Pu**ycat Dolls: RHOM Recap

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Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives in Atlanta, New Jersey and my own creation, The Love and Marriage Franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives Franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset, in addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well. Hey, Ray drops on today's episode of Reality with the King, We have to get into Miami. Mondays, Okay, Now, I know we're all dealing with what happened with the osepos how that dominated our feed, our social media, our podcasts, our YouTube, our news since Friday, so much so that I felt like, unfortunately, Audriana's iconicness failed to be the one thing that we should be talking about this entire weekend. So because of that, I am going to dedicate this episode to Audriana and the icon that she is. Look. Part two reunion of the Real Housewives in Miami really showed me a drawn needs to have a mahido. It's to the point now where it's not even upper discussion. This woman consistently, has carried the show consistently. And when I mentioned last week on the on the last week's recap, what was the week before child? It was my birthday. Nonetheless, I did talk about how I felt the issue between Audriana and Julia was the fact that, look, Audriana referred Julia to the show when the producers contacted the old cast mates and said we're gonna reboot Miami and if there's anybody you recommend, let us know. I don't think at that time Audriana realized she was recommending her replacement. Audriana was a Mohito holder the first two seasons of Miami. Then the show got canceled, then the show came back. Audrianna rightfully so thought to herself, look, I'm great at what I do, I'm iconic. I'm definitely going to be a housewife. Little did she know that the person she referred to was going to replace her, and that because of that, she was going to be demoted to a friend of That is the reason why little Insider tea for you guys. That's the reason why anytime, especially still on Housewives, when producers ask a cast member if they have a friend that they want to refer to the show, nine point nine times out of ten, they won't because no housewife wants to refer their real friend for two reasons. One, they don't want to argue with their real friend and lose their friendship, and on top of that, have their friend spill their own tea on the show. That's number one. The second reason is nobody wants to refer their replacement, and that's what happened between Audriana and Julia. Based on Audrianna's performance, she not only deserves first chair, she deserves the Mahido. And if I was Audriana, I won't accept anything less. This woman has consistently carried this show. This woman has consistently done more than half of the Mohito holders and she gets paid less than half of them. That's a fact. You don't even have to be an Agna stand to look at this show and realize the contributions that she has made. Love her or hate her. Yes, Alexia is the face of the show. It's Alexia show. Stephanie. I know you think it's yours, and I know you think because you have trained planes and automobiles, that is yours. The face of this show is Alexia, But the real star of this show belongs to Audriana. Let's get into it. So last Reunion, Part one, it was a cliffhanger when Julia revealed that Audriana and her slept together, which that word has so many nuances that at this point it is a game of semantics because when Julia said we slept together, I stared at Audriana. And Audriana is so real that you can look in her eyes and tell when she's telling the truth or when she's about to lie. And I'm not saying she's a liar, but I definitely think she asked some hot sauce of shit. If you look at Audriana's reaction to that, it was clear as day that Julia was telling some of the truth, but not everything. So Julie reveals that her and Audriana slept together in the Hamptons that aired a couple of seasons ago. Then they flashed back to it and we saw it. Julia alleged that Audriana held this over her head and that she suffered through psychological abuse because of this. She also revealed that at the time, her marriage to Martina was not in the best place and that Audreyanna blackmailed her and said she owed her. Now, with that being said, two things can be true. Julia obviously is a serial cheater when it comes to her marriage to Martina. It's it's obvious it will get into the accusations about the Haitian mortician, the cop child, the everybody. At this point, Uh, Julia has you know, been intimate with that. It appears that way, which look low key, would have been fine. But it's the gag that she's a married woman. But let's let's let's let's let's hold that for a second. The accusations that Julia revealed was shocking, beyond what we all could imagine this blackmail to be. I did not think for a second that they slept together. But when they flash back the scenes where they kissed and when they bed together, it's plausible to believe that they did. Audriana is denying that they had sex because she says that she doesn't have a dick. Again, this is all a game of semantics, you know what I'm saying. So when two women sleep together, the reason why it is a very interesting tale is because this is I can't believe this is getting graphic with a this is low key the birds and the bees of reality with the king. But follow me here. We all know that when a man and a woman sleep together that one thing inserts it to another and penetration is involved.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we know that, so when that happens, yes, that is a sexual act. Fine, we even though with two men sleep together, what it turns another.

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Speaker 1: Penetration is involved. I can't believe I've talked about this on this podcast. Penetration is involved, and that obviously is you guys having a sexual intercourse. Okay. However, when two women are sleeping together, the idea penetration leads to many things, but not too many things babies one or two, to be honest with you. But it also leads others to think what their imagination what that could be because two women kids think, that's not sexual intercourse. Now, if one straps on an object it uses it as penetration, then okay, that is considered sleeping together. If one uses one index finger, middle finger, pinky finger, depending on the girth of your choice. Okay, who am I here to judge that could be considered sexual intercourse between two women? I guess. So when Arena said I didn't have a dick. He just kissed.

