Revisiting WWF Superstars of Wrestling 1991 - Jake Roberts' Snake Bites Macho Man!

<v Speaker 1>Eh Boys, Jack Town.
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and
<v Speaker 2>forty seven. Guess we are here with none other then
<v Speaker 2>the WWF Superstar of Wrestling, just the one. There's not multiple,
<v Speaker 2>just for one Superstar. November twenty third, nineteen ninety one.
<v Speaker 1>This is the episode where Jake the Snake Roberts uses
<v Speaker 1>the Snake Roberts on the Macho Man and he bites
<v Speaker 1>the shit out of him.
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<v Speaker 1>about WWF superber Stars of Wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into WWF Superstars of Wrestling November
<v Speaker 2>twenty third, nineteen ninety one.
<v Speaker 1>I want to start this off James with complaint. I need,
<v Speaker 1>ever want to know how much of a fucking pain
<v Speaker 1>of the ass it was to find the show. It
<v Speaker 1>was completely miserable. The fact that there was a time
<v Speaker 1>in my life where I could go to one website
<v Speaker 1>and watch every ww thing practically. Ever, what a joy's time.
<v Speaker 1>And I might not have appreciated as much as I
<v Speaker 1>should have, James. But now I live in a world
<v Speaker 1>where I have to fucking scour the deepest depths of
<v Speaker 1>the Internet to find shows where big moments like what
<v Speaker 1>we're about to talk about happen. It is fucking insane.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well that sucks, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I knew you'd be there with me, dude, like I
<v Speaker 1>knew you would like be on my side with that.
<v Speaker 1>That's that's how it was.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was good. I was gonna make it joke about,
<v Speaker 2>you know, not being a big moment history, but.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, don't bury the boys. Much of it
<v Speaker 1>worked hard here to get bit. Yeah, that's what we're
<v Speaker 1>talking about. Of course, this is the episode of WWF
<v Speaker 1>Superstars Wrestling where the Macho Man gets bit by a
<v Speaker 1>god damn snake, and we'll talk all about that and
<v Speaker 1>how it happens and the before, is and after of it.
<v Speaker 1>But before we get into that, let's talk about what
<v Speaker 1>was going on the Water Wrestling at the time. With
<v Speaker 1>the Wrestling Observer News letterr from The Observer November twenty fifth,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety one, the Water Wrestling Federation became the first
<v Speaker 1>protion of Tested's wrestlers for anabolic steroids. So just so
<v Speaker 1>you know where we are, this is, of course notoriously
<v Speaker 1>in the nineties where everyone cleaned up.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hulk Hogan was not doing steroids. No way, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't do that, don't you know. My brother Jesus,
<v Speaker 2>he would never let me do that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I can't wait to talk about that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. That is there is Like when I
<v Speaker 1>think there's not enough Hogan, James, there's way more Hogan
<v Speaker 1>than I ever realized. The other major story of the
<v Speaker 1>week involves the NWA World Heavyweight Championship Belt in the
<v Speaker 1>effect simile of such that has just been introduced by
<v Speaker 1>the WF. The NWA sued the WF Wednesday because it
<v Speaker 1>had been televising Flair wearing its belt, saying statements like quote,
<v Speaker 1>this is the belt worn by the real world champion unquote.
<v Speaker 1>The NWA argued its symbol is being used to benefit
<v Speaker 1>the competition. Six more hours with Flair wearing the NWA
<v Speaker 1>belt have been shot to promote an upcoming pay per
<v Speaker 1>view show. Quote your honor. We're gonna receive a body
<v Speaker 1>blow if these tapes of Flair wearing the NBA belt
<v Speaker 1>are shown. End quote. The WF agreed to tell its
<v Speaker 1>three hundred affiliate stations to cut the belt out of
<v Speaker 1>this weekend's television shows, or so the NWA thought. The
<v Speaker 1>WF felt it agreed to make its best possible effort
<v Speaker 1>to get the affiliates to end out the belt over
<v Speaker 1>the past weekend. The wf's best efforts must not have
<v Speaker 1>been very effective, since the belt appeared in virtually every
<v Speaker 1>market in the country. That's super WWF ah ask for
<v Speaker 1>forgiveness instead of for me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially at this time.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that is not a mistake. And I don't
<v Speaker 1>know how they didn't get like, you know, kind of
<v Speaker 1>super fucked there for really not listening or abiding by
<v Speaker 1>the law. But I guess the WBF wasn't always known
<v Speaker 1>for abiding by the law, huh. In ww News, since
<v Speaker 1>this is being written before the clash, Meltzer says there
<v Speaker 1>was serious consideration given last week to putting the ww
<v Speaker 1>belt on Rick Steiner at the clash. Apparently, lex Lucer's
<v Speaker 1>contract running from March to March specifies a certain number
<v Speaker 1>of live dates, and he'd been booked so heavily over
<v Speaker 1>the first eight months of the year that at his
<v Speaker 1>present pace, whatever the number is, he'd reach it by
<v Speaker 1>just about the end of the year. So in order
<v Speaker 1>to keep him working the major towns into the new
<v Speaker 1>fiscal year of his contract, Luger is being pulled from
<v Speaker 1>all smaller shows. Rick Steiner had that like kind of
<v Speaker 1>steeze or was it like, we have him here having
<v Speaker 1>this match, so we might as well try to flip
<v Speaker 1>it too somebody else because Luber's deals fucking gonna fuck
<v Speaker 1>us here.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think they were just going through a rough patch.
<v Speaker 2>I mean Rick Flair left, you know, they're just trying
<v Speaker 2>to figure out the pieces. I think and Rick Steiner
<v Speaker 2>was probably just and that was the situation's.
<v Speaker 1>Right place, right time. Deil. Yeah, I uh, I mean
<v Speaker 1>Starner's were always over, you know, I uh, whether or
<v Speaker 1>not I see Rick Steinder, you know, getting the WWE
<v Speaker 1>belt as you know, I guess time is different because
<v Speaker 1>who knows, maybe then he would have won the world
<v Speaker 1>title and became one of the biggest guys ever. But
<v Speaker 1>just seems uh crazy, Yeah, absolutely, well, big Bully Busic
<v Speaker 1>is history in the WWF as he sent a letter
<v Speaker 1>of resignation in and No Show television. He'll be replaced
<v Speaker 1>by Hercules at Survivor series. This is unbelievable to me.
<v Speaker 1>I'm only now introduced a big Bully Busic and he's
<v Speaker 1>immediately taken away from the w WF.
<v Speaker 2>He must have been disgusted by this match on TV.
<v Speaker 1>He thought he was better than was Brett Hardie.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he takes her.
<v Speaker 1>He's a crazy looking fucking dude, man, Yeah, he really is.
<v Speaker 1>He only he so he goes. I think he just
<v Speaker 1>goes to the indies and then he retires in ninety five,
<v Speaker 1>and then he returned to wrestling in twenty eleven in
<v Speaker 1>on some indies. How about that?
<v Speaker 2>And he faced the mis and Johnson is dad?
<v Speaker 1>John Cen his dad managed, I'm sure. From The Observer
<v Speaker 1>December second, nineteen ninety one and WBF news. This is
<v Speaker 1>about the Randy Savage angle here that we'll talk about later.
<v Speaker 1>The Savage angle where he was bit by the snake,
<v Speaker 1>aired both Incensored Fashion in syndication and Uncensored Fashion on
<v Speaker 1>USA cable on Sunday Night. Supposedly, there have been a
<v Speaker 1>lot of complaints about the uncensored version. I'm shocked as
<v Speaker 1>angles go. It was an ultimate hot shot angle, but
<v Speaker 1>the camera work was astounding. The kids in Elizabeth made
<v Speaker 1>the angle almost as much as all those close ups
<v Speaker 1>of that ugly snake's face. I mean, we'll talk about
<v Speaker 1>it obviously, but yeah, this is a fucking fantastic piece
<v Speaker 1>of business. I there's not a lot of not a
<v Speaker 1>ton of you know, old school stuff that I knew
<v Speaker 1>of until we started really doing the show. But you know,
<v Speaker 1>there's some angles that you know, proceed that they're you know,
<v Speaker 1>go beyond the testa time, and this is one of them.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think the snake was ugly.
<v Speaker 1>That's what we just taught back to back weeks of
<v Speaker 1>snake angles. By the way.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they were using the fuck out of these.
<v Speaker 1>Huh, yeah, dude, And I mean fucking Austin and Triple
<v Speaker 1>h and then Savage and uh and Macho man or
<v Speaker 1>Savage and Macho Man Savage. That's what he thought. Savage
<v Speaker 1>and Jake Roberts here like snake's always had a place.
<v Speaker 1>And then I guess, has Randy Orton ever done that?
<v Speaker 1>Had somebody get bit with a Snake.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know. I don't know if they've ever
<v Speaker 2>did anything Snake Wise or Randy Orton.
<v Speaker 1>They just had the weird snake that looked like calm
<v Speaker 1>on the WrestleMania ramp that one time.
<v Speaker 2>Somebody that don't play about two thousand nine raws about
<v Speaker 2>to come in here with some crazy flats.
<v Speaker 1>Randy had tedd Byassi's ass eaten by Snake's Weekly. Apparently
<v Speaker 1>there was some sort of incident at the MSG show
<v Speaker 1>Saturday night at the China Club involving Rick Flair and
<v Speaker 1>James favorite Brian Knobbs. So I looked into this, James,
<v Speaker 1>just to see what happened here, and I guess the
<v Speaker 1>story goes something like this. After a show in Manhattan,
<v Speaker 1>Flair went straight to the bar. Flair also brought along
<v Speaker 1>a good friend, whom he identified as Robbie, a top
<v Speaker 1>executive in a high profile toy manufacturing company. So within
<v Speaker 1>no time the group ended up drunk and the Nasty
<v Speaker 1>Boys started messing with Robbie, Rick Flair's friend. Flair admitted
<v Speaker 1>in his book that while Knobs and SAgs were two
<v Speaker 1>of the most fun loving people on the planet, they
<v Speaker 1>were also good at getting under other skin, and once
<v Speaker 1>they did, they did not let up. Robbie, drunk out
<v Speaker 1>of his mind, started cutting a wrestling promo in the bar,
<v Speaker 1>and in response to nasty boys, stomped on his glasses
<v Speaker 1>and ripped open his suit. This prompted Rick Flair to
<v Speaker 1>step in, telling Nobbs to leave his friend alone. Knobbs
<v Speaker 1>retorted by hurling the F bomb at Flair, so the
<v Speaker 1>Nature Boy slapped him in the face after that. After that,
<v Speaker 1>a fight broke out between the two. Flair said that Knobbs,
<v Speaker 1>while fighting back, he had him all under control, as
<v Speaker 1>Knobbs was a jellyfish, he says. With this going on, SAgs,
<v Speaker 1>who had been hanging out with Vince McMann, noticed his
<v Speaker 1>partner was in a fight and dove at Flair from
<v Speaker 1>ten feet away. In contrast to Knobbs, Flare minute that
<v Speaker 1>SAgs was actually a pretty tough guy, as he caught
<v Speaker 1>the Nature Boy on the eye with a good shot,
<v Speaker 1>this resulting in Flair leaving the fight with Knobs and
<v Speaker 1>brawling it out with SAgs. Flair did not expand upon
<v Speaker 1>the amount of destruction they brought on the club, but
<v Speaker 1>it was bad enough that he was kicked out and
<v Speaker 1>the damage was put on his credit card. Flare expressed
<v Speaker 1>confusion at the idea that he was thrown out while
<v Speaker 1>Kobbs was allowed to remain. Looking back on the whole incident,
<v Speaker 1>Flair did throw the first punch, so maybe that's why.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's tons of stories of the fucking Nasty
<v Speaker 1>Boys bizzing people off and then getting punched in the head.
<v Speaker 1>That is kind of what they're most known for, other
<v Speaker 1>than being friends with Ogan.
<v Speaker 2>That's their gimmick, right, Yeah, Nasty gotta live the gimmick
<v Speaker 2>Back in ninety one.
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking with my toy friend. He makes the toys. Well,
<v Speaker 1>that is it for the observer. Now it's time to
<v Speaker 1>talk about we have Superstars of Wrestling November twenty third
<v Speaker 1>and nineteen ninety one.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into WWF Superstars of Wrestling here.
<v Speaker 2>I knew right when this video is started. It had
<v Speaker 2>the VHS blue screen with the play at the top left. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I knew this was gonna be fun, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, scrambled audio, it's not perfect the
<v Speaker 1>whole way through, random commercials on this cut. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>whoever whoever ripped this, God bless you. Because the WWE
<v Speaker 1>does not want us watching this.
<v Speaker 2>We get a called open here to start the show.
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair is here belligerent and naked.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I dude, I was super confused. It wasn't until
<v Speaker 1>they showed like the second shot of this because it
<v Speaker 1>starts with Taker is on top of Hogan. It's at
<v Speaker 1>the funeral parlor of Paul Bear's funeral parlor. Easy for
<v Speaker 1>me to say segment, and he's just choking the shit
<v Speaker 1>out of Hogan and Flair is blurry like but not entirely,
<v Speaker 1>It's just his lower half is blurry. So I said, okay,
<v Speaker 1>this is like the VHS rip being funny, and it
<v Speaker 1>just looks like Flare's butt ass naked here. But he's
<v Speaker 1>blurry because he has the world the NWA one title.
<v Speaker 2>He's just got the rogue on.
<v Speaker 1>Me and my boy Robbie Leah gets tided early.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is what's your average bar back at the
<v Speaker 2>Tampa are National Airport Season A Tuesday.
<v Speaker 1>It's robe and shit in his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Flair is buying tickets on flights he's not getting on
<v Speaker 2>so he can go to the bar. Ten am.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's fucked up, but that's how our roll. Robbie,
<v Speaker 1>come on.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it cuts to Paul Bearer and Undertaker in the
<v Speaker 2>uh Metal Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>Room inside a casket. Shot of Paul baron Undertaker or
<v Speaker 1>it's the w F war Zone, choose your superstar screen.
<v Speaker 1>That's what they're in front of.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a good that's a good shout.
<v Speaker 1>It looks just like it. And they U said a
<v Speaker 1>lot on this one. I'm assuming it was just something
<v Speaker 1>at the venue or whatever, but yeah, just full metal
<v Speaker 1>wall and Paul Barr says, oh cool, get Joseph, you
<v Speaker 1>think you have all the answers, We changed the questions.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's not your fucking line. Roddy Piper's on this show.
