Revisiting WWF RAW 1998 DX Invades WCW, Stone Cold Defends WWF Title Against Goldust, Owen Joins The Nation, Paul Bearer Is Kane’s Father

The boys are back in town. Welcome episode number two hundred and six.
Wow, I love that number, you know how On the else is two
hundred and six the number of episodes this podcasts yea. This week we were
talking about Monday Night Raw April twenty seventh, nineteen ninety eight, which of
course is the infamous d X takes the tank to the Scope, takes you
straight to wc north of Scope or whatever they said. They didn't say that
north watching for the Stone Cold main event, guys, So of course no,
we were looking. It was because of the owen Hart heel turn.
Oh there's there's a couple things that actually happened on us that I didn't expect
to be a part of this. But yes, the d X invading WCW,
except not really at all. They definitely had guns, right, No,
well, they definitely had a plan. Right, They had a tank
for sure, right No. Oh, we will talk about all that before
we get to that. We have deadlock updates here on the Patreon Goldberg versus
Scott Steiner fall Brawl two thousand. Now, the idea of Scott Steiner versus
Goldberg excited us greatly on its own, but then we watched the match and
it far exceeded anything we could have ever imagined. You had. You can't
even describe it you. I don't even know how they seven. I'm very
excited for if I it's already up, so you should have watched them.
I know if you haven't watched that's the final hour tier on our Patreon.
Uh. It is unfucking believable. It is. It is better than I
could have ever asked for it to be. It is WCW. It's so
WCW bro SGH is coming up soon. Man got to got damn. It
has been chosen and it is decided on this day. What are we watching?
We are watching? Which was okay, all right? Ole DPW as
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Yeah, DPW on demand dot com. Now it is time for the Patreon
shout out second, a controversial Patreon shoutout segment. James, I have to
say, how did you come to that conclusion? Well, you'll find out
at the end of it. Oh No, starting in the one dollar tire
Ethan Vale, Aaron Milner see him Pulse was twenty fifteen Seth Rollins number one
fan. That might be right, or maybe he wasn't. Brother, I
don't know, Cock, Jason, you like Seth Rollins and right, he
was cool. Yeah, it was very I talked to him about the Wonder
Years. I remember that interview. That's crazy. Yeah, dude, that
was a very big album My Life that actually turned out to be like a
pretty crazy album. Yeah. Yeah. You also have the one of one
South Rollins Supercard card. Oh yeah, I do have the one of one.
Oh, by the way to play Supercard get but yeah, I never
get that fucking card. I'm the fucking King of Supercard. He's the guy
they called me the Minister Supercard. They've been calling me that. Do you
have a one on one, Tony? I have one of one John Michael's
Yeah, he got the worst one. Man, he got the worst one.
I'm just saying, damn, you feel you got the worst one,
Tony. That sounds like nice? Why is he so cold? And they
said we can't do that? And I was like, didn't he he got
Dean Ambrose? Damn I think LuSE you got John Cena. Of course did
Johnny. You may have given your life to Jesus, but your ass belongs
to Dick the cock Johnson. The new Burger. You can fuck this burger
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controversy in the pre World Championship. I don't know how this happened. We
could, we could lay the blame on Tony Pizza guy, but I won't.
Well, I had you check it out, check it and I ran
into the same thing as well. I am sad. I am stunned.
Uh, there's controversy here, ladies and gentlemen. If it turns out now,
maybe we're wrong, maybe we're wrong, and maybe this person will we'll
stick up for themselves and let us know. But as far as we know,
the one and only, it's Jose has actually not been the champion for
many months now, for an unbelievable amount of months, maybe since February.
He has not been the champion. James Um, we have to we have
to take it back. We have to. We have to take away all
of these accolades that he's had. I don't even know, man, I
don't even know the kind of Runnee was on now. I don't know how
long it was that he was champion, but we have to. Unless the
sheet says it was actually February, yeah, February March, there should have
been a new championship. It could have been Jordan Vance, because Jordan Vance
is the current champion seventy five sixty nine. Jordan Vance could have had this
title since March. So it's a it's it's it's a really what it is?
Mark an x over the old title? Oh my mind, we got
a new title over here. You call it a real Patreon, the real
bage run champion Jordan Vance. Really what it actually is? Is it?
Jose owes us a lot of money? Fucking catch up. I don't even
know if you listen to the show anymore. You gotta fucking catch up.
They do, they do. They're there on Twitter. I you see on
Twitter, Well you son up a bitch, you listen to me, you
fucking better pay up. I promise you that you will meet Steve Sniffs and
Dick Marcico on the world and they will take out your bee caps. They
will take your fucking be caps out for sure. So Jordan Vans codratulations.
You may have been the champ for a while, but you are officially the
champion now, Ronald Jordan Vance, Thank you, Jordan Vans, good job.
It's Jose you make me sick all right. Now it's time to get
to the tournament. Segment, Uh, fight Forever tournament we did over the
weekend, our second ever, which was pretty fucking sweet. Well it wasn't
this weekend, it was last weekend. Then, ray, how's this work?
Where are we in the timeline of our lives? Have no fucking idea?
Yeah, okay, yeah, it was ship just all over the place.
So sent we recorded it, recorded the podcast, then did the tournament
then have another podcast? Yes, okay, yeah, what a what a
tournament it was? Man, they completely went not how we expected, I'd
say, James, No, I don't. Yeah, I mean, it
definitely was. It flipped on his head kind of because we ran the first
one, and we had our we had our guys that were at the top,
right, and we kind of just assumed like, okay, maybe this
is where Yeah, at least for a couple of tournaments. You know,
usually what happens is it's like guys learned the game early and then you know,
they keep on top of catching until you know, finally people start catching
up, and like she like even take one tournament. No, it was
complete shift. I'm pretty I think top three was people that weren't even in
the first tournament, right, I think, or maybe one two were in
the two were in the tournament initially, but I don't only one got to
top eight before I sure, okay, that's what it was. Yeah yeah,
yeah, like that's fucking unbelievable, man, that's uh yeah, but
shouts out mister nine hundred. We never found out how to pronounce his fucking
yeah, we're right, but he got sent to losers bracket, came all
the way back, ran through losers bracket, and then one in the end
won the grand final. Yeah yeah, man, it was. It was
a pretty crazy Grand final. Two. It was awesome. Man, it
was so fucking fun to watch, and shout out to everybody that came out
to watch that. It's obviously on our YouTube channel. You can check out
in the live section because YouTube was weird and has it all separated, so
if you go to the live tab on Deadlock PW on YouTube, but you
can see both tournaments on there. The original tournament that had fucked up audio
is also on there with not fucked up audio yet fixed. Yeah yeah,
which is tremendous. Yeah yeah, So shouts out everyone had participated and of
course came out for them. Uh they're very fun, man, We like
putting them on I think, you know, James and I were hanging out
and watching all the matches and on. I think that's pretty cool getting to
you know, see everyone streamed the game, because no one's streaming the games.
Yeah, people shoot the game and like play it in a way that
we, you know, hope that it will be played in the future.
It's very cool. Yeah, I think the tournament went super well. I
think that the game has a lot of potential. I almost wish it didn't
because then it would be easy for me to just say fuck it. Yeah,
but the game does have potential, and like there's a lot of play
that's it's it's a lot more competitive than the two K games are, especially
in online versus. It's a lot more competitive than people probably give it credit
for. Um, there's definitely like strategy to it and like things that you
have to think about and even when you're in the actual Yeah, when you're
in the actual match, there's a lot more to it than than you would
imagine. And you can see you can just if you watch the top eight,
you can see right away that like this plays like very differently than you
would play against like the computer, where you can kind of just show anything.
You actually have to think about what buttons you're pressing, and like the
way that you're zoning and the way that you're keeping your neutral played off against
the other guy. There's like actual thought process into this kind of stuff.
The last the finals, which was mister nine hundred and the cool Xbox guy
in the second tournament that we did. The last one, yeah, um
was unbelievable. I mean a lot of people talk about how you can't kick
out anything or do anything like that, but that's I don't think that's exactly
true. You just have to know how to play the game. And uh,
there were some really crazy kickouts and and that reversals kickouts. It was
unbelievabin. And I think you know why, and maybe why I am attracted
to the game as much as I am too, is like how quick the
matches are, you know, like I like it a lot. I do
too, and I see and maybe just people that want the games, Yeah,
maybe that's what it is too. I don't think it's many online players
that want the matches to go along. Sure, I feel like it's probably
like single player dudes, they just kind of want to which you know,
cool, I mean, if they added it like a little switch that said
like, hey, this switch doubles the help for everybody. Sure, yeah,
already of that on seah. Yeah, but I mean, like you
know, they could I feel like that'd be pretty easy in general. Anyways.
It's like, you know, just add a little button for the the
guys that want it. You know, it's like, hey, this doubles
the health of Everybody's your magic twice as long online, James. There's a
lot of things they could very easily just change a button into a lot of
switches that a lot of switches for stuff. Yeah, a lot of switches
for stuff that are like that's already there too, Like it's already like there,
and like we've seen it. Yeah, we got the boys in the
code. We've seen it. Yeah, man, very very fun fun to
watch. So uh, get them, get them fucking training in everybody,
because it's not gonna be the last one for sure. Yeah, definitely not
um And and remember it's PlayStation five for now, just because and I know
we had people asking too, and it's about PS four. Yeah. PS
four. We don't know how Cross Bay works the game. We still don't
know a lot about the game period, So like we don't want people on
PS four coming in play PS five, Um, just because we don't know
how that that interaction works. Not worth a risk. Yeah, it's just
not yea, and I don't want to johns from anybody they go oh it
lost. Yeah yeah, and like contributing any issues there may or may not
be. You know, we we're trying to isolate as many things as possible,
So there's no like not leaving anything up the chance or blame or anything.
You know, we just think about that's why we use dynamine or and
it might not make sense to you, but it's just by default. And
when it comes to other regions and like Xbox and PC and all that,
Um, we just don't like we don't have the resources to just you know
if we did, because I mean you have to keep in mind, the
terms are just us, Like we're just leg just us on our consoles.
It's on our consoles and discord and mediating everything and then like streaming and we're
producing and commentating and like doing the bracket at the same time. Yeah,
we're doing everything. So like trying to run like multiple terms on multiple consoles
and multiple regions, it just right now just isn't like a feasible thing.
It's just not so maybe in the future at some point, you know,
I don't. I don't want to say I would never do one or it
would never happen, but like you know, it would. I think the
easier route would be, how about we get some cross play on this game?
Cross play? Yeah, that'd be awesome. I imagine PlayStation is the
highest player account. That seems to be what most people talk about it.
I don't. I mean, I know there's an Xbox scene quote unquote.
I mean there's no fucking one playing on PC. We've seen those numbers.
Yea, um, but yeah, so we uh never say never, but
hey, support it, support it, and you never know what can happen.
And for people who have no idea what we're talking about or what you
just listened to, we have been running thirty two player aw fight forever term.
It's on YouTube, so go check those out. Um, they're cool.
And while you're over there on the YouTube, go to the shorts tab
and watch the dork the clown short. No, that one's fine, now
go watch the remember now that one's fine to remember this WWB commercial. Oh
okay, yeah that oh that one does need some juice over there. Can
you remix it and then like the hot Dog or something and have the audio
in the background. I don't know, do something crazy. Yeah, that
would be crazy. The hot Dog me to be awesome. Yeah, video
for it something. Oh, dude, I started speaking of Hypno. I
watched the first Yeah, I started watching the first episode of Futurama on the
Wow, not what I thought you were gonna say. Nice, I don't
even know what did you think? I don't know, man. Did you
get the Fortnight Skins? Yeah, of course I did. I got the
whole pack and I played one game and I got off. I said,
dude, this chapter is trash bro Like, y'all have got to figure it
out because this ship is due to Did you have gold Bender? I did
have gold Bender, a gold Bender and then a Hypno toad on the back.
Yeah at all? Man, you paid like a one hundred bucks for
all the skins and he played two games. Yeah that's right. I'm sorry.
No, I don't really care. I assume that the game at some
point will get Maybe next season will be better. Yeah, I just I
don't know. I don't like this season. Well, it seems a consensus
though, don't I mean, like, I know you you know, don't
play religiously. But you know, if the reddits are saying that this season
is also do dude, but cheese made tea food quip? Man? Damn
he he quit everything? Yeah, you're right. Maybe sell his PC?
Mana maybe? Yeah you ever dought? Yeah? Sell your PC is like
burn your boots? Yeah you guys ever thought he understalled the G Force drivers?
Man? Like damn yeah for real? For real? He makes me
sad? Bro? Yeah, like, oh man, you want to do
a Fortnite tournament? Is only John Cena this season? Should Yeah he does
have that. I don't have that skin on't thing? No, No,
I don't think I got it either. No I got it. Fact,
your ass ain't got it the day you even got it installed anymore? Bro?
Yeah, bro, you got gold Bender? No you don't. He's
just on a gold Bender. You know. I'm sorry not to buy something
and play for two days? Okay, how about that? He Well,
you're getting on too much credit. It was not two days. It was
one game, and not only but I also got the accessories back. What
did that come with? Well, it came with the ship. Oh that's
right, Yeah, came with the ship. Yeah, it's like a glider
thing. Yeah, and it's pretty cool because like it comes in at like
like the intro. Oh, it all really like flies in. Yeah,
it flies in from the side. Yeah. I was like, Wow,
this is really cool. That landed and got fucking just destroyed that. Bro.
