Revisiting WCW Nitro 1999 The Debut of Seven, WCW World Title Tournament, US Title Texas Tornado Ladder Match

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eighth, nineteen ninety nine. Why because it is the debut of seven or
maybe not Brother, Yeah, one of my favorite Dustin Roads gimmicks. I
would say, I would say it's grand opening, grand closing for a lot
of things in w CW around this time, and they have plenty of year
left. Yeah. Brusso came in and he watched one episode of Seinfeld and
said, I have the dude, Oh my god, that is exactly what
it is. You're right, it's exactly. Yeah. Let's let's say because
this is I mean, look, we're gonna be here for a minute because
this was a This might have been the longest episode of wrestling I've ever seen.
This is the long way for sure. Before we do that, we
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and it's time to get into w c W Monday nightro number eighth, nineteen
ninety nine. Yes, and usually this is the part where I say,
now it's time to take a look at what's going on in Russell the World
Wrestl Observer newsletter. But we've actually gone over this era a good amount,
so much so, nauseum, dude, so much so that the entire month
of November we've covered all our servers already. Yeah, we probably, we
do not usually go over them again, so we will not hear if you
go back like eighteen episodes ago, you'll hear more from that. I don't
know what episode that was. Well, I think we can recap. Dave
Melser says, WSI is going great. Things will look a good to the
new millennium. Nothing's bad is going to happen. Well, I'll tell you
this much. This is well. We definitely haven't dipped too much into the
three hour nitros. You've may have done it once or twice before. Yeah.
Yeah. The first one I think we watched was they had no wrestling
in the first hour. That was thewo episode, right, that's right.
That was hard. Yeah, that was hard. And we dip back in
here to ninety nine. We did dip right into about the time where Vince
Russo got hired back, which is, you know, when you really want
to look at it, a super crazy idea in their regard, because I
mean, WWF had just started kind of whooping their ass and like they said,
you know what, we need to like completely advert we're doing and just
get Russo back and let him do. We need whatever they're doing on our
show. We can't figure out how to do that on our own. We
need the guy that's doing it over there because we're all stupid. He convince
somebody that I was the reason the Monday night one in the Wars. Isn't
that fucking crazy, Tony? Like they couldn't figure out just how like if
they wanted to just show DX like do it themselves, they had to hire
the two dudes that were doing it over there. That was gonna hurt the
WWF taking them away. Yeah, so they're like, oh, fuck it,
we'll just trying to do We'll just try to do what Roll was doing.
We'll just have their guy do that here. Sure, Sadly, Vince
Russo saw Seinfeld while he was away. That's crazy with the juice. That
is fucking insane. That's exactly what this gimmick is. Yeah, well we'll
talk about it though. Yeah, so, uh yeah, let's talk about
We kick off Nitro here with the cold open. Sid is in the production
truck yelling at the production guy and he says, when you get my cue,
and the production guy tries to say something, says, no, no,
no, what I said, when you get my cue, put that
tape in. And I don't care what director, what producer says to you.
You put that tape in and if you don't, I'll be back.
And then you have to deal with me. You got that. So Sid
is threatening this man to start the show. I would be scared shipless if
I saw Sid yelling at me. If I was. He's a big motherfucker.
First off, I say, who are you talking to? I don't
not say that you talk to you. First off, I'll I won't play
nothing what you said to me. You're gonna god ship. Sid makes production
guy quit. We have one angle all night long for this show. I'm
not playing your theme. I'm not playing ship tonight. He's apologized to be
doing anything on the show. Yeah, you're OK. That's not what they
went with. You're right. This was like Russo Bookie too, Like everything
had to like you had to tell what's gonna happen before it happens, and
then show it happened, and then watch it happen, and can't just like,
you know, why would this production guy play a SID tape without him
going and showing that that's never happened before. Hey, guy in the back,
play the play the video, play the tape. I gave you.
No, You're right, the little things like he makes sure that every single
thing. He just didn't want anyone saying why did this happen. You know.
That was a like added tod Aer trope he did too, like everybody
had to have an angle and it made sense and all went together and it
had the little things had to be there. But well, dude, there's
five hundred pre tapes on the show and they're all six seconds Long's fucking dude.
I can't imagine how fucking stress the production team is on this. I
need you to go record forty five Nation Hall pre tapes all six seconds.
He might have all been live. There's like pre tapes of somebody or maybe
not pre tap, but just like a locker room door for no reason,
like someone moping the floor, like yeah, brush your teeth. That is
crazy. We do have the bird Ship logo set up here, which is
cool. We had the Nitro I always called the Night thro a two thousand
intro, but I guess it's ninety nine two Yeah, sure, ship logo
set up. Weo this intro video. I actually like it with the Nitro
girls and the fire and the presentation is fucking cool. It feels very much
ninety nine two thousand. I think that's why I like it feels like a
time capsule almost. Yeah, feels they have the cane Pyro go off on
the buckles and a lot of pyro on the stage, and they're at the
brand new Conseco Field in Indianapolis, Indiana. The pack fucking house here.
Yeah, they got a lot of dudes here. I guess they're still selling
tickets. Well, and I'm sure this is Paddy crazy, but you know,
yeah it looks Crapp's great. You know, there's gonna world title tournament
all of it. Yeah, there's a lot of it too, and we'll
talk about that one. Uh So we start off the show here with a
Sid vicious town hall. Shavani says that uh, Sid was already a costing
the production truck and he says, what is this about? We don't know.
Well, Sid says, cut the music, and he wants to make
one thing perfectly clear, outsiders, I may be as dumb as I look.
Yeah, that's right. What is this after the half the brain that
you do promo? It has to be right or it's like right around this
time, I swear it is. Yeah, I almost thought that this was
it, but it's not. He says, Jow, you guys try to
screw me, but it didn't work, and you want to battle wits with
Sid Vicious Outsiders, Well, then you lose. You lose that battle because
you gotta remember something. I have the brain. I'm a psychopath. And
he looks at the ground and he says, shut up. He says,
well back to you in a minute, Outsiders. What I want to talk
about is Goldberg. You see last week I told the world that I would
approve that at Halloween. Have it. Goldberg said I quit, I surrender.
So the videotapes do not lie, and for the entire world, I
will show you and you could hear Goldberg say I quit. Now roll the
tape. So this is what they had to set up, him giving this
tape to the producer because I guess they wouldn't play this otherwise. And they
show footage from Halloween Havoc and it's Goldberg holding Sid's head as Sid is on
his knees. Then you hear Sid vicious voice saying I quit, I quit.
And then we come back and Sid said, you hear that he's not
quit. It was in black and white also because of the blood maybe nineteen
because Sid made the tape. Of course, that's why. Oh, he
doesn't know how to do production. I guess it's cinematic, you know,
Oh sure, Okay, it's dramatic. It's sid blatant voice saying I quit,
he gave up. He's a coward. I quit. I could have
heard that before, legit just the rock man before did not say that this
is the first time like this, never an angle like this. No,
And he says that means I'm still the US heavyweight champion. Well, Wolfpak
music hits outsiders come in the ring and Scott says, hey, I'm sign
if you're the US champ, And how come the belts down here? And
he does the sucking shot. Does that so much? He loves that.
He loves big and the crowd loves it too, big pop. Sid's not
too happy because I love the They would be watching wrong. You're right,
Scott says, big man, I beat you last week, and since says,
what you did, Scott Hall, he screwed mees, Sid is just
a tall Scott Steiner. Really, I mean he's just saying ship so he
just got Hall. He screwed me. You're supposed to lay down, and
Scott does spooky fingers. I don't. I don't lay it out for nobody
because I ain't the way the click operates. Also, we love to click.
Saw Michaels. Stop swerving me, stop swerving. Well, Sid says,
maybe you'll lay down right now and fucking drops the mike. He's gonna
go fuck up Scott Hall. But h nash kids in the way, He
says, whoa, they're hot shot, not one of the outsiders. Hit
you in the bean with that crushed last week. So before you get your
panties in a wad, which also gets a big pop, maybe you need
to call it that Canadian hero Brett Hart because I think your problems with him.
Well, fucking Brett Hart comes out. Now we've got so many people
involved in this goddamn thingk Brett Hart comes out. He like, Okay,
I didn't, but it's grown on me. I didn't like it at first,
but the more I've heard it over the years, the more I like
it. But Brett comes out, who has a hockey jersey tucked into jeans,
which is fucking business. Look, that's incredible, that is incredible,
This is amazing. Brett says. You know, you guys like to talk
about panties. You know you three guys are nothing but three big pussies.
Yeah, Seawan never said pussies. I'm sorry you never did. I couldn't
believe that he's three big pussies. And you see Nassay eat mouths. You
can't say that TV right there. Brett's Brett always referred to Goldberg as Bill
Goldberg, never just last day, but it was always Bill Goldberg. Says,
Bill Goldberg is the United States February champion, and before the sign is
over, I'm gonna come down and take that championship, and I'm gonna give
it to Bill Goldberg. Personally myself, Scott Chile just me says, don't
sing it, bring it, which is also he's got he's hitting all the
hitting all the lines. Well, Brett starts to come down in the ramp,
He's gonna bring it, and Goldberg jumps the railing. Scott and Nash
see this. They bail brackets in the ring, sits fighting him. Goldberg
goes after Sid hits some of the spirit crowd fucking goes crazy. Goldberg gets
on the mic. It's a sid vicious. I don't think so. How
about a match. We're only you and I can decide the fate. There's
many matches like this, normal matches could do that singles match one on one
singles match, DQ's one match. He says, how about an I quit
match? And Goldberg says, you got the balls? Brother and Sid I
got the balls, and he crowds shops you got the balls. All right,
that's good, all the balls. We both got balls. So we'll
do this. Goldberg's music hits, but Goldberg has not done his promo.
Goldberg, dude forces the rest of this from what is music playing? He
says, As far as the outside is concerned, doop do playing him off?
Dude, you want to play against I got a game for you.
They lowered a little bit, a little bit, He says, how about
a game of Hide and go seek? You hide, I seek and then
destroy. Okay, you don't have that song yet? Yeah, you're fucking
you don't have w don't you ever see this ship ever? Yeah? Motherfucker.
Yeah. There you guess that's up the whole show. Yeah, but
like no matches on this show. Yeah, the main we don't know that
exists yet. Ladder match special ref goarment garment. Yeah, so there you
go. We got the town hall here to set up. We haven't made
yet, and uh no, one knows no one cares. Everyone's confused.
They love the X suck it. This is this is about the time where
I go, damn, the pacing of this show is kind of slow,
like that was like a lot of time for that town hall, and then
we go did you regret that? After I look down? I go two
hours fits and Miss Golley Joyce, I'm sorry. I thought I thought,
I thought that's what you're asking, and I misunderstood what you were saying.
So Tony Shavanni and Bobby Heenan are on commentary for this one, and they're
both in suits ring side, So I assume everything's still going okay backstage.
Sure, Yet at some point we get Mark Madden and Scott Hudson, and
Scott Hudson has no shirt on and a tie and Mark Madden has a Hawaiian
shirt and sunglasses on. I don't remind you of that shirtless fucking Why don't
you get it? Man, it's a backstage swerve. Fucking don't you like
these words? Forget? Everyone needs to beat an angle, including Scott Hudson
on commentary. So WCW has the biggest fucking heavyweight title tournament of all time
going on right now, Like this is fucking new Japan Cup levels of I
have all these people in this tournament. This is fucking crazy. Like I'm
looking at this graphic and I'm struggling to read it, Like how it is
here? There's no way that on TV at the time CRT TV four three,
two forty p anyone can see any of these names, no or any
of these matches on this graphic. They're probably changed them every week, just
fu Yeah. Yeah, so this is a big title tournament that they got
going on. And yeah, so every single match, I don't know if
one match in this big ass tournament goes ten minutes, no, at least
not on this show. I'm gonna need I'm gonna need somebody to fact check
that, because I definitely don't think they do, because we do. I
don't know how many how many you looked it up? How many matches do
we have on this episode? I think thirteen or fourteen matches. Thirteen or
fourteen matches isn't raw three hours still today, that's correct? How many don't
have even half of that? For six maybe? Yeah? Sure, dude,
fourteen matches, thirteen matches, that's fucking crazy. And the matches like
sting versus Goldberg. Fucking yeah, this it's crazy, man. There's sixteen
matches in just the first round. Yeah, dude, that is nuts.
And uh they slam those matches out man, hurt him. Get over so
you can see TP backstage the result. I don't care what you do in
the matches, give me the result, simulate match. Yes, dq on
kind of one rests, so they go backstage. Mike today is talking with
Sting and this is still croasting, but he's very much surfer Sting in his
cadence, in the way that he acts. It's this is Jim Carrey Sting.
He said, this is a mask, is what this guy is right
here? He's in full gear. Yeah, he's got the batley. Like
you said, he's in full I actually like this thing. Look with the
he's in the crow outfit, but he's his hair is slicked back. I
think I like pretty much all this thing looks. Has that ever been in
the games? Slip back Hairsting? No, they had n w woopack say
that was awesome. Yeah they had him in there. You could use your
character and use the little Sting. Yeah we like here. I did luck
love that. Thank you. Yeah, Well today today says, this thing
was just announcing you get your first opportunity to square off against Goldberg since Halloween
Havoc. But you got something else on your mind. You're you're questioning the
true intentions of t P, the Total Package, and and Sting says,
the footage doesn't lie. I I saw the game Luger was playing last week.
So last week I think Luger like set Sting up in a tag match
and and got him fucked up. I forget. I think they explained it
later on. I forget who was against But Sting said he saw the footage
and he made him want to made him want to puke. And that good
old pal of mine has got a lot of explaining to do Lucy. It
sing is Jim carried out crazy. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Even he's like, you know what I mean, lots of explaining to do
Lucy Jimandella. That's a Mandela effect. He never fucking said that on the
show. He never SAIDA was playing to do Lucy. It didn't happen.
I'll tell you this much. Jim Carrey is on the run of his life
when it comes to movies. In ninety nine, I think dude. Yeah,
I mean that's ah, that's mask, right, that's also as Ventura.
I don't know if he had any better year than like right at the
two thousand mark for him, So let's look at it. He had okay,
so he had the Mask. Oh my fucking god. Wow. Okay,
so he had as in ninety four. He had the Mask in ninety
four. He had Dumb and Dumber in ninety four. Ninety four like the
craziest year of both time. He had Batman Forever in ninety five, he
had the Second Ace Ventury in ninety five, he had the Cable Guy in
ninety six. Wow, liar, liar in ninety seven, Oh my god,
Truman Show in ninety eight, Shiten Myself and Irene two thousand, dude,
that one's awesome. How the Grid Stole Christmas two thousand? These are
all hits, dude, Bruce A mighty do three, Turning the Sunshine of
the Spotless doesn't that's a hit? He was rocking, bro Like, yeah,
you would to talk about it. Run. Yeah, a ten year
run of BED seven when he did the number twenty three. Yeah, I
don't know what that is. That's it. Yeah, that's the horrible he
was like a horror It's like a horror movie, you know, probably because
I feel like he probably felt like he got type casted. But it was
awesome. Yeah, I mean type casting is not so bad. Wow,
a ten year unbelievable run. Yeah, that's good. It's let me get
that. Ye let me. She had the mask and Dumber in the same
year. Is crazy. That is unbelievable. Yeah, he knew me.
