Episode 114 - Ghost Stories
This week Abby and Alan present fiction and nonfiction ghost stories for you! Starting with Mornings at Madison submitted by Courtney Eastman of The Ghoul Guide. Next we read Marc Sirinsky's story, check out his work here. Followed by Nadira Jamerson's story, Survivor's Guilt. Check out Nadira's website. And finally Cooper Shreve's story, Niagara Falls and the Red Coach Inn.
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WEBVTT 00:00:18.780 --> 00:00:24.379 Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Lunatic Radio Hour podcast. 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:28.140 I'm Abby Brer, sitting here with Alan Codan. Hello. 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:37.899 And today we have a bit of a hybrid episode for you, but the through line is that we have four haunting ghost stories. 00:00:38.329 --> 00:00:42.380 This sounds like one of our Lunatic library episodes. 00:00:42.530 --> 00:00:47.649 It's like Lunatic library meets one of our real scary story episodes. 00:00:47.649 --> 00:00:48.429 Gotcha. 00:00:48.429 --> 00:00:53.060 So we have two fiction, two nonfiction ghost encounters. 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:56.340 Are we doing the history of Ghost Encounters? We. 00:00:56.340 --> 00:00:57.173 Are not. 00:00:57.229 --> 00:00:58.063 So cool. 00:00:58.250 --> 00:01:02.500 This is a fast, fun, wild episode. 00:01:02.509 --> 00:01:04.180 No history to be found here. 00:01:04.859 --> 00:01:11.780 After our very overloaded October. Yeah, I think this is appreciated. 00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:14.659 Yeah. This is our rebound episode. The. 00:01:14.659 --> 00:01:15.439 Rebound episode. 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:17.500 Our hungover on horror episode. 00:01:17.790 --> 00:01:19.019 Is that actually what we should call that? 00:01:19.370 --> 00:01:25.939 Yeah. We spent a month going crazy, making a radio drama, and we needed to do something fun and low key. 00:01:26.049 --> 00:01:28.459 I think we should call these episodes. Horror Hangover. 00:01:28.459 --> 00:01:30.780 Horror Hangover. Whoops. 00:01:30.780 --> 00:01:35.219 We got too tired and I got sick for two weeks and now here we are. Yep. 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:38.180 But anyway, despite all that, I'm actually super excited. 00:01:38.180 --> 00:01:46.819 People really showed up when I put out the call for Ghost Stories and I'm so excited about the people that we're featuring. 00:01:46.819 --> 00:01:50.099 Three of them are brand new to the podcast, so I can't wait. Really? 00:01:50.099 --> 00:01:51.060 Yeah. That's. 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:57.379 Cool. Yeah. All friends of Lunatic, but first time that will actually be reading their words on the air. 00:01:57.909 --> 00:02:02.819 So friends of the pod. Yeah. But from, they're going from lurker to poster status. 00:02:02.819 --> 00:02:07.540 They're going from Friends of the Lunatic Project, i e, social media friends. 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:16.060 One of them, Mark has actually given us some of his photography before for Lunatic Magazine and Aha. Courtney. We're good friends on Instagram. 00:02:16.060 --> 00:02:22.259 So it's kind of like everybody's involved in some way or part of the ecosystem, but first time that we're collaborating in this auditory way. 00:02:22.500 --> 00:02:23.819 Well see, that's the thing. 00:02:24.169 --> 00:02:28.819 I have all these fun stories and content that I wanna share, but I don't know how to do that. 00:02:29.560 --> 00:02:38.219 You can send us an email to films about lunatics gmail.com or reach out on any social media platform and we would love to feature your work. 00:02:38.400 --> 00:02:51.580 The only thing I wanna, Two things, actually, I wanna say two housekeeping super quick. The first one, and I'm gonna post and remind everyone about this throughout the end of the year, but we are doing something super fun for the first time ever. It. 00:02:51.580 --> 00:02:53.020 Is. Yeah. We never do anything. 00:02:53.020 --> 00:03:01.759 Fun. No. The first time ever we're doing this fun thing, which is, well, I'm calling the 2022 Lunatic Horror Awards. 00:03:02.189 --> 00:03:04.479 It's all for films released in 2022. 00:03:04.530 --> 00:03:11.479 So it's categories like Best makeup, best Final Girl, Best Kill Scene, things like that. 00:03:11.780 --> 00:03:20.680 And then based on the most nominated films in early January, we will put out a Google form where you can actually vote and we'll kind of round up all the results. 00:03:20.689 --> 00:03:27.840 So just a really fun way to kind of reflect on all of out this year. I think it was a really interesting year for horror. 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:31.000 A huge spectrum of different things came out. 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:35.039 And I'm excited to just see what people vote for and watch those films too. 00:03:35.219 --> 00:03:38.039 I'm gonna have some trouble with this contest. You. 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:38.879 Love to watch old. 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:40.120 Films? Well, that's the thing. 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:43.360 I don't feel like I've seen enough movies that came out. 00:03:43.419 --> 00:03:44.719 You never come to the theater with. 00:03:44.719 --> 00:03:45.552 Me this year. 00:03:45.830 --> 00:03:47.439 You've seen Barbarian and. 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:49.159 X. What's X? Which one. 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:50.800 Was that? The one we watched with the older woman? 00:03:51.409 --> 00:03:56.953 We just watched it three days ago. No, with the old woman. The slasher film, The Porn Stars. 00:03:57.129 --> 00:04:00.400 Oh, that movie that came out this year? Yeah. Oh, that was a good. 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:01.879 Movie. And it's prequel came out this year as. 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:06.400 Well. So I've seen two movies. Oh, I also saw Halloween ends. There you go. 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:07.680 So I've seen three. Yeah. 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:08.490 I think you could vote. 00:04:08.490 --> 00:04:09.639 Oh hell Razor. 00:04:09.639 --> 00:04:10.759 You saw Hell Razor. 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:13.000 That's four. How many categories there? More than four categories. 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:14.680 Yeah. There's a lot of categories that's you saw. 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:17.759 Nope, that's a problem. Wait, did nope come out in 2022? Yes. 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:19.800 Was there Kill Scene A? Nope. 00:04:20.259 --> 00:04:20.699 Yes. 00:04:20.699 --> 00:04:22.160 Was there a Best Final Girl? 00:04:22.860 --> 00:04:23.529 Yes. 00:04:23.529 --> 00:04:27.560 So I've seen five movies. Yeah. 00:04:23.529 --> 00:04:27.560 When did Lama Getten come out? 00:04:27.649 --> 00:04:32.120 No, Lama Getten Aged did not come out this year. And it does not count. 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:36.720 We're not even going to entertain this joke that you're putting together. It's. 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:37.470 Not a joke. 00:04:37.470 --> 00:04:40.120 What award do you think Lama Getten should win? I. 00:04:40.120 --> 00:04:44.480 Don't even know what the categories are there. Is there Best Animal Lead? 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:50.879 There is a category that someone suggested I add most horribly or horrifyingly bad film. 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:52.240 There you go. 00:04:52.300 --> 00:04:56.879 But it's not, that film is not from 2022, so you're gonna have to dig deeper. 00:04:57.269 --> 00:04:59.319 What if a film is re-released? 00:04:59.769 --> 00:05:02.000 No, it's gotta be original release. 00:05:02.350 --> 00:05:04.839 Unless it's like being remastered in some way. 00:05:06.069 --> 00:05:09.319 Okay. Well I I'll try, but. 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:11.319 You have a few months so you can think about it. We. 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:12.153 Have months. 00:05:12.259 --> 00:05:16.879 The voting for nominations will close in January and then we will vote on the finals. 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:19.000 Really struggling with these rules here. We. 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:25.399 Don't. Yeah, you have to leave it open through the whole year in case some really amazing films come out December 29th. 00:05:26.060 --> 00:05:28.639 Wow. Yeah. Who's gonna vote? 00:05:29.290 --> 00:05:31.920 We already have a lot of votes in. What kind of question is. 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.279 That? No. Who's allowed to vote? 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.279 You have to nominated to vote. 00:05:35.410 --> 00:05:39.079 No. Anybody can vote as long as you are serious. Poor enthusiast. 00:05:39.769 --> 00:05:41.399 We are the people. We are. 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:43.439 The academy. So anybody can vote. Yeah. 00:05:44.370 --> 00:05:45.589 I'm gonna weed out the. 00:05:46.430 --> 00:05:48.949 Trolls. The trolls. 00:05:46.430 --> 00:05:48.949 Yeah. How do you troll? 00:05:49.339 --> 00:05:52.629 Well, some people have already submitted some joker. 00:05:53.689 --> 00:05:54.910 Can you vote more than once? 00:05:55.649 --> 00:05:56.483 Yes. 00:05:56.579 --> 00:05:57.480 Hell yeah. 00:05:57.500 --> 00:06:00.319 And we'll be looking for the most, right? 00:06:00.319 --> 00:06:05.279 So people will overwhelmingly vote for certain films and those will be the ones that make it to the final ballot. 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:07.759 There's a final ballot. 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:07.759 No, I'm just curious. 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:08.360 You're really not. 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.120 Listening. No. You said. 00:06:10.889 --> 00:06:13.519 In January, based on the nominations, we have to vote. 00:06:13.519 --> 00:06:14.139 Twice. 00:06:14.139 --> 00:06:15.800 Yes. You should nominate now. 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:22.199 Maybe you should just wait and vote in January and you don't need to worry about nominating anything cuz you're not really a trend setter in the horror community. It seems. 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:24.680 That's That's crazy. Voting twice. 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:27.439 People can barely vote once and you want them to vote twice. 