<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with you? You can't just do that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I actually wrote that down too. I can't
<v Speaker 2>believe he just did that right there. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>He's on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>So Paul says, your attention was on your casket, but
<v Speaker 1>my Undertaker surprised you with my sacred vessel, and down
<v Speaker 1>you went. And now it's time for your gravest challenge.
<v Speaker 1>That's the whole fucking stip here. Hogan's gravest challenge is
<v Speaker 1>the Undertaker, and you're gonna go down again. Oh yes,
<v Speaker 1>and Taker says Hogan, the two rotting souls and that
<v Speaker 1>cheap gold crucive fix won't be able to save you
<v Speaker 1>the next time these look into your eyes. Gong so starting.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we get a lot of Paul Baron Undertaker
<v Speaker 1>promos on this show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love Undertaker just standing there with his big.
<v Speaker 1>Tie and his hat, big ass hat, and it's dad
<v Speaker 1>Paul does okay that now because I'm sure somebody knows
<v Speaker 1>the answer to this, and I'll take a look him
<v Speaker 1>being his dad thing is not like that isn't a
<v Speaker 1>thing yet right?
<v Speaker 3>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I think he just has a weird Paul ver fucking
<v Speaker 1>manager and the dad thing comes later.
<v Speaker 2>That's my paw. It cuts to Vincing Man with Macha
<v Speaker 2>Man and Roddy Piper in front of the crowd, and
<v Speaker 2>Macho Man says, mm isn't that his father?
<v Speaker 1>It looks like I don't think Paul vera. I'll get
<v Speaker 1>it a watch pussy, watch a man?
<v Speaker 2>Did you just see pussy?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Keny and I walk east all my lines. I
<v Speaker 1>ran out of the lines. I was starting new ones.
<v Speaker 1>I want that dog dud. So Vince has Hulkogan facing
<v Speaker 1>his gravest challenge this Wednesday night, So Survivorsory is on
<v Speaker 1>a Wednesday here, which I think was the tradition. It
<v Speaker 1>was like a thing giving eve kind of deal.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, times were a lot different back then, Like family
<v Speaker 2>would come together the night before look for something to
<v Speaker 2>watch on the television. There you go, you got Survivor series.
<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, you get to watch Skinner and Hercules.
<v Speaker 2>They lined up to watch Skinner and Hercules. Back then,
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people probably ask for refunds because big
<v Speaker 2>Bully Busic wasn't there, which is bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>I would have asked for a goddamn refund. I put
<v Speaker 1>my eyes on this guy for the first time on
<v Speaker 1>this show, James, and he became my favorite wrestler immediately.
<v Speaker 1>So uh yeah. He says he's here with Macho Man
<v Speaker 1>and Randy Savage and hot Rod Roddy Piper and Macho
<v Speaker 1>just keeps going all right, and then Piper's got some
<v Speaker 1>kind of fucking thing on his face on his lip.
<v Speaker 1>They don't ever explain it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just assumed it was some drizz ug gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I definitely was like, oh, he just like got
<v Speaker 1>done having a good time or something, just left over
<v Speaker 1>residual juice.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they didn't want to bring it up.
<v Speaker 1>They could have just told up to wipe it off
<v Speaker 1>on the tape show b s that's steroids, you can
<v Speaker 1>I would look at me compared to the watch of it.
<v Speaker 1>He's missing hot.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Dick Van Dyke, that's steroids.
<v Speaker 1>Hey Elizabeth, you should leave this asshole, don't you? All right,
<v Speaker 1>goddamn boys, fuck so, Piper says Undertaker rotting Souls. First
<v Speaker 1>of all, the name's Roddy and Randy. That't you next
<v Speaker 1>gravest challenge for houlgain He survived them all. He's a survivor,
<v Speaker 1>missed our real world champion, rec Flair. Me and my
<v Speaker 1>team got the stare and a chair for Flair and
<v Speaker 1>Macho Man says it any second, I could be reinstated
<v Speaker 1>back in the w w F and be the survivor
<v Speaker 1>of all survivors along with Piper. I mean these doing
<v Speaker 1>doing uh Machamen and Piper on together on commentary is like,
<v Speaker 1>that's a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean also Vince is a lot. I mean
<v Speaker 2>he does his whole stick too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. He's I mean, which is that's how
<v Speaker 1>you know you're fucking like over the top when the
<v Speaker 1>lesser of three evils is Vince as a character.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point.
<v Speaker 1>But they're fucking fantastic. Machawain looks great. Machuwain. On the
<v Speaker 1>back of his shirt, by the way, it says reinstate
<v Speaker 1>Macho Man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't even see that until later.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's great.
<v Speaker 2>So there will be a special interview tonight with Hulk Hogan.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Brett Hart would take on Big Bully Busic
<v Speaker 2>in his last match. It seems did you.
<v Speaker 1>Say that shit with some respect? First of all, basically
<v Speaker 1>Busic like forgotten Hall of Famer, a guy that really
<v Speaker 1>should have probably won the Intercontinental title here tonight, and like,
<v Speaker 1>I just I think I think he didn't get his
<v Speaker 1>just too. It's unfair he quit.
<v Speaker 2>He's the one they quit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's you know, they should have fucking did
<v Speaker 1>more James to keep them.
<v Speaker 2>Vince mcman and Roddy Piper and Macho Man Randy Savage
<v Speaker 2>walked to the ring. Well, I have some news. Big
<v Speaker 2>Bully Busic took his ball and he went home. That's right.
<v Speaker 2>He didn't have what it takes to be a WWF superstar.
<v Speaker 1>Damn, that's fucking that would have Why they didn't do
<v Speaker 1>that is because he was such a big star that
<v Speaker 1>they wanted people to think he was still there, and
<v Speaker 1>that's why he's on this episode.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we'll also have a conversation with Miss Elizabeth don't
<v Speaker 2>we don't know her?
<v Speaker 1>Fucking me who's Yeah, you can have a conversation with
<v Speaker 1>my fist.
<v Speaker 2>Jake Roberts and Texas Tornado will also be on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. There also will be the most amount of enhancement
<v Speaker 1>talent that I've ever seen on one show in my life.
<v Speaker 2>There was enhancement talent on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they enhanced the talent his brother.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's some talents that are enhanced on this dude.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I think you're you're marking of the right
<v Speaker 2>tree there, gs ABC ABC steroids dude.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean they're just testing for them. And of
<v Speaker 1>course you know Macha Man's on suspension, but not for that.
<v Speaker 2>So the first match in the evening here Tito Santana
<v Speaker 2>versus Bob Schmedley.
<v Speaker 1>Bob Shredley. We all love Bob Schmedley. He's one of
<v Speaker 1>the top guys in the territory here and much like
<v Speaker 1>Big Billy Busic, I imagine he didn't get his just due,
<v Speaker 1>which you know is is fucked up. It's fucked up,
<v Speaker 1>and I uh, it makes me, it makes me fucking sick.
<v Speaker 1>I legit wrote, Oh hell yeah, Bob Schmedley.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he has a great performance in this match.
<v Speaker 1>He should have won too. I think he got robbed.
<v Speaker 2>Is Tito in one of the Survivor series matches.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna oh, fuck, I think he is. He's on
<v Speaker 1>damn one of these themes. I wrote it down somewhere here.
<v Speaker 1>I assume he is, but I'll double check, but I
<v Speaker 1>think so.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's on the team with the Anvil Jim Duggan
<v Speaker 2>and the Texas Tornado. Mm right, okay, that's right, and
<v Speaker 2>I guess Big Bully Music will not be in that match.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck he gets replaced by Hercules, replace.
<v Speaker 2>Big Bully Busic with Bob Schmedley.
<v Speaker 1>Bob Schmedley could have wrestled fucking rings around these guys.
<v Speaker 2>Bob comes out, so Tina comes to the ring and
<v Speaker 2>uses his entrance gimmick like he's bullfighting with Bob Schmedley.
<v Speaker 1>And Bob Smedley falls for it, which I mean just
<v Speaker 1>shows what a joke that w w F is. Disrespecting
<v Speaker 1>a guy like Bob Schmedley making him do this Google
<v Speaker 1>goga haha on live television, millions of people watching, and
<v Speaker 1>you disrespect him like this. I think they should throw
<v Speaker 1>Tito Santana off the top of the building.
<v Speaker 2>And Tito looks good.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually really like Tito Santana. I think he's great.
<v Speaker 1>The one thing that Bob Schmedley does at the beginning
<v Speaker 1>of this match is like one of my favorite heeled
<v Speaker 1>tropes is he he Him and Tito Santana lock up briefly,
<v Speaker 1>and Mattlord gets the best of them. Me Fireman's carries
<v Speaker 1>him and arm drags him hip toss him and Bob
<v Speaker 1>Schmedley is pissed, and to show how pisty is, he
<v Speaker 1>kicks the bottom rope. I love a heel kicking the
<v Speaker 1>bottom rope.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like that too. It's very good.
<v Speaker 1>It's just a little shitty, like a baby thing to
<v Speaker 1>do well.
<v Speaker 2>Tito hits him with a few arm drags here and
<v Speaker 2>then hits a knee lift. Tito then squares up with
<v Speaker 2>Bob Schmedley and hits him with the flying fore arm
<v Speaker 2>to the back of his head.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he blitzes them with them. They were already
<v Speaker 1>putting over the running knee lift too. Like on commentary,
<v Speaker 1>you know, vinces like, oh, well, Tito's more aggressive is
<v Speaker 1>albumttador than he's ever been, And Viper's always he's got balls,
<v Speaker 1>trying to go on and stuff once he got Now
<v Speaker 1>he's got a Schmedley that's nothing, which fucking really set
<v Speaker 1>me off, fucking wishing the worst for him. Uh and
<v Speaker 1>then uh, at some point near the end here, uh,
<v Speaker 1>when when he did the knee lift as you were
<v Speaker 1>talking about, Tito does like a taunt with his hands
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't know what that was, but that's set
<v Speaker 1>up for the running knee lift, and Piper says, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>see his hands. You know what that means? And Macho
<v Speaker 1>says his hands hurt and Viper says, no, that means
<v Speaker 1>the contest is over. And then that's when Tito hits
<v Speaker 1>the running fucking forearm to the back of Bob Schmedley's
<v Speaker 1>head and ends his career sadly.
<v Speaker 2>Because he's got the big match with Big Bully Busic ah.
<v Speaker 1>Right, who we are all excited to see at the
<v Speaker 1>Survivor Series.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll see later tonight in Big Bully Busics match
<v Speaker 2>if he has an outing as good as Tito Santana
<v Speaker 2>did here.
<v Speaker 1>I can tell you that he wishes he did.
<v Speaker 2>So we go to the WWF event center. Sean Mooney
<v Speaker 2>is here in the event center to talk about Survivor Series.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sean Mooney says, you know everyone's wondering who's gonna
<v Speaker 1>survive this Wednesday on Thanksgiving E. Well, right here in Boston,
<v Speaker 1>everyone wants to know who will survived the main event
<v Speaker 1>at the Boston Garden in three weeks, says Hack saw
<v Speaker 1>Jim Duggan and the mysterious Mister Madness collide with the
<v Speaker 1>Undertaker and Jake the Snake Roberts, and I was immediately
<v Speaker 1>excited because in my brain, James I was like, okay,
<v Speaker 1>mister Madness has to have a hood, like this is
<v Speaker 1>a mass guy and what an that's up being is
<v Speaker 1>even funnier.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my thought with it was mister Madness obviously is
<v Speaker 2>going to be the Macha man, but when the match
<v Speaker 2>actually happens, it's not Macho many that for a minute,
<v Speaker 2>right like in the promocho man, but then it's just not.
<v Speaker 2>Whenever he wrestles, it's Bob's friendly because you just never
<v Speaker 2>see him Yeah, it's.
<v Speaker 1>Right, that's fucking that'd be great. Uh what we get
<v Speaker 1>here is is even more ridiculous. But first we go
<v Speaker 1>to another Paul Barr Undertaker deal here, and Paul Barren
<v Speaker 1>Undertaker and Jake Roberts are here, and they're standing in
<v Speaker 1>front of like a night sky background deal. We're not
<v Speaker 1>in front of the war zone backdrop anymore.
<v Speaker 2>This is the McDonald's mac to Night Room.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fucking shit. Great shout, that's crazy. What the fuck
<v Speaker 1>the Big night Men.
<v Speaker 2>Jake Roberts looks great here though.
<v Speaker 1>He looks fantastic. He actually looks even better uh in
<v Speaker 1>the like in the ring here on this. But yeah, no,
<v Speaker 1>he's it looks great.
<v Speaker 2>He's actually about to leave WWF.
<v Speaker 1>Though where's he He's he going to ww.
<v Speaker 2>He does go to w CW just for a little bit.
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, okay, wow, fuck everyone's leaving.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he says that he signed a three
<v Speaker 2>million dollars a year contract with w CWU, but Bill
<v Speaker 2>Watts came in and changed at two hundred thousand dollars
<v Speaker 2>a year.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit.
<v Speaker 2>My first thought was, wow, three million sounds crazy for
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety two WCW Hogan's deal when he came in
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety four was two million dollars a year.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>What Yeah, I don't know. Maybe WCW just thought he
<v Speaker 2>was cool.
<v Speaker 1>They thought he can't pass, and they thought Hogan was
<v Speaker 1>kind of a bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just really like Jake Roberts.
<v Speaker 1>Kim Villin Fry really fuck with Jake Roberts heavy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a fair wrestler.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit. I mean, there's a chance dude, like.
<v Speaker 2>I love the idea of Kip Allen Fry pitching to
<v Speaker 2>like management that like Jake Roberts is pushing shit like
<v Speaker 2>Hogan does when he comes in.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, it's always the heel that really makes
<v Speaker 1>somebody over. So if we bring Jakin, he'll get all
<v Speaker 1>of our babies unbelievably over. And that's why he's worth more. So.
<v Speaker 1>The three of them are here in front of the
<v Speaker 1>background here, and Paul bar says, Oh, of course, there's
<v Speaker 1>not a better partner in the world I would like
<v Speaker 1>to have with my undertaker than Jake This. Nick Roberts,
<v Speaker 1>what a trustworthy man. I thought that was funny as shit. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Jim Doggan, mister madness, mister madness, is that the name
<v Speaker 1>you want on your death certificate. Paul Bear is awesome,
<v Speaker 1>Like fucking what a great line. H Jake says, you
<v Speaker 1>call the shot, mister madness. I'm not a child you
<v Speaker 1>play a game with you. Don't step out in front
<v Speaker 1>of me if I'm driving a car. Word otherwise, don't
<v Speaker 1>step in front of any cars, no matter who is
<v Speaker 1>driving them. He says. You know, mister maddness, the same
<v Speaker 1>fear that I've seen in Elizabeth's eyes at the reception
<v Speaker 1>lives inside your heart. And you should fear a man
<v Speaker 1>like me, and you should fear a king Cobra, and
<v Speaker 1>no doubt you should fear death itself. And welcome to
<v Speaker 1>your nightmare. Fucking awesome. I I why, so does he
<v Speaker 1>decides to leave? I'm assuming right? Or or what's the
<v Speaker 1>deal here? Like? How does ww F let this fucking
<v Speaker 1>guy go?
