The One About Ricing, Dancing, and Holding The Kid

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Speaker 1: Hello, my love, it is your truly Lala can welcome back to give them La La podcast. Happy hump Day, but for us, happy Monday. Welcome back to work, you little motherfuckerss like.

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Speaker 2: We haven't been in here forever.

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Speaker 1: It feels like a while, right.

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Speaker 2: Because last weekend we were in home Springs, right. Isn't that why we didn't do it for you.

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Speaker 1: Know what is time and what is life? I don't know where I am, what time it is, the day, the year, I don't where am I right now? Yeah, this is exactly why we have a dress for real. Yes, give everyone a wave. But by the way, you guys, oh little snaps, little snaps. This is an amazing way to start off. If you are listening right now, I want to remind you guys, they give them. Laala is officially on YouTube. You're welcome. You can watch on Fridays at nine am Pacific time is when it goes live, So make sure you.

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Speaker 2: Subscribe and watch it at nine oh one.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm I'm big on numbers. I'm big on numbers. I sit there and I watch and I'm like one two holy shit, getting YouTube followers hard.

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Speaker 3: Also, thank you for such sweet comments because I know, Laala, we don't really read the comments a lot, but I've been creeping on the YouTube ones.

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Speaker 4: Yeah are YouTube Our YouTube people are the real ones.

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Speaker 3: Oh really everyone is, but like, well not everyone is, actually, but like I'm saying, Instagram, there's so many sweet people everywhere, but the YouTube people they.

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Speaker 2: Are That's where I gotta go to read.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, because I'll tell you what. The Grammar's beatrol.

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Speaker 2: They can ruin a good day.

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Speaker 1: They certainly can. And I decided over the weekend when I was in Palm Springs, I was like, you know what, I avoid comments. I avoid comments, but even the constant scrolling is so mind numbing that I'm like, I'm deleting Instagram on my phone for a bit, and I'm also going to like put this on private for just a moment because I'm feeling a little exposed. Which nothing's changed, right, It's just my mental has changed. I was giving the gram too much of my time, so now it's not on my phone. I'm going to keep it like that for a while. And I'm going to send all my stuff to jess anytime I want to post. Love that, love it, love it for Jessica before we start start. I'm going to do a lot of before we start starts. So I did notice that some of the comments on YouTube for the podcast are like, we want to know what Laala has done to become a Swiftie. And I'm gonna be totally honest with you, guys. I thought that being a SWIFTI meant like you just liked your music. You just like did like Siri play shake it Off. And it was like, I'm a swifty now because I ask for her music willingly.

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Speaker 2: Baptized.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, No, it's like a whole thing. I just learned this, okay, because when I read this, what have you done to become a swifty I'm like, wait, what I just had to like right, download add two favorites in library on iTunes. No, that's not what it is. So I am asking you, my followers and listeners, to guide me. Give me the Swifty starter pack. What should I start with? Something easy, like, I know the friendship bracelets are a thing like Slide into either the YouTube comments section the podcast comments section, which is give them La La pod and let me know what I should start with. And then I'm going to keep you guys updated.

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Speaker 4: One thing I do know that's huge for the Swifties.

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Speaker 3: Is you only listen to which most people are gonna be like, duh, this should be for everyone only listen to Taylor's version.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hould up? Hold up?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, because so Scooter doesn't get anything from it, right, isn't that why they had their huge and she had Yes, he owned all of the music, right, so now that she re recorded everything, she can own those from what I use? This is making all the sense.

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Speaker 1: So step one is fuck Scooter Brawn.

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Speaker 4: No, actually, I don't know. I'm not saying oh no to that.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying oh no to the afterword.

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Speaker 1: I literally went onto threads one day and was like, what words should I use to replace curse words? There's no spoiler alert. We scratched that this is how I talk. I guess if it drops me in YouTube? Fuck it? I mean there's nothing I can do. I can do.

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Speaker 2: Bad stop. I can't even. I feel like you're the same. I swear so often that like I'm thinking about not swearing, so I forget what the hell I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I know, I do know, I know, trust me, I get it. There are things that sometimes I say and then ocean repeats, and I was like, a duck, a duck, quack quack, where yes, ocean, it's a huge truck, huge, huge truck. And then I confuse her so much that she's like, yeah, that's what I said, A duck in a truck. The things we do, don't judge me. I know that some of you little trolls, like I did that song the other day where I was like, I got new crucks and I cannot lie, you know, And I did the whole thing, and then at the end, I go, makes you jealous jealous, and this freaking trol mom was like, I love this, but why are you teaching your daughter the word jealous. It's like, well, jan, my daughter is gonna learn a lot of words, and to be quite honest, jealous is the least of my fucking right, the least.

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Speaker 3: Dan Again, we should have a dang every time you say the F word, let's dot.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to alert YouTube anymore than we've already been alerted or they've been alerted. There's got to be something that's on there where it's like, okay, in this episode of give Them, all of these said a curse word X amount of times I'll work on it, but today is not the day. I'm thetired, so let's just like, let's just try to get through the episode.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're all tired because what did we just do?

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Speaker 1: You guys? So today is nine to eleven and it's the national How do I say this, chess? It is? Can I put the word today? We didn't the nine to eleven National Day of Service? This is correct, right, yep. They've basically coined this day for everybody to go out and do something that makes a difference. So what we did was we packed meals for Americans at risk of hunger. This includes veterans. We had Easton. You guys should have seen us, y'all. All right, First of all, we get there and there's a DJ and Ocean was with us, and we were like, huh huh uh. It was like a day of giving but feeling the spirit at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we were feeling it right, getting down, getting down.

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Speaker 1: So we go out to like our little station. We have Easton who's on lentils, lentils.

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Speaker 4: And veggiees on.

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Speaker 1: Jessica is opening the packs, putting the seasoning in, putting him under the little thing where you put the cups of the lentils and the veggies, and then I'm on rice and I got a baby on my hip, and I'm ricing, ricing, dancing, holding the kid, ricing, dancing, holding the kid. I'm kid you not. We packaged so much in two hours, y'all. Two hours, there were one hundred and thirty five thousand, and I think it was above that, because that was like one hundred and sixty thousand meals made just at our location in two freaking hours. I want to give you round of all all of us, for all.