00:06:27.750 --> 00:06:29.120 I think people care about horror. 00:06:29.790 --> 00:06:31.160 I care about horror. 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:32.240 So you can vote in the final. 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:36.399 And I'm very confused by your convoluted Remanding. <laugh>. 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:40.240 <Laugh>. Okay. I think a lot of people out there are gonna get it though. 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:42.120 So I think we can move on from this. All right. 00:06:42.899 --> 00:06:53.879 But if you follow us anywhere on social media, we're posting reminders to get your nominations in on Twitter and on Instagram, on Facebook our newsletter. 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:57.079 So make sure you follow us, all those places. Shall we get into our first story, please? 00:06:57.149 --> 00:06:59.839 Okay. What is this about Ghost Stories. 00:06:59.879 --> 00:07:03.800 Ghost Stories? Yes. Okay. Do you need<laugh>? You really? Gimme a second. 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:04.240 You okay. 00:07:04.240 --> 00:07:05.879 You really threw me with this contest. 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:07.632 <Laugh>. 00:07:08.449 --> 00:07:12.680 Getting. Okay, so we're back to Ghost Stories or what we're gonna call it. 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:13.759 Horror Hangover. 00:07:13.790 --> 00:07:15.600 Horror Hangover. Ghost Stories. 00:07:16.029 --> 00:07:17.959 Hangover Ghost Stories edition. 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:28.480 <Laugh>. Yeah. Before we get into the first story, quick reminder for all of our patrons, the November Horror movie Club movie is the Old Ways from 2020. 00:07:29.339 --> 00:07:32.800 Not so. 2020. So we can't vote for it. 00:07:32.800 --> 00:07:37.040 That's right. That's right. It doesn't qualify for the 2022 Lunix Horror Awards. 00:07:37.579 --> 00:07:38.439 The Loos. 00:07:38.620 --> 00:07:40.720 The Loos. <laugh>. That's cute. 00:07:40.910 --> 00:07:42.560 That's gotta be an award already. 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:44.100 Probably. I'm sure. 00:07:44.100 --> 00:07:48.199 How Horror Movie club works for anybody interested is that on Patreon? 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:58.439 Every month Alan and I each submit several films and patron's vote, and then we watch that film, we record a bonus podcast episode, all about that one film. 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:02.040 Everybody else watches it and we go to Discord and talk about it. So. 00:08:02.089 --> 00:08:08.079 Oh, it's like on pa, Your contest is on Patreon where we nominate and then vote sorta. 00:08:08.410 --> 00:08:12.240 No, it's different, but that's okay. 00:08:08.410 --> 00:08:12.240 I'm getting closer. I'm You're trying. 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:21.240 You're trying. But anyway, if anybody would like to join us and join the Horror Movie Club monthly Cycle, come over to Patreon. The links are in the description of this podcast. 00:08:21.290 --> 00:08:22.560 We have a lot of fun with it. 00:08:22.620 --> 00:08:23.720 You also get a pin. 00:08:23.790 --> 00:08:25.639 Yeah. You, Oh, that's very true. 00:08:25.649 --> 00:08:36.559 So we have this promotion running, I suppose right now where because we have a certain number of patrons, we owe everybody a pin. I'm actually about to send out the packages. 00:08:36.820 --> 00:08:41.480 The design is our lovely logo designed by PR Cap and the pins. 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:42.799 I'm really proud of myself actually. 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:50.960 It's my first time working with a metal design shop to create pins, and I'm so thrilled with how they came out. The logo looks great. 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:55.399 They're really kind of heavy duty. They feel nice, so I'm really happy about that. 00:08:55.399 --> 00:09:01.000 But the only way you can get yourself a Lunix Radio hour pin is simply by joining our Patreon at any level. 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:06.840 So $1 a month and the bonus content and the merch will flow endlessly. 00:09:07.009 --> 00:09:09.320 Or you can break in here and rob us. Yep. 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:11.960 You could do that too. There's lots of pins in this time. 00:09:11.970 --> 00:09:13.600 We should do a home invasion episode. 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:15.919 No. <laugh>, I hate, That's like my biggest fear. 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:16.799 Trigger warning. 00:09:16.830 --> 00:09:20.399 Yeah. I don't know if I wanna fuck you. 00:09:16.830 --> 00:09:20.399 Maybe you can do that with someone else. 00:09:20.529 --> 00:09:22.919 No. All right. Shall we pivot here. 00:09:23.149 --> 00:09:25.240 Please? This is too overwhelming. 00:09:25.909 --> 00:09:29.039 I am very honored to introduce this first story. 00:09:29.649 --> 00:09:36.200 It is submitted to us by Courtney Eastman, who I am a super fan girl of on social media. 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:41.120 Courtney goes by the GH Guide on all like Instagram, Twitter, everywhere. 00:09:41.129 --> 00:09:42.279 Oh, I know the Google guide. 00:09:42.279 --> 00:09:46.600 Yeah. You have the Google guide stickers on your cases. Yeah. We love Courtney. 00:09:46.700 --> 00:09:49.600 She is just amazing. 00:09:46.700 --> 00:09:49.600 She travels everywhere. 00:09:49.600 --> 00:09:57.200 She explores the most haunted paranormal places and posts the best spookiest content. So please follow her. 00:09:57.200 --> 00:10:04.793 And it really is so exciting to have this story from her, and I hope that very soon we'll be able to welcome her as a guest on Lunatics Radio Hour. 00:10:04.990 --> 00:10:07.879 Okay, so for this first story who's. 00:10:08.360 --> 00:10:08.440 Read. 00:10:08.440 --> 00:10:08.799 The first story? 00:10:08.799 --> 00:10:11.399 You're doing it. I'm gonna do this one. Yeah. You want it? I want it. 00:10:11.429 --> 00:10:14.919 I wanna read Courtney's words to you. 00:10:11.429 --> 00:10:14.919 I wanna see if of course you can. 00:10:14.919 --> 00:10:18.320 If I record, if can channel Courtney to convince you in the paranormal. You. 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:19.159 Get all the good ones. 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:21.559 <Laugh>, You got some good ones coming. Don't you worry. 00:10:22.110 --> 00:10:24.039 Titled Mornings at Madison. 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:36.879 After a long night spent investigating an old state home, the sun had arrived and I found myself getting barely two hours of sleep in the cold lobby of the Madison Seminary in Madison, Ohio. 00:10:37.070 --> 00:10:42.480 With the sound of the birds and the early morning sun coming through the back door slowly stirring us awake. 00:10:42.740 --> 00:11:14.799 The bittersweet realization of this being the last restless morning spent inside an obscure location for the ghost hunting season swept over us as we dragged our feet getting out the door, though before we could part ways, until the next time myself and my friends could get together for another night of chasing ghosts, There had been a piece of equipment lost from the night before somewhere within the seminary, Knowing breakfast at the small diner down the road had been hanging in the distance. Myself and my friends decided to take on a last walk through the location, giving ourselves another excuse to waste some time before our departure. 00:11:14.870 --> 00:11:34.720 Starting the search over on the Civil War side of the building, we began to glance over each room for the missing spirit box, all while taking this chance to get the last minute footage we wanted to get for the haunt. Coming up short, we moved on towards the Ohio cottage portion of the building and scanned over the dining room before moving to the only staircase in that section. 00:11:35.129 --> 00:11:48.639 As the three of us walked up the first set of steps, my friend Deanna looked back to myself and her husband and had asked if we wanted to split up and each take a floor so that we could head to breakfast sooner, easily on board with the idea. 00:11:48.870 --> 00:11:59.399 I claimed the second floor while she and her husband went up to the third and the top floor asylum. Though I am not a fan of being alone at times, I didn't find anything strange or off feeling about this morning. 00:11:59.730 --> 00:12:00.720 At least not yet. 00:12:01.330 --> 00:12:07.480 It was easy to push the creep factor this building tends to carry as the early morning sunlight illuminated. 00:12:07.500 --> 00:12:11.679 Its usual dark corners and our minds task to find the little black radio. 00:12:12.169 --> 00:12:37.159 As I moved through the second floor, I could hear the footsteps and the creaking floorboards Deanna moved through the third floor. However, after a minute or so, everything had fallen silent since I had been lagging behind, gathering the last handful of shots I could steal of the rooms I cleared, I assumed the fallen silence was due to Deanna moving to the other side of the floor or even upstairs to the asylum floor to meet her husband. 00:12:37.549 --> 00:12:47.919 With no luck on the second floor, I ventured up the next flight to the third floor where I believed I'd run into Dean. But as soon as I stepped onto the floor and began walking around, I couldn't find her. 00:12:48.149 --> 00:12:53.639 I let it roll off my shoulders and continued to get whatever footage I wanted before I had eventually meet up with them. 00:12:54.289 --> 00:13:14.919 As I took a few videos and photos for future projects, I could hear the sound of doors closing or what seemed to be some kind of pounding coming from the asylum floor upstairs, a floor which is said to be the most active in the building still, I continued to brush off the noises and kept doing my own thing as I cherished the last little moments I had with this building. 00:13:15.539 --> 00:13:18.200 But then it happened again and again. 00:13:18.620 --> 00:13:34.639 The pounding and movement sounded as if it was moving around on the floor above me, creaking With each step taken, closing of doors that followed, and even faint muffled words being spoken only furthering my belief for one of them to be up there doing something. 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:41.679 Once again, I kept my head down and moved throughout the floor trying to pay no mind to the noises. After I had gotten the content that I needed to make it. 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:47.519 Through the winter months of the off season, I began to walk back to the only staircase that was in the Ohio Cottage portion. 