Revisiting WWF RAW 1998 Shane McMahon Takes Control, Mankind Joins DX vs The Corporation, Kane Aligns with The Corporation

<v Speaker 1>Boys in Town. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast episode number
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and ninety one. Tony is not here this week,
<v Speaker 1>but we are holding down the forts and we will
<v Speaker 1>be talking about WWF. RAW is War December twenty first,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>And the special occasion for that one, James.
<v Speaker 1>It is the same RAW number as our podcast number
<v Speaker 1>this week.
<v Speaker 3>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, when it's a Johnny and James episode, you
<v Speaker 2>never know what you're gonna get. What a surprise.
<v Speaker 1>So this is Raw two ninety one. This is Deadlock
<v Speaker 1>two ninety one, and before we get into that, we
<v Speaker 1>have the Deadlock updates.
<v Speaker 2>Soly shit. I mean, I can't imagine what you're gonna
<v Speaker 2>tell me about, don't. I don't ever know what these are.
<v Speaker 1>Watch this. A new one is on the Patreon cat
<v Speaker 1>Suyori Shabata versus Tomohiro Ishi g One Climax twenty.
<v Speaker 2>This is an all time ass Kicker match.
<v Speaker 1>We looys will be boys, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this is like, uh all timer stuff here.
<v Speaker 2>It's not long at all, Like these are these who
<v Speaker 2>just kick the shit out of each other for like
<v Speaker 2>was it ten minutes?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe fifteen? Possibly?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Like fucking awesome. I mean and these two dudes
<v Speaker 2>are in their like most ass kicker form here. They're
<v Speaker 2>not fucking holding anything back. Uh And two of our
<v Speaker 2>favorite wrestlers as well, tomhere Ishi and Getsiro Shabada. That's
<v Speaker 2>on our Patreon right now in the five dollars tier, which,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, speaking of our Patreon, we are, I
<v Speaker 2>mean as close as we may ever be to six
<v Speaker 2>thousand paid patrons. I think maybe once this comes out
<v Speaker 2>will be like forty or fifty patrons away. There's a
<v Speaker 2>lot of tears for you all if you haven't signed
<v Speaker 2>up before, now's the time help us reach a goal
<v Speaker 2>that we never thought we'd reached before. On our Patreon
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<v Speaker 1>The six annual Deaddi's voting ends this week, so get
<v Speaker 1>your votes in voter die. Those are awards bunch of syllables,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, that are super difficult for me to say.
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, yailed it as like my accent just
<v Speaker 1>takes over the six annual Deadies oding.
<v Speaker 2>Get your votes in right now. You can find it
<v Speaker 2>on our socials. There's like Wrestler of the Year for
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four Tag Team of the Year, some crazy shit.
<v Speaker 2>There's Deadlock awards you can vote for the Deadlock Hall
<v Speaker 2>of Fame inductee superlatives. Yes, superlatives are on there as well,
<v Speaker 2>like the Most Fucked Fucker Award and best Wrestler that
<v Speaker 2>is bald and wears gene shorts and chain Award. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>that's a hot one. I'm looking at the results right
<v Speaker 2>now and there's it might be a crazy year for
<v Speaker 2>one of these guys.
<v Speaker 1>The third Annual DPW Award ballot submissions start this week,
<v Speaker 1>so be sure to watch out for that too.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that'll be up hopefully by the time this pot
<v Speaker 2>is out. If not, something went wrong and it'll be
<v Speaker 2>up this week, but it should be up by the
<v Speaker 2>time this pot is out then, Yes, third annual. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>how many wrestler companies James have awards that go like
<v Speaker 2>third Annual?
<v Speaker 1>Gotta be a lot.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, even if there's plenty of them, not ours,
<v Speaker 2>not ours at all, So get your submissions in or else.
<v Speaker 1>SGH is the first ever XFL game from who knows
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and one?
<v Speaker 2>Was it two thousand and one? I think that's right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I believe that's right, and that's I believe that's off
<v Speaker 2>now as well. And if not, then something went horribly wrong, and.
<v Speaker 1>For some reason, in the middle of the game, they
<v Speaker 1>break out in a Broadway act of shampoopie. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know how this didn't work.
<v Speaker 2>It worked for me, you know so, and we watched it,
<v Speaker 2>and that's on our page round or will be. And
<v Speaker 2>then who knows what we're going to do in the
<v Speaker 2>month of April. SGH coming up. You may get to
<v Speaker 2>pick listener.
<v Speaker 1>DPW is going to Las Vegas on April eighteenth. Front
<v Speaker 1>row is already sold out, but tickets are still available
<v Speaker 1>for the event. We will be crowning a world champion.
<v Speaker 1>The belt has been vacant since Jake something vacated due
<v Speaker 1>to injury, and we'll be crowning a new world champion
<v Speaker 1>on April eighteenth in Las Vegas before we head to
<v Speaker 1>Japan the very next week. I saw a couple of
<v Speaker 1>people that don't live in Japan that are going to
<v Speaker 1>Japan that week and they're gonna go to the DPW
<v Speaker 1>shows while we're there, which I think is very very cool.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys.
<v Speaker 1>We're excited to meet you, for sure, and we're excited
<v Speaker 1>to meet all the Japanese fans too. It's gonna be
<v Speaker 1>a good time.
<v Speaker 2>That's gonna be fucking fantastic. This is our first time
<v Speaker 2>doing WrestleMania Week, and the rumors are saying it could
<v Speaker 2>be our last time doing Wrestle Media Week. So if
<v Speaker 2>you want to see us during your Wrestle Media Week season,
<v Speaker 2>this is the time to go. I know a lot
<v Speaker 2>of you are probably gonna be in town for that,
<v Speaker 2>and don't miss on on our show. It's Friday, four
<v Speaker 2>pm in Las Vegas at the Meet That's Meet. A
<v Speaker 2>lot of other great shows going on the day before
<v Speaker 2>and the same day as US West Coast Pro, Marvelous,
<v Speaker 2>Pristine Wrestling, Dragon Gate, a bunch more also on tap
<v Speaker 2>for the seventeenth and eighteenth, so please join us there
<v Speaker 2>and to make sure, as James said, if you have
<v Speaker 2>a chance to see us in Japan April twenty fourth
<v Speaker 2>and twenty fifth in Tokyo, Shinkiba and Shinjuku Face, we
<v Speaker 2>will be there and that's gonna be fucking awesome too.
<v Speaker 2>Our second time running shows in Japan. I'm very excited
<v Speaker 2>to go back.
<v Speaker 1>Tickets are available, of course. You can find the link
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter, or you can type in deadlock dot link
<v Speaker 1>slash JPN twenty five, or you can check anything that
<v Speaker 1>we have. I promise you'll find it somewhere. DPW on
<v Speaker 1>demand dot com, dpwtix dot com. Get in or get
<v Speaker 1>the fuck out. All right, now it's time for the
<v Speaker 1>Patreon shout outs segment. A little bit of some news here.
<v Speaker 1>We are going to be moving away from the one
<v Speaker 1>dollar names being read on the show. Uh, that would
<v Speaker 1>be moving to five dollars and up. We'll start that
<v Speaker 1>the month of April, so these will be canically the
<v Speaker 1>last names read in the one dollar tier.
<v Speaker 2>I get well, we have one more Monday, so there
<v Speaker 2>might be one more. The thirty first is a Monday,
<v Speaker 2>which is the pod.
<v Speaker 1>Day, second to last if you're not first, last, ultimate, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>but ultimate one dollar names and if you want to
<v Speaker 1>know why, let James read some names here starting in
<v Speaker 1>the one dollar tier. Alex Barajas, Bobby Eaten, the Subway,
<v Speaker 1>twelve inch meatball, marinera sandwich with the extra marrinera sauce
<v Speaker 1>on my dick, the cock Johnson, Yeah, it just like
<v Speaker 1>it's just a lot Dawson. Please don't fuck up my name.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Blisky. Yeah, I bet you all fucking nailed.
<v Speaker 2>That to that fucking home run.
<v Speaker 1>DPW University of Northern Iowa. Big Dick is back in town.
<v Speaker 1>Champion Marcus Aurelius, Yes, Sniper, Nathaniel Burden Stone Cold Crest
<v Speaker 1>Happy late Birthday, Cheese Man, Diamond Back, Elijah Clark, Tyler Feeney,
<v Speaker 1>Jacob Saldana, yeat delete, Yes, we believe in Joe Hendry
<v Speaker 1>suck it woo what Yeah, I meant to go due
<v Speaker 1>Jeffery Jeffery Jefferrey Ryan zeroa Dakota. We are we are
<v Speaker 1>fortune four. We are we are fortune four. We about
<v Speaker 1>to change some things. Were about to change some things.
<v Speaker 2>Like sixteen of you guys all negative.
<v Speaker 1>Draws Jackson Tyler, there's four of them. Hey, Johnny, go
<v Speaker 1>fuck yourself the slash signal.
<v Speaker 2>We're getting rid of this tear because you know that's
<v Speaker 2>your staying. We're just getting rid of saying the name. Sorry.
<v Speaker 1>Heading to Japan to watch DPW. Shout out to my
<v Speaker 1>Japanese teacher for getting the tics. I appreciate No way.
<v Speaker 1>This can't be right, dude, Oh on, this is crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Heading to Japan to watch DPW. Shout out to my
<v Speaker 1>Japanese teacher for getting the tics. I appreciate you. Chase
<v Speaker 1>Richard Son.
<v Speaker 2>You can't that. Oh wow, No, that's not real, James,
<v Speaker 2>That's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Ninety nine point nine Scott Hall accuracy is the pizza
<v Speaker 1>mang and his home Depot Garden host saying you want
<v Speaker 1>a war? You you want to go to war?
<v Speaker 2>What are you fucking talking about?
<v Speaker 1>The world spins round right, I'll be spinning dick, doing
<v Speaker 1>what I can, doing what I know. World's a cock
<v Speaker 1>and I'm the Johnson.
<v Speaker 2>Waite a strain so bad.
<v Speaker 1>Michael Vassalo, Connor Ryan five dollars tier, Mariah May and
<v Speaker 1>Tony Storm Save pro Wrestling, Meet Guy Man Dude, Sean,
<v Speaker 1>Michael Gardiner, Ole De Tay, Spider bat feels good Man
<v Speaker 1>dot Jpeg polkios with sliced franks.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that sounds good, Joe Jump.
<v Speaker 1>She's slobber on my knocker till I spend ten hours
<v Speaker 1>beating a government mule. No talking, Yoshi Hashi, fourth member
<v Speaker 1>of the American Males.
<v Speaker 2>That's not fucking steel.
<v Speaker 1>N if Cain is the ice scream Man? Does that
<v Speaker 1>make mean? Mark kallis the Ginger dead Man whoa Fidel Generica?
<v Speaker 1>Robert Hicks, Justice Savage, Joey Hickman, Ryan Miller, do not
<v Speaker 1>look up the real name of Marvel villain X Ray
<v Speaker 1>Come Tuesday.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Wow, did you know this?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 3>What is it?
<v Speaker 2>The Marvel villain X Ray's real name is James Jimmy Darnell.
<v Speaker 2>What like is this right?
<v Speaker 3>Then?
<v Speaker 2>Somebody edit this? James Darnell, James Jimmy Darnell. What is
<v Speaker 2>this from?
<v Speaker 1>There's no way this is from a game or something.
<v Speaker 2>It's from a comic fucked up?
<v Speaker 1>Come Tuesday meet Hey, Johnny, I'm a parasitic worm inside
<v Speaker 1>your stomach? What's there to do in here? Before I
<v Speaker 1>get flushed out with last night's meal? Die Joel and
<v Speaker 1>Ellie Plumb, Aaron Quinn, Stephen Perkins, Super Crazy Junior, Devin Fretis.
<v Speaker 1>And now it's time for the ten dollars names. Chase
<v Speaker 1>Rich's son Fuck, super Duper Fly, Garga Jangles, Sorry Father,
<v Speaker 1>James Mitchell's Plastic Coke, Spoon Hunter McDevitt, Kuluno nine Taka Michinoku,
<v Speaker 1>He's called Dude zanc On Productions, Goth Juice, I drink that,
<v Speaker 1>Sam Seth Wilson, Darius driple O twenty one, Cedar, Now
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking funny, Cedar Becroft Right, Yeah, Big Show's Big
<v Speaker 1>Bean Burrito. Yeah, Nathan ben Wah, Slippy g Daniel Molina
<v Speaker 1>big ass bash and Johnny's ass Norhyese, Jaeger, Dark Knight, Elite,
<v Speaker 1>Kayln Taylor Blake, Roland, Phil Simons, Junior j A. She
<v Speaker 1>is back, brother, Oh, welcome back dude, Victor Harvey tag
<v Speaker 1>you're it fucking shown Big Show Burrito moaning shitting by
<v Speaker 1>normal ASMR four K.
<v Speaker 2>That's disgustic, man.
<v Speaker 1>Why is the video on four k of it's ASMR.
<v Speaker 2>You can see them.
<v Speaker 1>I think it would be funny if it was fucking
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<v Speaker 1>Edson MVP Smelly socks Yeah, Evan Nangle, Bob John Cena
<v Speaker 1>turned heel before the Panthers won his Super Bowl. Fuck you,
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm pussy.
<v Speaker 1>Meety schmeety, mcfetie DPW Ready to Rumble remake Chris Wise
<v Speaker 1>my dp W dream matches Adam Priest versus wild Bill.
<v Speaker 1>WHOA that would go so nuts. I would love to
<v Speaker 1>see Adam Priest's reaction to when he ships his jars.
<v Speaker 1>That's his new thing.
<v Speaker 2>Wild Bill is definitely not tapping out. I'll tell you
<v Speaker 2>that you.
<v Speaker 1>Want me to come back, don't you? Brother Trey Brandon Baker, Chase.
<v Speaker 4>No, No, Richard's son, No Chase, He's Richard Son.
<v Speaker 2>No Chase, Dude.
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<v Speaker 2>And Jarbony and and Jarboni, Mark Brother.
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<v Speaker 2>You get that name?
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<v Speaker 1>All right, Let's get into WWF raw is War December
<v Speaker 1>twenty one, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>What a good year ninety eight. We were young spry
<v Speaker 2>men boys.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I was trying with her big ass megazor
<v Speaker 1>toy for sure in ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I definitely was too, and he was definitely
<v Speaker 2>taking stone cold stunners on my end deer dude for sure.