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Speaker 4: Of us, bravo for everyone, but everyone on our table.

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Speaker 1: Yes, every single person who on nine to eleven showed up and did something to make a difference. I'm very freaking proud of you. So that's what we did. And I feel like we were on such a high while we were there that once we got in the car, it was like, oh, I.

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Speaker 2: Could have taken a nap in the car.

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Speaker 4: No, we all shut down. Lala, can you please tell the Gong story? Please? And if she lets me, I might share the video, but probably not.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so she was swinging, they shut up.

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Speaker 1: I am mortified. So they asked me to make an announcement when we hit one hundred and thirty five thousand meals right, and the host of the event was like or the MC said, would you like to hit the gong after? And I was like, uh yeah, and he preps me. He's like, you have to hit it very hard, and I was like okay, and I start getting nervous and he's like, you gotta give it a good hit. He did say that it's not gonna make a noise, It'll be like a ding, all right, So I'm fucking getting that back. So we like, I'm Sammy sausaid, this bitch all right.

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Speaker 2: Verry bom, verry fucking fine. She even lifted the front knee.

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Speaker 1: Ye did I really love you through your whole body to that? I'm so embarrassed. So I make the announcement with all the glee in the world about the one thirty five. I put my child down, I get the gong hitter, I apparently two hands. I smack this thing so fucking hard that the room jumps, literally jolts. Okay, I was so embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: She goes and now I'm gonna hit the gong. She sets ocean down and there was a beat like people.

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Speaker 1: Were going to a tempt and I'm looking at it like it's not that big, there's no way, but the guy warned me.

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Speaker 3: She blew everyone away in the room, terrified people and was like oh.

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Speaker 4: And like we all jumped. We were like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I can't even watch the video. I was so embarrassed the guys.

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Speaker 2: Who came up to like help when you guys went to fill in so we could just keep going. She got after they hit it, they go, is that your sister?

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Speaker 1: Shut up?

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Speaker 4: I hate you all.

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Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: Over you're getting scouted for base hall teams. Now what I.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine? The Dodgers call me, They're like, yo, we saw you at the nine to eleven day of service.

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Speaker 2: We love to recruit your.

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Speaker 4: No, that was wild. She shook us all to our core.

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Speaker 1: I'm with that gong. I was very impressed. You know what.

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Speaker 3: The only thing that would have been more humiliating is she winds up and does that, and it's like.

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Speaker 4: That would have been.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was afraid of. Yes, so, yes, Easton. I got in position all right and I lifted that knee and I whacked it. Could you imagine if I hit it, and it was like what Jessica said, the tiniest of noises after I was just.

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Speaker 4: Like a hundred.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you guys am officially thirty three. Can we talk about it?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to?

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Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty legit. I mean I was in San Francisco. So remember I don't know what happened. What was it Labor day or something?

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Speaker 2: Labor day?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we pre recorded. You guys were back at it right. We pre recorded for Labor Day because we usually record on Mondays. So since we last recorded, VPR went to San Francisco. There was whatever that trip was. See every time, I'm such an overshare that I have to like actively stop myself when I start talking about VANDR pump. Anyway, we went to San Francisco for our finale trip. It was great, and we wrapped on September first, traveled back to LA on September second. Let me tell you thing. Without a birthday, you do not exist. Okay, So I don't care how you celebrate. I don't care if you go and blow it out the ass. You have a big rooftop party, you go out to the clerb, I don't care. But it has to be acknowledged in some way. So my bred idea was instead of going from San Francisco to Lax, which is what production, that's the route that they were gonna fly us. Obviously, I was like, you know what, I don't want to fly to Lax and then get in a car and drive for two hours to get to Palm Springs. I'm going to book a ticket into Palm Springs. It was six hundred dollars. I said, you know what, my time on September second is valuable. I will spend that money just to make it so I don't have to spend two hours in a fucking car car. So did you just say karma? Did you just say karma?

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Speaker 4: I'm sweating now.

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Speaker 1: No, i't No, I'm not cut out your tongue. Your tongue out anyway. I'm sitting there and I'm watching this other flight board to like the Redlands or whatever, and I'm like, this doesn't make any sense. They're barely boarding this. My flight is supposed to leave in fifteen minutes. I look it up. It's been pushed back, postponed. So I'm like, okay, whatever. It's then postponed again, and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna shake it off because it'll still put me there sooner than taking the LA two hour drive. So then I doze off, and then I get a phone call from Easton's friend land and they're all in Palm Springs that says my flight is set to not land now for another like six hours. It's like a huge delay. So I'm running through SFO screaming naturally the F word. Okay, sobbing my eyes out. My mom tells me there's another flight to Palm Springs. I roll up on this flight attendant person or whatever the person's job is that just sits there and waits for people to like have a problem, concierge whatever. And I was like, hey, can I get on this flight? My other one's been pushed back, and she was like, the the window is closed, it's restricted now you have to book it within an hour and it's it leaves in forty minutes. And I'm like there was no way to get me on the flight and she's like no, I'm sorry, And I was like, okay, literally like that you say it's my birthday? No, because who the fuck even cares? No the fuck even really cares. Yes, it should be celebrated, but this random woman doesn't care, you know. So I called my agent was like, I don't know what to do. I said, at this point, no, you guys, I was ready to empty my bank account on a fucking private jet. I did not care. I was like, get me out of San Francisco right now. I don't know anyone here. I don't want to spend my birthday at SFO. Anyway, I ended up flying into LA driving two hours.

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Speaker 4: No, I thought it was four. Didn't it take you four?

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Speaker 2: Or no?

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Speaker 1: It took me four this last time. Okay, okay, okay, but that's how I spent most of my birthday airport.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, they were in that many cities on their you know what side, he greeted me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how he greeted me. When I got to Palm Springs. You're right today, Los Angeles, Palm Springs. I was bulling, thirty, thriving. So that's what I did, And it was like the best way to spend my birthday because wrapping this season was brought tears to my eyes, like happy tears, the happiest of tears. I was done, Yeah, fucking done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm done. We know all right now.

00:16:47
Speaker 1: And can I tell you how I knew that I was oldest ship now is because before I left to go to s f O, I could not figure out how to sign out of Netflix. So I youtubed it. I YouTube how you sign out of Netflix? And then it like walked me through the video and I was like doing it with the video and then I'd be like, wait, I can't find that pause. Then I'd scroll and I'm like, oh, it is that I'm old. Netflix is hard, right.

