The One Where You Shouldn’t Go Toes If You’re Not On Vanderpump Rules

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Speaker 1: Hello, my love, welcome back. I mean today is like gonna be fun, little chaotic because Gigi's on the podcast today, but it's during nannying hours. So we've got Ocean.

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Speaker 2: Can you introduce yourself? Ocean? Can you say hi?

00:00:22
Speaker 1: Can you say hi to everybody there? We are okay, So everyone just roll with it. If you're listening to audio, you're welcome. You get to hear my baby's voice. The video will drop on Friday and gigs can Gigi say Hi?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Everyone?

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Speaker 1: So we have but the video of this will drop on Friday. You'll get a little sliver of my my bride and joy. All right, let's jump into it. I've got Easton, Welcome back Easton.

00:00:54
Speaker 3: Hey, it's good to be back. Give us a long week of not being here, and it was a very weird week. It didn't feel didn't feel right.

00:01:02
Speaker 1: How was Utah?

00:01:04
Speaker 3: Utah? Was Utah? Good to go back? Good to get out?

00:01:08
Speaker 2: Good to get out? We missed you?

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Speaker 4: Do you know it's fun going there because you have lots of friends. I had an amazing to see friends.

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Speaker 3: No, I had an amazing time and I would always happily go back, but I will spily coming home to my family.

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Speaker 4: But I will say I am be on thrilled to have you in California. Like, I feel like my life is complete.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that is exactly how it feels.

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Speaker 3: It feels like home now, it really does.

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Speaker 1: You were even missed by producers. Hey, they washed in and they were like, Easton's not here. This seems weird. I was like, it kind of is weird. I love you, Jess, but it was a little weird, right, it was weird. Producer John was furious. Actually, he was like, I got to talk to about sport. We have good I was like, producer John, this is give them all up. We talked housewives. All right, that's the super Bowl for us. I know that's sports are even playing right now? What's in sessionall.

00:02:03
Speaker 3: What golf is always going? But football? There was preseason this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, the Rams and the Chargers faced off. Chargers took that. Granted I heard that they played second stringers, but still no.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like great football, but it gives us a taste of what we're needing.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I like this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and now we can finally watch sports on Sundays, Easton.

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Speaker 3: I know this is where it's going to feel real home because every time since I've moved out here, there's been no sports.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, you you live in La. Now, who's your team? Chargers or Rams?

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Speaker 3: I think I'm a In all honesty, I think I'm more Rams.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 1: Producer John is giving you a mini clap.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we need to get Ocean Rams. Jersey Sheen is going to be very upset about this. Okay. So you come back from Utah whatever. Lisa takes you to the grove because that's the mother ship, and you guys come home and tell me that there was an altercation at Duke Cars. Yes, okay, but you didn't tell me what it was.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to start I'll start it. So we were changing Ocean on the back, so people are like, are you leaving the car? It was chaotic, so we were just telling people we weren't leaving. We got Ocean changed, and then we started to get in the car after all the other cars had left and we lied to and so we see a car. Mom sees a car that's going to take our spot. Well, she tried to back all the way out so it could pull in. He could pull in, but it was so packed that Mom drove forward. So a car behind Mom tried to steal the space.

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Speaker 4: Cried like this blew in. This guy had been waiting for our parking place very patiently, and this other guy just grabs it.

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Speaker 3: No. Yes, So Lisa, I don't even know what's going on at this point because I.

00:03:56
Speaker 1: Pies, pies. What is she doing?

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Speaker 4: Well, she's trying to pooh, but she's going through all of the question.

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Speaker 3: Hey baby, this isn't amazing.

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Speaker 1: Got to stop. Well, come behind here and poop. Come by, mom, go poop in the corner.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about this. You cannot you cannot touch the cameras.

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Speaker 1: No, because I'm watching my face jiggle. That's how I knew she was over there, all right, Is she fine?

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Speaker 3: John?

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Speaker 1: Behind this curtain to go potty? Okay, okay, so someone stole the spot and then what.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm not really knowing what's going on because Lisa is driving. So Lisa goes, oh no, no, So I'm thinking what's going on. She gets out of the car. Oh no.

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Speaker 4: I jumped out.

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Speaker 3: Of the car and started to yell at the other car, saying this was his spot. And then the other guy is out of the car that it's we're fighting for, and he's saying I was waiting, and then I just black out and just get out of the car and start saying some stuff, and my baby just I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't believe the car.

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Speaker 4: I just jumped out out of my door and yeah, but the.

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Speaker 1: Guy was in the car seat at this Yes.

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Speaker 4: But the guy that pulled into the parking place says to the guy that's waiting, and we're all saying that was his parking place. He says, oh, do you have your name on it?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Good one.

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Speaker 4: And then that's what mom said. He flips the bird and I flipped you off, yes, and I, oh, oh that hurts.

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Speaker 1: Why is someone flipping the bird the most hysterical thing in the world, as if it's like so like, gotcha, I was flipping people the bird like behind closed doors. Obviously maybe it was at my mom. Probably at my mom, like when I would get in trouble, you know, are you go and you're like.

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Speaker 4: A release for people.

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Speaker 1: Weird, It's like saying, okay, okay, So he flipped you the bird and you.

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Speaker 4: Say ooh, and then oh, I said, oh that hurt.

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Speaker 3: And then and he was scared of Lisa, and he pulled out of called out.

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Speaker 4: He did, but the other guy had the space because we were not leaving until that guy got his space.

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Speaker 1: Oh so homeboy brought out the big guns, thinking it would work. Middle Finger.

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Speaker 3: The people in his car did not seem like they were going to back him up. They stayed in the car, They did not do anything. One dude in the front seat just stared straight forward.

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Speaker 2: He probably humiliated by his douchebag friend.

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Speaker 1: What is it with people at the grove being so shady? Remember that one time, Mom that that woman like with our parking spot and she got all weird and we called the We had to call she was getting she was getting crazy and she had a child with her, and I was like, hold up, this is like getting a little too insane because you have the kid with you. You know, maybe we could have faced off if the kid wasn't there. But people at the grove are like very into their parking spot.

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Speaker 4: Lauren, she ran over my toe.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what the other reason are called, because she did hit Mom with the car.

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Speaker 2: We talked about this on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: We did. Yes, she did run over your foot. I forgot about that cart. That's why we called the police. Soul, but can I tell you so? I was looking LA is no joke and I love that the two of you Easton mom, like you're all about defending what's right. Los Angeles does not play.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: My friend posted something on her Instagram the other day. It's her friend who is in a hospital bed and he has a stab wound in his neck.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: She said that an altercation took place between two people. Her friend tried to get involved and defend what was right and ended up being stabbed and he's now fighting for his life. So this goes back to also when the Gucci store was being robbed and so many people were saying why didn't anyone do anything? And it does get scary, and I would like the two of you Easton mom because there have been many times. And why it always takes place in a mall parking garage. I have no idea, but I tell you guys to disengage because you do not know what type of weapons someone is going to pull out. Okay, So can we all not get involved?

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Speaker 3: Yes? No, it's hard.

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Speaker 2: And what can make people snap?

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Speaker 5: Because that's why Kyle tells me stop beeping at people. He goes it's not that important because I lay on my horn. If they do something, he goes stop because people will stop, they'll get out of their car, and who knows what they're going to do.

