Revisiting WWF RAW 1998 Choppy Choppy Your Pee Pee, The Rock & Owen Hart vs Undertaker & Stone Cold, WWF Brawl 4 All Tournament

Dude, boys are bad. Welcome you a Deadline Podcast, episode number two
hundred and seventeen. Holy is that true? Are you sure I'm looking I'm
logging on now. I don't have seen too much fuck up. James had
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with them on this one. Man. Yeah, I just want to know
you were so worried about that was a great intro. JA don't like I'll
tell you this. I was for the first time touring seventeen episodes. I
was scared to do the Boys are back in town because he thought was like
yeah, like yeah, and we apologize with the ship being a little bit
late. This week, I've been a little sick. I don't even know
how I post nasal drip. Thankfully I didn't have fucking COVID, but I
had some sort of fucking just head cold. I think it's fucked my voice.
I never really even felt bad. I just my voice was just destroyed.
He was hanging out with me and I made sure to get him sick
so he comes to the show. I just want to tell thank you,
thank you. This guy was looking at me above my face, spitting into
my mouth like a cold drip coming down. Not what happened, but what
probably didn'tman, was the two Am pizza hut that we had. She was
good as personal, terrible am pizza. It was rack personal pan, okay,
personal pan, all right, but and they delivered to it was like
I couldn't believe they were still up. Yeah, yeah, it's amazy.
We could talk a little deep dub too. But back James from the episode,
you didn't miss any shows, but just like it's going to be.
Yeah, man, we got a we got a killer episode for you today.
We're going back in time. I believe it was nineteen ninety eight,
August third Raw, the Choppy Choppy Pepe episode where the biggest piece of ship
of all time gets his No. The Yamagucci family is a good family.
Yeah, verifying family every day. Okay, have a different opinion, but
family is fine. They chopping peep so that's good. Lot a job to
do, Tony, and they fucking did it, you know what. I
respect that. Uh, And then Valvenus makes it weird. It wasn't weird
until Valvin has made it weird, right, it got weird? Yeah,
I mean listen, I'm all for the Anti Valvenus, but I don't know
if we're on the same Patriots this time. Boys, we'll talk about it
when we get Before we get into that, so we're gonna talk about the
delock updates, which is watch this on the Patreon. Jula the Butcher died
and came back to life into Electric Share in w CW. It's the Chamber
of Horrors match from I believe nineteen ninety one Halloween Havocs. So appropriate for
the times as it is Halloween time. Yeah, it's Team Abdullah the Butcher
against what team like staying it was team Abdulla the Butcher wasn't in my mind.
He's the leader, like team like pat Is Jack or something. Most
importantly though, which okay, so when I put hosted the episode, I
had completely forgot about the match. We watched two matches on that episode,
and the second match is unbelievable, which is Big Josh and was it p
and News By the way, sorry, An takes on Creature one and two
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Maybe I heard you on the same beat rightly style. All right, let's
get into Monday Night Raw August third, nineteen ninety eight. Right, Usually
we do ninety nine or two thousand or something, or it feels weird ninety
eight because when I was looking up the observers, I almost started reading the
ones for ninety nine, and I said, this isn't right. Eight things
are not not as polished as as ninety nine for them open their ass.
Yeah, yeah, so trying to figure it out. How fuck do we
beat these guys type shit and I ventures a book and as strong in this
episode. Let me tell you, dude, that boys telling stories. That
boy is telling this story every single person. Well, before we get to
the episode, let's look at the Wrestling Observer newsletter for August third, nineteen
ninety eight. I thought this was a funny one here in New Japan News,
Kichi Muto's knees continue to bother him after getting operations recently on both of
them Weekly fight this past week, speculator that Muto is actually having to contemplate
retiring from the ring because of all his knee damage. This is nineteen ninety
eight. Yeah, this isn't better. The great mood better some Pali Russells
thirty years after. Yeah, I mean he's got companies to carry Okay,
you know someoney's got it right. In ECW news, it was too late
to change the show, but if the WWF Sunday Night seven PM deal becomes
permanent, ECW would likely move future payper news to eight PM. The debut
of Sunday Night Heat is going to hurt this by right a little. Which
is crazy to think that there was ever a time where WWF Heat was a
competition for head. He god damn thing crazy the first episode. I guess
you know, people they cared. We reviewed the first episode. I'm pretty
sure, right, yeah, we did. We did Shane with the ladies.
Then w was also hurt when Direct TV moved the show from its primetime
pay per view channel, which cuts down greatly on potential universe on satellite.
So e c W ninety eight is already looking grim here. Yeah, Sunday
that he comes along. I'm done that. A Court of Appeals judge in
Revere, Massachusetts, after hearing testimony from Eric and Steve Kulas and Jerome Young
aka New Jack, ordered New Jack to be arraigned on eight five and ruled
there was enough evidence to turn it over to the grand jury. This is,
of course, about the mass transit incident where New Jack may or may
not have tried to kill a man at an ECW house speculative I would not
prove. I think my man was allegedly of course, yes, of course
that's the New Jack would be indicted on an assault with intent to commit bally
harm charge from the November ninety six slashing of the forehead of cool Ass and
what was thought of the single sickest moment in recent proisling history. I don't
think that's what melts are meant. Oh, okay, okay, So we
don't like running raizor no more. I know we were in that sort of
business. Okay, sorry, we're bringing it back, brother. Don't you
worried about that? A previous judge had ruled against indicting Nujack due to the
weirdness of prosecuting a case where the alleged assault took place within the confines of
a pro wrestling match. It's not like everybody got worked here, honestly.
Yeah, I think was in on it. I little lucky to the judge
asked. Paul Hayman and Tommy Drumider appeared, but they both know showed because
it wasn't mandatory. Yeah, they were not taking the stand. He's about
to kick their ass? Are you kidding? All hands on deck? He
run outside of the business. Well, James, police want to be run
out of the misses the stairs Tiger singing a kill boss it We're done on
the show Broys. They did try to, you know, salvage the fucking
few they had with heat here is. But that goddamn Direct TV is really
messing up their plans for powers That beat Tony right if he was told to
take out of its pay per view pregame show a line delivered by Francine where
she said that she would be as close to nude as legally possible on the
pay per view take that out. Yeah, I thought so too, and
Elsa writes, I believe she was going to wear a revealing evening gown anyway.
It's okay to be almost nude on pay per view if it's w F,
but if it's ECW, it's not even okay to talk about it.
And goddamn he spit he is. Yeah, we saw Jacqueline's boobs that one
time, dude. Yeah, I gotta yeah, I gotta yeah. We've
seen seen that multiple times actually, yeah, which is crazy crazy, Well,
they didn't talk about it. We're gonna tell us it was crazy.
You know what's crazy about that? It's like I saw that in six p
like when I was young, like on like nothing. Yeah. These James,
by the way, they don't know about peas right now, dude,
I might as well watched that show my watch. You know, that's how
bad it probably was then. And like I have also seen it thirty years
later as a grown ass man at like every week at seven thousand, every
day I overdowe my computer for some reason, that shit launches on Microsoft fucking
Edge straight into that video. God bless her, though, man, God
God bless ian. Legendary moment in w F history for sure from The Observer
August tenth, nineteen ninety eight and UFC News and what would what could prove
to be the fatal blow for the UFC. Youers choice this past week decided
to stop carrying all future events. So this is uh for UFC. So
this is when they're going underground. I believe this is like when they're about
to die. Uh. And then a very bald man comes by changes the
whole fucking thing. It's very bald then and now legendarily historically in East w
News, Salmon apparently quit the promotion on August fourth in the Yeah in a
dispute over his pay tony at the pay that the first of the history of
ever. What's the problem now, Well, he's going to get paid now.
I think he's coming back from w c W. Right, so he's
a different guy. He's got weekly checks at that point as the uh,
the the and all the money and yeah, there's spoiled rotten little bast right,
what are angle? That's cannon to me. By the way, it's
non canon, just so everybody knows that it's definitely towards Raven's career and we
ignore that that scanned. Yeah, and that's definitely Canyon. That was also
there, brother, brother Mortis, sorry, brother Mortis. Maybe in the
e W version, brother was there in the mansion. Dude, Mortis is
not getting paid by e c W. So I don't know, bro,
nobody's getting paid by e c W. Wells and Sandman. It was uh
sense here. By the end of the day, it was apparent that this
was a negotiating ploy by the Sandman. As the story goes, he was
claiming to be under the impression that he was going to be part of the
highest paid tier on the show and found out that others were earning more than
he was and basically quit. In an internet story, who the fuck could
have been getting paid more than Sandman? It used to be Raven crazy dream
Dreamer probably never got paid. Hey, Salmon, I'll get paid more than
you what it was probably one of the Paul Hayman admitted Salmon wasn't the highest
paid wrestler when it comes to pay per view bonus bonuses, but said that
was never part of his agreement, but that he was the highest paid wrestler
in the company when it came the weekly guarantee. His Easy to Be contract
expired over the weekend and he was looking for a raise from his deal,
which called for three thousand dollars per week, plus bonuses which rained from four
thousand and seven five hundred for pay per view shows hour and a week.
Wow, I'm surprised Paul didn't say, like, ah, you know,
man, we got to you know, we got to pay the rights to
your song and all that at the top. Why would he start telling the
truth? Now? What are you doing, Paul? What's going on Sunday
night? He's gone frazzled. I mean breathing down his neck with the letters
run it up on his that's crazy. Vader's got his last match ever coming
up here against Edge. Steve Blackman is really running up on Paul. You
were to figure it out quick Shane McMahon fucking making Joey Styles look like an
amateur bro It's tough. Last piece of news here is actually also about the
Sandman, so we get the little continuation of this one from The Observer August
seventeenth, nineteen ninety eight. The game continues to be played in the Sandman
situation. As of press time, Sandman had not signed a new deal.
Over the weekend, Paul Hayman had Sandman do a three minute job at the
East of the Arena to just incredible right there start, which he ended up
being beaten up and left laying after being beaten with his own cane, and
then another quick job in Trenton, New Jersey to just incredible career. That's
crazy. This either could be the start of a new program, be forgotten,
or be used as Sandman's swan song. The game Hayman is playing is
to get the word out everywhere that he would use the money Sandman is being
paid to try and buy out the contract of Crisp and Wall from w CW.
Wow. That was interesting. Never heard that before. I heard that
either. No, yeah, I didn't even know that was in the books
period. It probably wasn't. Yeah, no way, Raven total ma.
He just told him that, so they he'd readin The Observer and say,
go, damn, I really do need to re sign. Uh yeah,
Dudey're gonna get christ But yeah, he's playing the game here man. Yeah
awesome. Well Samon obviously stays so. I mean, and I know everybody
E c w's reading the goddamn Server. Ye hell yeah. Well that's it
for the Wrestling Observer. Now it's time to talk about w b Rawl August
third, nineteen ninety eight. All right, let's actually dive deep into this
raw. Let's going in raw a second. They called me Stephen Larson just
the one step he shout out to those guys. That's awesome. That was
very nice. Yeah, I don't know who. Somebody tweeted us a video
of Stephen Larson talking about Deadlock on their show going in raw. Would you
got if you guys keep up with the current product and stuff. They talk
about all of that ship like and we recommend them. Yeah, absolutely,
they're very cool. There's just one guy, Steven Larson a very good and
don't worry about it. It's you know, just like al that's the whole
thing. You have to like watch the show to understand it. It's like
into the show, so if you watch it, you would understand it.
