Ep. 424: The Coliseum Collection - Best of the WWF Vol. 8 (Part 2)

<v Speaker 1>We're back.
<v Speaker 2>Blaps Bann Wrestling podcast, The Colosseum Collection, the Best of
<v Speaker 2>the World Wrestling Federation, Volume eight and loss. Federal law
<v Speaker 2>provides severe civil and criminal penalties.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, indeed, if you watch this tape, how many years
<v Speaker 1>ago did it begin? Well, actually it began over a
<v Speaker 1>loaf of bread. Every major culture hungered for carbohydrates with meat.
<v Speaker 1>They studied it, practiced it, perfected it to a fine art.
<v Speaker 1>They admired its nourishing demands, sustenance, lack of speed, lack
<v Speaker 1>of agility, lack of grace, yet courage to consume. They
<v Speaker 1>did it to feed the gods. They did it to
<v Speaker 1>feed their kings. They did it to feed their soldiers.
<v Speaker 1>They did it to feed themselves. They did it to
<v Speaker 1>satisfy their hunger. And they did it for fun. It
<v Speaker 1>has come down through the ages to us today. It
<v Speaker 1>is the rubin.
<v Speaker 2>Never can't tell where the Colisseum video producers are going
<v Speaker 2>to take the theme next best belief that we check
<v Speaker 2>all the boxes of no Colisseum columns and all the
<v Speaker 2>rest heading into this Colosseum video release. And there's Gene
<v Speaker 2>and his Brown Bage WWF Studios Bespectacle Spectacles, right, and
<v Speaker 2>he's wearing them for the express purpose of taking them
<v Speaker 2>off and holding them thoughtfully.
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly it. He's interested in looking interesting. Did you
<v Speaker 1>know that.
<v Speaker 2>When you say the Official World Wrestling Federation Home Video
<v Speaker 2>Series that you have to pause between official and world
<v Speaker 2>and the official we're Ald Wrestling Federation.
<v Speaker 1>Home Video collection? Here he is. This one leads into
<v Speaker 1>the into the match itself. I don't know if you
<v Speaker 1>have anything else before, I'll go for it.
<v Speaker 3>We play it, all right, Buddy Gene Oakland for Colisseum
<v Speaker 3>Video and the Official World Wrestling Federation Home Video Series.
<v Speaker 3>This is the best of the WWF Volume eight. It
<v Speaker 3>knows we produced this particular cassette in nineteen eighty six.
<v Speaker 3>The weekly television coverage of the World Wrestling Federation has
<v Speaker 3>increased to an amazing seven hours of national programming.
<v Speaker 1>What do we have now? I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we probably don't have much more, but it's
<v Speaker 2>live now, which is just so much more absurd.
<v Speaker 1>Because there's let's see, there's the two.
<v Speaker 2>Main there's probably seven or eight.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, this was about the same okay, on.
<v Speaker 3>More than two hundred stations across North America.
<v Speaker 1>Two hundred stations.
<v Speaker 2>I love the patting themselves on the back about how
<v Speaker 2>many stations they're on, Like, I know, right, gives a
<v Speaker 2>fuck about this?
<v Speaker 1>I know? What are they?
<v Speaker 4>Like?
<v Speaker 1>Seriously, what is this tape?
<v Speaker 2>By this tape so I can hear them read off
<v Speaker 2>like things you'd do present napped at the Nappi convention.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe they sold this at that Maybe maybe this
<v Speaker 1>was the tape they had. Look look at the new
<v Speaker 1>talent we have coming up. See this so excess great stuff?
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm sure eminem Mars wants to buy the next
<v Speaker 2>ted RCD.
<v Speaker 1>Match absolut listen, don't we all? At least I'm listening.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that there are some fucking Italian cold cuts
<v Speaker 1>companies that were like a second, I'm after him.
<v Speaker 3>On four continents and in seven languages, fans around the
<v Speaker 3>world can view in a single year.
<v Speaker 1>How many languages by the nineties and over a dozen
<v Speaker 1>languages and over eighty thousand countries each week with whatever
<v Speaker 1>the fuck.
<v Speaker 2>It was over a half billion viewers each week. Each
<v Speaker 2>week billion five hundred million people watch WW. Something tells
<v Speaker 2>me that's just.
<v Speaker 1>Rung a typo. Over a half million people. That's maybe
<v Speaker 1>maybe if they're lucky five hundred thousand people watching each week.
<v Speaker 3>Ridiculous olver twelve hundred hours of original first run action.
<v Speaker 3>Probably on Question Leader in professional wrestling the World Wrestling Federation,
<v Speaker 3>I like.
<v Speaker 1>I do, like how we're not yet into sports entertainment yet.
<v Speaker 2>No, No, he's still talking really fucking fast professional wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>Whatever they said in Question Leader, that means to me
<v Speaker 2>that Crockett did two things that made them feel the pinch,
<v Speaker 2>you know, like just takes a little bit of a
<v Speaker 2>chink in that armor, and they have to double down
<v Speaker 2>on that rhetoric.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I mean, what were they what what would
<v Speaker 1>have happened in eighty six? That was Flair, big old
<v Speaker 1>mill that was but not yet though this is still
<v Speaker 1>this is uh, this is well, I guess would have
<v Speaker 1>been eighty five. Actually that I mean strucking eighty five
<v Speaker 1>was was the gathering the four horsemen with the gathering,
<v Speaker 1>I mean.
<v Speaker 2>And maybe it was a horseman angle that was so hot.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you know, Flair's out there on TBS talking about
<v Speaker 2>be the best in the world and how the horsemen
<v Speaker 2>represent the pinnacle of wrestling something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe maybe that was it.
<v Speaker 3>Now even the most loyal fan would have a difficult
<v Speaker 3>time in keeping up with all of the matches, but
<v Speaker 3>there is a way to see and keep and come.
<v Speaker 1>That to me sounds like someone wrote in a newspaper article,
<v Speaker 1>how can you possibly watch all this stuff? Right? How
<v Speaker 1>can you keep up? How can even the most loyal
<v Speaker 1>fans keep up with all this?
<v Speaker 2>Well there's good news, ryl. Most of the seven syndicated
<v Speaker 2>shows have repeat matches on them, so you only have
<v Speaker 2>to watch the match once and you've already watched the program.
<v Speaker 3>Elect the highlights from the Boston Garden they believe Gardens
<v Speaker 3>in Toronto, Madison Square Garden in New York, the Big
<v Speaker 3>Apple's one here, all this superb Colosseum video home video series.
<v Speaker 3>Listen to this lineup, the Killer Bees, Big John Studt,
<v Speaker 3>King Kong Bundy, the Junkyard Dog, Handsome Hardy Race and
<v Speaker 3>Junkyard Roberts, and ongoing feud with Ricky the Dragon Steevele,
<v Speaker 3>and there's more. So let's go right to it and
<v Speaker 3>vogu me that this greatness continues with the best of
<v Speaker 3>the WWF. If there is truly a mecca for sports,
<v Speaker 3>it must be New York's Madison Square Garden. And what
<v Speaker 3>better location for a tag team of traction featuring four
<v Speaker 3>of the youngest and finest athletes anywhere. On one side,
<v Speaker 3>b Briant, Blair and Jim Brunzell the Killer Bees, the
<v Speaker 3>opposition Mannags by the Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart
<v Speaker 3>two hundred and eighty pounder, Jim the Anvil Nightheart, along
<v Speaker 3>with a new man who may well be the finest
<v Speaker 3>technical wrestler of the world, Brett the hit Man.
<v Speaker 1>Higher tremendous. That is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>We are underway, to say the very least Hearts versus
<v Speaker 2>the Bees. This from when was it February of eighty six.
<v Speaker 1>Right February seventeenth, nineteen eighty six, at the Madison Square Garden.
<v Speaker 2>Gene does have a good point in that, you know,
<v Speaker 2>unless you lived in Philly, New York, or Boston, you
<v Speaker 2>would not be able to see the monthly Megga Cards
<v Speaker 2>or Toronto, although I believe right the Toronto WBIF television
<v Speaker 2>was mostly Maple Leaf Garden matches that you could see,
<v Speaker 2>but I could see in other markets as well. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>the point is well taken that there's all these matches
<v Speaker 2>happening that aren't national live broadcasts. There's just Saturday Night's
<v Speaker 2>main event four times a year, there's the pay per
<v Speaker 2>view once a year. A lot of stuff, maybe Wrestling
<v Speaker 2>Classic in there, but there's a lot of stuff happening
<v Speaker 2>that fans in eighty six could rightfully be frustrated not
<v Speaker 2>being able to see.
<v Speaker 1>And so maybe there was a Niche is one of them,
<v Speaker 1>fucking Billy Jack Haynes versus the moondog Rex if they
<v Speaker 1>if they have their way, yes, I suppose so.
<v Speaker 2>So it's Monsoon and now on the call, Al Hayes
<v Speaker 2>and andvill early on breaks the waistlock of one of
<v Speaker 2>the Killer Bees and does the hands on the hip
<v Speaker 2>psycho stare, and Little Monsoon says the strength stuff is tonight,
<v Speaker 2>working on working on these guys as Al Hayes iss
<v Speaker 2>Jim Briunzelle has been recorded with the fastest drop kick.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, So they got out, what do you have to do?
<v Speaker 1>I mean a spinometer? I know, Like, how do you is?
<v Speaker 4>It?
<v Speaker 1>Would guess it's a stop watch that leads from from
<v Speaker 1>takeoff to impact. I guess.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So what he says fast as he doesn't mean
<v Speaker 2>exit velocity. He means time to execute.
<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't really know. I don't know. I
<v Speaker 1>mean what I mean to me, who cares what the fastest?
<v Speaker 1>I want to have the most impactful, impactful, So who's
<v Speaker 1>gonna you know, it should be about you know, uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know, uh whatever they call it, like, I don't know, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think it impact per square inch or something sort
<v Speaker 1>of like.
<v Speaker 2>A fastball is measured, you know, That's what I think
<v Speaker 2>he means the fastest. But Girl Monsoon says, the most
<v Speaker 2>awesome and all of pro wrestling is that drop kick.
<v Speaker 2>And we're going to get some some more candidates for
<v Speaker 2>that is as the as the time goes on, and
<v Speaker 2>as the tape goes on, as a matter of fact,
<v Speaker 2>because I would fink that's right Brett harts drop kick
<v Speaker 2>up against Jim Brenzel's.
<v Speaker 1>Any day of the Yeah, sure absolutely.
<v Speaker 2>He targets that face so expertly.
<v Speaker 1>Test the strength.
<v Speaker 2>Now on the top wristlock and anvil is barely budging
<v Speaker 2>as you can imagine, Brett offers an obnoxious applause from
<v Speaker 2>the apron.
<v Speaker 1>He's such a dick, Yes, he's such as he always
<v Speaker 1>had it because he is a dick, right, That's why
<v Speaker 1>he tries. The thing is he doesn't want to be
<v Speaker 1>perceived as a dick, and so that's why he has
<v Speaker 1>to act all holier than now. The problem is he's
<v Speaker 1>a dick. Let's not forget. In his own fucking documentary,
<v Speaker 1>he fucking looks giddy as shit at the idea of
<v Speaker 1>beating up the school bully. Yeah, all right, this guy
<v Speaker 1>likes to be a dick.
<v Speaker 2>Brett is just he's the dick that's the dick towards
<v Speaker 2>the people most want to see, get it, you know,
<v Speaker 2>as opposed to others who were dicks, to people who
<v Speaker 2>we don't want to see. I think I think he's
<v Speaker 2>a dick anyway. Yeah, no, no, dick the same. No, I'm
<v Speaker 2>not saying he's not a dick. But in a world
<v Speaker 2>of dicks, he's the one you want on your side
<v Speaker 2>because he tends to be the one that calls balls
<v Speaker 2>and strikes cleanly.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, except that, you know, the problem is is that
<v Speaker 1>you have to impress him, yes you do, yes, to
<v Speaker 1>have him be on your side. And that's like, that's
<v Speaker 1>good point. You have to kind of fall under is umbrella.
<v Speaker 1>Before you know, he's not going to accept you just
<v Speaker 1>for being your Exhibit one.
<v Speaker 2>Bill Goldberg, who coming up on a Saturday, will have
<v Speaker 2>his retirement match against Gunthor on Saturday Night's main event.
<v Speaker 2>Your co chairs will be up a Patreon dot com
<v Speaker 2>slash the lapsed fan offering that live call, so you
<v Speaker 2>don't have to take it in well, we'll take the pain.
<v Speaker 2>It might be in a bit of a delay, just
<v Speaker 2>fair warning. But it's going to be a big weekend
<v Speaker 2>for live calls because right after that is ww Evolution
<v Speaker 2>and aw All in Texas is going on that weekend too.
<v Speaker 2>People want us to do matches from that show.
<v Speaker 1>I know, huh, I know, lock.
<v Speaker 2>Upside headlock, push off tackle and it's Jim Brenzel crouched
<v Speaker 2>over as Anvil points and laughs and there's that tight shot.
<v Speaker 2>They now have more than one camera at Madison Square.
<v Speaker 1>Guard they do, they do. We definitely have the the
<v Speaker 1>impact of Saturday Night's main event now at the Garden.
<v Speaker 2>And Grilla will be calling out one of the handheld
<v Speaker 2>camera numbers here quite soon. Jim Bert tries again for
<v Speaker 2>a shoulder tackle, this time with a clap. It's not working.
<v Speaker 2>Even if you clap your hands before doing a move,
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't always work in wrestling.
<v Speaker 5>I know.
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it works, and then Anvil goes over the way
<v Speaker 2>over the top doing his his big reaction and then
<v Speaker 2>he gets ensnared in a drop toe hold. Breunzel goes
<v Speaker 2>to a leg Grapevine, turns it over and drives his
<v Speaker 2>knee into the crook of the knee of the n veil,
<v Speaker 2>trying to take out the tree trunks. Tag now to
<v Speaker 2>Brian Blair. Both bees in there now, Grilla Monsoon.
<v Speaker 1>Do you have to be a taller to be to
<v Speaker 1>have tree trunks? I think his are more just. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know, but so.
<v Speaker 2>It's not about circumference. It's about height. When you say trees.
<v Speaker 1>About height, it's about height. I don't think of jim
<v Speaker 1>Nineheart's legs as being, you know, trees, They look like
<v Speaker 1>more like little bushes. Got it very good?
<v Speaker 2>As both killer bees enter the ring to take over
<v Speaker 2>working over the leg, Grilla Monsoon declares it stretched me
<v Speaker 2>out time and so I guess only fans here we come.
<v Speaker 1>I guess, well, either that or Stu hearts in town.
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Hart, protesting mightily at ringside as Brian Blair, while
<v Speaker 2>standing up, steps on the far foot the one to
<v Speaker 2>the left and then cranks the right ankle. I always
<v Speaker 2>like that submission in wrestling. You don't see it enough.
<v Speaker 2>You don't just crank one limb, you isolate the other
<v Speaker 2>one by stepping on it, and you kind of worst bone.
<v Speaker 1>Yep, it's perfect. I'm a fan. It's perfection. I also
<v Speaker 1>love in this whole bit here. How you know the
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know that they're the baby faces, so
<v Speaker 1>they're they're going to be in charge at the beginning.
<v Speaker 1>But it's it's interesting to me that they're in charge,
<v Speaker 1>that they that they hold down Jim knightheart yeah, instead
<v Speaker 1>of Brett, because Brett's certainly in terms of size and strength,
<v Speaker 1>the weaker link. But they actually are holding down the anvil,
<v Speaker 1>you know, which is just not what I expected in
<v Speaker 1>a tag match like this. No, not at all. And
<v Speaker 1>uh for a length amount of time too. It's not
<v Speaker 1>like it's just like for a little bit and an anvil,
<v Speaker 1>you know, like he is he is like the the target,
<v Speaker 1>the heeled target of the of the killer Bees.
<v Speaker 2>It is remarkable that they want to go on against
<v Speaker 2>the big Hoss, the big Rhino as Stuhart would call him.
<v Speaker 2>And uh, as far as that being impressed with that submission,
<v Speaker 2>you can say what you will with the Bronzell stepping
<v Speaker 2>on the legs, but Grilla Monsoon is surprised that Brian
<v Speaker 2>Blair didn't step over with it, and that's uh nope,
<v Speaker 2>there we go, really keen technical insight ref looking like
<v Speaker 2>wild bull curry as Brian Blair goes over the top
<v Speaker 2>drop toe hold and then he drags a handle to
<v Speaker 2>the corner tags in Brunzell, they both do the wishbone
<v Speaker 2>with the angel's legs. Yep, ol Gril Monson can do
<v Speaker 2>in describing it, say, look at that job jack knife
<v Speaker 2>cradle by Brunzell.
<v Speaker 1>Get yet that's still going on and there won't.
<v Speaker 2>Be one in this time limit draw Bronzell with the
<v Speaker 2>jack knife cradle gets too bring making plenty of rattling
<v Speaker 2>noises in case you forgot what decade.
<v Speaker 1>We're Oh my god, it is what a noise. The
<v Speaker 1>noise and the loose ropes. The whole ring is loose
<v Speaker 1>in a very important ways. Yes, in a way that
<v Speaker 1>definitely feels unsafe.
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's not secure, you know, it's not firmly tethered.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's somewhat raw. So a single leg Envelo is
<v Speaker 2>hopping on it and tries reaching Bret Hart and Bread
<v Speaker 2>almost tumbles over into the ring trying to reach That's
<v Speaker 2>always a great spot where the heel tries so desperately
<v Speaker 2>to reach over and get the tag that they fall
<v Speaker 2>into the ring themselves. Sherry kind of did that in
<v Speaker 2>the Hogan and Savage SummerSlam match.
<v Speaker 1>He did, yes, although.
<v Speaker 2>They said Elizabeth pushed her in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think she was going for this
<v Speaker 1>and I think so too.
<v Speaker 2>Jimberzel stays on the leg of the Endville and both
<v Speaker 2>Bees take turns, driving knees into the quadrucepts of Jim Knightheart.
<v Speaker 2>That's at least what Grilla Monsoon is observing. And what
<v Speaker 2>does he call it? He calls it the gastro scenemius muscle.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what now?
<v Speaker 2>That's the chief muscle of the calf of the leg,
<v Speaker 2>which flexes the knee and foot runs to the killies
<v Speaker 2>from two heads attached to the femur. So Gril Monsoon
<v Speaker 2>with the and and am atomical calls as well, making
<v Speaker 2>me nervous. Let's see, Brian Brelair goes for a figure four,
<v Speaker 2>but Brett comes in and drops a leg right in
<v Speaker 2>his face and they explode in protest at him, breaking
<v Speaker 2>up that figure four and Anvil comes up with a
<v Speaker 2>lame leg and they speculate it would have been over
<v Speaker 2>if Brett hadn't made that save. Brett and Brian Blair
<v Speaker 2>now are exchanging and Grila mont Soon says the Hearts
<v Speaker 2>have come a long way under the tutelage of Jimmy Hart.
<v Speaker 2>It is kind of weird to think about the Heel
<v Speaker 2>Heart Foundation teaming up before they had Jimmy Hart in
<v Speaker 2>their corner.
<v Speaker 1>But no, that is true, that is true. What were
<v Speaker 1>they were they their Heart Foundation then too?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a very short period of time. But
<v Speaker 2>what was weird was that Anvil came in I think
<v Speaker 2>from the very beginning, or maybe he had a couple
<v Speaker 2>of matches where he was just presented as an individual.
<v Speaker 2>But I feel like he had a Heart as his
<v Speaker 2>manager or was it Heenan maybe at Heenan as his
<v Speaker 2>manager as a singles and then they switched it off.
<v Speaker 2>I think that's what it was.
<v Speaker 1>Is it it is weird that he that he has
<v Speaker 1>the name night Heeart, that is you know when I
<v Speaker 1>know it really is so.
<v Speaker 2>Al Hayes calls Brett one of the most improved men
<v Speaker 2>in the WWF. So they're already calling him out in
<v Speaker 2>a way where it's like he's a dastardly heel and everything.
<v Speaker 2>But they're already saying the same things you would say
<v Speaker 2>justifying his babyface singlest push years later.
<v Speaker 1>Oh absolutely absolutely, And there's so Gorilla and Il have
<v Speaker 1>this exchange about correspondence in Japan. But what it leads
<v Speaker 1>to is this incredible yell that Brett does to the referee.
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, okay, I.
<v Speaker 3>Wonder what ou Jepanese correspondence think.
<v Speaker 4>Come got a lovely jacket? I must have been a
<v Speaker 4>rubbish sale somewhere. He doesn't have thirty nine dollars worth
<v Speaker 4>of stuff on Bruton's watch in the wrong corner once again,
<v Speaker 4>I'll be Brian Blair in a whole lount of trouble.
