Revisiting WCW 2000 Jeff Jarrett Triple Threat Theater, Old Age Outlaws, Oklahoma Madusa Feud, Nash vs Hart WCW Title

The boys are back in Welcome to the Deadlop podcast episode number two hundred and
nineteen. That's a good number. I'm feeling good about that number. We
are good back again. W c W N Dude, sorry about this,
Tony. Any thoughts This week we're talking about w c W Nitro January two
thousand, which is uh, this this one. I will give James credit
here. This was a James idea this week because he said that, uh,
he woke up one night from the Peacocks streaming just constantly showing w CP
episodes ZIM and he woke up and he saw something that changed his entire life,
and he said, boys, we have to watch this. And I
trusted James, and you know what, everyone, I have to say,
James came through because this episoisode is unbelievable. It is the Nitro Go Home
to sold Out, which also is another show that I hope we get to
talk about someday, the Nitro after sold Out, because that also is insane.
Oh my god, do you know what's crazy it is? It is
the Go Home just sold Out. I was also watching this morning the Go
Home to Sin so in my head I was like, where am I what
is going on right now, that's a year later. I think that it's
a whole different. Yeah, it's it definitely isn't. We don't even get
to talk about it. We've never really talked about this era so much.
So we got to see like the bird Ship logo stage and we'll talk about
that when we get into all that. I was so excited. Yeah,
it's very very cool, and this episode is just I mean, it's if
I don't I don't know if I've seen too many been talking about this episode
of WCW before. We're the only ones that us and don Gereni. Don
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as a yes we are, Yes we are. So we're gonna talk about
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All Right, let's get into w c W Nitro January tenth, two
thousand y two. K Dude, I thought this is where we're doing our
Crown Jewel review. I'm not prepared for this. I haven't for something else
fucking talking about. What are you talking about? I guess that was for
my show and Teddy Tony's not here. Tony's watching Crown Jewel, always getting
ready for the review that you're not ready for. But I guess I guess
we could talk about some WCWS time. I apologize. I apologize. That
would be a horrible time for everyone involved. But before we get into WCW,
let's talk about take a look at the wrestling news around the world around
this time. From the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer, December twenty seventh,
nineteen ninety nine. A lot of WCW news across the board here.
By the way, the idea to turn WCW round is the same idea Eric
Mischoff came up with that helped turn WW around three and a half years ago,
which was revived the NW world. That's real ship. And not only
did he revive it, he's got Jeff Jared on top like this shit.
He's got Brett Hart in black jean shorts. Yeah, with shirt tucked in
something. It's pretty crazy. It's a good look. They should have a
figure of that. I don't know why they don't. Actually, the most
important thing about the revival of the nWo with Kevin Nashcott Hall, Brett Hart,
and Jeff Jarrett all holding the major ww title belts as the final act
of the December twentieth Nitro in Baltimore is not whether it's just copying something from
the past. Of course there was nothing original. But the object of wrestling
is not originality. The important question is whether or not it will work.
James, that's a good line right there, and that is true. It
is true. The object of wrestling is not originality. It's just to have
a good show. Sometimes the things that have happened have all been good,
and you can just keep doing yeah, and it's sweet. Well, the
answer to that question should be obvious in weeks, not months. But if
you're looking at the TV ratings this time for your answers, as most everyone
will, you're about to be greatly mis led. So Meltzer's not not too
positive about the revival of the NBUO here, which I don't know how he
doesn't see it. Brett Hart tucked inwo shirt, black jean shorts, Jeff
Jared Jeck jar black guitar, guitar brush t shirts. I mean things great
on my Kevin Nash is also here for just a little bit longer. Scott
Hall not already gone gone. Vince Russo, sounding very desperate in the process,
lashed out at criticism of his booking and blamed w W standards and practices
for the fact that ratings haven't improved since his arrival. This packt week on
the last w W Live show, which is a good uh. I like
the DPW standards of practices holding us down as well. Yeah, they always
did. You remember when Gabe would go on the r H boards and argue,
which was tremendous. Here's for the week right then? Gabe was right,
it was crazy Russo claimed that the ratings haven't fallen. Meltzer says,
actually they've yet to bottom out below the lowest rated Nitro years and Kevin Ashes
final week, But the twelve thirteen Nighteor drew the second lowest rating in years.
That's you know, not great. I mean, it wasn't the worst
ones. And then everything to this point was just to put things in place.
With the big angle at Starcade and the next night with the recreation of
the nWo, Russo blam stand into Practices for not allowing him to have Roddy
Piper called Rhonda Singh fat, no longer allowing ed Farrharr to mimic Jim Ross's
Bell's palsy, and not allowing Buzzkill to burn incense on the air, none
of which, none of which, one way or the other meant even a
blip when it comes to the ratings. Russo said that WCW has to decide
if it wants to be squeaky a squeaky clean show or ratings, and they
can't have both. I never to his day, I don't understand, Oklahoma,
what do you mean? What's wrong with that? Not a single bit
is final, Not a single bit of that. Do I understand? Not
only that, I don't understand him being the commissioner or the GM of the
women's division or a cruiserweight. Yeah, I don't understand. Like I can.
I can rationalize a lot of things, especially in late age w CW.
I can go okay, I can get where they're coming from with this,
the middle part of this show we're about to talk about with Oklahoma,
I can't imagine anyone thumbs up like giving the check mark to that and walking
out there and doing it. You either want a squeaky clean show or ratings.
So what the fuck? What like? How about we just make moneys
sticking it to JR. Bro instid of a bitch? Yeah, I mean
j did JR WCW. He did. He hated w CW. Among the
ideas he talked about on the show, by the way Russo were to bring
in Lenny Lane and LOADI back under the name standards and practices, with crew
cuts and glasses and playing nerdy characters right sensor, Yes, exactly correct.
He was ahead of the curve. He also talked about bringing back Jim Hellwig,
which is the ultimate warrior, is a full timer, and also there
was a time racist and he would go out in the middle of Nitro every
week and he would tirade on and on and on. Well, he did
it enough in the back, so it was sure. There was also talks
about bringing in Bruno Sam Martino. Nobody has contacted Bruno at this point,
and Meltzer says, one would think he would join Zibisco Orndorf, Anderson and
Piper team and feed with Russo Age Laws. That is the best group ever.
We'll talk about them done here. This is also around the time Goldberg
split his hand open by punching a window on the limo. So he's out
here for a minute because he let's see what that's one of my bigest ones,
I think. I mean, it's got to be everybody's. It was
not fuck you for real man. Everybody thinking, yeah, so Goldberg had
a ton of blood loss and he fucking fucked up his fingers and ship so
uh or something. Yeah, it was uh, you know. So for
those who don't know, there was an angle where he was like chasing Vince
rus I'm pretty sure, and Vince Ruzo jumped into a limo and Goldberg had
he had like, you know, fingers, gloves on so maybe that's all
he thought he needed. But he decided to smash his fists into a limo
window and he will Yeah, really fucked the show up. He punched out
one window after another. The flying glass apparently cut deeply into his tricep and
there was a massive amount of blood flowing and towels drenched in Goldberg's blood before
he was taken away. So uh yeah, not too great for Goldberg here.
And is Goldberg's not on the show? Is he? No? Everyone
went to Goldberg though they mentioned it. He was fuckingout him. Somebody get
him out here here. The ratings are dying too, brother, So you
had to decide you wanted your job or not. In XPW News, former
WW Valley Chastity showed up for XPW in southern California over the weekend a feud
with Missy Hyatt, but by the end of the weekend, Missy Hyatt wasn't
working for the company after a backstage argument with Nicole Bass. The argument was
that Nicole Bass was mad at Missy Hyatt for wearing a white shirt and jeans,
which is Nicole Bass's outfit. I mean it is Nicole that is,
and historically has always been her outfit, So you know that is I mean,
and this was actually we still hold that to this day. In the
deep NW you locker room, if you show up in white shirt and jeans,
you get the you're fucking fired because that's spitting on Nicole bass name.
Yeah, you gotta, I mean, truly, you got a problems.
Yeah, as far as he's legend in our copies, mad respect. In
WWF News, there was an argument on the December fourteenth SmackDown show between Vince
McMahon and Chris Jericho. Most first hand source claimed that the situation blown out
of proportion by the time the word got out, but there was most definitely
a situation. McMahon criticized Jericho's ring work as in regards to psychology in the
ring, along with his timing and persona. Jerco apparently got right back and
didn't back down all the reports that he was never unprofessional, and supposedly Jericho
thinks that this has to do with McMahon falling for d X burying him.
Well, I'll be honest, that sounded like a triple eight sentence. Yeah,
I'm just saying. There are reports out that McMahon offered to let Jericho
have his release if he wasn't happy. Uh sounded like a go line.
Yeah, that's that's actually crazy. Things settled down quickly and he was seen
at Tamping talking and Triple H in China for everyone to smooth everything over with
the idea of that Jericho. They now want to turn Jericho face to work
with Xbox and for Xbox to teach him more ring psychology. Wow, yeah,
I mean they do. And then we I think we saw the blowoff
of that where Xbox beat him in that hardcourt joint r What the fuck?
What the fuck? It breaks the bottle? They fucked the whole matchup.
Yeah, they learned a lot about psychology and that the match is fucked up
the start. They did not have seen it. That psychology is this ship
is fucked up. Yeah. From January tenth, two thousand's Observer and w
CW News the situation with Rick Flair at press time, is this the entire
scenario as an Involvedory Funk This week was actually booked last week for Rick Flair,
So everything we saw on this show was supposed to be Flair. Yeah,
I mean I think it was probably better with Terry Funk. I do
too, and I also feel like they just never told Terry Funk what the
plans were, because that's how it felt like every time every goddamn segment.
Dude, that's my favorite. That's my one of my favorite fu fucking lines
I've ever heard of. That's why he's confused and doesn't know where to go.
Yeah. Yeah, we get to talk about a segment a Little Lady
with Terry fund Age, Outlaws and nWo, and they go on and on
forever. Yeah. In other words, they wanted Flair to come back in
Greensville as commissioner get punked again in his neck of the woods by Kevin Nash,
set up a match at the sold out pay per view where Flair would
put up the commissioner's job against the nWo having to break up for good,
and a match with Nash would win. The two then would feed on house
shows. Flair turned down and the role was offered late in the week to
Tarry Funk, who accepted it and apparently at a result in the same scenarios.
So yeah, just pretty much just one for one, just strade Flair
out for Funk, which is you know, fucking based. Yeah, it's
not battle all. It's also no secret that Scott Hall isn't happy about his
suspension and that he and Kevin Ash have been talking about wanting to leave to
go to the WF once again and walking away from that money. This is
January two thousand, so it is we're still got a year left. We
still got a year left here, and they're already trying to go back to
the fed. Alternative Press in its year end issue named icp Its band of
the Year. In an interview with them in an isshue, they were there
were a you references to pro wrestling. Violent Jays said, quote unquote one
thing that came into wrestling. We're addicted to painkillers now, but just on
the road, Okay. The thing is we're still like super nerds. We
want to know how to get any pills ourselves. If we were going to
we'd be asking people, did you get an operation recently? Bumming pain killers
off dudes like they're fucking American spirits? Oh yeah, on the road,
the road, Apence, that's a toty cigarette for sure. Yeah. And
last couple of things here from The Observer from January seventeenth, two thousand and
w news Kevin Ash missed the weekend's house shows. He was scheduled to headline
against Sid Vicious, claiming a concussion suffered allegedly when he was hit by a
Rubbert crowbar by Arn Anderson, which we'll talk about on the show. Call
that they like, they call that walk and cte. That's a real thing.
God. Vince Russo called a meeting of everyone to try and air out
any problems on January third and tell people that if they had a problem doing
anything asked of them to come to them about it, probably stemming from Brett
Hart's reaction after being asked to run Sid Vicious's car over with a monster truck.