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:58.000 Assuming that I'd meet up with my two friends upstairs, though, as I rounded the corner and pass through the threshold into the staircase, I felt my smart watch vibrate indicating that I had a message. 00:13:58.740 --> 00:14:07.840 The moment when my foot touched the bottom step on the second to last flight of stairs leading up to the asylum, I glanced down to read the message as it popped onto the small screen. 00:14:08.129 --> 00:14:12.039 It had been a text from Deanna, We're leaving to grab a table for breakfast. 00:14:12.100 --> 00:14:13.919 See you there. Instantly. 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:33.000 I frozen place on the bottom step as my stomach dropped when the realization began to sink in. As I read over the message a few more times, trying to make sense of it all. As I tried to rationalize with myself, I thought that maybe the two of them were still up there and the message was sent on their way out and they'd head back down this way any minute. 00:14:33.779 --> 00:14:45.960 But as I stood there, looking up the last two flights of stairs, the piercing silence coming from the asylum only rang by for the minute or so that I gave it, they weren't coming down the stairs. 00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:49.919 There had been no one up there without even thinking. 00:14:50.070 --> 00:15:01.360 I turned and ran down the staircase as I still tried, rationalizing the moment with myself more with each step, barely touched on the weight down, walking back down into the lobby area, looking frantic and nervous. 00:15:01.789 --> 00:15:28.919 I gripped the handle of the door with the hope that it would fly open, and I'd be told they were still up in the asylum that I had just run from. But as the door flew open, the first two people I had seen were Dan and her husband Mark, standing by the door almost ready to leave after asking several times how long they had been standing there, in the mix of them asking me if everything was all right, I finally explained myself and what had happened as I walked the third floor by myself hoping to bump into them. 00:15:29.419 --> 00:15:42.879 The only response giving back to me after a moment of silence when I explained was that they had both come back down after they glanced over the floor, they picked for the missing spirit box and that they'd bend down in the lobby waiting for me to return for at least five minutes. 00:15:43.350 --> 00:16:00.679 What has left me so mesmerized and confused by this moment that didn't add up the floors to Madison Seminary aren't big, and the staircase echoes with each noise made inside. Why didn't I hear a single footstep of theirs or hear an uttered word in the only staircase? 00:16:00.940 --> 00:16:10.080 Why didn't I hear the clicking of her boot heels, her husband's distinct voice, or even the heavy boots he wore echoing through the eight flights of steps in the singular staircase? 00:16:10.700 --> 00:16:18.399 All I heard was the peculiar silence when it wasn't my own creeks on the floorboards or the phantom noises that came from above. 00:16:18.830 --> 00:16:34.149 Ever since that November weekend we spent here almost a year ago now, I often find myself reflecting back on this moment, what or who had been trying to get my attention up from the asylum floor, the floor that said to How is most of the paranormal activity within this location? 00:16:34.149 --> 00:16:43.120 What would've happened if I had ignored the notification coming through on my smartwatch and ventured up there to see what was going on for myself? Would someone have been waiting for me? 00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:54.440 Would I have witnessed something paranormal in terms of seeing shadows or hearing one of the infamous disembodied voices I've heard multiple times before on past visits? Was it a parting gift? Remember this location? 00:16:54.440 --> 00:17:05.119 By my travels seeing that this was the last time I'd be walking these halls for nearly a year, I suppose I can only wonder as to what had been calling my attention up in the asylum that early November morning. 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:16.720 Maybe that's what the spirits of this former civil war home and nursing home want someone to remember them in any fashion it may be until the next time, dot. 00:17:23.380 --> 00:17:30.759 I'm sorry to have to interrupt your show, but I do have an important question for you. 00:17:32.490 --> 00:17:42.279 Do you like creepy stuff like UFOs, bigfoot, paranormal, and true crime stories? 00:17:43.339 --> 00:17:50.680 You should listen to creepy show@creepyshowpodcast.com. 00:17:51.779 --> 00:17:55.079 I'm your host, the Master of Creep. 00:17:55.869 --> 00:18:00.599 That's creepy show podcast.com. 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:02.192 <laugh>. 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:12.630 First thing I wanna say is that my brother actually went to school in Madison, Wisconsin. 00:18:12.630 --> 00:18:14.079 This is Madison, Ohio. 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:15.160 There's a difference. 00:18:15.329 --> 00:18:16.920 There's two different states. Yeah. 00:18:17.470 --> 00:18:19.839 Well that's an irrelevant fact then. Yeah. 00:18:19.940 --> 00:18:21.200 But now we all know the. 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:25.720 Fun trivia is that there's a more than one Madison. Fuck this. 00:18:26.009 --> 00:18:27.119 There's more than one. 00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:29.519 I'm done. I'm out cutting. 00:18:30.069 --> 00:18:34.799 I know, Alan, that you're a skeptic and that you won't be convinced by any story. 00:18:34.799 --> 00:18:37.519 You'll only be convinced by your real life experiences. 00:18:38.220 --> 00:18:52.920 But I'm going to tell you why I really like this story as a believer. Okay, So Courtney, first of all is somebody who spends, it feels like almost every weekend, like doing overnight paranormal investigations at these historic sites. 00:18:53.380 --> 00:19:16.039 And so for me, I really trust Courtney's opinion because I feel like more so than any other person that I know in my life, she's really in this space and would have thought of the fool proofing and dummy checks and things that we could easily try to explain away hearing things upstairs. So to me, if she says This building was cleared, then this building was cleared. 00:19:16.039 --> 00:19:20.039 And I have heard paranormal auditory things before. 00:19:20.039 --> 00:19:21.559 It's super spooky. 00:19:22.099 --> 00:19:37.960 And I like the idea kind of how she left the story, that there is this rich history and tragedy and all of these things that happened at Madison Seminary and maybe the point of these hauntings or paranormal activity is that they just wanna be remembered. 00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:43.880 They want by any means necessary, like she says, but that they just want the story to live on. 00:19:43.880 --> 00:19:45.079 And I think that's sort of beautiful. 00:19:45.509 --> 00:19:47.759 That is kind of beautiful. 00:19:45.509 --> 00:19:47.759 I'll give you that. Thank. 00:19:47.759 --> 00:19:50.920 You and thank you Courtney, for sharing this with all of us. 00:19:50.920 --> 00:19:55.670 And please everyone go follow the Google guide anywhere that you interact with social media. 00:19:55.670 --> 00:19:58.160 I do enjoy the Google guide, especially their stickers. 00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:04.559 Yeah, Alan Courtney sent us some stickers and I have some, and Alan has some on his equipment cases, so we love it. 00:20:04.559 --> 00:20:08.319 We love some spooky stickers. 00:20:04.559 --> 00:20:11.440 Indeed. Indeed. Okay, Alan, we have one more nonfiction. 00:20:11.589 --> 00:20:12.349 Okay. 00:20:12.349 --> 00:20:16.960 Well I guess we, it's not an even split, but we're now gonna read a nonfiction. 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:20.119 Okay, so I'm next. You're next, you're up. Okay, got. 00:20:20.119 --> 00:20:20.690 It. 00:20:20.690 --> 00:20:30.319 So you are reading a paranormal experience that Mark Seki has submitted to us. So I wanna set up who Mark is, cuz I talked about this at the head of the episode. 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:44.480 But Mark is this really cool alternative process photographer. He works in the US again, We featured his work before in Lunatic Magazine, and there's actually still digital copies of lunatics Magazine available. 00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:50.720 If you go to our website, lunatics project.com, and you click on magazines so you can see Mark's work there. 00:20:50.750 --> 00:20:56.640 Come for the spooky stories and stay for the seafaring poems by Chuck Brer. 00:20:56.640 --> 00:21:00.839 There you go. But Mark was an only featured in Lunatic Magazine. 00:21:00.950 --> 00:21:08.039 He's been in over 65 international and national galleries. So very, very accomplished, established artist. Yeah. 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:08.873 That's great. 00:21:09.019 --> 00:21:18.200 And he recently, if you're really into photography, which I think a lot of us are, he came out with a photography book commemorating his 25 years of published work. 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:19.032 That's amazing. 00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:24.240 <Affirmative>, It's a compendium of published works from 1997 to 2022. 00:21:24.670 --> 00:21:25.680 I thought this was really cool. 00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:35.440 It's not just a book of photos that you'd put on your coffee table, which I also love, but it's actually inclusive of essays and reviews and it's, it's got so much more than just photos. 00:21:35.759 --> 00:21:39.880 It's really this dynamic exploration of his work across mediums. 00:21:39.880 --> 00:21:42.160 That's a really, I I've never seen that before. It's really funny. 00:21:42.160 --> 00:21:51.480 Idea. Yeah, it's really cool. So anyway, if you wanna know more about Mark, you wanna check out his work, visit rinky.com S I N S K y.com. 00:21:51.789 --> 00:21:59.279 I'll put it in the description. But let us read his paranormal experience, which is related to art galleries actually. So okay. 00:21:59.279 --> 00:21:59.640 It all. 00:21:59.640 --> 00:22:01.039 Here you go. It all works out. 00:22:01.670 --> 00:22:04.960 Some of the details are foggy, but I remember the important parts. 00:22:05.829 --> 00:22:07.440 I was sitting in an art museum. 