Under the CineMat Ep. 87: The Marine (Part 2)

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Does he not looked like a marine at a sentiast? Seriously? I
mean, my god, those fake blue eyes they started with the type shot.
I was like, Okay, so he doesn't have blue eyes, Like
that's not a thing. Okay, great, because I sat there like,
does he really have blue I mean I've never really seen up close. I
guess a rock I was outside to crete and we have American gis in the
throes of a prisoner of war abuse by God schemask wearing al Qaeda in case
you forgot what a decade? Well we believe in I forget that. Oh
my god, what is that shout of the pupil dilating? Were watching man
Hunt? After all? Why isn't he wearing you know gear? It's not
wrestling No, I mean, you know army gear in shirt and no,
no helmet came in in this automatic rifle thing whatever it is, it's like
a howitzer. Seriously, it is what it is preventing a another one of
those al Qaeda beheadings. They were dramatizing with the handheld camera and everything.
Oh god, talk about point blank. Oh the gun right up to the
sternam and burst through his bid. I should specify this is the unrated version
we're watching, so there is an extra violence. I guess that's pretty violent.
Yeah, I mean as a bell overhead release. He does do some
wrestling moves in here. He as a goosele at one point, side stepping
headbuts blocking punches. Oh, come over steps on his face. I guess
why is he wearing like he's not wearing gear? You guys ready to go
home? Yeah, guys were to go home? What matches over? And
he's not a very good referee if that's how he's acting. But the explosions
began, so you know exactly these those shots of the helicopter. By the
way, those are actually from Rambo three, Is that right? Yeah?
A little pastiche coming soon under the cinema. Oh, I'm sure, uh
you know that one. I'll tell you Terry Terry Funk does the stunts for
that. Wow. Yeah, like this then like it shows a gun go
off three times and then uh, an atomic fucking bomb. Good, Yeah,
exactly. Triton trit Triton was the name of the fake one of the
fake Ultimate Warriors while Coke and tried to bring in one of his promotions.
W it's John Triton. That's his name, John Triton. It's got to
be a rib roller king. We've approached. It's easy to forget how fucking
ripped he used to be. Yeah. So they're telling him basically, what
he did was against an order. I see, even though he did the
right save three marines lives, doesn't matter. Disobeyed orders. He's being dishonorably
discharged. Wow, walk away with dignity, okay, but Colonel my Marine
so not anymore? Pal, he is bad. He's so bad, Brother,
I mean it's kind of He does have the face for film. I'll
give him that. Yeah, he does, he really does. You know,
he's got the look for it. Looks. Yeah, he looks.
He looks like he belongs. But he can't act his way out of a
fucking paper bag. I mean he couldn't. He couldn't. He couldn't act
to act his way out of an empty room with no walls. And to
be clear, you're referring to back then, back then. I like him
now, I enjoy him in some of his stuff, he just looks weird.
I just can't handle his look anymore now that he's uh, you know,
now that he's not bulked up anymore, and stuff in his face is
kind of gaunt. And it's kind of funny because he looks I get him
may sometimes when I look at him, because he's only four years older than
I am. Yeah, it's amazing, you know, And I'm like,
I don't think I look that much. I mean I definitely look old.
I got the gray hairs and everything, but he looks old. He looks
like he's at least fifty now. Yeah, Oh, he's got he's got
the thinning hair of someone that's got to say done like artificial exogenous distoster.
Right, he makes fun of people who make fun of him for doing for
having finny hair. Well, he's back home from dishonorable discharge and he's about
to discharge inside Kelly Carl from here and you entered her. Oh yeah,
yes he did. And he's Titanic music about I know, right, But
now they're on the Now, come on, that's the kitchen. Come on,
don't get her fucking pussy juices on the kitchen. What I think gets
in the chicken? She did, am, she did? H So she's
kind of retired from acting now. Um her her husband, Ah, he's
a he's a military guy, and I think he's a reservist down in Um
is that the right term, reservist if he's in the army. I think
so in uh, San Diego and so so art imitating life here, yeah,
right, And she did a like basically an Instagram ama, like one
of those live video Instagram things during right during during the lockdown, and it
was just so odd. I don't know, it was weird. She's anywhere.
I don't know, she's she's interesting, Like she talked about the marine
once. Mostly everyone was asking her questions about Niptuck. That's where everyone knows
her from. But one thing she mentioned about the marine was an attempt to
help your acting. She um. She talked about uh uh watching the marine
like she actually watched the marine be edited together. Yeah, he's gonna make
them happy. They're gonna fuck again, all right, that's what happens.
Gonna fuck again. Where are we going to make me happy? He says?
What city are we seeing here again? Australia coast? Yeah, I
don't know where we're supposed to be, but where ye look at him some
money? It's great full name again for the propert fucking Patrick. It's the
same like he was. Yeah, he hams it up like nobody look at
the well, there's a shot that coming up that is just so stupid.
But it's so like it says that early mid two thousands, fucking action shit
everyone. You know, this was during the era where for an action movie,
everybody was doing their best to be Michael Bay and nobody could be Michael
Bay except for Tony Scott. Tony Scott did a pretty good out with that.
Um. But yeah, so she she was saying to watch because watching
uh a movie being edited, you kind of see more of the technical aspects
of what it is to be an actor, not just the artistic stuff of
like the emotional stuff, but actually like you know, hitting your mark,
you know, making sure like these kinds of things right here. You know,
he's gonna move a certain way at certain times in order to get that
shot the way that it's meant to be done. You know, one wrong
move and it doesn't work. You gotta make it seem seamless. Yeah,
exactly, exactly. You know, there's an it's it's it's weird because there's
a there's definitely a technical craft to it, but then there's also an art
to the technical craft. Yep. It's like wrestling. Yeah, seriously,
it is. What's he doing it looking at a jewelry store? Yeah,
teep, kick backfast, that's a right, cross everybody, This is a
robbery. No, buddy, strong guns. I don't want to see any
eye context. That's right. I have severe intimacy issues and a gun.
