TLF Unwrappening 2024 Part 10

<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnasco
<v Speaker 1>and JP Sorrow.
<v Speaker 2>We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.
<v Speaker 1>We've been to a Little Boys that year.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.
<v Speaker 4>It's an artificial tree. So I did artificial job at
<v Speaker 4>trimming tidness is only exceeded by our inability to adjust
<v Speaker 4>allow the third ringled here.
<v Speaker 5>The Lapsed fanboy got a price for the million Dollar Man.
<v Speaker 4>Even Santa Claus and so no say it's not so
<v Speaker 4>Start off.
<v Speaker 2>Interior Citrus Bowl Night. The fireworks have long since faded,
<v Speaker 2>and the crowd is pouring out of these areas.
<v Speaker 5>So you know these are four These are different. This
<v Speaker 5>is a different story. Oh yeah, we're going through several
<v Speaker 5>number two. Yeah yeah, this is story number two. Yes,
<v Speaker 5>uh the firework You wanna do this, fir Ust read
<v Speaker 5>it to Jack Mama Sorrow as we start a new
<v Speaker 5>story here, just read from the top.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, do I say?
<v Speaker 4>Sure?
<v Speaker 5>Okay?
<v Speaker 1>Citrus Bowl Night, the fireworks have long since fading, the
<v Speaker 1>crowd is pouring out of the arena. After WrestleMania twenty four,
<v Speaker 1>Jack and Connor sail you.
<v Speaker 4>Can't even.
<v Speaker 3>Fan makes his Way journal.
<v Speaker 4>And wrestling fan, no book.
<v Speaker 1>In his hand, still buzzing from the energy of the night.
<v Speaker 3>As he scans the crowd, he spoks someone familiar, A
<v Speaker 3>man wearing a backwards red baseball cap.
<v Speaker 2>Is that Rick Ocksburger? J Jack picks up his pace,
<v Speaker 2>waving through the crowd. He approaches the man, Rick Ouchburger,
<v Speaker 2>Forty's WW superfan, who stiffens the moment Jack gets close. Hey, Rick,
<v Speaker 2>Rick glances around nervously, sweat forming on his brow. He
<v Speaker 2>tugs at the brim of his cap. Hey, this really
<v Speaker 2>happened to me. Hell of a show, right?
<v Speaker 4>What do you think?
<v Speaker 2>Rick shifts uncomfortably, avoiding Jack's gaze. I guess Jack isn't
<v Speaker 2>satisfied with the vague answer. He presses on his journalist instincts,
<v Speaker 2>kicking in. Come on, man, you're Rick Ochberger, the guy
<v Speaker 2>who's at every show front row. You've got more to
<v Speaker 2>say than that. What really stood out to you tonight?
<v Speaker 2>Rick breathing quickens, his eyes dart back and forth like
<v Speaker 2>a trapped animal. Jack leans in, hunting something is off.
<v Speaker 2>You can't what you're holding back? You loved it, right,
<v Speaker 2>be honest. Rick's hands start trembling. His face contorts as
<v Speaker 2>if he's trying to suppress something. Blonde hair begins to
<v Speaker 2>poke out from under his cap, his skin, which slowly
<v Speaker 2>turns orange, muscles bulging beneath his shirt. Jack takes a
<v Speaker 2>step back, wide eyed. Rick, you all right, ma'am. Rick's
<v Speaker 2>body convuls is vein bulging, his mustache thickens, turning blonde.
<v Speaker 2>The red baseball cap morphs into a red bandana. Jack
<v Speaker 2>watches in shock as Rick transforms into Hulk. Hogan, what's
<v Speaker 2>your name?
<v Speaker 4>Brother? Why do you really want to know what Rick
<v Speaker 4>thought of the show? He said, what's your game? And
<v Speaker 4>you said, what's your name? What's your name? Brother? That
<v Speaker 4>is what he's more likely to ask.
<v Speaker 2>Jack GPT needs to train on three hundred more hours
<v Speaker 2>of hulks. Jack Stammer is completely caught off guard. I
<v Speaker 2>was just curious, just wanted to get Rick's thoughts. Hulk
<v Speaker 2>looms closer, his massive arms crossed over his chest.
<v Speaker 4>You're trying to roll me up, dude. At the end
<v Speaker 4>of the day, brother, you're gonna come clean. Who's behind me?
<v Speaker 2>I swear I'm not trying to roll you up. I
<v Speaker 2>just wanted to hear Rick's thoughts. Hulk leans in, his eyes,
<v Speaker 2>burning with suspicion.
<v Speaker 4>Are you folming at the cross? Jack? You hot in
<v Speaker 4>the ball from me? Dude, We gotta get this thing
<v Speaker 4>back on.
<v Speaker 2>Crock brother foaming at the What I didn't? Even Before
<v Speaker 2>Jack can finish, a familiar voice cuts through the tension
<v Speaker 2>Jack Jack turns to see Dave Meltzer, his longtime journal buddy,
<v Speaker 2>approaching with a smile. Jack's face pales as Hulk glares
<v Speaker 2>at Meltzer.
<v Speaker 4>Meltzer, you on this, dude. You're trying to reverse the.
<v Speaker 2>Heat, reverse the wait, but you were recommended ago. Suddenly,
<v Speaker 2>Bubba the Love Sponge saunters into the scene, his wife
<v Speaker 2>Heather Clem by his side. He eyes Hulk, then looks
<v Speaker 2>at Jack and Meltzer. What's all this come oution? Alex Star,
<v Speaker 2>didn't you know you're at the show tonight? Hulk Flex
<v Speaker 2>is still glaring at Jack and Melton.
<v Speaker 4>These huge ponies are trying to mess with me, Bubba.
<v Speaker 4>They're trying to roll me up from my roll up
<v Speaker 4>my thoughts on by rustle Mania. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Bubba steps closer to Jack, sizing him up. You try
<v Speaker 2>to spid my boy? Huh you want me to spoad
<v Speaker 2>you absolutely not. Bubba leans in, smiling maniacally.
<v Speaker 4>How about he?
<v Speaker 2>How about who hot? I think he messed with Arry?
<v Speaker 4>Huh.
<v Speaker 2>Jack's eyes dart back to Hogan, then to Meltzer, who
<v Speaker 2>is slowly backing away from the chaos.
<v Speaker 3>Dave.
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer offers a quick apologetic look before he tailing it
<v Speaker 2>out of there, leaving Jack alone with the unpredictable trio.
<v Speaker 2>So glad it made me do Dave's voice. Hulk turns
<v Speaker 2>to Bubba, placing a hand on his shoulder.
<v Speaker 4>Bubba's a real friend, Jack, read it? Roll me up?
<v Speaker 2>You think you can the heat on himTo Heather, who's
<v Speaker 2>been watching silently, reaches out and touches Hulk's arm.
<v Speaker 3>Get him, Terry.
<v Speaker 2>In a moment she touches him, something shifts. Hulk's body
<v Speaker 2>begins to shrink, his muscles to flate. The blonde mustache recedes,
<v Speaker 2>and the bandanna fades back into a red cap. Hulk
<v Speaker 2>is back to being Rick. Bubba and Heather exchange disappointed looks.
<v Speaker 2>It's just reg again. They turn and walk off without
<v Speaker 2>another word, leaving Rick standing alone with Jack. Jack now
<v Speaker 2>calm steps closer. So Rick about that show?
<v Speaker 4>How was it? Rick?
<v Speaker 2>Sighs deeply, the weight of his disappointment pressing down on him.
<v Speaker 2>I Man Jack smirks, resuming his pestering as they disappear
<v Speaker 2>into the night.
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