<v Speaker 1>Do you hear him?
<v Speaker 2>You know, when you play sounds, all I can really hear.
<v Speaker 2>The announcers in the background gets really muddled, but I'm
<v Speaker 2>sure that the listeners could hear.
<v Speaker 1>Listen, that's Brett. Still, couldn't hear it played again? It
<v Speaker 1>does he say what he's like yelling at the referee
<v Speaker 1>like what what? What did I do? What?
<v Speaker 2>That is not that is not Brett. That is Brett
<v Speaker 2>Hart play it again. Wow, it's in there with some
<v Speaker 2>of these guys. Man, if you get him in the
<v Speaker 2>right moment, you hear like the indoor voice.
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard Brett Hart yell like that, wow ever before?
<v Speaker 1>Like yell and screaming. He's always so much more collected
<v Speaker 1>than that. But what you were right in the middle?
<v Speaker 1>What what? What? What? What? What?
<v Speaker 6>What?
<v Speaker 1>I think that audiences, It's a great entertaining movie. He's
<v Speaker 1>such a fucking.
<v Speaker 2>So generic, so generic, all right, Yeah, so Monsoon checking
<v Speaker 2>and doing the the tag check on Jimmy Hart's wardrobe
<v Speaker 2>as Brett chokes Bribrian Blair in the corner to.
<v Speaker 1>Step in. What what my god? That's so weird. He's
<v Speaker 1>so like I just I was like, what just happened?
<v Speaker 1>Brett Hard? Like you don't we never hear him yell
<v Speaker 1>like that ever?
<v Speaker 2>Oh the rest in Brett's face and animal chokes him
<v Speaker 2>with the tag rope and jim reference him off Brett
<v Speaker 2>with the head button and I rake into the corner.
<v Speaker 2>Precision kicks to the gun snap mare by the hip man,
<v Speaker 2>as Guerrilla Monsoon says, is the body would say, the
<v Speaker 2>bees are not buzzing at the moment. Lord sleep role
<v Speaker 2>by the hip Man. As Al says, they call them
<v Speaker 2>the bees because they move sweetly and when they are
<v Speaker 2>they hear you. Monster notes the mouse under Brett's eye
<v Speaker 2>and says, the people here for the word wrestling Federation excitement.
<v Speaker 2>That's all I can think.
<v Speaker 1>Al calls it the absolute zenith of wrestling. Has Brett
<v Speaker 1>does en zenith? Yeah, because I was like, wait, he
<v Speaker 1>called the zend nick snick zenith, Yeah, Brett, there's nothing
<v Speaker 1>comparable to w W reaction. It's the zenith zen the
<v Speaker 1>zenith of venice.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Brett stays on him throughout a times to fact
<v Speaker 2>back side back breaker by Brett goes to the middle
<v Speaker 2>rope and he lost his footing and came down on
<v Speaker 2>his est. Usually when this is a top rope elbow,
<v Speaker 2>he takes the back bump, but the middle rope.
<v Speaker 1>I know, well no, no, no, he takes in the
<v Speaker 1>middle rope elbow is what he does. But but but
<v Speaker 1>but but it's it's it's interesting because it looks like
<v Speaker 1>you're right. I don't know if that was a even
<v Speaker 1>if it's not, even if it was on purpose, it's
<v Speaker 1>an incredible like looking way to go about the bump
<v Speaker 1>like slipping off. Yeah, I don't know if that was
<v Speaker 1>intentional or not. It doesn't look intentional, but that also
<v Speaker 1>might be Brett being Brett.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, with Brett, Brett's the one guy you have
<v Speaker 2>to second guess because because he doesn't always execute things
<v Speaker 2>exactly the same, which is funny for excellence of execution.
<v Speaker 1>Right exactly. I mean that's that's the funny thing about it,
<v Speaker 1>Like he's put enough thought into it that he would
<v Speaker 1>know how to make it look like a mistake exactly.
<v Speaker 1>That's that is the true excellence of execution.
<v Speaker 2>I think it's so underplayed and wrestling, it's like making
<v Speaker 2>space for like a moment that doesn't go right, just
<v Speaker 2>playing into the opponent's hands, you know, like it's fine,
<v Speaker 2>it's not a mistake if if you allow yourself to
<v Speaker 2>believe that it's real. Of course, guys are going to
<v Speaker 2>fuck things up, start to fuck things up. So it's
<v Speaker 2>like the thing of a wide receiver will never drop
<v Speaker 2>a pass like it's it. It's bound to happen when
<v Speaker 2>you go for it. It shouldn't be some kind of
<v Speaker 2>like demerit. If what we if what we're supposed to,
<v Speaker 2>if what we're watching is supposed to be real, you know.
<v Speaker 1>Yep. So Brett lunges, m the uh shit, I lost it.
<v Speaker 1>There's someone ol Brett being just.
<v Speaker 2>When he comes off the ropes and slips.
<v Speaker 1>There was something else about him in terms of like
<v Speaker 1>this characterization and like his professionalism.
<v Speaker 2>It'll come back. So Brian Brett, Brian Blair lunges in
<v Speaker 2>trying to kind of do in the war dance, almost
<v Speaker 2>a big babyface fire up, and he whips Brett right
<v Speaker 2>into the anvil in the center.
<v Speaker 1>Crowd.
<v Speaker 2>Didn't see that one coming the way the way they
<v Speaker 2>put that one together. And then Jim Brinzel comes with
<v Speaker 2>kind of a Mongolian chop on Jim anvil and sends
<v Speaker 2>him let's see we have a whip is reversed and yes,
<v Speaker 2>Jim Brinzell ducks. They explode as he gets into the fight,
<v Speaker 2>but Brett throws a knee to Brenzel's back from the
<v Speaker 2>ring apron. They call it the fact there was no tag,
<v Speaker 2>but oh well, one soon says he should at least
<v Speaker 2>know the ref that is, who the right men are
<v Speaker 2>in the ring. Hit man's on the apron, but he's.
<v Speaker 1>The legal Have you watched wrestling before?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seriously, well, he's saying this is a particularly egregious scenario.
<v Speaker 2>He says, we knew we would have trouble as soon
<v Speaker 2>as this one started. But it's not all that hard
<v Speaker 2>to keep track of who belongs in the ring. And
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking, actually, Gorilla, it is incredibly hard to keep
<v Speaker 2>track of who's in the ring. That's actually what the
<v Speaker 2>hardest thing is to do when watching a wrestling mat,
<v Speaker 2>like keeping track of who the last guy.
<v Speaker 1>To get a llegal tag was. Yeh, who is legal?
<v Speaker 2>So Anvila is that that would be a hell of
<v Speaker 2>a deal.
<v Speaker 1>I just thought of this.
<v Speaker 2>What if they got their fucking thirsty TV production gimmick
<v Speaker 2>department to do a thing where the legal guy has
<v Speaker 2>a little icon over his head the whole time he's wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, like video games, if it was a real sport,
<v Speaker 1>they'd do that.
<v Speaker 2>They would find a visual aid so that the viewer
<v Speaker 2>can follow along. I like it, or even just you know,
<v Speaker 2>highlight their name at the bottom of the screen when
<v Speaker 2>they're legal, draw a red box around their name.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, except that that takes away. That means
<v Speaker 1>you can't actually have a bullshit exactly. You can't get
<v Speaker 1>away with bullshit. If you do that, it's so funny.
<v Speaker 2>I like that idea though, create these rules to come
<v Speaker 2>up with screwjob ways out of a match, like the
<v Speaker 2>DQ rule and stuff. Yet if they actually strictly featured
<v Speaker 2>on the TV, it takes away that the screwjob possibilities
<v Speaker 2>because you need to be super loose with it for
<v Speaker 2>to make any for it to work, for it to
<v Speaker 2>be useful. Otherwise it's a huge handicap.
<v Speaker 1>Yet, if it were a legitimate sport, they would be
<v Speaker 1>doing just what you said.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the audience would be frustrated that they didn't know
<v Speaker 2>who's legal at any given time. Yeah, fascinating. I would
<v Speaker 2>also have a running count of a pin attempts too.
<v Speaker 2>I would make a of course, yeah, I would make
<v Speaker 2>a score out of that.
<v Speaker 1>You also would have fucking people keeping track of win
<v Speaker 1>and lost records.
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, I mean, aw does that and no one pays. Potentially,
<v Speaker 2>it's been tried so many times. There's a way to
<v Speaker 2>do it right, But if they're not going to do it,
<v Speaker 2>no one's gonna do it.
<v Speaker 1>That's my person. I mean there's because you know it
<v Speaker 1>all It all depends on it. Really. What it matters
<v Speaker 1>is is you need to be strict about it. You
<v Speaker 1>need to make a difference, right. It needs to actually
<v Speaker 1>mean something like if someone actually is winning and you
<v Speaker 1>know it has the matches, then they should be and honestly,
<v Speaker 1>in a weird way, you should be willing to interrupt
<v Speaker 1>the way your programs are going in a way like
<v Speaker 1>if you accidentally give somebody too many wins, like you
<v Speaker 1>should pivot and say, well, all right, this guy's got
<v Speaker 1>to fucking go for it because they've got otherwise. That's
<v Speaker 1>that's always to me where where I'm I don't know
<v Speaker 1>about aw I don't know how the fuck they do it,
<v Speaker 1>but like that, that is where you lose people and
<v Speaker 1>the fact that people who have won don't get the
<v Speaker 1>recognition they deserve. And it's like, you know, if you
<v Speaker 1>did that and you were willing to just go with
<v Speaker 1>the flow and say, hey, you know what, you know,
<v Speaker 1>we we kind of you know, we're at a position
<v Speaker 1>where this person's won the most matches in the last
<v Speaker 1>you know, four weeks. They deserve the next title shot,
<v Speaker 1>despite the fact that we want this program to go
<v Speaker 1>over here, right, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>What they end up doing is w W does is
<v Speaker 2>they do a series of tournaments or multiple person elimination
<v Speaker 2>matches to determine the top contender. That's almost always the
<v Speaker 2>way they end up doing it. And they so pathetic
<v Speaker 2>show the win loss records on the graphic when the
<v Speaker 2>guys and gals come to the ring, but they hardly
<v Speaker 2>ever emphasized them.
<v Speaker 1>But like that's it, like that, then then then why
<v Speaker 1>have them? If you're not gonna actually going to use that, agree,
<v Speaker 1>then you should do it, you know.
<v Speaker 2>And they have so many tournaments now, like they have
<v Speaker 2>the annual December Tournament, which is kind of like its
<v Speaker 2>own self contained deal, but it does come. I think
<v Speaker 2>it comes with the title shot. The Owen tournaments, they do,
<v Speaker 2>the Owen Heart Memorial tournaments. The winners of both of
<v Speaker 2>those get title shots. It's it's kind of tedious. Frankly,
<v Speaker 2>I think, you know, maybe they should just make if
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to give the title shot to the
<v Speaker 2>guy with the best win loss record, maybe you should
<v Speaker 2>just make it where the top ten best records then
<v Speaker 2>get entered into well it can't be ten, but whatever
<v Speaker 2>the number would be get entered into the tournament to
<v Speaker 2>determine the number one contender. Just have it flow through
<v Speaker 2>that way so that more matches, so we're not just
<v Speaker 2>waiting for another tournament to start before we feel like
<v Speaker 2>we're actually going to get a glimpse of who the
<v Speaker 2>next real contender on pay per.
<v Speaker 1>View is going to be.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you can still do your story driven title
<v Speaker 2>challengers sort of maybe even off to the side because
<v Speaker 2>the champion gets gotten to by some personal affront and
<v Speaker 2>wants to fight the guy.
<v Speaker 1>And that's okay. Like that's okay too, where the champion
<v Speaker 1>uses their discretion. Listen, I want to fucking fight this
<v Speaker 1>guy because he's pissing me off, and that means I
<v Speaker 1>got to put the title up for grabs. Fine, I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna fucking do it.
<v Speaker 2>The hold up for so long and top ten rankings
<v Speaker 2>and wrestling is ben that you know, you don't always
<v Speaker 2>book with enough foresight to make sure you don't want
<v Speaker 2>to have that distraction of also having to make sure
<v Speaker 2>that the top guy in the rankings is also the
<v Speaker 2>guy you want to plug into the title picture. Someone
<v Speaker 2>gets injured, it's a complete disaster. I think if you
<v Speaker 2>just stick with the rankings determine who gets into qualifying,
<v Speaker 2>then that makes the rankings mean something. That could definitely
<v Speaker 2>help something because as we see like it's like UFC,
<v Speaker 2>for instance, even though it's real, like they came up
<v Speaker 2>with the system, and it's like it's such a joke,
<v Speaker 2>like all all you do is set yourself up to
<v Speaker 2>be made fun of when the number one guy never
<v Speaker 2>gets the title shot because you got to do business,
<v Speaker 2>you know, and the number one guy that isn't necessarily
<v Speaker 2>business compared to other contenders that people won't actually see
<v Speaker 2>fight the champion.
<v Speaker 1>So it's a weird deal.
<v Speaker 2>But Anel's cranking on the chin lock here and Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>Hart is trying to quell the audience cheering for the
<v Speaker 2>Killer Bees at ringside. Gorilla Monson says the chinlock looks
<v Speaker 2>like a smother to him, or the name like smothers.
<v Speaker 1>It has to be good, right, Garrilla, I'll say he
<v Speaker 1>definitely knows how to smother things.
<v Speaker 2>He thinks the figures are covering the mouth and the nose,
<v Speaker 2>which would be illegal, but nonetheless, Brunzell is able to
<v Speaker 2>build back up at a back elbow, he breaks free
<v Speaker 2>and tries to lunge.
<v Speaker 1>Gorilla claims that there are twenty five thousand people at
<v Speaker 1>Madison Square guard.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's probably counting felt for him.
<v Speaker 1>But that's I don't think there's even that many people
<v Speaker 1>can fit and felt for them. I don't know. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>it's twenty thousand people who can fit into Madison Square
<v Speaker 1>Garden in the in the bilding itself. Yeah, and hold on,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna fucking figure this out, because I mean, I
<v Speaker 1>didn't think about felt for him about.
<v Speaker 2>The unfortunately garden show. But garden show stats are pretty
<v Speaker 2>easy to come by. Let me grab my trusty book.
<v Speaker 1>You talk to the people, absolutely absolutely, But I'm going
<v Speaker 1>to look here. So like the current situation here, the
<v Speaker 1>current seating capacity is twenty thousand, seven and eighty nine
<v Speaker 1>in the main bowl for boxing and MMA is what
<v Speaker 1>it lists definitely Oh actually funny enough for pro wrestling
<v Speaker 1>it only holds eighteen thousand, five hundred. That sounds rightly. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>uh in there, But let me see the theater. The
<v Speaker 1>theater at Madison Square Garden is you get to the
<v Speaker 1>bottom of shit. That's why people listen, That's right, See, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>so they can hold so Michael Kenyon's I guess all right, hey,
<v Speaker 1>you know what it can seat between, which makes no sense. Actually,
<v Speaker 1>it seats between two thousand and fifty six hundred people.
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that's quite of the difference. That is, I
<v Speaker 1>don't understand where do they fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think it seats six thousand people if there's
<v Speaker 2>not the screens but the Felt form. The whole purpose
<v Speaker 2>of going to the Felt form is you watch it
<v Speaker 2>on the screen, and then the screen takes a lot
<v Speaker 2>of seats up. So if you're going for like a
<v Speaker 2>show with the ring in the Felt Forum, you can
<v Speaker 2>get that many.
<v Speaker 1>People in there. Right.
<v Speaker 2>This show is the Kenyon book shows twenty thy two
<v Speaker 2>twenty five sellout includes Felt for him, So there you go,
<v Speaker 2>not twenty.
<v Speaker 1>Three twenty thousand people, not twenty five thousand, So fuck you,
<v Speaker 1>grill nop.
<v Speaker 2>That's gorilla probably just taking the capacity of Felt Forum
<v Speaker 2>and the capacity of the Garden and adding them together.
<v Speaker 1>Which it's not possible, It is not possible. Correct.
<v Speaker 2>Fortunately we have records like that shout out as I
<v Speaker 2>something to do Wrestling in the Garden, the Battle for
<v Speaker 2>New York Work Shoots and Double Crosses by Scott Teal
<v Speaker 2>and J. Michael Kenyon and indispensable.
<v Speaker 1>Resource that that that book too, that's you know, I
<v Speaker 1>I thanks to you. I had that piece of that.
<v Speaker 1>I asked you for a piece of information. When I
<v Speaker 1>was doing the tours, That's right, that's because I wanted.
<v Speaker 1>I used to put down because I used to love
<v Speaker 1>because when we when I would go by until my
<v Speaker 1>tour became way too long and I had to cut
<v Speaker 1>it out, but I would when I went by the
<v Speaker 1>picture on the suite level of Hogan, Muhammad Ali and Liberaci,
<v Speaker 1>I would talk about the history of pro wrestling at
<v Speaker 1>Madison Square Garden, and I would talk about because you know,
<v Speaker 1>I'm always like, you know, this is not just here
<v Speaker 1>like this is you know, the dates all the way
<v Speaker 1>back to like eighteen something or other at the first
<v Speaker 1>you know, one of the earlier.
<v Speaker 2>You were the only tour guide in Madison Square Garden
<v Speaker 2>history to go there.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, absolutely, I can, definitely I can. I don't mind
<v Speaker 1>claiming that.
<v Speaker 2>Remember the Jim Londo's picture we found exactly Yep, a
<v Speaker 2>little bit on that too for our fans when we
<v Speaker 2>did our tour.
<v Speaker 1>Exactly, well, I don't think we do. We go up
<v Speaker 1>to the sweets. I remember we went with the sweets.
<v Speaker 1>We did with the crew, yeah, with the with the
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, because they were setting up, they were setting
<v Speaker 1>up the show, bring.
<v Speaker 2>The honor Madison Square Garden Show. How funny is that?
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, We're We're headed back by the way.
<v Speaker 7>Sunday, August third, at noon, the Lapsed Fan takes on
<v Speaker 7>Times Square tickets at Comedy Village dot com. There goes
<v Speaker 7>the neighborhood.
<v Speaker 1>You fucking bitch, so JB JB.
<v Speaker 2>That is to say jbl Jim Brinzell builds back up
<v Speaker 2>with the back yelbow. He breaks free and he goes
<v Speaker 2>for the lunge, but Anvil snatches him in a big
<v Speaker 2>bear hug and drives Brinzel into the corner tag to
<v Speaker 2>Brett Hart, who goes middle rope inverted and Brett rings
<v Speaker 2>down the elbow to the face while Jim Brinzel is
<v Speaker 2>draped across Uh Jim the ind of the Lightheart's knee.
<v Speaker 1>That would be the demolition decapitator.
<v Speaker 2>Exactly what it is, uh cover and Brian Blair drags
<v Speaker 2>Brett off on the two count. Brett protests, of course,
<v Speaker 2>of course, points to the referee. Pretty awesome.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta say, I really enjoy I really enjoy I
<v Speaker 1>mean we've said it anyway, I really enjoy Brett being
<v Speaker 1>a sniffling little bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Heel yeah, and a little like point like pointing at
<v Speaker 2>someone like, hey, he did it first kind of guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, like the the you know, it's funny,
<v Speaker 1>you know because I remember the idea of the whiner
<v Speaker 1>bitchy image being so uncomfortable for him in ninety seven.
<v Speaker 1>Yet here he is doing it right.
<v Speaker 2>Here, absolutely because he's one of those you know, like
<v Speaker 2>that that wasn't fair, that wasn't the rule kind of guy. Right,
<v Speaker 2>like he'd shut if you're on the playground and like
<v Speaker 2>someone broke the rules, like he would shut it down.
<v Speaker 1>He would go home.
<v Speaker 2>Like that's Brett Hart, you know, he would go home
<v Speaker 2>if he thinks one person didn't follow the rules and
<v Speaker 2>it disadvantaged him. Back up on an average whip boot
<v Speaker 2>to Jim Briunzel's gut, good workmanship, Al says, yeah, you
<v Speaker 2>can say that again, good workmanship. Brett lays on a
<v Speaker 2>front face lock on Jim Briunzel as a rilla. Mont
<v Speaker 2>soon falls the referee for touching Brett's back when lunging
<v Speaker 2>over to switch sides to get a better view on
<v Speaker 2>a potential submission. So the Rafflick jumps over the two
<v Speaker 2>wrestlers and he puts his hand. He kind of posts
<v Speaker 2>his hand on Brett's back to do it, and as
<v Speaker 2>far as Gorilla's concerned, that's putting all of his weight
<v Speaker 2>on the wrestler, Jim Brunzell, who's on the bottom of
<v Speaker 2>this pile. And that's just not ethical for a referee
<v Speaker 2>to do, which I thought was an interesting take. Referee
<v Speaker 2>is checking for it is interesting a choke, a sign
<v Speaker 2>of a choke. Alays can't believe the more referee that
<v Speaker 2>the move the referee made either just now, and Gorilla
<v Speaker 2>says he may have to pay for that later in
<v Speaker 2>the locker room, suggesting that because he tapped Brett on
<v Speaker 2>the back while switching side that he's gonna get the
<v Speaker 2>shit beat out of him later on.