I'm getting damn bro. We'll play again, Bro, I promise wo.
Man's got to fix the game. Man you run into they're running the
goddamn epic studio in North Carolina. Liked thirty five minutes from me. Y're
gonna play me like this? Whilen't you go down there and fucking give them
peace of your mind? Bro? Yeah, I have a fucking bended girder.
I'm gonna stick straight up their ass that's out there, right, Futurama
files please answer right, Yeah, exactly, brilliant. Well, there you
go. That was us talking about Fight Forever in Fortnite as well, for
some reason, Base Fortnite because we live Fortnite. We live fort Fortnite forever,
Wese girder. Of course, that's not talking about all right now,
it's time to get into Monday Night Raw April twenty seventh, morg into the
show. Let's take a look at what was going on in the wrestling world
around that time. There's a lot of drama here involving all of James's favorite
E C to B stars at the time. Sadly, oh wow, all
of road killing Danny Doring. Where they road killing Dan? That's not who
I got here, Musculan d evolution Jeeves Terry. All right. So from
The Observer April twentieth, nineteen ninety eight and easy to be news, the
Scott Hall situation was just one of the weird things that happened. Hall,
who lives in the area, went to the East House show on April eleventh
with Just Incredible, a friend from his WWF days. When he got to
the back and around five pm, before the crowd had arrived, Ward went
through the dressing room and he was confronted by, among others, Shane Douglas
Bam Bam Bigelow, Chris Candido, and Francine Yea. Douglas, Bigelow and
Candido all had heat with them stemming from their days in the WF when the
Click ruled the company, and for various reasons, all believed they had fallen
victim to their power. The situation, which lasted about ten minutes, was
described as tense with potential for all problems, but they were all sitting down
and talking. Although Douglas was said to be tense with veins bulging as he
got a promo on Hall backstairs. Someone reported that like Meltzer and said he
had veins bulging. Cut my fucking music, Bigelow, who left him to
be largely other problems, squatshead, y'all know you are spooky fingers. After
about ten minutes, Hall called the cabin left, but not before Francine yelled
at him to get in line and buy a ticket like the rest of the
Marks. And then a humorous situation happened where Tommy Dreamer, not knowing what
happened, walked by and then offered Scott Hall a ride home. So,
yeah, Scott Hall and the Triple Threat almost well not coming to blows.
But it looks like Scott Hall didn't really care. He just was there and
he had the one appearance right there ready or now yeah, yes, yeah,
exactly, Yeah that song is pretty good. That was that was that
was on. He only did that once, right, Yeah, I've only
I've only I don't think I've only ever seen it on like the entrance.
Ricky Steamboat has threatened Ultimo Dragon with a lawsuit for using the name Dragon.
I didn't know that this happened. I guess Ricky Steamboat was pissed off at
w CW and was just doing anything but fun with him. So he was
trying to sue Ultimo Dragon over the name Ultimo Dragon because he would be run
Dragon. He trademark marked the usage as a pro wrestler in the US.
I'm guessing nothing came of it because I don't remember. Yeah, you're probably
right. He should have just been a shoot name. Ricky Steamboat. Which
is that's insane. Dick Blood, It's Henry Henry blood Blood. That's pretty
crazy. Yeah, you're right, dude. You're a part of the Blood
family. That's crazy. He spells are different. Who is this? Who
is Dick Blood Ricky Steamboat. That's crazy. He's gonna be on TV like
next week. He's the dude. He's a senior, by the way,
so you na him his son Dick Blood also blood junior. Come on,
yeah, man, I mean, no, wonder why's Ricky the Steamboat track?
What are you saying? I'm sorry I threw you off with a Dick
Blood thing that James was starting to talk talking to me, I was bro
you were going, I'm sorry, yeah, okay, okay, sorry.
I'm just gonna ask you guys. I don't know you've been keeping up with
it, but did you guys pray today? You guys never mind if you
did? News after Thunder, on April sixteenth, TPS presented the movie Own
Cold. Normally they have two or three w c W wrestlers plugging the movie
that falls Under, but for some reason, there were no wrestlers plugging that
movie. I was hoping maybe one of you guys could explain why, because
they just don't like that movie. It was a bad movie. Well.
Uh. In more w c W news, there were apparently orders given and
not followed up on in Minneapolis on April thirteenth to not let Jesse Ventura's camera
crew in Jesse Ventura was stealing the spotlight during every commercial break, and apparently
on radio was saying he might show up and beat up hul Coogan. He
passed out Ventura for governor stuff, which he said on the radio he was
gonna beat Hull Cooke it up because I guess they had shoot heat. I
wish you would have still have shoot heat. Brother. Yeah, they probably
right. One more thing here, which I just thought it was just ridiculous.
On April twenty eighth and Jim Thorpe Pa, a wrestler from Clark Summit,
PA named Tiny, went on a rampage dressed up like a cow and
smashed his car into a house and it took state troopers to subdue him.
It's not the first time he's done something like this. It's cow it was.
I just wanted you guys to know that have that info. I felt
like I was unfair. I felt like it was unfair if I had that
and you didn't have that knowledge. I appreciate it. Appreciate when Davey boy
Smith refused to put over Scott Norton, so then he quit the company,
all right, Davey boy Quick he was booked to put Norton over Clean on
Nitro, and he refused, so the match never took place, and then
he didn't show up on the Nitro after that, I somehow blamed Sean for
that. I feel like that's uh from that era. He said, I'm
never going down to nobody ever good. I'll tell you ye. Scott Norton
was definitely a click guy. You're not beat me, brother, Yeah,
that's exactly what happened to. Yeah, I going down to this bitch boy,
I'd rather quit. That's gnarly. All right, Well that is it
for the news. He was in the fucking bitch ass fucking attired too.
You won't even to the jeans he was. Oh he was in the long
boys. Yea bullshit, James. I appreciate you putting respect on the jeans
because not a lot of people do not a lot of people. No,
I mean his body was like he was crazy in shape, you know for
a minute. But yeah, yeah, the jeans were like yeah, I
put him over the top for real. Dude, he was a beast.
He was the juiciest he may have ever been, because before he was dude,
he was like fucking at one point, man, he was like crazy.
He couldn't even find tights that fit him. I don't think any man
crazy guy. All Right, it's time to get into Monday Night Raw April
twenty seventh, nineteen, Well, Unforgiven was last night fellas. Wow,
there was an inferno match. Yeah, shine up broke out of a sharkcage
like robocops. The nation was there. Yeah, all of them stone cold
hit vents with a chair in the head and hospitalized it on purpose. Well,
as we learned later. Yes, indeed, Okay, get you right.
And now hear the dogs barking because it's time for thorn and you,
dude, the dogs barking. I do you like this intro? Because I
thought this one was fun. It always reminds me of the war Zone game.
Yeah, the dog's barking is always like, I know I'm in for
like a crazy ass raw. If the dogs are barking at the beginning,
I know like we're about to see no finishes, fucking just two up things,
you know. Yeah, because the dogs bark, that air of raw
is so fucked up it's crazy, it is. They actually start off with
its fucked up. They start off not even letting you get into the show.
Its fucked up already. Yeah, you don't even get a chance to
breathe or watch raw, like we're already going somewhere else. Jr. Informs
us a commentary that wc W was at the Norfolk Scope. The norf Scope
fucked me up, he says, north of Scope and the North Scope.
What is this? It's norfolkol Scope which is JR. Also in their war
Zone jackets, by the way, which I think we've talked about. I
saw Tony posted the war Tony jaach it. Do you remember this, James?
Oh, yeah, of course I do. With JR. With his
mouth on a figure crazy there's eyes are glued to his glasses or something.
I don't know if somebody, yeah, somebody in production made the shirt on
the figures say war Tony instead of war Zone, which is they approved it.
Well. Wc W was at the North ex Scope with what they say,
thirteen minutes from me or they're in Hampton, Virginia. And then d
X has taken the war to WCW. They launched an assault on WCW and
are just down the road fifteen minutes and from again. So d X are
outside of the of a building. Is that this isn't the Norfolk Scrove though
right now they're the Handon Coliseum right now, right and we're here, you're
here, and it is very bright outside for what I you know, I
figured raw was on at like, you know, eight, probably nine pm,
right, I pretty bright outside for nine pm, even if it's Eastern
time. That's where your head's messed up. It's Eastern time. Sure,
but I guess earlier today. They said earlier today beginning it's eastern time.
So you have to you have to realize it gets dark here and around two
thirty pm, so this is yeah, you just have to remember that.
Yeah, it's it's like daylight savings and all that. So DX is lined
up outside the hand him cause seum at two thirty presumably by weather. Billy
Gunn has Billy Gunn has a rocket launcher. Uh they for they have road
dog Tommy Gunn or some ship. Yeah, China swings her gun and hits
her a dog and the cock with it. Man, this is awesome.
And they off his gun too. He's just to realize that they're all ready
to get inside their tank that they have that they're gonna take to the They're
gonna drive the tank down the street to the north scope, says Eddie's man.
And Billy Gunn has a hard bazooka cock and then truly says, I
said, at ease, and then the bazuka goes limp because it's a cock,
and they're all starting to laugh about that. Hell yeah, man,
this is real me when I'm younger. Dogs right here, man, Bruce
Pritchard sitting in the driver's sea. That's my dog. Is that Bruce Richard?
Yes? Bruce was it? I was like bullet Bob or something.
Sh didn't go down when they went to WW, you know, because he
was like a charge of this? Is that for sure? Yeah? You
know, dude, remember that picture? I said, you're Bruce Pritchard that's
talking about Are you serious? Yes, Bruce Pritchard is in the four How
about that? Dude? Dude they talk about on every document. I'm sorry,
I've heard about this d X tank thing. Oh, you're a doctrina
like that. I didn't know that he's watching a lot of the document.
This guy is Bruce Pritchard. Yeah, he's in there, Bro, that's
Bruce Pritchard. Bro. Wow. Wow. Did you know that you can't
fish, crab boat or swim at the Hampton College seat? Why was that
so necessary for me to zoom in to let you know that? By the
way, why did I have to know that that a reference is something that
I didn't understand. Yeah, a lot of guys like the fish crab boat
man just better. You can't have crabs. That's what it was. Crabs,
get it? Well, now suck it and let's go get them all
right, So let's drive this tank. That's why everybody realized this tank here
is a jeep. It's not a tank, it's a t it's a it's
a jeep with a big fucking bazooka on it, just a cannon. Yeah.
You know what's funny is like they never like, they never like talk
about that, which is weird. They yeah that because the joke was it's
not Yeah, the joke is that is not a tank, but that was
not in history. Not the joke the history. It's just a tank.
Maybe t shirts with d X on tanks on a shoot tank. Yeah yeah.
And then they brought the tank back the next something Yeah oh yeah,
yeah, that's right. Rush was on note of it. That was awesome.
Wow, what a different era, man. Yeah. Well, they're
gonna embark on a mission, James, and they've seen the enemy in there
nearing today. We'll go down there. They don't they'll be cheating. They'll
be cheating those truths. They'll be cheating our truths, right man. They
let they let all those dudes go, all those dudes that invaded Row on
the tank. They let all them go. Man, they had to go,
they had to think about. It was a dishonorable discharge. Everybody there,
his whole brigade die. You let his whole prigate just walk out there
and die. Tony com came out with the real tank. That's what happened.
God said He's got something bigger and better promise you and you can fish,
crab boat and swim at Daily's space. Is it a real look at
what? So the first match of the evening, it's Kins Shamrock versus Mark
Henry and the Rock, The Rock, the unocondal champ Rock. They're the
national domination still. Uh JR. By the way, said we're gonna have
some footage of the personal assault from dww that for you later to night.
So there is much more to come with the DXWCW business. Shamrock is at
zero percent body fat currently. He is Davy Boys Smith asker. Yeah,
he looks so crazy, man, like wow, I mean like he was
really taking it serious. You know, he was striking the wrestling sho serious.
So that was pretty cool to see. I'm pretty sure he's still doing
MMA why at the same time too, was this a UFC where they're a
rocket crazy? Yeah? Hell, bash your dude's heads in grabbing bodytails.
That cage is huge, man. That he was knee straight in the grabbing
geese and choking him with it and it was going nuts. Ye dude,
fucking one of the gracis fun out. Dude like twice his size wrapped his
gee around his neck and bashed his brains into smithereens bro. It was awesome.
Yeah, man, that was like the real championships right there. That's
what they dude, Shane wanted to invest in that ship, dude, Chase,
he was looking kids share he's fucking nor Thank Abbott looking like he just
got off his somebody. Dude. That was the real man. They got
the fucking dude the geek uh logo with his arms out crazy. Yeah,
so sick that first fucking the first belt they had. It was awesome.
They know was doing it like that, and especially not w c W,
who is being currently invaded by a tank. Definitely not Arena. Didn't Dan
Severn come on television with the UFC title once he did? Dan? Yeah,
it was yeah, Yeah, it's crazy. It's like that m the
NWA title titles or something. Yeah, he was rock fucking belts that's right.
