"WE" Ranked EVERY Zelda from BEST to WORST | Nontendo Podcast #50

Obviously we're excited about the Kingdom. I'm excited. You know what else I'm
excited for? I think, I do you want to say it together?
One? Two, three, fifty? Yeah, episode fifty. We made
it. Yeah, we had way to one hundred look at us, didn't
could you even imagine I had? I did not know all the trials and
tribulations we went through trying to get this thing off the ground. Ye,
I did not think you would make it this far. Nope, what happened?
I don't know. I don't know. I honestly I didn't think you
would. I knew for a fact you would bail at some point. And
best case scenario, I thought I had like thirty forty episodes in me too.
I thought I thought you would have dipped before then. Anyway, honestly
say, I mean, we had a lot of problems getting it off the
ground, and then, uh, somehow we worked it out so it's smoothed
out. It was a really a rough takeoff and then and now it's good.
It's good now. Yeah. I think the biggest hurdle was it had
to launch strong and it had to stay consistent. And you know, I
didn't not that I didn't think that was going to happen, But there's a
possibility any new project doesn't doesn't do that. But as did. And yeah,
we're still here. Yeah, maybe it did good, still doing good.
Yeah. There was also the whole problem with us trying to get a
team together and having like management stuff, and then we had all these contra
there are issues with contracts. You know what, though, I think all
that stuff brought us closer together. I think it a weird because all of
a sudden we're involved in something where we felt like we were getting screwed over
and we were working as a team to try and fight out of it and
figure out a way to like be better than it. And it was almost
like a screw you will do it ourselves. It was that. Yeah,
and then we did. And then we look at us and honestly, if
that didn't happen, I don't know if we would have made it this far
right, No, you're right, we would have out we're getting screwed in
the worst way. Yeah, we're in the middle of it with no way
out, and that would have been way worse. That would have been way
worse. Yeah, And instead we figured it out and we got through it.
It's very nice. I'm very happy you're welcome. I also like that,
you know, this podcast in a lot of ways has helped me with
my anxiety and getting out to New York more. It's helped all of us
get closer together and build relationships and come closer as a little family. And
I think it's been really positive. I love it. Yeah, you really
thankful for had a lot of trips. No, this has like forced me
every two weeks to like do a big trip. But it's good. It's
what I wanted to do before. All of this is what I wanted to
commit to. You didn't even realize you would have the anxiety before. Like
we we're like, let's do a podcast. I'm going to come every week,
and then you're like, oh no, my brain, Yeah I know,
yeah yeah, And then I pushed back and then a lot of remotes
were because of my anxiety. There was one time I tried, I tried
to get here and failed. I yeah, I was here, I was
in the other I was like, okay, no, I get it.
It's cool, and then I just went home. That was a rough day.
No, but sucked. I wanted to do more remote and you were
pushing really hard to do every single one in person, and then yeah,
I finally gave in and I was like, fine, we'll do whatever.
And then you were like, I don't want to do a person anymore.
I was like, yeay, I think we found a nice. We have
a nice you know, it's like fifty fifty and that's what I wanted to
begin with. It's not well. My biggest paranoia was that people would not
like the remotes, that we would do all to this and this is so
good that we did remote no one would watch, and I was scared that
would hurt the product. But I think people are very understanding and they like
it either way, you know, they willing to just watch. I think
COVID kind of taught people that it's fine. Yeah, and I understand,
like do you lose a little bit of the chemistry and it's nice to have
like a room full of people, absolutely, but if the contents there,
like we do the episode with point Crow, yeah, it's awesome. Yeah,
that was great even it wasn't in person, but it was great even
otherwise, you know, and like we did the Mario talking about the Marian
movie and that was just good because we had to talk about the Marian movie,
but the way it worked and Jackson was in the room with you,
and I thought that was really cool because it was right behind. Yeah,
it's been really nice just being close to everybody too and having like moments like
that happened. It's been really awesome. I think it's a good we have
a good uh. We we found a good rhythm of like, yes,
uh, it is what we have to talk about this week that important?
Like is it like should we be together for it? And then we will
if we have to be, but if we can delay it a week by
doing a remote, if we don't have that much like in depth stuff to
talk about, which is creates that balance too, Yeah, which is good.
So we made it. We've done, didn't We've done fifty Well,
we're done than we do. That's it. That's the end of it.
We were trying to decide if we wanted to do a big celebration episode for
fifty off of fifty two, because fifty two even though we took like breaks,
I took two weeks off, but I think we added two episodes,
like we doubled up extra episodes for like a direct or something, so one
direct and there's one other thing. I guess we've landed back at episode fifty
two, actually landing at the year mark. Yeah, so we're gonna do
something fun for episode fifty two when we figure that out. I know what
I want to happen, Okay, and I'm going to add some extra stuff
to it, and we can maybe talk with Hannah about we do have confirmation
the way we get Kate, Oh, we have confirmation. You want to
keep it secret, Let's give a secret, okay. But I would like
to get Keke. I'd like to get streamers. I want everyone. He
gets streamers. We got we got one, two, three, like potty
streamers. I've got four gold confetti cannons that I haven't used yet, the
kind of twist, but they get everywhere. So I hope you have a
good Oh should we figure out old confirmation full? Yeah? Yeph where who?
Okay? Can we get confirmation for where? That's still being worked on
it? Okay? I have a cake person. If we want to make
a Nintendo cake, yes, yeah, I'll talk. How much is that
I don't know, tell me right now, however much it is? Yes,
Okay, I'm taking it out of the Nintendo budgets, the pat Yeah,
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Patreon bonus episodes, and I hope that we can get things even crazier.
It Scoots doing is already stuff. It is already kind of crazy that we
have people that work on this every week. It's kind of really crazy.
Yeah, multiple people. We've been hanging in the top ten of of gaming
Apple Charts ever since we started a year ago. We're in top ten right
now. Sometimes we bounced back up to top five. We're hanging in there
with the big boys, the IGN the kind of funny feel funny. He's
got like fourteen thousand different podcasts I know, and they're all up there.
And they're all up there. We need three more podcasts. I have two
amazing show premises. Okay, let's hear it. Pitch it really yeah,
are you joking? No? Okay. Nontendo Power it's a really good idea.
It's like Nintendo Power, but Nontendo Power is like a gaming book.
It's a magazine where it happens once a month, you play a game and
like it doesn't like you guys hosted or someone else. I don't know.
That's a really cool idea. But that forces me to play a game.
