Revisiting WWF RAW 1999 The Rock Symbolizes Paul Bearer on Brahma Bull & KOTR 99 Go Home Show

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode two ninety six. This
<v Speaker 2>is the only man, and I mean the only man
<v Speaker 2>to achieve the triple crown in DPW. What's my fucking name?
<v Speaker 2>Jake something? Today James and Johnny are talking about WWF.
<v Speaker 2>Raw is War June twenty first, nineteen ninety nine. The
<v Speaker 2>episode where the rock symbolizes Paul Bear on the Brahma Bull.
<v Speaker 2>Pretty crazy and now it's signed for the Deadlock updates,
<v Speaker 2>a new watch this is on Patreon, Macho Man versus
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair and a Lifeguard match, Yeah, a Lifeguard match
<v Speaker 2>heard they had two hundred thousand people at this one.
<v Speaker 2>A new retro sync is up. Also, it's the Bang
<v Speaker 2>three sixteen episode of Raw nineteen ninety eight. DPW just
<v Speaker 2>had events in Las Vegas and Japan these past few
<v Speaker 2>weeks and you can find them on the brand new
<v Speaker 2>DPW on demand app. It's available on the iOS, Android
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<v Speaker 2>Get in or get the fuck out, And as always,
<v Speaker 2>let's fucking go.
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<v Speaker 1>where we talk about the show that we watched this past.
<v Speaker 1>WEEK ww yeah for ra Is War june twenty, first
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety, nine.
<v Speaker 3>And interesting way we came out into doing this, episode
<v Speaker 3>and this is how the show. Works i'll can be
<v Speaker 3>a little behind the scenes. Everybody it was FOUR am
<v Speaker 3>AND i jump into a call With, james And james, says,
<v Speaker 3>hey did you see that fucking thig Where Paul barry
<v Speaker 3>got put on a big ass probab bull? Symbol AND
<v Speaker 3>i said. No jim said that was funny as. SHIT i,
<v Speaker 3>said we should watch. It and this is how we
<v Speaker 3>are here.
<v Speaker 1>And we're In. Japan we and it's like one am right,
<v Speaker 1>now it is one. Am it Is.
<v Speaker 3>Japan, james so THIS i, mean we're supposed to record
<v Speaker 3>this fourteen times over by this, point BUT i got super.
<v Speaker 3>Sick i'm just now coming out of. It james is
<v Speaker 3>probably a day or two away from getting out of.
<v Speaker 1>This that would be. Awesome that would be.
<v Speaker 3>Sick, SO i, mean but we will have more for
<v Speaker 3>The japan stories and all that once we're out Of.
<v Speaker 3>Japan we still have about a few days left, here
<v Speaker 3>so just in case anything exciting. HAPPENS i didn't want
<v Speaker 3>to do The japan trip tour story without. That, yeah
<v Speaker 3>so you have that to look forward to the next.
<v Speaker 1>One and if we sound fucking weird just because we're
<v Speaker 1>just using equipment that we can.
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<v Speaker 3>we're out here to make the show. Happen and it's
<v Speaker 3>pretty nice, though it's super nice. Stuff, yeah we're in
<v Speaker 3>a nice little airbnb and we'll be back to normal,
<v Speaker 3>here but at the very least you'll know that we're
<v Speaker 3>still fucking here to kick some. Ass and before we
<v Speaker 3>get into this episode Of, row let's take a look
<v Speaker 3>at what was going on in the world all the
<v Speaker 3>time With The Wrestling. Observer newsletter From The, Observer june twenty,
<v Speaker 3>first nineteen ninety. Nine Rena mirro's appearance ON Wcw nitro
<v Speaker 3>On june, fourteenth while still under contract for THE, wf raises.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of legal.
<v Speaker 3>Questions mirror was seated in the front row At nitro
<v Speaker 3>with numerous camera close ups coming out just before TEN
<v Speaker 3>pm and A Kevin nash. Interview the crowd reacted big to,
<v Speaker 3>her to the point that While nash was attempting to
<v Speaker 3>do his, interview there was a huge sable. Chant in,
<v Speaker 3>addition there was a sign posted that may have been a,
<v Speaker 3>plant shown clearly on camera Saying sable, One vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 3>Zero she was never identified as Either sable Or Rena.
<v Speaker 3>Mirro Eric bischoff was the only one who really commented on,
<v Speaker 3>her just noting that she's he's Seen playboy and making cryptic,
<v Speaker 3>comments which is she just says that, right, WELL i
<v Speaker 3>see A playboy earlier in the week on The. Internet
<v Speaker 3>bischoff trying to tease that she alluding to a female
<v Speaker 3>with blonde hair in a litigation against a wrestling, promoter
<v Speaker 3>but never saying the name Is Sable Orrina miro was
<v Speaker 3>the driver of The humvy that ran Into Kevin. Nash,
<v Speaker 3>however ALL wcb announcers were instructed to on television not
<v Speaker 3>even go as so far as to tease it that
<v Speaker 3>it may have been a woman driving the hum v
<v Speaker 3>ww is trying to say that she bought a ticket
<v Speaker 3>to the, show but HER wbf contract specifically forbids her
<v Speaker 3>making appearances of this type on A wcb. Broadcast The
<v Speaker 3>mirrors were offered a contract released BY wwf that would
<v Speaker 3>Allow mark to return to ww, immediately but would not
<v Speaker 3>allow her to work for ww until our contract expires
<v Speaker 3>In august of.
<v Speaker 1>One where she goes to the ex w, yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, sam but you want to take credit for running
<v Speaker 3>Over Kevin.
<v Speaker 1>Nash and we never follow up on the. Funk would
<v Speaker 1>she have been the one that Given nash with a
<v Speaker 1>car because then they can have a power bomb? MATCH,
<v Speaker 1>Whoa holy, shit you're, right which would have been awesome
<v Speaker 1>Now i'm thinking about. It, yeah maybe maybe there was
<v Speaker 1>legs this.
<v Speaker 3>One so some of THESE i mentioned in a previous,
<v Speaker 3>episode but there's just little ones here and There i'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna bring up, again like this one Where meltzer says
<v Speaker 3>the guy who bid eleven nine nine dollars and nine
<v Speaker 3>nine cents For Tammy sitch's old breast implants that hardened didn't,
<v Speaker 3>pay so they're backup for.
<v Speaker 1>Auction, YEAH i MEAN i wouldn't pay.
<v Speaker 3>Either IN Wf, news apparently the plan For vince to
<v Speaker 3>be The Higher power wasn't decided until the last, minute
<v Speaker 3>as several were. Considered Mick foley was among these ass
<v Speaker 3>and he turned it down as the plan apparently was
<v Speaker 3>to turn a top baby face. Heel foley was gonna
<v Speaker 3>be fucking considered For Higher, Power, vince even your immediate
<v Speaker 3>family bought. It and here's a shocker for especially for this, Episode.
<v Speaker 3>James The beaver cleavage gimmick is in the process of
<v Speaker 3>being re. Evaluated, YEAH i think we saw. That we
<v Speaker 3>do see that on this, one which maybe it should
<v Speaker 3>have been re evaluated from the start of making this guy,
<v Speaker 3>Momfucker and by, MOMFUCKER i mean his own.
<v Speaker 1>Mom what if he was a good wrestler or something
<v Speaker 1>of that, Sort get the fuck out of this fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Show From The Observer june twenty, eighth nineteen ninety, NINE
<v Speaker 3>ufo is reviving the Big Van vader gimmick for a
<v Speaker 3>huge newcomer Named Sylvester turcai holy, fuck who has worked
<v Speaker 3>some small shows in The Los angeles area As sylvester
<v Speaker 3>The lunatic and because of a size and athletic, background
<v Speaker 3>has already signed a development and deal with THE. Wf
<v Speaker 3>this is fucking ninety.
<v Speaker 1>Nine. Dude imagine that dude with like the leather face
<v Speaker 1>mask on or, something Or jason. Mask, yeah that'd be
<v Speaker 1>pretty fucking. Cool they were in the market of like
<v Speaker 1>try and. Stupid, well yes they were.
<v Speaker 3>Right this Is, japan THIS, Ufo oh, right, yes this is,
<v Speaker 3>fine but it could have brought him As, VADER i.
<v Speaker 3>Guess BUT ufo is trying to bring him In. Vader
<v Speaker 3>he'll debut on the six twenty Nine osaka show Against
<v Speaker 3>Eric ulrich wearing the Old New Japan vader gimmick with
<v Speaker 3>the head piece with steam coming out of. It there
<v Speaker 3>was a lawsuit In japan several years ago over the intellectual,
<v Speaker 3>property and it was ruled That enoki owned the Name
<v Speaker 3>Big Van vader and the gimmick head. Gear, however the
<v Speaker 3>Name vader itself was public domain because of the popularity
<v Speaker 3>of the Character Darth vader From The Star War that's.
<v Speaker 1>Right He andoki had the head gear made for him
<v Speaker 1>specifically when he came To. JAPAN i didn't know, That,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah so he had that. Made the with the, theatrics
<v Speaker 1>the smoke and everything was. Awesome. YEAH i, mean that's
<v Speaker 1>one of the greatest characters.
<v Speaker 3>EVER i don't remember hearing much About sylvester turkais run
<v Speaker 3>As Big Van, vader SO i can only imagine it.
<v Speaker 3>Went goldberg did an interview and talked About Rick. Flair
<v Speaker 3>he was pretty hard On flair and at one point
<v Speaker 3>said he was seventy years, old and also joked about
<v Speaker 3>their match In minneapolis After goldberg speared him and lifted
<v Speaker 3>him up in the slam and said that while lifting
<v Speaker 3>you over the, Air flair whispered in his. Ear remember two.
<v Speaker 3>Things i'm a fifty year old, man.
<v Speaker 1>AND i love. You that must have been a very
<v Speaker 1>very big, spear.
<v Speaker 3>DUDE i, mean unless he really Thought goldberg was about
<v Speaker 3>the fucking put him through the rig or.
<v Speaker 1>SOMETHING i love. YOU i, mean look at, that. Dude
<v Speaker 1>that's What Sean michael said before he kicked. Them people
<v Speaker 1>got it. Wrong i'm a fifty year old man AND
<v Speaker 1>i love.
<v Speaker 3>You Charles robinson ended up with four cracked vertebrae in
<v Speaker 3>his upper back From Randy savage landing on him with
<v Speaker 3>so much weight on his chest during the big elbow
<v Speaker 3>in THAT tv. Match when he came, back the idea
<v Speaker 3>is to turn him into an, angle but that'll mean
<v Speaker 3>More Flair Versus savage, matches what nobody wants to.
<v Speaker 1>See, well if you want to see Some.
<v Speaker 3>Flair Versus savage, matches you go to Our, patriarch because
<v Speaker 3>we Watched flair Versus savage in a lifeguard, match WHICH
<v Speaker 3>i don't remember any of the.
<v Speaker 1>MATCH i do remember that we learned afterwards that Bunk
<v Speaker 1>house but was in that, match which is pretty.
<v Speaker 3>Interesting, well we also learned Y. Wf Brian alvarez is fed.
<v Speaker 1>Right, yes we learned. That, yes that's pretty.
<v Speaker 3>Cool so a lot of unraveling truths and and and
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<v Speaker 1>NOW i Think Brian alvarez gave that life guard, MAX
<v Speaker 1>i mean ninety. Five maybe it was a little. Nicer
<v Speaker 1>he was about to storm the ring with the.
<v Speaker 3>Boys, yeah So Charles robinson got fucked up, here broke
<v Speaker 3>four vertebrae on an.
<v Speaker 1>Elbow, YEAH i, Mean macha man was doing the macho
<v Speaker 1>madness gimmick at this.
<v Speaker 3>POINT i think maybe he thought it Was flair for.
<v Speaker 3>Real it just kind of got up there and saw
<v Speaker 3>the hair and, boy fucking heat This you.
<v Speaker 1>Say that's n you want to give To. Nietzsche you
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<v Speaker 1>make you a? Ref fucking? Angle nobody tells me anything around.
<v Speaker 3>Here he Broke Charles robinson's back because he thought he
<v Speaker 3>Turned Rick flair into a ref And chase's angle.
<v Speaker 1>Pretty.
<v Speaker 3>Good, well that is it's for the observer portion of the. Show,
<v Speaker 3>now let's talk ABOUT Wwf Monday Night Row june twenty,
<v Speaker 3>first nineteen ninety.
<v Speaker 1>Nine all, right time to get INTO wwf Raw'z war
<v Speaker 1>For june twenty, first nineteen ninety. Nine we start with
<v Speaker 1>the Code open. Here vince McMahon says that the corporate
<v Speaker 1>ministry will not, disintegrate and.
<v Speaker 3>Will in fact not. Disintegrate that's not gonna happen. Tonight
<v Speaker 3>and he says it feels like that's like the he
<v Speaker 3>got stuck on the. Odds we gotta make sure the
<v Speaker 3>angle is there not. Disintegrating, yea all, RIGHT i see. That,
<v Speaker 3>well There's rock for Some taker on a non title.
<v Speaker 3>Match TRIPLE h ends up joining that, match and it's
<v Speaker 3>a triple, threat but really the handicap Because undertaker and
<v Speaker 3>triplehre on the same page And rock must win this
<v Speaker 3>match to earn A wwf title match At king of The. Ring,
<v Speaker 3>taker this is still. World still on the. Video by the,
<v Speaker 3>Way Taker Chokeslam's Rock china accidentally Trips, undertaker And taker
<v Speaker 3>of course is fucking mad at. This he gooseles, Her
<v Speaker 3>TRIPLE h sees this is, mad Grabs taker and hangman's
<v Speaker 3>him on the, ropes and Then TRIPLE h ends up
<v Speaker 3>getting hit with the rock bottom and the rock. Wins,
<v Speaker 3>finish great fucking, finish AND i think We i'm pretty
<v Speaker 3>sure we watched this.
<v Speaker 1>Episode oh, really, YEAH i think. So that's.
<v Speaker 3>Cool So Triple ah jumps take her after the match
<v Speaker 3>and they, brawl and J. R of course says the corporate,
<v Speaker 3>Ministries justine, grinning Just shine, grading And vince, says that's
<v Speaker 3>that's not.
<v Speaker 1>Good out of, that we will not. Disintegrate no ill
<v Speaker 1>show you. DISINTEGRADE i KNOW i have written. DISINTEGRATED i
<v Speaker 1>think they just replayed the audio. Thing of, course they
<v Speaker 1>played the intro for Raw why AM i the thorn
<v Speaker 1>in your? EYE i don't think he ever gets the
<v Speaker 1>answer to that, one but, no, nonetheless it is very.
<v Speaker 3>Cool Jeff Hardy, Swanton Jeff harty made it into the
<v Speaker 3>intro this. Point it's very, EARLY i guess in The hearty's.
<v Speaker 3>Career so that was cool to. See and as, usual
<v Speaker 3>a ton of fucking, pyro just unbelievable pyro, crowd big,
<v Speaker 3>crowd big ass fucking logo on the trin And rawls
<v Speaker 3>war a million. Signs one of the signs says save a,
<v Speaker 3>Tree eat a.
<v Speaker 1>Beaver M one of the beaver cleavage. Fans he is
<v Speaker 1>going to be disappointed. Tonight, WOW i want to fuck
<v Speaker 1>up for this.
<v Speaker 3>Time. Jr, says will just be the night at The Corporate.
<v Speaker 3>Minister we'll finally. Dishinigret we will, not will, Not And jared,
<v Speaker 3>Says I'm Jim ross And i'm here what could be
<v Speaker 3>the future mayor Of, Memphis Tennessee's Jerry Lawler and we're
<v Speaker 3>here In.
<v Speaker 1>Memphis, GOD i hope. Not so we start out here
<v Speaker 1>with what becomes The Corporate ministry Town, hall which starts
<v Speaker 1>off With TRIPLE h coming out in his ring.
<v Speaker 3>Gear he comes out to higher brain, pattern which is
<v Speaker 3>like before My time and all that.
<v Speaker 1>Shit he comes no lyric.
<v Speaker 3>Music i'm very nostalgic for the tron because it's the
<v Speaker 3>BIG hhh letters with him in the middle going, whoa
<v Speaker 3>Which i'm very reminded of wrestling in two thousand the video.