00:22:07.970 --> 00:22:24.519 It may very well have been the Art Institute of Chicago since I'm from town originally, or it could have been someplace else, but it was definitely a museum as opposed to a smaller art gallery. In fact, I know this because it was big enough to have very large benches for people to sit in multiple locations. 00:22:25.220 --> 00:22:35.279 One of those black leather with chrome metal jobs, you see in many American art museums. Anyway, even though I'm sure I went with some people, I was by myself and a bit tired of walking. 00:22:35.650 --> 00:22:39.200 So I sat down on one of those benches in front of a rather large painting. 00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:48.200 Being an artist, I'm embarrassed to say I don't remember what the painting was or who the artist was, but I remember it being large. 00:22:44.119 --> 00:22:50.759 As I was sitting, I started to feel the need to rest my eyes. 00:22:51.109 --> 00:22:58.599 I closed them and then was soon in that in between state, between being awake and asleep. But I remember feeling at peace somehow. 00:22:58.779 --> 00:23:06.640 And part of that is likely because a white light overtook me to the point where it majorly brightened the darkness you encounter when your eyes are closed. 00:23:07.490 --> 00:23:10.759 It was a powerful light, but felt almost gradual. 00:23:11.619 --> 00:23:16.032 Not a burst as much as a thing that took a few seconds to get to its full capacity. 00:23:16.710 --> 00:23:20.920 I remember smiling likely bigger than I do when I'm by myself. 00:23:21.190 --> 00:23:23.079 People think I'm weird enough as it is. 00:23:23.819 --> 00:23:28.079 I'm not sure how long the light stayed there, but I remember it felt like a while. 00:23:28.079 --> 00:23:36.960 Then it faded slightly before I opened my eyes and saw the room exactly as it was before I closed them. 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:36.960 I have no idea what it was. 00:23:37.569 --> 00:23:40.559 It took no tangible or recognizable form. 00:23:41.019 --> 00:23:52.359 And I do know there were windows somewhere nearby, but I remember feeling like there's no way those windows could have had a hand in creating a light in this manner, especially considering how white it was. 00:23:52.779 --> 00:23:56.640 And the feeling I got from it was not a feeling you get from a window. 00:23:57.029 --> 00:24:05.720 I love natural light, and again, as an artist, I work with it all the time. But this was something different. 00:24:06.140 --> 00:24:12.680 Not to belabor the point, but I think the best way to describe the light was almost washing over me. 00:24:13.009 --> 00:24:16.279 It was more like that than a light bulb going from dim to bright. 00:24:16.569 --> 00:24:20.839 Started out pretty bright, but got a little brighter as it washed over me. 00:24:21.170 --> 00:24:30.680 It was also weird in that I remember it feeling like it was in front of me rather than completely around me, but the feeling was almost immersive. 00:24:31.390 --> 00:24:33.960 I definitely wasn't a child or even a teen. 00:24:34.430 --> 00:24:57.640 I think I graduated college already, I'm gonna guess late twenties, early thirties. I wish I could pinpoint it further, but that's the best I can do. It's one of those things where when it happened, it was cool and interesting and slightly bewildering, but I've grown to appreciate slash question it more in the years since, which is why my brain probably didn't put a major timestamp on. 00:24:57.640 --> 00:25:00.359 It. I do wanna call out that last paragraph you read. 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:07.279 I had actually asked Mark as a follow up how old he was because I was curious if this happened and he was like five or as an adult. 00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:30.799 But I like the story a lot for a few reasons. One, because of this trance meditative state where he's in this place between sleep and wake, and I feel like I've the most powerful meditative experiences I've had where I physically felt something have been in that sort of in between this trance, which is something that actually comes up all the time in paranormal research using this trans state to access the. 00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:34.119 Paranormal. Isn't that the literal definition of the Twilight Zone? 00:25:34.690 --> 00:25:35.200 Oh, is. 00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:36.009 It? I think so. 00:25:36.009 --> 00:25:36.359 Oh. 00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:38.039 Cute. Maybe I just made that. 00:25:38.039 --> 00:25:40.640 Up. Nice. Call back to our radio drama that just came out though. 00:25:40.769 --> 00:25:41.720 We never say that. 00:25:41.890 --> 00:25:46.119 No, but it's similar. It's got some similarities. Sure. <laugh>. 00:25:46.900 --> 00:25:54.200 But anyway, yeah, I thought, again, big fan of Mark and so was really grateful that he shared this experience with us. What do you think? 00:26:00.950 --> 00:26:35.609 Hey, crime lovers, Eliza Knight here, I'm interrupting this episode to let you know about another true crime podcast that I host with two of my crime obsessed friends, Lori Ann Bailey and Brenna Ash. We are crime feast. Each week on crime feast, we serve up a platter of murders, mayhem, missing persons tragedies, and more feast on notorious tales ripped from today's headlines and resurrected from the past. You can find all the information about our show@www.crimefees.com. Until then, stay safe out there. We don't want you on the menu next. Now, back to your show. 00:26:44.599 --> 00:26:53.279 Mean, he wrote it from a very matter of fact, skeptical standpoint of this was a feeling that doesn't make any sense. 00:26:53.339 --> 00:26:57.400 I'm not putting anything but the facts in how I felt. 00:26:57.400 --> 00:27:00.119 I'm not putting my own interpretation on it, and I appreciate that. 00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:01.250 As a skeptic. 00:27:01.250 --> 00:27:04.279 As a skeptic from one skeptic to another <laugh>. 00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:13.839 But the fact that he identified this as some kind of supernatural experience and supernatural in just the most literal sense of the word. Totally. 00:27:15.349 --> 00:27:23.440 Some people might call it spiritual also. He was in between sleep. 00:27:23.839 --> 00:27:34.279 How often we've had weird experiences when you didn't even realize you'd fallen asleep and suddenly like, Oh, you had, Cause. 00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:54.759 That feeling of falling, I feel like always happens to Yeah. Or for me, it's when you go back to bed, you know, you wake up in the morning and you're like, Oh good, I still have 30 minutes<laugh>, and then you know, you're, I'm just gonna rest my eyes for a bit. 00:27:54.759 --> 00:28:14.960 And then suddenly you are in this full blown, crazy vivid dream. In this case, you're in public, your guard is still up slightly. Sure. But if you're tired, you're tired. And you started drifting a little bit, and I loved his description of what the light was doing of just this feel this. He wasn't observing the light. 00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:28.000 He was feeling the light, which feels like a much more a type of sensory experience that you're not just getting from viewing something unless you're like the cat sunbathing in the sunlight. 00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:33.069 You're not having this deep appreciation for when a certain light hits you in a certain way. 00:28:33.069 --> 00:28:48.519 Absolutely. It reminds me, and we've talked about this many times on the podcast, but my mom's paranormal story about when her mother passed away and she felt this light, this warmth like this, before she knew that she had died, but after she had died, felt that feeling. 00:28:48.769 --> 00:28:55.039 So that's why I'm interested in it. And again, there's some schools of thought out there. 00:28:55.039 --> 00:29:06.960 I'll say that schools of thought in the paranormal community that these trans like states or being between, in between being in the liminal space, that's when things start to happen. 00:29:07.529 --> 00:29:18.160 So I think it's super cool and I'm, again, I love when people challenge our expectations of reality I don't think any reality was challenged. 00:29:18.430 --> 00:29:22.039 I think this was very matter of fact and I appreciate that. 00:29:22.109 --> 00:29:23.559 Okay. I also think it's real. 00:29:23.559 --> 00:29:28.839 I'm just saying it's fun to live in that kind of world where these things happen. 00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:31.880 No, this is a paranormal story I can get behind. Great. 00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:32.680 No, no, we're not. 00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:35.559 Fighting. It's very relatable. 00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:35.559 You gotta stop fighting <laugh>. 00:29:35.910 --> 00:29:50.200 It's very relatable and I like that. I, it's, It's not like there I was and I heard out the window a footstep what could, it was probably a ghost. 00:29:51.279 --> 00:29:54.160 That's very rare that anyone would ever say something that dumb. 00:29:54.539 --> 00:30:05.920 But good example, you really showed me. Thank you, <laugh>. Next, I'm thrilled to introduce Nadira Jamerson, who is a horror fantasy writer. 00:30:06.180 --> 00:30:27.039 She has a novel out right now about rage and self-acceptance called I Want to Love My Own Life, which is available for purchase on her website, nadira x renee.com, which again, I'll link everybody, promote everybody in the description of this. And she's also currently, Alan, you're gonna love this, working on a horror fantasy comic to be released next year. 00:30:27.230 --> 00:30:28.063 That's cool. 00:30:28.069 --> 00:30:32.952 Yeah, so definitely keep your eye on her website because I think we're all gonna wanna read this comic. 00:30:33.049 --> 00:30:36.920 My favorite comic of all time is Horror Fantasy. Which. 00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:37.549 Comic? 00:30:37.549 --> 00:30:38.759 That would be berserk. 00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:40.093 Not salmon. 00:30:40.849 --> 00:30:43.680 No. Oh. I mean, I like Sandman, but it's. 00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:44.839 Not my thing. Your favorite is Berserk. 00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:46.079 Sandman was my gateway. 00:30:46.470 --> 00:30:48.599 I got you a compendium of Berserk. 00:30:48.859 --> 00:30:53.039 You got me the deluxe edition. The deluxe dish. The deluxe edition. Volume one. 00:30:53.059 --> 00:30:53.893 And two. 00:30:54.059 --> 00:30:58.559 And two. That's right. Yeah, that's right. They're absolutely incredible. But. 00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:01.680 Let's not get distracted. We're here to read the dearest story. 