Revisiting WWF SmackDown! 2001 “SmackDown! Xtreme,” Stone Cold Messes With Triple H, Dudleys vs Hardys Tables Match, First Blood Match

<v Speaker 1>Du Boyson back in town.
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Deadlap Podcast, episode number two hundred and
<v Speaker 2>eighty four. We are back once again, taking it back
<v Speaker 2>to the lovely world of Thursday Nights SmackDown from the
<v Speaker 2>year two thousand and one. Some would say the date
<v Speaker 2>was February.
<v Speaker 1>First, Some would say that James. But the most important
<v Speaker 1>part that has to be talked about here is that
<v Speaker 1>this is the episode where SmackDown gets taken to the extreme.
<v Speaker 1>Nothing to do with East Yeah, well X yeah, that's
<v Speaker 1>how you don't you differentiated this because or this was
<v Speaker 1>their feud show with XPW instead because that was an
<v Speaker 1>x But this has nothing to do with ECW. ECW
<v Speaker 1>is still alive. ACTUALLYW has not died yet by the
<v Speaker 1>time of the show. But this is SmackDown extreme, which
<v Speaker 1>I think plays more into the fact that the XFL
<v Speaker 1>is debuting in like two days.
<v Speaker 3>So I think that the Extreme Football League with an.
<v Speaker 1>X Yeah, they were trying to make everything extreme to
<v Speaker 1>get you ready for the XFL and extreme. It was
<v Speaker 1>extreme and in some many ways.
<v Speaker 2>Actually Before we get to that, of course, we have
<v Speaker 2>the Deadlock updates. Watch this up on the Patreon Tommy
<v Speaker 2>Dreamer versus Brian Lee ECW High Incident Scaffold Match.
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't seen this in like a long time, so
<v Speaker 1>I think maybe the first time I watched it, I
<v Speaker 1>just probably skipped right to the bomb.
<v Speaker 3>But at the end, I'm sure, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Or I just saw you know, you just see the
<v Speaker 1>replay of the mouth at the end. But yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>mean this match is scari as shit. Man, the sketchiest
<v Speaker 1>scaffold I've ever seen ever.
<v Speaker 4>Just to know that the Sandman built a scaffold, that's
<v Speaker 4>just all you need to know going into this match.
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<v Speaker 2>All right, now it is time to get into WWF
<v Speaker 2>Thursday Night SmackDown for February first, two thousand and one
<v Speaker 2>at night that was deemed SmackDown Extreme, a special live
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown on a Thursday.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, extreme SmackDown here they like, I assume what happened
<v Speaker 1>was they were like advertising this on raw because they
<v Speaker 1>don't really explain why this is extreme at all. We'll
<v Speaker 1>talk more about it as we get to the show,
<v Speaker 1>but I was like kind of lost on the concepts
<v Speaker 1>other than they just wanted to have some gimmick matches
<v Speaker 1>on the show and XFL was coming up, but.
<v Speaker 2>I read online that there was maybe Survivor was premiering
<v Speaker 2>around this time. Oh, something with Friends was happening at
<v Speaker 2>the time, so wwe felt like they had to do
<v Speaker 2>something a little special to try to keep up a
<v Speaker 2>pr move.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe you know what's even crazier, James, I have like
<v Speaker 1>an observer thing about this, and I just forgot that
<v Speaker 1>I did.
<v Speaker 2>Oh Okay, Yeah, well, I guess we'll talk about it then. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but I think I think that's somewhere around there is
<v Speaker 2>they just felt like they needed a ratings boost.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, let's speaking of observers. Let's get into the
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling Observer newsletter portion of this before we get into
<v Speaker 1>their view from the Observer. January twenty second, two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and one, After nearly a full year of various rumors, negotiations,
<v Speaker 1>and several near finalized deals, the sale of World Championship
<v Speaker 1>Wrestling by Time Warner to Fusion Media Ventures was officially
<v Speaker 1>announced on January eleventh, literally hours before the announcement that
<v Speaker 1>the final step of the Time where Warner aol merger
<v Speaker 1>had been clear. WW is saved.
<v Speaker 6>Boys, it's yes, thank you, mister Bischoff.
<v Speaker 4>We love.
<v Speaker 1>Terms of the sale were not revealed publicly, likely because
<v Speaker 1>the number was embarrassingly low, as someone very close to
<v Speaker 1>the situation described the figure as figuratively pennies. So, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so Fusion Media is now picked up WCW. Again. This
<v Speaker 1>is January of one, so obviously things.