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, Netflix, this isn't the only person, and I'm not the only person. Everyone I talked to is like, how the hell do you sign out of the shit? Make it easier?

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Speaker 1: Please, It's very hard, It's exactly. And I tried to log onto my phone to sign out of devices on that and it was just like so beyond that I youtubed it, it told me how to do it. Once I got to Palm Springs, you guys, I was like, I was planning on being here most of Saturday and my daughter not anymore. But at this point in time was giving me so much attitude. Literally, she also made me cry on my birthday. No, she was like being rude so rude, and I could tell, like, you're being rude because you're feeling like I've neglected you because during filming, Ocean doesn't understand. Yes, she knows mom's going to work, but it's very like weird different time frames.

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Speaker 2: It's a different work than most people.

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Speaker 1: It's different work than most people. And granted, my mom constantly says lard, there's most people go to work from nine to five and leave their children behind. They got to go to daycare, they go to school. So that does make me feel better. But I could tell Ocean was like not digging me because I haven't been around as much as I usually am. So I decided to bail on Beyonce because I felt like being with my kid on a day that I have her was way more important. So I hope everyone had fun at Beyonce. I've now given up Taylor Swift and Beyonce. Wow. Yeah, yeah, wow.

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Speaker 3: The fact that you tailor, Yeah, that's those are We're two of the most iconic shows of the year.

00:19:02
Speaker 1: I know. Apparently Jenner and Chalomay made their their relationship official, like at this place? Did you see them Jessica on the.

00:19:11
Speaker 4: What do you mean? I saw them?

00:19:12
Speaker 3: And then I googled more photos of Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shallot, and I just I don't care as much as I used to, and that upset me a little bit.

00:19:23
Speaker 4: I don't watch Kardashians.

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Speaker 2: I'm with you. Yeah, seeing them together though, I was like, huh, maybe I had a shot.

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Speaker 3: They're interesting, but yeah, he's like, I don't think he's like he's gen Z goodlocking to me, And I think that to me, Kylie Jenner doesn't give off a gen Z like she would be into gen Z hot. So it's weird because Kylie Jenner is in gen Z vibes to me, she's I don't know.

00:19:54
Speaker 1: I don't really tell me.

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Speaker 2: What were you going to say now, go on? I was just gonna say, I don't think I can't see, like, w where they like? How did they even start talking? Where was the attraction? Mutual friends?

00:20:04
Speaker 1: Someone called someone and was like, hey, I think this would be a great pair anyway, I don't really care that much about them and what they do. I don't really care enough about anybody to invest in like what they're doing. However, I was in a conversation at one point in time before they went public, and it was said from a very very inside insider that they like actually legitimately like each other and like legitimately have been hanging out an X, Y and Z. So if you guys give a shit, there you go. I don't.

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Speaker 2: They've been caught sneaking in and out of each other's.

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Speaker 4: Homes and cars.

00:20:40
Speaker 1: That's kind of fun. That would take me back to like high school days.

00:20:45
Speaker 4: Do you WATCHLI Yes? Do you watch sex Lives? You did? Sex Lives of College?

00:20:51
Speaker 3: So the girl is Timothy Shalamy's sister, the like nerdy girl character.

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Speaker 1: Are you joking? No? Does she have an accent real life?

00:21:01
Speaker 2: I don't know.

00:21:02
Speaker 1: Doesn't Timothy I have an accent?

00:21:04
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm fact checking this live. I might be right.

00:21:06
Speaker 1: How does one have an accent and the other doesn't if they're brother and sister. Doesn't make any sense. Come on, Jessica, this is the podcast of no fact checking, only the headlines.

00:21:18
Speaker 2: We let you fact check used.

00:21:21
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.

00:21:23
Speaker 1: Pauline, And it's her name and where it's from.

00:21:25
Speaker 4: She is from?

00:21:28
Speaker 1: I have to google that.

00:21:33
Speaker 3: Long beat Pauline chalame accent question mark.

00:21:39
Speaker 1: Yes, they've got to talk with an accent. Well, I think the British got a British accent more like Cockney.

00:21:45
Speaker 2: What is that?

00:21:48
Speaker 3: Don't ask me? Everyone to me accent everyone's accent is like, all right, then that's everyone.

00:21:54
Speaker 4: Let's see. Well, then we're only going to play it for a second because I know we're not allowed to play performing artists who live there. No, no accent.

00:22:01
Speaker 1: Does Timothy have one? Or did I make that up? In my mind?

00:22:04
Speaker 4: I think you made that up. I don't think he has an accent.

00:22:07
Speaker 1: I just feel like the name Schallo May sounds like an accented person.

00:22:10
Speaker 4: Right, well, he looks like he should have an accent shallow.

00:22:14
Speaker 2: Any movies we've seen?

00:22:15
Speaker 1: I love a good accent, any kind? Is he lay it on? Is he in any movies?

00:22:21
Speaker 2: Yes?

00:22:21
Speaker 1: He's an actor.

00:22:22
Speaker 4: No, he grew up in New York.

00:22:26
Speaker 1: I am shook it to my very core.

00:22:29
Speaker 4: Wow, you heard it.

00:22:29
Speaker 3: Here first, folks, Timothy doesn't have an accent Timothy challo May, even though he looks like she should.

00:22:36
Speaker 1: Talking like James Kennedy.

00:22:38
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the meme?

00:22:39
Speaker 3: It was like it's like one of those elf shoes and it's like I can't explain it, but why does this shoe look like Timothy Challow.

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Speaker 1: May have you seen that, Timothy. No, there's no one better than my mom. Okay. She was sitting on the couch and this is a regular occurrence. Okay, reading the top news. This bitch is informed af all right. She got all the hot topics on deck. What she need pop culture was politics. She's got it all. So she told me. She was like, oh my gosh, this woman was mauled by otters. What just look at this? She shows me freaking news mauled by otters. Lauren, this is scary. This is scary. I was like, that is very scary. First send me the link because that needs to be spoken about on the podcast. So this is what I learned. First, it was the orcas fucking up the sailboats. They don't give a damn. Now it's the otters, okay, and apparently they're very territorial. This woman in California, all of a sudden, these otters attack her. Okay, mal for five minutes, you guys, she said, I am lucky to be alive. Hundreds of stitches all over her hands, her arms, her face is all scratched up. She obviously had to go to the hospital. Her bandages have to be changed multiple times a day. Could you imagine?