He had the UFCS. Oh my god. Yeah, he had two
UFC titles. It looks like and then look at this picture three UFC and
the world. Yeah what that's crazy. It's a crazy bastard man. Yeah,
and they look at it, that fucking arms man that is so crazy
that reaches nuts. Man. They later on engineered this guy as John Jones
Anderson Silva soon released. So we have Kins Shamrock and Owen Harror who had
some shit go down and unforgiven, which is why they're teaming here tonight.
Owen lost a triple h due to the numbers game. I'm not sure what
happened to Ken Shamrock. I'm asking the same happened Uh yeah, yeah,
probably something like that. Um, I'm sure it was something to do with
the nation, right, yeah, that's right. So Rocky sucks Chance are
going nuts in this building. That's weird, Rocky Die. It's weird because
we're in like a middle ground where he's not the rock yet, Like he's
the Rock, but he's not the rock. He's still Rocky my avia,
right, Like the dude does his intro like he's the Rock. Okay,
he's the rock. His his pants say the Rock. His pants say r
M as well. Yeah, well they call him the Rock Rocky my Avia,
it's the Rock Rocky, like you know, he's like the Games.
He's laughing right now, curly because the Rock grabs the microphone and he says,
oh my god. Yeah, finally the People's Champ has come to Hampton.
And that's it. He gives a bike back, no voice fle or
anything. It's just finally people People's Champ. Yeah. Yeah, I was
like, wow, okay, this is super fucking early stuff. He is
not he's not tapped in, but very soon after that he is. Yeah,
you're right. It's not like this is like a long journey for him.
He like flicks a switch and then figures it out. Yeah, He's
like, I'm the Rock. This is what this means. A reminder that
The Rock gave a shout out to Kin Shamrock on Impact Wrestling for going into
the Impact Wrestling Hall of Fame. Forgot about this. You know? You
know how? You know how I know that? Why? Because it was
on Pluto TV for BTI. Oh yeah, and you love BTI. You're
always watching. I'm begging. I don't know if Garrett, if you listen
to this. If you have any pool here, I'm begging you to put
some fucking actual TNA Impact episodes on this fucking Pluto TV app. Man,
it is just BTI in bullshit. I'm begging you to just have zumped it
up there something with some Joe on it. Yeah, you're right, you're
right, but I think he gets the picture. Yeah, um, but
yeah, So yeah, it was a cameo we record. Well, it
wasn't a cameo. It was he went outside in his yard and recorded a
bunch of shit all at once for a bunch of people. Because I remember
he also said there was it was like the same scene, same background.
Every he's like, oh, thank you Donald Trump. So yeah, I
remember that. It's a crazy night for the Rock. So Owen Hart and
the Rock start the match up here, and the Rock goads kin Shamrock to
come into the ring, and well, Owen lets him come into the ring.
The Rock also does the people's eyebrow here, and it also feels like
he's just learning how to do it. Definitely laughing, yeah, because it's
like he stares across the ring and then he does it, and it feels
it feels like it was Ai generated video like it felt fucking his eyebrock.
Yeah, it felt like it, dude, it was crazy. Well,
the rock goes Shamrock to come in, and Owen lets him come in.
Then Owen looks at him as he comes in and he low blows this shit
out of his chair. He kicks with his balls, and I guess Owen
har has joined the nation. Now happened, man? Well, Owen,
he goes to the outside, he grabs a chair, and what happens next?
I mean, just I'm not even kidding guys. This is one of
the craziest heel turns I've ever seen. Well, don't forget the spinning wheelkick
that he kicks him on the balls and he follows it up with a standing
spinning wheel kick. Well, that's got to be New Japan style, just
for him. Yeah, that's true. Like the Pilman eye that is set
up here. I mean not only the Pilman eye, but the sound effect,
the run ins, the after fact. There's so much that happens here.
The sound effect I want to talk about because I'm still unsure what had
happened. Yeah, well I didn't know until commentary told me. Oh goddamn
right, I heard it. Well, what happens here is they go to
pilmanize Kin's Shamrock, and the Nation of course is helping Owen hard. At
this point he has this chair for you grab him outside, and Godfather and
I think Delo Brown grab one of each of kin SHAMROCK's arms. They gumby
him and pull him at stretched armstrong him. Yeah, this is really crazy
looking and Owen puts the chair on SHAMROCK's LaGG and he jumps off the rope
and he pelmanizes his fucking leg. Yes, and Steve Blackman comes down and
he tries to make the save. The numbers game is just way too heavy.
He gets as kicked. The Nation fuck him up. Owen, by
the way pelmanizes the Shamrock twice, he jumps off the second, stomps his
shit out, and then does it again. And then Blackman comes out,
tries to make the save, but he gets his fucking shit pushed in and
then Owen puts Shamrock in the sharpshooter while Steve Blackman is still getting his ass
kicked. Not only does he put him in the sharpshooter, but as he
has him in the sharpshooter, we have British bulldog coming out here and now
he gets his ass kicked. Yes, he's fucked up too. And in
this sharpshooter they play some weird sound effect. I thought it was something like
happening in the arena, and I think it was I think it was black
something when there'd be no Blackman. I think in my mind it was Steve
Blackman taking a chop. And they just said it sounds like a snap or
they played it's snapping a sound effect over the PA and they commentary told us
that Shamrocks leg has just broken hard as snap. So, by the way,
I just also want to make sure we know this godfather has kept the
ha on the old time, the whole fucking time. That's so crazy.
He's awesome, fucking Gumbian dudes. So then Owen Hart after it has I
mean, Shamrocks leg has, I mean, you guys have to understand he
has been pulmonized twice and his leg has been cracked in half a style.
Something happened there. It's spinal probably it's gonna be fuck. It sounds like
one of those bone crutching action figures. You know what I'm talking about.
Where that's it's yeah, it sounded like when luc and Luke underground, when
somebody would do a kick of any kind that sound. It sounded the aar
fox thing in the corner. He was crazy. One heart then goes down
and he bites kin SHAMROCK's ear until there's fucking blood on his mouth. Was
there blood on SHAMROCK's ear? I never saw it? So it was in
his ear. It's like when right back slat Rocky starts in the tuna and
it got stuck in there. That's where the blood was, like his SHAMROCK's
ear. Dude. The fucking breaking of the legs was crazy enough, James.
The fucking like Shamrock is on the ground writhing in pain because his legs
and ankles and back have all been broken. He's like with the glass fucking
bones or whatever the paper skins bones, and Owen jumps on top of him,
fucking crazy style and nibbling his ears. It's like the segu is already
over. You see that TikTok where the Barbourne like kids on us. This
shit as crazy as o? What what date was this? Again? What
date was the April uh seven seven? One? Was the Mike Tyson gimmick.
Okay, it was earlier. It was earlier. Kim does take some
time off. I was wondering, does he just come back and wrestle the
next week? Sick? Yeah, but no, he doesn't come back until
it's time to qualify for the King of the Ring. Does he glee because
he's got to do a shoot fight against the Greasie I had to leave.
It's like, guys, I'm going to the UFC. I don't know if
I'm gonna come back. So we had to figure out of sun later.
I got another fun with chemo coming up, and he's gonna just I gotta
Every time you got into a fight in the UFC at that time, it's
like, you don't know if you're gonna fucking come out okay, if you're
gonna be dead at the end of it, that is so crazy. Either
or not he ever came out okay as a questionable you know, he was
probably a changed man. I think okay is the best way to put it.
Did he come out good? I'm trying to see if he did go
fight. Maybe he just wanted time off to be with his family like a
normal human. What a fucking ask the guys, I've been on the road
a little too much recently, let me go, that's true. Um so,
yeah, So owen Hart has turned heel, He's joined the nation.
He bit the ear, he snapped the bag, he snapped the legs.
Uh, that's unbelievable sort of slaughter. Literally grabs own heart by the hair,
pulls him off his ear as he's biting him. Uh. And this
has got to be the most fucking out of pocket heel turn I've ever seen
in my life. Yeah, there's still Jenny Rocky sucks ever anything for owen
Hart. Yeah, and like I okay, so, like I knew owen
was in the Nation, but somehow I miss this part of him joining,
Like I didn't realize this is how he joined. I've never seen him.
Yeah, I've never seen him, just Roy. It's not even like it
doesn't turn into a big feud. At least it doesn't feel like it,
because I don't fucking remember any othering of it. All Right, So they
go, they have like a house show run when he comes back where he
beats owen Hart, like eight house shows in a row. Nine and that
is the one where they do the lions Den match one or the note if
he ever oh, I know the Dungeons dungeon. Yeah, dude. He
literally spins, I swear to God for months kicking Owen Heart's ass house shows
and oh yeah, and you're right. You guys are right. The Heart
Family Dungeon match, Yeah that was. Owen beats him there really and then
he goes back to kicking his ass in the house shows. Good lord,
and then Dan Severn beats him in a triple threat. Holy shit, does
he ever beat him on TV? I guess Ken Chermrock was out of doing
MMA when he signed AWE, that makes sense. He looks like trans over.
Yeah, he probably probably Vince was like, oh you're not gonna do
that, Yeah you will. Yeah he does not. Okay, so he
does not be Owen until that Lion's In match, which is in August.
Well, that's good revenge. He beats him in his dad's dungeon. Dan
Severn is the referee of that match. That's awesome. Yeah, this pay
per view guy Fantastic reviews. Why has Owen don niche Why? Well,
because he wants to lose in the house loot for the next six months.
So now it's not for the dude love love Shack town Hall. Oh.
But when they did the recap, by the way, and they did during
the break, they show Fruke and Steve Blackman helping Shamrock to the back and
Shamrock is all flustered and he's pissing. He's looking around. He says,
I'm gonna kill his ass and he does. Yeah, he does. For
the next six months, Love Shack, They're gonna use that song. Dude.
This whole thing, like the whole beginning of this was like crazy to
see. Yeah, because we've seen mcfoley be a complete cornball recently, I
feel like every time we see Folly's being complete he's just a goober. Yeah.
Yeah, but he's like a legitimate part of the roster at this point
and he's still wrestling, yeah, and he's a threat and like he cares
about the title. Like that's that we don't get to watch too much stuff
where like Folly actually wants the title and he wants to be because I feel
like even when becomes mankind later, the more of this stuff we watching mankind
and stuff, he's just like deranged, like he has no like concept of
what's going on, Like do you think like Brown Dudo gear Mankind was more
like that because I wanted I didn't start watching w until like fucking after this,
like you know, sure, so like you know, the stuff that
I've gone back and watched is like, you know, bits and pieces like
you said. So, I don't know how serious they even took that era
of mankind. I just thought it was cool. They had championship dreams.
This dude Love of all characters championship dreams. Yeah, that was cool.
Gave his character context. This is the set here is pretty crazy. It's
like a cardboard bus painted in front of the entranceway with beads hanging down and
Dude Love. So two girls come out all painted up, bikinied out.
Dude Love comes out in his bandana, gets stuck in the beads, so
he has to like turn back and take his So that was a sham.
Yeah, these girls they come out here, by the way, are way
too hot to be out here with Do Love, bro dude. That was
just good though, brother. He was the fucking he was fussible man.
Yeah, he was fucking funny enough. He was fucking for real, Like
nickfol was a hot dude, you know what I mean? He was.
He probably get some ass for a minute, you know what I mean?
Until you know his teeth got knocked out sideways and he fucking Bleana's ears and
then and then they liked it even more that he got married or something.
But that's like a whole different head. Kids. At one point mcfoli was
fucking crazy. It shows a crazy ass ass shot away these girls, by
the way, man, it which is egregious, like from the back,
tell the cameraman to walk around and shoot for ass. Fucking dude. At
one point, he's cutting the promo and he's talking. He's like being serious,
and they're doing the slowest pen up and down of both girls entire bodies.
They rode on their bodies. You know what did it say to get
to look? I don't actually know, but why were none of us bag
attention the words? I don't know. I try, I tell you that
much. Yeah. Yeah, they did the pan up and down their entire
bodies, and as James said, it goes around the Legit has to like
go around like an object that's there, like an inflatable chair to get behind
this girl to stick the camera or a crowd pop for of course they did
so, dude, love basically says that he thinks it's sad that Steve Auston
tried to get himself counted out to retain his belt, and then he thinks
it's sad that he hit Vince McMahan with the chair. Well, that was
his main man, his McMain, Yeah, yeah, Vince Wigman is Dude
Love's Maine McMahon. Dude Love says that we have three options here this evening,
and all of them have to do with Dude Love getting his title belt.
That's probably what he probably wanted to say, but he's like, I
got this. That was one of the parts that he was saying that he
uh, he was sad that he went back that night with the ladies and
he just he didn't want to fuck. He just wanted to be held.
And he apologizes that is said night. He told me ladies, that's a
shame. So option number one here is we do Dude Love versus Shan Michaels.
Sean's gone right, yes, he said, we find the X Championship.
Michaels right, the hell he's at. We match about the dude.
