FWF Season 2 PPV3! - FROM THE VAULT

Hello everyone, and welcome in this month's edition of the f w f NI
Wrestling Federation. I am your host, slash commissioner or the president when you
want to see me, I do it all here except book the shows.
Now the most professional wrestler, Brian Myers. What's up? I am the
president of the Ashow Turmoil Matt Cardona. We have Halloween Horror Night to tonight.
Uh, it's gonna be a great event, a great extravaganza, and
we're not you know, you know, we're not stooping to the levels that
Mark does with all this like Creative Team or oh, you know, Star
Creative Services. Hey, I'm Asto, your producer of the of the pod
network, smart Mark Sterling Esquire, but the president of thrill Zone. And
tonight we are presenting Adrenaline Rush. I guess too, but we're just gonna
call it Adrenaline Rush. I think I'm gonna divert from the original thrill Zone
pay per view name starting next month, for the next two, for the
next you know, I hand you a legacy and you just poop on it.
I thought about making this one battle pit. I guess this is Adrenaline
Rush colon battle Pit I like that in your house style. Yeah, got
it. But we're here. I'm excited. I did all my prep on
the road. Ski did it all on the plane. Now you got a
little taste of what I was doing. But do you get the ideas?
The ideas are flowing, but then you got to like really finalize everything and
you have to like some write stuff down or like it escapes you and then
you're like, oh no, yes, yeah, it's it's very tricky because
I I know Mark isn't into this, but I like to have good matches,
work rate matches. So I got to remember these spots and I don't
want to I don't want to read them off. I want I need,
I need to have it in my head. That's the difference between us.
I can't do that. I can't do it. Like I have a handy
Dandy eight by ten right here that has like some cliff notes blown. We
are we are having we have different sports here. But I think that's fine.
I think it's fine. The Broski style, like just blacking out calling
a mash in the spots is so crazy to me. It's insane. You
just it's like the people that can't see the video obviously, like, but
he just stares into the abyss and because wlacks out. No, it's not
bad. Blow. I'm just saying I could never do it like that.
Yeah. Yeah, that's how it's crazy. That's how I go to sleep
instead of like counting sheep. I call these spots. That's the truth.
Is that really true? Just like spots in general have spots spots Okay?
Yeah? Interesting, And like you know, when I'm getting the haircut,
like I'll put my phone away and I'll just like close my eyes and think
of spots. At least, at least we have phones in this era.
Like I always heard stories that like Raven would think of something like an idea
and he'd have it like written on like toilet paper or whatever, like things
that he could find, you know, So at least at least we have
phone notes. Yeah, I always, I always phone out my promos,
and I'm like, what were people doing back in the day's writing on toilet
paper and pizza boxes and whatever's the available catering sheet? Yeah, all right,
you go first, Mark, Mark is going first. Before we start,
I think everyone's eagerly anticipating what exactly this battle pit is. Well.
I also think it's like unrealistic, Like no venue would have four rings in
there, they'd lose so much money and ticket sales. But well, you've
never been to the pap Sente. He's running the Grand Canyon. I had
a suggestion to make Mark. Uh, you know, obviously we just do
pay per views here at thirty minute time limit? What do you think major
fest in January? No time limit? Please? All right, this is
a rip on me nobody else. I think we need to properly tie those
stories together. No time I'm not saying we go over an hour each,
but no time limit. See, Matt, I'm probably not going to need
more than half abusing that rule. No, I think I might go forty
five. Sure, you never know, but I booked. I booked major
fests, you know, once I drafted my superstars. Of course, a
couple of changes here and there, but I do long term booking. Like
some of the Mark's guys aren't even on the show right possibly when when?
And that was how I did it, So I have no problem with that.
I think I got everybody. Now all right, let me tell you
this. Let me defend the battle pit, right, imagine yourselves. And
I'm not saying the PAP Center is the TD Garden. I'm not saying that,
but I know you guys have both been to that that building before the
basketball arena. Right, imagine you start empty arena, you one million percent
can fit four rings right next to each other in there. But like,
okay, so like the length of a basketball field, yeah, or court
whatever? You four rings? Look, the four seats minimal, minimal,
minimal. But hey, that's the price you pay to get a into the
paths arena. Bro Skavin heard anyone call it a basketball greg stangle the community
center, get off the basketball field. Well, here's my question if you're
if you're a fan, obviously, is a fucking disaster. Not only is
it a cage, but you got to keep your eyes on four different rings.
What if you're watching at home? Is it four picture and picture screens?
What do we doing here? Yeah? Definitely? Wow, Streaming live
on Twitch definitely whatever you need to see it, all right, all right,
But but the commentators on thrill Zone do such a good job. You
could close your eyes and just see what's happening in that battle. They're gonna
have to be I mean, and they're gonna have to back that up,
right, here right now, in five four three two, one thirty minutes
on the clock, started my own. Here we go. Previously thrills,
the seven Deadly Sins have infiltrated the thrills. Bounties given and taken, Lives
on the line, some thriving, some ruined, played like ponds, as
if life is a frivolous game, bocked, soul, consumed and forgotten.
A megalomaniacal national hero bent on changing the perception of hardcore unleashed his wrath on
a former dark lord and continued to undermine and insult. A gluttonous calling.
But wishes can be taken literally if the words are not chosen wisely. A
defeated king befriended a few court gestures in an attempt to ruin them to their
knight. A playboy being played, but is out of fear agreed. The
slotsful King of Hearts, shrouded in a veil of protection, finds himself fitted
against a new competitor, who as hard as a rock and envious on his
goal. Come again. A storm looms on the horizon, darkening all blotting
out the sun, and with no light there is no life. A colosseum
turned into prison cell by a tyrannical mastermind, has forced the hand of all
legend is battered, wilted, and broke the pillars of good. On the
verge of throwing down their swords. A pit boss lusts for power at all
costs. Tonight, ten prideful men enter the battle, but only five will
stand tall. If they can stand at all, the other five must be
forced to retreat. The ultimate form of cowardice is the only way to lose
their pride ripped from their hands. Tonight, the Undeniable face off against the
invincible. Tonight, all hell will be on lag. I really popped,
That is to his life. Who welcome everyone, who are turn in Russia?