Fingers lined up. Sting says, if if it takes this bat to beat
it out of him tonight, then that's what I'll do. And I got
something to prove. And well, showtime, folks, Lucy got some explaining
to do. Lucy, Lucy, we got backstage. Elizabeth brings in Luger
very secretly fucking Pacers hoodie. Yeah, and Luger comes in. He looks
at the camera and says, right in the sure thing, dude, first
time a heel actually likes the hometown team is crazy. Yeah, Well,
because he's a heel that wants everyone like him. Stif he's not a hell,
he's still trying to work to his friend. He tried. He was
trying to buddy up the Goldberg. He's just and he likes the Pacers.
Come on, guys, He's it's just all a coincidence, saw an accident.
You know, I actually like this angle now that I'm thinking about it.
I first off, I think that Sting and Luger, like I love
everything they do together. I think like that was always a cool thing and
what a weird team to like make work. But they always like intertwine it
no matter what, like even like when Luger won the title from Hogan and
everything else and then stuff and like all that ship was very cool and like,
yeah, I think you know they're they're underrated when it comes to like
not only a tag team but like just a storyline. Yeah. Sure,
like w W. When you think of w W, like Nitril in early
days, it is like Lugrin Stinger always there. Yeah, they were the
two big faces. Yeah, you're right. Until the TP thing, he
was pretty much like one of their biggest faces. So we go to a
pre tape. It cuts to David Flair walking in the parking lot and uh,
Kimberly just runs them over. Is this when does Austin get hit by
a car? The same? Right? Isn't it right? Here? Is
that right? Yeah? Like it's Survivor Series ninety nine, which is November.
Yeah, November. Yeah, So they just do that here, Like
Russ said, no, that's my angle. You can't just fucking take that.
I'm gonna bring it over here and we're gonna do it. David Flair,
David Flair Kimberly to build the David Flair in Kimberly match, just one
that was November fourteenth, and this was November eighth. So he's like,
yeah, we know this angle coming up. We're gonna do it it first
beat him to the saying get Fox on Cold you stole that ship. David
Blair. Dude, Oh my god, how a million IQ with that?
Why didn't the hit Goldberg with a car? That's so petty? That's awesome?
Would they do that when they could do it with Kimberly and David Flair?
Dude, Kimberly and David Flair is the most built angle on this whole
show, and it actually build to a match too, So I guess,
fuck me. He went back to that. They went back to that WWF
style where you have your one overarching angle throughout the whole show, right,
that's David Flair and m David Blair Kimberly. Instead of Austin getting run over,
it's David Flair. Kimberly. Wow, I didn't know this that they
beat the on that. I guess technically it happened last week, right,
yeah, so it happened even before. Oh yeah, that's right, that's
great. Had to fire back. Yeah, they said we're gonna hit Stone
Cold with a car eat ship. So yeah, David Flair got hit by
a fucking car. And it's so funny because they show it and it's David
Flair. It's legit the same. It's almost one to one. How the
Stone Cold carbout the gate. Yeah, it looks exactly in a dim parking
lot, hard drives up. But even funnier they kept this in. You
can hear a kid as in the crowd as the car's approaching go hit him.
And then it gets hit by a car and they do reveal and out
of the car is Kimberly in a hoodie and she looks at the camera and
says, fuck it. Right. Yeah, So Kimberly this week, after
vehiculan manslaughter, decides to talk to Doug Dillinger and for some reason, she
needs exer security because she doesn't know what David Flair is gonna do. You
hit him with a car. How are you not in jail after the car?
She David Flair was harassing her all week, so she's probably trying to
get her number insurance. Hello, yeah, I need claim? Did your
driver's license? Please? Dude? That's even this whole show. He's not
even trying to hurt her. He's trying to get insurance information. A fucking
car. My leg is fucking done. I'm fucked you just dude hit right?
What the fuck? The fucking head of security, Doug Dillinger listens to
her. He's not saying, hey, you hit him with a car.
This is a problem. You can't be here. He says, all right,
I'm gonna get some So he radio is into Chris for some extra security.
He says, I don't care if it's the police or secured riot squad
or whatever. I just need him. Dude, she hit him with a
car. I don't know what he did to do over Like, I'm assuming
he's been stalking her and that's why it happened, but like she's trying to
kill him. That's pretty privileged right there. That is humble. She is
fucking unbelievable looking, though she is very hot, and David Flair is supposed
to be Jack Nichols sign. Oh is that what it is? The commentary
didn't drive that home a million times. I didn't catch that point. Well,
dude, the one time is crazy. We'll get to it in about
four hours. Funny fun So we got to another pre tape here. Kevin
Nash and Scott Horror are talking about getting some more security tonight. Oh,
strapping for the pre tapes. By the way, you're gonna hear that a
lot on this thing. And like I said, I don't know how many
of these are pre tapes. You're gonna hear a lot about pre tapes and
matches. Surprisingly, there's a lot of everything period. So pre tape Kevin
Nash and Scott harr are talking about getting more security tonight. Yeah, and
Kevin Nash is apparently managing Scott Hall tonight for his match. By the way,
Scott Hall is facing Lash LaRue. Spoilers. No, they announced it.
That was on the graphic that I couldn't read. It was very tiny.
I couldn't see it. So mags managing Scott Hall is Lash LaRue tonight
and Scott Hall says, what you got one of them manager licenses? Now
I do, Yes, I knew you'd be proud of me. And he
brings up a plaque of his managers license and then he's going over what it
says, and it cuts to his sponsor, which is nudge, fucking hurry
up. We don't have enough time for your pre tape. We're gonna go
to this sponsor, which is tough talking wrestlers. I had these. It
shows yeah, it's actually is brought is toy biz? Are they still in
business toy biz? If they did, they got bought by somebody else,
and like there's something else now, okay, toy biz. Yeah, tough
talking wrestlers. It shows a commercial and this ship will like Action League.
Now dude, it's it's And that's how the figures work though, Like it
wasn't like fake what they showed. It was like just like a bullshit,
like their mouths moved and they would respond to other wrestlers like that. Like
if you had a Nash and a Goldberg figure, Goldberg would say he wouldn't
say this, but obviously like fuck you, Kevin Nash. That's exactly how
it ah. Because I think it had there was like a chip on the
front of it, it would be able to tell what the other figure was.
And because there was only a few of them, I think, Okay,
yeah, they should just put real promos in there. That'd be awesome.
Dude, they should put sad visions on there. He could talk for
fucking ever. Yeah, this is an interesting toy. I don't know if
I've ever seen these. I they were. They were not many of them,
I'll tell you that much. I feelt the Animal's town Hall is up
next. Yeah, Conan starts it off here and uh, toss my salad
and peel my potatoes. Do I have to explain to people what that means?
What toss my salad and peel my potatoes. I think they probably get.
Yeah, I for those that don't know, toss my salad and peel
my potatoes means eat my ass and lick my balls every week. Well,
he's in a lot of shit every week, like he was. He was
rocking off in this town hall is actually I mean, these guys are on
the promos were crazy. Him and road Dog were the same guy he had
through lives. All we be jumping like, all right, maybe we would
have done that, but says, where are my dogs are? Yo?
Yo, yo, let me speak on this. He says, we're lude,
We're loud and would have filed the animals. You see, we got
a pedigree back in the house. Hey, Tory, you like this hat?
And Tory feels the hat because he says, dick a feel. She
feels the hat and he says, that's enough. Where do you get that
from? I don't know. That's crazy from us, that's crazy, says
Revolution, which is who they're feeding with with his Shane Douglastein, Malenko,
Asia and Perry Saturn. Uh. Revolution, make no moans about it.
Us animals we in heat, Oh there is. There has never been the
amount of dog references. This is fucking un believable, dude, this is
crazy. So Eddie's on the mic next. Eddie looks tremendous here. By
the way, what he is h w w F mode. Eddie is out
of his skin, dude, He fucking his arms are freaked out of their
mind. This guy looks huge. Yes, he's even doing out the veins
popping out of his fucking delts crazy bicyle, Yes, nuts man, Yeah,
whatever he had here, I'm trying to get you know what I mean?
Like this is real? Yeah, man, he says, revolution,
you want to change the world, Why say the animals are gonna rock yours?
Sorry? Yeah, sorry, we can't push you, brother. We're
gonna have a lot to say is Ray takes the mic. This whole fucking
rest of this promo is out of control. Ray takes the mic and he
says, the only reason we left your woman, because I think they're talking
about Asia, is because there's no MutS allowed in his kennel. The filthy
animals are the new breed, and if you ain't down with that, then
I guess we're just gonna have to hump you like that dog's that we are.
Then Ray starts he gets between the middle rope, he grabs the top
ro he starts fucking the ship out of the fucking middle rope like that,
dude. He's fucking going crazy and Billy Kimmen is filming him on the kid
cam from behind. He is going to town fucking the ship out of this
rope doggie style. The way that he says this is funny as fuck.
I guess we're gonna hump you like the dogs that we are. Ship.
Yeah, dude, it's fucking crazy. And then the fucking meanest dude at
your kids baseball game comes out in the stands of all time. Well no
more, Lincoln, Asia, dem and please explain why she's Asia because China
is in the w W F oh and she's China of w c W.
She's Asia, dude, they do that. I think they like really got
into like this like Powerlifter girl look because like they have debut later. Yeah,
so like whatever, you know, whatever plans they had, this is
the type of woman there looking for. Yeah, sure, and ray Uh
is fucking the ship of those robes still And now de Monk goes out here.
Dean says, hey, right, you got a big mouth for a
little punk and you want to call Asia mutt, Well, this mutt right
here can have you for lunch. She's a dog. And so what about
tonight? Me and Asia against you? And miss piss there say, I
don't know, hes to cough very badly. Sounds like you said some of
this. Yeah, goddamn racist check this out, Dean. How about you
unleash that freaky beast and Tory and I will be more than happy to put
a muzz on her and take her straight to the pound ship man, your
face so hard right down there, I'm gonna shoot on the floor. Five
dudes dump in to fill the animal's talk. Just they all thick a corner
and are fucking is it's fucking crazy, dude, Malinka made light of raised
bad knees in this promo. This is nineteen ninety nine, dude. Yeah,
Baddies is a dire life bro that is crazy man thirty years ago.
Uh yeah, sorry about that. It's all good. So we go to
screaming Norman Smiley versus Billy Kidman. I was very confused by this transition because
they cut, they end the promo and then Norman Smiley's music hits De Malnko
and Asia are gone, but the entirety of the filthy animals are still just
hanging out in the ring fucking the ropes. So I said, what is
what is happening here? But it turns out it's yeah, it's Norman Smiley
against Billy Kidman. So that's why he's still out there. And also I'm
pretty sure correct me if I'm wrong, or maybe you guys didn't hear it.
I swear they said this was a hardcore match. Say it was a
hardcore champ. Maybe actually, you know what it might have been. You
know what, I actually think they did say it was a hardcore match.
I think they did. Maybe they just uh forgot forgot. Yeah, okay,
alright, I do, yeah because I wrote that down because they said
with a hardcore match. It's also a world title tournament qualifier quarterfinal match too.
Yeah, that's right, and so yeah, this is a tournament match
and the biggest WCW tournament ever. I couldn't on the graphics, so I
didn't know what was happening. You're right, Filt, the animals stay out
there. There's seventeen people out here, There are many Tony Schavani ounce is
that I'm just getting. I'm just getting news here, big news tonight.
Look. Look, brain is on the sheet. There will be a Texas
Tornado Ladder match for the US Heavyweight title tonight. Okay, it looks like
Brett Hart versus Scott Hall versus Sid Vicious versus Bill Goldberg. Ok it looks
you on the I just just got there's gonna be an under World special guest
referee. We don't know the referee. Huh. Okay, No, these
guys are gonna have to wrestle twice tonightbeable wrestling because you guys know the wrestling
in the Turn and in the Texas Tornado Ladder match later tonight. Yes,
yes, dude, thank you for that. This and this is the match
where you give me this news. No graphic either, there's no graphic for
this the whole night. They're just lighting out about it right now. That's
it. They're just everybody's tooting. It is the Texas Tornado latter match that
they announced during screaming Norman Smiley and Billy Kidman for the US heavyweight Tell what
the fuck Brian Knob and what the fuck is going on with Jimmy Hard Jimmy
Hard for commentary. Yeah, they start and Kidman pulls Norman's jersey up and
they start hockey fighting, and he starts. He puts them in the ropes
and he tries to raym material fuck him and spank him in the ropes,
but Norman low blows him. Is this is this the first time he was
in the in the jersey in the hockey outfit? No, I don't think
so. I think he started the commentary, it fucking sounded like you're like,
what the fuck is the eye here in the hockey really, but I
don't know. It's the first time I doubt it. But yeah, they
just saying that maybe Knobbs is just watching the show. He was in the
Indianapolis, Jersey That's what Well Nobb says. He is the king of hardcore
and he's also mister Nasty. Do you like that? Did he never stop
saying that? Nasty was like, I'm about to plus ten, so hard
beer explodes here in a second? You sadly, dude, I didn't plus
ten in any of the show because I didn't have time to There was no
time to plus tend. Yeah, he either all of it somehow I miss
two matches if I plus ten. Yeah. So yeah, kid spanking this
ship some fucking crazy. The wheel Barrows spank is fucking nuts, dude.
Yeah, will Barrel spank some crazy center of the ring hardcam big Wiggle?
Check this out? Did he jesus crazy for the fucking Big Wiggle. He's
like uh uh And I was like, oh, he's gonna get jumped.
Uh said, oh, ship got what they want? It goes to town
on the Big wiggle Man. Yeah and then uh and then knob says,
well, the only thing I messed up from Norman to off it is the
stick. I'm gonna give him the stick, Jimmy stick. Then Brian Knobbs
either, okay, this, I thought it was a hardcore match. So
Briank Nobbs takes the hockey stick from Jimmy Hart and then proceeds to relentlessly,
uncomfortably beat Norman Smiley to death with a hockey stick for what felt like an
eternity. He just and like Norman is looking at him up from the floor
like hey, hey, fucking let's let's stick it easy here a little bit
like why are you hitting me so many times with this? The ref is
distracted by Jimmy Hart, which I guess was necessary in this hardcore match.
Yeah, I guess, suh. And then Brian Kobbs throws Norman back in
and Kidman wins. Kidman doesn't even hit a movie, just pins on.
I guess he does. Fucking Brian Knobbs just obliterated him and broke a hockey
stick over every part of Norman's while he's body. So yeah, that's also
true. So we go backstage. Sting is looking for like Luger Donald Baggage.
He's opening random locker room doors. He says, flexy LEXI, the
stinger is here or yeah, buddy. He goes a lot and somebody.