<v Speaker 1>Game he looks, crazy he looks, nuts he LOOKS i
<v Speaker 1>Love china with the. Glasses all, OKAY i put that
<v Speaker 1>down here. Too That china comes out with the. Glasses
<v Speaker 1>this is like one of my Favorite china looks LIKE
<v Speaker 1>i think she's just. YEAH i, mean if you gave
<v Speaker 1>her the world title. Here i'd be, like, yeah, totally,
<v Speaker 1>yeah it'll totally makes. Sense AND i thought they would Have, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>sure why? Not she was. INVOLVED i mean we just
<v Speaker 1>saw it on The Cold, open but she was involved
<v Speaker 1>in a lot of the main event finishes in.
<v Speaker 3>This, yeah like them having her win The rumble and
<v Speaker 3>beat Fucking triple h H atmania for the belt would have.
<v Speaker 3>NOT i don't think anybody would have been batting an.
<v Speaker 1>Eye it was cool when she had The icy belt.
<v Speaker 1>Though it was, Fine, yeah that was.
<v Speaker 3>Cool So Triple edge gets in the ring and gets
<v Speaker 3>on the mic and, says the time for talking is.
<v Speaker 1>Over take, her get your dead ass out. Here let's
<v Speaker 1>do this right. Now and the crowd's fucking fired, up
<v Speaker 1>AND i was, like, Oh i'm kind of fired. Up
<v Speaker 1>they usually see twenty minute promo starting this. SHOW i
<v Speaker 1>think that's WHAT i was exciting BECAUSE i THOUGHT i was, like,
<v Speaker 1>oh we're going to. FIGHT i should have known, better,
<v Speaker 1>DUDE i, mean this is the most twenty minute Promo
<v Speaker 1>i've ever.
<v Speaker 3>SEEN i should have fucking known that there was gonna
<v Speaker 3>be just some bullshit. Here So taker comes. Out, Uh
<v Speaker 3>taker's theme is also fucking awesome here this IS i,
<v Speaker 3>mean we talk about this Error taker a, lot but
<v Speaker 3>his music and his look was very.
<v Speaker 1>Cool, yeah, absolutely very Least yeah, Absolutely And taker comes
<v Speaker 1>out with THE wwf title around his, waist which is
<v Speaker 1>fucking cool as. Shit pretty.
<v Speaker 3>Interesting Paul barr is here with him as, well and
<v Speaker 3>they're not waiting for the beat drop or. Anything they
<v Speaker 3>immediately walk down to the. Ring vince comes out in
<v Speaker 3>the stage as they're about to fight and, says, oh stop.
<v Speaker 1>It, stop we want we will, not we will. Not
<v Speaker 1>Corporate ministry hit the ring to break it up And
<v Speaker 1>vince comes. Down he, says, no no, way, no no,
<v Speaker 1>no And.
<v Speaker 3>Vince gets in the ring, SAYS i appreciate unbridled ambition and,
<v Speaker 3>spirit but not, tonight. Gentlemen it's exactly what they would.
<v Speaker 3>Want they would want to see the corporate ministry. Divided
<v Speaker 3>see must Have they don't, say disintegrate this whole, promo
<v Speaker 3>you must have forgot, uh divide it Into and that's
<v Speaker 3>What Stone cold would, want and that's what The rock would.
<v Speaker 3>Want and just to prove my, point let me ask
<v Speaker 3>you all, question how many of you would like to
<v Speaker 3>see in this ring? Tonight Hanor, Hurst helmsley and The
<v Speaker 3>undertaker bag the hell out of hl there and the
<v Speaker 3>crowd pops and even jeris, yeah oh hell, yeah oh hell,
<v Speaker 3>yeah hell, yeah shut the. Off vince, says, well not
<v Speaker 3>tonight and not any night in the corporate ministry is
<v Speaker 3>in fact, one.
<v Speaker 1>The corporate ministry is. Fine, well the.
<v Speaker 3>Crowd starts, chaining, asshole And vince, Says.
<v Speaker 1>Shadow he, says to ask a, shot don't do.
<v Speaker 3>It vince, says there are individuals entering The king of
<v Speaker 3>The ring tournaments and they're all hopeful to be Crowned
<v Speaker 3>king of The. Ring, well you can't always get what you.
<v Speaker 3>Want and this year we're not crowning A king of The.
<v Speaker 3>Ring we're crowning A queen of The, ring which in.
<v Speaker 1>Points Of, china which also would have been. Awesome me
<v Speaker 1>and the crowd of the Time, machine And vince, says And,
<v Speaker 1>rock you can't get always what you. Want, huh that's
<v Speaker 1>how he says. It let me try that one, more, turn.
<v Speaker 3>Says The rock wants to BE wf, champion and This
<v Speaker 3>Sunday Rock undertaker is going to take you.
<v Speaker 1>And crush you into, oblivion and.
<v Speaker 3>That would bring us to someone else who can't always
<v Speaker 3>get what he wants the NEW ceo of THE Wf
<v Speaker 3>stone Called Steve. Austin So austin is STILL ceo of
<v Speaker 3>the company at the, times.
<v Speaker 1>And the crowd pops are okay at this, point like
<v Speaker 1>everyone's getting a pretty good pop, here and THEN Ceo
<v Speaker 1>Steve austin comes out in this place, eruugh they.
<v Speaker 3>Go absolutely fucking. CRAZY i, Mean vince, says while you're
<v Speaker 3>back at the corporate, headquarters me And chane challenge you
<v Speaker 3>to a ladder, match and we'll put your title OF.
<v Speaker 3>Ceo we'll take our certificates of, ownership we'll put them
<v Speaker 3>up in that stinky briefcase of yours hanging above the,
<v Speaker 3>ring and the first man to reach up will be
<v Speaker 3>the total victor and win it. All And shane And
<v Speaker 3>vince McMahan understand the corporate, Ladder we understand the ladder of.
<v Speaker 3>Success and when it's all said and, done you'll be
<v Speaker 3>right here where you, started at the very bottom of the.
<v Speaker 1>Ladder austin will bow down to the McMahons in the
<v Speaker 1>ladder matchow.
<v Speaker 3>Out the bottom wrong of the, ladder and the hell
<v Speaker 3>you've experienced will be nothing like you will experience at
<v Speaker 3>The king of The ring and then there's awkward silence
<v Speaker 3>Because vince is looking At, shane AND i swear to,
<v Speaker 3>God vince looks At shane and, says what's my line.
<v Speaker 1>And tell them we're not.
<v Speaker 3>Shy, John, vince, dude, Yeah Vince's it's like they're all standing,
<v Speaker 3>there the crowd's not really doing. Anything shane And vince
<v Speaker 3>are having a conversation And vince is trying to figure
<v Speaker 3>out what to. Say and Then vince, says And, austin
<v Speaker 3>you will bow and defeat at the hands of the
<v Speaker 3>commands in the ladder. Match and then there's awkward silence,
<v Speaker 3>again And vince is like he's about to start tugging
<v Speaker 3>on his, ear.
<v Speaker 1>Like this is getting fucked.
<v Speaker 3>Up and Then Stone colds music, hits so something went
<v Speaker 3>all right, there, dude.
<v Speaker 1>And the crowd pop is JUST i, mean this guy
<v Speaker 1>is so over this. POINT I i can't say enough
<v Speaker 1>how this is the coolest guy ON. Tv Probably i'm
<v Speaker 1>not just talking about Ww. Frock he's like he's A tv,
<v Speaker 1>guide he's in, magazine he's a star. Star, yeah, Right
<v Speaker 1>like this is just the coolest guy In. America he comes,
<v Speaker 1>out he drinks, beers and he kicks his boss's ass
<v Speaker 1>and he's the boss right, now.
<v Speaker 3>And he wears a chain and he's bald a good team.
<v Speaker 3>Shorts who's doing it like? That someone should start taking
<v Speaker 3>that and doing it somewhere. Else but talking about guys
<v Speaker 3>that look fucking. Cool austin comes out and a show
<v Speaker 3>shot learing and a chain invents and behind them Is,
<v Speaker 3>viscera And viscera Is Jocketti.
<v Speaker 1>Ivan viscera with trash bag. OUTFIT i, mean this guy's,
<v Speaker 1>awesome one of the.
<v Speaker 3>Best So austin comes out in here and he has
<v Speaker 3>a ladder and he's got a beer in his, hand
<v Speaker 3>and he sets the ladder up and climbs it and
<v Speaker 3>he's sitting up there with his fucking jeene, shorts And austin,
<v Speaker 3>says as the NEW ceo of The World Wrestling federation
<v Speaker 3>and your, BOSS i will come out here and go
<v Speaker 3>on the record as SAYING i accept the winner takes a.
<v Speaker 1>Handicap ladder match that can't get a, ring AND.
<v Speaker 3>I would also like to go on record as, saying
<v Speaker 3>you and the boy wonder, There shane are the too
<v Speaker 3>sorriest bastard EMPLOYEES i ever had de love.
<v Speaker 1>With lawler says he's got that stinking corporate.
<v Speaker 3>Beer After waller, says After all says, That lolla says
<v Speaker 3>What austin, Says, VINCE i will say this down the,
<v Speaker 3>ROAD i will once again BE wf. Champion but for
<v Speaker 3>the media, Future Stone Coach Steve austin is having a
<v Speaker 3>blast running your stupid little, company and the WAY i see,
<v Speaker 3>IT i might just see fit to make it a
<v Speaker 3>full time. Position you could be rest. Assured and you
<v Speaker 3>look at me WHEN i say, This, vince with your
<v Speaker 3>little beady. Eyes WHEN i get your ass and you
<v Speaker 3>look at, me, boy wonder you little. Bastard WHEN i
<v Speaker 3>get you in that. Ring you can go up the,
<v Speaker 3>ladder you go up down the, ladder you can run
<v Speaker 3>around the damn. Ladder but you're both your asses Belonging
<v Speaker 3>Stone Coach Steve. Austin that's ALL i got to worry.
<v Speaker 1>About that he popped off every. Catchphrase he's gotten. This,
<v Speaker 1>yeah he was going for.
<v Speaker 3>It austin says he was in his office the other day.
<v Speaker 3>DRINKING i was in my office the other day making, decisions,
<v Speaker 3>actually AND i came up with a stipulation for. You
<v Speaker 3>if one of your pathetic little members of the Corporate
<v Speaker 3>ministry interfe're on our. Match you will be. Disqualified stone Go.
<v Speaker 3>Steve austin will get the victory and one hundred percent
<v Speaker 3>of control out THE. Wwf and that's ALL i got
<v Speaker 3>to say about. It you can't keep ending sentences with.
<v Speaker 3>All that's all ALL i got to, say AND i keep.
<v Speaker 3>Talking well, anyway Well vince, says, no you're not in,
<v Speaker 3>Control vince or, Sorry, shane lie still have fifty. Percent
<v Speaker 3>so this is the, stipulation no holds, barred anything Goes.
<v Speaker 3>AUSTIN i don't care if it's the eighty Second airborne
<v Speaker 3>comes in and joins us in this. MATCH i don't
<v Speaker 3>give a damn. Huh you probably should care if the
<v Speaker 3>eighty Second airborne flew into the.
<v Speaker 1>Ring and why Begause vince And shane Nick. Man, okay
<v Speaker 1>SO i thought cool promo.
<v Speaker 3>OVER i, mean they set the angle right and then
<v Speaker 3>like something will happen, later because that's what should Happen.
<v Speaker 3>Austin but they. Don't you don't see it because it
<v Speaker 3>happens so quick and they're on the. McMahon's But austin
<v Speaker 3>launches a beer from the ladder into the.
<v Speaker 1>Ring, inventors.
<v Speaker 3>But, no that is not the end of, this of,
<v Speaker 3>course because we're at the halfway, mark because someone else
<v Speaker 3>has to come out and talk a. Lot it's of
<v Speaker 3>Course Commissioner, shan my, god and he comes up from
<v Speaker 3>the brood. Entrance he does come up from the brood.
<v Speaker 1>ENTRANCE i can just take that virgin brood. Entrance no,
<v Speaker 1>fire he.
<v Speaker 3>Probably JUST i, mean this is probably sewn at his most.
<v Speaker 1>ANNOYING i, mean you've never Seen gangrell coming out with no. Fire, no,
<v Speaker 1>no that's a top. Guy MAYBE hp can learn a
<v Speaker 1>thing from the fucking it suck at va fire warrior.
<v Speaker 1>Bitch that's.
<v Speaker 3>And that's ALL i got to say about that. Man,
<v Speaker 3>anyway let me get back to. It So sean comes
<v Speaker 3>up brood. Style don't understand how he's allowed to do.
<v Speaker 3>THAT i, mean hold, ON i gotta harp on this
<v Speaker 3>a little. MORE i, mean when he got to the,
<v Speaker 3>back the brude should have fucking blood. Bath that would
<v Speaker 3>beat the ship out of him in VISCER i should
<v Speaker 3>have also done something to.
<v Speaker 1>HIM i would love the idea that gang girl came
<v Speaker 1>up to him afterwards and, said big league meet it
<v Speaker 1>checked them all think you're better than?
<v Speaker 3>Me the brude fucking shoot Fighting Sean michael's. Backstage, yeah
<v Speaker 3>they send him up the brute, edgine bloodied up and
<v Speaker 3>beat the. Ship fuck you sing them. On.
<v Speaker 1>Focker IF hbk came up the brood entrance and he
<v Speaker 1>got misted by gang, girl he just got all over his,
<v Speaker 1>face that would be so fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Funny gay girl fucking doesn't he's gay girl shows him
<v Speaker 3>how to do the entrance and, says, oh they won't be,
<v Speaker 3>fire all, right turned the. Fire fuck this, Guy So sean, says,
<v Speaker 3>gentlemen someone has to be level headed around, here and
<v Speaker 3>ironically that would be. Me seawn is also in A spurs.
<v Speaker 3>Shirt sewn, says BEFORE i make a decision And i'll
<v Speaker 3>have a tremendous impact on THE. WWF i BELIEVE i
<v Speaker 3>need a cup of coffee to call my nerves, associates
<v Speaker 3>if you, Will and then hawk, hooked Steep blaze and
<v Speaker 3>of course. Outcome the stooge is This Gerald, Briscow Pat, patterson
<v Speaker 3>the goats of this fucking. SHIT i, mean like these
<v Speaker 3>two are such annoying little.
<v Speaker 1>PRICKS i mean they're the best at. It, yeah this is.
<v Speaker 3>Unbelievable stooges is LIKE i think we talked about. Before
<v Speaker 3>But stoges is a great name for.
<v Speaker 1>THEM i, Mean Gerald briscoe is a CHARACTER i have
<v Speaker 1>like never. Forgotten, yeah he didn't do.
<v Speaker 3>Anything sean, says we can't just have people out here
<v Speaker 3>throwing stipulations, around like HOW i used to throw you, Around.
<v Speaker 3>Vince so tonight we're gonna have a match to decide
<v Speaker 3>the final stipulation of The king of The. Ring match
<v Speaker 3>will be Stone cold versus whichever member of the corporate
<v Speaker 3>ministry you see. Fit and if Stone cold, wins it'll
<v Speaker 3>Be Stone cold. Stipulation and if one of your guys,
<v Speaker 3>wins it'll be the mcman'. Stipulation who is it going
<v Speaker 3>to Be mick.
<v Speaker 1>Mcmannigan's so it sounds like he says all this in short,
<v Speaker 1>Favor no he does. Not it's very long. Winded he
<v Speaker 1>WANTS tv.
<v Speaker 3>Time, yes this is unbelievably long, winded THAT i am
<v Speaker 3>saving you all. From, Well vince looks around at, me
<v Speaker 3>shitty little look on his, face and he, says, well
<v Speaker 3>it's got to be The, Undertaker And shawn, says, well
<v Speaker 3>a little problem with.
<v Speaker 1>That he's booked. Tonight oh buck him. AGAIN i don't care,
<v Speaker 1>now how the fuck is? THAT i booked this. Shop
<v Speaker 1>where the Fuck's? Minion he's down there With. Gangrel he's
<v Speaker 1>really fucked up what he, Did so you, DID i,
<v Speaker 1>mean fuck that fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Guy so Uh sean says that And shane, says all,
<v Speaker 3>RIGHT hpka decisions.
