Revisiting ECW Hardcore TV 1995 - Steve Austin “Monday NyQuil” Promo, Mikey Whipwreck vs The Sandman in a Ladder Match

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<v Speaker 1>Episode number three hundred and twenty six three.
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<v Speaker 1>Today we are talking about ECW W Wrestling TV par four,
<v Speaker 1>October thirty first, nineteen ninety five.
<v Speaker 2>A fantastic time for ECW. Everything is changing, Nitro is
<v Speaker 2>here and ECW has to get even crazier. And what's
<v Speaker 2>crazier than Steve Austin dressing up like Eric Bischoff and
<v Speaker 2>a ladder match main event where it's pinfalls and submissions.
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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into the Patreon Q and A segment.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, James clack Cock, why.
<v Speaker 2>Five dollar Q and I? You asked the questions, and
<v Speaker 2>then we fucking chastise you for your bad questions. And
<v Speaker 2>then there's other questions that we answered normally.
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, we have.
<v Speaker 2>A question here from Tyson. Tyson asked. This is a
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is a thought provoker. Here. Where are
<v Speaker 2>the boys when they are not in town?
<v Speaker 4>Out of town?
<v Speaker 2>That's loaded, that's I mean, it makes you really think, right,
<v Speaker 2>like I thought, I was always in town, but like
<v Speaker 2>you know, we are back in town. So we have
<v Speaker 2>to go from the.
<v Speaker 1>Town, disassociating until it's time to work.
<v Speaker 2>I'm in my bed in my underwear. Who was that
<v Speaker 2>good for you? I did it for you.
<v Speaker 4>That's a real thinker of a question.
<v Speaker 2>Cement Desk Concrete Baby asks Sahia. We know that Power
<v Speaker 2>Ranger is one of james favorite shows growing up. What
<v Speaker 2>other Saturday morning cartoon slash do you know that were
<v Speaker 2>your guy's favorite? Grow He just fucking knew he was.
<v Speaker 2>Who told you watching you? What other Saturday morning cartoon
<v Speaker 2>slashed shows were your guys favorite growing up? We were,
<v Speaker 2>oddly enough, We were just talking about that a little
<v Speaker 2>bit ago. James's other favorite show was Angry Beavers and Dag,
<v Speaker 2>which is a show about well damn beavers who were
<v Speaker 2>building the damn and they lived in it.
<v Speaker 4>They did, they lived in a damn. That was pretty
<v Speaker 4>cool idea.
<v Speaker 1>Angry Beavers definitely lived near the cat Dog whoa. That
<v Speaker 1>was my head canon. They definitely lived near each other.
<v Speaker 2>The shows look similar to they do.
<v Speaker 1>They look like they're in the same town.
<v Speaker 2>I feel like all these shows were on at the
<v Speaker 2>same time, and maybe that's why. I like, they just
<v Speaker 2>were back to back to back. So I was like, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>this is all over the place here. I mean, those
<v Speaker 2>I watched all of those Angry Beaver, Goddamn cat Dog Rockers,
<v Speaker 2>Model Life.
<v Speaker 1>They were all in the same block, or at least
<v Speaker 1>most of them were.
<v Speaker 2>And then, I mean on Cartoon Network you'd have Cow
<v Speaker 2>and Chicken, you'd have Lab Dexter's Lab. Of course you had.
<v Speaker 4>To decide, you had to pick a side.
<v Speaker 3>Were you a nick kid or were you a Cartoon
<v Speaker 3>Network slip tony.
<v Speaker 2>I would flip if I saw if I saw an
<v Speaker 2>episode or something already, I would flip just to scene.
<v Speaker 2>I'd decide which episode I liked more.
<v Speaker 1>I was a fair weather fan.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had no allegiances. I know which. You know,
<v Speaker 2>I should have picked the side I was a little child.
<v Speaker 2>I should have learned how to stand up for myself.
<v Speaker 3>And dude, I remember when I didn't have Cartoon Network
<v Speaker 3>and it like came to my television. It was like
<v Speaker 3>you had to call your cable provider to get a channel.
<v Speaker 3>Remember that back in the day when they're like.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, boomerang. I remember I always saw commercials for us, like, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>this is a good idea. I'd love to watch this,
<v Speaker 1>but uh yeah, I don't know if we ever got boomerang.
<v Speaker 4>No, not till now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the other shows you guys.
<v Speaker 1>Dragging ball z, you know, like what the fuck coming
<v Speaker 1>home and plopping that son of a bitch on Like
<v Speaker 1>that's good ship.
<v Speaker 2>Little PLoP.
<v Speaker 1>That's what That's what I used to call that, you
<v Speaker 1>PLoP down and watching TV.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yes, that's true, dude.
<v Speaker 3>For me, it was all like a t G. I remember,
<v Speaker 3>like Steve verk and.
<v Speaker 2>Were in Black and White.
<v Speaker 3>I love yeah ship, Ricky dude runs on Nickelodeon. They
<v Speaker 3>used to play Lovely. I remember that Nick at Night.
<v Speaker 2>Remember that Cheers that was always on Nick.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that Mash was always on that show.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, Tony, I agree. I never FU but Mash.
<v Speaker 3>I just I saw the into and I immediately flipped like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it was about that show.
<v Speaker 4>I never watched one episode.
<v Speaker 3>I said, oh, yeah, the Skipper, Yeah that's all you
<v Speaker 3>took away. Yeah, Brady Bunch, that was on reruns too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. Sorry. We started talking about other just
<v Speaker 2>shows that we like in general. Future Ama, yeah, family, guy,
<v Speaker 2>have you ever.
<v Speaker 1>Heard of the Simpsons?
<v Speaker 2>Nate Roberts asks. I went to show Down and Carry
<v Speaker 2>and my girlfriend was amazed by the amount of gingers
<v Speaker 2>in the crowd. How does it feel to be a
<v Speaker 2>safe place for gingers? That make you happy?
<v Speaker 1>Tony?
<v Speaker 2>Oh?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, real happy.
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm glad that Sorry. Sorry, I think that's great,
<v Speaker 3>you know, I think nice to have a safe place
<v Speaker 3>for gingers.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Tony, you have any questions or there?
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I got one for you.
<v Speaker 3>Johnny Bert Hart screwed himself wants to know would you
<v Speaker 3>rather have five dollars?
<v Speaker 4>Or fuck you? Johnny?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, no more questions. I guess what the.
<v Speaker 3>Wow people want to know?
<v Speaker 1>You only read the first part of the question. They
<v Speaker 1>didn't get it the second half to you just read
<v Speaker 1>it live.
<v Speaker 2>I don't trust that at all.
<v Speaker 1>Did you rather have five dollars? And you just stopped
<v Speaker 1>reading said this.
<v Speaker 4>Would be good for the show.
<v Speaker 2>The answer is I would rather have five dollars? Tony.
<v Speaker 2>How about you give me another one? You got another
<v Speaker 2>question over there?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll pull a little food related one here. Andrew
<v Speaker 3>Carnborn I believe Carnborn is pronounced it. If you were
<v Speaker 3>a Turkey, what kind of stuffing would you like up
<v Speaker 3>your ass?
<v Speaker 4>That's for you, Johnny.
<v Speaker 1>You all really do stuff and ship in the turkey's ass.
<v Speaker 2>Tony, what are you doing? My parents do that, They
<v Speaker 2>do that, Yes.
<v Speaker 4>They do.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my mom does that too. She stuffs it up
<v Speaker 3>there and then pulls it out.
<v Speaker 1>And I just I'm just not a turkey guy.
<v Speaker 2>So you don't want them, you don't want to fucking
<v Speaker 2>just yeah, shove your ship in this turkey and fucking cooking.
<v Speaker 1>Like shoving ship of a turkey's ass and then eating
<v Speaker 1>it out. Crazy is that's not?
<v Speaker 2>That's what you do.
<v Speaker 1>You shoved off the ass, shove a bunch of ship
<v Speaker 1>o the turkeys ass and eat it out the back. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>you She scoop that ship out that turkey's ass and
<v Speaker 1>you eat it straight into your mouth. You havy hollidays.
<v Speaker 1>It's a it sucks give me, but you give me
<v Speaker 1>Halloween too. Matter of fact, this.
<v Speaker 2>Ship he's a double kid.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's come back to Halloween. How about we start
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm sorry, a petition for that, not
<v Speaker 1>even for that, you know what, that's my second position.
<v Speaker 1>I'll be starting here, so get for both the holidays
<v Speaker 1>we have, which is two halloweens.
<v Speaker 2>Well, now.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone should get off because everyone has his stomach.
<v Speaker 2>Ache too much kiddies. Colton forty five asks what video
<v Speaker 2>games If any of the boys been playing goddamn I'm
<v Speaker 2>sure like everybody else playing the goddamn ark Raiders. Yes, sir,
<v Speaker 2>I mean we were playing Battlefield six for two weeks.
<v Speaker 1>I'm still playing that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I mean like we were like in and
<v Speaker 2>for a couple of weeks. Yeah, but then Arc Raiders
<v Speaker 2>came out and we were fucking I mean total gung
<v Speaker 2>ho on that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, battlefle six is fun. Arc Raiders has
<v Speaker 1>taking up a ton of my time right now, what
<v Speaker 1>about you, Tony?
<v Speaker 3>Today I tried out deaf gam Vendetta for the first
<v Speaker 3>time because I never played that game.
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh you.
<v Speaker 1>Never played Vendetta ever ever, so I oh wow, hated
<v Speaker 1>it is so hard.
<v Speaker 2>I mean the story is fun and like the idea
<v Speaker 2>is fun. Dude.
<v Speaker 3>I got to the end and then like I'm fucking
<v Speaker 3>three on one it's the worst Exchancehouse fucked.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah on one in the warehouse, I thought.
<v Speaker 3>It was like one of those things was like, okay,
<v Speaker 3>so you're just supposed to get your ass kicked, you know,
<v Speaker 3>like I thought it was part of this story, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>they're gonna beat your ass no, no come back. But yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>so I'm like fucking stuck there, like about to punch
<v Speaker 3>a hole on my screen right now?
<v Speaker 2>All right, Tony got any anymore anymore? For us?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>One more spoon aka make nuggets are probably one hundred
<v Speaker 3>percent horse flesh, but I'm gonna order a twenty piece regardless.
<v Speaker 3>Ask which zero mascots do you think you could realistically
<v Speaker 3>kill in a fight kill?
<v Speaker 2>I bet I could take the uh, the the Rice Crispies,
<v Speaker 2>all three of them. I think I could fucking annihilate
<v Speaker 2>those guys.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, all three.
<v Speaker 2>Snap Crackle and Pop. Yeah, I mean those guys got
<v Speaker 2>no fight in them, very very small. Yeah, yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>think I could just rip their heads off and that
<v Speaker 2>would be no problem for me.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, There's no way You're ripping off snap Crackle and
<v Speaker 1>pops hat.
<v Speaker 2>That's what their entire existence for those sounds like. That's
<v Speaker 2>what they're I'm breaking their bones and that's what it's
<v Speaker 2>gonna sound like, and then they don't really.
<v Speaker 1>So here's what would happen, buddy. So you would go
<v Speaker 1>to kill Snap Crack and Pop, and then me and
<v Speaker 1>Tony would go and train Snap Crack and Pop to
<v Speaker 1>learn how to do the jijigitami right, and then they
<v Speaker 1>would take your arms and rip them off your body.
<v Speaker 2>So there must have been a point here when we
<v Speaker 2>stopped being friends. And I don't know what that was,
<v Speaker 2>because this is a personal attack on the Eagles on
<v Speaker 2>the Phillies. And now you'd rather see you'd rather support
<v Speaker 2>three small serial mascots than to see me succeed.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and once they learned that, they'll be able to
<v Speaker 1>beat all the other mascots too.
<v Speaker 2>Right, So what was your answer?
<v Speaker 1>I could probably kill snapcraft on pop.
<v Speaker 2>Tony, what about you? You gotta dude.
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to think right now. I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe the Leprecaun I can take the Leprecaun out.
<v Speaker 2>Right from the goddamn Lucky Charms.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the Lucky Chimes leprecunt right, or.
<v Speaker 3>You know what, Actually, I take that back. I take
<v Speaker 3>two cans, Sam, I just shoot him with a gun.
<v Speaker 2>Two cans? What the fuck? I hate to say, that's
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? And truth asks hashtag dead locked in updates,
<v Speaker 2>which I guess we haven't talked about that and wit
<v Speaker 2>a minute here. Sure, yeah have been though for those
<v Speaker 2>that want a positive update, we kind of fucking got
<v Speaker 2>back in there. There there's better weeks than others because
<v Speaker 2>I fucking just can't stop getting sick. I just have
<v Speaker 2>a baby immune system, and you know what that happens
<v Speaker 2>to James sometimes do I guess, so maybe we're both.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Here you're down. I mean you're down, like what twenty five?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, down twenty five right now and I think.
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm on twenty I think, come down.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean we've been kind of doing well the uh.
<v Speaker 1>I mean the biggest thing is like just getting back
<v Speaker 1>into the lifts period so hard. Like I was so
<v Speaker 1>weak when I was first, like I was doing I'm
<v Speaker 1>just doing like a five three to one plan right
<v Speaker 1>now where I'm just like doing basically just eleven sets
<v Speaker 1>of compound lifts four times a week, you know, with
<v Speaker 1>one accessory, and it's like just trying to lock my
<v Speaker 1>form back in and ship.