Why a center in Boston, Massachusetts. You. I am your host,
mar Mark Furling, and we have a huge show planned for you.
Sean ros Samp of FWF Online has reported that another major Turmoil star has jumped
ship, and we'll be debuting today plus the main effect of the insane and
twisted the dweams in busys. All right, we start backstage and there he
is Ball's Mahoney, Balls is there. He's running right at mcfoley and he
says Mick, Mick, this is something I have to tell you, and
fully says Balls, I'm too busy. We're about to start a pay per
view. Go get some pizza or something, and Boll says, I have
to tell you there's a conspiracy. And Mick just brushes him off and he
walks away, and the camera pans in the Balls and he acts like he's
seen a ghost. All right. Then we go to little snafoo there.
Then we go to the ring for our first snatch. All right, Owen,
Hart's coming to the ring. He's gonna face a bit of an enigma
here, this opponent who isn't Where did he come from? I'll tell you
where he came from, Boston, Massachusetts. Here he is. It's the
Massa choose a rattlesnake rock Hot Steve Boston in that brand new come Again T
shirt you can get right now on Pro wrestlingte dot Com, Slash Major WF
Pop and the crowd is very excited to see rock Hard. But wait,
Owen grabs a mic and cuts him off. Owen says, okay, Boston,
I don't know who you think you are. The crowd has come.
Owen said, I said, I don't know who you think you are.
And Boston's just there smiling. That was me. I had said it a
bunch of times over and over. He said, Okay, Mick Foley agrees
with me, and we are going to wrestle right now, but it's going
to be a non title match because you don't deserve anything. Rockhd's got the
mic. He says, listen here, you tul bag. We are fighting
for sure right now, and like I said, it's gonna be a wicked
piss a for a title, not for a title who kids, All I
know is I'm gonna hit you wicked Hod. You got that, kid,
And that's the main idea because rock Hod said so is talented thing. I
mean, the crowd is so behind rock Cod here in this match, and
he is just taking it the Ownhart stops in the corner, flips him off.
We get a THz breast with some punches, looks a lot like another
star in the wrestling world, and we get a second rope front elbow drop
the works. Towards the end of the match, Owen rakes Boston's eyes.
We saw this last month. The ref goes to check on Steve Boston accidentally
Steve catches him with an album. Oh my god, the ref's look in
the other direction. Uh, he's a little dazed. Owen goes for another
low blow with his kick, just like last month, but Boston catches it,
spins him around, and hits him with the the rock had Ripper one,
two three. We're building start. Here is your winner, Rock Hodd
Steve Boston the comedy Show. But he's not the champion. He's not the
champion yet, but this probably should earn him a title shot. That's what
I'm thinking. Rock Hods there celebrating in the former world champion Clinton. The
music cuts off. What what it's I'm at Johnson, I'm a Johnson's I'm
a rap. What's he doing here? He's standing there, he's typing at
Steve Boston. Now he's pointing at Owen Hark and the Interstate Championship. He's
doing the belt thing on his waist. Things are heating up in the Interstate
division. Who deserves the title shot? I don't know this newcomer. We
cut to the back. All right, it's the team thrill Zone war Room
here, Hall, Nash, Michaels, Macha Man, they're all in the
main event. Hall says to Hpka, I want you to know, after
what I did at Major Fest last year cashing in the contract, that you
can trust me tonight. Hbak says, I know I can't. They hug
They hug it out. Hall says, we're just waiting for the big man
to get here to complete the team. He makes us an absolutely unstoppable force.
Just then Foley walks in. He says, guys, I know you're
waiting for Yokozuna. He told me he was your fifth. But I have
some bad news. We couldn't let Yoko in the building tonight. He's tested
for elevated enzymes and we had to send him home. But don't worry.
We made it up to him and we promised him a title shot against Mark
Henry next month. Yoko Zuna gets a title shot against Mark Henry, but
he cannot be your fifth. Tonight, in the battle pit, we have
a lot going od tonight. Mcfolly looks right at the camera and he says,
we have a lot going on tonight in Boston, Massachusetts. Crowd cheers
versus Shamrock. We get the Boogie Knights versus a mystery team. So I
have to get going. But I hope you guys can find someone in such
a short time. The team looks upset. Macho looks really upset. Fully
walks out of the door and you can see Balls and Honey waiting outside the
door, and fully brushes him off. But back in the room, Nash
says, wait, I think I know someone. We cut to the ring,
all right, Harry comes ten Shamrock. Got it. We got a
picture and picture promo. Life is coming down. If you think I'm afraid
of no holf throat break, no punching, and no Irish rips, you
don't know who you're dealing with on the horls most dangerous man, ten Shamrocks,
and that belt is mine. All right. Here he comes the not
hardcore champion, the wrestling champion, Kurt Angle, who sucks doo suck.
He lifts top and I he doesn't care that the crowd's chanting. He suck.
He's excited. We get underweg These two men grapple, they're rolling around.
Shamrock is actually getting the best of them, kind of throwing him around,
and at one point Angle slaps Shamrock in the face and just snaps.
He's clocking him with a punch and the ref immediately separates them, and in
that moment, Angle takes over and takes Shamrock down. He's in control.
Now. The crowd is chanting, bing, boring. There's nothing you can
do. You can't whip anybody, you can't punch anybody, it's just grappling.
Shamrock feels it though he's in there. He's feeling the crowd. He's
feeling the crowd, and he comes up and he's able to throw Angle three
times, just big throws. Get out of here. Crowds really getting into
it now, But on the third suplex, Angle accidentally hits the ref and
he's out. The ref is out. Angle is up as Shamrock is checking
on the ref and he starts to just unload punches. Now Angle's doing the
punches. So is he listening to his own rules? This is absolutely ridiculous.