I'll play it if it if it's just Maria Maker, Yeah, yeah,
I like it. Even Nintendo Power, that's cool. That's a cool idea.
I think it's such a good idea. What else, what else you
got? Keep them calling? You said, yeah too, he wasn't expecting
to have the stage. All right, here's another. I got nothing.
That's okay. You had a good one. It was hot. The book
club. The book club, the thing is really cool. I like doing
that with Patreon people. Yeah, even just the idea. Pick the game
Nintendo Power as a as a title. I like that. That would be
cool between like Nontendo and then Super Nintendo. But I'm like that makes it
sound like it's better than the regular podcast, and I don't like that Super
Nintendo would be a good second general name. We should What are we actually
doing today? Oh? Yeah, that was me. That was good.
We're doing a weird thing because this episode fifty, so we wanted to spend
a little bit of time talking about this. But we also we haven't talked
about Zelda in forever and it's coming out. Yeah, and we had a
fun idea. I mean, I want to talk about two that came out
a little bit for this idea, but uh, we had an idea that
we would do a tier list of all the yeah Zelda game that came out.
We would do a tier list for every Zelda game that came It's gonna
be me. I'm gonna make the tier list. And I've played how many
of you think, like, like a quarter of the Zelda games? What
number is that to you? For? What number is that what you think
a quarter is? Well, we'll get through it. I'll go through them
you think you think it is, because I'm gonna hear you say two,
and don't be really upset. No, I was gonna say four. I
was gonna say four games. I know for a fact just by looking at
the list he's playing four. Yeah. Yeah, probably you're gonna te list
all of them. Yeah, based on just what I think from what I've
seen. I'm gonna really enjoy this. And then and then you and then
you get to this part. Be great. How much input am I allowed
to have? You're allowed to have as much input as you want, But
the tier list is mine, So it's wherever it goes. It's going.
I'm gonna be trying to get you to change your mind. Yes, that's
the point. Okay, Yeah, and then one day the whole idea agree
was I wanted you to do Mario games, but okay, Marry, it's
kind nothing going on. And then we got his other game coming out,
so it's all me, baby, I might end up agreeing with you.
You might nail it, just based on the reading of the bay. No
way, I'm nailing. I already know you're arena, so yeah, probably
not. Yeah, can we give brand an extra work? Can we get
the bingle at a tangle costume? And can we make him like splice in
like Game number one, like grimbling guy, or he's physically putting things,
putting the games on the board. We should have done that. We should
have printed every game. We do it tearless, next time we do it
tearless. Totally possible for a lot of people. We just get it done
after the fact. Yeah, you can, let's pay him. Let's pay
him to film the whole thing himself. Okay, he'll do it. Okay,
Okay, we can make this happen. I kind of I kind of
don't. I want to give him like a very loose idea of what the
film six dollars and then just be like, just do it. I'm gonna
give him a box of take him comes just like figure you know what,
you talk to him, Okay, I don't want to know, you too,
come up with something. He's gonna have to get the results though she's
recorded. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Yeah he'll get he'll
get an image of the final team. We just have like movements him just
slapping it off. I kind of want to film that myself. I want
to know. I want to be surprised. Yeah. I wanted to talk
a little bit about Tears of the Kingdom, tho we haven't gotten to talk
about it. There's been a bunch of trailers. There's a final trailer that
just happened. And I really didn't really care about the Kingdom until I jumped
back into the Breath of the Wild for that one stream that I did.
And you remember how good the game is, because you're really good. Yeah,
it's really good games really good. It's a good game. It's a
very good game. And even though Tears of the Kingdom is gonna it's based
off of the bones of Breath of the Wild, it I'm I'm more than
happy to jump back into that play a whole game like that. I was
a little worried going into my crowd control of Birth of the Wild, because
for as much as I talk about how much I love it, it came
out right as I started really getting into my YouTube career, and I never
had time to go back and play any game, let alone at sixty eighty
hour Birth of the Wild play through. So I've only ever played it through
once, like like start to finish. I've done mod videos and I've started
it. I've played it for videos on YouTube, but never a whole playthrough.
So I was like, what if I play it this time and I
get bored and it's like it doesn't hold up where it's not as good now?
It was like even better the second time because I knew what I was
doing, and I knew where to go, and I knew how to interact
with the game. So I'm from the start. I wasn't wasting any time,
but I was still exploring and making the most of the adventure. And
that was even with the crowd messing with me and making it harder and worse.
It was very funny, very fun but the base game was still so
much fun to play. Yeah, and my favorite part is that it's you
could just do whatever, and anything you do adds to the progression. You
don't feel like you're wasting time doing anything. And that's why people spend so
much time playing that game. It's the perfect open world formula. Now,
it still bums me out you finished it without doing two of the Divine Beasts.
So what I did was, I haven't played the game since like twenty
eighteen. Maybe I got like thirty five hours in it, and I beat
two of the Divine Beasts, and then I just had other games to play.
I just kind of fell out. Which two did you do again?
You remember the Elephant the flying thing? Yeah, okay, those are two
good ones, I guess. So I did those way back in the day,
and I wanted to replay the game. I wanted to finish it before
the new game came. Yeah, And I was like, I don't want
to spend the time, you know what, I'm just gonna run the Gannon
and see what happens. And then I did, and then I beat him,
and I beat them first try. I know. I was actually impressed
by that. It was very lucky I got down to a quarter of a
heart a lot of times, and I ran out of all my food too.
At the very end, I almost died at the spoilers for brother a
while. I almost died with the arrow thing at the very end. You
would get a reset there anyway, Okay, good. I thought that would
have been the end. That would have That would have sucked. But you
have to If you don't beat the Divine Beast, you have to beat the
blit Gannons like I had to do Thunderblit and win blit. Oh did you
did you? Oh? Yeah? And you have to do it all in
a row. You have to if you die, all start over. Yeah,
that's why I forgot about that, but I was so I did.
I did die on the blight Gannons a couple of times. But once you
figure it out, you kind of figure it out. And then when I
got to the main Gannon, that was just I just I just brute forced
it and parried the whole time. Harrying is so ope. And I lost
the uh the high rule shield. I lost that on the thunderblin Gannon because
he hits you and you lose it. And I didn't realize and I didn't
pick it back up, so so I just didn't have that. I got
the shield, yeah, because he's it's in And that was the only prep
I did was get that shield and then uh, I lost it and I
just used a different shield, and I just you know, you could have
got the master sword. Oh with the glitch, the camp fire glitch.