The meeting seemed to go along fine for a while, although when Russo
told the group he was giving the tag titles to David Flair and Crowbar,
Oh my fucking god, shid walking out my god yea two, I said,
what the fucking car is like? It is so flat, It is
so flatten. Oh man, I just remember at that angle. That is
so funny. I jumps on the car it was gone back, throwing a
tantrum on it. Dude, sim and Jeans has got to be top five
bet like most wrestler wrestlers of all time, and people don't even want to
see his as show. They want to do runnings and sit like beat people
up. That's we did. Man, we give a fuck coming choke,
Slim power bomb, I'm giving a ship. Yeah, that's just dirt,
man, That's that's really what's all about. Not everyone else, Not Everyone's
got to be a goddamn fifteen to twenty minute guy. I'll think two from
going from Sid ship. Yeah yeah, man, shout out Sid for real
though in the jeans came man Like whatever he looks. He's on the show,
and he looks incredible. But I love him talking. Man, He's
got such a cadence to him. He's a you know, we I don't
remember who we were talking about. That's like that's oh, Mike awesome,
Mike Assam's like, this guy has to be a wrestler, Like he can't
do anything else. Sid Vicious is another guy like, yeah, no way,
or he could play softball, but I think he should wrestle. Yeah,
wrestlers, could you stop trying to do the fucking baseball ship for real?
It's like it never works out here. But yeah, when so I
told the group he was giving the tag titles that David flairing Crowbar because they
had been working so hard and he wanted to reward good work. It didn't
go over with anyone because of the feeling that having them a Champs, Deshrewds,
whatever value the belts have come on, man, David Flairing Crowbar,
I think as a w c W tag title guy, I have to say
I have just put a foot down on this one. You don't remember the
legendary run here. I think, well, I think he trouble. We
actually see David Flair's crazy stops later. By the way, very hard worker,
we'll talk about that. That's true. At one point in the meeting,
Nash started complaining about the food and the fact that they have to be
in the building by one pm and cant ten and be in the gym,
and the catering was so bad. The fucking food is bad. Here food
here looking for sitting out right, Yeah, he yelled at David Crockett,
who was in charge of the food. It wounded up Gary Jester arguing with
Nash over the food. It was brought up about bringing weights to the building
so guys could work out, but Perry sat and complained that they couldn't get
the kind of workout they need because it wouldn't be well cliffed enough. So
this the meeting where Vince Russo said, if you got a problem doing anything,
let me know. If you haven't. Ash complains about food, and
Perry Siden says he's your weights suck. Yeah, I mean one o'clock call
time, you can definitely still hit the gym. Just wake up at Yeah,
yeah right, I mean I am I'm gonna put over Jake Something real
quick. He did exactly that. That was our call time for that day,
and Jake Something still went to the gym. He was the first guy
there too. First guy there still went to the gym, and the pictures
did the prole back. Yeah, yeah, that's a station, different time.
That's the guy that time. But yeah, shout out Jake Something man,
that's the dog. Yeah, he's based and last piece here, which
I just thought this was interesting that this was even happening. Uh And WF
news Jim Ross said on The Wrestling Observer Live that they are looking to put
Amy Duma, uh Miss Congeniality in ECW and Poppy Chulo together and they may
be introduced in four to six weeks. I just in my head Jr.
Going on to the Observer to tell the public, Hey, this is the
angle we're gonna do here soon and then it because this happens is fucking Alita
and sa Rios. It's it is a goddamn better name. Yet miss Congeniality
is not though Alita is Alita is a good name. But yeah, like
you know, we got the Miss Congeniality and we're gonna put on a dish
of poppy chewloh guy here and we're not going to four to six weeks here.
Just so weird that, Like I wonder how long that went on for
that He was just telling them, Well, I think a lot of people,
younger people because you know how the observant stuff has looked at today and
shing like that. But they like legitimately use that like like they're respect emotions.
Yeah, promotions promoters. Historically, Dave has worked like very close with
a ton of wrestling promoters over time. Yeah, sure it's not like that
really nowadays he works very closely with Chris Jericho of AW but you know,
he's historically worked with a ton of people over time. But yeah, you
should work on getting a DPW be on demand to subscription I think I know
he's slacking. Man, I'll tell you one thing. Come on, come
on, Dave, you're killing if you want to get on before everyone else
does. Come on, come on. What happened to the game that we
used to love? Man? Trying to figure that out? Well, there
you go. That is it for the Observer. Now it's time to talk
about WCW Nitro January tenth, two thousand. All right, so we start
off here with the code open. Terry Funk is the commissioner, and he
wants the n w the fuck out a year. Yeah, he's the new
commissioner, Terry Funk. This is I'm assuming this just happens right like maybe
the week before this, that's what it felt like at least. Yeah,
it's been. It's been very recent at the very least. A lot happened
here in this cold But this is the n w O have kidnapped arn Anderson
and Terry Funk wants him back. The n w O are kicking arn Anderson's
ass in the back, exposing his breast and boring goffee. This is all
right? Why? All right? His breasts are exposed, coffee on him
at the back, and spoken up with a pipe come on on. So
eventually David Flair is choking Jeff Jarrett with a crowbar and Terry Funk says he's
gonna break Jeff Jard's neck. So Nash, just how about me? And
you had sold out Funk and if you beat me, well then w O
is done no more. N Oh, but if I beat you, I
become the commissioner of w c W, and Funk agrees, and Funk also
agrees to fight Brett Hart on the same show. Funk ass. The way
this goes is so crazy because Brett Heart's also out there, the n W
is all out on the right stage. Yeah, yeah, Terry Funk's in
the ring. And then yeah, you're right, Nash. Gisn't the ultimatum?
And Funk says, are you giving me a choice? And that says,
well, you got no choice? A Funk says Fun, I don't
want to meet the JAMV and w CW ring, and Brett Hart's response to
this says, I might just kill you, Terry Funk. Fu, dude,
I might just kill I might just kill you, Terry Funk. Yeah,
allly ship all right, cool, Well, Brett is a real shooter,
man, Do not fuck with this great dude underrated promo for real for
real, and he was because he was just talking, but like, yeah,
he's he believed what he said too, but he could have killed him.
I'll kill you for real. F So, Brent and Funk have a
hardcore match on Thunder, which sounds awesome by the way, which we should
watch for Patreon. Yeah, commentary actually mentions here that Funk probably shouldn't even
be walking, is that right? Yeah, and they say that for many
years after this companies. He goes on the win XPNW title after he's like
he's like he just had a surgery or something like that. I already know
he should be walking or think he's a hardcore match in Brett Hart. Well,
they also maybe knew that Kevin Nash was going to try to kill Terry
Funk on that one here. Yeah, so arn Anderson tries to put on
a referee shirt in the back, but he's too hurt because he's got coffee
all over his breast. Then get so David Flair puts on the referee shirt
and he locks arn Anderson in the room, which I was like, this
is a sort of like David Flair's coming out here. He's gonna beat the
ship out of Terry Funk. Mike Today says, well, he's trying to
protect arm from the nWo, so he locked the door, so the turning
on him exactly. So the NBILL come out, they beat the funk out
of Terry Funk, and then he comes David Flair. I said, all
right, well he's gonna he's gonna fucking you know. Yeah, well no,
David Flock comes out and immediately gets fucking punched in the face and dies.
Yeah, that's right, fuck you. And then Kevin Nash loads up
Terry Funk on the stage and there is a spot on the stage where Terry
Funk is meant to go through, and Kevin Nash power bombs him twelve to
six right before that spot. Yeah, it was so fucking sick. But
he, like Terry Funk's head hits this before the stage spot and then he
just crumbles into the broken part of the stage. It was gnarly man.
Yeah, I don't know if there's anyone better than Terry Funk. Having Terry
Funk as the commissioner was, even though it wasn't the original plan, was
a great idea. What I mean, like, yeah, he's he gets
to talk every week and he's gonna just wrestle because he's Terry Funk. Yeah,
that's pretty sweet, and like he's willing to get power bombed in directly
off the stage either. No, he said, next week I'm to catch
on fire, which is you know, I guess it's fair. That's one
to one. I think. I think that's a good receipt. Yeah,
I think. So. Funk shows up in a limo with the Old Age
Outlaws, which is Larry's EBISCO. I don't know that yet, We don't
know yet. Yeah, you're right, I guess. I don't even know
if that's their actual name, but they definitely call him that the commentary,
so yeah, they do. He shows up in a limo with Larry's Abisco,
Paul Orndorf and Arn Anderson. Yes, and it's the funniest fucking thing
I've ever seen. They are so old Terry Funk coming out with the jacket
and the regular Terry Funk shirt on in white nuts man dude, and this
limo had the w CW bird Ship logo on the side of it. This
was a w CW limo. Yeah, Paul Orndorf is running the power plant
right now, he's kicking dude's ass. Crazy. Yeah, man, you're
getting beat up because I wouldn't know. I didn't know if Orndorff was still
moving like this this time he was beat the ship out of some trainees.
I know that for a fat Sadly, the Power Plan boys end up giving
him receipts much later after this. Oh my, oh god. You're right.
Yeah, he can't come back from his career. Man, it should
have been a little tired on that one, brother. So yeah, you're
right. It's the bird ship logo. Ya, this is not only the
bird ship logo ERAW w CW, but we're in the ass end of them
still using the bird Ship logo stage. And I love this set. We've
talked about it in the past. This is a very underrated set, one
that doesn't get remembered quite well. Historically, this era of w CW has
looked down upon. Uh, this logo has been kind of dragged the mud.
And not only is it looked down upon, it's not like even really
mentioned, like it doesn't exist. They spent most of this era, because
I was talking to you about it, they spent most of this era where
the ring was just gray. There's no logo branding, yeah, just a
gray ring. But now they have it super locked in. They have the
bird Ship logo stage, which is actually the big w CW logo with trusts
and like the actual logo, it pulls apart in the middle and people come
through the middle. It's fucking awesome. It's not in a couple videos like
ww games, but none of that are good. Yeah, like it's not
historically in these games, especially WWE games which they have rights to, they
just don't do it. But you can pull it apart and like they come
through the middle and there's screens in the back, so like the screens are
still there, the screens above two. Yeah, yeah, there's screens everywhere.
But the problem is is that for whatever reason they shoot it strange.
Well they Russo decides that, like when they because it wasn't like it when
russter I first came in, but then because they were doing the Powers that
b stuff, right, yes, that's right. But then for whatever reason,
Russo said, I'm gonna be on fucking TV. We're gonna do the
big tron like WWE, and we're gonna format the show just like WWE,
and like, yeah, they killed a lot of shit really quick, and
did I disliked the big one, like the gigantic ass screen was kind of
cool. I actually didn't mind it in this little story background. I thought
it was kind of cool. But when you have one the one that's after
this, like the gigant okay, the one that's like more vertical, not
the one that's like extended. No, no, right, right, right,
more? Yes, that's right. Yeah, because they don't even keep
that one for that long. They stunted stage. That's right when they come
out of the side. So because they said we need the screen bigger damn.
You're right, yeah, because because you're right. The one with the
tron in the middle is the story background or not the story background, sorry,
is the one in the middle, and it has uh there's one for
a little bit where there's the middle piece and then the back plays the video
in an even larger that's right. Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, Yeah, that one's cool. Yeah, that is cool. And
not only that, it's like a it's like they took the original stage with
the multiple trusses and then just blew it up and put it on it right,
and it's still said. It's like the big fucker looks like a screen.
Yeah, and they come out of like a little side piece and they're
like hey, yeah yeah. So yeah, it's definitely a de evolution over
time of this set, but it was so very here. Every every time
we watched WW, we will talk about this. I promise you you're gonna
get this talk everything because you need to know, you need to know some
of you new and you know you just got to. It's actually surprising how
many new people there are. Yeah, he shuts out all the new people
here, shut on everybody we got looking good and we don't. This is
the first time we ever watched this fucking set. I know, we get
enjoy yeaheah, I know it's very cool. And like if I like,
if you go to the arena and you see this big ass fucking w c
W logo and it pulls apart and smoke comes down the screen, this is
the coolest shit ever. You know. I think we talked about it a
little bit off off podcast before, but the stage building is like we're so
out of that lost start. It's so done with stage building. Yeah yeah,
it's like we got whatever we got and like that's just you know,
can you see the screen or not? Right? Yeah? Yeah, So
it's cool to still have this little bit of thereright here. And now it's
like bigger is better, which is Eli l ed stuff huge? Right,
Yeah it is. It's easier. I'm sure it's too. I bet it's
fucking incredibly easy. You just have the screen then you can just update it
with graphics whenever you want, you know. Yeah, and you don't like
the stage building is done on the screen, like, here's a big pillar
on this video now? Yeah yeah, and they got the big Roman reigns
going. You like that. I like the judgment Day one shouts out the
Judgment day I have legitimate what is it? I've never seen it. It's
like they're like a big tree, that's the whatever. That's fucking crown jewel
notes here, but I get to read them. So yeah, yeah,
well maybe next time you are Tony, I'll set that one out. You
guys, let me know it goes. So you have Saturn and Malink oh
versus Conan and Kidman versus Crowbar and David Flair. Okay, so that's that
is true. I just didn't know that that was what was happening because Malnco
and Saturn come out with Asia. Asia is the Revolutions teammate and she is
Asia because w F has China. We've talked about this, yes, yes,
I just want to some people might not know. Yes, Yes,
of course A s y A is Asia and China of course is y because
China c h y n A. Yeah. We'll talk about this a little
bit later when she has her segment with Oklahoma and uh man, I mean
you got you gotta see this, believe it. But we got a little
bit of show before we get it the shore and uh yeah, Asia and
the franchise are with Saturn and Malinko because they're the Revolution and Conan and Billy
Kidmas. No, no, this is an og revolution, bro sadly no,
I wish uh so on thunder the Revolution jumped Ray Mysterio and Tree awode
him and stomped him into a blividon this this era of w C. W.