<v Speaker 3>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>So he was promised to spot on like the creative team,
<v Speaker 2>and he didn't get it, and like they just started
<v Speaker 2>having a lot of uh just internal fights, I think,
<v Speaker 2>and he just wenture, okay, And they offered this guy
<v Speaker 2>three million dollars a year, so he said, I'll take that.
<v Speaker 2>I'll take that.
<v Speaker 1>That makes you know what? That makes a lot of
<v Speaker 1>fucking sense.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I also thought the line was great here where
<v Speaker 2>he says that he sees the same fear in Miss
<v Speaker 2>Elizabeth's eyes that live in his heart. I thought that
<v Speaker 2>was a very good line.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, both I mean both Paul and and Jake heard
<v Speaker 1>I thought did fantastic. Sure. I mean, this is like
<v Speaker 1>a goddamn masterclass of you guys got thirty seconds make
<v Speaker 1>something here, and I believe both of them.
<v Speaker 2>I love the dichotomy of this also, where like it
<v Speaker 2>cuts to uh, mister Madness and Jim Duggan and it's
<v Speaker 2>like the complete opposite or whatever we just saw here,
<v Speaker 2>I know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, dude, we got a
<v Speaker 1>Jim Duggan and mister Madness, and like I said, I
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, macho man like hood or like he's
<v Speaker 1>got like a whole different deal here. It's Jim Duggan
<v Speaker 1>in a pixelated macho man like not even any attempt
<v Speaker 1>to hide that his watch a man with his voice
<v Speaker 1>or promo or anything. This is just watcho man blurry
<v Speaker 1>Bigfoot style. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I like that. That was funny.
<v Speaker 1>So mister Madness is who you huh oh is mister Manness,
<v Speaker 1>dickens the distance between two points is a street line,
<v Speaker 1>and the hack Soul and the mister Madness we're going
<v Speaker 1>right straight through it. And Jim Duggan just starts yelling
<v Speaker 1>in coming and coming that strike you two guys. Don't
<v Speaker 1>be worried about no rules, don't be worried about no referee,
<v Speaker 1>worry about de smand right here and death sped right here.
<v Speaker 1>And I'll let you in an our game plan when
<v Speaker 1>we ring the bell, ah tac ah tack uh dac
<v Speaker 1>nothing fancy. And then mister maddness is something super quiet
<v Speaker 1>that I couldn't understand. But he's moving his hands much
<v Speaker 1>like the macho man would, not pointing any fingers here,
<v Speaker 1>and then he says, oh, this is fucking great. I
<v Speaker 1>love this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like what evil Cody Rhodes would say. Instead
<v Speaker 2>of avoid, avoid, avoid, he would say attack, attack, attack.
<v Speaker 2>This man said the Boston Garden, by the way.
<v Speaker 1>I know, yeah, that's uh it's TV garden now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a big deal for them, those garden shows.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, I mean they packed them fucking places too, and
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's weird, how like that part of the
<v Speaker 1>business is kind of like not existing in the WF anymore,
<v Speaker 1>like the live event kind of sell out the live
<v Speaker 1>event to promote the other shit like that. I mean
<v Speaker 1>that hasn't happened for a while obviously, but there's no
<v Speaker 1>house shows at all now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, the business is just a lot different.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, it's it's kind of crazy when you think
<v Speaker 1>about it. Like I feel like in terms of WWF
<v Speaker 1>shows or w W shows, like before I, you know, started,
<v Speaker 1>we started getting invited to the two K stuff, Like
<v Speaker 1>I probably went to more house shows than I went
<v Speaker 1>to a raw or SmackDown or anything.
<v Speaker 2>So we had Big Bully Busick with Harvey Whippleman and
<v Speaker 2>he's taking on Brett Hart inter Continental Championship match.
<v Speaker 1>Big Bully Busick. This guy is a beast. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>this is by the way, this is like the Butcher,
<v Speaker 1>exactly like the Butcher. He looks just like if it's insane.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, his gimmicks like basically the wrestling crooner.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he's I mean, he's got the bowler hat, Harvey
<v Speaker 1>Whippleman's Harvey Whippleman is smoking a blunt by the way,
<v Speaker 1>Like that is not a cigar, that is a blunt.
<v Speaker 1>This man is smoking down the aisle.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean this guy's not You should hear his
<v Speaker 2>voice to He's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>A great duo here. Brett looks great here by the
<v Speaker 1>way as well. Intercondinal title, and Piper is flipping out
<v Speaker 1>on commentary about Rick Flair. He says, ah, yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>never missed a commitment. How do you know Flower's gotta
<v Speaker 1>be there? They're talking about Survivor series and Vin says, well,
<v Speaker 1>he's Piper, mister Fliers never missed the commitment either, and
<v Speaker 1>Piper says, oh, well, we have quite that commitment coming up,
<v Speaker 1>aren't we. And Vin says indeed, And Piper says, you
<v Speaker 1>know something about you takes me off and says I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna be there too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So in a kind of championship match, here pants
<v Speaker 2>to the crowd. Obviously, just show all the Brett fans.
<v Speaker 2>It shows Sandman in the crowd with the Brett Heart glasses.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that, holy fucking shit, I wrote the same
<v Speaker 1>exact thing, dude, that guy was the Sandman.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's pretty cool. He's a big fan. Brett puts
<v Speaker 2>the glasses on a kid in the crowd. Always thought
<v Speaker 2>that was just a great baby faced deal.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that was I I love that. And always
<v Speaker 1>everyone around him is always fired up. Like on commentary,
<v Speaker 1>like Piper was like, oh those are expensive.
<v Speaker 2>It goes picture and picture to the Mountie with Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>Hart very quickly too, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they they lock up and it's immediately doing that,
<v Speaker 1>and Jimmy Hart says, the Mountain's gonna become the next
<v Speaker 1>icy champion, and the Mountie says, enjoy it while you can.
<v Speaker 1>Brett the hitman heart. You already felt the first one,
<v Speaker 1>and when you feel the second one, I want to
<v Speaker 1>be college champion. He's talking about the I guess I
<v Speaker 1>think he tased him or something. Here. I feel like
<v Speaker 1>we this angle has been going on for a while.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think that the Mounie beats him on a
<v Speaker 2>house show or something.
<v Speaker 4>Mmm.
<v Speaker 1>I think that's right. Yeah, I think because I think
<v Speaker 1>we saw like a clip of that or something. Yeah, Mountie, Uh,
<v Speaker 1>he was a you know, upper echelon guy here. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I realized that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they needed somebody from Canada that was evil.
<v Speaker 1>Evil, breent O. God, damn, you're right. They could have
<v Speaker 1>made Bob Schmedley Canadian and evil.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, well, he's got to be the macho man. Later,
<v Speaker 2>that's a series. So Busic locks in in a Domino
<v Speaker 2>stretch here and uses the ropes uh while distracts the ref.
<v Speaker 1>Tap him out. That's over.
<v Speaker 2>Brett hits an atomic drop and a back breaker, just
<v Speaker 2>classic Brett. I mean, he just pops off all his
<v Speaker 2>signature shit and then it hits the Sharp Shooter and wins.
<v Speaker 2>I love that. Like Brett's backbreaker is just so I
<v Speaker 2>don't know, it just looks like no one does it,
<v Speaker 2>and it looks like Brett's, Like Brett's just is one
<v Speaker 2>of one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he does have a very specific style, but he
<v Speaker 1>has a very specific style of doing a bunch of
<v Speaker 1>different moves too. I mean even I mean, obviously we
<v Speaker 1>talk about his punches and all, but there's a lot
<v Speaker 1>of stuff that he does and you can see that.
<v Speaker 1>It's like you know, if you if you put it
<v Speaker 1>like a just a silhouette of somebody doing it, you
<v Speaker 1>could point.
<v Speaker 2>Out that it's Brett. Yeah, I agree. I mean, like
<v Speaker 2>his his elbow off the second's very dope too. And uh,
<v Speaker 2>I mean you can't beat the sharp Shooter.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, and uh yeah he I mean he uh
<v Speaker 1>he puts it on Big Bully Busic here, and that's
<v Speaker 1>really the end of his run here, which you know,
<v Speaker 1>you know, you give a guy the caliber of Big
<v Speaker 1>Bully Busic three minutes and he has to just lose
<v Speaker 1>immediately to Uh, a sharp shooter like I would quit too.
<v Speaker 2>So we go to a pre tape here, Ripo man
<v Speaker 2>is outside a garage and UH looks directly at the
<v Speaker 2>camera and says, hey, you're about to witness a crime.
<v Speaker 1>That is insane. Dude. He's outside somebody's garage and Repaman says, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this is the one, you know, the lady that lives here.
<v Speaker 1>She's three days later on our car payment. This is
<v Speaker 1>our wrestler, by the way, three full days that ain't know, lady,
<v Speaker 1>that's our car thief. Me, I'm the repo man, and
<v Speaker 1>you know what that means. What's mine is mine and
<v Speaker 1>if you're laid on any payment, what's yours is mine too.
<v Speaker 1>So he gets into this woman's car in her garage,
<v Speaker 1>pitch black outside nighttime. She peeks around the corner and
<v Speaker 1>goes ah, and he starts the car up and pooks
<v Speaker 1>his head out the window and says, pay a lady
<v Speaker 1>or shut up, and he drives away with the car.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love that. Uh he just slammed the garage
<v Speaker 2>door open too. Just didn't give a fuck.
<v Speaker 1>And correct me if I'm wrong. James is repossessing the
<v Speaker 1>car the act of fucking driving it away from somebody's house.
<v Speaker 1>Is there like a toe process here or or like
<v Speaker 1>a boot I don't remember the part where you get
<v Speaker 1>in the car and drive away.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we have to wait for raw till he gets
<v Speaker 2>the truck.
<v Speaker 1>You know that's true. And he steals watching his hat
<v Speaker 1>and that was the end of the month with the truck. Ye.
<v Speaker 1>I mean this was fucking funny as shit. You're about
<v Speaker 1>to witness a crime.
<v Speaker 2>Huh, Yeah, it's funny as fuck. When she just starts
<v Speaker 2>screaming crazy it's nineteen ninety one, I assume she probably
<v Speaker 2>thinks a fucking night stalker or something.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's some fucking freak with a little mask on
<v Speaker 1>to break out of the garage. Hell, yeh, man Verry,
<v Speaker 1>I know that you're very dark, so look, get the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Is that you missed a holy one? Fuck you?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 2>No, how'd you tell I had the mask on? It
<v Speaker 2>was the hair or like thereof Hey, fuck you I'm
<v Speaker 2>taking your car. So we have Greg Green versus Texas
<v Speaker 2>Tornado carry Von Eric.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, Greg Green is just me.
<v Speaker 2>He was ready to fight.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he's another one an enhancement talent that really
<v Speaker 1>enhanced the talent here, Texas Tornado. What a ladies man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's insane to me that he's walking
<v Speaker 2>around with a prosthetic foot here.
<v Speaker 1>So that happened already, right, That's like we're years after
<v Speaker 1>that already. Yeah, Okay, that is insane. I would have
<v Speaker 1>no clue.
<v Speaker 2>So Greg Green here, I mean he's ready for the action.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 2>He takes Texas Tornado to the corner. Texas Tornado then
<v Speaker 2>immediately fires back, beats his ass, whips him into the ropes,
<v Speaker 2>gut punches him, and then hits him with the discus
<v Speaker 2>punch for the three man.
<v Speaker 1>He unleashes a flurry of offense like I've never seen before.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Greg Green really had no shot here. I
<v Speaker 1>knew he was doomed when Texas Tornado did the Irish
<v Speaker 1>whip punch him in the Sternham dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean the discus punch was nuts. I mean he
<v Speaker 2>goes to hit the ropes and just walks right into
<v Speaker 2>him and all right, so we got to an interview here.
<v Speaker 2>Vince McMahon, Machaman and Roddy Piper are here to intervie you,
<v Speaker 2>Miss Elizabeth uh and the crowd is chanting Reinstate a lot.
<v Speaker 1>They chanted the entirety of that part of this promo
<v Speaker 1>like an absurd amount. Yeah, Vince says, we'll have more
<v Speaker 1>action here, but now standing by is the first lady
<v Speaker 1>the WWF, Miss Elizabeth in the backstage area, and Macha
<v Speaker 1>Man gives a big thumbs up because he fucks with
<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth heavy. And Vince says, Hey, Elizabeth, do you uh
<v Speaker 1>I anything you like to say to President Jack Tounny
<v Speaker 1>And she says, yeah, I'd like to say please reinstate, Randy,
<v Speaker 1>You're the only person that can do it. And and
<v Speaker 1>and Piper says, Liz, we love y'all. I tried. Bacho's tried, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you're beautiful, but I don't know if you could do it.
<v Speaker 1>And Elizabeth says, Roddy, I don't know what the fuck
<v Speaker 1>you just said. I just hope Jack Tounny will bow
<v Speaker 1>to the will of the people and you will listen
<v Speaker 1>to the support of the fans on Reinstate Randy. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 1>I love this push. I mean everyone loves Elizabeth, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know the fact that they're trying one more one
<v Speaker 1>more push from someone that everyone loves to try to
<v Speaker 1>get Macho Man reinstated is very wholesome. I did enjoy that.
<v Speaker 1>And uh, macho Man does, say, President Jack Tunney. If
<v Speaker 1>you don't answer in the affirmative after that, then you
<v Speaker 1>or know more of a man than Jake the Sneak Roberts.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love that. I love that Macho Man like
<v Speaker 2>is wearing the Reinstate Macho Man's shirt and that Elizabeth's like,
<v Speaker 2>can we please just goddamn reinstate this guy? Look, he's
<v Speaker 2>home every day, dude. She is so sick of this
<v Speaker 2>fucking understand man, Like, this house is fucking nuts, Like,
<v Speaker 2>just let him do his thing, man, please.