<v Speaker 2>But before we get into episode two ninety one of
<v Speaker 2>WF Monday Night Raw, which is why we're covering this
<v Speaker 2>on Deadlock episode two ninety one, let's see what was
<v Speaker 2>going on in the world wrestling at the time with
<v Speaker 2>the Wrestling Observer newsletter from December fourteenth, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>To Meltzer writes here, while it visually looked like Austin
<v Speaker 2>was put on a cross and tied with his hands
<v Speaker 2>outstretched while being raised to the ceiling. WF somewhat played
<v Speaker 2>it down by never using the words cross or crucifixion.
<v Speaker 2>So I guess either the week before this, James or
<v Speaker 2>a couple weeks before this was them symbolizing Austin, which
<v Speaker 2>we also overviewed.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, yeah, he just don't get it confused with
<v Speaker 1>anything else. It is a symbolization of Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Meltzer says. The cross was shaped like a te
<v Speaker 2>like a cross, but also had a U under the te,
<v Speaker 2>so he was being tied up on an undertaker symbol,
<v Speaker 2>as explained by a horse announcer Michael gall. Nevertheless, earlier
<v Speaker 2>in the show, they and there was no question that
<v Speaker 2>we're trying to do a crucifixion angle without saying those words,
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says. And now for something even more absurd coming
<v Speaker 2>to a WWF pay per view within the next year
<v Speaker 2>is the Grand Wrestling Alliance in Philadelphia. Of course, had
<v Speaker 2>a match on December fifth with a loser eats dog
<v Speaker 2>feces stipulation.
<v Speaker 1>All right, would you like is there any more details?
<v Speaker 2>That's it? He said. Don't know if anyone ate anything,
<v Speaker 2>but that was the stip because I guess we're coming
<v Speaker 2>off of well, no, I guess that hasn't happened yet,
<v Speaker 2>the dog poop match where the rock does the rock
<v Speaker 2>bottom of the British Bulldog on the dog poop the
<v Speaker 2>dog poop. So this is the first of its kind?
<v Speaker 1>Loseri's dog shit match only in Philadelphia?
<v Speaker 2>No, what the fuck does that mean? It fucking could
<v Speaker 2>happen anywhere, right. The Insane Cloud Posse are opening up
<v Speaker 2>a group called hell Fire Wrestling on December twenty seventh
<v Speaker 2>at the Majestic Thiet in Detroit. I thought this was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I see people wrestle using their wrestling names, which were
<v Speaker 2>Hector Hatchet and Sewer Dweller as opposed to their shaggitude
<v Speaker 2>open violet Ja names. Hector Hatchet and Sewer Dweller are
<v Speaker 2>fucking awesome names.
<v Speaker 1>You think they have like an entirely different look or
<v Speaker 1>are they just clowns?
<v Speaker 2>Also it's probably the same exactly.
<v Speaker 1>Still just clowns.
<v Speaker 2>I'm Sewer Dweller and I look yeah the cloud of course, yes,
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says this was I don't I didn't read the
<v Speaker 2>one before this, so I just thought this was a
<v Speaker 2>funny tid. But here the whole deal reported last week
<v Speaker 2>regarding the death of Pig Greaser Stankland appears to have
<v Speaker 2>been a ruse, So don't worry, James. Pig Greaser stanglit
<v Speaker 2>is alive, dude, like from White from What do you
<v Speaker 2>mean was it from?
<v Speaker 1>Is it from the Philadelphia promotion?
<v Speaker 2>Again? No, this is unrelated. Is this in the hell
<v Speaker 2>Fire Wrestling on? I guess? On the Observer last week
<v Speaker 2>they reported that Pig Greaser Stankland.
<v Speaker 1>Died, Sorry to report that he's still alive.
<v Speaker 2>No, we're happy.
<v Speaker 1>We're happy to report that he's still alive.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so Big Greaser Stanklin. Maybe someone could find his
<v Speaker 2>matches for us. I would love to see what Pig
<v Speaker 2>Greaser Stanklin is up to.
<v Speaker 1>That's the rock.
<v Speaker 2>It's definitely Sewer Dweller.
<v Speaker 1>That's the rock under his new alias and hell Fire Wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>He's PGSC. Yeah. East w News. There must be some
<v Speaker 2>sort of major w W raid going on on EW
<v Speaker 2>at the press time. It appears that Mikey Whipwreck real
<v Speaker 2>name John Watson is going to accept why did he
<v Speaker 2>have to do that? He does that all of these
<v Speaker 2>James like even for the results of Raw he puts
<v Speaker 2>Steve Austin Steve Williams beat undertaker Mark Gallaway, Like, I
<v Speaker 2>guess that was a big thing, and then you know.
<v Speaker 1>Early ages made you feel like you were in the No, maybe.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think yeah, yeah, so oh I know his
<v Speaker 2>real name, but yeah, John Watson, that's what I know.
<v Speaker 1>How come you about to get the real name of Big.
<v Speaker 2>Big Greaserstanklin's workingzer crazy? He doesn't know his real name
<v Speaker 2>and he died about relieved it.
<v Speaker 1>So did he like follow up with Meltzer the next week? No,
<v Speaker 1>I'm so alive.
<v Speaker 2>I had to have been what it was. I like
<v Speaker 2>to think he did it and he's just fucking with
<v Speaker 2>the butt. There's also an alternate where his boys were
<v Speaker 2>redoctored and he had to say that he didn't die.
<v Speaker 1>That's like a crazy coincidence. I think we watched the
<v Speaker 1>episode for this braw We're Big joined the Corporation. I
<v Speaker 1>think I saw him at the end of the show.
<v Speaker 2>Does come out at the end of the show, huge
<v Speaker 2>pop dude, I mean to try to fucking put him away.
<v Speaker 1>The rumors of his demise are greatly exaggerated.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, John Watson, that's what I know him as you
<v Speaker 2>might know as Mikey whipreck is going to accept one
<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand dollars per year for two years that. Many
<v Speaker 2>others have been offered deals. Many others that needy to
<v Speaker 2>be have been offered deals, and even Valet Chastity was
<v Speaker 2>given an offer and was considered at press time a
<v Speaker 2>ninety percent certain of leaving. So the raid has begun. James,
<v Speaker 2>there's a mole in the locker room. Daddy, Yeah, that's weird.
<v Speaker 1>I just reported as statement, Daddy.
<v Speaker 2>Thinking the okay? Uh. In a Pennsylvania Shane Douglas challenged
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair to a best of three shoot fight and
<v Speaker 2>claimed that wrestling had passed Flair by Meltzer says, when
<v Speaker 2>Douglas first did this stuff a few years back, anyone
<v Speaker 2>with half a brain knew he was an asshole, but
<v Speaker 2>did it to get him over with some people with
<v Speaker 2>less than half a brain, and getting over was his job.
<v Speaker 2>But now with Douglas passed both a physical and business,
<v Speaker 2>Prime as a star. Jesus that he read really yeah
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight, he said, Meltzer, side, he's done. Prime is
<v Speaker 2>a star that he barely had to begin with and
<v Speaker 2>never having made it in the big leagues, and Flair
<v Speaker 2>still at forty nine to one of the biggest names
<v Speaker 2>in the big leagues. Well, the only people who don't
<v Speaker 2>see this for what it is must have something like
<v Speaker 2>one twentieth of a brain. WBF news Dan Rogericks in
<v Speaker 2>the Baltimore Sun ran a column on attending the raw
<v Speaker 2>tapings of Baltimore a few weeks back. I've never heard this.
<v Speaker 2>He said that when the odies came out to w
<v Speaker 2>BF actually ignited a device that admitted a sewage like
<v Speaker 2>stench only noticeable to ringsiders. To make it if the
<v Speaker 2>Oudites didn't bathe.
<v Speaker 1>You could have just asked bathe.
<v Speaker 2>They definitely would have not like this. Dude's name was
<v Speaker 2>sewage dwell up like he would have fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Just that was all my gimmick. But I guess we
<v Speaker 1>could do this.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking insane. They really wanted us to smell like shit. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>they ain't shit.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean we could do that.
<v Speaker 2>That's a good idea. He signed. Mikey John Watson Whipreck
<v Speaker 2>from The Observer December twenty first, nineteen ninety eight, and
<v Speaker 2>he said, your news with no shows. The past week,
<v Speaker 2>most of the news has revolved around departures and rumored departures.
<v Speaker 2>The only definite's gone are still Mikey, Whipreck and Chastity WW,
<v Speaker 2>largely because Raven convinced DDP to bring them in. Big
<v Speaker 2>Dick Dudley was fired, but maybe brought back for either
<v Speaker 2>a blowoff angle or to work some shots, but not
<v Speaker 2>on a full time basis. It has been discussed within
<v Speaker 2>the WWF about bringing him in with a new gimmick
<v Speaker 2>that Vince Russo came up with, a Meltzer's that I've
<v Speaker 2>been led to believe that may happen, although it's not official.
<v Speaker 2>Do you think Vince Russo got for Big Dick Dudley?
<v Speaker 1>I could think of a a guy that just died. Actually,
<v Speaker 1>it's just on he passes the jersey.
<v Speaker 2>On the increases Tankling Junior hells like shit, we got
<v Speaker 2>all the fucking pieces here, guys. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Shane Douglas.
<v Speaker 2>In ww News, Eric Bischoff had another meeting with talent
<v Speaker 2>before Nitro on December fourteenth. He offishally told talent to
<v Speaker 2>that baker because.
<v Speaker 5>They won't want to fuck like christianouldn't have been here.
<v Speaker 2>Boys, this show sucks everybody. Hey, dude, what the fuck
<v Speaker 2>I'm about to go home?
<v Speaker 1>I'm about to go fly fishing.
<v Speaker 2>I'm done. Cody Wyoming has a ton of fucking reservations
<v Speaker 2>out of here that I'm buying up. Are you kidding it?
<v Speaker 1>Eric Bischoff meets with the talent again. What the fuck
<v Speaker 1>is going on?
<v Speaker 2>Guys? Well you have a better James. He was there
<v Speaker 2>to tell the talent that Kevin Nash and DDP would
<v Speaker 2>be joining the booking team with himself, Kevin Sullivan and
<v Speaker 2>Dusty Rhodes, and that Terry Taylor would be moving over
<v Speaker 2>to production, which I'm sure everyone is very fucking happy about. Here.
<v Speaker 2>Loki low D already works here. We're bringing oh shit
<v Speaker 2>loady Junior. Bischoff heavily stressed that all the wrestlers be
<v Speaker 2>easy to find at least two segments before they go
<v Speaker 2>on TV for any fine tuning of what they need
<v Speaker 2>to do, and the need for wrestlers to hit their
<v Speaker 2>time marks better since it's a live television shoot. He
<v Speaker 2>without saying names, talked about people doing interviews or matches
<v Speaker 2>for longer than they are scheduled and how it messes
<v Speaker 2>with the timing of the show. He spoke about big
<v Speaker 2>changes coming in January with the company. He said that
<v Speaker 2>they were going to reinvent wrestling early next year, claiming
<v Speaker 2>they did so once and we'll do it again, and
<v Speaker 2>told everyone he didn't want them attempting to compete on
<v Speaker 2>a vulgarity level with the WWF. He claimed that he
<v Speaker 2>watched both shows on December seventh, and he believes ww
<v Speaker 2>has a better television program, but WWF is gaining attention
<v Speaker 2>of teenagers because it's more vulgar. WWF is promoting a
<v Speaker 2>quote unquote no bulls sessions where wrestlers go to high
<v Speaker 2>schools and tell kids to stay in school and warn
<v Speaker 2>them against using drugs. Meltzer says, let's just hope they
<v Speaker 2>are very careful with who they send or they should
<v Speaker 2>be named full of bowl sessions are right. Indeed, last
<v Speaker 2>thing here WWF news. The Rochester Roadblock has been talked
<v Speaker 2>about coming in as a mass wrestler. Who would be
<v Speaker 2>Golga's brother. That's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Wait Roadblock from WCW.
<v Speaker 2>Yes with the goddamn Roadblock?
<v Speaker 1>What did he call them?
<v Speaker 2>Rochester Roadblock?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, is that his real name?
<v Speaker 2>That was? I think?
<v Speaker 1>Well?
<v Speaker 2>That is? It's for the observer. Abortion is Now let's
<v Speaker 2>talk about Monday Night were all episode two ninety one
<v Speaker 2>from December twenty first, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 1>All right, so we start with the wow that alright
<v Speaker 1>was awesome? That was the alright wow? Yeah back I
<v Speaker 1>thought maybe I had lost it. Holy fuck, we're back.
<v Speaker 1>So we start with a cold open. Here, Vince, Shane,
<v Speaker 1>and the Stooges are outside in front of a limos.
<v Speaker 2>Vince is, uh, he's leaving. He doesn't want to watch
<v Speaker 2>this shit. He has show, He's got other things to do.
<v Speaker 2>He'd rather go work out than run the show. But
<v Speaker 2>thankfully his son, Shane McMahon is here, and Shane is
<v Speaker 2>in full control. Vince says, he's gonna get a quick
<v Speaker 2>workout in for the Rumble because he is in the
<v Speaker 2>Royal Rumble. And when he comes back, he's gonna come
<v Speaker 2>back with a real big bonus for the entire corporation.
<v Speaker 2>And that is the uh Is that for true, mister McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>Mister McMahon cannot get that shit now.
<v Speaker 3>No, shut up, shut up.
<v Speaker 2>Vince says, Shane is complete control of the show and
<v Speaker 2>complete authority to take care of business. And Patterson and Briscoe,
<v Speaker 2>I hold you accountable for Shane's actions, and he wants
<v Speaker 2>Shane to keep his ego in temper and check and
<v Speaker 2>and Brisco says, mister McMahon, don't forget the bonus. Ah
<v Speaker 2>got it to fucking freak.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. The mister macmon thing Gerald Brisco might be one
<v Speaker 1>of the most memorable characters from the Attitude era, mister MacMahon,
<v Speaker 1>are you sure you want us to do this tonight?
<v Speaker 2>Them being the Stooges is like the perfect name for them. Like,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if there's a better fucking name for
<v Speaker 2>those two.
<v Speaker 1>I think they were called the associates on this show,
<v Speaker 1>which's funny.
<v Speaker 2>On the lower third they were the associates because I
<v Speaker 2>don't there's this might still just be the corporate.