Yeah, yes, it's stupid, but I looked it up. It's actually
really easy, but I haven't done it. My chat was telling me all
different things like, oh, you should get the match sword, Oh,
you should do this, Oh you should just beat the other divine beats.
Oh, And I was like, guys, the whole point of this is
for me to just be lined to gannon dude, So that's what I'm doing.
My my issue was streaming with it. Well, the only thing I
hated was it was the biggest backseat gaming game I've ever played. I think
that and like, maybe elden Ring have to be up there, yea for
the most backseating possible, And I think I would scream at people like shut
up, I don't want your backseating, and a new person will come in
and be like, has he done the camp fire glitch? Why? Why
is he trying to get all the hots? Hey, why your speed running
this game? Why don't just slow down a little bit. I appreciate that
they actually were like, oh, if somebody tries to just brute force to
Gannon, we'll we'll add a lot of shit in the way. Versus I
made it really hard, which is cool. Versus is just going and fighting
again and that's it. Like the first time the blights, the first time
I played, and going through the whole game and making sure I did everything,
and then I got to the end and he got hit with the laser
and it took out half his health. I was like, I could have
done that, but that's it. But yeah, then later I found out
you have to go through every blight Gannon as well. You just missed that
whole step. If you do them all one at a time, and if
you die on one of them, you start all over, yeah, which
is kind of crazy. And if you rush, you like have no hearts,
no stamina, no weapons, no items. I had I think nine
arts. I'm suppressed that you did that. That's cool. Yeah, I
was very happy. I mean I again, it was a lot of luck.
I was breaking swords and I just so happened to have like enough because
again I didn't collect any swords. I just went right to the castle.
Whatever happened happened, and I just went right again the ground too, in
the room with Gannon in the room that happened. I did pick up anything
in the castle. There's a lot of really high level stuff which helped I
think. Um, but yeah, that's again what you said. That's what
I love about that game is that you could just play it however you want.
I hope Tears of the Kingdom you can run to thencause I kind of
want to do that. I kind of just want to see what happens.
I'm sure speed Runs want to do that. They haven't talked about it.
If you can play that game in any order. We don't really know who
the boss is, Like we know ganning for as much crying as that little
blue puppet does. We really don't know anything about this game, seems charged.
I was trying to be funny. I love Alo, But as much
as Alah complains about spoilers and like every trailer breaks his hot, I know
nothing about this game. Man. Really, the only thing they've really shown
me in trailers is that I can do freaking robot wars like it's the nineties
and build my Sick with my little shaky arm. I tweeted about that and
a weird tweet back that was like this is really unfortunate for casual Zelda fans.
I was like, why you if you don't have to do the stuff?
Everything is optional. Everything in this in this game is very obviously optional
too. And the little short little thing we see where Link is on a
mech the other people the what do they call it? A freaking pig guys,
I never of anything. You can clearly just jump on their thing and
yeah, kill them all. Yeah you can. There's a million ways to
do everything, Like that's showing us all these ways to get up into the
sky and they're like you can turn into water and drip up, you can
climb, you can reverse time. You can just strap our rocket to your
shield and set it on fire. Yeah, Sick Gannon looks awesome in this.
I want to be able to play as him. He looks daddy daddy.
Although have you seen the rendering someone did but they shaved his bid He's
got like no chin links that photo and said that's before and after you've shaved
m oh oh yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, that's why he has the
beard. It's most people, but his bid comes out like this and makes
his she also defined. Yeah, but yeah, if you take it away,
he's got he's got like he knows look good man, you know he's
got a Samurai sword. That's very different for for a Gannon. Well what
was the abs Demise? What was what was the guy that you fought in
a skyboard sword? Demise? Right, yeah, it was Demise, and
then um, the guy that was kind of the elf, Yeah, Demise.
I feel like like this is just me projecting into what I think this
is going to be. But it seems like it's a Demise type character that's
the boss that is like fused with Gannon or something, because that's what it
seems like one of the trailers. I think you might team up with Gannon.
Yeah, and then you fight him at the end. But like,
I think there might be a common thread stript. I mean, it's fine,
like no one knows what's happening. I mean, I have a lot
of theories back and forth, but there is uh, there is that line
at the end of the trailer, was out is like please lend him your
power. Yeah, imagine if she's talking to Gannon, That's what I'm saying,
Yeah, please lend Link your power. And then he has like a
kind of a gannon ish arm. There's apparently like an ancient like race of
people that they think is like part of the bad Guys, which is because
there's a whole uh isn't that and they're in the well. Also, all
of the creatures around this new game, the new creatures look like ancient bits
and pieces that kind of get like the goo to kind of bring them back
to That's what I'm thinking, is the is the threat and maybe yeah,
Gannon is like also trying to fight them. The theory right now is that
this game is about breaking the Zelda Um timeline. Yeah, because the Skyward's
Sword Demise like set a curse or like Links always going to be reincarnated.
Zelda is always going to be reincarnated, and he's going to be reincarnated,
and Demise becomes Ganadorf Hilia Zelda and Link is Link, and this game is
thought to be like they're breaking away from that. Gannadorf has figured out how
and everyone thinks like that would be really supposedly breath of while the virgins of
the timelines yea, and yeah, like you said, there's a loop and
this is something's going on with that loop here you imagine, you know,
the thought of but trailers Wielder and Linka going into the cave and they kind
of find that, like Husk, which I think must be gannon that they
kind of what if they're looking for him for help to resurrect him that messed
up, that'd be such a bad idea. Well unless he's on that he
has these what if they bring in all the pieces of the trifles together in
a cooperative way. That seems like if they just want the track force of
power that makes it. In the original game, there's like hieroglyphics of like
gan it the Dark Beest ganon fighting a guy that like is said to be
the hero, but he's like wearing exactly what again Purp is wearing that we
now see and he has red hair. It's like the same pose too,
Yeah, the same pose exactly. So do you ever watch a Celtic m
he's a he's like he does a lot of timeline videos and not conspiracy but
kind of breaks down the trailer. He's really good at like figuring out what
he thinks the game could be, and just like very lower based. It's
He's cool. I try and stay away from a lot of this because I
don't want to go in with too many preconceived notions or like figure it out
before I love it. I like some light speculation. Yeah, I don't
want to actually know, though. I don't care if I'm right or wrong
either. Yeah, I just like it'll be good no matter what. Yeah.
Zeltic is also very leak free. He doesn't talk about that stuff.
