high as I haven't placed something in a
<v Speaker 1>video game. That's just how you that's just how you
<v Speaker 1>play the game. And I don't really like stuff Fox,
<v Speaker 1>so it'd be like the lowest I could possibly put it.
<v Speaker 2>Also, we get twenty six dollars from Clint Thurman said,
<v Speaker 2>how BBDA yesterday enough Starbucks drink and expensive sandwich. Enough
<v Speaker 2>for a Starbucks drinking expensive sandwich, twenty six dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, thank you so much. That's so much,
<v Speaker 1>thank you.
<v Speaker 2>How about uh blue Falcon F zero.
<v Speaker 1>Blue? Oh h.
<v Speaker 3>M hmm.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much the same as the gokar.
<v Speaker 2>As far as like not really riding into the Chicken shop, huh,
<v Speaker 2>we're not writing it too the Chicken Shop, are we.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's like a car essentially. I already have it.
<v Speaker 1>I have a test list, so it's like the same.
<v Speaker 1>This is an electric fast car, so get into the
<v Speaker 1>Chicken shop. That's pretty low down on the list.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>As far as like the this list, I don't care
<v Speaker 1>is wherever we have like six whatever? Yeah, whatever, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know a big fan of Cerio either. Falcon Well,
<v Speaker 1>that's a weird one that sucks on both lists.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, well damn, I'm gonna mix it up and
<v Speaker 2>do a warp pipe.
<v Speaker 3>Oh we're getting at the Chicken Shop.
<v Speaker 2>Now, getting the Chicken Shop.
<v Speaker 1>Now, that's boring to the Chicken Shop. It's not rolling
<v Speaker 1>in style, that's just moving me to the Chicken Shop. However,
<v Speaker 1>if we remove the Chicken Shop from the equation and
<v Speaker 1>we can warp pipe to anywhere in the world.
<v Speaker 3>Well that was what it implies. I know.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying that way, Like we wouldn't have to
<v Speaker 1>fly anywhere. We could just like get to Japan on
<v Speaker 1>a warp pipe. That would be sick. So that's number one,
<v Speaker 1>as close to one as we can get on the
<v Speaker 1>Chicken Shop list.
<v Speaker 2>Yo, how come they don't have like at the airport
<v Speaker 2>in Japan? Like, how come their gates aren't warp pipes
<v Speaker 2>in places? Sometimes?
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know who's TSA.
<v Speaker 2>Probably I'm just saying that they should seem it, you know,
<v Speaker 2>like all of Japan.
<v Speaker 1>Should be in Japan. It's just every just Pan should
<v Speaker 1>just be Mario.
<v Speaker 2>Everything should just be Mario. And Japan.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in a game I don't really I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>just one screen to another. It's not like I don't
<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm going control what is it? Yeah, that's
<v Speaker 1>that's that's the lowest possible, which is four.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've saved some good ones for you. So you've
<v Speaker 2>got You've still got the Spirit train I mean from Zouda.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hate that game low as possible, which is
<v Speaker 1>which is yeah. Fine, it's also super impractical to get
<v Speaker 1>to the chicken shop in that because.
<v Speaker 3>There's no there's.
<v Speaker 1>No train tracks, and you're also limited to just the
<v Speaker 1>train tracks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well your last one is probably going to
<v Speaker 2>be your number one anyways. It's it's the sailboat from
<v Speaker 2>wind Waker.
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I can't.
<v Speaker 3>That's impossible.
<v Speaker 1>I can't get to the chicken shop. I hate open
<v Speaker 1>water in the actual base game. That thing is so slow,
<v Speaker 1>So if I wanted to take it to Japan, I'm
<v Speaker 1>probably gonna die on the way. Who am I gre
<v Speaker 1>to Thornberg? She does, doesn't she? Yeah, she's her whole
<v Speaker 1>thing climbing play right. Wait, who was the kid that
<v Speaker 1>like went around the world in a boat? Oh that's
<v Speaker 1>not her, that's definitely not. Oh, I thought Greta was
<v Speaker 1>like the boat girl. Who was the boat girl? I
<v Speaker 1>don't know.