He says. Number two, we have a tournament where Dude Love is the
number one seed and whole Hogan returns book Your team does not fucking win anything
that doesn't even come close, and he said number three is we fire Steve
Austin. We strip him of the belt and we hand it and then Wholegan
comes back option. See, I use my creative control, brother, and
I go over, Well, if you like what's behind door number three,
give me oh hell yeah. Crowd says hell no, hell no, that
was awesome. Yeah, they were right on with that. Yeah. I
feel like I never hear the crowd say hell no to something. No,
they never rejected. It's always crowd say what I want you to say,
and they say, I think there was a hell now signed in the crowd
too. Oh no, And dude said, ladies, let's go to the
back and let the dude make it up to you. And then they all
just started dancing. So they go to a pre tape. Earlier today,
d X was at the Norfolk Scope. Did you believe that, I guess
the north of the scope? North of the Scope? Well, Triple Asia
is on the speaker and he's talking to the fans that are outside lined up.
They're lined up, by the way. I just want to make sure
this was not during I just want to make sure we understand the time table
here. Yes, the w W show has not fucking started, jazz.
They show everybody daylight out. It's not time for the show. So triple
As is on the speaker and he says, hey, guys, do you
think Air Bischoff sucks? No? They say no, I think they agreed
with the bishof one. They didn't agree with They don't. They don't,
No, they do not. They don't agree with W. They believe w
W sucks, but they don't believe Eric. I heard it the opposite,
but I heard of the opposite too. Okay, they think Eric Bischoff sucks
because that's the angle on right. Yeah, do they think w c W
sucks? No, No, we don't. We don't because we're here to
watch. Yeah, he says, do you think WW sucks? In the
crowds? Like, you know, I don't really know. Uh d X
starts the war against WCW and fires the first shot from the tank, which
they do not well. They you know, they shoot something from the cannon
that may or may not have been attached to a jeep, but it may
may or may not also have been an entirely different time, nowhere near the
building because it zooms in on the shot, which nothing comes out of it
either. I'm not really sure what I was supposed to be looking at.
It just went so quickly. You have to understand. Fire at the northst
on the crowd. We fire the first shot. Do you think that's gonna
sucks? No, not really, dxmaging the stadium with a fucking shit,
Hey guys, sucks. Yeah, we're gonna get real. Yeah, what
the fuck? That's unbelievable. Yeah, this is this whole thing is so
fucking crazy. Man X starts the war. X proudly shows the world that
we are the only one with the sack big enough to fire the first shot.
WW so suck it and she has got this. But Triple is making
his speech about having a big sack and you just you your X pockets back
kill you gotta go back to watch Xbox is a dud, dude, Yes,
because x buck is fucking great. At one point he dropped earlier,
he dropped his hat and he's just like, yeah, I gotta pick up
my hat. I is what it is. We talked about kill Whitey before.
I don't think like a major fucking day Jop movement where I was like
kill. I was like, dude, it might have been it might have
been a dude that game across on like XU sliders on this game that is
kill. Okay, I do remember that. My holy shit clips I can
show you. Yeah, he goes kill whitey no whity. All right,
Well do you think he's talking about Eric Bischeff on his Wow? He could
have been talking about anybody crackers, But there's only white people in the wrestlated.
There's only white people in nor crab, no crabs and no down here
we crab it. No, we are crabbing. He's on the show too,
kill whit suck suck the x agame at a different plan. Yeah,
fucking firing tank shots out. Sorry, this doesn't stop that from being a
felony. It's funny, It's fine. Oh man, dude, Yeah this
was agreedious man only shit. So yeah, w A for All is brought
to you by Burst Gum the Music Volume two Where Tony do you know where
you can buy these albums? Uh? Dude, I didn't write it down,
but I remember that's right. First off, brother, that is the
wall. You don't gotta write it down, dude, to remember it's the
Wall, brother. You gotta go to Camelot to get your alb Hamelot.
Yeah, there's no way either of those places exist. Nor not only do
they not exist, but no one's ever place the Wall. The Wall changed
is something else, didn't it? Or one of those changes like the other
CD? Dude. The label that put out this fucking CD was cock Records
d C koh cars Wait. Camelot was consolidated into a new brand called f
y e Oh. The Camelot owned the Wall, also by the Wall the
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did I tell you guys that the first time I heard a swear word
and a song was from the Tough Enough Season one album. No, yeah,
I got to. I guess I don't know. I guess my parents
got it for like Christmas or some shit. It was the Tough Enough Season
one like soundtrack, and I guess it was the uncensored version. So I'm
listening to it. I think it was like a disturbed song. He just
says fucking and I said, whoa this word? Forever? Hey? Mom?
Fuck? The start tiring off tank shots and kill my buddy, got
like volume three or four, I can't remember which. On a war based
We went and had a listening party at his house. Isn't that the fucking
craziest thing ever? And jammed out to you think you know me? By
Edge or fucking whatever it was. It was by Edge. Don't let anyone
tell you otherwise, Sag that song. So whatever. Yeah, we were
jamming out to that and blasting out the windows as like my older brother walked
by and thought I was the biggest fucking dork in the world. Just yeah,
but he was laughing. Now he thinks he knows you. He doesn't,
you know? Shit, Yeah, exactly. Now your tear talking about
Edges music on a podcast, right, you know that's the problem. Let
him know for real. Yeah, we're gonna get you some Burst Gum.
We're gonna get you the music Volume two from the Wall. Yeah, and
we're gonna taken to the North of the Folk. I don't remember Birst Gump.
I remember Cinna Burst, but I don't remember the red that was part
of it. That was part of it. It was Cina Burst. It
was like it was like the most successful one, right with cineb Yeah,
there was Cinna Burst. There was the big Red. Fuck that shit in
the ass. Oh dude, Big Red was fucking sweet too, Big Red,
fuck you, fuck you man, suck it. We'll fire off shots
of the Norfolk Scope. If do not eat Big Red gum, we fucking
drive our jeep tag to your elabit cheap deck. So we got another pre
tape here DX is walking with the fans of the Norfolk Scope. Uh,
you know, they interview a woman that they found, Uh, they've taken
this. This is our prisoner. The interview a woman and they say,
you guys, you think WCW sucks. And this woman outside of a w
c W show she's going to says, oh, yeah, yeah it sucks.
Trip l asked, who rules professional wrestling? The lady says d X,
Yeah, yeah, Well guess what, motherfucker w W Sports entertained all
right, and that was a lot more to your boss than professional wrestling.
By the way, I don't know if you guys notice when they're so they're
walking along, like James was saying, some dude with a sign. I
don't know what the sign said, but he was like following right behind them.
Road Dog, road Dog, road Dog slaps the shit out of this
sign and breaks it. Doesn't do n O. I don't know what.
He slaps his hind of it. Yeah, and then this woman held captive
gets for some reason, and then Triple H starts his own d X chance
d X d X. No one else wanted to be a part of it.
Ninety eight is still like a good year. Form WC do the best
year. Yeah, it was a fun year, Tony. I actually want
to see what the nitro was all day eight. Oh so nitro had double
nitro. So there was a hour nitro on Monday and then a two hour
nitro on Tuesday because of the NBA playoffs or something. Oh wow, Hogan's
champ brother. This is a good business. Yeah, of course collision.
So now we have uh, that's awesome. Yeah, this is pretty cool.
Actually we have the head bangers versus Terry Funk and Too Cold Scorpia.
They couldn't just let him be Flash Funk here. I mean, fucking come
on, man, Oh yeah, you're fun. I didn't think about that.
Funk brothers He's are the real brothers Terry and they come out to Cactus
Jack's theme for some reason which I don't know. Yeah, Dan, Yeah,
like I was Terry Funk's Team First, right or whatever Wines come in.
Yeah, oh, like I thought no because Chainsaw was up or something.
No, I loved it on there. I think they had it on
there, okay for him, but I don't know Chainsaw. Charlie didn't use
that song though, sure, okay, yeah, maybe you're right. Yeah
it was still so. Yeah, this is a fucked up match Headbangers,
the Headbanger, Motching Thrasher, Terry Funk and Too Cold Scorpio. Now I'm
pissed that they didn't just go on Flash Fun dude, I was. I
was upset here. It was because he's gone and then he comes back as
Scorpio, I guess, but like, just you can just be flash Funk.
But you're right, just for this, yea, this is cold.
Too Cold was in the job squad, right, not flash Funk, right,
that's correct? Yeah, okay, yeah two god Scorpio is they were
doing. They had so much belief in what they were doing with them,
they put them in this fucking tag match gets the flying Nuns they wouldn't get.
Yeah, well this is a number one contender match that or or something
like that. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Yeah, it
definitely has title match implications, right, they definitely Okay, I think there's
a number one court later, Tom sure, So Vince McMahon has just arrived
through the building. Now we're a half hour into the show. Vince is
just showing up with Briscoe and Patterson. We're who was running the show up
until this point we're watching. They were there. They were there to watch
the show and then for some reason, a big hole was in the side
of the building, so they left. Yeah, there's a big shot.
And they saw Trip Wade doing the sucking thing. They're like, holy,
that's happens to you have a mile concussion from stone cold to hitting you.
Well, you know, it was a brutal shot. So ecw chance break
out in this some bitch before they even which you know storgrun So these dudes
are not tagging. Ain't nobody tagging in this match. They got no interest
in fucking anything like that too. Cold Scorpios pants are insane. They're ripped
crazy long tights, but they're all ripped up. Terry Funk is in the
classic John's and the headbangers are in their kilts, their skirts whatever they were,
I think it's skirts. They called them so yeah, no tags at
all. I just said Mosh is doing double cane clotheslines. So this match,
like the first half of the match, is like the match that they
were told to have, and then that afterwards was the match that they were
gonna have. It breaks down so fucking fast. Yeah. So the headbangers
hit the rocket launcher and scorpion on the outside to the floor. Then he
mash or Thrasher, grabs whoever the other one is and just throws them off
the top row pretty much the flare bump ex up. It's a tag move.
Then Terry Funk does a fucking two thousand and five Indie moon saw to
the floor. Yeah, and cold with the Joshi cross body to the floor.
Yeah, this is nuts. They get back in the ring and start
fighting. Funk pushes Tim White and then fighting irishman. Didn't they get cute
double d Q? I think because I think they both they both hit him.
Is that what they said? They both think? I think that's what
a thrasher and Funk both shove the reff so it was a it was a
double okay. The fighting irishman Tim White to me like Funk took his hand
and punched him. White in the head. But it could have been you
could be right. I know, I don't think it was that serious,
but it definitely seemed like it at least. Okay, this is where the
match stars Club Scorpio, this is the coolest move ever, and Claudio should
do it like this. This is this is very cool. Not only do
they not only do they do shit, but then the head bangers do shit.
I thought that was very cool. Scorpio invents the Racola bomb, but
he doesn't fallout style. Dude, Mosh's head bounces so hard. Somebody got
to take this move fucking gnarly. I legit rewounded three times because I said,
Wow, this is the coolest fucking move ever. I never seen anyone
do it like that, the cross arm fucking fallout style. I was like,
wow, this is a rough bump. Yeah, that's it's a rough
bump, especially for an after match move. They legit said, here's match
number two is the fall bomb goes up. It's the cleanest moon saw.
I mean, like just floats through the air here so high up. I
was begging that he was going to do his usual though, the fucking leg
drop. He should just he should have just kept going up and doing more
ship antial. They stopped him. It was gonna stop because I bet you,
I bet you. They just said, all right, you guys just
keep fighting. After the match, and they said, let's all right,
let's just do some really crazy shit. So they fucking fall out bomb in
the moon saw Headbangers go up, hit fucking power and glory. Yes,
yeah, straight up superplex splashed out of the corner. This is not a
match. The match has been over. It's been thrown out que style.
They're ringing the bell. They go to the outside. Funk throws one of
the fucking Headbangers. Just arricade. Yeah, barricade blows away, dude,
it's the steel guardrail. It legit flies back five feet in almost destinate the
whole family. You should get someone to hold that if you're gonna do yeah,
I mean, if you mean, if you're gonna do shit like that,
you should old that shit. I agree. It's fun is fuck man,
this was a cool this. I really enjoyed this, dude. By
the I if you told me at the beginning of that match that I would
want to see more Headbangers versus Too Cold Scorpio and Terry Funk, I would
have called you a lot of fund up names. It's it's crazy because,
like, compared to the rest of the card, you would think that these
guys time traveled and came back and did all this shit from like ten years
from now, and they are doing it here like it was so fun.
I bet they got fucking Oh my goodness, I bet you that they You
know, I haven't looked at the cage match or anything, but I bet
these guys eat shit for the next eight months. Like it's April right,
Uh yeah, that's is that right or July April twenty seventh, So here
we go. That's they lose to Bodacious Barton, Bombastic bob On, Shotgun
Sarta, the headbangers. That is okay? Uh they you know what,
dude, No headbangers fucking just don't stop winning forever. It looks like here
they're cool. Here, I guess to cool. Scorpio Pa gets fired though
he was the fall guy because you're not yelling at Terry Funk. You don't
give a funk, right, you're right? Yeah? Yeah, I mean
he had boys back down. I don't know if Scorpio had boys like Debt
No, and they didn't even think to change, did Scorpio not He is
he gone after this? Let me see, No, he's around for a
minute. It looks like he's gone. He's gone in early ninety nine.