<v Speaker 4>They're fine, they're good, they're fine.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're about to head to Las Vegas and do
<v Speaker 3>some tapings.
<v Speaker 1>Well, there are some rumors to address here speaking of
<v Speaker 1>this or that. James addressing the various rumors and stories
<v Speaker 1>that have come out in the recent weeks about WCW
<v Speaker 1>in regards to Paul go Hogan. Hogan himself probably started
<v Speaker 1>this one indirectly through Bubba the Love Sponge that he
<v Speaker 1>was going in, that he was going into the new
<v Speaker 1>company for a three point five million to four million
<v Speaker 1>dollar offer to do some wrestling and book the company.
<v Speaker 1>At this point, there is no deal with Hogan Bishop
<v Speaker 1>and there's no deal with Hogan. Bischoff wants Hogan in
<v Speaker 1>the company, a decision that men have questioned, thinking there's
<v Speaker 1>only a downside of Hogan's involvement. Until Hogan's legal problems
<v Speaker 1>with ww are settled, it is doubtful he'll be back.
<v Speaker 1>So he wanted to come in and book.
<v Speaker 3>There's a question on everyone's mind.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, it sounds like he was trying to just
<v Speaker 4>do whatever he did in TNA, right I.
<v Speaker 1>Guess so, yeah, like he wanted to loss amid all
<v Speaker 1>the hoopla of the wcwsale is that Just a few
<v Speaker 1>hours later, Bob Merrowitz and uh Semaphore Entertainment Group announced
<v Speaker 1>the sale of the Ultimate Fighting Championship to former Nevada
<v Speaker 1>State Athletic Commission member Lorenzo for Tita and Las Vegas
<v Speaker 1>based company ZUFA. Dana White, the former manager of the
<v Speaker 1>middleweight champion Tito Ortiz, who is the most charismatic of
<v Speaker 1>the fighters that have been in the UFC recently, will
<v Speaker 1>actually run the company. So I don't know if I
<v Speaker 1>knew this that like the same time that ww and
<v Speaker 1>ECW are dying, like on the other side of things,
<v Speaker 1>UFC is getting sold at the same time time.
<v Speaker 4>That is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is pretty interesting that, like in the middle
<v Speaker 2>of the biggest sports exchange in wrestling history, another one,
<v Speaker 2>that there's another one. Yeah, right, just seems like everything's
<v Speaker 2>going here. It's because of the goddamn dot com bubble.
<v Speaker 1>I also don't know if I knew Dana White managed Tito.
<v Speaker 1>I guess I just missed that part because I all
<v Speaker 1>I know mostly about Dana and Tito is that they
<v Speaker 1>hate each other and have for a long time.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's probably part of it.
<v Speaker 1>XPW ran its first show in several months on January
<v Speaker 1>thirteenth and Resiita, California, and immediately proclaimed itself the number
<v Speaker 1>three promotion That's awesome. Two days later, they received word
<v Speaker 1>from America One, the network of a small and largely
<v Speaker 1>low power TV stations, that they are canceling the show
<v Speaker 1>effective of January twenty eighth. That sucks in East of
<v Speaker 1>You news, so I guess they these are like the
<v Speaker 1>last two East of You shows here. They ran a
<v Speaker 1>show on January twelfth, and then the show I'm about
<v Speaker 1>to talk about here is January thirteenths Wright's. The show
<v Speaker 1>the next night in Pine Bluff, Arkansas was weird because
<v Speaker 1>they did a big farewell in the ring and nearly
<v Speaker 1>everyone was crying backstage saying their goodbyes after the show
<v Speaker 1>was over. It was described as really weird because emotion
<v Speaker 1>got to everyone with the idea that Easter to w
<v Speaker 1>may really be done this time and the various people
<v Speaker 1>who had worked together may never see each other again.
<v Speaker 1>Yet at the same time, perhaps because nobody wanted to
<v Speaker 1>jinx things, everybody still was saying in the midst of
<v Speaker 1>the crying that they believed Hayman would pull something out
<v Speaker 1>at the last minute, and nobody wanted to admit it. Dreamer,
<v Speaker 1>who ran the shows, told everyone that there would still
<v Speaker 1>be a pay per view on March eleventh.
<v Speaker 2>Hayman wasn't even going to these ECW shows anymore. No,
<v Speaker 2>they don't even have anyone to make the T shirts anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Fuck.
<v Speaker 3>He's on SmackDown Extreme no.