No, kind of like Raven is can't. It's kind of one and the
same. Yeah, one of them is can Well maybe anyways, let's talk
about it. Don't have raw, dude. I love the warehouse intro.
Big fan of warehouse intro. I don't know if there's any lore to the
warehouse intro where Austin and Said and Undertaker Brett are all fighting in a warehouse
inverno marriage. I do love it. Yeah, I think it's very cool.
And I also I think it's cool that there's no code open or anything.
It's like, here's the fucking intro of the show where here yea,
yeah, they're shooting fireworks into a warehouse houses even a loud. We're in
the same Diego Sports Arena, sold out, Tonight's undertakers stone Cold defending the
tag titles against the old talking to Hart of the Nation of Domination. No
match on ruck, Oh, I promise you, Tony. I treated just
like a watching watching it very thoroughly. Also, apparently they said this at
the top, and now I'm only just realizing that they said this at the
top because I wrote it. Sable apparently has a big surprise for us on
this show. Am I insane? She did not? They have it?
I guess like back in the day you could just lie crazy. Yeah,
like I forgot. If I hadn't written it, writtens down, I wouldn't
remember what it was. Is it something you can tell me later or no?
Well yeah, because check out this picture. It wasn't a bikini.
It was hands. Oh wait, is that what it is? No?
No, no, there was a match. Okay, so there was a
match that opened the show that wasn't on this show. Uh. It was
Mark marri versus Golga and I know that it was good too. They cut
it because fuck the Oddities and fun I c P were not licensing their songs.
They just got the whole Madge's it's on the real broadcast, just not
on Peacock yeah, because they were like, we're not paying for yeah,
but they didn't. So it was Mark Merrow with Jacqueline and Golga with Sable
and the audiototropically great match. It sounds like Sable, well she's in there,
she's she's managed Golg Like, that's crazy. We haven't been sable surprise.
But it's like a match Mark Merrow and it's like, what about whatever
play we can play? Didn't license it. They just fucking cut. But
I swear that we've seen the oddities before, right, we've heard that.
Yeah, we have talked about They just said Mark Merland hate you. They
just took it out Mark Merrill Man like that. Yeah, they' said no
way Man, not today. Gold get ripped off Jacquelin's top. It's probably
I gotta give up right here. You start the show with the Nation of
Domination town Hall. You smell the Rock is cooking. Uh dude, this
is a crazy group of guys here, Rock, Dilo and Mark Henry all
come out tauntmen this. It's like, well he's my favorite white boy first
off. Second off, WWE's aura here is so much different than ninety nine,
Like it is, like it's it's funny that they call this show raw,
right because like, right, it is a it's a very raw presentation.
Like they got the goddamn black bearricage just regular barricades. Yeah, it's
way more raw than it it becomes. Yeah, it's very much a wrestling
show that's being stream live on TV. It's not a WWE production just yet,
so with like, yeah, it feels awesome. It almost from minds
me. Like like when aw very first started on TV, very very first
started, I was like, shit, this is cool because this is like
just a wrestling show that's like happening on TV. As time goes on,
they get their own production style, it becomes an aw production, you know
what I mean. But like during this raw, that's what I felt like
when we tuned in, like and all that entrance is super like super normal
everything. You know, they're just coming out. Yeah, they're just coming
out. It's like the stars carried the show, like the Rock being there
was a big deal, Undertaker being there, was Steve Boston. They didn't
come for the production, right, they came for Steve Boston and the Rock
and the undertaking because they were like super dude, it was fun. I
mean, you're exactly right. Feel it's so weird how different it feels just
from like six months after this. Yeah, it definitely it definitely changes.
And I'm not saying it's bad. I enjoy ninety especially nine nine two thousand
sous one. That's just awesome, But like there's something very and I don't
mean to say it, but it's raw. We're going in raw? How
about that? Oh my god, d loo Brown's bob and is that fucking
crazy? It's awesome. Champion European Champion. Yes, Rock is intercontinental champion
with the purple strap, which is all you like that jams the purple strap
on the belt? Can you do? I like the I just like the
Oval in general. Actually this is the w w F not scratch Logo Intercondinental
Championship, so it's a little bit different, okay, but I I am
a big fan of the Oval belt. Yeah. I think it's cool because
like it's pretty unique in the way that it is. It's a very skinny
like belt and the globes all squish, it's got the it's still got the
ribbons and like, yeah, I like this a lot. Are you into
the colored straps its? Really? Actually would? I'd prefer faint, so
I don't think it can really like it's not like it's a dark purple,
so it's like super not in your face, you know. Yeah. Like
in Japan, I think I'm like more of a fan, like you know,
when they have like a red they call like the red belt and star
the belts themselves color. Yeah, yeah, represent the color. Yeah.
The The thing, like I guess with American belts is like usually everyone treats
them like ship. So like if you have like, yeah, they destroy
these belts every day, Stone just just fucking just ship out of it.
Yeah. So like if you have a color shout, the problem is it
looks like ship after like six months. And you know, back in the
day, they didn't change the TV belts that much. Nowadays they have like
forty thousand replicas. Like most of the time, the guys don't even yeah,
they don't even use the real belt on TV most of the time nowadays.
But yeah, so like I think that I like the backing, like
I like Steve Austin would like, yeah, I think that's it's cool,
and like that's a lot easier to maintain too, write sure, so I'd
probably say that the back is like cooler. I did like the blue Stone
Cold one when you had the WF and it did I think it was.
That's right, that's you've belt from me. Steve's on this show thankfully.
That's good. Oh yeah, he's different too, He's so different. Yeah,
The Rock says the entire world is ready to see the Peoples, Champ
and Owen Heart take on the Undertaker and Stone Cold. He says, now,
stone Cold, Steve Boston, dead Man, the Rock knows you're back
there listening. Stone Cold is definitely not in the building yet. He hasn't
shown up. The show just started. He's not shown up till nine.
He says, why wait when we get it done on right now? You
bring your candy asses out here in the Rock and Owen Hart are gonna lay
the smack down on you like you never had the smack laid on you before.
He's trying to find it here. I do like I called it.
He wasn't an undertake. He was saying dead man. He was calling man.
He's like halfway there though, right like he's like real close. Yeah,
he's super close. There's one I think it's right. It's oh,
it's right after this. He fucking like speed runs like all the lines.
He's just he's just talking ship. He's not try to say anything, he's
just talking crazy. Yeah, it's the boys in x YX Live Chat three.
I'm just roasting the Shape. Listen, We're just roasting each other.
Well. The Rock, of of course, calls out Stone Cold and the
Dead man, but out comes Sergeant Slaughter, the commissioner, very large round
ball, ready for he's ready for. The Rock says, I was expecting
to Djebbroni's to walk out. Now here comes the third. The Rock wants
you to go back there, get the tag team titles and bring them out
here because it's a forfeit. And uh, he says, you don't call
the shots. It's the people's champ th Rock. You take you and your
seventy five cent shirt. You go back there and you get the Rock and
Owen Hart's tag team titles. And then he fires off, this is in
succession here, no your role before the Rock lays the smack down on your
candy ass JIBEBRONI just rifles them off. Sergeant Slaughter's head starts spinning old truck
combo. Well, uh, he doesn't go do that because the glass shatters,
and Jarr says, oh my, I that's where it started. Austin
storms to the ring and the jeans and Undertaker is walking behind him with both
tag titles like Stone Could's bitch. That's such a crazy visual. Taker walking
out with the belt and stone Colds music playing. It was like the craziest
thing everyone. I didn't even notice him at first, Tony, I'm like
seeing Stone. He's walking, he's talking, he's got the world title,
and then I just see big ass under behind him struggling again. Well,
Austin gets in the ring and immediately he starts getting his ass kicked by Rock
and Owen Hard. I don't know what he expected. He loved that though.
Austin, like you, didn't even hesitate. He just walked in the
ring on four dudes. That was awesome. I guess he expected Undertaker to
be there with him. But Undertaker is distracted because he turns around, it
is Gane Kane standing on top of the ramp, Big and red O g
Kane. By the way, he's super evil, super evil. Uh,
which even funnier when we talk about the tag match later because it's very strange
Kane story. Paul Barr is there. He's trying to get Kane to go
to the back. Undertaker is confused, but he's slowly following Kane to the
back, and as he does so, Mankind comes down to know where jumps
Undertaker. What a fucking idiot, Undertakers, why don't you go help your
partner here? Bro? Well, either gets his ask by Caine and man
Connor because his Martin. I guess you're right, dude. So Cain or
sorry, Mankind's beating up Undertaker, and Kane keeps like cheesing back and forth
on the ramp to distract the AI stuck in or whatever he is. That's
exactly He's like trying to to just keep following that direction, and Taker keeps
falling for it. Damn ship. So Kane is doing that, U.
Taker a Mankind fight behind a ring shiders, which I don't know what area
the ringsiders is, but that's what j R. Calls it. Austin hits
own with the stunner, Rock is whooping his head. Austin fights back.
They got Austin in the rings shirtless George, no knee races unlocked. It's
like Piccolow, take it off the armor, bro. Yeah, we got
no knee brace on, no shirt. This is fucking fun. Up.
We gotta get your ass and he looks good, dude, dude, he's
like another level here. No knee braces is a scary site, dude.
I don't know, It's unreal, like no knee praises, y'all had no
chest. Undertaker didn't come in the ring. You had that knee prices.
Damn, I didn't know. It's like that. It's on site. Shirts
are pulled up really high. Are you got that to night? Well,
Austin does fight back. It goes for a stunner on Rock, but Rock's
able to powder. Then Austin of course goes outside, grabs a chair,
gets in the ring and starts threatening the Nation with it, and Austin off
Mike says, come here, you shun up a bitch and bring that sung
bitch over, and then it cuts the Rock. Who's you know? The
Nation is backing up off the ramp. It cuts the stone Gold in the
ring, and it's the clearest shot ever of stone Gold just flipping off.
I love that. I love that picture. Yeah, it's so clear,
it's unbelievable. The Nation leave the back and we cut to Jr. And
Jerry Lawler on commentary, who both are stunned, can't believe what just happens.
And you you bet your last bottom dollar a Stone Cold Undertaker will fight
the Rock and owen hard here for the tag titles, the crowd is so
loud, even like for this. In between parts Stone Colds, there this
is the craziest, Like this was like an ending segment in the beginning.
Mm yeah yeah, fucking for realism. Yeah, that's a great way to
put it. Wow. Yeah, And I had to say I love the
rock talking ship and then like Owen Hart also talking a little bit of shit.
He's like kind of like talking shit a little bit like twenty one Jump
Street and you would jump your ass in the crack hotels. I was like
the greatest like wingband here to this thing. It's awesome whatever, Like who
would have thought that Owen in the nation would like work like that's fucking crazy.