00:31:02.390 --> 00:31:09.039 I also wish I could show everybody the very, very cool art that came with a submission. 00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:12.480 Obviously I cannot on the podcast, but it's by Jet. 00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:18.200 Swamp. You can post it on, What do you post on Instagram? 00:31:18.750 --> 00:31:20.920 I'll have to get permission from the artist. Can. 00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:22.400 You retweet them on? 00:31:22.470 --> 00:31:24.519 Well see. I'll, I'll look into it. 00:31:24.519 --> 00:31:25.359 How do you do that? 00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:28.599 How do I retweet? We don't have time to train you on that right now. 00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:29.759 That will take far too. 00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:32.000 Long. Retweet on Instagram. 00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:32.000 But you know what I'm saying. 00:31:33.299 --> 00:31:43.359 You don't retweet on Instagram, you can't repost. You can, but you have to use this app and it has this weird repost logo on it, and I would just rather get permission to post it. 00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:44.759 Organically. You can't link. 00:31:45.609 --> 00:31:49.960 Oh, I can link. I could also share another user's post into my story. 00:31:50.109 --> 00:31:50.942 What? 00:31:51.059 --> 00:32:03.759 See, this is all lost on you. There's no point. All right, so this is, again, fiction, a fiction story. I know we're can go on back and forth today, but this is a fiction story written by Nadira Jamerson. 00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:07.480 Super excited to share it with you. It is called Survivor's Guilt. 00:32:07.910 --> 00:32:10.599 Just a quick content warning on this story. 00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:17.799 There is some talk about murder, mass murder, and also some talks about attempting suicide. 00:32:18.329 --> 00:32:23.759 My body seemed to encase my organs just as everyone's body does from afar. 00:32:23.759 --> 00:32:31.279 The presentation of my skin and the familiarity of my facial movements could trick you into believing that I was just like everyone else. 00:32:31.900 --> 00:32:36.920 But if you got too close, you would start to notice some out of place characteristics. 00:32:37.569 --> 00:32:40.680 My eyes never moved or blinked when I walked. 00:32:40.809 --> 00:32:44.960 My steps were totally silent as if I was treading above air. 00:32:45.630 --> 00:32:57.880 Most notably, if you tried to push into my flesh and poke at whatever was underneath there, your finger would plunge into an odd sinking, like tapping on a bone and feeling it turned to jelly. 00:32:58.930 --> 00:33:03.359 At the touch you might gasp or poke. 00:32:58.930 --> 00:33:03.359 Again, disbelieving your own senses. 00:33:04.170 --> 00:33:15.940 Once a woman tried to hug me, but then she screamed as she felt me fold into myself between the pressure of her arms, she shouted, Oh, what are you? Are you made of mush? 00:33:16.150 --> 00:33:28.380 So very disgustedly. I replied with a frown, but as politely as I could, saying, I am not mushy, ma'am, I am just hollow beneath the surface when you squeeze me, I fall into myself. 00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:32.299 The woman's eyes went wide. Her tongue slightly dropped from her mouth. 00:33:32.299 --> 00:33:41.740 In surprise, I thought she might scream again, but she simply turned her back to me and walked away as fast as she could. I knew not how or why I was who I was. 00:33:42.210 --> 00:34:02.779 I did not even have any recollection of my own birth or any moment of my life before the confusing moment Two years ago, on the day I will never forget, I had woken up on the northeast side of town on the floor of an Arco gas station to the sound of someone honking and yelling at me, Get off the fucking ground because I almost ran you over. 00:34:03.230 --> 00:34:08.980 My eyes met the light in a confused flurry, and I could not tell if I was waking up or passing out. 00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:15.820 But then my vision focused and I found myself dressed in an all yellow suit that was horribly caked in dirt. 00:34:16.289 --> 00:34:46.300 I quickly rose from the ground and stumbled to the side of the gas station toward the entrance and out of the way of the cars. In an instant, my body started to convulse and fall over itself. At first, I thought I was vomiting up some spoiled food that I could not remember consuming until I opened my eyes again and saw rivers of red pouring from my mouth, blood splashed on the pavement below me and spread out away from my feet into a ruby lake that surrounded me on all sides. 00:34:46.550 --> 00:34:55.579 Drivers started to rush from their cars towards me. They hollered, Call an ambulance. Call nine one one. Oh my God. After that day, I was never the same. 00:34:56.119 --> 00:35:07.860 Men and women in matching blue uniforms rushed me to the hospital and did everything they could do to stop the red from spilling from my mouth and then my eyes, and even from my nose and ears. There was no use. 00:35:08.090 --> 00:35:11.500 Nurses left my room and instantly screamed in the hallways. 00:35:11.730 --> 00:35:17.219 They clutched slippery walls, trying to find their balance again. 00:35:13.539 --> 00:35:17.219 Others threw up at the site of me. 00:35:17.610 --> 00:35:29.179 I was quarantined for two days because they thought maybe I had some flesh eating virus. What else could it be? Eventually, the bleeding stopped on its own three days from the time it began. 00:35:29.739 --> 00:35:32.579 After it stopped when I could finally speak again. 00:35:32.969 --> 00:35:42.199 I was given only an hour to recover before the doctor started asking me thousands of questions from outside my plexiglass door. What is your name? 00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:46.119 They asked. I'm sorry, but I don't know, was all I could reply. 00:35:46.469 --> 00:35:54.920 Have you left the country in the last six months? They asked, and if so, where did you travel to? I'm sorry, but I do not remember was all I could reply. 00:35:55.590 --> 00:36:03.719 I stayed in the hospital for another week. The bleeding never started again, but there was something else strange happening to me. I could feel it. 00:36:04.150 --> 00:36:15.239 A fit of unrelenting queasiness churning in the pit of my stomach. Doctor after doctor came to prick me and draw my blood, but each found with a shake of their head that none would exit my body. 00:36:15.909 --> 00:36:21.920 I believe they only discharged me in the end because they were becoming frustrated with my lack of realness. 00:36:22.309 --> 00:36:32.199 They could not understand how At one moment, I was coughing up my entire insides, and then the next I was completely fine from the outside, but odd on the inside. 00:36:32.949 --> 00:36:41.159 A few x-rays were taken, and one of the brave doctors, a woman named Dr. Nicole Harper, came into my room to share the horrifying news. 00:36:42.000 --> 00:37:05.639 There appears to be she hesitated. Well, there appears to be well, nothing on the screen, nothing will show up. At first, we thought it was the machine, but we had a nurse go in and her scans came out just fine. We don't, Well, we don't know what to do because well, we can't see anything in there. 00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:18.119 No organs, no blood, no tissue, nothing. All I could respond was I understand, although I truly did not without any money and no home that I could recall the address to. I spent several weeks living on the streets. 00:37:18.829 --> 00:37:25.559 I would go to the public library and use the computers and search for any news about a man who fit my description. 00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:28.840 Maybe I hoped I had a family that was searching for me. 00:37:29.309 --> 00:37:37.480 I even went into the police station and quite nervously told an officer I think I may be missing, but the officer was unable to help me. 00:37:37.929 --> 00:38:06.639 He found no missing persons in his database that matched and age weeks pass until I finally had to accept the fact that no one was missing me at all. I had no before to go back to, Sometimes I think of myself as a ghost and sometimes I think of myself as a hollow man mostly. I think of myself quite practically as a bloodless organ list, boneless vessel of nothing. Often I wonder, what is the point of me? Why is there no one else like me? 00:38:06.789 --> 00:38:14.760 This wondering was so pervasive and so without answer that I started to get despondent about a year following the day that I will never forget. 00:38:15.309 --> 00:38:31.639 I started thinking about stopping my own life, but how I no longer ate food or drank water, or consumed anything at all. If I did, the contents would instantly fall out of the other end of me with an embarrassing plop. 00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:31.639 Overdosing was not an option. 00:38:32.309 --> 00:38:38.119 I decided to try and cut my wrists, run a bath, play some music, count down the minutes until the end. 00:38:38.340 --> 00:38:44.760 But when I moved the kitchen knife over my skin, my skin parted, but no blood came out in the incision. 00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:50.880 I could see nothing but a dim darkness coming from inside of me. I knew then that I was completely empty. 00:38:52.150 --> 00:38:56.679 I started to wonder if I cannot die, does that mean I am dead already? 00:38:57.000 --> 00:38:59.440 After a while, it started to infuriate me. 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:11.760 Maybe I had done something before all of the forgetfulness to deserve this, but if I could not even remember what I had done or why I had done it, was it fair to punish me so severely for it? 00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:17.793 Could I have been truly so depraved evil or altogether mad that the universe decided? 00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:30.599 There is nothing else we can think to do with you except to turn you into a dead man walking. At first, I was angry only at myself for my inability to remember, but eventually this anger was not enough to appease me. 00:39:31.190 --> 00:39:37.920 I had to turn my fury outward towards everything and everyone who represented this existence, I was cursed to experience. 00:39:38.309 --> 00:39:46.800 I began to hate the entire world and every person in it. For months, I created chaos in the streets, almost completely undetected. 00:39:47.130 --> 00:39:51.840 It was surprising, really, because I took no precautions to conceal myself or my actions. 