<v Speaker 1>Oh hey, you know Brett Brett's UT's Brett's put some
<v Speaker 1>fists to to people in the dressing room before.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you better watch that uppercut. That's the one they
<v Speaker 2>don't see coming. They expect the overhand. Brenzell builds up
<v Speaker 2>to the corner, Brec goes to the gut and goes
<v Speaker 2>upstairs as well as guerrilla. Mons Soon says, Bread is
<v Speaker 2>all so decisive with every blow he delivers. I like
<v Speaker 2>that that's exactly the way to describe it. Brett is
<v Speaker 2>decisive with every blow he delivers. He ran, He's also
<v Speaker 2>very decisive with every line of blows and he does.
<v Speaker 2>He's decisive and everything he does. That's kind of his problem.
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.
<v Speaker 2>He rams Brunzell into Jim Anvil's boot Andvil comes in screaming,
<v Speaker 2>get up to him, and then tosses Brinzeil to the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Brett goes over and slams him hard on the concrete. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>big slam, and they react big time. Brian Blair comes
<v Speaker 2>over to ten to Brunzel and then Blair runs back
<v Speaker 2>in an Envil and the and the crowd starts to
<v Speaker 2>lose it because he's trying to get back at it.
<v Speaker 2>Avil gets in the ring, referees stopping Brett, and Brett
<v Speaker 2>loads Brunzell back into the ring. Brian Blair's attempts to
<v Speaker 2>get involved this distracting the referees of the Anvil gets
<v Speaker 2>a chance to stand on Jim Brunzell's throat without getting
<v Speaker 2>called on it.
<v Speaker 1>And Lord al Uh, lets us know what will happen
<v Speaker 1>to the winning team?
<v Speaker 3>Whoever? What's this shoot up.
<v Speaker 1>The ranks?
<v Speaker 2>The ranks. Hey, hey, Ali, got news for you. Whoever
<v Speaker 2>uses the match is going to shoot up too.
<v Speaker 1>They're all going they're all going to shoot up.
<v Speaker 2>So dark in that crowd, the abyss, and all you
<v Speaker 2>can see is the billboard and the Budweiser logo beckoning
<v Speaker 2>somewhere beyond.
<v Speaker 1>It's really it's funny how there are certain, you know,
<v Speaker 1>visual advancements that they that they've done to the Madison
<v Speaker 1>Square garden shows, but there are some there that they
<v Speaker 1>have not.
<v Speaker 2>Now there's some they just don't go there. They just
<v Speaker 2>to this day, I mean to this day. It's hard
<v Speaker 2>to say, but you know, you can see garden house
<v Speaker 2>shows like this from even nineteen ninety seven on the
<v Speaker 2>network and still it's darker yep than they tell.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a very very weird lighting, like just weird lightings. Again,
<v Speaker 1>they're certainly capable of having the lighting. It's weird that
<v Speaker 1>they don't choose to do it. It really is. I agree,
<v Speaker 1>you can tell it. I can't imagine the w I
<v Speaker 1>can't imagine the WWE is bringing in all their lighting.
<v Speaker 1>I know that the building's got lights up in the ceiling. Huh,
<v Speaker 1>So like I wonder why I just it's weird that
<v Speaker 1>they don't. They don't necessarily use them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree that is that is strange, but it's
<v Speaker 2>like a traditional comfort thing, comfort sound thing. I'll be
<v Speaker 2>waiting to see if there's a Colosseum video to come
<v Speaker 2>in the Colosseum collection where MSG is better lit. But
<v Speaker 2>I'm not holding my breath.
<v Speaker 1>Brett, Yeah, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 2>Brett comes in Corners Brunzel whip bruns out with a
<v Speaker 2>sunset flip. Very nice, gets too. Rila months and says
<v Speaker 2>he did not hook the leg, he.
<v Speaker 1>Didn't have it.
<v Speaker 2>He also says that you know the reason he didn't
<v Speaker 2>do it. He doesn't really throw Brunzell too far into
<v Speaker 2>the bus. He just says the reason he didn't hook
<v Speaker 2>the leg proper lease because he didn't have enough energy left.
<v Speaker 2>Mm hm, you have to do I like that. You know,
<v Speaker 2>when a baby face doesn't next to cute, he's just tired.
<v Speaker 2>A baby face never blows a spot, he's just tired.
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Agreed. But Gorilla also says that everybody is
<v Speaker 1>after the tag titles, right, everybody including ted RCD Hogan,
<v Speaker 1>ted RCD Savage, Terry Gibbs, my mom all to the
<v Speaker 1>tag titles. Oh good, Brett wriggles yeah to this day.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he didn't mention that part, but that's also true,
<v Speaker 2>right heart. Wriggles free and stomps Briunzel in the crotch.
<v Speaker 2>Anvil comes in clubbing and Lord El says the winner
<v Speaker 2>will shoot right up to your point, and then Anvil's
<v Speaker 2>cranking the front face lock. Jim Brenzell's trying to inch
<v Speaker 2>to the corner to make the tag, but Brett flies
<v Speaker 2>in and nails Brian Blair to prevent him from making
<v Speaker 2>the tag, so that freaks That pisses off Blair. He
<v Speaker 2>comes in, chasing him back to the corner. Referee gets
<v Speaker 2>in the way, so the Hearts are able to get
<v Speaker 2>a double team in right in front of the Raft, though,
<v Speaker 2>because he just turned around in time, Brett sends Anvil's
<v Speaker 2>shoulder first right into the gut of Jim Brenzel in
<v Speaker 2>the corner. These guys could get some heat. The fans
<v Speaker 2>hated that. Indeed, from manipulating circumstances like that, at least
<v Speaker 2>some torn intercostal cartilage gorilla diagnosed on the knee.
<v Speaker 1>Of what happened, You know, I'm trying to think about too.
<v Speaker 1>So I know we know where Brett Hart turned baby
<v Speaker 1>face in the in the Battle Royal, but what about Anvil? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he kind of disappears after that, he does, right, because yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they do like a minor singles push because I know,
<v Speaker 1>I know Brett Russell's bad News brown at the uh
<v Speaker 1>yeah at Wressel Fast and then like but when does
<v Speaker 1>Ninetheart actually turned baby face like it's it's a weird thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't. Actually I feel like he has. I
<v Speaker 2>feel like he has a drug thing or like some
<v Speaker 2>kind of like problem with a w w F front
<v Speaker 2>officer on that point is that when he got in
<v Speaker 2>the stewardess hit the stewardess or whatever. Famously the case
<v Speaker 2>that brought Jim mcdebitt Jerry mcdebitt into the w w
<v Speaker 2>F fold to defend Jim Knightheart, there was some kind
<v Speaker 2>of extra extra curricular thing that I think required that.
<v Speaker 2>Let me see WrestleMania four. How does he put it
<v Speaker 2>built four every morning? Yet after my matches yep mm
<v Speaker 2>hm hmmmm hm mm hmm. I was awakened by a
<v Speaker 2>call from Vince. He was interested in bad news as
<v Speaker 2>ask me whether I don't know, I can't pull it
<v Speaker 2>up right now. I remember, it's just a weird thing.
<v Speaker 2>Like it's just a weird like that is like when
<v Speaker 2>he okay, I see here, so I'm looking at here.
<v Speaker 2>So uh.
<v Speaker 1>Breton then had their thing and Brown double cross Heart attacks.
<v Speaker 1>Brown smashed the trophy and not hurt. Eventually joins Bred's
<v Speaker 1>side in the feud, with Brown causing a rift between
<v Speaker 1>the Heart Foundation and Oh so they continues Bad News
<v Speaker 1>Brown causes a rift between their Heart Foundation and Jimmy Hart.
<v Speaker 1>Oh there go the Yeah, Anvil is involved in this
<v Speaker 1>and bad News Brown is it helps to push to
<v Speaker 1>create the tension and the DISSENSIONE.
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, I thought the end of thing
<v Speaker 2>was eighty seven, so that wouldn't you know the endvil
<v Speaker 2>thing on the airplane was eighty seven, So that wouldn't
<v Speaker 2>make sense there, All right? Well, uh yeah, one day
<v Speaker 2>we'll revisit it.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure in the fucking colisund collection will get there
<v Speaker 2>and don't understand.
<v Speaker 1>Well, hey, you know what, there's a Heart Foundation tape
<v Speaker 1>coming up. Oh that's huge. I can't wait for that one.
<v Speaker 1>And a demolition one dude, buck.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Brett comes in with an amazing dropkick right under
<v Speaker 2>the chin. What were we saying about Jimbernzell's drop kick,
<v Speaker 2>because I it was the fastest of all time. When
<v Speaker 2>the lateral press gets too and Ll says Brett is
<v Speaker 2>not hooking Brunzel's leg, it's a surprising error from the
<v Speaker 2>hitman bit of Okata his Brunzell pushes off and headlock
<v Speaker 2>and launches into a high drop kick. When Brett Okata,
<v Speaker 2>he's got that great drop kick. You gotta I'll have two. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's right, you will. You'll duck two and then go
<v Speaker 2>it again. The high dropkick lands. Al has an orgasm
<v Speaker 2>at the sight of Jim Bernzell's dropkick. He calls it
<v Speaker 2>the secret weapon of the Killer Bees. Not so secret
<v Speaker 2>since they've been putting it over since the beginning of
<v Speaker 2>the match. But the crowd pop huge for it, and
<v Speaker 2>you'd love to see a drop kick at that kind
<v Speaker 2>of mileage for a guy Brett laying there motioning. Brett
<v Speaker 2>sells it beautifully. Brett sells it like he's out cold,
<v Speaker 2>and he absolutely does. Yes, it's wonderful, But that still
<v Speaker 2>doesn't stop because Brenzelle is so fucked up that still
<v Speaker 2>didn't stop and for from coming in and draping Brett's
<v Speaker 2>carcass over Brunzell and almost.
<v Speaker 1>I loved that. Fucking yes, that was absolutely a brilliant yep,
<v Speaker 1>absolutely brilliant.
<v Speaker 2>Even though he hit the drop kit, Brens almost lost
<v Speaker 2>the match andvill they get a tight shot of Annibal
<v Speaker 2>with a look on his face like well shit. Brett
<v Speaker 2>gets back on Brunzeil inverted atomic drop on him in
<v Speaker 2>the corner and we'll grabbing the tag rope like crazy,
<v Speaker 2>and then Jim Brenzelle starts crawling again in the front
<v Speaker 2>face lock and the crowd wants him to make his
<v Speaker 2>way over to Brian Blair. Anvil comes in again and
<v Speaker 2>the rev cuts off the tag to Blair. Ref didn't
<v Speaker 2>see it, of course, so Blair gets in there, but
<v Speaker 2>he's not gonna allow Brian to participate, so he backs
<v Speaker 2>up Brian Blair in the heart's corner Brunzell again for
<v Speaker 2>the double team, but this time, when they try to
<v Speaker 2>repeat whipping one of the other, the other teammate into
<v Speaker 2>the corner like they did earlier, this time they sent
<v Speaker 2>Brett in. Anvil sends Brett in, Brenzelle moves out of
<v Speaker 2>the way. And this is where Brett does you know
<v Speaker 2>what the industry requires make it real by of course
<v Speaker 2>making it real, run your sternum one hundred miles an
<v Speaker 2>hour into the corner buckling, making the witness a car
<v Speaker 2>crash velocity.
<v Speaker 1>Listen, you want to sell two more tickets tonight?
<v Speaker 4>Hell?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, people on thirty fourth to hear about this? All right?
<v Speaker 3>Whoa what?
<v Speaker 1>I think someone just could plank. Someone just went clang
<v Speaker 1>chest first into the into the turn buckles. We better
<v Speaker 1>buy some tickets.
<v Speaker 2>I asked you a question, why does Brett do it?
<v Speaker 2>Why does Brett do the chest bump in the in
<v Speaker 2>the corner? Because I mean, if I can ask you
<v Speaker 2>to speak for this, it is. It is, it is,
<v Speaker 2>it is. It's a very very simple thing because it
<v Speaker 2>causes pains, all right, and pain makes people watch more.
<v Speaker 2>People are invested when someone is suffering. And Brett Brett
<v Speaker 2>Hart knows how to suffer and knows how to make
<v Speaker 2>us want watch more. Brett Hart knows how to suffer.
<v Speaker 2>That is as he does, that is on the nose
<v Speaker 2>all the stern yep so sternham. First he goes and
<v Speaker 2>he falls to the canvas. And this allows Jim Burnzel
<v Speaker 2>to go underneath Jim the Vial Nighthart's legs and make
<v Speaker 2>the tag to Brian Blair and we're off.
<v Speaker 1>We are off.
<v Speaker 2>Brian's in rights and lefts on both drops Brett.
<v Speaker 1>You know, Brian Blair is not the first person I
<v Speaker 1>would think you have to do a hot tag.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I know, I know. But he pulls it off.
<v Speaker 2>He's got it at him. He's a veteran and he's throwing,
<v Speaker 2>and he's whipping a handle to the corner with a
<v Speaker 2>hard running left Larry.
<v Speaker 1>They explode at that.
<v Speaker 2>An inside cradle by Blair gets too when anvil kicks out,
<v Speaker 2>he whips bretton to the ropes lift and a side
<v Speaker 2>power slam which comes off pretty awesome, and then a
<v Speaker 2>big slam, almost Hult Cogan style from up yes, Brian
<v Speaker 2>Blair on Jim the Nville night Art, and then he
<v Speaker 2>ducks Breton atomic.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's funny that you talked about what happened
<v Speaker 1>with Blair and Blackjack before the show, because it seems
<v Speaker 1>like someone else gave them a different memo and said,
<v Speaker 1>can you please open up a clinic? Oh wow, in
<v Speaker 1>the center of the fucking is that way you were
<v Speaker 1>compelled to write down as you were watching this match.
<v Speaker 1>That's terrific. Indeed, I mean, got a fucking clinic.
<v Speaker 2>You want to see a perfect hot tag, this is it.
<v Speaker 1>This is it.
<v Speaker 2>And he comes in hits an atomic drop that sends
<v Speaker 2>Brett Heart into Jim Anvil Nightheart and they explode at that.
<v Speaker 2>Blair then covers Brett and Anvil tries dropping an elbow,
<v Speaker 2>and you know what happens now, Blair moves out of
<v Speaker 2>the way and Anvil elbowdrops his own opponent and they
<v Speaker 2>go even crazier on that one.
<v Speaker 1>That move always works. It is, it is. It's wrestling
<v Speaker 1>one oh one's correct and there and there are elements
<v Speaker 1>of wrestling one O one that are that are one
<v Speaker 1>o one because they always fucking work.
<v Speaker 2>You might call it the best stuff the World Wrestling Federation.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. This this match is the best of the
<v Speaker 1>tape I know, and it's the first one I know.
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, you know, I just don't. People are
<v Speaker 1>always so concerned about, about, you know, being different and
<v Speaker 1>being innovative, and and it's like, you know what, there
<v Speaker 1>are actually things that work because that's what you need
<v Speaker 1>to do every fucking time, all right, is it that hard?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen, there are some things that we still
<v Speaker 1>do to this day that we like, you know that
<v Speaker 1>that that wrestlers do to this day, that are that
<v Speaker 1>that our age old things that are timeless because they
<v Speaker 1>work and because they're important. Hot tags are one of them. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>dropping elbows on your on you know, dropping elbow on
<v Speaker 1>an opponent only to have to have you drop it
<v Speaker 1>on your partner. That's fucking money that it's going to
<v Speaker 1>get a reaction every fucking time. Oh my god. You
<v Speaker 1>know when you think too much about it, seth rollins,
<v Speaker 1>it's you know, you don't need to put that much
<v Speaker 1>fucking work into it. You know, you don't have to
<v Speaker 1>do that ship You can just you can do the
<v Speaker 1>simple things because there are there are elements in a
<v Speaker 1>wrestling match that that that are there that were created
<v Speaker 1>and they will work every fucking time. And when you
<v Speaker 1>have a partner hit the other, hit his partner, one
<v Speaker 1>guy hit his partner, it's always going to get a reaction.
<v Speaker 2>So where it's just the spot, let's see it. I
<v Speaker 2>haven't seen it in a long time. I feel like
<v Speaker 2>I haven't. I'm sure they do it, and I just
<v Speaker 2>don't notice it anymore.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not saying that you do it like
<v Speaker 1>every moment of every match, you find the right moment,
<v Speaker 1>but it is it is an easy spot to do,
<v Speaker 1>and it's an easy spot to get a fucking reaction. Yep,
<v Speaker 1>you know, like tell the story. Two heels hitting each
<v Speaker 1>other is fucking great. Always, like you said, tell the story,
<v Speaker 1>mm hmm. Somewhat.
<v Speaker 2>So, the ref backs up Abel because he shouldn't be
<v Speaker 2>in the ring, and this allows Brian Blair to hook
<v Speaker 2>Brett for a two count and Grilla Monsoon to create
<v Speaker 2>the cries that the ref is nowhere in sight for
<v Speaker 2>most of the cover back up whips Brett into the
<v Speaker 2>abdominal stretch of b Brian Blair. People jumping up and
<v Speaker 2>down at the fucking abdominal stretch being applied, and Lord
<v Speaker 2>Al puts it over as being perfectly hooked. But Jim
<v Speaker 2>comes in and then Jim Breunzel cuts him off to
<v Speaker 2>a big pop. Because the envil isn't allowed by Jim
<v Speaker 2>Burunzel to break up the abdominal stretch, a peer four
<v Speaker 2>brawl breaks out, Pandemonium has broken loose, Agrilla Monsoon declares
<v Speaker 2>corner to corner on the Irish whip. The hearts are
<v Speaker 2>whipped into each other in the middle of the ring,
<v Speaker 2>a slingshot job, as Gorilla calls it. Brian Blair covers
<v Speaker 2>for two big pop on the kickout there. Then Brian
<v Speaker 2>Blair whips of the hitman, reversed the lift, go behind
<v Speaker 2>and then he does the O'Connor roll in the hitman
<v Speaker 2>one two and Brett just wiggles out with like a
<v Speaker 2>less than a quarter of a second to spare yep,
<v Speaker 2>great near fall back up tag to Jim Brunzel. Brett
<v Speaker 2>goes over the back of Brian Blair. He leaps over
<v Speaker 2>the back on the drop down and when he leaps
<v Speaker 2>guess what you left your feet? Drop kick in the face. Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Brett is airborne when he takes the drop kick from
<v Speaker 2>Brenzell airborne and the gate receipts are improving as a result,
<v Speaker 2>and the business matters as a result. Cover count of
<v Speaker 2>one and the bell sounds before the ref can even
<v Speaker 2>slap too. The bell sounds and the brawling continues months
<v Speaker 2>soon as in Surefood's a three count or what the deal?
<v Speaker 1>I will tell you, I will tell you. I actually
<v Speaker 1>sat there saying to myself until that, until that bell rang,
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know what they they They
<v Speaker 1>can't let either team lose. I'm saying that the fucking
<v Speaker 1>Killer Bees and they didn't, and I'm like, and they didn't,
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, you can't. I said, who's gonna
<v Speaker 1>lose this match? Because there were many times I actually
<v Speaker 1>thought to myself, Wow, the fucking Hearts are gonna lose.
<v Speaker 1>But they can't lose because they're like the hot you know,
<v Speaker 1>they're building the up with a hot team. But at
<v Speaker 1>the same time, the fucking Killer Bees are being way
<v Speaker 1>too awesome here than they ever fucking deserve to be,
<v Speaker 1>and so they can't lose either, and so they they
<v Speaker 1>It's actually one of the few times where I'm like,
<v Speaker 1>good job with the time limit draw. Yes, that's that's
<v Speaker 1>probably the best fucking move they could have done.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I agree. Yeah, it's remembered as as such like
<v Speaker 2>if one of the two teams went over, it wouldn't
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh that draw they had, you know it
<v Speaker 2>would it would it would lack a little bit of
<v Speaker 2>shorthand at least for the lore. Know, everyone remembers, I think, well,
<v Speaker 2>match they're talking about between these two teams because this
<v Speaker 2>was the one that was the draw, and they both
<v Speaker 2>try to pull anvil out of the corner for an
<v Speaker 2>Irish whip and anvil dead weights and leaves the ring instead,
<v Speaker 2>and Jim Briunzel with a high fist pump in celebration
<v Speaker 2>when it's announced that he well, when he thinks that
<v Speaker 2>they won, the ringsiders are looking to shake hands and
<v Speaker 2>pat the guys on the back, and Howard Finkle announces
<v Speaker 2>that the time limit has expired and this bout has
<v Speaker 2>been ruled a draw. Great start to the tape, and
<v Speaker 2>yes we move on from there. For better or for worst,
<v Speaker 2>Gen Oakland, here is Gene.