He'll just take a trailer and be like analysis, let's do it. But
like he won't be like, oh, the commercial was released, let's let's
talk about that leak. He'll actually go in and be like, I don't
want to talk about that. He doesn't want to pull an ye coming from
you today, like Sean's crazy. Whoa, they're they're listening. Sounds like
Siri didn't have her coffee today. We saw the actual tiers this time of
the Kingdom. Oh the little beans, the little beans. Yeah, bean
guys. Zelda was holding one, and then like all the supporting cash from
the last game had on them. Someway. Yeah, I saw. I
think Nintendo Life had an article. Here's all the beans, and they at
least all the beans. Yeah, motterfucking grind them and make coffee for Siri.
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It's very good. Okay, okay, oh we do. We get to
do the tier listener, I get to do the tea list now. Ye,
I don't know who I want that. I'm want to be fighting really
hard for the actual goods out of games. Okay, just so you know,
we'll figure it out. Can I help you fight with it? Yeah,
you're all more than welcome to light. But a get tracks guy.
In which case, I have four Zelda tattoos. Let's let's go again.
It is my list, so I'll put it where it belongs with your knowledge.
It's intensive knowledge, exactly exactly. I'm not looking forwards. Are we
in chronological order? Half? I'm going to read them off in chronological order
and then place them on this tier list. Uh, there's about twenty games.
We'll go through them all. Yeah, hit me with it. I
know. The first one is just the legend of Zelda, then game.
Yes, the first one is the legend of Zelda on the NIS released um
in nineteen eighty seven. Seven. Oh, can I guess the years as
we go? That would be fun. I'm gonna get them all wrong.
What are the tis? S, A, B, C, D,
YEP S theF okay? Uh, this game's mid it's set the whole timeline.
So look at me like that. You don't like it either, there's
evil game. I like this game. It is. It is not the
best. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna give it a solid B because I
know there's gonna be other games that I'm gonna put lower than I'm okay with
this. There's definitely games at rank above it in an s I'm okay with
this. Okay, next, Wow, I want to plow through because we're
gonna probably have some debate. Can I say that the first game, though
really started at all. Breath of the Wild is essentially that game, just
in three D. Usually there's a lot of things they did to it.
No, it went back to like an open world format. The demo for
Breath of the Wild was a version of the original game before anybody even got
to play. Breath of the World is as close to Zelda's roots as ever
because it's open world. Yes, there was no They choose your own past
dungeons, and it's not linear. Everything happens within the world. Okay,
it took a long time to get back to an old guy in the beginning.
There's an old guy in the beginning. There is an old guy in
the beginning of Breath of the World. It is literally it is that game
in twenty twenty seventeen. Whenever it came a lot better twenty seventeen, I
would say a lot better. The weapons break now. Like I like old
games. I love old game and I just never got into Zelda. I
was just like, what am I doing. I'm the opposite. You seem
to like puzzle platform challenges. I like adventures. I like going on adventures.
Okay, next, our next contender is Zelda to the Adventure of Link,
released for the NES in year oh two years after, which was so
nineteen eighty nine. Damn one year you lose a year after? Yea.
I think I think a completely different team made this because this is a two
D game. I love two D games. This is no I'm kidding.
This game wasn't good. I actually so, I played the I didn't play
many Zelda games. I played the first one, didn't really know what the
hell I was doing. This one I played for like, I'm this is
scary one than you're saying this because you said you've played full which means if
these are two, no, I played this one for like, I don't
know if I count this one as one that I played because I've played it
for like twenty thirty minutes. It's fine, it's it's really not a good
the game. Like at I'm a putting input in. I want to hear
where you're putting it. Where did I put the last one? B?
This one c S. I agree with that, yeah, lower, oh
yeah, I don't want to influence your list. You know what, you
might be right though, this is the worst one that put it indeed,
put it into your influencing put it in because because there I have to say,
I don't think any Zelda game is bad. You played twenty thirty minutes,
trust me, it gets worse. Yeah, I mean, I think
the best thing is just versing the shadow link, Like that's like the that's
the only thing that that's the only thing. It's a whole different game.
It's like a side scroll with a big over world map. It's more my
speed. But it's it's d Wikipedia lists it as being commonly labeled as the
black sheep of the series. That makes sense. It is because it's nothing
like any of the other's elders. Why I would love it, not even
Cold Zelda. It's like link links eventures, eventures A link, keep going,
I have a questions. Next we have the Legend of Zelda, a
link to the past release for the NES in nineteen ninety one. Yes,
it's ninety one s tier. Thank you really, Yes, this I actually
played and this was my favorite Zelda game. This was my favorite Zelda game.
That's my favorite game. Wow, And that's as much. Have you
played links? Don't tell me that. Don't tell me anything about it.
You played Link between Wolds? Yeah? On on the H three d oh
no, no, no, no, I haven't played that. That's it's
like a direct sequel. Okay, I haven't played it. We probably love
it. Will see what its like. It's better than yeah, better than
Yes, hard to believe. I know, I know it's hot to believe,
but it's commonly accepted as better than that. Game is fantastic. I
do it does look really good game. No, I love I love this
game. Because I like a lot of stuff that released for the super fans.
And I played this after I played Okerina of Time and Everybody's gone my
whole life, People you don't like all great time. And then I went
back and played this and I was like, this is fucking awesome. In
my opinion, there was three big Zelda games from every era, and this
was one. Yeah for this era to agree. Yeah, I liked it
a lot. Next. Next is the Legend of Zelda Links Awakening, released
in nineteen ninety three for the Game Boy. Uh yeah, this was also
great. Are we gonna? Are we? Are we four? Why fight?
I forgot about this one, so I didn't actually played this. I
played this for like two seconds. I played the remake on this. Okay,
is that how much I feel like we can that's a copy? No,
I think we could wrap all of these. There's the first one,
then there's d X, which was in color and I don't think they changed
much, and then the the remaster remake for Switch. We can count them
all as one. Yeah. I didn't play this for that long. Yeah,
but I played the game Boy version a little bit, just when I'm
like testing stuff out, and I played the Switch version in a decent amount,
like like four hours. Did you like four to five hours? It
was good. Yeah, did you get to the fetch question part? Because
that's like a big part of that game is there's a lot of facts.