Okay, so he he plays it out right, he's around. He mean
he just loses to everyone forever. But yeah, oh well that's you know,
sure that he was. Yeah, I mean losing though at least yeah
there. I mean back in the day that it was like firing our pay
they right there. He goes on a house he goes on a three house
show loop beating Dennis Knight. Oh shit, that changed his eyes whole career.
Start doing crapic it, dude. Wow. So maybe it was the
exact opposite. Maybe they went backstage and said that was a big dumb dumb
Yeah. If the boys like didn't expect Terry Funk to do a moonsaal to
the floor that night, everyone in the fucking monitor was probably losing it.
Yeah, gasp, bro, Wow, that's sweet. The culture change is
pretty quick after this. This was the last night were things changed. The
next match of everything, this match actually like this was the end of wrestling.
After this, they broke the fucking time machine. Yeah, d X
blows a hole in a building and they had this tag match. It was
too much at one time. So we go back to d X of the
Norfolk Scope. God damn it. Xbox says that we want to say,
what's up to our boys? Kevin Nash, Scott Hall says, what I
want to is does anyone happen to his free tickets that's gonna be tries to
give away to Filter TV and if anybody has a no, this is degeneration.
X d X is here we are teaching. I'm Triple H. Hunter
Hursthelms. Xbox says, what's our poison? Triple let my people go,
Let my people go. Dude, he is legit has an arm band that
says po WCW on it what prison prisoner people free? Scott Hall, Kevin
n they're making being there, They're making whatever Triple H is making right now,
by the way, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall are making twenty five times
that that's what make ye right. No w he doesn't get money. They
give opportunities. Take two hundred and fifty dollars to take a tank and shoot
it at the Dorford Scope. Kevin Kent thousand dollars to come and book their
own anyway, Yeah, that was awesome to hang out backstage in the wine
shirts and drink beer, just hanging out with the road dog. He's got
again xbox. Pretty sweet. He's probably show a lot of drugs. It
was fun. Yeah, Oh I was gonna ben you. Uh, let
me talk to you, Tony, let me tell you so. Well,
back at the arena, they're still trying to break up this fight. They're
still trying to do spots out here. Even dude, I was so fucking
fired up, James. I was like, Wow, they're still trying to
break this match up, this match that I thought nothing of when it started.
It's a two seg fight. I said, this is awesome. Yeah
it was, and it was really awesome too, So that was cool.
Anyways, w w ive said a birth, rewind that birth. Well,
Vince will be out here next by the way. Well, first off,
we have to see Steve Austin throwing Dude Love off the stage straight on a
concrete He dude hip tosses Dude Love and he dies. He dies. I
don't know how he does. Like, what a fucking unbelievable blessing that this
man has, that he's able to throw himself at the floor as hard as
possible and not die. You know what it's crazy is that there's no there's
no like, there's like, oh, how do you do that? How
do you know? He tells he just how does he does it? He
falls here? He gets launched into hell? Is what happens? What the
fuck? Yeah, man, that's what Nick Foley should add his shirt that
said down on the back of it. How does he does it? I
do it? Dude? The sound that spakes as his fucking bad flatty ass
hip just fucking snacks concrete. He's on TV the next night. Yeah,
getting the car to come driving fucking it was ever drumming Virginia nose. This
is worse than falling on a car. But at least he got to do
the love shack with the lady. Yeah, that is I mean, that
was probably nice. I'm sure he enjoyed that with his wife and his kids
and all that. Well, not having a wrestles price, probably got paid
more than triples, did that nice? Yeah, Fence gave him one hundred
extra dollars for bumps. That was pretty cool of you, man. Yeah.
Oh yeah, By the way, Pald tomorrow night, we're gonna shoot
a gun at the north. We're gonna blow you out of a candidate to
the side of the building, Mick, if you want to let us.
So they got this man town Hall. Vince is out here, and uh,
this is not the Vince McMahon. No, no, this is just
Vince McMahon. This is not mister McMahon yet, right, Vince doesn't get
a theme until June. Uh, and then he doesn't get the no Chance
in Hell music until January of ninety nine. So he's like, it's a
while before. He's so crazy to think that, like everything plays out in
this era in like the shortest amount of time possible. Yeah, it's it's
it's immediate, like it's how quickly ther momentum shifted, Like should be studied
more than it has been, because it's insane. It's it's it's a bunch
of guys all that. It's like, and I know you guys haven't seen
Dragon ball Z before, sure, but in Dragon ball Z they got this
dude named Gohan and he has like this lock potential and then he gets his
potential unlockey because super strong. It's like if that happened to like six guys,
y'all at the same time, because there's a lot of guys in wrestling
that like don't ever reach their potential. They just fizzle out. Like they
have a ton of potential, but like they never really discover how to use
it or given an opportunity to let it kind of shine out like that,
Right, But somehow it all within like all the same two months. Yeah,
dude, all these guys, Yeah, they all figure it out.
They all go it's like the Undertaker, Kane, Triple h All at the
same time. Yeah. Man, Yeah, that's pretty that's pretty like monumental.
It does happen again with of course the OVW Class of two stated,
that's great. It was just as good it always will be, right broad
kill it. Don't get me started on the two thy WW roster. Have
you seen he's off of being one hundred if he was in that class,
Danny or I'll kill you Danny in this shoot you said you're better than everybody
in right knows that. Right. So Vince is here because he wants to
talk about Steve Auster hitting him in the head with a chair, and Vince
says that some naive people think that Steve Austin was aiming for dude love but
really he was just trying to take my head off. Oh no, you
know, how do you How can we be so sure? And as a
result of that attack, Vince as a mild concussion. I can't eat You
know what sucks. You can't even do Vince voice because he doesn't have Vince
voice yet. No, he's he not only does he not have Vince voice,
James, it's like not even his voice, Like, I don't know
who this is. He's like too young here to be mister mcmaton. Yeah,
it's just like regular dude man. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, it's mister McMahon. Sorry, my mcmahinman McMahon. As a
result of the attack, vissions a mild concussion. The crowd loses it.
They love concussions still to this day. See yeah, concussions are one of
the greatest, one of the best things to happen to for wrestlers. Gotta
be on the top bottom concussions. Everyone in that tag match just before this
had one friend show. Laura got one from the match, and of course
because of the mild concussion he suffered. By the way, dude Love is
third straight on the fucking cockcrete last night, Vince the Malga cussion is he
is experiencing dizziness and even nausea. Uh fuck, And Vince says Steve Austin
is defending the WWF title here tonight. Okay, that's well, there's a
litany of I imagine people that Vince would want to line up to woopstone Cold's
ass. Who is dude love? Right? Yeah, that'd be a good
guess. Yeah, I mean my top five guesses. He was just top
five. You got five. I couldnt even come with five. Well,
yeah, I mean I got Undertaker, right ball Ye, all right,
sorry, Yeah, you're right, you're right, should be up on the
list. But he has a fast to night so he can't true. Okay,
what about what about Kane Cane? Yeah, I mean his arms Undertaker
may Undertaker's not too busy the night though, I don't think. Well,
I guess maybe he is. Anybody in d X, right, they're at
the North of Scope, Shawn Michaels. They're being arrested for the felony of
shooting a take off at a building in broad day like holding a woman to
cap ask her about WCW, trying to force someone to be a d X
fan. So whatever, whatever, guests you had is wrong because Steve Austin
is defending the WWF title tonight against go Dust. Yeah, the same reaction
that I just felt when that happened. He Ever, when does a main
event world title match for gold Dust? Ever, you don't think he's a
main event caliber superstar main event gold Dust happens on April twenty seventh because he
is challenging Steve os for the belt. And my first thought here is,
oh, shit was this while we're watching this episode? But then you guys
reminded me that it's because it's about the decause I was like watch, I
was like, Okay, that's funny. I was like, oh, we're
watching it because of gold in the main event, which I think the mod
concussion was starting to get to me a little bit. Sure, how would
you describe the crowd reaction into the Goldust announcement, because I feel like they
were they were experiencing dizziness and even it was as if they asked, the
www sucks, That's what the reaction was. Well, not only that,
all right, we have Steve Auston versus gold Dust in the main event.
Uh, there will be and I just want to make sure everybody says it's
w W is kicking these dudes assholes? All right? Tonight is Steve Austin
versus gold Dust, and there will be a special guest referee tonight. Now
who could the special guest referee? Bet it's gotta be do love, right,
Tony, Right, yeah, gotta be do love? Maybe yeah,
maybe or maybe uh maybe? What about that's what I was thinking, dude,
I would thinking skull, yeah, jazz, maybe crimes around Well,
none of that would be right as tonight. He's not here. Those guys
are right as they were all damaged in the assault North Risco bombing of nine
eight. Never forget that date. That's upsetting. There will be a special
holy shit, all right, so there will be a special guest re free
tonight. Gerald Briscoe. Okay, he showed up late. I saw him
show up, Evince, and he is rewarded on like dude, Love by
the way, took a bump on the toss off the stage on the concrete.
By the way. We'll show the footage over and over so you know
he did it. Well. If Stone Cold lays one finger on Gerald Briscoe,
then Austin is fucking fired and he will and immediate revvocation of the championship.
Yes, sir, mister McMahon, mister agm in ye man. He
asked him if he will be an unbiased official, Yes, mister McMahon.
Okay, are you afraid of startles Steve Aoston? Well, you told me
if he touched me, I'm not that part up like it, says to
redo the question, because Brisco starts, Yeah, so if he touches you,
he will basically vince ends it. Actually, he says, if he
touches you, he will be fired. All right, goddamn that, Gerald
says, I'm not afraid of stuckles Steve Aoston under those circumstances that you just
said. You just said, And he says, well, some people are
probably wondering, you know, what if gold Dust becomes the WWF champion here,
and what kind of champion would God Dost make? All the people are
asking that. People have been asking this question as of question, People been
asking what is the best version of gold What I've been as I legit thought,
we watched this to do that because of that, dude, if I
would have did that, we would have watched the fucking debut of seven is
what we would have done. Oh my, Tony, he seven was in
the dark Side episode we watched it showed like he showed like a clip of
seven from Vince Russo's booking. You know they showed seven. They just float
to the ring or floating at the stage. Yea, yeah, Like,
I don't know why you would show that shit look sick as fun as the
guys floating on the stage. And for the bird ship logo. Yeah,
that show wasn't be awesome. That's us a child's fucking bedroom window, fucking
do this fucking gimmick. Okay, my contract? He says, I'm not
fucking gold Dust. I am black. No, I can't. America don't
would be fucking gold dust champion? Fuck Uh? You know, should gold
Dust become the champion to night? What kind of champion with gold does make?
If Vince says, well, anybody would be a better champion than we
have now, see, I don't know if I can agree with that,
dude. If gold does begin to jumpe in here like woud three times over,
man watches you do a video about that, it'll dude, it'll Sumhow
have the usos and rummer raids in it? So I guaranteed and the Human
Highlight Reel set both dude, hurt my fucking heart. I haven't get him
heat about it. Him calling him the Human Highlight Reel the right moment that
hurt my fucking heart. So it shows Steve Austin backstage, pacing back and
forth. He's just watching the television product. Backstage show is pretty good.
I'm just waiting to see what happens with all DX in the Northern Scope thing.
He shows a pacing back and forth and he pushes over a chalkboard.
It was definitely like the rundown of the show right like that. Also,
I think erased it. Yeah, okay, maybe he was watching w c
W and Alex right lost and he was fucking really pissed out. This guy's
I swear to God of a gold dust, dude, if you shave this
guy's head, he's gonna look like me, and it's gonna really piss me
off. There's so many people a little I mean, that's not really thinking
about states show. That horse pis Goldberg again. A ball is like me.
You fucking let a ball or skull or crush anywhere near me? A
fucking I'm lose it. Just crazy, fucking little light me away with this.
It's just a cameraman just gets on him at the exact right time.
But as he's flipping out about more bald guys and wrestling. You signed,
key, you gotta key coming in. We go to pre tape. D
X is in their tank and now they're gonna go down to the gate to
the lot there. Try to go down to the gate to the parking lot
in the stadium, but they are closing the door. The clouds, the
cowards are closing the gate. I want to let you know, guys,
Eric Bishoff would have opened if you would have known they were there, he
would open the door, and he would have on the other side of the
door. No, the other side of the door was the Edgrands to Nitro,
and they would have drove right onto Nitro, and that he because the
ratings would have been crazy. Why wouldn't I done that? Of course he
would have opened the door at three o'clock in the afternoon and left them industry
down, the rip and everything right down the rim stage through all that trust
they drive the take down and he would have drove the take through the backstage
right past out right even looked at him. Oh man, Yeah, I
mean, I believe him. Why why would he lie? Why would he
live? Derek Bischoff is a no non liar. Some would say he's a
truther and then he and then he want to beat Tripleage's ass. Yeah,
dude, s yeah, he was in his revenge outfit waiting because he knew
d X was there and he was only gonna do kicks. Only kicks,
that's all he has. Well he's got. There's no way he was waiting
for d X. He was back there. Mister Holgan, what would you
like to do to Night, sir? There is no fucking way Bischoff was
anywhere near that stadium at three pm at nine o'clock. At nine o'clock.
Who am I beating to night? Brother, sir? It's in your contract.