<v Speaker 3>I know what you're talking about, but I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>There was some girl that like, she like went on
<v Speaker 1>a voyage around like half the world and a boat.
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was Greta. I thought she became like
<v Speaker 1>an activist after that.
<v Speaker 3>She was an activist.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, then who's Greta? What's she doing? She's a climate
<v Speaker 1>change is an activists in general changing real. Yeah, be careful, brother, Sorry,
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to piss everybody off today, like intentionally.
<v Speaker 1>That that what I didn't like. I take that one back,
<v Speaker 1>I do it. I believe in climate change. Actually, I
<v Speaker 1>remember the day I found out my uncle doesn't. That
<v Speaker 1>was a lot for me, a lot. He was like,
<v Speaker 1>he is a brother to me. I love him so much.
<v Speaker 1>And then one day I remember we were talking on
<v Speaker 1>the phone and he was like telling me why climate
<v Speaker 1>change isn't real.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, no, he has a child.
<v Speaker 1>What happened?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well hey he's not he's not voting here, right, No?
<v Speaker 1>No, no, but good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a rough one for sure.
<v Speaker 1>Someone tell me who that girl was. I'm losing my mind.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what who?
<v Speaker 1>What am I doing? A boat? I mean a boat sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's already number one.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they can't in the list. It's fine, it's
<v Speaker 1>fun in that game.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you don't really get to take a boat to
<v Speaker 2>the Chicken shop unfortunately.
<v Speaker 1>Can I see my Chicken Shop list?
<v Speaker 2>I mean I can only I can only record one
<v Speaker 2>list at a time. And this was your and.
<v Speaker 1>You recorded the bad one.
<v Speaker 2>Well we could. Hey, I'll tell you. I'll tell you
<v Speaker 2>what we could. We'll have, we'll have, We'll have Maxis
<v Speaker 2>do it and post.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, tell me the Chicken Shop list. Chicken Shop list
<v Speaker 1>sailing lady was Jessica Watson.
<v Speaker 2>All right.
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that name at.
<v Speaker 3>All, No, but I do remember this.
<v Speaker 1>I really thought it was Greta Thornburg. I thought that
<v Speaker 1>I got these two golds mixed up. There's two activist women.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well it's Greta Thunberg. For one thing. She's German.
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure, right, yeah, something like that.
<v Speaker 1>Cobby yeah, Carby translation yea yeah, all right, I'm done.
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel good.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we made it to the hour.
<v Speaker 1>My energy is that is at a literal basement level,
<v Speaker 1>all time low, like the time long. Okay, I'm not
<v Speaker 1>even like, I'm not even funny, my throat huts.
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were pretty funny when the MIC's cut out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was on fire up til the MIC's.
<v Speaker 2>Come You were doing great?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well remember the first time we talked
<v Speaker 1>about the alarm clockt and you guys were laughing at
<v Speaker 1>all my jokes. I remember the second time when I
<v Speaker 1>tried to redo it and you guys were dead silent.
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, because it's not funny the second time.
<v Speaker 1>I know.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I know that it's unfortunate. Curse curse the
<v Speaker 2>audio devil, you know whoever that is.
<v Speaker 1>Guys, We we gotta do a bonus now, yeah, another
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes of this, right, so if you want to
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<v Speaker 1>Hey rate the next one.
<v Speaker 2>We had a good time, though, I had a good time, did.
<v Speaker 1>A good time.
<v Speaker 2>The ones in chapter four did you have a good time. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, you gotta lead in to the mic.
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<v Speaker 2>Will be I promise it'll be good. All right, bye
<v Speaker 2>bye bye.
<v Speaker 1>We quote the comments on that one.