Yeah, Oh it was just dynamic. You just do whatever. And
he would give a hundred like there was like any idea they gave this guy,
no matter how stupid it was, right, he'd go out there and
do it to like one hundred percent. The Blue Blazer got over that,
and that doesn't I can't believe that got over at all. They got a
figure of that. That's over God, they've been a figure of the Blue
Blazer. Yeah, I mean that says a credit him. And like having
Austin and Owen Heart working on this show is like pretty fine. Yeah,
yeah, Well I'm gonna fucking drop on his neck. Hey today, ship
to me also on tonight triple its versus X pack. That's what Jerry Lawler
says for the shot at the Intercontinental title at SummerSlam. Uh, they're both
in d X still, but oh my, what's gonna happen. Mister McMahon's
making them tonight, tony unbelievable. That's oh my, oh my. Well,
backstage, Godfather and Scorpio are warming up for what you ask. Well,
it's the brawl for all. Motherfucker. It's j R. Says Scorpio.
The Godfather will hammer each other next. Sorry, fucking guy, Come
on, you guy, do it like that? Well, before this there
was Mark Maron Golga, so that match happened. Oh, Mark Maron Golga
was after that. Sag right, Yes it was here and w she said,
see it as it exists. No, it's probably somewhere. I didn't
look it up. I just was reading about it. I was like,
oh, they didn't want to pay ICP for the thing. Because I was
looking up the valves three minutes by the way, I was looking up the
value. I was going to say, like, why'd they cut it?
And then I found this and somebody's gonna say watch it for watch This is
gonna be a three minute DQ throwout a commercial. It is a three minute
match. You're right, I read it. It's a non finish right or
probably some bullshit. Yeah, speak of Patreon. By the way, James,
we watched the entirety of the Bral for All on Patreon many moons ago.
It was that was awesome. That was GH number thirteen. We watched
it with mister Chris Anchor. That's on patroon dot complast dead luck, PW.
SGH's in a ten dollars tier. Chris never even heard of the Bral
for All. He hasn't heard a fucking muss bitcha short. You get the
fuck out, spot it down, Ndy Yester Bronie. So it's Godfather versus
two Cold Scorpio. In the second round of the Brawl for All, Godfather
in boxing gloves comes out with the hose and these are and when he says
these are some of his finest hose, he was not lying, dude.
I'm pretty sure on SGH thirteen or whatever it was, we said that exactly.
Ship. Yeah, I'm sure is like legendary status. Ho that's her
name. By the way. Her name is blonde Hoe. I'm pretty sure
on that sgh I say, I fall in love with She's fucking crazy high.
Yeah, she's awesome. Even Lolas says. Dan Severn was supposed to
be in this fight, but he has withdrawn from the brawl for all and
Godfather had lost to Dan Severn, so they just put him back in the
bro that's crazy and they JR interviews them well from commentary, he says,
j SHEVN. Why did you withdraw and becuse of Dan Severn backstage in a
big ass suit with his big ass mustache character crazy look, he is square,
Dan Servant says, a man in my stature, I have nothing to
prove, and when I have a score to settle, I will do it.
My hands are not bound. He just didn't like the rules. He
didn't like the rules, and he didn't want to lose. He probably thought
he Scorpio's beat his ass. Scorpio's out here and Godfather gets on the mics.
Hold up, I'm gonna make you an offer. You can't refuse what
I'm gonna do here, and you got your choice of going three rounds in
this ring. No one, I'm gonna whoop your ass, or you could
take three of my finest hoes and spend the night with them. Choices up
to you. Scorpio looks at the crowd for, you know, to help
for his decision. For buddy, why you look at the fucking blond right
here in the room. Well, he decides the fight, and Jerry Lawler
is so fucker is incensed. Bro j says, well, I think Scorpio
made it up his mind he wants to fight, and Jerry Lawler says,
he's fucking loose in his mind. He's about to go beat. Yeah,
it's just like that. Nicely. It was like Scorpio beat eight Ball two
weeks ago in the Bral for All. By the way, one of James's
favorite wrestlers, the eight Oh my god, sands sands tattoos, or at
least that I could see James. Yeah, well he'll get those tattoos.
Don't worry about that. Was he was eight Ball? Was Ron Harris.
By the way, it don't matter, Okay, share the tattoo, right,
okay. So the Bral for All rules for those of you that don't
know, no headbutting, elbowing or kicking, which is fucking pussy bullshit by
the way UFC was had all these available to nobody. Fucking stupid ass target.
I can't elbow, you're asked to. Hell man, if you do
not break when the referee tells you to, you lose five points. You
get five points. If you land the most punches per round, you get
five points for a takedown and ten points for a knockdown. These are the
rules. What that fuck is going on in this turn? Yeah? Yeah,
that sounds awesome and I'm excited. I'm excited to not understand anything and
just wait for the scoreboard to pop up. Watching boxing for real. They
should have had unlimited five minute rows with soccer kicks allowed. People were saying
the UFC two I think they like, like low blowing is allowed, Like
it's just no eye gouging. Yeah, see, this should have been like
that here too, just starting fucking punching your dick. This ship we talked
about kind of like that's if you don't take the hoses, beat your coget
balls into smilery. Oh my god, that'd he's going out of the diket
balls. Crazy man. Godfather might not have one, but diicket balls didn't
either, So like a punching bag five pointed bag. Yeah, it's uh,
James, we talked about this before. I know I talked about this
with you before. How do you feel about a wrestling show that has a
shoot fight just right in the middle of strange Yeah, I'd be very based.
I mean, like, really, here's how you should do it.
You should start with two to shoot fights. Just start the show one m
m A one kickboxes so you really give an ideas, and then you have
the rest of the show, which is pro wrestling. So if anyone has
a shitty ass match, now you really fucking know what's really Yeah, yeah,
for real, that's something you always let us know. You guys like
a wrestling show that would have some shoot fights on it, let us know
if you really like, yeah, please for real, let us not that.
Yeah. If you guys want soccer kicks, let us know you figure
that out too. Dick shots, yeah, doctor Gary fights. Okay,
that's the only one. They're legal. I G. Dick punches only for
fights, and he has to wear the G just him. If he doesn't
wear the G I mean, he's fucking fired at the every round doger.
He has to the catchpoint, the catch point thing, and let the other
guy kick him in the ball. He started around, fight, end around
and starts her own catchpoint. Oh my god, he can't use he just
has to wear it. He can't use that. That's illegal. Don't Trump
breaking the rules down for Jesus. So we start the fight here. Godfather
is fucking beating the ship called Scorpio for some reason. Don't know how Scorpios
get shipped because Godfather's seven foot four. Yeah, like he was supposed to
be bro noway, this is fucking crazy. Godfather has goddamn five pounds four
he's got hose ring even better? Is so fucking Jr. Is trying to
call the ship. He's trying to advertise for the show later. He's in
the middle of au guys, remember Stone colding the Undertaker, and then it
cuts to a shot of that blonde Hoe with her fucking just her whole ass
just fully out and it fucking ruins. Jr's train of thought is stop sucking
remember Stone car Undertaker will meet Austin and Wallace. You're distracted, he said,
yeah, fuck yeah, unreal. Well, Godfather somehow seven foot four,
five hundred pounds beating up too, called Scorpio five nine, two hundreds
dude, He's not even do anything but fucking spamon. W's just walking forward.
Dude, he's on an LT and square crazy. This is nuts.
He's a kiddy shot like fucking knocked his ship on the body. Yeah,
they're wearing big ass gloves to man they're talking about On commentary, Jail was
talking, Oh, well you know doctor daff had a torn hamstring. Steve
Blackman heard his knee from training. All the while Godfather is fucking kidney punching
the hell the ring. They gotta do this ship again, man, but
put him in the Dorito ring with no gloves. Oh yeah, hell yeah,
no glove, bare knuckles. Where it's at for real? Some crazy
as ship. Yeah, with the gee it's not like Red White Cross cat
Man. We got Chuckling del coming in from you, Dom Dom versus.
He's only a lot of bulkings. Iceman dot TV. Then y'all tune in.
No jail Aller on commentary says, I'm ready to go. You know
they're in their throwing letter leather. Hey, Joe, you think these ladies
like leather? And Jared says, I don't know, King, I don't
know much about the leather business. This is the third round. Immediately,
well, Scorpio tries to get some shots in in the third round. He's
down ten to zero points. Wise, don't know really how it works out,
don't Yeah, you're right, no takedowns through, That's right. He
tried Scorpio try to take him down. Godfather stuffs it and wins, and
then the Hose get in the ring and celebrate with the Godfather and god damn,
what a good night it must be to be the Godfather? Dude?
How did they put this together? Like legit like last like these were all
like, hey, who wants to do this? If you want to?
Okay, seventy five dollars takedowns because I think UFC was probably you know,
talking to Towns. Why the boxing they were combined. This was a combination
of what UFC wanted to be. It's a compensation every sport. Okay,
they should have had like one hand m M a glove, one hand boxing
glove you're talking about. They should have ar Jimerson on this, bro,
You're right, but uh yeah, no, I mean, you know,
takedowns. Somebody there was one of those we watched. Hey, you guys
seriously go to patrinal convertise dead like to be fine SGH thirteen. It's tremendous,
but I'm pretty sure someone like spams takedowns and gets an unbelievable amount of
points on one of them too. Oh yeah, I think, yeah,
I forget who it was. Well, we go backstage. Michael Cole is
interviewing the New Age Outlaws, and Roade Dog says, shut up, Michael
Cole as it says, revenge is sweet, but not as sweet as wearing
those WF tag titles. And we're not afraid of you, which I'm I
thought he was talking about. Is he talking about Taker and Ausiner? He
talking about can and Mankind, Cane and mankint Okay, that's what I thought.
I said, we're afraid of the lens that we'll go to get our
belts back, and God damn Billy God Billy Good says, we don't really
care who it is because we're gonna keep sticking in your face, stick it
out your face, stick it out of your face. Is he talking what
I mean? It's pretty cool. Billy Gunn informs us what DX actually stands
for. Yeah, D is for determined and XES for excellence, and that's
what the New Age out Loads are all about and if you like it,
you can suck it? Is that right? D determined excellence generation? Fuck
you man, suck it? Uh? And then we go outside. There's
the biggest stone cold blow up in the history of all time being. I
think you're out of cardlat aren't they? I think so. It's being held
out by telephone wires. How do you buy this? I don't know.
We gotta find it though, or can we get one made of giant chuck
Laddell. That's what the wrestling is, the big chunk Liddell. Uh.
And then we go to New Age out Laws versus Mankind and Kane. Uh.
New Age out Lolls come out and Billy Gunn does legit just touch his
toes, bend over, stick out his asshole while road Dog put his fingers
in his asshole. Yeah, that's right up determined excellence. I'm feeling determined
excellently right now. There's a sign of the crowd that's Gartman and a d
X shirt, which is like he was doing sucking too. Yeah, face
is all crazy. It was awesome. Road Dog says, we might not
have the tag belts around our waist, but by god, we're still a
champion. So I'm gonna do my damn thing. That's not how that works,
but it you know, you've got a line. So it's over.