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Speaker 4: Where was she?

00:24:21
Speaker 1: I only read the headline. It said California. It was in California.

00:24:24
Speaker 2: Am I looking this up?

00:24:25
Speaker 4: Look it up?

00:24:26
Speaker 1: Look it up.

00:24:26
Speaker 4: It's just a more wild story. If she's like in a mall versus in a river.

00:24:30
Speaker 1: In a mall, That's what I'm saying.

00:24:32
Speaker 4: At the mall, where is she?

00:24:34
Speaker 1: On her I don't go to the mall. This isn't Peb and Shay on Disney.

00:24:39
Speaker 4: What are you talking about. I'm just saying.

00:24:41
Speaker 3: Was she walking into a store and Otters came out of nowhere and attacked?

00:24:44
Speaker 4: Or was she in a river somewhere? Not that it matters.

00:24:47
Speaker 1: This is not her boys brutally attacked.

00:24:51
Speaker 2: The attack occurred in the middle fork of the Feather River.

00:24:55
Speaker 4: Okay, so in a.

00:24:56
Speaker 1: River, of course, in a Riverica. Do you really think they're rolling up to No, I'm just like these Otters. I'm about to fuck some folk up today. Come on onter friends.

00:25:08
Speaker 4: Job, we're a hiker someday. No, it was okay, Okay, makes sense.

00:25:21
Speaker 1: I was like asking if the Orcas were they in the ocean. Yes, they were in the oceans.

00:25:27
Speaker 2: Plummus Plumbus National Forest is where that that took place.

00:25:31
Speaker 3: That's really heartbreaking. But and in crazy town. But I would have never ever imagined hold on crazy.

00:25:38
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is only read the headlines. We don't know if there was anybody with her or if she just luckily survived a five minute mall and had to If.

00:25:44
Speaker 3: Someone was with somebody with her and she got mold for five minutes, that's not your friend anymore, to be quite honest.

00:25:52
Speaker 1: And by the way, earlier this year, No, they go toes.

00:25:57
Speaker 4: They're like hamster. No, they're they're like gerbils.

00:26:01
Speaker 1: No. I could only see them when they popped their heads out of the water near me. I started screaming for help, but there was nobody on the lake. Oh my god, you guys. All I'm saying is please be careful that it was a group of otters. And by the way, they also did this earlier in the year, and mama otters are very protective of their babies, so be careful.

00:26:27
Speaker 4: Was a group of a gang of otters.

00:26:30
Speaker 3: That's really scary because you can't trust you can't trust anyone these suits or any animal.

00:26:37
Speaker 4: That's that's horrifying.

00:26:39
Speaker 2: I know. I saw another guy get his leg bit off by a shark.

00:26:43
Speaker 1: There was another one in Freaking. There was another one in Montana. This person was airlifted from her. Yes, they've gone rogue. The otters have gone rogue, so be careful. Thank god, it's wintertime. No one's no one's sitting side, and we're approaching we're approaching summer. It's not we're approaching fall. Do you go on the river and fall? I guess, well, in La, of course. Yeah, you're sitting. You're sitting seaside in December. Okay, you may have a little jacket on, but.

00:27:20
Speaker 3: You can't you can't trust it. Don't feed the squirrels because it's going to be squirrels next.

00:27:24
Speaker 4: Just stay.

00:27:25
Speaker 3: Just let them live in peace, and we'll also try and live in peace.

00:27:29
Speaker 1: I agree. My mom also let me know that there was a woman or man. They didn't say what, but someone had chronic diarrhea on adulta flight. And I hate to laugh. I hate to laugh.

00:27:45
Speaker 4: Can you imagine?

00:27:48
Speaker 1: Apparently the flight attendant called into headquarters or whatever and was like, we need to make an emergency landing for biohazardous shit on the plane. There has been a passenger who has down the entire aisle? Okay, And I want to know did they drink sen a tea before or I know the feeling?

00:28:13
Speaker 4: And also like was it just down the aisle?

00:28:17
Speaker 1: Was it ever they.

00:28:20
Speaker 4: Were they spring down? They?

00:28:23
Speaker 1: I just can't imagine it was on the ceiling. I can't imagine that they were Like.

00:28:27
Speaker 2: I just I just pictured like half of the plane blowing the windows out.

00:28:39
Speaker 1: I think it was just like they probably knew something was happening.

00:28:43
Speaker 2: Have you seen hall pass Yeah, I remember when she didn't feel good and she sneezes.

00:28:51
Speaker 1: I feel so much better. Imagine we all know that feeling. By the way, like let's not even pretend we just like get to do it. Yeah, right for the person that was she screaming because if either way, I don't know if it was a girl or a boy. All they said was a passenger. I think they're trying to keep the nimity of anonymity, anonymity it's and then then they're trying to keep the person anonymous.

00:29:21
Speaker 2: Okay, what like would you want to be like, yeah, that was met on the plane.

00:29:30
Speaker 1: Oh, I would be like who, I don't know who?

00:29:35
Speaker 4: Disgusting? No, but that don't judge me there.

00:29:39
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty convinced it was the sentence in my mind. They went to creation, they got the poop enforcer before the flight because the person at the counter said, yeah, drink it twenty four hours before. You'll be fine. No, no, I will not be.

00:29:57
Speaker 4: And then there was a baby on the flight that said, is that ch inside joke you guys?

00:30:03
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

00:30:06
Speaker 1: No, the baby said, what's that?

00:30:09
Speaker 2: What is that?

00:30:12
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna out anybody, but this is just how I feel. Maybe it went down on Delta.

00:30:18
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

00:30:18
Speaker 3: Poor Well, you know that's humiliating, and you know, if she's not humiliated, good for her. But if I can be so bold to say, if you are that person, woman or man and you just want to DM the podcast, we'd love to maybe have a phone call, have a phone call with them and just ask all the questions.

00:30:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll even put that weird filter on your voice. Yeah, it'll sound like the Neighbor or whatever. What's that show called Hello, I've been watching you from the.