<v Speaker 4>And uh.
<v Speaker 1>The first week I did it, I think I messaged
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even get through, Like I can't remember my cardio.
<v Speaker 1>My my like lifting cardio was just so bad. I
<v Speaker 1>was like doing I do eleven sets. I got to
<v Speaker 1>like set six or seven, and uh yeah, man, I
<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, I'm fucked, and I it got really discouraging.
<v Speaker 1>But then like week two, I was like, holy shit,
<v Speaker 1>I'm back. You know, It's just it just takes a minute.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's nice to get back into that.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'll, uh, I gotta so I'm doing. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>I have a personal trainer now that I see why
<v Speaker 2>not a fucking full time one, but uh, somebody that
<v Speaker 2>fucking helps keep me accountable. I see him a couple
<v Speaker 2>of times a week just because I So when I
<v Speaker 2>first lost a ton of weight, like years and years
<v Speaker 2>and years ago, like before fucking the pandemic, I was,
<v Speaker 2>you know, still working in the shoot job, and uh,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I was doing that. So I was a
<v Speaker 2>plan of fitness forever, and I was doing only machine
<v Speaker 2>stuff because like the idea of doing free weights freaked
<v Speaker 2>me out because I didn't know shit, and like I
<v Speaker 2>didn't trust myself to like learn it, and like I
<v Speaker 2>just you know, I just didn't trust myself. So I
<v Speaker 2>mean I did pretty well, uh in terms of just
<v Speaker 2>machine stuff, but now I'm like only free weights and
<v Speaker 2>bench and all that shit. So like the trying to
<v Speaker 2>learn all that has been like intimidating, but it's also
<v Speaker 2>super rewarding because uh one, I'm I feel like I'm
<v Speaker 2>already like the amounts that I'm already fucking like feeling
<v Speaker 2>stronger in terms of how long it would take me
<v Speaker 2>to do that if I was just through machines is
<v Speaker 2>like night and day.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, like you said.
<v Speaker 2>I mean the form stuff, like I like, I knew
<v Speaker 2>nothing about it. And even at fucking James House, James
<v Speaker 2>has like a cool like garage set up, and he
<v Speaker 2>was showing me some shit too, I'm like, fuck, like
<v Speaker 2>there's so many It's it's weird how mental a lot
<v Speaker 2>of it is, Like having to checklist stuff in your
<v Speaker 2>head to know that you're doing everything right because you
<v Speaker 2>could waste I mean, fucking wasting reps is like pisses
<v Speaker 2>me off now when I know, like I'm like, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm trying to bang out fucking like I'm ona
<v Speaker 2>been trying to bang out ten and like I get
<v Speaker 2>to eight and I know I'm fucking my shoulders aren't
<v Speaker 2>pinned or whatever, and I or I don't bring the
<v Speaker 2>bar down far enough because I'm worried about not being
<v Speaker 2>able to get it back up. So I'm like, fuck,
<v Speaker 2>like I just wasted reps. So a lot of that
<v Speaker 2>stuff is like pretty cool to learn. Now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, lifting is very mechanical.
<v Speaker 2>It's unbelievable, dude, Like the stuff that you think like
<v Speaker 2>you think it's just all you know, you just got
<v Speaker 2>to use your fucking arms to push everything. It's like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>you actually gotta fucking use a lot other shit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, for for a lot. Yeah, you actually don't
<v Speaker 1>at all.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So that's what I'm that's kind of the past
<v Speaker 2>few months. I've been kind of learning that I'm trying
<v Speaker 2>to get in like four times a week now, which
<v Speaker 2>not always happening, but I I will say, you know,
<v Speaker 2>having a having somebody that like I know, is fucking
<v Speaker 2>waiting to meet up with me two days a week
<v Speaker 2>at least, at very least gets me in for the
<v Speaker 2>two days to fucking you know, grind some ship.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, absolutely, But that's where I'm at.
<v Speaker 2>So I don't you know, I'm I don't have any
<v Speaker 2>goals other than I just want to get stronger. That's
<v Speaker 2>kind of what I'm at right now.
<v Speaker 1>That's all it takes.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I'm.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the biggest thing for me when I lost
<v Speaker 1>all that weight in my twenties was like, I can't
<v Speaker 1>cheat because I just spent two hours in the gym today. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I would look at food and be like, dude, I
<v Speaker 1>just fucking almost died today trying to get this last
<v Speaker 1>rep out, Like I can't eat this, Like what the fuck? Uh,
<v Speaker 1>you'd be surprised at how much that mentally will help
<v Speaker 1>you lose weight. Is like when you put the time
<v Speaker 1>in at the gym, and that's like a big thing
<v Speaker 1>for going in early to the gym too. A lot
<v Speaker 1>of people can't. They have to go after work and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I do to I go later in the afternoon.
<v Speaker 1>But I always hear that like, uh, Like when I
<v Speaker 1>first started, I would go with my buddy because he
<v Speaker 1>had a shoot that he had to leave to go
<v Speaker 1>to work at like six thirty, you know, so we'd
<v Speaker 1>be in a gym at five am shit, you know,
<v Speaker 1>and like, yeah, it would set the day up crazy
<v Speaker 1>because it's like I can't I'm not cheating, Like I
<v Speaker 1>just first off, I was in the gym at five
<v Speaker 1>am and I was here for almost two hours. Like
<v Speaker 1>I'm not fucking cheating today. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that mental I feel like the more I
<v Speaker 2>work out, like the hungry r im too, so like
<v Speaker 2>I got sure the meals count, so like it's it's
<v Speaker 2>kind of like contributing because you know, I'm I gotta
<v Speaker 2>fucking have like, you know, two hundred plus fucking grams
<v Speaker 2>of protein now, so like I also try not to
<v Speaker 2>waste calories in this and that. It's fucking it's not easy,
<v Speaker 2>but uh, you know, nothing's easy if you want it better.
<v Speaker 2>You know, any anything worth the shit isn't easy to obtain,
<v Speaker 2>so sure, yeah, yeah, So that's just anyone curious because
<v Speaker 2>you know, uh, you know, New Year's resolutions are around
<v Speaker 2>the corner, so if you want to jump in, you
<v Speaker 2>don't have to wait till then. You can jump it
<v Speaker 2>right fucking now, who gives a shit? You know, just
<v Speaker 2>get it fucking on a pomp turkey.
<v Speaker 4>Ain't that good?
<v Speaker 2>But double Halloween candy might be worth cheating for it. Well,
<v Speaker 2>that is it for the Q and a thank you
<v Speaker 2>for all your questions everybody, and now let's talk about
<v Speaker 2>some EAC.
<v Speaker 1>Double all right, time to get into ECW's hardcore television
<v Speaker 1>for October thirty first, nineteen ninety five.
<v Speaker 2>MM nineteen ninety five. How old were you, James? What
<v Speaker 2>do you think.
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't matter, doesn't matter how.
<v Speaker 2>Old, No, it matters, It matters. It matters to me,
<v Speaker 2>I was two years old. I don't give a shit.
<v Speaker 1>Got him?
<v Speaker 2>Oh I got him so fucking crazy right now. And
<v Speaker 2>what you can get is the observers, let's find out
<v Speaker 2>what was going on in the World wrestling at the time.
<v Speaker 2>With the Wrestling Observer newless the letter, I will say
<v Speaker 2>just the words of the whys here. All of these
<v Speaker 2>may have been already talked about on this show.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, yeah, there's a good.
<v Speaker 2>Chance we went over all this, and there's a good
<v Speaker 2>chance we've been over it multiple times. But there's some
<v Speaker 2>of you that may have missed it or forgot or
<v Speaker 2>whatever whatever. So at the very least, let's go over
<v Speaker 2>it and see what was going on. So from the
<v Speaker 2>Observer October twenty third, nineteen ninety five, in the space
<v Speaker 2>of one tumultuous week, the World Wrestling Federation lost the
<v Speaker 2>man Who's who The wrestlers had been told less than
<v Speaker 2>three weeks ago earlier, was in full control of the
<v Speaker 2>creative aspects of the operation going to but three biggest
<v Speaker 2>stars to injuries. Not quite it was Bill Watts, but
<v Speaker 2>you were clothes Bill Wats officially quit the WWF on
<v Speaker 2>October thirteenth over an apparent disagreement with Vince McMahon over
<v Speaker 2>what being in charge constituted. Later that evening, outside a
<v Speaker 2>bar in Syracuse, New York, Sewn Michaels Michael Hickinbottom was
<v Speaker 2>involved in a one sided street fight with several servicemen
<v Speaker 2>and was pounded into the pavement and hospitalized. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know why I put it like that, And just one
<v Speaker 2>day earlier, the w BF had officially received one at
<v Speaker 2>the Undertaker, Mark Callaway had suffered a broken orbital bone
<v Speaker 2>several days earlier and would be out of action for
<v Speaker 2>at least one month.
<v Speaker 4>His face isn't what happened. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll tell you what happened to you. I thought
<v Speaker 2>it was that, but it was not.
<v Speaker 1>That, say on my face.
<v Speaker 2>One of James, one of Jim's favorite wrestlers, actually broke
<v Speaker 2>Undertaker's orbal bone. Here God dust close. But let's talk
<v Speaker 2>about the Shawn Michael story first. Numerous stories of evolve
<v Speaker 2>stemming from the situation where Michael's was beaten up and hospitalized.
<v Speaker 2>What is consistent all versions that Michael's, Davy boy Smith
<v Speaker 2>and one two three Kids Shawn Watman were drinking at
<v Speaker 2>a bar in Syracuse, New York, near their hotel. The
<v Speaker 2>wrestler called for a taxi to take them to their hotel,
<v Speaker 2>but the taxis in town were all booked up as
<v Speaker 2>it was closing time on a Friday night. As the
<v Speaker 2>wrestlers left, between eight and ten servicemen followed them outside
<v Speaker 2>the bar. One of them started calling Michael's some words,
<v Speaker 2>and another tried to throw a punch at the one
<v Speaker 2>two three kid into the car, Michaels either got out
<v Speaker 2>of the car or was pulled from the car, and
<v Speaker 2>the car door was slammed onto his head. Michaels ended
<v Speaker 2>up being knocked down by several of them, stomping him
<v Speaker 2>in the head and smashing his face into the car bumper.
<v Speaker 2>Before Smith and Kid got out of the back seat
<v Speaker 2>in the two door car and got involved in the altercation.
<v Speaker 2>Kid was on the ground wrestling with one of them.
<v Speaker 2>Davy Boy. Smith dragged one of the guys off who
<v Speaker 2>was attacking Michael's. He was leg dived from behind by
<v Speaker 2>a second guy Chopluck and ended up getting quickly in
<v Speaker 2>front of him to get a front facelock on and
<v Speaker 2>was choking him out when a third guy from behind
<v Speaker 2>stuck his finger in the left corner of his eye
<v Speaker 2>and tried to pull his eye out. He turned around
<v Speaker 2>and began fighting him when what appeared to be an
<v Speaker 2>undercover police officer showed up and pulled the gun, sending
<v Speaker 2>the serviceman running into the two white four Broncos where
<v Speaker 2>they left the SCE. How come Davy Boy didn't just
<v Speaker 2>do what he did to Shane McMahon running pounce. Just
<v Speaker 2>give some of those out there.
<v Speaker 3>That's Seawn Michael's version of the story, you know, or
<v Speaker 3>like his friends are trying to help him. We know
<v Speaker 3>that David boy Smith and Sewn Waltman just left him
<v Speaker 3>said like, yeah, fuck you were leaving.
<v Speaker 2>There's a good chance that there was ten servicemen pounding
<v Speaker 2>away at Sean Michaels and Davy BOYN one two three
<v Speaker 2>kild also joined him. They jumped in and started to
<v Speaker 2>beat the ship X fucking the Bronco Buster and Dave
<v Speaker 2>Boy globe and stamped.
<v Speaker 3>He turned on himself as yeah, there's no way we're
<v Speaker 3>beat the ship out of.
<v Speaker 1>You right there. Davy Boy and six hired ten servicemen
<v Speaker 1>to beat up a.
<v Speaker 2>Not a bad idea. Michaels was taking the hospital off
<v Speaker 2>to three am that evening with both his eyes swollen
<v Speaker 2>shut and had the side of his face badly swollen
<v Speaker 2>and blood coming from his eye and his ear. He
<v Speaker 2>needed ten stitches both above and below the eye to
<v Speaker 2>close wounds and sew back on his eyelid that was
<v Speaker 2>nearly ripped off and also may have been busted in
<v Speaker 2>his ear drum. That's fucking farley. In the case of
<v Speaker 2>the Undertaker, Undertaker suffered a broken orbital bone and a
<v Speaker 2>match on October seventh against Mabel. Apparently this occurred when
<v Speaker 2>Mabel went to throw clothes on but Undertaker wasn't close
<v Speaker 2>enough to him and his fish cracked Undertaker in the eye.