<v Speaker 1>Like he has been talking to the walls, he's showering
<v Speaker 1>with his boots on for some reason. Can you just
<v Speaker 1>please give him some work? He just needs something to do.
<v Speaker 2>So we go to Ben Jordan and he is taking
<v Speaker 2>on Skinner.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Ben Jordan, how where do they fucking find these guys?
<v Speaker 1>These are the real journeyman of.
<v Speaker 2>Pro Yeah, some people were calling these guys the Elite
<v Speaker 2>four of the WWL. Well, Skinner offers a test of
<v Speaker 2>strength that Ben Jordan takes, uh, and then he just
<v Speaker 2>punches him.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he punches them right in the face and
<v Speaker 1>then laughs at the camera and uh Piper, of course,
<v Speaker 1>and the boys are going nuts on commentary. H Piper
<v Speaker 1>calls Vince a stir. He says, he's you know, he's
<v Speaker 1>got a right to say what he has to say
<v Speaker 1>about Jack Toney as in the Macho Man. He's been
<v Speaker 1>taking his time and that's right, Piper. How'd you hurt
<v Speaker 1>your lip? And Piper's ah ah bicycle and mats what
<v Speaker 1>were you doing leaning on the ground fliering them over
<v Speaker 1>with the bicycle?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Skinner just whips Jordan and U throws the craziest
<v Speaker 2>gut kick I've ever seen here.
<v Speaker 1>What the okay? You definitely thought that was gonna be
<v Speaker 1>big boot, like to the hen right, Yeah, yeah, it
<v Speaker 1>is big boot to the stomach.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, just throws it front of his shoe right
<v Speaker 2>at his like mid section.
<v Speaker 1>Look like it hurt like a motherfucker man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Skinner then stun guns this dude his cell before
<v Speaker 2>the bump is great here looks like he really got
<v Speaker 2>knocked out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he goes fucking flying.
<v Speaker 2>And then Skinner hits the death drop for the three.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Man, hey, you can't do that scorpio death drop?
<v Speaker 2>Look good?
<v Speaker 1>You know what it did? Look good? You're right Skinner.
<v Speaker 1>Let's see what's he doing here? He? Uh, Steve Kern,
<v Speaker 1>I've heard that name. I don't know why I've heard
<v Speaker 1>that name though.
<v Speaker 2>He was Dooint the clown.
<v Speaker 1>Ye be right? Is that right? Oh?
<v Speaker 2>There was that time where like there was two joint
<v Speaker 2>the clowns.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he was other Doint. I think he was also
<v Speaker 1>involved in FCW. Maybe that's why I've heard the name,
<v Speaker 1>because they were sure. Okay a bunch. He does go
<v Speaker 1>to WW two with Bobby Eton.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they're a tag team, right, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>That's right. How about that he's not Skinner anymore? There
<v Speaker 1>with a dip.
<v Speaker 2>He probably still dips though. So we got the hul
<v Speaker 2>cogin interview here Hulk comes out, uh for an interview
<v Speaker 2>with Mean Jean.
<v Speaker 1>This is so crazy. There's more Hulk Hogan Lord that
<v Speaker 1>we find out every time we watch this fucking freak James,
<v Speaker 1>Like I uh, I am always surprised he comes out here,
<v Speaker 1>big Pop. You know everyone fucking likes Hulk still he
<v Speaker 1>has the WWF title on belt. Looks great, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>I love this belt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's funny to me, Like this era of WWF
<v Speaker 2>to me is sort of like a blind spot. So
<v Speaker 2>like whenever I see Mean Jen and Hogan, I just
<v Speaker 2>think of WCW.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, So Mean Jins is all right,
<v Speaker 1>hul Cogan. This Wednesday night in the Motor City, it
<v Speaker 1>is a Survivors series. You're gonna face your gravest challenge,
<v Speaker 1>get a guy's greatest challenge. He's fucking grave Undertaker bad man.
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be defending the title against the Undertaker. Some
<v Speaker 1>are saying that unquestionably, after the Starbars series and the
<v Speaker 1>Greatest Challenge, Hulk Comania will be dead. Crowd booze or
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like the crowd booz. I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>they actually do.
<v Speaker 2>In State, I told you morever.
<v Speaker 1>So, Hogan says, well, let me tell you something, Mean
<v Speaker 1>Gene this Wednesday night, Thanksgiving Eve. Yes, Hulk Hogan faces
<v Speaker 1>his greatest challenge in the Undertaker. But the thing you
<v Speaker 1>got to realize is mean Gene. When you're a Hulk
<v Speaker 1>Camaniac that for eight long years I've heard him say
<v Speaker 1>that Hulkamane is dying and that Hulkamania still lives. Mean gene.
<v Speaker 1>So right now, mean Gene. Since it is our greatest challenge,
<v Speaker 1>I think it's time to explain to all those teeny
<v Speaker 1>Hulkamaniacs what the red and yellow stands for. This is
<v Speaker 1>he says that, And they have this undershot of him,
<v Speaker 1>like the camera the interviewer. He is like on an
<v Speaker 1>elevated platform, and the cameras underneath him, and Hogan's bog
<v Speaker 1>eyed staring down into it looks fucking insane. Yay. Then
<v Speaker 1>I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Brother,
<v Speaker 1>I fear no Undertaker, Bretta. I don't know why he
<v Speaker 1>said Bronna.
<v Speaker 2>He did say Brada.
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Snuka was flowing through his veins in this point,
<v Speaker 1>simply because the yellow Hulkamania will light up that valley
<v Speaker 1>of death. It stands for the belief in the train
<v Speaker 1>and the prayers and the vitamins and the like. To
<v Speaker 1>hull Comania will blind the Undertaker, but also the red dude,
<v Speaker 1>the red which guaranteed me immortality. Huh, that's right, This
<v Speaker 1>is nuts when the big man upstairs spilled his blood
<v Speaker 1>on this cross, he swore to me that whole Comania
<v Speaker 1>would never die.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Jesus made like a crazy deal here.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan was there.
<v Speaker 2>By sticks or by stone, brother, And on the.
<v Speaker 1>Third day, dude, it was just Jesus that came out
<v Speaker 1>of a ky brother. It was me, Dude, what Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus told halt Cogan that he would live forever.
<v Speaker 2>Well, hul Cogan first guy to not make a deal
<v Speaker 2>with the devil. He made a deal with Jesus, and
<v Speaker 2>Jesus said, hell, yeah, let's do it.
<v Speaker 1>Jesus said, FUCKINGI, let's go Hupster. Jesus marrying Joseph and
<v Speaker 1>the Holkster. So Hogan says that Alchimede will live forever
<v Speaker 1>as well as all Cogan Ric Flair. Just like the
<v Speaker 1>grew Reaper has his sickle to do his dirty work, brother,
<v Speaker 1>the Undertaker has you as his henchman, Rick Flair to
<v Speaker 1>do his dirty work. And you, just like the light
<v Speaker 1>of hul Camania will blind the Undertaker, it will also
<v Speaker 1>blind you. Brother. But the thing means, Gene that makes
<v Speaker 1>me realize I will survive is when the Undertaker reached
<v Speaker 1>down and he tore the crucifix off. My next, dude,
<v Speaker 1>My next dude, My neck, Dude, my neck went limp, brother,
<v Speaker 1>what went? You were laying down? He's twelve to six neck.
<v Speaker 2>You got me, brother, Stinger, Dude, you.
<v Speaker 1>Should wrestle him someday, the Stinger.
<v Speaker 2>No, you shouldn't. Brother. He thinks he's better than eat
<v Speaker 2>small brother. And there's just no way, dude.
<v Speaker 1>But as I smelt the dead, burning flesh in the
<v Speaker 1>palm of his hand, Dude, the power of hul Comania
<v Speaker 1>he couldn't handle. So the cross the Taker was holding
<v Speaker 1>burned his hand, not because it was a cross, but
<v Speaker 1>because of the power of hull Comania and Jesus, who
<v Speaker 1>is ahl comediac? Who is my brother? He dropped the
<v Speaker 1>crucifix and as it landed on me, me Gene, and
<v Speaker 1>it wore my heart. It made me realize that I
<v Speaker 1>will survive the Survivor series. It's Undertaker. Now that you
<v Speaker 1>know what the red and yellow mean, I don't. What
<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do, Undertaker when hult Cocain and the
<v Speaker 1>Red of Immortality run wild on you? The Red of Immortality.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Undertaker and Paul Barre are like Satan. But
<v Speaker 2>whole Commania has the power of God and Jesus and
<v Speaker 2>Undertaker also has the power Rick Flair, I guess, which
<v Speaker 2>is very similar to the Grim Reaper.
<v Speaker 1>Right, yes, that you got it. That's on hundred percent
<v Speaker 1>all all right, and you know what, dude, Jesus said
<v Speaker 1>I should go over.
<v Speaker 2>So we got into the WWF Survivor's Series report here
<v Speaker 2>Mean Jane is here to run down the Survivor series.
<v Speaker 1>So mean Gene says, this is the ultimate in team
<v Speaker 1>competition and so much more. The Survivor series used to
<v Speaker 1>be a big fucking deal here the right.
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, I mean it was a stop gap show
<v Speaker 2>for them, but it was definitely one of their bigger
<v Speaker 2>pay per views. A lot of a lot of business
<v Speaker 2>happened on the Thanksgiving time, like a lot of a
<v Speaker 2>lot of places. We're doing a lot of money. Back then,
<v Speaker 2>people were still buying shit and families were getting together
<v Speaker 2>and doing stuff, and uh yeah, it's just not you know,
<v Speaker 2>it's just not like that anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, not fuck not at all, dude. Fucking Thanksgiving
<v Speaker 1>sales start two weeks before Thanksgiving and then last three
<v Speaker 1>weeks after Thanksgiving.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, it's just like whatever, we'll get it and
<v Speaker 2>then we'll move on.
<v Speaker 1>Mean Jane says, I strongly suggest you pick up the
<v Speaker 1>blower right now and contact your local cable company. Avoid
<v Speaker 1>busy operators at the eleventh hour. Get that blower, James
<v Speaker 1>start blowing.
<v Speaker 2>I hain't no problem.
<v Speaker 1>We just heard from all Cogan. It sounds to me
<v Speaker 1>like he's friends with Jesus. Jesus wanted to wait to
<v Speaker 1>pick up the line. Come now. It sounds like he has.
<v Speaker 1>He's ready for his gravest challenge, and that greatest challenge
<v Speaker 1>is standing by right now with Paul Bear. They show
<v Speaker 1>a taker Hogan graphic looks insane, and then once again
<v Speaker 1>we have Paul Bear, an undertaker in front of the
<v Speaker 1>war zoned backdrop. Same spot. Oh, Colgan, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Jesus undertaker puts his arm on. Paul Bear, looks right
<v Speaker 2>at the camera, lifts his head up with the hat
<v Speaker 2>mm hmm. M Antonio and.
<v Speaker 1>All right, I have a grievances on this Thanksgiving.
<v Speaker 2>You need to give me my fucking money.
<v Speaker 1>It's me punish your tuxt Morgan, Hey, my son, his money.
<v Speaker 4>Tell you.
<v Speaker 2>Black Fridays coming.
<v Speaker 1>He's just tonatum fucking airtime.
<v Speaker 2>And then keep it in Undertaker puts his arm back
<v Speaker 2>on Barbert.
<v Speaker 3>I got this, Dad, Oh I warn drop so, Paul
<v Speaker 3>Bart says, this Wednesday, Huld Coogan, your gravest challenge, the
<v Speaker 3>w A Championship on the line against my Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>It won't be long. Think back when you visit in
<v Speaker 1>my funeral, Pallor and my Undertaker appeared out of nowhere.
<v Speaker 1>This time we're gonna walk away. Oh yes, with your title,
<v Speaker 1>and Taker says this time, m.
<v Speaker 2>How many more promos do I need to cut in
<v Speaker 2>this room?
<v Speaker 1>It's so fucking ho here it smells like shit.
<v Speaker 2>Paul. There's six soft lights and that's not even on
<v Speaker 2>the key lights.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's horrible. Six song flights. Fuck me, it's bad Jesus, Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, buddy. We'll wrap this up here soon.
<v Speaker 2>Does anyone even care about Survivor series? It's fucking four
<v Speaker 2>man eight man tags.
<v Speaker 1>You're in the main, Dude, you should probably care a
<v Speaker 1>little bit.
<v Speaker 2>That match will suck. Just tell him dad, it's not
<v Speaker 2>in his sport.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Taker legit says, the time, m is it hand
<v Speaker 1>made me think of you immediately. There's no place to run,
<v Speaker 1>no place to hide, no heroes with chairs and no crucifixes,
<v Speaker 1>just the undertakers burrrry dude. Sid, by the way, is
<v Speaker 1>like not mentioned at all on the actual pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>I was reading that that, like, I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>like someone's going on, he definitely comes back, but they
<v Speaker 1>were like Super was like, don't talk about Sid on
<v Speaker 1>the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Sid has been removed from the Survivor series
<v Speaker 2>tag team of him, Big boss Man and l O
<v Speaker 2>D versus Jake Roberts IRS and the Natural Disasters. I
<v Speaker 2>believe what it was, by the way, was that Sid
<v Speaker 2>had an elbow injury, and I think by this point
<v Speaker 2>obviously they were already planning for the WrestleMania deal, and
<v Speaker 2>what happens at the end of the show, I think
<v Speaker 2>actually changes what happens to that tag team match at
<v Speaker 2>the pay per view. Oh okay, because right now I
<v Speaker 2>think it's just Big boss Man and l O D
<v Speaker 2>versus Jake I RS and Natural Disasters, And I think
<v Speaker 2>what happens at the end of the show, which we'll
<v Speaker 2>talk about at the end, we'll kind of cycle back
<v Speaker 2>to it here, but changes that so it's it's more
<v Speaker 2>even and not like a handicap match.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, Okay, that makes a lot of sense.
<v Speaker 2>So ld is here with Big boss Man in the
<v Speaker 2>same room and they're the tag team champions.
<v Speaker 1>Boss Man says, Hawk, Animal, what do you say after
<v Speaker 1>this Wednesday night, after we get through kicking these pieces
<v Speaker 1>of trashes, but we lock them up, we carry them downtown,
<v Speaker 1>we throw them in a dirty cell and leave them
<v Speaker 1>the rot with rats.
<v Speaker 2>H Okay, do we have to arrest him?
<v Speaker 1>That's my deal.
<v Speaker 2>Your deal kind of sucks.