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Speaker 3: There's the new thing. I don't know if you've been seeing as well, let it go. People are just driving up to cars, breaking the window and just grabbing whatever else I saw in there, and people are saying let it go because on it was on TikTok, but I saw it on a news outlet. There was a runner who tried to stop it and he was behind the car and you see a gun raise out and that's where it's just like, it's not worth it. Insurance usually will take care of everything, don't. And that's been seeing that and he literally dropped and started rolling to like the curb. Yeah, but it's not his stuff. Yes, it is a very good samaritan trying to do something right. But in this world with so many people who shouldn't be carrying any sort.

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Speaker 1: Of weapon, right, No, I know, it's very scary. And that's my biggest thing is like I just want everyone to kind of disengage, right, let people battle it out. I totally get where you're both coming from especially Lisa. Lisa got a mouth on her, like she wants to defend everybody everything, and I appreciate it, but like, we need you around, so maybe shut your freaking mouth. I'm biking you.

00:09:35
Speaker 3: She's trying so hard right now to you want to rebuttal, rebuttal, here's your time.

00:09:40
Speaker 1: You've been waiting to be on this podcast.

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Speaker 4: I have to tell you a story though, really quick. Your dad and I were in Park City and these two guys were picking on this other guy, and I said, made a comment, and they turn their attention to start picking on Dad.

00:09:56
Speaker 1: And I, oh, no, not dad.

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Speaker 4: When it comes to da and I literally had to take my bag and like tried to smack them. And in the meantime, no, they were coming at us. It was scary. But in the meantime, this guy whips out his wallet and says police and they scattered. Well, come to find out he wasn't a policeman. He just did that. And I really liked that he did that.

00:10:17
Speaker 1: You like that he impersonated a cough.

00:10:19
Speaker 4: It saved my little thought.

00:10:22
Speaker 1: Saved your life. It saved more than just your little butt.

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Speaker 5: I had to be on not Lisa's side, I hear you, and I would say the same thing to my mom and my brother. Do not engage, but it's so appreciated. Appreciate, yeah, appreciated when you're out and you're by yourself. It just happened to me at Starbucks and Glendale like two months ago, and a man approached me, And this is also why I love Glendale.

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Speaker 2: A weird man approached me and was being very strange.

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Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden, four other guys who I didn't know, came out of nowhere and just were like, hey, is he bothering you?

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Speaker 2: Like what's going on? And the man like.

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Speaker 3: Took off time a place. For sure, if I see, like if I were to see you out and about and like something awful, yes I'm going to step in. If it's too like dudes or there's stealing going on, like all these mall things, let it go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I don't know. I just feel like, if I'm not on vander Pump rules, I just shouldn't go toast like very paid, not if you're not even about getting paid.

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Speaker 3: It's just like it's like too much effort.

00:11:22
Speaker 1: No, it just gets scary. I mean, Lisa, you had some random woman come up to you in the mall parking garage again. Yes, yes, do you remember.

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Speaker 4: Yes. I was at the Beverly what's that Beverly Beverly Beverly Center and this woman and I'm carrying shopping bags this and coming out of the elevator into the parking crush and this girl walks up to me and ask me if I'll put a bow in her hair, like help her put a bow. This girl was in her probably early to mid twenties, and I got the weirdest feeling and I was like, no, no, no, and I said, I'm so sorry. I'm not good with my hands, which I'm not. But I skid daddle to.

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Speaker 1: My car and she's straight skid at.

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Speaker 4: She got back in her car and I think waiting for the next victim. It was very sketchy. So you got to go.

00:12:15
Speaker 1: You're a grown woman and capable your gut. Okay, so is ocean situated? Mom?

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Speaker 4: She is. I had put her in a pull up and we had a number two going on, so it was a big fat mess.

00:12:33
Speaker 1: I know that she was having a number two going on because she was looking producer John dead in his eyes while it happened.

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Speaker 4: She's with landon.

00:12:42
Speaker 1: Oh, that's fun.

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Speaker 4: After the diaper change.

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course, don't make anyone else do that, because you do wear many hats aside from just the Senate to Daryl. When you have on now like you are the gigi, you're then the nanny during work hours, but then your co parent, yes, and then you clean the house, do the laundry.

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Speaker 4: The house, yeah, the house duties.

00:13:05
Speaker 1: You are a five star bitch.

00:13:08
Speaker 4: Yes, I wear every hat.

00:13:09
Speaker 2: And your talent as well.

00:13:11
Speaker 1: What about your.

00:13:15
Speaker 3: Hit her up?

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Speaker 1: We're going to talk about. So we took Ocean to the pool again and it was hysterical. We've we found these we found more friends. Ocean found more friends. The five and a half year old told Ocean, do you want to be my best friend? She asked her, do you want to be my best friend? The six and a half year old though she has seen too much, right, of course she knows l a bitch because my mom said to her, Ocean wants to be your friend or you guys friends? And the little girl goes, we're friends, but we're not real friends. We're not real friends. And I was like, that bitch knows what's up? Like she's so la she's like.

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Speaker 2: We're friends if she can get me something.

00:14:04
Speaker 1: No, she's seen the first grade and that's when it happens.

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Speaker 4: Well, when when I actually went on us, I said go see, I said, go let your friend play with you or whatever, and she goes, well, we're not real friends.

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Speaker 1: Oh, shots fired. Shots fired at the two and a half year old. By the way, though, I would much rather have someone say like, I'll play with you, but just so you know, we're not real friends, rather than the other two little fuckers.

00:14:30
Speaker 4: Last week, and you forgot to mention that when they were swimming away from little Ocean, they kicked her in the air.

00:14:37
Speaker 3: Oh wow, was it on purpose?

00:14:41
Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Jerry's still out, Oh, get down. It was, yeah, I mean you. Ocean went over to play with her yet again, and then she like turned her back and then like kicked away, and it did. She did hit Ocean in the air with her foot, so yes, a kick. And then Ocean swam over to me and she looked like she I wanted to cry, and she said she kicked me in the eel. She kicked me in my eel, And I was like, it's okay, she didn't mean to. But then she's trying to get Ocean all hyph feet and like she that was rude. She did do that, and it was rude getting.

00:15:14
Speaker 4: Her fired up. Jury's still out on that.

00:15:17
Speaker 1: How are you gonna get down to the bottom of it?

00:15:18
Speaker 4: Lest I don't know.

00:15:20
Speaker 3: She's going to talk to her mom. Do you think, are you no?

00:15:24
Speaker 1: If we see her reading her book again while her two little square of kids, I mean to my baby, Yeah, I'm pulling up bringing dogs out.

00:15:31
Speaker 5: See when you say stand down, you don't mean when it comes to Ocean.

00:15:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what, We're just gonna avoid them all together.

00:15:39
Speaker 1: I agree. Like if we see them, we like leave the pool all together.

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Speaker 4: No, we just stay on our end of the pool and they can have their other side of the pool.

00:15:48
Speaker 1: But Ocean says, I want to play with them, So how do I tell her?

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Speaker 4: No, we play with her?

00:15:55
Speaker 1: See, this is why I'm having another baby. Okay, okay, because I don't want to swim all the livelong day.

00:16:00
Speaker 2: Oh great reason to have another baby.