<v Speaker 2>That sounds more like Mabel wan of the fucking just
<v Speaker 2>get them one the Gangsters. By the way, in other
<v Speaker 2>news and East News, the Gangsters were officially fired over
<v Speaker 2>the incident in jim Thorpe, PA last week. The Gangster
<v Speaker 2>has had a match against the Dudley Brothers, the two
<v Speaker 2>being Dudley Dudley and dances with Dudley. During the match,
<v Speaker 2>dancing with Dudley, suffered a broken nose and was working
<v Speaker 2>stiff on the comeback with Newjack. Nwjack told him it
<v Speaker 2>was a work and to lighten up, as Dudley thought
<v Speaker 2>it was a shoot. After the match was over, the
<v Speaker 2>gangsters who won left the ring first, with the Dudley
<v Speaker 2>selling loss in the ring. After dancing was Dudley came
<v Speaker 2>to the back. He was allegedly hit from behind as
<v Speaker 2>he came through the door by Nu Jack with a
<v Speaker 2>nice serviceman and David boyant X. They started to get
<v Speaker 2>this ship up. The ten serviceman hotline was sucking on
<v Speaker 2>the wringer.
<v Speaker 1>Ten servicemen attack dances with Dudley took his ass out.
<v Speaker 2>That's that serviceman attacked my ninety old grandma while she
<v Speaker 2>was making the New Jack attacked the guy shocking UH
<v Speaker 2>dances and Dudley actually tackled Nu Jack while the rest
<v Speaker 2>of the dressing room tried to break it up. Nujack
<v Speaker 2>basically challenged half of the dressing room to a fight
<v Speaker 2>with his partner Uh Mustafa, telling guys not to mess
<v Speaker 2>with him because he's sneaking and you don't know what
<v Speaker 2>he'll do during the brawl and appear to those who
<v Speaker 2>UH that were there that Nujack tried to shove dancing
<v Speaker 2>with Dudley through a plate glass window, which was a
<v Speaker 2>thirty foot drop. The ones who came closest getting in
<v Speaker 2>the fight with Nu Jacket, who while attempting to break
<v Speaker 2>it up were Taz, Pipull Number two and Conan. Why
<v Speaker 2>would the fuckers go in here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I wonder where he got this report from Tazzy.
<v Speaker 2>New Jack allegedly shames Worth with Jack calling Taz who
<v Speaker 2>is legit tough guys with strong wrestling and judo background,
<v Speaker 2>but it's phssically in bad shape right now to his
<v Speaker 2>neck a kiss ass and Taz responding to kind with
<v Speaker 2>the guys in the dressing room kept things from getting
<v Speaker 2>out of control the second time. After everything was broken up,
<v Speaker 2>New Jack did apologize everyone, though, which that's nice. From
<v Speaker 2>The Observer, November sixth, nineteen ninety five. Big story here
<v Speaker 2>a combination of fire the lights going out in fire
<v Speaker 2>extingu which is being strayed, led to a panic at
<v Speaker 2>the end of the October twenty eighth East of the
<v Speaker 2>Arena show in Philadelphia. After the final match of the
<v Speaker 2>show where Tommy Dreamer with Terry Funk in his corner,
<v Speaker 2>Pin Cactus Jack with Raven in his corner the heels
<v Speaker 2>doubled on Funk, who left the dressing room. They fucking
<v Speaker 2>had a big schmause here. Funk came back out with
<v Speaker 2>a branding iron on fire and chased Cacktus, Jack and Raven.
<v Speaker 2>Jack went back and came up with a chair with
<v Speaker 2>a cloth on it with letther fluid or kerosene on it,
<v Speaker 2>and it was immediately in flames. Jack hit Dreamer with
<v Speaker 2>a chair and his shirt caught on fire momentarily. Apparently,
<v Speaker 2>the chair was supposed to be thrown by Jack to
<v Speaker 2>the ropes as a tease at Funk, but it and
<v Speaker 2>not meant to hit anybody. Instead, the cloth wind up
<v Speaker 2>on Funk, who immediately went up in flames from head
<v Speaker 2>to toe with his shirt burning instantaneously. Jack immediately tried
<v Speaker 2>to put the fire out, dropping elbows on him, which
<v Speaker 2>of course would be breaking character. Apparently the reaction from Funk,
<v Speaker 2>who was on fire and getting the cloth off them
<v Speaker 2>led to the cloth winding up in the first row,
<v Speaker 2>where the flames grew larger as a fan got caught
<v Speaker 2>on fire as well. Although every story was different than
<v Speaker 2>exactly what led to the cloth being in the front row,
<v Speaker 2>The ring also caught on fire, possibly from the remnants
<v Speaker 2>of the keroscene that was used by Rock or Rock
<v Speaker 2>in the previous match, and since it was made of
<v Speaker 2>flywood underneath, the potential of what could have happened was
<v Speaker 2>scary and they were lucky nothing came more of it.
<v Speaker 2>And then there was a panic in the crowd, also
<v Speaker 2>because they then went to a lights out spot, which
<v Speaker 2>was a plan angled to have lights go out and
<v Speaker 2>when they came back on Dreamer would be hung from
<v Speaker 2>the eagle's nest by his hands spread up part in
<v Speaker 2>a crucifixion style by Raven, which is exactly what happened. However,
<v Speaker 2>with the fire in the front row, the lights went
<v Speaker 2>out to do the angle, others started spraying the place
<v Speaker 2>with fire extinguishers in the dark in the ground. However,
<v Speaker 2>most of the ports where fans left the building without
<v Speaker 2>much pushing and shoving, and people weren't trampled on and
<v Speaker 2>escape to get out of there. There was just a
<v Speaker 2>lot of chair throwing. Numerous fans were coughing badly outside
<v Speaker 2>the building from the fire extinguisher and fire fumes, and
<v Speaker 2>had few minor cuts and bruises. There were fans hit
<v Speaker 2>by chairs who were bleeding, but none were seriously injured.
<v Speaker 2>The backstage crew, after killing the power to the angle
<v Speaker 2>which caused the panic, was apparently unable to get the
<v Speaker 2>lights back on. Oh no, it appeared. The most serious
<v Speaker 2>injuries the fans was a hand burn from the fire
<v Speaker 2>by a ringside regular who was hospitalized in Funk, who
<v Speaker 2>received a second degree burn on his back and arms. Hayman,
<v Speaker 2>who didn't want to make any comments about the situation
<v Speaker 2>until of reviewing all the films, has told people after
<v Speaker 2>the show that it would be the last time fire
<v Speaker 2>would be used as a prop on an ECB show.
<v Speaker 3>That's not true, way, that's true.
<v Speaker 4>Now the next night, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I meant this year.
<v Speaker 1>I meant tonight.
<v Speaker 4>I'm a liar. I just lied to all of you.
<v Speaker 2>The last time Tonight will use Sorry. Well, that is
<v Speaker 2>it for the Observer. Now let's talk about East Hardcore TV.
<v Speaker 2>October thirty first, nineteen ninety five.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into this Hardcore TV episode. Here
<v Speaker 1>we start with the code open. Bula mcgilli Cuddy is
<v Speaker 1>here to introduce her box.
<v Speaker 2>They I mean, they just did whatever the fuck they wanted. Huh, Like,
<v Speaker 2>what was the.
<v Speaker 4>Second this is ongoing thing?
<v Speaker 1>Like her box.
<v Speaker 2>Okay and one hundred million, thousand percent. This is Raven's idea,
<v Speaker 2>Like I can almost carry that's.
<v Speaker 1>A Raven fucking idea a thing to production.
<v Speaker 2>He's got some ideas for Billy based EV two promotion.
<v Speaker 2>Bulla's here and she says, Hi, I'm Bulah, and welcome
<v Speaker 2>to Bulah's Box. This week, my box is going to
<v Speaker 2>get up close and personal feel for something that's a
<v Speaker 2>big stick of dynamite T n T. You never know
<v Speaker 2>when it's gonna explode. And best of all, it's live.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, there's first of all, you're.
<v Speaker 3>Just lying it's.
<v Speaker 2>Not live, until I realized that she was introducing h
<v Speaker 2>something else here. So she points over the side. The
<v Speaker 2>camera pans over to Steve Austin and Steve's here at
<v Speaker 2>a desk and he has an outfit on that you
<v Speaker 2>could say makes him look like one Eric Bischoff.
<v Speaker 1>You ladies and gentlemen. Steve Austin with the hair FLA's box.
<v Speaker 2>Austin's got hair of Buela's box. So Austin's here. He's
<v Speaker 2>sitting at the desk, has no pants on, uh, and
<v Speaker 2>he's fighting with balloons and he says hello, everybody, Welcome
<v Speaker 2>to Monday Night, Quill, where the big boys play with
<v Speaker 2>each other. I apologize for the balloons, but I had
<v Speaker 2>to fire the pyro technician guy because he couldn't show up.
<v Speaker 2>I did it over the phone, no less, but I
<v Speaker 2>had to fire him. Okay, right here with the big
<v Speaker 2>boys playing with each other. To my right, we always
<v Speaker 2>got bongo and it's just bongoes. Hey, yeah, you're doing bongo. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>he knocks the bongos off the table. The brain couldn't
<v Speaker 2>be here tonight. You're paying over here to the brain's
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be. Brain can't be here. So I had
<v Speaker 2>my secretary leave a message on his answer machine, and
<v Speaker 2>when he calls me, I'm gonna fire him on the phone,
<v Speaker 2>just like I did Austin, because that's the way I
<v Speaker 2>deal with people. I'm not very brave man. And that's
<v Speaker 2>the bottom line. All right, Big Show to Night. If
<v Speaker 2>you're watching another channel, get over here. If you think
<v Speaker 2>about watching another wrestling promotion, don't because this is the
<v Speaker 2>only one that's live. Okay, Big made Event tonight, never
<v Speaker 2>before seen on TV, the most dangerous match in the world,
<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna see it right here on Monday Night. Will.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Bottable Jared to on a pole match, first
<v Speaker 2>time ever in the world. You're gonna see the old
<v Speaker 2>coungress and they're gonna be scrapping around using their walkers,
<v Speaker 2>trying to keep their dentures in and they're going for it.
<v Speaker 1>They're going for.
<v Speaker 3>The old guys talk about it like forty years old,
<v Speaker 3>by the way, Yeah, they're so old.
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flipp's thirty eighth brother. This is the bottom line.
<v Speaker 2>What number one?
<v Speaker 1>This is October of ninety five, Nitro Like literally just started.
<v Speaker 2>Like a month ago, one whole month ago. All right,
<v Speaker 2>Kevin match, tell me we got to take a break.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't know the
<v Speaker 2>names of any of the moves or any of the holds,
<v Speaker 2>but I'm gonna sit here and fumble around and bumble around,
<v Speaker 2>and if I put you to if I don't put
<v Speaker 2>you to sleep, the matches probably will. This is Monday night,
<v Speaker 2>Will And we're in terms of on screen like televised
<v Speaker 2>displays of pettiness. This has to be one of the
<v Speaker 2>greatest of all time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whoever decided Steve Austin needs the hair?
<v Speaker 2>This is extreme. I like this intro a lot me too.
<v Speaker 2>I mean starts with the fucking closer by nine nails,
<v Speaker 2>fucking beaten, then thunder Kiss.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a pretty kick ass. I mean I
<v Speaker 1>feel like if I was a kid and I was
<v Speaker 1>surfing and I found something like this, I guess you
<v Speaker 1>would have to be local or whatever network they what Floria.
<v Speaker 2>You know that there might have been an NC local.
<v Speaker 1>That had I mean I was just fucking two years old,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, like just not but like,
<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, I mean, surfing through this, I would almost
<v Speaker 1>feel like I was watching the real version of wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>I just know. That's what I said as a kid.
<v Speaker 1>If I flipped with.
<v Speaker 2>What I said as a kid, Yeah, like this has
<v Speaker 2>got to.
<v Speaker 1>Be real wrestling, yeah, right, Like yeah, well that's real
<v Speaker 1>over here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, dude, my uncle would always my fucking uncle,
<v Speaker 2>my uncle from North Carolina actually would give me shit
<v Speaker 2>about wrestling when I was a kid. He's, oh, you
<v Speaker 2>know it's fake, I said, no, but ec W is real.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, d flipped the channels. I'd say, E c W
<v Speaker 1>is real. Now ship my pants because I'm a baby.
<v Speaker 2>You can speak full sentences when you're shutting your pants.
<v Speaker 1>And then I would eat dinner and then throw it up.
<v Speaker 2>This last week it's like Resa.
<v Speaker 1>So we get the intro and then we get another
<v Speaker 1>cold open here, Joey Styles introduces us to Extreme Championship
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling and kind of runs down what we're gonna get tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so the pipolls are back in action. Neil Pipple
<v Speaker 2>one covered from a torn tendon in his arm. We'll
<v Speaker 2>see Mikey Whipbreck and the Public Enemy in Central Park.
<v Speaker 2>Rock o'rock and Johnny Grunge put Mikey through one more
<v Speaker 2>training session for his world title match, which is tonight. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>Mikey Whibreck gets an e CW World Championship match tonight,
<v Speaker 2>and they prep them with the Public fucking Enemy, who
<v Speaker 2>By the way, just so you know, they're in talks
<v Speaker 2>with WWF and WCW at this time, so they're not
<v Speaker 2>trying to stick around here. They also say, yeah, Mikey
<v Speaker 2>challenges Sandman for world title match in a ladder match,
<v Speaker 2>and unlike any ladder match you've seen before, we're not
<v Speaker 2>gonna suspend the title from the middle of the ceiling.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking stupid and expensive. To win a title on ECW,
<v Speaker 2>you must pin your opponent or make them submit that
<v Speaker 2>way championship should be decided in wrestling. That's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>They should have just hung the title on the Eagles Nest.