<v Speaker 1>Easy it's as easy AS.
<v Speaker 3>I pet to Agree TRIPLE hs that, choice And shawn, says,
<v Speaker 3>well just like Your New York, knicks you're zero two
<v Speaker 3>Because TRIPLE h is.
<v Speaker 1>Bookednight so who else is it going to? Be? Hello
<v Speaker 1>no one knows the. Card so we're In, memphis the
<v Speaker 1>bands Of New york of. Course The memphis crowd h, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>man that's tough and says what kind of games you
<v Speaker 1>play in?
<v Speaker 3>Here AND hpk says The? Undertaker will you know? What
<v Speaker 3>The undertaker's gonna defend this out against your? Blage what the?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck?
<v Speaker 3>Okay and Uh sean, says you still have a, decision
<v Speaker 3>makes so who's gonna Be And ben's looks around and,
<v Speaker 3>says you know, what that big Boss, Man i'll Kick austin's.
<v Speaker 3>Ass so that's that's what it. Is it's gonna Be
<v Speaker 3>bossman And austin winner gets to decide the step of
<v Speaker 3>The king of The ring ladder, match AND hpk, says
<v Speaker 3>you know, what make sure there's no other bullshit. HERE
<v Speaker 3>i Think i'll be the special guest referee, because of, course.
<v Speaker 1>Right that happens so?
<v Speaker 3>Much, YEAH i, mean has anyone been a special guest
<v Speaker 3>referee as a wrestler more Than Shawn.
<v Speaker 1>Michaels good, Question he's got to be up.
<v Speaker 3>There Uh So austin still, here still a, ladder still drinking.
<v Speaker 3>Beer Geene shortz think you? Briefcase uh, says, hey special
<v Speaker 3>guest referee or? Not Bosh, Man i'm gonna Beat you're
<v Speaker 3>a sorry. Ass and that's ALL i got to say.
<v Speaker 3>About and that's the bottom. Line.
<v Speaker 1>Guys Stone cold, said.
<v Speaker 3>So austin's music, hits and of course.
<v Speaker 1>Said, mind this segment is.
<v Speaker 3>Over If austin says that's the bottom line of his music,
<v Speaker 3>hits it is time to. Go it's time to stop.
<v Speaker 3>Talking So austin hits his. Ship he's chugging, beers he
<v Speaker 3>THROWS hbk a, Beer he, leaves And Shawn michaels is
<v Speaker 3>now talking into a microphone, again, saying, hey can we
<v Speaker 3>turn the music?
<v Speaker 1>Off what the fuck are you? Doing are you kidding
<v Speaker 1>me to run out of this, One, Steve i'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>get him for. You So sean, Says, austin come back.
<v Speaker 1>Out austin, walks walks Through.
<v Speaker 3>Gorilla you HEAR hbk say cut the, music and also
<v Speaker 3>goes to turn around a gango grass on the.
<v Speaker 1>SHOULDER i got, him big.
<v Speaker 3>Man, Hey i'm Gonna i'm gonna take The brunevator With
<v Speaker 3>austin And ganger both come up from The brune elevator
<v Speaker 3>and Kiss, michael.
<v Speaker 1>Drag him down.
<v Speaker 3>There So sewan, says can we turn that music down
<v Speaker 3>a bit and just give my attention to Mister. Patterson
<v Speaker 3>briscoe request your presence sign of the tag team, match
<v Speaker 3>And i've decided.
<v Speaker 1>To give it to. Him so we'll see you and
<v Speaker 1>we want to want to be.
<v Speaker 3>Here now hit my, Music So shawn's music now. Hits
<v Speaker 3>and now Pat patters And Jared briscoe And Shawn michaels
<v Speaker 3>are doing the craziest combination of Dances i've ever seen
<v Speaker 3>in my.
<v Speaker 1>Life they take up the whole.
<v Speaker 3>Stage they are fucking going to town like it cuts To.
<v Speaker 3>Vince vince is an unbelievable crazy look on his. Face
<v Speaker 3>To Gerard, briscoe just fucking go into. Town it's it's
<v Speaker 3>unbelievable and the only people left in the ring Are,
<v Speaker 3>Vince shane And, viscera which is my. Corporation and Then jared, says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>wait look At Ken. Shamrock So Shawn michael's music is fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Plague Ken shamrock gets in the ring holding chair upside
<v Speaker 3>down and swings it at the back of his or
<v Speaker 3>his head and hits them and clocks them with. It,
<v Speaker 3>Shannon vince Both powder AND i Guess shamrock is pissed
<v Speaker 3>because you know he's been feeding with the. Corporation he
<v Speaker 3>got fucked up in the lines then match a couple
<v Speaker 3>of weeks, ago and last week he was in a
<v Speaker 3>straight jacket. Set that's, right they're really Giving shamrock the.
<v Speaker 3>Business and uh, yeah so now we're out of the
<v Speaker 3>first segment somehow twenty.
<v Speaker 1>Minutes i'm not kidding. It the whole thing was twenty.
<v Speaker 3>Minutes shawn's involvement was, egregious sixteen of.
<v Speaker 1>It, YEAH i mean he had a lot to. Say
<v Speaker 1>one of his music. Played, DUDE i fucked over Gang.
<v Speaker 1>Grel dude doesn't even do. Anything shit was fucked up
<v Speaker 1>off Stage.
<v Speaker 3>Austin Gangrel i'd be, like who does this guy fucking
<v Speaker 3>think he? Is and now he's special guest raff.
<v Speaker 1>Again so we go. Backstage Jeff jarrett Approaches Sewn michaels
<v Speaker 1>in the. Back we are fresh off As Sewn michaels
<v Speaker 1>just being out on the stage and now we have
<v Speaker 1>our Backstage Sean michael's. Segment So jeff is arguing with.
<v Speaker 3>Them debrah's here as, well And shawn is just looking
<v Speaker 3>down At debra's breaths h And jeff, says you can't book.
<v Speaker 3>Me i'm the greatest internlleag jampion of all. Time you
<v Speaker 3>can't just put me in the ring night because we're
<v Speaker 3>not even.
<v Speaker 1>Dressed AND.
<v Speaker 3>Jr says what is going? On just in the middle
<v Speaker 3>of them, arguing what is going?
<v Speaker 1>On you can't book? Me, huh what the fuck are
<v Speaker 1>you talking? About jared is pretty much in his damn
<v Speaker 1>wrestling clothes, too And deborah always looks like.
<v Speaker 3>This, Well jared, says we are not. Dressed you are so.
<v Speaker 3>Dressed you can't but.
<v Speaker 1>Me i'm. Leaving oh, YEAH i guess you do do,
<v Speaker 1>that don't, You.
<v Speaker 3>Jeff So sean looks At deborah and, says you look,
<v Speaker 3>fine And jeff, Says i'm not going to the, ring,
<v Speaker 3>right who do you think you? Are And sean Says
<v Speaker 3>i'm the, commissioner.
<v Speaker 1>And they argue off screen and leave the. Screen that's. Funny,
<v Speaker 1>shit you can't book. Me, HUH i was going. TO
<v Speaker 1>i guess she'll just get your downside this. WEEK i
<v Speaker 1>don't know why you're doing. This so we go backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Again Vincent shane are talking to the corporate. Ministry it's
<v Speaker 1>good to See.
<v Speaker 3>Midian they are rallying the troops And midian is. Here It's,
<v Speaker 3>vista A, midian the, acolytes And vince, says we gotta
<v Speaker 3>we gotta keep an eye On shamrock And san, says,
<v Speaker 3>yeah that's. Right you, know we got a good stuff out.
<v Speaker 3>There dad and any, questions And midian steps up and, says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>MAN i was in your bag over there a couple minutes,
<v Speaker 3>ago AND i saw you had an extra. TITLE i lost?
<v Speaker 1>Mine CAN i just have? It And shane looks at,
<v Speaker 1>him do you do whatever you gotta? DO i love
<v Speaker 1>the interaction to where he, ASKED i don't even know
<v Speaker 1>if he said. Title he, said saw you had an
<v Speaker 1>extra belt in your?
<v Speaker 4>Bag?
<v Speaker 3>Lost he did say my, Belt CAN i use? Yours
<v Speaker 3>And shane just looks at, him do whatever you?
<v Speaker 1>Want, man who the fuck is?
<v Speaker 3>This he doesn't. Question minia, SAYS i was in your.
<v Speaker 3>Bag was going through your, bag, girly and so you
<v Speaker 3>got an extra?
<v Speaker 1>Belt why do you have clothes? On that's WHAT i.
<v Speaker 1>Thought this thought it was starting naked. Video SO i
<v Speaker 1>thought he was gonna find a fanny pack in his. Bag,
<v Speaker 1>OKAY i fucking swear to, GOD i thought the same. Thing, okay,
<v Speaker 1>yeah the same. THING i lost, Mine canna have? Yours
<v Speaker 1>and he's. Naked dude definitely thought he was gonna run,
<v Speaker 1>out like in the main or, something but asked naked
<v Speaker 1>with a fanny? Pack? On have we seen any Naked?
<v Speaker 1>Midion we had to have. SEEN i don't think we've
<v Speaker 1>seen any Naked. Midian if we, have it had to
<v Speaker 1>be like three four years. Ago, yeah that's.
<v Speaker 3>Fair So shane looks over events after Telling midian do
<v Speaker 3>whatever the fuck you want and, says un excellent touch
<v Speaker 3>book In shamrock Versus test to night that was. Beautiful
<v Speaker 3>SO i guess we know That shamrock Versus tested happening
<v Speaker 3>so much so that it's happening.
<v Speaker 1>Next So next, up we Have Ken shamrock Versus. Tests
<v Speaker 1>shamrock makes his entrance, Again. Shamrock we just watched him IN.
<v Speaker 1>Ufc shamrock came out, Attack vince walked bat. Stage Jane grel,
<v Speaker 1>said it's not worth. It it's not worth. It pals now
<v Speaker 1>a grilla the whole. Night it's not worth. It, guys
<v Speaker 1>dudes on the way, Back, hey don't worry about. That,
<v Speaker 1>yeah but he comes back out to make his interest.
<v Speaker 1>Again it was SOMETHING i, Noticed.
<v Speaker 3>Jeff we we just Watched shamrock ON ufc, six AND
<v Speaker 3>i JUST i remember you saying that you would Wish
<v Speaker 3>shamrock had done his Kids shavrock get.
<v Speaker 1>TAUGHT i mean that would have been. Nuts Ken shamrock
<v Speaker 1>getting on the steps and yelling is like nineteen ninety.
<v Speaker 1>Five it nuts. Too it's like the coolest thing. OUT i,
<v Speaker 1>mean it's cool as. FUCK i, mean he looks. Cool,
<v Speaker 1>shit he's jack to shit Like SHAMROCK's awesome IN. Ufc
<v Speaker 1>he is fucking AWESOME.
<v Speaker 3>Ufc, YEAH i mean this is uh what a beast?
<v Speaker 3>Here And test is here representing The?
<v Speaker 1>Union? Oh is he in The? Union is The? Union?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah with the blue? TRUNKS i Think, Yeah, yeah that's.
<v Speaker 3>Right so union is still a thing. HERE i don't
<v Speaker 3>know how long this, lasts But. Jr, says Just test
<v Speaker 3>just got, here not too long. Ago, yeah and he's
<v Speaker 3>already in a.
<v Speaker 1>Union, yeah you, KNOW i gotta respect That Jesse vinturn
<v Speaker 1>lost this.
<v Speaker 3>Guy glad you finally figured it out and McMahon The
<v Speaker 3>test did things.
<v Speaker 1>Right.
<v Speaker 3>Jr, says just just happening Because test went out on
<v Speaker 3>a day With, stephanie and last Week test penolaged him
<v Speaker 3>off and a Oh test was peno. Logic excuse, ME
<v Speaker 3>i fucked up my own line. Here i'm not leaving
<v Speaker 3>his voice to DO i get in this sentence was
<v Speaker 3>penolaged and a blondfold match Against, boshman And boshman kicked his,
<v Speaker 3>ass and Then stephanie came out and called Off boshman
<v Speaker 3>and made a safer.
<v Speaker 1>Test is that like the beginning of them kind of getting?
<v Speaker 1>TOGETHER i think that's. Right, yeah this is like pretty
<v Speaker 1>So stephanie lures him out of the. Union we gotta
<v Speaker 1>buch this. Union who the fuck else is in the?
<v Speaker 1>Union mankind big ship, Show, shamrock shamrocks in the, Union
<v Speaker 1>shamrock ends up in the. Union he must not be
<v Speaker 1>in there. Yet oh does he have the two by?
<v Speaker 1>Four who has the two by? FOUR i think they
<v Speaker 1>all had two by? FOUR a group, Foreman they're fucking
<v Speaker 1>tearing down the establishment board by. Board, wow it was
<v Speaker 1>Fuck Mick. Foley test does come out here in the
<v Speaker 1>blue ring. Gear. Jeff jared comes out here With deborah
<v Speaker 1>as the stooges are pointing him to the. Ring you
<v Speaker 1>are indeed booked. Tonight, uh he's.
<v Speaker 3>Forcing in the ring And jared gets in the. Ring
<v Speaker 3>Pat patterson calls the rough rover And patterson, says this
<v Speaker 3>is going to be a triple treat match for the,
<v Speaker 3>championship and this is an order From. Commissioner Sean michael J.
<v Speaker 3>R Says Shawn Michael lawler says a Triple.
<v Speaker 1>Sean michael. So shamrock hits a leg lariat here and
<v Speaker 1>him And test today double back. Elbow they both trade
<v Speaker 1>going for pens, here pulling each other off Till shamrock Lines.
<v Speaker 1>Test jarrett then hits a reverse.
<v Speaker 3>Stroke, OKAY i definitely was ready for this stroke as,
<v Speaker 3>well and he didn't do.
<v Speaker 1>It he did rush legs little reverse, stroke goes for
<v Speaker 1>the figure, Four test lines him out of. It test
<v Speaker 1>hits his big, boot not his finish yet not his,
<v Speaker 1>finish and like nothing. Moved BUT i wonder who pulled
<v Speaker 1>him aside and, said, hey the big, boot it's pretty. Cool,
<v Speaker 1>oh that's a great. Question probably it Was Gang grill
<v Speaker 1>had a big, game came, back went through grilling brother.
<v Speaker 1>SHOULDER i don't know if you want to hear this right,
<v Speaker 1>now but that big boot is. Special, YEAH i Mean
<v Speaker 1>jared immediately gets, up gay girl, says and how DO
<v Speaker 1>i get in the? Union testa your fucking? Vampire? Man
<v Speaker 1>we can't unionize a? Vampire are you kidding? Me So
<v Speaker 1>test is the big boot in a body slam before
<v Speaker 1>heading to the top. Rope shamrock crotches him on the top,
<v Speaker 1>rope then locks in the ankle lock On. Test jared
<v Speaker 1>breaks it up and hits a raven. Effect testing, Raven
<v Speaker 1>i'll tell you that. Much So testing Lines jared over
<v Speaker 1>the ropes before we See Steve blackman walking down the
<v Speaker 1>ramp very. Somberly for some reason in my, Brain Steve
<v Speaker 1>blackman And Ken shamrock feud for the entirety of both
<v Speaker 1>their runs here in W. Ws you do like, it
<v Speaker 1>BUT i. Don't it's not. True it's not. True but
<v Speaker 1>in my brain ANYTIME i tuned INTO, wwf these two
<v Speaker 1>were feuding F rostein And. Generico in my, mind yeah they.
<v Speaker 1>Are they're like they're LIKE a AND B, like, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Legit Steve blackman Hits shamrock with A kindos stick and
<v Speaker 1>then fucking brains them with. It, dude he.
<v Speaker 3>Does he beats the ship on with, him cracks him
<v Speaker 3>in the, head and J. R, says watch the meaning
<v Speaker 3>of this ish why he's trying to?
<v Speaker 1>Care oh he. Does he does do the wide. THING i,
<v Speaker 1>mean he does crack him with that.