So look up dialogue and no seriously, story a crook who has severe intimacy
issues. Yes, because, oh so here's how we're gonna do it.
Hi, honey, you can't worry you for a second. It's like Goldberg
with hair bag does binky cares? Oh he gave in skies, had the
safe? Is that what he is? He's gonna get the uh look at
the turn heel. Fuck she was a k face, Damsel in distress.
Damn right, phill it Philip motherfucker. Oh yeah. This is also the
period of time when every button in the movie makes it noise. Holy shit,
pre usb drives. Yeah, good point. Diamonds are forever that's right.
That triple H was the only diamond in this business? Is that same
here too? What do you know? Uh, but you know her nandez,
I know it's totally gino Oh they take him off, right, that's
what happens. Just ship. Diamonds are forever coming under the cinema. Really,
yes, that's oh that's real. Okay, whatever you say, well
it's fake. Apologize. Robert Patrick is a big but yeah guy, But
but but don here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me
or how you think I feel about the great state of South Carolina. So
they're supposed to be in South Carolina and Queensland, South Wales, South Australia.
Yeah, they're both south for the day it's correct? Is that back
Jack in this movie should be out, big Jake. If you don't think
I've been on the whole fame, you're a bit fighting. That guy said
that. He said, if you don't think I blong the Hall of Fame,
then you're a bitch. Well I'm a bitch, then love that.
I'm a bitch. Bella, Here we go, you ready, here we
go. Now it's like heat all of a sudden. Now, yeah,
walking down the street loading up a cop car. Wait wait, wait here
we fuck where those flames come from? Oh my god, watch this,
watch this, look at this, just oh my god, I can't Oh
this song is ready two thousand and two. It's I'm out and I'm out
and I'm out. This is like this kind of movie reminds me of like
ws W who out of Business, like that time period. Oh fucking Robert
Patrick. Also way to not be America by getting in the wrong side of
the passenger Sidebarry All right, well observed. So and this guy is not
America. And I'm sorry. You look at this guy. You can tell
he is not American with any saw that's right, Colin Quinn. Guy,
So this is the post mortem at the jewelry shop investigators Colin Quinn, I
guess that's South Carolina. Couldn't tell you. It looks like from Australia,
right, Also he gets a desk job. Look it looks like it's like
he does now the shirt and tie. Oh look at that, God car
young he is. It's amazing. That's kid. Yeah, I know you
really is twenty something, twenty five, twenty six, Wait something like that?
Is this what you do all day? M a duckman face. Those
weird lips that he has that kind of like connect in weird ways, you
know, like they stick. He connect in weird ways. This is a
great job, they do. His lips connect in weird ways. Great money.
Couple to three years the movie to management, How long you've been working
nine years? M hm, how can you not manage? How long you've
been working? Here? Come here in management? Also, also look how
tan he is too? Just old, way over the top. I mean,
what's he trying to do? Sellhole in back surgery? I mean he
looks at orange whole COCD Almost you lost your mind? This is my job.
Really doesn't look like a horse. Reason why you didn't answer your cell
phone all weekend, you please come with us since my job well really doesn't
like a horhouse. Wow, I didn't call it a woman a hor in
twenty twenty three, You're like, you just say core, I mean,
like, hello, you get fucking someone would be filming you on your on
their phone. Well there's that too, you know, but it would be
such a SuDS an outdated term, Like no one uses that term at I
mean no, because I am trapped. Why a couple of jackasses their security,
they're doing the job. You can't show up at a place like this.
This guy is way more important than that, right, No woman,
the fucking Paul Blart next, you know, you know, like I'm sorry.
Also, this guy fucking seriously, the two thousand haircut he's got on
his head. This fucking guy like Jesus Christ that Rick trays in mind him
should never be a stone called me. I'm wrong. It's like a power
plant training old on there for like two months for w under and he shouldn't
have done that. You shouldn't have done that. You shouldn't done that.
This guy's annoying, and in order to avoid an incident, sometimes you just
gotta let things go. Yeah, oh god, I hit his face.
Yep, yep. Unfortunately for the genie, this is not one of those
times. Nah, there they go. They go four shiver yeah, oh
not vas across the back of seen it, causing folks right blocked right through
a glass table, goes guys stunts. That's a body slam ye out of
a hip toss sidestep, body slam coming like a beal. Almost yeah,
through a glass window, goes the punk bitch that was earlier. You must
up at least seen his ties in too short. That's a good don't because
when you talk in why is he still talking? Get out of here?
Man. Also, I'm sorry he just went through a window. How is
he walking? No? Prop is he like covering and like bubble rapp?
And I missed it? Yeah, baxterior day, you know, goes John
Frighten sits petri It's friend comes in and get and hands him a beer your
first and last day. I can't tell us he is starring in the marine
or if he's like auditioning for like a like a Love Island kind of.
He's a reality show with the TACs. He looks like some guy that gets
locked in a house with women that like all want to make out right,
and he can't. He's supposed to. He's supposed to. He's gonna,
you know, refuse all all advances gotta do. Sound like fucking when he
delivers lines, he sounds like Mark Wahlberg. You can tell he's trying to
be Mark Wahlbro Like. I feel like it's conscious. It's not a coincidence.