Ray Mysterio is getting shipped on regularly. What he's just kidding his well,
they took his mask off. It's like, I'll beat the beat his
ass, Gonna fucking kick his fucking ass. That's definitely what they looked at
that ass. It's like, look at this little dude kick his ass,
and they did. They did every week. So the match starts and then
all of a sudden, David Flair and Crowbar run to the ring. Commentary
completely isn't paying attention to this. They get in the ring and then they're
like and Tony's Fry is like, oh, this is a three way dance
for the tag titles. I said, what the that's right, that's right.
Uh Parrys Sander does a mother f and bomb the Billy Kidman and then
backdrop Driver's David. He had a whole bunch of all japan ninety three years.
He had to get in real quick because he knew that he was gonna
be jumping off some shit later. That is fucking unbelievable. Mike Today on
commentary s he says, uh, Shane Douglas, how about the because there's
supposed to be a mystery partner for the Revolution Filthy Animals tag match at the
pay per view sold out by the way, which is in six days.
Let's go home to that. And Today says Shane Dougles, how about this
mystery partner? And Shanelader says that franchise, damn it, it's that franchise,
get it right, entirely, not Shane Douglas anymore. Yeah, he's
just the franchise, like Total Package and your TV. Yeah, that's right,
don't call it like is not his name. Anytime the fucking franchise talks
about this mystery partner, he repeatedly, like three times, I swear he
says. He says, Ah, whoever it is, that's gonna knock your
rocks off? What fuck does that mean? It's not rot? Oh?
My laroca is a ww he's gonna be stone cold. Yeah. I was
sorry just doing that shit. I know anyone's watching w No, probably not.
There's apparently no tags in this match too, by the way, no
tags at all, Baby scramble. Yeah, I guess. Well there's also
Well there's also a lot more rules that I find out very soon this.
Yeah, you're right, there's actually more rules than you could ever believe until
there is it. It's crazy. So Flaar and Crowbar are beating up Billy
Kidman and Conan with a pipe and a crow bar. That's when I find
out this match is notice qualification, because that's fine to do, that's right.
And then maybe after after that, de Malingo and Perry Saturn get out
of the ring, attack Ray Mysteria on the floor, and then a start
attacking him up the ramp, and I said, what is fucking this is
for the tag team titles? They don't want the tag titles. What's happening
here? Who is the champions? It is? I think David Flair and
Crowbar are the champions. I think David Flair and Crowbar might come out with
them, do they Okay? I think so well. Perry Saturn jock,
it does not fucking matter. Terry Saturn jogs to the back and Shane Doug
Sorry the franchise, I apologize, Cobby Caps He yells, what is that
idiot doing? I'm talking about Perry's Perry Saturn is now going through like the
riser seats. He's just going through the crowd. Franchise is now joining in
on attacking Ray Masterial at the ramp. Someone's got to someone's gotta kick his
ass, dude. This is insane. Dean Malenko and franchise load Ray up
on a table. Perry Saturn is on the like seats above that. Perry
Saturn jumps off of them, splashes right through a fucking table. It's gotta
be it's got it's really got to be twenty feet. It's a new Jack
esque dive. It's gotta be twenty feet out there. Yeah, it's definitely
like, it's definitely the top of the post plus another like probably seven or
eight feet. Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty awesome. It's a fucking sweet
and they get a fucking awesome shot of it all the way to the bottom.
Yeah, all the way to the bottom falling down and the table breaks
like shit. It's like very good. So Franchise, who had just helped
an assisting loading remissary up on his table, looks at Perry Saturn and says,
what do you do? You nuts? Dean Malinko is throwing his arms
up in confusion at Perry Saturn after he just loaded redisterial up on the table
for the spot. Everyone is confused, You're confused. I'm fucking confused.
Even more so, David Flair runs in and pins Perry Saturn on the floor
and wins. This is a crazy sequence. Yeah, so splash off the
top from twenty thousand feet. Someone not in the match brings you're right,
brings the gurnie out to uh, I don't know who the gurney's for bits
for somebody at this point. Could be for Saturn. I think he blew
out his ribs or Ray, who isn't moving, he's dead. David Flair
runs over. Malinko is very confused. He pushes Malinka out of the way.
Maliko doesn't like wrestling sell it because he's very confused on what's going on.
He's like, he gets pushed it aside, and like David Flanders comes
over and he pins Saturn and Milika's like, I did not I don't even
know this false Got Anywhere match. I'm sure that they did the jump or
whatever and they said you need to go. He pushed because that was I
mean, this was the craziest commentary. Didn't know what's going on. No
rules were set, scramble tag, jump off, one hundred feet falls,
got Anywhere match between three teams. And the best part is that apparently Terry
Funk booked all this on the fly. That's what they say. Do they
say that right after this? That's right right after say that, so yeah,
Terry Funk. They and they go to the commentators right after this match,
and Shavani says, this is usually where we give you the rundown of
the matches on the show. But Terry Funk told us he's booking on the
fly, So this is just a match that happened, which is exactly what
it feels like. They know what it feels like. They just said,
hey, guys, you could go out first match and Perry Sinning's got to
jump off the fucking balcony. Fuck uh. They run down a few of
the other things here. Stevie Ray has betrayed Booker in Midnight and no hit
them both with a slapjack very hard on the back of the head and stomp
them out too. DDP and Buff Bagwell are feuding over Kimberly Page. DDP
believes that buff Bagwell is fucking Kimberly. Buff Bagwell says, we are just
friends. Fuck my wife. If DDP and Buff don't conduct business the right
way during their allotted five minutes segment tonight, they will be fined fifty thousand
dollars. That is, but it's it's so it's in alloted five minutes,
so they there's they after five minutes, I guess they're allowed to fight after
five minutes. They had to get the fuck out of the ring. They
were a lot of five minutes in their segments, so they go a little
bit over tonight and somebody got yelled at me. There's a lot of five
minutes and it's not for matches, so they go back stay age. It's
Scott Steiner's birthday. Birthday? Is his birthday? Shoot? Jan tenth?
Or Scott Steiner's birthday is your you got you guessed that? July twenty nine.
Yeah, that's good. Well, that's that's probably you know, this
is Scott Steiner's birthday, which is January tenth. You know what July twenty
ninth is whatever? His real name is, Scott Recus Signer, Scott Breaker.
Yeah, that's his birthday, July thirty nine. Scott his dad,
I'm sorry, I don't watch has gotten Scotty some women tonight to celebrate the
big bad booty daddies. One of them birthday and first birthday. They say
too. Yeah, he laugh, you are Scotty, actually says Jeff,
you gotta get the camera on this. Yeah, dude, it's like ten
girls. There's like April Hunters there, major guns. I didn't that's the
only two I knew, and those were the star of the show. Here
lost the time man, that's right. Yeah, April shouts out, we
respect you had a great run. They have black and white balloons for n
W because its nWo for life and this ship, you know, come on
now, Yeah, I mean they they had definitely had the branding down pretty
well. They had the black and white guitar too. Yeah, yeah,
you're right, it's true. But yeah, so it's Steiner's birthday and that
is something to remember for this whole show. Yeah, it's like the one,
it's the glue to this episode. So it cuts to Terry Funk and
the rest of the crew as they leave backstage. They're all sitting there like
it's got Steiner's birthday. Yes, it's exactly what They're sitting there. It's
Funk, Sabisco, Orndorf, and arn Anderson sitting in a very small room
together watching a very small monitor. And when it shows him on screen,
like I don't know why, because this happens throughout the show too, you
just hear like a couple, a group, a couple dudes just go that's
me backstage, I'm celebrating Scott's The old dudes are getting no playback here,
No pussy for the fucking old guy's backyards or pussy No fucking not at all,
man. This company's Yeah, well that's why he's beating up the power
play, and that's why they're beating him up. Well, Funk says something.
Funk says something, but no one can hear it, and then they
all just stand up and walk out of the room. Yeah, they used
to do these segments where they would cut to the backstage. WF did them
too, where they just show people and you can't hear what they're saying and
they cut to something else for whatever reason. W CW in this era would
cut to this you can't understand them, and then just stay on this for
a long time, all quarter amount of time, like no one's really producing
it. It's just like, hey, just go until we tell you not
to go. We go back to Scott Steiner and ladies, the ladies that
you know he's getting on. At night, there's a big Poppa Pump to
go around. He said, I've done this before, and the secret is
you gotta piece yourself well Woolsey. Later at night, big Papa Pump listens
to his own advice. Big Poppa gets two of the girls and goes into
the room with them that was April hundred and major guns. Please fucking put
some respect on the top freaks here in ninety nine, two thousand. Don't
think that's correct. I think she ain't there yet. I think Big Papa
Pub's got freaks all day coming in. Do you know what I mean?
I think you change pretty quickly, Papa. So we get to the Oklahoma
town Hall. Oh dude, I'm like, so the jr. Music hits
the boomer sooner and uh, I'm like, fir. There was like a
second, like at least five seconds where I was like, why is this
playing? And then I like completely forgot that Oklahoma existed? Yeah, not
only existed. He's a fucking huge part of the show. He's He's in
a championship feud right now. He comes out with a broom and barbecue sauce.
Of course because because the broom, because because yeah, I don't know,
but well, because of what he says here, Well he has a
lot to say here, James Oklahoma says. I got show him to say.
That's what he says. This is crazy because it's I'll have to explain
why this is crazy right now. But anyways, keep going. I just
got something to say to my James, and it ain't politically correct, but
it's the truth. I'm shitcking tired of all these hoo cheese around here that
don't realize that their place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. What
they don't realize they just show a random shot of a woman here, just
sitting there. If they ain't barefoot and pregnant and cleaning up after men like
us, the real men, then real men like us like me just ain't
got no use for them. But this Medusa, she needs to learn her
role. That silicone Freak needs to realize. It's fucking crazy, fucking crazy.
This is the cruiser at the end of the world right now. Everybody,
yes, that's silicone Freak needs to realize that where she belongs is bringing
her husband his slippers and his beer. And if she can't do that,
she ain't no goddamn good. For some reason, during that part, they
cut to the crowd to show someone holding the smallest sign ever that says genetic
freak. I don't know why why And now I'm out here tonight because I
want to send a message to oh maduche. I want to give her a
little taste of exactly what's going to happen, which because he is wrestling Medusa
for the Cruiserweight Championship at the WCW pay per view. That is what has
happened here at w CW. Should out and when I take that ww cruiseweight
title from around her, say you light riddled waist. I'm out here to
issue to open a challenge to any woman who thinks she can beat O Oklahoma.
She'll bring your fat ass down here and let's have ourselves a go to
old fashion slobber knocker. Also shout out Archie Bunker and Ralph Crampton. Yeah
that's right. Oh my god. He shuts out the legendary worst guys Archie
Rap Grandy would have beat this shit out of Medusa. Now I'm gonna do
the same thing. Well, guess what happens. It's just shocking. Asia
answers the challenge Asia and Oklahoma is obviously not happy about this. Asia backflips
to get into the ring off the top. I just want everybody, I
just want to break this down really quick. Just say everybody knows where we
get into the actual because it's a match. Here's a sanctioned match here,
Oklahoma versus Asia but I thought I would just break this down real quick for
everybody, just so we understand where're at. So on the same page,
Oklahoma is Jim Ross, but no, it's Oklahoma. Oklo It's challenging Medusa,
who is the current Cruiserweight Champion of the world. Right, Oklahoma is
Jim Ross challenging Medusa for the cruiserweight title on a pay per view that you
paid for. Correct tonight, Oklahoma, Jim Ross is fighting Asia China.