00:39:52.389 --> 00:39:57.159 Only after three and then six, and then 10 bodies showed up in the same area. 00:39:57.420 --> 00:39:59.199 Did people really start to get nervous? 00:39:59.909 --> 00:40:03.239 Once the crimes were all linked to each other, there was no stopping. 00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:16.880 The hysteria that spread the news called it a horrific display of lawless and senseless violence. There is a new serial killer on the loose they proclaimed, and he has no victim profile. 00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:16.880 He will kill anyone. Even you. 00:40:17.389 --> 00:40:20.880 I did kill everyone. Women walking home alone at night. 00:40:21.030 --> 00:40:24.079 Taxi drivers who offered me rides in broad daylight. 00:40:24.469 --> 00:40:38.559 I even began snatching children from outside of their classrooms when no adults were looking. I did not do it to feel better. In fact, killing was a difficult and messy process that I found little joy in. Instead, I did it out of a kind of compulsion. 00:40:39.110 --> 00:40:46.039 I having forgotten every small detail about myself, still held grand illusions about the way the world worked. 00:40:46.590 --> 00:40:51.920 I thought that maybe karma or the natural balancing of the universe would take me out if I caused enough destruction. 00:40:52.530 --> 00:41:02.079 It was my only hope with each neck that I crushed between my hands and with stabbing suffocation and beating, I was simply asking to be seen. 00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:05.360 Today marks the third anniversary of that terrible day. 00:41:05.429 --> 00:41:17.000 I will always remember killing one at a time has not yet caused any higher power to notice me today, I plan to do it bigger than I ever have a last hurrah, if you will. 00:41:17.469 --> 00:41:24.719 A few weeks ago I started kidnapping children, but I refrained from killing them right away. Instead, I began a collection of sorts. 00:41:25.070 --> 00:41:28.480 I now have six little bodies all tied up in one room in my basement. 00:41:29.010 --> 00:41:39.760 My plan is to pour the gasoline I acquired yesterday from Arco on top of their tiny heads. Maybe the symbolism of it all, using the accelerant from the place I was turned into. 00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:43.639 This will have a more permanent effect on me. Maybe not. 00:41:43.989 --> 00:41:55.079 Either way at least I'll be making a statement. I'll be telling God or whoever, if you don't take me, I won't stop until I take all of them one by one. 00:41:55.650 --> 00:41:59.920 If I cannot die, I will kill brutally. Totally. 00:42:00.340 --> 00:42:01.559 And for eternity. 00:42:02.010 --> 00:42:03.760 Fucking finally. 00:42:04.449 --> 00:42:05.440 Finally, what? 00:42:05.510 --> 00:42:07.119 Some real scary shit. 00:42:07.469 --> 00:42:08.190 Well. 00:42:08.190 --> 00:42:11.559 That's good. You liked that. 00:42:08.190 --> 00:42:11.559 That's a great story. Hell. 00:42:11.559 --> 00:42:12.519 Yeah. It's a great story. 00:42:12.730 --> 00:42:25.599 We got body horror to the whole, You're so evil that your blood and organs say a heck no, and just just try to gtfo. 00:42:25.869 --> 00:42:29.440 Then you become this hollow race. 00:42:30.030 --> 00:42:34.760 Evil incarnate, but only by like, Well, why not? 00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:38.000 Let's do it. Yeah. This is rock and roll. It. 00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:41.400 Was super rock and roll. 00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:43.639 Great job. So again, first time she's being featured on Lunatic. 00:42:44.440 --> 00:42:46.000 So Thrilled is one. 00:42:46.429 --> 00:42:50.800 I think this is one of my favorite users of stories submitted so far. Ooh. 00:42:51.190 --> 00:42:53.119 Love that. Love a high praise. 00:42:53.510 --> 00:42:55.599 Yeah. So wait, there's a whole book of this. 00:42:55.949 --> 00:43:03.119 Yeah, so Nadira has a book. It's called, Again, I Want to Love My Own Life, and it's available for purchase on her website, which I'll link. 00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:07.360 Blow. And is this book a collection of Short stories? 00:43:07.530 --> 00:43:09.920 Is a novel? No, it's a novel. Okay. Yeah. 00:43:10.090 --> 00:43:13.480 So you can really dive into a world. 00:43:10.090 --> 00:43:18.679 Cuz that's the thing about this, The world is so interesting, this lifetime of this person in this state. 00:43:18.690 --> 00:43:24.719 So I'm excited to get into her writing a little bit more where you can explore it at greater depths and see where she takes. 00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.119 It. Yeah. I really wanna know more about this world. 00:43:27.150 --> 00:43:30.519 I know this is such a tease. 00:43:31.030 --> 00:43:36.239 I don't know if the novel is related to this or not, but we would love more of this <laugh>. 00:43:36.530 --> 00:44:05.719 My goodness. As fans, I have so many questions. So first off this, I love that this character was just, I mean, obviously they're just in the pits of despair, but in a very hollow sense. Yeah, Sorry. I mean, yes, in the a very literal hollow sense, but just like an emotionless. Well, sure of just trying to throw things at the wall and see what sticks. 00:44:07.179 --> 00:44:15.840 But this person very absolutely could have just become a superhero. Yeah, you can't die. 00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:15.840 Yeah. You can't even be noticed. 00:44:16.170 --> 00:44:24.599 Go solve, go fight crime. But no, instead, mass murder by burning children. Hell yeah. 00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:37.360 <Laugh>. Well, I do think it's almost more realistic what person goes through something that traumatic and then is like, I'm gonna be good now. No, they're like, I'm depressed. 00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:40.280 I'm being ignored by society, but I'm being ignored by God. I'm gonna fuck shit. 00:44:40.280 --> 00:44:45.280 Up. Right. Okay. So yeah, I like that one in case that was unclear. 00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:47.599 About that. Great. So I liked it too. I'm so glad. 00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:51.440 Hopefully we'll get more submissions from Nadira in the future because I. 00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:51.880 Really hope. 00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:54.800 So. Yeah, me too. We have one more story for you guys. 00:44:55.369 --> 00:44:56.320 We do one. 00:44:56.320 --> 00:44:56.480 More. 00:44:56.480 --> 00:44:57.440 Oh, that's right. We have four. 00:44:57.610 --> 00:45:01.480 We have magic four. Yes. Four just feels like a nice number. 00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:03.719 It just feels like a nice even number. 00:45:04.090 --> 00:45:05.000 It is even. 00:45:05.110 --> 00:45:12.559 Okay. Anyway, we have four stories. We have one more, and the only writer today who is returning. 00:45:13.170 --> 00:45:22.079 We have a, it's like, it's a nonfiction story, but some of the details have been changed to protect people's identities written by Cooper. 00:45:22.079 --> 00:45:28.519 Shreves Cooper has been featured on the podcast many times in the past, so I'm sure everybody is familiar with his work. 00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:32.679 You can follow him on Instagram. 00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:35.880 We will tag everything below again, but this is the first time. 00:45:32.699 --> 00:45:37.840 I will say, first time, we're getting a nonfiction piece from Cooper. 00:45:37.849 --> 00:45:44.280 So something a little bit different, and this is really sort of a lovely way to end it. I will. 00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:47.639 I'm gonna preface this, Allen, There's not a ton of action. Come on. 00:45:48.039 --> 00:45:49.480 You're an action fan. Is. 00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:52.360 There at least a small child burning. 00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:57.800 <Laugh>? But it to me feels like a day that I would spend, and so that's why I resonate with. 00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:00.159 It. I can't help but notice you didn't say no. 00:46:00.650 --> 00:46:03.360 No, there is no small children burning. I didn't want it. 00:46:03.769 --> 00:46:06.000 No, I'm not. I don't care about the size of the child. There's. 00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.519 No children burning in the story. Okay. Okay. Fine. 00:46:09.530 --> 00:46:18.800 Niagara Falls and the Red Coach in by Cooper Shreves, my friend group, has this thing called Family Pasta Night. 00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:29.199 Adam made spaghetti and garlic bread, and we all sat down at this table in the social commons of Jay's dorm and talked about our days. Everyone, except for Brian, Jay's childhood best friend lives on the same campus. 00:46:29.650 --> 00:46:38.480 He came out for pasta anyways and is coincidentally the only person who can drive and has a car. A couple weeks ago, he brought up going to Niagara Falls. 00:46:38.730 --> 00:46:55.719 He got busy with work and couldn't come hang out, but it all stayed in the back of our minds. Once we finished the family dinner, Brian looked at Jay. You guys want to go to Niagara Falls? Brian, Jay, Steve, Davey, and I all piled into Brian's car. No, Coop. 00:46:55.719 --> 00:46:58.679 You gotta get in the middle. 00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:07.639 I happen to be the smallest, and so I always get stuck in the middle seat. I was stuck in between Steve and Jay, but honestly it was so cold that I didn't mind. 00:47:08.250 --> 00:47:18.539 So everyone's been to the Falls, right? Brian asked. I have, but I don't remember it. Steve replied, Everyone grew up pretty close to Niagara Falls except for Steve. 00:47:18.619 --> 00:47:23.019 Brian and I often knew the fun places in the area, especially the haunted ones. 00:47:23.420 --> 00:47:26.820 Steve just tagged along since the area was new to him. 00:47:26.900 --> 00:47:29.280 Brian had put his playlist on in the car. Car. 00:47:29.349 --> 00:47:37.119 He's always been really into his music, dancing and singing along. Passionately, careless Whisper came on and he absolutely lost his mind. 00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:43.400 Davey who was sitting shotgun, was looking back at me and Jay with a look of absolute joy on her face. 00:47:44.380 --> 00:47:46.920 I'd forgotten that she'd only met Brian maybe twice. 00:47:48.030 --> 00:47:50.519 I could see the outline of Buffalo as we left. 00:47:50.849 --> 00:47:57.920 There's a lot of haunted places in Buffalo. Hell, one is in direct walking distance, and we nearly go every night. 