<v Speaker 3>THING i mean he probably either doesn't know how else
<v Speaker 3>two Or shamrock said just give me.
<v Speaker 1>It very reminiscent Of Stevie richards And Tommy. Dreams what
<v Speaker 1>a great match that? Was it was Surprisingly. Yeah jared
<v Speaker 1>then Throws test into the post and then slides in
<v Speaker 1>and pens Kin, shamrock who was brained by The kindow,
<v Speaker 1>stick to retain The icy. Title so not only was he,
<v Speaker 1>booked he won the. Match shamrock is feuding with like
<v Speaker 1>six different. People Fired, Evince i'll kill. You i'll walk
<v Speaker 1>back it in with a. Gun put me in that.
<v Speaker 1>Union god damn. It so The rock is also walking,
<v Speaker 1>Backstage The rocks walking through the backstage and jarr.
<v Speaker 3>Stage when we come, back The rock Meets. EDGE i,
<v Speaker 3>said whoa.
<v Speaker 1>For the first time Meet oh hey, dude nice to meet.
<v Speaker 1>You oh, Yeah I'm. Edge oh you Do sean's. Entrance
<v Speaker 1>you work With Gang? Grel how DO i meet that
<v Speaker 1>guy for the first? Time Keep Gang girl away from.
<v Speaker 1>Me he's gonna kick my. Ass did The rock And
<v Speaker 1>Gang girl ever have a singles? Match they had, to
<v Speaker 1>like when he was The, Rock not like they had
<v Speaker 1>to Have rocky my v or. Something maybe. Not i'm
<v Speaker 1>surprised this is. Happening so once you do The rock
<v Speaker 1>Versus Gang grel on Fire pro and try to get
<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent and the show it to, Us i'm
<v Speaker 1>interested to see if that's. Possible i'm sure it's. Possible
<v Speaker 1>and don't cheat. Either no, cheating cpu Sim so we got,
<v Speaker 1>Backstage shamrock is being treated by the. Doctor they're telling, him, hey,
<v Speaker 1>man you just lost ten years off your. Life, yeah, Well.
<v Speaker 3>Shamrock, says just stay you away from. Me stay away from, me,
<v Speaker 3>Man we're just trying to do our, job all. Right,
<v Speaker 3>well we're gonna go ahead and get out of. Here,
<v Speaker 3>yeah like they're trying to load him on the, stretcher
<v Speaker 3>he's leaning on. It he fucking flips his stretcher. Over
<v Speaker 3>the empty is looking. Him hey, man we're just trying
<v Speaker 3>to fuck. It help the fuck you want from. Us
<v Speaker 3>they should have started beating him with kin those.
<v Speaker 1>Days they should have started showing them pictures of. Him, Boys, gracey.
<v Speaker 3>Strap him, down give him the. Juice it also Shows
<v Speaker 3>Steve blackman walking out of the.
<v Speaker 1>Arena he's out of.
<v Speaker 3>Here, yeah he's the business has been, done the deed is,
<v Speaker 3>done and he's. Leaving Steve blackman headed back to not
<v Speaker 3>watch the. Show he's gang. Girl should have checked them
<v Speaker 3>a little.
<v Speaker 1>Better don't want to stay and watching the mad of? That?
<v Speaker 1>Huh be fucking? Funny give it veteran gang girl to
<v Speaker 1>shake in the gay grudges Slatz hm on his. Back
<v Speaker 1>don't want to stay for that? Main huh. H it's.
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<v Speaker 1>on this. One so now it's time for the rock Versus.
<v Speaker 1>Edge so you say, this you think this is the
<v Speaker 1>first meeting between the. Two probably, is unless there was
<v Speaker 1>some sort Of unless there was some sort of job
<v Speaker 1>match or something of that. Nature, sure Because edge had
<v Speaker 1>been here for a minute job and the doing, ship
<v Speaker 1>and The rock's been. HERE i, MEAN i don't. Know
<v Speaker 1>as far AS i know he faced triple eh night
<v Speaker 1>nine hundred times fucking. True, well The rock does his
<v Speaker 1>entrance and he gets on the second rope and he
<v Speaker 1>gets a. Mic you, smell what a great fucking? Song
<v Speaker 1>how many jar bonies do we have here tonight And?
<v Speaker 1>Memphis So rock Says.
<v Speaker 3>Undertaker The rock says that you come out, here and
<v Speaker 3>you say you're gonna drag The rock to the learning.
<v Speaker 3>Tree holy fucking oh, MY i forgot we did.
<v Speaker 1>That, Yeah undertaker's learning.
<v Speaker 3>Tree, well The rock, says he will gladly go to
<v Speaker 3>the learning tree with. You, pause take a branch, off
<v Speaker 3>pick each leaf, off take that stick and stick.
<v Speaker 1>It st uf your. Candy it just. Snow well The
<v Speaker 1>rock is. Cooking.
<v Speaker 3>Well edge comes in through the, crowd which is so pretty.
<v Speaker 3>COOL i think that was one of the things that
<v Speaker 3>made them super stand out at the, time because no
<v Speaker 3>one really did.
<v Speaker 1>THAT i like that they looked around for. Him where is?
<v Speaker 2>He?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. WHOA i also liked That rock just spike the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of that. Microphone hey, buddy give a, fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Dude do you think he got in trouble ever for Those,
<v Speaker 1>no he probably drew like fifteen thousand of those. Tickets
<v Speaker 1>mike is small fucking fry from up over. Ear so
<v Speaker 1>business is business is looking up for The. ROCK i
<v Speaker 1>feel like he's getting getting very the. Reactions, yeah and
<v Speaker 1>Like Stone cold is obviously on the. Show he's still
<v Speaker 1>a huge part of the. Show but they're definitely making
<v Speaker 1>the drive that The rock is like. Inequal so, yeah
<v Speaker 1>this is a very big time for. Rock interplation away
<v Speaker 1>Because takers. Fucked he's out. Soon, yeah he's super. Gone
<v Speaker 1>austin's fucked soon too. Soon, yeah so it's Just rock
<v Speaker 1>And triple. H it might be this.
<v Speaker 3>Hyep, yeah, yeah he's gone definitely. Soon but, yeah, yeah
<v Speaker 3>so like they're definitely AND i Mean mankind's writing.
<v Speaker 1>A, book, Right, yeah it's.
<v Speaker 3>Close imagine they've been Predicting mankind is gonna get retired
<v Speaker 3>or injured here very soon for a.
<v Speaker 1>WHILE i bet they thought he was. Done, yeah that's
<v Speaker 1>WHAT i. SAY i bet they thought he was done
<v Speaker 1>after helling a. Cell So edge comes out, here cool
<v Speaker 1>colorway for his. Gear it's. AWESOME i Like edge a.
<v Speaker 1>Lot rock hits a line to start things off, here
<v Speaker 1>then takes a spinning heel kick From. EDGE i love,
<v Speaker 1>that and Uh well, says oh, boy you you love the,
<v Speaker 1>rock don't you the?
<v Speaker 5>Rock?
<v Speaker 1>Oh the?
<v Speaker 3>Rock this he's talking TO. Jr give me a, break
<v Speaker 3>And jerry, says like you're talking about to, McMahon why
<v Speaker 3>don't you.
<v Speaker 1>Go smoot a little rear. End that's a great. Idea
<v Speaker 1>he should come kiss my ass after they blow it.
<v Speaker 1>Off So rock then it's a float OVER. Ddt after
<v Speaker 1>some punch exchanges for it. Too he, did he had
<v Speaker 1>his moves and he was going to do. Him rock
<v Speaker 1>punches Down edge and walks him over to grab him
<v Speaker 1>in the, corner and the crowd just goes fucking. Insane
<v Speaker 1>so he's, like if you're hardcam looking at the. Ring
<v Speaker 1>he goes top right right and it's walking towards like
<v Speaker 1>the biggest section of rock, fans and he did. Nothing
<v Speaker 1>he walked to.
<v Speaker 3>THEM i mean he literally just went from the center
<v Speaker 3>of the ring over to there and it just, explodes
<v Speaker 3>hands are going.
<v Speaker 1>Up the camera flashes are probably. Nuts, yeah, like, yeah
<v Speaker 1>this dude is so over and he hasn't even begun
<v Speaker 1>like being the. MAN i mean this Is june ninety.
<v Speaker 1>Nine like like he's had he's had his upper cart
<v Speaker 1>spot with like the ministry or the corporation at this,
<v Speaker 1>point but like he has. NOT i mean this has
<v Speaker 1>touched his face.
<v Speaker 3>Stuff, yeah this is two months after his manium match
<v Speaker 3>With austin right, Appeal you're, like, yeah this is super
<v Speaker 3>Early rock and they're ready for. It yeah, Yeah jared,
<v Speaker 3>says you, Know rock would make a good vice mayor for, You,
<v Speaker 3>kang And lola says The rock And joe, says oh,
<v Speaker 3>yeah of course if you smell What i'm. Cooking.
<v Speaker 1>Girls so you, guys first start of respect for people's ship.
<v Speaker 1>Here holy, shit, Man he walks to the. Back he
<v Speaker 1>just all, Right, jim you need me to take care
<v Speaker 1>of him out. There you let me know. Rock So
<v Speaker 1>edge floats over to his, feet off a belly to
<v Speaker 1>back and hits a neck. Breaker edge is still SUPER
<v Speaker 1>i wontn't say, new but he's super still getting up,
<v Speaker 1>there yeah for. Sure so like he has no, moves, no,
<v Speaker 1>no it's spinn wheel kick and like that's, Yeah like
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't have he doesn't really have. Finishers he uses
<v Speaker 1>gang grelse thing at this, POINT i, think, right, yeah, right,
<v Speaker 1>which by the, way is a great. Finish so edge
<v Speaker 1>it's a missile drop kick from the, top follows up
<v Speaker 1>with a double ax, handle But rock grabs him out
<v Speaker 1>of mid, air hits a rock bottom. Nuts that was. Cool.
<v Speaker 1>Shit he gee's at the people's. Elbow this place goes fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Nuts we're ready for. It he hits it and gets
<v Speaker 1>a three. Count but then the.
<v Speaker 3>Fucking Undertaker undertaker hits the ring and starts fining a.
<v Speaker 3>Rock rock gets up on, him take her counter as a,
<v Speaker 3>whip picks him, Up tombstone fucking drops.
<v Speaker 1>HIM i was surprised that they laid him out right.
<v Speaker 1>There me, Too and THEN i remembered what happens. Later, yeah, understandable.
<v Speaker 1>Understandable something gotta happen for him to be that angry
<v Speaker 1>to do what he. Does he set that up. QUICK
<v Speaker 1>i don't even know how he set that up.
<v Speaker 3>QUICK i can't wait to talk about that, Though but,
<v Speaker 3>Yeah undertaker leaves to his music after Tombstoning.
<v Speaker 1>Rock a short little match there nothing you can't really
<v Speaker 1>like think Gang girl set up for. Him rock went
<v Speaker 1>backstage and Gay girl, SAID i think he's pushit what
<v Speaker 1>he just. Did i'll be honest with, You SO i
<v Speaker 1>have an. IDEA i got a, GUY i got a
<v Speaker 1>guy to give is going to real? Quick? Yeah, NOTHING i,
<v Speaker 1>mean you can't really.
<v Speaker 3>LIKE i WISH i could, say, WOW i saw something
<v Speaker 3>crazy In edge, here but the match wasn't really like
<v Speaker 3>enough to really give me anything that this was For.
<v Speaker 1>Rock, yeah this is, yeah but the catching Rock bottom was.
<v Speaker 1>Cool it was just to Put edge near The. Rock,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah and the catching Rock bottom was. Cool people's elbow
<v Speaker 1>AND i mean just the walking over to the. CORNER
<v Speaker 1>i can't get over that so? Nuts how nuts that?
<v Speaker 1>Is like that's when someone says that's like someone's, Over
<v Speaker 1>like that's being trot over until you can do. That so,
<v Speaker 1>Backstage vince And shane are talking To TRIPLE h about
<v Speaker 1>the match later. Tonight this is one of The russo
<v Speaker 1>specials he likes.
<v Speaker 3>To, do of, course getting prepared for the match and
<v Speaker 3>coming up with a, plan And triple.
<v Speaker 1>Can't really hear. Him you're not supposed to least, no,
<v Speaker 1>Well Triple it SAYS i know exactly What i'm gonna.
<v Speaker 1>Do i'm gonna kick his BECOME wa, champion and, says,
<v Speaker 1>well and nobody said couldn't beat. Him just take it
<v Speaker 1>easy on them because you know they still't want to
<v Speaker 1>Be they don't want this group to, disintegrate and they
<v Speaker 1>want not. Today so now it's time for the Gorilla slam.
<v Speaker 1>Match Mark henry Versus.
<v Speaker 3>Viscera Mark henry comes out To delo's, music WHICH i
<v Speaker 3>was confused by at. First Mark henry then also comes
<v Speaker 3>out in street, clothes WHICH i was confused by UNTIL i,
<v Speaker 3>remembered you know, what that's what he wore in the video.
<v Speaker 3>Games that's, right is FUCKING i Think SmackDown one or
<v Speaker 3>two And wrestling in two thousand and pretty, sure no
<v Speaker 3>mercy he had these all.
<v Speaker 1>IN i guess he was just supposed to be a strong. Man,
<v Speaker 1>yeah well so he, was and that is why this. Matter,
<v Speaker 1>well ladies and, gentlemen this is a gorilla slam. Match
<v Speaker 1>Mark henry's four hundred and a sandwich or. Two she
<v Speaker 1>had to take on a vision sandwich or. Too pop
<v Speaker 1>took me. Out that was, funny And.
<v Speaker 3>Lala, says you know what a gorilla slam is you
<v Speaker 3>mean these two we're gonna have to gorilla slam each.
<v Speaker 3>OTHER i don't know in what world was it ever
<v Speaker 3>just gorilla? Slam is it not grilla press?
<v Speaker 1>SLAM i always thought it Was, yeah me, too SO
<v Speaker 1>i was, thinking like military, press, yeah and THEN i
<v Speaker 1>just assumed it was gorilla press. SLAM i didn't know
<v Speaker 1>it was gorilla, slam BUT i don't know what it.
<v Speaker 3>Is but they, say, well this is a this Is
<v Speaker 3>Mark henry's. Match mark came up with the Guerrilla slam
<v Speaker 3>match and he Challenged vischer to this, match And short, Agreed.
<v Speaker 1>YES i THOUGHT i thought it was the gorilla press lamb.
<v Speaker 3>Whatever so eight days, Ago midian And viscera Attacked Mark
<v Speaker 3>henro On. HEAT a lot of heat. Inclusion by the,
<v Speaker 3>way it's not another. THING i wanted to bring up
<v Speaker 3>a lot of the angles that they call back here
<v Speaker 3>to are stuff that they do on, heat which is.
<v Speaker 1>INTERESTING i don't know how that together still. Right that
<v Speaker 1>might be. Right he loved connecting all the, shows which
<v Speaker 1>IS i don't mind that at. All, NO i don't.
<v Speaker 1>Reason you, know they don't want to watch heat maybe.
<v Speaker 1>Something at this, point we haven't got to the draft.
<v Speaker 1>Yet so, yeah, sure oh, no, yeah you're.
<v Speaker 3>Right so eight days, Ago Midian invistor Attacked Mark henro
<v Speaker 3>On Heat investor splashed him a ton of times And Jared.
<v Speaker 3>Shure this match came about When Marketing challenge Vishra Mark
<v Speaker 3>henry's typper. Match he thought of this match and he named.
<v Speaker 1>It All, right.
<v Speaker 3>You guys booked, it you put it together. Together Sean
<v Speaker 3>michaels was booked. It uh so, yeah now gorilla slam.
<v Speaker 3>Match the only way to win the gorilla slam your, opponent,
<v Speaker 3>right WHICH.