The lights come out and here comes Steve was back. Oh dude, that
guy guy crazy. I was looking at the TikTok or whatever. Yeah,
he was crazy. Divided like a lot of people there was. There was
people was like holy ship, that does say Steve, and there was the
other people who said, you all have run out of content. That says
Kane, So you got to pick us your side. Steve for sure,
Steve King cross a line. It's pretty fucking funny, and it is Kane
or is Steve sorry? It is? Oh you're sorry. I burn burn
BRONI dude. I even listened back to it and it sounds even more like
Steve than it did the first It was Steve. It's funny because like it
was so divided that like it got even more popular because people were arguing with
each other about yeah dude. They got a like seven hundred thousands on YouTube
shorts Lily Emoi think thinking Emoji Emoi video is hot. By the way,
Steve uh, Stephen Mankind come out with Paul bart Caine does the Pyro in
the ring and Jerry, Oh good, that's not hot, brother dude,
dorin Kane's Piro. The New Age Outlaws ragged Mankind out of the ring and
started whooping his ass. Can didn't even know that was awesome. That was
so good, by the way, totally reminder here, this is fucking no
book, Mankind. This is normal, yeah, pre book. Yeah,
this is like not even hasn't been a face yet Mankind? Right, these
motherfuckers are evil? Yeah, he has read the book yet he's evil.
I think until he writes down. Why when does he like because he has
the poopy brown gear for a long time, When does he just put on
a shirt? Does he like join the corporation? Man? Okay, yeah,
isn't that right? Because like he starts proping together with yeah, corporation,
corporation. He's like, I gotta fit in. Get the shirt.
I kind of shirt. It's the same shirt every time. That's awesome.
Well, Josh out here in a cloak of darkness, the Outlaws jerked Mankind
right off the apron. Why we say he's saying a lot of crazy shit.
He's fired up. It's a good raw, so watch it. It
is a good raw. Dude. Okay, so fucking road Dog and Kane
are It's very strange to see Caane, this era of Kane standing on the
apron, following the rules like I understand, Like okay, Like you know,
big boss man, he gave him fucking jail cell. He's a wrestler
whatever. Caine like got into w WF because he wanted to kill his brother,
who fucking set up on fire when he was a kid a body by
tag girl. Dude, he's very evil but also incredibly proficient job. It's
respective. Yeah, it was fired man. He's signed a contract, he
gets paid and pays taxes. Yeah, dude, they fucking he's gonna kill
his brother and he works here like what else he as. I guess you're
right, and he was tag champs. He was tag champs, that's sure,
and he becomes w BM fucking champ or already was Yeah with the blue
belt, that's right. Yeah, of course I was Kane's belt, Tony
yep, of course. So on the floor here all of a sudden,
mankind has a chair and he hits road Dog as hard as I ever saw
someone hits some one in the head with a Yeah ship, dude. He
crack road Doug right there is awesome fucking hard. And then immediately after road
Dog falls down, Billy Gunn gives Big out of her seat and hits him
in the head as hard as he can with a chair as well, and
then Kane clotheslines Billy Gunn. This is no just qualification. Everything is fired
here by the way that they got me fired up. I was like,
I had to watch it back because I thought mankind may have like hit him
with the wrong side of the chair, but he doesn't. It's just fucking
dense road Dog's skull in. It's unbelieving anyone that's good at doing chair shots.
It's man god, you know what I mean. That guy's got good
is an interesting way about it, incredible good in the way that he fucking
probably gave him an unbelievable concussion there. That's okay, a receipt, you
know you're right? Uh So, back and forth a bit here. Outlaws
go to double suplex kne but Kane blocks it. And this must not happen
often because Jr. Like it sounds like, jumps out of his seat for
this double sup plex on the Outlaws. He loved it. It was very
cool. Mankind, Mannible, Claus road Dog. There's so many double supplexes,
like the whole show. Every bat they must have seen the pop it
god for the cane one and he said, oh ship right, Yeah,
Mankind puts a Mannible claw on road Dog while Billy is pinning Caine off.
The double supplex ref is distracted by Mankind, so Billy jumps Mankind and then
Kane just tombstones road Dog and wins. But ro Dog wasn't illegal man he
held his arms down, Crucifix he killed him Wellerous Sitter, and Mankind's carrying
around the chair with road Dog's head dent in it. Visual road Dog wasn't
illegal man here. I mean this match was fine. I mean I love
the chair shots so sick I'll take it, you know what I mean,
especially because a lot of the times, especially in the next year or so,
a lot of the Ship, especially smackdowns, revolve around Triple h and
the New Age out Laws, So you got a lot of like just long
stinker New Age out bull ship. Yeah, So like it was fun to
see like some head shots and then you know, crucifix style pin tombstone.
You know, canan Mankind being too evil Bastards is great. Yeah, they're
just evil, man, that's why they got evil like that. We go
backstage recap here. Last week Road Warrior Hawk was fucking drunk. He was
drunk as hell. He was tripping getting into the ring. Animals tried to
tag out to him at one point, but Hawk was too fucked up to
get into the match, and then they went up for the Doomsday and Hawk
fell off the top rope. It's a fucking insane storyline. Yeah, he
was supposedly, wasn't it like based off of him actually being drunk and really
was what it looked like Sky Hall thing they did. They just wrote it
in. Well, you know, fucking Tony Hawk's taking goddamn food off of
animals, damn family tablet, taking food off of goddamn family's table here,
you know what I mean. That's crazy Tony Hawk. You think didn't exist
in nineteen Why do you know he's taking food off my family? He is,
He's supposed to be a off. There will never be a time me
and you could be in the same place. A dude, there's like four
TNA fans that know yeah, yeah, but they appreciate it. That's yeah.
Hawk was taking food off family by drinking. Yeah, he's backstage in
full Hawk road Warrior gear. Well, Animal is next to him in a
regular animal outfit. Mustag's glasses got off the shirt. That's just what he
wear looking man. Yeah, Hawk says he's in full gimmick. I'd like
to take this time to address the w A fans as myself, Michael Hegstrand,
because that's who I really am. I'm not Hawk at this moment.
He's staring at me, you face, don't say that ship again. Oh
my god, I can leave this ship, he said. I want to
apologize for my behavior. I like to apologize to Titan Sports Vince McMahon,
the fans, and especially my partner, and I hope that you can all
find in your hearts to forgive me. And now I'm gonna go out and
do the Hawk thing. What dude, this is character assassination. Listen,
please, this is the Legion of Doom. Please get it right. Two
thousand right, We're not even close to two thousand right now. That's crazy,
dude. It's Legion Doom and he but he's still road Warrior hog.
Well, that's fucking Michael whatever in bottom, that's Animal and the end was
a great impression. I'm going that's actually the Power Warrior runs. That's the
good right, the power the power way. You would never go out here
and say my name was Michael Higgins. The damn way he would ship.
I promise you that. I want what other character do you think kan would
have did this? I want to stand that. I want to talk you
know when he say that. But he did it, and he played it
on TV. He was glad and I'm sorry what I did. And now
to be Cad Jacobs before we match, I'm gonna be ca now, Xbox
say, like Xbox God, yeah, man, I think maybe that's what
ninety eight was missing. You know, I take I take it all that
you wrong? I think, all right, well no, no, never
mind, not take it back again. I'm not wrong you. That wasn't
see him post talking. That was James Dartnell talking. And now we're gonna
do to see him fall Oh why, oh my god? All right,
we go to the ring for our next match. Up here double J Jeff
Jared taking on Ellen double J. Just double J. Just double double J.
Not Jeff Jarrett. They only call him double J here. I don't
know why, like mister asked, you know they they called him double JS,
Billy Billy Stott or what Kip start, And I'm gonna mister stop,
I'm sorry, I'm sop and I'm gonna We got back from commercial hearing.
Jeff Jared's in the ring doing the farthers dritt in front of his pirate letters
Tennessee Lean big as Double J not Jeff Jared remember, Sorry, Yeah,
that's that's my dad's name. He's preparing to wrestle l A D two thousand
member road Warrior Hawk. Not Michael Michael. They should have said Michael heiks
right out here to get beat up by Jeff Jarrett. So Jared has a
little backstage promo here that they showed during his entrance, says not he said,
not only did you embarrass myself at Tennessee Lee last week, but your
partner and the entire company, and I think it's about Tom. You get
scared straight Double J style. So here comes l A D two thousand member
road Warrior Hawk. He comes to the ring and j R. Says,
you know, we don't know what short of problems hawkcash or what demon G's
battling, but what y'all hope it is all behind him and offer him our
support. Jerry Lowler says, no, he should have a new condition to
wrestle and still got a ring. Joe, you got a point, Derek.
Jared jumps Hawk before the bell, Hawk nos sells a bunch of ships
a mother f Bob Ye, Michael, that's Michael Heick straight of course he
does the mother and Bob. Jared is talking about Shane Uh with the Lovely
Ladies on Heat, which was this the debut episode of Heat, by the
way, I think was just the night before this which happened. We just
take that right, Yeah, we did with the Lovely Ladies with the v
c W. Dude. Hawk goes to rush Jared on the corner. Jarrett
moves and then Michael Heicks Fran smashes his head into the ring post. It
throws him in the stairs. Jeff Jarrett, by the way, all he
did his entire match is the Jeff jarreed. But the awesome Edie was good
at it too. Baby. Well he's uh. He's called for Tennessee Lee
to give him his big Ans belt buckle, but struggling to do this,
yell at the crowd, you forgot you're adventureler buddy. Yeah, that's not
Tennessee Lee out there, Tennise, he's the regular version of him. That's
Lee Nixon. So Jared gets distracted by this. HiT's a fucked up DDT
on Hawk. The Hawk no sells it. Jared goes back for the belt
buckle and then Hawk hits the rude awakening w B twelve finisher. Yeah,
no way, man, his ass better get drunk a kid, because he's
got to beer right now. Jared got Jared got cooked. This whole match
awakened by Hawk today. Well, Hawk win. Sorry, Animal comes down
the ring side, gives Hawk a hog and congratulates him. And as he's
celebrating Jay, this is fucking crazy, Jarshid, Wait a minute, the
present smells it. Wait a minute, look out, look out, Southern
Justice is here. Mark Cannerbury Tennis night. I said, no, fucking
Mark Canterbury's on the No fucking way, Mark Canterberry's right here. In my
fucking face, I can't believe this ship's dressed up. Man. They were
once known as the Godwins. Yeah, Son of Justice. They were in
suits and the suits suits. Who got funked up? Man? They are
gigantic goddamn suits and Mark Canterberry and Dennis Knight are whooping. Mark Canterberry is
whooping as Michael like Trend's ass is getting beat here by Mark Cantererberry up,
there's not gets beat up Mark Canterbury. Don't worry James, because here comes
draws, draws, runs out and beats up Jeff Jarrett. Look he's going
on. I don't Southern Justice and Tennessee Lee all are afraid of draws and
run away side here. I'm not confused, Tody, they fluid Darren draws
dog to run in and beat up Joe Jarrett head crazy. He doesn't care.
You're right, Oh wow, Mark Canterbury, Harry Comes, I smelled
Canterberry, d Knight Night in Canterbury. Here. The Southern Justice needs to
get a fucking universe motor on a sad dude. They like, when was
the last time MIDI did Midian even make the w W thirteen cut ship,
I don't know and everybody in that motherfucker. Yeah, but he probably wanted
more money. Yeah, probably he probably want to goad alive. He's only
ever been in the first SmackDown game and wrestling in two thousand. That was
The only games he was there was Mark Canterbury and Smacked Out. It's not
spelled Canterbury. How do you spelled Canterbury? Can Mark Canterbury? Dude,
he was never in a game. This is bullshit. Check out Henry O
Godwin. Then no, it's all because Cage Match actually has a video game
like section. Really wow. Yeah, So if you go like Dennis Knight
wrestling games and only look like Tex Slash exactly, I don't think damn all
right, what about Tex Salad Girl, Salad bankers, Dennis, Yes,
spoon tell you that what was that? I swear they were I swear in
the ny S game. They were not. I swear, I swear I
want by No, that was unknown as you want to buy SmackDown two?