00:47:58.769 --> 00:48:06.639 Niagara Falls is also a city infamous for the paranormal, at least on the American side. 00:48:02.849 --> 00:48:06.639 The state park itself is haunted. 00:48:07.230 --> 00:48:11.880 Over 5,000 people have died there. How could it not be? 00:48:11.980 --> 00:48:15.800 The most infamous ghost of the state park is that of the hat man? 00:48:16.389 --> 00:48:21.360 A man wearing a top hat and missing a leg is spotted walking around the falls. 00:48:22.070 --> 00:48:24.880 When people ask if he's okay, he disappears. 00:48:25.230 --> 00:48:35.679 I could see the beginnings of Niagara Falls coming up, the lights, the tall buildings, and the idea of being in the backseat of a car with my college friends on a Saturday night hit me. 00:48:36.230 --> 00:48:40.360 I smiled and looked at Jay who'd been sitting next to me with his hand in mind. 00:48:40.360 --> 00:48:47.679 There's a Ferris wheel. Steve yelled, poking me and pointing at the distance. 00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:49.079 It was lit up and beautiful like the rest of the skyline. 00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:52.280 I'm really glad I wasn't too distracted by the lights though. 00:48:52.650 --> 00:48:59.000 As we were driving closer, I saw a large building with English Tudor architecture and realized what it was. 00:48:59.349 --> 00:49:05.599 Dude, it's the red coach in, I yelled, hitting Jay on his arm to get his attention. Can we go? It's haunted. 00:49:05.710 --> 00:49:09.480 I looked at the driver grinning. Haunted. Hell yeah. 00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:13.000 Brian nodded. Just let me park. He seemed bouncy. 00:49:13.210 --> 00:49:14.719 We couldn't find a place to park. 00:49:15.269 --> 00:49:22.239 I guess it's pretty busy in Niagara Falls on a Saturday, especially with tour buses. 00:49:17.829 --> 00:49:23.840 Brian was driving around hands, practically gripping the steering wheel. 00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:27.760 There was a ton of swearing involved since we kept driving in circles. 00:49:28.099 --> 00:49:32.800 The city was amazing at night. Even with the background noise. Oh no. Oh, no. 00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:34.039 We don't wanna go this way. 00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:37.920 Brian yelled as we turned away from the border. <laugh>. What the fuck? 00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:41.320 Brian Davey yelled, Laughing. 00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:46.159 Despite looking terrified, we calmly drove around more. 00:49:41.849 --> 00:49:50.599 Still in search for parking. Well, this is the falls. There's nowhere to park. I guess we'll head back to my place. 00:49:50.969 --> 00:49:54.400 Brian's side, hanging his head in feet. Wait, he yelled out. 00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:57.639 Looked me in front of him. It was a sign for the state park. 00:49:57.969 --> 00:50:01.320 We can just park here. Why didn't anyone tell me that he winded? 00:50:01.929 --> 00:50:04.000 We thought you knew. Davey yelled back. 00:50:04.510 --> 00:50:06.920 I grabbed Brian's driving cat as we got out of the car. 00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:12.659 Sometimes I forget that I live in Western New York and that it's really cold here. 00:50:12.659 --> 00:50:23.719 The only person who seemed to have been prepared for the cold was Steve with his leather jacket and winter gloves. I thought the hat, a hot Cheeto's baseball cap might help keep my head warm. 00:50:23.719 --> 00:50:35.280 At least I was wearing one of Jay's hoodies, but I could feel the cold freezing my bones. We walked in the rain and missed to the falls. We were all soaking wet and freezing to death. 00:50:35.659 --> 00:50:39.440 The park was surprisingly crowded. 00:50:35.659 --> 00:50:40.920 There were people all around, all soaking and freezing. 00:50:41.650 --> 00:50:46.480 We walked closer to the falls while Steve gr There's more than one waterfall. 00:50:46.610 --> 00:50:49.960 He exclaimed. Yeah. That one's Roger, and that one's Peter. 00:50:50.190 --> 00:50:53.679 Ryan pointed with a completely straight face. Huh? 00:50:53.869 --> 00:50:55.079 I didn't know that they had names. 00:50:55.230 --> 00:50:58.280 Deer replied rubbing his thumb over the top of my hand. 00:50:58.889 --> 00:51:06.079 We didn't see any ghost at Niagara Falls. I definitely kept a lookout, but I don't seem to have much luck sometimes. 00:51:06.710 --> 00:51:11.039 What was the name of that other place? 00:51:06.710 --> 00:51:11.039 Brian asked, Walking briskly to his car. 00:51:11.579 --> 00:51:14.119 The red coach in, I replied shivering. 00:51:14.619 --> 00:51:19.239 I'd been craving new haunted spots to see, so I was practically bouncing here. 00:51:19.349 --> 00:51:24.280 Adorable. Jay smiled climbing into the car next to me. It's haunted. 00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:28.559 I replied. We should go ghost hunting sometime. Cooper, bring Jay along. 00:51:28.760 --> 00:51:33.039 Brian drove around aimlessly through the parking lot. How do I get outta here? 00:51:33.039 --> 00:51:38.400 He winded. Davey giggled. The state park signs stood in front of us now, and we all cheered in victory. 00:51:38.969 --> 00:51:42.760 We drove along the long winding road on the way back to the city streets. 00:51:43.730 --> 00:51:46.239 Oh my fucking God. Brian yelled. 00:51:46.460 --> 00:51:50.519 The headlights of his car landed on the entrance sign of the state park. 00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:55.880 <laugh>. What did you do? Dave claimed laughing so hard. She cried. 00:51:56.510 --> 00:52:01.119 I thought we got out. How did we end up back here? Brian's voice cracked. 00:52:01.349 --> 00:52:05.440 I've been in the car with Brian a couple times. He doesn't usually get lost. 00:52:05.550 --> 00:52:07.880 He's a good driver and has gps. 00:52:08.340 --> 00:52:27.320 I'm not saying that this was paranormal, but it would be pretty cool if something was trying to keep us at the park. It wouldn't be the first time a horror movie ended with a group of friends stuck in a time loop. Brian's GPS gave us directions. The Red Coach Inn, I was in the backseat, stumbled up on Jay reading an article about the place. 00:52:27.829 --> 00:52:30.519 What are you thinking, Coop? 00:52:27.829 --> 00:52:30.519 I looked at him and smiled. 00:52:30.900 --> 00:52:35.039 The inn opened in 1923, almost 100 years ago. 00:52:35.309 --> 00:52:48.920 I wondered if there would be an increase in activity next year and put it down in my brain to ask Brian to go back next year. Since it opened on August 30th, we'd be on campus. It was an eerie dark, especially in Niagara Falls. 00:52:49.579 --> 00:52:53.960 Not exactly the most reputable city around Brian's music. 00:52:53.989 --> 00:52:58.519 Echoed along with Jay singing along. We drove right up to the end. 00:52:58.929 --> 00:53:03.320 It was only slightly lit up by the streetlights and was completely empty. 00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:04.880 There were no people. 00:53:05.260 --> 00:53:11.032 The only sound was the wind gusts nearly pushing me and Davey over. It's a beautiful building. 00:53:11.170 --> 00:53:30.400 There's plants and flowers decorating the outside and lights shining from the inside. Make it look like a welcoming place, but still, something seemed off. I brushed it off. Walking closer to the building, I grabbed my phone outta my bag, handing it to Brian Here, take a picture of me. 00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:32.880 Davey stood next to me and made a goin noise. 00:53:33.190 --> 00:53:40.400 I responded with a similar goin noise. No offense, but my phone's camera's better. Brian responded handing the phone back to me. 00:53:40.739 --> 00:53:43.760 Jay grabbed it before I could preparing to take pictures of me. 00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:48.880 Davey and I posed in front of the hanging sign. You can't even touch the sign. 00:53:49.300 --> 00:53:51.719 Jay left easily reaching up to touch it. 00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:54.360 Steve did the same IPOed. 00:53:54.690 --> 00:54:02.760 We walked around the perimeter of the building and looked at the menu on the door. Although we didn't find anything, it doesn't mean we're gonna stop trying. 00:54:03.380 --> 00:54:07.559 I'd love to get back to see that place again. Maybe even stay or eat there. 00:54:08.110 --> 00:54:11.400 I know it's hard to gauge to the level of activity from the outside. 00:54:12.010 --> 00:54:18.760 My group does nightly walks on the outside of this old abandoned, insane asylum that's supposedly haunted, but we've never seen a thing. 00:54:19.329 --> 00:54:21.199 It doesn't mean it isn't haunted, though. 00:54:22.449 --> 00:54:25.920 My first question is this. 00:54:22.449 --> 00:54:25.920 Yes. I have two questions. 00:54:26.099 --> 00:54:27.400 One, let me answer them. 00:54:27.400 --> 00:54:31.440 Both is what is a Golan noise and two, what is a driving hat? 00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:36.280 We're gonna to immediately ask Cooper what a Golan noise sounds like. 00:54:36.280 --> 00:54:39.840 I'm so curious. I mean, a driving hat, I guess is just a hat you wear when you drive. 00:54:40.269 --> 00:54:45.639 Yeah, but no, there was at least a description of the driving hat, which was hot Cheetos. A hot Cheetos. 00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:46.880 Which is your favorite kind of. 00:54:46.900 --> 00:54:49.079 Chs. That is my favorite kind of Cheetos. 00:54:49.079 --> 00:54:49.719 So we love. 00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:52.760 That. Yes. I'm a big fan of the driving hat, <laugh>. 00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:57.800 Although when a driving hat was proposed, that was not what I was picturing. 00:54:57.989 --> 00:54:59.199 You're picturing a little. 00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:03.789 Like, Yeah, bell hop. The little bell hop hat. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why, but. 00:55:03.789 --> 00:55:04.639 I think that's natural. 00:55:04.909 --> 00:55:07.360 I mean, but smaller. Like a fess. Yeah, <laugh>. 00:55:07.789 --> 00:55:08.599 Yeah. It's. 00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:11.840 Cute. If I had a driving hat, that's what I would choose. 00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:17.079 But that doesn't really protect you from the heat. In fact, it's the opposite really. But it's made for warm climates. 00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:21.079 <Laugh>, There you go. All the info you needed on a fuzz, but a goblin noise. 00:55:21.079 --> 00:55:24.440 But a goblin noise. Hey Google, what's a golin noise? 