Heavyweight Check In 8

Heavyweight

As we turn our attention back to producing classic Heavyweight episodes, we leave you with one last check in. SPOILER ALERT: This check in contains a special treat.

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2020-06-18 10 min Transcript

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Pushkin. Hello Khalila, Hey, let me get Stevie on the phone. 0:00:29.890 --> 0:00:35.650 Hello Stevie, Hey, Hi. So this is going to be 0:00:35.690 --> 0:00:37.170 the last of our check ins. 0:00:37.570 --> 0:00:39.850 Yeah, we're going to turn to working on a few 0:00:41.569 --> 0:00:46.130 more classic type Heavyweight episodes to release later this fall. 0:00:46.610 --> 0:00:48.009 So last check in. 0:00:48.330 --> 0:00:51.490 And it's an abbreviated one, right right, it's kind of 0:00:51.530 --> 0:00:54.970 like the last day of class before the teacher allows 0:00:55.010 --> 0:00:58.290 everyone out of the classroom, just wishing them a good summer. 0:00:58.730 --> 0:01:02.570 Yeah, and you all watch the like one VHS tape 0:01:02.569 --> 0:01:05.090 of Princess Bride on the school owns. 0:01:05.569 --> 0:01:09.929 Actually, we do sort of have, like, I don't know, a. 0:01:09.850 --> 0:01:14.370 Movie, a television program TV for your ears. Stevie and 0:01:14.450 --> 0:01:20.569 I approached our engineer and composer, Bobby Lord. 0:01:21.050 --> 0:01:21.569 Ah. 0:01:21.610 --> 0:01:24.370 I know that name well from having mindlessly said it 0:01:24.450 --> 0:01:25.410 during the credits. 0:01:27.090 --> 0:01:29.450 So yeah. So Bobby in the past has made us 0:01:29.490 --> 0:01:33.810 these remixes, taking lines of audio from Heavyweight and making 0:01:33.810 --> 0:01:37.810 them fun and danceable mm hm. And we thought maybe 0:01:37.810 --> 0:01:39.770 he can do something like that with the check ins, 0:01:40.610 --> 0:01:44.330 and very quickly he got out of hand. 0:01:47.090 --> 0:01:51.890 So Bobby did not make a song. Instead, he took 0:01:53.050 --> 0:01:55.570 things that we've said in these Heavyweight check ins we've 0:01:55.570 --> 0:01:59.810 been doing, and he sort of stitched them together out 0:01:59.810 --> 0:02:03.970 of context to create this whole new fictional storyline. So 0:02:04.290 --> 0:02:07.730 what we have for you is an episode of I 0:02:07.770 --> 0:02:10.370 guess like Heavyweight, the sitcom. 0:02:10.810 --> 0:02:13.450 Well that sounds that sounds really nice. 0:02:13.690 --> 0:02:16.930 You know it's it's silly and it's kind of ridiculous, but. 0:02:17.570 --> 0:02:20.090 Just be honest, Steve, it's a deranged to be some audio. 0:02:20.970 --> 0:02:23.090 It is absolutely nuts, but. 0:02:23.850 --> 0:02:28.090 We find it very entertaining and hopefully other people will too. 0:02:28.410 --> 0:02:32.890 Yeah, let's let's sit back and open up our ears. 0:02:33.450 --> 0:02:37.010 To quote the great showbiz talent Kurt Cobaine with the 0:02:37.090 --> 0:02:41.329 lights out, it's less dangerous here we are. Now, let 0:02:41.410 --> 0:02:45.290 us entertain you. 0:02:44.250 --> 0:02:46.130 Haggs, have a great summer. 