Being a marine and everything was Mark Whirlberger at that point, because he
wasn't in he wasn't yet in the departed, because I came out the year
this came out to do. M hm, how many cakes do you think
that guy ate that morning? Because I don't cakes. Yeah, not pancakes,
but actual full blown cakes. That sucks, man. It's it's pretty
funny to think of like one person eating the whole cake, like in one
sitting. It's pretty funny. Imagine this guy and this guy ate more than
one all right, sitting in his fucking apartment, you know, waiting for
his call time, and he's fucking pounded down two cakes. I picture Swiss
cake rolls coming off the assembly line, all the time, down his face
at the end of the he puts his face at the end of the Homer
Simpson Conrad. Yeah, I guess this is the Conradisson. Maybe. Hey
man, that's right. A lot of money huh yeah, exactly, that's
that's Robert bet do it again, made a lot of money. Yeah,
but uh overboy, no fairness. I I was firing automatic weapon. You
could walk it down the street, blow it up a cruiser. I mean,
no one caught you in uh in twenty twenty three, that's called an
active shooter. So now he's brought the woman who helped Hm rob the jewelry
store back to his palatial Austin powers Esk bedroom. What's mater Angela? Oh
yeah, you thing all over? She clearly loves it. Oh yeah,
she clearly needs it. Oh she looks like someone that would credibly accuse Vince
McMahon. Yes, my name. Oh it's dangerous or news about I know,
seriously, wowow John Benito. Ladies and gentlemen think I'm thinking. I'm
thinking you some like, you know, really to kind of get them,
Like these guys be listening to porn music, right, you know, I
think that's really kind of gets to the gravitas of the scene. Oh that's
where you're wrong. See, that's where you're wrong. My friend you see
down comes the dress control of game control. Soon on the phone told me
last control h taking calls on the balcony. That's such an actor, you
know, such a film thing you gotta do, you know. Yeah,
you don't realize this when you're um, when you're watching it, because you
know there's the whole uh less is more thing. But the way they're talking,
they're whispering basically, you know, but they have they're miked up so
they you know, they can get picked up. Anything they say gets picked
up. But that's how they get that that sound, because it's like,
yeah, you know, we're gonna talk like this, right, I'm Robert
Patrick and I'm gonna fuck you, but I'm whispering. Okay, Hey,
yeah, what is this? Fucking like an age? Like a doogie houser.
All of a sudden, John Zen does have his own car. I'm
sorry you don't come home late to that. You get driven home by your
buddy. Hey, you're fired. What it really is is about a high
level military operative adjusting to civilian line, right exactly. It's about the PTSD
of it all. Oh oh, but who will protect us from them?
Security guards? Out of control? Tonight at eleven amally know it. I
mean there was no camera there, ke catching that footage. I know.
Okay, the real story is the guy who got up and walked after going
through like play the last window, the security story. Talk about fucking mister
invincible. I supposed to do an He called the woman a whrror. He's
pleading for action. He can't just come home and punch o'clock. You know
what he is. The whole thing's the big phony blogny where it doesn't matter
the point she's spring do. Yeah, hey, come on me a lot
about it. It's all I'm up being intimate, like just talking like nobody
else talks, but making it seem like this is the way everyone talks.
Fucking Cecily Strong weird. Oh my god, that's so true. She's from
Minnesota, Bloomington her yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh you should again
on our Instagram thing. Oh my god, that Minnesota accent is hard set
right, holy shit, like she hides it for her movies and shit.
But man, Minnesota, Oh my god, looking Terry Crews. I don't
know what you're talking about. It seeks like that I'm that Johnson movie.
H you mean the mc hammer movie. True? Story. Fucking can't touch
this? What was it? Shouldn't I what was it? I don't remember
what it was called? Probably hammer time? Probably no, it was the
mc hammer story. I think that's what it was, the mc hammer story.
I'm a Johnson. This guy looks like someone promoting, like a Philadelphia.
It looks like someone went to college with her fox say, fucking you
know, growing the goatee because we're in college now. One time and you
don't have mom and dad telling you that you shouldn't have facial hair. And
how many times my grandmother told me, well you should shave off your your
goatee? That right? I said, fuck you, grandma? Would you
suck a cock? And no, it's not nice? And they are what
was that? What was Oh, it's a it's it's a racer Ramons first
year as any three. Everybody listen to me and they cheer and they are
I'll tell you that that's the same year that that's that you know, ninety
three is the vinstick Man year of just some stupid shit. Because he also
says, um in that year, that's the SummerSlam year, and he goes,
uh, mister perfects shaw Michaels everything he knows. He didn't teach him
everything he knows. However, what are these two talking about? Know?
So they're they're gonna get a car. They need a car, A vehicle,
bro, I guess I agree. We need a vehicle for John,
an entertainment based, feature length, theatrical vehicle, please, And he gets
a minivan. He's not happy about it. This is the driver, driver
of the crew, m driver of what crew? Of um of Robert Patrick's
crew. Oh, Robert Patrick's crew. Okay, I just look to the
camera like that and breaking that fourth wall. Pal, I don't know if
I like that. There's a two thousand and two sons for you. Maybe
it sounds like a W who is this? Forget it sounds like a W
diva theme? I know it sounds like Tory Wilson's music. I don't know.
Oh no, little flip. Okay, I've seen what I'm saying because
he's been in the desert in Iraq. Member of the sah Yeah sees Mount
Senor Mount Seder, John Or as we were saying in uh In in in
Wakefield. Oh yeah, John, I remember John Senor. Yeah, his
brother dancing at Boston cop. Great guy, great guy, good career.
She looks like somebody else. Man, I thinking of it's Kylos like Stacy
Keiebler, But that's not at all. Yeah, I mean it's a hair
too, like, yeah, there's another character or something about that weird that
like that short hair. But it's not. It's just weirdly short that coke.
How about a response, diet cock. I don't think there are any
manzies. By the way, Uh what so fun? His face? What?
John? Please give me a break? What brother looks right by Robert
Patrick at the gas station. I was like, yeah, but uh yeah,
but well uh yeah, but well uh that guy trust him all right?
Yeah, he's not a creepy busy the whole crew getting snacks. I
guess the crew gets snacks, that goes, he goes his motorbike, gonna
goes to a security job. God, there was a guy I was dry
driving my kid to school and the security guy outside, Holy shit, he
looked like a thin Fred Ottoman. Really yeah, it just like with gray
hair instead of white hair. It was Carolina side of the road there.
Yeah, right, perfect, come on, guys, come on, guys.
They fixed it for the inter Yeah, Jesus, And that's a very
Tory American looking uh let, Oh my god, it's supposed to be a
Ford, gentleman Afford, not a foreign car. Right. Look did you
see that? Do you see that? The yeah like a Bugatti? Yeah?
Right? Are you doing from fight? Because you got Brooklyn? Uh,
police officers making he's making a small talk. Cadillac man huh yeah,
huh? Or you got Cadillacs? Huh what do you wear Vegas? These
guys are moron. He's the worst trouble. This is tough. Yeah.