Then we go to another ship to your reshould have just did that? Then
they doesn't. We go to TP and Elizabeth are hiding in a laundry room
and this is shot horribly because I don't. I guess Luger like they must
have said, hey, this is gonna be like five seconds. So they're
like they're fake talking, and then Luger keeps looking up to see from the
camera guy if they're done or not, but it's not done yet. He
does this like two or three times, and then the segment ends with a
fan in the crowd yelling oh yeah so uh. David Flair is also walking
around with a crowbar in the Pocking parking lot. Again it was a Pocking
lot in the got dude, what a dipshit? Yeah, you were hit
by a car here the other week. You could press charges? Maybe well
again, that's maybe that's what he's doing. He's looking for the intro.
He's got the crowbar because he gonna fix the car that he ran into him.
Hen gonna fix your Carne's gonna fix in the car. I think I
did your hood live me fix up. He's gonna take the out of the
ship. He limps by the camera and this reminds me a lot of Jack
Nicholson. Oh, you're saying, this is Jack Nicholson. This guy looks
like Jack Nicholson. You canna hear that? I've never heard that before.
This ready, bruger Jack Nicholson. That's what dude, God damn. So
we go to the Macho Man Slim Jym commercial. Oh yeah, dude,
splice he uh. He breaks out of a straight jacket for some slim gems.
Man. Hey, man, you gotta get your priorities in check,
all right, now, he's good man, he's gotta eat. He's trying
to eat fucking slim Jyms. That crazy. You got an obsession? Yeah,
someone has hospital, baby. Yeah, you need to get sent to
super Hell, is what you need to be said. And then we go
backstage. Kevin Nash is getting fitted for his little rain Bo turbine. Yeah,
so it's the the Grand Wizard head piece he's being fitted for here,
which is you know, I'm sure everybody that was watching at the time was
great, completely Yeah, they completely understood the reference here, and Grand Wizards
hasn't probably been on TV in twenty years at this point, so at least
in the Hall of Fame, everybody knew this guy. Come on, every
he just went He just went in probably like ten years ago. Or Hall
says, I dare you to wear that tonight, and that says I am
wearing it. Ah, don't you worry about it? And Hall says,
oh, man, you're turning into a cartoon character. And then a riot,
a bunch of riot squad members walk by the door, and Hall says,
hey, guys, you're looking for us, We're right down here.
And then he's like, let me get them, let me go get these
guys. Hey monkeys, all right, Hey, this is like insane Kevin
Nash Sucker. He's the Grand Wizard and he's going to also be managing Scott
Hall with the police for his match against lash LaRue tonight. This is for
the World Championship Tournament. What the fuck is going on here? This is
supposed to be a serious tournament. We got lash LaRue, So w CW
Nitro is brought to you by one eight hundred collect Yeah, I got that
money, and now it's time for the sting town Hall. Sting walks out
and does two little jumps on each side of the ramp. I thought that
was very cute. I thought there was gonna be power going up, but
there was not. Sting gets to the ring and he calls out TP and
FLEXI legsy Lexi lexi what we call yourself, get showings on out here.
Yeah, you got thirty seconds to show up right here. We can either
do this nice and easy, or we could do this nice and rough.
That's not right. I think you fucked it up. Let somebody stop me.
So Elizabeth comes out first and almost music. Yeah that's you know,
that's part of their package. So she comes up first. She almost fucking
rolls her ankle on the ramp. Dude, she almost crazy two times shows
trips. Yeah, I mean, like, I guess that's just probably difficult
coming down the ramp, right yeah. Yeah, Yeah, she's very flexy,
and some would say she's very lexy. She's down here because she has
an apology to give the Sting from TP himself. Well, I mean that's
very nice first, you know, and yeah, she even says that she
says thing, the package wanted me to come out here and apologize to you.
Which is I think it's sunny as fuck that everyone calls him the Package
with stings things. Don't call him Luger. He's the only one that believes
that he's still good. He still believes in him. And uh, she
says, uh, this has been blown away out of proportion, and he
treasures your friendship and you know he wouldn't teopardize that, and he's really sorry,
and Sting puts an arm around her and says, that's okay, Liz,
we can talk about this. You know, it's Monday night, Troy
and the crowd pops and says, Liz, I Notic's been working out and
stretching with a little bungee cord, just like the Total Package. He got
a nice little tan like him too. You can maybe he could be the
female version of the Total Package. I have no fucking idea where any of
that was. Any of that was happening the small talk you though, somebody
stopped me. He says, I've tried to get the Total Package out here,
so I'm not asking you. I'm telling you you need to call him
out here immediately. Uh. She does not have enough time to do so,
because TP's music just hits and he comes out into Pacers hoodie again.
Yeah, Luger comes out in the Pacers hoodie. And I gotta tell you,
man, this is the realist guy that's ever done it. Like I
I I think I'll be completely honest with you. Man. Growing up,
I was not a Luger fan. But the more I go back and watch
this stuff, I actually think I really like Luger. I was a huge
rat guy. Well George, yeah, but nah, man, I mean
he comes out, hey you but yeah, Luger comes out. Man.
He's got the fucking working pants on, got some boots on, he got
the goddamn hoodie on. Like I don't know, man, Like, there's
something about Luger that's really relatable. And also he takes the pump cover off
and he's the biggest man that's ever listened. That's awesome. I think there's
something really cool about that. And his gimmick is awesome. He's a gaslighter
crazy yeah, but he also looks great. So, like, you know,
there's there's two sides to this. You know, it's like your face
kind of like the mask. I would say that that ship. So Luger
says, Sting, you don't want to listen to these fair Weather fans.
This is between you and I, You and I. Why do you sound
like Flare so much? Here? This is the whole The whole promo is
just a Flare promo and I liked it, liked it a lot. Yeah.
I also love the phrase fair weather fan. That is like good top
to your phrase. Yeah, like that's a good insult, but it is.
It's a yeah, it's it's pretty good. I like that better than
fickle. Oh okay, I see I can see that fair fair Weather fan.
Yeah, that's a lot that hits the core. Yeah, for sure.
That means Yemmy's you're a bit shy. But TP wants to bring their
relationship back together. Come on, fence, yeah, he says, you
know, because you and I belong together as a team. You know,
a stinger He always calls him stinger, by the way, always stinger.
Lucer says, I love you like a brother. Come on, give me
a hug, and Shavani's on commentary flipping out. He says he tried to,
He tried to get him beat up last week at a tag match.
She set him up and Staning goes in for the hug and he fucking goozles
this ship out of TP like, it's not like a choke slam, Goozle.
He like, he just fucking grips his fucking rip his throat out,
Goozle, It's awesome. He backs up with the corner. He says,
if you ever swerve me again, which is a funny way to put it,
If you ever swerve me again, I'll get you. I'm gonna rip
your throat out next time. And then Sting's music hits and he lets go
luger and he leaves. If you ever swerve me again is an insane fucking
phrase that no human is ever numbered shall not be on the wrestling show speaks
like this, if you ever swerve me again, who are you talking to?
Phrase is not used anywhere else, is it? I don't think so.
Man. If you have again, yeah, served two beaches? What
you got let me get Yeah, that's where we get. I'm gonna get
you, alright, alrighty. Then dude, he know on the commentary says
about Sting. He says, what an ingrade? He got two apologies,
which I thought was tremendous. So they go backstage. Kimberly is walking into
the dressing room and the lights go out. She's complaining about the lack of
security, and she goes into this locker room and you know, the lights
are out, and then you hear what I assume is David Flair's voice,
Kimberly, do you remember me, don't worry, you won't feel a thing?
What do you have a car in there? What's he gonna do?
That is scariest fucking hell, dude, dude. Okay, James, it's
even worse. I forgot that. This is right after this he says,
don't worry, you won't feel a thing. Then the next thing you see
is Schevanni and Heman on commentary. Shavanni says, didn't, uh, you
know, didn't that David? That sounds like David Flair to you? And
Heman says it sure did, and they're both smiling huge, like this was
a very fucking funny, cool moment. Here was that David Flair? Sure
what? I also have this surge with Goldberg on it. Surge Dude,
it's funny that happens David. David said, you won't feel a dig You
got tiny pecker? What's going on there? Yeah, well, Tony is
scary as fucking ship. Dude, it's crazy implications with its implications. Yeah,
the implications you know, get you Andani just don't care. They said,
anyway, this can is Surge on the back, this one, you
know, and one in a series of cans available if you purchased Surge.
And then he he didn takes it and goes and put it in a suit
jacket and then Shamani takes a bag from him. He is the best ever.
I think, Yeah, well, what about hello, Hello dude,
I'll tell you this much. Let me talk to you about the Surge can.
So we have MEDUSA versus Crispin wah up next. Please repeat that we
got MEDUSA versus Crispin wah up next. Okay, because I was blown away
that what I was looking at this is a world title tournament match, MEDUSA
versus Crispin wah And they started off like it's gonna be a legit match,
and I start getting fired up because I'm like, oh, there, Ben
wa is gonna take some bumps for and this is gonna be awesome. I
should have got yeah, I should have known better. That was That's on
me. That's my bad. And the Brett Hart match later, I forgot
what I was watching. I'll tell you that that also was true. That's
also true. So Medusa advanced in this tournament because Evan Courageous was super horny
in their match and she was able to lay on top of him for a
three count and make out with him. She was down for it too.
She was down for it, and no, it went well adjacent to that.
So that was Medusa's path to this match. Crispin Wall's path to this
match was doing a diving headbut off the top of a cage to Dami Lanko.
That was the difference. They have this guy regularly on w CW do
diving head but off the cage, and I'm talking, this is like a
twenty foot cage. This is huge. And did I swear to god,
I've seen this guy do a diving head but off a cage more times from
our rewatch than I've ever thought in my life. I'd see I didn't know
how you did it this many times. It's like the Kerningle Moon salt.
You're right, it is very similar, Yeah, except for he would hit
it most of the time. That's also true, which is pretty nuts.
He hits the fucking move. But yeah, so the Revolution attack been afterwards,
and I cuffed him and then he was saved by David Flair. All
around goodman. He was good until he got hit by a car. Dude,
that's crazy. David Flair saved Crispin Wah and then got hit by a
car. Is that the same episode? It was crazy. It turned him
into Jack Nicholson. Oh maybe Freddy Krueger Rammer in England. So yeah,
Medusa versus Crispin Wah. You got Medusa hits i Rana here on Crispin Wah.
They trade hammerlocks, you know. Yeah, I mean ben waas arguing
with the raff of Medusa's thrown kicks and yeah, the rana like you said,
then then watch chops the absolute fuck out of her in the corner.
He gets pissed. Yeah, hits the Rana. Bin Wa kicks out immediately
back to the corner and chops the ship out of her. And I was
like, dude, this is gonna be awesome. And then I forgot what
I was watching. And then the funniest thing I think I've ever seen.
I had to pause this because I was dying laughing. That was legit,
Like this put me into a fucking fit. So Evan Courageous comes out because,
of course what happened with him in Medusa. He's in love with Medusa
and he comes out because ben Waj just chopped the ship out. Ever,
he wants to check on her, and the ref is trying to also check
on Medusa. The ref is Johnny Boone, of course, and Johnny Boone
is trying to check on Medusa, and Evan Courageous keeps pulling this guy out
like, hey, I'm going to check on her, don't worry about it.
And he goes and he wants to match. I think he wants to
match, and I'll continue because he says that, you know, I don't
want her hurt. Yeah. Well, well, the ref is going right,
the ref's trying to check on Medusa. She's hurt, yeah, right,
And Evan Courageous pulls this guy out. They talk, he goes back,
pulls him back out again. He's like, look, dude, I'm
trying to you know what I mean, like, let me see Medusa.
So then he goes back in one more time. Evan Courageous pulls him back
out. The ref looks at him, and the RERAF strikes him. Dude.
The ref Courageous in the head and I said, whoa, what the
fuck? And then Evan courageous punches back. They start doing it, strike
exchange outside man, and they're sluggy, like crazy, fight back and forth.
Baby dude, I could have I was like this is the best.
I was like, Wow, this just changed how I looked at reps forever.
The ref should fight. The ref initiated the striking that was fucking crazy,
pulled him out. He looked down and fucking slugged ev Crez didn't even
hesitate. He turns back around. Boo. Believe it, because like when
that happens, I was like, Oh, he's gonna punch him, and
then Evan's gonna bump and the crowd's gonna go crazy and then Evan will get
him back. Evan says you mother. I said, holy, And then
the refs come out to break up the ref fighting rep shit came out and
jumped crazy you shake it all the joy stop him out. Oh my god,
dude. The idea that all the refs are actually like like that would
change the game. This is kind of like that's kind of like the angle
they did with like where the refs were like picking sides and the invasion.
Sure, yeah, but the idea of like there being no invasion or anything,
and Johnny Boone just had enough of EDG Gradge to punched him, and
the refs jumping would they should have? Really like, if there's everything on
this show has forty angles and goes on for why the week? Why not
Johnny Boone and the rest versus Evan Courageous, Why the fuck not? I
mean, really like, if you're really gonna just do a bunch of bullshit,
do it. This was, bar none, the funniest thing I've ever
seen because I expected none of it. Everything that happened from that point through
the end of this segment, I was in complete awe of what I was
seeing. I think for the rest of the show, I was already confused.
And it's somehow only downhill from this or I'll hill, I don't know
which way it goes. The ref beefing with Evan Courageous is nuts. And
then as this is they're fighting, the refs are coming down to break this
up. They're still slugging. Jeff Jarrett is now here and now him and
Ben Water slugging it out in the ring. What the fuck? They're just
fighting? The balance now called he's pissed. Jared gets a mic and he
says, this is the following phrase. He says, hey, this is
not the wa. We do not hit women here. Mad starts kicking his
fucking ass. Dude. He says, we don't hit women here. In
the middle of him saying this, Medusa runs up, throws a kick at
him, smacks him in the face, and keeps thrown kicks and Jared has
to bell and he says, oh, we don't do this shit, and
I just screwed you out of this tournament and he leaves. This was a
fever dream and it all started with Medusa versus Crispin. Wah, this is
unreal. This has got to be one of the most unhinged segments I've ever
seen. It's unbelievable. This has to be seen to be believed. This
is one of my favorite parts of the show. I was so excited after
this. I gotta be honest with you. Yeah, I was like else
to go to kick off here? That was pretty much it. So we
go back, says Chabo is talking to the powers that be. Yeah,
so you can't actually see the powers that be. He didn't want to be
on television. Russo he didn't want to be on television, and that's right.
He always said that they convinced him to be on television. He didn't
even want to do it. He just wanted to do this, which obviously
is inspired from Seinfeld. Yeah, which is you know, it's fun he
and Seinfeld. I don't know if it's supposed to be funny here. I
guess maybe sometimes it's just to be funny still. I mean this song is
funny's hot until it ends. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah,
so yeah, Chavo is talking to the powers that be, which is Russo,
and you can't see him. All you can see is uh Chavo and
the Harris Brothers. Their name is the two biggest baldest races ever back there
looking like they're in the min and black. This shit is crazy, dude.
They look look legit look like smack dasses. They look like thumbs.