00:30:51
Speaker 4: Watcher, the Watcher.

00:30:53
Speaker 1: I'll make you sound like the Watcher and we'll talk all about you shitting all over Delta. You'll fly right E've been banned, You're on the fly list. Okay. Before we move on to all things reality, I just want to say this. Disney has to pay nine point five million dollars in a class action lawsuit because apparently like one hundred thousand people bought the Magic Key, which is like the season's pass, and they were told that there would be no blackout dates. I have this pass and it's nothing but blackout dates. So Disney, I'm gonna give you a chance to right this wrong. Otherwise I'm ready to go freaking choes because I have a child. I spent mad money on these passes, and literally every time I sign on to make a reservation, you all have blacked me out. Okay, and I'm kind of freaking over it. You're not gonna charge me all this money so that I and basically I can't go. I would have been better off just buying day passes each time, for real. I'm not happy about it.

00:32:00
Speaker 2: Then they tell you when you can and can't go, it doesn't seem right.

00:32:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would really hate to have to blast you weekly as my ache of the week. I don't want to do that to you. I know you're Disney, but I'm fucking la Lass. So what's up. Chessup, bitch, Chess up, Disney, Chess up, bitch. Let's go because your imagine may come for me. I'm like what, I'm sorry, what do we need to take you? That's the Magic Kingdom.

00:32:29
Speaker 2: We'll take it down right now.

00:32:31
Speaker 1: No, but please make it right. My daughter wants to go, and I have to tell her that it's I don't know what's wrong, babe. I don't know what's wrong. It's very rude, very rude Disney. By the way, nine point five million dollars to Disney is like nothing. I think I did the math, and by the way, I'm no math wizard, but it's like ninety five dollars a person, which is kind of fucked up. That could my math could be totally wrong, but the calculator did it.

00:32:56
Speaker 2: You just could have done it wrong on the calculator. Correct.

00:33:02
Speaker 1: Let's go into Real Housewives, So I said to the group. We get them all a group on Saturday. Hi, everybody, Happy happy weekend to you all. Make sure that you watch Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion. Make sure that you're caught up on oc make sure that you start Real house fives of Salt Lake because that's up and running now. And also make sure that you're caught up on Roney. So while they did that, I forgot to do all of that. She sure did.

00:33:31
Speaker 4: She sure did.

00:33:32
Speaker 1: And I watched Desperate Housewives instead. Okay, did we watch Atlanta Easton?

00:33:38
Speaker 2: Yes?

00:33:39
Speaker 1: Did you you watched the first episode? Right?

00:33:42
Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, I watched. Yeah, I didn't know there was a part two. I got onto Peacock and it was yeah, there, So that's my fault.

00:33:47
Speaker 1: Peacock will be on today.

00:33:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:33:49
Speaker 3: I do have to say in your text you put reunion part one.

00:33:53
Speaker 4: So I also watched part one one?

00:33:55
Speaker 1: Oh I did?

00:33:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, it says part one.

00:33:57
Speaker 1: All right, that's fine. I watched part one two. What did we gather? Did we like it? You want to know what I gathered? This is what I gathered from the first forty five seconds. This is what I learned. Charre got a nose job. She was swollen in her interviews. That's what she's saying, and that's why her face looked really different. Marlowe is ozempicking her ass off because she wants sample sizes.

00:34:21
Speaker 4: She admitted.

00:34:22
Speaker 1: She admitted, I love a bit who admits sonya This was really heartbreaking. So last week's episode, we had spoken and it was before the finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta had aired, and we were talking as a group about the right age to tell people, or like a younger child, that you're expecting a baby. And we saw in the finale Sonya with her doctor and the doctor's saying, you're at five weeks or something like that, and she's like, what am I gonna tell do? Like, he's so excited about this and I was five weeks two weeks ago, and her doctor says, like, I would advise you to not bring him into the conversation. You know, he's very young and all those kids are resilient. Just hold off. So we talked about that on the podcast. Cut to the editing process. I'm now watching the finale episode, so this must have been the one before the finale finale happens. I don't know what it was. Somewhere in between that episode of Atlanta and us discussing it and recapping, I watch the most recent episode and she loses the baby. So we took that out of the podcast of us breaking down when the right time is because I just didn't want that in here at that point in time. But she's pregnant again, which is amazing, and I'm so happy for her family. So that I also learned, I'm very, very happy for the sun because Deucy was very upset about his mama miscarrying the baby. I learned that Kenya has great tits. Okay, I've always known this, but you know, she really showed up with the under boob. I usually only see top boob. Fantastic. Okay. Candy is still booked and busy, badass bitch. And then Drew is still living with her her person, her her ex, her not X And I was like, we're out in these streets pulling a tom and ariana. This is like a common thing.

00:36:35
Speaker 4: What is this? What is going on?

00:36:39
Speaker 2: It's easy to leave, I promise, guys, and.

00:36:41
Speaker 1: Way harder to be like we're breaking up, you toxic fuck. I'll be down the hall and need me. Sounds so that sounds like it would take me out. I couldn't do it. I would stay with it.

00:36:55
Speaker 3: I would stay with a friend before I stayed in the house with my ex.

00:36:58
Speaker 1: There's gotta be a re Can someone please tell me if you are a lawyer or something. The reasoning behind because is there something legally that I do not understand because again I left the home, but I didn't own that home. It was not mine, so of course I was getting the fuck out. But I think even if I owned it, I would have been chucking ubduces, being like, I'm out of here.

00:37:21
Speaker 2: We'll figure that out later.

00:37:22
Speaker 1: We'll figure that out later. And you can also deal with my lawyer on that. So please, if you're a lawyer, tell me if there's some sort of like legal repercussion to moving out of a home that you own with.

00:37:35
Speaker 2: Or you're a therapist, and if there's a deeper embedded and you're staying with them for some sort of fucked up reason.

00:37:41
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, I like that, y or like that's a lot. See, you're learning podcasting.

00:37:49
Speaker 2: I'm getting there. It's taken months, but we'll get there.

00:37:52
Speaker 1: Yes, you get into all, you put your all your feelers out, you know, open up the conversation. So that happened. But I'm excited because I think the one that we need to watch, part two is out.

