*PATREON EXCLUSIVE* Under the CineMat Ep. 158: Die Hard 2: Die Harder

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2025-12-19 4 min Transcript

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<v Speaker 1>It's under the cinemat So the movie is shot in Alpina, Michigan, right, yes, yes,
<v Speaker 1>And for some reason, the reporter says, you know what,
<v Speaker 1>everyone's really concerned about this copycat phenomenon. Let me call
<v Speaker 1>the director of public affairs for the city of Dallas,
<v Speaker 1>Texas and ask him if he's worried about this movie,
<v Speaker 1>and if not, why not? Can I just ask you
<v Speaker 1>a question before you keep going, Yeah, this is this
<v Speaker 1>movie being shot in Dallas or what's the what's the
<v Speaker 1>nexus to Dallas? I'm not I'm not getting that, sir.
<v Speaker 1>Do you think this will cause people to hijack planes
<v Speaker 1>or not? The question is simple now. If the city
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to answer the question, that'll be noted in
<v Speaker 1>the article as well.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure fine. You know I can tell you, I
<v Speaker 2>can guarantee you right now that they that they will
<v Speaker 2>cause terrorism. He leans it on her percent because he's
<v Speaker 2>so afraid of coming off the roadway already heard from
<v Speaker 2>people who have said they're gonna copycat die Hard too.
<v Speaker 2>That goes to the lead that goes right after the
<v Speaker 2>third paragraph.
<v Speaker 1>His name's Jim. Next day yet Jim. Yes, the mayor
<v Speaker 1>wants to see you ship. So what I pick up?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, just on a lark. I've got a buddy
<v Speaker 1>in the Detroit airport.
<v Speaker 2>He calls me. He's got the Detroit Free Press here
<v Speaker 2>for some reason. My spokesman, Well, millions of miles away, thousands,
<v Speaker 2>hundreds of thousands of miles away, whatever it is, is
<v Speaker 2>serving up a quote. This film that Dallas has nothing
<v Speaker 2>to do with, is going to cause hijackings and terrorism. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>they miscorded me, sir. I didn't say so. I said.
<v Speaker 2>I said, you know that that we we hear analys
<v Speaker 2>we we we we believe that. You know, people are
<v Speaker 2>free to make their own choices about things, and that
<v Speaker 2>they're not able to He doesn't even like lean on
<v Speaker 2>you know. So, I was in a tough spot. I
<v Speaker 2>had no idea what to say. This is the stupidest
<v Speaker 2>request I've ever gotten in this job. No, he starts
<v Speaker 2>going to the Holy Steel about how it came, how
<v Speaker 2>he feels deep in his bones what he told that reporter,
<v Speaker 2>just like what the No, we here in Dallas we
<v Speaker 2>believe in him.
<v Speaker 1>You speak of after the whole city, are you?
<v Speaker 2>That's why I hired you. We believe in the sanctity
<v Speaker 2>of choice. Okay, before if we don't support Diard, we
<v Speaker 2>believe the sanctity of choice. Are you kidding me? That
<v Speaker 2>sounds like we're pro abortion. Get the fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 2>We believe in this choice, choice, except for when it
<v Speaker 2>comes to abortion, which is a crime except punishable by death,
<v Speaker 2>except in cases where the mother's health is at risk.
<v Speaker 2>No even man punishable by death. Abort, abort, aboard. You
<v Speaker 2>can say that again. I'm sending you to hr to abort.
<v Speaker 2>You're turning, you're on playing in here. This guy's outing
<v Speaker 2>the worst day ever at the office, just because some
<v Speaker 2>it's like it's like the moment to the fucking phone
<v Speaker 2>when that person, like the moment you hung out to
<v Speaker 2>giving the fucking guy in Detroit that quote, it's like immreiately,
<v Speaker 2>the fucking the mayor's calling, Did you fucking say this?
<v Speaker 2>The goddamn can we support the movie's gonna be goddamn
<v Speaker 2>terrorism in Dallas? Yes, he's okay, you're right. Yes, the
<v Speaker 2>guy doesn't just say this movie will cause like terrorism
<v Speaker 2>in Dallas. He makes it about Dallas.
<v Speaker 1>This guy just did not understand the assignment in any way,
<v Speaker 1>shape or form.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't support terrorism myself, if that helps a
<v Speaker 2>picture like the guy who is doing pr for like Mattress,
<v Speaker 2>Mac and Houston on the nine to eleven SmackDown, Welcome
<v Speaker 2>you talking back and forth with like Bruce Pritchett about
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