<v Speaker 1>Whoever was this? Not that one that's here? It is
<v Speaker 1>here's his Gene.
<v Speaker 3>When you have the largest wrestling organization in the world,
<v Speaker 3>athletes from all over, well latch will they beat a
<v Speaker 3>path to your door. They want to compete against the
<v Speaker 3>best there is, and it's only the very best that
<v Speaker 3>we hit though the World Wrestling Federation. We like to
<v Speaker 3>bring you up to date with some of the newer
<v Speaker 3>bases in the World Wrestling Federations with some clips of
<v Speaker 3>their performance and let you judge for yourself. I think
<v Speaker 3>that one day in the not too distant future, you'll
<v Speaker 3>look back at a number of the has been and
<v Speaker 3>see the beginnings of a stablished superstars come to the
<v Speaker 3>World Wrestling Federation from all sorts of background, but all
<v Speaker 3>this without standing from amateur sports. Young Daddy Spivey, for instance,
<v Speaker 3>was a draft choice of the New York Jets of
<v Speaker 3>the NFL. Although he weighs nearly two hundred and seventy pounds,
<v Speaker 3>Spivey appears almost lean because he's almost clean, nine inches.
<v Speaker 1>Tall, almost lean. He's not lean, he's almost lean. Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god. Now, I don't know. I don't know if
<v Speaker 1>you heard this, but right after the Jean's done and
<v Speaker 1>the match kind of gets going, I heard Terry Gibbs
<v Speaker 1>just yell out. He said, I'm looking for my son.
<v Speaker 1>Do you know where it is? Ha?
<v Speaker 6>Ha?
<v Speaker 1>You think he looks like him? Oh my god, looks
<v Speaker 1>just like fucking John heard from certain angles Gibbs. Honestly,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I at one point I was thinking of myself,
<v Speaker 1>they should this this, this match should have been and
<v Speaker 1>fucking John Hurd versus uh Bill Bill Fogger back from
<v Speaker 1>the show. Coach, you know what I'm talking about, Like
<v Speaker 1>it's sucking the two of them in this fucking match.
<v Speaker 1>The head coach for a little while, John Tolos Terry
<v Speaker 1>Terry Gibbs a job riek, true Greek, not like fucking
<v Speaker 1>Hercules Hernandez.
<v Speaker 2>Terry Gibbs such a jabron to the stars that he's
<v Speaker 2>on the he's on the.
<v Speaker 1>Tape twice and why like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Jobbing out Gibbs and Spivey, What a fucking idiot? The
<v Speaker 2>graphic says newcomer, Dan Spivey, It says newcomer on the
<v Speaker 2>graphic and right out of the gate, Terry cares, Terry
<v Speaker 2>Gibbs needs him in the corner, throws some chops whipped
<v Speaker 2>to the corners reversed and Bibby, you.
<v Speaker 1>Haven't five to go over, Terry Gibbs, is that a thing?
<v Speaker 1>Gold terrible names Terry Brother? What are you doing? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>Why is his name be Terry? Why is he of
<v Speaker 2>all the guys you met him up with brothers?
<v Speaker 1>All the guys? Do you get so many guys? You
<v Speaker 1>got step On Bardi brother And what do you have got,
<v Speaker 1>Hulk Hogan, Terry Gibbs, what's next to your point? The
<v Speaker 1>Hulk Gibbs, Hulk rules or Hul Gibbs brother, what gives?
<v Speaker 1>What gives my question?
<v Speaker 2>Hulk, Well that's that's going to be hit as Vibers
<v Speaker 2>Series nineteen nightty one.
<v Speaker 8>There we go, oh no, no, no, no, no no,
<v Speaker 8>on the play flag on the play that we should.
<v Speaker 2>We should grant each other three flags of podcast. You know,
<v Speaker 2>we'll just throw idea. We have to abandon it. We
<v Speaker 2>can't say anything else. If we throw a flag down,
<v Speaker 2>we have to move on. Spivey charges But miss is
<v Speaker 2>in the corner. I'll tell you for a match design
<v Speaker 2>to make Spivey look like this hot newcomer. He certainly
<v Speaker 2>sells a lot for this piece of ship. Terry Gibbs
<v Speaker 2>like a fucking idiots. We put a match on the
<v Speaker 2>best of where dance Spivey gets his ask for it.
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about how great dance Spivey is and then
<v Speaker 1>show him getting his asking.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm just I wrote down Jean's putting over how
<v Speaker 2>great dance Spivey is and that's the actual footage he's
<v Speaker 2>voicing over his dance Spivey getting out killed with an
<v Speaker 2>atomic drop and stuff. But again the doppelganger. Look for
<v Speaker 2>Barry Windham on full effect here, as there's a front
<v Speaker 2>back breaker by uh that gets the two count, and
<v Speaker 2>then Spivey is tossed to the absolutely filthy brown concrete.
<v Speaker 2>I mean just disgusting. You can't not mention.
<v Speaker 1>That it's awful.
<v Speaker 2>Terry Gibbs waves on the crowd to try to fight him,
<v Speaker 2>and Grilla monsoon welcomes to the World Wrestling Federation. He says,
<v Speaker 2>this is the welcome to the World Wrestling Federation for you,
<v Speaker 2>Dan Spivey. You're getting an education in a hurry here.
<v Speaker 2>As Dance Pivey tries to render the ring, he's cut
<v Speaker 2>off and ran down to the buckling and drops down again.
<v Speaker 2>I see both Coke and Pepsi signs in the bleachers,
<v Speaker 2>so definitely definitely no exclusivity there.
<v Speaker 1>And I see Coke all over the face of a
<v Speaker 1>lot of these guys too.
<v Speaker 2>Grilla soon advises Dance Bivey to take take over to
<v Speaker 2>the other side because you're trying to get in this way,
<v Speaker 2>you keep getting cut off and again the Brody furs
<v Speaker 2>on Spivey's boots, which yeah, Ventura make.
<v Speaker 1>Also advises Spivey to get a Gobbago sandwich back in.
<v Speaker 1>Terry Gibbs whips cabogall sandwich. I just guess it's a
<v Speaker 1>great way of pronouncing that word. Doesn't put a moron.
<v Speaker 2>Terry Gibbs whips Dance Bibby in with a sunset flip,
<v Speaker 2>but Gibbs hits them between the eyes instead of going over,
<v Speaker 2>does an extra little leap on the elbow drop, and
<v Speaker 2>Monson says, you're not going to feed him that way.
<v Speaker 2>Terry calls him Terry can't support Let's see, he says
<v Speaker 2>to Terry Gibbs, you can't support yourself on one arm
<v Speaker 2>and expect to cover a guy this big and still
<v Speaker 2>keep those shoulders down. You gotta you gotta support yourself
<v Speaker 2>on two arms. I don't know how many times we
<v Speaker 2>gonna go over these fundamentals with these guys.
<v Speaker 1>It's very simple, Terry Gibbs, very simple. Ship the air hug.
<v Speaker 1>What a spot that is when you think about it.
<v Speaker 1>You just get to stand there with your arms loosely
<v Speaker 1>touching the guy's at lower back and you stand there
<v Speaker 1>for like ten minutes. I really want to I wish
<v Speaker 1>we had an image of Gorilla Monsoon's office at the headquarters,
<v Speaker 1>Like I really want to see what his office was like,
<v Speaker 1>like what it looked like.
<v Speaker 2>I always perceived him as having a road office, not
<v Speaker 2>an office in the tower.
<v Speaker 1>But maybe, yeah, you don't think. I imagine he must
<v Speaker 1>have had an office, you know, at the at the
<v Speaker 1>building at some point. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>O interesting what a Dutch boy haircut on a fucking
<v Speaker 2>dance biby Huh?
<v Speaker 1>He looks like a fucking idiot.
<v Speaker 2>Mongolian chopped to get free of the bear hug Monsoon says,
<v Speaker 2>getting your holiday season, So he thought he'd ring the
<v Speaker 2>bell here. What's the date on this match? Hear the
<v Speaker 2>holiday season?
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it's a November twenty fifth, ninety five. Grill
<v Speaker 1>is thinking about that turkey. Absolutely, he is hungary. And
<v Speaker 1>this was I believe I looked up too. This was
<v Speaker 1>the Monday before Thanksgiving, so he is really hungry.
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of which, did my eyes deceive me? Or did
<v Speaker 2>you not counter pumpkin spice in the wild already?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I did?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, boss, it's like one hundred threes outside.
<v Speaker 2>You can't be making hay about that.
<v Speaker 1>It's way too early. And it's never too early? What
<v Speaker 1>never too early? It's there. It means it's okay, wow,
<v Speaker 1>someone put it out. It means it's okay.
<v Speaker 2>You mean it's okay to start thinking about a day
<v Speaker 2>that's so wind swept in gray with orange leaves that
<v Speaker 2>I feel okay wearing long pants again.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I started thinking about that in February. Oh
<v Speaker 1>give me the fucking fall. God. Oh I'm over summer already.
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's been brutal so far. It's been brutal. Spend
<v Speaker 1>some days I.
<v Speaker 2>Go outside, I'm like, what the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 1>Like what am I supposed to do with this? I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, let me tell you what really kicked it
<v Speaker 1>off for me was when so when I went to
<v Speaker 1>Saint Louis fans, because that was fucking brutal. And I
<v Speaker 1>didn't I knew that that that you know, Saint Louis
<v Speaker 1>is technically like south of New England. If you look
<v Speaker 1>at the map, like, it's not the ocean breeze, that's
<v Speaker 1>the key. It's hard, right, But but it was just
<v Speaker 1>fucking miserable, absolutely miser You get off the fucking plane,
<v Speaker 1>it's like we cut off and at the fucking equator.
<v Speaker 1>It was awful. It was just miserable. I'm like, this
<v Speaker 1>fucking s oh, awful, fucking hate summer. So you're gonna
<v Speaker 1>be a cranky guy. When you walk into a comedy
<v Speaker 1>village the lap.
<v Speaker 7>Fan takes on Times Square tickets at comedy village dot com.
<v Speaker 7>There goes the neighborhood. You fucking bitch, that's.
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be what you're saying. Let me tell you if
<v Speaker 1>the ac better not fucking be broken, wouldn't that be
<v Speaker 1>the kind of thing that would happened to us? Ah,
<v Speaker 1>fucking Times Square, just like soaking up the fucking sound
<v Speaker 1>like it's Burbank, California.
<v Speaker 2>You make up with no voice, Jesus, and then there's.
<v Speaker 1>No gladly, gladly give me no voice. Fine, oh man,
<v Speaker 1>that would that would just be I mean, Times Square
<v Speaker 1>August third. There's only there's only one. There's only one
<v Speaker 1>worse time to be in New York City than all
<v Speaker 1>summer long. And that's the first day that it gets
<v Speaker 1>really like that, that the sun's out and you feel
<v Speaker 1>heat in the city because all the ship that's on
<v Speaker 1>the streets smell all the yeah, exactly, you smell the piss.
<v Speaker 1>You smell like the fucking New Year's beer that has
<v Speaker 1>been fucking frozen into the into the streets since January first.
<v Speaker 1>Everything stinks.
<v Speaker 2>I invite you to go from that mental image to
<v Speaker 2>October third in the city.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's a beautiful time, is it. It's a beautiful
<v Speaker 1>I'm just walking up and down the streets with a
<v Speaker 1>fucking pumpkin spice right in my hand.
<v Speaker 2>Where you wear the same thing in the outdoors and
<v Speaker 2>outdoors to me, that's that's the perfect weather is when
<v Speaker 2>I don't have to take my coat off in or outside,
<v Speaker 2>or I don't have a coat on and it's fine
<v Speaker 2>in the outside where it gets this hot the ac
<v Speaker 2>cranks so much that you're actually cold inside.
<v Speaker 1>Yep.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, folks, know, the key to life is that
<v Speaker 2>seamlessness invisible weather I call it. I need to be
<v Speaker 2>able to go seamlessly from indoor to outdoor without any
<v Speaker 2>kind of uh and the engineering.
<v Speaker 1>And that's what makes honestly, that's what makes a living
<v Speaker 1>and fall, Yes it does. But that's also what makes
<v Speaker 1>spring and fall so magical because what you're doing is
<v Speaker 1>in the fall, the temperatures are going down, so you
<v Speaker 1>are you know, you're putting on clothes that are like
<v Speaker 1>you're saying, like you know, that's you put on long pans,
<v Speaker 1>you put on a shirt, but you don't need a jacket.
<v Speaker 1>Like again, like you said clothes that you just go
<v Speaker 1>in and out hoodie then exactly. But then in the
<v Speaker 1>spring it's the same temperature. But because the temperature is
<v Speaker 1>going up, you just wear comfortable clothes, you know, like
<v Speaker 1>you know, you don't have to think about, wait a minute,
<v Speaker 1>should I wear Should I wear this dark colored shirt
<v Speaker 1>because the sun's gonna be brutal? No, because it's just comfortable. Now,
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, maybe I have to think a lot
<v Speaker 1>about it. Misery, misery exactly, you're headed towards misery. I
<v Speaker 1>have to think about how little I can wear without
<v Speaker 1>being completely offensive to people. Just awful? Shoot me. Fucking
<v Speaker 1>the summer sucks.
<v Speaker 5>It's the Last Tan Wrestling podcast. H the wrestling podcast
<v Speaker 5>that knows the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan.
<v Speaker 5>He's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnasio,
<v Speaker 5>m JP sorrow words, fucking say sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of which, Dan Spivey with an Irish whip a
<v Speaker 2>dropped down and uh Terry Gibbs punts him down for two.
<v Speaker 2>Gorilla Monsoon says, you can't go for a backdrop and
<v Speaker 2>take your eyes off of your opponent and drop your
<v Speaker 2>head like that and I'm thinking there's no other way
<v Speaker 2>to go to for a.
<v Speaker 1>Backdrop shove bomp.
<v Speaker 2>Hangman's new neck breaker by Terry Gibbs. He's applauding himself
<v Speaker 2>because no one else in the garden is.
<v Speaker 1>Month Soon says that one, which is that's a good one.
<v Speaker 1>That's the fucking greatest Gorilla line I've ever heard of
<v Speaker 1>my life.
<v Speaker 2>Those two counter Terry Gibbs back up, gets on the
<v Speaker 2>bear hug Months.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this in fact his matches, this going
<v Speaker 1>on this long is just just an understand Gorilla doesn't
<v Speaker 1>understand why Terry Gibbs didn't have too much success to
<v Speaker 1>begin with.
<v Speaker 2>He'd be going back to the sleeper. I'm thinking the
<v Speaker 2>same thing. He also notices the absence of Jesse Ventra,
<v Speaker 2>who apparently is in the locker room putting on paraphernalia.
<v Speaker 1>What he's just put on para ferila in the middle
<v Speaker 1>of the show. I don't know, we're in paraphernalia. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>Spivey Tray's elbowing out. Yeah, whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Spivey breaks through the hip toss, gets the ropes, totally
<v Speaker 2>whiffs on a high elbow, so we have more of
<v Speaker 2>a match to deal with. And then Terry Gibbs with
<v Speaker 2>a whip and a backdrop gets to Monsoon does it again.
<v Speaker 2>He says he's got his right arm out there already.
<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna get a three count that way. Reverse whip.
<v Speaker 2>Spivey grabs hug Terry Gibbs. Rakes tries to go to
<v Speaker 2>the corner and Dan Spivey rams him in, and then
<v Speaker 2>Gibbs starts begging off.
<v Speaker 1>Crowd is supposed to.
<v Speaker 2>Want it at this point, but they don't. They don't
<v Speaker 2>care if Dan Spivey comes back, hip toss out of
<v Speaker 2>the corner body slam, which.
<v Speaker 1>Is because you know what, and and listen, nobody wants
<v Speaker 1>a guy named Dan to fucking win shit, right, It's
<v Speaker 1>like having a Barry is fucking champion, all right, Like
<v Speaker 1>it's just a joke.
<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe they read that scintillating article in WWAF magazine
<v Speaker 2>and can't wait to see this guy going to the top.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the same thing. You don't want a guy named
<v Speaker 1>fucking Ted winning anything either.
<v Speaker 2>It's a long way down in that elbow drop, which
<v Speaker 2>is a good point Gorilla makes. When Spivey misses it,
<v Speaker 2>it gets to count, crowd starts booing. Spivey drops a leg.
<v Speaker 2>I swear to god, he drops a leg, He drops
<v Speaker 2>a full leg, drop with yellow boots on. I could
<v Speaker 2>not believe my eyes. Frankly, I really couldn't, because it
<v Speaker 2>only gets a two. It's not even the finish. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>that's just what if?
<v Speaker 1>What if? What if he dropped? What if Spivey goes
<v Speaker 1>for a fucking elbow drop, Terry Gibbs moves, Terry Gibbs
<v Speaker 1>moves out of the way, and and and Danny Spivey goes,
<v Speaker 1>and then there's something. He makes a hole in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and he just keeps falling. He just keeps going down,
<v Speaker 1>like breaks a fucking center, you know, just keeps like
<v Speaker 1>drilling a hole in the earth as he just fucking falls.
<v Speaker 2>If it was if it was possible, Russo would have
<v Speaker 2>done it. He used to love going through the ring
<v Speaker 2>and ship like that. Yeah, So Spivey drops a clean
<v Speaker 2>leg as if he wasn't imitating whole coked enough to
<v Speaker 2>begin with. That only gets two. And then Davy's Dave
<v Speaker 2>Dancepiby hooks up a bulldog out of the corner. That's
<v Speaker 2>his finisher. As Gorilla says, call me a cab. This
<v Speaker 2>one's over one two three Dance Bive. He defeats Terry
<v Speaker 2>Gibbs here on Best of Volume eight Ginokril and now
<v Speaker 2>to introduce our next participant, Billy Jack Haynes.
<v Speaker 1>Great like that's this is just gonna be fucking bad
<v Speaker 1>all around.
<v Speaker 3>An unusual case is the one of Billy Jack Kynes.
<v Speaker 2>Say that again, you're not kidding. I isolated that sound.
<v Speaker 3>An unusual place is the one of Billy Jack Haynes.
<v Speaker 1>That's gonna come also used unusually from June twenty seventh,
<v Speaker 1>ninety six of the Boston gad And.
<v Speaker 3>Some fans may recalled that Billy Jack made a brief
<v Speaker 3>appearance of the World Wrestling Federation at the end of nineteen.
<v Speaker 1>Eighty film We'll call that.
<v Speaker 3>However, he felt that he simply wasn't ready both physically.
<v Speaker 3>World Wrestling Federation officials went back to Oregon for their training,
<v Speaker 3>and now has emerged once again to take his place
<v Speaker 3>amongst those seeking to climb the ladder towards a check sham.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, do they really expect us to get excited
<v Speaker 2>about Billy Jack Kynes going for the belt?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I listened, I've never gotten excited about Billy
<v Speaker 1>Jackkynes at all. I think he you know, listen, he's
<v Speaker 1>got obviously he's got an incredible physique, but he's got
<v Speaker 1>a really bad face, really bad. What do you mean
<v Speaker 1>by bad that it just listen, he does not have
<v Speaker 1>the face of an individual who I want to see succeed,
<v Speaker 1>all right, he looks like he looks like a dumber
<v Speaker 1>fucking uh uh Steve Williams, that's true. He doesn't like Steve.
<v Speaker 1>You know, he looks like a fucking dumber Steve Williams,
<v Speaker 1>And Steve Williams looks fucking dumb as it is.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why they took the why they bothered
<v Speaker 2>to mention that he was there in eighty four. I
<v Speaker 2>don't get that at all.
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, no one, listen, I didn't I didn't know.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't care. No, I didn't fucking care. Okay, I
<v Speaker 1>don't care. I think Billy Jack Hayes is one of
<v Speaker 1>the biggest fucking jokes. Let's get them to mention the
<v Speaker 1>fact that he's a fucking murderer. But Jesus, let's get.
<v Speaker 2>The first guy to testify in Vince's trial, moondog Rex
<v Speaker 2>Randy Colly, to take on Billy Jack Haynes. Here who
<v Speaker 2>does a headlock and a lift and a dump of
<v Speaker 2>the back souplex and it comes up with a lariat.