<v Speaker 1>I was like a move. Match they do this IN
<v Speaker 1>wcw And rousseau's there. Too this is a rooster. THING
<v Speaker 1>i gotta, say, THOUGH i was. Intrigued. DUDE i, mean
<v Speaker 1>if it's, like if it's like a fight like this
<v Speaker 1>with two guys that are this, big, yeah and like
<v Speaker 1>the premises who can literally lift some press or somebody. Up,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i guess not. Press it would just BE i
<v Speaker 1>don't know what you would call, it, yeah do the,
<v Speaker 1>move but, YEAH i mean the idea of it is
<v Speaker 1>pretty INTEREST i would tune in IF i if someone,
<v Speaker 1>said hey, man there's like two four hundred pound behemoths
<v Speaker 1>and sandwich and they're, yeah and they're gonna beat the
<v Speaker 1>funk out of each. Other let me check this, out
<v Speaker 1>especially back, then you, know sure it's either Bart simpson or.
<v Speaker 1>This i'm how MIGHT i switch back To Bartie simpson?
<v Speaker 1>After but, Like i'm checking this out. ALSO i don't
<v Speaker 1>know what they said on commentary before the match. Started
<v Speaker 1>it was right before it, started But lawler gave the
<v Speaker 1>most baby girl sounding yeah To jr's Comment i've ever.
<v Speaker 1>Heard he was. Right. YEAH i was, like, wow, okay
<v Speaker 1>that was. Cheap So viscera hits a shoulder tackle and
<v Speaker 1>Bumps Mark henry couldn't believe they went straight to.
<v Speaker 4>That.
<v Speaker 1>UNBELIEVABLE i guess the idea is that they're both big
<v Speaker 1>enough to knock each other, over who is big enough
<v Speaker 1>to pick the other. One Mark henry then hits a
<v Speaker 1>jumping shoulder tackle and Bumps viscera kills. Them Mark henry
<v Speaker 1>then picks Up, viscera but runs out of stamina as
<v Speaker 1>he was holding.
<v Speaker 2>Him.
<v Speaker 1>Damn viscera then misses an elbow drop classic big man
<v Speaker 1>spot of, course And Mark henry hits a leg.
<v Speaker 3>Drop he went by the, way just going back for a.
<v Speaker 3>Second when Fucking henry tried to pick Up viscera and drop.
<v Speaker 3>DOWN i Swore Mark henry blues fucking knee.
<v Speaker 1>Out that would. Suck he.
<v Speaker 3>Crumbles it's not like they do like The Big, man
<v Speaker 3>like he just lays on him, flat like on top of.
<v Speaker 3>Him they kind of just fucking both fall like. Shit
<v Speaker 3>AND i Swore Mark henry was, hurt but thankfully.
<v Speaker 1>NOT i think at this Time Mark henry held like
<v Speaker 1>the raw squat record for like Big men or. Something.
<v Speaker 1>This So Mark henry goes to the second rope and
<v Speaker 1>Then viscera grabs him and spikes him headfirst into the
<v Speaker 1>fucking matt. Man why why Was Mark henry going to
<v Speaker 1>the second. Rope he had a big idea. Slash he
<v Speaker 1>was going for the beast more TOAs mother and bomb
<v Speaker 1>off the. Top, wow he had big dreams That Mark.
<v Speaker 3>Henry mark goes to the Second viscera just walks, up
<v Speaker 3>punches in the gut and then as you, Said gorilla
<v Speaker 3>presses him headfirst into the fucking. Ground jarra, says, Uh
<v Speaker 3>Mark henry want to a check and turnbuckle for.
<v Speaker 1>WHAT i don't. Know he didn't know about The Beast morta's.
<v Speaker 1>Bomb so a guy in time machine should have told.
<v Speaker 3>HIM i was in the crowd, yelling So viscera then
<v Speaker 3>hits a Leg drop matches, Over Drop, yeah hits a,
<v Speaker 3>leg drop and pushes the ref and he climbs up
<v Speaker 3>because he also wants to go for the Beast mortas.
<v Speaker 1>BOMB i couldn't fucking believe.
<v Speaker 3>It he shoves the ref, down Rolls Mark henry, over
<v Speaker 3>and then g's. Up he signals that he's headed to the,
<v Speaker 3>top and my brain is going one thousand miles an, hour,
<v Speaker 3>like what the fuck could you possibly be doing up?
<v Speaker 3>Here and he's doing is getting himself in his position
<v Speaker 3>Because Dela brown runs out to make the save and
<v Speaker 3>he cuts Off fitzra and Then dilo And Mark henry
<v Speaker 3>both double mother f and bombing off the top, rope
<v Speaker 3>And jared.
<v Speaker 1>Goes shook the fucking, Floor fu fat yeah Text kang
<v Speaker 1>and Then midion comes down the ring with clothes. On
<v Speaker 1>Cy fuck's wrong with? You P minia comes out and
<v Speaker 1>hits him with some kind of title what do you?
<v Speaker 1>Do how crazy was? That jared, said what kind of
<v Speaker 1>bell is? That what do you? Mean there's a? Lot,
<v Speaker 1>yeah what? Broes what was she hitting him? With never
<v Speaker 1>seen that? Ever So i'm gonna chalk it up to
<v Speaker 1>the screens were so little he can't see the, ring et,
<v Speaker 1>cetera et. Cetera to ignore, IT i think because the
<v Speaker 1>title this is real to. Me i'm, SORRY i Disrespect
<v Speaker 1>i'm a belt mark.
<v Speaker 3>Championship so From, wikipedia The european title was briefly In
<v Speaker 3>april ninety nine by then Champion chaane, McMahon who retired
<v Speaker 3>the title because he wanted to retire as undefeated. Champion
<v Speaker 3>then it was reintroduced two months later and given To,
<v Speaker 3>midian who saw it in the change travel bag and asked.
<v Speaker 1>If he could have. It, so you're not does this
<v Speaker 1>With Eric? Young also he does it With Jim duggan
<v Speaker 1>and the heart. Time, oh you're, right, yeah this IS
<v Speaker 1>i guess he does not give a fuck about these
<v Speaker 1>are props, crazy but, yeah so motherfuckers died for that.
<v Speaker 3>Belt you're not supposed to know what this is, YET i,
<v Speaker 3>guess which doesn't make any sense because, like why?
<v Speaker 1>Not, YEAH i don't, know want to be a? Waterfuck
<v Speaker 1>Dos medion have The european? Title like every one in
<v Speaker 1>this match would won it was a. Champion, sure expocket
<v Speaker 1>ran down.
<v Speaker 3>Here, YEAH i Mean jared called Every european title much,
<v Speaker 3>ever Probably oh you're, right, yeah not a majority of.
<v Speaker 1>Them So de La brown was The king Of europe
<v Speaker 1>With Mark. HENRY i don't know. That does that happened?
<v Speaker 1>Yet maybe it. Has OH i don't know if it's. Coming,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i don't.
<v Speaker 3>Know, uh but, yeah So midian Is European champion because
<v Speaker 3>he was giving.
<v Speaker 1>It this is why this company in the damn shape
<v Speaker 1>it is as a bullshit like, this it's just is your.
<v Speaker 1>Deal so we go. Backstage Michael cole is here and, Says,
<v Speaker 1>beaver Missus, cleavage, tonight you got a big match Against.
<v Speaker 1>Meat what is fucking going? On that's What beaver.
<v Speaker 3>Says, yeah well you got a match With, meat and
<v Speaker 3>Beaver cleavage, says why DON'T i have to wrestle a
<v Speaker 3>guy Named?
<v Speaker 1>Meat he's why is my? Name Beaver?
<v Speaker 3>Cleavage he's nuzzling into his mom's breasts right because they have,
<v Speaker 3>sex right and uh and then he stands up and
<v Speaker 3>he takes his hat off and, SAYS I i can't do,
<v Speaker 3>this and some woman off off screen, says.
<v Speaker 1>Chess, chess we're, live chazz cheszz, bucket put the hat on.
<v Speaker 1>Me we're doing.
<v Speaker 3>Live fuck, it and Beaver cleavage walks off camera And jared,
<v Speaker 3>says what the hell we got to?
<v Speaker 1>COMMERCIAL i thought that was going to be the end of,
<v Speaker 1>it but they talk about it.
<v Speaker 3>HERE i can't believe they followed. Up they come back
<v Speaker 3>from commercial and J. R we got to shot a
<v Speaker 3>commentary AND. Jr, says you could shaved you to prehaps
<v Speaker 3>philosophical or creative. Differences but the meat Beaver cleavage match
<v Speaker 3>tonight is going to take, place And lala, Says, oh
<v Speaker 3>that's great thing about LIVE. Tv, Jesshu, well back to
<v Speaker 3>the drawing. BOARD i guess this is the end of Beaver,
<v Speaker 3>CLEAVAGE i. Assume and he goes into Being chazz with
<v Speaker 3>the boxers doing the burning, hammer.
<v Speaker 1>Right so where do you? Think, like so you think
<v Speaker 1>he just saw Like kobashi and he did the burning
<v Speaker 1>hammer and he, Said i'm fucking done with Beaver, Cleveland
<v Speaker 1>like it's, over, Man like you can't fucking make me
<v Speaker 1>do this. Shit you tell Missus cleaves to get the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of. Here, man take this, Hat take this
<v Speaker 1>stupid fucking. HAT i have an. Idea he starts coming
<v Speaker 1>out with a big puffy orange, jacket all holy shit.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome he comes out with the big orange jacket on
<v Speaker 1>and they go on. Commentary It's jazz.
<v Speaker 3>So On june twenty, eighth so this is the next.
<v Speaker 3>Week jazz ridiculed the beaver clevageimmack and identified Missus cleavage
<v Speaker 3>as his Girlfriend marianna Kom loss in a shoot style.
<v Speaker 3>Interview then they feuded With meat And Prince, albert and
<v Speaker 3>then he leaves his girlfriend on heat and she begged
<v Speaker 3>him to take her back throughout the. Night oh and
<v Speaker 3>then they do the fucking angle where they say he beat.
<v Speaker 3>Her that's, Right Jesus.
<v Speaker 1>Scott, yeah COULD i just wrestle or could you see
<v Speaker 1>them fucking burning ham Beaver cleveland is a, dumb, dumb,
<v Speaker 1>dumb fucking. Gimmick, yeah this guy who just wanted to
<v Speaker 1>Do Bernie hammers At sleeper Sup plexes and you made
<v Speaker 1>him fuck his. Mom he was and like someone has
<v Speaker 1>to pay for. That you can't get away with this shit.
<v Speaker 1>Anymore and if you need gang girl to handle, this
<v Speaker 1>will you tell him what to? Do get? Girl WILL
<v Speaker 1>fu take it up with? Them my? Problems you so
<v Speaker 1>Stone cold's, Walking he don't give a. Fuck you don't
<v Speaker 1>even know who Beaver cleves. Is no if he sees Beaver,
<v Speaker 1>cleve which he's gonna fuck it. Mob you got a mom.
<v Speaker 1>Shine so now it's time for Stone Cold Steve austin
<v Speaker 1>versus The big Boss.
<v Speaker 3>Man, yes special guest Refs Shawn. Michaels shawn comes, out
<v Speaker 3>of course in the tiny shorts and The Shawn Michaels
<v Speaker 3>Wrestling academy shirt one nine hundred thirty two train.
<v Speaker 1>Nice yeah a. Call guess who's? There who's? There Thank danielson's, There,
<v Speaker 1>Thanky thank he's. There, Yeah thank he's. There that's. Cool
<v Speaker 1>and they Said sean was never done. There john was not.
<v Speaker 1>There He spanky just hit the. Road. Uh there's a
<v Speaker 1>sign out there that looks like a street sign that
<v Speaker 1>SAYS jarboni. DRIVE i, thought so Stone cold comes out.
<v Speaker 1>Here this is the most Stone cold has ever looked
<v Speaker 1>like Stone. Cold.
<v Speaker 3>Dude he is unbelievably stone cold here he starts to
<v Speaker 3>fight with the Vest on.
<v Speaker 1>Dude that's. AWESOME i love. It this is an iconic
<v Speaker 1>look for me WHEN i think of Stone, COLD i
<v Speaker 1>might actually think of this look like right, Away Like
<v Speaker 1>i'm just thinking when he came out like this song
<v Speaker 1>with his attitude dialed, in like right here it's just
<v Speaker 1>like it radiates off the screen and you're, like, wow holy.
<v Speaker 1>FUCK i mean that's not even a, gimmick that's just yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Ship you, Know like that's the key to wrestling is
<v Speaker 1>if you can nail the presentation like this doesn't matter
<v Speaker 1>what you it doesn't gimmick doesn't have to be like
<v Speaker 1>fuck that that. Yeah but like you, know If Beaver
<v Speaker 1>cleaves came out here and really fucked his, mom.
<v Speaker 3>Then, like shit would have Been, wow that dude fucks his,
<v Speaker 3>mom and we got that if you if you give
<v Speaker 3>make me believe.
<v Speaker 1>It nobody fucks their mom as much as this. Guy it's.
<v Speaker 1>Impossible you.
<v Speaker 3>KNOW i feel the same way About. Viscera he did
<v Speaker 3>have that WHERE i felt like he fucked your.
<v Speaker 1>Ass nobuddy Fucked Rob conway better Than, VISCERA i promise.
<v Speaker 2>You.
<v Speaker 1>So. Uh Steve austin punches Boss man and Boss man.
<v Speaker 1>Powders if you're facing Boss man in this, era especially
<v Speaker 1>when he's in the, corporation you are going to get
<v Speaker 1>a territory. Match you're getting a territory match and he's
<v Speaker 1>sliding out under the ropes and punching you, dead and
<v Speaker 1>shit works for, me AND i love. It So vince
<v Speaker 1>And shane come to bring a ladder down the, ramp
<v Speaker 1>the corporate, ladder of, course and it is unbelievably funny
<v Speaker 1>watching these two guys try to carry this ladder around
<v Speaker 1>this run. Struggle it is because they have to carry
<v Speaker 1>it around the ring to. Commentary So austin comes from
<v Speaker 1>behind And glomb's Boss man And Vincent shane run, away
<v Speaker 1>leaving the. Ladder of. Course austin then uses the ladder
<v Speaker 1>on Boss man and throws Boss man into the to
<v Speaker 1>hit a double axe. Handle my, GOOD i, mean what
<v Speaker 1>else is gonna? Do vince And shane are once again
<v Speaker 1>bringing this ladder down to the. Spot they had to
<v Speaker 1>reassess the situation Because austin chason. Away they ran to the.
<v Speaker 1>Back So lawler then, says, Hey, vince come on over,
<v Speaker 1>here come, here, Dude oh my. God J. R says,
<v Speaker 1>Oh brench come over. Here. Yeah lawler, says shut, Up
<v Speaker 1>We're memphis, bitch you. Know oh, FUCK i finally come
<v Speaker 1>over to. Back So shane gets on commentary after they
<v Speaker 1>set this ladder up and, says, Yeah, king what's? Up?
<v Speaker 1>Hey vince is also now standing like on the. Ladder.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he sets the ladder up beside commentary and he's
<v Speaker 1>standing on it. Right, Interesting, Steve austin Boss man are
<v Speaker 1>now fighting outside the. Ring of. Course austin throws Boss
<v Speaker 1>man into the table and then walks over and flips
<v Speaker 1>the ladder That vince is, on And vince takes a
<v Speaker 1>huge bump on the announced.
<v Speaker 3>Table throws his arms back, crazy lands on the table.
<v Speaker 3>Table did the table, break?
<v Speaker 1>DUDE i don't think it. Did and he landed on the.
<v Speaker 3>Monitors he just it's not like set up for. Anything
<v Speaker 3>he just lands on her ah and dies and then.
<v Speaker 1>They go back to the. Match fucking crash and.
<v Speaker 3>Burn that was, awesome cool, SHIT i, mean funny idea great, Execution,
<v Speaker 3>yeah just. Tremendous. Uh bosman then Sends austin back inside
<v Speaker 3>And jared, says you, KNOW i don't know if he's all, right, Dude,
<v Speaker 3>kang why don't you go give him out of? MOUTH
<v Speaker 3>i don't. Care mic isn't, Working oh, good shut the
<v Speaker 3>fuck up, Dead so, yeah Case mike is legit not,
<v Speaker 3>working Boss.
<v Speaker 1>Man yeah. Yeah Boss man Has austin a camera clutch,
<v Speaker 1>now But austin works. Up. Uh, Sadly bossman hits an
<v Speaker 1>elbow and brings him back down into a nerve. Hold.