00:55:24.869 --> 00:55:32.119 Okay, so we just asked Google what a go of noise is and it played us a really terrifying go of noise. 00:55:32.210 --> 00:55:33.920 Go do. Please do a rendition. 00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:35.193 <Laugh>. 00:55:36.869 --> 00:55:39.199 You're not even trying. 00:55:36.869 --> 00:55:39.199 You do it. Commit, please. 00:55:42.630 --> 00:55:43.880 Yeah, that's better. Come. 00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:44.713 On. That's. 00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:48.360 There. <laugh>. I don't know. 00:55:48.670 --> 00:55:55.960 It's, It's like you're trying to put your foot in the accelerator and You're just like, Just touched it. Touch it with the tippy, tippy toe. Come on, you can do this. 00:55:56.210 --> 00:56:08.639 Do it again. <laugh> Cooper, please send us an audio file of what a goblin noise sounds like. 00:56:08.690 --> 00:56:09.523 We need to know. 00:56:09.650 --> 00:56:12.159 If we get it in time for launch, we will put it in. 00:56:12.630 --> 00:56:14.840 I love the cute tradition though of. 00:56:15.369 --> 00:56:19.719 We will have to do a redaction and put a goblin noise in the future episode. 00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.840 Yeah, yeah. Next episode. We'll come back when we have the answers from Cooper. 00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:25.599 This is what the world needs to know. 00:56:25.650 --> 00:56:28.480 We, Yeah, We need to know. We wanna make all the noises to each other. 00:56:28.989 --> 00:56:38.559 I gotta say though, I this story, I'm right there with him with the level of supernatural occurrences. 00:56:38.940 --> 00:56:41.199 You like it because you don't believe in this. 00:56:41.519 --> 00:56:50.519 Paranormal. I found this very relatable. There you go. You know, just like you're with your friends, you're driving around wearing driving hats and. 00:56:51.710 --> 00:56:53.119 Eating hot Cheetos. 00:56:53.610 --> 00:56:54.960 No, there's no hot Cheetos. 00:56:54.960 --> 00:56:57.400 I know, but I'm saying that's what would be happening if you were in the car. 00:56:57.400 --> 00:57:01.800 That's this. Sure. Well, not wanting in a car, you're hot Cheetos. 00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:04.639 You're gonna get chle dust in someone's car. That's so disrespectful. 00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:05.480 It's not my car. 00:57:06.099 --> 00:57:10.199 Not my car. Not my problem. <laugh>. 00:57:06.099 --> 00:57:10.199 But then you're trying to leave a park. 00:57:10.269 --> 00:57:12.960 You're sorry. You're kind of lost at night. 00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:18.199 Things are a little overwhelming and you're trying to leave and then all of a sudden you're back where you started. 00:57:18.199 --> 00:57:19.239 Yeah. That is spooky. 00:57:19.239 --> 00:57:20.199 That's a spooky thing. 00:57:20.250 --> 00:57:21.083 It is. 00:57:21.139 --> 00:57:27.079 And yeah, Cooper identifies it right there. It's like, I'm not saying it's something supernatural, but. 00:57:27.769 --> 00:57:29.559 It plays into the vibe of the It. 00:57:29.559 --> 00:57:40.119 Does. It's like you're ghost hunting and then, but you're just trying to get out of a supposedly very haunted place and you keep coming back to the beginning. 00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:40.119 Yeah, that's, That's spooky. Spook Town. 00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:42.079 Spook town. Spook Town Canada. 00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:45.840 Spook town Canada. Is it? Well, I think this is on the US side. Oh. 00:57:45.840 --> 00:57:46.280 Spook. 00:57:46.280 --> 00:57:48.000 Town. I think they were very clear about that actually. 00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:52.719 Oh, I've actually only been, I thought growing up that I had been to Canada. 00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:57.719 I've been to Canada now, but I thought growing up that I went to Niagara Falls on the Canadian side. 00:57:57.719 --> 00:57:59.840 So I told everyone, Oh, I've been to Canada. I've been to Canada. 00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:02.440 Turns out my dad just took us on the New York side. 00:58:02.750 --> 00:58:05.639 I've never been to Canada. 00:58:02.750 --> 00:58:05.639 I grew up New York. 00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:06.440 You're from upstate. 00:58:06.440 --> 00:58:08.360 New York? I grew up near the Canadian border. 00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:11.840 That's, Wait, you've never been to anywhere in Canada? 00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:13.320 Montreal? No. You won't take me. 00:58:14.150 --> 00:58:18.159 It's my job to take you to Canada. Okay, fine. Let's go. 00:58:19.030 --> 00:58:20.039 I wanna go to Toronto. 00:58:20.269 --> 00:58:21.639 I wanna go to Montreal. 00:58:21.820 --> 00:58:25.400 And to Victoria. Actually, I really wanna go to Victoria. Where's that? 00:58:25.400 --> 00:58:29.043 It's on the West Coast and it's supposed to be one of the most beautiful places in the country. 00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:33.760 I've heard. Good. I know. Two wonderful people from Vancouver. 00:58:34.030 --> 00:58:39.599 I know a lot of people in Victoria, which I think is close to, We could probably do Where? 00:58:39.599 --> 00:58:40.719 Where's British Columbia? 00:58:41.389 --> 00:58:47.000 I think Victoria is in British Columbia. Sorry, to Canadian listeners who are yelling at us right. 00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:48.239 Now. I've been to Alaska. 00:58:48.590 --> 00:58:49.559 That's America. 00:58:49.789 --> 00:58:54.719 I know, but that touches Canada. Yeah. 00:58:49.789 --> 00:58:54.719 Doesn't it? Yes. Touches Russia. No. 00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:55.360 Used to touch Russia. 00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:56.639 No, it doesn't touch Russia. It. 00:58:56.639 --> 00:58:58.840 Touches Canada. It used to Because of the Landbridge. 00:58:59.199 --> 00:58:59.969 Pania? 00:58:59.969 --> 00:59:02.320 No, not Pania. The Landbridge. I. 00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:05.079 Don't know what that is. 00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:07.119 There was a land bridge, manmade bridge between Alaska and Russia. 00:59:07.260 --> 00:59:09.639 Yes. So in the CRA Abbey. 00:59:09.889 --> 00:59:10.400 Is that. 00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:13.719 Real? The cradle of humanity was in the Middle East. Right? Sure. 00:59:14.099 --> 00:59:21.322 Due to the nomadic nature of early civilizations, people would spread out and there used to be a land bridge that connect Russia to Alaska. 00:59:21.750 --> 00:59:23.960 A real, a manmade bridge or a natural bridge. 00:59:24.730 --> 00:59:27.480 Natural. This was like, okay. Early. 00:59:27.610 --> 00:59:30.159 It was pania. It was when the contents just still touched. 00:59:30.170 --> 00:59:33.639 It. Human humanity did not exist in. 00:59:33.639 --> 00:59:35.360 I know, but pania, I'm saying it was shifting. 00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:41.519 There is a slight difference. Yes. 00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:41.519 In, Yeah. The continental divide. 00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:44.239 Yes. Okay. There's, There's a slight difference in the continental coastlines. 00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:45.280 Okay. But it was not. 00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:47.119 Pinching. I didn't know there was a land bridge. 00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:49.159 There was a land bridge. I. 00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:49.992 Believe you. 00:59:50.090 --> 00:59:53.920 If there was still a land bridge, I feel like things would've developed slightly differently. 00:59:54.070 --> 00:59:56.679 I think that's fair. So what happened to the land bridge? 00:59:58.360 --> 00:59:59.400 I, I'm not sure. 00:59:59.789 --> 01:00:05.362 I wonder if it's just due to differences in ocean levels or if it was. 01:00:05.710 --> 01:00:06.679 Shifting of the. 01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:08.800 Continents straight up. Yeah. 01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:08.800 Shifting continents. I'm not. 01:00:08.809 --> 01:00:10.000 Or a combination of both. 01:00:10.000 --> 01:00:21.800 Well, we'll look into that as well and come back next episode with Golan noises and with more information on the land bridge between Russia and Alaska. Great. Also, we're now back to an every other week schedule, so just a heads up on that. 01:00:21.800 --> 01:00:25.920 I'm sure you've noticed, cuz it's been two weeks since we released the radio drama. 01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:43.239 If you have not listened to the other side, the radio drama that we released for Halloween this year, please, please listen to it. I am so proud of the work, the collaboration with Sarah Luke. Every single voice actor did such an amazing, incredible job. Alan did such an incredible job with the sound design. 01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:46.760 I'm so proud of it. So please, please go listen to that if you haven't. 01:00:47.210 --> 01:00:52.842 It just really was a fun and exhilarating and fulfilling project to work on. 01:00:53.070 --> 01:01:00.199 I gotta say, as our Halloween hangover episode, I think we should just do some hair of the dog and go watch Halloween. 01:01:00.449 --> 01:01:04.559 Oh, I would love that. Yeah. Okay. 01:01:00.449 --> 01:01:04.559 Well go watch Halloween again. 01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:07.599 My favorite movie of all time. I love that you just offered that. Mm-hmm. 01:01:07.639 --> 01:01:08.960 <affirmative>, very generous of you. 01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:09.793 You're welcome. 01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:11.679 Thank you guys so much for listening. 01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:15.119 Remember to nominate your favorite horror films released in 2022. 01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:20.699 Visit us on social media to get the link to do that for the 2022 Lunix Horror Awards. 01:01:20.699 --> 01:01:21.559 The Loos. 01:01:22.230 --> 01:01:23.599 Loos, <laugh>. I love that. 01:01:23.940 --> 01:01:27.679 And we will be back in two weeks with another episode. Talk to you soon. 01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:28.512 Bye bye. 01:01:40.190 --> 01:01:48.590 Thanks for listening. 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