TLFX-Games: 'Kevin Von Erich v. Terry Funk'

<v Speaker 1>Wow. Watch those tumbleweeds roll through as the TLFX Game
<v Speaker 1>Tournament returns to the Lone Star State. This time, as
<v Speaker 1>we take a look at the next matchup in the
<v Speaker 1>TLFX Games, the thirty two person tournament to determine the
<v Speaker 1>greatest character in Lapsed fan history. I'm Sean Mine here
<v Speaker 1>at the TLFX Games event Center, and of course, the
<v Speaker 1>TLFX Games are brought to you by our friends at
<v Speaker 1>Garage Beer small Batch Light Beer. The garage is always open,
<v Speaker 1>and so is the Barn on the Ranch. It's Dallas
<v Speaker 1>versus a Mailla this time around in our first round
<v Speaker 1>as two legends of Lone Star State Wrestling. Kevin von
<v Speaker 1>Eric of the famed Van Eric Wrestling Dynasty Clan, the
<v Speaker 1>last surviving Van Eric takes on another product of one
<v Speaker 1>of the great wrestling families of all time and another
<v Speaker 1>prown Texas wrestling clan in the Funks, It's Terry Funk.
<v Speaker 1>I'll think about Denton a wall, I'll think about Denton.
<v Speaker 1>I'll think about the ways that using a lawn of
<v Speaker 1>crack and coke in your career really, you know, sort
<v Speaker 1>of kind of forces your jaws shut. You know, it's
<v Speaker 1>almost like I have a almost like a vice holding
<v Speaker 1>holding my jaw together. And I have to tell you, you know,
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about our country. I'm worried about our state.
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about Kamala Harris. But perhaps I'm most worried
<v Speaker 1>about the possibility that a Texas wrestling dynasty other than
<v Speaker 1>my own, we'll have an opportunity hearing these talf X
<v Speaker 1>games to stand out as as all as the all
<v Speaker 1>time greatest. Our family has always been very competitive, be
<v Speaker 1>it you know, Baylor Friday night lights, or even just
<v Speaker 1>doing around the house. Who's gonna who's gonna look best
<v Speaker 1>in a in a muscle shirt? While we I don't
<v Speaker 1>know milk cows or whatever the funck we did, or
<v Speaker 1>play you pick up football. Tried my best to become
<v Speaker 1>a lot well you know, we sold on Linkdullas Place,
<v Speaker 1>But I'm back in Texas and Torry Funk. Your father
<v Speaker 1>and my father had a deep and stored history. And
<v Speaker 1>unlike your father, my dad didn't die trying to shoot
<v Speaker 1>in a living room against lest Thornton. He didn't die
<v Speaker 1>pretending he was ever a real fighter. He died try
<v Speaker 1>to learn how to trade stock and cattle futures on
<v Speaker 1>Windows ninety seven, and I always felt that that was
<v Speaker 1>a loose end. I always felt that I was unfairly maligned
<v Speaker 1>for the demise of my father, who I took care
<v Speaker 1>of Liz Dawn Day. And I know, Torry Funk, throughout
<v Speaker 1>the course of your career, you spend a lot of
<v Speaker 1>time evoking the memory of your dad. We've all seen
<v Speaker 1>the desperate out of videos in ec W and the like.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm here to evoke the memory of my father,
<v Speaker 1>even though I may very well face him across this bracket.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm aware of that. I'm aware of the potential
<v Speaker 1>significance of Vaughan Eric corses Van Eric in the Tie
<v Speaker 1>Effects Games, but in the spirit of the lamentimal tragedy
<v Speaker 1>of world Class, and not so much in the spirit
<v Speaker 1>of the Iron Claw. The only way I'm losing this,
<v Speaker 1>Terry Funk, is if I take my dad's advice and
<v Speaker 1>off myself deep and probing words there from a true
<v Speaker 1>sent of Texas Kevin Vaneric, his opponent, the great Terry Funk.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is that convinces people, but
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm doing. And when I switch
<v Speaker 1>up the tone. Uh, you know and I mean this,
<v Speaker 1>I mean this sincerely, that I don't have Kevin Van
<v Speaker 1>Eric's number. Our families have grown up together. I've been
<v Speaker 1>in Amarilla my whole life. I don't plan on leaving
<v Speaker 1>Kevin van Eric. You know a lot of people they
<v Speaker 1>heard the lapsed funk and they said, you know, you know,
<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound like Terry funk. It's not the best I've
<v Speaker 1>ever heard. Everybody does a terry funk. Everybody says goosel
<v Speaker 1>me take. But you know who doesn't do a good
<v Speaker 1>enough Terry funk to beat me in this tournament? Kevin
<v Speaker 1>von Eric. It's you. It's you, your rat tailed bastard,
<v Speaker 1>your piece of shit. Your mom's a whore. Your father
<v Speaker 1>is somehow deader than mine. Adding the tlf X games,
<v Speaker 1>I plan on keeping the spirit of ECW alive. I
<v Speaker 1>plan on looking it in the eye and saying, you know,
<v Speaker 1>and I mean this, I know sincerely, I mean this
<v Speaker 1>is sincerely. I'm gonna brandy Kevin. I'm gonna kill you.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hog Kia. When it's all said and done,
<v Speaker 1>your mother will still be a whore.
<v Speaker 2>Urging in the til FX games is now intentively Satan
<v Speaker 2>to be kindding Hougust twenty sixth. Keep it locked to
<v Speaker 2>the laps fans the count on x at the lapsed
<v Speaker 2>fan for your chance to vote on who will become
<v Speaker 2>King of the Cast.
<v Speaker 1>In this tournament. I fully planned too well. Go ahead