00:16:04
Speaker 3: Swimming's hard.

00:16:05
Speaker 1: Let's just have another I was gonna start pushing children out so that they all have friends. I'm creating a football team. That's what we decided cheaper by the dozen, cheaper bye, and your free time. It does become like the money shot, right. Yeah, it's like, I we're all good. I'm just gonna stand here, like if you need to be fed whatever. But they can play together cheaper by the dozen.

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Speaker 4: Well, they just have a they have a built in playmate, is what it boils down to, as long as they get along. If you'll recall the Russ family going to Disneyland. Do you remember that. Yeah, And we were behind them and their van was bouncing through.

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Speaker 1: The they were hauling, okay, hauling in this green mini van to Disneyland. Like someone said, there's a billion dollars when you get there for real. And all we saw from the back of their car was little Alec Okay, just wailing. He was like five, wailing on Zach. I know I'm doing anything in the car.

00:17:10
Speaker 3: We had to get to Disneyland. That's this.

00:17:14
Speaker 2: This was recent or years ago.

00:17:16
Speaker 3: Okay, you imagine recently twenty years.

00:17:20
Speaker 2: Ago, what's going on over there?

00:17:23
Speaker 1: So you really never know if kids are gonna actually like each other. But in my mind, when I have another kid, because it will be a lot of work obviously, and Gigi keeps asking like you're getting a nanny right, Like I'm sixty something years old. I cannot take care of two children while you go to work. And I'm like, yes, I'll bring on more help. But in my mind, it's going to be like me and Easton beautiful, It'll be what do you mean like it'll be you relationship. No, and it's gonna be like the relationship that me and e have.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they got along so well, like we didn't have bickering and fighting. They just they really played.

00:17:56
Speaker 5: Well do you train them for that? Because I beat the ship of my brother. We did, not me and my older brother, just like Constant. He would like walk by and flick me.

00:18:05
Speaker 2: And then I'd be like, why do you do it? Like do you did you discipline them when they fought?

00:18:12
Speaker 4: We did? But you know what, I think, kids come how they are. I really do. Like Lauren when she barely could talk, I do it everything was I do it where Easton wanted me to do everything.

00:18:23
Speaker 1: Much has changed there.

00:18:25
Speaker 3: I love getting catered to.

00:18:27
Speaker 1: No, I know you're a you're so spoiled.

00:18:30
Speaker 4: Lauren always says that that he is the spoiled one.

00:18:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like Lauren gets to do whatever she wants. It's like are you alive and breathing? Because that is so not true.

00:18:41
Speaker 2: I have to say he comes in. No, you come and clutch like Easton is there.

00:18:48
Speaker 5: If we're all busy and it's a work day, it's like, call Easton.

00:18:52
Speaker 2: He gets shit done. That's no, he does.

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Speaker 1: My perspective, you love a good underdog element.

00:18:58
Speaker 3: Oh I'm always the underdog. Bring me up.

00:19:01
Speaker 2: He's sitting there being like, what do you need help with?

00:19:03
Speaker 1: To me?

00:19:03
Speaker 4: Like, no, east is a treasure. They both are, though they both are.

00:19:07
Speaker 1: I was going to say Easton is the coolest human I've ever met in all my life.

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Speaker 3: Right, yes, he's so cool because when I was a kid, I was a little ship. I know that she had a longer fuse. I think I ran, she ran.

00:19:19
Speaker 1: I ran her fuse to the bear the numb.

00:19:22
Speaker 3: And that's why we have her today. I created this, I think because of how patient she was with me as a kid.

00:19:27
Speaker 2: You created that, Oh yeah.

00:19:29
Speaker 3: Because how long did you have to believe?

00:19:30
Speaker 1: In a while? Grandma, let me know, Santa wasn't real, Like Lauren, we're at a very young age.

00:19:36
Speaker 3: You were very patient with me, and now looking.

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Speaker 5: Back, whoa Also he's the baby. Of course he's going to be spoiled.

00:19:43
Speaker 1: Look at him with his little curl and this curl times a little taught.

00:19:46
Speaker 4: But do you remember the iwet incident.

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Speaker 1: Where I lost my mind because I sat when the iPhone iPhone just came out. It was only for at and t right, So my high school boyfriend got us both iPhones and we took them. I had t mobile. We took them to like this breaking, like the unlocking or like yeah, iPhone break place, the jail break. I sat in that place for hours on end. Okay, cut to we go swimming. I've got my phone on my towel. It's time to go. Lisa decides to shake the towel and fold them. Well, the iPhone went into the water right and then wasn't working.

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Speaker 4: But what did your boyfriend call it?

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Speaker 1: My high school boyfriend was the best relationship. How sad is this my seventeen year old? My seventeen self had the most productive and healthy relationship. I'm thirty two, n I've yet to see a relationship like my high school one. But I lost my damn mind and he like gets it out of the pool and he was like, look, law, So now, and I wed like made it was trying to make light of the situation. On the way home, I was is livid, screaming at my mom, houck the phone at the dashboard. Lisa slams her brakes on the freeway, tells me to get out of the car. My stubborn asse was like terrified, obviously beyond but I wouldn't get out of the car.

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Speaker 4: And if, of course I wouldn't put her.

00:21:22
Speaker 2: What's the boy for you?

00:21:23
Speaker 4: Car?

00:21:23
Speaker 1: My boyfriend go home that day?

00:21:25
Speaker 4: No, when we pulled in the driveway, you're right.

00:21:27
Speaker 1: She said, Paul, you have to go home now.

00:21:28
Speaker 2: Wait, he was in the car when Lisa said get out of the car.

00:21:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were bull tripping.

00:21:34
Speaker 3: Poor guy in the back.

00:21:36
Speaker 2: Do you think he would have gotten out with you? What if she got out?

00:21:39
Speaker 4: I know you wouldn't.

00:21:41
Speaker 2: She wouldn't have gotten gotten She.

00:21:43
Speaker 4: Wasn't getting out, that's what even.

00:21:47
Speaker 1: But she did make him go home. And you have to remember age of seventeen. You're trying to fuck like Jack rabbits, all right, Like I had a game plan right right of course, Like he's hot. We just went swimming. Yeah, now the boyfriend's gotta go home, So now I don't get laid and I got no iPhone. It was just a really bad day. It was the worst day of all my lives. Let's jump into what everyone wants to really be talking about, which is the reality segment. Lisa says to me the other day, do you like this girl Ceci? And I'm like, are you talking about the like Bravo fan page or whatever. She's like, yeah, she's like super annoying. I was like, you're right, she is annoying. So obviously, there's a lot of Bravo fan pages, right there are some that I look at, like most of them throw shade towards me, right whatever. A lot of them, though, there's at least a little bit of truth to what they're saying, you know, even though like the entire narrative is like a little off, there's always like a little sliver of truth to what they're saying. Cec loves you ig page. She clearly hates it's me, which is fine because feeling's mutual. She's like the most annoying, but like, literally nothing she says has any truth to it, and it makes me depressed for her, because I'm like, why are you more invested in our lives than like we are.

00:23:12
Speaker 2: She makes things up and states them as facts.