Right, had the slop bucket in one of those games, but they didn't
have But they didn't have. They weren't. The god Ones weren't in that
game though, Dude, the Wrestling Code needs to get Dennis Knight and he
needs to get justice. None of us are playing that game. Mark,
Yes, we're taking a standnother Justice in Wrestling Code. We're not playing it.
Still calling spacing ground backstage, they show a graphic for Owen and Rock
forss Austin Taker and like they didn't even try with the Undertaker here, they
just threw tag on you regular, I'm watching like a TV. You care.
By the way, Triple H Hunter Hurst Helmsley knows how to take care
of business, and Stridex Triple Act your pads know how to take care of
your skin, Tony like that. Yeah, yeah, this is the poster
that I've been asking someone to help me found it. We still haven't found
it. Stridex sucket posters, somebody, dude, this has to exist somewhere
or we're gonna have to reach out to Stridex because I know in a warehouse
somewhere they probably have extra Triple H poster. So we need this ship.
Come on, man, triple clear your skin so you could deal with the
tougher things ship right now. Yeah, no, you're right here. That
all right? But I tell you this thing about the pads. Back in
the day, man, these were chemically fucking unbalanced. This ship would the
rad machines crazy, dude. I remember using these and I was like,
Wow, this burns like crazy. I feel like I feel like dude.
It definitely left scars on motherfuckers little circle things right and the yeah, they
were definitely like greasy or something. There is some ship on that and I
was going on there they were hydrogen radiation coating off these pads. Man.
I remember like putting one on my face one time and I was like,
this is the worst fucking thing I've ever experienced ever. And then I fucking
I saw of god same week had more acne where I put. The only
friends that had had acne were the ones that ust I gave you acne.
Don't listen to these guys. I want the sponsorship, and I'm sure it
worked just fine. Triple action to give you triple acne is what they did.
Triple kiss my ass, dude. And I know someone out there put
that ship on their balls. Once. Someone has got to tell me how
that feels. I bet you it is crazy, dude. If we have
four thousand patrons, Tony will try it for us. That is like crazy.
That's like legit gonna rip your balls out of your body type ship.
I don't think that's how your ball it hit the wall and start like coming
out great because it's a ratted up dude. Oh yeah ship, I mean
and me appreciate. I need the poster us now, man, Fuck good
god, need the poster well. Vince McMahon, the owner of the w
w F, walks to the ring with U Joe Briscoe, Pat Patterson and
big ass Starge and Slaughter. Hey, good man, I can't say say
you know I can say to say about me right now. I'm good.
Whatever he was, you know you too of it, I'll tell you that
much like that. Yeah, at least, Jared says, you know,
adventures about as popular as Bill Clinton at the ken Star Family reunion. I
think ken Start tried to impeach Poke Clinton. I looked this up for research
for a thank you, thank you. Did you also know we're in the
raw zone? The raw zone has begun? Are we in the war zone
right now? Yeah? We are just beget ship. Well, that would
explain why he fucking got this show, dude, all the little baby green
guy got pictures in to bed the war zone here, motherfucker, Dared draws
out of here, you go home. We did a second plane and funk
off Marbury. Fuck you out here. They're going to keep him Caterbury d
Night. But Drew, Man, I don't know. Vince says, well,
the Highway to Hell lines up at SummerSlam on August thirtieth, and we
have the Undertaker on one highway and Stone Cold on a parallel highway and that
Highway to Hell intersect at Summer Slam. Okay, I get it, dude,
he's just shilling his paper. He's promoting. What highway is he on
that intersex? What's wrong this fucking guy. Man, get the fuck out
of here. He said, right here tonight we're luckily to see a roadblock
in the Highway to Hell. Dude, I'm gonna kill you. Great promoting
this is good. He has to explain to the story love to Steve Boston
Undertaker, because no one's watching the product. They don't know what's going on.
There's a guy having his dick cut off tonight. They don't know what's
going on with Steve Boss Undertaker. Dude. A c DC demanded that these
I would help work the hundred goddamn times on this show, Vinces, because
I'm predicting that you will see don't be a history made when the Undertaker and
Stone Called lose the tag team championship and we will have new champions that don't
know all about family and all about Unity Nation members owen Hart and the Rock.
He says, you know what about the coincidence last week? Huh,
and the crowd starts channing Austin and Vince says, would you mind showing a
little respect, And it cuts to a sign that says, Vince, you
silly bastard. Respect to Rattlesnake. Yeah, respect these fucking balls and talk.
He didn't say that Don had a bunch of Stridex pads on his face.
He would have. I would have known he was through true pain.
That's what Snisky had that one time there. All else HD, they just
ac Sninsky. His rough expans all over from his life up for Ellie.
But he like feet, bro, It's all good. Sorry about there there,
Vince says, oh yeah. He said we had a Undertaker in the
ring and Stone Cold outside celebrating, and when stone Cold threw Austin a cold
one, and every cap in Austin of course throws Undertaker a beer in the
ring, and Vince says, good catch. By the way, anyway,
Undertaker, dude, this is insane. Vince like spins like five straight minutes
dissecting Undertaker catching a beer and drinking it. It's like somebody like fucking watching
a two K trailer to find break down, go ahead and a poud because
if you haven't figured it out, neither has Stone Cold. Because Undertaker drank
stone Cold beer. He knew that Caine was about to obliterate Stone Cold,
and they showed Caine jumping Austin from behind and then slipping on beer. Ah
fuck, he's a right now, so you can say that. He says,
well, what about the coincidence? Here tonight Austin is blasting out,
coming down the ramp, dives in the ring, left all by himself for
to fend for himself against an entire nation, while the Undertaker was distracted by
his brother Kane here after that, Sergeant Slaughter is so large and round.
Sorry, well that is facts. He is larger. Then said, I
will like the Undertaker to come out here and try to thank you. Tony.
Oh, he's stolen valor and I don't know what to making fun of
him. The big shipped belly, he says, trying to just so.
He calls on Undertaker invinces, I don't have all I damn it. An
Undertaker comes out to his theme song, which is halfway through the song for
some reason like, yeah, no, don't you're not doing the Kevin James
thing off the side. No, no, god damn would uh? Well,
stone Cold comes out after Undertaker comes out, and he takes the mic
and he says, uh, you guys are talking about trust, conspiracy and
all that stuff. I don't give a about all that. I don't trust
anyone, Vince, and you should know that a lot about dash shun.
He says, far as toss to the Undertaker gold beer. Hell, that's
some bitch like thirsty to me, so I throw my bear. That makes
sense, solid fucking I mean, why not? He says, done me,
we're buddies. And the fact that you got both of them beltss talk
an Undertaker don't mean a damn thing to me, because the only thing I'm
looking at, Net is getting your ash to Summer Slam and beating you one
two three. He just buries the tag team titles. Here. You can
have both dam damn belts because I don't want nothing to do with the the
fark man. Goddamn. Yeah, we should have said that, bro,
this is the only beat I wanted something to do with. He holds up
the WF title and that's all I got to say to you, or Vince
Brickman and he throws the mic at Vincent fucking leaves. Uh. But sadly,
sadly, we're not getting out of this show without hearing the Undertaker.
He's got right now, he's got some say we have to hear from the
Undertaker. He's Austin, Austin. All right, I'm talking to you boy.
Bitch me boy. This is Mark Callaway talking do my Undertaker ship before
I get there. You need to shut up and listen for a minute.
You're doing exactly what he wants you to do. He's trying to drive a
wedge between us. He's a champion. This is some shit for real.
This is crazy, man. This is all my circuits right here. It's
just like I came to you, face to face like a man and ask
for my shot at the WWF title. I want you to be a man.
Come back in this ring and take what is yours. Crowd, fucking
pops, and Austin doesn't want to do that ship. He just told you
he doesn't want this fucking title. He doesn't care about this ship. He's
right, I said, come back and take what is yours. Austin comes
back in the ring. He fucking shouldn't if he should have thundered, don't
fucking undertake her here. But that's fine. He gets in the ring and
then someone throws the biggest paper airplane possible. Yeah, they're like throwing his
shirt to each other. It's that shit, like huge, Yeah, dude,
I it might have been a shirt and I fucking watched it like three
times, pressure back and forth through each other. That was crazy, man.
Austin takes the tag title, and the crad pops and Austin leaves,
and Deaker says Nosin. Another said, god, no, man, whether
you like it or not, between now and Summer Slam, you are the
safest that be in the World Wrestling Federation. J R Sarah, you don't
want that. You don't want your fut J Cold does not want that ship.
He just don't want that ship at all. He said, when we
get to Summer Slam, I'm gonna take what's rightfully mine. I'm not done.
I'm not done. He says, gonna take the w title. And
then it turns back to Austin, who's on the ramp without a mic and
he mouths, oh, no, motherfucker. The all and the segment ends
with take her in the ring, and it shows a sign behind Taker that
says, eat my Mica on the back. It was probably like Taker getting
pissed off, like the Ford Good piss on his belief. It's not this
graves on his face that open. Sorry, I let my imagination. Everyone's
got a good imagination. Well we go backstage, rocking, Owen Harder back
here and Josh, I want't you give us your assessment of the tag team
championship relationship, you know, the champions relationship, And Rock says, how
about how about this? How about the Rock comes out there and Lea's the
SmackDown on you for us? Gets such a stupid question? For question,
the Rock didn't who asked her what they asked? He is going to gross
him no matter what, Well, Rock says, the fact of the matter
is this the Rock and Owen Hart gonna give two pieces of monkey crap about
you two women crying about who the tag champs are. The fact of the
matter is this dead man rest in piece your bona fide piece of stone cold
tonight. You're gonna hit rock bottom if you smell what the Rock is cooking.
Well, owen Hart has some oh, says under Jaker and Austin.
After we beat you, we're gonna find out who you losers call the nugget.
You should have left the rock because a monkey crap. Then we got
a recap of four Zone last week. Or it was like a fucking Stridex
bed Styes, sorry, the stride of its triple Action of the Night triple
because there's a triple to that match. I think right it was. Yeah,
it was triple h X poking the rock uh triple rock rocketed rock Bottom
on Xbox and Xbox did his finish with the spinning wheelcake. Nothing really happened.
We don't really know what happened. Well, I don't know. Did
you guys catch this? The stride X Blue Color is the Undertaker, the
stride X red as Steve Walston just try toxteal his cane for some reason?
Is that right? Okay? Oka? Yeah? That was crazy ship.
Wow. I think X steel was like soft for your skin because the other
ones are literally could have glitter that one. I don't know if anyone used
that ship made like that, but like anyone that lived through that era,
that ship was fucked up. I think I bet, I bet it's good
now, but it was not. Yeah, everyone's got a nineteen ninety eight
STRIDEX joint that they have not opened yet. Please, dude, I bet
you can call it now triple action shrine. That is a fucking weapon of
mass destruction. Dude. I think they still sell those. Yeah, but
they ain't got the nineteen ninety eight versus you know, Iah, maybe not.