00:38:06
Speaker 2: I think part two is going to be the juicy one I fly. Part one it was good. There was some some banter, but I didn't care for it, But then again, I don't love housewife.

00:38:15
Speaker 4: So sorry, everybody, by your damn time, you.

00:38:18
Speaker 1: Can know where you are. Look around you, you buffoon.

00:38:22
Speaker 2: You're going to come and get me. Actually, I will say, I'm very I'm getting to like it because I'm now Back when I had to watch it with you, it was like I was just watching it putting an episode together. But now that I'm actually involved, I'm seeing who they are, and I'm really starting to love who they are and like how they handle themselves and so like OC, I've seen the majority of this, all of it, so I'm starting to actually like it. We already know about Ronnie and me because.

00:38:49
Speaker 1: Brian, do you love Ronie?

00:38:50
Speaker 2: I can watch Ronie all day.

00:38:52
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to get her on the pod.

00:38:53
Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, I want to stare at it.

00:38:55
Speaker 1: I've been keeping the conversation open. Let's talk about OC. How did you guys feel about it? Can I tell you? Let me tell you something. I will never be jealous of your relationship. I will never be jealous of your friendships, your family life, your home life. You tell me that you just got fifty five million dollars, I'm fucking jealous, I'm so jealous that I'm seething with jealousy. Okay, I'm mad because I want that. Do you blame Heather for not telling the group?

00:39:27
Speaker 4: No, Nope, not at all. I do the same.

00:39:30
Speaker 3: And she was so right, she was like, what am I supposed to like? I one hundred percent agreed with her. I love her so much. I love her relationship. I think she's so classy. I just I loved her in this episode.

00:39:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love her. It's a home. It's like if somebody goes out and buys a new car, It's like, who gives a shit? You don't have to tell everybody and all your friends, you know. It's like she sold a home that's a family oriented thing. Why do you need to tell your friends?

00:39:56
Speaker 1: You don't need to tell your friends. And also the whole thing around and like, I've got to be out in three weeks. You never know if it could fall through. You want everything signs sealed and delivered. And before you start talking about it, there was also an NDA involved. And this is so much bigger than like little housewife drama. We're talking about real wealth here. We're talking about a family who's like, you know what we need some like little humble abode, like a little fifty five million dollar place, you know, Like this is real money that we're talking about. And I think whoever bought it, who was like you must sign an NDA, they want their privacy. I don't want to be spoken about. I don't want this out there. I want you reality TV people who are also very rich out in three weeks, then you can go off and talk about it. We'll be in the home and we'll be left alone. We don't want to be a part of this storyline.

00:40:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, don't you think.

00:40:54
Speaker 3: And like she said, she said in the show as well, she sits there and gets dragged for bragging, and then she's like, Okay, then I'm not gonna like say this and have it come off as bragging.

00:41:04
Speaker 4: And then it's like I agreed with her.

00:41:06
Speaker 1: And what is Emily's big beef with Heather having her initials everywhere? I don't get that.

00:41:13
Speaker 4: The wrong way, you know.

00:41:14
Speaker 3: I think it's I mean, I think it's clear. I think it's a hint of jealousy. Let's it's like the oldest thing in the book.

00:41:21
Speaker 4: It's like, but I.

00:41:22
Speaker 2: Thought there was a lot of hds everywhere too, And I thought when she was making those jokes beforehand, that was funny. Like I didn't think anything of it. I didn't she was eating yeah, she's like. I thought she was drunk and having fun and just poking fun at a shitload of HD.

00:41:35
Speaker 4: There were a lot of hds.

00:41:36
Speaker 2: That's funny.

00:41:37
Speaker 1: They were everywhere they were But I love it pekins plates.

00:41:39
Speaker 2: It's like, at what point can you just put it on a wineglass? And like that I looked, so I thought it was funny that she did it. I think, take a joke and look around and maybe see that HD is everywhere. But oh wow, okay, I.

00:41:51
Speaker 1: Think taking more ownership of like, yeah, I really freaking love myself and I need to shove heather to brow down your throat.

00:41:58
Speaker 2: And I want to say that about you because you do. You love your face everywhere and I love everywhere you love it like you tay, Yeah, you're like I wish I could just put my whole face on this wall. And I love that you say it and love it, and I wish that she probably would have just said it, because I think there was something behind the HD and her doing a shitload of them.

00:42:14
Speaker 3: But it was an HD party It's not like you walk into her home and HD is everywhere in one room.

00:42:18
Speaker 4: I would have tattooed it on all the ladies' foreheads. I have it like a temporary time too.

00:42:23
Speaker 2: Well, I'm surprised it wasn't with how many there were.

00:42:25
Speaker 1: Holy shit, they were everywhere and me.

00:42:28
Speaker 3: So you look to your left, there it is. You look to your right, they're everywhere.

00:42:32
Speaker 1: Heather de bro is fabulous, by the way, though I love Emily too, because you're right eastern. In the moment, it just seems like she's a little drunk and also not really thin cucumber like a fruit roll up?

00:42:43
Speaker 2: Next up? Who the fuck is just giving thin sliced out cucumbers? Chop them up in the salad. I don't want to do it.

00:42:49
Speaker 4: I hear it.

00:42:50
Speaker 1: It's very bougie to do like a long like ribbon.

00:42:54
Speaker 2: But I would have been playing like that was my tongue and I would have gone yes.

00:43:00
Speaker 1: I also much much cringe, like what I thought.

00:43:06
Speaker 2: It was funny. Maybe I'm just no.

00:43:08
Speaker 3: I thought it was hysterical, but like also I thought it was funny, but also it's like this is maybe just me being annoying, but like the people the chefs are there, the servers are there. You also have to like respect this is food. People have taken a lot of time to plait this for you, and then you're just like being drunk and sloppy and obnoxious.

00:43:26
Speaker 4: It's like, okay, get it together.

00:43:27
Speaker 1: I really love that you said that. Heather did not prepare this food for you, all right. She hired like a service to come in and do what they do extremely well. And now you're just insulting them.

00:43:37
Speaker 3: So saying they're sand in it, Like, well, I han't he that has something to do with Heather.

00:43:42
Speaker 1: No, that's not insulting to her.

00:43:44
Speaker 3: There's people serving you don't think it's offensive being like there's sand in it. Like I as a server, I've been a waitress. I would feel like so uncomfortable if that I'd be like, oh my god, panicked, run back to the kitchen.