This is like a fire promant, understand now, And we've got a shout
out to Archie Bunker and Ralph Crampton. I don't see the connections yet.
All here, to be honest, we have Oklahoma versus Asia, and uh
so, yeah, Asia pushes Oklahoma and he bumps and he begs off.
He doesn't want anything to do with Asia here. So Asia turns her back
to you know what, I actually don't know why she why does she do
this? She turns away from him shockingly. Oklahoma. Yeah, you're right,
you're right. Oklahoma bumps agent to the floor, stomps her out on
the outside. So now they're fighting, just on the floor, fighting and
music hits. No one's fucking selling it. Or paying attention to it.
Asia scoop slams Oklahoma on the floor and then it shows a It cuts to
the stage. Finally Medusa, Blue Wig, Blue Boa comes out with a
Cruiserweight championship. Then it cuts back. Asia is full on Homer Simpson goozling
Oklahoma, and he breaks a bottle of barbecue sauce over her head. Everyone
out here got the goddamn glass barbecue annihilates whether there's barbecue juice all over the
place, just balance with the Blue Wig, huge tits cruiserweight title, haven't
arrested, got Downlahoma walking dude is Asia gets it with a glass barbecue sauce
bottle on the outs of the ring, barely the camera almost missed it.
There's barbecue sauce all over the fucking apron. The fuck is going on here?
Man? What am I looking at? Coloroma? Jim Ross starts stuck
being out Asia China Medusa then gets stomped out by Oklahoma Jim Lass, but
then breaks a broom over her head. She's a cruiseweight tim in the world.
She walked out of the river, Blue Wig, and you ship broke
a fucking bottle over Asia China's head. Then beat Medusa with a broom and
then celebrated with a cruiserweight title. He just took out the entire women's division
here and the cruiserweight division ship. Yeah, man, there's barbecue sauce all
over the floor. Oklahoma, Jim Ross is celebrating with a Cruiserweight championship on
the go home to sold out Raymonsterio just got bizz put through a table.
The ending scene of this segment is Oklahoma raising the title up and leaving with
He leaves with the belt. Asia China is laying on the floor fucking saucet
hell sauce. Crazy dude getting beaten up by the glass bottle of barbecue is
crazy. Where the fuck I've gotten this barbecue and it can't different? Holy
shit, man, this is the cruiserweight title. You know this is one
at one point like the beacon of light on this show. That's what I'm
saying. That's a rabis Cerria just got fucking his ass belonged and he's nowhere
near this belt. He doesn't see this belt ever again. And Jerry Flynn
is on this ship, Dude, that is like a lifetime away from this.
It's like a whole somehow the company changes midway through the show into a
whole different company. I'm sorry they didn't take a set down. There is
so many angles in so much bullshit happens in an hour and thirty minutes of
run time, truly. I mean TNA was sometimes like this, dude,
just to everyone puts it, it's just a russo thing. Nothing will ever
touch this. Wow. They could have gotten any goomba off the internet to
book this ship, you know what I mean, like ol SO nw wor
backstage checking on Scott Steiner. Yes, because they're about to head out there.
Well, Seiner's fucking he's busy, it's his birthday and he's fucking thing
man. Oh. Also, they showed Terry Funk and the boys walking through
the backstage area and Terry Funk now has a branding iron. Yeah, he's
using it like a cane. So they play the macho man slim gym commercially
keep that in there. Yeah. Man, he's in a straight jacket and
he breaks out of the straight jacket because he really wasn't slim al man.
That's probably why you're in there. But he's not on the show. He's
in the Asana asylum. Exclude gems yeah, he's not on the show.
You're right. So we have Terry Well, he's probably beating him Hawk or
some man a concert. So Terry Fuck in the age long. This is
unfucking believable. Terry Funk comes out with Paul Orndorf, Larry's Bisco and Arn
Anderson, and the crowd boozed them. They boot them the whole time because
they are old and they don't they are not the nWo. They don't give
a fuck. Yeah, so they replay the Nash power Bomb to Funk through
the stage and it is so fucked up. They replay it like three times,
and is unbelievable that Terry Funk doesn't make sure you saw it. He
doesn't die. How does he not die there? Because he's Terry Funk any
any regular man. That's why I'm saying, like Flair got lucky that he
didn't do this ship. You think Flair would have taken that the fucking power
bomb twelve to six. I don't know. Maybe that was like a fun
thing. He said, you should power by me it up. Fine,
it won't be as school if you don't suck it up. That's true.
Well, Funk is on the mic here he says big sexy dead man,
still wogging. He says, you're gonna have to do more than put me
through the stage to get the best of this old man. Someone starts chanting,
asshole, Terry Fox, this is great's supposed to be the baby faces
here, Well, funk is. If it's war you want, it's it's
war you got. He said, you see these three guys behind me,
I picked them up off the unemployment line. Damn, he's talking cat pockets,
Sirry fuck got Damn. He said, these three guys are my three
guys, and we are the old age outlaw. Dude, Why the fun
did they do this? I yeah, I was gonna I was gonna talk
about that for a second. The the glazing is crazy, dude. I
I can't believe that, Like, you know, especially because we talked about
later on they actually start to get away from it, but during this era
specifically, they were fucking glazing WWF so hard. Bro. Yeah, Yeah,
that shit is fucking unreal. Like, I actually can't believe how how
much bullshit there is that they just like one to two took from WWF.
It was like a rib. This was definitely meant to be a rib,
which is crazy because like this is supposed to be a serious group of legends
and they call themselves the Old Age Outlaws, all right, man crazy,
And it's also it's it's kind of crazy. Really. I don't know if
it's really funny in anyway, but it's fucking crazy that Arn't Anderson and larry'
Zibisco aren't over in WCW anymore. This is like a completely different audience than
the ninety six and ninety seven because we've watched so many wcws where like Larry
can't even do his goddamn introduction he's so crowd is chanting for him so hard.
Yeah, it was the w It was the nWo Shift Project, Did
it really right? nWo made all the legends look like bitch, yeah,
you're right, you're right. Kevin Ash came out, he came out.
Oh yeah. Like even here when Zabisco and arn like cut promos like or
and and Orndorf too, like the crowd like they have lines because they're cool.
They're good at promos still, so like there's stuff that they say that
the crowd's like still into. But it's like the boys come out and they
say, ah, you guys are older yeah, the the the it's this
era. I think if they didn't do so much legends that too. Today
says he likes the old age out So I like that Old Age out laws.
Yeah, yeah, you Arn says if it doesn't kill you, it's
supposed to make you stronger. Well, they almost killed me, and I
don't feel any stronger. But I'm ill as hell as funny. That's what
does that mean? What do you mean that's real ship? What are you
talking about? What does that mean? You didn't get a zinc boost?
Bro? But he's really gonna beat your ass like he's pissed. Fuck you
know what I mean? Well, Arne's planet is like is the find a
broom closet to hide in or maybe hide in the shadows. And the first
time he sees one or all of the back of the nwo's heads, he's
gonna get some payback tonight, which is that's real shit. Yeah, he's
gonna press the saut spot of their skulls in all of them he's got.
He's got three or four barbecue sauce glass bottles. Fuck out, man,
he saidst crazy everywhere. Larry's Abisco takes the my I guess sas ladies and
gentlemen of planet Earth, and all of you end up. He doesn't say
New World Odor, by the way, which I was very upset about.
Yeah, I bet he forgot about it at this point he did. Uh,
this is all of you nWo members in the back. You're gonna open
your eyes and see the truth because you're not looking at Larry's Abisco or Arn
Anderson or Terry Funker par Ollendorff. You're looking at tradition and it has risen,
it's scarred up, ugly head against you. And if it wasn't for
us, you clowns would not be in the wrestling business. And this is
the same old century, and there's not the powers that be and not a
new word older that's gonna make the twenty first century any less. Uh,
make it to the twenty first century unless it's over our dead bodies and legends
never die. It was a good promo. Yeah, these are the Old
Age outlaws. Yeah, it was a good premo. They all cut good
premose. These are the Old Age out laws. God damn it, man,
why that there's no other name that could have four horsemen whatever? They're
the old losers. But they thought maybe this probably works so a little better.
Old freaks of nature, get these guys out of here. Paul Orndorf
cuts a promo saying, the last three four weeks, you've seen these men
in the front row, and it does a shot in the front row of
the crowd and it shows the following people Reno Elix, Skipper, Chuck Palumbo,
Sonny Siaki, and Kuwi QUEI looked like Mike today because he had to
hear slick back. Oh that's right, he's not quewe yet, he's just
Michael probably. Uh sometimes space of that. By the way, something obviously
doesn't make it to that angle. I guess right. Well, he was
supposed to be the guy that the franchise was talking about earlier. Oh,
he's gonna be the specialty, they said, I never mind, he's the
rock Shane Deggans trying to set him up for it earlier. Yeah, well,
you know we Worndorff says, these men from my are from my power
plant, and they bleed every day, and they sweat tears every day.
I punched their eyes. Yeah, they bleed every day and they sweat tears.
That's the things that went down to that place. Man there's not like
that's like some super so to help keep the tradition of what we have done
so many years ago, that tradition still lives. And some people think we're
past our prime. And I don't know about you, but I can still
stay up all night with the best of them. And if you want to
get in a fight, I can still do that too. And you saw
all of us get fired, and we kicked everybody's ass, and we're gonna
kick here to be here tonight. And you think these old dogs don't have
another bite at them, you're wrong, because tonight we're gonna take a chunk
out of your ass. Yeah. Well, here comes to n WO.
Yeah, yeah, wus j Jeff Jared's in a Tennessee Titans jersey and we're
in goddamn Buffalo, New York. Man. You're not supposed to do that.
Not again. I feel like we've watched too many episodes of Jeff Jared
Titans jersey in Buffalo and fighting with the fucking Buffalo. Yeah, always with
the Buffalo Bills. Well stop fighting though, So Nash comes out and he
says, it's kind of our right ironic that we go on that you guys
went on at eight o'clock. How it worked out for you guys and allowed
you guys to get your early bird dinner in and one fantas Nash says,
Funk, I don't know if you're suffering from Alzheimer's brain damage or combination of
the two. But I was gonna wait and do this. It sold out.
But I guess you're not just gonna learn, are you now? Myself?
Instead of being out here, you know, badgerin with the senior circuit,
I should be buying some new suits because I want to look good when
I become the new commissioner. Now, looking by your apparel, you didn't
get the memo of any dress code. That's a nice target out for you
got the commissioner. And then it zooms in on Terry Funk's out face and
the Nash looks at him and says, what do you gotta say? You
got line? You gotta say? The old man? Oh yeah, Arn
Anderson is feeding him the lines as we're going through this. Yeah he is.
He is. That. It is that all you have. Don't you
have anything else to say? Because if you don't, I'll tell you my
role here at w c W. I make each and every match, and
I'm gonna make all these matches tonight. And Jeff Jarrett, you're in three
matches tonight. Yeah, that's a booker right there. Funk says, I
know you're in your I know you're in sold out in a triple threat threat
or match. That's right, that's right. Line, Well, let me
tell you I'm putting you in not one, but three matches. The first
match will be a wrestling match, which is not true. No, it
won't be. This is not the owner of the matches, yea. The
second match will be a bunk house brawl in the third match will be a
cage match, and every match will be against one of my very close friends.
Jared says, that's fine, fine, that's fine. We said you
gotta do one thing for me. You gotta tell me who my opponents are
gonna be in the match, because i'mnna kick their asses, just like the
Tennessee Titans kick the Buffalo bills these guys to it's just ship brings Saturn back
out here, throw them off the drawn. Anyone else is gonna take above
tonight. So Jared says, in that wrestling match, if it's gonna be
Zibisco you should tell me now because I'm gonna have to apologize ahead of time
because I'm gonna stretch his ass, Like, what did he say? Tell
me you're going to fuck him? Terry so Funk says, you're not going
to be in the ring against any of these three men the night who are
unemployed loser old man. He says, you will be going against three of
my very best friends tonight. This is the longest segment of all time.
It's not even close to darlas Like, we haven't even who's the referee yet.
Man. Yeah, Sharon says, well, I just hope they don't
die before they get to the ring, and Terry Funk says, well,
you don't have to worry about that, dude. I forgot what Terry Funk
said. He says something. Kevin Hass whispered to Jeredy that's what he say.