It's Ronnie Piper Tonight, my sir. So they tell the driver,
who Tony tells us is Bruce Pritchard. I don't I'm gonna believe you,
Tony, but I feel like we're gonna get in trouble for that because I
don't think it is past episode. Well, let me tell you this,
brother. Maybe he wasn't the driver, but he was definitely there because he
talks you can't just say that the driver with and it says not who is
the driver, Tony, You're fucking Eric Bishop. Now he was there,
he was there, he was Yeah, I assume somebody was fucking there.
Yeah. He was like the guy who charged the whole year. He was
producing there, right, Yeah, he was producing the he was driving at
was definitely driving it. He will alright stayed by time. Love was driving
it. But the picture you sent over is just for promo purposes. You
know that wasn't next That was a fucking stage picture. What's that? That
is not? No fucking way all the record off record, Jimps, there's
no no, that's the promo, the promotional material. Brother, dude,
that's from the show, and it's emotional smog. Now, Bruce Pritchard droves.
Attach, I'll tell you what Bruce drove. It's bubb and Love sponge
on this dude, Steve snows. That might be Bruce Pitchards behind road talking
this picture. That's not him, that's Curt Angle. I thing. But
on the record, I'm stand by Tony and I would I'm standing, but
I have to record. It's a fucking way back there. Look at this
pictures back there I'll tell you what is back there, Mike. Holy shit,
man, that's wow. Dude. On the record, I'm with you,
off the record, you're fucking crazy. Frichard is crazy. Yards.
Bruce Richard is driving this thing and he drives it down in the aisle.
I'm Tony, Bruce Ridge is driving this ship the fucking parking lot. And
he told me on his podcast, his podcast, and he he was in
the Tories not while also true, that's true, that is true. I
can't argue in the James fucking nineteen ninety eight. And you're right, there's
only so many goddamn j so many megafings, a lot of people, a
lot of people look like Richard twenty five years ago, and I r you
know, but on that tank, he's in the tank as well, hammeled
out. He's cammeled out. Anybody drive down. They're calling as we call
you out there, he's gonna be opened the door and they're driving down.
They slowly lower the gates, not letting him in. And Eric Bishop would
not have let this happen, And yeah, why not just come out and
talk whatever he was saying. Did you say that Bishop said he was on
the other side of the gate or he just wasn't there, he would have
been I see, Okay, No, he said, if he was on
the other side of the gate, he would have opened it up and let
him. He issues that somebody would have told him that they were getting invaded.
And no, shot wasn't here a fucking cannon go off and you No,
there's no way. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah there there's only
a big hole in the side of your building. What's going on here?
There's no way. They recorded this over like ten minutes either, like they
were surely outside fucking around for like an hour or so. Yeah, they
were definitely, Like the CNN Center two is not here. That's true.
Well, Billy Billy Gunn and road Dog or knocking on the door and road
Dog says, we need to talk to mister Bischoff, and xbox Off sings
out here. Man's were bastard. Out of here, xbox says, Harry
Bischoff, you got admit it, come out. This is Sean Waltman.
I just thought I'd come by giving a chance to tell me why you fired
me, since you don't have the guts to call me on the phone.
Fucking Whitey got so. Yeah, they would not let them into the building,
which is a shame because I would have loved to see them drive onto
the Nitro sent a two thirty in the afternoon when we were building it.
Do we know what happened in nineteen nine eight Nitro? Uh at the same
time. Oh yeah, you're right, Tony. That was the day one
day two that you talked about. Yeah, yeah, so it was a
one hour episode. They would have walked in on Goldbergers to Scott and Norton.
Oh my god. They would have got road Dog go talk to Scott
and Norton. Yeah, road Dog happens. Yeah, we'll see you later.
That as crazy as hell. Man, Wow, they should have Man,
well Jr. We come back to the show and Jarr says, you
know, you have to wonder, isn't it enough terrain for d extra cover?
We don't have to interact with a rival wrestling organization. Watch next for
these guys eighty second Airborne. Maybe yeah, they're gonna fucking hijack a plane.
Jail. I have some stuff here about the d x WW. Okay,
this is from the May fourth, ninety eight Observer Meltzer Rets, but
perhaps the most intriguing part of the raw show, where the series of tapes
from earlier in the night when d X drove a tank to the Norfolks Scope
before the w CW shows started the Cup promos. In the first segment,
they fired a blank in the direction of the arena, claiming they were taking
the first shot in the war. I don't think he saw right because they
actually shot a big killed many, but he doesn't want to. They also
carefully spliced the crawl on the marquee at the Scope for a different event where
all the tickets were free, and made it appear that the tickets were free
for Nitro several times in the segment. Later DX referred to all the free
tickets to be gives away. The Meltzer puts here exactly that there were six
hundred and thirty two free tickets, three hundred and seven comps, and three
hundred and twenty media trays, which is actually a usually low figure for today's
wrestling, in order to make it appear its buildings are sold out and respond
it's on Nitro. Later that night, Tony Schavanni noted that the Scope had
been sold out for months thirty miles down the road. They can't even give
tickets away. Meltzer says, well, actually that event was also sold out
and not as many free tickets were given away. Meltzer says most of the
segments were stupid, with Triple H asking the crowd earlier in the day,
which earlier in the day, what was bad about that? Is it was
bright daylight and this was purported as being live airing at nine thirty pm.
They asked if Eric Bischof sucks and they agreed, and then asked if w
Gonna Be sucks and they didn't react nearly as well to that. Did they
add earlier today in post you think, I guess I say he does say
yeah, it does say I think the first one says earlier today for sure.
Okay, So I don't know if they stopped eventually trying to say it
was yeah. Um. The next day, one TOPF executive called another from
w CW and basically tried to apologize over the incident, claiming it wasn't done
to make W's Gonna Be look bad. Not sure if he also tried to
tell him the moon is made of green g's man go to the beach now.
Yeah, so melts are pretty much said the same thing. The U
that's funny. The tickets thing. I didn't Did they show that on the
Peacock version for sometimes? Did they You're talking about on the ticker, right,
that's that says the free Yeah they do show that, Okay, yeah,
sometimes I didn't catch it. Yeah yeah, um yeah that was for
another show that I didn't even know that. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Well, so we have Jeff Jared versus Brashaw next, but we got
them. This guy exists. He's trying to build a stable exists. He's
build a stable. Um student Athles, Oh my god, bro tessee Leland's
been a Bourbon bowl man. This is Doug Demdon. This is the type
of guy make fun of the water Boys. He's insane crazy wow NBA stuff,
right, wasn't that what's going on here with Jared? I don't know
if he's a part of that or not. I thought then that he was
an NBA gay though, right or not. He's a lot of guys,
too many guys. He could be affiliate with a lot of shit. Tony.
I usually don't know here. Um so Jeff Jarrett and Bradshaw. Bradshaw,
by the way, is full on fucking Texas guy coming out fucking cow
mustache just growing off of same. It's eating his face. Yeah, and
they put over his new move, the Clothesline from Hell on commentary. I
hope that sticks now. I thought, I just I'm just now. When
I was watching this realized I thought they called it the Clothesline from Hell because
he had joined the ministry. I didn't realize it was already close on.
Yeah. Yeah, oh I never even put that together. The yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Wow, But it's just a
move, it's just a coincidence. Yeah, that's crazy. So Jarry hits
a drop kick and starts Fargo's struttings. This bitch Brashaw just gets up and
wamps the ship of Bradshaw's. He's a meaty bastard here too, by the
way, Like he's a thick fucking guy boy. Yeah you're yeah, you're
right, you're right. Um. Jared, by the way, is just
a I mean, what a hand, what a fucking hand. He's tremendous.
Yeah, good worker. Everything about him, foot works crazy, the
way that he puts the guy. Yeah, his entrances based with a big
JJ letters that are swirly biro ww style. Yeah, it's nuts and he
gets in, he can work. He's got the Fargo strut, he's got
your taunts, He's got everything you can need. He knows how to work
TV. What a guy doesn't matter anyways. Wait a minute, someone's in
the ring. Who is that? Club clubs? Here? Is this shit?
It's it's kind of time the hell Yeah, Club kama Kazi is what
they're calling him at this point, and they are attacking Bradshaw. They changed
this pretty much immediately, by the way, they are non club Kamakazi for
long. Well, Taca Minchioku comes out to try to make the save.
He gets in the ring. He does, that's awesome. Who is it's?
Is it? It's Funaki? Dick Togo? Is it men's Tao?
I think they fucking uh fucking Dick Toogu does the big cent on to Bradshaw.
That was awesome. He really jumped for it too. Yeah. It
looks fucking dope. Yeah. And then there's a fourth guy with a suit
on and a mask in the ring. Who I who is that? Who
is that? That's the that's a leader guy right that what was his name?
Does the choppy choppy pep thing? And oh yeah, Yamaguchi San.
Is that what it is? Y's his name? That's crazy. Last name
San, first name, Yamaguchi, Yamaguchi Dash San is his name? Yeah?
Ohhh wow? They well, yeah, well you got Club Kamikaze,
which becomes Kay and Tie, and then of course you have Valvenus who debuts
later cocks all coming together, Yeah, a perfect circle. We go backstage,
Due Love approaches Vince Man saying, dude, this is not what we
talked about. I fell a concrete man. Yeah, like the fuck is
going on? And Kevin Kelly comes out. He says, hey, everybody.
Vin. Vince then turns into mystery Man for like one minute, like
one minute he turns it on. You can feel that it's coming. Yeah,
Like Kevin Kelly tries to interview him. He says, you happy with
what's going on? And do I look happy? God? Damn camera like
out of my face? One minute? Man? Yeah it was cool.
Yeah, dude, Love was saying he he wanted me to wear a tie
dye. I did that, and he wanted me to be Austin. I
beat him. He's like the funk out of here and the events then vinces
it up. I was like, oh wow, okay that's it was funny
as fun got the camera got a damn guy turn it off. Well,
now it's time for the new H out Laws versus eight Ball in Skull.
So Lawler has replaced colon commentary here by the way for I guess that we're
getting into the war zone or coming up to it at least. Yeah soon
Triple H, China and Xbot come out first. Lawler says, you can't
tell me you didn't get a rise out of you know they had the nerve
to go to WCW and Jarry says, why are they washing her time?
And no, I didn't get a ridge down of anything. He fucking hates
the eggs and WW doesn't want to talk about it. Man, Yeah,
Triple H does the uh, let's get rid of to suck it? And
Jr says, pash the barth bag? Will you this new? This a
new thing they were doing. Let's get rid of the suck it because it
feels like, as James said earlier, like everyone hasn't figured it out yet,
but it's getting because no reaction from the crowd. The commentary hated it,
so I was sure working sure they were doing it. Yeah, eventually
it becomes like massive. Yeah that's their thing. Yeah yeah yeah, New
h Outlaws are out here on little green mo pads. They get there,
so I was like, oh, they're just being silly, but I didn't
realize they were making fun of the DA who come out on the motorcycles.
Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, they just have the tank from the norfol
scope. Yeah, you're right, right, then we're gonna do it on
Night shru They could have just blow us the blast in the arena. You're
right. They got to come out little green scooters and drive down the ring
and Jars. Aren't they adorable? Aren't they cute? They're show lovable?
Don't you just love him? Kang fucking hates these guys? What what?
So? At one point King says, you probably don't even like South Park?
DJR yea, let's that forth. DJR and Jars says, what do
you care? Write a book? Yeah? I don't know, man.
I guess maybe DX were were in South Park shit on TV or that's what
they were being compared to. Yeah they did, okay at one point they
were. I don't know if they did at this point, but yeah,
South Park stuff. Yeah? Sure, Well the dare he here you got
eight Ball, and you got goddamn Skull, and you got l D two
thousand coming out too. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, the d A
come out and I thought it was I was like, okay, there,
it's their match. But then the Legion of Doom with Sonny come out,
and I'm like, who the fuck is in this match? But then it's
okay, it's the Harris Brothers versus the Outlaws, but non title and also
Sonny is here here. Yeah. At one point, road Dog walks across
the apron and slips on the ring skirt and almost dies, and he complains
the referee about this, is like, so everyone's here, ld comes out
Sonny da fu d X. Yeah, and I'm thinking aboutself, man,
we have not seen a group of fucked up white guys like this, not
a minute like last time. It's got to be the natural born thrillers.
But well they're after this thankfully. Yeah. This is I mean, this
has got to be up there with the most fucked up group of white boys
in a ring at once. Eight Ball Skull d X. Yeah, this
is fucked up, man, Yeah, it is fucked up. Man.
Bald Stone called flipping out there. Two fucking eight eight ball fucking hate you
should I hear you, Steve, Yeah, I'm with you, And I
also have to inform you guys that this is my official dead Luck plus ten
match. Wow. Wow, I wasn't even that long for that. You
just didn't want to see him. None of the matches were actually long,
Yeah, but you just didn't want to deal with this. No, man,
this was insufferable. Man, this is fucking sufferable. So little that's
insufferable. I was like, I can't want to sit no more. Man.
Well, the the d oy hit the fucking uh they're finished. I
guess not different as they do the double side slam gimmick to Billy gunn Uh
Jr. Said Jr. The whole match doesn't know if it's skullar eight ball
in the match. By the way, I hear you, man, it
don't matter neither. He's also pissed at Triple H two at the beginning because
triples trying to do bits and he's like, shut comment. Didn't hear that.