00:23:15
Speaker 1: She just like what she posts is like number one stupid number two, Like she just like pulls things out of the air and like makes a post about it. There were a few comments that were like defending me. There was one person that was like, the way that you post is like, I'm ready to unfollow because you're just I can't even explain to you exactly what it is. But she's just annoying. Did you look at you were annoyed because she came for me again?

00:23:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. I don't even look at the stuff anymore. It's just like because half of it's untruth, you know what I mean.

00:23:51
Speaker 2: It's like, I've got to be honest. I don't think I've heard of this name.

00:23:54
Speaker 1: You wouldn't because she has like little to no followers at all, right, which is why I'm like, you're even more annoying. Now.

00:24:00
Speaker 2: Well, she better thank you now because she's about to have some more.

00:24:04
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I feel like I need to. If I'm gonna be dragging her, I can at least throw her a few, you know, followers. But I just like I wanted to put that out there that she's annoying, because that's what I do on the podcast instead of going toes on the gram. Now, I'm like, I'm just gonna put it in the notes for the pod, right, So, Cci, you're annoying, I'm really gonna get dragged.

00:24:25
Speaker 3: Now.

00:24:25
Speaker 1: Put this on your put this on your page, bitch. So I have a really funny, funny story, funny but also maybe a little sad. So we're obviously in production filming. Paparazzi are everywhere we go. It's very annoying, but you know, like sometimes I'm like, let's give them a little bum shot. They did me a little dirty on this last on this last round. It's fine. I'm a woman. Things happen as you get older and decide to not work out for days on end. It's fine. I'm I'm not mad about it, all right. They're just stars, are just like us stars. I'm a fucking star, right, star of all stars obviously. But we go to the beach. This is on page six or wherever it is, so I'm not saying anything that isn't already out there. Then it's a very long day of shooting. I go home. I retreat the next day, I'm like, I don't want a deal. I get a text from Sena and she's like, hey, how are you? And just my life in general right, like there's two things happening at once. I've got my life that's very fun and I love it. But there's this little thing that I think we can all read between the lines to see what it is. That's just a little heavy. And some days it kind of takes me out a bit where I'm like, I got a retreat. I have to like work through this because it's actually getting to me. This was one of those days when she asks how I'm doing, I'm in the hole. So I said, I'm a little depressed today. I'm feeling a little bit down. She responds, I've been defending you in the comments, happy to make a post as well. I was like, what are you talking about? What comments? Why would I need defending in the comment section? It was about the post, the photo that came out of me like awkwardly hugging Tom sanderbal okay. And then I realize how much I don't give a fuck. I don't care about the picture, Like I am completely removed. It's like I go out into the world and this is. This is a good and bad thing, but this is I now know how my mom feels, where although there are things happening in life or whatever it is that I'm doing, I have a sense of like I'm removed from it, where like I don't live in the comment section, thank god, because she went through the same kind of thing when the picture of her, you know, not hugging sand of all came out and we were like taking a picture with a girl for her birthday, and you know, she was affected by it understandably, so like no one likes to become for in the comment section, but I literally had no idea what she was talking about. I don't want to see it. If you're gonna watch this episode on YouTube, please don't comment stupid things that are not productive for me to see. Tell me that I should probably wear makeup now because we're on YouTube. Things like that that will help me.

00:27:31
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you know it takes twelve positives to remove one negative in our brains.

00:27:39
Speaker 5: So give us all the positive comments. Because I have never thought of you to be a comments person. I know that you have tried more with the podcast, not on like Instagram and these things, so I actually that's so on brand for you to be like, wait, she know, what are you talking about?

00:27:53
Speaker 1: I literally was like, what what are you talking about? I told her. I was like, no, it's actually like what's going on in my personal life. That's like kind of taking me out today.

00:28:02
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. It's a big deal. People are like, la, la is it though?

00:28:05
Speaker 1: Is it real? Shit?

00:28:07
Speaker 2: I mean you deal with yes, every no, that is Oh well, that's what I'm saying.

00:28:12
Speaker 1: The comments section and Sharon from Mississippi, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a damn okay, like cometrol whatever. I think it was posted what she was talking about, because I asked her what are you talking about? And she said pump Rules And I was like, maybe I'll go read the comments to take me out of my reality right now. And she goes, well, you'll have a lot of content. It's over a thousand comments. And I was like, a thousand comments over a picture picture of an awkward hug. I'm so fucking famous. What are you thinking right now? Lisa?

00:28:49
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm thinking really, the comments comments, This is like a mart I only get good comments in my little in my little dam what do yours look like like wathing about you guys and so sweet? And somebody said about Jessica, don't let anyone say your voice is annoying. Oh it's beautiful. No, I got that lout yesterday.

00:29:12
Speaker 1: That is really really cute.

00:29:14
Speaker 4: Can I respond to all of them?

00:29:15
Speaker 3: She does.

00:29:17
Speaker 5: We are all her children, and anyone who sends Leah positive or Cleah Lisa positive DMS, you're also her children.

00:29:27
Speaker 2: Lisa is all of our moms.

00:29:29
Speaker 1: No, she is the Mava of all MOVs.

00:29:32
Speaker 4: No, I appreciate the positives, and you guys just have to focus on that.

00:29:36
Speaker 1: I'm going to focus on that because at the end of the day me like awkwardly hugging Tom Sandaval. It's not like I'm sandwiched between Epstein and Harvey waiting for Dahmer to come in and join, you know, like.

00:29:46
Speaker 2: She dropped them all.

00:29:49
Speaker 1: Everyone, Calm the fuck down. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. Okay. Did we all know what?

00:29:58
Speaker 3: Yes?

00:29:58
Speaker 1: It did, because you were there. I watched it with you. Did we all watch oc Did we all do our homework?

00:30:03
Speaker 3: Yes?

00:30:05
Speaker 2: Absolutely? And I even listened to a podcast.

00:30:09
Speaker 1: I did research, real research. Okay, Well, I just want to jump into the good part. Ohc did a doppelganger party, right, So all the women came dressed as each other. Shannon dressed up as Gina and did her real dirty She had the extension glued to the top of the head and they've kind of been going at it on social media, the two of them, and so Shannon imposts the photo and is like, hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of my of me being Gina, and Gina responded like this was a really like bad place for me, so thank you for like reminding me of it.

00:30:53
Speaker 2: It was really funny the way she dressed. Yeah, it was wild, that choice.

00:30:59
Speaker 1: It was wild And I will forever be thankful for producers when they're like, because you know, the time came. We have been watching this like little thing happening, right, Heather's spilling too much tea on Shannon, and then when they decide like let's have it kind of come to a head at a doppelganger party. So you have everyone arguing looking a hot mess. It's kind of like on Pump Rules when everything exploded and the boys were dressed in drag.

00:31:27
Speaker 2: That is the perfect comparison.

00:31:29
Speaker 4: Are you kidding.

00:31:30
Speaker 1: My favorite I want every explosive moment to be when people are dressed up looking crazy. Okay, like Gina was dressed is Emily. She had the booty going. Wish that she would have put some tits in because Emily's boobs like they need a moment. But it does come to a head. Right, So this goes back to you listen to Heather to Bro on a podcast.

00:31:55
Speaker 5: Yes, on the one, comments by comments by Bravo, but through comments by celebs.

00:32:00
Speaker 2: Always does they do the recaps?