Well, um, yeah, you know it's my brother's car. Oh me
too. My mom lives there. Huh, I just love it there,
you know. Fuck is this guy's problem to the Olympus? Not since they
tore it down last year? Oh my guys, didn't kill this cop.
Jesus, you didn't do anything. Why did you kill this cop? Oh?
You never know? Yes, Oh I've seen her. Oh, huge
fire extinguisher shot to the face. Takes a big moment. Remember that the
bullet bullet Jesus Christ Bam bam, bampa pa bam. Yeah. You can't
leave anybody alive, all right, right, great, check the truck.
Uh oh oh, why I mean let her go? They kill her?
Here. You don't need her. She comes from she was in her car.
John seen a sell on the fire ext for double vision. But he
can tell his damns listen to stress. Why does why do they decide they
need a hostage noh idea. This guy's a nuts lit up the gasoline.
Like. I love the regret he had at right away, Like I guess
I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, more explosions blow up the little gas
station. Brother, what's going on? Dude? What sees get charred here?
John SENI later I'll say I love these explosions of this movie. That's
why it cost twenty million dollars. It blew up everything in fucking Queensland.
Lawsuits galore. Yeah, I was bombed. No, no stories about people
getting disturbed. I guess that everyone was really happy about the uh, the
money coming in. But I really wanted to hear uh you know, you
know, you know, well, I patiit. They they bringing all the
uh you know, the movies, and but you know they're quite quite a
racket. That's a famous shot for the movie. Yeah, that's the marine
right there, right he's running the wall of inferno behind him. Does he
outrank the well not anymore. I guess because he's not he's not enlisted anymore.
But would he outrank if would the would a marine out raka cop in
real life? I mean they're not in the same category, so I know
that. But know a lot of brother cops are former Marines. Whoa,
whoa, I was peeling out with this cruise up John Triton, he could
be a cop. They have a hostage. It's my wife. They don't
care they have a hostage. It's my wife. I'm gonna fuck them up.
Oh you know Hunt thinking of Oh, um, Kelly Carlson looks like
um, a touch like Kiera Knightley and love. Actually, yeah, they
say hair too. The hair does not think it is the hair. There's
something about the hair that married to John. Try. Sorry, Why does
she have an ID? It's a great question. What is the idea that
she benefits? He's a Oh she's she's feisty. Wow. She kind of
reminds me a little bit of Ashley Judd too. Yeah, Oh you gotta
be kidding. Oh what have we got that ain't the cops? And Sharon
Stone and Rock Kiddy? What do you say, Rock Candy? I think
so Crick and I might we had all these people they shifting guns on my
highway. Yes, and I'm just trying to go home. They are fucking
holy shit. How is that car not blown up? It's loading it up
with bullets? Holy shit? Also, how have you not hit him?
You guys have used like fifty fucking probably seventy bullets. It's totally unscathed because
he's a marine. That's right, Well he's not a marine. He's the
submarine. Big difference. What do you look like? What do you want
missing? Yeah? Oh, obstacle ahead construction? Might yeah? Yeah,
get out of the way. Wow, I don't think that car can still
function. I'm sorry, looks dead to me. That police car like he
got it got sony. I mean, look at the fucking bullets on that
thing. Quite the chase scene we've got going on here, Well, I
would let you know what John how John Benita directed these scenes, But we'll
never know. This is one of those movies where if there had if there
had been, if they haven't had so much slow motion, the movie would
have been forty five minutes, right exactly. Y're elongating? Oh oh,
I mean how much more shit does this car have to go through before it
stops. The whole roof peeled off under a backho seen the duct So he's
fine. Is the godfather here and another? We had a back hoo?
Right? Oh brother belly Carlson's trying to get free fighting. Oh shit reverse
all right? Oh no, they still can't hit him. He's got no
fucking roof, he said, nothing protecting him. Oh my god, they
loaded up. They load the cruiser up with bullets in midair. Still alive.
See it falls from a fireball of a car. It falls head first
on the side of a fucking rock cliff. Oh my god, must have
been fun. Looks like Jessica Lange. Jessica Lang shure, Yes, she
looks like a young Jessica Lang. Let's had fun lunch in that car into
the sky. I know, mu shut up. She thinks are killed John
and we had Kelly. We get him, We get him. A guy
in the w w E named Paul Bearer who would call his charge of murderer.
I think you should do it. I'm want to show you a clip
of that. I think you should use that as your motivation. Absolutely Wrestling
Podcast with Jack and JP Sorrow Wrestling Podcast. She's gonna need a Paul there
pretty soon, yeah, right, and Undertaker history. I'm not going anywhere
in this thing. Mm hmmm, Actually I did. Yeah, But hey,
you know what else I figured out? Sky sucks? Everybody sucks.
But hey, what else I figured out? Oh? Another's tension between Patrick's
bad guys. I always wondered about, you know, people always you know,
in movie, people will always shoot bullets in the air. Right,
at some point that bullets gonna start coming back down. Yep, we don't
know where that bullet is. That's true. We don't know where it is,
you know, like we don't know where it could come down. It
could, and it's gonna come down pretty fast too, like presumably it's gonna
got pending off a skyscraper. Right, still hurts the head exactly. Maybe
it's just a great talking What I say, we move because every couple of
the state I heard that blast. We'll fall the swamp down stream, Yeah
we will. Yeah, Albert Patrick's parking orders, that's right. What do
you want to do? What do you want to do with Kelly Carlson?
Oh fucking right, baffolder, why you do that? Now? Morgan's got
to carry what he's fucking morons? Watch up for crocodiles. The matter with
you? You know crocodiles in South Carolina. That's right, that's a tall
task for the fire department. Chief. It looks like basically it's entire gas
station went up in flame. You know there's nothing here, chief, exactly.
It's the hole. This guy again, he's always behind the eight ball
sky. Well, he only shows up after a crime's been committed. I
guess prevent cry Well, maybe you should start preventing another found seriously wounded.