They got selectic acid burn through your table, fucking joy. John Kramer
should have used on when a motherfucker away? Yeah, I mean it would
have killed him, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're right.
Well he's dying anyway, so well he could have been saved to Mexico.
I haven't watched it yet. I'm not there. I'm gonna watch it this
weekend. Oh yeah, watch it yet? Oh have you? I did?
I watched it? Uh told me he watched it too. I think
Chris watched it. I'm the only one that has. I'm gonna watch this
week. Oh. If it makes you feel any better, it's very good.
Oh well that does good? Okay? Correct? Well what wasn't good
was this triple A trus xbox match. This was not good at all.
This match sucked. Yeah, I mean it sucked. Yeah, they just
wasn't only heat. I was telling Tony earlier, It's like sometimes these guys
go out here wrestling. The crowd's like, all right, man, when
is the fu? Yeah? They just want the angles? Yeah? What
am I looking at the monitor? Next? Is it crazy? Yeah?
It can we get a rock where the Rock? Where's heart? Xbox,
Triple H, and China all come out together. Uh, We're and they
do their entrance in the ring, and then we go to commercial, come
back from commercial, no commentary, and they're just wrestling. I said,
what the fuck is going on here? The commentary is even built out of
this match sucks. They actually say he got cut out of the thing.
But Jared say they're having a mid off in their What is that? Uh?
Yeah. So the story that whoever wins this is is going to Summer
Slam to face the Rock for the Icy title the Summer Slam ninety eight spoil
the Triple H wins and they have a ladder match. Uh yeah, that's
that one. It's like a weird yellow ladder. Triple H is wrestling his
friend x fuck here, who's gonna stable with? On commentary, they're talking
about Xbox having a broken neck or previously having one. So his friend Triple
works over his broken neck the old that's awesome. Yeah, honestly, my
friend didn't work over my broken ass neck. I'd be like, why are
you taking it easy on me? Maybe I don't want to be injured my
friend. It's all about strength, man, That's really what it's all about,
the end of the day like that, that's that's all dudes are out
there, you know what I mean? Like, it's all about who's the
strongest motherfucker in the back. You know what I mean. I won't take
out. I will never attack your shoulder. I promise you I wouldn't do
it. Man myself into the turbin. No, dude, we don't even
have to fight my shoulder, my shoulder. I'll go for your shoulder.
Threatening to take your shoulder for years determined excellence is like you wouldn't know about
it. That's und the exit man, Really like that ghost, that's what
you don't think you shoulder any day of the week. Just I won't do
it. That's real. That's real love right there. Man. Well,
Trimple really loves x Pocky's attacking his broken as his neck. Yeah. Fun
that dude get well, he loves him so much that Xbox goes for the
Bronco buzz and then China trips Xbox and then punches them in the head and
then triple the pedigree beats something. Is this is this the friendship we're looking
for? Your boys trying to hit him? And then the ref just looks
around like, I know something happened went after it. I don't know what
happened, but I know it was this match was for the boys. But
then see China got involved. It's like that soft trap at the beginning the
final chat. Yeah, you know what should have happened is China trip Xbox
triple AH was all fund your trip, x pocket XO. They got the
trip shouldn't targeted XP? Is that designated excellence? What is it? Not
even designated designated driver? Home? They're not ready for That's what I'm like,
psychology, you know what I mean? Ninety eight wasn't like they were
like that. You know, I was determined, determined. That would have
showed determined. Would I mean that would have showed the true brothership of tell
me that she would have been fun? It gets hutting down druids, like
what the fuck turned out a chair. It goes back to working them home,
like stomping around to the many chair shop from earlier to get the back
in the ring collar. Nobo. The Double Supers are for real have turned
up here to not well, certainly that doesn't happen. They just fucking kick
Xbox Acid beat him. Yeah, you're right, so Triple H will meet
the Rocket Summer Slam uh an Xbox obviously not happy. Him and Triple H
are arguing after the match, shoving each other. Uh. Jerry Lola says
that Vince is probably happy about this because he's trying to break up the X
and Xbox says this is bullshit. That's every APEX game with Macho and Chris
by the way game well, both of them doing the title belt on Xbox
must not understand that he lost. Uh. And then Xbox pulls out one
titty and leaves single style like bulls out one titty he ain't put down too,
because you know that's his boy. That would be too much, that
would be real. So now it's time val Venus to be in a tag
match with Takovich Youoku against Kai and Tai of Dick Togo and Funaki accompanied by
mister Yamaguchi and Missus yama Gucci. And you know, Missus Yamagucci looks about
seventeen years old year, is that not right? Seventeen thousand years old?
Seventeen thousand. I guess that's fine. Then to me, I thought she
was a fucking child here. Is that right? She's seventeen thousand? Family
is fine. I didn't know by the way I was looking at the at
the observers. It's mister Yamagucci's first name is Wally Wally Yamagucci. The name
yeah, yeah, Yamagucci exactly. That's just dead, are right? Well?
Valvenus is undefeated and controversial here and Jasha Valvi like living a shop oper
lately and while says, yeah, latest video is a surprise co star,
and he asked her to go down and find the remote and when she came
up, we found it was Missus Yamagucci. She's seventeen thousand years old.
Yeah, this is crazy, man, Valvenus h and Missus Yamagucci, who
is seventeen years old here, which is thousand. Yeah, she's seventeen with
Alves Jesus, Yeah, Missus Yamagucci, which is while Yamagucci's wife has sucking
Valvenus dig and then I was sorry, well you find my keys. As
last week the pre match shower scene with Valvinus showering with Missus Yamagucci once again,
so a lot of Valvinus is getting a lot in trouble here and valving
Ha said, hell, I'm not going to do the voice because he's not
actually tapped into Valvina's voice here yet. This is normal valvin is talking,
which is he says, hello ladies, ladies, if you're a fan of
the San Diego Chargers, I got the lightning bolt to charge for your goal.
Yeah. He wasn't really fucking figured out here. Yeah, said hey,
listen to this dude, Well document you know could come off the team.
Sam, you gotta take this guy out. Man, understand man,
I'm not medicating his bitch glass right now. Brother, you got up you
I kick your ass? Oh my god. Yeah, this song was definitely
not as aggressively. She said. He definitely wasn't fuck you. Well,
yeah, he is, like Jim h and Jam said on Heat, Mario
Lopez and Amy Hunter Cornelius encountered the endowed one. It's just right Cornelia.
Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Watch that. We did watch
it? Yeah, yeah, you fight some of them from Bro yeah,
the endowed one. Okay, anyways, some bro strid eggs balls and your
ass Okay, sorry guy. And talking about Wally, Yamagucci comes out jerking
off. He's pumping that ship crazy. I know you don't got it like
that because it's like that family. I guess so well. Last week,
mister Yamagucci chopped a big salami on the tape and he looked at valving SU's
in the ring and I said, I chopping, chopping your peep. Yeah,
fuck fuck you don't forget the bes, dude, I'm watching this match.
I can't believe what I'm fucking seeing. Dick Togo and cut off Iron
Maiden shirt is beating up ship real ship. Alvin's clothes lines a funk out
him though, dude, he did for sure. He does the kitchen sing
combo rushing leg sweep, he does the grind over Dick Togo. Missus Yamagucci
enjoys this well. I don't know if she does or not. The guy
zooming on her and she's just kind of looking She's naturally happy. I said,
getting a lot of money. It is. Yeah, that's awesome.
I'm seventeen thousand years old. Smile or dad or whatever. He's going on
here, very obviously young as fuck, seventy five years old. It's just
as crazy as hell man, dude, he's a young, spry seventy fund
They find this girl, they're like any idea, like any Asian women out
here that want to work with fucking v Is fucking Valvenus, and they can
only find a seventeen year old crazy man. Well, Valvinus misses a head
butt and then Finaki comes in and him at dick Togo double suplex Alvina,
that's man, that's so Valve gets up on him double clothes line, how's
the fire? Goes for the tag, but Taka Michinoku leaps over the top
rope and drop kicks Alvinus in the face. The craziest turned over dude.
He kicks a ship out of him too. It was awesome, he did,
he teas him. Mister Yamagucci's fired up and is stomping out Valvenus now,
and missus Yamagucci doesn't seem too happy about this. Fun as Kai ty
fucking take turns d d T and how wish we could do this? You
run a d d T train And they drag him to the ropes and Taka
is outside and he points out missus Yamaguchi. He points in Alvenus. He
points miss Yamaucci says, my sister, and Josh's what what s This is
the craziest I know. This is this is the crazy storyline of all time.
So miss mister Yamagucci is married to missus Yamagucci seventeen thousand and is his
her brother her brother? Yeah, yeah, that's my brothers balls. Yeah
yeah, was cool with his sister having sex with our venus until it was
time to chop off his cock. Let's go, we must do this.
Fuck you dick. Togo does the fucking cent on off the top onto his
ass due Oh my god, how awesome is that? Dude? That was
dude, Not only was that sweet. Right after that, they all stand
up and grind around val That was crazy. That was the craziest. Him
swivel combined him, swivel all fucking everyone in the group. Misterima, get
you runs in last second to get his dude. What was that? Yeah?
He does he goes crazy with it too. Man, he had a
good quick one. And what were we watching? It was like their debut
when they debut is what club Kama Kazi, right, yeah, Kama Kazi.
Yeah that's right. I think something like that. I think that's right.
Yeah. They had fucking men's tail running to do the goddamn miracle ecstasy
and then Dick tug shot this ship was done. This fuck fucking awesome.
That's awesome. Yeah, they should have brought vincetail out here just to do
that ship a miracle, the fucking Vales of ship. They would have taken
it to. You can go show well, Ki and t All snatch up
Valvenus and start dress bagging him around the ring and then drag him out of
the ring up the ramp, and Lass is, yeah, he's not gonna
do what he was talking about, right, choppy choppy pp Yes the fuck
he is. So we go backstage. Kin Tie is dragging Valvenus through the
backstage area. There's a ton of people around just watching, including the rock
Mankind Undertaker and someone else I'll just sitting together where Valvins has been beat heads
ass bat touch of BRONI yeah, beat his asses we have for the European
Championship. Dlo Brown taking on Dan Severn last night on Heat uh Dela provoked
Dan Severn in a match, so yeah, Delo's wrestling Shamrock. Dan severns
in SHAMROCK's corner. Delo goes out of the ring and fucking pushes dan Zevern.
Then Dan Severn gets in the ring starts whooping his ass, leading to
a DQ and Ken Shamrock was not happy about this because he wanted to win
the European title. So there's issues between Team Fight of Steve Blackman Rocket.
They got they should have been gone to super Fight for really, none of
which are in the brawl for all James Yo, Well because they're pussies.
Yeah, that's right, they would have dropped out. Liked Ever, this
is the craziest and nothing match that involves seventeen people. Ever it's on.
It's a whole idea. This is legit. Just we need to if you're
on TV, you're having an angle. That's all you're doing here. No
matter what, well Delo gets on the micings he talks just like the Rock.
I feel like the Rock sole all his ship from de Loo. He's
still something from someone later to which I could complete. Dela says, you
know, the w w F tonight here on Raw, it's forcing me to
come out and defend my covenant and precious European title, even though the majority
of this population of San Diego aren't even card carrying member American citizens. What.