00:32:02
Speaker 5: They're my girls, especially if I wasn't fully paying attention.

00:32:07
Speaker 4: I don't know them.

00:32:08
Speaker 2: By the way I say they're my girls. I think you do love them. I love them.

00:32:11
Speaker 5: One of them came up to you and DMed me and said, we went up to Laala at the New York premiere.

00:32:18
Speaker 1: Was I nice?

00:32:18
Speaker 4: Yes?

00:32:19
Speaker 2: They were, like they said. They walked up to you and they're like, where's Jess or one of them?

00:32:22
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about them.

00:32:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, they're great.

00:32:26
Speaker 5: They're from Syracuse or went to Syracuse anyway, but they had Heather to Bro on.

00:32:31
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and were you going to ask about that or just so basically right now, mom, you do you know what's going on? Heather has been talking to the group about Shannon's relationship with John behind the scenes.

00:32:44
Speaker 4: But I'm just confused about the relationship.

00:32:47
Speaker 1: Well everyone is, and let me tell you. The Doppelganger parties started off like so fun and so bombed. But everyone knows that can't last forever, right, cameras are here. This is great and fun, but like shit got upon off. I loved it because we learned that Taylor, Taylor Armstrong has had a threesome. She kind of a freak because then she goes on, there's a.

00:33:07
Speaker 3: Couple of freaks in that group. I can.

00:33:11
Speaker 6: Vicky right, Oh, Vicky's a freak with the with the with the even though it was such a basic sex position, what was it just like from the bar, from the back, But she was like, I picture Vicky on top, Like.

00:33:28
Speaker 4: I have to ask you who came up with these questions and or these like who came up with the game?

00:33:33
Speaker 1: The real game they were playing do or Drink?

00:33:38
Speaker 4: So it's a real game.

00:33:39
Speaker 3: It's probably a card game.

00:33:40
Speaker 1: It's a card game do or Drink, I believe is what it's called.

00:33:44
Speaker 2: I want to get that game.

00:33:45
Speaker 4: It seems fun.

00:33:47
Speaker 1: No, it looks like so much fun. So we've established that Vicky is probably a freak. Taylor licked Emily's nipple, yep, so we know that's pretty freaking full a breastfeeder.

00:34:00
Speaker 3: That's the freak. That's it's not the liquor.

00:34:02
Speaker 1: And Emily's married to a Mormon. What do I think that conversation was like when it aired?

00:34:09
Speaker 4: I don't even want to know.

00:34:11
Speaker 2: That wasn't the first time she's whipped it out. I could tell you that.

00:34:15
Speaker 1: In the least. Okay, and by the way, so freaking awesome, so awesome, but only if you were playing a drinking game. I won't do that because you imagine me and my sober ass being like, okay, Katie meeting I can't okay. So finally, I'm sure someone steps in and they're like, hey, it's that time, Heather and Shannon go and talk it out. I think it's very weird that Shannon is so terrified of John.

00:34:51
Speaker 4: I feel the same way.

00:34:53
Speaker 1: Is this gonna be one of those weird podcasts where you're all PC.

00:34:57
Speaker 4: No, I feel like I'm out of the out of the group over here.

00:35:03
Speaker 1: No, you're the star of the show. That's why you're over there.

00:35:06
Speaker 2: I know I'm going to look the whole star thoughts.

00:35:10
Speaker 1: It's easy. It's easy to not see you when you're over there not making a peep. You guys, well you're here with a microphone in front of you, and you sure had a lot to say last night while we.

00:35:21
Speaker 3: Watched did I your pen? Was your right?

00:35:24
Speaker 2: And do you think she.

00:35:26
Speaker 5: Do you think she's actually scared of him? Because I would love to hear do you think she's like Lalla said? Because I don't, But what do you think?

00:35:35
Speaker 4: I don't even know what to think because I'm so confused why she is so worried about them talking about her relationship? Like what is she hiding?

00:35:45
Speaker 1: Oh, it's all about what are they hiding?

00:35:47
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you have a healthy relationship, you're not going to care who's talking about.

00:35:52
Speaker 3: But I could I could also say I could have a very good relationship. I don't want to be on And it's like if what do you mean like on camera her husband? Because he's not on camera? Is he?

00:36:02
Speaker 4: What's her boyfriend?

00:36:03
Speaker 1: Her boyfriend?

00:36:06
Speaker 3: Are the kids on camera?

00:36:08
Speaker 4: His kids?

00:36:08
Speaker 3: His kids?

00:36:10
Speaker 1: Why does that matter?

00:36:11
Speaker 3: Well? No, I didn't even I just thought like not sharing a good amount. Like I could see me being me if I were to go on to vander Palm and have to show a lot of it. There are a lot of things that I would just be like, you know what, let's make this for this our job and then let's keep real life over here. So I could say, you can't do that because you don't that exactly, and that's why we're having this conversation. But that's maybe where they're at. I could see me being in that boat of not wanting to share more, but that's not the space that they're in.

00:36:38
Speaker 4: My point is is what is she trying to hide? If everything's fine with her relationship, why is she freaking out that they're discussing her.

00:36:47
Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah, I don't think it's fine. I don't think it's not fine because.

00:36:51
Speaker 4: She But I think she's kind of professes that it is, does she not?

00:36:55
Speaker 1: She says we have a great relationship and goes down the list of all of things that he does. But then she says, when we're not good, it takes me out. The drink makes everything a hundred times more chaotic. Absolutely, Like when Emily says to her as she's walking out of the house. She's like, I've only called Gina and Emily one time. I don't believe that. I believe that she's called multiple times and maybe only remembers a couple.

00:37:22
Speaker 4: Oh, that's where I'm going.

00:37:24
Speaker 1: And I think that anytime a man is telling you he's private, don't share our business with other people. That's a bonding moment for women when you can sit there and be like, I need to go have a girl's lunch. My man is driving me insane. This is what happened that That is like a sacred moment between women. When you can go and do that.

00:37:46
Speaker 4: Well, another woman can relate one hundred percent.

00:37:49
Speaker 1: Session after absolutely, if you're in a healthy relationship, all couples fight. But then Gina brings up or not Gina, Emily brings up that there have been times that Shannon had called her and said he has body shamed me. He's called me. She gets emotional. He's told her that she's fat and unattractive. Emily starts crying because she can't believe that anyone would talk to a woman way.

00:38:16
Speaker 4: It's like, then why are you with me? Like it's rude, it's disgusting.

00:38:21
Speaker 3: No, it is.

00:38:21
Speaker 1: Disgusting, and I think Bravo fan pages have gone crazy and they've now added John to like the list of toxic Housewives men that are like, we don't really like this dude, right, Yeah, there's a few likes on that list.

00:38:38
Speaker 4: Well, anybody that says that kind of stuff is sketchy.

00:38:43
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that. I think that she from what I see. I don't know Shannon, I don't know John. I think she probably thinks, oh, yeah, this is a great relationship.

00:38:55
Speaker 2: But when it's bad, you.

00:38:56
Speaker 5: Know, it's really bad, but it's it's the bad times don't outweigh the good. So I have to focus on the good and I can't share the bad because then people will do what we're doing and be like, wait, he body shames you. He is an awful man. Leave that relationship. And I think right now or at the time, she didn't want to. She's like, I want to be in this relationship.