There a bit of a tour of the scene here, I'm trating the description
of the purps. Sounds like the crew they hit the diamonds store in town
yesterday. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Crack investigators connecting this to
the jewelry store robbery and the perps involved episode. Perps fired five miles away,
shots fired, multiple cars in an accident. Mm hmmm, alretty much
looks like Australia outside right now, I mean, Devin doesn't look like South
Carolina. Right We saw a fucking kangaroo or a quali bear. That be
amazing. Oh, John Triton, brothers from the Woods. I'm yeah,
I took my wife puns to hunts to number four. I can't give you
hey, but this is actually during the days of Little Little Do you have
a time about that. I went to one of his rap concerts outside Finlay
Park. No what used to be the Can Do Uh what they used to
call it Avalon? Oh yeah, yeah, now I remember, not hard
rock something like that. What is it? Uh? Something like that House
of Blues. Wow? And um they did a rap concert with some of
the rappers I mentioned from that newspaper article. Yeah, and uh it was
just hilarious. What a weird crew. It was like some hip hop heads.
But it's also like wrestling fans with like scene of home fingers come into
like a bad rap concert with f bombs on a curry day night. I
just I just too. I was too fucking fascinated by this thing. So
I went. He was like tucking in, like rap performances between a full
time w B schedule. He was like trying to do both. If you
remember an oh five it came out with the album and uh that was five,
Yes, all right, that's why. And he'd already transl I was
gonna say, I was gonna say another fucking thing that you didn't. I
didn't come along with you, for fuck's sake, Well, yeah, it
might just be that. I, hey, did you do you know what?
When did you do that article? By the way, I did it
in two thousand and four, when before WrestleMania, though, you said,
right, yeah, I was saying maybe if it was fall I was gone.
I was in la But yeah, it could have been. I took
a long time to turn that around because oh, of a series of different
things. But if you talk to him though, and before WrestleMania, then
him, I definitely did. Yeah, it might have been falling. Actually
I don't remember. Um, So, somebody I'm gonna say about the rap
concert now, I already forgot. I'm sorry, I don't know. It's
he had already switched his music over. It's all right, the current theme,
and uh, in the middle of the concert, he goes kick at
old school like he said something like only real ones know what this is,
and they hit the music and he had just had that music like three months
ago, and he's acting like it's this throwback track, the original about the
economics, and so you think you're untouchable. I don't like this guy in
the Robert Patrick entourage. Here, this Jathan Coachman guy. He's kind,
he's trouble. I didn't She's always freaking out and I don't understand that why
I'm supposed to care about this guy? Oh killed the other guy Robert Patrick's
greatest decision. What about? Oh my god, what he's wearing two is
so two thousand four, Like with the the the black pinstripe shirt and the
black I mean he's first of all, he's wearing all black and fucking uh
South Carolina. That's smart. The gator, several gators Aaron McElroy is this
guy's name. There aren't crocodiles. Are gators me more the carcass of wherever
that big character was? What do you got? Yeah, they're scary motherfuckers.
Oh yeah, alligators crocodiles. Yeah about it. I had a friend
who um, a friend who lives in Orlando, and he took a picture
one time of one that was just outside like his communities lagoon like okay,
no, like snatching kids at Disney World. Oh yeah, exactly. Oh.
I saw disturbing one one time a video of a just like a dog
running on the beach and this gator just snatched it. Oh, like a
whole dog Like gone, I mean you gotta imagine too. I mean that
is that they have a such a forceful bite. It was like a yelp.
It was such an unsettling sound. What do you get there, Sena,
This fucking arms man, he's like exploding blood. Yeah, there's something
about that, like two thousands guys in their twenties, ww musculature, Like
remember Randy Orton in the mid two thousands, so gassed such a thick necked,
so bloated, you know what I mean? But he but he wasn't.
He wasn't ever on the juice though, right sea? Was he?
Well? I mean, I don't know what to say, because he always
it was always been through this hundred times. He's got he had a great
stock answer for it. Certainly never been flagged for wellness or anything like that.
Yeah, name has never come up on pharmacy lists. He was mentioned.
If you remember when we did Bigger, Faster or Stronger, and we
got to the point where there was those text messages that have been leaked by
that bodybuilding YouTuber guy that was gonna claimed he had dirt on Roman Reigns.
Oh yeah, yeah. When you went through all those files, you did
see like back and forth about getting stuff to the rock and John Cena anyway,
but you if you go back to the UPW connection in that California scene
where Mike Bell's from, makes some sense. Yes, yeah, well now
scene has been able to avoid that because I remember asking him about it and
he said, my whole life, I've been dealing with people assuming I was
on steroids because of my genetics, and you get the whole answer. All
the power to him, Yeah, which basically means no diamonds, no splin,
no nothing. Is Robert Patrick talking to you right now. Plans change,
some accomplice, Uh huh second plans of change, yeah you know,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Order has been approved and the sports packing awesome.
Getting a call about fucking TV service? Does it come with t VO?
Oh my god, I'll take it back to the two thousands recording things
in the lowest quality possible could fit three hundred recordings of Uh. But you
know I never had a t VO. I did, I know? I
know you did. I remember two of them. I think, Oh my
god, I had huh to be able to like download from one to the
other. Oh could you really? Yeah? That's amazing. Took forever though,
wasn't instantaneous. They could to sit there and wait as could you get
them off the t VO way and put them on what I like, I
don't know. I guess you people don't do that. Back didn't do it,
but file seemed you could have. I don't know. I was wish
you could do that with the DVR, but you can't because I could never
do it without doing all the crazy ass hacking and ship you know, side
isn't right? The marine all right, Sir Robert Patrick has Kelly Carlson still
in captivity over the rest of his his goons and they're walking through some rainforest.
Fucking Rambo music right. Don Davis, by the way, the composer
for this movie. Okay, did did the music for the Matrix movies?