0:02:55.410 --> 0:03:02.490 Gimblet Media presents Johnny in the Gang, starring Jonathan Goldstein, 0:03:05.250 --> 0:03:17.290 Khalila Holt, Stevie Lane and introducing Bobby Lore. Created without 0:03:17.290 --> 0:03:19.370 the knowledge or approval of Jonathan. 0:03:18.970 --> 0:03:40.130 Goldstein, Khalila What this weekend? My in laws? They came by? Okay, 0:03:41.130 --> 0:03:44.450 living the dream? 0:03:44.490 --> 0:03:47.330 Hello, Steve, this is she. 0:03:48.850 --> 0:03:53.810 So I had a blind date tonight, So so how 0:03:53.810 --> 0:03:54.130 did it go? 0:03:54.610 --> 0:03:59.290 Have you guys seen Panic Room? 0:03:59.330 --> 0:03:59.850 Hello? 0:04:04.650 --> 0:04:09.890 Hello Jonathan, Bobby Lord I trust you. Remember my friend, the. 0:04:09.890 --> 0:04:10.490 One and only. 0:04:10.970 --> 0:04:11.930 How can I forget? 0:04:13.850 --> 0:04:15.650 I just wanted to drop by to see if y'all 0:04:15.690 --> 0:04:19.169 had heard about the rumor. What oh, the rumor that 0:04:19.289 --> 0:04:22.609 Spotify was going to cancel Heavyweight unless you can somehow 0:04:22.650 --> 0:04:24.930 come up with five hundred dollars. 0:04:25.489 --> 0:04:29.650 Wait, no need to respond. Well, I guess i'd better 0:04:29.690 --> 0:04:30.129 get going. 0:04:31.089 --> 0:04:33.729 Oh, actually, one more thing. I'm sure you all have 0:04:33.770 --> 0:04:37.010 also heard about the big Spotify Talent Show four days 0:04:37.049 --> 0:04:45.249 from now. I think the grand prize is five hundred dollars. Well, anyway, Joey, Yeah, 0:04:45.330 --> 0:04:47.609 I think we'd better get going. I think you're right. 0:04:51.810 --> 0:05:10.490 I hate those guys. Okay, this episode is brought to 0:05:10.529 --> 0:05:14.969 you by pet Rocks, Mood Rings and cool open collared Dads. 0:05:25.570 --> 0:05:27.729 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 0:05:27.770 --> 0:05:32.529 This is like a bad dream. 0:05:32.570 --> 0:05:35.089 Sorry, guys, I don't know why I'm getting so emotional. 0:05:35.969 --> 0:05:40.089 It's okay, So what do you want to do? 0:05:40.210 --> 0:05:40.289 What? 0:05:41.010 --> 0:05:42.010 Four days from now? 0:05:42.330 --> 0:05:44.369 We're gonna sing in the show? 0:05:44.969 --> 0:05:48.529 Yeah, Spotify Talent Shows. 0:05:48.729 --> 0:05:54.809 The grand prizes five hundred dollars. We can do this. 0:05:55.890 --> 0:05:57.169 I am just shameless. 0:05:57.210 --> 0:05:57.969 I'll do anything. 0:05:58.450 --> 0:06:03.970 Let me try. Stevie start spreading the news. 0:06:05.250 --> 0:06:05.729 Is that good? 0:06:05.969 --> 0:06:06.930 It was so beautiful. 0:06:07.169 --> 0:06:10.890 Khala do do do do do do do do do? 0:06:11.609 --> 0:06:15.570 That was excellent, Stevie. 0:06:15.169 --> 0:06:18.249 The way is the hardest part. 0:06:18.690 --> 0:06:18.969 Wow. 0:06:19.529 --> 0:06:21.890 You know what was really great about it was your 0:06:21.929 --> 0:06:22.729 sense of timing. 