TLFX-Games: 'Andre v. Caudle'

<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast TLFX Games
<v Speaker 1>event Center. As the TLFX Games is a thirty two
<v Speaker 1>person tournament celebrating ten years of the Lapsed Fan. We're
<v Speaker 1>going to be determining the King of the Cast quite
<v Speaker 1>shortly here on the main feed, the greatest character in
<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan history. Who will it be? Well, of course,
<v Speaker 1>the decision will be brought to you by our friends
<v Speaker 1>at Garage Beer, small Batch Light Beer. The garage is
<v Speaker 1>always open, so let's crack open another one this time
<v Speaker 1>on the feed. It's our next of our sixteen first
<v Speaker 1>round encounters. Will of course be hearing from all the
<v Speaker 1>participants here in the TLFX Games event Center, and these
<v Speaker 1>superstars will be campaigning for your vote this election season
<v Speaker 1>right here on the TLFX main feed. Keep your eyes
<v Speaker 1>in ear spield ladies and gentlemen in the coming weeks
<v Speaker 1>to the lapse Fan's x page at the Lapsed Fan
<v Speaker 1>where you can vote on who advances and ultimately who
<v Speaker 1>will be crowned King of the Cast. This time, it's
<v Speaker 1>a battle of significantly different proportions as the Tortured Soul,
<v Speaker 1>the Massive laps Andre, the Giant Waddle's his way into
<v Speaker 1>competition with a man whose name not so coincidentally rhymes
<v Speaker 1>with Wattle, the legendary but sleepy professional wrestling commentator Lapsed
<v Speaker 1>Bob Coddle. Let's hear from both of.
<v Speaker 2>Them now, Bob Coddle, I tell you right now, don't
<v Speaker 2>mind deadly you in the room. I will dark you down.
<v Speaker 2>I will set all your foes. We'll climb the top rope.
<v Speaker 2>I will do their shooting star price. But I have
<v Speaker 2>been slower, but slowly product. I am not super nutural.
<v Speaker 2>I am just myself, and I tell you something.
<v Speaker 3>Bob Caudle, I like my apollos the way I like it,
<v Speaker 3>my steaks in bunches and in my belly.
<v Speaker 1>Strong words, if not hungry words from Lapsed Andre, the
<v Speaker 1>giant who faces off with the outmatched in terms of
<v Speaker 1>size and every other conceivable category, including hours awake. One
<v Speaker 1>Bob Coddle will hear from him now.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I I don't know, fans. I guess I'm getting
<v Speaker 3>in the ring today or some point, or I'm being
<v Speaker 3>voted upon. I don't really know exactly what's been, what's been,
<v Speaker 3>what's asked of me in this matter. I just know
<v Speaker 3>that when the time comes. M m hmmm.
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<v Speaker 1>M m. Voting in the TLFX Games is expected to
<v Speaker 1>commence on Monday, August nineteenth. Keep it locked at the
<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan's X account at the Lapsed Fan for your
<v Speaker 1>opportunity to vote on who advances to the King of
<v Speaker 1>the Cast.