<v Speaker 1>You have to walk over there and grab it.
<v Speaker 2>Dixie Land, why the fuck not, Joey says, everyone's talking
<v Speaker 2>about the third annual November to Remember in Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania,
<v Speaker 2>and we get this a lot on this show. We
<v Speaker 2>get a match card for the November to Remember show
<v Speaker 2>and then there they're playing November Rain by Guns and
<v Speaker 2>Roses behind this, which.
<v Speaker 1>Is Jim Thorpe.
<v Speaker 2>Jim. Then we get a commercial. Joey says, get the
<v Speaker 2>inside scoop on ECW call a hardcore phone line one
<v Speaker 2>nine hundred four seven six six nine eighty six, like
<v Speaker 2>no other hotline in pro wrestling. Fuck mean Gene, it's
<v Speaker 2>the hard core phone line. First minute, nine nine cents
<v Speaker 2>each additional minute. Kids must get their parents' mission. Then
<v Speaker 2>we get another commercial with Lance Wright, and he says,
<v Speaker 2>we interrupt this commercial break for a more civilized commercial.
<v Speaker 2>As you can tell by the nature of this program,
<v Speaker 2>EW is governed by a very conservative, right wing, politically
<v Speaker 2>correct establishment. When we're not hanging out our corporate studs
<v Speaker 2>we like to hang out in something more comfortable, like
<v Speaker 2>the e c fn W T shirt. It's only twenty
<v Speaker 2>dollars post to pay is not bad for this. I mean, surely,
<v Speaker 2>what is the heaviest shirt of all time?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's the heaviest guilding that you could possibly get.
<v Speaker 2>I like to.
<v Speaker 1>Imagine that you buy it and then you just never
<v Speaker 1>got it.
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do?
<v Speaker 1>Well, we got to a pre tape here. Steve Austin
<v Speaker 1>with the hair is asleep at the table.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he's uh, face down on the death snoring, and
<v Speaker 2>someone pokes him with a big ass boom mic. He says, fired. Fired.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry if you if you went to sleep just
<v Speaker 2>like I did. And if it wasn't me, it was
<v Speaker 2>the match, I know it was born. Like everything else
<v Speaker 2>we do here is boring. Next week we're gonna be
<v Speaker 2>here live with a big boys playing with each other,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, I can't I can't wait. What a little as.
<v Speaker 3>He was like, yeah, whatever you want to do, like,
<v Speaker 3>we'll film it, Blair like this is funny.
<v Speaker 2>We'll air this for six more weeks. Austin like, you
<v Speaker 2>should do this for an hour and we'll just keep
<v Speaker 2>fucking doing it why not.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we get to the first match of the evening
<v Speaker 1>here the pit Bulls with Fran Scene versus Don E.
<v Speaker 4>Allen.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and the broad Street Bully.
<v Speaker 2>You funk with the broad Street Bully. You understand that,
<v Speaker 2>you understand this has.
<v Speaker 1>Got to be a local man guy.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the Broadstree Bullies were the Philadelphia Flyers, that's what
<v Speaker 2>they would call. So this guy, he was wearing a
<v Speaker 2>Flyers jersey. Kill that guy, Jo kill that guy. Broad
<v Speaker 2>Tree Bully was Tony Stetson.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, I think, oh he was the rock in the WWF. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>little facts.
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that's good. That fact. We all have our
<v Speaker 2>facts here that we don't check. I mean, if he
<v Speaker 2>says it's a fact, why would you look more into it? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>Right, that's a fact of life, dummy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, broad Street Bully? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Did I say the rock of the w w.
<v Speaker 3>D You say, Brushy Bully? I think it brooked the brawler? Right,
<v Speaker 3>same thing.
<v Speaker 1>Kill that man, break his neck.
<v Speaker 2>Don't you ever make that comparison again.
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I thought you liked it. I thought that was
<v Speaker 4>good or not? No, no, no, I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the piples Hot start immediately here and ship cand
<v Speaker 1>the Bride Street Bully Uh. Don E Allen then gets
<v Speaker 1>super bombed, and the pit Bulls wins.
<v Speaker 2>Go under your head? Which one is pit Bull one
<v Speaker 2>and which one's pit Bull two?
<v Speaker 1>Pit Bull two is the bald one.
<v Speaker 2>You fucking got it, Buddy man with his ship. You
<v Speaker 2>do not have to don and.
<v Speaker 1>Pitbull bald.
<v Speaker 4>All I got is Gary Wolf. That's all I got for.
<v Speaker 2>Gary Wolf is Pipull one. Anthony Durant is pit bull two.
<v Speaker 2>Does this thing here where he tries to cack this
<v Speaker 2>clothesline the broad Street Bully over the top rope, but
<v Speaker 2>only he goes over and the bully does not, and
<v Speaker 2>then falls to the ground and rolls out. I just
<v Speaker 2>need to put that in there because this comes up again,
<v Speaker 2>Joey Styles says, if you missed it, Donnie Allen had
<v Speaker 2>four ninety nine on the back of his wrestling trunks.
<v Speaker 2>He moved up one notch in this year's PWY five
<v Speaker 2>hundred from five hundred all the way up to four
<v Speaker 2>ninety nine, and if he has many more matches like this,
<v Speaker 2>he'll be at number five oh three.
<v Speaker 1>Did I love the way this look here? Where Donnie
<v Speaker 1>Allen gets super bombed, the pit Bulls win and celebrate,
<v Speaker 1>and then it cuts to the ramp and I see
<v Speaker 1>the sexiest man I've ever seen nights.
<v Speaker 2>Love Dude, you could say he is the sexiest man ever.
<v Speaker 2>That's Jason. Jason's here, and like, you know, it's funny
<v Speaker 2>because like, I don't know when you first laid your
<v Speaker 2>eyes upon sexy Get on down here a new sexy boy.
<v Speaker 2>The other one got beat up by ten servicemen.
<v Speaker 1>No the question you were about to ask, Yes, No,
<v Speaker 1>I I did not see Jason in the suit. The
<v Speaker 1>first time I saw Jason, I saw him with the
<v Speaker 1>slick back hair at the Impact Players, right, So this
<v Speaker 1>one's always funny to see.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this is I mean this, I will say,
<v Speaker 2>this version of Jason no shirt suit, like you know,
<v Speaker 2>trying to look suave, makes way more sense. Why this
<v Speaker 2>is all sexiest man as opposed to Impact Players Jason,
<v Speaker 2>who was in black tank top jeans and black hair,
<v Speaker 2>slick bag beard. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the first time we learned about the Impact Players
<v Speaker 1>and shit, and like I learned about Jason and all that.
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because I just took it on the nose.
<v Speaker 1>I was like the first that's the world's sexiest man,
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think that there was some connection to
<v Speaker 1>some previous thing he did or anything. So it was
<v Speaker 1>just this, yeah I've seen this before, like I know now,
<v Speaker 1>but like it was so it's funny you bring that up,
<v Speaker 1>because that's exactly what I thought at the time, was
<v Speaker 1>like this is like super like on the nose, like
<v Speaker 1>it's just what it is, you know. I didn't think
<v Speaker 1>anything of the suit or anything.
<v Speaker 2>They did not need to keep that. He didn't have
<v Speaker 2>to keep being that.
<v Speaker 4>You know, you're always sexy right forever, you don't stop.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I love the look here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this works for me, dude. I mean there's no
<v Speaker 2>probably a few scummier looks than suit jacket, no shirt underneath.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they need to put this guy with
<v Speaker 1>Jeeves immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Joey says, Yeah, Jason hasn't seen the Pipples in quite
<v Speaker 2>some time. He used to be their manager. So the
<v Speaker 2>world's sexiest man was the manager of the Pippoles. But
<v Speaker 2>we find out that he sold their contracts to Stevie Richards,
<v Speaker 2>which was before this, so Pipples were like fucking hired
<v Speaker 2>guns for Raven. So Jason says, I knew that someday
<v Speaker 2>the Pipples he used to be Tag Team Champions, and
<v Speaker 2>I knew it. As a matter of fact, Guys, when
<v Speaker 2>I manage you of pride into you, I know I
<v Speaker 2>made a mistake, a large mistake, by selling your contract
<v Speaker 2>to Stevie Richards. He has like an accent here. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know if it's like a Italian you know, Jersey
<v Speaker 2>kind of accent here.
<v Speaker 1>But sexy accent.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he is the world's sexiest accent of the
<v Speaker 2>world's sexiest man. That is true. So Jason says, as
<v Speaker 2>a matter of fact, I know another thing. If you
<v Speaker 2>guys want me to take you to the top once again,
<v Speaker 2>titles and all, you come with me, and you just
<v Speaker 2>uh dish that prostitute. By the way, we didn't. We
<v Speaker 2>forgot to mention franccene is with the pit bulls here.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Francine's fucking pissed. Does she's not a prostitute?
<v Speaker 2>Even more pissed Joey Styles, who says, you can't say
<v Speaker 2>that about her, She's a delightful young lady.
<v Speaker 1>He does not say that about her in a couple
<v Speaker 1>of years.
<v Speaker 2>No, that that uh loses theme very immediately when Joey
<v Speaker 2>says that Jason, because the Pipples are holding Francine back.
<v Speaker 2>Jason turns around and super kicks her right in the head.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit. The pit Bulls get up and they're they're
<v Speaker 2>walking Jason down. They're about to super bomb this man.
<v Speaker 2>But then the Eliminators are here. It's very Saturn with hair.
<v Speaker 1>Hair too.
<v Speaker 2>He's got the fucking full watching set, like god, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he was great, and I mean they come in and
<v Speaker 2>they jump the fucking Pipples. Saturn hits a double underhook
<v Speaker 2>power bomb on Pitbull two. Jason's on fucking Mike saying,
<v Speaker 2>get that son of a bitch. Sh Saturn brains Pitple
<v Speaker 2>two with a chair, then hits Pipple two over the
<v Speaker 2>back with it and chucks the chair of the floor.
<v Speaker 2>Then they hit Pitple two with the Hurricane Eliminator.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I've never
<v Speaker 1>heard it called the hurricane eliminator before.
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that they changed into total elimination because total
<v Speaker 2>elimination is such a cooler name. Hurricane eliminator is I
<v Speaker 2>don't know that's where that is.
<v Speaker 1>Total elimination also got a lot of ste's from the
<v Speaker 1>way Joey Styles would say it too. I can't say
<v Speaker 1>Hurricane Eliminator like that. It's not the same.
<v Speaker 2>So the Eliminators fucking kill Pipple two.
<v Speaker 1>Also, this team changes a ton. The dynamic of this team,
<v Speaker 1>my god, over the next couple of years here changes
<v Speaker 1>an absolute ton. Before Saturn used to go to WCW.
<v Speaker 2>John Cronus loses his mind and I guess Perry Saturn
<v Speaker 2>does too when you think about it, But more so,
<v Speaker 2>Cronus turns into just a fucking crazy dude. Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>I mean what the team is here is is not
<v Speaker 2>the same even a year from now. Maybe. I mean
<v Speaker 2>Hurricane Eliminator is one of them. So they fucking they
<v Speaker 2>take out Piple too. They attack Pipple one and now
<v Speaker 2>to make the save the team of Taz and Rick Steiner.
<v Speaker 1>What I couldn't believe. I saw Rick Steiner run in
<v Speaker 1>the ring, hit a couple of Steiner lines, do a line.
<v Speaker 2>He does, dude, double Steiner line. He ducked the line
<v Speaker 2>from the eliminators, double Steinland. The crowds fired up.
<v Speaker 1>Tas was doing the too, which was very funny.
<v Speaker 2>I like that. So Taz, I think has whether it's
<v Speaker 2>real or not, a neck.
<v Speaker 1>Injury that I mean, it's probably very much real.
<v Speaker 2>That's you know what and that happens. I mean he
<v Speaker 2>probably got you know, fucking saboo or fucking who knows
<v Speaker 2>dumping on his head. Uh. So Rick Steiner has Saturn
<v Speaker 2>and he hits them without. Dude, this DDT that Rick
<v Speaker 2>Steiner does here is dangerous as shit. He does a
<v Speaker 2>DDT onto his knee where it looks like Perry Saturn's
<v Speaker 2>entire mouth bashes the fucking knee and he dies.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, that was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know if he like messed up or if
<v Speaker 3>he meant to do that, but it looked sick no
<v Speaker 3>matter what.
<v Speaker 2>I was sick as fuck. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's kind of like go to sleep but DDT
<v Speaker 1>I like, yes, oh yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I never seen it before. Yeah. Probably reason he stopped
<v Speaker 2>doing it is because he was probably concussing a lot
<v Speaker 2>of dudes with it.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, his head just directly goes into his knee here.
<v Speaker 2>So Rick Steiner throws John Cronis to the floor and
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<v Speaker 4>that is.
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<v Speaker 3>Let's get the most protein from that way supreme egg.
<v Speaker 4>Whe Why.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry, dude. Nowadays we can get fucking chips of
<v Speaker 1>Hoy protein, so just not the same. Well, we continue here.
<v Speaker 1>We got the pit bulls. They're trying to deal with
<v Speaker 1>this whole situation. But we come back from commercial. The
<v Speaker 1>eliminators run back in the ring and they start kicking
<v Speaker 1>Steiner and tazis ass.