They're ubsurd looking. So, Javo Guerrero won a Battle Roale last week and
he wants his reward for winning, yes, and uh yeah, he's here
for an opportunity and Russo says, oh you're not Chavo kid, right,
you did great in that Ham and Egger battle royal. He said, here's
your opportunity. So he slides on a briefcase and Chava opens it, opens
it and says, m Way, the hell's this? Russa says, yeah,
go hit the streets and make yourself a couple of bucks. Get the
hell out of my office. The son is you'll bump get out of here.
This is a dated reference I've ever seen. Go sell some Amway products.
I don't even think anyone knows what that is. Door salad ship.
Yeah, lord, dude, here's a briefcase of full of Amway. So
yeah, there it is. And there's the Powers that Be segment. This
is kind of how they all go in that regard. You either love this
or hate this. I guess I can see I can see where you would
like it. I guess like because it is inspired from something that was genuinely
and a floating head. The idea of a floating like a you know,
an anonymous power that be like an anonymous guy in charge with two big fucking
lackeys, isn't a bad idea. An anymous general manager, you say,
is a great idea. Crit No, it doesn't work. It doesn't work.
Bring you back, flashbags celebrity. I think they should have celebrities be
the jam every way John game On, Damon, you should go b So
Jim Duggan is cleaning the Powers to Be toilet because he is a janitor.
Now that's right. He says, I'll clean the Power of the Beast toilet
and that'll be the best dam of toilet in the country. I guess he
lost his job and this is his job now. Okay, yeah, So
Disco Inferno versus Rick stein You know what, Actually, Jim Duggan finds a
title in the trash can. I think he hardcore bill Yeah, yeah,
yeah, and Eric Young also does this that, and that happens for years
to come, the titles getting put in trash cans and then found. So
Disco Inferno versus Rick Steiner is up next. Disco Inferno is the Cruiserweight Champion,
by the way, TV champion right, No, no, he's Cruiserweight,
He's Cruiserweight, and Rick Steiner's TV champion. Rick Steiner's the TV Rick
Sarrs the TV champion and he gets no TV entrance. Dude, Okay,
I was misled this whole time because I thought Disco the ww TV Champion was
making his entrance for his w CW TV title defense. No right, they
had no dude, they had no hope for this fucking match. But what
it did give us was God damn Tony Marinari. Dude, the fucking and
they cooked. So we got Tony Marrinera, who is now here. Is
this the first No, it's not the first time. Second, second time
they've heard of Tony Marinera. Yes, and he is here with a bucket
of concrete, he joins commentary. He's with a bucket. For those who
don't know, Tony Marinera is Tony Mama Luke from e c W, one
of many guys that w CW was just fucking taking from ECW, just to
take them. Uh, and he's Tony Marinara. Now, no, I
think he was. I think he was. He was in W first.
I don't think that's right. I think that's right. Is that? Oh
maybe we did talk about it. You're right, I think he was a
c W first. That is which is crazy. You are right? Fucking
excuse me? Yeah, sorry, the con that he's Tony Mama. Look
at e c W. You right, I apologize. Bucket of concrete wet
concrete. Also like not hard concrete. Oh yeah, that's the same.
That was ship from the butt. What that was about, Boots bear?
Dude, that was dog ship. Tony maren Arrow commentary says, shut your
mouth. Tony Bag at Donuts talking about Shavanni says, my name is Tony
Marenara, and I'm here for my money disco. I've been carrying in my
whole life since me and Glenn were kids. Glenn by the idea of Tondy
mareniras showing up and he's his fucking money now. Dude, like eight years
old, he still watch his money bag and he's been well, I think
he's his bookie. Is what the gimmick is? Is that right? Bookie?
Yeah, because he says I told him, because later he says,
if I don't get my money, there's gonna be a problem. And I
told him he shouldn't. I didn't tell him the bet on the packers yesterday,
that's his fault. And then he brings his family in, but then
he leaves. He gets fired. That's that's right, he gets fired.
Yeah, this match has completely nothing, there's nothing, and they're cooking here
many Yeah, they got the body slam and in the German suplex. You
guy, fucking a concrete. Rick Steiner grabs the concrete bucket and it just
hits Disco on it as in the face. The ref is like, okay,
sure, yeah, So he hits one of the head with that,
and Shavannio and commentary is saying, what's the concrete for? And Bobby Heenen
says his shoes, and Tony Mariner says, you want to know what the
kroncrete's for? Ron crete? He says, it's a representation of what that
guy's doing if I don't get my money and I didn't tell him the bet
the package. Yes, so that's his faun. Shavanni and com says,
oh, oh that's what that's about. Oh fucking backers, so fucked up
backers. Steinner picks Disco up and hits him with a fucking German suplex in
the ring and wins the TV title. Fuck you, that's what I wrote
down here. Oh yeah, he has a Rick Steiner is the TV champion.
He beat the cruiser Weight champ in literal seconds. It wasn't even a
fucking match. He Germans like hit him with concrete and beat his fucking ass.
So the cruiseweight champ is a cruiserweight chump. Oh my, and then
I guess Tony mare Nero threw the concrete on disco. Okay, so Steiner
throws disco to the floor. Tony Marinard sat slapping disco around. Tony Marinard
that attempts to dump concrete on disco, but I think he's trying not to.
And it's just spilling on the fucking floor next to the ring. I
don't know what fucking happened here. Well, thankfully it was just poop.
So he just smeared around a little bit. That's good. I get a
full smear of poop. No, please, don't you have about it?
Have about a poop? Please? What's the what's the boop for? It's
for my bagel, thank you, Toddy Begott. It's for my fucking bookie.
So Scott Hall is talking to the police security and Kevin Nash walks in
with his custom suit and rainbow gimmick and dude, he pronounced as the grand
Wizard over us now Grandard Wrestling, I'm your rammager, dude, this is
crazy. Before keV walks out, Scott talking to the riot squad, say,
say listen, Kev's been partying like crazy. You're not real cops,
are you. I'm you know, I'm worried about him. You're not gonna
bust them, right, And then Nash comes out as a drug addict.
Grand Wizard, Grand Wizard, Grand Wizard. Nash says, I got your
powder to throw in his eyes. I got chloroform to knock him out,
and not tape, but little brass knuckles. You know, with me in
your corner, we can't lose. And Hall says, you know, I've
been thinking about last week, would say, and you know, I kind
of feel bad about it. Maybe we should make up with them, And
that says you want to make friends with a psycho? And All says I
think we should, And that says Hal I got a plan. Boys,
follow me. He's the Grand Wizard. Of course, he's the fucking Grand
Wizard. I found it out. By the way, Grand Wizard Ernie Roth
was in the w W Hall of Fame of nineteen ninety five. Okay,
so he's still super not relevant here. I got it, just understood.
Yeah, it's only you know, four years. You sure that's fair.
Clearly Nash was doing this every week because sky Hall says Oh, this is
what you're doing this week? Is that right? Yes? I guess he
was doing like a different gimmick every week. I said he was a different
manager every week. It was sure. Sure. So we go to the
Nitro Girls search. Me and Gene is with the Nitro girls in the ring
and they're trying them out, trying to see who's gonna get search Nitro girl's
style. And this is legitiva search with Nitro girls. Yeah, oh yeah,
that's exactly right. Ashley is from Raleigh, North Carolina, so she
should be that. One of these people was lying about where they're from,
just so you know who was it. It was fucking Stacy from Philadelphia.
Oh, man, liar, but she can't win this battle. She's from
fucking like Georgia or some shit. I don't know where she's from. Maryland.
Oh that's kind of close, liar. No, you don't need to
try to win me over. You don't try to do that or doesn't work.
Don't vote for w CW dot com or me and g says that girls
want you crank it one time for the w CW audience. It wasn't you
fucking bust it out for one time for the boys bust it down sexual style,
crank it went top for the audience. So uh, of course the
girls start cranking at one time for the audience. Uh. And then of
course everyone's favorite nitrol girl, Ac Jazz gets in the ring and tells them
to get the fuck out of the fucking ring. Dude, fuck off.
Yeah, and mean Jane says, what woa These these girls are are trying
to be natural girls and a she just says, get them out of the
ring. Get them out of the ring. Now, I'm this is I
had to write this down because this is everything here is fucking insane. She
is, by the way, so lost. Now come on, she's just
talking real. You know, Restler's not built for the reel like this.
This she would this was not written by her. She doesn't know what she's
talking about. You tell me the kmart line was not written by her.
I think I know some Rea said. Something tells me no, James,
something tells me no. She says, I'm tired of it. You nitro
girl want to be We are the nitro girls. We're the nitro girls.
You are skanks, I said, skyks beast Ac Jazz. This is verbatim
what she says, here, the last time I saw so many little arnoars
was in the household department in cave Art. What the yeah? What word
did she say there? Please tell me? You know what she said there?
I wrote down last time she saw Bobby in Kmart? Yeah? Hell
know so many Arnoars. I don't know what the fuck she was talking about.
She removed the mic from her face and then created a word out of
mid area yeah, because she was department of Kmart. I guess so she
said, how this man, how dare you think you could take our jobs,
the nitro girl's jobs? Fucking skeggs Arnoars. Acy Jazz sounds like Seth
Green robot Chicken character. It's unbelievable. Her accent, the way she just
sounds. If you put it on a Robot Chicken skit, it would sound
just fucking like it. That's a great way to put that. That's actually
unbelievable. Right, And guess who else is here? Man Spice Spice nightr
girl Spices here and she's trying to stand up for the girl. She takes
a mic and she says, Acy, what's what's wrong with you? Girl?
Those girls are not Skanksta have just as much right to be in this
ring as we do. And Acy Jazz gets her fucking ass here big time.
She says, what are you little Merry Poppins? You're here to save
the day, girl, Carnovar something shot Kmart, bitch, what's wrong with
you? I need some anfr out of here? She said, you're gonna
save the day girl, Well you get your little umbrilliant fly away like the
little which bitch that you are. You manes yes, Spices all right,
dude, Spice fires up here. I was on her side here, she
says. She said, all you know what, that's it? Ship is
on. It's on, Asy, I said, shit, bring it on.
And then then they have what I can only describe as the Nitro girls
were late to break thema Johnny Boodamn courageous asking. This is fucking crazy.
They they go at it here they start pushing each other and touch at each
other's arms, and then they stare at each other, and then they touch
each other's arms a little more. This reminds me of the Inn of Bars
and Kmart. Dude, we go to a war island. Kate mart spicey
a Acy Jazz spice it, Acy jazz. Oh my god, z carss
ship it is on. Bringing on is like top to fighting words. I'm
fucking on spices side here. This is awesome ship. It's fucking tremendous.
Awkwardly push each other for an eternity and then he had to get She said,
get the funk out of here. All I got you. Yeah,
I'm going to the other I'm some wars. The other Nightro girls come out
to break it up. The crowd is booing actively and then it ends,
sorry about Dad storm, it's all the storm. Yeah. The rest of
the girls, Yeah, see you. They say, come here, it's
a nitro girl part. My god, laughing, I swear they are course
yeah, absolutely yeah they are. That is unbelievable. So he go backstage.
Uh Tony Shavani actually throws it to the backstage, which is even crazier.
He does. He says, let's take it to the back, and
we go to the back and Kimberly is being chased for her life by David
Flair Jack Nicholson style. Dad niggles into shining dude. She's standing behind like
a pillar and she has a pipe in her hand and then David Flair,
you could see him in the back kind of blurry, he like Bigfoot,
and he's walking around in the room and then she accidentally drops the pipe and
he goes h and David Flair starts a limb towards her, and then we
go back to commentary and Shevanni and Heena are looking at each other and Schevanni
says, he fucking remember that shining with you know, Jack Nicholson, And
yeah, anyway, tonight it's Goldberg's standing on the top of the hour.
It's even crazier later on in the entrance for it, when Kimberly comes out
for the entrance because they really laid off the thick there. He actually says
that, like Freddy Krueger's oh Jack Nicholson or something out of here with the
fuck? Why did he just throw it to this like this is normal?
And then they throw it back. It's like, oh, all right,
yeah, you're right. I don't I don't understand. Anyways, Goldberg versus
staying one on one later tonight, dude, legit, remember remember the shining
Anyway, Goldberger's sting top of the hour, Sevanni says, the I quit
match with Goldberger. Sivishes is signed for mayhem and then random music starts playing
and Shavanni is very confused. He he he knew to throw to Kimberly being
harassed by David Flair, but did not know this next segment for a debut
that was by the man that's coming out was planned for this show is coming
out, and Johanna says, well, we're supposed to go to break what
is this? It goes from AC Jazz and Spice to Jack Nicholson seven.
They are fucking cooking here, dude, they are cooking. Man. The
lights go out, Oh my, and you hear fear me you will,
but the fuckar me you will? You will? So yeah, man.
It cuts to the stage and there he is. There he mothering is.
You can see the light's coming from the stage and you can see a figure.
There's smoke on the ground. He starts to levitate, then he starts
to float to the ring and I dude, I'll be honest with you,
man, and I'm not joking. If if this entrance happened at WrestleMania,
people would say this is the greatest thing they've ever seen in their lives because
the ship, the ship. When he's like just a shadow with the it's
cool smoke and the light, the floating, it is as shit. You're
a shot of him floating over the camera was awesome. They upskirt shot dustin.
Dude, fucking nuts. Here's seven dude, it's even nuts. It's
more nuts because they zoom in on his face. Tony Shavanni and Bobby are
watching the fucking Who the fuck is this? It's fun. Dust and Roads
did even on commentary they say, this is a man we've seen so much
about and he says, yeah, in the in the window with the kid?
What what? Yeah? Because for for weeks leading up to this,
that was all you saw of this guy. There was a kid in a
bedroom and he was stalking a child, right, is what it was.
Well, he wasn't stalking the child. They ever said he was stalking the
child. He was outside of a child's window at night staring at him.
Yeah, but I don't think they okay, just making sure. It's the
amplications that gets you every time. They always get you. Deevin Flayer should
talk to this guy. Yeah so, uh, they say on commentary they
don't know what his name is. They look him right in the fucking face
as he is dusting fucking roads and say, who the fuck is this?
Who is this dude? Like I said, this entrance is awesome. He
floats. He floats over the ropes too. It shot so well. It's
so dark that it doesn't look like he's like bunged out here. It just
looks like he's floating. I wrote down, if this happened today, this
would be the most requested think in w B game's history, and then I
wrote this also should have been Mornecai Undertaker, the long One. If he
did this entrance, he would have lasted longer. He would not have to.
It doesn't help you, though, because the way the music is played
is like kind of soft, and then you can hear people like laughing in
the crowd. Do you do here? The other say what the fuck is
this ship? So smoke is going nuts in seven we don't know his name.