<v Speaker 1>Team Mmm sure, okay.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like they like the Vincent Shane don't even have
<v Speaker 2>their own music yet, Like they're using random shit. They're
<v Speaker 2>still kind of getting into the fold of the corporation here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we get the intro to the show, why am
<v Speaker 1>I the Thorn in your eye?
<v Speaker 2>But Dumpson finlays down.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is hard, dude. This looks awesome.
<v Speaker 2>It does look fucking great. Ton of fucking pyro uh
<v Speaker 2>and there's a ton of people here on unbelieva amount
<v Speaker 2>of people. And there's some great signs here I'd like
<v Speaker 2>to read for you here and here one says got beer.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, that's a classic spank me hung like Valvenus
<v Speaker 2>Sable makes me horny. And there's some other ones later
<v Speaker 2>that are fucking pretty great too. But the signs are
<v Speaker 2>just you could just do whatever the fuck you want.
<v Speaker 1>This was like a aim social status.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Wow, I guess that you like before, like Twitter
<v Speaker 2>and all that, Right, like this is how you expressed yourself.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, Got beer is good.
<v Speaker 2>And you'll notice if you have watched the show, if
<v Speaker 2>you are all part of the Deadlock book Club as
<v Speaker 2>everyone is named it. Here Michael Cole, I mean, like,
<v Speaker 2>is this like first day on the job.
<v Speaker 1>He's definitely figuring it out.
<v Speaker 2>This is Michael Cole, new and also dumbed.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so there is a point where it's not dubbed.
<v Speaker 1>They're still sitting there the whole show, right, and you
<v Speaker 1>can see them there, and there's a part with owen
<v Speaker 1>Hart where they're actually talking to owen Hart ringside. But
<v Speaker 1>for the most part in this show, it is very dubbed,
<v Speaker 1>and Michael Cole seems to be reading stuff right off
<v Speaker 1>the sheet. It's like on the sheet it says, here's
<v Speaker 1>what the fans should think by the end of this segment,
<v Speaker 1>and then Michael Cole just reads out what they should
<v Speaker 1>be paying straight off the sheet, which is fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>So it says here on Wiki James that in late
<v Speaker 2>ninety seven, Cole became one of three announcers for the
<v Speaker 2>first stile of Raw, alongside Jr. And Kevin Kelly. Eventually,
<v Speaker 2>Cole was permanently replaced by Jerry Lawler in mid ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>Then in December of ninety eight, which is where we
<v Speaker 2>are now, Cole became the regular play by play announcer
<v Speaker 2>for Raw, subbing for Jim Ross when Ross was ill
<v Speaker 2>with Bell's palsy. He continued in this role until Wrestling
<v Speaker 2>the fifteen in March of ninety nine, so he is
<v Speaker 2>like just fresh as a permanent here. Cole's intro to
<v Speaker 2>this show is, Hello, everyone, Welcome to raws War, the
<v Speaker 2>most exciting action adventure series on television. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if I've ever heard it called that action adventure series.
<v Speaker 2>This place is jumping, Oh.
<v Speaker 1>I were trying to uh get on a different version
<v Speaker 1>of the TV.
<v Speaker 2>Guide hmm, maybe some awards. Yeah, sure, yeah, sure, that's fair.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we start with the Corporation, town Hall, Shane McMahon
<v Speaker 1>The Rock with WWF title, Sean Michaels with Santa Hat,
<v Speaker 1>Big boss Man with Hardcore title and tag team title,
<v Speaker 1>Ken Shamrock with IC title and tag team title. Pat
<v Speaker 1>Patterson and Gerald Briscoe were all here.
<v Speaker 2>Most important part. And I don't even know if you
<v Speaker 2>noticed this. Did you see the tron?
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, what was the tron?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? Their tron had the Jericho Girl. Oh yes, it
<v Speaker 2>was lude.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't see that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure this is like I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>it's like I'm sure they cut and slash on my
<v Speaker 2>shit here, but a lot of it I think is
<v Speaker 2>the og Jericho tron. That's like that is like soon,
<v Speaker 2>I guess, like you know, next year.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, wow, okay, but yeah Jericho Girl.
<v Speaker 2>I said, holy fuck, how the fuck is that? Blew
<v Speaker 2>me away? And the song here is not the usual
<v Speaker 2>one that everyone would know. They're using. What was Shane's
<v Speaker 2>second theme song, and this is the first song that
<v Speaker 2>the Corporation had. It's a fucking has no name. I
<v Speaker 2>think it's a Jim Johnson song, and it was only
<v Speaker 2>used for two shows, this one, and I think the
<v Speaker 2>week before they change it. The week after, I think
<v Speaker 2>they start using fucking no chance.
<v Speaker 1>Was Test out here too?
<v Speaker 2>Test is out here? That's right. Yeah. He is the
<v Speaker 2>newest member of the Corporate team and last week he
<v Speaker 2>debuted by costing Tripleas' WF title. So on this show, spoilers,
<v Speaker 2>we're getting the first ever Test TV match.
<v Speaker 1>He's the Corporate insurance policy and he wears a zip
<v Speaker 1>up vest that he tucks into the pants.
<v Speaker 2>He is viewing crazy.
<v Speaker 1>He's twenty three years old here, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was like fucking blown away when they said Test
<v Speaker 2>was twenty three here. That made me feel like shit.
<v Speaker 1>And he was a bodyguard for Motley Crue.
<v Speaker 2>Ah. You know you must have been owing a lot
<v Speaker 2>of crazy shit going on with those guys. Ah.
<v Speaker 1>So, d Generation x UH is a big part of
<v Speaker 1>this show at this point, And the biggest feud that's
<v Speaker 1>going on on raw right now is the Corporation versus
<v Speaker 1>Degeneration x so.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Corporation's out here, and Shane is on the
<v Speaker 2>mic and says, I got a new little news flash
<v Speaker 2>for you since my pops I stepped out for a
<v Speaker 2>few minutes. I have the keys to the kingdom, so
<v Speaker 2>tonight we're gonna do things my way. And immediately dx's
<v Speaker 2>theme hits and Michael Cole very fucking just not into it.
<v Speaker 2>So super Dub says uh oh, and d X comes
<v Speaker 2>out Triple H and Billy Gunn China X Poc road Dog,
<v Speaker 2>the whole cavalry is here. Triple H and Billy Gunn
<v Speaker 2>are nonchalantly doing the croagetop. Just feel like we're phoning
<v Speaker 2>in this early part of this show. Here, Billy Gunn
<v Speaker 2>of course shows his s road Dog is dancing crazy,
<v Speaker 2>and Triple H, the most Triple H voice possible, says, well, Shane, Nah,
<v Speaker 2>you uh might have the keys to the kingdom, but DX,
<v Speaker 2>we've got the keys uh to the boiler room. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And I thought they were gonna show a shot of
<v Speaker 2>like them having bad Patterson kidnapp him kicking his ass
<v Speaker 2>in the boiler room, but no, Mankind comes out to
<v Speaker 2>Mankind music, and Cole says, hey, it's mankind, Yes it is, dude.
<v Speaker 1>The Triple H promo, it's it sounds like Triple H
<v Speaker 1>is doing a promo making fun of Triple H.
<v Speaker 2>Like the version of the Rocks version of a Triple
<v Speaker 2>H promo is what this is? And Shane says, what
<v Speaker 2>do we have here? A Loser convention in town? You
<v Speaker 2>guys are like the bad news bears of the WWF.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this guy's fucking really giving it to.
<v Speaker 1>Over here with Billy Bob Thornton.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, he was also at the Loser Convention with
<v Speaker 2>big fucker Skinner.
<v Speaker 1>Well, big fucker I can't remember that dude's name.
<v Speaker 2>He died, yeah, rest of peace. Well, Triple It says no, Shane,
<v Speaker 2>the bad news is you're an even bigger asshole than
<v Speaker 2>you're old man, and Lawler says ah, and Cole says, whoa.
<v Speaker 1>He's waiting for the action adventure part.
<v Speaker 2>Buddy, I can't even do justice. How fucking Phoneland not.
<v Speaker 2>I guess maybe phone didn't is in the right way.
<v Speaker 2>He just inexperienced. Cole is here, especially for what sounds
<v Speaker 2>to be a beginning part here that they had to
<v Speaker 2>completely redo. So Shane says, okay, hot shot, let me
<v Speaker 2>focus my attention on the New Age Outlaws. Oh yes,
<v Speaker 2>mister s and mister Dog, you're not Tag Team Championship
<v Speaker 2>material such as the boss Man and Shamrock and there
<v Speaker 2>will be no raymatch for the titles. Oh no. But
<v Speaker 2>talking to my good friend here, Commissioner Michaels, because Shawn
<v Speaker 2>Michaels is the commissioner at the time, Shane says, maybe
<v Speaker 2>there's something we can work out on an individual basis
<v Speaker 2>where you guys can get your sphincters kicked here tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Sean tell him what they have won this evening, and
<v Speaker 2>Sean in as James mentioned Santa hat like a game
<v Speaker 2>show announcer, which I won't do this whole fucking time,
<v Speaker 2>but he he says that Billy Gunn is going to
<v Speaker 2>receive a bona fide UFC ass kicking courtesy of the
<v Speaker 2>Interconninental champion Ken Shamrock and his good friend road Doggie Dog.
<v Speaker 2>You get one big fat, rolled up hydroponic wompin' and
<v Speaker 2>a stompin' courtesy of the Big boss Man, who comes
<v Speaker 2>complete with flat jacket and nightstick.
<v Speaker 1>And black jacket, and it comes with the stick.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, is to conveniently shove up where the sun doesn't shine.
<v Speaker 1>We have watched those Ken Shamrock and Hoyst Gracie UFC
<v Speaker 1>matches and if Master ass and Ken Shamrock do anything
<v Speaker 1>like those matches, I will be turning to Nitra.
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? The match is bad, so
<v Speaker 2>like the probably good idea. Yeah, so, Sean says, well,
<v Speaker 2>Shane for Triple H and his mail companion next Bog
<v Speaker 2>they were receiving all expense paid vacation right here to
<v Speaker 2>the Squirt Circle world. They would be in tag team
<v Speaker 2>action against the Rock and Test. So yes, this is
<v Speaker 2>so okay. Just the real.
<v Speaker 1>Surprise, Vince didn't just walk out and say cut, cut, cut,
<v Speaker 1>What the fun walk Sean, what are we doing?
<v Speaker 2>That's probably why he could do it. Just gets away
<v Speaker 2>with whatever Vice is in the back, fucking flipping out
<v Speaker 2>and it's tape too. I'm surprised they don't just cut it.
<v Speaker 2>And Shane gets back on the mic and says, and
<v Speaker 2>to save the best for a last, mankind, you deranged
<v Speaker 2>freaking nobody, and I mean nobody puts their hands on
<v Speaker 2>my father without a little payback. So tonight, mankind, it's
<v Speaker 2>gonna be you against me. And the Stooges are not
<v Speaker 2>fucking happy with this. They are trying to talk Shane
<v Speaker 2>off his ledge, but Shane is not gonna have any
<v Speaker 2>of it he wants. Mankind. He says, this match won't
<v Speaker 2>be out in the parking lot, It'll be right here
<v Speaker 2>in this very ring, which is like, I don't know
<v Speaker 2>who is the McMahon's the in this very ring people,
<v Speaker 2>or like, was that just always a thing because in
<v Speaker 2>my brain, Shane and Vince were the ones that always
<v Speaker 2>said that.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm maybe, but I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't know if they coined it or whatever, but it
<v Speaker 2>feels like in this very ring, and that's yeah, that's
<v Speaker 2>fucking all them, or I guess Triple H later years,
<v Speaker 2>so Shane says, I'm gonna finish when my father's started tonight.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kick your ass. The man kind gets on
<v Speaker 2>the mic and says, Shane, in response to your little challenge,
<v Speaker 2>I have as much as I like to say Ah
<v Speaker 2>and Tim and Triple H are I mean Triple it
<v Speaker 2>sounds like he's gonna throw up on the mic. How
<v Speaker 2>hard he's laughing into the mic.
<v Speaker 1>You remember when Triple H backstays did that weird wheezing
<v Speaker 1>laugh dude here again?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, holy fuck, I can't believe that you remember that.
<v Speaker 2>That's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean that is one of the craziest laughs ever.
<v Speaker 1>So I have to remember that one.
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember when he was on the ramp and
<v Speaker 2>took off an in shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you got that thing all the way off too.
<v Speaker 2>So Mankind says, well, okay, you sniveling, little silver spoon
<v Speaker 2>sucking sissy Mankind DX and everyone in this building is
<v Speaker 2>gonna love to watch you try have a nice day.
<v Speaker 2>And Triple H says Mankind, I think there's only one
<v Speaker 2>thing left to say. We've got two words for you.
<v Speaker 2>And he tries to g it up immediately, but Mankind
<v Speaker 2>is like trying to tell him to say, so let
<v Speaker 2>me say it to suck, and then Mankind proceeds to
<v Speaker 2>do like the most fucked up crotch top I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 2>It was like he was trying to do the Dude
<v Speaker 2>Love dance, except with the arms crossing, so he just
<v Speaker 2>looks like he's breaking his knees and doing the cross shop.
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking insane.
<v Speaker 1>Triple A should have said and we got two words
<v Speaker 1>for you, and Mankind should have said have a nice day.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Colvin runs down the matches that were just made and
<v Speaker 2>he says that Shane will be taking on mcmahonkin tonight.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome, doing great work here.
<v Speaker 1>So People magazine features the twenty five most Intriguing people
<v Speaker 1>of the year, and one of them was Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>What he has a.
<v Speaker 2>Mistake, Dude, he's the rattlesnak. Yeah, I mean, like, I
<v Speaker 2>guess he's pretty intriguing. He's his rise to prominence. He's
<v Speaker 2>beating up his fucking boss every week or soon to
<v Speaker 2>be every week. And yeah, I mean I wonder where
<v Speaker 2>he was he twenty five, get him on there.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how old he was here. He's always
<v Speaker 1>thirty three or something to me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking true. You're right.
<v Speaker 1>So we got backstage. Delo Brown and Mark Henry are
<v Speaker 1>outside of a purple door in the arena and Delo
<v Speaker 1>says that we gotta take care of business out in
<v Speaker 1>the ring. We can't do this back here.