He said. Turkey Funk said, uh, that he's gonna have his
close personal friends wrestle, and then Kevin Nash whispered to Jared. Jared says,
yeah, they don't die the move the ring. It was Kevin Nash
that told him to say that. Through Terry Funk. You Kevin Dash is
not trying to get this back on track because they're so lost. They're so
lost in this segment, man, they are lost. James, you're right,
he says, I'm gonna be in this functions. I'm gonna be in
this ring, and whenever you're in the ring, you're gonna have three different
batches, all right, gonna I don't know, dude, Nash like you
said that, says I guess arn Anders is gonna be the raft. You
gotta re You got your referees here tonight. No, yeah, Funk says
no, he's I have a very special refee in mind, and that's gonna
be Chris. That's not it, because Bret Hart's got something to say.
Brent says, you can't do that. Do that ship, folks. I'll
do whatever I want. In fact, tonight, you're a wrestling to you
in a wrestling matt with the world. She's Fambianship online and uh, you're
gonna be a wrestling Kevin Ash Well, you better get I says, no,
you better get a new idea because you're senile and an idiot and senile
and you're an idiot and yeah, I gotta lose that world. Man.
You gonna the funk says, if you take it easy on each other,
y'all will see you suspended for a year without pay, and Brett Hart,
you'll be stripped of the world's title. Well, they completely fucking bury this
immediately because Nash says, well, I've saved a lot of money unlike you,
so I'll just take the year off. He graduated me too, Kevin,
I say, graduated from Ghana la la. I got a courts funding
degree, got a logicalalala as far as he got the goddamn degree. And
then him the fucking like Jeff Jarard look at the ring, looking at the
ring, mouth the gate, waiting for Terry fuck to say anything like that
word very shy. You're gonna lose that belt? Are Bred says I'm not
gonna lose it, and Fuck says, well, I'm gonna take it from
you. And now Scott terared, fuck you. He said they bleeped the
whole promo. Yere, they cut his whole mic, Like dude, James,
I thought he was just bleeped on TV. I think they cut his
whole feed because he cuts this entire promo that only Steiner can hear, because
he's just talking to himself and it cuts back to the ring and arn Anderson
says, why why God, I'm gonna lager about that window music get cuts
Steiner were like eight women. Guess what gives my answer? Fun Gordon's degree
and gotta I have made a lot of money too, and I'm gonna take
her off. Yeah, Princess, Yeah me too, holy ship man.
Yeah, this is the most wrestling ass segment ever. Like it's the longest
most I forgot what I'm saying. We don't know what we're doing. Na,
she's just ribbing them, but I would not, Like, I'm so
glad this exists. This Like this doesn't exist anymore. Whatever this is like
this is a relic of time where like a bunch of guys that know how
to talk are just out there talking. Do they have a fucking They know
what they're supposed to get to, but they'll get to it when they get
to it. They're legends, you know what I mean, They're gonna do
it. This whole Like this doesn't happen anymore. So I have on TV
now it ruins the whole company. Yeah, the company, They're all fired.
They'll they'll put out a message the next day you're gone. And also,
uh, sunny Siaki was here. Everybody remember that clean Sonny Saki and
Sexy Nash. There's Kevin Big sexy, fucking ridiculous segment. Glad it exists,
had a wonderful, truly unbelievable man. Appreciate this. Yeah, so
we got backstage, Funk. But we got backstage and we're already back here
with the boys again, the old Age out now you can say it,
the only old Age outlaws. So backstage, Funk tells Arne to go out
and wait for a limo because his close personal friends are going to be here.
And it's cold, and orn Ais knows that a jacket. He's very
he's balding, so it's even worse. And also they stay on this for
way too long. Yeah, they just sit there and like like Brotherings is
the thinker sitting there, man crazy man, So buff bagwe ddp are walking
and talking because they got a face face coming up. Arn Anderson is outside,
he sees the limo, He looks inside and he goes, hell,
is this that's not sorry? It was supposed to be Kimberly Page right,
she is very hot. She is unbelievable. I insert myself into this DDP
of Buff bag little food. If I may sadly, sadly, you may
not bummer well, I get chrispan Wall. Oh my god, so so
DDP and Buff Baglay shows a recap of their feud over ddp's wife, which,
if you guys watch w CW in this era, every single DDP feud
is over his wife, all of those sexy sexy Scott Steiner also wants to
fuck his wife. Dude. The recap video starts close up of ddp's face
saying, ain't doing my wife? Ain't that right a death? You're right?
Yeah? Me and Jean says, there's vicious rumors about you. And
Kimberly page to Buff Bagwell, and Buff says we're just friends and they're fighting,
and me and Jean says DDP was in Hollywood and Buffy were seeing time
after time with Kimberly, and DDP says he was hitting on his wife left
and right. And DDP says, Buff is a good looking guy and the
ladies love him, but so do the guys. So do the guys?
All right? Yeah, this, by the way, did we ever give
DDP a certain strike? DDP has so many strikes, I think, I
mean here, it is good not letting Buff bagwell my wife. But DDP
was and he was yeah, Well, Buff says, if DDP wasn't married
to Kimberly, Buff would put his stuff all over her. And ddp's response
was, I don't think so. Buff stuff ain't big enough. So if
you had a bigger you, yeah, but it's just stop pick enough for
us. So he can't do it, and then they fight some more.
Why don't we ask Kimberly? Hello, Kimberly, she's here. She showed
up to watch from the bag from Yeah, you just walk out here and
you probably said all this straight. If you want to say, yeah,
yeah, why don't that anyone just ask her? No? Okay, we
got a pay per view coming up, do we? Oh yeah, I
know one of the matches. The matchs is a mystery man in the Revolution
Manchi and then o'll glaho over. That's a classic. So d DP and
Buff Bagwell go face to face here, Mean Gene introduces the sec Mean Jean's
even lost here too, isn't he? For some reason? You can actually
hear production tell me Jean keep going a little more, a little bit more
so he starts patting out his words crazy, and then he goes to introduce
Buff. He says, here is this stuff Diamond Dallas if he is surprised
and he's introducing him. Uh. DDP gets in the ring and does the
bang diamond cutter talent and Pyro goes off. But I like ry style,
rye back style. Mean Gene is holding his asshole now and then there's smoke
coming out from under the ring. I don't know what happened here. Yeah,
I don't know, man, I uh, I couldn't tell you.
I do know that Buff is out here in a medium shirt crazy supersh medium,
and he didn't do the arms on the way out. Well, this
is a serious night. Well he fucked my wife. He fucked my wife.
There's a five minute timer on the screen. They cannot touch each other.
They can talk to each other, but they can't touch each other.
This also feels like they did not plan this. No, I feel like,
you know a lot of Russ's stuff was like just shoot off the cuff,
yes, because you know the controversy creates cashers on mere Yeah, or
it just buries everybody on the show. So DDP says, dude, it
does it does because this is like, this is bad. It like it
makes some It actually makes DDP look like an idiot. I wanted Buff Bagwan
to come out here doing the dance with the boxing gloves on me too.
Oh my god, So DDP says, a monkey, grab the microphone.
You're gonna need it, and Buff pulls out one from his back pocket and
DDP says oh, and Buff says, I got one. Monkey. They
circle each other and this is this is exactly what happens here, because this,
this needs to be talked about in in in lengthier James. I feel
like because it's so DDP says, so Puff get it because he not not
Buffet that it's upside down if you if you look at it, he says,
so buff last startsday on Sunday. That pitch off and Buff says you
hit a few buttons and DDP says good, I'm just getting started. Well.
Buff says, oh really, how's your wife? Oh? DDP says,
I don't know. While you tell us what what what what? Buff
says, I'll tell you. We're just friends. I'm a great listener.
D says, wow, now you're a great listener, and buffs iss Kimberly
and I. We're just friends and you know that. But I see that
little sparkle in your eye, and you know what, I'm not too sure
if it may not be DDP that's got the shortcomings. I guess you know
the cock. Let's break that line down here, short DDP, you got
the sparkle in your eye? Cock is a small buddy, he small d
What the fuck? He's First of all, this is my life. What
are you talking about my life? Who cares? Yeah? Cares what I
got? Here's mine? Well, DDP says, trying to cause me fifty
k off the off the rim, which I guess that line about his cocky
he doesn't mind the wife stuff like saying he has a small dick is gonna
make him punch you and I'm gonna have to pay fifty grand. Buff says
you got it as in fifty grand, and D says I got it,
jack off really upset encounter whoa, whoa whoa. Yes, shortcomings, that's
good, but it's got earlier said every single bad word you could get,
every wear, all seven of the deadly fucking words. Yeah, ddp's shortcomings.
That's good, but it's not original. Little man hey, little man,
cut the bullshit and let's get right to me. That night when you're
at the bar hitting on my wife all night long, Buff says, don't
go there. Deepe says I'm there. Buff says, listen to me,
we're just friends. Well, DDP says, I'm wanting to try something with
him here he has seen his wife to ask this. Well, he's in
hollywoods of course, no cell phones, phones, hasn't seen the building backstage.
DP says, try to be honest for a moment, worrying you the
guy in the bar feeding my wife drinks all night long, trying to take
advantage of a situation that you know we talked about. I called you when
I was in l A and I told you we were having problems and that
she missed me. But what did my buddy do that doesn't do all I
was thinking? With his big head, he tries to get my wife.
My wife bed. Kimberly is watching backstage at this point. By the way
they show it on the tron, she enjoyed. Everyone can see it.
She does. Well. Bob says, listen, let's just say it was
Page that was getting blamed for UH for having an affair with one of the
boys wives. Let's just say that sexual chemistry, well, you could cut
it with a knife at that night, you could at least is that what
you're saying. If that's what you're saying, mister d DP, mister Pardiman,
mister knight club owner, tell me you wouldn't have done the same thing.
Both of them arguing about if they would have got another boy another one
of the boy's wives drunk and Functor that's what's going on. Yeah, no,
I wouldn't. That's the perfect There you are here, all right?
Great? Yeah, Deep says, oh, so you didn't do it,
but says I didn't do it. He said, Well, why the hell
should I believe you? Why should I trust you? Buff says, why
the hell should you not? He says, I'll take a lot detective right
now, everybody here knows I'm buffing on the stuff. Detector test would have
been crazy, man, would have been awesome. Man. I wonder how
w W would have handled that. I know WWF does. Yeah, you're
right. Uh. DDP says, so you're saying I overreacted. You're saying
I'm a bold face liar, and Buff says, let's ask a people.
Am I a liar? The crowd was on boff side. I felt like
here they were there, crowd was there. Ye know that they were they
watching that they were sitting. I'm seated. Well, DDP says, the
one problem I got is the boys say, over and over to me,
you know this is crazy that the boys, all the boys know about this.
Ask your wife, just don't your wife? Dude, throw you,
he says. You know all the boys are saying, you know, Paige
Bagwell keeps talking about how sexy your wife's birthmark is. If I if I
heard the boys said anything in the cars there about my wife, I'm throwing
ones immediately. Yeah, the boys are talking about bird Park. I don't
even care. Man, I'm sorry, Yeah, I hear you. Man,
the boy the boys Quitman, I'm swaying. I'm asking Terry fucking he
doesn't know. That's what he about. D DP says, not the birthmark
everyone can see. I'm talking about only the one I could see. I
thought we were good. What happened? Yeah, why do you go there?
We're not good. We're not good. Buff says, So that's what
this is about. Well, that's easy. I've definitely seen that. But
so off all the boys, and DP punches Buffing. Five minutes is up,
by the way, so we're good. So DDP punches Buff in the
head and then this is god, God damn you d DP, God damn
you man. This like DDP in this era is like not the same guy.
I don't know where the cutoff is. Maybe when he cut his hair
he changes into a whole different dude, because that's like the movie change number
something here, But like, this is not my this is not the people's
champion right here. So DDP bumps Buff. Then he's just distracted. His
wife is hot so much so that he's distracted by her watching the monitor,
which is being shown on the tron. So she's watching herself watch DDP watch
her on the tron, watching herself watching DDP on the tron. Fine,
got that, Yeah sounds awesome. So DDP is distracted by his wife buff
bagwell, unsheaths the baton, he sh on him, that's real, and
he fucking batters ddp's ribs with the baton and he's beating him relentlessly and screaming,
I didn't do it, I didn't do it. That's the stuff right
there. Someone's got to get the rip tape back of this dude because he
is a bit right now. I'm sure he has it. At the pay
per view, DDP stinks buff Bagwell is awesome and he should it. Relieve
Yeah, side fuck her for me, buff fuck her in the little rock
fucking bar for us. Apparently the match of the pay per view is last
man standing, no rules, no ref I have no idea how that works,
just what I don't worry about it, worried about don'torry about it because
bump back on unsha this baton and beat this ship. The DDP last scene
saying my wife, that wife monkey, never bring your girl to w c
W. Man be one of my worst decisions I ever bring. Then we're
all looking at her pussy birthmark. All of the girls, all the boys
wives were not their wives by the end of their running w c W.