I might have stopped because of a fetch question. Yeah, the fetch question
was the only pot that made it kind of a drag. I think I'm
still good. I think I liked it because it reminded me a lot of
a link to the past. Yeah, no, it's very solemn, and
I the art style for the Switch version got a lot of disagree to a
link to the past. Yeah, it's the most like it out of any
of the other ones. Yeah, I guess. I mean it's it's very
different, but I think it or if it comes more to okay, that's
fair. What are you saying about the art? The version for the Switch
got a lot of crap because of the art style. But actually I love
the art style. I love lit, the weird little style, the weird
little tilt shift like out of focus. Yea, I think the Switch version
is the best version of the game, hands down. Yes, yeah,
I wish Nintendo would remake stuff in a way and they just played with the
art style. I wish the Pokemon games where we made to look like this,
yeah, instead of what we got. Yeah, it was a platinum
whatever. The crapping, I like, let's go I would have been I
thought, let's go ahead of my thoughts style. Yeah, because that was
almost like the Shadows Light. Yeah. I like. I like how they
instead of just trying to make it graphically impressive, they put h really like
they put a really harsh art style. Yeah, like like they just completely
changed the way that that that it looked to fit. And uh, yeah,
it was really good. I like how it's super wacky, especially the
game Boy version, how they put like Mario characters in. Yeah. Um,
I mean the whole thing is a dream so it's just wild. Yeah,
you're like trying to get some of a mountain to get away a leg.
But but I think I think on the Switch, I was running into
things that kind of dated it, like some I guess maybe they were FETs
questions and I just didn't realize it. I just didn't know what to do.
There's one giant fresh fetch quest in the game, Like there's just one
big one that you have to do throughout the entire game. In that game,
I think I stopped playing because I do it all in one shot.
But the whole idea is progressing the game. You get to do this fetch
quest as you go, slap it on B at the end of B.
Yeah, wait behind whatever? Is there any one? The first game I
do not remember. I don't know. I wouldn't say. I would say
in front of that, it's not my list, it's not your list.
Go on the back. First one was the defining game, this one,
and that's why it's me next. Next we have, of course, the
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, released in nineteen ninety eight and sixty four.
I give this one a lot of credit for the time it was released.
I have a vendetta against this game because everyone was trying to tell me
that I have to like it, and I played it when it came out,
rented it from Blockbuster, rented it a bunch of times. Because even
at the time, people were telling me I have to like it, and
I just could not get into it. I'm sitting there rolling around High Rule
wondering where who I got to talk to to get the story moving, and
I couldn't figure it out. Just for a start on the controller. At
the start screen, you get the story rolling. No, you gotta walk
around and talk to the exact right person to know what to do every step
of the way. Literally, you take a step down and a giant tree
says, go to the castle and see the princess. Yeah, and then
you do that, and then what And then she tells you to go somewhere,
and there's a bird to go to Death Mountain, and the bird starts
yelling at you. Every time you get somewhere, they're like, go here
now. No. There's parts of the game where you have to talk to
a random villager, and then you sit around and you talk to every single
villager until something. When you were younger, did you just mash a yes,
absolutely, that's your I played the okay, So then the game came
out on the three DS, So I got it on the three D.
Way to compare this at all, it's so I got it on the three
DS. I was much older three D version. It was the same game,
and I got halfway through the game and then I turned into an adult
and everybody and people somebody told me did you do this? And I was
like no, and they're like, oh, you're gonna have a hard time
then, and I was like, forget it. I was just not playing.
This is why you don't listening to people. I didn't like the game
anyway. Then I started streaming on Twitch about probably yeah, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter because I didn't. When I finally beat the game,
I did a playthrough on Twitch, and uh, I understand why everybody likes
it because playing that game on you like, temples are moving, like you're
furious at me. I played the I understand because the game came out on
the N sixty four and every little corner that you turn unlocks this like massive
world and you're just constantly turning a corner playing the game for a like hours,
just run around doing the same thing, and then you do you move
one little rock and then there's a whole little dungeon. Like that's crazy when
you're seven, Yeah, but now I'm a full grown adult and I've done
that a thousand times in a lot of other games, like what like every
open world RPG that exists, This was like the first one that paved the
way for all of those. What would your rank it? Then? Um,
I'm waiting for him to say something bad. We're both gonna walk out.
Now. Here's the thing is that, like when you're doing a tierless
like this you got, I'm kind of ranking it on whether or not it's
good to play. Now that's part of the ranking. I think it was
just ruined for you because it's one of them games that's so beloved. It
was ruined by by what of mouth and like getting over hin. Yes,
I but I didn't like it when I played it at the time either.
That's the problem. But it sounds like you matched a the whole time.
And yeah, I was a child. I don't think Mary Is sixty four
is better Marry sixty four. You can pick it up and just just wahoo,
yeah, because there's a because there's no story. Yeah, dude,
puzzles and platforming. There's puzzles and stuff. That's what I mean. That's
just all that That's all that is is puzzles. Yeah, it's better for
it. You don't. You don't get moments like ganand Off stealing Zelda and
her throwing a roll karina at you and now you have Zelda's all karina and
you can put music on it. Hold on, now, boba's a point.
Nothing feels better than a BLJ. It's true. Ever you ever gotten
a BLJ? I think so simple flips on he should, it'll be a
good guy to talk about that. I think give you a letter. All
right, Um, I'm gonna say, see WHOA wait till Majora's mask.
Are you being serious? Yeah? Below, I think it's I think it's
set a great like president for three D games going forward. But I think
that it's overhyped and not great to go back and play now. I think
you are putting your bias of just yes, not because it's my list,
it's going in. You think, even objectively it's worse than the NES game
and Links Awakening objectively as a game worse. It is worse to play now
than Links Awakening. I mean, I wow, that's actually the way he's
I understand what you mean by that, but I am I disagree with it.
I do too, But like I think you're allowed to. I think
it holds up so well even now, I will say, I don't.
I think a lot of N sixty four games don't hold up. I think
this is one of those ones that just holds up alongside Maria sixty four.
They okay, I will visually maybe not. I will agree with Bob on
the on the level of if I pick up Zelda, I will know,
I know I'll have him more like ugh time than if I pick up Mar
sixty four. Here's another not like if I do play the freaking links Awakening
is good, but you play it like once and then you put it on
the show if you don't want to go back in and like, I'll do
the spetch question that go here, I have to turn now and right now.
At least with al Karina, It's like a big open world and every
time you can like explore it a little differently and new. But see,
that's another reason why people liked it so much, was because they were enthralled
in the world and they got to discover all the stuff. I did not
give a shit about the world. I was like, I just want to
beat the game. Nothing about this where it's just flat planes of of of
green. You know, it didn't capture me in a way that maybe want
to explore. This episode is not going to be an hour. I'm telling
both of you, we're going to definitely dive into this real heart. Okrien,
Okrian. I knew was going to be a big pain point. So
objectively you think it's a worse game than the ANYS game and links Awakening.