Yeah, well, he just wants to go on record and tell the
WBF that I'm wrestling this match under protest, and Jared says, tell your
story walk well. Two months ago, dan Severn stretched Delo Brown crazy,
he and ripped Delo's pectoral muscles, and that's why Dela whar's the chess protector.
I didn't know that. I didn't. Okay, we talked about this
chests before we did, but about this, there was definitely multiple reasons.
But yeah, you're right. He did say that Dan Severn caused this,
ripped his pectoral muscles, and then he dropped out of Raw. Push dude,
it happens so quick. Dan Severn's at the bottom of the ramp and
he puts them in his mouth and he drinks water real quick. I said,
holy fuck, the dancer just Papa Viggie. He's horny to go to
the fucking wrestle Delo Brown, but sadly it was just his mouthpiece. During
the match, Mark Mark Henry's attering side. But during the match, Steve
Blackman comes out to, uh, you know, even the odds here because
Mark Henry's out there, and Jared says, we try to get an interview
with d X, but the d X locker room has been closed. It's
locked, and we were told to leave them alone. That's awesome. I
mean they just listened to them. They didn't bother them the rest of the
night. You can tuning to come out of your fire, all right,
he didn't have that gusto yet they're still being nice to talent. Uh.
Dla lifts up Dan severn shirt and chops him, which leads to Dan Severn
spearing him and trying to almost forget that he was wrestling. Yeah, this
was actually really cool. He does like a little slide thing and then tackles
him. For some reason, he tackles them and then just kind of lets
him get up. I don't that's right. Like he it's like Jerry calls
it a takedown, but he like takes and then he just rolls off.
Yeah, all right. Then Dan Severn pushes him against the rope and belly
to bellies on the hell which was awesome. Cool a spire from seven,
but he is so robotic move yeah, dude. He sells punches like he's
never been in a fight before, which is unfucking which is not correct,
man, it's unreal. Well anyway, Ken Shamrock comes out shirtless, so
fucking fired up. He's losing his mind out of here. There's one chicken
breast to his sparagus. He has zero body fat. This is a this
is a man that's going to take over the UFC very joyly. He is
so fucking big. And Ken Shamerck comes to the bottom ramp Dealer rolls out
of the ring and punches Ken Shamrock in the face. So Ken Shamrock a
fucking him up. Then turns to Mark Henry and says, come on,
motherfucker, punches him in the face, throws them both into the stairs,
and shockingly enough, the referee disqualifies Dan Severn here for this bullshit. Can
you believe that, dude? I gotta tell you something, Dan Sever and
Kin Shamrock and Steve Blackman all in the same ship is unbelievable. It's an
unbelievable group that goes nowhere and they all do nothing. Yeah, I possible.
These are three killers. They all turned into kind of jokes. They
just fight each other and turn it. Yeah, you're right, they fight
each other and then Dan Severn doesn't want to join the ministry, just like
a Christian show. Like what the fuck? Bro? Vince Ruster's backstays right
when his ship with the Necronomic on. Dude, I love the story of
them wanting the hem that joined the ministry and writes six six six on his
forehead and he said nah, and he there's a video of him in I
think it's like the last Row Rumboy's in and he's talking about you know what
if I go in there and just shoot on everyone and don't lose the match
and then go to w c W. We had a YouTube video about that,
do we Yeah? Yeah, we talked about ship. Was it?
Oh Marcus was on when we talked about it. Oh was I not there?
Yeah? It was fucking Marcus. That was four years ago. Dude,
that's all fucked up. Yeah, we we our anniversary. We didn't
even talk anniversary. Boy, there was a you can ask me to lose
a match yeah, you can't tell me. Yeah, oh my god,
you're right. That's awesome, very crazy, that'd be the most the same
thing ever. Well, Steve Blackman's trying to stop Ken Shamrock, but the
damage has been done. Fucking Dealer retains the title. Uh and then Shamrock
leaves Blackman's and there trying to calm down Dan Severn. Delo is celebrating on
the top of the ramp now and then all of a sudden, Edge Edge
comes out of fucking nowhere and jumps Delo and then runs away. He said,
the enigma the man fueled by rage, just like dude, a jacket
could be any jacking people in his drown I don't know what's going on here.
Dealer gets jumped and stands up and says, what happened? Mark Henry
says, I don't know ship the way it was slide, It's not like
a real reaction. I don't know ship sexual chocolate. I'll never forget that.
What I also never forget his backstage coni are stomping out. I mean,
is in a random all way they killed this guy like you legit look
dead, like if you put a lively fucking image on the top of this
video, I'd be like, this is a real he's killing his dude for
real club dude, club COmON co he just killeding god, this is crazy
as fu this whole thing. Yeah, you put like to because not venus
like literally looks they put him out of the ring earlier you looked dead like
FID style. Yeah it was crazy, man, like, this is nuts.
When I'm was stomping him in the hallway, throwing chairs on top of
him, just piling he's dead, he's crazy. Well, don't do that,
stop that. You're him the only one that cares. They are crowd
wants the rock due the rocks back, say drop his fucking dick off.
Whoop that monkey's ass. Yeah, monkey, he's fucking a seventeen thousand year
old get his ass. Not for real rock well more importantly, here straight
out of the wit Freem with weapons that really where it's stomped to underwater siege
six New w D. These are the most fucked up. I don't think
you've seen these. They like you can film with water and ship and shoot
fucking guns guns Stevens, that's suber Steve Austin. These figures they're special,
tactical operations, military police. Of course, they got drafted, they got
guns. Yeah, they were legit. I think the story was they the
government needed them to help fight the war. They need w wrestlers, so
they made him into like tactical Steve Austin One looks crazy. Man, it's
legit, the worst figure ever. Like, it's regarded as like one of
the most fucked up things of all time. Hesber mash in It and Thrasher
because they were over were they all right? That's awesome? Well, yeah,
buy your stomped figures today. Man, you can play with I might.
Yeah, all right, I'll give you them, I promise I will.
Yeah, that's most present from me. I got all right, that's
fine, you're get in the box. Though the most pristine ones you b
s A tens that would be nuts. They are graded container so you can't
fucking get to style. Yeah, I'll be taking this figure. Now it's
time for the real The e CW fears this segment, right, man,
saw this shit and fucking went and hit for three days. Dude, he
knew that it was done. Tiger Ali sing with the hair, did Tiger
A say hair? Sunglasses? He looks like Jonathan coachman with hair. He
looks like the Rock. The Rock steals everything from this fucking guy. Man,
Tiger Alie Sing was the original of the Rock and I'm fucking gonna I'll
and I'll explain why during this promobile he's out here with the hair and Babu
Babu is out here cleaning his shoes. Of course that's his I don't know
what his handler. Well, before Heat on the went on the air last
night, Tiger Ali Sing paid an American woman five hundred dollars to eat the
dog food. She eat the dog food? Tony, can you believe this,
dude? The dog food? How much would I have to pay you
to eat the dog food? Tony? Five hundred dollars? The dog food
five hundred dollars FI dollars nineteen ninety eight, five hundred Oh shit, yeah,
I'm doing it. What was five hundred dollars in nineteen I guess it's
take a guess, Tony, and he guesses, uh, thousand, don't
look it up, your cheat, I said, thousand. I don't know.
It is nine hundred and forty four dollars, Tony. You win,
Sorry, James, you went too fur over. Oh okay, sorry about
that. Uh so, yeah, I five hundred dollars. I didn't eat
five hundred dollars. I'd be crazy you ate dog food final dollars. Tiger
Ally Sing says, I've noticed that all your American women have no class,
no morals, and no self respect. Uh and Lee agrees with us.
By the way, I wrote here, I feel like Tiger ally Sing with
their just me thinking I watch I just sit there like Tiger ally Sing says,
that's why here tonight, one of you American women peasants are going to
prove to the world there's no limit on how low an American woman can go
for the thing that you most cherish, and that's cash Jr. And Commentary
says, you know, I don't like this boy reminds me of the Rock
or Tiger all these things. Says for every piece of garment you take off
tonight, I'll give you five hundred dollars. Baboo, I give you the
privilege of choosing the American woman. And they show h random girls in the
crowd and h hey, baboon, there's a Baboo picks a woman and says
one of the women show us is in the crowd with an undertaker. Dog.
I don't know if you saw her. Oh I did see that.
Yeah, well she was not the one. He picks a different woman.
You're a larger tattooed woman, how j R. Describes her later. I
don't know why either man. Baboo picks a woman, yeah, Jared loong
guy pick somebody else here, Babooh sorry, Tiger Ali Sings says, this
is the best representative of what your average American woman looks at me. And
then it points out to the crowd by the way, and it shows women
that look like really different than her waiting this set this part right here.
I don't know if The Rock had already done this, but I'm pretty sure
this is where the Rock's career changes. Right here. He's seeing this guy
in the suit with the glasses, the hair, and he says he looks
at the woman. He says, what's your name? Oh man, She
goes to say it, and he says, that's irrelevant. It doesn't matter.
He is the original of the Rock, saying it made an entired,
goddamn career here tonight. Man, isn't that crazy? It's fucking unbelievable.
He says, that's irrelevant. It doesn't really matter rubbing his hands together.
I'm taking out with the show, listening to kind and type beat valvings with
chairs. That was a good promo. I am stealing that. Nobody cares
about this JIPRONI. Well, Tiger Alway saying tells her, now get with
it and take off those clothes, and she starts doing it, and Josh,
we should talk about dish good lord, oh boy, oh yeah,
X girl here with her titties. So the woman takes off her clothes,
her shirt, takes off her skirt, and she goes to take off her
bra, get her titties out, and Tiger Allie sing says, oh no,
no, no, no no, I have changed rules because I can
do that. I will give you five hundred dollars for every piece of clothing
you put back on. And so she's he's throwing money on the floor at
this woman. She's trying to put clothes back on and grab the fucking money.
Jarishes water. Something going on in the locker room. Well, we'll
get there momentarily, but there's you know, large ladies with tattoos need to
stay clothed. Only my opinion, what the JR says, large lads and
say just my opinion. Then it's going all back stage. Yeah yeah,
somebody's going all back stage. You getting fired, dude, I couldn't believe
what's your name? That's the real events. It doesn't really matter. That's
fucking unreal. Miss crazy Girl's saying killed ec w as well. Yeah,
yeah, I mean that's you know a lot of people been saying that.
Yeah, that's true. Well moments ago, by the way, whiles all
this commotion was going on, by the way, well, you know,
I gotta keep my eye on this large lady on my opinion, don't have
to worry about. Yeah, a man is being assaulted by club Kmakazi backstage.
We got to shout here with baboo real quick, ba boon, so
kind I drags Valvenus into a room and josh, wait a minute, that's
that'sh the chopping block with the chopping block AKA what uh? While Yamagucci chopped
us alami on and he's got a big ass sword like this crazy, huge
fucking sword and he chases the cameraman out of the room with the sword.
Man, don't worry about that. We got a goddamn made to get to
We have a man event indeed it is the rock and own Hard versus Stone
Cold in the under take her for the WF Tag Team titles, and Jr.
Says we have completed all of our commercial commitment here, which I thought
was awesome too. Honestly, yeah, that's fucking awesome, he said.
When we go off to air, By the way, go to WWF dot
com code read the woman that Tiger ally Shingenbarrash is going to be interviewed.