<v Speaker 2>So Mark Henry has been invited by garl unidentified girls
<v Speaker 2>back here to fall around. And Mark Henry, being a
<v Speaker 2>fucking sex addict, is he has no idea who the
<v Speaker 2>girls are, but he's super in he is superhero. And
<v Speaker 2>he's also in an insane fucking green shirt. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this shirt is DUTs looking. And Delo is pissed and
<v Speaker 2>he says, we can't do this here. Mark Henry says,
<v Speaker 2>calm down, baby, I'm the sexual Chocolate Man. They want
<v Speaker 2>me in the building. And Deal said, you can't do
<v Speaker 2>that in the building, man, that's bad business. And Mark says,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna have a
<v Speaker 2>hell of a match, and then I'm gonna go out
<v Speaker 2>there and have one as well. Don't worry about nothing,
<v Speaker 2>just stand guard for me. So two mystery women have
<v Speaker 2>somehow smoked signals. I don't know how Mark Henry got
<v Speaker 2>this memo that they wanted to fuck him in the building.
<v Speaker 2>But he's down. He's got a match. Delo is probably
<v Speaker 2>right here, but I mean, Mark Henry's got to get
<v Speaker 2>his He is the sexual Chocolate Man, as he says.
<v Speaker 1>Here, his nickname is sexual Chocolate. Yes, Dilo, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>be back here. Fuck, I'll maybe be out there for
<v Speaker 1>the match. It's like, is it a title matcher? No,
<v Speaker 1>of course not. Well I'm gonna fuck Dad. I think
<v Speaker 1>I woulda fuck. So we kick off the evening with
<v Speaker 1>Gang Grel versus Al snow.
<v Speaker 2>Ah, and that lawler says sounds like Mark Henry wants
<v Speaker 2>to have two tag matches tonight and what he said, dude.
<v Speaker 2>They then begin to fucking question who they think about.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, Cole says, who do you think it is?
<v Speaker 2>And Lallis says, oh, probably China, Probably China. Cole says, sable,
<v Speaker 2>oh maybe Debra. Just naming every fucking girl that works
<v Speaker 2>here on the show. Yeah, well of course, uh. And
<v Speaker 2>Cole says Gangrel shocked us on RAW last week with
<v Speaker 2>the actions of him and the Brood, and Lawler says,
<v Speaker 2>look at that guy, Gangrel, He's weird. And Cole says, oh, man.
<v Speaker 1>That gothic lifestyle will get you every time.
<v Speaker 2>Cole Cole doesn't know what I react. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if he has already been yelled at like a ton
<v Speaker 2>for what he's done before, but he feels super timid.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, this show just fucking sucks to him.
<v Speaker 1>He wants to watch Jerry Flynn.
<v Speaker 2>He wants to watch the Rock Charter, the Roadblock.
<v Speaker 1>He got into this business to go to w CW
<v Speaker 1>and he landed at WWF He's just taking away he
<v Speaker 1>can get that's tough. I hope this Michael Kolkai gets
<v Speaker 1>to go to w CW.
<v Speaker 2>Or anywhere else.
<v Speaker 1>So this is an all timer WWF raw opener. I
<v Speaker 1>mean game Boy versus Al Snow has got to be
<v Speaker 1>up there with, Like, I mean, this is the Rock
<v Speaker 1>and Austin of opening a raw show.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a fucking unbelievable way to put that. That's dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's unless it's like Al it's Al Snow.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I was gonna say, I don't know if
<v Speaker 2>anyone else maybe Valvenus and like Bob Holly could be
<v Speaker 2>mixed in there, but like, that's probably right.
<v Speaker 1>Al Snow does his little dance in the ring with
<v Speaker 1>the head, which is cool. This is jobs squad Al
<v Speaker 1>Snow of course. Yes, Gangrel comes out and does his
<v Speaker 1>whole entrance and spits into the crowd and stuff. I
<v Speaker 1>always love seeing the people that are ringside get misted
<v Speaker 1>by the blood, so they're just like, what the fuck.
<v Speaker 2>That fucking sucks? Dude. Yeah, Gangrel, I mean we've talked
<v Speaker 2>about of a bunch, but great worker too. I mean
<v Speaker 2>we see him in a lot of these raw openers,
<v Speaker 2>as you said, but fucking cool look, cool entrance. You know,
<v Speaker 2>wasn't having like a goddamn match of the year, but
<v Speaker 2>I always enjoy watching him.
<v Speaker 1>Rustle, super good fundamental guy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Al Snow does the captured headbutts here, follows it
<v Speaker 1>out with a leg lariat. Gangrel hits a power slam
<v Speaker 1>out of the corner and then a captured overhead belly
<v Speaker 1>to belly with the arms. I thought that was very cool.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know how I didn't know how to write
<v Speaker 2>that down because it wasn't double underhook double overhook.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good way to put it, double OVERHOOKD.
<v Speaker 1>He just grabs the arms captured style and throws it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was sick. Al Snow goes for a super plex,
<v Speaker 1>but Gangrel pushes him off the top and he takes
<v Speaker 1>a big bump to the middle there. Gangrel then does
<v Speaker 1>a baby face crossbody press off the top for a two,
<v Speaker 1>which popped me huge. Al Snow goes for the slop drop,
<v Speaker 1>but gang Grel reverses. Al Snow then reverses Gangrel and
<v Speaker 1>hits the snowplow for the three.
<v Speaker 2>He calls out the snowplow cold. I guess he's just
<v Speaker 2>naming this now Al Snow.
<v Speaker 1>If you don't spike Gangrel.
<v Speaker 2>Gang Girl's waiting for it, dude, drop that vampire on
<v Speaker 2>his fucking head. He's fine with it.
<v Speaker 1>So the lights go out and the brood come out
<v Speaker 1>as the red lights start flickering on and off, and
<v Speaker 1>they attack Al Snow.
<v Speaker 2>I can't see, and Cole says, uh oh, that's Christian
<v Speaker 2>in the ring. Yeah, that's fucking true. That is Christian
<v Speaker 2>in the Ring. Uh oh.
<v Speaker 1>So the lights come back on and Al Snow has
<v Speaker 1>been bloodbathed by the brood ring.
<v Speaker 2>Side and now it smells like shit.
<v Speaker 1>Shit on him.
<v Speaker 2>Also they ship in buckets and threw it on his head.
<v Speaker 1>In the dark.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my, uh oh.
<v Speaker 2>They uh so they blood bathroom ry Christian. Uh oh,
<v Speaker 2>that's gonna leave a mark what an action adventure else
<v Speaker 2>knows on today? So on commentary, it feels like they
<v Speaker 2>like probably were told not to say blood like I
<v Speaker 2>think we might, like we already are in the red
<v Speaker 2>viscous liquid territory here. But Cole says, oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>Al's no is covered in.
<v Speaker 1>He's covered in brood.
<v Speaker 2>And then he says he just covered in and then
<v Speaker 2>kind of dies out, and Lala says it's a bloodbath.
<v Speaker 2>So I guess they didn't know how to fucking get
<v Speaker 2>by that.
<v Speaker 1>Only one of them has the green light to say
<v Speaker 1>blood bath and it's not Michael Cole.
<v Speaker 2>No, you read what's on this fucking paper and you
<v Speaker 2>like it.
<v Speaker 1>The job squad comes out to try to console Al
<v Speaker 1>Snow shouts out, dude, Dulayne Gill and the Blue Meani.
<v Speaker 2>Call Scorpions says, damn shit.
<v Speaker 1>Duke Call said, I have to work out here later.
<v Speaker 3>With this, dude.
<v Speaker 2>The accolades are gonna beat the shit out of me. Man,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>So we have Billy Gunn versus Ken Shamrock up next.
<v Speaker 1>This is an IC title match.
<v Speaker 2>Or is it? As far as we know it? Well,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why we would fucking think otherwise. It's
<v Speaker 2>announced as it by the ring announcer.
<v Speaker 1>So Billy Gunn comes out here in an Operation DX
<v Speaker 1>shirt with Troop sixty nine on the back.
<v Speaker 2>They uh, they have the road Dog intro for Billy
<v Speaker 2>gun here, and I was like, oh, okay, it's not
<v Speaker 2>for the road Dog match. No, here goes Billy Gunn.
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh, okay, he can't just fucking do his
<v Speaker 2>own intro. I guess no.
<v Speaker 1>They're doing their their interest for each other still, even
<v Speaker 1>if they're not out there. Yeah, that's fucking it happens
<v Speaker 1>with road Dog later too.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're right, that is true. Yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Gunn cuts a little promo with the mic and says,
<v Speaker 1>if you don't think I'll look good with that icy
<v Speaker 1>strap He looks towards the ramp and I imagine he's thinking, well,
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking fired. I imagine Vincement Man is snapping pencils
<v Speaker 1>and breaking chairs.
<v Speaker 2>He sits like he stands there forever after saying strap,
<v Speaker 2>look at that icy strapp. Then I got two words
<v Speaker 2>for you.
<v Speaker 1>Have a nice day.
<v Speaker 2>This is where Cole by the Way says that the
<v Speaker 2>real Santa Claus is gonna be here a little bit
<v Speaker 2>later on Raw.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, I'm excited for Santa to be here.
<v Speaker 2>I mean me fucking too. Every time Santa is on
<v Speaker 2>a show, I was trying to figure out, like what
<v Speaker 2>truly we would have seen this?
<v Speaker 1>But last time I saw and he was a fat
<v Speaker 1>piece of trash ship out of that guy.
<v Speaker 2>But I have to say, and I won't spoil it,
<v Speaker 2>but the Sanna thing here I never ever saw. I
<v Speaker 2>don't think.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I have either. Yeah, So Ken Shamrock
<v Speaker 1>comes out here and screams on the steps. Yeah, it's
<v Speaker 1>over for you. Ask guy, you're done.
<v Speaker 2>You're about the UFC to death.
<v Speaker 1>So they lock up and the crowd chance suck it.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd also says Shamrock sucks, and at one point
<v Speaker 2>Billy looks at him in mouths you suck, and Shamrock
<v Speaker 2>then gives him fuck you arms.
<v Speaker 1>So Shamrock goes for a heel hook here, but Billy
<v Speaker 1>Gunn works himself out of it. They go to an
<v Speaker 1>international and gun hits a flying line and a hip
<v Speaker 1>toss for a quick count.
<v Speaker 2>Did they give this like time or did it feel
<v Speaker 2>like they gave it time?
<v Speaker 1>In my head, this is about the amount of time
<v Speaker 1>Billy gun usually gets.
<v Speaker 2>When we watch I saw okay, that's fair.
<v Speaker 1>So Billy gun hits a back elbow and people stand
<v Speaker 1>up and fucking cheer. They're throwing their arms up and clapping,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm thinking to myself as I'm watching this, we
<v Speaker 1>are so far removed from whatever this is a back
<v Speaker 1>elbow and people are standing up out of their seat.
<v Speaker 1>So Jerry Lawler says that one thing that discuss him
<v Speaker 1>about Billy Gunn is those lips on.
<v Speaker 2>The trunks, But he definitely says discuss me as his.
<v Speaker 1>Lips big paws on the trunks, of course you. So
<v Speaker 1>Shamrock hits a line and then crotches Billy gun on
<v Speaker 1>the post and starts attacking his.
<v Speaker 2>Leg because of course a little dragon screw would have
<v Speaker 2>really take this one over the top.
<v Speaker 1>He's going for the ankle lock, of course, which they're
<v Speaker 1>putting over big here h Shamrock grabs a chair, but
<v Speaker 1>the ref takes it from him and the crowd starts
<v Speaker 1>chanting Shamrock sucks again. Shamrock goes to whip Billy Gunn
<v Speaker 1>and his leg buckle that he falls down, so Shamrock
<v Speaker 1>gets more heat on him.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the first when that happened, because I went back
<v Speaker 2>and looked at it, I said, because I mean, I
<v Speaker 2>knew he was working his leg, but it Legit looks
<v Speaker 2>like Billy trips over SHAMROCK's leg, so it could have
<v Speaker 2>been a happy accent.
<v Speaker 1>So Shamrock hits a leg Larry and Irana for a two.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Small packages Shamrock for a two, and Shamrock hits
<v Speaker 1>him with a Fisherman suplex for a two.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was awesome. He fucking you know, supplex
<v Speaker 2>didn't work, so he goes for an even tighter Suplex
<v Speaker 2>and gets it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>The idea here of Shamrock just trying to figure out
<v Speaker 1>something to keep him down here with him small, packaging
<v Speaker 1>him a lot works for me. I think people were.
<v Speaker 1>I think the crowd was super into it, and yeah,
<v Speaker 1>a good boy to take this match.
<v Speaker 2>Billy's fucking over too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, DXIT in general, Billy Billy. Actually, you know what,
<v Speaker 1>the New Age Outlaws might actually be more over than
<v Speaker 1>anyone else in the company right now.
<v Speaker 2>They were, I mean they're fucking they got it all right,
<v Speaker 2>they got the entrance.
<v Speaker 1>Let me make sure, let me make sure I correct.
<v Speaker 1>Sure they're not as popular as Stone Coall Steve Austin,
<v Speaker 1>but he's not here. So tonight, the New Age out
<v Speaker 1>Laws are the most over on this show.
<v Speaker 2>They're the most over d X parts at the very least. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, they got all right, the entrance, they got catchphrases,
<v Speaker 2>they got fucking signature moves, Their matches go five to
<v Speaker 2>eight minutes. I mean, like, this is what this crowd wants.
<v Speaker 1>So Ken Shamrock goes for a poison Rana.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I I wrote down. Ken Shamrock tries to invent
<v Speaker 2>the Qataro Crusher.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he gets up on Billy Gunn's shoulders. I mean
<v Speaker 1>he could have been going for the victory role. I
<v Speaker 1>think that's what he was probably trying to do. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>but him jumping up there and going for a poison
<v Speaker 1>rana was funny because Guitar Crusher is good, like he.
<v Speaker 2>Just did the hurricane rana, so maybe he was. You know,
<v Speaker 2>there's the reversal will work too.
<v Speaker 1>He said, I'm gonna speed up this wrestling ship by
<v Speaker 1>about ten years.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta inviit some more moves or gona make me
<v Speaker 2>fight always crazy again.
<v Speaker 1>So he pops up on Billy Gunn's shoulders and he
<v Speaker 1>tries to victory role, but Billy Gunn sits back and
<v Speaker 1>he pins Shamrock for the three, which Billy Gunn wins
<v Speaker 1>the Icy title the Icy Strap. If you will, no
<v Speaker 1>you won't, don't go out there shot right now. Tell
<v Speaker 1>him he's not the champion because he said strap take
<v Speaker 1>a strap off of him.