You can make a list the Yeah that's it's crazy, dude. You can
pike a list and it would it would check out. I think she was
showing her pussy and or asshole birthmark to all the boys. D DP come
on, hey, funk the segment Randy Savage would have beat the fun got
a d d P D to a kid rock concert and assaulted him. Were
out in the little rock bar or whatever. Bertie Savage is talking to his
wife and he's telling her, Hey, if that's c d P, I
meant the funk out dog, that's what the fuck out dog with a big
food TV pieces. Not like that, He's not. He's not like,
why the fuck didn't d d P unsheat the baton, you dumb ass?
Come on, man, she gotta ask yourself. I'm asking wife if you
don't unsheat the baton? So back, says Jeff. Jarrett is talking with
Brett and Kevin Nash. Yeah, he's upset, and Jared's got three matches
tonight and one of them is the person will tell you that. So Brett
and Nash argue with each other, so they actually want to fight each other.
They kiss each other off, like yeah, it's like when you're,
you know, juggle with one of your boys and one of them actually gets
angry. And that happens a lot, as it should. And I'm gonna
start doing that more often. I just did. I just did what you
believe it. Arn is waiting for someone to show up to face Jared and
Crispin wah In red shirt is here. Dude, Arn outside is upset because
come on, man, it's freezing out. He's rubbing his arms and ship
and a car arrives. It is not a limo, and Arn opens the
door and just like sticks his entire head inside the car as he was going
on there, just like they're not in the they're not in the driver's seat,
they're driving driving itself was in the seat. Yeah, that's a question
for the undertaker. Well, Crispin is here in his ref shirt. He
is Jeff Jarrett's here, and he has an entire fucking cart yes, yeah,
and pyro also, which he does have the pyro which I was confused
James, because this is the wrestling match. It was match number one?
Why does he have weapons? No? Wrong? This is uh we changed
that, Yeah, you just did. We didn't tell you are telling anybody?
Terry Terry also wasn't. So the Old Age Outlaws come out and Terry
Funk is here to present Jeff Jarrett's first opponent, which is going to be
a bunk bunk house cows bro okay, and well it's goddamn an old homeless
man and he's confused and lost on the stage and that's not actually the opponent.
It's just a guy that fucking showed up, stumbled a drunk onto the
stage behind the old HL and he has the dumbest look possible on his face.
It's George the Animal Steal. That's who that was. Yeah, if
you can believe that. Oh, I see he has his own bit of
weapons also, by the way, Yeah, that that is. This whole
thing is fucking crazy. By the way, Jeff Jarrett versus George the Animals
Steal Bunkw's of Brawl, long sleeve shirt pants on, an alys green tongue
was sucking out jole your answers backstage, yummy in rept Bar, I remember
Joins the Animal Steal specifically for two things, fucking biting the term buckle and
then the other wise just being in the video games, and I go,
damn, look at Georgia Edibles being very hairy, extremely hairy and like hunched
over crazy. Yeah. Yeah, and we've talked about it before. The
one thing I remember most four is having that Jack's Legends figures with real hair
on it. Yeah. That is fucked up, you know what I mean?
Yeah, those are funked up. Yeah, I'm gonna that's your I
got your Christmas list here. It's some stomp figures and the George the Animal
Steel Harry. Harry's one of my good Jeff Jarrett versus George the Animal Steel.
George is just throwing ship in the ring, trying to hit Jarrett with
it as he does it as well, not really succeeding, but he does
it. Yeah. Me gets the juice a trash can on, Jarrett bunks
him on ahead with the chair. First one was the worst fucking trash can
shot in the entire history of Too Nice George. This is w CW two
thousand swing. Well, when George's Animal Steel was working, they were actually
nice to each other and worked. Yeah, well, guess brother, the
business changed. He's like trying to stop Jared from getting in. He's hitting
in with the various weapons. Jarrett tries to leave, which signals for George
the Animal Steel to start eating the turnbuckle. That's right, because that's that's
what he does. I can't imagine the asbestos this guy and haled over the
years, the green tongue permanent that ship. I can't imagine that. Man.
That's gotta be tough. It's fucking I mean he did it forever too.
Yeah, you're right. Vince McMahon forced him to eat his justice part
of it, for his entire career, paid to eat hisbestos. Perfect for
Undiscovered. It wasn't even they didn't know Histos was the thing yet George animal
steals insides figured it out and he had to do that, and he could
never stop doing it. If anytime he came into a wrestling ring past his
w w f era, you were eating a turnbuckle, didn't matter what tongue.
I bet you had every contract signing he's ever done every Yeah, he's
eating them. He's eating this ship forever, bro. That's like, that's
a curse that Vincent man put on this man's head. That is crazy.
It's like Giant Gonzales showing up like he's got to be cockles and balls,
you know, forever. Is George still still alive? Sure, let's see.
Ah he's not. I was gonna say, we got to bring him
out to turn bunle. All of them were lucky to eat all Oh my
god, nobody ever fucking do that. You gotta eat all nine turno.
Justa man, get crazy, get crazy, gets stupid. Hell yeah,
dude, Georgie animal steel and he'll Billy Jim would be my wrestle media.
That is like a fucking I would rather like get hit with several airplanes.
I'm about toot an airplane. Billy Jim doing the goddamn jig in the ring,
and fucking Georgia, Billy she is dancing in the ring. Dude,
I'm calling in many bomb threads and then nine times in no television. Fuck
you man, finish See that no one knew any different. Yeah that it
was awesome and like Russell was better for real. Yeah, guys eat its
best as turnbuckles and do the jig in the ring. You got a problem
that fucking a w fucking a w. You need a turnbuckle eater. Now
looking at a WSE. Guys are killing themselves on a nightly basis every week,
diving off the fucking buildings. It was still looking at the ship like
what I eat the turnbuckle here? So yeah, he's eating the turnbuckle.
The Old Age Outlaws walk Jarrett back to the ring. In the process,
George Steale has ripped off his shirt. He is so fucking hairy and he's
chowing down on the fucking turn buckles stuffing well, Jeff Jarrett turns him around
and brains him with a guitar. I like orgasms at that point. I
definitely came in my pants. That was swung hard on that mother. George
the animal steal get guitar by Jeff Jarrett was like a dream of mindless that
started at the beginning to dismatch it, and I got it before the end.
Let me tell you a dream I had the other night the show.
So Jared brains George Steel with the guitar. Fucking just this guitar goes everywhere.
That was sick George the animals steal hairy ship turn buckle eater, got
goddamn tar. I'm fucking Jeff Jarrett man. Like the guitar shots like the
coolest shit in the world to me. It might be my favorite weapon usage
like character, and it's protected the fucking guitar. Yeah, it's great.
So Arn Anderson is behind Jared while this is going on. By the way,
Jared turns around gets here with a fucking spine buster. The referee Crispin
walk dragons on to Jared. His name is Crispin, all right. It
drags him onto Jarrett fast counts to three. George the Animal steal hairy turnbuckle,
chow down, motherfucker beats Jeff Jarrett in match one of three. Chris
Crispin wa is counting his days to go to w w F and they have
him like a referee. George the Animals steal fucking and we'll talk about the
rest of the get. One week later, Ben wa is gone from the
const Yeah, like he I mean the way he's coming out here and it
looks like he's pissed to be here. He probably is. They probably had
many meetings. Dude. I was supposed to eat the turnbucket. That's my
day. I'm gonna tell you. I was to eat the turnfunk. What
the fuck is going on here? Man? Well he wins the title.
I don't want that ship this fucking world. Man. Yes, do people
know that that he won the title? I don't think so. But we
will be talking about that because we got to cover the fucking nitro after star
or sold out after Oh you mentioned that, Yeah you're right, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes. So we go backstage. Scott Steiner
is having sex with the women too at a time many which is you know,
I respect that it's like Noah's arc. You know, Jesus for hearing
me, Jesus whatever this man just said. Please repent this man since that
is father, he does not know what he speaks, and also repent me
for saying Jesus should be awesome. That's the sorry. That's all throughout that.
So Scott start comes out with the ladies. He comes out the doors,
shirt off, towel on. He is wet with perspiration, super wet.
One of the girls says, now I know what to call him,
big Papa pump. Yeah that's right, you damn right, you damn right.
He brings some more girls back there, and he's fucking them too.
That's a real recap there. Yeah, he comes out. He says,
all right, which one of you freaks like champagne? And they all raise
their hands. So Steiner pours champagne on his chest and they all go and
says, all right, two blondes, two blondes. Another day, So
Jared is talking to Nash, and Jared is this is the most nothing conversation.
It's it's one of those that's supposed to be like they're the commentary is
supposed to talk over this. It supposed like b roll like Jared's not saying
anything, and that's just to say anything either. It's the most nothing ever
Jared. Well, Jared says he wants to throw Brett out of the group,
which I don't know if that's like the real story hero like yeah he
huh man what Canadian hero? Easy? Come on now? Yeah, it's
like super nothing. What are you talking about, buddy? Yeah, but
yeah, you're right there, cheats for some reason. I guess we're gonna
try to wedge the n w O here. Immediately after they've got back together,
so George is back there with the Old Age out Laws and they're they're
treating him like he's a dog or something. They did a good job,
that's at that Turnbuck real good George. Yeah, Funk tells Steele that he's
never looked better. Mean what I He tells Arn to go get the next
guy, and Steele says, surprise. You know, I knew he was
like a turnbull gold fucking eater, but I didn't know he was just like
a complete caveman. That's group's crazy. Great gimmick, uh great gimmick him
and no Billy Jim would have sold the massive right now. He told front
room, fucking class. First classic in the hell is taken to MSG.
George Steele says surprise, and Funk says, surprise, George, real,
surprise. You were great a job. So last Thursday on Thunder Stevie Ray,
Slapjack Booker, the one on Midnight was just mean Steve Right and stuff
ship out of Midnight, So yeah, I guess it said Stevie agreed to
a pre match stipulation, which I guess was maybe just the fucking face like
I don't know what. Then they didn't explain it, said he agreed to
a pre mat stipulation, and then Midnight pulled down an upset and Stevie Ray
then stabbed them both in the bag with a slabjack. Yeah, slabjack.
So Stevie Ray has a town hall coming up, yeah yeah, and mean
Jene introduces him. He introduces Stevie Ray, and Mean Jane says Steve Ray,
and there's obviously a problem. And Steve Ray says, Hey, why
don't you do me a favor of mean Gene give me the mic between you,
Mike Today, No Charisma, Toni Shavanni and this one Horse Wonder Bobby
Heenan between all four y'all you're probably making a million dollars and you can't do
your job right, Bobby, He is making more than a million by himself.
Yeah, easily, come on out. Well, everyone wants to know
what's going with Steve Ray and well, i'll tell you you and all these
buffalo fruit booties out of here. Listen what buffalo fruites. I had to
look this up. I was like, he did he con thing. It's
a Stevie Ray thing fruit booties. He uses it a lot, it is.
It's crazy. Yeah, buffalo fruit booties. Listen up, buffalo fruit
booties. I'll give a damn bou. You're not liking me. Seven years
ago we came WW. They didn't want us, and they tried to keep
us down and me and my brother fighting together, and all that changed with
my brother started to get a little success and he went on his own and
won a no good TV title because that's all they want you to have TV
tels. Sweet good TV title is pretty good when it's on the TV show
and defended regularly on the TV show. I'll tell you a place with that
doesn't happen. We don't have one, so you're not talking about us.
Well, Steve Ray says, what you don't kid is, uh, how
are you going to turn your back on me? He just hit Booker and
Midnight with his jack in the back of the head. Yeah, well that
was their fault. Well, he said, he turned his back on the
neighborhood. And just because you come out here with those Johnny Carson suits and
those Bruno Magley's shoes don't mean you're from the hood anymore. And we know
what happened in the last second that stepped down Bruno magley shoes on. He
was talking about O. J. Simpson by the way, Oh was he
okay? Yes, that was what it was. There was a sorry sorry
was she ran for many many rushing yards touchdowns. Yeah, there's an asshole
chant here by the way. And Bobby Heenan says, they're calling you tony.