Wow? Really? Don Davis? Yeah, he's got a very I like
Don Davis. It's it's a very a very violent horn section A lot of
the time, Like especially I think of the Matrix, it's always has like
blaring trumpets like Vince McMahon, a very violent horn section. I do a
very violent horn section. It's very horny. Exactly. Oh, here comes
the guy, the black guy in the movie that has to make the jokes
about everything what brothers go through and no one else does except he said no,
no brothers in delivering it. Though that's true, I haven't. No,
It's just a bunch of fucking white guys at the whole point. Yeah.
Yeah, it's always that like Imber, like the the rom coms of
the two thousands, that was a character. There's also always like them.
The girlfriend of the main girl character who was like single and happy, single
and right and was always was always just invested in in the main the main
girls dates. He's right, like she would level whether and tell her the
things she needed to hear, right and then order to Chinese take out right
because it's in New York and blah blah blah right ah fuck, it's he
doing Robert Patrick's trent to. He's fucking her, but what does he want
her to do? Though, Kelly Carlson, I forget what happens here.
I think he was talking about how he would love to fuck her, but
he's dating the other girl. Oh I see something like that. I can't
cut anna over there. I thought he was telling her to tongue her ass.
Oh yeah, I did suggest that, but it was um it was
frowned upon. Did we get that AG thirteen rating. It's looking for it
here right. I got seen them making himself a star. John cena Is
is the Mariner cat not the Mariner. What oh? How about the man
fucking Ricardo Arona s box fighter from Pride. It was like the Brazilian version
of King Kong. Bundy a world class told you, I told you,
not a cop. So he just says, takes a huge shot across the
back. Brother. He's been knocked out cold several times in this time.
He's not a very good marine. I can see why he was discharged.
If the quality of the marine is measured by how many times he gets knocked
out cold in the middle of battle, he's definitely among the worst. He
is, for sure. H Van Buren. There's nothing more Hollywood or just
movies than like people like in the middle of incredibly intense physical scenes, but
they're fully decked out in the suit the whole time. You know, oh,
I know, why would a guy engaged in this line of work that
Robert Patrick is in being that full suit log It's not like, um,
they watch that show Ray Donovan and Showtime. Yeah, It's like he's always
like impeccably dressed and all he's doing it's fighting and battling and brawling. It's
like, why is he dressing? Yeah, well you gotta, you gotta.
It's a cool thing. You look cool. Yep, all right,
that's the deal. You look you look fucking cool. The marine he's in
the chair roped up. Yeah, he's gonna get beheaded now. Yeah,
here we go. Seena coming too. It's a right cross. It's a
guy who can't stand him on ww. He's such not a fan of John
Cena apparently that Ah if that was a cop, I have a badge.
I'm an actor. If I'm just an entertainer, I'm just an entertainer.
I'm just here to entertaining you guys. Yeah, but the hazards are real,
bro, we know that. Yeah, choppers or jobbers. Bundy going
with that five count, you're right attracting my GPS right now, brother,
I've seen it. Decides to say, brother, brother, what what are
you doing? Dude? What? Why? WHOA that looks like it wouldn't
hurt tossed himself, will put up in the chair jumping spinkame as he gets
free. What his fucking xpot at this fucking he's doing choreography. Oo oh,
that was a fine shoulder he yea was ye the wrestling ring, right
hands, right blocks, you're going at it with the bald. Seriously,
all these fucking whoa, that's a power mom, like a Falloway power mom.
Seen it goes to the table, kicks off his back. All these
fucking cuts, all these cuts. Yeah, Kevin Dunn movie. That would
like a load bearing uh bam there. I think that the building should be
collapsing, yes from that, but yeah, uh so. Kids, if
you ever hog tied to a chair and taking the hostage, just jump up
in the air and fall down the chair a spin, do a spin in
the air and liwn your back. You'll somehow, you promise you it won't
hurt. So that's what hul cogans. You're done that in one of his
movies, absolutely Broller the Marine. That's right, John Cena is the marine
in the Marine the movie coming soon to a marine base near you. Do
do do? Didn't do? Didn't do? Do? Do? Do?
Didn't He spotted him? Look at him. I was holding his girlfriend hostage.
What you doing? Man? This is too like during that period of
like in the in the in the mid two thousands, where everything was just
like the color correction for films was so insanely saturated interesting, like look at
like everyone's glowing, you know, like there was such a weird like orange
tint to everything, and everything everyone glistened, you know, and not in
like a gross sweaty way. They just everyone the way of making everyone glistening.
Point I didn't know that was a thing. Like a period of time
just was a look of the time. Just remember a lot of movies had
that look, like you don't see that now a lot of times nowadays,
lighting is so it's like almost uncomfortably natural now, like they do crazy light
setups that are so like I think of I think in my time, and
I know this is specific for this show, but I think of when I
did Orange of the New Black and they just did one lighting setup. Like
I remember being on different sets in the day and it's like every every every
setup like you you could do anything you wanted. Basically they lit the set
for the whole day and was like you didn't really move around anything or minimal
moving around stuff. But I remember back in the day it was like everyone
was moving around lights all over the place to create you know, when you
change sides and stuff like that. But right again, it created this creates
a more natural look. But down here, I mean, look, it's
very stylized. You know, look at the certain the light on on uh
Robert Patrick's face during these shots is definitely reflected. It's not like from a
light itself, like there's somebody holding a reflector that the light is bouncing off
and creating that that warmth, that warmth to it. You know, like
it's just it's so crazy, like there really is a a like, uh,
what was ever popular back in the time period? You know, yeah,
yeah, you're right, as I look at it, it is very
you can always tell decades by looking at films. Oh absolutely, I don't
know how, but just there's something about like the technology and the time and
the taste that just yeah, I always know when something I'm watching was made
in the nineties, always yep, yep, and and well and also like
it's interesting too because they're there are two different periods of the nineties too.
They're you know, the early to mid nineties the mid to late nineties,
which were very very different styles. Um because like the early the early to
mid nineties still had leftover eighties stuff, so it was very flat on screen.
There wasn't really dramatic lighting. But then by the late nineties it was
starting to become more like this where there were harsher shadows. It was very
dramatic and and whatnot. And uh, it's interesting what it's become now.