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you, you know with Randy Coyle Callie a little
<v Speaker 2>roided up to he's a fat fortherfucker, but he's got
<v Speaker 2>like some bulk all.
<v Speaker 1>Of a sudden.
<v Speaker 2>He talked about that in the trial hilariously, that this
<v Speaker 2>guy felt pressure to get on the gas.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Actually it's kind of funny. You'd think that he'd
<v Speaker 1>be pressured to not share his gas, to have no gas. Now.
<v Speaker 2>Jeane, to his point, calls, just make this match better.
<v Speaker 2>Gene okerlands on Color by the way, uh calls that
<v Speaker 2>clothes line from Billy Jack a prudently timed clothes line.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and dok rillamontsoon says, uh, Billy Jack
<v Speaker 2>is going to be around along time. Well, it depends
<v Speaker 2>where you mean. Not on the WWF but side Backbreaker
<v Speaker 2>Rex is taken over again. We got to deal with
<v Speaker 2>these guys who are being spotlighted. This is Boston Garden,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, getting knocked around for most of the match,
<v Speaker 2>just being made to look less than interesting. It is
<v Speaker 2>the beste Geene talks about Billy Jack being a very
<v Speaker 2>articulate young man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very nice guy. Oh, God Almighty.
<v Speaker 2>Who really calls him an extremely nice guy? I mean, God, damn,
<v Speaker 2>is that fucking ironic? Subdued crowd to say the least.
<v Speaker 1>I was looking for the championship banners. I didn't see any,
<v Speaker 1>which was kind of weird.
<v Speaker 2>God and find Yeah, that is weird, the god obscured
<v Speaker 2>by darkness.
<v Speaker 1>I guess. I looked at all the ceiling in there,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, they did not see any championship banners.
<v Speaker 2>It's a subdued crowd, to say the least. They did
<v Speaker 2>not show up to see Billy Jack Haynes. Did Billy
<v Speaker 2>Jack have an l JN. I think he did, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I believe so. So you got Rex following him around
<v Speaker 2>trying to scratch him, and Monsoon says someone didn't bothered
<v Speaker 2>to check the fingernails before the match started from the commission,
<v Speaker 2>as per required, There's a two count from Rex on
<v Speaker 2>a knee drop and you can hear I think a
<v Speaker 2>faint boring chant. Finally, Billy Jack Elbot was.
<v Speaker 1>It a boring chant? Because I couldn't tell you. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I know it had the cadence of boring or Irwin,
<v Speaker 1>but I wasn't sure which one it was. I know,
<v Speaker 1>definitely not Irwin, but I wasn't sure if it was
<v Speaker 1>like something else because it didn't sound like boring to me.
<v Speaker 1>But it definitely had the cadence of boring.
<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm with you there. It was boring and the
<v Speaker 2>crowd did not care at all.
<v Speaker 1>It was Billy Jack. But he, yes, he has a
<v Speaker 1>fucking actually he might have had. Did he have one
<v Speaker 1>or two l jans?
<v Speaker 9>Oh?
<v Speaker 1>I guess no, No, he had one l JAM But he
<v Speaker 1>had a hat that could that was removable.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that's a that's an interesting accessory. Didn't always
<v Speaker 2>see those.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, my god, you know, I'm surprised they didn't
<v Speaker 1>have a fucking uh you know, no, some Swigler fucking
<v Speaker 1>l j N. Well, if we did, that was a
<v Speaker 1>good one. That was really good.
<v Speaker 2>I bet if we did the lj N list, the
<v Speaker 2>guy in the bottom would be even more pathetic than Skinner.
<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you probably.
<v Speaker 1>Or probably no, no, no, no, no, no no, it's the
<v Speaker 1>fucking outback jacket. Yeah yeah, yeah, amen, that's the most
<v Speaker 1>pathetic one. They had fucking moondog ones that I didn't know.
<v Speaker 1>All right, now, now I'm looking at no. Oh no, no,
<v Speaker 1>they're customs. They're customs. Going to say, I don't think so.
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say no way when they should have.
<v Speaker 2>Lady Colly had with Vince over trying to claim that
<v Speaker 2>he had the intellectual property rights to the demolition gimmick
<v Speaker 2>because there was some conversation that he argued in court
<v Speaker 2>formed a verbal contract. And remember from the trial of
<v Speaker 2>his life, that's where they got most of their witnesses
<v Speaker 2>from the government. It was people who who had ever
<v Speaker 2>sued Vince for any reason. These basically called them all
<v Speaker 2>his witnesses, hoping that they'd shop on Vince. Uh so,
<v Speaker 2>Billy Jack elbows free tackle, down goes Rex, but uh
<v Speaker 2>missus an elbow drop, no reaction.
<v Speaker 1>Whatsoever to that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, Hayes is throwing punch, Haines is throwing punches,
<v Speaker 2>but there's really a stunning lack of reaction to it.
<v Speaker 2>He drops, Rex rams him across his knee, blah blah blah.
<v Speaker 2>At one point, Jeane says that Rex is going Caddy
<v Speaker 2>wampus over the top.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what now, Catti wampus over the top. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with that.
<v Speaker 2>Which means to be a skew, crooked, or not properly aligned.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for that contribution to uh WWF commentary canon
<v Speaker 2>Gene Okerland, Cattiwampus.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Jack Haynes, is that for sure? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>No shit nicely called Caddy wampus sounds like a some
<v Speaker 2>of the would have wrestled a velvet. McIntyre also says
<v Speaker 2>Rex may have been opened up a little bit of
<v Speaker 2>the facial area.
<v Speaker 1>He did get he did get busted open.
<v Speaker 2>Back, and Billy Jack whiffs on a drop kick girl.
<v Speaker 2>Munson still calls it a beauty. So Haines is ailing.
<v Speaker 1>He does call it a he does call it. It's
<v Speaker 1>so stupid. I mean, you know it's not only the
<v Speaker 1>worst in ring, it's worse on commentary as well. The
<v Speaker 1>w W W Gorilla get worse the more we hear
<v Speaker 1>him or better. No, listen, I love Gorilla, but Gorilla
<v Speaker 1>back at this in this period of time, he's just
<v Speaker 1>he's not interesting, He's lazy. He's or Alley right exactly,
<v Speaker 1>you know, like there's just just a he got better
<v Speaker 1>as as you know towards the nineties.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he rose to the occasion when the atmosphere was
<v Speaker 2>special he could feel happening around him. He rose to
<v Speaker 2>the level of like a presenter. But when left, you know,
<v Speaker 2>just for a run of the mill match, he's gonna
<v Speaker 2>nine times out of the ten he's gonna choose to
<v Speaker 2>amuse himself over at you know, right, gets.
<v Speaker 1>A product over. I can see him fucking flick, like
<v Speaker 1>flicking his cock during matches like this.
<v Speaker 2>When I heard that the talent used to really get
<v Speaker 2>pissed off at how much he would call them out
<v Speaker 2>for bad pin covers, knowing full well that they're not
<v Speaker 2>supposed to cover the guy perfectly until it's the finish
<v Speaker 2>per like protocol. I can't unhear that or unsee that.
<v Speaker 2>Now that I watch him commentate a match, it's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I used to just think, oh, that's a cool,
<v Speaker 2>little quirky thing Gorilla does is call people out for
<v Speaker 2>shitty covers, that the more announcers should do that. But
<v Speaker 2>to hear that it pissed the wrestlers off to no
<v Speaker 2>end because it was basically Gorilla masturbating himself, like as
<v Speaker 2>a guy who's too smart to you know, to be fooled,
<v Speaker 2>thinking that could be a near fall when all he
<v Speaker 2>really was leveraging was the fact that he knew that
<v Speaker 2>the finish wasn't coming yet, you know, and just made
<v Speaker 2>the wrestlers look like they didn't know what they were doing,
<v Speaker 2>when in fact they weren't supposed to make anything but
<v Speaker 2>the finishing cover look perfect or look tight.
<v Speaker 1>Is it's kind of funny, like like that's such a
<v Speaker 1>stupid Yeah, that is really stupid.
<v Speaker 2>You would think every cover should look They said the
<v Speaker 2>same thing about Michael Cole, where like he if he's
<v Speaker 2>being very verbal towards the one too, you know it's
<v Speaker 2>going to be the near fall. But if he goes
<v Speaker 2>kind of quiet, you know it's the finish. And like
<v Speaker 2>it works like every time you just tell by the
<v Speaker 2>timber of his voice, because you kind of lay out
<v Speaker 2>when it's the finish, you know, more so than if
<v Speaker 2>it's a near fall that you're trying to overemphasize and
<v Speaker 2>over over sell. So Guarrell Monsoon still putting over the
<v Speaker 2>dropkick as Billy Jack Hanes ales on the canvas having
<v Speaker 2>missed said dropkick.
<v Speaker 1>Yep, he's a fucking goof.
<v Speaker 2>Gene even speculates the Reft might have to call this
<v Speaker 2>dude to injury at some point, and relative to the
<v Speaker 2>blood on Rex and grill assist. The blood has to
<v Speaker 2>get in the eyes for it to be a real concern. Finally,
<v Speaker 2>Billy Jackkines pulls out a leap frog and drops him
<v Speaker 2>on a lariat. Screams, come on, get up, and Billy
<v Speaker 2>Jap slaps on a full nelson and wrestles him down
<v Speaker 2>to the canvass in the hold and gets the submission.
<v Speaker 2>As the bell sounds, Gene says, that works and excellently
<v Speaker 2>executed full nelson. Great, he really turns it on, puts
<v Speaker 2>the pressure on. He said, he's going to be a
<v Speaker 2>big one here, Billy Jackknes and the World Wrestling Federation
<v Speaker 2>smattering of booze. Certainly not a course of cheers.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>As we transition to Junkyard Dog versus.
<v Speaker 3>Bundy, the Junkyard Dog as Benny, if you know, is
<v Speaker 3>one of the most popular wrestlers, and I wonder if
<v Speaker 3>it isn't an insane jealousy all this popular that has
<v Speaker 3>made jy D a target of so many men. First
<v Speaker 3>there was Terry fun then the adorable Adriana Danas and
<v Speaker 3>now certainly his biggest opponent. You're managed by Bobby the
<v Speaker 3>Brain heating four hundred and sixty thousands called King Kong Bundy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, it's from June fourteenth, ninety six at Madison Square.
<v Speaker 2>Guard you very much. It's a hot summer Grilla Monsoon
<v Speaker 2>and all on the call they lock up and break
<v Speaker 2>and Al says, without a doubt, the man most likely
<v Speaker 2>to thrown Hulk Cogan and that sad situation where to
<v Speaker 2>take place would be King Kong Bundy, and Monsoon says,
<v Speaker 2>Truer words were never spoken, and I'm thinking yes and
<v Speaker 2>pro wrestling, that's probably true. All it takes is one
<v Speaker 2>human avalanche, they say, and talk about what a remarkable
<v Speaker 2>athlete five hundred pounds or so being so lead in
<v Speaker 2>his feet. Bundy is okay, yeah, he's laying his.
<v Speaker 1>Feet all right, Yeah yeah, Jesus Christ for the marshamallow
<v Speaker 1>the worst SIUs. Seriously again, you gotta really look get
<v Speaker 1>his fucking his his his the way his barque. It's
<v Speaker 1>really not appropriate, not at all.
<v Speaker 2>Shaped like a fucking he's shaped like a fugal, like
<v Speaker 2>the flat pug.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, that yeah, exactly, he is shaped. You're right, and.
<v Speaker 2>That's not acceptable. But you can't like be shaped like that.
<v Speaker 2>You can't be shaped like a Minion's ice cream bar
<v Speaker 2>from the fucking.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that, right, I mean he's and he's like
<v Speaker 1>he he looks like he's got you know, like he's
<v Speaker 1>flat like that, you know, with like curved edges. That's
<v Speaker 1>what he looks like. That's like a flat back. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>That makes that's the extra goofy part of him. You're right, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>because it's wide and flat. It's like, no, no, no,
<v Speaker 1>you're not a.
<v Speaker 2>Movie You're not a movie projection screen. Okay, You're a human.
<v Speaker 1>Being, right like act like it.
<v Speaker 2>So to the corner off the lock up j White
<v Speaker 2>with his fist cock but the ref is mad that
<v Speaker 2>Bundy is not doing something about it, I guess, and
<v Speaker 2>Jyd's chance are thundering Green Garden, but he's you.
<v Speaker 1>You should be angry that fucking Bundy is not doing
<v Speaker 1>anything at all. That's what he normally does.
<v Speaker 2>I was opening with the Colisseum of WrestleMania two behind
<v Speaker 2>us that on the collection we would get less of
<v Speaker 2>Bundy's the biggest threat to Hogan style stuff. But they're
<v Speaker 2>still playing that card for sure.
<v Speaker 1>What was the date again? Six fourteen?
<v Speaker 2>This is post and they're still talking about Bundy. Is
<v Speaker 2>the biggest threat lock up to the corner. Dick Kroll,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, is presiding and he tries to get
<v Speaker 2>between these two, but the blocks j Wad's arm on
<v Speaker 2>the punch attempt. I don't know why he's got. It's
<v Speaker 2>a hard on for stopping Jad from punching Bundy. But
<v Speaker 2>by doing that, Bundy gets on the dog and they
<v Speaker 2>scream at him for give me a break. What was
<v Speaker 2>that for getting involved, which I think is a very
<v Speaker 2>fair point Bundy though, missus nilbow drop and Jyd goes
<v Speaker 2>off with all four's headbutts and Bundy bales to Heenan,
<v Speaker 2>who's rubbing the bald head of Bundy and trying to
<v Speaker 2>console him. Al says Bundy is suffering, and then that
<v Speaker 2>was the case before the match. In after the match, indeed,
<v Speaker 2>Bundy looks to the crowd for a second. They're up,
<v Speaker 2>pointing and ready and T shirts and jeans to fuck
<v Speaker 2>this guy up.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I don't know something. Something during
<v Speaker 1>this match just forced an image in my brain of
<v Speaker 1>the hairless Bundance, completely naked, sure getting a blowjob, sitting
<v Speaker 1>in a lounge chair. Like just a lot of spell images,
<v Speaker 1>just awful, a lot lots spelling over the edges there,
<v Speaker 1>like exactly, there's just a lot of of like I
<v Speaker 1>don't know why. I mean, it's my brain, so that's why.
<v Speaker 1>But like I just was, like, you know, after a match,
<v Speaker 1>he's got a fucking prostitute and he's just naked, hairless,
<v Speaker 1>sweat under his tits. Yes, well, he said, here's the problem.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't even have bitch tits, Like why did he
<v Speaker 1>and Andre get away with that? Who fucking allowed that
<v Speaker 1>to happen? Andre and fucking King Kong Bunny two the
<v Speaker 1>fattest fucks in the company. Yeah, they don't have tits
<v Speaker 1>hanging over their fucking tights though, curvature at all. It's
<v Speaker 1>all flat. Yeah. Yeah, you look at fucking uh uh
<v Speaker 1>uh may bowl you know, in in his later days
<v Speaker 1>degree place, see w days, it's like you could fucking
<v Speaker 1>you literally could feed a baby. Yeah that, but you
<v Speaker 1>could also like store stuff under there like they would.
<v Speaker 1>There's that much weight going down over over his body
<v Speaker 1>with those tits. Fucking Christ wrong with him? You lift
<v Speaker 1>it up and put like a dime bag under there
<v Speaker 1>or something you could. You couldn't tell me that, listen,
<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you when he died. They lifted up his
<v Speaker 1>tits and there was like three thousand dollars in cam Do.
<v Speaker 2>You think you put any etcetern under there? Because Gorilla
<v Speaker 2>can't stop talking about how uh the pain that fundy
<v Speaker 2>seems to be and seems like an Eccentrin headache number five?
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Christ, do you get a fucking product placement here?
<v Speaker 9>Girl?
<v Speaker 1>Do you recall the reference?
<v Speaker 9>Though?
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what that is? A series of Etceterrin
<v Speaker 2>commercials A campaign?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they came out with a different number headache for
<v Speaker 2>oh my, different scenarios. It sounded I don't know. We
<v Speaker 2>once did the Tasty cake break when Grilla Monsoon made
<v Speaker 2>a Tasty cake break reference on one of these Colisseum collections,
<v Speaker 2>and I just whatever, it gives me excuse to watch
<v Speaker 2>nineteen seventies TV commercials.
<v Speaker 1>I do. Yeah, And here's a little flavor.
<v Speaker 9>Get it me et Ceterrin Headache number thirty nine. You
<v Speaker 9>don't need to measure my foot.
<v Speaker 10>I know it's for a triple A now as I
<v Speaker 10>read this.
<v Speaker 1>Is what's his name?
<v Speaker 10>That must be there?
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I've always had growing leg it must be your foot.
<v Speaker 9>Now listen, are you trying to get funny?
<v Speaker 10>About my feet.
<v Speaker 11>Well, you excuse me, I think I need some Excedrin Etceterrin. Huh,
<v Speaker 11>you know the extra strength pain reliever.
<v Speaker 9>Are you implying I've given you a headache?
<v Speaker 10>Pain in the head known also as an Excedrin headache.
<v Speaker 9>Life is full of Excedrin headaches. That's why you should
<v Speaker 9>get a bottle full of etcetern tablets, each fifty percent
<v Speaker 9>stronger than an ashpen tablet for a leaf of headache pain.
<v Speaker 9>So if you get Exceedrin headaches, why take anything less?
<v Speaker 10>You must be thinking of the size of something else where.
<v Speaker 9>Fucking dick cabin Excedrin headache number twenty four, what's for?
<v Speaker 10>We've had livers so many times in the last month.
<v Speaker 9>I'm I'm going to eat your liver.
<v Speaker 10>Negative zero liver is going into my mind. Liver is
<v Speaker 10>good for you. With liver, you can live.
<v Speaker 11>I'm going to risk my life by not eating liver
<v Speaker 11>for three days. Somebody has to take a stand on
<v Speaker 11>this thing, and I'm gonna. I'd rather stand on it
<v Speaker 11>than I look in the mirror, I see liver.
<v Speaker 10>I look like liver. Oh that's funny.
<v Speaker 2>Oh what are you taking?
<v Speaker 10>That little bottle of ask?
<v Speaker 9>Not an you have a headache.
<v Speaker 10>Huh Excedrin headache.
<v Speaker 9>Oh, life is full of Excea, but Exceedrin relief comes
<v Speaker 9>only from these tablets, each fifty percent stronger than an
<v Speaker 9>aspirin for relief of headache pain. For Excedrin headaches, get Excedrin.
<v Speaker 1>Relief, and finally.
<v Speaker 9>Excedrin headache number forty four. Driving home, I'll never go
<v Speaker 9>to the beach on Sunday again.
<v Speaker 10>No, a bad idea.
<v Speaker 9>Should get the kids to flate that dolphin.
<v Speaker 1>It's sticking right in my neck.
<v Speaker 10>Pull the thing out of that fish. Were you down long?
<v Speaker 9>Your daddy can't see out the back window.
<v Speaker 10>Pull a plug out.
<v Speaker 1>Pull the ball there, got around all it's gone.
<v Speaker 9>Oh no, Georgie has to go to the bath roat.
<v Speaker 10>Listen, would you give me? Would you give me that
<v Speaker 10>that Etceteran bottle? Oh, you got a headache?
<v Speaker 1>I have an Excedrin headache.
<v Speaker 9>Life is full of Excedrin headaches. That's why you should
<v Speaker 9>get a bottle full of Etceteran tablets, each fifty percent
<v Speaker 9>stronger than an ashen tablet for a leaf of headache pain.
<v Speaker 9>So if you get Etceterrin headaches, why take anything less?
<v Speaker 10>Give me the thermos.
<v Speaker 2>God, gorilla sitting at home watching it.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes, you know, why don't you go get yourself
<v Speaker 1>a full bucket of etcetera, et cetera. Heading number five.
<v Speaker 1>Al oh, Lordship that the King? Yeah, the King kung
<v Speaker 1>Bundy headache. That's in fucking etcetera commercial number.
<v Speaker 2>Four apparently, Yeah, I couldn't find excetern headache number five.
<v Speaker 2>I'm already in the forties here, but there you have it.
<v Speaker 2>Someone that have survived monsoon.
<v Speaker 1>Says, happened in the nineteen fifties.
<v Speaker 2>I know, seriously, it probably goes back that far. Monsoon
<v Speaker 2>says the Big King Conger making his way back out
<v Speaker 2>of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I fucking yep, I have that one, because he
<v Speaker 1>sounds like a goofball, the.
<v Speaker 4>Big King Conger making his way back into the ring
<v Speaker 4>here in the garden.
<v Speaker 1>I don't and that's not a thing the King call.
<v Speaker 1>You can't just make that up. Fucking Christy with the
<v Speaker 1>need of the.