Uh, and he's breaking his own rules. Just then, No,
he's here. Oh you knew he was coming. It's Steve Blackman. He
runs to the ring. He's not gonna stand for this. He's face to
face with the Angle. The refs ah. He turns and he kicks Shamrock
in the head. He kicks Shamrock, Why Blackman revives the ref Angle gets
on the top one, two three, steal your hardcourt wrestling Champion, Kurt
Angle, What has just happened here? Blackman's there holding his hands up.
Blackman and Angle. What an unholy alliance here for this wrestling division. We
cut to the back. All right, we're in the House of Pain locker
room. This time we got Henry, we got ld we got Rodman and
Marlena, and Henry says, we took Halls title, We brought Macho very
close to retirement, and Seawn Michaels can't be trusted. Plus we took care
of the big guy, didn't we. They all high five. Henry says,
we also have an ace up our sleeves tonight, just in case this
doesn't go our way. Bam Bam walks in and Henry says, did he
take the money? Bam Bam says no, he said he would do it
for free. They all laugh. The House of Pain and we come back
to the ring. There we go Man Favorites in Boston, Massachusetts, the
Bilkie Knights. What they're coming out with Jerry Lawler At this time, I
don't know what Jerry Lawler is there. We're not sure what this relationship is,
but he's kind of dancing. He's not in his head a little bit.
But hopefully the former tag team champions can get back on track tonight against
this mystery team who are say, haste what Kronick is here? Oh my
god, right out right, Clark one. The tag team division just got
elevated higher. If you catch my drift ding ding ning me all right?
This match is all Chronic. At first, they're just taking care of both
Disco and Funk. But finally, with the crowd support because the crowd is
still behind Knights, Funk makes a huge comeback and they look to be in
control. Lawler jumps up on the apron and distracts the ref and he throws
Funk some golden brass knuckles and Funk looks confused he's holding them. He said,
what am I gonna do with these? He throws them out of the
ring, and in the confusion, Chronic is able to hit high times and
beats the Boogie Knights, so Jerry Lawler wanting them to cheat a little bookie
Knights at least, Flash Funk wasn't having it. Not really sure what's going
on, but Chronic gets a huge win in a surprise debut here at a
lace. We cut to the back. Owen his back stating wheel Dave Wheeler,
I can already tell, making him fucking Migola's customs boy. We cut
to the back. Owen is backstage and he's talking with an interview interviewer and
says that was a non title match and Boston just doesn't deserve it. Wait
a minute, it's new Jack, Newjack out of nowhere. He nails Owen
with a trash can and runs him off. Nujack grabs the mic from the
interviewer and starts talking Newjack. Guys. Was arrested last month under suspecsion of
robbing a bank, but apparently he's here and he says, this is my
interview. Now everyone saw me get arrested last month. Well, I don't
care about no jail time. They said I robbed the bank. I didn't
rob no bank. I got that money from my grandma. But I'll tell
you this. I got off lawyer said some sort of paperwork issue, but
I got to keep the money. You're looking at a different new Jack,
same old gangster. But now I'm rich. Whoa Ball's Mahoney runs up to
Newjack and he says, Jack, Jack, fucking hell, Jack, You've
got to take a look at something. It's a conspiracy. Jack agrees.
He says, okay, okay, balls, let's take a look, and
they walk off. Cut back to the ring. Mike Awesome is in the
ring. Now, obviously we've seen Mike Assam. He's lost to Owen Heart
mysteriously, he lost the Yoko Zuna mysteriously. These mysterious kicks just kind of
going down, and he's told everybody he's gonna come clean. So he's got
a mic. He says, a lot of people want to know what's going
on with me. Well, I'll tell you the truth. He looks around,
nothing but a big losing streak. I'm fine. In fact, i'll
prove it right now. Bring him out. I got a match right now.
Whoa, oh baby, it's Rick Flair and he still looks like crap.
And this time he looks scared. He's got a little bit of a
beard, still wearing that Turmoil shirt because he's embarrassed. And I guess we're
having an impromptu match, Rick Flair versus Mike Ausain signa naming Flair's just standing
there. Awesome's just unloading on him, but Flair won't fight back. Finally,
Awesome just getting tired of it, picks them up, huge Awesome bomb
one, two three, easy victory. What is going on with Flair?
Awesome just grabs them, drags them to the back, knocked out Flair.
What happened? What's going on with Awesome? What's going on with Flair?
We saw them and their weird dealings with House of Pain in the back last
couple of months, But I guess we'll have to wait to see what happens
later. Okay, it's time for your main event. The ring announcer goes
over the rules. Four rings and one cage. The doors of the cage
will be locked shut. The first participant who retreats the cage willingly will forfeit
the match for his team. Stand your ground or stand down. This is
god Opata first out House of Pain. We got Mark Henry, the f
WF Champions. We got the Lesion to Doom, the f w F tag
Ka Champions. We got Dennis Laud with Marlana, and we got Bamdad five
men and they answered the kids. They are confident. You saw them before.
They have plans, They have secondary plans. Everything's been going house of
pain the last couple of months. So we'll see what they have in store
for tonight. Here they come the Outsider, Scott All and Kevin Nash back
together again, the wolf Pack, best friends. What a return, Mark
Henry stole. Scott holds about last month, Rush, Let's see the rest
of the He kind of put this whole thing together. Sean Michael's coming for
the save last month. He's two sweets Nash he's two three tall. They
all high five, got it? They point to the entrance, all three
of them. It's a two arms sacho man. His arm still tapes,
heavily taped. They tried to get him to retire last month. But he's
looking great. He's fired up, but still tapes. He's ready for revenge.
But who is their teammate? Who did Nash get last minute to come
in and have the fight of their life? All four members of team throws
on point to the entrance. One what No, Jimmy, it can't be.