Stevie Ray says, that sold out, you know you. I only
want one thing and that's my brother has a I want my brother to pay
for and it's a paper you named after him. The only thing, the
only thing I want is to go do commentary on Thunder. And guess what
you're gonna do, buddy, You're gonna go do commentary on Thunder. It's
it's great, it's it's a remarkable commentary on Thunder. Actually, oh yeah,
by the way, that's my favorite Booker line on commentary right now.
That's how I know he's enjoying it. Booker t and Midnight walk on to
the stage and then their music hids a lot of interesting cues here, and
then you know, I'm I'm kind of surprised. I guess it like it
makes it makes sense on like a like it makes sense on a surface level
that like, Okay, if we have a match at the pay per view,
every once you get a promo to talk about the match of the pay
per view because the paper is coming up right now, right, But at
the same time, not every match for the match that I'm crazy, that
is crazy that I'm a Jim Ross hitting Asia China with a fucking barbecue sauce
bottle and needed That's what they needed to get the people into the mangle.
That's so like it's it's a surface level thinking to it, like some matches
could just be matches. I think that I think that Stevie Ray hitting Booker
in Midnight with the slapjack was enough was enough for me to go to the
baber you and go Booker midnight when I fucked this guy up. Yeah,
maybe Steve Ray could have want to match tonight. No, he had to
call him fruit booties instead. Okay, thank you. Yeah, well,
you know he's gotta get his line over his new heel line. Oh yeah,
that's true, and he has a big run coming up. Sir Buker
says, man, we're brothers. This is Harlem heat, and you're talking
about you want me to match and me and you you know we slept in
the same bed for twelve years of my life, and I'm not gonna fight
you. Stevie Ray says, listen, you're talking about getting your ass kicked.
That means you had to go get this and he points at midnight.
He says, you're gonna have to go get this crack a jack fruit boody
right here to watch your back, just saying jack crack and jack fruit man.
I hear. Oh yeah, Booker says, I love you and you're
my brother, and our mother is turning over in a grave right now.
So I'm not fighting you. I don't care what you want to do.
I don't care. We're not fighting it sold out, not rustling not rustling
anywhere, and we're out of here. Well, Booker goes to leave and
Steve Ray spends him around and slaps the dog ship out of him, slaps
the funk out of him, and Booker says, you know what, all
right, we're gonna fight and sold out, dude, heed you with a
slapjack already, like the slap to the face was more. He says,
you gotta fight it, sold out and this ship won't be fixed, now,
can you dig that? All right? So move the point? Yeah,
I actually don't know, especially because like like especially undercard stuff on the
show. You know, sure, just do the undercard stuff, you know
what I mean? But you're right, like Booker had enough reason to want
to fight last Thursday, on our last Wednesday on the him, Booker should
have came out and made the challenge here or Steve Ray want to match a
Booker comes out making the challenge like I would have had. I would have
had him come out and say you damn buffalo fruit booties, and I would
have to look at you at midnight, jump his ass, break it up.
Ted Washington joins in too, Yeah, why not, He's gotta join
it. A lot of night he's got a lot he got tonight. So
Terry funking the Old Age outlaws come out here and they introduce Jeff Jarrett's next
opponent. Terry Funk has a fucking microphone for some reason. Here He's got
more to fucking say. He says, when you talk about fire, you
talk about the next legend. I guarantee you he can light up the ass
of any NW punk. He was a former w w W. He was
a former w W World Dag Team. Jammien, gentlemen, my friend Dios
Santana and this is fucking Tina Santana's here. That's pretty fucking and Tino Santanoo
is good. He does look good. He's ready for another run. Yeah,
he's got the outfit on it. He came to work tonight. Dude.
Yeah, Shavanni's fucking fire. He said, Terry Funk has done it
again. Well, Terry Funk is not done talking, because he goes to
co Terry and says, hey, Commissioner, here, I know the NW
are a bunch of roid heads. They got a fistfull of hemorrhoids between their
ears. Damn it. Do you understand there? Then get the funk out
of here, bro, I don't think Blair would have been as good as
as committed. I'm just saying Funk is like somehow he's he's controlled, unhinged.
I don't know if that makes sense. Yeah, like Flair is professional
unhinged, right, and and like Funk is like change yes right yeah,
uh so yeah, legit, it's gonna say ever, dude, No,
No, he's he's actually the Scott Steiner of his era. That's fucking real.
Ship. So Jared's on the floor fucking with the Buffalo Bills who are
on the front row, and he shoves big Ted Washington, which is not
something you got damn doing. Buffalo, New York guys. Yeah, he's
on the Buffalo Bills. You guys know that he's seen this. Have you
heard about this? Hey, this guy's here all the time. He loves
w CW watching a big w CW guy. He's a part of like every
Buffalo show going anytime Buffalo, it's always Jeff Jarrett is Ted Washington, Jeff
Jarrett viz Russet. Well the boy. The Buffalo Bills are holding Ted Washington
back and Orndorff goes over the check on him, and Jared just shoves and
Paul Orndorf over dude, he just pushes his ass. He falls over the
chair. I was like, damn, Like I don't know, like how
good Paul Orndorf fince right now, Like I don't know how well off he
is? Like they just allright orfuns ever? See later. Actually that Paul
Orndorff is very good and ready for his next run with Tito Santana. God
what it's team. I would much rather see that Dan Hillbilly Jim, Okay,
general. See there's a difference right there, buddy, you're booking house
shows. I'm booking rest so many. I'm looking thunder. You're not.
You're not a commission over there. Okay. So Jared gets into the ring
and this is when I find out this is a dungeon match. That's right,
a dungeon match, which is of course pin fall submission or if you
go to the floor. That was that's all he said. That's right,
don't go to the floor now mission or if you go over the top rose
just to the floor, don't go out there now. Now why was this
a dungeon match? Because at the pay per view it's a dungeon match.
I see now, the Dungeon match stipulation does not come into play whatsoever in
this one. Why would it. It's just like, I mean, they
didn't even announce it as that. It was just was no, they just
say it on commentary. I guess to be fair, whenever they do the
ring announcing, I never hear it. Yeah, they stopped like it's not
for us. Yeah, yeah, it's very strange. Tino Santana looks good
here, like you were saying, fucking pip tass drop kick. He's doing
the bunch, looking for a job. He's moving forearm. Yeah, dude,
come back. Yeah, he's looking good. I was like, damn,
I mean, I like, damn. We brings Tino Santana ba a
run. Oh yeah, goddamn well uh Tino Santana sunset flips Jarrett and then
Jarrett clotheslines him in the face, takes him out. Then big Ted Washington
gets on the apron. The crowd is losing the fucking mind. Biggest pop
of the knight. It's a huge pop, even compared to when Ted Washington
comes back to w c W. This is the biggest pop you ever got.
This is a gold brig pop. Yeah, this is hands up standing
right now. So Jared hits a stroke on completely unnecessary man. Ben Wah
pulls Jarrett off the pin as he goes to in Tito Santana and then pretends
to be distracted by I think Zubisco Larry's Bibiscos on the apron, that's right.
Yeah. Paul Orndorff gets in the ring and hits a spinning pile driver.
The crowd is going nuts. Paul, spinning pile drivers working fucking holds
and ship this is crazy man, and he wins, wins. Yeah,
man, they got the right coming up, Ted Washington, Larry's Abisco Tito
Santana. Dude, the spinning pile driver looks fucking great. He also looked
like in shape too. You cannot yeah, you cannot be the like head
of the power point unless you had a haircut like that. Yeah. Wow.
The crowd was like that fucking lit it's a party in Buffalo. Were
getting crazy as bitch, Dude, Ted Washington's fired the funk off and that's
not even like It's gets even crazier. This is fucking insane. Tank Abbott
is on his way to the ring. Yeah, hell yeah he is.
You know why right, No, go on man he attacked Doug Dillinger got
fined fifteen grand and also Tim Brand That's right, Doug Dillinger had a security
at w CW. Yeah, like James said, tank Abbot knocked out head
of security. Doug Dillinger fined fifteen thousand dollars. But before this, he
was fined to ten thousand dollars for attacking Doug Doug Dillinger before and Tank Abbott
is here to sell his match at the paper with Jerry Glynn. Holy fucking
shit, Holy fucking shit. It was like Noah's Arc. Tank Abbott and
Jerry firhim on sheafs Matchang. Okay, tank Abbot is a masterful promo.
What the best Tank says the cat down is on six days to kick Cuckleberry
finns ass. That's right, Uncle, kick boy Huckleberry Finn. This is
exactly how he talks. Dude, I don't know why he says. It'll
be the first time I'll be finding out what a tech beating is all about.
He's just walking around the ring looking at the ground. Yeah, dude,
walking around the ring wiping his hands on his ass. He's not a
part of No Wipe November, which is fucking you know, barbecue saws on
that glass bottle. He's like, what I want to talk about is a
big, fat, old duck body by the name of Dug Dyllingery, head
of security. You know, he thinks he can come out and take money
from me. Ten thousand dollars here for hitting him, ten thousand dollars there
for hitting them. This is not right. You can take all the money
you want, duck boy. You can take my priighter integrity. Why is
he duck boy shaped? Like, no, no, why is he duck
boy? Because he walks like a duck, walks like a duck. Then
I guess so scottsder hates ducks outside. Eventually, that was almost this episode.
That's an episode that revolves a disco inferno. By the way, is
that right always? Oh, that's right, the disco Doug. Yeah,
that's right. I'm gonna give you a chance out of lifetime, Doug Donger,
y'all, let you come out here and take a shot and it'll go
there. What what you well? You're fetas out here? And why you
take a shot. So he tells Doug Villainer to come out. Zero seconds
after he does this, he says, that's what I thought you scared,
you know, and then he says typical security. Yeah, he said,
come on out, Doug, why are you He's definitely he is fucked up
for sure. So Doug Danger comes out and tag out and he's still making
dug noises at grank rack. Right, Yeah, I get that fat dug
ass out here. I wrote this is insane, which is crazy to say
on a show that has said Oklahoma, Jim Ross beat Medusa with the segment
I'll go back to that one is a legendary segment. Well, tank Abbott
says, oh, he's confident too. I was scaring me. I have
he does, he's I've been hooked up before. I'm not afraid of the
cops. I took a buck. Come on. So Tank grabs Doug Dillinger
by the shirt and I swear Doug Dillinger shoot punches him in the real and
then he tank Abbott like goes to double leg him, and fucking Doug Dillinger
plays dead. He's out, he's done. Yeah, just lays straight out
like head on the ground shot and then that was it, which I respect
respect. Tank Abba then punches a security guard and then gets arrested, and
then Jerry Flynn comes out and tank It arrested, feeds into a head kick
and knocks down tank Abbot, who then three seconds later gets up and laughs
and then gets uscorted out of the ring. Yeah, man, I uh
I hated the Doug Dillinger take Abbot, Jerry Flynn, come on here,
James, but for real, punch him in the head for real please,
by the way, Oh god, all right, this is a little tidbit
for the because we got to review the Nitro after fucking sold out. But
the man that you just saw quacking in the ring getting arrested was almost one
week after this, the w c W World Champion based, So that is
something to think about. So Arn Anderson is outside at the limo and outcomes
hold on one second, one second, one second, because it's even dumber
than that, James, because Jarrett walks through the bag stage area says cage
match. I guess they got super Fly Snooker. What a bunch of crabs.
Then then what happens, Jimmy super he got on stay guided is a
man that is lining the bodies, man, dude, He's got so many
bodies under Noah's art check under there. Why the fun did they have,
Jared, I don't know. I guess I got Jimmy's supermus snicker. Huh,
Jimmy super based. I love that, Jimmy. That's awesome, great
man, I like that ship. Guys get about to get stabbed, got
stabbed stab Yeah, that's awesome. That's that's like my favorite trope and like
that fucking absurd. So Brett is getting ready for his match night while Kevin
Nash is stretching and crispin Wall is either knockout or also stretching. That's just
stretching. Chrispin Wall is also stretching. Chrispin watch refree stretching on the floor
of their Yeah, man, fucking Jeff Jared versus Jimmy Supervis Snooker unannounced cage
match, my friend, holy ship Jeff Jack because I hear I am from
Tennessee, I am a winner and Ted Washington's is you're a loser, you
holy dude. Yeah, Jared says, I'm like the Titans and Frank Whichek
and we are the josen Ones. So Snooker gets your hass down here,
and I also beat up Chris bin Wall. He does. You can forget
about the ref because I already take it about. He was stretching it.