I'm trying to my job over here. Missed a great cutoff, though,
James. At one point I think it was eight ball or skull.
I also I don't know who the fun days are. He cuts off eight
Ball, who was like running at him with a gut kick and then just
hit some of the pile driver cold edge file drives him U. Then one
of the they do the twin Magic spot. One of the ball dudes replaces
himself with the other ball dude and Billy pins him and then gets fucking crucifix
pinned in and the bald guy wins. D o A wins, Holy shit,
man, twin magic. The twin Magic really really gone out there.
Well, l D and d o A a lot of fucking three lettered fucking
groups. Here are all crotch chopping on the ramp and telling d X,
Sucket and Jess, we are literally checking it away from the war Zone.
Yeah, you know it, and you said it best man. It's time
for a little baby raw fans war zone. This is real shit man.
The war Zone was for the real only I didn't watch enough of these that
I I don't remember the doing another intro for a war zone. They just
do thenother show again. Yeah, they do it all the time. I
also so they could say they had two high highly rated TV shows on Monday
nights and then they get more advertisers and sponsors and then they get worked.
War Zone could be h. They still do it today, bro, they
just don't. They don't do it as like hardcore. There's like a low
third every time. Yeah, but it doesn't sure. Yeah, well,
first match on the war Zone, baby, because now all the shitty wrestler
has done all the google the real fucking for the real fucking shit man.
First matched up Undertaker versus Barry Window, and I promise you this almost was
my deadlock plus then all the night, but it was you hit BLUs dead.
It's over, But JR. Says, I don't forgive an Undertaker faces
awesome, brother, Kane, Yeah, that match was. I mean,
the Taker dive was awesome. We actually see that in a minute. Taker
dive is cool, and then seeing somebody on fire is also cool. Yeah
that is cool. That's al Yeah, that's true. Invaders no, hell
no, we'll set everybody on fire. I promise you that I saw somebody's
ass set off fire earlier. That was sadly, that was not the indies.
That was just a video I found out that thought was funny. That
also, and then I threatened to do it at your house and heart.
This is uh, this is teardrop Taker Raw by the way, yeah,
man, big neck thing. That boy got a big neck thing going on.
So Undertaker versus Barry Wyndham, which you tights. Yeah, it just
literally just trunks that say NWA on his ass. That's it. You're at
WWF now, buddy, the war zone. Bitch. Uh Yeah. So
Undertaker choke slams Barry Windham and the tombstones them and winds anyway, I say,
win fuck you man out the war Take your ass back to the WA
brother. Dude, how long does barrywin ut even fu last here? Like?
Is he here for a second? I feel like he's back at WWC.
Yeah, it's time to get the horsemen the Horsemen go on. His
last of appearance on TV was a loss to Vader on RAW on May eleventh.
Dude, losing the Vader in WWF is like you gotta get the fuck
out of here, man, Like we don't want you here. You had
to be a piece of sh They were real for dudes to beat Vader.
They wanted him to be crazy. And then he went to ww Yeah yeah
and joined the West Texas Run. You know that was he? Yeah?
That gas going one master p uh Curly goddamn curly Bill, curly Bill over
here, which was Virgil curly Bill. That's insane. Yeah, he did
win the tag titles in WCW. That was nice. Who was it with?
Was it with fucking Kenny Chaos? It was the Windham Brothers to see
at Harlem Heat and then lost it back to Harlem Heat and then they were
both released. The loser leaves get the fuck out of here. So Taker
gets on the mic after this fucking matches the Toombs dont gets to win and
gets on les A Cane. Last night you looked in the eyes of the
dragon and you got burned. This was crazy, dude, What are you
talking about, Brook the look in the eyes of the dragon? You see
Kane? You wanted to fight with your brother. He's getting laser pointer to
hell here. It's all over last night, it was in the end.
It was only the beginning. And what I want you to do right now
is come down the ringside and let's finish it. So he's gonna just stand
there and wait for Kane. He says he has all of eternity to wait.
Well, I don't got all the fucking eternity, under Taker. I
got a plus ten for you, though. I probably the commercials almost got
it. Come on, now, that's all right, it's all right,
all right, because it's time for the Castro GTX Slam of the Week drive.
Oh that's good, all right. It's Undertaker doing the Taker dive on
Kane and Vader, who was just bumbling around. It was over the flaming
ropes through which was pretty cool. It was so cool. Before we continue,
we didn't get to talk about this on the show. Tony discovered this
like on fucking Twitter, Tony, the fucking sting WCW thunder ropes. What
the fuck you have to explain this to me? Why didn't I see the
version that you posted on Twitter? So what they did? So? Fuck
w By the way, just want because maybe people didn't listen to that episode.
D said today they fired the first shot and they opened the world.
No, so Vampirero came out and shut the ropes on fire. He tried
to set the ropes on fire with sting in the ring, but they didn't
work. So the blowtorch guys were there and they were doing their ship lighting
the ring on fire. Um, and I guess people told me that they
were actually like someone on Twitter told me that they were at the show and
after Nitro was over, they had everybody stay there. Then they did it
again, and then they had Sting come back out to the ring, and
then they re lit the ropes on fire so they'd get a better shot.
Well, on TBS they aired the good Ropes on Fire like the actual live
version. And I don't know if this is just to be fucking with them
and putting the shitty version on the Peacock or or the master of it was
the shitty version. Yeah, but I like to think said fuck you were
putting this up and they put the fu version because that happened before with something
we watched and I think it was Thunder two. Wasn't it like David Arquet
falling through the stage. Yeah, I guess like whatever masters for Thunder they
didn't take like the TBS version, they found like the original version. So
yeah, the actual ropes on fire, they h that is awesomely redid them
and they just said fuck I needed people to know that because I couldn't believe
what the funk I was seeing. Yeah, they looked awesome when they were
lit up. Did Yeah, it was crazy. Also they said that was
the first in front of match ever, the Human Torch Match, but obviously
clearly it was not. Yeah, well fuck you for real. Yeah,
so we're back here, Kane and Paul Bearer. Now out here, Kane's
arm is very bandaged because it was caught on fire. Fire. What did
you guys think of that? Finished Kane's arm being caught on fire? Did
he like he didn't get it, like take her didn't push him into it,
right, Like Kane just accidentally touched it or something, didn't he?
I can't remember. I just remember. I just remember me going. When
I first saw it, I was like, yeah, really yeah, it
wasn't as cool, like because in my brain, I'm like, he's gonna
roll him into the fucking fire and he's gonna be like, oh, I
was like the video game, yeah, flocked up beyond belief. Yeah,
he's like my fucking army. He's walking around. Yeah, I was leaving
his arm. Do you remember the one video game where they didn't have him
on fire, He just wasn't on fire and they just had smoke coming off.
What was that? What game was that? No? I don't remember
that. Twenty three. I definitely remember. I remember the ones where like
you're on the floor and you're rolling around and you're kind of on fire.
Yeah, yeah, there was one where it was that animation, but there
was he wasn't on fired. So yeah, Kane's arm is all banded up.
Should have been his whole body should have came out like he should have
to roll his ass out there like the SpongeBob guy. It's too easy.
Paul Bearer then cuts a promo which I have to give it to him.
Here man, Paul Bearer cares, they all care here. Wbe's camera work
is unbelievable. Here. They do like these shots of like zooming in on
Paul Bearer with the red light and then they pull back and Kane's like to
his like right, and yeah, it's very cool shot and it kind of
puts together everything. I will say that the way that they did this,
and I think that would be stopped this this sort of storytelling because of shit
like this. Paul Bearer revealed feels that he is Kane's father and the crowd
doesn't understand what's going on. Dude, They like they Paul Bear hits the
line that you know he could see the pain in Kane's eyes and it was
my son whose hand was on fire and they cut the taker, who looks
confused. The crowd doesn't really respond, and then it fades to black and
it comes back and it's JR. Explaining why I guess Paul Bear that I
was confused. I was like, wait, didn't we already know? I
thought so too, Tony. That's how I fell too. And then I
was like, oh, this is the first time this has been said.
Yeah, this is the very first time, and like Jr's like, yeah,
man, this is you know, did you know this? This is
his father and Jerry law Dude, you ought to be rocket sized. Figure
that out. Had to sleep without a dick his mother. Who lord,
that's like, what a way to fucking up Immediately, man, goddamn it
was fucked up. Cage's ass arm all blown up. Invader was there.
Yeah, Well, what I'm hearing is Paul Barr's Kage's father six. He's
got a car comeboard. So backstage, Kevin Kelly is by the way,
this is a monumental moment this story. That's why it was like the turning
point of the end. This is where this is where we see that the
brothers are destruction, you know, like, but whatever, good lord,
highly edited DVD documentary will make it look like this is the greatest moment I've
ever in the history. The crowd was like, the crowd was a gash
tony. That's what Alberto Dorio was saying. Was really elected. This was
the moment that Mexico started watching wrestling to Mexico started watching wrestling because of that
segment was invented after they saw head Bangers versus Terry fucking gold Scorpio. Holy
shit, man, what a crazy Alberta Rio WB talking segments is crazy.
That is insane. That sounds like that just sounds like a fucked up sentence
from space or something. It is fucked up. So backstage, Kevin Kelly
talking to gold Dust and Luna, good lord. He definitely was saying,
oh shit, good lord, God says Steve Ost will never forget the name
anyways, do Love from my space? Holy shit? Yeah, he fucking
glimbs on me. He said, that's why you should have been me.
He's whooping Gold's ass, Luna's jumping on Dude Love's back to try to break
it up, and Dude Love flipping out everyone trying to stop him. This
was cool. Uh so d X talent Dude dude, these guys off the
shows. What the hell? It's actually unbelieved, Like this part is never
talked about obviously, but they spent the whole like first hour of the show
showing how like crazy DX is and man, they fucking they really took it
to w W and they blew their ship up and they were at their front
door and they backed down, and then the first thing they do when they
come back is they lose eight ball in skull Magic. You guys are fucking
losers, man to imagine because their bald is crazy. Yeah, man,
these guys are losers. Yeah, you're dude's And it gets worse, it
does, so d X town Hall triple As tells us that in the night
where DX is trying to take over New Markets, his buzz was killed.
Oh fuck, get it, do you guys? You guys understand the buzz
killer. You guys get that. That was what he pissed that first bision
name. He said, what about buzz killer, sire? What about the
white killer? That's what he wants to do that. Yeah, well I
don't know if we can do that right now. Okay, maybe you got
t NA you pick that out. I'm not going there I promise, I
mean, I'll promise them, but I won't go there. Yeah, I'll
sigh for a bunch of days. That are you making them? Triple A
says some one has got to get their ass kicked. Here is the European
title because he's the European champion. Correct. All you gotta do is come
down here and get your ass kicked by me to get it. So to
win the European title, all you have to do is come get beat up
by Triple H. Is that what you're saying? And he calls out the
following people. Eight ball, skull, chains, balls, Dicky Cock,
Johnson Cock, Dick, come on out of your balls? Yeah, what
the fuck? Shoot for the stars? How about that? You know?
Come on? Man made of gold dust? No, no, man,
I gotta gor of the company, the dall and a road warrior animal that
guy because eight balls here? How could you be so sure that it's eight
ball? Right? Could be? Anybody could be part Dick blond got here
this title? The stag divisions, I ever see, where's the story.
Where's the story? They didn't want this fucking belt bro? So eight ball
comes out or skull I don't know, or so ball guy d goes out.
But this matters. None of this matters. Dan Severn literally springs to
the fucking ring in a fucking suit. This is unbelievable, mustached out of
his mind. Jim Cornette's chasing him to try to stop him. Dan Severn
doesn't say anything. He just gets in the ring and starts taking off his
suit very slowly. I thought that was brilliant, like I beat you to
the thing. I thought that was great. Oh yeah, it was.
I wanted I wanted to see Dan sever beat the fucking shit out of this
guy's so bad. Yeah, Dan Severn is uh he yeah, he just
feels like in a different realm than eight Balls Skull. What do you mean
by that? I feel like during the same division that your food tittle division.
Well, Cornett's try to get him out of that division that. Cornett
tries to stop Dan Severn, but Dan is gonna fight, so Cornett slaps
Dan to try to get him to listen. So Severn returned bellies to bellies
and then a crazy this is armbar Google submission. The fuck is happening here?
I couldn't believe my eyes. I've never seen him do this to Keebo
I'd probably see that he's Grazie has never seen shit like this before in his
life. True has gotta do this. The arm bar Google is not Yeah,
dude, that's my god. He's just coming up showing the fly Man
and Cornette gut dies. Dude, he passes out man. It chokes the
shit out of him. And then and then that's the end, like there's
no no, title doesn't get anymore. It wasn't that serious. He says,
I'm not gonna get embarrassed or You're not gonna kill my buzz And then
it does doesn't match. What the fuck well dance ever can? Yeah,
not a ball Tony The expends an hour harassing WCW lose to Twin Magic and
then Triple Itch gets fucked out of a match. You remember that time he
took the tank in there, shoot the shots in the air. Second suck
it, Suck it. Backstage, Michael Collins was still Coasteve Vas. He
asked, why why didn't you answer that he with the wrong ball, Shine
of a bitch went to the ring. I'm chicking each ball, shining the
bitches. I'm about to invent sumission. While Steve, I hate to tell
you that when somebody just did that submission seconds ago, kidding me, damn
it, I just came up with this new move, Michael. It was
you know, Bargogo Jade, Jared Balls, digging ass that can't You're right,
La did that move no less than a damn that's start Cold man career
being stifled by other bald guys in the company doing it before him is unbelievable.