It can't be. Is that h in his thrill zone? Shirks it's
here. He's a friend of Seawan Michael. He's a friend of all he's
a friend of Nash. I can't believe that he looks awesome. He looks
even bigger than he's did on Parmoile. He looks more chad, he looks
more focused. He's here to back up his best friend. Just don't know,
Maybe maybe I'm just me saying all right. They all charge the ring
dinging, all hell breaks loose. All ten men are battling in the battle
pit Team thrill Zone. They're beating down the House of Pain, and finally
Mark Henry is the only one left standing. Team thrill Zone start to surround
him. Out of nowhere, Bam Bam attacks haul In La with the led
spike. Boom, He's busted open again. The House of Pain take over
and brutalize Team Thrills one. Finally, only Macho Man is left, but
he's like on his knees and Mark Henry pulls out a padded envelope and he
says to Macho our offer still stands. Leave the cage now and you will
be set for life. Just retire. Macho Man looks around, he sees
all his friends beating him. Bloody Macho turns he starts to climb the cage.
Macho man's retreating. I can't believe it. Macho gets to the top
of the cage House of painter high fiving each other. The crowd is just
like, no, no, don't do it. They're booing. Macho turns,
starts to climb down the cage, but he stops. He climbs back
to the top of the cage, comes off to the Ounce of Paint.
Surprise, huge apple drop on the whole team. Just then all of Team
throws On is up. They start to beat up House of Pain. Everyone's
getting pitched into the cage. Everyone's bleeding except for Mark Henry. Team thrill
Zone gathers around him, super kicking to a pedigree on Henry. They grab
the lod spikes. They are going to give Henry a taste of his own
medicine. Well bolls from the House of Pain to everybody. Team thrill Zone
is down. Oh my god, here he comes. Mike Awesome. It's
Mike Awesome and he's at ringside now with Rick Flair. He cuts the lock
on the door and throws Flair into the cage. I don't know what he's
doing down here. He's got handcuffs. The House of Pain and Mike Awesome
handcuff Haul to the cage in one ring. They handcuff Nash in another ring.
Flair is just standing there with his head down. He's sulking, he's
shaking his head. No, they are stacking the odds more and more by
the moment. Awesome bomb to triple H and they handcuff him to the cage
too. Macho and HBK are back to back, surrounded by the House of
Pain. How's the Pain attacks? They are brutalizing Macho on HBK. They
hold Macho man up and start to bully Flare. They put Macho's hand inside
a chair and Henry says to Flair, pilmanize his arm. He says,
break his arm. He says, do it, do it, and you
don't owe us any more money. A Flair won't do it, So Henry
does it with a giant splash boom, takes out Macho's arm. When he
gets back up, Flares there, he starts firing off chops on Henry.
Now he's chopping Awesome, He's chopping Rodman. He's chopping both of the legion.
Nooon of them chops to Bam bam. He kicks Bam bam in the
balls Woo dirtiest player in the game. Bammam is down and Flair is going
for the figure four. But oh no, House of Pain attack Flare.
There's too many numbers. They handcuff him to the cage as well. HBK
is getting to his feet. That's it. Everybody else is handcuffed to the
cage. House of Pain surrounds him once again. Just Michaels. Henry says,
you started this, you did this. What's this? It's stand sting
his hair. He repels from the ceiling into the cage. He's stick done.
Black and orange. Oh no, not black and orange. Six.
HBK is glaring at Sting. Whose side is he on? He points the
bat HPK, Oh no, no Sting. He then points the bat at
the House of Pain. Stay at text, the House of Page. But
h Pack's just standing there. Uh, he's staring at Sting. Sting.
It's everyone with the bat. It's a good old Sting comeback with the bat,
a backhand. He's hitting everybody. Mark Henry in the gut with the
bat. He lifts the bat to whack him in the back. Super keck
h K, super kick Sting. What is he doing? What is he
doing. Henry is smiling. He pulls out a padded envelope, another one.
HBKA takes it. He looks at it, but he hands it back
to Henry. He turns to Hall. He gives him the middle finger.
He turns the sting and he gives him a middle finger too, and he
says, that's for stealing my spotlight jump. HBK climbs out of the cage.
No, what are you doing? He retreats. He retreats the match.
The House of Pain wins the battle pit. HBK turned his back on
his friends. Did the House of Pain put him up to it? I
have no idea. Haul and Nash are living with their handcuffed. Floris just
has his heads in his hands. He can't believe it. Mantra man with
shell shock cripple. H is staring as HBK walks away back to the group.
The House of Pain are celebrated. The lights go out, go out.
It's Yoko Zna. He's got samoa tattoos, he's got a spike board.
He's chasing the hells of paint out of the ring. They're all running,
They all retreat. Mark Henry is the only one last he's trying to
climb over the cage, but he's too big. He's too big, lost
my place. Yoko grabs his foot, He pulls him into the samow and
drop. Yoko puts his foot on Henry's chest. He raises his hand.
The crowd chance yells one, two, three. Yoko helps up, sting.
He shakes his hand. Next month at war cry it's Zuna versus Mark
Henry Night. Everybody all right, and we had three minutes twenty seconds left.
Good job, Mark, all right. Lots that here, a little
modernized, a little little uh, a little tune up, a little now,
a little tune up. Look at this. This is guys, you
gotta see this. Dave Wheeler made this custom Yokazuna. I said, he's
going down the Samoan roots. Guys, He's like Aga meets Roman reigns.
Look, Zuona Zuna. How many? How many customs? Is Dave will
going to make? Chronic? Well we just have too right now. The
staying in the orange paint, Yeah, we got I gotta talk to him
about that one. Yeah, so you're using like like jailbird crushes chronic.