Seven is the mic and he says, cut the music now, yeah,
yeah, the lights on it. He's ah, you're staring at a
guy and he's super white, face paint red under his eyes, hat jacket
and he has a lot of shit to say here. It's actually one of
It's funny because, like we've talked about this so much at this point,
we've never watched this episode. Yeah, but there's so much of this that
we say so regularly that it's insane. This is like one of my favorite
promos ever. I think there's more that I didn't even realize. He says
in this promo too. I want everybody here to take a good long look
at everything I'm in. I left the World Wrestling Federation for gimmicks like this
gold Burg. Oh shit. For those who don't know, I was gold
dust and gold dust sucked. Gold Dust nearly ruined my wrestling career. I
wanted to come back to ww because this is home for me, and I
wanted to just be me, just me. I just wanted to be me
again, of course, and the Powers that Be came to me and said
dustin. Dustin sucks. He said, dust it sucks. It's boring.
So I stand before you. Oh, my new name is seven by the
way. Seven yeah sidefeld reference right, he want to name his kids seven?
It might is seven by the way. And they dressed me up as
Uncle Fester to play trick or tree all year long. Powers that Be,
you could take gold dust and shove it up your ass. Holy shit,
if you take this silly little thing seven and shove it up your ass.
Oh shit, and you could kiss my ass. Yeah. Fuck this company,
fuck this ship, this damn god damn it. Thank you for the
glitches, though, I appreciate that. That was cool, very well done.
Dude, What what I don't cause so I have, Like I said,
I know this promo, but I don't remember the hat coming off.
So him standing there, bald, super white and cutting this promo is fucking
so funny. Camera is super hard on his face too, like super hard
on his fucking face. Here, he's it's sad. My dad Dusty has
called me and they fired him and kicked him to the curb like a piece
of shit. Sho fired by the way, Yeah that's a piece of ship.
He did fire him and Sonyon get the fuck understand it for Sonnyoto and
he says that he promises to make the powers that be w C W N
T N t's lives a living hill. Oh shit, Well you just disrespected
me for the last time. God damn it. You will never forget the
name Dustin Rhodes. Geez something gold dust. You never forget the name of
Dustin Rhodes. Jack Nagles in, Oh, Freddy Krueger and dude, he
starts to take the jacket off and you see a glimpse of his wrestling outfit
and then it cuts away. He's got the morning guy you're on. It's
like purple lightning bolts or something. I couldn't get a good look. You
get the little thing on. I bet you his little seat through in the
front too. Yeah, he probably at his cock. Probably kid in the
window for gold dust. You can take that shop. Dude, Where do
you think the kid in the window thing was gonna go? Where did think
any of this was gonna go? Or do you think it was always this?
No? I feel like you probably wasn't always this. Like I'm sure
they had something that he watched a movie of and he said, damn,
this would be cool. Yeah, and then Vince Versus said no, never
mind, you're Dustin probably said hmm man, Uh, yeah, I don't
really want to be a child predator on TV. Oh here we go,
uh, filming several vignettes for a fantastical face painted character named seven. These
vignettes contained ominous footage of roads and full makeup standing outside a child's bedroom window.
The gimmick was reported have been based on the Strangers from the nineteen ninety
eight film Dark City. Oh. The character was dropped after Turners City City
gold Dust. It's seven, It's a fat, bald, white headed man.
It's a black rain. That would be awesome. The character was dropped
after Turner's Standards and Practices express concern that this game could be misinterpreted as a
child abductor. Oh yeah, and then Dustin did the promo in a work
shoot, and then he comes back as the American Nightmare Dustin Rhodes. Well,
he was going to do this gimmick, just everybody knows he was,
which would have been crazy. Yeah. Sure, Sting is walking to the
ring, by the way, is he that's it? Kimberly is hiding behind
Yeah, Sting's walking the ring anyways. Kimberly is backstage hiding behind a copy
machine as David Blair is shouting, Kimberly, don't you want to play with
me anymore? Yes? She's hot? How a fucking fax machine? Anyway?
Uh? Fucking National haller on Sid's locker room door. Anyone where is
Doug fucking Dylan jee? Steing is longer the ring. Kimberly is hiding for
a life for David Flair. Kevin Dass Dresso is the grid Wizard anyways.
Yeah, DDP is hurt, he's injured, he got okay, so he
just can't show up. No, not for his wife. Why did she
not stay home because she hits She probably felt guilty because she hit David Flair
with her car. Oh didn't she say? The powers that be want to
see her? Is that why she's here? They say that at the top,
right, Yeah, because they couldn't see her until she overcame this David
Flair situation. Sure, okay. The powers of the said, please don't
bring him in here. Yeah, don't drive a car in here, please.
So Kevin National Scott horror with police at sid Visius's locker room door,
and uh, they said, said, we have an offer you can refuse.
We have the police are here. So TP tells Elizabeth that he has
a very good idea. We're gonna go do that idea. Thank you for
telling me that. Yeah, I have a really good idea of how we
can make this up. This thing. Let's this is gonna be good.
Let's go. Okay, they couldn't just do it. Imagine having to Oh
my god, imagine getting these guys together and being like, we have one
fucking take to do this. We have not this up. It's it's seven
seconds long. So now we have in the middle. We're in like the
middle of the We're in the middle. This is the top of the hour,
in the one hour into the show. Well, they got to compete
with Raw you know, Rogers started. Now I think, holy fuck,
all right, Well it's Sting versus Goldberg. Yes, okay, Sting purchases
the whole show. This should be a huge fucking match. This should be
like the Super Main. This should be on a pay per view. You
should be charging me sixty dollars to see this. Correct is it's a big
fucking deal. And they've piped it up the whole show. They said top
of the hour, you're getting Sting versus Goldberg. They showed him working out,
they showed him walking. This is the match. They do full entrances
here. Goldberg's entrance is five minutes on its own. Goldberg's entrance is longer
than the match. Maybe it's they want people to tune in. They're like,
maybe just take a little bit longer so we can make sure people tune
in. Yeah, tune it. You know, they'll tune in fucking nine
oh two. If I tuned in and saw what happened to this match,
I would never watch the show. Fuck over what happens after it. So
they've given up at this point on making stuff, Marquee, at this point,
we're gonna take the biggest and best that we got and they're gonna face
you other regularly, and the match is gonna stink, and we're gonna blow
the finish and we're just gonna move on. As long as they're tuning in,
I don't care what happens. That's we're so far past making stuff,
Markie at this point. So the match nothing happens, No, dude,
they they literally lock up. They do a sleeper the whole match, Yeah,
lock up, back in the rope mid section. Kick Stein gets a
sleeper. That's the match, that's the fucking whole match in its entirety.
So Stein gets a sleeper on Goldberg, TP and Elizabeth come down to the
ring because they had a GOODEA. I don't know if you guys saw that
earlier, but he this. Have you seen this? They bump the ref,
Elizabeth and TP go to mace them. Goldberg and Sting bumped the ref
in the sleeper right, Goldberg does yes right with his as Elizabeth and TP
go to mace them on the ropes, but don't do it. I certain
it was on the wrong side. Yeah, I assume that it was here.
So they move around to hard ka literally the entire spot over to hardcam.
Dude legited, probably was Sting looking up and say not fucking here the
other side hardcam, other side jackcams. So they go over there to the
other side, do the same thing again, and they may Sting in the
face. They say, was that on purpose? It could not have been
more on purpose if they tried in a million times. Sting has Goldberg leaning
on the middle rope. Here, it's a close up shot of this happening.
You could see Luger pulling her hand up to put it right into Sting's
eyes. She couldn't get this pop off. Yeah, so he has to
do it Spray's thing in the eyes. He gets fucked up Goldberg's spears.
Sting stares at him, says all right, picks him up, hits the
jackhammer and wins. And then after this big fucking marquee match World title Tournament
implications we immediately go backstage because who gives a fuck? That was Goldberg versus
Tin Stilling Goldber to the biggest stars of the fucking company. Who gives a
shit, dude. They cut the back. They cut away so immediately that
I almost think something went wrong, Like that's how quick they cut away.
Nothing went wrong, but they get away so immediately that I think something went
wrong. What happened was and here I'll tell you, James what went wrong.
Goldberg and Sting went over their time. We had to go backstage minute.
They fucked up the mace spot and added on thirty seconds and we had
to quickly go backstage. And you know when we go back to Stays too,
Dude, the Grand Wizard, it's gone, Hey, I'm a Grand
Wizard. I'm the Grand fucking Wizard. Everybody. The Grand Wizard is talking
to Sid Vicious Dell, who is now outside of his door. Dude,
it's Sid Shirtless, Scott Hall, the Grand fucking Wizard. Kevin Nash Riot
Squad, and Kevin Nash says said, I'm the Wizard. We know that's
the Grand Wizard. Oh my god, dude, They've explained it every every
time he shows up on screen. They've explained he's the grand fucking Wizard.
I don't if you tuned in, if you tuned in, you know you
could you tune in at nine o'clock you see Stein Goldberger two and a half
fucked up Mace spot and now the grand fucking Wizard is here. Lee,
you know what you did? You know? Did Holly fu? What did
I do? They don't explain it? See, yeah, all right,
Nasha said, I'm a ground wizard and I'm in charge of everything. How
how when was that explained? He says, I'm a sharper's attack, you
see, and as a jester, tonight, we'll give me two security guards
and in case Goldberg gets a little crazy. And Hall says, you know,
it's a peace offering from the outsiders. I get it. I fucking
didn't. Well. Rick Steiner walks in and he says, Hi, what
the hell is going on here? On? But I make time for me
or I'm fucking I'm out of here, and he walked the way. All
right, legit, I hear you. That's all it was. So yeah,
anyways, Elizabeth, the DP rubb ass Jim Duggan who is mopping the
floor, and they steal the wet floor sign. Yeah, Luger said,
a TP says, Hey, Jim, I'm gonna have me back in the
company. You missed a spot right there, and yeah, Luger tiptoes around
the corner, steals a caution side behind Duggan's back, and then he tiptoes
away. Anyway, we're still backstage, Kimberly, what's crazy about this?
Like you were talking about like pre tapes, but you thought that these probably
were live. They probably like eight different cameramen around the arena. Something have
to tap Tony, but definitely something wet floor one. But the Grand Thing
might not be I don't They probably assigned people to people. There's probably a
cameraman that never left National Hall side. You're TP doll, you're right,
wow, oh my because all the backs oh my god, yeah, legit,
all the backstage segments revolve around three pairs and they probably just kept guys
on him the whole night. Yeah wow. And that's and that's given if
they didn't do pre tapes, right, so you have time they know what's
going on on the show. You think they played pre taps. I don't
think, no way. And they didn't know they were doing this Grand wizard
thing until national I'm doing this. I thought tonight, I'm gonna be the
brand wizard, all right, So you know, Kimberly comes up to a
w c W security guard who is facing the opposite direction of her with beanie
and asks for help, and then she touches him on the shoulder and he
takes the beanie off, because that's what you do when you turn around,
take the beanie off. Doors. And it is David Flair. Dude,
big reveal, big fucking reveal. Yeah, she said, security, Oh,
take got your hair. This lunatic chasing after me. I don't know
what he's gonna do. Then he, as James said, he turns around,
beanie off, and he says, I know exactly what he's gonna do.
And she goes and runs away. What is this? Jack Nicholson,
Freddy Krusen shining too. I just need your insurance card. Please? Do
you hit me with the car? You just I just need your indurts.
Yeah, well, anyway, we're gonna stay backstage. Yeah why not,
I mean we're already cooking. Mike Today interviews Vampiro in The Misfits. I
don't remember growing up thinking this, but wow, Vampiro is a shitty,
shitty promo. No, he's one of the best, man, he says,
Dude, Vampiro, what's the deal with this shit man? You are
misfits? He said. This is a lifestyle, you know, kids getting
picked on. This is a lifestyle at school getting picked on. Dude,
Vampiro would fit in with the brood with how bad his promo is. Yeah,
you're right top top of the line. You probably take over, he
says. As far as Buff Baggles concerned, he better pay attention because Berlin
found out last week that uh he that uh he legit says it like that
that uh evil has a place in WCW. And the Nightmary is just beginning.
And here we are knocking on the door Vampiro, the misfits, Berlin
and the wall. This is an angle and Buff Bagwell, Buff Bagwell.
So yeah, we go to Buff Bagwell versus Vanpiro up next World title tournament
match. Again, Buff Bagwell makes his entrance and then Buff, a misfit
stands in the ramp. Yeah, just stames in front of him and he
taunds him, and then Buff shoves him and then all of the misfits jump.
Uff Bagwell. Dude, this is super disrespectful. The Misfits stompuff Bagwell
out while his music is still playing. Yeah, he stopping his funds said
all you can't do this, dim con. Yeah, so uh you get
in the ring here. Uh. Vampiro hits a spinkick on Buff Bagwell,
and then the Misfits get on the apron and distract Buff as Vampiro hits a
missile drop kick, and now Berlin is here. Berlin is here, The
Wall is also here. Berlin with his sideburns in air? What the fuck
is that? Look? Mok with little sideburds. Berlin and the Wall are
feuding with the Misfits over being misfits? Is that right? Is that what
this is? Like? Who can be the creepier? It seems like it
you think they would like, like I don't know, they'd probably feud with
the Revolution or something over being like I don't know, just together yeah,
or like you know, just feud with a face team that's like normal or
something. This is like the brood breaking up. I think that's what this
feels like. Fucked up, dude, it's Berlin is here. He hits
Vampiro with chains wrapped around the knuckles and then Buffett's the Blockbuster and wins.
Yeah uh. And then the Misfits get in the ring to stop Berlin from
attacking Vampiro, and the Wall is here and he fucks them all up.
Now the Wall is evil, Creative Control or good guy is now the bodyguard.
Dude, he dresses just like them. Yeah, you're right, Well
that's his gimmick. He's the bodyguard, okay, of Berlin, of Berlin,
he's the bodyguard. Okay, this should just call him the wall.
I just want kept going on the wall. What is Does he not have
a name here? Is he not the Wall? No, he's the body
He's the bodyguard here. That's his way. What Yeah, he's the body
wall? Yeah oh I thought he was the wall here. Oh no,
he's the body Oh wow. Okay yeah, and you're right in Creative Control
is now here and they kick Berlin's ass and the bodyguard is confused. He
said, what are my brothers doing? Well? Backstage, TP is now
laying on the bathroom floor with the wet floor sign that he stole earlier.
He's I blew out my fucking knee, my knee, he said, Liz,
help EMTs train or something. He went all out though, so it's
not only wet floor sign, but he's also laying in piss. I don't
know why he actually had to go to the full leg. Here he's laying
in wet ship Peter Griffin style, holding his what the well? We go
to commercial, we come back. He's on a gurneye now with Liz and
the EMTs. Yeah, TP says, oh, what is it? A
cl M C L both MC else and one of the empt says, oh,
mister package, which is fucking tremendous, mister package. We can't find
anything wrong with your knee, and Lucas says, can you believe this?
Give me to a doctor. I need some medication. A true worker right
there, brother, So we get Perry Saturn versus Brett Hart up next.
I was excited for this as well. A fool, A fool, I
am. Yeah, actually right down here, Perry Saturn versus sounds like a
great match, but goddamn I know it won't be well. Thankfully, on
commentary, we got the fucked job. He really did make this match a
lot better. He was the best part of this. Yeah, he joins
commentary, and Geovanni says, well, Shane Douglas is here. He has
a microphone. Oh your MIC's not on, and Shane says, you've been
behind this, Shavanni. I've known for day one, which is trendous.