Dog, you make sure checked out. I don't know, I can't wait.
I'm not going there, but you guys care, I got some question
for what gives you the right? Where is babboon? Taker makes his entrance
with three gigantic bursts of biro. I don't know why they went crazy on
his biro. Yeah, that shit was like off kilter too, was crazy.
Yeah, Well, they start brawling before the bell. Taker hits ten
thirty one on oh and scares the rebel ring al Austin. No new braces
but one elbow pad. I think he had one brace on here, did
he? Okay? Oh? Maybe, okay, maybe right? Why one
elbow pad? Very strange? Yeah, I think shit got her earlier,
honestly, Yeah, like hard or something, they took them out, so
I wrote one elbow pet Austin is weird. Uh, And then I guess
I got very quickly tired of things because I wrote, yeah, plus ten
fuckings, I wrote some ship here. Yeah, I'll go over and basch
a little bit here. That's awesome. Yeah, take her, I mean
take her to Austin. Have the tag bolts is pretty cool here. It's
fucking strange, but I do, like, yeah, yeah, it was
like that. I mean they do that forever and ever after this, so
it was still fresh for the Like the two guys fighting champions exist. I
think they say that to cal they exist. Yeah, yeah, but like,
yeah, you're right, no way, But like take her and Austin
like two of the like top guys here. So like the idea of them
being able to win. It's like with Triple H two and in Austin.
You know, the idea of like this wouldn't work with like a lower card
team most of the time. But like the fact that two of the best
wrestlers in the company come together, it makes sense why they'd be the fight
the goddamn nation to be the tag chance that makes it makes sense? You
know, yeah, yeah, but yeah, Owen's like, I just wrote
stuff because I thought it was cool to see Owen and Austin fighting, because
we don't really like over the time with Deadlock so far, we like haven't
talked about Owen, and Austin is not usually in the upper echelon of anything
here. Yeah, no, no, because like all his ship's you know,
a couple of years before, you know. Yeah, but Owen hits
a nice wheel kick here all and then he pretty much spamed the will kick
all match. He's like, I got yeah, Odark isn't like a reverse
like a reverse leg. Yeah, you're right, I know exactly what you're
talking about. Owen Hark chop blocks Undertaker, then literally stands there and kicks
his shitty legs like fifteen straights a second, which like that's like real,
That's a real wrestling to me. You know, it's the chop blocking,
kicks his legs and strip kicking his legos. Austin throws uh stumps about oh,
and Oen throws a bunch of punch. Of course, Steve Austin's sharp
shooter on Owen rock comes in lines and that was I did see that the
sharp shooter on Owen was pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, it was cool
too. Austin hit a thirst press on Rock fucking floated over his ass.
I mean he was in the air on that thing for sure. Rock got
bustled open by something. I don't know what happened here. I might have
been something on the floor like Austin probably game a couple of good ones Owen,
then mule kick Austin the corner. You try to get the sharp shoter
in. Austin gets out of it. I mean this whole match is pretty
much running around like Owen and Austin like keep going. Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, I'm saying Rock stops a hot tag and signals fuck you to
take her, which I thought was awesome. Uh, and then Rock just
fucking slaps Steve Austin his cock. You know what I'm saying, his legs
up and give me was a booker t on the ramp, just fucking slap
in the middle of a world title back. Rock grabs Austin for the rock
Bottom, but Austin fights out, Uh the pop pears. It's awesome,
Like, yeah, you know the finisher stuff is so cool to see then,
because like all of it had like a very specific look to it,
like yeah, yeah, like if you get over the shottom like getting there
or like or the stone, you know what I mean. Like all those
moves had like a setup that like I go, oh ship, like pedigree,
and they were going for it the whole fucking match, you know what
I mean. Yeah, like rock if he can get you in the rock
bottom in the first fifty seconds, he's gonna get their rock bottom, you
know what I mean? And like, I like the way they fought to
get there. The only reason they're doing this ship in this match in the
first place is so they can fucking do the rock bottom, or they can
do this, you know what I mean. Like he's doing the sharp shoot
on your ass, so when you get up slow he kicks you with if
he gives you you know what I mean. I'm yeah, I think that.
I think that's hell. Yeah, dude. The only people that kicked
out those moves were the other top guy top guys. So it's it's cool
he finishers over like that, you know, take her by the way the
hot tag in this match, which blew my fucking mind because isn't it fucking
crazy? So much moreover, but Austin was like a better seller, so
like, yeah, to take the heat, which is like such a weird
He's gonna get sympathy on Austin than take her to I imagine, right,
Yeah, because Taker's not a He's not a sympathy bumper. Yeah, he's
not like his ass once on a match, let alone in the whole match.
Yeah, you're right. So Taker gives Owen the nicest choke slam of
all dude. Okay, I did see that. I saw fucking h this
is what he came back any of the jokes, yes, around the end.
Yeah. So, like I wrote, Owen dutch line that gets called
a goosele, take her super fucking nice with a choke slam. Oh and
also Austin getting clotheslined by Rock and then flipped off. The flip it off
is awesome. I just love that. It was super fucking nice choke slam.
He has him up and he's like, all right, I'll take it.
Yeah dude, you gotta like way off and he was like, ah,
take her Tombstone's Owen and then wins. So canaan. Taker just both
very easily. Just tombstone somebody and got the wind near night. But it
is not the end of it because Mankind waddles his ass to the ring and
he's like he's standing behind Taker, like hello, Hello, he turns around
mandible claw. No socco yet, No dude, pre soco, pre book.
Mankind is a whole different Yeah, he's an evil son of a bitch.
Yeah, lives in a boiler room for real. Yeah. Yeah.
I think the next week, like when the episode ended, the next week
starts, he's in Yeah. Yeah, he's pissed because I think he doesn't
know the answer to what happens here, because Cain comes out here with a
big ass blue chair. He goes to hit Taker in the back of the
chair while Taker's in the mandible claw, but he brains Mankind and Josh,
who was he aiming for? Fucking to me, look like he was aiding
for the Undertaker. I don't, my crazy You look like he was just
trying to hit the fucking Undertaker. Well, Taker uh stares at Kane and
then grabs the chair from Caine and then also hits Mankind the chair. So
fucking Caine brainsman Kind with the chair. Taker also in Mankind with the chair.
Then a quick shot of Austin and the rock falling through the announced the
fuck happened there? What? Well they just broke through. Yeah, well
New Way out Laws are out here. They jump Undertaker and Kane Austin get
back in because he's not gonna watch the Outlaws beat up. Under came fucked
at He's gonna want some ass stunner. A road was losing. There's a
stunner stunner And according to Peacock, that's where the show ends. But that's
it. That's it. It is not where the show ends. It is
not where the show ends, which I okay. So in my mind while
I was watching the show, I was like, okay, where because I
knew I was gonna have to watch the choppy choppy part on YouTube. I
said where in the review does this go? And I was like, oh,
kiddy, she wants Yeah, I want to hear about the Valvinus China.
I picked her up, Yeah, I picked her up, like she
looked right at the camera for like thirty six. Hello is that Bomer?
Yeah, shout out che che. Well you're justin time, chi Chi for
the best part of the show. Yeah. So I looked up a review
and I was like, I can't believe that this is the fucking end of
the show. The last part of the show is the Valvenus part. They
were like cliffhangered crazy on this. They thought this shopping cock. So let
me set the scene. Here. We go backstage and security all white shirt
security, like they're fucking trying to take him insane asylum for some reason.
And the security have finally broken into the room that Ky and Ti took Valvinus
in earlier, and the cameraman rushes in behind them. All the security stop
because they see the scene unfolding. It's Valvenus, his wrists bound to the
ceiling, butt ass naked. Dick Togo is standing there pulling his hair.
Funaki is kneeling down holding his cock. Talkovichinoku is holding missus Yamagucci seventeen years
old. Mister Yamagucci has a sword in hand and he winds that some bitch
back and he chops. Valvetus has got off, and the show ends and
everyone uses as yeah, dick off. Yeah, the rock is watching the
rocket on the back. Yeah, just fucking fish pumping crazy. He's welcome
when they walk off. You deserve it. Yeah. So I remember the
choppy Choppy Pepe part, but I don't remember Dick took a pull in his
hair or pinaki holding his cock. That was a real crazy sit man,
Like that's that's uh, you know you think next week we're gonna get an
uptail that right? Yeah? Okay, So, I mean I don't know
if we ever will we want, I don't know if we watch kill don
Yeah, we should just talk about what the follow up is, what James,
what happens after this? Valvinus obviously got his cock chop off here?
Right? You know he did not? No, he did not get his
fucking cock chopped off? How could they? How could they? I mean,
but he was holding the ship him doing it? How did he not
chop his while yamagucci? Yeah? So uh it was shrinkage, of course,
a little shrinkage action. And Joe he's a little shrinky's a you know
what I mean? Oh so he he's his cock just went back in.
No, I don't know, I don't know. I know quite a bit
about Yeah, that's for real. So why did kay? And like they
didn't and I didn't see that they didn't chop his cock? All the security
ran in, so they couldn't, you know, they watched I watched them
watch. Then they took him away in handcuffs, and why didn't they just
have him say? My cock was so big and strong and it fucking broke
the sword and should have had Mister Gucci comes out with his broken ass sword
and says, I give up, Yeah you win, you can. My
wife, My wife, My wife strong. The craziest, very big cock
breaks the sword. Should have been better. I agree, way busted up,
crushed sword. I'm super over too. But instead he's friends with fucking
weird baskeroom. Just shrinkage fucking small penis David. They did like a whole
injury, like a shutdown interview thing, I swear, and then they like
made it all serious and then the cock. Yeah, but not you should
have drinked him off. It's got him hard. Just beat his little yeah,
like you can't shop his you can't shop himself off, Like that's embarrassing.
Yeah, don't don't be taking to my pants on so off for real.
Least show me something like, you know, yeah, let me go
with a pride guy's say, do not get the carrarat of oh my god,
please look I live in ship that's off life. Yeah, man,
god, damn, damn man. That would have been so much better,
right, Yeah, yeah, the sword just fucking busted. It would have
been nuts. They should have cut off Michael eggshreds should ran the other room.
Yeah you tell me a hawks cock, you tell you no, just
Michael still has a co hos cock is used as us. Yeah, well
there that was. That was the choppy joppy baby episode or wrong? Yeah,
man, shrinkage you like that shrinkage man? I mean now I'm disappointed
James because your idea is so much better. I think that's probably literal.
Yeah, you're right, I got it. That's probably like shrink its happened.
But they would have jerked him off and got him Harry. He would
have broke his sword to oblivion. You know what I mean? That goddamn
yeah, man, I don't we start not thinking that? Are you kidding
me? Russo? Russo, Hey, Russo, hey, Russo. You
gotta tell us, bro did you ever have it written down where Valvius's cock
is so fucking huge and hard that like it breaks the fucking sword into and
mister Yamaguchi has to give up his wife. That would have been a Brian
Gerwitz idea. But he wasn't around. He was right, stories. You
know, maybe they maybe Russo wanted that and they kai bashed it because they
didn't want to make valvins Strow told that. For me, you would have
said that was like, that's awesome, right right, that's true. Maybe
we'll get to the bottom of it, brother, maybe not. The third
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