Like everyone's very you know, everyone everything, everything's like HD shutting an iPhone,
right, but like it's it's like wide shots. It's like it's it's
very different. Um, it's just so interesting how it's done now, Like,
you know, you don't get a lot of this kind of lighting in
here. It's very it's very dark natural Roller Sky turning on Eastern the generator,
you have power and whatever little bar Robert Patrick has taken his captive cool
all right. Scene is somewhere Roller what seen comes burst into the wall and
tackles Ellen McElroy. Oh, We'll drove a knife into his gut backway,
kicks him off, takes out the clock like Aaron Anderson, what hey?
Kick monkey flips seeing a backup, takes a right cross, backs up,
lands one of his own. Come on, reff rice are flying here,
downtown rights Memphis rights oh oh mcawoy jabs him with the no one, No
one hears this from the inside. Huh. Sena, he's not a good
fighter. He's always on the He got him, he got him, stabs
him right in the stomach with that knife. That's it, McIlroy, Sena
will stable. Motherfucker's right. I mean he's from the streets. He's from
the you know, the mean streets of West Newbury. Think Miller Light paid
for that glass beer cut away? I would say absolutely, Miller like definitely
forked over some cash for this flick. But that logo very prominently in that
scene. Definitely shot by a guy who knows how to direct commercials, maybe
even award winning commercials, right, multiple national campaigns. Superb creative, It's
exactly correct. I should be the name of a company probably was superb creative.
Oh we got Puss the phone inside the fucking bikini another one of Robert
Patrick's paramore's. Yeah, someone's walking around the junkyard without fuck it's fucking film
student here. Yeah. Actually, I think I think I worked on that
guy's set one time. It's with Emerson. I don't know what making this
up as I go. This is a The guy at the body shop is
Robert Patrick's co conspirator in the John Cena's eaves dropping on the calls. We're
going to Phoenix. Yeah, going to Phoenix with what's his face to see
John Cena wrestle with Robert Patrick. Yeah, Robert Patrick looking to see John
Sen arrest. Yeah, I get tickets for WrestleMania WrestleMania twenty six. She
looks Australian to me, I know it's the Brinette yep, Abigail Bianca.
Why So said? Why So said, She's from Sydney. How say,
I always find that weird? How I can tell? Maybe maybe I can't.
I just happen to know, with the benefit of hindsight, when someone
looks Australian particularly, well, I think I think people look like where they're
from sometimes, you know, sometimes it's very easy to to figure it out.
Yeah. Again, like the guy, like the guy who who plays
the cop, the investigator, he does not look American at all. He
looks definitely looks Australian, right, they definitely, they definitely got some fucking
tax credits there. I'm that guy right, high local talent in order to
qualify. And that guy is too. I mean I heard him speak and
I could hear it the accent or the dialect. Rather, accents are different
than dialects, right. A dialect revolves around the actual like a country,
yes, and the accent is the specific region. So I'd say you're doing
an Australian dialect with a with a Queensland accent. If that's the hell it
is. I have no idea, but that's what it would be like.
You do a British dialect with a Cockney accent or a yep whatever. Right,
seen it with the backhand handhand combat now again right, cross drops.
I guess this fight was pretty intense. I have oh kurbstomp. I'll say,
if they're going hard, yea, they went hard. He got Sena
says he got hit quite a few times. Oh oh, it's an investigator
friend, foe uptairs friend. This guy thinks he's David Strathing. Yeah,
you don't know what you're walking into. It's only a matter of time before
they realize these two are coming back. I gotta do something, and I
gotta do it now. He's gonna take a deuced hopefully. I gotta douce
it. I gotta duce it now. Brother Kelly Carlson's making a run.
Oh oh wow. Oh she goes for the kick. Oh trip, oh
face first damn Australian girl and uh yeah, Kelly Carlson mixing it up in
the duck in the dirt here backhands fly, big knee lift Carson. Uh,
Australian girl pulls a gun and seen it as a forward roll. Oh
this just gets better and better. Put it down, all right, all
right? So uh investigator guy Robert Patrick to put his pistol down. And
I don't what you do with him. I just want my wife. Oh
he's not gonna do anything to me. Other he'll turn kind of Oh stolen
diamonds because that's what he's after. Oh, cut it, cut his cut.
Huh dropped cops and crack rocks. Just take a second. Let that
sink in. Yeah, you got the gun pointed at John see in his
head? Does this motherfucker world word life, motherfucker. I know our last
deal didn't work out too well, but I don't want him to make a
new one. I tried, fucking I mean, he he is the epitome
right now in this movie of you know, action movies are only as good
as your villain, right you know, he's just sitting here. Hello,
My name is Robert Patrick. My middle name is Ham, all right,
and I am hungry for scenery, scenery, for John scenery. See he
made a quick move, duck behind the investigator, snatched up his arms.
Bullets are flying jumps behind a bar. But oh my god, walking away
shooting behind him. Look, by Robert Patrick, is all that shit on
Sina debris? Yes, a marine showed up. Oh, there's always something
to shoot that. Here we go, here we go. Wait, far
tank goes up, goes up, the blast of the window, fucking diving
like an Olympic diver through that window. It's like the sixth fucking mushroom cloud
in this movie. But the slow mo with the hair, the flames behind
them. She she has, I mean, she has been concerned about the
death of her husband so many times. He's been in so many explosions.
Today, I know it's all of them one day. By the way,
this is still one day. So much destruction. Yeah, can you imagine
if it's much destruction happened in one day in one place. Yeah, they
find him, it's what are the choppers in the air, and there's there's
like there's more destruction in this than well, not more. I should say,
but there's a signal. There's almost as much destruction as nine to eleven
here. Yeah, different locations. So Robert Patrick called the outmate, he'll
move, and knocked out Kelly Carlson with a punch and stuffed her in the
trunk and took off. The scene. Is getting hassled for being in the
water. Man, not much of a choice there, officer. I don't
know if you notice the fucking building just blue zone. Yeah, come on,
this is a wetlands here, your motherfucker. Yeah, he's just an
environmental cop. He's got different statutes to enforce. He can't be worried about
laws against blowing buildings up. It's gonna make sure you don't swim past the
red line for your safety. No one cares that fucking shut up the right
to remain silent. Sent her arrest for being in the water. Oh see,
it turns into a food You are armbar, you're a clown yep,
And then cuffs up this police officer and takes his gun like explaining that to
the chief serve and protect here. Look at that. Yeah, Albert Patrick's
paramour admiring the diamond. I'm sure out of many they've hoisted the course of
the film. Oh, here we go. Oh yeah, it's climbing on
him. He's driving. Hold on, Robert. Don't you know they only
want to kiss when you don't want him too? Yeah, man, oh
my god, what's the matter. Don't you trust me anymore? No doubt.