<v Speaker 1>So Animal says that does sound good to him, and
<v Speaker 1>he says, Jack Tunny, we want to know are you
<v Speaker 1>gonna let Randy Savage be our partner or not? It
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter us. We just want to know. I thought
<v Speaker 1>that was very nice. He put that in a way
<v Speaker 1>louder tone, but he was.
<v Speaker 2>He was like yelling the whole time, like and then
<v Speaker 2>he just brings it back around. Just let us know.
<v Speaker 1>Please, just kind of trying to figure some stuff out
<v Speaker 1>here if you go just kind of game plan, and
<v Speaker 1>Hawks says, hey, let's talk about teth today. Let's talk
<v Speaker 1>about that nottch on disasters, Jake, this naked irs. Let's
<v Speaker 1>talk about not going to teeth all the way down
<v Speaker 1>their throats and out there Sphigters, Big Boss Mantassam.
<v Speaker 2>On the shoulder. All right, so yeah we'll see all
<v Speaker 2>that's Survivors series.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's uh get on out of here.
<v Speaker 4>Because wow, you're gonna be teeth all right. No, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>you're just gonna be shitting right all right. And Dan
<v Speaker 4>and then we're gonna have we're gonna put them in prison.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good, shut up.
<v Speaker 1>Prison.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Brett Hart, Roddy Piper, British Bulldog and
<v Speaker 2>Virgil taking on Rick Flair, Warlord Ted Dibiassi in the Mounty.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking insane. That is an insane group of people.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but like I assumed, you know,
<v Speaker 2>with the team of like Rick Flair, Warlord DBAs in
<v Speaker 2>the Mountie, there's no way they can get all these
<v Speaker 2>guys in the same room together. I was wrong.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean not only I was thinking even above that, James,
<v Speaker 1>think about all eight of them in the same room
<v Speaker 1>together calling a match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I imagine that like British Bulldog is just it's
<v Speaker 2>in a different realm blitzed. I imagine like everybody is
<v Speaker 2>sitting in like a circle around the warlord as the
<v Speaker 2>Warlord calls this match.
<v Speaker 1>With the warlord is calling fucking break.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, warlords the strongest guy in the rooms.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking true. I get you know what, I'm not
<v Speaker 1>gonna argue that. And he looks like sticking.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean like this is the greatest fucking bro
<v Speaker 2>meet up of all time.
<v Speaker 1>Player's holding big gold by the way, and it's blurt out.
<v Speaker 2>This is what happens when the group chat finally gets together.
<v Speaker 1>Group chat made it out. The group chat made the
<v Speaker 1>group It's hard to believe when you're on top of
<v Speaker 1>the world that things can get any better. But guess what,
<v Speaker 1>my new executive consultant has told me that from Noella
<v Speaker 1>everything will be perfect. Whoa And then fucking mister Perfect
<v Speaker 1>comes in and DAPs up Flair. That's how they introduce
<v Speaker 1>this this combination here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mister Perfect has like the Nike fucking tracksuit on
<v Speaker 2>his dop.
<v Speaker 1>He looks clean as fuck. Dude. Yeah, I mean, last
<v Speaker 1>time we were talking about Flair in Perfect, it was
<v Speaker 1>the raw where they did the loser leaves.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so there, you know, that's Uh, it's crazy to
<v Speaker 1>see that like this starts here, Like I didn't I
<v Speaker 1>didn't really know I guess just sidebar by the way,
<v Speaker 1>didn't really know the significance of superstars are wrestling, but
<v Speaker 1>a lot happens on this so this must have been
<v Speaker 1>a big show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I imagine so at the time, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know how many other like TV shows
<v Speaker 1>they had at the time in w you off, but
<v Speaker 1>like this, obviously they're doing a lot here, so I
<v Speaker 1>you know that kind of which again goes back to
<v Speaker 1>my point, how is this hard to find? So mister
<v Speaker 1>Perfect says, just like everything else in my life, I'm
<v Speaker 1>here for one reason and just make sure everything remains perfect.
<v Speaker 2>Mister Perfect comes in and says, I'm mister Perfect and
<v Speaker 2>things will go perfect. And Ted Debiosti says, I like money.
<v Speaker 1>I'm the money man.
<v Speaker 2>And Warlord shows his big staff with a big W
<v Speaker 2>on top of him. Yep, and the MOUNTI is Canadian.
<v Speaker 2>So there you go.
<v Speaker 1>This is the fucking best group of all time by
<v Speaker 1>the favorite I love it. I love it. What more
<v Speaker 1>do you need to know?
<v Speaker 2>That's me every time I see Ted Devastie. What more
<v Speaker 2>you need to know? He's the money man. He likes money.
<v Speaker 1>Really like you know. He obviously cut more promos and
<v Speaker 1>showed this and that, but like legit was just that
<v Speaker 1>I'm the bunny man.
<v Speaker 2>I got the money. Yeah, like you can bring out
<v Speaker 2>whatever to him and Ted DEBIOSTI will just find some
<v Speaker 2>way to say and I like money. Oh hell yeah
<v Speaker 2>you do?
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, fuck yeah we do.
<v Speaker 2>This guy likes fucking money man, and he's the money man.
<v Speaker 1>And this guy's strongest ship. Look at him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this guy laughs a lot. He's funny. I like him.
<v Speaker 2>He's eccentric.
<v Speaker 1>This guy's perfect.
<v Speaker 2>This guy's he literally walks in frames. It says I
<v Speaker 2>missed her perfect and these are gonna go perfect. Oh
<v Speaker 2>good job. Fuck yeah, Claire pat than that good job.
<v Speaker 2>That was good.
<v Speaker 1>How could you not be convinced the team with this guy,
<v Speaker 1>like he's got it down to a fucking team.
<v Speaker 2>They'll go around in a circle and they just say
<v Speaker 2>random ship Like Rick Claire is like, whoo, I like,
<v Speaker 2>I like having sex.
<v Speaker 1>I'm a champion.
<v Speaker 2>Perfect, I'm fucking perfect. To be honest, I like the money. Oh.
<v Speaker 2>This guy's Canadians Warler's happy, he's got the big staff.
<v Speaker 2>The cameras go off. Rick Flair looks other. That was good, guys,
<v Speaker 2>That was that was good.
<v Speaker 4>We nailed that good job nailed it is as it
<v Speaker 4>is a mess of w c W.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell you this is good though. What we
<v Speaker 2>do here is good. That's good. You're you're gonna say
<v Speaker 2>I look naked in this, right?
<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure it's gonna be funny though.
<v Speaker 2>Like I wanted to mention the sex part because it
<v Speaker 2>looks like I'm naked, so lop me in. So the
<v Speaker 2>Anvil Jim dug In, Tino Santana and the Texas Tornado
<v Speaker 2>will take on Iron Chic, Berserker, Big Bully Busic and Skinner. Sadly,
<v Speaker 2>Jim not Hart is out, and so is Big Bully
<v Speaker 2>Busic because he quit.
<v Speaker 1>God damn it. Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, Wow, that's a lot. I mean, like every
<v Speaker 2>match here has had like some sort of alteration pretty much.
<v Speaker 1>You're right, this is a cursed fucking show. I would
<v Speaker 1>be pissed. Wow, I'd be pissed.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too. I'd tune in, Ah fuck Big Bully
<v Speaker 2>is it here?
<v Speaker 1>And I would do what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>I turned to the wall in my house. I punched
<v Speaker 2>the shit out the fuck. I look up at my
<v Speaker 2>roof and I start scratching off the popcorn roof in
<v Speaker 2>my house because the anvil because the ANI was not
<v Speaker 2>up the Survivors series. Give me out of this, so
<v Speaker 2>hoole start scratching the pump put on the sea.
<v Speaker 1>Well, mean Geene says, maybe we'll find out on this
<v Speaker 1>Arbrosary showdown who Jim Duggan will pick to replace Jim Knighthart.
<v Speaker 1>And there are rumors the float that it may be
<v Speaker 1>Sergeant Slaughter. Fuck this, I'm not buying this shit anymore.
<v Speaker 2>You're telling me I buy this pay per view. You
<v Speaker 2>know I tune in. I just finished put my entire
<v Speaker 2>family through college for seven hundred dollars and I tune
<v Speaker 2>in to watch the Sergeant's Slaughter be putting this match
<v Speaker 2>because the Ample didn't want to show up to work today.
<v Speaker 2>You're pissing me off.
<v Speaker 1>You should fucking I'm watching Nitro. It's not around, but
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching it.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, we have one more match here at the
<v Speaker 2>Survivor series. The Rockers and the Bushwhackers one of the
<v Speaker 2>greatest teams. Like this is fucking nuts. You have Marty
<v Speaker 2>Jannetti team it up with Bushwhacker link. I mean, like
<v Speaker 2>this is powerful stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they're fucking pencil shaking.
<v Speaker 2>It's like that is nuts. I can't even imagine. Listen
<v Speaker 2>to this match and tell me how this match went backstage,
<v Speaker 2>the Rockers and the Bushwhackers versus the Beverly Brothers and
<v Speaker 2>the Nasty.
<v Speaker 1>Boys like this, No way someone doesn't come to the
<v Speaker 1>ring with a black eye because they were fucking all
<v Speaker 1>arguing about how this match should go. Like this is
<v Speaker 1>a fucking insanity, dude, this has potential to be the
<v Speaker 1>craziest match of all time. I almost want to watch it.
<v Speaker 1>That's how fucking like absurd. This match sounds like.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that was Bushwhackers. Luca's pants are down.
<v Speaker 1>And so is Brian Knobs, and there's his asshole that'sh.
<v Speaker 2>Sewn and Marty did drugs again. If the Rockers, if
<v Speaker 2>the Rockers and the Bushwhackers didn't come down to the ring,
<v Speaker 2>and Sean and Marty, if they didn't do the fucking
<v Speaker 2>walk with the arms, they should off Nasty crunched them
<v Speaker 2>in the eyes. Knobs should show his ass I mean
<v Speaker 2>the second part is happening either way. That's awesome, man, good, good,
<v Speaker 2>fucking I love to know how the hell that came together.
<v Speaker 1>Crack smoked out nuts before showing have we what have
<v Speaker 1>we the fucking Rockers and the bush Rockers together? Who
<v Speaker 1>on the who on.
<v Speaker 2>The roster isn't on steroids?
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 2>Well we got the Rockers and the boy slackers. We
<v Speaker 2>got the Beverly Brothers and the Nasty Boys.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well let's go one clean Matchel two.
<v Speaker 2>So we get a few commercials here in the copy
<v Speaker 2>of the show that we watch.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, yes, uh be afraid to be very
<v Speaker 1>afraid of Metroid two.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we get a Metroid two game boy commercial here.
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I actually just bought Metroid Prime for the GameCube recently.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't own it, like you know, I didn't own
<v Speaker 2>it when I was like a kid, but I remember
<v Speaker 2>going to my friend's house to play it. He had
<v Speaker 2>like the did you have a game cube? I did.
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember the wireless GameCube controller, the silver one? Yes, yes, dude,
<v Speaker 2>it was huge. He had that controller and I always
<v Speaker 2>thought that was so cool. I was like, oh shit,
<v Speaker 2>this doesn't have a chord on it.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I only ever saw that like in store, Like
<v Speaker 1>I never. I didn't know one. I just knew it existed.
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude. Speaking of controllers, I remember there was this
<v Speaker 2>hardware store in town. Allege are really small town, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure, and like there was gaming stuff, absolutely nothing,
<v Speaker 2>I mean literally sure. And uh I remember I went
<v Speaker 2>to the hardware store and they had like a little
<v Speaker 2>section for like printers and stuff like that, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and uh they had a controller. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if you remember these controllers, but there were these
<v Speaker 2>like really off brand controllers that had like the fan
<v Speaker 2>that was inside the handling.
<v Speaker 1>My god, I do remember those what was that called, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. I just remember seeing it and like
<v Speaker 2>we get we got it back to the crib and
<v Speaker 2>like put it in and we're like, wow, this is
<v Speaker 2>like technology is really coming a long way. And it's
<v Speaker 2>just like a fan inserted into the controller, and like
<v Speaker 2>the controller is a complete piece of dog shit, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>like fucking shit in terms of like moving the analogs
<v Speaker 2>and pressing the buttons. I mean, it might as well
<v Speaker 2>have been useless. Uh, But I just remember the fan
<v Speaker 2>being like the coolest thing ever.
<v Speaker 1>Did the Xbox There was an Xbox one. Do you
<v Speaker 1>remember that.
<v Speaker 2>No, we didn't get the Xbox when I think the
<v Speaker 2>one we got was for like PlayStation one or PlayStation
<v Speaker 2>two or something. I was with my buddies. That was
<v Speaker 2>their deal, and we just thought that was cool as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>So for some reason, the fan controller in my brain,
<v Speaker 1>I just remember being green. So maybe that's why I
<v Speaker 1>think it's theird.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's a ton of like, yeah, I'm sure
<v Speaker 2>there's a ton of stuff like that for for Xbox
<v Speaker 2>and all that shit. I mean they were pushing third
<v Speaker 2>party peripherals like crazy. Game Stop was doing it specifically
<v Speaker 2>when we were growing up, because like Microsoft and Sony
<v Speaker 2>would take such big cuts out of the uh like
<v Speaker 2>official OEM stuff. Yes that they just like had their
<v Speaker 2>off brand fucking whatever. And like if you went to
<v Speaker 2>game Stop and you're like, let me get this PlayStation
<v Speaker 2>two controller, let me get this Xbox controller, they'd be like, well,
<v Speaker 2>this one is better and it's a lot cheaper, right
<v Speaker 2>because like you know, they're gonna get a larger cut
<v Speaker 2>of it, and like they just tell the employees to
<v Speaker 2>try to sell that one. Wow, I forget. That was
<v Speaker 2>such a different time. Yeah, that was such a time.
<v Speaker 1>I know the options were I mean, even if there
<v Speaker 1>was shitty option, having options was cool.
<v Speaker 2>There was also a commercial for cologne. Preferred Stock is
<v Speaker 2>what it was called.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got that extra smooth cologne. It's the preferred
<v Speaker 1>cologne for preferred men. Yeah, what do you what do
<v Speaker 1>you give a man that has the look, the touch
<v Speaker 1>and the smile. You give him this fucking gray ass cologne.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you want to smell like you just played
<v Speaker 2>a game of basketball, this.
<v Speaker 1>Is for you. You want to smell the inside of
<v Speaker 1>a locker, let's raight this on.
<v Speaker 2>We also got a commercial for Sega game gear. Hmmm, yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so this was kind of like a game Boy.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have one of these, and I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if I knew anybody that had one of these.