<v Speaker 3>Strap off.
<v Speaker 1>So Seawn Michaels comes out here and he uh, he
<v Speaker 1>says that that's not fucking right.
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, big fella, just a one second, big fella.
<v Speaker 2>Once again, we got another guy with a million dollar
<v Speaker 2>body and a ten cent brain. If you heard me
<v Speaker 2>at the beginning of the show, I told you could
<v Speaker 2>fight Dearconall champion. I never once said the title was
<v Speaker 2>on the line. And this is the first time Cole
<v Speaker 2>actually has some emotion and he says, come on.
<v Speaker 5>Justy finished, shit me. They never do this on Nitra.
<v Speaker 5>I shut up, Shut the fuck up, sorry.
<v Speaker 2>Sean says. The only person in this building that says
<v Speaker 2>the championship was on the line was that announcer, and
<v Speaker 2>his opinion doesn't mean squat. That is fucking insane.
<v Speaker 1>I was just doing what was on the sheet.
<v Speaker 2>You booked this. You're the booker, man, and that's all.
<v Speaker 2>You gave me. The format. I have the format.
<v Speaker 1>They signed the championship match contract, not me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Man, well I guess not so, Sean says. Therefore,
<v Speaker 2>the winner of this non title match as bad as
<v Speaker 2>Billy Gunn, but still the Interconal champion Ken Shamrock, and
<v Speaker 2>Ken Shamrock starts to celebrate, and Cole says, King Shawn's
<v Speaker 2>wearing a Santa hat, but he's a damn gridge. Oh shit,
<v Speaker 2>got this get his ass?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for real?
<v Speaker 2>And then what happens here she so.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Gunn then walks over to Sean and then turns
<v Speaker 1>around and shows his whole ass to Shawn.
<v Speaker 2>Michaels Cole says, hey, Christmas Present.
<v Speaker 1>There's a huge D censor on his ass.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't notice this until they come back to it, James.
<v Speaker 2>But when they for some reason, they slow mo replay
<v Speaker 2>this happening, and it's just the one shot of Billy
<v Speaker 2>showed his ass and Sean Michael starts waving his hand
<v Speaker 2>over his nose because he ship steaky.
<v Speaker 1>So dude, I thought that was so funny. The DX
<v Speaker 1>sensors on his ass, Shamrock gloms him him and Sean powder.
<v Speaker 1>They show the replay Shamrock gloms him with his ass out,
<v Speaker 1>so it just shows in slow Melliam falling with his ass.
<v Speaker 2>Outs and then it runs away because I don't want
<v Speaker 2>to deal with this shit as that's the Lord. We
<v Speaker 2>haven't tapped into whether or not mister As had a
<v Speaker 2>shitty asked or not. I guess he didn't really have
<v Speaker 2>much many ass maneuvers, so there's no reason to I
<v Speaker 2>don't know how he was, like, let me, what is
<v Speaker 2>the list of things he liked to do? Then let's see,
<v Speaker 2>he loves to love him, kick him, shove him, stick him,
<v Speaker 2>flow on them, watch him blink, blink and blunk him,
<v Speaker 2>and he's gonna kick him because he's an ass man.
<v Speaker 2>So many asses, so little time.
<v Speaker 1>I thought I was a wrestler and you gave me
<v Speaker 1>the gimmick of me loving ass, I'd be like, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad I went into this business.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, buns of glory, buns of steel. Your ass will
<v Speaker 2>give away the truth of how I feel. You walk
<v Speaker 2>behind me, I feel the heat. That's why the girls
<v Speaker 2>don't walk behind me on the street. Billy.
<v Speaker 1>So you're good because you like ass and you like
<v Speaker 1>clink him and plunk them.
<v Speaker 2>You got ass, Radar like, yeah, because I'm an ass man, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>what because I'm an ask man. Yeah, I'm an ass man. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I'm an as bad and then all caps.
<v Speaker 1>Ass that no one's even asking him anymore. Yes, I'm
<v Speaker 1>an ass man. Yes, I'm an ask man. No one's
<v Speaker 1>asking no more. Man, we know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm an asmad ass. Yeah there it's because I'm
<v Speaker 2>an asmad ass. Wow. That's great, that's fucking good, good
<v Speaker 2>fair Christmas.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, so Hawk is pacing back and forth
<v Speaker 1>with a broken arm pace.
<v Speaker 2>That's not funny.
<v Speaker 1>It's not funny, but that's fucking funny.
<v Speaker 3>Read I wrote this.
<v Speaker 2>Complements to the chef.
<v Speaker 1>Hawk is. Hawk is pissed because he doesn't get to
<v Speaker 1>blink him or plunk. He said, why don't Why can't
<v Speaker 1>I get this gimmick? I want to be? Mister asked,
<v Speaker 1>Can I be mister boobs?
<v Speaker 2>You can be honked too?
<v Speaker 1>How about we throw you fucking drawn?
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, sorry, yeah, yeah, we're done with you pal.
<v Speaker 2>So Hawk is uh, he he does have an arm cast,
<v Speaker 2>as you said, and it's like it's got a bunch
<v Speaker 2>of signatures on it. It looks like like he's in
<v Speaker 2>fucking second grade.
<v Speaker 1>Which is awesome. The boys wanted to.
<v Speaker 2>Silent I true cock on it for sure.
<v Speaker 1>So PlayStation's Slam of the Week featuring Spiral of the Dragon,
<v Speaker 1>Hawk draws with his cast on heat.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he hit the ship out of him too. He
<v Speaker 2>clocked him with the cast and then Alpup pinned him
<v Speaker 2>with the out of the owl's no plow this plow,
<v Speaker 2>and Hawk got on the buck and said, hey, draws
<v Speaker 2>a night, He's nebbe getting out of the end for you.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna kill him, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Spiral was awesome, by.
<v Speaker 2>The way, Yeah, a little purple Dragon. I never finished
<v Speaker 2>a Spiral because, like, I don't know why, but that game,
<v Speaker 2>it might have been one of the first games where
<v Speaker 2>I was like, had a had a lot of control
<v Speaker 2>over the camera and it made me fucking seasick.
<v Speaker 1>Oh for me, it was mister money bags asking for
<v Speaker 1>too much money. Hey, fuck you, I'll just quit playing.
<v Speaker 2>Is that right? You just stopped because I just.
<v Speaker 1>It was a time sink that I couldn't commit to
<v Speaker 1>as a child.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, dude, mister Moneybags was a dickhead, wasn't he.
<v Speaker 1>I need more fucking rubies or whatever it was.
<v Speaker 2>You dude, I got. I can't jump up on this
<v Speaker 2>fucking green ledge. It's a mountain.
<v Speaker 1>You give me like you can give me like eight
<v Speaker 1>or nine more years, and we're going into a recession,
<v Speaker 1>mister moneybags. We have to get ready for this.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, mister.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the HOWK town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>Now it's time to do it. So fucking Hawk comes
<v Speaker 2>out here in his fucking cast because he broke his arm,
<v Speaker 2>got pushed off the fucking trod. He's a also in
<v Speaker 2>a Wafattitude shirt. The cast is signed like he's a
<v Speaker 2>kid at school, and Hawk gets in the ring. He's
<v Speaker 2>on the mic, and he says wow, and he says
<v Speaker 2>it's time to let the cat out of the bag.
<v Speaker 2>The dark, deep little secret of Draws in mind. You
<v Speaker 2>see Draws, he's the pusherman, which I guess if you
<v Speaker 2>didn't know what that meant as a child or ever,
<v Speaker 2>you would just think pusher man means he pushed him
<v Speaker 2>off the dron. They got very literal there. But no,
<v Speaker 2>he's the enabler. He says, I don't have to cover
<v Speaker 2>for you anymore, Draws, because I'm clean and I've been
<v Speaker 2>that way for some time and I like it. And
<v Speaker 2>here comes Draws in a hoodie and Hawk says, it
<v Speaker 2>was a good little plan. And you know, make me
<v Speaker 2>undependable in animals eyes, and take my job. You were
<v Speaker 2>the dope pusher and I was the dope and nobody
<v Speaker 2>regrets it more than me. And when I heal up,
<v Speaker 2>l O D stands for a Legion of Doom and
<v Speaker 2>Lords of Discipline, and boy, I'm gonna discipline the hell
<v Speaker 2>out of you. And the best way to fuel a
<v Speaker 2>fire that's gone wild is with hatred, and I have
<v Speaker 2>plenty of that.
<v Speaker 1>Response of uh, just attack.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, I have a fucking, really fucked up drug addiction
<v Speaker 2>and I'm over it now, and you are the fucking
<v Speaker 2>reason I was on drugs.
<v Speaker 3>Shut up, Hey, fuck.
<v Speaker 2>You just fucked up. That's what you're doing. Somebody is
<v Speaker 2>trying to get off, fucking I don't want drugs anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Shut up. I mean going to the plug and telling
<v Speaker 1>them you don't want the drugs no more is definitely
<v Speaker 1>an interesting way.
<v Speaker 2>To do that. And he gets jumped for it, and
<v Speaker 2>the Kigs's ass. An animal comes out, an animal throws
<v Speaker 2>Draws down and they fucking lock eyes and stared down
<v Speaker 2>and Draws powders and says, forget you. I'm the legion.
<v Speaker 2>That's that right, And Cole says Draws was supplying Hawk
<v Speaker 2>all these years, and Lawler says, wait a minute, there's
<v Speaker 2>no drugs in thew have sex maybe, but no drugs.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go backstage. Mark, Henry and Delo Brown are
<v Speaker 1>still in front of this.
<v Speaker 2>Purple door and Mark says, I can't wait, man, because
<v Speaker 2>he's still waiting to fuck, and Delo says, I can't
<v Speaker 2>believe you're gonna go through with it in the building.
<v Speaker 2>You can't do this and Mark knocks on the door
<v Speaker 2>and opening the door is Terry n Jacqueline. They open
<v Speaker 2>the door and Mark Henry's music is also playing when
<v Speaker 2>they open the door. That's a is the trick that
<v Speaker 2>they pulled there? I like that And they say sexual Chocolate.
<v Speaker 2>We've been waiting for you.
<v Speaker 1>We got the jvc KA boombox playing your favorite song.
<v Speaker 1>It's sexual sexual.
<v Speaker 6>Oh hell yeah, I like this song. Can you play
<v Speaker 6>the one that plinks him and punks them? You got
<v Speaker 6>that one? Whatever you want sexual Chocolate.
<v Speaker 2>Sexual baby, Oh, I'm gonna give it to you. Yeah, right, all.
<v Speaker 1>So it shows Stone Cold giving Sanna a stunner and
<v Speaker 1>call him a fat piece of trash.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, like we definitely have reviewed that episode, right, I
<v Speaker 2>think so? So yeah, they it's legit lower third Stone
<v Speaker 2>Cold Christmas and it's Austin asking Sanna, are you the
<v Speaker 2>real Shanna or you a just a fat piece of trash?
<v Speaker 2>And if he's not the real Santa Claus gave me
<v Speaker 2>a hell no, and then he gives a fucking Sanna
<v Speaker 2>the stunner. Oh and Cole says that wasn't the real
<v Speaker 2>Santa that was an imposter, and Lala says, we got
<v Speaker 2>the real Santa here tonight. I'm excited. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>who the real Sanna could be.
<v Speaker 1>Steve Blackman versus Blue Blazer is up next.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is this has to be a three
<v Speaker 2>year long angle.
<v Speaker 1>I mean every time we watch Raw as War, I
<v Speaker 1>see the Blue Blazer and Steve Blackman and Jeff Jarrett.
<v Speaker 2>And they're trying to take the hood off this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it shows a recap of Steve Blackman taking the
<v Speaker 1>Blue Blazer mask off. And this was last week on
<v Speaker 1>Live Raw and it was Owen Hart.
<v Speaker 2>It was Owen Hart, But uh.
<v Speaker 1>Why the hell was he wearing the Blue Blazers gear.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's fucking ridiculous. Lala says, uh, who do
<v Speaker 2>you think it is? I can't tell, And Cole says,
<v Speaker 2>why wouldn't Owen just take on Blackman one on one?
<v Speaker 2>Why is he out here in that silly mass this week? Well,
<v Speaker 2>owen Hart comes out on stage, it says, I think
<v Speaker 2>I've proven beyond a reasonable doubt that I am not
<v Speaker 2>the Blue Blazer. Steve Blackman, You're a liar.
<v Speaker 1>That is not me.
<v Speaker 2>How the fuck? How the fuck is that. I just
<v Speaker 2>saw you with the hood off.
<v Speaker 1>That was last week, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>Oh. He says, well, you know, I know there's a
<v Speaker 2>little bit of blue Blazer in each and every one
<v Speaker 2>of us, and that includes you two. And then blue
<v Speaker 2>Blazer jumps Blackman in the ring and Owen on the
<v Speaker 2>mic on the outside says, I'm not the blue Blazer. Understandable.
<v Speaker 1>So owen Hart joins commentary for this match. As we
<v Speaker 1>get started.
<v Speaker 2>Here, Owen on commentary says, if I'm a blue Blazer,
<v Speaker 2>then who is that in the ring?
<v Speaker 1>Which is a great point.
<v Speaker 2>He's got some great arguments here. At one point, Owen says,
<v Speaker 2>I hope he takes the mask off. I want to
<v Speaker 2>get to the bottom of this. Lawler says well. Owen
<v Speaker 2>says the tape was doctored last week, and they show
<v Speaker 2>the announcers at ringside and Cole turns on them and
<v Speaker 2>looks him in the eyes and says, raw was live
<v Speaker 2>last week.
<v Speaker 1>It was live.
<v Speaker 2>What do you have to say now? And Owen is
<v Speaker 2>just staring ahead, very little grumpy, and he says, it's
<v Speaker 2>not me. I don't care.
<v Speaker 1>Owen Hart says, well, if Bill Clinton and OJ Simpson
<v Speaker 1>can get off a reasonable doubt, then so can I.
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's.
<v Speaker 1>He's making a good point.
<v Speaker 2>Michael, He's got points. Michael Raw was live. It was live,
<v Speaker 2>We Live.
<v Speaker 1>So Steve Blackman says, let's take off the mask. The
<v Speaker 1>crowd pops and Owen says, yeah, let's see who this says.