Yeah, what did I do last year? Yeah? He tried to make
it. What happened when I made the custom I can't you can't put that
head on. I tried to put like the head on another wrath. Yeah,
you can't do it like a stop head. Maybe Well when you pull
the head out, the things in there not up like it doesn't. It's
just two pegs. It's not like a hole. Oh got it? Got
it? Sure? Yeah? Also full disclosure. I I ordered Jerry Lawler
like a month and a half ago and it never came, and I have
it disputed on eBay. Why did you just get another? Yeah? But
I did. I actually forgot. And then when I was taking pictures and
I realized I didn't have a Lawler, I had to like creatively do all
his segments without like a Lawler. So oh wow, it kind of stunk.
But I gotta figure that out, all right, Brusky, All right?
Memorial time in five four three two, one thirty minutes on the clock.
Welcome everyone to f w F Turmoil presents Halloween hard Eite. Do we
see the arena dark, smoky, and there's a grave site, but it's
not just any grave site, because here lies the host of Halloween hard Eye
too. That's me Ole Joe medle Jerseys the House of Holloway hard eights.
Do he comes, he comes, aware, he goes beetle cracked him.
Welcome everyone to Halloween Hornets too. I'm your ghost host with the motes,
beetlejuice, heck of a shower, not Hal and the cell Hal. I'm
so confused title matches, but no chit chat. It's showtime and we're going
to an opening contest. It's Bill Goldberg versus the Giant. The two beasts
are standing in the corners. Referee rings the bell ding ding spear by Goldberg,
a spear by Goldbery. He's got him hooked. Jack Hammer World two?
Do who is order? Goldberg? Goldber returned last month. He turned
his back on the nw O. He helped out stog called Steve Austin.
And now he just squashed the Giant. He just squatsh the giant. The
referee has his arm rais but from behind. A big knockout punch in the
back of the head by the Giant. A big knockout punch by the Giant.
He's got in that big goosele choke slam. The Giant steps over the
top rope. He's on the apron. He grabs Bill Goldberg, who's selling
up another goozle choke slap, Do that outstable right in front of us?
Here? That outstable, But he's not done. One last goosele and a
choke slam on the rig steps. Do not mess with the NWL. Do
not mess with the Giant. The following contest is except for one fall,
and it is for the FWF Tag Team Championships. All right, I'll come
to Dudley's. They debuted last month. They are the new FWF Turmoil Tag
Team Champions and we know who their opponents are, justin Hawk, Bradshaw and
Faruk who aligned with Kane. Wait a minute, we got customs, not
customs prototypes? Whoaw for Rooke? New boat cutcher unreleased proto types. We
know that we don't just new customs here, we do unrelease proto types.
Here. They are Bradshaw and Rod Simmons, the acolytes. By the way,
there's the tables hatch sign. Oh my god, Divon has a Bradshaw
in the three D, but for Ruke, Rod Simmons moves the table last
minute three D connects but not through a table for Rouke. He got Divon
up in that big Spinebuster. He kicks Bubba in the gut, has him
up for the Dominator. Bubba slips out, hooks him in the Bubba Bomb.
He slams here. He slams Rod Simmons as Devon climbs to the top
rope, why why oh wait. Before that can connect, it comes Brach
with the clothes line from Hell to Bubba and he nails Devon. Diva cross
himself on the top roop. He picks up Ron. They go for a
big double superplex on Devon. Bubba from behind nails them both a big Power
Man double power double superbix a tower spot. Holy shit, holy shit,
holy shit, holy shit. The lights go out. The lights go out.
It's Caine. It's Kane, the man who the ACA lies aligned with.
He's standing in the middle of the Dudleys and he's standing in the middle
of the Dudleys and the APA. He turns around, Tumble goes on to
the APA. He takes off his mouth. Stay on there, Tiger,
He's stay on there, Tiker. The lights go ack, the lights come
back on. The Undertaker's gone for Ruke feed it up three and eight through
the a Balding, meaning here are your windows at still f w F Tag
Team chip Heads, the Jolay Boys, That Dodley Boys have done it,
The Deadly Boys have done it. The Ocolyte screwed the Undertaker last month,
and the Undertaker got some retribution. Up next, we have Brock Lesner with
Sea McMahon members of the nWo taking on the charismatic enigma Jeff Hardy dinganing.
Jeff Hardy just comes with a cross body. Brock catches him, got him
up here in the F five, but Jeff Lansa's feet twist the faith of
rock Lesler. He goes to the top rope, who hits the swat Tom
Bombers could be it one two Lesno with a big kickout. Jeff Hardy picks
up brock. Lesler goes for another twist of faith, but Brock got him
here. That Jarmt Suplex. Oh no, they're Jarman Suplex Its Suplex City
one third Jarman Suplex. But Jeff Hardy backflips to his feet. Uh.
Brock Lisner charges a low rope, goes for a house show divon. Brock
Lesler catches him and rams him back first into that ring post. He rolls
him into the ring. He goes to pick up Jeff Hardy, but Jeff
Hardy rolls him up. That's gotta be it. One two, Shane McMahon
pulls out the referee. Shane pulls out the referee. Jeff Jeff Hardy almost
had that upset victory. Here comes Jeff Hardy with a baseball side to Shane
McMahon. But turn around, Jeff. Here's brock Lesson on the outside of
the big clothesline, clotheslining his head off inside out. But by Jeff Hardy.
He picks up Jeff Hardy. He's got him in F five butt a
brutal F five into the into the ring post. He slides in Jeff Hardy.
But what what's brock doing? What is brock Lesner doing? He is
going to that top rope. Brock Lesner going to the top rope, big
shooting start press by brock Lesler. I can't believe it. One two,
who usual winner? Oh that's big thing rock Lesner. Oh my god,
the NW it's dominated so far. Giant may have lost the battability won the
war. And with the help of seaman's man black Legnard, Jeff defeated,
Jeff defeated Jeff Hardy. We go back stage in locker room. The head
bangers. They walk in. They knock on the door. It's gold Dust
sitting there next to the JVC boom box. The head bankers say, Goldie,
you asked to see us. Golda says, I need help. I
need help impressing d LO. I need some advice from you guys. I
know you guys know everything about head and banging. And the head banker said,
no, no, no, no earlil us head bangers like the music.