00:39:14
Speaker 4: Well, she said she's never loved anybody. Yes, like she's madly in love with him. But I feel that way when somebody's talking to you that way.

00:39:22
Speaker 1: Some people can I know, It's all I know, and so I think people are getting sorry. I don't mean to cut you off. I just think people, when you're in an insecure place, you confuse being in love with someone for just being you just need. You don't even care where it's coming from. You don't care that he talks to you a certain way. You hang on to the little things and it's like if you were in a good place where you love yourself and you feel confident that shit would never fly.

00:39:50
Speaker 4: Amen, Yes a man, right?

00:39:53
Speaker 1: Yes, So I think it has nothing to do with John.

00:39:56
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:39:56
Speaker 1: I think it has everything to do with an internal battle that she's going through, kinks that need to be worked out. She's got to find self love before she can go out and find any type of dude. Because yes, arguments happen, but arguments that are happening where you want it. Want You want to go to your grave like it takes you the fuck out. And he's talking about your physical appearance.

00:40:19
Speaker 4: Which there's no excuses.

00:40:21
Speaker 1: Absolute and John, we could all have a hayday.

00:40:25
Speaker 3: I was just about to say, I was going to say, are you saying anything?

00:40:30
Speaker 4: Well, and you know what I don't for me, I don't like people. I'm making comments about people's apparents because we didn't choose our looks we came how we.

00:40:39
Speaker 3: Are no, and we don't have Kardashian money.

00:40:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's very true, MoMA, thank you for those that those words of wisdom. I'll take back what I just did. I don't want to make fun of anyone's face.

00:40:53
Speaker 3: I do want to ask and correct me if I'm wrong. Is this they don't sleep in the same I loved.

00:41:00
Speaker 1: I love that Heather to brow in her confessional. The producers obviously like, what does she tell you? And she does a laundry list, and they like flash her on the screen talking about it, and she's like, I just don't really want to talk about it.

00:41:13
Speaker 4: But after she's getting spilled all the tea, right, she was.

00:41:16
Speaker 1: Spilt all over the ground, multiple tars, then she's like, I just don't want to make a mess. It's already been done. But yeah, she like they don't sleep together because of X, Y and Z. He can't go over to her house, she can't go over to his. She pays for everything. Apparently, it's like, uh, John Hawk the boat already then, yeah, all I hear about is John Janssen's boat. It is fabulous though, falling up to no boo in that thing what was that jizzing? Just like, oh, it's fabulous your boat like a quick whatever.

00:41:50
Speaker 2: It's like big whoop. Helen knows the owner, you know.

00:41:56
Speaker 1: Helen knows the owner. Okay. So then going back though to what Heather said on the podcast, what did she say?

00:42:06
Speaker 5: So Heather said on the comments Spicelebs Comments by Bravo podcast, she makes great points. I would listen to this episode if you get a chance. But she said, and I don't want to. I want to stay it the right way, but it's not word for word. Basically, She's like, they came at me, going, well, Heather talk to me. Heather told me about the relationship. Did Heather talk to you about the relationship. And everyone's like yes, yes, yes, And Heather's like, it's one thing and I'm gonna be honest to talk about it to these women off camera, and it's an entire other thing to then talk about it on camera and that She's like, I'm not I didn't say it in the moment, but that.

00:42:44
Speaker 2: Was like, well, I'm not sitting here talking about it on camera.

00:42:47
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I think when things are spoken about on camera. And Taylor Armstrong has said this in the past, that her relationship and everything that was going on by behind the scenes. I'm not saying that John is anything like Taylor's ex husband, but she did say it being talked about on camera potentially saved her life. Wow. Yes, So I think if something is so bad in your relationship that it cannot be spoken about on camera, there is a problem.

00:43:22
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

00:43:24
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, because all of these women, including Emily, have talked about their relationship when it is not fucking good.

00:43:33
Speaker 4: Yes, they've all shared.

00:43:35
Speaker 1: But again, those types of arguments and those types of you know, you, what is it? Peaks and valleys. Everyone goes through those, right, and it's relatable. I don't know how relatable it is to share, Like it is kind of a shock when you hear a man is body shaming his girlfriends. It's kind of like, hold up, we got to kind of get you out of this. So there's his six pack, Lisa, we don't talk about people's looks because she come, how.

00:44:03
Speaker 4: We are I know, see, I would get a rare but yeah, she did that to me, I would be rearing right back.

00:44:10
Speaker 1: Oh beyond all right, let's jump over to Ronnie. It was a great episode, just like it always is. We now know Brynn does not like Thanksgiving because she finally got closure with her dad and it was he was battling for his life. She would visit him often in the hospital. He ended up dying on November twelfth, So she does not like Thanksgiving. I have to say she is not only freaking hot, but in her interview where she's like, I have chosen to be happy because she's telling the women, I mean the women are visibly upset, telling the women everything she's been through. And then to see what she has done in her life.

00:44:57
Speaker 4: What she's accomplished, like she graduated what Purdue Easton and she was part of the Dove campaign.

00:45:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's a very Yeah.

00:45:08
Speaker 4: She's the full package.

00:45:10
Speaker 1: Absolutely great style, incredibly well spoken, so freaking funny. I bet a heyday in the.

00:45:17
Speaker 2: Sack, she'll do it all.

00:45:23
Speaker 3: I hope.

00:45:27
Speaker 4: Did you imagine if you were with her and you guys had babies, your hair, best hair, and so do you?

00:45:32
Speaker 3: Yeah?

00:45:33
Speaker 2: I wonder how tall she is?

00:45:36
Speaker 1: I do you know how tall she is?

00:45:38
Speaker 2: I asked that to see if she I'm just curious. I think you guys would be so cute together. But she's dating someone isn't she.

00:45:46
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it would just be great to pro create with her.

00:45:52
Speaker 4: I think just based off of.

00:45:53
Speaker 1: Like how they I'm so glad you said that they are so fun to look.

00:46:00
Speaker 4: At, yes, and their style, like they all have different style, but I love it all.

00:46:05
Speaker 1: I love it all too. And honestly, my least favorite of the group is Jessel right now, but I still dig her, you know, So what we're gonna say more, I was.

00:46:15
Speaker 4: Going to say that party she threw and all the iconic people that attended the Vogue.

00:46:20
Speaker 1: I want to get to that. Let's first talk about how Jessel and Aaron have their meetup. Lisa and I battled for quite some time because she was like Aaron called her a princess. Yes she did, Yes she did.

00:46:37
Speaker 4: And I did have money on that. And I lost.

00:46:40
Speaker 1: Yes she did lose because I cares, no tell me what you guys are battling over. We were battling because I remember Aarin, by the way, it was like five minutes prior that we had just watched this and were and she was like, no, go back. Aarin was recapping what happened to her friends. Aaron said, you just seem to be someone who's used to being catered to. Jessel replies, are you saying I'm a princess?

00:47:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're saying you're you're.