So Saturn is out here with Asia and Shane, like you said, Shane
doug Is on commentary. We start the match, and I thought, I
was like, okay, Brett's working over his arm. I said, holy
shit, or we're gonna get an actual match on this show. I can't
believe my eyes. Brett starts to work over Saturn's arm. He keeps control
early. Saturn then hits a line out of the hip toss and a springboard
legalariat to take over. That was cool. It was cool. Yeah,
And they mentioned on commentary that Brett's leg is fucked up, so Saturn starts
working Brett's leg. I said, holy fucking shit, I can't believe my
eyes. This is wrestling, Tony Shavanni. That cuts over to show me
franchise. Tony Shovanni and Bobby Heenan on commentary. Tony Shavanni is sitting cross
Lego commentary, chilling big Style middle of the show, having a good time.
Saturn goes for a springboard moon salt but misses. Brett takes back over.
Brett hits his classics your Russian leg sweep. Have we talked about this
before? I think we talked about his moves, but I'll always talk about
him. His Russian leg sweep is so cool. I don't no one cups
the face like he does on them. No, it actually looks like he
hits a move on him. It's the other time. This looks like I'm
taking a bump with you, just falling with him. Yeah, exactly,
Yeah, you're right. And he hits the backbreaker that always looks good.
Not a lot of people can do it like him on the back record either,
and then he second round elbow. Dude, fucking nails that ship,
hits him right in the fucking head with it. Yeah, that shit was
awesome. And then Asia comes up on the apron as Brett is pinning Saturn
and the ref doesn't even see it at all. She why why does he
not give a fuck? Brett actually has to point to the rest. Oh
my god, this is horrible. This is horrible. Brett is in the
pin one two, Hey, what is that? What is that? He
puts her? He gets them off the pin goes, what is that?
What is that Saturn did not kick out? By the way, No,
all the ref goes and talks to Asia and while this is happening, Shane
Douglas comes in and hits Brett with his cast, which I always love that.
That's a wrestling trope that I don't know if I don't know the last
time I've seen that, somebody like breaks their arm and they have a you
know, a cast and they use it as he tries to use it.
Yeah, I don't think that. I don't know. Some time they get
the soft cast. Now he had a fucking ninety degree cast. Maybe they
don't even do those anymore. Maybe that's why. But yeah, dude,
the fucking kickout thing was insane, Like legit, the ref ruined that whole
thing. Look like Brett's face is crazal. It was a three. He
probably counted three, Yeah he did. So. Douglas goes back to commentary
after he hits him with the cast, says, so I had to take
a caller on here, fuchs Uh. In the ring, Perry Saturn has
the death valley driver. Brett Hart kicked out at two and franchise no,
no, no. When I slunk out. That was awesome. Brett Hart
then hits a cross body for a two, and like, this match is
good. This is the best match on the show. Fucking bar No.
At this point, cross body for a two. Malinko runs down, he's
putting the boots to Brett. Chris bin War runs down. Now ben Wa
Malinko is slugging it out, dude. Jane Douggles said, look out,
Dean, it's ben Wall No, no Bena. His selling is so big.
Ben Wa tax milinkle the brawl. Saturn dives over the top and lands
on both Malinko and ba Wah. Then he gets on the apron sunsets Brett.
Brett rolls through sharpshooter and Douglas got out. Yeah, dude, this
was awesome. This was I mean, that's this. It should have urgency.
It's in the tournament. It's a WCW heavyweight title tournament. This was
definitely best match on the show, but it was still like, what the
fuck like, it's still fucking a bunch of bullshit in it. No,
No, that was awesome. This is the deadline. Thank god, there
was a good match on this show. Match of the evening. Thank you
guys so much. Parry Sader much respect another w So, uh we go
we cut immediately backstage Kimberly, Yeah, because who gives a fuck about this
tournament? Right, guys, we have twenty more matches and ten hours left.
Come on, So Kimberly tells Creative Control, Uh, this is the
Harris Brothers that she needs to see the powers that be. She is begging
for someone to help her, please, I'm in a lot of trouble here.
Let me go in there and do my business. And they say they're
not ready for you. Wait your turn like everybody else. And she says,
I'm in trouble. They say, get your sweet ass out of here,
all right. Yes, So anyways, the Grand Wizard and Scott Hallard
chilling on the couch. Fucking situation was there? Seriously, anybody, It's
just David Flairy's fucking weird whatever on this like, you don't gotta worry about
him. He's a fucking freak. Kevin Nash is sitting there, uh,
with this whole gimmick on, and yes, crazy, he says. He
asks the police for an envelope and they hand him an envelope and this is
actually nuts. I can't believe they did this. This is fucking creed.
Do you want me to do you? Okay? Medically sealed in the manager
in the front porch of funking Wagnall since two o'clock this afternoon. He puts
it up, the envelope up to his head and he says, the answer
is three sixteen and he opens it up and he says the number of times
the Undertaker has worked the Paperyman event went Austin, what the fuck? Please?
W Yeah, dude, why are you watching that? I mean they're
already said here the Undertaker's made event suck. So that's good on them.
They were right, Yeah, seven had more made events left in them.
I'll tell you that. That's also you're gonna took it over for him.
I think you're right and dude even better. They both laugh. Hall says,
has there really been that many times? And That's says, yeah,
where you been? Hall says drunk for an entire year? Bro? Yeah?
No. Ship. So we go to uh Booker t Town Hall.
Uh, I just want to make sure everyone understands this was not supposed to
happen. Uh no, No, that's why they keep saying this was not
supposed to happen because Stevie Ray has been suspended by the powers that be.
Oh, hold on, don't uh, don't miss By the way, Luger
was in a wheelchair backstage. Don't miss that. Sorry, was in a
wheelchair backstage. And he says, I can't believe this. My my knee
is killing me. Oh my gosh, I need some ice anyway, Doctor
Pepford needs to check on me, now, Doctor Pepper. So we go
to Booker t town hall and Stevie Ray has been suspended by the powers that
be and Booker wants to talk to Creative Control and Jeff Jarrett Booker looks good
here, by the way he does, he always looks good. He's in
good shape. All yeah, man, looks great on my fucking video.
There's like a TV feed fuck up in the middle of this promo. Okay.
I was like, is there like a fucking hacker segment about to happen
here? But no, it's a scuffed master copy that they got here.
Yeah, and then Booker says, you get your three punk asses down here.
Yeah, pretty much. He says, uh, get your asses out
here, and uh, you know, fucking or Booker T can unbutton his
sleeve like this, and Booker can walk up that aisle, come in the
back, slap you in the face, Jeff Jarrett, drag you two want
to be bosses out here and kick your ass right here in front of the
world. This was an awesome line, he says. Second thing is credit
of control. You have the nerve to suspend my brother, I'll tell you
like this, I'll suspend your damn life. Is that credit of control?
Jarrett? Get down right now. Let's take it all good old fashioned Harlem
street fight. And that's the whole damn deal. Another line that should have
got over. Yeah, a lot of them, man, and honestly,
all of them should have got over. And here comes Jeff Jarrett with his
pattent theme. So Jared and Creative Control come out here. Uh. And
then Jarrett goes to commentary and Creative Control fights Booker t in the Harlem street
fight in the ring. This is a match looks like it. I don't
know. Was there a ref They kicked Booker's ass and they beat the fuck
out of them. Yeah. Jareded then walks in with a guitar and he's
his ass kicked. Yeah, he's sitting He's standing there looking at Booker.
He has a guitar wound up, and then a woman runs in the ring
and commentarysus, who the hell is this? She's in gear? Yeah,
who's his wrestler? She I don't know who the fight this is? And
Jeff Jared, who earlier said this is not WWF. Would you not attack
women here, dude, Jeff Jarrett. She punches Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett
turns her ass around and obliterates her with his guitar, sing fucking badly.
I was like, wow, welcome to your business. Good lord. Legit
one of the most like maybe the hardest guitar shot I've ever seen. Obliterated
the guitar. She fell like a sack of rocks on the ground there and
she dies. Yeah, wow, that was nuts. And on her debut.
Yeah, we actually later learned that this is Midnight. Of course,
that joins Harlem heat and Booker T. What is the do we know the
like what her association with him was? I don't know. Oh, okay,
she was the storyline sibling of Booker T and Stevie Ray. I don't
know if I ever knew that part. Oh no, I don't know if
I knew that's what Wikipedia says. Yeah, okay, wow, Well she
got fucking destroyed by that guitar. She got annihilated. And then not only
that, Jarrett, after annihilating her with the guitar, climbs up onto the
rope, does his peace sign taunt, then just fucking crazy style reaches down
and grabs his dicking balls and shakes it at the crowd ship. Dude,
I let me say this about this. The guitar shot is one of the
best wrestling tropes has ever existed. So I cannot fucking believe that Jarrett hasn't
passed that down to somebody. This is going to be a lost art.
This is like, this is gonna be a lost art, Like, who
the fuck is gonna do this? I guess Elias was doing it right,
and then he got fired. I don't was he doing it. I think
he was saying people guitars like this though, like Jared. Don't know how
Jared knew how to gimmick the guitars. No, I don't think it was
as often either, Like it probably wasn't a head shot, right, I
don't shots. Yeah, I guess they don't do headshots. That's why I
was wondering if they even did it and he hit Jeff Jarrett with it's all
back shots. Yeah, fuck that ship. I need somebody to obliterate head
shots with guitars. And this guy looked like this. And you know what,
Philip was some powder too? Nw Jack style, dude makes it?
Is that powder? Right? Yes? It did that powder? I think
it did, but not as much as Nu Jack's. Dude just filled the
whole building that was coking there. So we gotta got to cut away immediately
go to de Malinko and Asia and Ray and Tory walking to the ring.
Fucking needed that anyway. Here's Nash Hall talking to the riot squad tested the
batads. Nash is testing their fucking night sticks. Why do we need to
see? This? Shows the powderies as you see this, dude, did
you I don't know if you notice the powder is gold Bond. It is
gold Bond, dude. It was fucking fired up Gold's bass shouts out to
Goldbond boys out there. You understand if you don't know, If you don't
know, you're never gonna know. Want to show you. Yeah, So
we go backstage and mike down like the guitar. Yeah it has to if
you're not talking to see a you never know, that's true. Pray actually
the only one that will pass it down. Still. Yeah, So we
go to the backstage segment. Mike Today talks to TP and he says,
you know you have to face said tonight, and he's looking at him as
he's in a wheelchair with ice on his leg. Yeah's you know you got
a few a few minutes, he says, By the way, you're gonna
be facing said vicious, and TP said, you gotta be kidding me,
yo, Well, well you stick to what you know, you know,
do this injury. I've I've been on a cell phone with my surgeon and
until I get an MRI, I I'm not competing the night I And then
he says, I hate to disappoint the fans, but they won't see this
match. And Today says, well, let me inform you. Fuck you
first, fucking bitch, fuck you. I just talked to the thoughts the
b and they said, if you don't compete, you're out of the tournament.
And Luber looks at Liza. He says, what the fuck are my
manager? What I fuck do I do? Well, that's a good fucking
point, and uh, we'll cut away. Immediately from Dak because we got
a right Junior and Tory Wilson versus Dean Malinko in Asia. Yeah, this
is uh. I forgot that this was happening. This feels like four thousand
years ago by this. Eight weeks of wrestling so far tonight and we're the
whole year. We got goddamn forty matches left in eighty. I haven't talked
about, you know, six main events. Man, dude, I totally
forgot about this match, like you just brought up and I was like,
holy shit, that was how we started off this show. This is the
longest most bullshes show I've ever been through. Ever. We batched a lot
show. I forgot about the Tory Wilson hat. You know it was.
It was a good show at that point. Yeah. Tory to start this
match tries to take her pants off and has to be stopped by Rayisterio and
she's very confused by this, and the Malinko jumps right from behind and starts
stopping out his injured knee. Okay, so Malinko attacks and you're right,
and then Asia comes over and handcuffs Tory to the turn buckle. She's very
easily by the way, handcuffs her and that's the fucking match, man,
Like, it's just them versus Ray. Yeah, she's handcuffed there. She
obviously was gonna be a big part of the match, and they took her
out. Asia stalling Suplex's rain, does the Jericho pin for two. Uh,
they do a double elbow for two. H. Ray eventually counters the
move, throws Malinco into Asia, who bumps over the top rope, which
was a crazy spot, goes to Broncho Buster, Malinko pulls it out of
the way and they cross right in the ring post. They're not calling it
the face full oft stuff anymore. No, it's just Bronco Buster. Yeah,
yeah, just straight up because well w Is Good did and you should
watch it. Tune in Xbox, probably doing the Bronco Buster on the other
channel. Oh fuck, I mean he's worried here like ninety times. Yeah,
probably he got damn h and Dean puts Ray in the clover leaf and
that's that's the fucking match and he wins. Uh. The Filthy Animals were
banned from ringside, so they come in after the bell rings revolution was too
okay, everyone was spanned then, Yeah, and they helped Ray and uncuffed.
Tory and saturn En Franchise are waiting at the top of the ramp the
High five Malinko in Asia. Filthy animals have bolt cutters and they cut her
out of the cuffs, of course, And none of this matters because Sid
is walking through the ring with the police security. Oh he's shit. But
before that, Kimberly's in his shower. None of that matters either, because
Kimberly is backstage crying now because he's been chased to death by Rick Blair's son.
I was very confused by this, even more so than usual, because
yes, she's in the shower room, she's crying because, as James said,
it's been chased for over an hour now, David fucking Flair, Yeah,
for weeks, it feels like, yeah, And then you can hear
the sound of running water and I said, oh, dude, this is
fucked. He's gonna come out like naked or something. Get you. It
always gets you. And then David Flair just walks around a corner with the
crowbar. It's his Hey, Kimberly, kind of like deja vu, isn't
it? But his time it's gonna be more than a spanking. What the
fuck Where is anybody? What the fuck is going like? This is horrible,
horrible stuff. Yep, it's just like Jack Nicholson or Freddy Ko.
Maybe it's kind of like seven from Dark City my fucking career. Hell yeah,
nearly dust. It sucks anyway, it sucks. That don't matter.
We're moving, it said Vicious versus TP. Okay, that's good, gotta
keep going. So TP comes out in a wheelchair and has a microphone,
and he says that he will go to the hospital and get an mri I
so he can't wrestle tonight, but he will wrestle next week, and of
course he'll wrestle in the tournament match next week because he's not out of the
tournament, right guys, of course, and Sid is on. I don't
know what side of this it is on. I don't know if he's I'm
assuming he's not on Luger's side, but he's also still a heel. He
probably doesn't know what's going on. He probably doesn't know that that's right.
So behind him, as he's cutting this promo, the entrance way opens up
and Sting comes from the entrance way. He grabs Elizabeth and pushes her towards
the ramp, and I guess her momentum just kept her walking, couldn't stop.