Object any Sea might have to move it. I'm just as any S game
is a little questionable, but links Awakening, I think it's worse than links
Awakening to play right now. If I would just suggest it to somebody who's
never played a game before, I wouldn't be like, play Okerena before links
Away, play a long fetch quest. Yeah, yes, so you don't
have to do that, and I did with Okerina. Also, that's a
good point. There's no fetch question. No, there's a lot of fetch
questions Aerati time. Yes, No, there's more fetch You know, it's
really annoying about Oker question. You know what's really annoying there is you know,
it's really annoying about acheratid time. That's the fetch question. I can't
think of one. But what's really annoying about Operative time. The sword.
That's the fetch quest is the gore On sword. It's killing Gannon. It's
the fetch question. You gotta go. Yeah, yeah, there's you have
you have to capture ten chickens. It's part of the game's run around in
the town, though in like you can do that in thirty second, there's
not much of a quest. You don't have to do that, brother that
Mario. It's more it's more of a it's more of a short task than
a quest. One of the one of the biggest problems with Ocherati time was
that in the dungeons, there's like little puzzles and yeah, and there's set
things you have to do, like go up to something to press a button
in awkward and because it's a fucking N sixty four game, you walk up
to something, you press the button, and sometimes it doesn't work the first
time, and you're like, oh, I guess that didn't work, or
you have to use a special item on something, and then you go up
to do it and it doesn't work the first time because you weren't standing in
the exact right position or something, and it makes you think that you did
it wrong. So you go around and do all the different items that you
have in your inventory, you press the buttons on all the different stuff that's
there, and then you realize, oh, wait, I was doing the
right thing, it just didn't take the first time. That happened to me
like five different times throughout the player, and that is a limitation of the
N sixty four and that is that the water temple is yeah, the worst
of it. But that's why I think that the game doesn't hold up,
is because that stuff shouldn't happen. And today move on because this will go
on for another I'm going to plow through the rest. What do you guys?
I don't know about that. But sure we have about fifteen games left
and next Major's Mask, right, yeah, okay that I think I haven't
played it, probably worse. I will tell you if you don't like links
Awakening, or you do like links Awaken, even though you stop quest,
Majora's Mask is just a fetch quest. Yeah problem, it doesn't. Yeah,
I I didn't play it because at the time I didn't like Akarina that
much and I figured it looked like more of the same game. What is
I do like the idea of the whole moon crashing down? That looks in
like a dreary world that Nintendo made. It's unique. I don't know if
I would have liked it I played it, But Mask, as we all
know, easily an at a game. But because you've gone and put all
careiner in c D baby, Oh who next? Were behind? Put it
above? This is this is our most disliked episode, and I'm okay with
it. You'll get your chanswer when you do the Mario games. At least
you played him. What do you need a hug? Not yet at the
end you just look so upset. Right now, that one was that one.
We need to get to that point. You put one of the best
ones. Indeed, Yep, they're all good. That's the thing is that
every Zelda game is at least good. I don't want to say that they're
wrong. Yeah, keep going, But it's his list, it's my list,
let me be wrong. Released in two thousand and one for the game
Boy color, we have the Legend of Zelda, Oracle of Seasons. This
one seems fun. You can rope in ages too if you want to.
Yeah, like the same, the same game. This one seems great.
This is one of your favorites. Shut up. This one's a top play
seasons. Yeah, this one seems far. It seems fun. Game game
boy. Yeah, it's in color, it's in color. Me. Yeah,
it's a top it's a top down like a link to the past.
Right, I would like it. It's a season of change. With the
non podcast with the new Zelda Tearless. Oh god stop, put it at
the back A. I feel like I would play that. One's the first
A game. Yeah, and also the front of a there's two of them.
There's two games, which one goes before you've actually played Links Seasons.
Put Seasons in the front because seasons are fun. You've played you, I'm
getting old. You like Links Awakening, So judging on the fact that you
like that game, you think that Seasons might be good, you know,
ranking them above the one that you've played and you like, and that's the
reason why you might like these ones. Yeah. No, no, no,
this is helping me that I know that he doesn't give a link to
the pass and no we're talking about you're not talking about Linked to the Pastroom
up Links Awakening. Oh yes, I might like this better. This game
hasn't a fetch quest. No, but it's it's okay, keep going,
Yeah, everybody don't care. What do you know about what I like?
What do you know about what you like? Next? Uh, it's it's
four Swords. Oh, that game seems fun too, only if you have
friends, though, I feel like this wouldn't be good if you play this
alone. I don't really care for these, to be honest. You can
put these wherever you see. That's fine that they're coming for you. They're
coming to take my Nintendo license away. Oh my god. It's win Waker,
isn't it. Yeah, win Waker. So I remember when this came
out and the game came with that cool tech demo. What alcohol do you
have? I have rum I have a lot of rum. I have fireball
if you want to not taste like alcohol. Okay, awful, that's right.
Yeah. Nintendo had that really cool tech demo where it looked like a
graphics card tech demo. You had link fight again, and then it looked
like realistic and stuff. And then they dropped the trailer for this and everyone
was like, what the fuck, Nintendo? I wanted that cool realistic Zelda.
Remember now you're giving me this cute People are really annoyed about the chib,
but it grew on. People think I was too. But yeah it
does look Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah you never played those I never played
it. Okay, how have you never played it? Even have the HD
remake with all the emulation stuff. I never liked Zelda, Like I feel
like every time I've done any kind of GameCube emulation, Like, the only
thing I'll do is Yeah, the only thing I do is Sunshine and Melee.
I don't know if you'll like this game based on what we've talked about
today, because on one hand, you said you hated Akina because of fetch
quests, and this game is a lot of fetch quests. But you also
love links Awakening, but you stopped playing it because of a fetch quest.
He's gonna have this is so I don't think we want to be clear.
He says, I stopped playing it because of fetch quests. I said I
might have stopped playing around that. If you got stock, it's because you
didn't know what to fetch. Yeah I didn't. I got I got stuck
in apart and stopped playing. I don't know exactly when I got stuck.
To be very clear, Uh, links Awakening is basically a long fetch quest
because they're kind of weaving through a dream. Okay, okay, this is
what you guys are saying. I stopped playing just because I didn't know where
to go. Got stuck. Okay, you got stuck because you need Okay,
Yeah, I just got bored and stuff. You would absolutely get stuck
in wink all right, there's a lot of getting stuck throw it in.
See why don't you play this one on your odin? How about that?
No? Okay, why did I tell him that? I don't know?