They pull out the newest Marilyn Manson CD. They pull out the newest
Marilyn Manson CD. They're about to put it in the jv c K boom
box. D Loo busting. I think you better recognize this is my jb
c KA boom box. I came with this. You didn't come with this,
hat baggers. You din't even come with accessories. And wait a minute,
it comes being I guess it comes banches again here, you guys,
it's not so this is the time to fight, the time for fightings in
the room. You guys aren't booked tonight. So I have an idea.
Why don't you listen to the ten year anniversary soundtrack of Beetlejuice available now and
nobody to be Sweers and Columbia House and I'll put this I'll put this song
on. I got a special track just for you guys. He's he's putting
the CD in the JB C K boom box. What can he be doing?
What is going on here? The head Baggers d Lower, Goldus See
Possessed and they're just they're just dancing and by Telly, just like the movie,
what is going on there? The Headbuggers, Gold, Nust and Nilo.
This is like a Korea up routine. Alright, we got another rigside?
What a what a scy minutes the following contest except for one fall,
and it is for the Turstate Championship. Coming down the Aisle so real American
hero, the Patriot Here it comes to Patriot. It is major PBR shit.
He's chugging nice He's chugging some PBRs. He's all about the three p's,
pro wrestling, Patriotism and PAP's Blue Ribbon. And his opponent, he
is the inter State Champion, Christian. Christian turned his back on Edge at
the first show back became the interstate champion. He's been ducking Edge for months.
But now he's the defendive title against the Patriot ding meaning the Patriot.
He's hooked in the umpty, but he slips out and he hits him with
the Patriot slam, and he's got him locked in. He's got the Alca
lock locked in a Christian, Wait a minute, brett Hart runs down,
the hit man runs down, gets on the ape and the referee distracted.
The Patriot let's go, that's a mission hold and he bellied at bellyes brett
Hart into the ring, gives him a Patriot slam. The referee rolling brett
harding. Christian go in the corner. He takes one of the Patriots PVRs.
He cracks it open. He takes a sip and he missed it right
into the patriots face. Patriots blinded by the PBR, he hooks in that
up right here would two three? Who's your winner? And still in our
state champion to Christiard. Christian steals another another victory, rolling out of her
posing with his inner state title, where in all of a sudden, use
my body to keep you in mind. Oh my god, what music is
this? What music is this? It's gotta be edge, It's gotta be
Edge Christian looking everywhere, looking overherey Goardrail looking for his brother Edge, but
Edges behind him, just walking at the edge of us. Edge. He's
got him. He's gotta set up a spear on the rap Edge with his
new music. Now, I gotta stop my rags out. He picks up
were in a state and he pauses with it. Edge Verse Christian. The
match we gotta see. We're backstage. We're backstage. Goldberg is being loaded
onto an ambulance, the very same ambulance we saw we saw at the end
of Wargames last week. He's about to get loaded by the referees. Where's
the giant. The Giant attacking Goldberg while he's on that ambulance. The referee,
sh I get involved, Double goosele, double chunk slapped to the referees.
The giant is so strong he picks up that. He picks up that
stretcher while while Gobog's on it, and he smacks it to the back of
the door. He smacks in the back of the door. He walks off.
The camera zooms in on the door. The door can't be open.
Somebody is trying to get out of that ambulance. Who is in that ambulance.
We will find out soon. Next up is Chris Jericho. Jericho comes
to the ring. Welcome to Turmoil, Isiko. I came here to save
Turmoil. I had the wrestling world buzzing when I'm when I debuted at major
festival. What have I done since I've come here? Nothing? I have
been overlooked. I have been misused, and I talked to President Matt Cardona.
Next month is the second ever collusion Collision match. And if I win
this match, I will be number thirty. But if I lose, I
will be number one. So bring out somebody right now. Sixteen minutes,
Here comes China. Here comes China, China who totally manhandled Triple Edge last
month. And it's scared Triovoage out of the company. It's Scaredcrivolage to the
b show. China is getting in the rings. Gonna be China as Jacko
right now. Jerko said, oh a woman ring the mall, ring that
mell for Wait a minute from behind his Eddie Garrow one two day? What
what? Benny garrou just rolled up. Jared teld him he is Jerko is
number one a collusion collision. Edie is all smileses I law a cheat a
steel and trying to says, oh Nie, and gonna start making up.
Jared goes best side himself. Jerio is best side himself. What's the time
time? Yeah, fifteen minutes, seventeen second. Okay. The following contest
is set for one fall and it's for the hard Core Championship. Remember Jeff
Jarrett attacked Taz last month. He attacked him and he's wearing a TNA shirt.
He comes out with that same TNA shirt. It's a back and forth
match, a back and forth match. Eventually Taz has en. The TAS
mission, the Task Mission. Here comes Denborah mcmaco. Denborah McMichael's back.
She comes in and a long blow to Tas, A long blow ta Tash.
Jeff Chair takes the guitar. This is all Egal smashes Tas with the
guitar. The task, No sell it, task Plex, task Plex.
Oh no, they're task Plex here too. The TAS mission. He's got
him in the TAS mission. Wait a minute, who's hopping the gun role?
That's Test. That's Test with a big boot, Test with a big
boot to Task. He's got him in a pump panel slam. But Test
Sti's fine, he's got the tax mission on test the tas mission. Just
waiting a minute on Another man helping the guard with a steel chair. That's
Albert. That's Albert. He smacks him in the back of the steel chair,
gives him the bottle. Mom puts the chair over his face. Test
cross the top rope a big elmow. They're dragging Jeff Chared over not this
way? One, two three. Here is a new hard court champion,
Juff jew Rot jamp Jack. Here's that new hardcore champion. She's raising arms
with Doblin McMichael. Test at Alba. What is this all about? The
go backstage and it's thirty seconds how much thirteen minutes? Thirty seconds to go?