He puts up the figure says still say a word, and so she
cuts her mouth. Yeah, and she's like, oh, just you go,
I'll go to Beck. She yeah, she's out of there. And
then Stanton grabs the wheelchair, wheels it down the ramp, dumps Luger on
the floor, throws him into the guardrail, then throws Luger into the ring,
and then the bell rings. This match is happening, Yeah, the
bell rings. You know, he's got a fucked up M C L A
C L combined and Elizabeth. So, Elizabeth actually comes back down here,
Ye, stands in front of Luger. Oh, Sid is fucking Luger up,
by the way. He's throwing stuff, he's stopping him out of the
corr. He's punching him in the head. He doesn't give a fuck.
He wants to win this match. Yeah, it's the adrenaline, the you
know, it's the adrenaline. Sure, yeah, So Sid turns the tables.
Elizabeth stands in front of Luger and very very nicely, Sid moves her
out of the fucking way. The crowd wanted him to punch her in the
head. They did very badly, and then he starts beating the ship out
of Luger. More doesn't matter, doesn't fucking matter. Tell me when did
the riot squad get out there? Did they come out with Sid? They
did come out with Sid, right, okay, because he had him backstage
walking with him. Ye, I thought so too, But in my mind,
I don't remember them coming out with him. I didn't. I don't
think I saw him in the entrance, but they might have like just been
like late, or because they the only time you see them is in my
mind, maybe I just fucking blanked it. Because this is a long fucking
show. The only time you see them is when Goldberg comes out. Oh
yeah, right, yeah, you're right. Yeah, but they definitely say
they're for said though, yes, well that's the implication. But I always
get you. Oh, it always gets you. Answered. So Goldberg runs
out, The riot squad moves out of the way, and they let Goldberg
in the ring because the fix is in. The fix is fucking it and
always always in. And Goldberg spears, said vicious, and he helps Luger
up and he spears, dude, yeah, Luder is like begging off,
He's trying to get some help, and then yeah, Goldberg just fucking picks
him up and spears him, who kills him with it, by the way,
which is tremendous. So anyways, that doesn't matter. We go to
Brian Knobbs versus Damn BI match number ten. By the way, just let
you know match number ten. I can't believe I'm still watching this fucking show.
I have seen Brian Knobbs twice tonight, which is more than I've seen
him in the past, Like twenty weeks is pissing me the fu twenty years
more than you ever need to see him at all. Norman Smiley is on
commentary for this. By the way, I don't know if you heard this
because the ring announcing is very faint, but this is a false count anywhere
match where the winner will face Norman Smiley at Mayhem for the hardcore title,
I believe, for the hardcare This is also a tournament match. No,
just a hardcore match, just falls cut anywhere metch Yeah, okay, all
right, well they fight to the back. Well, I do want to
point out that they do push out a big surge can filled with trash cans.
Jimmy Harden is also here. It's also something you need to know and
it is a great sponsor. And Norman Smiley is on commentary, no headset,
just a mic and I was like, oh, that's weird. Maybe
they were really having headset problems, but no, it's actually because Norman Smiley
has to follow the action to the back when they fight to the back.
The match to start with Jimmy Hart grabbing Bam BAM's leg as he gets on
the apron and knobs not only braining him with a trash can, but then
throwing the surge can on top of him from the fucking ring to the floor,
which is the way I thought that Norman's I thought. I was like,
wow, this is so smart to have normous Miley call the action you
can't see and I'm like, wait, mant they could see this the commentary
still calling the match. Yeah, they called the whole thing was so much
so James. At one point Shavanni says, hey, Norman, well you
can call the action, but he doesn't have a headset on, he can't
hear, so yeah, they fights at the back. Norman Smiley follows him
with the microphone which is actually awesome. Yeah, it is cool. They're
fighting in the back there. Knob sits Bambam with a chair. Knobs find
the table and sets it up the long way against the pillar, then throws
Bam Bam through it. Then Knobs turns around to go after Norman, and
Norman says, ah yea yea yey, hey, hey, I'm just commentating
here. Bam Bam pushes Brian Knobs into a basketball who backboard and then hits
him, goes in him with a trash can, and then Jimmy Hart takes
liberties and starts just fucking wailing on Bam Bam in the back of the trash
can lid repeatedly until Bam Bam shit hands up into a fucking what was it?
A file of shit adrash? What it was? What it was?
I was just throwing in the hell. But then Kimberly walks up and she
needs fucking hellp because David Flutter has been chasing her for two hours now on
this show. This is a number one contenders match for a title at a
pay per view. This is a falls count anywhere match as well. This
is yes for the hardcore title. Fucking Kimberly walks up and talks to Babman
and he says, oh, you know, Bam BAM's closed with Diamond Dallas
the referee. This is I can't believe. I can't believe we've seen this
more than once happen in WCW. The referee ten counts fucking Bam Bam Bigelow
from anywhere. He gets counted out of anywhere in the falls, count anywhere,
count out anywhere? What best count out? It's like if you're down
with it, you're like opponent with the opponent you got. It's like a
like there's like a radius, you know. If you're not in the radius,
it's like the circle. You're like the storm. That's awesome. Yeah,
when we got out of the store, we got a live wow.
They invented the store count out of false anywhere mets with no rules ten counted
backstage. County walked into the Fortnite Storm to help a woman in need that
was being harassed. One else help what? I don't know, although the
commentary Dud's like, oh, they're going to help Kimberly. Wait, what
why does anyone else go home? Why don't you guys get go home?
Kimberly, where's dog Delager some bitch? Yeah, Surge Goldburg can style.
So the referee ten counts fucking Bam bam Bigelow. Now, nor what are
you gonna do about it? I guess it won't be I guess you're right.
Norman Smiley is now abducting Brian Knobbs in a dumpster and he wheels him
away and we never see either of him again. This is a fucking funny
one. Brian Knobbs not get counted out. He also left the area.
He won the match already. One okay, yeah, right for Norman's yes,
of course that makes sense. I agree. Anyways, that doesn't matter.
Holland Nashville walking. Oh my fucking god, Oh my fucking god.
He still dresses the grand fucking Wizard. Oh and we go backstage and Bam
Bam is now with Kimberly and he has a bat, he has a weapon.
He says, come on, this is crazy. Come on, Flair,
you want to pick on a girl, pick on me? All right,
all right, that's a girl. The door open on the second door
and Larry Sweeney's it was lady or so. I shit, that was fucking
crazy. Just blod hair. Dude back there, just saying it out,
dude. Yeah, holy shit. Anyways, Also, what fucked my mind,
o crazy is we're about to talk about Scott Hall versus lash LaRue.
It is the longest match on the show at six minutes. It is the
longest match on the show. Dude. Yeah, I mean Scott Hall definitely,
I mean, got to give it to him. He definitely probably went
overtime here just because he wanted to give the kids something, which I appreciate.
But the crowd could not be more fucking dead here. They were,
they were running shows tonight, they were dude. Yeah, they were wrestled
out, which is crazy to see because they've seen a total of a half
hour wrestling. The monitor quite a lot. Yeah, how the fuck are
they watching the backstage segments? There's no big trunk, there's two little screens.
Oh, I'm sure that's fun to watch from the other side of the
building. That's awesome. There's probably the middle like you know, there's probably
the middle scoreboard. Word right, that's got the imagine. Norman Smiley couldn't
see the goddamn show. He was standing right in front of it. That's
true. So Scott, this last is up next. The Grand Wizard Kevin
Dash is here with the police. Ah yes, he even on commentary is
speculating who the special ref and the Texas Tornado Ladder Match will be, and
he's he speculates it could be someone from another organization, you know, because
the powers that be, maybe the w F exactly the Wrestling Federation really from
w w F will be here. That'd be awesome. Maybe Stone Colder,
the Undertaker, maybe, oh maybe we'll hit them all with cars. It
shows footage of lash LaRue winning his match against the Cat by the Way again,
where he took advantage of this fucking young Blue Chipper's knee that he came
back early from an injury from Bulls Ship to advance. Lash LaRue, by
the Way is the crazy occasion. He's a crazy and he's super I'm sorry,
he's crazy and yeah, you know that is fucked up with me.
You know they were making it from the goddam. He took over the Blue
Chipper name. Like that's how it works. You're a blue Chipper, then
you lose, the next guy is the Blue Chipper and keeps going. It's
a it's a passed down upon that's something they did not let go of so
Lash LaRue hits a combo with a drop kick and Fire rolls out and I
love this little scene is awesome. He rolls out to the outside. The
Grand Wizard Kevin Nash looks at him. He pulls out the powder. He
goes, huh, and then he pulls out the Glory's a different object.
He doesn't grab either of him and then gets in the ring and unloads all
of his best ship. He hits the choke slam, does the Frankenstein impression?
Was that to mock the giant? I mean he always did the choke
slam to the knees. No, sorry I'm saying, but the Frankenstein was
definitely a giant. I thank you because he he does Frankenstein taunt. He
points to the back and looks at Nash and then he shrugs his shoulders because
I'm pretty sure Big Show is already in WF by this point, right,
that's probably right. Yeah, yeah, he's in you know WF. You
should watch it. That's all they told us tonight. So they show us
a random overhead shot in the middle of this match when Hall has a hold
in the only time they showed it the whole night, and it's awesome.
It is a cool shot. I like they never showed again. Why,
I don't know, they just forgot it was weird. Oh okay, they
had a lot of backstage. There's no there's no time to put it on.
We don't have enough cameras. The matches were sixty seconds long, so
like, what are they gonna They only had three total backstage cameras. Had
funck one of you guys run up to the rafters real quick, so I
got you, no problem. So Nash punches LaRue and his little gear off,
but he puts it on very nicely and then walks back. Huh.
Lash LaRue hits a comeback, which is a double axe off the second a
line and a mizzle dropkick. Dude, the crowd is fucking dead. Yeah,
I mean like Nash, I mean, hits all this cool ship.
And then lash LaRue hits a double axe handle Yeah good luck. Yeah hell
so Lash LaRue hits the punch combo he does and does the splits uh,
and then Hall reverses into a discus punch. Get fucked, and then LaRue
hits all I'm sorry, Larux jumps into a voice. He tries I guess
he tries to go for a crossbody. I guess, yeah, uh,
and then Hall hits the coolest outsider's edge I've seen in a minute and picks
into the wind, loads him up, crazy dumps him. Who do we
just see that? Just did that? Oh fucking Bordecai. Yeah, Bordekai.
But Mordechai tossed his ass. Mordecai got in trouble, is what happened.
And I'm sure he left with a black eye that night after BA he
saw him next and back of ship in his ass. Absolutely he had to
eat it. So Kevin Nash then walks in with the belt, the US
title, which is on the line later at night a ladder match. Yes,
that's right. Nash gets on the apron with the belt, Like before
Hall is even hitting him, He's like, already happen. Outsider's edge.
Hell yeah, that's done for sure. If lash LaRue kicked out the outside's
edge, it would have been the greatest night of his career. Hall should
have just called that for fun. Yeah, just kick out. Who cares
on the U s everyway Shap kicked So yeah, dude, Kevin Nash walks
in the ring with the bell. All the police are in there, and
then they get out of the ring, and but one of the police guys
stays in the ring. Oh that's very weird. I feel like I just
saw this on Raw and Sean Michaels did this. This is really weird.
The crowd is channing Goldberg for some reason. Oh that's fucking strange. And
one guy is in there. I love what happens here. I actually like
it too, it's funny. So Nash puts the powder in his hand,
gold bond. He puts the gold by his hand, and he touches the
police guy on his shoulder and turns him around, and he notices that he
has the thing still on his face. The guardment that the visor on the
helmet, and he goes to pull the visor up, but it doesn't happen.
And then the police guard pushes this hand up and the powder goes in
Nash's face and pretywhere and of course he takes his helmet off, and it's
fucking gold Bird and he spears the ship out of sky Hall. He spears
Hall spears. Nash crowds losing it anyway. Two weeks ago, head of
interview like today, don't forget the cash to GTX replay. Oh yeah,
sorry of this right anyway, So there's not is there anything they let breathe
on the show at all? That was like, that was Russo's philosophy,
right, is you can't let anything breathe like you have to don't want to
flip channels. Yeah, if you give him a chance to breathe, they'll
switch. Well, you guys told him that Raw was on all night.
Yeah, you're right, mister perfect is in an angle where if he gets
pinned, he gets fired, which is a good angle, by the way.
You would think that maybe, uh, well they kind of did this
with Terry Funk. They do and and yeah, and Terry Funks is actually
awesome with the hardcore if you los Harry Dude, Terry Funks is great.
Which happens later, Yeah it does. No, it happens late. It's
a two thousand an angle, right, Yeah, because this one is specifically
Hennig can't be pinned. So remember that's yeah, I know you said.
I'm just making sure people know the emphasis of pin specifically. I just want
everybody to know that this is this turns out to be the dumbest thing ever.
It actually gets no One over. Yeah, it actually fucking makes him
look like a geek and a loser. It's stupid. So mister Perfect is
in a get pinned and get fired angle. Lash LaRue was gonna beat him.
But okay, can you explain this because is this match not a world
title tournament match? Well, Hennig and Jeff Jarrett, it is, it
is, they say it. So how is LaRue and the tournament? Still
this was not that? That was not a tournament match LaRue and uh,
mister Perfect, Oh it wasn't. I don't think so, okay, I
thought that's how Hendig advanced. Oh well we have the we have the look
at the bracket here, okay, let's Hennig beat Disco Inferno. This must
have been okay, well they should Inferno. So this is before that,
so it's probably why the funck was Hennig facing lash lar and why was he
about to lose? Yeah, what he was about lasts death valley driver.
Lash LaRue was gonna hit him with the death valley driver. Of course that
Saturn's finish who's also on this show. But anyways, and then actually and
raged and crazy you know, Okay, that so Hennig is up for the
death valley. I rakes the ref and gets dqed, loses the match,
but he didn't lose by pin falls, so his career states. I was
like, okay, all right, and Tony he advanced in a tournament because
Tony Marinera distracted Disco Inferno and got him counted out, so Hannig won to
advance. Yeah, Disco got counted out so he didn't get pinned, and
he won its match, and his dad Larry the axes in the crowd and
he was super happy that his son won by an out. Yes, yeah,
notoriously also suck fuck demp shits yuck. He couldn't he couldn't beat Disco
Tony. I'm like, wow, man, this big like shitting asshole.
Well it only gets better here. James so Kurt hitting versus Jeff Jarrett w
c W World Heavyweight Title Tournament. Yes, perfect tax. Jared on the
outside. To start this one, the bell rings, by the way,
that's what he means by start this one. They're fighting outside and they ring
the bell to the match. Is what did Just because we don't ring,
we don't have time. We all got three hurry up. They go inside.
Jared starts trying to roll him up. I said, oh my god,
we're finally this is a story to be told. He's trying to roll
him up because he's fucking doesn't want to be pinned. Yes, and then
mister Perfect goes to commentary and tells Heenan that they're all in on it,
even the referees are in on it. They're trying to get out of now.