<v Speaker 2>I was so good used because they framed this as
<v Speaker 2>like this was a whole different period of the show.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the eliminators run back to the ring, attack
<v Speaker 2>Signer and Taz and Joey Styles flipping out. Taz is
<v Speaker 2>down in the corner, his neck is injured, and Rick
<v Speaker 2>Steiner's trying to fight back, and Saturn puts Taz in
<v Speaker 2>the crossfaced chicken wing and then the pit bulls, who
<v Speaker 2>I thought were still out here. The pitpulls music hits,
<v Speaker 2>and the pit bulls also come back down to the ring,
<v Speaker 2>And this is funny as shit. This is why I
<v Speaker 2>brought this up earlier. You don't see this, so I
<v Speaker 2>had to use context clues here because it was very odd.
<v Speaker 2>So John, the camera's kind of on the middle of
<v Speaker 2>the ring, and all of a sudden, there's a commotion
<v Speaker 2>to the left and you see John Cronus trying to
<v Speaker 2>sell into the ropes, and then all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 2>you see pit Bull two coming back into the ring.
<v Speaker 2>So I can only assume he once again tried to
<v Speaker 2>cack this clothesline and threw only himself over the top rope.
<v Speaker 2>So the pit bulls jumped the eliminators. Jason is on
<v Speaker 2>top of Taz, just pounding him in the back. On
<v Speaker 2>the corner. Piple two sends Saturn off. Saturn ducks a
<v Speaker 2>line goes for a I guess what a springback, moon
<v Speaker 2>salt or something, but he fucks it up and just stops,
<v Speaker 2>turns around and Piple two hits someone a devastating belly
<v Speaker 2>to belly overhead soup plex. I like that.
<v Speaker 1>I like the recovery there. That was very good. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>I also think it's funny that Pipple's music is playing
<v Speaker 1>the entire time. It is the intro to the show.
<v Speaker 2>It is the same fucking song. I wonder what came first.
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that Pipples were using it? And then
<v Speaker 2>East each said oh this is sick or just a
<v Speaker 2>good song. Yeah. On the outside, piple one is picking
<v Speaker 2>up a table and throwing it onto Jason. I didn't
<v Speaker 2>see Jason. I just saw the action of the table
<v Speaker 2>being thrown a bunch of Jason.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Cronus sends rick Steiner into the ring and Saturn then
<v Speaker 2>hits him with a razzle dazzle. Cronus then goes for
<v Speaker 2>the razzle dazzle, but rick Steiner is has learned from
<v Speaker 2>his opponent doing that previously one second ago, catches them
<v Speaker 2>and throws him on his fucking head with a German
<v Speaker 2>soup plex.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is going on? So this is not
<v Speaker 1>this is a beatdown segment. This is a schmas So
<v Speaker 1>they throw the signer into the corner and do double
<v Speaker 1>razzle dazzle back to back.
<v Speaker 3>Why is it's breaking out after you win? Imagine a
<v Speaker 3>video game, you just do this.
<v Speaker 1>Like dude, I swear to god, I might be misremembering this,
<v Speaker 1>but like I swear like Pitbull number two is just
<v Speaker 1>standing up holding onto the rope as Cronus and Saturn
<v Speaker 1>back up to the corner back to back and start
<v Speaker 1>flipping in the ring towards the corner. The Rick Steiner
<v Speaker 1>he's just watching it. That happened, Holy ship.
<v Speaker 2>I mean you see you know these big guy running
<v Speaker 2>at You're doing cartwheels at backflips.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I love Croat is doing the razzle dazzle. But
<v Speaker 1>that ship was so fucking funny. We're in a SMAs
<v Speaker 1>pitfull Number two's head was busted wide open taking an
<v Speaker 1>unprotected edge shot from a chair.
<v Speaker 3>All right, dude, They throwing tables on top of dudes
<v Speaker 3>and then tazz his neck.
<v Speaker 1>Is fucked in the corner. Bit Hell yeah, now's our time.
<v Speaker 1>We won't get another chance. Rick Steiner's probably leaving soon.
<v Speaker 1>We gotta do this now on thousand percent. The only
<v Speaker 1>time we're ever gonna be able to hit this on
<v Speaker 1>this dude is here. We gotta pop it off.
<v Speaker 3>Before the special beater goes off.
<v Speaker 2>You know you got's true? That's true.
<v Speaker 1>It was super blinking yeah really fast.
<v Speaker 2>We gotta do this. Well, Steiner caught Cronus with it
<v Speaker 2>and hit him on a German and Rick Steiner picks
<v Speaker 2>Perry Saturn up on his shoulders for what I assumed
<v Speaker 2>was gonna be the Steiner bulldog. But he fucking he says, no,
<v Speaker 2>we're doing Doomsday. Pippo Two's up on the rope. Rick
<v Speaker 2>Stunner has Saturn on his shoulders. Doomsday Saturn fucking lands
<v Speaker 2>right on top of his head. Too nasty, horrifying, horrifying
<v Speaker 2>that this guy didn't die here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean Pitbull number two for some reason, gave
<v Speaker 1>him a heavy clothesline off the Doom's day. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I mean this er get off the path, you know
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. They're the fucking thing I don't pretty much.
<v Speaker 2>He does the clothesline animation and then holds him down
<v Speaker 2>like he's doing the heart attack on the way down,
<v Speaker 2>almost to ensure that they're sent and bricks.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like it almost felt calculated, like, all right,
<v Speaker 1>you do the razzle dazzle and I drop you on
<v Speaker 1>the top of your head as hard as I can
<v Speaker 1>from his eye as I can.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you die now, Yeah, you gotta die. Yeah, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>that sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it was gnarly. I mean he does
<v Speaker 1>land right on the back of his neck.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this segment is so I mean this is
<v Speaker 2>kind of the charm of EAC to be right, Like,
<v Speaker 2>how chaotic this shit was, Like they were just I
<v Speaker 2>mean a million dudes running in crazy shit. There's not
<v Speaker 2>a match. It's as long as it's it's actually five
<v Speaker 2>times as long as the tag match. Pipples actually had moments.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, what's crazy about it is there was a commercial
<v Speaker 3>break in between this whole thing, and they come back
<v Speaker 3>and then.
<v Speaker 2>Beat down.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, it's crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Tonight on e CW World Title Ladder Match, the Sam
<v Speaker 2>Man versus Mikey Whipbreck. I mean, Mikey already was pretty
<v Speaker 2>accomplished here in ECW, right like he was TV champ one.
<v Speaker 2>The tag titles with Cactus, Like, but even through that,
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure those were all like how the fuck
<v Speaker 2>did Mikey win that matches?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they are fluke victories right, Like he wasn't supposed
<v Speaker 3>to be in that spot.
<v Speaker 2>He comes out to loser, especially the tag one especially, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he comes out to loser by Beck like that's his
<v Speaker 2>whole fucking But I mean, it's fucking it works so well,
<v Speaker 2>like the crowd, like and it it endeared like him
<v Speaker 2>to the crowd, like he would take a fucking ass one.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, they eventually get their uh they
<v Speaker 2>kind of do this again with Spike Dudley after he
<v Speaker 2>kind of you know, they something else for him, Like
<v Speaker 2>Spike's kind of the guy.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you can only be the underdog so many times,
<v Speaker 1>right right, yeah, so uh you know at some point
<v Speaker 1>you win all the titles, you're not the underdog.
<v Speaker 2>That's a good point.
<v Speaker 1>But mikey, uh, his character was so genius at this
<v Speaker 1>point because everybody was badass and eac W everybody was.
<v Speaker 1>That was everybody's gimmick. So like having this guy who
<v Speaker 1>looks like, you know, the dog with the little spinny
<v Speaker 1>hat and the lollipop. Like here in e c W,
<v Speaker 1>it's just like this little kid that just has no
<v Speaker 1>clue what's going on. He started as like ring crew
<v Speaker 1>or something that was a gimmick, right, and uh eventually
<v Speaker 1>got him a tag title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's just kind of uh how it always
<v Speaker 1>worked out. I think it was a genius gimmick, especially
<v Speaker 1>at the time for him to be able to do that,
<v Speaker 1>and of course it uh yeah, you're right. It changes
<v Speaker 1>over to uh guys like Spike Dudley, which I thought
<v Speaker 1>they did a lot different with him too. I felt
<v Speaker 1>like all this stuff it was kind of the same
<v Speaker 1>idea but executed differently, and it made for a lot
<v Speaker 1>of cool moments for both of those guys.
<v Speaker 2>So then we go to the Extreme Encyclopedia on a
<v Speaker 2>Bridge nineteen ninety five edition and there's fancy music playing
<v Speaker 2>over this. This is like super out of place, but
<v Speaker 2>I liked it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I think they had to come up and
<v Speaker 1>this is probably something ECW did well is they had
<v Speaker 1>time to come up with stuff creatively that didn't involve
<v Speaker 1>them really doing anything extra, Like they could edit this
<v Speaker 1>together and put this into the show without spending any
<v Speaker 1>extra money. So it helped build a little hype to
<v Speaker 1>the main event because.
<v Speaker 2>It could have just been a music video, right, but
<v Speaker 2>they tried something different, so like why the fuck not?
<v Speaker 2>And they still do a music video too, so that's
<v Speaker 2>all the same. So it says, uh Sandman Smokus brawlerus
<v Speaker 2>a cigarette smoking, teen swinging beer drinking world champion with
<v Speaker 2>propensity for violence, a fighter who has climbed the ladder
<v Speaker 2>to the top. Then there's Woman Fox's Greedius, an aberration
<v Speaker 2>of the classic American male fantasy of beauty and servitude,
<v Speaker 2>A seductive hench Hench Wench with an appetite for money.
<v Speaker 2>Mikey Whipwreck Miraculous Underdugs, a nineteen year old messenger of
<v Speaker 2>improbable upsets. The former East to Be TV and Tag
<v Speaker 2>Team champion with Cactus, tries to use his one eight
<v Speaker 2>eight one hundred and eighty eight clean living, non smoking,
<v Speaker 2>drug and disease free pounds to beat the nicotine addicted sandman.
<v Speaker 2>Mikey is nineteen here. Do you think that was real?
<v Speaker 2>Or was that like just to make them seem like maybe?
<v Speaker 4>No, that sounds right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking nuts. Wow, Yeah, I like I could
<v Speaker 2>barely wipe my ass at nineteen, I could barely wipe it. Now.
<v Speaker 4>That's what Mikey said is, hey kid, do you want
<v Speaker 4>to come wrestling? I could wipe my own ass.
<v Speaker 1>Did you see the Philadelphia Honda commercials?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes? And I wrote it down because what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>This is ridiculous? One eight hundred and six nine zero
<v Speaker 2>six' eight one. One this Is Philadelphia honda's approval, hotline
<v Speaker 2>so even. Better by the, way the rec dub version
<v Speaker 2>of this is A philadelphia fucking tape of, it which is.
<v Speaker 2>Awesome i'll take. That they show a picture of a
<v Speaker 2>telephone and the guy, says this is a. Telephone and
<v Speaker 2>when you use, this and it's a picture of a
<v Speaker 2>finger and this the, telephone you'll be approved for one of.
<v Speaker 2>THESE A honda Or Philadelphia honda will give you one
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars in. Cash so use this to dial this
<v Speaker 2>twenty four hours a. Day you get instant approval for
<v Speaker 2>your new or used, car or you get one thousand
<v Speaker 2>dollars From Philadelphia.
<v Speaker 3>Honda, dude we'll get you that, loan that long ass.
<v Speaker 2>Loan no fucking. Way this was like you could just
<v Speaker 2>say whatever you fucking wanted ON. Tv, Huh like you
<v Speaker 2>don't get in any, trouble you just.
<v Speaker 3>Lie you'll leave in a car right, now or we'll
<v Speaker 3>give you one thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Today oh you're leaving a car right because, yeah we
<v Speaker 1>got you on a two hundred and fifty year, lease
<v Speaker 1>seven hundred and fifty dollars a.
<v Speaker 2>Month we got you this fucking nineteen seventy Nine. Toyota
<v Speaker 2>go fuck yourself and you. Can you gotta prove for
<v Speaker 2>that you did get approved for this thousand dollars for.
<v Speaker 2>Anything you either take this or that you know it's it.
<v Speaker 1>SHOULD i would love to Call Philadelphia honda twenty four
<v Speaker 1>open twenty four hours a. Day a dealership has opened
<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours a. Day we get to a car any,
<v Speaker 1>time twenty rights a. Day right, now me get that
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety Three civic with the spoiler and the green
<v Speaker 1>undertip for. Me thank, you.
<v Speaker 3>Man, dude you can't they'll approve you are one thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 2>Calling back and not like he would get approved every
<v Speaker 2>time and just keep calling back and, say, okay fucking
<v Speaker 2>give this guy a one thousand dollars fuck. Off holy,
<v Speaker 2>Shit there is.
<v Speaker 1>No way they ever gave out one thousand dollars to
<v Speaker 1>any person.
<v Speaker 2>Ever no, way, no no. WAY i don't believe one.
<v Speaker 1>Thousand dollars ninety five, money my?
<v Speaker 2>Ass oh Do let's see what do you think it?
<v Speaker 1>Was it's gotta be three grand, now, uh.