<v Speaker 1>Uh lawler, says, uh go go check on MISTER mnd
<v Speaker 1>and see if he's, okay and just, Says i'm. Busy
<v Speaker 1>you check on, Him you fix my fucking, Mother my?
<v Speaker 1>Mother where do you?
<v Speaker 4>Go my?
<v Speaker 1>Mother so Boss man nerve holds him and now he's
<v Speaker 1>yelling at the. Fans of course you're gonna get that territory.
<v Speaker 1>Work that's. Awesome bossman's. Great he is for this specific.
<v Speaker 1>Stuff he is very very good at. It austin and
<v Speaker 1>Boss man double, clothesline double. Down vince gets on the
<v Speaker 1>headset and says that Damn ladder's. Busted my bag is
<v Speaker 1>bossed that what could you?
<v Speaker 5>Fix my?
<v Speaker 1>Mother? Shut, YEAH i try to shut. Up So austin
<v Speaker 1>hits the thirds press and the elbow drop with theatrics
<v Speaker 1>for a two Tremendous austin does An irish whip into a.
<v Speaker 1>Gutkick oh hell, yeah he did it a. Lot it's.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome it gives the crowd time to register because like
<v Speaker 1>if he just kicks, them it's like, quick but he
<v Speaker 1>gives them the iris. Swoop they, know like the gutkick
<v Speaker 1>is covering the. Shore, Okay So austin goes for the,
<v Speaker 1>stunner but Boss man reverses. It is this the one
<v Speaker 1>where he pushes him off the back like that? One,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH hbk is distracted By vince when the FUCK hbk
<v Speaker 1>come out, here he's the. Ref holy, FUCK i totally
<v Speaker 1>forgot he. Was, YEAH hbk is in the. Ring he's
<v Speaker 1>like now on the apron arguing With vince Because vince
<v Speaker 1>is talking ship and Bos won gets a night. Stick,
<v Speaker 1>okay SO hpk is distracted By. Vince Boss man goes
<v Speaker 1>to use the night, stick But austin hits the, stunner
<v Speaker 1>gets the three and wins the.
<v Speaker 3>Match huge fucking pop for this, move, ever, Dude like
<v Speaker 3>what a goddamn a great finish to fun little, match
<v Speaker 3>And vince is pissed on Comment YEAH i can't do,
<v Speaker 3>That And vince fucking charges over and grabs ladder beside
<v Speaker 3>the commentary and he's talking To austin And austin picks
<v Speaker 3>up the night stick and at the corporate ministry is
<v Speaker 3>how up? In Boss man to the back And Vincent
<v Speaker 3>chane also leave up the ramp and this is so fucking, Funny.
<v Speaker 3>Austin they Throw austin a. Beer but he's asking for the,
<v Speaker 3>Mic so to ask for the, mic he's holding the
<v Speaker 3>night stick and he fucking uses the nightstick as a
<v Speaker 3>mic and says give me.
<v Speaker 1>That was.
<v Speaker 3>Awesome And austin gets an actual mic and, says bitch
<v Speaker 3>you in that shun of a bitch are, Next.
<v Speaker 1>And that's ALL i have to say.
<v Speaker 3>About and now he calls for. Beers So austin drinks some.
<v Speaker 3>Beers crowd goes. NUTS hbk drinks a beer, Too, Dude
<v Speaker 3>austin smashes two beers on his head and drinks them
<v Speaker 3>on the top of his. Head, yes this is a
<v Speaker 3>real beer. Batch it's been a long. Night bring no
<v Speaker 3>Vampire warrior down.
<v Speaker 1>Here that was during the. Break so during the, break
<v Speaker 1>The Corporate ministry kicked Boss man's ass. Backstage So Steve
<v Speaker 1>AUSON hbk get beers and Boss man gets his ass.
<v Speaker 3>Kick they're stopping him out literally in the. Hallway it's
<v Speaker 3>not like in the Corporate ministry locker. Room he's in
<v Speaker 3>the hallway getting stomped out by viscera midian the Acolytes
<v Speaker 3>shane And. Vince shane And vince are also taking shots at.
<v Speaker 1>Him, VINCE i swear To god was throwing punches at
<v Speaker 1>him And shane was going, yeah, yeah slapping the ship
<v Speaker 1>out of. Him, Ben, yeah like what the, fuck poor boss?
<v Speaker 1>Man you know how it goes with the corporate ministry
<v Speaker 1>blood and blood. OUT i GUESS i guess that is.
<v Speaker 1>True And, MIDIAN i wish media was naked here stopping.
<v Speaker 1>About that would be. GREAT i, mean that would have
<v Speaker 1>changed my. Life so now it's time For valvenus Versus Prince.
<v Speaker 1>ALBERT I i Don't i'm not into this era Of
<v Speaker 1>Prince albert by the, way like into as in you
<v Speaker 1>don't like, like, YEAH i think THE i think the
<v Speaker 1>tattoo stuff was kind of corny AND i think like
<v Speaker 1>he didn't have anything that made him, cool, Right so
<v Speaker 1>LIKE i THINK i remember it a, lot though no
<v Speaker 1>because it's it's a rememberable or a memorable gimming that,
<v Speaker 1>way but, no like it wasn't a tins best. Gim,
<v Speaker 1>YES i think a trains a mean kick fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Ass but as we, Said valvenus is here this, GAME i,
<v Speaker 3>mean this whole fucking segment, here by the, way is like,
<v Speaker 3>Death like no one could care less about, This.
<v Speaker 1>Okay so this segment is. Dead the reason this segment
<v Speaker 1>is dead is because they just saw the. Rock they
<v Speaker 1>just Saw Steve AUSTIN Hbk Undertaker TRIPLE h was. Here,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i don't want to fucking See.
<v Speaker 3>Valvenus, Well valvenus is here and he storms the. Ring he, Says,
<v Speaker 3>prichard send them out.
<v Speaker 1>Now, Jimmy jimmy too, Much jimmy Valve, Yeah prichard as
<v Speaker 1>In Bruce. Richard of course it's a shoot pulling the.
<v Speaker 3>Shoe so he, no no Typical valvenus from he's pissed
<v Speaker 3>here and he's podcast.
<v Speaker 1>Guy richard tell, him.
<v Speaker 3>Uh So albert And, draws come out. Here It's prince
<v Speaker 3>it's supposed to Be. Valvinus Prince Albert draws is at.
<v Speaker 3>Ringside albert ski is fucking insane, looking by the. Way,
<v Speaker 3>yeah it's got a big zipper just. Pressed you can unzip.
<v Speaker 3>Him you can Unzipp jarry, says, well vow shitty was
<v Speaker 3>going to Use Prince albert's body like a. Canvas earlier,
<v Speaker 3>Night Prince Albert picture And Picture promo, said DO i
<v Speaker 3>like to look like the type of person that's afraid
<v Speaker 3>of being a?
<v Speaker 1>Canvas?
<v Speaker 3>AM i the type of person that's afraid of? Pain
<v Speaker 3>while this picture and picture promo's. HAPPENED i guess they
<v Speaker 3>didn't know this was going to happen here Because valvinus
<v Speaker 3>dives on top Of draws And albert and it cuts
<v Speaker 3>off the.
<v Speaker 1>Promo just didn't. Care it didn't give a. Fuck so
<v Speaker 1>it's supposed to be a. Match Prince albert comes out
<v Speaker 1>here with the. Tongue, Yeah dras was. Random draws is his,
<v Speaker 1>Boy Prince albert's The Pierce sky And draws is also
<v Speaker 1>of the. Peers hungry he throws, off.
<v Speaker 2>So.
<v Speaker 1>Jr says they gave him a nose. Piercing it's a
<v Speaker 1>nice one. Too, YEAH i mean that's NOT i mean
<v Speaker 1>they could have gave him a shitty, one, Right, yeah
<v Speaker 1>instead they just gave him a nice. One all. Right
<v Speaker 1>maybe that was just like a, test, like, okay the
<v Speaker 1>next one costs, money that one's. Free, ah, sure but
<v Speaker 1>the next one has to be your. PENIS i don't like, it,
<v Speaker 1>alright it doesn't matter what you.
<v Speaker 3>Like So venus Handcuffs draws to the. Post yeah he
<v Speaker 3>dove on. Him Send albert into the, ring hit the money.
<v Speaker 3>Shot Handcuffs albert to the bottom. Rope the fuck is going?
<v Speaker 1>On So valvenus then goes to open the, briefcase which
<v Speaker 1>is holding all the stuff for, tattooing of, course and
<v Speaker 1>he can't figure out how to fucking open.
<v Speaker 3>It he can super not open, it and he's taking.
<v Speaker 3>Forever he's doing his best to go into the piercing
<v Speaker 3>and tattooing, kit and J. R, says how much did
<v Speaker 3>you pay for your?
<v Speaker 1>Piercing? King is are the?
<v Speaker 3>Expensive And lawa, says you want to see? Mine And jared, says, No,
<v Speaker 3>val as you, said goes into the piercing and tattooing.
<v Speaker 3>Kit it takes some fucking forever to open this, thing
<v Speaker 3>And valvenus has a tattoo, gun and not only does
<v Speaker 3>he has a tattoo, gun but now he's pulling Out
<v Speaker 3>Prince albert's S so val dips the tattoo gun into
<v Speaker 3>tattoo ink and begins to Tattoo Prince albert's exposed s
<v Speaker 3>And albert is, mad he, says AND i, Quote i'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna kick your, Ass. Valvenus he's defacing, Me, Sir Prince
<v Speaker 3>albert doesn't have, tattoos, no but no. Tattoos in, FACT
<v Speaker 3>i don't even know if that's. TRUE i don't know
<v Speaker 3>if it's true that he doesn't have. Tattoos, yeah ACTUALLY
<v Speaker 3>i don't know, either but he's being. Defaced he gets,
<v Speaker 3>them he does Get he gets them Giant bernard. Giants
<v Speaker 3>Prince Albert. Jr Says valvinus is tattooing the rather pimpled
<v Speaker 3>and harry bagshote Of Fritz. Albert the crowd As valvenus
<v Speaker 3>is tattooing the w W e, logan the new ONE
<v Speaker 3>wwe logo for some, reason on To Prince albert's. Ass
<v Speaker 3>who is a shairing that job for Raw he's fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Forever the crowd could not care, Less like they're not
<v Speaker 3>even like, yay fuck these dudes or. Anything they're sitting,
<v Speaker 3>there no one's even standing BECAUSE i don't think anyone
<v Speaker 3>knows what's going.
<v Speaker 1>On it's on the. Tron, WELL i don't think a
<v Speaker 1>lot of people like they were channel, flippers, sure, so
<v Speaker 1>like they were flipping on to See Steve austin in
<v Speaker 1>the rock an undertaker did and they are not watching.
<v Speaker 1>This they were already, on, yeah, Right so LIKE i
<v Speaker 1>don't know what the fuck this. IS i don't know
<v Speaker 1>why this guy's tattooing this guy's. Ass shit's weird sit
<v Speaker 1>there at ten pm up with the. Family, hey There's.
<v Speaker 3>Valvenus tattoo In Prince albert's as for a long long.
<v Speaker 3>TIME i mean it's fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Forever So venus then punches both of them after he
<v Speaker 1>finishes the W w tattoo and leaves SO, Xpoc Road,
<v Speaker 1>dog And kane are walking D. X of, course the
<v Speaker 1>last members of D x are, here all three of.
<v Speaker 1>Them it'd be cool If kane got the idea. Here,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i, Mean kane kind of change it, up even
<v Speaker 1>just a, little just one colored. Chill so the rescue
<v Speaker 1>of the week is brought to you by THE Us Coastguard.
<v Speaker 1>CHINA i mean obliterates Road dog with a, chair.
<v Speaker 3>She brains him And hardcoreali and wins a triple threat
<v Speaker 3>match On heat last night.
<v Speaker 1>Too that's a world champion to. Me i'm, Fucking i'm.
<v Speaker 1>In i'm taking.
<v Speaker 3>It brisco is backstage beating the fuck out Of Pat.
<v Speaker 3>Patterson come, here, Bitch.
<v Speaker 1>He's throwing your, bitch. Dude he. Legit he's throwing punches
<v Speaker 1>of Bad patters in his.
<v Speaker 3>Hands it gets the control and starts throwing body shots
<v Speaker 3>for real and his stomach And Pat patters.
<v Speaker 1>Says he, says wha, Wait, hey what the? Fuck Super
<v Speaker 1>soaker Presents king of The ring and charge, it pump,
<v Speaker 1>it soak, it. DUDE i love the Super. Soaker it was,
<v Speaker 1>cool it was.
<v Speaker 3>AWESOME i would super fucking pump it and blast it
<v Speaker 3>right into my buddy's.
<v Speaker 1>Face. YEAH i mean we had a bunch of the
<v Speaker 1>off brand ones, too and they were more dangerous than. Anything.
<v Speaker 1>Dude those had no like get like they. Were you
<v Speaker 1>could pump, that yeah you. Could. Yeah it was hurt
<v Speaker 1>like a. Motherfucker so now it's signed for X poc
<v Speaker 1>Road dog In kin versus mister A s and The.
<v Speaker 1>Acolytes so the.
<v Speaker 3>Two surviving members of d x xbox is set to
<v Speaker 3>take on a hardcore holly At king of The. Ring
<v Speaker 3>Road dog is set is set to take On. China
<v Speaker 3>Uh And lawler.
<v Speaker 1>Says for some, Reason kine likes X poc And jerry,
<v Speaker 1>says a lot of people like X poc. Me lawler, says,
<v Speaker 1>WHAT i can't believe?
<v Speaker 3>It Uh And jeri, says, well Mister ash thinks he
<v Speaker 3>has a restaurant quality behind And lawler, says you're you're an,
<v Speaker 3>assman are?
<v Speaker 6>You J?
<v Speaker 3>R EVERYWHERE i, GO i hear people say you're an as.
<v Speaker 1>Man fuck. You they say on commentary that basically D
<v Speaker 1>x is dead at this. Point, yeah these are the
<v Speaker 1>last two guys holding on for hope of the dreams
<v Speaker 1>of D. X they could have really killed it if
<v Speaker 1>if they Had Pedro morales let n W o come
<v Speaker 1>in here and there as they would have had no
<v Speaker 1>chance THAT i would. Survived Mister ass and the acolytes
<v Speaker 1>Joining Paedo, morales. Dude, also they should be The askalites.
<v Speaker 1>Here they weren't ready to get.
<v Speaker 3>Over Billy gun should have came out with the acolytes
<v Speaker 3>riding on his. Ass they weren't ready to be.
<v Speaker 1>Over that. Sucks someday they'll get it, someday those. Guys
<v Speaker 1>SO xpo gets on the.
<v Speaker 3>Mic it, says, Hey i'm gonna come out, here bitch
<v Speaker 3>of being screwed out of the tag too, titles what
<v Speaker 3>do you say about putting your belts out right?
<v Speaker 5>Now come?
<v Speaker 3>On and mister ass, says you're damn, right we accept you.
<v Speaker 3>Punk so the acolytes are. Confused i'm. Confused commentary is.
<v Speaker 3>Confused commentary, says what it's a six man taag and
<v Speaker 3>the tag titles are on the line and Road dog,
<v Speaker 3>says it's just like you acolytes speaking through your ass
<v Speaker 3>and then they start.
<v Speaker 1>Fighting is this your?
<v Speaker 3>Deal?
<v Speaker 1>Ressa so things break down here and X poc misses
<v Speaker 1>And Bronco buster right on his fucking. Asshole mister ass
<v Speaker 1>tries to use a title but he doesn't, work and
<v Speaker 1>this is just all over the. PLACE i, mean they
<v Speaker 1>got no. Time, no they like this was just to
<v Speaker 1>do this. Angle they probably had more, time and they,
<v Speaker 1>said fuck, it, man you guys have to you, guys
<v Speaker 1>the Fucking valvinus thing went too, long and the Commentary
<v Speaker 1>Barry xpot they, man So xbot grabs the, title but Mister,
<v Speaker 1>as it's The we put the belt on Mister.