<v Speaker 1>WW News. Terry Taylor contacted Michael Modest, Tony Jones, and
<v Speaker 1>Christopher Daniels over the last week. As with the new ownership,
<v Speaker 1>the hiring freeze is over, and he'd at least have
<v Speaker 1>the ability to recommend them. There's also an interest from
<v Speaker 1>the WB side shown in the past few days into
<v Speaker 1>Jerry's super crazy kid cash and Joey style.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what, dude, w CW doesn't fold. E
<v Speaker 2>CW still folds. All those guys are free to explore that, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>not just that, but then all the guys that come
<v Speaker 2>into TNA at the time, amazing red low key AJ Sure. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I think if w CW lives here, it's an easier
<v Speaker 2>like an easier time getting people to buy into these
<v Speaker 2>dudes in a company with so much history than in
<v Speaker 2>a company that's just starting up, right. Yeah, that's kind
<v Speaker 2>of the general idea there, I think.
<v Speaker 1>But I think they had some hesitation just because of
<v Speaker 1>like them bringing in ECW dudes before and them having
<v Speaker 1>issues with that, like the mic awesome thing, I think,
<v Speaker 1>but like I imagine ECB dies and that shit doesn't matter.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at that point, you just need a job.
<v Speaker 1>I need. Jimmy Hart was hospitalized with a kidney stone,
<v Speaker 1>which was dislodged when a female DJ gave him a
<v Speaker 1>low blow at the Mini Applis Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>A kidney stone. Yeah, it came out of his penis
<v Speaker 2>when he got kicked.
<v Speaker 1>Right, he pissed.
<v Speaker 3>That would be so fucking paid for, Tony.
<v Speaker 2>That would be I would be like fetal positioned on
<v Speaker 2>the ground begging for help.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, pss.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking dick. I got like goosebumps just thinking about how
<v Speaker 2>ridiculous that would be.
<v Speaker 1>How hard do you have to kick somebody for that
<v Speaker 1>to happen?
<v Speaker 3>Maybe? I don't know, does work? That's fun?
<v Speaker 1>That's horrible.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry. Just passing kidney stones is just
<v Speaker 3>so bad.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, that's the worst fun shit ever. From
<v Speaker 1>The Observer, January twenty nine, two thousand and one. Randy
<v Speaker 1>Savage did the wrestling scenes for the Spider Man movie
<v Speaker 1>this past week. You guys seen me?
<v Speaker 2>You ever seen the Spider Man dude, I love that scene.
<v Speaker 2>I think that's so cool, Like the arena with the
<v Speaker 2>cage and all that very cool.
<v Speaker 1>Legendary was awesome, but you're legendary. Yeah, Like that's like,
<v Speaker 1>even if you're not a wrestling fan, you remember that scene.
<v Speaker 3>Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I bet most I don't want to say most, Macha
<v Speaker 2>Man is very popular.
<v Speaker 3>But sure, I'm sure there's a lot of people that
<v Speaker 3>know this, guys.
<v Speaker 1>Right. Ww News. Scott Steiner was arrested on January twenty
<v Speaker 1>third from an incident at the TV tapings the night before,
<v Speaker 1>which ended up being edited off television. This was after
<v Speaker 1>he beat up Daniels and Mike Modest and broke their legs.
<v Speaker 1>They were doing a stretcher job deal and Steiner was
<v Speaker 1>started kicking one of the EMTs, apparently thinking they weren't
<v Speaker 1>real EMTs and were just local indie guys. As it
<v Speaker 1>turned out, they were real EMTs and the guy got kicked.
<v Speaker 1>So wow, starts beating the ship of a real doc
<v Speaker 1>like a real Do you think it was work?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>That is funny. Ash Wow.
<v Speaker 1>A couple of last things here WWF News. The plan
<v Speaker 1>and this was going back to the interview rikey she
<v Speaker 1>did when it came out he was the driver that
<v Speaker 1>ran down Austin and it. Meltzer says, the Island. The
<v Speaker 1>thing about the Island Boys, and I'm like, what the
<v Speaker 1>fuck is the Island Boys is that there's a plan
<v Speaker 1>of making a click with Haku matt E. Smalls. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>which is Matthew and Awaii, son of Sika and Ekimo
<v Speaker 1>Fatu Smalls and Ekimo will likely be called the fat Boys.
<v Speaker 1>So Ekimo, of course is Umaga. So they were going
<v Speaker 1>to have a group of Rikishi, Haku, Sika's son, and
<v Speaker 1>Umaga and call him the fat Boys. This is the
<v Speaker 1>original blood side dude.
<v Speaker 4>I was thinking there were gonna be three minute warning
<v Speaker 4>like fat pH fat, But.