Yes, So Jared starts kicking his leg out of his leg and Perfect
is doing his signature flip bumps off this, which is tremendous. Creative Control
is now standing at the top of the remy. They want Hanny gone.
Yeah, they do. It's a conspiracy. They bump the ref hinting his
the this is so fucking stupid, hinting his the perfect Plex. Both of
these guys are like fifty year vets of this. Both the ref is out,
the ref is out, hits the Perfect Plex. Ref is down,
not counting. Creative Controlled then comes down, grabs mister Perfect and fucking obliterates
him all the way to Superhill. They put him through the announced table as
hard as possible. Two times. This was out of control that I was
almost convinced they actually wanted to injure him for real, Like, they double
mother f and bomb him face first into the announced table. It doesn't break,
so one of them picks him up and body slams them as hard as
humanly possible to break the table. This is fucking crazy. This is not
one of the WWF fucking cotton candy tables, piece of fucking rafted, fucking
master. It's a brastertool table. Yeah, and they tried to put him
through once they go Ah, ship, that didn't work, get your get
him back up. They get a backup. Fucking body's name cracks the fucking
wooded half crazy man I think at the back of his head hits the floor
too, so he ends up losing by count out. He actually holds onto
the ground because he doesn't want to be put back in the ring to be
pinned. Yeah, because he knew he won't get fired if he doesn't get
pinned, so he was grabbing the floor mats as they tried to force him
into the ring and he lost by count out, so he keeps his job.
So Jarrett wins and moves on. This makes him look like a dip
ship. He might have been booked the worst out of any of these like
leg like legacy guys, how do you cheer for this? Like in w
c W, I feel like he was always a dip shit raw you know.
Come on now, dude, they hated this guy, and I can't
believe that none of the boys backstage said, what the fuck is going on?
That's Kurt fucking Henning. What are you doing? Guys? Come on,
by the way. By the way, they still throw heading into the
ring and beat his ass and hit him with a stroke, So I'm surprised.
Yeah, boy, his ass. Yeah, he's a dip ship,
isn't he funny? As every time mister perfect his pinions, cut rings,
kick his fucking ass. I'm glad he brought his back with fucking funk because
like, it's so much better when they do it with funk. Funks is
awesome and it gets them over and it gets people over. Even though they
kind of blew the finish where Eric Bischoff beat him and then oh yeah,
that's that was and they locked one of the dudes in the bathroom and said
he had the cheese ships. Oh my god, because Johnny the Bull,
I think they locked in the bathroom. Dude, Holy shit, how did
ah I don't know literally accent. That was a good shee ships after every
single stupid ret like that has ever happened. It cuts to Larry that's ever
green. Oh my god, Tony Shevanni and Heenan are now ringside, watching
on a little monitor in chairs with no table. Please don't ignore the fact
that Kimberly was walking backstage. Oh my god, she's walking and talking.
Yeah, yeah, she's walking. Apparently she's not too scared anymore. She's
walking. No, she's just quietly walking backstage and everything's fine. Now.
I do like that they aren't able to rebuild the table. So Tony Sevanni
he didn't like pissed or like a fucking great like look at this that's at
home watching on a TV. So we get the Kimberly town Hall. Yes,
because she has a plan of course. Here, Heenan says, I
think she's gonna announce her retirement, and Nie says, or she's gonna break
down and cry again. He then says there's no crying in wrestlings. Well,
there's been a lot at night, goddamn for real. So Kimberly says
she's finished running from David Flair, and this is over right now. And
then David Flair comes wobbling out with a crow bar, just fucking walking crazy.
And this is where they may s really congrass this. Do you understand
this? Have you seen this? Oh? My god? Is that that
looks like Jack Nicholson from The Shining or Freddy Krueger. That's like Jack Nicholson.
Look at his eyes, the bags under his eyes, the darkness under
his eyes. It's like as were sleeping for days, looking at the dark
circles under his eyes. Oh my god, Jack Nicholson. Is that Jack
Nicholson? My god? Hit by a car, So of course he's a
little tired. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, so it was all
a ruse. It was a swerve, if you will, and uh Bam
Bam Bigelow comes out royal rumble style and hits David Flair from behind. That
is a great way to put it, sprinting full sprint. I actually thought
he was gonna trip and fall, so yeah, Flair. He ends up
picking Flair back up, and Flair mule kicks him and then hits him with
the crow bar. They have David Flair beating up Bam Bam Bigelow. They
also hated Bam bam bigelow. Yeah, that's fair true. He I mean,
this is he's definitely given up at this point. So yeah. Kimberly
then flees into the crowd and almost didn't because one of the fans grabbed her
hand and wasn't letting go for a minute. Dude. Yeah, she said
help me, and then they just wouldn't let her go as she gets over
the rail. Uh, and then yeah, David chases her over the guard
rail. This is not done yet, by the way, the Air Force
replay Bam Bam attack David Flair and David Flair fucked up him with the crow
bar. Having having Kimberly run through the crowd with no security was like ballsy
work here, Like yeah, you're rpecially you know, we saw it right
away that like someone tried to grab her, you know, especially like some
fucking crazy guys. Oh sheit, I'm gonna help David Flair. Yeah,
you're right, like a face last week Christmas wa. Yeah, you're right.
She hit him with the car right. Well, we are now in
the parking lot and uh, Kimberly is trying to open her rental car door
with her keys and it's just not work, dude. They shot this campy
horror movie style crazy. It's like a low shot of David Flair very slowly
limping in her direction and also showing kimberly struggling to open her car door.
She drops her keys. It shows David Flair. She finally gets into her
car, closes the door, and then lays down in the car. Yeah,
because she's trying to hide. And then David Flair he's there. Well,
well she look she she's already following all the tropes where she drops the
keys and stumbles and falls. Yeah, she's still so she's fumbling the key.
She gets down in the car. Flair then jumps on top of the
car and starts hitting all the windows with the crow bar. Dude, smashes
the window, smashes the wind show with the crow bar. This. I
laughed out loud at this part because I did not expect this at all,
and I still don't really understand why this happened. So David Flair is smashing
these windows, and I was like, Okay, somebody's gonna save her.
Who saves her? Fucking the Harris Brothers, big ball somemb bastards and suits
come out of the fucking door and say, hey, what are you doing?
What the fun this episode? Not helping her, and then help her
at the end, got at all, hey what are you doing? And
then David Flair runs off the car. He can run now, by the
way, his fucking legs. Yeah, runs off the top of the car,
jumps off of it, runs away. Don't even get me started on
him selling the bamband, punches from behind or whatever earlier I forgot yeah,
yeah, and then he just runs off the Yeah, fucking he's not Brett,
you know. Brett comes out later he said, my fucking leg is
still killing me. I'm going to hell quick if you don't help me.
Yeah. So Creative Control then helps Kimberly out of the car and they say
that the powers that be are ready to see her. Now, great,
this doesn't pay off this week? It kind of does? They mention it?
Do they? They all? Fuck, you're right, they do,
which makes even less sense. Though it does, it doesn't make any sense.
So here's what I'll say about this, because it's last time we'll talk
about Kimberly in then until you know this part. But I like the horror
movie trope. Shit. I think it's very like. I think that because
I'm a huge on the movie guy, right with you, I think that
shit's awesome. I think the way they did this was so damn stupid.
It was. It was just fucking just the worst. And not only that,
it was all episode long, for three hours forty times, like if
Kimberly, like I don't know, try to get in her rental car and
she couldn't, she dropped the keys, and then you know, it's just
a horror movie homage. And then David Flair just fucking this was it no
creative control, know nothing, and then like David Flair just runs away when
to hear something. Yeah, and like maybe we don't even see who helps
her and then we can see next week or something like that. Sure,
like okay, then you would have had me, but we this shit was
so dumb for the whole episode. It was so dumb. It was a
whole episode long, dude, and like like, like you said, the
tropes are cool, but they made that it was a comedy angle. Yeah,
yeah, it wasn't. Like I'm not supposed to take David Flair serious,
and I'm also not supposed to take the trauma that he's putting her through
serious and I don't watch it for three hours. The commentators don't take it
serious either. No, no one fucking cares. And it's like this is
the biggest part of the show. It was featured more than anything else on
the show. So yeah, now it's time for the main event, the
Texas Tornado United States Heavyweight Title ladder match with a special referee because you need
a referee for this, and also there I'm just gonna go ahead and mention
it here they make a match for Mayhem and it is David Flair versus Kimberly,
Which Kimberly want that? Okay, that's what I was gonna ask.
Am I supposed to believe that she asked for that? I guess not,
or they like fucked her over here. It seems like they fucked her over
It sounds like so David Flair faces Kimberly it may him. Flair knocked out
the referee with his crowbar and then attempted to hit Kimberly with a crow bar
until Canyon returned and made the save. DDP also showed up hit the Diamond
Cutter on Flair and attempted to hit him with the crow bar, but arn
Anderson stopped him, and then David Flair hit arn Anderson in the back of
a crow bar. Oh man, he's got messed up. No contest.
No contest by the way, all right, there you go, well worth
it. We got a US title Texas Tornado ladder match here. Jesus Christ
Almighty is Scott Hall versus Sid Vicious versus Brett Hart versus Bill Goldberg. The
US champion is Goldberg. Well, it could be Scott Hall or Brett Hard.
Who knows? It could be anybody out. I guess because who fucking
cares? Goldberg got packed Nash end Hall and didn't get his belt back.
I guess because they had to hang it up above the ring. God Hall
versus Sid Vicious versus Brower versus Bill Goldberg should be pay per view. Yes,
yeah, No, it's gonna be a dog shaped nitro main event.
It's a ladder match, which is crazy. So Scott Hall is coming out
for his entrance. They cut his entrance midway and he's like, what the
fuck? All right, whatever, I guess sure sid In Scott Hall start
the match. No missing two people. I don't know this works, do
I care? I'm just happy that I see all my scribbler here that we're
about done with the show, so we're close. Brett Hart, dude,
I watched. I watched that fucking uh what it was the match before this,
Jared and Hennick, and I was like, dude, there's only ten
minutes left the count out, baby, I was like, so fired up.
So Brett Hart hobbles down here with his fucked up leg that he's being
booked in a Texas Tornado ladder match. She's the only one that cares.
Hobbles down here and helps Haul attack Sid before turning his attention to Hal and
fighting him. Goldberg is now here. There is still no referee. Who
is the special guests at the ladder either? Well, it goes to the
entrance way and Kevin Nash in referee shirt with the police and a ladder is
here. Now all the missing pieces of the match. Why why? Why?
Is the single most why unhinged? We're Collin Shill in the fly episode
of WCW. We've ever watched What a complete this is nineteen ninety nine,
dude, Yes, this is complete. This is nineteen ninety nine to its
core, and this is full on Russo bait and switch for three hours so
during during the era before Russo comes back, they were actually trying to go
back to wrestling angles and like fuck that and like yeah and like going back
to like working matches and shit. And then like we are one month into
this new shit and we got fourteen matches that were all three minutes long.
It's not even two thousand yet, we're in fucking nineteen ninety nine. This
is somehow. We've watched a lot of WCW. We've watched a lot,
and like, I feel like and I might be wrong, and I might
be looking back on this wrong, but this feels like the fucking most fucked
up episode of WCW we've ever watched. It is a complete cluster fuck.
Everyone comes out of this worse. Yeah, nobody comes out on the top.
I don't know how this is possible. They still have I don't know,
twenty of the biggest stars in the wrestling business there right now, and
it doesn't feel like it at all. So Rick Steiner's now here and he
hits a bulldog on Sid Vicious off the top, off the top of the
Steiner Bulldog. Rick Steiner is now attacking Goldberg. Of course, as this
is happening, it gives us a hardcam shot. Kevin Nash is the tallest
guy in the ring and he's the ref and it's very funny seeing him just
standing in the middle of the ring as the ref, tallest man in the
ring with ref shirt on, as tall as the ladder. He is literally
as tall as the ladder. Yeah. So anyways, Brett Hart climbs the
ladder grabs the belt, but Nash hits him with the police baton and his
shitty leg and he falls and drops the belt when Nash is the ref,
of course, So Nash now has the belt and Scott Hall is getting up
and Kevin Nash is so tall I saw the ladder that he holds the belt
at the top of the ladder and Scott Hall grabs it really fucking crazily,
like real slow climb and climb yeah, exactly, yeah, and he grabs
it out of Kevin Nash's hand and he falls back like you fell off the
ladder, crazy yeah, And he gets announced as the winner and the US
Heavyweight Champion. This show that we've watched a lot of shows. Boys,
I don't know if I've ever said this before. This show is the biggest
waste of time I've ever seen in my whole life. I've we've watched so
much, so much. Two hundred is like annoying. How fucked up this
show is? I was, yeah, yeah, dude, I don't know.
I don't even know what you could like from this show. I guess
why the fuck would you buy this pay per view? I can't imagine many
people did. I'm gonna see you know what. Actually, weirdly enough,
ninety nine was a good pay per view year for this I bet. I
don't know why, but it was. It was like your best year.
What is it is? Mayhem? Yeah? Get uh two hundred thousand people.
Two hundred thousand is a solid number, yeah, I mean for I
mean that's uh, it only goes down from there. Good god, dude,
super Brawl X does seventy thousand ohee is that right? Super Brawl Yeah,
star K ninety seven at seven hundred thousand buys and they dude, yeah,
that's it. That's the biggest ever it. Oh my god. Yeah,
that's fucking brutal. How do y'all do that? That's fucking brutal.
It is brutal. Yes, I was. I got all that from Wrestle
Nomics. By the way shout out. Oh yeah, so the Website'm onto
wrestle nomics dot com. This is a pretty sweet, actual fucking little chart
here. Yeah, this is cool. Could you imagine getting seven hundred thousand
pay per view buys? Would you can you imagine doing four hundred and sixty
thousand, and one year later doing seventy thousand. I'd uh find a new
job. I would fucking I would quit. I would quit. Yeah.
But anyways, I mean, long story short here. Uh, w c
W ninety nine was a good pay per view year for them. They were
just getting beat by Raw and I and I think it was a I think
it was a pride thing. I think they were there like, we can't
get beat by Raw because I mean, business was not down by any means,
they just weren't beating Raw anymore. Sure, and they made a drastic
decision to bring in Russo back again. And do you believe in the conspiracy
theory that Vince Russo was sent over to destroy w CW. Absolutely by the
w w F Absolutely he was a moll the whole time, sent over there
something to this and the outsiders were sent to by the way for the WS.
Oh maybe, and they took like part of that money and gave it
to the WF you know their contracts. Russo came in and that was the
final piece of the puzzle to take down. I see I'm gonna say,
oh, well, well you're wrong, You're right. I mean he was
he was sent to now this is wrestling to kill it. Oh my Tony,
and he took it out and now we're bringing him into DPW. Now
this is wrestling. Thirteen matches and twenty story. Yeah, the show ends
with Scott mall Cross shopping in the aisleway and posing with the belt. That's
how it ends. But there you go. That was it for uh w
W Nitro November eighth, nineteen ninety nine. What a yeah, what a
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