<v Speaker 2>Gut, they slug it out of the corner of the
<v Speaker 2>dog catching and said, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Later on we have the Big King Tonga.
<v Speaker 2>On King on King's Hawaiian I believe.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, I would imagine that my relatives would call him
<v Speaker 1>the Big king tonger. My grandmother would probably calling that's
<v Speaker 1>how ted Rzebi pronounced it. Damn might he did.
<v Speaker 2>Dog catching up with some hands and head butt. Bundy
<v Speaker 2>stumbles to the corner. Whipped the corner, Bundy hits and
<v Speaker 2>kick kick fires off, and Monsoon says the ring is
<v Speaker 2>shifted a foot and a half on that impact. Al
<v Speaker 2>actually laughs at that, which is great. And then Bundy
<v Speaker 2>runs over a dog with a clothesline makes him noise
<v Speaker 2>like he's finishing an orgasm or something.
<v Speaker 1>Pretty much.
<v Speaker 2>He drops a fist and gets two, digs in and
<v Speaker 2>knead of the chest and gets two. Does Bundy Jyd
<v Speaker 2>chance break out again as they come back up a
<v Speaker 2>whip and Jyd ducks and starts throwing Bundy's wobbling big
<v Speaker 2>head butt right downtown with a right hand. And finally
<v Speaker 2>Bundy goes timber. That gets a pop and a two
<v Speaker 2>count for the dog they bought. That one is the
<v Speaker 2>near fall. The dog does the slow timber head butt
<v Speaker 2>and lands on his fucking face like him, moron, there's
<v Speaker 2>nothing When he misses that head butt, he looks like
<v Speaker 2>the biggest.
<v Speaker 1>Idiot in the world. Yep, And Bundy sorts so true,
<v Speaker 1>just fucking again, a fucking goof.
<v Speaker 2>So both are now slugging it out on their knees
<v Speaker 2>and Jyde's building back to his feet, and the chance
<v Speaker 2>start going again, and all this guy's doing is punching,
<v Speaker 2>and they're going crazy for the motherfucker. So credit to
<v Speaker 2>the dog, three to the gut, one upstairs whip. Both
<v Speaker 2>meet in the middle with a clothes line and go timber.
<v Speaker 1>Nice visuals.
<v Speaker 2>Both guys collide and fall, then both get up and
<v Speaker 2>keeps slugging. One strapped down on Bundy. And when one
<v Speaker 2>strapped is down on Bundy, you see a lot of
<v Speaker 2>that of that chest. You see a lot more than
<v Speaker 2>we're a customed to seeing it.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know that's not not okay. Why I don't
<v Speaker 1>know at all? It's not okay. It's not okay.
<v Speaker 2>Cuts dug off with a knee and a right down,
<v Speaker 2>goes the dog of Bundy's saunders over and drops a
<v Speaker 2>big elbow for two puts on a sleeper. Ref checks
<v Speaker 2>jvd's arm. It drops three times. I promise, go and
<v Speaker 2>count yourself. It drops three times, but the ref just
<v Speaker 2>lifts it again. On the fourth he builds back up.
<v Speaker 2>It's not a finish, Monson says, look at the cranium
<v Speaker 2>on King Kong, Bundy.
<v Speaker 1>They cut to heenan I'd rather not.
<v Speaker 2>He's, of course cornering Bundy with his mouth frozen open
<v Speaker 2>at ringside, fully focusing on what's happening, or maybe thinking
<v Speaker 2>about something else entirely. But Al says, I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if Joey De can breathe properly appropriately, depends what time
<v Speaker 2>of night it is, Alfred.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and if he's got to see papin.
<v Speaker 2>Wight he stands the or some back elbows, gets free,
<v Speaker 2>comes off the ropes barely and goes for the tackle.
<v Speaker 2>But Bundy doesn't budge another one. Jdy hits the ropes
<v Speaker 2>like I'll tell JD hits the ropes like he's trying
<v Speaker 2>to throw himself over them, you know, like he's trying
<v Speaker 2>to take it.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and then yeah, I could be the name of
<v Speaker 1>fucking Bundy's autobiography. Bundy doesn't budge.
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't or fudge you the whale. Bundy doesn't fudge you
<v Speaker 2>the whale. As he hits the ropes, this is a
<v Speaker 2>big splash, quite the sight with one strap down, but
<v Speaker 2>he misses the splash. JWD slugs away, hits the ropes,
<v Speaker 2>but the brain grabs the leg. Camera totally misses that,
<v Speaker 2>but it distracts dog. A dog puts him down and
<v Speaker 2>Bundy splashes him and the bell goes off. Hayes doesn't
<v Speaker 2>know if the ref counted him out or not. Well,
<v Speaker 2>we didn't pick up whether our camera what even happened,
<v Speaker 2>but indeed think takes the mic and announces the wonder
<v Speaker 2>about as a result, they be disqualification is the junkyard
<v Speaker 2>dog and heine Utell. Heenan's in there directing traffic, telling
<v Speaker 2>Bundy to pick Jyd up, slaps him in the face
<v Speaker 2>over and over again, sour look on his face, calling
<v Speaker 2>for an avalanche on Bundy by Bundy, but jyd headbuts
<v Speaker 2>Heenan his Bundy is charging and they collide. Bundy and
<v Speaker 2>Heenan do and that is jyd out foxing the Heenan
<v Speaker 2>family and King Kong.
<v Speaker 1>Bundy.
<v Speaker 2>He hits the floor, grabs the chain and they get
<v Speaker 2>a they get animated as he raises his arm and
<v Speaker 2>the dog in the spotlight. Now, Jean's gonna tell us
<v Speaker 2>about Jimmy Jack funk?
<v Speaker 1>Is that right?
<v Speaker 9>Uh?
<v Speaker 1>He's getting better.
<v Speaker 3>Jesse Barr, the Funk family of Texas has produced a
<v Speaker 3>series of rough and tumble customers for many, many years.
<v Speaker 3>Dorry Funk Senior, Dorry Funk Junior, known as Haws Terrible Terry.
<v Speaker 3>But I don't think there's ever been anybody quite like
<v Speaker 3>the cousin Jimmy Jack Funk.
<v Speaker 1>Not wrong.
<v Speaker 3>The man walks around with a hangman's noose. There is
<v Speaker 3>a mask of the ring and come to think of it,
<v Speaker 3>everywhere else and his behavior there could be a little doubt.
<v Speaker 3>This young man is literally not it is right.
<v Speaker 1>Mind, Well, okay, if you if that's where you want
<v Speaker 1>to play it, pal, what do you I mean?
<v Speaker 2>The zero mask isn't a problem, right, it's it's it's
<v Speaker 2>character enhancement exactly.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, I listen. I have no problem with it.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a great idea. It's a great gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>Everything about it is just fine.
<v Speaker 2>All right, good, I'm glad you agree. Terry Gibbs is
<v Speaker 2>back in our television. No, it is Tony Greea. Sorry,
<v Speaker 2>not Terry Gibbs.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, seriously, might as well. He sucks as much.
<v Speaker 1>So fucking hate Tony Garea.
<v Speaker 2>Looks like a guy coming over for dinner. In nineteen
<v Speaker 2>seventy nine in an apartment.
<v Speaker 1>No, Tony Grea looks like a mom coming over to dinner.
<v Speaker 2>He's doing all of the old Garden offense, the big
<v Speaker 2>sunset flip and the build up of the punches and
<v Speaker 2>funks crank and they fast forward and you know he's
<v Speaker 2>doing the whole thing. Hey, if you look in the
<v Speaker 2>and the balcony, you see that met Life logo that
<v Speaker 2>Brian Penry ripped off to create the original WWF logo,
<v Speaker 2>and they get.
<v Speaker 1>The CS insist. So that's interesting.
<v Speaker 2>That's whereably we got the inspiration from. You go to
<v Speaker 2>the matches at the Garden and the fucking logos right
<v Speaker 2>there in your face. Back up, Jimmy Jack Funk hooks
<v Speaker 2>a sup lex but it's blocked, and Garrea lifts and
<v Speaker 2>dump some of the big soup lex. Jimmy Hart grabs
<v Speaker 2>the microphone during the course of the match from Gorilla
<v Speaker 2>or tries to get in the commentary broadcast.
<v Speaker 1>I just, yeah, I don't get this at all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Mahena does it later too. I guess this was
<v Speaker 2>a feature of the MSG broadcast. The heel manager's coming
<v Speaker 2>over and stealing a word over the broadcast. Hart says
<v Speaker 2>something to the efective ten thousand comedians out of work
<v Speaker 2>and you're trying to be one. We're gonna win this match.
<v Speaker 1>I don't like. I'll tell you what I don't like.
<v Speaker 1>I don't like Jimmy Hart managing the fund No.
<v Speaker 2>No, Jimmy Hart was giving so many random charges in
<v Speaker 2>eighty six it was kind of stupid, actually. But he
<v Speaker 2>also doesn't have to manage the hearts either. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>didn't hurt the hearts, but not necessarily. Sorry, the hearts,
<v Speaker 2>I'm okay with. I was okay with the heart because
<v Speaker 2>because he is a heart. You know, that's kind of worked,
<v Speaker 2>you know, like that. But the Funk's just weird, man,
<v Speaker 2>It's just fucking weird. Both battling on their knees and
<v Speaker 2>Grea rams Funk into the canvas. They pop for that,
<v Speaker 2>Grea lifting the hands like come on? Does the Bruno
<v Speaker 2>kicks even in a hip toss out of the corner
<v Speaker 2>and a drop kick and Jimmy Jack Funk flips and
<v Speaker 2>begs off in the corner. The crowd does not want
<v Speaker 2>him to grant the reprieve, however, so Garia yanks Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>Jack Funk out of the corner wishbones, his leg needs
<v Speaker 2>him on the balls reversed his The Irish whip is
<v Speaker 2>reversed though, and Tony Grea leaps into a cross body
<v Speaker 2>and there's a sloppy catch from Jimmy jack Funk which
<v Speaker 2>he converts converts to a lame power slam. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know how this is the best of the WWF, but
<v Speaker 2>it's one two three for Jimmy jack Funk aka Jesse
<v Speaker 2>Barr the Bastard.
<v Speaker 1>I actually didn't mind the power slam transition. That actually
<v Speaker 1>didn't bother look for you. I was okay with it,
<v Speaker 1>you know, because it it's one of those that it
<v Speaker 1>could be slopped, that wouldn't be something that you would
<v Speaker 1>do well.
<v Speaker 2>And yes, if you're wondering, this is the same Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>jack Funk that hung Ol Hayes from a tree during
<v Speaker 2>the barbecue segment.
<v Speaker 1>Line, which you know, obviously totally acceptable.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not mentioned ever again. Al Hayes. Harbor's no resentment
<v Speaker 2>or grudge towards the man or anything like that, right,
<v Speaker 2>who would? In commentating the match, he doesn't even bring
<v Speaker 2>it up. Harley Race coming next, Jeane, I.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, here's all about Harlan's here we go.
<v Speaker 3>Harley Race is no stranger to wrestling fans. He has
<v Speaker 3>been an active professional for more than twenty years, and
<v Speaker 3>now he's come at last to the World Wrestling Federation POWFO.
<v Speaker 3>We'll have more than his hands full with a man
<v Speaker 3>who may not be as agile as Leap and Lannie,
<v Speaker 3>but in ringing experience and no how there are few
<v Speaker 3>that can match handsome Harley Race.
<v Speaker 2>Well, there's least a little bit of acknowledgment of how
<v Speaker 2>long he's been around. Sure you don't pretend he just
<v Speaker 2>fell out of the sky against Lanny. I know this
<v Speaker 2>is a Leap and Landy throwing the frisbees and writing
<v Speaker 2>the poems, not genius PAFO and my god, does Race
<v Speaker 2>not get right to business and brain bust the motherfucker
<v Speaker 2>on the concrete or what?
<v Speaker 9>I know?
<v Speaker 2>It's so fucking just let him collapse downward and just
<v Speaker 2>let the chips fall where they may. Jay Leno is
<v Speaker 2>our REFEREEGI how about Harley and n w A trunks
<v Speaker 2>and the WWF.
<v Speaker 1>He just looks like a like any very very very uncomfortable.
<v Speaker 2>Al Haessao has that suppleness.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what now gross? He says He says this suppleness. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>he says, yeah, I missed that one. I'm glad I did.
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad I did not hear that because I would
<v Speaker 1>have been forced to record it, which means I would
<v Speaker 1>have heard it several times. Painful.
<v Speaker 2>Oh what's wrong with hearing something several times that you've recorded?
<v Speaker 1>By the way, now it's the suppleness that I'm concerned about.
<v Speaker 2>August, there we go, So comes brings him back in
<v Speaker 2>with a BELLI to back for two. Has heen it
<v Speaker 2>in this corner and signals that he thought it was three,
<v Speaker 2>And Papa comes back, starts throwing some right hands, but
<v Speaker 2>Harley with a head butt. Pafo drops like a rock
<v Speaker 2>upon impact. Al says the Al Hayes says that Harley
<v Speaker 2>Race's head is like a block of concrete. Mon Soon remarks,
<v Speaker 2>the fans are very quiet here. Yep, Harley Ray's Harley
<v Speaker 2>tearing it up in the garden.
<v Speaker 1>Harley Ray, Yeah, exactly, hardly hardly mattering. Harley Race.
<v Speaker 2>Race climbs the top rope and it's time for a
<v Speaker 2>diving Headbut got to get these people involved, so it's
<v Speaker 2>time to soar and he does, and another one the is.
<v Speaker 1>He also going to make another short film for for
<v Speaker 1>Saturday Night Live, like Albert Brooks used to fucking idiot.
<v Speaker 1>He looks so the blonde hair, the no facial hair,
<v Speaker 1>he looks like a fool, looks like he's auditioning to
<v Speaker 1>be the blob in an X Men movie. You really,
<v Speaker 1>I mean he he He's also got like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>elements of like a like a grandma, Like that's what
<v Speaker 1>I'm Kelly type grand Does you know losing a chain
<v Speaker 1>smoking grandma? He does? You really, we're seeing here is unfortunate?
<v Speaker 1>What what what are you thinking?
<v Speaker 2>I just said, what we're seeing here is unfortunate. Is
<v Speaker 2>And he still thinks he's the Hasha Harley race Ha Shah.
<v Speaker 1>Shah. But me but dumb bitch, but a charlat day.
<v Speaker 2>As another headbutt from race, Pafa goes through the ropes
<v Speaker 2>and hits the floor hard, and then I called them
<v Speaker 2>Bobo hits the concrete hard too. He black bumps off
<v Speaker 2>a right hand and you hear the splat my gun.
<v Speaker 1>Oh it is it is just not okay. The sound
<v Speaker 1>the sounds are awful, awful, I tell you.
<v Speaker 2>Eden says it looks like a jumbo jet landing at
<v Speaker 2>LaGuardia without wheels. He's got the mic. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>he comes over to the table, and you can get
<v Speaker 2>a little glimpse of the chemistry of gorilla. Monsoon and
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Heenon to come yes during this interplay during the
<v Speaker 2>course of the contest, and he says, I could care
<v Speaker 2>less of Lenny Pofo or any or anyone's career, care
<v Speaker 2>less about it. I don't even care about your career. Monsoon,
<v Speaker 2>he says, just shot right, it's awesome, and Monsoon deploying
<v Speaker 2>something he deployed quite a bit, calling Bobby Heenon a
<v Speaker 2>saying he just spouted wisdom from the fountain of misinformation, misinformation.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna bring that one back, Fountain of misinformation.
<v Speaker 1>It's a good one. It is a good one. I'll
<v Speaker 1>say that that's one of the that's one of gorillas
<v Speaker 1>better better phrases.
<v Speaker 2>Fascinating to get a glimpse kind of of gorilla. At
<v Speaker 2>the MSG table, he's got the rotary telephone on there.
<v Speaker 1>He's got a.
<v Speaker 2>Sheet all marked up on both sides like he's checking
<v Speaker 2>off winters and losers on the bout his format sheet.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what's on the table?
<v Speaker 1>What does he need.
<v Speaker 2>Does he need a certain soft drink?
<v Speaker 3>You know?
<v Speaker 1>Does he pencils? Of course he does soft dogs.
<v Speaker 2>One time someone leaked like the things Vince has to
<v Speaker 2>have in his dressing room for tapings on the road,
<v Speaker 2>and he's like specific about how many highlighters and pens
<v Speaker 2>sharpened pencils, notepads. Hilarious because he needs to work in
<v Speaker 2>his office, right right, right, give me a break. Flash
<v Speaker 2>forward pofos fighting from the bottom, Harley coming back with
<v Speaker 2>the peshaw head butt by race whips reversed, Harley does
<v Speaker 2>another and uh, it looks he's gonna kind of do
<v Speaker 2>the bust and crab. It's weird. So instead of her kanana, okay,
<v Speaker 2>Lanny's feet end up under the armpits like Harley's gonna
<v Speaker 2>give me a catapult, and then Lanny still he's still ranas.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this was that was a That was a crazy
<v Speaker 1>ass fucking move.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he meant to land on Harley
<v Speaker 2>Show and Harley didn't take it the right way, but
<v Speaker 2>he still rolled Harley over convincingly. I guess if you
<v Speaker 2>kind of jump up and put your feet under the
<v Speaker 2>shoulders instead of over the shoulders and you just snap
<v Speaker 2>back and still look okay, it gets too Pafo with
<v Speaker 2>the dropkicks sends Harley to the apron. He tries another
<v Speaker 2>and Harley comes in with the head scissors and man,
<v Speaker 2>do they struggle with some head scissors here?
<v Speaker 1>Jesus yes, Oh, it's not good. It's really not good
<v Speaker 1>at all.
<v Speaker 2>And he goes up and he's floating for like twenty
<v Speaker 2>five seconds waiting for something to happen with his legs
<v Speaker 2>wrapped around Harley for the headlocked takeover, the head scissor takeover. Finally,
<v Speaker 2>Harley drops down and Lanny consequently lands on the top
<v Speaker 2>rope throat first. That allows Harley Race to lift and
<v Speaker 2>hit a basically a fisherman's buster on Lanny Pofo, which
<v Speaker 2>is wild thing about his WWA finisher being that, but
<v Speaker 2>indeed it was upon landing kind of like a perfect plex.
<v Speaker 2>It's a one to two and three. Harley Race defeats
<v Speaker 2>leaping Lanny Pofo and thank god, and we move forward,
<v Speaker 2>talk about John Studd now and more in the studio
<v Speaker 2>with gene Oakerland great, just fucking great.
<v Speaker 1>H here we go.
<v Speaker 3>Ever since Wrestle Media in March of nineteen eighty five,
<v Speaker 3>Big John Studd has continually made two claims. First, he
<v Speaker 3>was to be regarded as the true giant of wrestling,
<v Speaker 3>as opposed to Andre the Giant, and secondly, no one
<v Speaker 3>could slam him. If the footage were about to see,
<v Speaker 3>Stud issues a new body slam challenge where he is
<v Speaker 3>willing to face two men at once. If either man
<v Speaker 3>is successful in slamming Stud in the ring, Maddager Bobby
<v Speaker 3>the Brainheenen will pay that man fifteen thousand dollars. But
<v Speaker 3>as you will see, along with the Giant John Studd,
<v Speaker 3>pro wrestling does have its surprises.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he just fucking rambles on and on
<v Speaker 1>and on and on. Yeah, it's like they have like
<v Speaker 1>a I don't know what do you want to call it?
<v Speaker 1>A quota?
<v Speaker 2>Basically like a quota he's gonna follow, Yeah, seriously, it
<v Speaker 2>really it almost feels like he has to say so
<v Speaker 2>many words otherwise he's fired. It's time for a King
<v Speaker 2>Tong gonna step into the spotlight. Did you know, according
<v Speaker 2>to WWIF Magazine Boss, on any given night, World Wrestling
<v Speaker 2>Federation dressing rooms can be a united nations of sorts.
<v Speaker 2>I did not know that King Tonga is a soft
<v Speaker 2>spoken gladiator from the island of Tonga, and it consists
<v Speaker 2>of one hundred and fifty islands. Yes, indeed, wait, wait,
<v Speaker 2>the island of Tonga consists of two hundred fifty islands.
<v Speaker 2>His homeland is an island kingdom northeast of New Zealand
<v Speaker 2>and south of Samoa. Tonga consists of one hundred and
<v Speaker 2>fifty islands.
<v Speaker 1>It says, how does an island consist of more islands?
<v Speaker 1>Great question, It's a great question.