<v Speaker 2>No, I never saw this. I actually didn't see a
<v Speaker 2>ton of Sega stuff when I was growing up, and
<v Speaker 2>I guess maybe because Sega had already started losing to
<v Speaker 2>Nintendo pretty bad by that, oh like when we got,
<v Speaker 2>you know, to the age where we were playing stuff.
<v Speaker 2>The last deal I really like saw when I was
<v Speaker 2>growing up as a kid was Dreamcast.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's that's what I was gonna say. That was
<v Speaker 1>mine too, because I uh but it was again, my
<v Speaker 1>whole life was just kind of wrestling, So, like I
<v Speaker 1>knew the Dreamcast had before a rumble on it, so
<v Speaker 1>that's all I knew.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean my dad got a Dreamcast. That's why
<v Speaker 2>I messed around with it before. But yeah, I mean like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Sega was kind of out of the out of the
<v Speaker 2>deal by that point. Most of the stuff that I
<v Speaker 2>like played of that was Sega, Like they didn't even
<v Speaker 2>say it was from Sega, like it would have the
<v Speaker 2>thing when you launched the game, like NFL two K
<v Speaker 2>five was by Sega, but like I wouldn't. I don't
<v Speaker 2>even think of it like that.
<v Speaker 1>You know, Yeah, that doesn't feel like a Sega game,
<v Speaker 1>huh dude.
<v Speaker 2>But I do love like Sega's whole deal was like
<v Speaker 2>fuck you Nintendo, Like that was the whole thing.
<v Speaker 1>Super was like yeah wow. They were like, hey man,
<v Speaker 1>you're fucking with the real ones over here, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean like if I was growing up in that time,
<v Speaker 2>and like you know, I was young enough to be
<v Speaker 2>in that deal, yeah, like I would have fucking fell
<v Speaker 2>for the Sega shit like crazy Sega does winn into
<v Speaker 2>and then don't you god damn rightly fuck you?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah crazy Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>And I mean before before uh, Nintendo had Pokemon right
<v Speaker 2>like their Killer app was like Tetris on the game
<v Speaker 2>yeah right, you know, so like if I was eight, nine, ten,
<v Speaker 2>whatever the case is here, eleven or twelve even, right, sure,
<v Speaker 2>I'm playing fucking Sonic on the game gear. Shit Tetris, dude.
<v Speaker 1>The game that they showed here, uh, I think it's
<v Speaker 1>called Glock is like a crazy like air shooter.
<v Speaker 2>And I love Tetris, you know, but like no way.
<v Speaker 1>And it was uh it was full color too. I
<v Speaker 1>don't think the game the game Boy wasn't, right, the
<v Speaker 1>game gear.
<v Speaker 2>Was, That's right. Yeah, so the deal here was that
<v Speaker 2>game Gear had like a full color screen. The game
<v Speaker 2>Boy didn't. Obviously, the game Boy color came out, and
<v Speaker 2>it did. That's the one that I remember playing a
<v Speaker 2>lot as a kid, was the game Boy color. And
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you're probably the same because like, yes, that
<v Speaker 2>was kind of like our general ation came out, was mine? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>yeah right, because game Boy came out like late eighties,
<v Speaker 2>I think, and uh yeah, obviously Pokemon didn't come out
<v Speaker 2>till like what ninety six or ninety eight or something.
<v Speaker 2>Pokemon Yellow came out in ninety nine, and like that
<v Speaker 2>was like when I got into Pokemon, was like Pokemon
<v Speaker 2>Yellow and I got into it, and this is probably
<v Speaker 2>the greatest idea they ever had. Was like they didn't
<v Speaker 2>even really change the fucking game any but like they
<v Speaker 2>gave you the Pikachua that followed behind you, like the
<v Speaker 2>fucking show what to sound like, dude, that's all they did. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's all they did. It was like the same fucking
<v Speaker 2>game except for you get Pikachua follows behind you and
<v Speaker 2>it worked right, like yeah, dude, hell yeah. And obviously
<v Speaker 2>like the following behind you mechanics changed everything. They all
<v Speaker 2>pretty much the entirety through the next couple of generations,
<v Speaker 2>but a little dude with you.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I mean. Also I read that the game Gear's batteries
<v Speaker 2>just like got eaten up, Like I was reading that
<v Speaker 2>like game Boys, yeah, game Boy. Like the big deal
<v Speaker 2>between the game Gear and the game Boy was like
<v Speaker 2>game Boy had like thirty hours on four double A batteries.
<v Speaker 1>Game Gear only had like three to five.
<v Speaker 2>It looks like, yeah, that's right, but six double six batteries.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. And I guess the game Gear also didn't
<v Speaker 2>have a ton of games. I mean they had like
<v Speaker 2>Sonic I think on it and shit, you know which
<v Speaker 2>like in itsef I think Sonic's awesome, so like, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know, I think that could carry me for a
<v Speaker 2>bit there. But it also costs twice as much as
<v Speaker 2>the game Boy costs?
<v Speaker 1>Did it? Oh? I didn't know that. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I think the game Boy was like eighty or ninety
<v Speaker 2>dollars and I think like the game Gear was like
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and fifty on hundred and sixty or something.
<v Speaker 2>It was, it was quite a lot more. Yeah, yeah, sure,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah complete. It's so funny because only a few
<v Speaker 2>years separates these things, right, and uh, it just completely
<v Speaker 2>passed us.
<v Speaker 1>I think, you know, just like what a short window
<v Speaker 1>that was.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Sega was I mean, Sega was pushing, they
<v Speaker 2>were going for it. Nintendo just they unlocked the Killer
<v Speaker 2>apps and it was just over. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was watching a video the other day of uh,
<v Speaker 1>someone explaining like how Nintendo was going to do the
<v Speaker 1>disc based like John two, and then they were doing
<v Speaker 1>it with Sony and they were like, ah, never mind,
<v Speaker 1>and then Sony said, okay, we'll just do it then,
<v Speaker 1>and they just did the right. It was supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be a Nintendo PlayStation. I didn't realize that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's pretty nuts.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking crazy. Yeah, circle back real.
<v Speaker 2>Quick, kind of like Blockbuster and Netflix.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, that's right. Wow, I forget that that was
<v Speaker 1>a thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, I mean I remember, I don't know, it
<v Speaker 2>might have been ten years ago. There was still Blockbuster boxes.
<v Speaker 2>There was that. There was like that that weird middle
<v Speaker 2>place where like we were between a rental store and streaming. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like red Box was super popular.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yeah, I do remember that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, and it was Blockbusters, like we're not missing
<v Speaker 2>out on this.
<v Speaker 1>It did, it did well. It didn't look like it
<v Speaker 1>was like I guess when you're there, right, like something
<v Speaker 1>going away doesn't seem likely until like because it just
<v Speaker 1>does one.
<v Speaker 2>Day, like right, yeah, time just passes, right.
<v Speaker 1>I figured that stuff would always just be an add
<v Speaker 1>on to Blockbuster and it would just be you know,
<v Speaker 1>it'd always be there, and then it wasn't. I also
<v Speaker 1>thought it was interesting, by the way, speaking of just
<v Speaker 1>cycling back to the game Boy game gear thing, them
<v Speaker 1>advertising that pretty much back to back on this episode
<v Speaker 1>was kind of interesting. I'm surprised that, like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>a competing thing. I don't know how often I saw
<v Speaker 1>an Xbox commercial and then the PlayStation commercial right after.
<v Speaker 2>M sure, I think maybe like that changed over time, right, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but I guess it was sort of like the wild
<v Speaker 2>Wild West of the time. It was just like, who
<v Speaker 2>wants to buy this ad slot? Give me some money,
<v Speaker 2>like game Boy and game Gear did, and they're like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>fuck it whatever. I mean. From what I read too,
<v Speaker 2>like game Boy and Nintendo put way more money into
<v Speaker 2>marketing than Sega, because Sega, I think has to be
<v Speaker 2>some like underground swelled'll like, you know, sure, we're not
<v Speaker 2>fucking Nintendo, like we're doing shit over here, like we're
<v Speaker 2>trying to push the ship for the mouth. Nintendo's like
<v Speaker 2>trying to make family friendly fucking you know what I mean. Like,
<v Speaker 2>it's just a completely different deal. It worked, Yeah, right, no,
<v Speaker 2>it did work. I still think Sega floundering out for
<v Speaker 2>the gaming industry.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, thats yeah. I never like seeing that happen.
<v Speaker 2>We got another commercial here. Attorney Jody Schulman says, did
<v Speaker 2>you crash your car? Well, you should, and then when
<v Speaker 2>you do, you can call me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, you think I heard on the job. You
<v Speaker 1>think someone's to blame, even if not, you should blame somebody.
<v Speaker 1>How do you call us at the offices of Dan M. Shulman.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no problem, I'll give you a call.
<v Speaker 1>Sure. I'm sure this will fucking not really fuck me
<v Speaker 1>over either. I'm sure it'll be time and money.
<v Speaker 2>So we come back to WWF here and we have
<v Speaker 2>the main event of the evening, which is Bob Werner
<v Speaker 2>versus Jake Roberts.
<v Speaker 1>Bob Warner one of the Elite Four with the mullet.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's like the lance of the Elite Four.
<v Speaker 1>He dude, I swear, I don't know why. I could
<v Speaker 1>be wrong. Maybe just a guy that like has a
<v Speaker 1>similar name or something. But in my brain I was like, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I swear I've written the words Bob warrener versus Jake
<v Speaker 1>Roberts before, but I just couldn't find anything. If anyone
<v Speaker 1>knows anything I'm talking about, why I would know this
<v Speaker 1>fucking Bob Warner guy, please let me know.
<v Speaker 2>This is one of the legendary matches, the ones they
<v Speaker 2>talk about that they have talked about through history.
<v Speaker 1>It was in the Jake Roberts DVD.
<v Speaker 2>This match Bob Warner versus Jake Roberts is the one
<v Speaker 2>they whisper.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Bob Warner with the mullet, Jake Roberts looks
<v Speaker 1>fantastic here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so uh obviously Macho Man and Jake Roberts are
<v Speaker 2>are nose to nose, right, and Macho Man wants to
<v Speaker 2>hit the ring and attack Jake Roberts, but Roddy Piper's
<v Speaker 2>telling him, Hey, man, maybe don't do that right now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, you should, uh you should. Wait. You know
<v Speaker 1>you're doing it right way. It takes more of a
<v Speaker 1>man to sit in a chair and wait to get
<v Speaker 1>reinstated to do it, and you're doing the right thing.
<v Speaker 1>And Matra says, thank you. I think.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So in the ring, Jake Roberts hits him with
<v Speaker 2>the short arm, closed line and then the d DT and.
<v Speaker 1>He went, I mean he beats him immediately like snapmre
<v Speaker 1>steps on his neck line ddt uh fucking super over.
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, whoops. Sorry, Bob Warner. You will uh you will.
<v Speaker 1>I will never forget you until the next time I
<v Speaker 1>forget you.
<v Speaker 2>Very similar to to you know, it's funny that he's
<v Speaker 2>the Lance of the Elite for very similar. When I
<v Speaker 2>get the ice BEAMTM and Lance sees the barrel roll with.
<v Speaker 1>One, He's like, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, to move a bit, Yeah, so Jake Roberts
<v Speaker 2>grabs a mic after the match and looks over at
<v Speaker 2>the commentary table and, uh, there's a guy out there
<v Speaker 2>with a hat on.
<v Speaker 1>Hey you with the orange hat out there. Macho's like
<v Speaker 1>looking around.
<v Speaker 2>He's talking to me, dude, that was so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>It's like this long shot behind Macho Man. You see
<v Speaker 2>Jake Roberts in the ring. I mean there's like the
<v Speaker 2>sea of people. Hey, you with the orange hat out there.
<v Speaker 2>Macho Man looks over to us, right at Vincent Roddy.
<v Speaker 2>He's talking about me. Macho Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't you look real sweet? You know something, it
<v Speaker 1>was a time in my life I almost looked up
<v Speaker 1>to you. You were in occonaal champion, you were WF
<v Speaker 1>heavyweight champion one time.
<v Speaker 2>It should be nil, should have been the tag team.
<v Speaker 1>I almost envied you. But you know what, I'm looking
<v Speaker 1>at you. I'm thinking, here's a man that used to
<v Speaker 1>be a real man, but obviously he's grown a little soft,
<v Speaker 1>hiding him behind the skirt of a woman. Macho's getting tilted.
<v Speaker 1>He's like fucking firing up at the table. You see
<v Speaker 1>him moving. He says, well, I'll tell you what, Macho man,
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you see if you can borrow Piper's skirt?
<v Speaker 1>And that's enough. Macho Man stands up. He's not taking
<v Speaker 1>his disrespect and Jake, oh, he's standing up. Isn't that something? Boy?
<v Speaker 1>You look real good? And pink too. Come on, and
<v Speaker 1>Macho's had enough. He leaves commentary and he's walking in
<v Speaker 1>the ring, making a bee line to the ring as
<v Speaker 1>only the Macho Man can. As he stops and kind
<v Speaker 1>of panamimes of the crowd every couple seconds before he
<v Speaker 1>gets there, he says, Jake says, there's two things stopping
<v Speaker 1>him for coming in here. One is common sense, the
<v Speaker 1>other is fear. You are nothing but a gutless, yellow,
<v Speaker 1>stinking coward with no sense in the world. Does step
<v Speaker 1>your feet right in here? And Jake, I mean he's going,
<v Speaker 1>He says, I'm standing right here. I'm waiting on you.
<v Speaker 1>Macho gets he's fired up. He heads to the ring,
<v Speaker 1>storms there, gets on the apron, takes his hat off,
<v Speaker 1>and he goes to get in the ring, but a
<v Speaker 1>referee grabs his legs to stop him. He's trying to
<v Speaker 1>stop the Macho Man, which leads to Jake hitting him
<v Speaker 1>with a gnarly clothesline on the apron.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is this? Evil referee?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Yeah, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what the hell? I mean he really grabbed him,
<v Speaker 2>double legged him. Yeah, what the hell?
<v Speaker 1>Dude held both of his arms around his legs. He
<v Speaker 1>couldn't moved anywhere, and Jake blitzed him with his clothesline.
<v Speaker 1>Oh thanks, you're gonna help with that, huh.
<v Speaker 2>Ref Yeah, ref didn't want to do anything else.
<v Speaker 1>Huh. Oh, I mean, you know, Jake's got the snake.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not this ref's trying to fuck on me. Where's
<v Speaker 2>that referee? Yeah? So, I mean Piper, I love this.