<v Speaker 3>As bradshaw And FuMO Mister ash tonight and.
<v Speaker 1>They get three. Minutes they gotta be out of their three.
<v Speaker 3>Minutes so Mister, as it's the famous there on the
<v Speaker 3>title and Mister as and the acolytes the as alights
<v Speaker 3>with the. Match, yeah, dude LIKE i COULDN'T i swore
<v Speaker 3>this was a title chair inch why? Not, like oh,
<v Speaker 3>okay how would you make the stupid?
<v Speaker 1>Stiff?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right just so they can do. This Billy gun
<v Speaker 3>feels like he's part champion. THING i GUESS i don't
<v Speaker 3>know where this, goes, obviously so maybe there is something
<v Speaker 3>more to THAT.
<v Speaker 1>I wrote down, here is this your dealercing that's. Awesome
<v Speaker 1>i'm preloaded that. ONE i fucking really like that, One
<v Speaker 1>like a week and a half, AGO i preloaded. That,
<v Speaker 1>wow that's.
<v Speaker 3>Awesome mister also leaves with the tag title one of
<v Speaker 3>the tag, titles And Bradshaw fruit are. Confused they're. Confused
<v Speaker 3>i'm fucking. CONFUSED i, uh this was all, odd especially
<v Speaker 3>because none of these guys are involved with each other
<v Speaker 3>at the paper at least like Road dog an xbock
<v Speaker 3>up singles this.
<v Speaker 1>Sucks, yeah this is. Odd. Bad tag titles are. Important
<v Speaker 1>they should be. Important they should Be So Big show
<v Speaker 1>is here and looks fucking, fantastic pouring water all over,
<v Speaker 1>them drowning ship's hot so G tv segment Al snow
<v Speaker 1>is here with.
<v Speaker 3>Head Alse know's here and he's sniffing around bunch and
<v Speaker 3>he's looking. Around he starts picking his nose and then
<v Speaker 3>he blocks his head from seeing him pick his nose
<v Speaker 3>with the newspaper and he eats.
<v Speaker 1>It, yeah it must be.
<v Speaker 3>Good and THEN i, said it looks at head and, says, no, What,
<v Speaker 3>NO i didn't of course. Not you Think i'm mining
<v Speaker 3>for copper or. SOMETHING i didn't get any. Boogs don't
<v Speaker 3>be Gross and he picks the paper back up and
<v Speaker 3>picks his nose, again and J. R, says what in
<v Speaker 3>the world is G? Tv, anyway There's Cortez, kennedy one
<v Speaker 3>of the Greatest defenser linemen from The Seattle.
<v Speaker 1>Seahawks, well thank You Cortez.
<v Speaker 3>Kennedy, yeah also know eats. Boogers, yeah that's one of
<v Speaker 3>his character traits here and beaver Cleavage fox's. Mom anybody
<v Speaker 3>going for the world?
<v Speaker 1>Title any might have any? Aspirations in hour, two no
<v Speaker 1>one's going for the world? Title, yeah all, Right, Well
<v Speaker 1>Cortez kennedy's. Here he won the world. Title oh, good that's.
<v Speaker 1>Good he should work to win The Super bowl this.
<v Speaker 1>Year who? Knows i'm Asked? Siri, okay how DO i ask? Here, Hey?
<v Speaker 1>Siri who won the nineteen ninety Nine Super bowl On
<v Speaker 1>elway in The Denver.
<v Speaker 3>Broncos, Wow cartman's.
<v Speaker 1>Dead that's. Awesome so now it's time for a big
<v Speaker 1>show versus Hardcore.
<v Speaker 3>Holly, Yes Big show will Face cane This, sunday At
<v Speaker 3>king of The ring And jerri says two thirds of
<v Speaker 3>the earth are covered by water and the other third
<v Speaker 3>are covered by The Big.
<v Speaker 1>SHOW i thought that was. Awesome it was.
<v Speaker 3>Awesome so eight days ago And Heat, Hardcore holly shoved
<v Speaker 3>The Big show And Big show one Handed show stopped
<v Speaker 3>the shoot out of. Him and then last night On,
<v Speaker 3>Heat Big show And kane were in a four way
<v Speaker 3>match And Bob holly came out and fucking Brained kane
<v Speaker 3>with a chair and then Hit Big show in the
<v Speaker 3>back with a. Chair Then Big show punched him in
<v Speaker 3>the head to punch the chair in the head to
<v Speaker 3>knock it. Away Then kane grabbed the chair and Hit
<v Speaker 3>Big show in the back with. It so that's setting this.
<v Speaker 1>UP i guess his jarring Seeing Big shows a. JACKED i,
<v Speaker 1>mean he looks fucking. Great it comes down to this
<v Speaker 1>theme song that's. Different, yeah the ponytail. LOOK i. Love
<v Speaker 1>it's all. Great it's a real freak match to Have
<v Speaker 1>cane And Big show at this, point like they're both
<v Speaker 1>like on an immense amount of. Juice they look. Great,
<v Speaker 1>yeah they both are like really really big. Enough Bob holly's, Here,
<v Speaker 1>Oh Bob holly is. Here yes with a. Mic he's
<v Speaker 1>got something to.
<v Speaker 3>Say, wow, shockingly no one, cares, like you're, right, DUDE
<v Speaker 3>i didn't think of it until you said.
<v Speaker 1>It but like they frontloaded all the stars and it's,
<v Speaker 1>like where's the? Stars? RIGHT i don't care? Anymore.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah So Bob holly's, here and he, says, hey big.
<v Speaker 3>Show you remember, me don't. You i'm the big shot
<v Speaker 3>Boo and if you didn't know by, NOW i don't
<v Speaker 3>like you boo.
<v Speaker 1>And all. PERSONALLY i have to be honest with. YOU
<v Speaker 1>i think you.
<v Speaker 3>Suck you come out, here think you're big and, bad
<v Speaker 3>think you're this and. That well that's fine and, dandy
<v Speaker 3>but you haven't had around with halcohol.
<v Speaker 1>Yet. Jr, says heart is your. Point who gave? This
<v Speaker 1>got freaking? Mic who fucking bucked this? Ship ends of the.
<v Speaker 1>Mic hey you're, On you're live but. Live i'm just
<v Speaker 1>fucking had. Enough i'll keep it honest with. You we'll
<v Speaker 1>keep it on stack with. You G i'm wearing.
<v Speaker 3>Memphish, goddamn they should put you in a. Ring goddamn
<v Speaker 3>a fucking dead ash right, Now. Jake they got hard
<v Speaker 3>core ally in, there mister.
<v Speaker 1>Here So Bob holly's is.
<v Speaker 3>Tonight let's take this match a hardcore. Match by the,
<v Speaker 3>WAY i will tell you this and that. Thing you
<v Speaker 3>might put me, down you big silly, bastard BUT i
<v Speaker 3>won't stay.
<v Speaker 1>Down so. Hardcore holly comes down and gets hit by
<v Speaker 1>the prototype w M. D he bunches of right in
<v Speaker 1>the fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Head Big show then Stalks holly to the. Back Big
<v Speaker 3>shot throws him through the exit. Door holly throws a
<v Speaker 3>trash can At Big, show but showed ducks and nails
<v Speaker 3>the cameraman kid it Like legit goes over his head
<v Speaker 3>and hits the. Camera it wasn't even like a tremendous
<v Speaker 3>duck or. Anything hardcreholly just threw it like shit and
<v Speaker 3>it went over his head and fucking crushed his camera. Guy,
<v Speaker 3>also by the, way the door that they go out
<v Speaker 3>is the same door that Fucking Steve blackman leaves out.
<v Speaker 3>Of it doesn't really go LIKE i guess it does
<v Speaker 3>go to the parking, lot but, yeah it's the same,
<v Speaker 3>place WHICH i thought was funny Because jerry, SAYS i
<v Speaker 3>have no idea where this leads. To, well that's, weird you,
<v Speaker 3>Said Steve blacker left earlier from this.
<v Speaker 1>Door, YEAH i mean, thankfully the cameraman can never. Die
<v Speaker 1>so that's. True that's a good. Trip that's. True hark
<v Speaker 1>corhoally was trying his hardest to kill this. Guy so
<v Speaker 1>this is a hardcore.
<v Speaker 3>Match so they fights hardcore style to the parking lot,
<v Speaker 3>right And show throws Hardcore holly into the concrete. Wall
<v Speaker 3>they're in the back area and some security are near a. Car,
<v Speaker 3>SO i don't even know how do you describe. This
<v Speaker 3>it's we're in the parking. Lot there's like a little.
<v Speaker 3>WALL i guess you could say that you could easily
<v Speaker 3>jump up, to and there's a car up.
<v Speaker 1>There it'll be an Awesome tony hawkspot. Tremendous oh my,
<v Speaker 1>god you're. Right it's a like a. Ledge it's.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah so there's a car. THERE A Big show goes
<v Speaker 3>up there and knocks these dudes, over grabs the bottom
<v Speaker 3>of the, car flips it over the, ledge presumably Onto Bob,
<v Speaker 3>holly who we don't see Until Big show covers him and.
<v Speaker 1>Wins he still covered, him so presumably it did hit him,
<v Speaker 1>right and he lived maybe well after tune in next.
<v Speaker 3>Week, well he wasn't, BLEEDING i guess maybe just could
<v Speaker 3>have stayed all inside.
<v Speaker 1>All of his bones are. Done oh, sure, yeah cross the.
<v Speaker 3>Shit but, Yeah Big show fucking Beat Bob holly by
<v Speaker 3>fucking flipping a car onto him and pinning him for the.
<v Speaker 1>Three And so that's so funny because WHEN i thought about,
<v Speaker 1>THIS i was, like When i'm looking at, THIS i,
<v Speaker 1>Go Big show looks, Awesome like this guy is, mean
<v Speaker 1>he looks like you should flip a. Car yeah, Right
<v Speaker 1>like that's where they go with. It my thought, is
<v Speaker 1>my first thought IS i wonder if Hardcore holly would
<v Speaker 1>take like a top rope show, Stopper, wow, right like something?
<v Speaker 1>Crazy i'm not sure From Big. SHOW i don't think so, no,
<v Speaker 1>Wow but like would he take this right with Like
<v Speaker 1>Big show with? Him Because Big show at this time
<v Speaker 1>was still willing to do any and everything Right god,
<v Speaker 1>yeah so like he was still willing to. Go so
<v Speaker 1>my first thought, is what's the craziest thing we can
<v Speaker 1>do in the? Ring instead they, say what's the craziest
<v Speaker 1>way we could kill Hardcore holly? TONIGHT i imagine it
<v Speaker 1>started with the top rope show, stopper and hard Core holly, said,
<v Speaker 1>well you might as well just fucking push a car on.
<v Speaker 1>Me oh, yeah, yeah we can do that we're gonna kill.
<v Speaker 1>You you got any last, words here's a, MIC.
<v Speaker 4>I.
<v Speaker 1>DON'T i don't got any. Words, well here's the words
<v Speaker 1>we wrote for.
<v Speaker 2>You.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah so dude.
<v Speaker 3>Kills him with the car and, wins And Big show
<v Speaker 3>looks back and there's a guy up there fucking pissed
<v Speaker 3>on the ledge And Big show, says here's your, car
<v Speaker 3>and the guy says. Yes So Big show walks up
<v Speaker 3>to the, car which on its side, now and kicks
<v Speaker 3>it the roof in and then, leaves which mean big nasty.
<v Speaker 3>Bastard and then he walks into the Building and it's
<v Speaker 3>very funny because you could See Prince albert walk into
<v Speaker 3>the frame with big yellow pants and A nike shirt
<v Speaker 3>on and quickly have to walk backwards to get out
<v Speaker 3>of the. Shot he stayed for the main. EVENT i,
<v Speaker 3>Mean Big show doing crazy feats of. STRENGTH i don't
<v Speaker 3>Think i'll ever get.
<v Speaker 1>Tired OF i, know just coming out with it like
<v Speaker 1>that's fun as. Fuck there's no other company LIKE wcw
<v Speaker 1>could obviously because they had a lot of money, too but,
<v Speaker 1>like these are the only wrestling companies that can be, like,
<v Speaker 1>yeah let's just take a car and fucking totally total
<v Speaker 1>the car right. Here let's smash through the wall of
<v Speaker 1>this building whatever fucking trailer through an. Ambulance. Yeah SO i,
<v Speaker 1>mean if you got, it do. It that'd be.
<v Speaker 3>AWESOME i WISH i had that kind of, money, dude
<v Speaker 3>that would do a crazy. Shit jake something would be
<v Speaker 3>picking houses.
<v Speaker 1>Up, yeah that'd be. Awesome maybe we can figure out
<v Speaker 1>how to get car money and then just blow it, Up.
<v Speaker 1>Jake something uses his, mind can't come back. Style So
<v Speaker 1>vince McMahon And shane McMahon take on The. Stooges Yes.
<v Speaker 3>Jr Says Richard man looks like the brawnie paper towel,
<v Speaker 3>guy WHICH i didn't know what that, meant AND i
<v Speaker 3>looked it up AND i, said, oh okay he.
<v Speaker 1>Does yeah, yeah is that the one with the Red? Okay? Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Sure So Happy hours coming up. NEXT i don't know
<v Speaker 1>what the Fuck lawler was saying, here but he must
<v Speaker 1>like the. Show i'm guessing the. Show he was trying
<v Speaker 1>his best to advertise it for. Sure and.
<v Speaker 3>Uh Then lawler, says, uh you don't even try to
<v Speaker 3>because they Recap Austin tip And ladder over to Kill,
<v Speaker 3>vince And lalla, says you didn't even try to catch Miss,
<v Speaker 3>workman And jerry, says, yeah, well where were? You vince
<v Speaker 3>stands on the announcestable and flexes during his, entrits WHICH
<v Speaker 3>i thought was very. Funny he's, huge, Dude, okay he's
<v Speaker 3>on a crazy. STACK i mean everybody was cycling the same, shit, Right, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>WELL i mean a great cycler on, too like unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>Looking lalla, says, uh.
<v Speaker 5>You, KNOW i see a lot of things THAT i
<v Speaker 5>G R i THOUGHT i never. SEE i saw the
<v Speaker 5>big show move a. CAR i THOUGHT i saw else
<v Speaker 5>know you're a, booger and, JERISISH i WONDER i foo
<v Speaker 5>taste like? Chicken are we fucking for real?
<v Speaker 1>Here, guys we did all, that AND i gotta be,
<v Speaker 1>HONEST i still don't know who's next for the world.
<v Speaker 3>Title so the students come out to Whull cogan's, team
<v Speaker 3>which is always fucking, funny And while says that music
<v Speaker 3>makes me want to, hurl And jerry sish it made
<v Speaker 3>me lose my launch ten years. Ago they do not
<v Speaker 3>fuck with all gos.
<v Speaker 1>Any chance to get the shot on the, sky they're taking.
<v Speaker 3>It frisco And patterson come out and they're taunt SPAMMING
<v Speaker 3>i mean, again fucking funniest shit this, seriously all this
<v Speaker 3>brings back to wrestling in two thousand video Game, sure
<v Speaker 3>just The stooge's entrance with the music and all that.
<v Speaker 3>Shit like what a great. GAME i, know No mercy
<v Speaker 3>Is king, PROBABLY i, mean how do you just had everything?
<v Speaker 3>Right but wrestling in two thousand has a very specific
<v Speaker 3>feel that Like i'm nostalgic for.
<v Speaker 1>Right the eras felt very different back then they, did
<v Speaker 1>and like.
<v Speaker 3>The career mode in wrestling in two thousand is very
<v Speaker 3>different To. Sure, yeah which it's it's not it's it's you,
<v Speaker 3>know kind of one, track but you can kind of
<v Speaker 3>pick your poison. There but LIKE i thought it was,
<v Speaker 3>Cool like you see all the matches and. Shit for some,
<v Speaker 3>reason Testing midian and we're going sixty minutes every. Heat
<v Speaker 3>somebody said you gotta shot take. It, Yeah rust went
<v Speaker 3>in two thousand one a tremendous.
<v Speaker 1>Game So patterson And briscoe shoot the half on the,
<v Speaker 1>McMahon's which is.