<v Speaker 2>About twenty one. Hundred, okay we get Another november To
<v Speaker 2>remember nineteen ninety five card run, down but this time
<v Speaker 2>it's To. Nirvana they keep changing the song each time
<v Speaker 2>to at least make it a little, different WHICH i appreciate.
<v Speaker 2>IT i mean that's another. THING i mean we talked about,
<v Speaker 2>before But East w's, use whether they were allowed to or,
<v Speaker 2>not of fair use right coorse of course it's.
<v Speaker 1>Fair copyright ninety five was just all over the. PLACE
<v Speaker 1>i mean the, UH i mean that that's you just
<v Speaker 1>can't whatever this is is just seriously not. Allowed like
<v Speaker 1>it's seriously not allowed like in ninety. Five, sure like
<v Speaker 1>playing selling, DVDs sure, Whatever like you know you can
<v Speaker 1>get away with. It sure fucking airing A tv, Show
<v Speaker 1>airing A tv show in a bunch of different states
<v Speaker 1>With nirvana and Fucking metallica and guns and roses is a.
<v Speaker 1>Problem And metallica will string your ass out and shoo
<v Speaker 1>shoot in the head if you even talk about one
<v Speaker 1>of their songs while live on a on any.
<v Speaker 2>Platform and then we get those Damn. DUDLEY'S i imagine
<v Speaker 2>the amount of people that like have seen this version
<v Speaker 2>of The dudleys is fucking very very. Slim.
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i don't know too much about like all The dudley's.
<v Speaker 1>MYSELF i MEAN i know, THEM i know all, here
<v Speaker 1>BUT i don't have actually seen like so much of
<v Speaker 1>all of them.
<v Speaker 2>TOGETHER i don't Think i've ever Seen Dudley dudley W.
<v Speaker 2>RUSSELL i know he. DOES i just think i've seen.
<v Speaker 4>IT i don't THINK i have.
<v Speaker 2>Either. Yeah, Wow so there's a big name card. Here
<v Speaker 2>it Says. Dudley it's not just a, name it's a
<v Speaker 2>way of. Life And i'm pretty sure we've watched like
<v Speaker 2>they did these often These dudley's is not just, names
<v Speaker 2>the way of. Life and then have them. Talk so
<v Speaker 2>The Dudley boys are, here and The Dudley boys are
<v Speaker 2>as follows Here Dudley, Dudley Big Dick dudley dances With
<v Speaker 2>dudley Sign Guy dudley and the Newest Dudley Bubba Ray. Dudley,
<v Speaker 2>yes holy, shit that is. Crazy he's the new one
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Crazy that's the one that people think of when they
<v Speaker 3>think The dudley's is.
<v Speaker 2>Him, Yeah devon's not. Here he doesn't exist, Yet, like
<v Speaker 2>there's no fucking Heme On. Dudley So Dudley dudley, says you,
<v Speaker 2>know The Dudley, boys we got a little surprise for
<v Speaker 2>everybody coming next month And november to, remember we're gonna
<v Speaker 2>have a special ring. Announcer it's gonna be one of
<v Speaker 2>The dudley. BOYS i know everybody thinks it's gonna be
<v Speaker 2>me Because i'm the only one you've heard talk. Before that's.
<v Speaker 2>Nuts but a, minute the reason we can't get, everybody,
<v Speaker 2>Well Big dick is a blue too high, strung and
<v Speaker 2>it fucking pans over To Big Dick, dudley who of
<v Speaker 2>course stands there and, goes.
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i hear this guy talk all the.
<v Speaker 2>Time, yeah like he's got a lot to fucking. Say
<v Speaker 2>and sign Guy dudley would be good if everybody was
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of. Mutes but, oh you, know we don't
<v Speaker 2>have all, that so he can't do. That he can't,
<v Speaker 2>talk so Sig Guy dudley holds up a sign that
<v Speaker 2>says silent But, dudley which is very, clever and another
<v Speaker 2>guy that would be good and dances With dudley fucking comes.
<v Speaker 2>Up he, SAYS i want to say. Something i'm so
<v Speaker 2>happy to be IN ecw AND i want to say
<v Speaker 2>hello to all my friends in The Indian, reservation and
<v Speaker 2>then he starts Speaking. Spanish Then Big Dick dudley hits
<v Speaker 2>him with a crutch and, goes, what, well you know
<v Speaker 2>d w wouldn't be a good ring. Announcer he's only
<v Speaker 2>on the second book at ten For spanish To, ENGLISH
<v Speaker 2>i have no. Him but the big surprise is the real.
<v Speaker 2>Announcer he's going to be a New dudley, Here Bobo, Ray,
<v Speaker 2>Dudley bubba say a couple of, words And bubba, says
<v Speaker 2>my name Is. Boo Big dick hits him with a
<v Speaker 2>crutch and, GOES i like even the stutter thing is
<v Speaker 2>like kind of lost the. TIME i think he w
<v Speaker 2>W f right at the, beginning, right, yeah because eventually
<v Speaker 2>he's definitely and he IN. Wf he's definitely Bub ba
<v Speaker 2>for a little bit, too right like b u h
<v Speaker 2>b u ah he is in a video.
<v Speaker 1>GAME i know that my name is bub bub Bub
<v Speaker 1>Ray and then he does the dance with the. Feet,
<v Speaker 1>oh good to see.
<v Speaker 2>You Then Dudley dudley, says you Know bubba has a speech,
<v Speaker 2>impediment but, uh you know toiter trading was a bitch
<v Speaker 2>with this guy s. Dance, well you know we've been
<v Speaker 2>working on THE i hand coordination with this guy and
<v Speaker 2>he's been doing. Good, wine show him a step he
<v Speaker 2>got going on, here take your time and Then bubba
<v Speaker 2>starts doing a little little step, dance just a little
<v Speaker 2>simple dance, here And Big it's not enough For Big Dick,
<v Speaker 2>dudley who pushes on with the crutch and goes. Were
<v Speaker 2>So bubba then starts breakdance and everyone is. Laughing everyone's
<v Speaker 2>having a good fucking. Time and Then bubba says And
<v Speaker 2>Big day hits him, again goes ah And bubba stands up, tall, straight,
<v Speaker 2>back fucking. Straight everybody have a pleasant. Evening the fu
<v Speaker 2>is going no, again, DUDE i swear to, God raven
<v Speaker 2>just was doing ship because this was a raven. Thing
<v Speaker 2>The dudley's he was just fucking fuck doing ship.
<v Speaker 3>Like, Well Big dick keeps everybody in line by grunting,
<v Speaker 3>right that's.
<v Speaker 2>RIGHT i MEAN I i funk with The dudleys like,
<v Speaker 2>This like this is a crazy ass team seeing them all.
<v Speaker 4>Coming this is not the team that goes to the for.
<v Speaker 2>Sure but imagine if it. Was imagine If dudley Doing
<v Speaker 2>imagine if everyone But devon they all go what a?
<v Speaker 1>WRAW i, MEAN i, mean if you really want to
<v Speaker 1>look at, It Big dick would have been super.
<v Speaker 2>Over in W. W i think so, TOO i fucking think.
<v Speaker 1>So if he came in same character and just said
<v Speaker 1>he would be super.
<v Speaker 2>Over, YEAH i mean he would end. Somehow he would
<v Speaker 2>have ended up IN dx because everyone.
<v Speaker 1>Does he'd be teaming with xpot or sure. Well Joey
<v Speaker 1>styles Mocks bubba and then Plugs november To. Remember, yeah he.
<v Speaker 2>Says, Uh bubba bub Bub Bubba Ray dudley believe it or,
<v Speaker 2>not with a special guest ring announcer for the opening
<v Speaker 2>ceremonies Of november To, remember With Bubba ray holding the
<v Speaker 2>mic that may take all. Night, Nevertheless remember will remark
<v Speaker 2>the return to wrestling for more reasons than we can
<v Speaker 2>go into here ON tv of a man that deserves
<v Speaker 2>the status of a Legendary. FUNK i don't know what
<v Speaker 2>he wasn't talking about. THERE i don't know if there
<v Speaker 2>was a thing where he maybe it was A wcw
<v Speaker 2>shot or something there OR.
<v Speaker 3>Wf but Didn't Terry funk retire like he retired multiple times?
<v Speaker 2>Anyud this, TIME i mean Fucking joey says eventually here
<v Speaker 2>that Like, terry you, know you might want to come
<v Speaker 2>out and see. Him he's going to retire probably LIKE i,
<v Speaker 2>saw like the.
<v Speaker 3>First retirement was around this time wasn't.
<v Speaker 2>It it might have been ninety, six if not ninety,
<v Speaker 2>seven because that's like The brett, match, Right.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's What i'm thinking. OF i was. Thinking but
<v Speaker 4>this is early for.
<v Speaker 2>That, well that's in the fucking wrestling, shadows, right because
<v Speaker 2>the Goddamn i'm not Booked.
<v Speaker 4>Terry all, right that's that's not. SEVEN i want you there.
<v Speaker 2>Earlier this, week by the, Way Mikey whipwreck had one
<v Speaker 2>final training session with The Public enemy In Central park
<v Speaker 2>In New York. City and you're not going to believe.
<v Speaker 2>This and when he told me THAT i would not believe,
<v Speaker 2>THIS i should have taken him at face. Value this is,
<v Speaker 2>absurd like if The dudley thing wasn't crazy. Enough so
<v Speaker 2>we go To Central. Park we gotta Ask mahow About
<v Speaker 2>Central park and if he has walked the sacred, grounds
<v Speaker 2>the same grounds as The Public enemy and mike who
<v Speaker 2>brick At. Falk it's darkest shit out here in The
<v Speaker 2>Public enemy And mikey pop out of the darkened Rock
<v Speaker 2>O rock, says AS i walk through The valley of
<v Speaker 2>The shadow Of, DEATH i take a look at us
<v Speaker 2>three and oh what a. Mess a, mess but it's
<v Speaker 2>gonna be all, right because we're in the Big Apple Central.
<v Speaker 2>Park some of the greatest fighters in the world train, Here,
<v Speaker 2>Mikey Mohammad, Ali Joe, lewis Even Chuck webner he trained here.
<v Speaker 2>Jogging so we're gonna need to put you in some
<v Speaker 2>serious hooded. Training that Means johnny looks At Johnny, grunge
<v Speaker 2>who's there. Too we're. Busy we're gonna be. BUSY i
<v Speaker 2>gotta go out and get that night, stick gotta get
<v Speaker 2>some of those police. Barricades WE i get some of
<v Speaker 2>the police cones for the obstacle. Course so we're gonna
<v Speaker 2>Put mike and some serious training For. Salmon so you
<v Speaker 2>guys stay right here and don't move TILL i get
<v Speaker 2>back and Uh roco rock leaves And mikey And Johnny
<v Speaker 2>grunge both say, Okay rocko And johnny says he's. Gone
<v Speaker 2>mikey got some, training and they walk a little. Bit johnny, Says,
<v Speaker 2>mikey it's all set up like he, says he, said wait,
<v Speaker 2>here And johnny Says, mikey and mike he says. Sorry he,
<v Speaker 2>says if you're gonna beat The, sandman you gotta think
<v Speaker 2>like The, sandman and he points over and he, says,
<v Speaker 2>okay the, ladder and the camera pans over and in
<v Speaker 2>the middle Of Central park And Pitch black is a.
<v Speaker 2>Ladder he's just suck it.
<v Speaker 1>Up and this looks Like Blair Witch.
<v Speaker 2>Project it looks like MTV's. Fear And johnny, says, last
<v Speaker 2>but not least a six pack of beer and he
<v Speaker 2>points up and there's a six pack of beer hanging
<v Speaker 2>from the. Tree, uh and he, says what you gotta,
<v Speaker 2>Do mikey is you gotta run up that ladder and
<v Speaker 2>when you're gonna Get johnny a beer and you're gonna
<v Speaker 2>bring it back. Down and THEN i want you to
<v Speaker 2>count to, ten AND i want you to go back,
<v Speaker 2>up and i want you to do it. Again And
<v Speaker 2>i'm wrapping count to, ten do it, again all, right, Ready,
<v Speaker 2>mikey let the games. Begin. Go So mikey does as he's.
<v Speaker 2>Told he runs up the, ladder grabs a, beer comes
<v Speaker 2>back down and gives it To Johnny. Grunge johnny gruns
<v Speaker 2>opens it and he, says count to ten and he
<v Speaker 2>chugs the beer And mikey counts the ten on his,
<v Speaker 2>fingers which the funniest, Shit and, Uh mikey, says that's, Ten.
<v Speaker 2>Johnny And johnny finishes his beer and says that's. Beautiful
<v Speaker 2>go And mikey does it. Again he comes back, down
<v Speaker 2>gives him the. Beer johnny, says count to five this,
<v Speaker 2>time Mike mikey counts to. Five johnny gruns chrugs his fucking,
<v Speaker 2>beer says, perfect And mikey, says you're, done And Johnny grunt, Says,
<v Speaker 2>mikey go one more. Time mikey up and down gives
<v Speaker 2>him a. Beer, mikey, go Mike he, says you said
<v Speaker 2>Count he says, Go So mikey fucking goes up the,
<v Speaker 2>ladder gets another. Beer johnny grun, says. Perfect how you, Feel.