<v Speaker 2>This is what it says in the magazine any resting
<v Speaker 2>on coral or topped by dormant volcanoes. I see he
<v Speaker 2>cannot be mistaken for anyone else when he enters the ring,
<v Speaker 2>for he wears a headband of island shells and a
<v Speaker 2>grass skirt. Of course, like we all are to a
<v Speaker 2>warrior tradition. He says, I have the strength and science
<v Speaker 2>to beat anyone talked about him strength and science, science,
<v Speaker 2>He's the regular scientist. They talk about how he was
<v Speaker 2>a sumo in Japan in the seventies and how pro
<v Speaker 2>wrestling require is faster and requires much more agility, which
<v Speaker 2>he says suits him. And before long WWF magazine informs
<v Speaker 2>us King Tonga was wrestling around the Orient, then in
<v Speaker 2>North America, and his path eventually led him to the WWF.
<v Speaker 2>His years in sumo training built a men's strength. They
<v Speaker 2>talk about his ring maneuvers, they talk about how he
<v Speaker 2>worked his way up the ranks, going solid victories, and
<v Speaker 2>he's also teamed up with Ricky Steamboat on occasion as
<v Speaker 2>both strike with karate chops and kicks. So the idea
<v Speaker 2>is that somehow the Tongans are martial arts experts as well.
<v Speaker 2>I won't begin too speculate as to why that they
<v Speaker 2>thought that was appropriate casting in that regard. And that's
<v Speaker 2>basically the state of where King Tonga stood at the
<v Speaker 2>time of this big angle for him. As he steps up.
<v Speaker 2>John Stud's in the ring doing the fifteen thousand dollars
<v Speaker 2>body slam challenge. Bruno's on commentary, I tell you what,
<v Speaker 2>you might just do.
<v Speaker 1>It, So Stud's got I tell you way you might
<v Speaker 1>just do it. Vince mcmah.
<v Speaker 2>Studd has two pre clear Drabbronis who are gonna try
<v Speaker 2>to slam him, and it's basically a handicap match where the.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Jim powers and Rick hunters Jim powers.
<v Speaker 2>Early Jim power siding. This is like proposition by Pat Patterson,
<v Speaker 2>Jim Powers and tong is in there trying to negotiate
<v Speaker 2>an opportunity to slam Stud. But all Studd wants to
<v Speaker 2>do is wrestle these two dickheads and destroy them. They
<v Speaker 2>can beat him if they slam them. But Vince says
<v Speaker 2>on Commentary's Tongue must wait his turn, and Stud takes
<v Speaker 2>off the jacket. Nothing more in stalented than those white
<v Speaker 2>pants with the blue stars on John Studd. As I
<v Speaker 2>had the thumb wrestler, first toy I had. I still
<v Speaker 2>remember it. I was young enough I put everything in
<v Speaker 2>my mouth. Still I can still remember how the the
<v Speaker 2>rubber of those things taste when you chewed, because you
<v Speaker 2>must chew, And maybe that explains a lot.
<v Speaker 1>John Studd is like a lollipop, That's how he was,
<v Speaker 1>and he yeah, I treated him like one, or at
<v Speaker 1>least his thumb wrestler. He's got that fucking a tiny
<v Speaker 1>tiny like not tiny, but like long skinny legs, but
<v Speaker 1>then he's got this kind of bulging upper body.
<v Speaker 2>And speaking of guys who testified on Hogan's, Vince's trial
<v Speaker 2>that was via telephone because he was so sick with his.
<v Speaker 1>Can't about my trial brother.
<v Speaker 2>Walker trial had John's stud brother who was long gone.
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about Ron Reed brother, You're talking about John Study.
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, who are you talking about?
<v Speaker 1>Tongu.
<v Speaker 2>That's a good question. Hawk, who is he gonna slam?
<v Speaker 1>Hawk? Who is talk to a brother? Who t n
<v Speaker 1>h Josh Dude Roller. Great questions, very relevant questions, good questions,
<v Speaker 1>the kind of questions that need immedia amstering.
<v Speaker 2>Inan is out there weasel chant Who's first?
<v Speaker 1>That's not exact.
<v Speaker 2>It's like the inverse of what Goldberg says who's first?
<v Speaker 2>And Rick honters verse that's not gonna happen? Who they're
<v Speaker 2>trying to lift him? And Bruno's faulting them for technique
<v Speaker 2>because he says, which is a good point, like you
<v Speaker 2>can't just deadlift a guy who's standing there waiting to
<v Speaker 2>take it. You got to soften him up so that
<v Speaker 2>you can use his momentum against him. When you scoop
<v Speaker 2>him up, these guys are gonna a chance to brace
<v Speaker 2>themselves and use their balance to counteract. Still Powers tries
<v Speaker 2>and comes a bit close to body slamming, but it
<v Speaker 2>just doesn't happen. Vince says, you know Stud's going to.
<v Speaker 1>Rake the eyes.
<v Speaker 2>If you come close, he's not going to be slammed, yep.
<v Speaker 2>And indeed he shakes them off and starts punches and
<v Speaker 2>slams and power slams Hunter, and then Vince points out
<v Speaker 2>that this is they're supposed to be a tag team unit,
<v Speaker 2>but they have to both face that at the same time.
<v Speaker 2>Powers ducks and hits a dropkick, tries a body slam.
<v Speaker 2>It's not working.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's all bad. And yeah, yeah you gets a
<v Speaker 1>couple like little close calls, but it's just not good.
<v Speaker 1>It's just stupid.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're playing out the string here to get the
<v Speaker 2>big conga spot. Stud clubs them down every time they
<v Speaker 2>try to do something and then lifts and slams Hunter
<v Speaker 2>with a clean body slam and covers them for the
<v Speaker 2>one two three, winning the handicap match, does Big John
<v Speaker 2>Stud and after the Bally slams him again and you know,
<v Speaker 2>doing doing heelish things. And this is when King Tonga
<v Speaker 2>comes out as it is, Stud slams Jimmy Powers Tonga,
<v Speaker 2>catches up to Stud with Dig Chops and.
<v Speaker 1>And they go nuts. They go absolutely nuts, Chops and
<v Speaker 1>the fucking starts salivating. John Studd.
<v Speaker 2>They go nuts when Tonga lifts and slams John Studd.
<v Speaker 1>Listen, it is it is the most inappropriate thing, but
<v Speaker 1>I have to say it was exciting as well. The
<v Speaker 1>fact that people are cheering for Haku like he's a
<v Speaker 1>fucking main eventor one.
<v Speaker 2>Of the kind of an early iteration of the USS
<v Speaker 2>and trepid slam here is exactly. Tonga steps up when
<v Speaker 2>others are trying their hand at the sweepstakes and body
<v Speaker 2>slams Jim Big John Studd rather cleanly here, and the
<v Speaker 2>crowd going eight for the guy, so it seems like
<v Speaker 2>tongue's gonna matter. Then we go to the Garden and
<v Speaker 2>they kind of protect the guy honestly in the match.
<v Speaker 1>They do, they really do.
<v Speaker 2>For some reason, the voiceover is way low on this one,
<v Speaker 2>so we hear mostly any crowd noise, although you do
<v Speaker 2>hear Grill Monsoon talk about fountains of misinformation. So actually
<v Speaker 2>maybe it's another match where it's really low in the beginning,
<v Speaker 2>it was just low anyway, you know, they go back
<v Speaker 2>and forth. Stud actually grabs the mic before the match
<v Speaker 2>and you know, corrects the announcer Howard Finkland says, that's
<v Speaker 2>the giant Stud that's how you are to refer to
<v Speaker 2>me and Grilla, Monsoon says. Tongua is saying, where's my
<v Speaker 2>fifteen k He's still trying to collect and they just
<v Speaker 2>didn't pay him, which just hilarious. I guess he wasn't
<v Speaker 2>officially in the body slam contest. That might be the
<v Speaker 2>loophole they use. Yeah, Al doesn't know why Monsoon King
<v Speaker 2>Tonga hasn't been paid, and Monsoon says, you know, there's
<v Speaker 2>no excuse. It was on national television this whole thing.
<v Speaker 2>So Stud throws and slams Tonga, and you know, Lord
<v Speaker 2>Al says that a stud is so vast, which is
<v Speaker 2>one way to put it. Monsoon tes to counteract the characterization,
<v Speaker 2>which apparently legitimately bothered under the Giant, that Big John
<v Speaker 2>Studd was being presented as a the real true giant
<v Speaker 2>of the WWF. So Monsoon says, I know a guy
<v Speaker 2>from the French Alps by the name of Andre who
<v Speaker 2>would take exception to this. Tonga starts chopping and throwing
<v Speaker 2>its stud, mixing in the throat thrust. Stud tries to
<v Speaker 2>slam him, but Tonga does the go behind and keeps throwing,
<v Speaker 2>and then he lifts stud and who grabs the top rope,
<v Speaker 2>refusing the slam. They popped big though at the implication
<v Speaker 2>or the indication that Tonga was about to slam him
<v Speaker 2>to the apron. They go and Stud tries a forearm,
<v Speaker 2>but Tonga blocks it and chops away, and he brings
<v Speaker 2>in Stud, who grabs the top rope to prevent problems
<v Speaker 2>and corners Tonga. Stud whip's tongue out of the corner
<v Speaker 2>and charges at him with the clothes line, and Monsoon
<v Speaker 2>says Tonga is too preoccupied with body.
<v Speaker 1>Slam, aren't we all?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Stud just clubbing Tonga. Hiptos dropped down two for Stud.
<v Speaker 1>Just a big John stude, big stude.
<v Speaker 2>He would move, he would lumber around that ring man
<v Speaker 2>would lumber the terrific camera shot from our number four handheld.
<v Speaker 2>Monsoon calls out, the fuck that's I think I see
<v Speaker 2>Mel Phillips on the movement ring side. There's a number
<v Speaker 2>four handheld for you, number four cockhand Vince. Vince's worried
<v Speaker 2>about the number two handheld.
<v Speaker 1>That's for sure.
<v Speaker 2>They don't put over camera shots anymore. Yet they're more
<v Speaker 2>extravagant than ever. I wonder, I know, right, But that's
<v Speaker 2>about Finally, Tongo breaks free with some of the martial
<v Speaker 2>arts we're told about, hits a crescent kick with his
<v Speaker 2>bare foot dropkick, sends Stud into the into the corner,
<v Speaker 2>into the ropes rather Tongue is chopping away, goes for
<v Speaker 2>a slam and both go over the top to the floor,
<v Speaker 2>and Tonga hits hard both.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if the slam works. Al says he
<v Speaker 2>could see all of his bones cracking on that impact
<v Speaker 2>on the floor. But no, Tonga is still throwing on
<v Speaker 2>the outside and he slams Big John Studd on the
<v Speaker 2>outside of the ring, and the crowd goes absolutely.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy for that.
<v Speaker 2>The bell sounds they've both been counted out, but they're
<v Speaker 2>battling like crazy. I mean, these guys are throwing.
<v Speaker 1>It takes.
<v Speaker 2>It lasts like ten minutes. They're just standing there looking
<v Speaker 2>at each other, and then Tonga goes in with hard
<v Speaker 2>shots and Stud comes over the top of those clubbing blows,
<v Speaker 2>and they are throwing live rounds. As far as I
<v Speaker 2>can tell, they are really trying to stiffen this thing up.
<v Speaker 1>And I agree.
<v Speaker 2>It makes Tonga look like an absolute fucking badass that
<v Speaker 2>he can withstand this three hundred and seventy pounder pounding
<v Speaker 2>on him over and over again. I don't know, man,
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea that they managed to get people
<v Speaker 2>to care about Tonga like this so early on. I
<v Speaker 2>can see a real babyface run here, I know what
<v Speaker 2>that's a thing, like you really can, but it's it's
<v Speaker 2>not to be, not to be.
<v Speaker 1>That's right.
<v Speaker 2>Tongue even holds the ropes wide open.
<v Speaker 1>What a badass.
<v Speaker 2>It kind of casts Studd in an unflattering light. The
<v Speaker 2>way the look on his face was to me, it's
<v Speaker 2>almost like he's being taken advantage of, like like Stud was,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, being being made out to be much
<v Speaker 2>more vulnerable and helpless against King Tonga than he was
<v Speaker 2>comfortable with or necessarily planned on being. But that's what
<v Speaker 2>we see. Stud's on his way shoving Heen into the side.
<v Speaker 2>Because he comes back, he fights again. After it seems
<v Speaker 2>like it's over with five minutes of hardcore brawling in
<v Speaker 2>the aisleway, and Tonga gets in the ring. You expect
<v Speaker 2>Stud to take the powder as the heel, but no,
<v Speaker 2>he actually gets in the ring and accepts Tonga's invitation
<v Speaker 2>to keep brawling. And they fight and they fight, and
<v Speaker 2>they fight, and finally officials come out and stop the
<v Speaker 2>whole thing and they do a freeze frame finish on
<v Speaker 2>the face of of Tonga. So now it's time for
<v Speaker 2>the ted Ar City match, and we'll keep this one shortened.
<v Speaker 1>As here here's a here's Gene introducing the match.
<v Speaker 3>Obviously, one of the prime requirements for a professional wrestler
<v Speaker 3>is strength, and there have been few new entries with
<v Speaker 3>more raw strength than ted Rcit. This young man already
<v Speaker 3>possesses a world record at the bench press more than
<v Speaker 3>seven hundred pounds. And as you'll see here, our City
<v Speaker 3>uses his power to here's advantage.
<v Speaker 1>So many entries, that's the fucking so many entries, great
<v Speaker 1>point entries. Brother, they tried to top prist lock.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you entries do? What do you mean what, brother,
<v Speaker 2>entries do not enter? That's right exactly to pristlock. Our
<v Speaker 2>City yanks into the canvas terry. Gibbs has complained to
<v Speaker 2>the raft. Monsoon says he's got an awful lot of
<v Speaker 2>oil on him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got this bit here.
<v Speaker 4>Gibbs' question a referee. He said, he's got an awful
<v Speaker 4>lot of oil on us. He swarming the channel tonight.
<v Speaker 4>Our wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know, but I'm flipping it gives might
<v Speaker 1>have a point the actually.
<v Speaker 3>I but I'm sure the referee checked him for oil.
<v Speaker 1>Wait some of the oil checks.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he's swimming the channel, but I'm changing.
<v Speaker 1>The channel, that's for sure. Let me tell you, damn right,
<v Speaker 1>just turn out the whole fucking TV.
<v Speaker 2>Our City lifts Gibbs and power personified and puts him
<v Speaker 2>on the ropes and uh and then uh, Terry Gibbs
<v Speaker 2>leaps into a shoulder tackle. But our City's not budging.
<v Speaker 2>He's just too big. He side steps and other applies
<v Speaker 2>to full Nelson. Those socks are high on Tedar City.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, my god, it's just a lot of a
<v Speaker 1>lot going on. I agree.
<v Speaker 2>So Gibbs puts his legs on the top rope and
<v Speaker 2>so fine, you can do that. Tennor City will just
<v Speaker 2>let you fall, and he does, and that can set
<v Speaker 2>a jolt of thunder up your spine. According to Lord
<v Speaker 2>Alfred Hayes, as mon Soon says he would like the
<v Speaker 2>He'd like to see ted Our City against King Kong Bundy.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just like, my god, what I'd not like
<v Speaker 2>to see that?
<v Speaker 3>Why?
<v Speaker 1>Why do they want to Why do they want to
<v Speaker 1>torture a horrible match that would be Yeah, what a
<v Speaker 1>horrible idea. Terry Gibbs us all over our city selling
<v Speaker 1>on the ropes, hits the ropes and slugs the monsoon
<v Speaker 1>says it's sooner or later he's going to get the
<v Speaker 1>big guy in the mass. That's another problem. I don't
<v Speaker 1>want Terry Gibbs all over our cities, I know, or
<v Speaker 1>our television. That's right.
<v Speaker 2>Then Taylor City drops the straps to no reaction whatsoever,
<v Speaker 2>and people could care less about this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Being in the ring he's throwing.
<v Speaker 2>That's such a misunderstand that's such a misunderstanding about the time.
<v Speaker 2>Is like, yeah, sure Vince was hiring just bodies, but
<v Speaker 2>it's like the fans embraced you just on the basis
<v Speaker 2>of body, you know, right. I Mean, these guys got jobs,
<v Speaker 2>they got merchandising contracts, they made big money to come
<v Speaker 2>and become wrestlers out instead of bouncers or bodybuilders. That
<v Speaker 2>is true, but it's not exactly correct to say that
<v Speaker 2>that was happening because that's what the fans expected wrestling
<v Speaker 2>to look like at the time, or wanted wrestlers to
<v Speaker 2>look like because they were just as likely to go
<v Speaker 2>crazy for a guy in WWF who didn't look like
<v Speaker 2>that as they were someone who did, just because Hogan
<v Speaker 2>looked that way. It's like, you look at his that's
<v Speaker 2>like two percent of it. It's it's the incredible promos
<v Speaker 2>and charisma. The size is there and it's important, but
<v Speaker 2>you're really missing the plot if you look at how
<v Speaker 2>over Hogan got and how he revolutionized the appeal of
<v Speaker 2>the NWF and think, all right, what that means is
<v Speaker 2>we just need a lot of people with his body.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, no, it's like if it's everything but the
<v Speaker 2>body that accounts for why Hulk Hogan is huln. It's
<v Speaker 2>an important part of the package, but it's the it's
<v Speaker 2>the one that's least. It's it's the quality you should
<v Speaker 2>spend the least amount of time, just because there's all
<v Speaker 2>these hopeless fucking bodybuilders out there who have no career prospects,
<v Speaker 2>who will work for pennies just to feel like stars.
<v Speaker 2>Because if they don't feel like stars, they're going to
<v Speaker 2>put a gun in their mouth.
<v Speaker 1>What a business. So that's what we deserve, what they deserve.
<v Speaker 2>I think everyone, I think in the end everyone they deserve.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, exactly, You're damn right.
<v Speaker 2>That's absolutely correct. And so yeah, Monsoon says, sooner or later,
<v Speaker 2>this thing's gonna get the big guy mad. This guy's
<v Speaker 2>gonna get the big guy mad, and soon it'll be over. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I definitely get it's get the bad guy or the
<v Speaker 2>big guy. Definitely get a rye back vibes from ted RCD,
<v Speaker 2>maybe the first coming of rye back, perhaps in some ways.
<v Speaker 2>So ted ARCD drops the straps to no reaction. If
<v Speaker 2>only he dropped whatever titles he had as well, throwing
<v Speaker 2>big hands, whipping a bear hug and that's it.
<v Speaker 1>Call for the taxi.
<v Speaker 2>This one's over, Monsoon says, yes, folks, ted Our City's
<v Speaker 2>finisher was a bear hug after he dropped the straps, and.
<v Speaker 1>That was the victory. I mean great.
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely ref is falling on his face, trying to stop
<v Speaker 2>ted or City from going after Terry Gibbs for some
<v Speaker 2>more action.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you know what, he's fallen in his face.
<v Speaker 1>I'm falling asleep. Yeah, this whole tape is falling on
<v Speaker 1>its face on Hernandez. Oh, yes, here we go.
<v Speaker 3>It's not without good reason. That pretty Flashy is called
<v Speaker 3>a manager extraordinaire. Throughout his long career, he has discovered
<v Speaker 3>more than his shareoff wrestlers and to his credit, has
<v Speaker 3>produced the number of world title holders. His latest find,
<v Speaker 3>just take a look at this awesome specimen is Hercules Bernandez.
<v Speaker 2>So he's got Wyndham and Spivey and what Brody and Hercules.
<v Speaker 1>He's pretty much Honestly, that's exactly what I mean. He
<v Speaker 1>does look just like fucking Brody and that's events back
<v Speaker 1>then I wrote down. He wants everyone that's over in
<v Speaker 1>the business. He wants to sign them right and make
<v Speaker 1>them ww F wrestlers and WWF and I job them
<v Speaker 1>out well. But the ones he can't get, he just
<v Speaker 1>recreates like Wyndham and Brody and and it's about some
<v Speaker 1>others that I'm missing right now. But yeah, certain points,
<v Speaker 1>like Hernandez is cranking at Chinlock, he's kind of doing
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a huss you know, He's like making
<v Speaker 1>noises and things like that. M hmm, Yeah, it's true.
<v Speaker 2>Cousin Junior gets way too much offense in here. He's
<v Speaker 2>like got huge hope spots and everything. During the course
<v Speaker 2>of the match.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck are we doing with this cousin, Judie,
<v Speaker 1>mother fucker. I mean, I'm I'm so sick of these
<v Speaker 1>fucking hillbillys. It was such a bad idea, but I
<v Speaker 1>guess it worked for a little while. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to uh the patron who noted that a hillbilly.
<v Speaker 2>Jim's push was eighty four nine eighty six. Yes, in
<v Speaker 2>the beginning of the Coloseum collection, we saw much more
<v Speaker 2>of that. And then he heard his He slipped on
<v Speaker 2>the floor and fucking broke his leg and that was it. Idiot,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, God bless him.