You gotta get rid of this car. Okay, we're gonna get rid
of this car. While we're driving car. It's our only way out of
the fucking Amazon. But okay, we're gonna got rid of this car.
It's a change in tune. Boom boom, boom. I had a lot
lunch at the waffle house in nineteen eighty six. Now, yeah, he's
wrestler Trevor Murdoch. Oh my god, Trevor Murdoch. Yeah, they're just
gonna hitchhike. Yeah. I don't think Abigail Bianca is gonna have any trouble
getting picked up. Yeah, I agree. Is that Dick the bruiser over
Rice Truck Donkeys? Truck? Wrestling fans have been tricked again. That guy
was a wrestling fan, is what you're saying. Seen it took the police
boat and he's flying Gray Summer, John Cena, John Senna. Oh,
fuck, I haven't heard that dark cack A little long time, very normal,
definitely not ready to slit your fucking throat a moment's Noticeabatric drives for the
shoulder ship. That's a sound ev faded black. Next year your night is
still driving the boat. John Triton to drive the boat comes upon what so
Robert Patrick has taken the truck with the prisoner back to read his marina,
which I believe is where we find our hero. You say, read to
Chatterton. Oh comment ah Sina detects action and takes off. Wow, Kelly
Carlson just made a big move for Patrick, trying to derail him. He's
gonna blow up to I've never seen to leaves his feet. I'm expecting an
explosion in this movie. Oh Sea with the leap of faith and lands on
the eighteen whaler that Robert Patrick is driving. Would you say he's driving a
vehicle, I would say that he's driving a semi semi vehicle. Correct.
Now he opens the door while in motion, the tosses Holy shit, fucking
bloodstained diamonds. He just tossed Abigail Beyond out of the passenger side. Patrick
tries to take a shot, but Carlson cuts it off back hen since Carlson
Vaccina still hanging in the open passenger side door of this truck. She's fucking
she's insane, screaming it's the move here. Robert oh rams scene into a
guard shack that Scena hangs onto deer. It's over. Another explosion in coming.
I reckon seeing it, taking big time punishment. Refusing to fall off
the truck. He goes, there's an explosion. I knew it was coming.
I gotta gamble on these things, man, I know. Seriously,
here is again the log slow Patrick throws himself out of the moving truck,
sending Carlson to our shirt demise, but seen as on the hop able to
race along with the trucks. It's fine. I think she sends the truck
into a fucking chemical facility. Always a movie like this, there's always yeah,
they always go to someplace. There's always a cache of explosives. Also,
I think the truck would have blown up. I think she'd be dead.
Sorry, Yeah, it's just surrounded by wall fire. Right now,
seeing it's his legs, Captain Flow, he did a full uh. It's
like a wrestling school bump there. Yeah, yeah, the forward roll thing.
Oh, Carlson crashes through the building and lands in the water. She's
still alive, can you believe it? She may drown though. Climactic showdown
between Robert Patrick and Johnson. The scene A ducts the gimmick shot right to
the gup sentiment of the post tackle oh right left cross there by seeing a
lands remember clinch against the knee lifts by Robert Patricks flow since Patrick crashing to
the ground, fiery debris rains down on our hero, seeing us selling like
like Steve Austin a wrestling maybe thirteen even against fucking you manga right right,
yeah, yeah, look at this scene. It can barely stand in.
Robert Patrick landing cheap shots. Oh oh, the sledge hammer that's gonna be
game. Sledge hammer to the ribs of John Cena, just like in pro
wrestling, they dropped the weapon that did all the damage and never cursed them
to use it twice. It's a fucking chainsaw. This has seen a couple
of times seen using a wrench, big fucking wrench to block the chainsaw blade,
but it's actually ah chainsaw's gone left blocked right hands by Sena big punches
to the gut I've seen to work in the bodies. Well, I'm sorry,
no one could survive this many fucking punches up and the fire falls.
Ye movies, there's always barrels that are ready to see that the perfect god
gold metal dive out of the water with the explosion behind him. What do
you know? Swim's right up to the truck. But Carol Kelly Carlson is
she looks dead. It's trapped in the submerged vehicle. She appears to be
lifeless. And where is a submerged vehicle? Brother? Can you can you
explain? Please? I need what whop? Brother Seene is going to break
the pipe that Carlson has handcuffed too good? Power power w I thought that
same thing when I said that chest compressions. Now from the doctor of he's
a doctor of actual medicine at this point, the doctor of resuscitation. Now
he's not even doing You can tell he's not doing it. Just keep blowing
up. Happy to touch your tits right now, I think that's what it's
happy to do. Hands on the tits. He loves it. I've seen
it breaks down in tears over her corpse. That's right, holds her in
an embrace. It's it over the fans, it's over. Ially she lets
a cough out and they hit the music. The women's the fucking McKenzie's island
music. Pretty much. All of a sudden, we're having this tender moment.
Oh, it's that's Titanic music. Sounds like whoa shit fucking shard black.
But he's still using the chain. What shea hiptosses him with the chain
and gangs his head off. Wow, fucking wrenches his neck and the cops
are here. I was the chain round his neck? Geez Mark said,
joke's gonna have that last joke, little fuck. I hate that so much,
blames as he makes out with her. I love how now he's convinced.
He Robert Patrick. Ladies and Gentlemen, the award winning John Benito screenplay,
Michelle Gallagher and Alan McElroy. Did I say an award winning episode of
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