<v Speaker 2>Mikey mikey, Says i'm. Tired johnny, says can you open
<v Speaker 2>this beer for? Me, mikey And mikey opens the beer
<v Speaker 2>and he's Fucking Johnny gun's got a little fucked up.
<v Speaker 2>Here it's kind of swerving. Around he, Says, Mikey. Yeah
<v Speaker 2>mikey goes up getting some of the. Beer he's blown.
<v Speaker 2>Up now comes back down with the beer And Johnny
<v Speaker 2>grunt takes it and he stumblarizes His, MIKEY i feel,
<v Speaker 2>yep And mikey, SAYS i THINK i feel better than.
<v Speaker 2>You the Good trade has got some vascular and your
<v Speaker 2>three lungs and how you, go you? Go he's fucking
<v Speaker 2>yelling at. Him mikey climbs up and gets the last,
<v Speaker 2>beer one last, beer And Johnny grune almost falls, over
<v Speaker 2>but he opens it. Up he, Says, mikey this is
<v Speaker 2>definitely a brave of The champions seven and gotta stand
<v Speaker 2>a man with, You, champ and mike, SAYS i, think,
<v Speaker 2>uh you, know there's no. More there's no, More, johnny
<v Speaker 2>And Johnny grun, says go up there and hang another one,
<v Speaker 2>off And mikey climbs. Up He's, johnny there's no. More
<v Speaker 2>So rock Of rock is back here and he's got
<v Speaker 2>A i, mean his arms are just full of all
<v Speaker 2>the shit that he. Got he, says, hey, Guys i'm.
<v Speaker 2>BACK i got everything we. Need we're ready to, go
<v Speaker 2>and he fucking walks Into Johnny, grunt who stumbles back
<v Speaker 2>into the, ladder knocks the ladder, over And mikey is
<v Speaker 2>now hanging from the. Tree he, says, rockins, FUCK i
<v Speaker 2>can't leave you guys for five. Minutes mikey get down from.
<v Speaker 2>There mikey then just lets go of the fucking branch
<v Speaker 2>and falls back first onto the. Ground Johnny grunt, Says
<v Speaker 2>roco WHAT i guess dead the, drunk that them man
<v Speaker 2>the drug And vikey the proper. Condition And roccas, says
<v Speaker 2>AS i walk through the valley and shadow of, DEATH
<v Speaker 2>i fear nothing Except johnny's. Breath and he starts beating
<v Speaker 2>the shit out of him with his. HAT i can't leave.
<v Speaker 2>Him in five minutes he walks, away and last thing
<v Speaker 2>Is Johnny grunt, saying Kill. Mikey this IS i, MEAN
<v Speaker 2>i love. THIS i love this so. MUCH i loved
<v Speaker 2>all of. This this is.
<v Speaker 3>Amazing and the craziest part is that none of the beer.
<v Speaker 3>Fell i've thought for sure the beer was gonna fall down.
<v Speaker 2>Ultimate, yeah it's. Crazy, yeah LIKE i, mean they. Did
<v Speaker 2>they were great at, this. Man they they they fucking
<v Speaker 2>fucking went all over the place and and film shit
<v Speaker 2>wherever they, could like if they were in a. Town they,
<v Speaker 2>said all, right we're gonna do this promo in the park.
<v Speaker 2>Today all, Right we're gonna go to the playground at.
<v Speaker 2>Midnight yeah cares what time Is Get, johnny get the
<v Speaker 2>fucking public enemy And mikey With breck and we're filming
<v Speaker 2>this promo.
<v Speaker 1>Well and of The samman is available to.
<v Speaker 2>Order orders now being taken for immediate delivery and they'll
<v Speaker 2>come just in. Time same with YOUR ecfnw.
<v Speaker 1>Shirt i'm sure never The samman With woman Versus mikey
<v Speaker 1>whipwreck ladder match for the world. Title that's your main
<v Speaker 1>event for this.
<v Speaker 2>Evening, yes, uh the ladders already set up in the.
<v Speaker 2>Ring joey. Says mikey has multiple pinfall victories Over saman
<v Speaker 2>in a non title and tag team. Matches Does mikey
<v Speaker 2>have the same his? Number can you Imagine mikey whipbrick
<v Speaker 2>as world heavyweight? CHAMPION i, Mean Sam man comes, out
<v Speaker 2>he's Fucking he's got a white do, rag he's wearing
<v Speaker 2>a white shirt of, himself he's, drinking he's. Smoking this
<v Speaker 2>is a crazy fucking dude. Here man and. WOMAN i
<v Speaker 2>mean she's, gorgeous good.
<v Speaker 1>Lord, yeah she's kind of the prototype of The francine.
<v Speaker 2>Character, yeah you know, what that's fucking a great way
<v Speaker 2>to put. THAT i never even thought of. That you're,
<v Speaker 2>right and, SHE i, mean, god, uh she's. FANTASTIC i mean, Her,
<v Speaker 2>uh you, know we we've talked about it before when
<v Speaker 2>we talked about the Uh singapore caning match That salmon
<v Speaker 2>And tommy. Had but like her Joining sandman and getting
<v Speaker 2>him back to the belt and just being fucking, conniving
<v Speaker 2>like really was like, GODS i, mean because no one
<v Speaker 2>wanted to Boot, sandman even fucking you know when that first.
<v Speaker 2>Happened samon's super. Over he's cool. SHIT i, mean dude
<v Speaker 2>drinks and, smokes he kicks, ass he's dying all the.
<v Speaker 2>Time the only way to get him heat is to
<v Speaker 2>put fucking this evil lady with, him and it. Works
<v Speaker 2>and she's.
<v Speaker 1>Fantastic, yeah she's always been great at her. Role actually think,
<v Speaker 1>That like she's probably one of the better managers probably
<v Speaker 1>IN ecw. History and that's saying a lot because there's
<v Speaker 1>a lot of a lot of managers, here but uh,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i mean she's especially great during the caning segment
<v Speaker 1>With tommy and stuff. Too, yeah she's really. Good Sam
<v Speaker 1>man And woman actually have a great shot here on
<v Speaker 1>the roamer Where samman has a cigarette in his mouth
<v Speaker 1>And woman has the belt and they're just looking into the.
<v Speaker 1>CAMERA i thought it was really.
<v Speaker 2>Cool you look like they used that for a while
<v Speaker 2>after this.
<v Speaker 1>Too, yeah it's, dope sick a. Dude ringside is Giving
<v Speaker 1>samon a middle finger forever as Sam man just stands
<v Speaker 1>there with the kindows stick up in the. Air saman
<v Speaker 1>sits on the ladder in the center of the ring
<v Speaker 1>and he pulls a beer out of his pocket and
<v Speaker 1>he just looks towards the ramp As beck comes over
<v Speaker 1>the speakers And Mikey whipret comes out with his wizard shirt.
<v Speaker 2>On why WAS i don't was? THERE i don't know
<v Speaker 2>If i've never. LOOKED i don't know if either of
<v Speaker 2>you have. Heard but they used to be set. Here
<v Speaker 2>we haven't. Mentioned it's a pipe and drape between two gigantic.
<v Speaker 1>Plants why, YEAH i wonder if the plants were already
<v Speaker 1>in the, arena.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they just couldn't be. Moved it was like a building,
<v Speaker 2>rule WHICH i, mean for WHAT i know about, venues
<v Speaker 2>not a crazy thing to.
<v Speaker 1>Guess there is a great shot here in the ring
<v Speaker 1>before the match, starts also where woman walks over To
<v Speaker 1>Mike you who's sitting in the, corner and she grabs
<v Speaker 1>The kindow stick and then puts it on top of
<v Speaker 1>the world title and just stares at. Him for the match.
<v Speaker 2>STARTS i, mean she's fucking got it super figured out
<v Speaker 2>everything like every you could if you just looked at
<v Speaker 2>woman for the entirety of this, match like she's always.
<v Speaker 1>On, YEAH i mean she tells the story. COMPLETELY i
<v Speaker 1>mean if it was just, her if you if the
<v Speaker 1>camera only looked at just, HER i feel like the
<v Speaker 1>story of the match can still be told all.
<v Speaker 2>The same if you look at The Sam manage story
<v Speaker 2>is this guy's.
<v Speaker 1>Thirsty Steve austen's music hits and he comes out. Here
<v Speaker 1>oh is that not what?
<v Speaker 2>Happened that must be The Peacock Verssion. Austin, DUDE i
<v Speaker 2>wonder what they do dumb it over. With that'd be.
<v Speaker 4>Fucking by, ringmaster, Right, yeah maybe something like.
<v Speaker 1>That that's funny as.
<v Speaker 2>Ship, no he comes out To Jesus Christ. Superstar So
<v Speaker 2>austin comes out and he's in a bandana and orange
<v Speaker 2>tanktop and black, shorts And joey, SAYS i assume he's
<v Speaker 2>dressed this way to mock both champion and. CHALLENGER i
<v Speaker 2>assume this is just what he was.
<v Speaker 4>WEARING i think that's what he wears every. DAY i think.
<v Speaker 2>So So austin gets in the ring and he, says
<v Speaker 2>now stop it talking about the. MUSIC a couple of
<v Speaker 2>people got smart to me on the way to the
<v Speaker 2>building today AND i was SAID i was A Hall.
<v Speaker 2>Cogan want to? Be one of them SAID i look
<v Speaker 2>Like Haul. Coogan i've been crapped on for four. YEARS
<v Speaker 2>i BELIEVE i just over a. Break So austin starts
<v Speaker 2>climbing the. Ladder you KNOW i didn't get to climb
<v Speaker 2>a ladder at the top in w C w like.
<v Speaker 2>This austin's fucking, uh you, know fucking Ery pischel fired.
<v Speaker 2>Me is Like Kurt. Angles you, know you slap my.
<v Speaker 2>Water you KNOW i could have did more if ericche
<v Speaker 2>had hired me on the. PHONE a.
<v Speaker 1>Goddamnmail so he.
<v Speaker 2>Climbs to the top of. Ladder i'm up here all
<v Speaker 2>the way at the, top AND i look down and
<v Speaker 2>see Two jabbroni's and from the Places i've been about
<v Speaker 2>a five dollar piece of ass. Whipbrick you amaze, me,
<v Speaker 2>son because you're a go. Getter you ain't got no quitting.
<v Speaker 2>You you don't know what the word quit. MEANS i
<v Speaker 2>respect you for, that but you're still just a loser
<v Speaker 2>in my. Book, Son this Is, Steve this Is Steve
<v Speaker 2>austin talking to, you and If i'm calling you a,
<v Speaker 2>loser you can damn well bet it's the. Truth Joey styles,
<v Speaker 2>says what a?
<v Speaker 1>Jerk, yeah, Well Steve, austin you're just A Jesus christ.
<v Speaker 2>Superstar austin, said keep drinking a few more. Beers what
<v Speaker 2>smoke a couple more, cigarettes because, yeah you're sure you're really.
<v Speaker 2>Cool he's talk gonna saymon of, course, Brother i'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>get your ass in the, ring And i'm gonna run
<v Speaker 2>circles around. You and when your tongue's hanging out there
<v Speaker 2>by your feet And i'm walking off with The dann
<v Speaker 2>belt in my, Hands you're gonna wonder what the HELL
<v Speaker 2>i WAS i? Thinking That's Steve, Austin And joey says
<v Speaker 2>on second pop MAYBE i, like.
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i thought that was a great angle for the
<v Speaker 1>match if they got around to. It, obviously the it
<v Speaker 1>changes quite a bit with the finish of, this But
<v Speaker 1>austin just calling him a drunk loser in that he's
<v Speaker 1>like a premier, athlete and saman doesn't get in the
<v Speaker 1>ring with guys like this very. Often it was a
<v Speaker 1>very good way to take.
<v Speaker 2>That So austin, says it's Not Mikey. Whipbreck it's not
<v Speaker 2>one of the misfits in the god forsaken dressing. Room
<v Speaker 2>this Is Steve austin and to, woman don't look at
<v Speaker 2>me like you're pitched, off, honey because it's you that
<v Speaker 2>married a, midget not. Me all. Right there's also a
<v Speaker 2>big sign in the bat that says it's like held
<v Speaker 2>between like over five. People bischoff is the Anti, christ
<v Speaker 2>and he also fired. ME i wish both of you
<v Speaker 2>guys best. WISHES i hope one of you kills with the,
<v Speaker 2>other because whoever comes out on, Top god, damn you're
<v Speaker 2>looking the next champ right. Here And austin leaves with
<v Speaker 2>music and then Hell, yeah which fires up To, salmon
<v Speaker 2>And salmon Blasts mikey from behind in the back of
<v Speaker 2>the head with a can of, beer And austin. Leaves
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't give a. Fuck woman tries to swing The
<v Speaker 2>singapore cana at, him But austin scoops her up and
<v Speaker 2>drags her to the, back which leaves us with Just
<v Speaker 2>salmon And mikey out here for our EASTN W World
<v Speaker 2>title Ladder match main, event where you can only win
<v Speaker 2>by pinfall or.
<v Speaker 1>Submission, Well mikey Hit salmon with the, ladder they head
<v Speaker 1>to the, outside they get back In. Salmon it's either
<v Speaker 1>a belly to bat or a power. Bomb it's like
<v Speaker 1>a combination of the. Two, here it's almost.