So Michael Cole said, it's been in an eventiful twenty four hours.
Steve Stone Cold is looking at him like he wants him to compose as this
fucking guy. Yeah, so yeah, Steve says, yeah, and it's
gonna continue to be bad. Yeah, he said. You can have a
special referee, you can have a special timekeeper, you could have a special
jackass. It doesn't matter for me. I'll defend a damn title every day
of the week if I want to. You ain't gonna screw me out of
this, or I'll beat your ass. Shit. If someone could beat me,
then show be it. But I'm gonna cause you so many gray hairs
as I can on your out it up ahead. You're never gonna get rid
of stone Coach. Steve Auston and I hate eight ball chains. As I
say, d ta da ticking on Ashton, I want to so then he
throws a water bottle up into fucking Colt's face. Yeah, man, fuck
you fuck it comes all over his jacket. Looks fucked up, man.
Yeah, he is looking fucked up for the rest of his career. And
speaking of that, we got no the night really okay, all right,
well here we go man. Val Venus is here on the set of his
newest movie called The Big val Bowski, which I not thought of that one,
he says. When it comes to Venus envy, every male is at
the head of the class blow jobs, and regardless of what they say,
good things do, not small packages he does. He says, here,
did you pray today? You're gonna get veenis head? Vat you talking about
saving a character that's about vinishould give up, said Tad. Now he was
too busy plotting the peakers for Daniels clean. Yeah, he knew he was
coming to do that, she said, signing up. So every so everybody
knows he's in a car, presumably probably in his fucking backyard. It is
a Bayard, a car in the backyard. Guys, car in the backyard.
He's getting a blow job. He's talking about just anything that comes to
mind that has something to do with a penis. I'm sure, he says,
I'm sure your man has already proven to you that good things don't come
to small packages. A girl comes up because she was blowing him, and
she looks out for the keys. Yeah, she looks like she had no
trouble down there, if you know what I'm saying. They just signed key
and she was looking for Hey, he says, you found his keys,
yet, why do you look again? So she goes and looks again,
and then he says, val Venus is coming. I'm gonna tell you right
now, this guy's not cut all wars. Thinking of that ship on the
first hour. That's where all the fucking Mattel sponsors are you knows asked the
war drafty val Venus. So next time we got Hollywood, Mark Mara down
hall. Let me ask you something, brother, You want Sable? This
guy is insane looking man. He has a marvelous leather bandana on, sunglasses.
I cut off the shirt and jean shorts and yeah, he comes and
says, you want Sable? And Jar says Doug hold On guys, you're
you're missing the best part. When Mark Mark comes out. I don't know
if you guys got this with King and Jr And commentary, Do you guys
shoo this? You know what happened? But what happened? So Mark Mere's
coming out for some reason. King says, hey, Jr. I think
he dropped my keys under the table, Ship saying nothing, you just up
coming out, So I hope you fucking died. I seriously, John was
asking Jared for a blow Joss. Yeah, go lord, Oh you should
did not realize that that's all blow you from the jail. That's awesome.
Well, Mark merw brings out Sable. Let me ask you something. Yeah,
I want to see Sable too. Get out of here, come on
down here. So Sable comes out, huge pop and biggest pop of the
night. I think, yeah, she's lost, fucking yeah, sure,
she's super fucking over right now, my pop. I just want to got
to have a brab enough Juice Day stole his pop earlier. Yeah, Sable
comes out. Mark Merry says that Sable humiliated him when she came out here.
Fucking braun panties lost the damn match, showed those goods off to everybody.
You want to suck my good board. Sable says, well, I
liked showing my bra and panties and the people liked it too. Yeah they
did, Yeah they did. And Sables says that she's gonna put Mark Marrow
in his place, and Mark Merry says, what are you gonna do?
Beat me up? It says Scott hallfingers, I'm gonna beat you up.
There's a Sables six nine sign all the way through this problem at the back
behind it, which I was a Sable thirty three double D sign three three
D D three D is awesome. Nuts. Yeah. Mark Marr says,
look at me? Are you challenging me? The marvelous one? And Sable
says, you damn right, I looking at me? Look at me?
Are you looking? Are you looking? Say boys? Ready to stay on
her own, and she is challenging Mark Merrow in two weeks to a fight
on raw. Yeah, take off, war Zone. You ain't cutting it
over here. I'll tell you that now, war Zone. Damn you got
gold dust coming up, Get off the show. You ain't cutting gold dust.
Well, Vince's backstage and he tells Jerald Brisco to call the match fair
and square right down the middle. M Okay, mister McMahon, because the
cameras are on camera. Okay, your camera O good mister mcmallions. You
want to get a ball out there, mister Munn's gold dunes against skulls.
Yeah, got dicking balls out there. Okay, then bangers for me.
Legendary sat out. It's time for goddamn eight ball, and he's gonna be
out here. He's facing off against My brain just fucking like disconnected because I
was just going with you. It was like, yeah, hey, ball's
coming areas Steve Austin versus the artist formerly known as gold Dust Dude, that's
one of my favorite errors of gold Dust, if you ask me, it's
got to be one of the top. With the hair, with the makeup
of the goods. This is not even off, dude, gold does no
barber sleeves off. Yea, what the fuck is this? Man? Yeah?
Man, man, the green nipple pussy gears. When I was hoping
I saw artists formerly known as I was like, Oh, he's gonna come
out with the gimmicks on. Yeah, but we're not there. I don't
even know if he did that for more than a show. The green pussy
gimmick. He won't really a bought that shit then no, Stone Cold was
yeah, he told I got an idea. Well, Stone Cold gets in
the ring and line it did off camera still go flips Gerald Briscoe off immediately
when it gets in the ring. The crowd like you said, Sable got
a huge pot. But Austin is like unbelievably fucking over man. The rock
hasn't gotten there yet. So like Austin is the guy on this show.
The guys close, like it's like eventually there's you can get. Rock gets
close at some point Triple h maybe gets close. As Austin starts to die
down, take is very over. It over, like, dude, Yeah,
there's there's everyone else and then there's Steve Auston. They're fired up for
a gold dust Yeah that's crazy. So yeah, so Steve comes out here.
They got the boys in the front row three sixteen paint on their chest,
no sharks, Yeah, bro, Steve hits the corners you like you
said, gives the fingers to Jerald brisco This is like the dude, like
this is like, yeah, you know, this is the ship right here.
This is the wrestler to me, Like this was the guy and Steve
Austin like feuding with mc foley is like it happens with the Rock, it
happens with Triple H. Everyone goes through mcfoley and they come out a star
every time. Rights on concrete. How do you not get over you know
what I mean? Fucking trip plays get him the pedigree into like the tax
A style. Yeah, man, dude, he fucking put him through the
cell too. Yeah, holy shit. I mean like Orton taking the tax
like made his career. So Steve, if he puts one fucking finger on
Jerald brisco he will drop the belt and he will join the DA immediately and
become the European champion. Maybe isn't so bad? Yeah, I guess not.
Jerald Briscoe's going over the rules between gold Dust and Austin. They're both
standing there like boxing style. Yeah, yeah exactly. He warns him if
he lays a hand him, you're out of here, and Vince just does.
I can only describe it as he skips to the ring because he wasn't
doing the McMahon walk that didn't exist yet. He like legit, just skips
his way to the ring. I wrote down Galla bants yeah, yeah,
yeah, he's like super happy. Uh Josh forgot his nauseous and diggy and
has a concussion, is not a spring in his step. Well, Vince
is here to be the timekeeper. He sends the timekeeper away, he grabs
the belt, has the us the gimmick to ring the belt. Yeah he
got the night brother, you're good. Yeah, man, this is one
hell of a main event. Sure man, Steve Forever, he just yeah,
dude, he like that's all he does. He just whoops, He
whoops gold dust as the whole time, like he's he takes breaks to yell
at Briscoe and to yell at McMahon. It's so funny because at first Briscoe
is not fast counting like gold dust pins, and at some point he realizes
that's what he's meant to be doing, and then he starts doing. He's
slow counts to Steve Austin ones and then regular counts of the gold dust on
properly, so gold Dust rolls him up. Brisco fast counts. Then he
goads Austin to hit him in the corner. Austin does not hit Gerald Um
Austin talked shipped to events and then gold Dust cuts him off and starts his
fucking super long heat. He loves it. Bro hell. Yeah. They
go to the floor and Austin's like down on the ground and gold this is
going for him, and some lady in the front road just pushes gold Dust
away and he just he just goes into the ring to start Granny. I
was like, wow, that was unbelievable. It worked. So gold Dust
low blows Steve right in front of the reff Jr. At this point is
fucking this blow. I could do better a job officiating him. Want to
have Auston Russell one off time, buy his back, shackle him man,
put him in concrete and drowning him and kill him his fucking his wives if
you might as well. I'm jacking Ballson's goal of his house and his wive.
He's started giving like ultimatums and ship. If Austin loses his belt with
Dubia circumstances, crowd is gonna be rapping. I'll fuck I will shoot Jerry
Lawler in the head right now. So gold does retaliates with the fucking chin
Locke. Thank you. Jerald starts the hand fall check and ass his arm
goes up Austin gives Jerald the bird that is tremendous. That is so goddamn
funny. Austin and Gold does fuck up a spot, and then Austin fucky,
good lord man, Austin Clauber's the ship out of hilarious and he kills
him. He like, was he going for a hiptops or something? He
like, I legit wrote down gold us his thropes and Austin invents a move.
I don't know what that was. He like like throwing belly back something.
He gets up and just hilarious. No one's been throwing anything all night.
Then Austin just clawbers. He hits the flutez press and Jr's going nuts
for this ship man, I gotta do something. Shundays, don't let my
move Jaria. Yeah he was supposed to get the spot, supposed to be
like and the goosel arm bar. But yeah, it's such a so nice
God does with a sleeper, but Austin low blows him, hits a stone
called fucking staughter. Crocker's fucking nuts. Gerald hits the two count, but
there is something in his eye for the three must be Jess, you see
my keys. Sorry, I just fired off a fat lord. Gerald losses
here and call me sorry moms, mister prick, Oh shit, get away
without bringing that light up here coming in his eyes. Steve Austin, Yeah,
brust hotels. Dude, love to get out of here. But dude,
Love just throws Austin the floor, continues, He's not like Austin back
body drops from the Jr's fi right, like, not even twenty four hours
after he took a hiptoss off the stage. Dude loves taking a back body
drop on the floor. God yeah, I mean he's gonna what a fucking
dude, what a beast dude, and what a love? Shoot, what
a dude? What a love? What a man? What a guy?
And what a oh yeah yeah, hell yeah. Vince goes Austin with the
belt, but Austin, this is nuts and Vince's Gerald Brisco is so hard
to fuck that with the belt. He starts bleeding. Dude, I rewound
this like it was the jam gave fucking dessassination. I watched it. I
walked away. We can be dude, what reacted? Because okay, so
yeah, Brisco is trying to get Austin and do love the ip fucking fighting
and Vince is loading up the fucking title to hit Austin. Austin moves fucking
hits Briscoe with the belt. I thought Briscoe's head hit the stairs. I
was like, wow, he nailed the fucking stairs, but he did not.
What I think happened is Vince hit him so fucked up with his title
because Vince was holding it as if he was hitting him with the side plates.
It wasn't even the front plate. He's hitting him with the side plates,
and I think the side plate dug into Jerald Brisco's fucking old ass head
and busted him open. He killed his ass. Man. Yeah, you
can see the top of his head. Was just kinda looking at the top
of his head. So so he's fucked up. Vince's like, oh,
fun, got fucked up. Austin takes the belt and twins the famous Austin
b roll. Yeah that's crazy, believe it. Yeah, the famous b
roll where Austin he's like, yeah, he's just mouthing off and bobbling his
head in the ring is from this fucking part of Yeah. It's in like
every it's in his tron, it's in like every Austin the hype package ever,
like, I couldn't crave it. How did they even how did they
even pick to use this? I don't know. Yeah, just a clean
shot. Yeah, it's it's unbelievable, I legit. Wow, this is
the infamous shot. What the fuck? That's insane? See Austin flips Vince
off, gets back in the ring, he does the shit talk. Briscoe
is bleeding the hell. Uh fucking Then Austin's theme just plays. I guess,
I guess he fucking won. That's it. Yeah, he wins,
and then he keeps talking shit. He flips Vince off from inside the ring,
and that's the end of the show. That was just the end,
all right? Now? Yeah, man, what a dude. This is
a crazy, crazy ass show for shockingly more than I realized, more than
w W d X crazy. I don't even remember that at this time.
You're right, You're right man, event dusted run is crazy here. Wow,
hold a fucking show. Well that was it for Monday Night Roll for
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