So Jimmy Snooker comes out here, damn God, damn it, dude,
how many how have we watched so many goddamn shows with this fucking guy.
He's sneaking in this bitch man crazy and he looks Okay, we should talk
about this for a second too. I have seen Jimmy snook in my life
many times. I have the games. I do not remember Jimmy Snooker looking
like this on a regular basis, coming out on the it's crazy, dude.
I don't know that either. I don't remember the eyes either. Maybe
there's something. Maybe I didn't see a lot of Jimmy snuk Yeah, maybe
I saw him on like a CRT or like it was like yeah, so
far away or whatever, and maybe it was like pre murdered hair. He
was all different guy after he killed somebody. Yeah, it hit the bodies.
So speaking of that, Crispin was he does go out dude? Yeah,
Jimmy stuck is out here, big ass hair and robe. Believe it.
Yeah, Ben Wall, Ben Walk comes out, not really hurt.
He got by a guitar or not. Ben Walk comes out, he's plowing
snot rockets guitar juice, but was trying to get into the ring, and
Jarret keeps just kicking him in the head and cutting him off until he just
gives up, and ben Wall just gets into the ring and starts kicking his
ass. Right now, on nightro we have Jeff Jerry in the ring with
Crispin Law and Jimmy's and it's a nightmare trapped in a steel cage. Stands
where we're at right now. So, by the way, Jared had the
guitar in the cage earlier, like I saw it. They do a very
shot of it in the cage and then Jared has to go outside of the
cage to get the guitar. Well, Zabisco and Paul Orndorf from now here
in the ring fucking off Jeff Jarrett him into the ring. He went and
grabbed the guitar for riekside and he like he got the ring of their right
by just fucking so the following people in the ring it is Jeff Jarrett,
Paul Orndorf, Larry's Abisco, Crispin Law, and Jimmy Snooker. There's a
murderous role here drawn to the New Age out Walls are just doing their entrance
and they're popping a nine to two, so Zibisco and Orndof are beating up
Jeff Jarrett Larry'sbisco scoop slams. Jarrett Shavanni explains why the nWo is out not
out here by saying Steiner is in the back celebrating his birthday and Nashal Bred
getting ready for the men. That's right. Please James, please explain,
Please explain to me what happens after I got you the scoop slam this?
Yeah, this was okay. So this was the reason that I wanted to
watch this episode this week. So I woke up from a Nike Will slumber
to uh to looking at my TV screen. And usually when I wake up
and I messag Johnny By all the time, usually when I wake up,
it's the goddamn West Texas Rednecks and it's them doing their entrant every time.
But no, on this wonderful night, I woke up and I saw in
the ring Jimmy Snooker climbing a cage and I said, oh wow, what
the hell is having to here? And on the other side of the cage,
I saw Crispin walk in the cage, and I think I was pretty
much straight to discord and I told him, I said, we gotta watch
this for that. It was like an it was an emergency. It was
an urgency that this had to be watched. So yeah, fucking Scoop Slam.
Chrispin Wah is climbing one side of this cage. Jimmy Snook is climbing
the other side of this cage. Jimmy Jimmy's snook a twenty feet in the
air right now. So I was out the fucking snook of arms brought up
and he fucking it's the Superfly splash from twenty feet in the air on Jeff
Jarrett, which was funny. Yeah, and I was thinking myself, God,
Lee, like he really connected with like Jared took all that awesome.
It looked great. I was like, holy shit. But then the camera
pans bat Coup and chrismin walk out. He's like, oh and Christmin Wah,
what Chris reach twenty feet in the air. Chris Wah doesn't just he
doesn't like just fall into it. He knows he's diving it, but twenty
feet Jeff Jarrett is you gotta keep in mind Jeff Jarrett is laid out for
the super Fly Splash as close to Jimmy Snook as possible, because he doesn't
he's got it like the splash Snooker anymore. You know. Well, well
in one way or another, he's not Christmin Wah in one way then some
of hers. But anyways, that's what Another time, Chrispin Wah jumping diving
head butt twenty feet in the fucking air across the ring hits Jeff Jarrett perfectly.
Man, Yeah, it was awesome. It was fucking awesome. And
then he snook is covering Ben Walk counts to three. I have never seen
this shit ever in my life. I didn't know this existed, and never
in a million years thought that I would see the Jimmy Snooker Crispin Wah cage
two postmassacre, Jimmy Snooker and Crispin Waugh double off the cage to Jeff Jarrett
tupus massacre in a Tennessee Titan Jersey while Larry's Abisco and Paul ol Dorth.
It is fucking, truly, truly unbelievable, and God, what a true
for Jeff Jared is for agreeing to take that ship dude. I mean the
splash and the diving hebbot were perfect. This was the most perfect every everything
went right here. Well, how I'm well talk about I can't believe you're
right, Like it shouldn't have Like Jarrett could have shifted after the splash,
you know what I mean? Like, well, it doesn't go on Tyler
right because uh again spoilers for the future review, Jeff Jarrett gets a concussion
and water in his brain so he can't work the pay review now because of
this. That could have been from his bestest particles, even words to steal
match. I don't know what it was from this such a reguard. Everything
looked great. It did. I would be very proud of this segment.
Yes, snooker, Yeah, this was This was awesome, Uh snooker.
One of course, when he wins, he he's on his knees and he
looks up to heavens and he don't look at that. I'm not going there.
He doesn't bore you up there, George. I mean, look,
Jeff, okay, first off, I remember Jeff Jerry united States World's heavyweight
champion right now, right is the United States champion, all right? And
uh that's right, he's fighting for the title of the baby. He just
lost three straight matches. Uh in a row to Georgia, Animal Steele,
Dido Santana and Jimmy's look at a Christ. Uh he's got water in his
brain. I just want to say, anyone ever says Jeff Cherry wasn't a
guy to take one for the team. Yeah, come on, man,
come on, man, you're tripping after doing all this ship he deserved the
world title. Yeah, and he fucking laid down for for Hoking and that
stupid ship Batch the Beach and like yeah, all this shity like talking about
a fucking player, Like come on, like you know, in w ship
with the sports guys, like any any sports guy could was totally down to
Jeff Charon's ass, and he was always down to take He let fucking beatle
juice him in the nuts like nine hundred. Well, like that ship was
crazy ship, like that feedback this ball, this was fucking crazy, dude.
Jimmy Snooker, Crisp and wah two post massa, You're off the top
double combo that's we were. Yeah, I mean that really sent us on
a fucking chorus for destruction. I can't believe that wasn't the last thing on
this show. It's not because now we need a match, a normal match,
a regular match between Kevin Nash and bred Hart. That was so stupid.
That is fucking stupid. Yeah, and this is a match that I
would like to see otherwise, but I was not. I didn't want to
see you. No, So Brett Nash are coming to the ring here.
Yeah, show's going on, by the way. Scotner's still sucking in the
back, by the way. Yeah, Scott Steiner's Actually he comes out.
He is blown up. He's got kisses all over, sweaty. One of
the girls like throws a drink in his face. This man is nutted out.
Bro, I hear you, bro, two or three, it's game
over. I don't know what it's ship. That's God bless there. He
is around for days. So Kevin Nash and Brett Hard is the man world
tight on the line? Sorry, man, you know Steyner's like thirty six
say this boy or something. You know, life is Yeah, he's Brownie.
Hey man, he's got standard coming out the water man. He just
watched Super Jimmy Snooker. Yes, it is so Kevin Nash versus Brett Hart
World Tide on the line them having a regular ass match at the end of
night. This is not a match that's in place for this era of w
c W. No, the crowd is like, wait, we there wrestling?
Yeah, they don't want to see this ship is this they want?
They actually want to swerve. Brett is working his leg. What the hark
he's doing? Limark so trading low blows. This is crazy. But before
that, oh my yeah, so match happens backstage. Steiner is handcuffed on
the lockers with his pants down his horny and Paul Dorf and Larry's are there
and fucking Darry fut logs in with a bar soaking his hands. Dinna,
Yes, it's a long time going to open your mouth and Steyner is not
gonna open his mouth. So Paul Orndorff pours champagne over his head and Scott
Sander goes funk stuffs a bar soap in his mouth. He really takes the
soap in there too, man, Yeah he does. And he's a team
player. Man cut back and Brett's aid n W A shorts and a leg.
Yes, is trying to overpowered Brett, but Brett is targeting dash his
leg to chop the big man down. Everything. He's just selling big for
him too. Everything makes one hundred since here this is a Jerry round and
yes psychology base. Yes, yes, the fans said, what the hell
does that meaning? What is that? What do I do with this ship?
Well? Ship one regular finish on this show? Yeah. So Kevin
Nash grabs a chair from the outside. Arn Anderson in ref shirt is here
now, dude, and he lays the pipe on. He runs up and
fucking a nihle. Wait why was he in a ref shirt? Because he's
gonna be the ref of the pay per view? Is that right? Yes?
He okay, he is the special guest ref of the paper You're right,
okay, you nailed it, uh, the special guest ref for the
chrismin WI match with the paper view. Arn comes out ref shirt fucking hits
Nash as hard as he possibly can with his fucking pipe. Dude, it
is so already had and then he tells to get the fuck out of here,
and he does. Alright, So Brett has the chair. Now he's
distracted by Arn Anderson in a rep short. He's probably asking why the fuck
are you at a rest out from the stage, runs shirtless but fucking fold
Jean Sid vicious and he gets in the ring house a fire and hits the
lightest big boot of all time. Unbelievably nice. Unbelievably nice dude, and
uh Bolbert should Bill Goldberg should take a hint from the book here. He
does not. He's just not. He does fucking not. So yeah,
he light his big boot ever into a chair. He fucking calls for them
to lower the cage down. Aren't gets in the ring. They do.
Sid choke slams Brett, power bombs Brett, cage is lowered, and then
Sid pins Brett and Ron counts the three. Sid is not wrestling bright Art
at the pay per view, obviously because Goldberg kicks him in the head.
God, yes, damn it. Yes, so that's why that doesn't happen.
God damn Yeah, that's that's pretty rough. Man is pretty rough.
Then with the fucking flaming branding iron, I kill you, you bitch,
you're mad in front of my friends, it comes out Nash is still dead
on the floor. Turnfunk runs up to him and sticks a flaming branding iron
on his stomach. Yeah, that's the show. That's the show. Man,
please, that is I have forgotten the pay per view Man, I've
forgotten the goddamn pay review. Kevin. That is fucking Bell Goldberg. That
is who's a referee? This was They had so much shit on this fucking
show. This is fucked up. This is a truly fucked up wrestling show,
man, Like it was entertaining all the way through, but like it
is fucking nonsense. Yeah, man, like the Oklahoma and Asia things one
of the craziest segments. Like, we've watched a lot of ship doing this
podcast. That's gotta be the most out of pocket ass segment. Yeah,
I've ever seen Asia, Oklahoma and MEDUSA cruiserweight title. It's gotta be Bia
is two hundred and fifty pounds. He's a cruiserweight. He's a five foot
tall, two hundred pound man. Roight. Yeah, DDP fu fucking Adam
he's at DDP is so adamant that buff Bagwell fucked his wife that it feels
like he wants him to. He definitely wanted him to fuck his wy I
think so too, which is fine. Yeah, I mean I heard fine.
Rick Rude was fucking doing that, no matter, no problem, dude,
That's what I'm saying, if you'd made a list of people who came
into WCW with wives, yeah they didn't leave left without them. Yeah,
it's a long list of people. Man, It probably easier to make a
list of people who did leave with their wives. And the answer is not
fucking What was the by rate? First sold out two thousand? Let's see
here, we got sold out here, so it was a two point six
by rate and one hundred and fifteen thousand people bought it, which I don't
think is good. Star k ninety nine did one hundred and forty five thousand,
and it's pretty much down from there. The last payer review they did,
Greed did fifty thousand. Greed did fifty thousand, that's what it says
here. Holy schmokes, dude. Yeah, their last like three pay per
views did fifty thousand. Damn Yeah, including Star including star Kade. Yeah,
Stark did fifty thousand. So you're telling me like this, like this
show didn't make you want to buy the pay per view, because like,
I want to see it now? Oh yeah, sure, you know,
I was really looking forward to title match. We gotta find out who's a
mystery partner of the Revolution that's not interesting to you. Well it's Sadisiaki.
Yeah, I'm unsheathed my fucking baton understandable. Well, I was in for
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