<v Speaker 1>But she's.
<v Speaker 2>So blast. He's out there tapping Junior with the cane,
<v Speaker 2>telling him to get in the ring, calling him a hillbilly,
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah. I want you to quickly considered that
<v Speaker 2>Junior's bare feet were on the concrete of the garden. No,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, there's just so any chances feet, just
<v Speaker 2>so much shit, any chance his feet chased like chicken
<v Speaker 2>stock after that.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean one hundred percent. But that was before
<v Speaker 1>you even to the floor.
<v Speaker 2>He tries a sunset flip from the apron, but her
<v Speaker 2>Nandas punches him down and drops a broke if I've
<v Speaker 2>ever seen one cranking away, they flash forward, he's still
<v Speaker 2>cranking and can imagine what they cut out. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>if this is what they kept. We have a drop down.
<v Speaker 2>Luke kicks him and starts doing his dance, starts landing
<v Speaker 2>some big right hands on Hernandez, but he tucks in
<v Speaker 2>a pretty nice sidekick to the throat and a running
<v Speaker 2>knee and then he body slams him and he climbs
<v Speaker 2>and leaps and misses a big flying fist does Hercules Hernandez.
<v Speaker 2>They explode on that he moves around the ring pretty well.
<v Speaker 2>I got to give that too.
<v Speaker 1>It's fine, it's just that. But again, like these weird
<v Speaker 1>fucking like why are the people who you're highlighting not
<v Speaker 1>doing well? Yes, most they all win, but they don't
<v Speaker 1>do well, don't know, because they're showing like training matches. Essentially,
<v Speaker 1>they're showing guys. Remember the SID match we watched during
<v Speaker 1>the SID tribute where he wrestled Dbiasse in the dark
<v Speaker 1>match before anyone ever saw him, and they were testing
<v Speaker 1>him out as a baby face, and he sounded like crazy,
<v Speaker 1>and you get the idea that he's actually out there
<v Speaker 1>just trying to show vince that he can do more
<v Speaker 1>than one thing in the ring as far as it's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>you know, position in a match. So finally Hercules Hernandez
<v Speaker 1>slams them climbs up missus the fist. As I explained,
<v Speaker 1>Luke rallies with a whip and a backdrop, writes reversed. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and then it's here that Hernandez lifts Luke. He flies behind,
<v Speaker 1>They do the O'Connor roll. He barely turns him over,
<v Speaker 1>does Luke. He really struggles to get the roll up
<v Speaker 1>in and it's just really bad. How Hernandez just has
<v Speaker 1>to reverse it without any power move or anything. He
<v Speaker 1>just rolls up Cousin Junior for the three. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I guess last year was supposed to
<v Speaker 1>be distracting Luke. It looked like shit, Luke, I just
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't get it. I don't get it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you don't get that, how about Pedro Morales
<v Speaker 2>versus Adrian Adonnas in the Garden in nineteen eighty two
<v Speaker 2>for the Intercontinental title. Who the fuck knew about this?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Skinny he is we were just talking
<v Speaker 2>about it.
<v Speaker 1>I was so excited, and that was like I said before,
<v Speaker 1>but so disappointed we did not get a Pedro screamfest
<v Speaker 1>from the fan. He's pelting donnas out of the gate.
<v Speaker 1>He is, but but there's a difference. You know, you
<v Speaker 1>want that and maybe it happens in this match, but
<v Speaker 1>we just don't have it here. But it's always it
<v Speaker 1>always comes from the crowd, is like it is desperate
<v Speaker 1>for the baby face to come back, and so they're
<v Speaker 1>not and and so it's always the baby face comeback
<v Speaker 1>that does the triss And I didn't. It did not
<v Speaker 1>happen in this match, like the way that I the
<v Speaker 1>way that I am used to, I.
<v Speaker 2>Agree, it's it doesn't check the box we're looking for
<v Speaker 2>when going to these uh Pedro Bruno matches from the garden.
<v Speaker 2>He's throwing and a Donna's at one point tries to
<v Speaker 2>do that bump used to do where he ties his
<v Speaker 2>arms up in the rope and back flip and get
<v Speaker 2>tied up and oh my god, that he doesn't get it.
<v Speaker 2>The ropes let him go. When he hits the floor hard.
<v Speaker 2>He hits the floor really hard.
<v Speaker 1>From the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Morales throws Adonis's head first in the post. There must
<v Speaker 2>be a microphone in there. Because you heard a huge
<v Speaker 2>loud boom when a Donna's hit that post. And then
<v Speaker 2>Morales slingshots Adrian Dedona's back into the ring the hard
<v Speaker 2>way after ramming him into the post again, big left hand.
<v Speaker 2>A Donnis soars like mister perfect through the year. When
<v Speaker 2>he gets punched, he goes off to the side. Man
<v Speaker 2>he goes soaring, whipped to the corner and Pegro Morales
<v Speaker 2>misses a flying corner shoulder block and goes splat on
<v Speaker 2>the canvas. You want to hear a ring rattle watch
<v Speaker 2>these fucking nineteen eighty two garden matches.
<v Speaker 1>Seriously, is so uncomfortable.
<v Speaker 2>And then the worst German I think ever in the business.
<v Speaker 2>And that's that's including yes, I mean is the worst
<v Speaker 2>German since Hitler. Okay, I mean this is like and
<v Speaker 2>he just falls backwards and Morales lands on top of
<v Speaker 2>a Donnis and they're supposed to be the double Penn thing.
<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's just pathetic.
<v Speaker 2>And at the last second, Morales raises his shoulder so
<v Speaker 2>that the three count is registered Underdonnas and not him.
<v Speaker 2>Adnnas thinks he's won the thing, but Morales has declared
<v Speaker 2>the winner and the referee explains this to Adrian Adonnas
<v Speaker 2>and he is furious, and Vince calls it a very
<v Speaker 2>controversial decision. Ten minutes forty seven seconds the winner and
<v Speaker 2>still in a continental champion. Pedro Morales rellated shit after
<v Speaker 2>the match of Donna attacks him. Barely did ship absolutely? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it was very brief, very very abbreviated. And then we
<v Speaker 2>have one more archival match. It's it's a total nothing
<v Speaker 2>burger between Pat Patterson and Loue Albano. The flab what
<v Speaker 2>on the two ninety seven pounds of caramel caramel New
<v Speaker 2>York camel. Oh my god, that.
<v Speaker 1>Patterson is gonna take him out. He's just you know,
<v Speaker 1>I mean you this is this to me is well,
<v Speaker 1>well you know we're gonna well listen, lose gone, Let's
<v Speaker 1>fucking bury the shit out of him. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>you know that's what this is. Yeah, you're right, that's
<v Speaker 1>what this. Absolutely he would have left by now right,
<v Speaker 1>left you managing the Bulldogs. I wonder how he's portrayed
<v Speaker 1>it at all on the tape, the Bulldogs tape coming up. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's true, big a great point. I mean Captain Leeue
<v Speaker 1>all Banno has been such a key part of the
<v Speaker 1>Colisseum collection.
<v Speaker 2>His own tape. The first thing is all him. He's
<v Speaker 2>on the jacket of the first thing, hitting the wall
<v Speaker 2>some owens. That matchs played a hundred times where they
<v Speaker 2>lost the belts to Johnson and Atlas, and all of
<v Speaker 2>the T and T segments and the Papuffnick and the
<v Speaker 2>fucking you know, the electrical shock to George Steele and
<v Speaker 2>the in the Psychologist's chair, and all the matches they
<v Speaker 2>played that he not only managed champions in the past,
<v Speaker 2>but participated in as a wrestler. Yep, And here it
<v Speaker 2>is one last time. He's running around the ring blading
<v Speaker 2>his forehead with a blade and his thumb tape. He's
<v Speaker 2>not bumping, he's not bumping. He's walking around the ring
<v Speaker 2>like a toy soldier out exactly, you know. And Patterson
<v Speaker 2>just punching him a few times. And I mean, this guy,
<v Speaker 2>you punch him in the head. Albano at this stage
<v Speaker 2>so fat, you punch him in the head. Instead of
<v Speaker 2>like falling through the ropes, he would literally put his
<v Speaker 2>foot through the ropes like you would climbing in and
<v Speaker 2>out of the ring on your own volition.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Well, I got it. Well, you know, I don't
<v Speaker 1>even like you talk right through it all. Yeah right,
<v Speaker 1>I mean think about that.
<v Speaker 2>You hit your opponent. Instead of him stumbling through the
<v Speaker 2>ropes to the apron, you hit him in the head.
<v Speaker 2>And then he steps over the middle rope like he's
<v Speaker 2>leaving the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he's not gonna hurt himself, Okay, come on.
<v Speaker 2>And then finally he just steps down the steps with
<v Speaker 2>a bloody forehead, make sure you know people see it,
<v Speaker 2>and walks to the back. Quicky quits and that's what
<v Speaker 2>he used to do.
<v Speaker 1>This is a bitch. This is a fucking bit.
<v Speaker 2>That's the extent of it. Okay, he's gone, makes his
<v Speaker 2>way up the aisle, and the announcement has made the
<v Speaker 2>bad Patterson is the victor, And finally Gino Glen introduces
<v Speaker 2>a match that Mike Fiddling more snuggly into the idea
<v Speaker 2>of a best WWF at the time, Jake Roberts versus
<v Speaker 2>Ricky the Dragon's Steamboat.
<v Speaker 3>Nineteen eighty six in the Chinese calendar is the year
<v Speaker 3>of the Tigers, but within the World Wrestling Federation, the
<v Speaker 3>battle just rages on to see if this will be
<v Speaker 3>the Year of the Snake or the year of the
<v Speaker 3>dragon one contestant, a fine young gentleman Ricky the Dragon's
<v Speaker 3>steamboat opposing him our vicious dare I say it sadistic individual?
<v Speaker 3>Jake the Sneak Robert.
<v Speaker 2>It is the third time on the Colisseum video collection
<v Speaker 2>for Chair. If you caun't listening too, we've only gotten
<v Speaker 2>sparing glimpses, so I know.
<v Speaker 1>It's been very very quiet for Jake for the most part.
<v Speaker 1>He's got his own tape, Yes he does. That's a
<v Speaker 1>great point.
<v Speaker 2>As he settles in as one of the top names
<v Speaker 2>in the company, it's still early days for him as
<v Speaker 2>he sends in an Irish whip and a boot to
<v Speaker 2>the gut steamboat, still wearing his headband during matches. By
<v Speaker 2>the way back then, yes, and his also his hair
<v Speaker 2>were so short. I don't know why they're talking about
<v Speaker 2>the Chinese New Year with this Japanese martial artist slash
<v Speaker 2>Hawaiian in the ring. But it's fine, that's fine. He's Chinese, Okay.
<v Speaker 1>Isn't Asian? Asian? Doesn't that work?
<v Speaker 2>So our restaurants, that is the case, but not all
<v Speaker 2>so what he goes to hook the DDT, but steamboat
<v Speaker 2>slips out, chops and writes in a bellody belly and
<v Speaker 2>a mountain, he's raining down punches. Here is steamboat, but
<v Speaker 2>the ref keeps dragging him off. This ref is so
<v Speaker 2>hands on, so handsy, and al Hayes loses his mind
<v Speaker 2>because he can't gene kiniski Jesus, I know he does.
<v Speaker 2>He resembles that remark. Al Hayes says he was striking
<v Speaker 2>him with his palm. It's a legitimate heel of the
<v Speaker 2>hand blow. He totally loses his mind.
<v Speaker 9>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Monsoon says the ref has no authority whatsoever to put
<v Speaker 2>his hands on a wrestler, which I thought was the
<v Speaker 2>most ridiculous thing Monsoon has ever said. What do you
<v Speaker 2>mean the referees have all the authority in the world
<v Speaker 2>to grab the wrestlers, of course, move them around.
<v Speaker 1>What are you going to do if they if they
<v Speaker 1>fucking you know, if they don't like go of a choke,
<v Speaker 1>or if they don't exactly you know.
<v Speaker 2>You step in between them all the time. I know
<v Speaker 2>he's freaking out. Read the rule book, fella, the rule book.
<v Speaker 2>What is he a little league?
<v Speaker 9>Dad?
<v Speaker 1>Read the rule book?
<v Speaker 3>Three?
<v Speaker 1>This is like an equivalent of the whole fucking no
<v Speaker 1>DQ thing from the savage very much.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, there's no d Q STIPs that Monsoon doesn't
<v Speaker 2>even know about or forgot about. And he's calling the
<v Speaker 2>match completely missing the idea that like what's happening is
<v Speaker 2>par for the course. So Robert slides in, but steamboats
<v Speaker 2>on him whip reversal and steamboat with a baseball slide underneath.
<v Speaker 2>But Jake absolutely nails him on the right hand and
<v Speaker 2>points his finger at the crowd like, not so fast,
<v Speaker 2>that's Jake, jakeson Jake's y.
<v Speaker 1>He's not worn down yet. Listen, he's here to play Jake. Jake.
<v Speaker 1>Is Jake correct? It's correct?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm glad you know it's fucking Jake. Best of
<v Speaker 2>hard whip and a hard lariat, tight by. Jake puts
<v Speaker 2>down Ricky. Now we're playing short arm clothesline by Roberts.
<v Speaker 2>He points to the snake sack in the corner and
<v Speaker 2>Monson says his compadre is inside that bag, and Lord
<v Speaker 2>El says he seems to have some mystical influence over
<v Speaker 2>these serpents.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't we all?
<v Speaker 2>Jake tossed the steamboat over the top, which would be
<v Speaker 2>a DQ in the NWA, but not here in the
<v Speaker 2>word Rossly Federation Steamboat throws his shoulders from the apron
<v Speaker 2>does the sunset, but Jake holds on and leads a
<v Speaker 2>punch between the eyes to prevent being pulled down. Young
<v Speaker 2>Jake looking like I don't know a guy at the
<v Speaker 2>bar in eighty six.
<v Speaker 1>That's all I can.
<v Speaker 2>He looks very plain in a way, you know, he
<v Speaker 2>does like every guy back there st Yeah, he's like
<v Speaker 2>a cigarette smoker, you know of nineteen eighty six.
<v Speaker 1>He does. Honestly, he could if he he had a
<v Speaker 1>cowboy hat, he could be like a fucking Marlboro guy.
<v Speaker 2>Inverted atomic drop by Roberts barking at eye level at Ricky,
<v Speaker 2>throwing punches at him and steps into a great lift
<v Speaker 2>and delaid slam goes to the throat, and al Hayes says,
<v Speaker 2>Roberts has that sinew strength like Bob Orton does. That
<v Speaker 2>is to say they don't have a lot of defined musculature,
<v Speaker 2>but we want you to believe that they are physical threats.
<v Speaker 2>Jake Roberts slam Steamboat or hard and goes to the bag.
<v Speaker 1>Someone telled Ted Orc that exactly.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd starts to shriek at what might be in
<v Speaker 2>the bag. And now Hay says Jake's obsession with the
<v Speaker 2>snake could be his downfall, which I think is a
<v Speaker 2>comment that you could really trace through the rest of
<v Speaker 2>his life.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he could, Jake Roberts. I mean, listen, we all
<v Speaker 1>know we you know, we don't know how he handles
<v Speaker 1>the snake outside of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>We can guess, but we don't know for sure. Robert
<v Speaker 2>sees steamboat recharging, regathering himself. So he hit some of
<v Speaker 2>the knee lift, and my god, as he goes sky
<v Speaker 2>high because because he hits the buckles, he misses.
<v Speaker 1>Right, he misses the right. I want to say, he
<v Speaker 1>misses that nee lift. Steamboat.
<v Speaker 2>The neck breaker in another al calls him snake Roberts
<v Speaker 2>over and over again. If I think it's funny, he says,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's snake. I don't know it's snake
<v Speaker 2>Roberts is seeing now, but it must be many many stars. Indeed,
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wait, I.
<v Speaker 1>Also don't know who snake Roberts is seeing.
<v Speaker 2>Now he sees many many stars? Is he already in
<v Speaker 2>the locker room? So Ricky takes off the middle rope
<v Speaker 2>of a splash but lands on the hard knees of
<v Speaker 2>Jake Roberts, who comes up and toss the steamboat over
<v Speaker 2>the ropes. Steamboat lands in the apron, though Jake slugs
<v Speaker 2>him and drops him. Some guy producing in the Nelson
<v Speaker 2>Swegler chairs pumping his fists and support of Ricky steamboat.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who that guy is.
<v Speaker 2>As Jake hooks the DDT and ther on the concrete
<v Speaker 2>to repeat the concrete DDT, he hits steamboat with legitimately
<v Speaker 2>knocking him out. Shortly after debuting in the WWF. That
<v Speaker 2>was a huge angle of the time. But to counter that,
<v Speaker 2>steamboat drives Jake's back into the corner of the ring
<v Speaker 2>and then the rail. Jake runs the razor because the
<v Speaker 2>industry demands real blood.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, listen, listen, all right, look, Jake pours hot
<v Speaker 1>thank you to show the fans that sometimes it's okay
<v Speaker 1>to believe.
<v Speaker 2>Oh perfect boss, that is fucking spot on. Steamboat throws
<v Speaker 2>Roberts back in the ring, even uses the announced table
<v Speaker 2>as a step ladder to climb back in.
<v Speaker 1>Goes to the door his environment Ricky steamboat. He comes up.
<v Speaker 2>Jake comes up flailing, turns in with top rope Doublack
<v Speaker 2>sandle from Steamboat and Jake sells head over heels, takes
<v Speaker 2>a big bump and convulses on the canvas. Ricky fired
<v Speaker 2>up catnip for the crowd.
<v Speaker 1>They love it. Yep.
<v Speaker 2>He grabs Jake with the left throws at the right.
<v Speaker 2>He's grabbing Jake with the hair by the hair in
<v Speaker 2>his left hand and he's punching him with his right hand.
<v Speaker 1>Awesome.
<v Speaker 2>The raft finally peel Steamboat off of Roberts. I guess
<v Speaker 2>arguing the closed fists. Steamboat shoves the ref and Monsoon
<v Speaker 2>can only decry the referee intervening for a second time,
<v Speaker 2>and Al says, you know. Al Ha says, that was
<v Speaker 2>a karate move that Ricky Steamboat was using. That was
<v Speaker 2>not your traditional closed fist punch.
<v Speaker 1>Oh.
<v Speaker 2>Steam goes to the little rope inverted. He's raining down
<v Speaker 2>punches now on Roberts. The ref does it again. He
<v Speaker 2>grabs him again, and al hayes, why is he doing that?
<v Speaker 2>He says, definitely looks like Jake paid off the refe
<v Speaker 2>or the way he's acting. Jake tries to DDT, but
<v Speaker 2>Steamboat's able to backdrop out of it. But Jake with
<v Speaker 2>an up kick off of his back, using his lankys
<v Speaker 2>to nail steamboat in the mouth. Al says, Jake hasn't
<v Speaker 2>been successful with the d DT yet. Now he had
<v Speaker 2>been three times the locker room, figuring out his locker room,
<v Speaker 2>figuring out the counter. That's the question. I think we
<v Speaker 2>have to consider boss Ah, that is it?
<v Speaker 1>That is it? And then how is Jake on the
<v Speaker 1>count of the count? Exactly?
<v Speaker 2>Jake digging in the corner with some punches, and Al says,
<v Speaker 2>ricky steamboat is still dying and dying hard. But finally
<v Speaker 2>the steamboat kicks up out of the corner and Jake
<v Speaker 2>collapses back onto the referee. At this point, steamboat leaps
<v Speaker 2>down onto Jake and starts throwing punches from the mount.
<v Speaker 1>It's it's like a weird it's it's it's like a
<v Speaker 1>it's a grounded fez press.
<v Speaker 2>It is because he's already on the floor when the
<v Speaker 2>malt sound and steamboat gets free, and now he's going
<v Speaker 2>off on the wound.
<v Speaker 1>Jake's head bleeding still very much.
<v Speaker 2>So it gets so crazy that Tiger Chung Lee and
<v Speaker 2>Paul Christian and Brett Hart and others have to come
<v Speaker 2>in and pull steamboat off of Jake.
<v Speaker 1>Roberts, Yep, it's just an awful way to fucking end
<v Speaker 1>the tape, the final match on the final so many
<v Speaker 1>non finishes in this tape too. You could do? Could
<v Speaker 1>you have? You choose? You choose which match to end
<v Speaker 1>the tape? Ones you do, and you choose one that's
<v Speaker 1>a non finish.
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<v Speaker 2>my stomach, like it's over. I feel like I got
<v Speaker 2>to go to school tomorrow. When I see that, I
<v Speaker 2>know you know what I mean. Yeah, that's the end
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