<v Speaker 2>You know, he he gets in the ring, he drops
<v Speaker 2>some he's going to grab the bag here and obviously
<v Speaker 2>everybody knows what's in the bag, and uh, Piper is
<v Speaker 2>just yelling, you know, get out of there, macho.
<v Speaker 1>He's flipping out, dude, like you know, which you know
<v Speaker 1>in the world wrestling, Like obviously it had to happen whatever,
<v Speaker 1>but like you know, hey, well you just go help him.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck no, it's in the bag.
<v Speaker 1>Well he comes down eventually.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's only to make sure Missile Lizabeth doesn't get
<v Speaker 2>bit bad.
<v Speaker 1>And you know what that's true. That is true. Yeah, so, uh,
<v Speaker 1>I mean Jake, you know, goes outside, He fucks Macho up,
<v Speaker 1>throws him into the ring post. He sends him into
<v Speaker 1>the ring, and then he ties them up in the
<v Speaker 1>ropes Andre style, but not high Andre style, it's low
<v Speaker 1>Andre style. He ties them up in the bottom and
<v Speaker 1>middle rope.
<v Speaker 2>Here, Yeah, which I love. I think that's so cool,
<v Speaker 2>Like it's such an underrated, he old thing to do,
<v Speaker 2>you know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, it's the fucking hardest
<v Speaker 1>shit to do it too, I imagine with the I
<v Speaker 1>mean ropes have to be loose as shit for that
<v Speaker 1>to work.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine it feels like shit.
<v Speaker 1>God, especially those ropes. Hell yeah, I mean, so he's
<v Speaker 1>tied up, Jake is dropping just an unreal amount of
<v Speaker 1>knees on his stomach, which I also thought was cool,
<v Speaker 1>not punching him or anything, just dropping knees on him,
<v Speaker 1>slaps him a few times because Macho's helpless, and then
<v Speaker 1>Jake Roberts goes for the bag and he pours the
<v Speaker 1>snake out of the bag into the ring and Vince says,
<v Speaker 1>oh shit, the snake is like it stood up looking.
<v Speaker 2>Nuts, dude, it did. I love this shot.
<v Speaker 1>Scary like super scary. I would not fuck with this
<v Speaker 1>at all, dude.
<v Speaker 2>It felt like a b horror movie shot.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it did.
<v Speaker 2>It was very cool. I liked it a lot.
<v Speaker 1>So Jake picks up the snake. He walks it over
<v Speaker 1>to the Macho Man. This thing is rabid, by the way.
<v Speaker 1>It's twisting in the air, it's biting in the air,
<v Speaker 1>it's trying to get Jake. And then Jake puts it
<v Speaker 1>on Macho Man's arm and it takes a chomp like.
<v Speaker 1>So there's two versions of this, as I mentioned in
<v Speaker 1>the Observer, and you can you can find the unsensed
<v Speaker 1>one on the wb vaul shout out by the way,
<v Speaker 1>uh fucking this snake bites the shit out of Macho
<v Speaker 1>Man like sinks its teeth. So it's it's his bicep.
<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, I think that's right, like the top
<v Speaker 2>of his bicep.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. On our version, a huge red X shows up
<v Speaker 1>with the words censored on it, and they are not
<v Speaker 1>showing this shit at all because it is gnarly. On
<v Speaker 1>the version that Barnie fullby Canaana Godfather on ut so
<v Speaker 1>this thing is biting him. Dude, Rodney Poppers, I'm out
<v Speaker 1>of here. He fucking is it wants to come save this.
<v Speaker 1>Vince is losing his mind off that sec Bata Bay
<v Speaker 1>Dave anamized that Bata Bay Dave adamized. Jake is trying
<v Speaker 1>to shake the snake off of Macho Man's arm. Like
<v Speaker 1>it's caught so deep on his arm that Jake can't
<v Speaker 1>even get it off of them. It won't fucking let go.
<v Speaker 1>This is a like for ninety one. WWF. This is
<v Speaker 1>pretty heavy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jake wearing the glove with smart work.
<v Speaker 1>Too, dude. It looked cool as fuck too.
<v Speaker 2>It did look very cool. I liked it a lot. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean it gets even crazier actually here in just
<v Speaker 2>a second.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so EMT's come down with a stretch. Sure, this
<v Speaker 1>thing is still just chomping on Macho Man's arm. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>Macho looks like he's about to pass out, and Elizabeth
<v Speaker 1>runs down the ringside to help. If this thing already
<v Speaker 1>wasn't intense, Elizabeth's like shrieks of horror trying to save
<v Speaker 1>the Macho man here like turns this like up twenty times.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's screaming bloody murder. The camera's zooming in on
<v Speaker 2>his arm. It's bleeding now, great shots, great camera work.
<v Speaker 2>This is very good stuff here.
<v Speaker 1>This is fantastic. Dude, the snake finally gets off Macho's arm.
<v Speaker 1>Jake is you like, you know how we've seen dudes
<v Speaker 1>use like chairs or you know whatever to like keep
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people from getting in the ring. Jake
<v Speaker 1>is flaunting this snake in everyone's face so they don't
<v Speaker 1>run in the ring to fucking save the Macho Man.
<v Speaker 1>This is the most evil thing ever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's good work.
<v Speaker 1>It's unreal. Like you said, he's bleeding, he's Macho Man's
<v Speaker 1>not trying to leave though. Elizabeth is shreaking on the outside,
<v Speaker 1>and as you said, they showed shots of like her,
<v Speaker 1>they're showing shots of kids in the crowd, like crying.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking heavy. Dude, Like Macho Man's trying to
<v Speaker 1>get up to fight still though he's still he you know,
<v Speaker 1>for all we know, this is a poisonous snake that
<v Speaker 1>just bit MUCHA mean, he's fucked and he's throwing punches,
<v Speaker 1>but he's you know, he's throwing wild shots that are
<v Speaker 1>leading him to just fall on his face because he's fucked.
<v Speaker 1>This is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love that it actually bit him. I'm sure
<v Speaker 2>that was like you know, when they're going over this,
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that was a lot. But to make sure
<v Speaker 2>this segment worked, I mean, it didn't need to bite him.
<v Speaker 2>And I think it turned out great here, and I
<v Speaker 2>love that commentary. Like Vince on commentary was was just
<v Speaker 2>always saying, like, you know, the poison must be getting
<v Speaker 2>to him. He's yelling me wild punches down, and like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was uh, I mean, yeah, it just
<v Speaker 2>all went super well here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, Vince's legit, young, get get Randy Savage there.
<v Speaker 1>He must be hallucinating right now, please, so I get
<v Speaker 1>him out of there for God's sake. And I mean
<v Speaker 1>he's everyone's trying to pull out, but Macho keeps pulling
<v Speaker 1>himself back in to throw punches at Jake. Jake is
<v Speaker 1>stomping on him. This is nuts. The empt's trying to
<v Speaker 1>get in the ring. Piper gets in and then decks
<v Speaker 1>the MTS.
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were the snake.
<v Speaker 1>He finally gets Randy out and onto the stretcher. They
<v Speaker 1>try to wheel Randy out on the stretcher, but he
<v Speaker 1>falls off and he's just I mean, he's he's fucked,
<v Speaker 1>He's fucked. He can't stand on his own two feet.
<v Speaker 1>The snake is stood up crazy in the middle of
<v Speaker 1>the ring. There's a shot of Macho Man on the
<v Speaker 1>floor with the snake stood up like looking at him
<v Speaker 1>on the floor looks nuts. And then the shot ends
<v Speaker 1>with just the most evil shot of all time of
<v Speaker 1>Jake kind of just like down on the ground, the
<v Speaker 1>snake's looking at him, and he's smiling at this snake.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a great shot where he's looking at
<v Speaker 2>the snake on the left side and the snake's on
<v Speaker 2>the right side of the stree.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a really good shot. I mean, like
<v Speaker 2>they were locked in New York for making sure they
<v Speaker 2>got everything they needed to get.
<v Speaker 1>This was unreal, dude, Like, wow, I don't I I
<v Speaker 1>just can't. Again, you know, I understand shit happens at all,
<v Speaker 1>but this guy isn't here for much longer, Like what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That was super dope. I guess how many times
<v Speaker 2>can you do this though, you know, before it loses it?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, which I'm glad they really didn't do it
<v Speaker 2>too often.
<v Speaker 1>So but I mean, yeah, this is uh, this is
<v Speaker 1>cool as fuck. I love this. I do have a
<v Speaker 1>couple of things here talking about before they went and
<v Speaker 1>did this in a little after here. So uh so
<v Speaker 1>I guess what happened was is that, you know, Jake
<v Speaker 1>came up with the idea to have a devenimized cobra
<v Speaker 1>bite him, and according to several stories, the Macha Man
<v Speaker 1>wasn't feeling too Macho Randy approached Jake backstage and uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know, questioning about the snake, and he said about
<v Speaker 1>the snake, has it been fixed or not? And Jake says, well,
<v Speaker 1>maybe he has and maybe he hasn't. Not what you
<v Speaker 1>fucking want to hear when you're about to go out
<v Speaker 1>and give fit by a snake. And Macha Man eventually
<v Speaker 1>says he has to bite you now. So Jake Roberts
<v Speaker 1>pulled up his pant leg and let the cobra bite him.
<v Speaker 1>But Macha Man was not convinced still, and he says, no,
<v Speaker 1>don't move, don't take no inidote, no pills or nothing,
<v Speaker 1>just sit there and want to see the poison go
<v Speaker 1>through your body. So after like ten minutes, Macha Man
<v Speaker 1>was finally convinced that it would be okay, And uh,
<v Speaker 1>I think that did tilt Jake Roberts a bit right. Yeah, sure,
<v Speaker 1>I mean I wouldn't fucking do that shit, man, Like,
<v Speaker 1>even as safe as it is, having a goddamn snake
<v Speaker 1>chomping on your arm, dude, like, fuck that. Fuck that
<v Speaker 1>for real, kind of make some money and goddamn, I
<v Speaker 1>bet they did, dude, goddamn. And then after a Randy
<v Speaker 1>Savage I guess said that his arm blew up like
<v Speaker 1>a balloon for days. About five days later he was
<v Speaker 1>rushed hospital with a one hundred and four degree fever.
<v Speaker 1>They gave him any biotics and luckily the snake was devenomized,
<v Speaker 1>but twelve days later it died. He was devenomized. But
<v Speaker 1>but maybe I wasn't. God what a I mean, beautiful
<v Speaker 1>piece of business here, man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for sure. Well that's not the end of the
<v Speaker 2>show actually, because in ninety one they had this weird
<v Speaker 2>deal where they would do the show, it would go
<v Speaker 2>to commercial, and then it would come back to the
<v Speaker 2>show for like ten more seconds.
<v Speaker 1>They had post roll ads.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is crazy. We get a cough medicine commercial
<v Speaker 2>where a mom is like trying to run down her
<v Speaker 2>kid to make sure he takes his damn medicine.
<v Speaker 1>She chases him through the whole house, and the whole
<v Speaker 1>idea of the commercial is, oh, dimondtap elixir. The kids
<v Speaker 1>love this shit. This kid is horrified even when she says, Hey,
<v Speaker 1>it's Dimond tap You like this? No, I don't, No
<v Speaker 1>the fuck, I don't fuck you. Where's the flintstone vitamins? Motherfucker?
<v Speaker 2>We get a commercial for tarn X. If you ship
<v Speaker 2>on your plates, you can use this. If you ship
<v Speaker 2>on your coins, you can use tarnacks.
<v Speaker 1>You wipe your ass with sterling silver plates, you can
<v Speaker 1>use tarn X to make them not shitty.
<v Speaker 2>If your spoon's gotten shit on it, just dip it
<v Speaker 2>into Tarnax.
<v Speaker 1>Well, what do you do when your husband calls you
<v Speaker 1>to tell you he's bringing guests home to dinner and
<v Speaker 1>you haven't cleaned your silver wearing months.
<v Speaker 2>I freak the fuck out.
<v Speaker 1>I freak the funk out. I divorce him, like the
<v Speaker 1>fucking get peopleuper angry and.
<v Speaker 2>Passing the girls.
<v Speaker 1>I beat the fuck out of them.
<v Speaker 2>I start ripping the popcorn oft those.
<v Speaker 1>I take a bunk of time at time.
<v Speaker 2>I go upstairs and I grab some of the fiberglass
<v Speaker 2>and I put it downstairs and I affect all of
<v Speaker 2>our lungs. That'll be the last time he does that.
<v Speaker 1>And on the plate and I didn't use tarn tarn X.
<v Speaker 2>We get a commercial for a cyber Genetics, which is
<v Speaker 2>a training plan where you do running, you do set ups,
<v Speaker 2>you catch a football and then you do pull ups.
<v Speaker 1>And then you climb the stairway to heaven.
<v Speaker 2>Yup and then you do somewhere set ups.
<v Speaker 1>And you get supplements died in Training manual, the one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you take a ton of fucking pills. I mean
<v Speaker 2>just a ton of pills.
<v Speaker 1>All the donated superstars in an hour are on Cybergenetics.
<v Speaker 2>We get a commercial for Milton Bradlee's Talking Battleship.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go fucking Battleship. I played this on the plane
<v Speaker 1>with deb the other week. If they just had back
<v Speaker 1>in the seat, yeah, dude, on the back of the seat,
<v Speaker 1>they could do multiplayer. She said I was cheating. Didn't
<v Speaker 1>cheat totally. One fucking just destroyed. Really.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I used to think these boards are really cool.
<v Speaker 2>I mean most of the time they just fucking didn't work.
<v Speaker 1>But it did look as cool as they were on
<v Speaker 1>the commercial ever, But it did make the sounds. I
<v Speaker 1>did have one of these.
<v Speaker 2>We got a commercial for g I Joe Action figures.
<v Speaker 1>Geei Joel Cobra won't be that was fined until they
<v Speaker 1>rule the world? Can they be stopped? You not?
<v Speaker 2>Cookie? We have a commercial for electronic hot shot Basketball.
<v Speaker 2>I mean there was just a lot of toy I mean,
<v Speaker 2>Milton Bradley was making so much money.
<v Speaker 1>The elect electronic hotshot basketball did look sick as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Though it did it looked awesome. I mean, like the
<v Speaker 2>little ball you would pull it back and then shoot
<v Speaker 2>at the hoop.
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, I would do that all day.