0:06:22.849 --> 0:06:23.249 Yeah. 0:06:23.289 --> 0:06:47.890 Exactly four days later, Hello everyone, and welcome to the 0:06:47.929 --> 0:06:49.849 Big Spotify Talent Show. 0:06:50.489 --> 0:06:53.010 As you all know, tonight's winters take home the grand 0:06:53.169 --> 0:06:55.490 prize of five hundred dollars. 0:06:55.570 --> 0:06:57.930 Get your show biz voice on Khalila. 0:06:58.250 --> 0:07:00.409 I'm I could just go get a bunch of acher. 0:07:03.409 --> 0:07:11.090 Hello, Jonathan, Bobby Lord, Stevie, Hey, Joey, is this your knife? 0:07:11.250 --> 0:07:11.850 Jesus joke? 0:07:11.970 --> 0:07:12.809 No, put the knight away. 0:07:12.850 --> 0:07:16.689 We're not doing that. I'm surprised you had the guts 0:07:16.690 --> 0:07:17.290 to show up. 0:07:17.610 --> 0:07:18.690 We got important work to do. 0:07:19.250 --> 0:07:22.010 Oh look, or derbs, what is this sir? 0:07:22.690 --> 0:07:23.330 Welckoy? 0:07:24.050 --> 0:07:28.130 I kinda fallala mm. 0:07:27.170 --> 0:07:31.530 Thanks presenting our first performer tonight, Bobby Lord. 0:07:32.130 --> 0:07:35.010 Well, looks like it's my time to shine. Oh. By 0:07:35.050 --> 0:07:37.129 the way, I'll be using the prize money to find 0:07:37.130 --> 0:07:40.889 my new podcast, Hefty Burden with Bobby Lord Show. 0:07:43.450 --> 0:07:44.570 I hate those guys. 0:07:52.610 --> 0:07:56.210 Hi, everyone, I'm Bobby. None of you probably recognizes my 0:07:56.450 --> 0:07:58.970 face or my voice. Or even know that I exist 0:07:59.010 --> 0:08:01.570 because I'm usually shut away in a dark mixing room 0:08:01.610 --> 0:08:04.170 doing all the work. No one ever thinks about fixing 0:08:04.210 --> 0:08:06.850 your popping peas and leveling DB's. 0:08:07.250 --> 0:08:08.290 But I do exist. 0:08:08.810 --> 0:08:10.530 This is my chance to shine. 0:08:10.929 --> 0:08:33.890 Hm hmm no, come on, Bubby, Yes, beat that. 0:08:35.410 --> 0:08:38.250 And now our second and final performers for the night, 0:08:38.970 --> 0:08:45.050 Jonathan Goldstein, Khalila Halt, and Stevie Lane of Heavyweight. 0:08:51.810 --> 0:08:53.570 Start spreading the news. 0:08:56.450 --> 0:09:01.970 The way is the hardest time to do, do do 0:09:25.530 --> 0:09:26.210 and wow. 0:09:26.570 --> 0:09:28.170 Clearly the winner is Heavyweight. 0:09:30.250 --> 0:09:33.650 Well congrats Heavyweight, you were the better performers. 0:09:34.090 --> 0:09:40.570 Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah who I wanted to ask, 0:09:41.170 --> 0:09:43.170 Bobby you join us? 0:09:44.450 --> 0:09:44.770 Really? 0:09:45.930 --> 0:09:46.450 Okay? 0:09:47.010 --> 0:09:49.329 Oh, Also, a man just came by and said Heavyweight's 0:09:49.330 --> 0:09:50.250 not canceled anymore. 0:09:50.610 --> 0:09:53.010 That man turned out to be Daniel Eck. 0:09:53.450 --> 0:09:55.330 So we can use that five hundred dollars for whatever 0:09:55.330 --> 0:09:55.730 we want. 0:09:56.130 --> 0:09:57.930 I'm Randy for toilet paper. 0:09:58.570 --> 0:10:19.930 Toilet paper is them. 0:10:20.690 --> 0:10:22.530 Next time on Johnny and the Gang 0:10:23.250 --> 0:10:26.890 Robo Papa if he doesn't get his fuel, he gets 0:10:27.170 --> 0:10:34.890 pray damage

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