We go backstage. It's the Undertaker. Change him back into his gear
after he he shocked everybody on being Kine. Wait a minute, look who
shows up mess him? It's been on this. It's Undertaker. You know,
from one dead manage to another. I gotta know, I gotta know.
Can you do this? Beal Juice spends his head a rid it circles.
He's Spence's had around circles. Undertaker doesn't seem to impress Bieler just says,
well, it's not good look against Kine in the Hell of the Cell.
That that that's ructure. That's a nice fucking model hunk hunk. And
the Undertaker doesn't look at press either. He does the thumb to the thought
split and walks up. Bill just says, I guess somebody walked up.
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the of the grave this morning.
And now we hear we hear that that that music, that that music where
something important is having that imminent danger music. It is now time for the
Hell in the Cell. Undertaker Caine had never been inside a Hell in the
Cell together. This is a absolute dream match, all right. The match
has been all over? Is there now at the top of the cell.
Now to the cell. Cane goes for a choke slam and he has a
choke slam. Oh my god, I'm afraid to see what happens. Will
this well this fructual holder we once saw the Undertaker killed doctor Death on top
of the Hell of the Cell. He picks him up for a tombstone.
The Undertaker reverse it to tombs on his own, but Kane reverse it o
goosele and he's gonna he's gonna chalk slap him off the hell on the cell,
but doesn't do it. He's he's lucky. He doesn't want to kill
his own brother. The Undertaker counters with a goosele and he's fighting him to
the middle. He's finding the middle. Lights go out, the lights come
back on. It's the A p A. The A p A are just
attacking the Undertaker. They're attacking the undertainer. They grab him, they're gonna
throw him off the top of the hell of the Cell, but Kate steps
in away. Cain tears that head tilt in a way saying no. The
APA. They just pick up the Undertaker and they do an assisted power on
the Underaker goes through the top of the hell the cell. I think he's
dead. I think the dead man is dead, Caine, Caine. You
can tell he's frustrated. He drops down to check on his brother, his
hand and his chest to check on his brother. The referee counts one,
two three. I don't think he was over a pin there. I think
he was checking on the safety on his brother. Here is your what a
crude. The APA dropped down. They lift Caine's arms, kin pulls his
arms down and double gooseles the APA. Caine is frustrated, He's upset.
He gets on one knee. He does the Undertaker pose and lightning strikes the
Undertaker. Oh, the Undertaker disappairs. The Undertaker disaffairs. He may have
went to the heavens. A change of heart for Cain time ten minute,
minutes fifteen seconds. We are backstage with Jeff Jarrett, the new hat Coachampion,
Deborah, Albert, and Tess and they're all wearing GNA wrestling shirts.
What Jeff Jarrett says, this was my master, but I'm the chosen one
and these are my chosen ones. You look at Deborah McMichael, she's got
some tea and a And look at Test and Albert together they are TNA and
I'm the greatest singer, the greatest entertainer, and the greatest hardcore champion.
Together myself, Deborah, Tests and the eight Train are total non stop action.
But wait a minute, here comes Beano. Jos Bana just comes up
to Deborah and he says, Debrah, why don't you say my name?
Three times? Middle Tabah smacks him. Jared smashes them with the guitar.
Jeff giants smashes the guitar for Beanelejers has head. Jeff john smashes Panajers where
the guitar and we are building stars. Here we are nine minutes, nine
minutes. The following is the main event for the w F Championship and is
a major fast rematch. There's St. Dave Austin, the man who defeated
Hogan with Albert Goldberg at Wargames, and his opponent Calm one room, room,
room room, the w F champion and his honest hog Hogan. Hogan
looks into the camera the handhold camera says, nobody's got bigger hogged in,
and the graphic appears that nobody's got bigger hog than me, dude. Sure
available on Pro Wrestling Teas dot Com. The highest selling FF shirt in history.
Way more then they come again. We're at the tail end of the
match, the tail end of the match. Hogan goes for the big boot.
You go for the big movie, but also catch it, spins it
around, kirking the gut, goes for the stunner, but Hogan pushes the
referee. Austin righting the referee. The referee's knocked out. The referee's knocked
out. Wait a minute, Hogan picks him that. After the title he
ducks kicking the gut starter Starnehad's gotta be at the crowd, Chad Thing one
two Duie. This is a rematch from Major Misus where it comes out of
the referee. One two Shane McMahon pulls out the referee. Shae McMahon pulls
out the referee. Here comes Jeff Hardy with the ladder. Jeff Hardy,
now Shane McMahon with the ladder, Wight. Here comes brock Leasser, Here
comes brock Leaser. Jeff goes hit Brock with the ladder, but Brock catches
it and he rams Jeff Hardy into the apron, crushing the second referee.
Brock Lesner gets on. He jumps onto the apron and he's nose to nose
with Stone Colt Steve Austin. He is nose that knows with Stone Cold Steve
Bosses and Austin flips him off, but brock Lesser picks him up for an
F five. Wait a minute, he lets kick it. Look got start
the doll calls start him and turn around all big super kick from the giant.
Where the giant come from? Where did the Giant come from the Giant.
He hooks them up in that goozle. When all of a sudden,
we all of a sudden, this Goldberg Doby is back. He's all tamped
up. Here comes Bill Golberg. Bill Galway is back here. He gets
to the ring and he spears brock Lessner. But the Giant doesn't care.