00:43:54
Speaker 4: Someone's saying they're sand in it like it's a whole thing.

00:43:56
Speaker 3: And I think people like her maybe don't think about that a lot, but think about.

00:43:59
Speaker 1: That us think about that a little bit. Is it okay that we skip Roney today?

00:44:04
Speaker 4: I loved it.

00:44:05
Speaker 1: I love you did. Then let's talk about no.

00:44:06
Speaker 4: No, let's skip it. But I just want to say.

00:44:09
Speaker 2: I think we could skip it because I didn't watch. I think that there wasn't a whole bunch in the middle. And now they're on a trip, and I think we'll get some juice because the trip is going to be juicy. People have some good stuff on, lots.

00:44:21
Speaker 3: Of emotions on a trip. Everyone cried, everyone love that. So I got deeper into like her past and her things she's dealt with. I mean, I just love them. Brinn cried multiple times.

00:44:33
Speaker 4: We learned a.

00:44:34
Speaker 1: Lot, so you thought like this trip was like a bonding experience for all of them.

00:44:37
Speaker 3: Well bonding, but then you know, two seconds later, Brennan Aaron make up, and then an hour later they're fighting again at dinner, like they can't get through a dinner without without I don't even know what was the argument about.

00:44:49
Speaker 4: Brinn.

00:44:51
Speaker 3: Brinn said something about her freezing her eggs, and she said this was telling a story, and then Aaron was like, I don't believe that, Like that is so extra, and Brinn was like, why would I make that up? Like talking about whatever, And it was just a weird moment and I'm like, you girls were all good in the van being like, let's get drunk together and then you're fighting.

00:45:12
Speaker 1: Oh it always it's badly when you start drinking because then like all of the feelings that you just spoke about out the freaking window and you're like, I'm tequila Katie. You know, he gets very intense once the alcohol starts flowing.

00:45:29
Speaker 4: Can I have to ask you a question, though, did you see any of where they stayed? Because it was.

00:45:34
Speaker 3: So incredible And I want to know do you sometimes see Bravo shows and you're like, damn, I mean, your trips are amazing, But do you sometimes see the housewives on shows and going on their trips and you're.

00:45:46
Speaker 4: Like, come on, can we get that? Because it was beyond Did did you see where they stay?

00:45:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen.

00:46:00
Speaker 3: Chef like, I mean, it was their own private beach, their own private beach, bungalow.

00:46:06
Speaker 1: It was beyond. Moving on, we went to San Francisco.

00:46:14
Speaker 2: Which is really going downhill right. Oh, all I hear, all I see is videos of just like homeless men riding down garbage cans on the streets.

00:46:22
Speaker 1: By the way, resourceful, resourceful. Have you been to San Francisco? It is hilly. As a guest, no for real. I love San Francisco, by the way, gorgeous. It certainly was not me sitting on a private beach. Okay, and that's not even their finale. This is a trip mid season, my lord. Okay, I want to jump to our aches and reliefs of the week. Easton. Would you like to start us off?

00:46:53
Speaker 2: I can start us off.

00:46:54
Speaker 1: What would you like to podcast? Though?

00:46:56
Speaker 4: By the way, was so fun and hired and now I'm awake?

00:47:00
Speaker 2: Is anybody else like alert? Now? I was sleeping and I think the coffee fucking.

00:47:04
Speaker 1: I like a sandwich.

00:47:05
Speaker 3: You'd like a sandwich, Yeah, let's go get one after a good belly laugh.

00:47:09
Speaker 1: I like a sandwich. Yeah, you know, all right, go for it.

00:47:11
Speaker 2: T T all right, Let's start with the ache. My ache of the week is going to well, I don't have I don't have one, but I have one coming up. And this ach of the week is going to be I'm going back to Salt Lake. I'm excited for that. But I'm preparing to get a home either sold or rented. So if you're in the Salt Lake area, you know, we got a home for you.

00:47:35
Speaker 1: I love it. So that's the ache.

00:47:36
Speaker 2: What's the relief? The relief is uh. I had friends this weekend and we went to dinner. We went to Kuka, We went to the Victorian's Way Fun so we had some fun there. And then the next night we went to Tom Tom, which was pretty pretty fun. Shot Tom Tom. I always enjoyed there has great food, No, they do. I actually really love their drinks too. They got good mocktails.

00:48:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they turned one side into pump and then the other side is Tom Tom.

00:48:06
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I actually like the vibe of going back and forth in it. I thought it was great. And then after that we went to Barney's Beanery. Oh the beanery beanery.

00:48:15
Speaker 4: I've never been. Still, I have to go with you.

00:48:16
Speaker 1: I plan a RAMS game to watch at because.

00:48:21
Speaker 4: We saw Barney.

00:48:22
Speaker 2: We saw Loun over there. People shout out Lune and Eli. So yeah, no, it was way fun. I went to Barney's Beanery trying to get another bean, but didn't get the beanery.

00:48:33
Speaker 4: Trying to get another bean?

00:48:34
Speaker 3: Does that mean vagina, Yeah, like a glitterist get another seed?

00:48:40
Speaker 2: My god, I went to the beanery for a bean.

00:48:43
Speaker 1: Why would you go there for? It's a bunch of dudes watching these sports.

00:48:48
Speaker 2: There's so many hot girls at Barney's Beanery.

00:48:50
Speaker 1: Really, Oh yeah, are the hot dudes for me? I was gonna say, for me and jess you're engaged. We didn't even talk about it.

00:48:56
Speaker 2: Now it's gonna be your problem.

00:49:00
Speaker 4: It happened so long, it feels like I have forever gone.

00:49:03
Speaker 2: I don't cut off, don't tell your relief. So we just want Yeah, just the Barney's Beaner. That's I mean, that's just the relief was my homies were in town and we got to hang out, went to Barney's Beanery in a couple of things. So it was fun. That was my relief. But now I gotta go to this bullshit.

00:49:19
Speaker 5: It's okay, but now let's get let's let's talk about you. Jessica flash your rock to all the people on YouTube. Damn oh she's Smarky.

00:49:33
Speaker 4: In the face. I got engaged. Mind.