<v Speaker 2>He has Blue Blazer are down on the canvas and
<v Speaker 2>he looks around and I swear to god, he looks
<v Speaker 2>up and he says he pantomime's pulling the mask off
<v Speaker 2>and says, I'm serious with it, like a guy that
<v Speaker 2>just didn't know the words to say, I'm serious with it.
<v Speaker 1>Give Owen Hart then goes up to the ring and
<v Speaker 1>grabs Steve Blackman's foot, tripping him and screams.
<v Speaker 2>Woo, dude, yeah he trips them. And I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>that's enough, Like black men will get the kick over something.
<v Speaker 2>He turns around, does full arms up in the air whoo,
<v Speaker 2>then turns around, gets into the ring and just starts
<v Speaker 2>stomping al Sie black It's.
<v Speaker 1>Over, and then the Blue Blazer puts him in a
<v Speaker 1>dragon sleeper and then no one could have predicted what
<v Speaker 1>happens next. Who's that making the save? Is that, Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, it is the big gold well.
<v Speaker 2>Dust is here to make the save, and gold Dust
<v Speaker 2>is here to hit a back suplex driver. He's got players,
<v Speaker 2>and the Blue Blazer tries to sneak away and he
<v Speaker 2>runs up the ramp and gold Us chases after him,
<v Speaker 2>and now Blackman is in the ring taking out Owen,
<v Speaker 2>and gold Us is fighting Blue Blazer on the stage
<v Speaker 2>starts punching them, and then Goldust holds the Blue Blazer
<v Speaker 2>from with his arms behind his back, and Blackman is
<v Speaker 2>here to want to ask him, and it's none other
<v Speaker 2>then Jeff Jarrett. Oh my god, is Jeff Jarrett so cold?
<v Speaker 2>And Common says it's Chef Jared, and Lawler says, no,
<v Speaker 2>it's not. And then this dude, this is like, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know how Owen. I mean, Jared under the fucking
<v Speaker 2>kpier had to be dying laughing, and I don't know
<v Speaker 2>how Owen was it. Owen follows Jared down the ramp
<v Speaker 2>and he says, who is it? Who is that? Masterman?
<v Speaker 1>Jared starts covering up and oh, it's just screaming, who
<v Speaker 1>is this?
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell who it is? I was fucking dying laughing,
<v Speaker 2>Owen I mean, he's got to be one of the
<v Speaker 2>funniest dudes of all time. Man like that is I
<v Speaker 2>mean nuts.
<v Speaker 1>By all accounts, he's like, yeah, one of the funniest
<v Speaker 1>dudes ever. I mean his ability to just give it
<v Speaker 1>his all and make something funny out of nothing is.
<v Speaker 1>He's one of.
<v Speaker 2>These standing next to Jared who's covering up and saying
<v Speaker 2>who is that?
<v Speaker 1>Master Man after goes to take the ask off and
<v Speaker 1>he goes, oh, yeah, I want to see what he says.
<v Speaker 1>So it shows a recap of the cold open of
<v Speaker 1>the show with vincmc man leaving, uh, and we get
<v Speaker 1>to road Dog versus Big Boss Man.
<v Speaker 2>Not for the hardcore title, not yet mm so road
<v Speaker 2>Dog does his intro for his entrance. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>we're in the fucking war zone. Put the fucking kids
<v Speaker 2>to bed. Don't fucking have these little fuckers up. It's
<v Speaker 2>time for the real men to watch the real show.
<v Speaker 2>And that's for a road Dog match.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's road Dog with one G.
<v Speaker 2>Also, wait was it I didn't see.
<v Speaker 1>That on the name plate road Dog with one G.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck. That was a period of time where he was
<v Speaker 2>one G and he was not the do double G.
<v Speaker 2>He was the O single g.
<v Speaker 1>So Road Dog does the New Age Outlaws intro without
<v Speaker 1>Billy Gunn here. He said, whatever I'm over, We're doing it.
<v Speaker 2>They got it. They're gonna say the lines. They gotta
<v Speaker 2>say the line.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man comes out here and he's got two
<v Speaker 1>titles and it's awesome. Yeah, I mean he's getting pushed
<v Speaker 1>to the moon. He probably feels awesome like I came
<v Speaker 1>over from w CW. I mean, the in that shape
<v Speaker 1>I've been in a minute. I'm taking over this shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Man, I'm not the seventeenth member of the nWo.
<v Speaker 2>Like this is cool. I'm the goddamn enforcer here. This
<v Speaker 2>is kicks ass. And he looks good too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like this look for him.
<v Speaker 2>Road Dog says, you know, it's a damn shame that
<v Speaker 2>it's not for the hardcore title you owned over there.
<v Speaker 2>You know you stole one of my belts. Maybe I'll
<v Speaker 2>I'll steal that piece of crappy yours. And I happen
<v Speaker 2>to be from Cobb County and I got a good
<v Speaker 2>looking cousin that spent some time at the correctional facility there,
<v Speaker 2>and he said that at nighttime, you boys get funky
<v Speaker 2>with him. Nightsticks. So boss Man says, oh, dig you
<v Speaker 2>know what hardcore hard time's all about. But I got
<v Speaker 2>a little message for you. Sure, I'll put the ball
<v Speaker 2>a lot, I'll fix the kick your ass and give
<v Speaker 2>you a lesson in what hard times is all about. Yeah. No,
<v Speaker 2>I fucking understood the hard times part there, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>I we you don't know a damn thing about the
<v Speaker 1>hard times, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, I mean you excited a bunch of times.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I could figure it out pretty easily. I got
<v Speaker 2>a cousin for Cobb County.
<v Speaker 1>So the hardcore title is now on the line.
<v Speaker 2>Hardcore title is on the line in a now hardcore match.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man chases road Dog out of the ring
<v Speaker 1>and back into the ring and then catches him with
<v Speaker 1>a spinebuster.
<v Speaker 2>Lays them out flat long way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, boss Man gives road Dog that spin and windmill punch.
<v Speaker 1>We're going full territory tonight.
<v Speaker 2>This is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man sends road Dog to the outside and
<v Speaker 1>follows him. Road Dog hits him with a cookie sheet
<v Speaker 1>nails the WWF Hardcore Classic weapon.
<v Speaker 2>THEREWF hardcore is a pretty underrated genre of match I think,
<v Speaker 2>like for TV, I mean even I gues said in
<v Speaker 2>an indie like this is a fun fucking style of match.
<v Speaker 2>You know it doesn't like and that's coming from a
<v Speaker 2>death match. I'd like me like I love me a
<v Speaker 2>good WWF Hardcore.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man chases road Dog with the cookie sheet
<v Speaker 1>and hits him, and he takes road Dog into the
<v Speaker 1>crowd and tosses him over a barricade through a table.
<v Speaker 2>That was awesome. They knock them dudes over there, cool
<v Speaker 2>little fucking spot. I didn't expect that shit. And on commentary,
<v Speaker 2>Cole and this is this is not a type of
<v Speaker 2>this is exactly what Michael Cole says. Here, Cole says,
<v Speaker 2>mister mc mahon won't be too happy if Big boss
<v Speaker 2>Man loses the Hardcore Championship. The Big boss Man, right,
<v Speaker 2>I guess he wanna be fucking too happy about that
<v Speaker 2>Bossman restling himself. That would suck probaby.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man grabs a bag of powder. He's gonna
<v Speaker 1>go plant it on the road Dog, but sadly, road
<v Speaker 1>Dog kicks it up into his face.
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, on commentary that you don't even say it's powder,
<v Speaker 2>like Lawler says, oh, he must have confiscated that, like
<v Speaker 2>they implied that this is drugs.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's gonna plant it on the road Dog.
<v Speaker 2>Wow did he ever do that? I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>a great he should have planned on hark.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that sounds like something that would happen on
<v Speaker 1>for his war maybe on the war zone when the
<v Speaker 1>baby's gonna be dude.
<v Speaker 2>He plants cocaine on a hawk, discovers it on hawk,
<v Speaker 2>and then.
<v Speaker 1>Boss Man sends road Dog back into the crowd and
<v Speaker 1>grabs an electric fan and uh hits the road Dog
<v Speaker 1>with it. So boss Man now has a noose and
<v Speaker 1>he fuck, okay come from Yeah? I was wondering that too.
<v Speaker 1>He turned the oscillating electric fan into a noose somehow,
<v Speaker 1>and he chokes road Dog with it and pins them
<v Speaker 1>for a two.
<v Speaker 2>He hangmans them like he chokes them for a good
<v Speaker 2>amount of time. I don't know if he had this
<v Speaker 2>in one of his belt loops and I just didn't notice.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if a fan had a noose for
<v Speaker 2>some reason. But shoot noose and he's shoot choking out
<v Speaker 2>the fucking road dog for only a two wasn't enough?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and road Dog retaliates by kicking him in the
<v Speaker 1>balls and then puts a trash can on top of
<v Speaker 1>him and hits an axe handle on it.
<v Speaker 2>Dude off the He like climbs up onto you know
<v Speaker 2>where the fans are and dive and clothesline to the
<v Speaker 2>trash can. The crowd loved it, but none of this man,
<v Speaker 2>and he fucking SAIDs So.
<v Speaker 1>Boss Man then attaches the noose back onto road Dog
<v Speaker 1>and uses it to slam him into the crowd barricades,
<v Speaker 1>which looked awesome.
<v Speaker 2>He's like Irish whipping him with the noos back and forth,
<v Speaker 2>which was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man has his back turn and Mankind comes
<v Speaker 1>from behind and throws a big net on the boss
<v Speaker 1>Man and captures him. He got.
<v Speaker 2>Bossman is captured and then he hits them with a pipe.
<v Speaker 1>He hits them with a Devin storm.
<v Speaker 2>And then the road Dog wins. He wins the hardcore title.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was the crowd pop, huge good moment. I
<v Speaker 1>thought the match was fun. Yeah it was cool here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I love wit hardcore, but yeah, just I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Man choking out road Dog with a noose to the
<v Speaker 2>point where he passed out late on the floor and
<v Speaker 2>he kicked out it too. I thought it was a
<v Speaker 2>little egregious, but you know, I guess it'll ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>I'll take it.
<v Speaker 1>So boss Man chases Mankind as road Dog celebrates with
<v Speaker 1>the title.
<v Speaker 2>He has to show Mankind hard times.
<v Speaker 1>Now run for your life. This man holds grudges like
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't believe.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, dude, you better fucking lock your doors.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna blow your house up.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. We are back here with Mark Henry,
<v Speaker 1>Jackie and Terry, and Terry tells Mark Henry that we
<v Speaker 1>need to take these clothes off.
<v Speaker 2>And they do. They take the clothes off, and I
<v Speaker 2>swear Jackie they're taking his clothes off, and Terry looks
<v Speaker 2>over at Jackie and says, what are you doing? And
<v Speaker 2>Jackie says, pretty good, right line, Terry. They take his
<v Speaker 2>belt off, they unbutton his pants, and Terry unbuttoned his
<v Speaker 2>pants and pulls him down on and says, would you
<v Speaker 2>look at that? And Mark Henry starts laughing, you look
<v Speaker 2>at that? Hey, hey what the.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's all right, It's just it's a perfect size,
<v Speaker 1>I promise.
<v Speaker 2>And Terry tells him his skin is so soft, but
<v Speaker 2>it could use even more softening. That's what I say
<v Speaker 2>about my skin. And if we did a massage with
<v Speaker 2>some cocoa, butter and oil to morsselage you it'd be
<v Speaker 2>even better. So they tell Mark to lay face down
<v Speaker 2>on a table and he does.
<v Speaker 1>Jackie says that he's a bit too un dressed and
<v Speaker 1>we should put something on him, and Mark Henry says, now,
<v Speaker 1>hold on, don't put anything back on, and she breaks
<v Speaker 1>out a collar and then puts it on him, and
<v Speaker 1>then they go over the side table.
<v Speaker 2>And then he lays face down on the table and
<v Speaker 2>Terry says, wow, what a nice bagside you have it.
<v Speaker 2>Mark Henry says, yeah, I work out, and then it
<v Speaker 2>cuts to a brand new camera shot of jack A
<v Speaker 2>Jackie rubbing him I guess and going oh yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Then Terry says, why don't you roll over for a second,
<v Speaker 2>and he rolls over. He's oily as fuck. They oiled
<v Speaker 2>the shit out of this man. She says, open your
<v Speaker 2>mouth wide, and he does so, and she puts a
<v Speaker 2>ballgag in his mouth. Terry then starts spraying whipped cream
<v Speaker 2>on Mark Henry in a just a gigantic fucking circle.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is an egregious amount of whip cream here.
<v Speaker 1>It's like spiral the saut story.
<v Speaker 2>This is a John Lymer trapped.
<v Speaker 1>It's like the Sega Dreamcast.
<v Speaker 2>You want to have sex too much?
<v Speaker 1>I can't sling the next film. Hey, hey, that sucks,
<v Speaker 1>So we have a pre tape beer. You know what
<v Speaker 1>pisses off Jeff Jarrett.
<v Speaker 2>World Hunger, Holy Wars Politics. You know what else is
<v Speaker 2>pisses me off? Women with stemen stain dresses. Monica Lewinsky,
<v Speaker 2>semen stayed dresses.
<v Speaker 1>We call that first one.
<v Speaker 2>That really pisses me off.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that'll get you every time.
<v Speaker 2>Semen stanyon dresses. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Semen stayin dresses? Monica Lewinsky, semen stayin dresses. More pigs.
<v Speaker 1>The pigs will get you every time.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what do you what are you talking? Are you
<v Speaker 2>going for the ARCon? What are you doing?
<v Speaker 1>Semans stay dresses, more pigs.
<v Speaker 2>That really pisses me off.
<v Speaker 1>Backstage, the stooges are talking to Shane McMahon and and
<v Speaker 1>they're trying to get him to not wrestle mankind.
<v Speaker 2>And I yeah, Pat Patterson says, you cannot just do that.
<v Speaker 2>Don't you understand we are responsible for you? And she says,
<v Speaker 2>I can do what I want. I'm in charge. Pat says,
<v Speaker 2>I've known you since you were a baby. You can't
<v Speaker 2>go in that ring. And Brisco says, what did your
<v Speaker 2>father say? What did mister McMahon tell you? Keep your
<v Speaker 2>temper and ego aside? Also, what about our Christmas bonuses?
<v Speaker 2>The Christmas bosus?