What would you if you told me? Next? Hold on? Are we
thinking like a high sea? Mid sea, the middle? You should just
you know, we should do No, we're not doing it. When this
is not today, just tweet it. Don't no context, Just tweet it
and watch what I'll do it now because this is gonna this can be the
only place that wind Waker belongs on. The high sea is the high seas
of baby. I'll schedule it when Waker has some of the best dungeons and
puzzles and world exploration. And also when it released, it was like truly
the first open world game with like no load screens where you it like loaded
but you didn't know it loaded. It isn't really cool techniques. How long
is it? Do I have time? It does thirty to forty hours sounds
like a long time. It also had a really cool story where Zelda was
a pirate and you're actually trying to save your sister, not Zelda it's a
cute sister link gy sister he does in this one jeez young line, So
it was link doesn't help anyway, keep going like this. Okay, we
have four swords adventures about Okay, next skip that one, bingle tingle ted
that one up. Next we have the Minished cap uh by Capcom? Right?
Is this the Gay Advances? Fun? And I like Capcom They make
good games. Oh wait, this is on intens online? Right? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, that one seemed cool. That one seems like another
more of a link a link in the past kind of it had a cap
a weird Capcom feel to it. But yes, it explained that to me.
You could just kind of tell that another team did a take on the
idea. Okay, and it just capcomy for the time. Okay, that
is that Sully the Experience. No, it's actually one of my favorites.
Yeah, I'm playing it now and I like it. It's very fun.
It's good. What's an a tier Racle season in agre throw it behind?
Those? Aren't those also Copcom games? Yeah? That's they are Capcom games.
That's so funny that that didn't Square do it or something? Is it
Capcom? I think I think it's a different team, but I don't know
if it's Capcom. I don't think it was branded as Capcom as hard.
I think those games yeah, Okay, it could be wrong. Pob just
wants to play Mega Man, Yeah exactly, that's why it's Yeah, developed
by Flagship and published by Nintendo. I don't know what Flagship is? What
what? What's that? Capcom or is Japanese gameville funded by Capcom okay,
and Nintendo and Sega, So it's the whole mix. It's funded by Capcom
but not made by Capcom. It's yeah, it definitely fails. They probably
got roped into Capcom and then yeah, they probably the same people worked on
this game too, mish cap is Actually I wonder I wonder if they will,
like, will fund this game if we get to make our own kind
of thing, um, maybe fund like a deal like well like Capcom was
like, will fund seasons of our articles and ages? Whatever? No,
I think Nintendo funded it, but it said Capcom was funding on those games.
You just said it's Capcom funded the company, yeah, but not assarily
the game. They might have made other games for Capcom Okay, yeah,
but then I think I think what happened was Capcom roped them in later or
at least people on the team, and then they got roped into making this
game. But that's pure speculations. Caps great, it seems, it seems.
Yeah, it's not as good as All Care in Time or wind Waker.
Noah, apparently it's better according to my list. All right, ye're
two thousand and six. We have Twilight Princess. Is this the cat one?
Is this the one I stopped playing because of the cat? I think
it is the cat? Yeah, I did play. I play this one
for an hour in the very got stock on the cat at the start and
gave up. Yep. I bought this game for sixty people molish people don't
remember the cat because you do that and then you go on and play the
rest of the sixty hour game. Yeah, the cat wouldn't take the fish.
You fish, You fish in a pond to get a cat. No,
you fish in the pond to get a fish to give to the cat.
I fish in the pond, I got the fish. Cat wouldn't take
the fish. I sat there for like twenty minutes, and I was like,
I never playing the game. I just stopped. I will give it
you are a horrible child. They fixed first of all, I was like
seventeen. They fixed this horrible teenager. They fixed it in the rerelease.
When they rereleased it, they changed that to make it this friendship to work.
That's why I stopped playing fucking broken stupid cat. Would you play again
now they fixed it? No, I'm not to pray some time on that
rank it. Uh, stupid cat part. What's the lowest we can give
it? Put it there? Wow, fucking broken game shouldn't released it?
Below below the game Zelda Too that literally says I am error. I've never
experienced that. Oh he never he never got he never got that fun,
never got that far. Yeah I did get far enough to talk to the
cat every If you're seeing a pattern in the bias here, every game he
has played is very low. The ones he hasn't played are probably great and
very high. Yeah. They look cute, they look they look fun.
They haven't annoyed me yet. Yeah, all right, okay, Next we
have the legend of Zelda Phantom hour Glass. Okay, queen, can we
do Marrio now? No? And why did you to fill my pain?
What's this phantom our? Gla'll agree with you DSS you got to build a
boat. I don't know anythink Bose game it's fun. Do you want me
to tell you? You gave me a brief description. I'll judge it on
your description. Phantom outa Glass and Spirit Tracks were released back to back,
their identical Spirit Tracks. I know suck. They both suck. They're horrible.
I like Spirit Tracks because they had that cool. They had the little
demo where they let people play it on a train on the worst Zelda games
Nintendo have made. Do you know why you won't like it? Because the
only way to move in Phantom Hourglass is by touching the touchscreen. Oh,
there you go, that's all. Thank you. Thank our Glass or Spirit
Tracks Phantom Glass? Well both really, but Phantom Hourglass is the is the
one that star. It's also a win. Weaker looking people say Spirit Tracks
is worst. You need to move with the touch screen. Yes, a
touch screens. I liked it, but for puzzles like blowing out like little
lights to open doors you actually, actually that sucks too. We want to
where do we want to throw Spirit Tracks before? Or put them at the
top f yeah before above Twilight Princess. Yeah, I'd rather touch the screen
than deal with that fucking cat agan. Okay, Next we have the Legend
of Zelda Skyword Sword. Uh. This game out a motion plus situation going
on. I didn't get this game. Well, it hasn't stopped your ranking
anything else. Um, I feel like I wouldn't have liked this. That's
I didn't fair. A lot of people didn't like this. This is the
most controversial Zelda because some people do like it, but the common senses is
it's pretty boring. You there's like three areas in the world you can go
to, and you have to keep going back there all the time. What's
in D point it at the top of D It had arguably the coolest story,
I think because it's the origin. People kept referencing it when talking about
the story. Well, this is also like the whole thing is. This
is also why Tears of the Kingdom is the way it is because of this
game, and that's why they put this game out on the switch right.
It also was the last game before Breath of the Wild and introduced a lot
of the mechanics that led into Breath of the Wild, like a stama,
a bar and crafting and stuff like that. The stamina was garbage Yeah,
it was really annoying and it couldn't increase increase it that was the worst part.