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Speaker 2: I'm okay on Andrenna side like, well, if that's the case, I'm with her.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't mean they have sexual intercourse. That means they played around, they kissed each other. Now, it could also mean if there's something oral involved, if they decided to, you know, in the words of Alexia that she acts backstage, then one eat the other okay, then one half oyster, then one half salmon, the one half bass, the one half a fish filet. I don't know. That is the conversation that they're having backstage. But Adriana, it's adamant that nothing happened, that they just kissed. Now, when the girls were asking Julia, I e Alexia and she's like, look y'all, you know, I don't want to say it. It's so gross. She asked if she went down on her? Did they go down each other? And Julia said, well, out of respect to Adriana, I don't want to say too much. Excuse me. You said enough, Julia. You gave us the forour a play. Now we need the climax. You can't you can't for play the audience with this revelation and then refuse to give up the climax. Julia is a.

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Speaker 3: Tease, baby, Julia is a tease. Now Audrianna.

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Speaker 1: Is visibly upset, and she's like, look, if you want to go there, let's go there. I wasn't going to go there, but now let's go there. And I'm just like, oh gosh, what happened? Audreana den reveals that, you know what, let me hold on that for a second. Let me hold on that for a second. I'm pulling a Julia. I'm giving y'all for a playment on climax. I'm being a tease. But hear me out. We got to get into though, Martina and Julia's marriage, all right. Julia revealed that her and Martina were having marital issues, which, okay, all couples do understood. Even with marital issues, it doesn't mean you cheat on your spouse. Not only did you cheat on your spouse with your friend, you cheated on your spouse with a coworker. Based on the information that was revealed, it does appear that Julia perhaps it's not all the way into Martina. It does appear that, based on Audriana's accusation and I'm paraphrasing here, that Julia used Martina, she was married, not married, She was proposed to a nine times or something, engaged nine times, and she finally decided to marry Martina. It's plausible for one to believe that Julia decided to marry Martina because of who she is, a legendary tennis player. It's plausible. I'm not gonna sit up here and be like, no, I don't see it. I'm not saying it's true that that's the difference. I'm not saying it's true. I'm saying I could see why Audriana sees that believes that. It's not out of the It's not out of the world to believe that that could be the case, especially because Julia admitted a national television that she cheated on her wife, and when asked more questions about it, you could tell she was visibly uncomfortable, especially when Andy asked like, does Martina know this? And she said, I told Martina this months ago. Well, the Hampton's sexual escapade happened a couple of years ago. This is reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back into the show. So I believe Julia told Martina before the reunion. I don't think it was months ago. I think it was weeks ago. That's what I believe. Whether or not they have an open marriage is something that perhaps would come out in part three, but I don't believe that they have an open marriage. Martina does not strike me as the type of woman who would be okay with Julia sleeping around town and rain drops revelation, and I wish somebody would have brought this up in part two. Maybe it's come out of part three, but the mark was missed because do y'all remember when Larsa Pippen revealed that Julia allegedly was seen making out with a black eye. Do y'all remember that? Let me refra your memory. I forgot what season it was, but Larsa revealed that she saw Julia kissing a guy who was black, and none of the ladies mentioned that. None of them did so when they were like, well, do you believe Audriana? Do you believe Julia? I know that the girls don't like Argrina much, but nobody decided to bring that up again. Maybe they did, was cut out. I don't know. So this is what was said. Okay, I got the article up. Okay, this has been page six, Shout out to Evan Reel. This has been Evan Reels interviewed doctor Nicole Martin. Doctor Nicole Martin said that Larce and Pippen tried to ruined Julia's marriage. Okay, Larsa Pippen said that Julia had been making out with the man and pretty much cheating on Martina. This is what a Cole said. There was some Instagram drama between them, and it was some stupid, petty drama. And then here Larsa comes like, I heard you're making out with men like potitionally trying to ruin a marriage like Instagram drama versus let me destroy your marriage. This is a perfect example of how Larsa fights. And remember that's when Julia told Martina on camera. Martina said, when is this going to stop? I'm done? I'm done. Okay. So after that doing this interview with Evan Real is when doctor Nicole Martin said this in quote, Julia is a little flirtatious, very sexual. She's very comfortable with her sexuality. I think she's suppressed it for so many years that now she's very much about embracing how she's feeling now. There was photographic evidence of this alleged kiss that came out during a nine otoun where Julia was seeing kissing this man allegedly where there was paparazzi. This is what Nicole had to say about that. I think she is teasing the paparazzi. She's out with her friend and they're taking pictures and people were speculating, and she's like, you know what you want to show? I am going to give you one m This doesn't look good for you, Julia's girlfriend. Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes. Okay, so that's what happened, because Julia was seen making out allegedly with the man. All of these instances make it appear that she is a cheated, cheated pump eater. So after all of that, Audriana reveals here it goes to climax ring drops. Adriana reveals that Julia slept with the Haitian mortician and the cop, that she bought the Haitian and the doctor a coffeemaker. She then reveals that Julia asked to see her booths and then when she showed it, Julia then showed her butt. Adriana said that Julia tried to fuck her in Spain, that Julia pushed her up against the wall and tried to seduce her. This is wild, wild, And then Audriana gives the best line of Reunion in the past ten years. When Julia starts to say I miss you, Audriana says, you miss me? Or you miss my pussy? Do you miss my sweet little pussy? Lord Jesus, I mean Audriana, the star, you are, the descriptions that you made. It's just what what is happening on this show? I can't, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. This is a hot steaking mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. This is like really really, really, really really bad. So let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Okay, here we go. A Haitian mortician is a very specific allegation. I don't think Audianna was lying at all when she said this. Sorry, I don't. It's very specific. Ar Pip and said, I saw you make out with a black guy, full stop. Okay, that's anybody a black guy. That's a description that could be anybody in the world. A Haitian mortician is so specific that who makes that up? Who makes that up? I believe Audriana. I do. And it's not like Julia was so defensive in terms of proclaiming her innocence. She sort of let a rock and she didn't want to talk by anymore. And I in this moment, I'm just being honest with you. I just felt bad for Julia. You could tell that Julia is not the type of girl that can handle a scandal. And it looked like she had regrets the moment she said it like, if you look at her eyes, she looks sad. She looks sad that it has come to this. And on top of that, why does a Haitian doctor want a coffeemaker? This is wild to be a coffee maker. You goanna tell me this motherfucker can go on Amazon dot com and buy a fucking twelve dollars a ninety nine cent coffeemaker. Oh in the words are drawing a coffee machine? Same shit. William Sonoma has coffee machines. I just don't get it. Do you want to grind his beans? Did he want the curig special edition that costs one twenty nine ninety nine on Amazon dot com. Did he want Hamilton Beach reveil Barista? Was he waiting for Amazon Prime deals to come? Why is she buying somebody a coffee maker? I don't get it and I don't understand it. Then Audrena decides to kill it even further by bringing Julie Audrina, You're our star. She brought Julia a gift and in the box was a heart. Talked about how he broke her arm. Audriana, you deserve a Mohido, you deserve a raise, You deserve a primetime special, you deserve a one on one. You deserve to become a reality with the King. Bitch. You are the reason for this season. I am shocked that it has come to this. It has come to this, but it all makes sense. It all makes sense to me. I'm gonna clear it by saying this, and this is me being a viewer, This is me being unbiased, and this is me calling it. Like I said, I believe Audriana. I do I do, I do. I do believe Audrianna was never gonna bring up his lift together if Julia did it. And listen with that being said, I do believe Audriana held that over Julia's head. I believe that too. I do believe that. I do believe when she kept saying, I'm gonna break the fourth wall, I don't believe Audriana was not going to say that in terms of breaking the fourth wall, because she would have said, remember when we were in the Hamptons and blah blah blah, remember what happened in Spain. Those were things that Audriana was saying. Was the fourth wall. I do believe that. I do believe that one. And I do believe that Julia had no choice but to just reveal it because she knew that Audriana could no longer hold this over her head. And that is why ladies jumped to me gaze and days, you do not sleep with your castmate. I've seen this happen over and over again on Real Housewives. It's a no no, It's a no, no, no no. Now, the biggest question is what does this mean for the fate of Julia and Audianna's friendship. Look, stranger things have happened. I'll say this much. I want to see the continuation of this for next season. If I were a producer on The Real House Boss in Miami. I would definitely bring Juliah back, whether or not she's full time or friend of I honestly, listen, this is me being real. I will honestly bring Aargrinna back as a full time housewife. She delivers, she delivers, she does she her being a friend is fantastic. But if you look at her highlight reel, she has always delivered the most iconic moments on the show, and I believe she has done more than some of the girls who have a mahido. I think it's time for Audrianna to get a mohiito and I would like to see the continuation of Julia and Audriana have this conversation. Not the entire season, I think the first four episodes for sure. But you can't drop this bomb and not have us see the aftermath of it. But rain jobs. Let me know what you think. Leave a comment on Spotify hashtag Reality with the King can tweet me. But Audriana, thank you, thank you, thank you, and thank you to all the Haitian merticians in this world. We will be looking for one of you. Bye bye. Reality with the King is executive produced by me Carlos King, produced by Lizzie Nimitz and a partnership with the Lack Effect Network. You can also find us on my YouTube channel at the Carlos King Underscore