<v Speaker 3>Crazy immediately get in the ring ground and pound the
<v Speaker 3>ship out of McMahon's and they're taking. Turns if McMahon's
<v Speaker 3>get back on top of, them they're they're, trying but.
<v Speaker 1>Dude shane stiffs the fuck out Of Gerald. Briscoe, man
<v Speaker 1>that ship was so fucking. Funny That's shane's whole, career. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>yeah never. Stopped, NO i, MEAN i, MEAN i love. It,
<v Speaker 1>yeah this is like this guy lived off the adrenaline
<v Speaker 1>all was. Doing oh my. God So shane is punching
<v Speaker 1>him in the. Corner the Little shane. Punches vince then
<v Speaker 1>does punches in the corner To. Pat that shit was, nuts,
<v Speaker 1>dude he's the. Punches he does the pat in the.
<v Speaker 1>Corner they're Ridiculously, yeah they are. So patterson then turns
<v Speaker 1>them around and shows them some real. Punches he, says
<v Speaker 1>let me show you how to. Work, bro going to
<v Speaker 1>do stereo ten punches but they. Do yeah, Right vince
<v Speaker 1>then low blows, them And Ken shamrock is. Here. Fuck
<v Speaker 1>So shane McMahon shot Blocks Ken shamrock and he no
<v Speaker 1>sells it And vince is. Sprinting, yeah so.
<v Speaker 3>Gone i've never Seen vince move that quick, ever that
<v Speaker 3>was so.
<v Speaker 1>Funny the shot of him sprinting up the ramp was
<v Speaker 1>funny as fun.
<v Speaker 3>Because you, know the last time we See, vince he's
<v Speaker 3>low Blowing Pat then the chop block, Happens shamrock turns
<v Speaker 3>To shane and he grips them and then the next
<v Speaker 3>shot Is vince is halfway up the, ramp.
<v Speaker 1>So shamrock belly to Belly shane and him runs up
<v Speaker 1>the ramp to Chase. Vince shamrocks run as, hilarious he's. Huge.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah rodney And Pete yass come in to Help.
<v Speaker 3>Shane, Yeah britskoe And patterson are Kicking shane's. Ass rodney
<v Speaker 3>And Peak ass hit the ring and the dude just
<v Speaker 3>start fucking them up to until the biggest Man i've
<v Speaker 3>ever seen in my Life i've never Seen. Amanda, look
<v Speaker 3>look at a shag and that. Hamhog who the hell
<v Speaker 3>is that big guy in the. Sweater that's a big
<v Speaker 3>fucking dode a big as. Sweater holy dush gotta be,
<v Speaker 3>dush gotta Be Joey As Joey, Abs oh my, God
<v Speaker 3>Joey As Joey abs hit the ring and joe, said
<v Speaker 3>who the hell is that big?
<v Speaker 1>Guy is that another one to change? Buddies they put
<v Speaker 1>him over like he's six, Seven, Well Joey, ABS i,
<v Speaker 1>mean as far AS i, know The stooges could have died.
<v Speaker 1>TONIGHT i mean he is pilmanizing, everybody.
<v Speaker 3>Dude he pilmanizes both. STOOGES i couldn't believe, it like
<v Speaker 3>the multiple, times but this is what the bell rings
<v Speaker 3>after the, Pilmanize SO i guess that that's the match.
<v Speaker 3>Ending not the other interferences Where shamrock ran and it
<v Speaker 3>Hit shane with the belly to belly or, anything Or
<v Speaker 3>vince's low.
<v Speaker 1>Blow this segment just. Existed they just Found Joey abs
<v Speaker 1>backstage and, said can you put.
<v Speaker 3>This on with thiswll please get the fuck out. There
<v Speaker 3>Uh so they Pilmanize Briscombe, Patterson shane fucking takes out the.
<v Speaker 3>Ref shane Hugs joe and they all knuckle up because
<v Speaker 3>that's the Goddamn posse, way And jared, says big shover.
<v Speaker 3>SPONGE i know where they can shove the shover.
<v Speaker 1>SPONGE i like this. GIMMICK i love the meme Street.
<v Speaker 3>POSSE i love That shane had boys back in the,
<v Speaker 3>hood the mead streets of goddamn Gritige, connecticut and they
<v Speaker 3>were sweaters and they wore, sweaters And Joey apps was
<v Speaker 3>huge And rodney did leg, drops.
<v Speaker 1>DUDE i mean they had no, moves.
<v Speaker 3>Dude these guys were like, Dangerous LIKE i don't know
<v Speaker 3>if they really even do at a. WRESTLE i Think
<v Speaker 3>jos might have been the only trained.
<v Speaker 1>Guy, yeah that might be.
<v Speaker 3>True and P gus And rodney was just there because she.
<v Speaker 3>Was There's Shane's, boys WHICH i think is, awesome Brother.
<v Speaker 1>Shane Is, YEAH i, mean That's shane's things so AND
<v Speaker 1>i remember it to this.
<v Speaker 3>Day, yeah and there Was ah the one Missing posse
<v Speaker 3>member fuck uh Something Green.
<v Speaker 1>Relic Dang, rel but Metre posse last for a. Second
<v Speaker 1>that Surprised Shad politic The rock to join The this
<v Speaker 1>is like the new, corporation The Tree. Posse no, one
<v Speaker 1>no one else really. JOINS i mean The, rock The
<v Speaker 1>rock joining but Not turny heel and fucking with the
<v Speaker 1>Me Street posse every week would have been. FUNNY i understand, That,
<v Speaker 1>like it's better off that way Because taker's getting, Hurt
<v Speaker 1>steve's getting. Hurt god, damn that's. Funny i'm Surprised russo
<v Speaker 1>didn't like jump on That. ROCK i got an idea
<v Speaker 1>to derail your entire. Career let me. Listen oh this
<v Speaker 1>is your, Deal Russo, So triple h And china face
<v Speaker 1>off Against, undertaker and, uh for some, REASON i, Wrote Paul.
<v Speaker 1>Hayman why.
<v Speaker 3>See it's split screen with a trust shot of them
<v Speaker 3>walking to the rings. Separately Taker.
<v Speaker 1>Paul, yeah he's got two managers set up for.
<v Speaker 3>That we all just having a fucking litany of managers
<v Speaker 3>and they're.
<v Speaker 1>All two fat white. Boys anyone Named paul, Fat, paul
<v Speaker 1>give me, Fat, Paul not that One paulie FROM ddt
<v Speaker 1>joins too with the face, Paint paulie From. Sopranos, dude
<v Speaker 1>everyone Named paul is. Fat that's. Awesome Paul, White i'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna say my name Is Paul. Jordan give me, too, Up,
<v Speaker 1>Paul paul Blood Paul so Ministry. TAKER i mean the
<v Speaker 1>theme goes. Hard we talked about it in event. Time,
<v Speaker 1>yes this is FUCKING i, mean Ministry taker is. Awesome,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i mean both these theme songs are, very very.
<v Speaker 1>Good so uh, yeah, anyways they get super lost here to, Start.
<v Speaker 3>Holy, fuck they get fucking lost like. Immediately Like i'm
<v Speaker 3>Surprised Triple ah didn't, say, oh holy, Fuck i'm, Done.
<v Speaker 1>Hey cut cut the goddamn just do it. Again fuck this, dude.
<v Speaker 3>Man, yeah So TRIPLE a gut kick hits the, ropes
<v Speaker 3>take her falling club holl he fuck, guys, whoop send.
<v Speaker 1>Out Paul joey's back out of? Here where the hell
<v Speaker 1>Is Paul? Blark So taker does old school and then
<v Speaker 1>tweaks his. LEG i thought that was real by the
<v Speaker 1>WAY i. Did So Triple ahs goes to town on.
<v Speaker 1>It taker is notoriously beat up this, year and of
<v Speaker 1>course he leaves in ninety nine and then comes back
<v Speaker 1>as The american. Badass but that takes a little bit of.
<v Speaker 1>Time china then Slams taker's injured leg on the Apron.
<v Speaker 1>Ah Paul, bearer of, course takes Out TRIPLE h on the,
<v Speaker 1>barricade which is fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Hilarious he Throws Triple ah into the. BARRICADE i was, like,
<v Speaker 3>WOW i can't believe that because the ref's arguing With
<v Speaker 3>china because she was sucking. Around SO i, said, Oh
<v Speaker 3>Paul burg getting involved in anything physically is like the
<v Speaker 3>funniest thing. Ever and then it made me immediately think
<v Speaker 3>of him doing four fifties in the video, game.
<v Speaker 1>AND i wish he would have did that. Here oh, man,
<v Speaker 1>DUDE i mean the way that he grabs him is
<v Speaker 1>so fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Funny Because TRIPLE h is. Massive there is not like
<v Speaker 3>two body compositions this different That i've seen in a.
<v Speaker 3>While they both be described as.
<v Speaker 1>Massive. Dude, yeah and he grabs him and throws him
<v Speaker 1>in there and does a little tau after where it's,
<v Speaker 1>like what a beast, man, Thanks, Percy Percy. Frinkle that
<v Speaker 1>must be, tough fucking big guy Named. Frinkle, Dude no
<v Speaker 1>way he would have owned that. Ship oh.
<v Speaker 2>No.
<v Speaker 3>Man IF i was Called Johnny sandwiches AND i was
<v Speaker 3>a fellow, KID i would have been in trouble more.
<v Speaker 1>Respected percy, though had a little r o, H.
<v Speaker 6>We're, great cruda On jimmy double the charge on The sandwiches.
<v Speaker 5>My, Examviar.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck oh, man that's fucking. Funny holy. Shit So
<v Speaker 1>TRIPLE ah does the figure four And taker does the
<v Speaker 1>sit up. Goosele that's.
<v Speaker 3>Awesome taker then hits a choked slam On TRIPLE. H
<v Speaker 3>And china comes in with a, chair But taker stops. Her,
<v Speaker 3>yes and then the rock slides In dolly fun and
<v Speaker 3>he hits a rock bottom On.
<v Speaker 1>Taker.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, yes the ref's. Attracted taker goes in a triple
<v Speaker 3>as with a. Chair Triple age gets a boot Up
<v Speaker 3>rock slides In rock bottom of The taker bell, rings
<v Speaker 3>So rock points up to the sky and then a
<v Speaker 3>Gigantic Brahma bol symbol comes. Down and WHAT i mean,
<v Speaker 3>is if you are familiar with The undertaker, symbol that is,
<v Speaker 3>this except it's a gigantic The rock Bram i'm a
<v Speaker 3>bowl logo full color and Smoking theatrix smoke coming out
<v Speaker 3>of The brahma bulls nose.
<v Speaker 1>Could be a shine From. God, DUDE i, Mean undertaker
<v Speaker 1>was clearly. Pissed he, Said, wow this is way fucking
<v Speaker 1>cooler than Anything i've ever. Done i'm taking that time.
<v Speaker 3>Off i'll got it to the learning, tree new. Gimmick,
<v Speaker 3>yeah he just killed my Ship, ROCK i gotta. Reset, so,
<v Speaker 3>Uh rock is stomping On Paul. Bear he goes to
<v Speaker 3>hit The people's elbow and Takeru taker doesn't sit, up
<v Speaker 3>and Then rock kicks him in the. Chest that hits
<v Speaker 3>The people's elbow and. Jarisish i've never seen anything quad like.
<v Speaker 3>DISH a Snorting brahma bull. Symbol they emphasize symbol symbolizing.
<v Speaker 1>This doesn't even look like a. Cross, no, no it's
<v Speaker 1>just a big. Head. Yeah rock Punches Paul bear in
<v Speaker 1>the balls, dude he. Does that's the Best rock spot.
<v Speaker 3>Legs read punch of the. Balls rock reaches over as
<v Speaker 3>the symbol comes down and drags it into the, ring
<v Speaker 3>leans it against the. Ropes very reminiscent of when they
<v Speaker 3>did the thing With taker And Stephanie.
<v Speaker 1>Dde him punch And taker in the cock and then
<v Speaker 1>Fucking percy in the. Cock you don't got to do
<v Speaker 1>that Too much's so.
<v Speaker 3>Funny, yeah the corporate ministry come out to try to
<v Speaker 3>make the save And rock bumps them all. Around and
<v Speaker 3>then Boss man is, here and Boss man is on
<v Speaker 3>The rock side and he's attacking the corporate ministry and
<v Speaker 3>he's here to stand guard on the ring As taker
<v Speaker 3>powders The Paul. Bear Percy springle is the purse in the,
<v Speaker 3>ring and The rock Grabs Paul bear and he throws
<v Speaker 3>him against the, symbol and the, symbol the big brammable
<v Speaker 3>symbol somehow has latches for, handcuffs perfect position in the
<v Speaker 3>shape of a.
<v Speaker 1>Cross that's kind of. Crazy seems like only the work
<v Speaker 1>a vampire could, complete one that fucks and, sucks thanks and.
<v Speaker 3>Thanks so The rock Handcuffs Paul bear very symbolically on
<v Speaker 3>this sign with his arms spread out much Like.
<v Speaker 1>Raven The rock has symbolized this candy ass beach of.
<v Speaker 1>Trash if YOU'RE i love the W w shirt cuts
<v Speaker 1>over to J. R he's doing his double middle.
<v Speaker 7>Fingers take that hooking now hit Do stooges music. Dead
<v Speaker 7>So Paul bear is.
<v Speaker 1>There on the. Symbol rock grabs them like it.
<v Speaker 3>Says The rock says At king of The, Ring it's
<v Speaker 3>gonna be the night love The Brahma. Ball The rock,
<v Speaker 3>says The Brahma ball is gonna dip his, horns turn
<v Speaker 3>them sideways and.
<v Speaker 1>Stick up straight up your k if you have shown
<v Speaker 1>what The rock is, cooking And.
<v Speaker 3>Rock is the posed on the turn, Buckle jerry, says
<v Speaker 3>kenga range seandae't payer forew water not.
<v Speaker 1>Show ends.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, yeah him can symbolized that A brama bull.
<v Speaker 1>Is fucking completely. Insane never seen.
<v Speaker 3>It, no they should have Symbolized Na comvidion up, there
<v Speaker 3>had him in the sky naked and he got a
<v Speaker 3>hard on.
<v Speaker 1>Mini man.
<v Speaker 3>Cheer, YEAH i mean crazy fucking. Visual the smoke coming
<v Speaker 3>out of The Brahma bowl was. Awesome what they should
<v Speaker 3>have had, That the smoke going When Paul barro was on.
<v Speaker 3>THERE i don't think they did. That, no up his,
<v Speaker 3>ass that would have been fucking funny as. Shit oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>YEAH i mean this is a very nineteen ninety nine. Episode,
<v Speaker 3>yeah they care about the stars and everything else is
<v Speaker 3>kind of fucking.
<v Speaker 1>WHATEVER i, mean they try to get every one of
<v Speaker 1>the show an. Angle, yeah which that. Was that Was ruso's. Thing,
<v Speaker 1>yeah once everyone on the show at every given, point
<v Speaker 1>the show has to end with like ten to fifteen
<v Speaker 1>people in. It, yes that's like his, stable even A
<v Speaker 1>tna ten fifteen, People, like we watched something fucking it
<v Speaker 1>Was rhino And JARRETT tna glory fucking, right yet three,
<v Speaker 1>live three live crew out there at Amw, yeah everyone
<v Speaker 1>that was on the show come back.
<v Speaker 6>Out.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah this was SUPER i mean Super. Russo but it
<v Speaker 3>was well worth it to see the Smoking.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, YEAH i was glad to see that. Legit have
<v Speaker 1>never seen, it AND i thought was super. COOL i
<v Speaker 1>would have loved to See Paul bear lifted into the,
<v Speaker 1>air BUT i understand the logistics of the situation at.
<v Speaker 1>Hand thought it was cool that it is smoked on
<v Speaker 1>the way. DOWN i liked that it Forced undertaker to
<v Speaker 1>change his, gimmick change his old. Career, YEAH i, mean,
<v Speaker 1>yeah damn, it. ROCK i can't say it was a stellar,
<v Speaker 1>episode but, UH i enjoy talking about it for. SURE
<v Speaker 1>i enjoy talking about it as.
<v Speaker 2>Well.
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