00:49:39
Speaker 3: Thank you to my man. Uh seven years, he came through. He came through finally. No, I've said it on here before. We always like went back and forth with marriage and stuff. And then, like I think it was a year and a half ago, we really just had the talk and we were like and I said to him, you know what if you proposed, I wouldn't say no.

00:50:01
Speaker 4: Oh, And it was really beautiful. I cried immediately.

00:50:05
Speaker 3: It was so sweet and lovely and personal and wonderful, and I was so happy. And it was the day after my sister's wedding. And my first thing I did was I looked at her when he got down on one knee because I thought for sure there would be steam coming out of her ears. Yeah, And she was so happy, she was beaming. And then I find out they've been planning this for like three months.

00:50:24
Speaker 1: Well, I think because you've told me before that he was very into it just being the two of you, and you wanted it to be a giant like you wanted all of your family, and you're from a big family. It's not going to be a regular thing with your entire family getting together exactly. I know for a fact, which obviously I just don't see Kyle being like, you know what, I'm just gonna spring this on everybody, Yeah, like the day after her sisters. No, it's like, this is the one time everyone's going to be together. It's exactly what you wanted.

00:50:56
Speaker 4: It is.

00:50:56
Speaker 3: And I told him about this like five and a half years ago when we talked about it. He was like, if you were to get proposed, like, what would it your ideal proposal? And I was like, my whole family, my grandma. I have so many memories on my grandma's back deck. I like the biggest things in my life happened there. And he had said he was like, that is so weird. Why would you want a proposal an intimate thing done in front of everyone, And so from then on I was like, Oh, he'd never do that.

00:51:21
Speaker 1: See, we thought it was we thought it was going to be in Hawaii.

00:51:25
Speaker 3: I thought it was yeah, which like part of me was like, Oh, that's weird because it's not really special to us. We haven't been to Hawaii together, but it could be cute. Lala's going to be there in her family. And then Joe, the guy we're saying with, is a professional photographer.

00:51:38
Speaker 4: That makes sense.

00:51:39
Speaker 1: Little random, but it was random, but like, I love you so much. Yeah, but I would never expect Kyle to be like front of Lalla and her family. I know she wants it in front of her own family.

00:51:50
Speaker 3: But fuck that it was beautiful. I was really happy. That's obviously my relief of the week. And then my ache is this is really shallow and weird. But when I was home, I was in the water and once again gold my gold jewelry. I don't spend a ton of money on gold jewelry, but I do spend money on gold jewelry that promises to not tarnish.

00:52:09
Speaker 4: And once again it tarnished.

00:52:11
Speaker 3: And that's the third set of gold jewelry go in the water with and it tarnishes. So if anyone has good brands out there, okay, you can suggest and I will try, because I'm now on brand number three and tarnishes.

00:52:24
Speaker 4: All right.

00:52:24
Speaker 1: So we're looking for gold jewelry that's inexpensive that will not tarnish. Yes, slide into.

00:52:31
Speaker 4: Share it with you or whoever share it. Yes, I will make in relief law.

00:52:37
Speaker 1: All right. Mine's a little bit deeper than y'all. So my ache of the week is finding out that Ashton Kutcher and me Lakunis wrote letters for leniency on Danny Masterson. I was appalled, disgusted these people talking. I'm sorry. Once something goes into the court systems, there is an arrest made, there is an enough evidence that you have done something wrong for these two people to write letters talking about his behavior and he's a great guy. O fuck off, all right. Bad move, by the way, because the victim, her name is one of them, is Chrissy Bixler. She did not take kindly to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher writing these letters. So she decides to get on social media and start blasting them. And you guys know, I love this. I have fire in my soul talking about it right now, out them all, lock them up, throw away the fucking key. I have a daughter. It will not be tolerated, it will be spoken about. I'm not afraid. Okay, So this is my ache. Is the letter of leniency those letters sent in Okay. Now Mila and Ashton get onto Instagram and they do an apology. Don't care. Miela seems to be a little bit more like, I'm so sorry. Ashton is shitty bricks. Okay, because this Chrissy Bixler has gone on and there's now some things that are being spoken about, right like a call being made from Ashton to Danny on speakerphone while Chrissy's in the car. If we all remember, there was a woman who was murdered. Ashton Kutcher was brought into court and not question about that, but he was put on this stand because they were supposed to have a date that night or something. Something's not right there. And I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Right, people talking to me about controlling the weather, Okay, you're a freaking weirdo. Things like this. Something is not right. I back Chrissy Bixler one hundred and ten percent. She does follow me on Instagram. I did slide into her d saying how freaking proud I am of her for not being afraid. Victims deserve peace and these little fucks that walk around thinking that they're not going to be exposed someday. I want you to know your day is coming, all right. I want you to wake up every single day knowing it may be today, and when you go to bed at night, I think you should thank God that you got through one more day because tomorrow maybe the day.

00:55:26
Speaker 2: All right.

00:55:27
Speaker 1: Just know that My relief is that, even after the letters of leniency, Danny Masterson was sentenced to thirty years for rape. Let's give a round of applause to the justice system coming through. What a beautiful day. Fuck you, Danny, And.

00:55:48
Speaker 4: It always does it. It doesn't always come through we can say that, right, it does, but it doesn't.

00:55:53
Speaker 1: But it did for this one. So let's celebrate wins where we can, because not everybody gets this, and I I wish that everybody did get this, But let's try to keep a little bit of faith and hope in the justice system because that was a huge win. And Chrissy Bixler said, wow, tonight after he you know, got his sentencing for thirty years, said it was the first night that I that I slept.

00:56:19
Speaker 2: Oh, I loved that.

00:56:21
Speaker 1: I know I have chills. So there's that. I hate to end it on kind of a heavier note, but that's what we do here. We're hitting all both ends of the spectrum everything in between. I love you guys so much. Jessica, congratulations on your engagement. Thank you Easton. I'm gonna miss you so much.

00:56:40
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna miss you guys, but I'm back for the next one. I come back on. Oh shit, what well whatever?

00:56:46
Speaker 1: You breaking news, breaking news, who knows. I want to apologize for how much we cussed on this episode. We'll try to do better next time.

00:56:54
Speaker 2: Let us know if you liked it, but we can't.

00:56:56
Speaker 1: Promise, all right, I love you guys, Happy hump Day. We will catch you sleeping