<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, my Christmas bonus.
<v Speaker 2>Enough about the boners. And Shane says, he laughed in
<v Speaker 2>my family's face and I'm getting revenge and he storms
<v Speaker 2>past them and I mean again, I can't say enough
<v Speaker 2>good things about Geriprisco. Like what a fucking trebidus act
<v Speaker 2>on this show.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Mark Henry is still on the table.
<v Speaker 2>Terry is now blindfolding Mark Henry starts to bind his
<v Speaker 2>wrists and Jackie binds his ankles. They're fucking locking this
<v Speaker 2>dude up twenty three hours a week. And Mark Henry
<v Speaker 2>looks fucking insane, like the whipped cream is dripped all
<v Speaker 2>over him, like he's oily as fuck. He's bound and
<v Speaker 2>gagged and and Terry says, now you're all tied up,
<v Speaker 2>nowhere to go? All right? So we you gonna fuck me?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what the know?
<v Speaker 1>So we have the acolytes versus job squad.
<v Speaker 2>Let's go. This is a fucking like, there's never a
<v Speaker 2>time where I don't hear those Combination awards and get happy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I knew these guys were gonna kick
<v Speaker 1>the shit out of each other. Of course, Bob Holly
<v Speaker 1>and Too Cold are the ones wrestling for the Job Squad,
<v Speaker 1>and they're taking on Bradshaw and Faruk. Just a bunch
<v Speaker 1>of guys that would love to beat each other up.
<v Speaker 2>You could say that Bradshawn may not even be at
<v Speaker 2>their most mean here, like you haven't even gotten there yet,
<v Speaker 2>and it's it's close, We're getting to it, like they're
<v Speaker 2>about to be with Taker, so they could do whatever
<v Speaker 2>they want here to soon.
<v Speaker 1>So the Job Squad are out here and they're NWA
<v Speaker 1>looking shirts and the match starts right away as takes
<v Speaker 1>on Bob Holly and Bradshaw throws two Cold straight into
<v Speaker 1>the stairs.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he throws Scorpio out of the ring, and Scorpio
<v Speaker 2>takes a crazy like he practically does fucking uh what's
<v Speaker 2>the PCO call it malfunction? Malfunction? Yeah, he almost does
<v Speaker 2>malfunction to the floor and then sends him on the
<v Speaker 2>stairs and Fruke just beats the shit out of Bob
<v Speaker 2>Holly inflexes in the ring, so.
<v Speaker 1>Bob Holly low blows Ferruke and takes him down. Bradshaw
<v Speaker 1>comes in and they hit a double shoulder tackle on
<v Speaker 1>Bob Holly and Bradshaw hits a big boot. Bradshaw goes
<v Speaker 1>for a boot but misses and two cold runs into
<v Speaker 1>Farruk and then turns back into a line from Bradshaw,
<v Speaker 1>who is just throwing these suckers.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's not I don't even know if it's his
<v Speaker 2>finished yet, because they're not really like saying whoa clothesline
<v Speaker 2>from anything, or they just say who there's a clothesline?
<v Speaker 1>Well, they had just become the accolydes Is that?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Was that just like right now?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was. I don't think it
<v Speaker 1>was right now, but they they had just started painting
<v Speaker 1>their chest and wearing all this symbols and stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, okay, oh yeah November. Both men made their first
<v Speaker 2>appearance on TV as a team on November fifteenth, ninety
<v Speaker 2>eighth on Heat. So yeah last month ago, Yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Fuke pins too cold with his foot and Bob Holly
<v Speaker 1>comes in and clubs him super hard.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I thought that was funny as shit. He has
<v Speaker 2>one foot on the chest. Bob Holly comes in and
<v Speaker 2>punches him in the face. It looks like and Fruk
<v Speaker 2>like staggers back a little, but he seems like mildly
<v Speaker 2>annoyed by it, and he doesn't go after Bob. They
<v Speaker 2>just continue the assault on Scorpio.
<v Speaker 1>So two Cold hits a trouble in Paradise on Farruk
<v Speaker 1>for a two.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I wrote too.
<v Speaker 1>Two Cold throws Faruk into the steps and Bradshaw hits
<v Speaker 1>a closeline on Bob Holly in the ring die. Bradshaw
<v Speaker 1>hits a power bomb on Bob Holly, but the bell
<v Speaker 1>is rung as too Cold and Farruk are fighting on
<v Speaker 1>the outside, and the announcer says that the Job Squad
<v Speaker 1>have one by DQ.
<v Speaker 2>I am very confused. I'm super confused. I don't understand
<v Speaker 2>what happened here.
<v Speaker 1>I don't either.
<v Speaker 2>They show Bradshaw loading Bob up and hitting the power bomb.
<v Speaker 2>Then we see Farruk and Scorpio fighting on the floor,
<v Speaker 2>and then the bell rings and Job Squad won the
<v Speaker 2>ob Squad one because Bradshawn Fruke were kicking their ass
<v Speaker 2>too much. Is that what happened here.
<v Speaker 1>The raft couldn't control the match, so he just threw
<v Speaker 1>it out.
<v Speaker 2>And that's Bradshawn Fruke's fault.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because they're the aggressors. I guess.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the crowd, just in case you guys didn't know
<v Speaker 2>completely dead for this, did not understand, didn't like it,
<v Speaker 2>don't care, this doesn't matter, None of this matters.
<v Speaker 1>Well, if the crowd came to a nineteen ninety eight
<v Speaker 1>WWF show and expected any clean finishes, they'll be happy
<v Speaker 1>to know they went home with one, and that's thanks
<v Speaker 1>to Al Snow and Gangrel.
<v Speaker 2>That's true, You're right, which you know what. I'm surprised
<v Speaker 2>that was with who Gangrel has, But I guess all
<v Speaker 2>of the brute stuff was postmatch like in general.
<v Speaker 1>And the job Squad should be able to just lose.
<v Speaker 1>That's their gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Did they not get paid now?
<v Speaker 1>Job Squad whose gimmick is to lose one the match
<v Speaker 1>against them, the two guys that just debuted a new
<v Speaker 1>gimmick a month ago.
<v Speaker 2>Though, that'd be great. If the Job Squad kept accidentally
<v Speaker 2>winning and couldn't get paid every week because of it.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, one of the tag titles by accident.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, So Shane McMahon Versus Mankind is up next. Yes, well,
<v Speaker 1>Shane McMahon picked a good opponent and if he was
<v Speaker 1>going to try to have a good match. Sadly we
<v Speaker 1>don't get much of that here as it breaks down
<v Speaker 1>pretty quickly. But uh, Shane McMahon, is this his first
<v Speaker 1>match ever?
<v Speaker 2>Dude, great call. It is Shane's first match.
<v Speaker 1>I just saw him in the WWF jacket and I
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, this must be like his first thing.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, holy fuck. I didn't even like think. I figured
<v Speaker 2>he was already doing some schmas bullshit with the Corporation already.
<v Speaker 2>This is Shane's first fucking match on TV and first
<v Speaker 2>match ever. According to Gage.
<v Speaker 1>Match Well, Shane comes in swinging, He's Pepper and Mankind
<v Speaker 1>with those punches.
<v Speaker 2>And they last forever. He does this for the rest
<v Speaker 2>of his life, these punches.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind's rocked. Oh oh wait, no, he's not. Mankind lines
<v Speaker 1>him and hits the double arm DDT.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Mankind lines him to fucking hell too, dude, And
<v Speaker 2>all the while, the Corporation is on top of the
<v Speaker 2>stage and Sean is there instructing him. To not come down,
<v Speaker 2>and Cole says, well, Sean could just have him come
<v Speaker 2>down to help, and Losa says, oh, I'm sure Shane
<v Speaker 2>told him that he can handle himself, but I believe
<v Speaker 2>it's not on this episode. But I believe this ends
<v Speaker 2>up with Sean being like a turncoat here.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, that makes sense. Mankind grabs a chair in
<v Speaker 1>a mic and he says, get up, Shane, I have
<v Speaker 1>a Christmas surprise for you.
<v Speaker 2>So he has a chair and he's offering his Chang says,
<v Speaker 2>make your daddy prout, lay me out, Shane. Come on, kid,
<v Speaker 2>for what your life? Show some balls you got this coward?
<v Speaker 2>And I it looked like Shane hits him in the
<v Speaker 2>back of the fucking head with his chair, but I
<v Speaker 2>don't think he did.
<v Speaker 1>It did look like it. It looked great.
<v Speaker 2>It's close, It's fucking close, and he hits him in
<v Speaker 2>the back and he tries to run away, but Mankind
<v Speaker 2>catches him and does the Mankind punches in the corner, and
<v Speaker 2>this is when the Stooges show up, so.
<v Speaker 1>Pat Patterson gets in the ring to help, but missus
<v Speaker 1>mankind and splashes Shane in the corner. Mankind then punches
<v Speaker 1>down Brisco and throws him into the corner and then
<v Speaker 1>punches him with a big bump out of the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind the knees Shane in the corner and then breaks
<v Speaker 1>out mister Soako. Yeah, Mankind locks in the mandible claw
<v Speaker 1>with mister Soako on Shane, but the Rock runs down
<v Speaker 1>and starts kicking Mankind's ass.
<v Speaker 2>He broke free, He broke free and fucking jumps Mankind
<v Speaker 2>stomps him out. Of course, shocking to everyone, the bell
<v Speaker 2>rings here, not on the Shane chair shot. The bell
<v Speaker 2>now is ringing for the DQ because the Rock got involved,
<v Speaker 2>and Mankind starts to fight back, but d X is
<v Speaker 2>now here. Fucking Shane is laid out in the corner
<v Speaker 2>from the mandible claw and xbuck gets in the ring
<v Speaker 2>and he's so g So the crowd's going nuts wherever
<v Speaker 2>fucking they know what's coming, and he gets the fronco
<v Speaker 2>buster on Shane. I thought that was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So he does, he runs and he HiT's a
<v Speaker 1>DX keeps the Corporation out and they celebrate as the
<v Speaker 1>corporation helps him out. So Michael Cole also says, as
<v Speaker 1>we promised, here is the real Santa Claus.
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea what to expect here. I didn't
<v Speaker 2>know if this was like another thing. I thought they
<v Speaker 2>were gonna rehash the thing with Austin or like something
<v Speaker 2>like that, or Austin wasn't here. So Santa was back
<v Speaker 2>for revenge, and he was gonna someone another face was
<v Speaker 2>gonna fuck him up or legit anything else. I did
<v Speaker 2>not expect a fucking put together video of this. So
<v Speaker 2>it's we cut to a video, a produced video, and
<v Speaker 2>it's we see a woman and she says he was
<v Speaker 2>the most vulgar Sanna I ever saw, and then it
<v Speaker 2>cuts to a shot of Santa from behind, sitting in
<v Speaker 2>his chair and he says, hey, com and Xanna's lab
<v Speaker 2>and a guy shows up and he says crude and
<v Speaker 2>in classless, and it cuts to Santa again. He says,
<v Speaker 2>I got your gross bresser right here, and he does
<v Speaker 2>the crotch chops.
<v Speaker 1>He'll do some crazy crotch.
<v Speaker 2>Chops, by the way, He's going to town on it.
<v Speaker 2>And a woman says that that's Sanna only had one
<v Speaker 2>thing on his mind, and the next shot is a
<v Speaker 2>woman's boobs and Santa says, whoa look at those and
<v Speaker 2>then it chows Sanna and it's fucking Freddy Blassy and
<v Speaker 2>he pulls the beard down and he says, hey, sweetheart,
<v Speaker 2>how would you like to wake up with me underneath
<v Speaker 2>your Christmas tree?
<v Speaker 1>Every time we see Freddy Blassie, it's in something like this.
<v Speaker 1>What was the last time we saw him? He was
<v Speaker 1>like gold Dust or something.
<v Speaker 2>It was four W fifty Music Volume two and gold
<v Speaker 2>Dust and Sean as kids were dancing.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, that's right around this fucking time. They only
<v Speaker 2>have him dressed up as a weird bastard. I guess
<v Speaker 2>in that one he was just Freddy Blassie. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if he was being in my head he was
<v Speaker 2>and Freddy BLASTI says, oh ho, Sanna's gonna get some
<v Speaker 2>tonight Santa, Like Santa wants pussy and Mark Henry wants
<v Speaker 2>pussy as well.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, Santa's probably first in line for that. So backstage,
<v Speaker 1>the Stooges are in the parking lot and uh, Jerald
<v Speaker 1>Briscoe says, we're gonna do hard time, Pat, We're gonna
<v Speaker 1>do hard Tom.
<v Speaker 2>You know what, Tom, You'll know know what?
<v Speaker 1>On Tom is hey, do not talk to me, big
<v Speaker 1>bosh man.
<v Speaker 2>Big bosh my hand. So they're worried. They're worried about
<v Speaker 2>how Vince is gonna react to this, and Pat says,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what he's gonna say, and.
<v Speaker 1>Jeral Brisco is most worried about his money.
<v Speaker 2>What's gonna happen to our bonus? Forget about the bonus out,
<v Speaker 2>but the bonus top with the bonus.
<v Speaker 1>You think Mark Henry's really having.
<v Speaker 2>Sex, Mister McMahon want to do that, would he?
<v Speaker 1>You think Freddy Blast he's really having sex? Risco Ask
<v Speaker 1>just kicking around the rocks, and I think Brandy Flash
<v Speaker 1>he's really having set. So Dlo Brown and Mark Henry
<v Speaker 1>versus the head Bangers is what is planned here?
<v Speaker 2>Well, they are hoping so because Delo is outside the
<v Speaker 2>Mark Henry door and he's fucking banging on the door.
<v Speaker 2>He says, Mark, we gotta go. Come on, man, they're
<v Speaker 2>playing our music. Come on, and Mark says, I'm coming,
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming, and Cole says, what did Mark Henry just say? Oh,
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming? And then for the next five minutes we
<v Speaker 2>get that repeated ad nauseum.
<v Speaker 1>Well it comes back as the head Bangers make their
<v Speaker 1>entrance and uh, they have toy WWF tag titles on.