00:47:09
Speaker 1: Saying you're a princess. So whatever they're doing, they they have that whole mess. They there was a time where the hag is brought up, the cackling hags and Mischel through old, old cackling hags, and then Jessel in her interview, is like, it's like, it's how we talk in England. It's like a bugger or twat, and Aaron's like, that's like me saying in America, it's like we always, you know, we just say, oh, you stupid bitch, Like there's nothing cute about anyone who's cackling, and especially a hag. Right, So there's all of these little moments that I'm watching with Jessel where I'm like, I just don't know that I dig you, and you seem like you could get caddy quickly, but I don't know that the caddiness would come from being a mean girl. There's like something happening behind her eyes right now where it's like, and this is just my opinion, where I'm like, I think you're struggling to find your identity, because she got very triggered when Aarin was like, oh, I didn't know you were working again, and she's like, of course I work. Of course I work, and like her work was really like her life. It was her identity. She had an incredible resume.

00:48:26
Speaker 4: And she's not connecting with her husband right now sexually.

00:48:29
Speaker 1: Right, she's not connecting with her husband sexually right now. She also just gave birth. She has twins who are not even two yet. I think they're like a year and a half. That is a real struggle for a woman.

00:48:42
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:48:42
Speaker 1: I remember giving birth to Ocean and being like, who am I? My identity is literally I'm Ocean's mom, But like what do I like to do? What am I into? What do I believe in? And I think that that's a real struggle for her. I think that's what's happening Bereyes, I do too.

00:49:01
Speaker 4: But and I also think sometimes chemicals play, your imbalances play a big part.

00:49:06
Speaker 1: And that happens for quite some time after you give birth. Yeah, and you're running after to live that especially.

00:49:12
Speaker 2: Retarding right did you lease?

00:49:14
Speaker 3: Oh yeah it did?

00:49:16
Speaker 1: You had postpartum with both myself an Easton.

00:49:19
Speaker 4: How long I got it, like for three months. I was, wow, such.

00:49:25
Speaker 2: A weirdo you were. Did you take any like eat your placenta or anything?

00:49:29
Speaker 4: And that's like a vitamin B twelve shots? But and then but back then, well and talk about it like they do now.

00:49:38
Speaker 1: There wasn't and I don't know that there was a label for it yet, was there?

00:49:42
Speaker 4: No, well somewhat, But you know, some of these people that have postponum depression, they actually think about taking a life. And I never went down that rabbit hole.

00:49:53
Speaker 1: You you just couldn't get not just but like you had a hard time getting out of bed.

00:49:58
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, anyway, I totally agree with you with Jessel By the way I think she is. She I think she's such a classy, stunning, hard working woman. But right now I think she's figuring it out, like with the job and the and her being insecure a couple episodes back about how she felt in certain clothing and just I think she's and the husband, I mean, not having sex in your relationship. To me, that's like, oh my god, that would be one of the most stressful and complicated and hard things.

00:50:31
Speaker 1: Especially after just giving birth. You're already like feeling just not yourself like things just sit a little bit differently, and now are not banging your husband. It's like, I imagine that that would be rough. She loves her husband, Yes, she wants to have sex with him anyway. There's a PSA. Brynn has let us know that hand jobs are back in style.

00:50:55
Speaker 4: I never knew they went out, Kyle.

00:50:58
Speaker 2: Kyle said that he was with me. He's like, they never went out of style.

00:51:02
Speaker 3: Oh they went out.

00:51:04
Speaker 1: Well they're back.

00:51:04
Speaker 3: So he tries to reach down and give me a old handy. I'm doing it myself. I'm way better at it.

00:51:11
Speaker 5: That's a great point. He knows himself best. What if they have rings on you, they got to take the rings off.

00:51:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, if you're going to do this, let's do other stuff.

00:51:19
Speaker 2: Put your mouth down there, you're going to do it.

00:51:22
Speaker 4: Money.

00:51:24
Speaker 1: You didn't put your money where your mouth is, Well put my put my money where.

00:51:29
Speaker 3: Your mouth is.

00:51:30
Speaker 4: Oh, I left the building.

00:51:34
Speaker 1: But I don't really want to give handies. My hands are always cold. You don't want these, you don't want these on your people.

00:51:40
Speaker 2: I think that would do you not handy?

00:51:43
Speaker 5: Would that's like easy breezy you don't have to do anything.

00:51:47
Speaker 2: You could still feel their fece.

00:51:50
Speaker 1: You like tum dum tug the word job in it?

00:51:56
Speaker 5: Who's been someone on the say that? Did Brent say that? Someone said that on the Housewives? They were like, it's got the word job in it?

00:52:03
Speaker 1: Oh did they? Yes?

00:52:04
Speaker 4: Oh they did? And I said, if it has the word job, I want nothing to do.

00:52:07
Speaker 1: With all right.

00:52:08
Speaker 5: Jobs are back in style, especially in a long term relationship of Kyle's.

00:52:11
Speaker 2: Like I'll have a hand job tonight. I'd be like, honey, he done.

00:52:15
Speaker 1: Let me go, let me warm it up for you. Jessica, you're like a ninety year old. All right, I guess I'll give it a try again. First I have to found find a boy to give one to. First things. First, need a wiener.

00:52:34
Speaker 3: She's just so listening hand job.

00:52:37
Speaker 1: I'm trying again, not again. I did love that Sy was breaking down the spawn con game for everybody and how she makes money. That was amazing. Jessel's party, like you said, top tier people. She had Vogue editors there, like even no.

00:52:53
Speaker 4: It was like creme de la creme.

00:52:56
Speaker 1: Creme de la creme. But I didn't know that like that was such a like that the editor. I can't remember her name. I'm not a fashionista with like the red dots and like the.

00:53:04
Speaker 4: Really that tattoo tattoos.

00:53:07
Speaker 1: She Britnan said she didn't know. She was like, I don't know if they're tattooed. She's always had them there. Fabulous. I mean that party was pretty unbelievable. The amount of people who were willing to film.

00:53:20
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

00:53:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jessel showed up, like the fact that it went from her being like I obviously work to all of these people in her it's like, oh damn, you do work.

00:53:30
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:53:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, was definitely the money move.

00:53:33
Speaker 4: But she didn't serve good wine.

00:53:35
Speaker 1: Well that was the other part. How are you gonna have Vogue editors there and the tubac chuck wine? They said they used the word rancid. The wine was rancid.

00:53:45
Speaker 5: I love me some Trader Joe's. They did say Trader Joe's wine. I love Trader Joe's. I'm not gonna go there for wine freight. Vogue editor and chief party or whatever she was those guests.

00:53:55
Speaker 2: I'm gonna splurge a little.

00:53:57
Speaker 1: I think so too.

00:53:58
Speaker 4: I would chuck. No, it's like deal too.

00:54:04
Speaker 1: He loves a good deal, loves a coupon.

00:54:06
Speaker 2: Well is that an actual brand?

00:54:07
Speaker 5: Because Britain was like, well, don't drag tubuc chuck or whatever she said.

00:54:10
Speaker 2: She was like, I love me some Oh it is.

00:54:12
Speaker 1: Is tubac Chuck is a brand. By the way, if you don't want to splurge that boxed wine Fransia, that shit hit different.

00:54:21
Speaker 2: I used to slapped the bag with that up.

00:54:23
Speaker 1: On a bag of that yeah wasted Franzia. Yeah, you know, and like if you're having a state dinner, you get the box of red.

00:54:30
Speaker 4: But can I tell you that Trader Joe's when we drank, I loved the that sparkling the sparkling wine that they had.