<v Speaker 2>I'd probably just like put in the middle of the
<v Speaker 2>living room and drop a fucking elbow on it or
<v Speaker 2>something I imagine like a thrown it at the wall
<v Speaker 2>or something. So I have another commercial here for the
<v Speaker 2>WWF ring, like the actual ring that you put the
<v Speaker 2>action figures in. I guess it comes with the American
<v Speaker 2>flag and a title belt. Also, the Bushwhackers figures can
<v Speaker 2>do the time they.
<v Speaker 1>Do with arms. Yeah, dude, Hazard figures were cool, man.
<v Speaker 1>I like those. I like those, didn't they weren't included
<v Speaker 1>with the ring. By the way, get the fucking figures
<v Speaker 1>on your own.
<v Speaker 2>There's also a commercial for double Dragon two on game Boy.
<v Speaker 2>First commercial I've ever seen for a video game that
<v Speaker 2>just shows the game cover and no footage of the
<v Speaker 2>game whatsoever.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, not a single thing of what like you could
<v Speaker 1>do in the game. It just one or two player action.
<v Speaker 1>Lets you help Billy and Jimmy Lee destroy the most
<v Speaker 1>devious villain ever.
<v Speaker 2>Whats Yeah, like that was supposed to like really get
<v Speaker 2>me going nuts on this thing, dude.
<v Speaker 1>What I was reminded of, by the way, And I
<v Speaker 1>might have to play this with you if I can
<v Speaker 1>find it. Somebody made a double Dragon two mod or
<v Speaker 1>it made Billy and Jimmy Lee, Hult Cogan and the
<v Speaker 1>Ultimate Warrior.
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, yeah, yeah, so we should know that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I didn't even know that was possible, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>somebody just full on did that.
<v Speaker 2>It cuts back to Vince here on WWF, and I
<v Speaker 2>mean he has ten seconds to wrap this up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we got a wide shot of the ring and
<v Speaker 1>it's just Vince talking and he said, we're back and
<v Speaker 1>we can tell you there's on our chaos. In Randy
<v Speaker 1>Savage's dress room, He's apparently receiving the appropriate medical attention
<v Speaker 1>his condition somewhat stabilized. God, what a close call and
<v Speaker 1>then the show ends. I like that they you know, Vince,
<v Speaker 1>they didn't have to. I wonder. I imagine there was
<v Speaker 1>a methods of the madness here, no pun intended, but
<v Speaker 1>you know, he didn't have to give anybody an update,
<v Speaker 1>like you could have said, we don't know what the
<v Speaker 1>fuck is going on with Randy Savage. Tune in this
<v Speaker 1>weekend to find out. It's Sarvestory showdown or something.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, Like, I mean that was pretty graphic all.
<v Speaker 1>Of that, sure, but yeah, fucking fun show man. I
<v Speaker 1>love that angle. I mean, this is again the guys
<v Speaker 1>in this era are the most wrestler wrestlers of all time.
<v Speaker 1>This is a crazy how could you not be watching this?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Right, like what else you gonna watch?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? For real? Fuck? Well, that is it for je
<v Speaker 1>Superstars Wrestling November twenty third, nineteen ninety one. And now
<v Speaker 1>it's time.
<v Speaker 2>For not may of let's read some fucking name games.
<v Speaker 2>All right, welcome to the main event. It's time to
<v Speaker 2>read those fucking names. I oh oh I I indeed,
<v Speaker 2>starting in the five dollar tier, Carl Heisenberg Al Car
<v Speaker 2>Limited Edition Fiend wearing a Saints jersey. That is very
<v Speaker 2>I think old school Deadline.
<v Speaker 1>That's that might predate me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, old school sky is kill Dylan Berzinga, Dylan, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>maybe not Dylan Bazinga?
<v Speaker 1>What were five names? He done it?
<v Speaker 2>He's done it again for the first time.
<v Speaker 1>Dylan, He's done it.
<v Speaker 2>What goofy Gatto two turn edits Ali Moody book The
<v Speaker 2>Da Vinky Twins Versus Violences Forever two out of three
<v Speaker 2>falls style.
<v Speaker 1>You don't know how close some of that might have
<v Speaker 1>been true.
<v Speaker 2>I mean there's some parts there. We're not bookers anymore.
<v Speaker 2>We're civilians.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not booking nothing. I'm not booking.
<v Speaker 2>Goddamn dick Me, Johnny, Joel Embiid, Brian Dawkins and Sandman
<v Speaker 2>are drinking forties down by the link.
<v Speaker 1>Brett, Yeah, dude, those are all the goats of Philadelphia.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Kolby do it?
<v Speaker 1>Do it? What lunch from? Motherfucker? They still by the way.
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, Bacon King definitely does not get to love
<v Speaker 1>the Whopper does no.
<v Speaker 2>But we talked about it. We have to go in store.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, we haven't. Why didn't we do that last time?
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're trying to be healthy.
<v Speaker 1>That's true. We did get burger King, though we can't lie.
<v Speaker 1>We did get it at your house.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we didn't get the fifteen hundred calorie bacon king.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, that thing would I fucking whooped, because yeah, God,
<v Speaker 1>that would have whop my calories asked. Yeah, I think
<v Speaker 1>that's what because I got the I just went with
<v Speaker 1>the goddamn bacon double cheeseburger whatever the fuck it was. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's right, which is a thousand calories less.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, I mean it's a big difference.
<v Speaker 1>It's fucked up. Yeah, maybe on my one of my
<v Speaker 1>cheat days. I have not been afforded the rights to
<v Speaker 1>have yet. I'll uh, I'll do the bacon king.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, jack me hoff. That is inappropriate, James, It is
<v Speaker 2>wildly inappropriate.
<v Speaker 1>This like, what what do you take? Yes, what do
<v Speaker 1>you take us for?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 1>What kind of program do you think we run here?
<v Speaker 1>There's there, you know, the the age range of people
<v Speaker 1>listening to this. You know there's some impressionable teenagers, I'm sure,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure there's some lovely, lovely old folk that
<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear James saying jack me off.
<v Speaker 2>Okayt hear you at Burger King. Clay harry Son Yasinja
<v Speaker 2>Ojada Okada eats Goldberg the short way?
<v Speaker 1>What's that?
<v Speaker 2>What I mean his ass number fifteen? Okata eats Goldberg
<v Speaker 2>the short way. Luke Nickel ten dollars tier Sam Chef
<v Speaker 2>Hardy the Final DPW SKIWOD Division Champion beating whore ass
<v Speaker 2>at DPW what the Dog two time, two time Patreon
<v Speaker 2>champ and twenty twenty two Deady nominee CSM. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>just choked and died right there. Du the Heachy Saro
<v Speaker 2>ball finaling taunt while sitting under James balls? Did people
<v Speaker 2>call the hetchy Sarah Wizard deal like ball fondling?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Okay, I never can like thought of that, And
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm a fucking just a maniac. I never
<v Speaker 1>once thought he was fondling some balls. I thought he
<v Speaker 1>was just being a really evil scientist.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought he was some sort of mad scientist
<v Speaker 2>or something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was conjuring up some evil plants, not balls.
<v Speaker 2>Sixteen times CZW Ironman Champion, Chris Richard's.
<v Speaker 1>Son, He's brought up the fuckly shit. Also, can't call
<v Speaker 1>it Ironman Championship.
<v Speaker 2>Youre getting sued, doctor Cringe Kuavy a beast man sixty.
<v Speaker 2>Oh present AJ's rip pants from TLC twenty sixteen.
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy that that's like I've known this guy's this
<v Speaker 1>guy that's been his name since that happened.
<v Speaker 2>Like that's legendary. AJ retired from wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm all this fuck Oh that was ten
<v Speaker 1>years ago? A wow?
<v Speaker 2>Fuck Parker Neely, Joe Man Rains, Chaz M eighteen, Alex
<v Speaker 2>E fifty two, Tyler Barr NASCAR two thousand and five,
<v Speaker 2>Chase for the Cup?
<v Speaker 1>No Richards, Sun fucking Christ almighty?
<v Speaker 2>Is it considered BM, like on NASCAR games to just
<v Speaker 2>turn the car around, just try to crash people?
<v Speaker 1>Is that considered BM?
<v Speaker 2>All right? MURDDC twenty six I was just asking el
<v Speaker 2>he O, Dave Bruce, Danny Watts, YY, Scott Steiner. I
<v Speaker 2>hardly know her?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you do? You fucking know her real? Well?
<v Speaker 2>Scrooge McDuck's nephews Dick the Cock and John that's say,
<v Speaker 2>slowly killing him the long way so they can chase
<v Speaker 2>richer sons in their.
<v Speaker 1>Foot You tell me, Dick McDuck, is that the cock
<v Speaker 1>mcdonck that's is real?
<v Speaker 2>Anthony, Nick Jackson, Fry Jacob or me swirls silent. Let's
<v Speaker 2>play to.
<v Speaker 1>Say silent, that's just a playthrough.
<v Speaker 2>Someone should do let's plays like old movie style, where
<v Speaker 2>like something happens and it cuts to another screen it
<v Speaker 2>has like you reacted to it. I that was crazy
<v Speaker 2>the only ship guys chat.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I can't believe that frog across the highway.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that would be so funny. I mean, that'd be
<v Speaker 2>a good gimmick for a year. Someone should do that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Big dog dsg Yeah, yeah, Nicholas Peta it's Jose No,
<v Speaker 2>not that one, the one that's currently playing og Resident
<v Speaker 2>Evil three right now. Matthew Vazcaz Trumpy nuts Dip, Nick Lucas,
<v Speaker 2>or maybe it's Chase Richard's son. Dude, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Nick Lucas. You fucking asshole, Dan Stinky like Steinkey.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you should have led with that Dan Steinkey.
<v Speaker 1>Ah. Yeah, I mean it would have been even funnier
<v Speaker 1>if you just said Dan Stinky like Stinky had moved on.
<v Speaker 1>Don't give up his fucking cell.
<v Speaker 2>Roses are red. My boat needs an ore. Let me
<v Speaker 2>get some of those peas. I've had pees before.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's awesome. Lutheran should come on the boat with
<v Speaker 1>us and do the doc Deadlock Pod.
<v Speaker 5>Luther Raine should go to prison. He likes it there, Chase,
<v Speaker 5>just kidding.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Johnny, love you boys forever, Thanks for everything.
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, thank you. I don't know your son, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I can say that. It doesn't fucking say that. Doesn't
<v Speaker 1>fucking say that.
<v Speaker 2>Dj j v K Yeah, Hey Johnny, this is ivan Ooze.
<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck did you get me killed?
<v Speaker 1>That was not my fucking fault. How the fuck would
<v Speaker 1>I supposed to know water Poles was gonna obliterate this
<v Speaker 1>fucking dude? I don't know to be fair.
<v Speaker 2>And just poke balls to be fair. Uh. Nitto King
<v Speaker 2>turns into a ground type when he evolves to Niddo King,
<v Speaker 2>so you know, well, how would you know?
<v Speaker 1>Right? No, I have no fucking idea.
<v Speaker 2>Spaced Underscore, Ghost, VC Labs, W small Man Chuck Lttel
<v Speaker 2>for Most Fucked Fucker twenty twenty six.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, he's making an early Deady's Full Year like that.
<v Speaker 2>Harrod Jones has a penis.
<v Speaker 1>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Phil Simmons Junior TV two, Shay Smokey, I, Socket Crunch,
<v Speaker 2>Sean Dyer, Logan c Ryder Za lmfao, Oh what's so funny?
<v Speaker 1>No, the band what's what? Oh, he's like a member
<v Speaker 1>like all the members had elementary people.
<v Speaker 2>You ever remember that band?
<v Speaker 1>That's funny, dude. I fucking it took me a second
<v Speaker 1>to kind of register what you were saying there.
<v Speaker 2>Me versus Maddie Dirty Dan match because because I'm Dirty Dan.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm. Wow, that's like a two guys doing this a
<v Speaker 1>power bomb It's a power bomb match.
<v Speaker 2>Good booking, Yeah, I like it. High Wind from Kingdom
<v Speaker 2>Hearts not Final Fantasy mm.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know either way, and I don't care.
<v Speaker 2>I Bio Hamster two.
<v Speaker 1>Where's the first one?
<v Speaker 2>Dresden Crackolo, John Cole, Casey Kidd, Josh Bailey, Chachi's Vase
<v Speaker 2>seventy six, You're twenty eleven NBA Champions Dallas Mavericks with
<v Speaker 2>the Goat, Dirk and Krusty as Jason Kidd Simon wore
<v Speaker 2>super Duper Fly money Sign Money Sign whoa double money
<v Speaker 2>sign fifteen dollars Tier Nicholas.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Nicholas Okay, Chase No.
<v Speaker 2>Richard's son is an Jarboni, Mark Brot, How would you
<v Speaker 2>like to be called? Shit? Dick?
<v Speaker 1>Obelisk Wrestling Empire.
<v Speaker 2>Ethan Day, Nick Abbott, egg Roll Underscore does Big Brother,
<v Speaker 2>Big Brother she La Knights on my Derrick Graham couch. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I tried to be funny with my pub quiz team name,
<v Speaker 2>but now they all call me Dick the co Johnson.
<v Speaker 1>Well, if anyone ever does that for any kind of names,
<v Speaker 1>we need to see them.
<v Speaker 2>George Phillips, there he is Beefy hit the bong noise
<v Speaker 2>it's that Jarboni al Krunes.
<v Speaker 1>Bob noise is what the fuck? Okay?
<v Speaker 2>Right? And still the champion up the Patreon at seventy seven.
<v Speaker 2>Seventy seven, I used my inheritance to become Patreon champion
<v Speaker 2>and got an NL tattoo.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking twofer a twofer.
<v Speaker 2>I love that, dude. I saw that on the subreddit too.
<v Speaker 2>That was cool, dude, it.
<v Speaker 1>Was cool as fuck. Yeah, how how sweet is that?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 1>Uh that that really warmed my heart. Thank you so
<v Speaker 1>much for not only doing that, for fucking signing up
<v Speaker 1>on the Patreon that. I actually showed my parents that
<v Speaker 1>the tattoo and they were like kind of blown away.
<v Speaker 1>They thought that was fucking as thick as fuck. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>So thanks for doing that, buddy. Hope you like it.
<v Speaker 1>I like it. I think it looks dope and thank
<v Speaker 1>you for of course being the champion, and thank all
<v Speaker 1>of you for supporting us over at Patreon at patreon
<v Speaker 1>dot com slash Deadlock pwe very much appreciate that. Well,
<v Speaker 1>that is it for the main event and that is
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