<v Speaker 1>And also Jackie is whipping Mark Henry with a belt
<v Speaker 1>and he has a clamp on his crotch.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so fucking Delo does come out. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>he's popping off his taunts. Waller says, what's wrong with
<v Speaker 2>his head? Fuck you, Dela is awesome, you bitch, that's
<v Speaker 2>my gimmick. And then yeah, dude, Mark Henry has even
<v Speaker 2>Lalla says he gotta he's got a c clim between
<v Speaker 2>his legs. I mean, they're fucking beating the ship out
<v Speaker 2>of him. Man, They're kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 1>So the head bangers are out here, they got the
<v Speaker 1>toy titles. That's their gimmick. That's it's a two on one.
<v Speaker 1>It's Delo Brown versus the head bangers. Dela's actually taking
<v Speaker 1>it to him though he hits a few of his
<v Speaker 1>greatest hits.
<v Speaker 2>He's he does the running power bomb out of the corner.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking always looks good. But this match doesn't matter
<v Speaker 2>because Jerry Lowler and Michael Cole are just having a
<v Speaker 2>good fucking time here and Fawler is I guess talking
<v Speaker 2>to somebody through his headset who is relaying things that
<v Speaker 2>are happening in the Mark Henry room to him, and
<v Speaker 2>Lawas says, they got, they got how wax how wax?
<v Speaker 2>And Cole says, what are they doing? And Lalla says
<v Speaker 2>they're doing what? Oh my gosh, what a maneuver vibrator
<v Speaker 2>vibrator doing the vibrator. Cole says, hot walks and vibrators.
<v Speaker 1>The Gerbils.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you're not gonna believe this. They're doing what? How
<v Speaker 2>many Gerbils they're doing? What with the Gerbils? Oh, they're
<v Speaker 2>sticking them up his ass, Jerry.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, Delo Brown and the Sky high for it too.
<v Speaker 2>The Gerbils vibh.
<v Speaker 1>So Delo Brown don't care, they got pussy. Delo Brown
<v Speaker 1>hits the you better recognize leg Drop. The head Bangers
<v Speaker 1>hits a. The head Bangers hit a nice double team
<v Speaker 1>here where mosh leapfrogs d Lo and then Thrashers waiting
<v Speaker 1>for a punch, but Delo notices, so he stops uh
<v Speaker 1>and then mash Drop kicks Delo from behind and he
<v Speaker 1>runs into Thrasher's clothesline, which I thought was very nice.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I mean, if the Headbangers had anything, they had
<v Speaker 2>fucking tag team moves.
<v Speaker 1>The head Bangers then hit a double flat jack and
<v Speaker 1>they beat Delo Brown.
<v Speaker 2>Which confused everyone. I don't think anyone reacted to the pin.
<v Speaker 1>They have one of the coolest tag finishers ever. You
<v Speaker 1>might want to do that one.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not taking that tonight, okay.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry. So Mark Henry then comes out walking on the
<v Speaker 1>stage in his underwear with the handcuffs on and wet
<v Speaker 1>and has whipped cream on him, and he says, sorry.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he looks like shit, I mean like he got
<v Speaker 2>no pussy either, and Dela says, I told you, Mark,
<v Speaker 2>I told you you better listen to me next time.
<v Speaker 2>I told your fat ass to listen to Fike says
<v Speaker 2>they tied me up man and Delos pissed and he walks.
<v Speaker 1>Away fat assy. So backstage, the Stooges are in the
<v Speaker 1>parking lot again. As Vince pulls up in his limo.
<v Speaker 2>Patterson says, you really did it this time, fucking Jerry,
<v Speaker 2>and Jerry says you've known them all he is live.
<v Speaker 2>Pat says, Jerry, you know you, you know what you do.
<v Speaker 2>You got to keep your mouth shut and let me
<v Speaker 2>talk to him. I'll talk to him I'll handle this.
<v Speaker 2>So the limo pulls up and it stops, and Jered
<v Speaker 2>Briscoe sprints up to the door as it opens, it
<v Speaker 2>says Vince McMahon, it wasn't my fault, miss.
<v Speaker 1>M mister mac man, I'm so sorry, it was not
<v Speaker 1>my fault.
<v Speaker 2>And pats is, what the what's the matter, what's the
<v Speaker 2>matter with Shane? And they say, oh, it's you know, Shane.
<v Speaker 2>He's inside, he's fine, and and Jeerhod Brisker says it
<v Speaker 2>wasn't my fault. Vinn says, is all right, I hold
<v Speaker 2>you responsible, and he's fucking flipping out. He starts to
<v Speaker 2>charge into the building and they're following after him, and
<v Speaker 2>Joe brisco leans over and says, you do. I think
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna give us that bonus. And Patsy's forget about
<v Speaker 2>the bone. This is fucking awesome. I love this fun angle.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they're doing a great job with it.
<v Speaker 1>So undertakers on the cover of Tattoo Magazine and this
<v Speaker 1>is before the Sarah tattoo.
<v Speaker 2>Oh he doesn't have it in the picture, not yet. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>how about that?
<v Speaker 1>And we go to our main event of the evening,
<v Speaker 1>Triple H and X poc versus the Rock and Test
<v Speaker 1>who is making his raw debut.
<v Speaker 2>So Triple H uh, you know DX is out here,
<v Speaker 2>all the members, China and xpock and all the boys. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And Triple H does his intro. He's you know the
<v Speaker 2>and fucking Billy Gunn slides between his legs facing Triple
<v Speaker 2>A crazy yeah, like this is nuts. He's laying this
<v Speaker 2>is in ring, This is in ring. Triple H is
<v Speaker 2>looking down with the mic in his hand to do
<v Speaker 2>the fucking intro. Billy's laying in between his legs staring up.
<v Speaker 2>Road Dog is now behind Triple H spreading Billy Gun's
<v Speaker 2>legs and have you ever tried this one? And Billy
<v Speaker 2>is laughing so allowed that Triple H puts the mic
<v Speaker 2>down to his mouth to make sure people hear of laughing,
<v Speaker 2>and they fucking all bust out laughing. Triple Ah does
<v Speaker 2>the intro. It was a good moment for the boys.
<v Speaker 1>So Sean Michaels gets on the mic and says that
<v Speaker 1>the corporation gets to stay, but everyone in DX has
<v Speaker 1>to leave.
<v Speaker 2>We're in the Christmas spirit and we're gonna stay out here.
<v Speaker 2>The corporation is, but the rest of DX get the
<v Speaker 2>hell out of here. Take it to the back.
<v Speaker 1>So mister MacMahon comes out here and the crowd boos
<v Speaker 1>him relent.
<v Speaker 2>They blew the shit out of him. He's the most
<v Speaker 2>hated guy on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Vince says, let's just let DX sit here a ringside whatever.
<v Speaker 1>It's Christmas, right, Let's just see what happens.
<v Speaker 2>I'm a fair fight. Let's all watch.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Is he the cool boss now?
<v Speaker 2>He says, let's have a fair fight and let's all
<v Speaker 2>watch what's gonna happen, which is something's gonna happen.
<v Speaker 1>X Bucking Triple H are both wearing the red.
<v Speaker 2>Gear as you do in the Green group, which is
<v Speaker 2>good because for the finish.
<v Speaker 1>Big fucker whatever comes.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the signat dropping of Big Greaser's day.
<v Speaker 1>He died.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, didn't we talk about that? Like something just watched?
<v Speaker 1>Well, it was Triple H versus Kane and they were
<v Speaker 1>both wearing red gear.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come on, and it looked ridiculous for all of you.
<v Speaker 1>So we start the match off. Xpok hits a double
<v Speaker 1>arm drag on the rock and tags in Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>Test is on the apron little zip up vest I mean,
<v Speaker 1>looks great.
<v Speaker 2>He looks fantastic twenty three years old, they say on commentary,
<v Speaker 2>which is like, wow, that's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, it is pretty nuts, and it's weird
<v Speaker 1>to think that. Not even ten years later he goes
<v Speaker 1>to TNA, he's like thirty three.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, what the fuck? You're right.
<v Speaker 1>So Test is throwing four arms instead of punches here,
<v Speaker 1>which is than everyone else. I actually liked that.
<v Speaker 2>I did too.
<v Speaker 1>Test hits a big boot on Triple H and the
<v Speaker 1>Rock comes in.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the first time ever he does the test running
<v Speaker 2>big boot on TV and it's the Triple H. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>the fact that it's tests first match involves Triple H
<v Speaker 2>is also pretty crazy with how his career goes here. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you're right, but yeah, first running big boot ever on
<v Speaker 2>Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>So Test comes in and kind of repeats what he
<v Speaker 1>did before, but in the other corner he does some
<v Speaker 1>forearms and knees into the corner. Xpot comes in and
<v Speaker 1>hits a spin kick on Test. Then he hits the
<v Speaker 1>Bronco buster on Tests. Yeah fuck it, but uh, Test
<v Speaker 1>throws Xbox to the outside. Rock then is out there
<v Speaker 1>and he throws Xpot into the barricade. Very weirdly He
<v Speaker 1>walks him around the whole ring and then throws him
<v Speaker 1>over there by the Corporation.
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was gonna like have one of the
<v Speaker 2>Corporation members like punch him or something. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if something got changed up there, but he does take
<v Speaker 2>for of it and throws him like the long way
<v Speaker 2>into the barricade.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then crosses him on the post.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Testing goages Triplation to coming in and the raft holds
<v Speaker 1>him back while him and Rock beat down XPOC. Yo.
<v Speaker 1>This kid already knows how to get heat.
<v Speaker 2>We should fucking bury him.
<v Speaker 1>So Rock sets up x POC for the corporate elbow
<v Speaker 1>and he hits it suck it style.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, crods shop theatrics on the corporate elbow. Fuck this guy, man,
<v Speaker 2>he does him crazy.
<v Speaker 1>He's still running.
<v Speaker 2>He does it all kinds of ways too.
<v Speaker 1>So Rock covers x POC, but Triple Ah drags him
<v Speaker 1>off and then hits a line on him. Test then
<v Speaker 1>holds up xpox legs while Rock punches him in the
<v Speaker 1>dick and balls.
<v Speaker 2>That was nuts. He spreads xpox legs and Rock readies
<v Speaker 2>his hand. He like shines it up real nice, licks
<v Speaker 2>it and then punches him right in the balls.
<v Speaker 1>Why this is a classic rock spot. Yeah, he loves
<v Speaker 1>doing that. X Pock then hits a spinning heel kick
<v Speaker 1>and hot tags into Triple H. Triple H takes out
<v Speaker 1>Rock and then hits a high knee and then a
<v Speaker 1>jumping knee on test. Triple H hits the pedigree on Test,
<v Speaker 1>but Rock breaks it up and then the lights go out.
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship, the rock I think was telling the corporation
<v Speaker 2>get into the ring, and that must have been the sign.
<v Speaker 2>And then the lights go out and it's Christian.
<v Speaker 1>It's Kane.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's big gracious Cake.
<v Speaker 1>He's alive all the time.
<v Speaker 2>He's alive. He's alive. He's back from the sanitarium somewhere.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this is so crazy to hear in a sentence,
<v Speaker 1>Cain's music hits, Caine comes out. Last time we saw Kine,
<v Speaker 1>he was committed to an insane asylum due to the corporation.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, but whose sign is he on?
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming that, dude. I'm assuming that it's explained that
<v Speaker 2>the corporation bail him out, right, I assume, because how
<v Speaker 2>the fuck else did he get out of there? And
<v Speaker 2>then they were kind of eluding that the Christmas bonus.
<v Speaker 1>He just broke out. He faked his death and then
<v Speaker 1>came back to life and deserve.
<v Speaker 2>I'm dead.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so the insane Asylum said, yeah, just let him out.
<v Speaker 1>Just Red and Wan Caine comes out here. Kane and
<v Speaker 1>Triple H stared down with the corporation and then Kane
<v Speaker 1>goozles Triple H and he choke slams them. He has
<v Speaker 1>betrayed Triple H and d X because he was very
<v Speaker 1>good friends with them.
<v Speaker 2>Why and yeah, the corporation was good to him and
<v Speaker 2>Kane then choke slam's bad ass. That's what Cole says, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he calls him b A, which is always funny.
<v Speaker 1>That's b A. So d X hits the ring. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Kine goozles Billy Gun, choke slams them. He choke slams
<v Speaker 1>the road Dog also Caine then goozles the Rock and
<v Speaker 1>the Rocks like, what the fuck, dude?
<v Speaker 2>The corporation will say whoa, so.
<v Speaker 1>He lets go and then goozles x POC and choke
<v Speaker 1>slams him.
<v Speaker 2>Red x POC come on, he's on your side. Cane
<v Speaker 2>red on.
<v Speaker 1>And they say on commentary, this must have been the
<v Speaker 1>Christmas bonus. Oh, mister MacMahon, is that fucking true? Is
<v Speaker 1>this the Christmas bonus?
<v Speaker 2>Mister mac man, are you fucking kidding me? Mister McMahon,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, what, how man? How the fuck do I
<v Speaker 2>take this home to my fucking wife, mister McMahon, Christmas
<v Speaker 2>is in.
<v Speaker 1>Four days, mister mac man. I don't know what Caine's
<v Speaker 1>gonna do for my family, but I.
<v Speaker 2>Appreciate to set my house on fire. Mister macmon. I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna have to fucking sell my house.
<v Speaker 1>Just Caine help with my double mortgage, mister McMahon. Reverse,
<v Speaker 1>mister mac man, it's tough times? Is hard times? Really?
<v Speaker 1>You don't know anything about hard times?
<v Speaker 2>Scot has.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta be shipping, mister man. Caine Cane's the bonus.
<v Speaker 1>So China steps up to Cain and uh punches them,
<v Speaker 1>and then Caine goozles her and we're all the time.
<v Speaker 2>Boo, we gotta go, we gotta this tape show. We
<v Speaker 2>can't air this bart so uh. I mean, crazy fucking episode.
<v Speaker 2>This is like, I don't know, the only thing this
<v Speaker 2>is missing is stone cold, Like if this had stone cold.
<v Speaker 2>This is the most nineteen ninety eight episode I've ever
<v Speaker 2>seen ever. There's fucking sex, drugs, rocket roll, fucking DQ finishes, swerves,
<v Speaker 2>everything fucked up, stupid shitty commentary, Like, there's everything on
<v Speaker 2>this show except the good.
<v Speaker 1>Match and Gang Grow and al Snow had a clean.
<v Speaker 2>Finish that was okay. That match was fine. I'll give
<v Speaker 2>them that. All that matress fine.
<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's time for us to go watch the
<v Speaker 1>Astronauts versus Shushi Ishikawa.
<v Speaker 2>Let's go, everybody, and that is it for our show.
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