<v Speaker 2>An in between like of a it's almost a blue
<v Speaker 2>thunder like the beginning of, it and it ends very. Quickly.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, look, man he slams this ship out Of mikey
<v Speaker 1>on this, LADDER i, mean right on his.
<v Speaker 2>Head the back of his. Head they. Replayed that's how
<v Speaker 2>Fucking narley. Was the back of his head hits the
<v Speaker 2>ship out of. THIS i, mean by all, Accounts salmon
<v Speaker 2>was a dangerous man to be in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>With, Well salmon goes to the apron and almost slips right,
<v Speaker 1>off but he's able to grab d of the rope
<v Speaker 1>and stay.
<v Speaker 4>Up the fans push him, in don't, they or they, like.
<v Speaker 2>Oh is that what it? Was that's or maybe just
<v Speaker 2>stopped falling on top.
<v Speaker 4>Of, yeah because he was gonna fall on his ass for.
<v Speaker 2>Sure here he went for the sling shot sent. ON
<v Speaker 2>i guess you could say the fucking flipping The.
<v Speaker 4>Eddie guerrero slingshot.
<v Speaker 2>THING i was, Thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah almost slips
<v Speaker 2>and he laughs when he gets, up and then Joey
<v Speaker 2>on's fucking commentation say, yeah you should have. ANOTHER i
<v Speaker 2>thought the smile was.
<v Speaker 1>At this point.
<v Speaker 2>There, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Mikey rolls out. Here samon grabs the ladder and just
<v Speaker 1>throws it at him from the ring to the.
<v Speaker 2>Floor fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Shit saman sets up a ladder bridge then hits a
<v Speaker 1>gordbuster On. Mikey he gets on the apron and then
<v Speaker 1>hits a leg drop on.
<v Speaker 2>HIM i mean he is fucking everyone, actually, actually now
<v Speaker 2>That i'm looking at, it everyone stole their ship from The,
<v Speaker 2>sandman but he took. This Goddamn edie took the other.
<v Speaker 1>MOVE i, Mean sam Love sandman's leg.
<v Speaker 2>Drop it's like he's purposely trying to hurt himself as
<v Speaker 2>much as.
<v Speaker 1>Possible mikey grabs a. Chair he starts Hitting sandman with
<v Speaker 1>it over and over on the top of.
<v Speaker 2>His, head and each time it gets.
<v Speaker 1>Harder mikey stands on the, ladder, uh and then he
<v Speaker 1>jumps off and hits a frank And mikey To, Sandman.
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad you read that that, way because that's
<v Speaker 2>HOW i read.
<v Speaker 3>It Took, mikey, dude they call.
<v Speaker 2>It they call.
<v Speaker 1>It, Well saman back body Drops mikey into the. Crowd.
<v Speaker 1>Uh sadman walks through the, crowd beating Up mikey and
<v Speaker 1>sets up a ladder inside the. Barricade this is fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Scary.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah saman then runs into the. Ring he runs towards the,
<v Speaker 1>rope he goes, over jumps over the, ropes and then
<v Speaker 1>hits the, ladder causing it to seesaw Into mikey in the.
<v Speaker 2>Crowd, like this is, Nuts like there's so many other
<v Speaker 2>things you could have did. Here it is a fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>VISUAL i love. IT i don't want me to not do.
<v Speaker 2>It it's just very. Funny, like of all, people this
<v Speaker 2>should not be a thing The sandman is.
<v Speaker 1>Doing i'd be clinching my ash cheeks so tight backstage
<v Speaker 1>watching that play. Out i'd be, Like, wow this could
<v Speaker 1>go so so.
<v Speaker 2>Wrong there's definitely a good Chance jams that he had
<v Speaker 2>to start doing it this way because he did it
<v Speaker 2>the other way and it flew into the. Crowd.
<v Speaker 1>Well saman goes for a slingshy elbow in the ring
<v Speaker 1>To mikey on the, ladder but. Misses. Uh mikey gets
<v Speaker 1>up and uses the ladder On, sadman smack him in
<v Speaker 1>the head with it very.
<v Speaker 2>Hard. Dude, Okay i've seen this clip a million times
<v Speaker 2>because of how gnarly this. Is this Is mikey has the,
<v Speaker 2>ladder he's holding it sideways and he sticks it straight
<v Speaker 2>up his candy sideways and he, like not the wrong,
<v Speaker 2>side the fucking legit side. Side, yeah he smashes it
<v Speaker 2>Into salmon's forehead so fucking. Hard, LIKE i don't know
<v Speaker 2>if If samon didn't get hardway, There i'd be, astonished
<v Speaker 2>because he gets annihilated with this.
<v Speaker 1>Thing, Well saman is now busted. Open. Uh mikey heads
<v Speaker 1>to the top rope here uh and he hits a
<v Speaker 1>diving splash To sandman with the ladder on top of,
<v Speaker 1>him and he gets the three.
<v Speaker 2>Count mikey fucking wins the world. Title holy FUCK I
<v Speaker 2>and you know, What, james to your, point this has
<v Speaker 2>to be where they're, like he's not an underdog anymore
<v Speaker 2>because he just wants right. Up there was legit nothing
<v Speaker 2>else that he did that, like and fucking he won,
<v Speaker 2>It And Joey styles is going. Nuts do you believe in?
<v Speaker 2>Miracles the crowd's going. Nuts mikey. Wins mikey wins, This,
<v Speaker 2>LIKE i this is. Nuts what a fucking ballsy move to.
<v Speaker 1>Make, yeah this was.
<v Speaker 3>Awesome, uh you got the assist From Steve austin earlier
<v Speaker 3>taking woman out with. Him that was pretty, cool so that.
<v Speaker 4>Helped, yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Too but, yeah, like, uh fans go nuts, here everybody's going.
<v Speaker 3>Crazy the greatest call of all. Time oh my, GOD
<v Speaker 3>i can believe in.
<v Speaker 2>Miracles, YEAH i, mean AND i don't THINK i Mean
<v Speaker 2>mikey might hold it for a.
<v Speaker 1>Month, YEAH i, MEAN i was gonna SAY i wouldn't
<v Speaker 1>be surprised if he lost it.
<v Speaker 2>Immediately, yeah WHICH i mean maybe that was like the you,
<v Speaker 2>know the, Hooker like of course he would lose, it
<v Speaker 2>but then he keeps getting the wins, again you, know
<v Speaker 2>like maybe that's what. Happened but uh, yeah he he
<v Speaker 2>wins it, here and then he loses it In december
<v Speaker 2>back to The, sandman and then that's when we get
<v Speaker 2>into the Fucking Sandman raven. Stuff So mikey gets a
<v Speaker 2>big fucking win here and the first man to come
<v Speaker 2>out to congratulate him as his old tag team Partner
<v Speaker 2>Cactus jack AND i this was very well. Done Here,
<v Speaker 2>cactus you, know he still fucks With, mikey but he's a. Heel.
<v Speaker 2>Here he comes out and he picks him, up he
<v Speaker 2>hugs him and, celebrates and then the baby face locker
<v Speaker 2>room comes out and they all are, like, hey what the?
<v Speaker 2>Fuck and they Give cactus a look And cactus, leaves
<v Speaker 2>and Even joey on commentary says that you know the
<v Speaker 2>baby you know the THE i forget what the verbiage actually,
<v Speaker 2>was but if something like you, know the good guys
<v Speaker 2>don't Trust, cactus WHICH.
<v Speaker 1>I was, Like, yeah that's that's pretty much the gist of.
<v Speaker 2>It, Yeah which that's, awesome, Man like the layers to
<v Speaker 2>that is fucking very.
<v Speaker 1>Cool Maixl rotten does not Trust Jack.
<v Speaker 2>Donnie allen will have nothing to do with. You so
<v Speaker 2>the baby faces are out, here they're celebration With mikey
<v Speaker 2>and they hoist them up on their. Shoulders AND i, Mean,
<v Speaker 2>mike he's barely, alive but he's holding the.
<v Speaker 1>Title Axel rotten was about to drop. Him he doesn't
<v Speaker 1>respect him at the top.
<v Speaker 2>Guy in the locker, ROOM i want a world title
<v Speaker 2>shot Against. Mike he went bright to. Die don't you wanted?
<v Speaker 2>People they just jump.
<v Speaker 1>Them shut the fuck, Up axel.
<v Speaker 2>The locker room does not Trust Axl rotten the locker.
<v Speaker 1>Room they're kicking his.
<v Speaker 2>Ass they showed the shot of the same man on the.
<v Speaker 2>OUTSIDE i, mean he is leaking. Blood he's fucked up.
<v Speaker 2>Here so like him getting hit with the last, guarantee
<v Speaker 2>but that was probably a regular. Occurrence BUT i, mean
<v Speaker 2>like when you think about, it him getting hit as
<v Speaker 2>hard as humanly possible in the head with the ladder
<v Speaker 2>and they're getting splashed with the ladder on top of.
<v Speaker 2>Him that makes like that should end a. Match, yeah that's.
<v Speaker 4>Believable, YEAH i believe.
<v Speaker 2>That, yeah like he, died so, Yeah mike he, Celebrates
<v Speaker 2>uh there's mikey. Chance he celebrates with the title on
<v Speaker 2>the ropes and the crowd chants for, him and then
<v Speaker 2>we get to little uhi. Memorials not the right, word
<v Speaker 2>well what what? WOULD i don't know the right word for.
<v Speaker 2>This but it's a you, know a video that's a good.
<v Speaker 4>Word like it's like just a high package of his title.
<v Speaker 2>Reign, right, yeah it's, uh it's it's A Sam man
<v Speaker 2>easting to be world title kind of like, recap just
<v Speaker 2>showing like his, run WHICH i THOUGHT i. DON'T i
<v Speaker 2>don't know If i've seen this, before where like a
<v Speaker 2>champion loses the title and then like they show like the.
<v Speaker 2>RUN i kind of liked. It, yeah, yeah they show
<v Speaker 2>he defeated the Franchise Shane, douglas a fucking. Franchise april,
<v Speaker 2>fifteenth ninety. Five he lost the belt To Mikey. Whiprock
<v Speaker 2>october twenty, eighth ninety, five they're Playing My way by
<v Speaker 2>By Sid, vicious which starts, crazy but then.
<v Speaker 4>It gets thought it Was jackul at. FIRST i don't,
<v Speaker 4>know but it's it's.
<v Speaker 2>Actually a pretty cool rendition of. It let's it just
<v Speaker 2>fucking starts. Going, yeah they, show you, Know samon one
<v Speaker 2>of the belt would help a, woman just him Facing
<v Speaker 2>mikey And cactus and defending the. Title at one, point
<v Speaker 2>they show him hanging off a support beam in a
<v Speaker 2>building and then like Dropping mikey on his. Head, uh
<v Speaker 2>there's a cool shot Of samon's standing there and there's
<v Speaker 2>a sign behind him with the Salman Our nicotine hero. Behind. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>yeah So My way is playing and they show this.
<v Speaker 2>Thing LIKE i, said it's pretty pretty. Cool. UH i
<v Speaker 2>don't know how long they do this. FOR i don't
<v Speaker 2>know if they were just trying something. Here BUT i liked.
<v Speaker 2>IT i thought it was.
<v Speaker 1>COOL i love the ending of the show, here.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, OKAY i did, too BECAUSE i thought it was
<v Speaker 2>just gonna end on the video and like the Song.
<v Speaker 2>CHOICE i was, like, okay this is they just like the,
<v Speaker 2>song but it was for the. Ending so the video
<v Speaker 2>ends and they Show salmon And woman. Backstage samon's still
<v Speaker 2>got blood caked on. Him he's smoking a. Cigarette he's
<v Speaker 2>out of, breath and he looks at the. Camera he
<v Speaker 2>looks at woman and he, Says i'll handle this my.
<v Speaker 2>WAY i, said oh, SHIT i want to watch this.
<v Speaker 2>SHOW i need to watch that, thing like all the,
<v Speaker 2>shits like, damn cause that could have been, corny like
<v Speaker 2>that could have been blamed as, fuck but it was.
<v Speaker 2>Not it was fucking. Sweet, ACTUALLY i thought this whole
<v Speaker 2>fucking anything was. Cool. MAN i, UH i mean the
<v Speaker 2>presentation here ninety five ecw like it's even, like you,
<v Speaker 2>know it's still so. DIFFERENT i mean even you, know
<v Speaker 2>obviously wrestling wasn't you, Know nitro's just starting and. All
<v Speaker 2>but the format of this show is like fucking super
<v Speaker 2>clean and like easy to, digest AND I i, know
<v Speaker 2>everything that's going on and what's happening at the next
<v Speaker 2>big show From.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah you're.
<v Speaker 3>RIGHT i know who the top guys, are who's who's
<v Speaker 3>going into the, feuds who we should be rooting.
<v Speaker 4>For all that stuff is like just right, here right
<v Speaker 4>in front of.
<v Speaker 2>You, yeah forty five. Minutes I'm i'm an ENTIRE ecw
<v Speaker 2>fan because they just told me everything that's going, on
<v Speaker 2>and you.
<v Speaker 4>Got to tune into Se Steve boston's first.
<v Speaker 2>Match there's, that, Right, YES i gotta see. THAT i
<v Speaker 2>gotta see What Sam man fucking gets his, revenge like,
<v Speaker 2>shit you, know we gotta See bullus. Box, YEAH i like.
<v Speaker 2>THIS i thought this was a really really good episode
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