He's still gonna get that chunk slaft to Austin. Wait a minute, Austin
slips fine. Goldberg goes to the spear on the giant Giants. He spears,
Austin, oh no. Here spears Austin, oh no. A big
goozle chunk slam to Goldberg. Brock Lesner and Goldberg. They take they brock
Clestler, the Giant, they take Goldberg and they wrap them up in between
the top of the middle rope. He's trapped. Here's trumped. Jeff Hardy
gets up. He class that top rope, but out of the sky,
Big show, the big show. The giant knocks him out that big right
hand. Jeff Harty's out. Here comes Hogan, Hogan. He he gets
on top of st. Co Steve Austin not this way one two Austin kicks
out. Austin kicks out. He can't believe it. Wait a minute now,
the giant and brock Lesler holding up Austin. This isn't fair. Jeff
Harty's knocked out. Goldberg is tied up and Hogan nails. Hogan nails Austin
with the f w F title, that nw spray painted title. He hits
the ropes, he hits the big leg. Not this way one two two
whosh O winner and still WF champions Holly Wood Holk Holgan the rematch from Major
Fest, the second biggest match in f w F history. Half of the
night. Oh no, Hogan's get out of the spray paint. He spray
paints Austin O Shane McMahon. He rips the spray petal of Hogan's head.
He spray paints Jeff Hardy n w O, and Hogan grabs it back and
he spray paints and w O on the chest of Goldberg, who is still
conscious, is tied up. The nw O, the most dominant force in
professional wrestling, the most dominant force in the f w F. They're they're
leaving, They're posing the big money shot on the ramp ladies and gentlemen,
I am mac Cordona. Thank you Beetlejuice for being here tonight. We will
see you next month at the collusion collision. What what what a trader?
They can't bey, they can't be. That's a franchise, the franchise.
Douglas were ahead wearhead Turmoil shirt. He's wearing a Turmoil shirt. Here points
at Hogan and he does the belt around the way's motion. Oh my god,
the franchise is here a turmoil and he's calling out Hollywood, k hold
ahead, good night everybody. Three minutes remain three minutes? Oh man,
all right, what do you think of my host? Well? That was
great. That was the best part of the show. People are gonna be
said that he's not gonna be around here after this episode. Yeah, you
built the well, Jeff, Jeff Jerry hit him with the guitar, killed
him twice, killed him again. Remember how we remember how we hit the
other bugle to the guitar. Yeah. I didn't think of it like that,
but so he said in his career, Jeff Jared is now to Beetlejuices.
I didn't even think Boots, you don't like you don't like my beetle
juice depression. Literally, the best thing you did on the show is great.
Not saying that's saying something, because it was all right, we're doing
the draft, are we gonna Yeah, let's do the draft? The draft?
Any any trades, cuts, releases, trades, cuts releases boys,
who goes first, it doesn't matter. But I thrill Zone has come to
terms with the release of the World's Most Dangerous Man Ken Shamrock. Wow.
Wow, I can't keep a job in Yeah. So, so no retribution
from you know, against Steve Black. But he's just that's it. Just
took them out. That's it. Stiff, couldn't hack it. There.
There are no cuts over here on a term. Well, okay, any
trade offers. To be honest, I didn't even think of it any possible.
So I don't have anything. I have none. I have none to
offer. You guys are pretty deep into storylines where it gets a little monkey
wrench ish to make a trade. But I got none to offer a right,
right, so first draft pick. That means Mark will get a public
pick at the end. Yes, yes, okay, okay, I'm sending
it over right now. Mark Ruttel's messaging me his first pick. I think
this is set. Oh, I gotta update my notes because I keep your
guys secret picks in my notes. Okay, all right, yep you're in
sweet okay, h yep you are in. Okay so far no conflicting talents.
Okay, sending my next one. Anyone's gonna fight you for that one?
Mh Okay, great and yes, I don't kay you will man,
Okay, I I think I know what he did because I listened to the
hotline. All right. For my public pick, I would like to draft
Ray Misstivrio if I can't, Wow, I forgot that he was on the
open market. Is former TAC team champion? All right, boys, that's
pretty much it in the books. Two very entertaining episodes that I think it's
same to the Mark has found his groove at this thank you. So let's
talk about next month there, bros Ky, So next pay per view sell
us on Next pay per View is actually called war Cry, and it is
headlined by Zuna Versus, the leader of the House of Pain. They have
to be a champion, Mark Henry, a big hoss fight certainly not could
be a work rate match, It says you. You will also hear from
Sean Mike Why, Sean why for information? We're gonna have to get what
is going on with Balls Mahoney in that quote unquote conspiracy. He's clearly on
drugs and he's seeing things, but he's possibly seeing things, and we will
get a tag team gauntlet match and the winner gets a shot at the tag
team titles at Major Fest. Oh wow, so many tag teams. As
I said, the tag team division has been elevated higher this month, so
who knows what will happen. Also, obviously, Owen Hart and the fan
favorite rock Hot Steve Boston will be in the house at the pap Center.
Also just signed, guys, Major Fest not at the pap Center. Major
Fest will be in fox Borough, Foxborough, where the Patriots play, also
in Massachusetts, but a much bigger stadium. Wow, just signed as part
of the negotiations to get him over here to the A show Hollywood. Holkogan
will defend his f def title against the franchise Shane Douglass at Collusion Collision,
And since there's gonna be collusion, this will be in a nWo Metal match,
which is essentially a black nWo steel cage, so you will see that.
You will also see every other Superstar, including the two picks from tonight,
will be in the second annual Collusion Collision Match. Four men enter.
You can eliminate your opponents via pimpfall, submission or throwing them over the top
rope with both feet hitting the floor. Once someone is eliminated, a new
partisman will enter. So four men or women we have trying to hear in
the ring at the same time. Wait, collision Collision wasn't the thing on
the boats? No? No, oh damn I was atle no, this
was like the Royal Rumble esque event. It was like ten years long.
Yeah, well, I'll have a time in the here. But once once
you get down to the final two, a steal cage lowers not to be
confused with the NW Metal match deal cage will be a normal gray steel cage,
and also a ladder will be slipping into the ring as well as a
briefcase hanging. Whoever can the final two competitors will have to climb up the
ladder, retrieve the briefcase, and they will go on to major fests to
take on the f Damien, whether it's Shane Douglas or hul Cogan. So
we will find out potentially the main event for major fests next month at Collusion
Collision Right next month has