00:54:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was so sweet, Lisa, you like drinking. I do like sugar Street Melted sugar is what Lisa likes. I want to say this very quickly before we go into our ache and relief. I want to think Real Housewives of New York because I have been a little bit funny about reality TV recently. I'm not going to say why. I've just been funny. I've been just whatever. Watching these women show up live their lives. They look like they're having having an organic fun time. It doesn't feel forced. It doesn't feel like they have to be somewhere. It seems like they are showing up and actually enjoying what they're doing, and the cameras just happened to be there. So I want to thank the reboot of Rony for making me love reality television again.

00:55:37
Speaker 4: Huge.

00:55:38
Speaker 1: That is huge for you. Yeah're freaking killing it because last night's or Sunday's episode was not riveting and it was still freaking fantastic.

00:55:49
Speaker 3: I agree, and I don't even like it. But then again, Brind's on it, so I can.

00:55:52
Speaker 1: Well, I know she's brand everything, brand we love you, right, she's fantastic. I want to try to get her on the pod. All right, let's hit our ache of the week and relief. Lisa, do you want to start us off?

00:56:09
Speaker 4: Yes? So I might get teary eyed.

00:56:12
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, what's wrong?

00:56:16
Speaker 4: You go?

00:56:18
Speaker 1: I'll go first my ache of the week. I'm also going to get tierriad eyed. I had a spray tan and actual real tand and wasn't able to laser my legs this last time around, and it really put a b in my body. I'm like, it is summertime and we are a prickly pair. I'm trying to have smooth stems and I couldn't. However, I did get the cookie and the pit's done, so we'll take the win where we can get it. My relief of the week was family dinner on Friday with Jessica, Kyle Easton. You couldn't make it, my mother, my child, my agent have one of those.

00:57:01
Speaker 4: Now, you know what. I loved that dinner. That was so much fun.

00:57:05
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. My daughter. We were walking to the car, she said, I need to kiss Kyle. So I walked her back over to Kyle. Kyle's Jess's boyfriend. She gave him a kiss. As we're walking away, she looks at me and goes, I kissed Kyle.

00:57:18
Speaker 3: Oh no.

00:57:18
Speaker 4: She talked about it in the the whole way home.

00:57:21
Speaker 1: We asked her who her boyfriend was.

00:57:23
Speaker 4: She to know where Kyle, to know where Kyle went.

00:57:29
Speaker 1: Jessica, you better keep that man on a tight leash. The ocean's coming in. Capt'n save you. Still, you man, She's not fucking around.

00:57:38
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

00:57:39
Speaker 1: She talked about him the whole way home.

00:57:40
Speaker 2: Oh that's so cute. That was an amazing dinner.

00:57:44
Speaker 1: So Easton, what is your ache?

00:57:46
Speaker 4: And relief.

00:57:47
Speaker 3: My ache and relief are two and one. Okay, it is. It's always an animal. All my animals are just but my dog she had cancer, little bernie burn, and we got She has five or six stitches and they are everywhere.

00:58:03
Speaker 4: Well stitches.

00:58:04
Speaker 3: She has incisions, incisions yes, so like yeah, so like she's very battered. So that's my ache because I'm taking care of her. But my relief is it's done and she's getting better. And so we have a little gray shirt on her just in case any of her wounds bleed. We can see and take care of them. She's just running around an little T shirt and socks so she doesn't it herself.

00:58:24
Speaker 4: Oh she's so good.

00:58:26
Speaker 2: You're a good pie.

00:58:27
Speaker 3: Is a kite too?

00:58:28
Speaker 4: Oh?

00:58:28
Speaker 1: How fun?

00:58:29
Speaker 3: I know. Give her a couple of pills in the morning and she's good to She was just staring like what staring up at it like at a tree, and I just said her name in the slowest turn and the slowest turn, and I just said, I'll let you be. Yeah, she's doing well. But that's my ache and relief. Is that baby good?

00:58:48
Speaker 1: I love that? Just what's yours?

00:58:50
Speaker 5: My ache and relief was my relief was I took my first ever jiu jitsu class on Sunday.

00:58:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.

00:59:01
Speaker 2: You don't chop at all. It's mostly likes, but the that was my relief. It was so much fun. I'm all in. I love it.

00:59:08
Speaker 5: Kyle's like, we'll see in two weeks, you'll never talk about it again. But in this moment, I'm all in. My ache was that I'm so I said this on Instagram, but I'll repeat it here. I'm so wildly uncoordinated. I don't know when that happened. I thought for sure, I'm like, I'm gonna show up, I'm gonna kick ass. I showed up, and it's just like my body wants to move one way and they're telling me to go another. So it's gonna take some time. I might look into even private jiu jitsu lessons. I know they can be pricey, but it might be worth it because I love it so much. Lah, but it's like, I'm wildly uncoordinated.

00:59:44
Speaker 2: So it's a journey.

00:59:45
Speaker 3: So we're gonna check back in two weeks.

00:59:47
Speaker 5: We'll check back it in two weeks when I've forgotten all about jiu jitsu.

00:59:50
Speaker 2: I'm so proud.

00:59:51
Speaker 1: Of it. You're like an onion. You continue to get peeled back. I love it, Lise. Have you gathered yourself?

00:59:58
Speaker 4: Yes? I think I I've gathered myself. Like I'm having a hard time.

01:00:03
Speaker 1: Oh, breathing through your nose and.

01:00:06
Speaker 4: I'm changing my ache. I can't talk about it.

01:00:10
Speaker 3: What is it?

01:00:11
Speaker 4: I'll talk about It is the dogs, yes, okay.

01:00:14
Speaker 1: Lisa's ache is that there is an animal shelter in Los Angeles. No, it's in rivers in Riverside that have eighty six dogs who are facing being euthanized. Right, eighty six. That is her ache of the week. If you're listening and you do not have your animals fixed, spade neuter them immediately. Please. If you are looking for an animal, please adopt, don't shop. We are begging you. Did I help you with your age?

01:00:48
Speaker 4: Thank you? Okay?

01:00:49
Speaker 3: Yes?

01:00:49
Speaker 4: And then my relief is always my little baby Ocean. Today she was walking up the stairs and she was holding my hand and she goes, I'm too old, and that is what I always say when I'm walking on this So no, I didn't say it this morning.

01:01:04
Speaker 3: She said it for this.

01:01:07
Speaker 1: She said that the other day I told her to take her shoes upstairs and she's walking and she was, Oh, I'm too old.

01:01:15
Speaker 5: She's gane and a half genius. Also really quick. Just about your ache. It's the Instagram page that posts the euthanized listed dogs at Riverside Shelter is at I Love Rescue.

01:01:29
Speaker 2: They post all the photos of these.

01:01:31
Speaker 5: Gorgeous Lisa told me about this account, but you don't search Riverside Animal Shelters, search at I Love Rescue.

01:01:38
Speaker 2: They post all the Riverside dogs.

01:01:40
Speaker 5: They're gorgeous, stunning and ready to be given homes.

01:01:45
Speaker 4: Thank you, I love it.

01:01:47
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. We hit a lot of notes today, Happy, sad, handy, I dig it. Thank you guys so much for listening to another episode of the Give Them Mala podcast. Remember the video of this comes out on Friday. I hope you enjoy and I will catch you all next week