Yeah, it sounds like I would and climbing was a nightmare. Its
slow. Next bomb bowling, there was some saving grace. Yeah, there
was some good pots to I actually kind of liked holding the sword up to
charge it up when I was a kid. Also, like the last boss
in Sky Resort is one of the hardest bosses to fight in the entire series,
like Demise, fighting him like that is tough. It also had some
of the coolest like characters. They actually started to have to like this game.
Not the story. The story positive, but yeah, it's a boring
game. Okay, you put it d above majority. I don't even want
to know what's next. Um A Link between Worlds is next? You said.
This is the one that you said is a like kind of like a
direct It is a direct sequel. It was made to be actually, it
started to be a remake or a remaster of the first game of Linked in
the Past, and then they were like, we're just gonna make it a
hold. N I did want to play it when it came out. It
looked really cool. It is I just never really really cool, and it
has like two D elements too, like you'd like to go onto the wall.
It seems like they did a really unique thing where you know how in
Zelda games you have to go into a dungeon and get this specific item and
then you have to take that to this They have this cool guy that rents
you the items, and you can rent any of them in any order,
so you can kind of go and do whatever thing you want. You don't
have to like go get the grappling hook to then go get this thing to
go. It's just he basically takes over your house and he's like you could
you could buy it, but you could also rent it, but then when
you die, you lose it. Just go back and get it. This
is a very good game. So I'm actually glad that you did that,
but I would put it. I'd put it right next to Link to the
Past and you play it and then you'll probably change your mind. Cannucks.
We have Triforce heroes. It's a weird. It was a weird three DS
puzzle kind of three three players, three players. It counts, yeah,
it counts. It's it's wacky though. It's an off spinoff thing Boma d
it wasn't good. Yeah, I agree. I bought that as one of
my last games on the shop. I got it. I never played five
bucks on sale, like very soon after it came out. Yeah, yeah,
I do that one first. Uh Highroll Warriors. Oh no, that
doesn't count. Oh yeah, those, I wouldn't say we need to count
those. Okay. I'm very upset the CDI games are not on this list
because those games are fucking terrible. They're also they would get somewhere for the
novelty though. Give him a couple. I would love to throw you into
the last CDI game because it's literally like like Mortal Kombat style real person fucking
dog odd. Yeah, either demo discs, it's god, let's go Highroll
Warriors that was that was like one that was like Dynasty Warriors. It wasn't
as Elder. It's fun, but I wouldn't I wouldn't writ it's also not
canonical because like, Lincoln is not a real character, right, like a
girl version of Link. I don't. It's no, Lincoln never was like,
she's just a girl that thinks she's the hero. Weird. I don't
know what the situation is with her. The game is sick. I would
give it like an A, but not in this list. I just it's
not a Zelda. It wouldn't even Breath of the Wild. Uh, tapa
s this is the best Zelda game that's ever been made. I agree,
Okay, let's be clear. This is the only one. He beat no
Ak grand time. Oh really, I'm sorry. I beat a grand Time
before I beat Breath of the Wild. He beat it recently, though he'd
beat it. I beat a couple of years. Yeah, like two years
ago, a year ago. I don't care. I thought A Link to
the Past was the best Zelda game until Breath of the Wild came out.
And then I played Breath of the Wild and I was like, this is
currently the best Zelda game. That's That is a fine opinion and statement to
make, Okay, And I think that I will like Tears of the Kingdom
just as much, if not better than Breath of the Wild. I think
it will be up there in s tire where it belongs, just like everything
on this list is in a perfect spot. Please make this whole video or
sixty second TikTok and watch watch your whole TikTok explode. Watch me slowly get
more and more defeated. How how much of this list was you having a
goof and gaff? This is you. You're asking me to put them all
on a board based on what I've experienced of the games. A lot of
the games I've only experienced through marketing, So I'm serious to really just Reggie
did a great job. What Reggie? He did a great job? Oh
yeah marketing to me? Yes, yes he did, or no, or
no he didn't because I didn't want to play in the games we done?
Is there anymore? No, that's it. Nothing happened after Breath of Wild,
four Swords Adventure and Hire Warriors. Yeah, Hire Warriors. Age a
Calamity is going to affect Cheers of the king there. Yeah, there's Laura
in that. If it's Cannon, Nintendo have said something about it maybe not
being canon. The little bird guy in the Cheers the Kingdom trailer only appears
at high Rewarriors Age of Calamity. Oh he's wait, Oh really? Yeah,
oh yeah he's in the trailer. That's not the guy. It could
it could still not be canon and them just taking the character though. Yeah,
I think if I mean more that they introduced like that guy. Yeah,
because they had a guy and he's gone. Now where did he go?
Oh no, where did he go? Where did where? Who is
your favorite companion? Complaining nat Navy or oh god, none of them asking
him Navy was so damn annoying. Shes problem companion. You never got to
meet Midna because you gave up at the cat? Then what was what was
the one in skyws? What's her name? Was terrible? I don't think
I ever had a companion. He was terrible because like it would like Navvy
stopped the whole game, but Fee really stopped the whole game. They sucked.
There was no reason Minda was my favorite character. But I still don't
need to be gave Mina in the story of type. The story is really
good for typens is to actually give her story. Dan named his cat after
Minda, and I learned of mind After I learned about Dan's the cat,
I was like, oh wait, that's where he got the name. But
would you rank the cat on this list? Dan's cat or the cat and
the Great Dance Being get a picture of dance Cato? Yeah there you go?
All right, this is crazy to me. I don't even want to
end the episode because then it's over. More over, we got more things
due today. We gotta eat. You gotta just let you just got to
accept the list. This was This was episode fifty. This is perfect for
the episode fifty because now it's the most controversial. Yeah you've ever made.
Yeah, and we didn't even say anybody. This is why the video has
to go out the day before the game comes out. We'd be like,
what the fuck like it? Oh yeah, this is the week people might
be clicking on this. I don't know us to watch a tear list before
the new episode comes perfect, yeah, perfect, Yeah, just know that
mine is very different. Okay, then, oh my god, you're so
upset. That's great. Hey, if you, for some reason want to
rate this episode five stars or possibly like the video, I would actually be
okay with a dislike on this one. You can dislike it on YouTube,
that's fine, but don't if you're going to rate us on iTunes. Yeah,
us stars for the whole challenge. I leave a comment on us five
stars please, but then also mentioned how Bob sucks h coming Tory, that's
really mean. Coment down below and we'll see you in the Patreon when I'm
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