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm sure that's what it would have.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sure wears fat where.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, Very true, very true. Last thing here, speaking of
<v Speaker 1>this SmackDown that we're about to review, smack Down Extreme
<v Speaker 1>from February fifteen thousand and one, Melter says, because of
<v Speaker 1>the competition being so heated on Thursdays with Survivor and
<v Speaker 1>the longer episodes of Friends James, as you mentioned, SmackDown
<v Speaker 1>is going to be pushed far stronger as the A
<v Speaker 1>show this month and Raw is largely going to be
<v Speaker 1>the show to build angles for SmackDown. More prominently, the
<v Speaker 1>smack Down Extreme thing is an advertising gimmick to try
<v Speaker 1>and help the ratings and has zero to do with
<v Speaker 1>anything involving ecw okay wow yeah, Which is like thinking
<v Speaker 1>that they were making SmackDown the A show in two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and one is like pretty crazy because I feel
<v Speaker 1>like that was always the stigma SmackDown had even years
<v Speaker 1>after this, is that it was not the A show
<v Speaker 1>until Hayes, fuck you, fuck you, you're wrong. Talk about
<v Speaker 1>WM SmackDown February first, two thousand and one. SmackDown Extreme.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into SmackDown Extreme.
<v Speaker 4>Everybody everybody on the ground.
<v Speaker 1>And then fucking just an the smack Down intro and
<v Speaker 1>then an EX randomly popping up every two seconds over
<v Speaker 1>the intro video.
<v Speaker 4>I thought this was canceled, like you know, because they
<v Speaker 4>showed the speck Down log with a big X over it.
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, all right, is the show over? What's going
<v Speaker 4>on here?
<v Speaker 1>The funniest part was the part in the intro where
<v Speaker 1>Rakishi drops his big fucking ass on us and there's
<v Speaker 1>an X over it.
<v Speaker 3>I thought this was you know.
<v Speaker 2>Thinking about it now, I guess they could do like
<v Speaker 2>a right to censor edition of SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, no, it would be bad, but it.
<v Speaker 4>Would be interesting if they did.
<v Speaker 3>The concept I think is interesting.
<v Speaker 2>I could not imagine that theme song going off for
<v Speaker 2>two hours.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my horn.
<v Speaker 2>So it opens up to the arena here in colo Umbus, Ohio,
<v Speaker 2>and there are just signs everywhere. I mean, this thing
<v Speaker 2>is full of signs and most of them are pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>So fucking many signs. There's an this is ovultron era still.
<v Speaker 1>So they have like the SmackDown logo in the middle,
<v Speaker 1>but there's an X over that as well. There's an
<v Speaker 1>X over anything that has the SmackDown logo all over
<v Speaker 1>the building. Michael cole welcomes us to the Extreme WWF
<v Speaker 1>SmackDown Extreme of course. We come to you from the
<v Speaker 1>nation Wide Arena in Columbus, Ohio on the night where
<v Speaker 1>Kernan Angle will defend the WWF title against the People's
<v Speaker 1>Champion law Rock and King says we're gonna get extreme.
<v Speaker 1>The night they were like, I was convinced that I
<v Speaker 1>was in a post ECW world already, that they were
<v Speaker 1>saying extreme so much.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I thought for sure.
<v Speaker 1>But no, this is just fuck e CW to the show.
<v Speaker 3>Also get Extreme Columbus, Ohio.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that is the math Extreme Extreme. Corle also
<v Speaker 1>says Rakishi and Hakku meet the Undertaker in Canaan a
<v Speaker 1>first blood match that would blew my fucking mind.
<v Speaker 4>Dude. I was for like, holy shit, I that has
<v Speaker 4>to be one of the worst matches of all time, right, Like, oh.
<v Speaker 1>I was excited for it because I figured they was
<v Speaker 1>gonna kick shit out of each other.
<v Speaker 4>I was with Hakou in there, yeah, but I was like,
<v Speaker 4>but I was thinking of like Chronic versus Taker, like
<v Speaker 4>that kind of match. But sure, Yeah, but I.
<v Speaker 3>Just heard and I was like, holy fuck. I forgot
<v Speaker 3>how it came.
<v Speaker 1>And no respect for Chronic Tony they funk with haw.
<v Speaker 3>Ko, No they do. Yeah, I forgot.
<v Speaker 4>He came like fresh off ww you still hardcore Champion
<v Speaker 4>came to WF. That was crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Just like two weeks ago.
<v Speaker 4>It was a rumble, right, yeah, yeah, it just happened.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>My thought was they were going to walk into the
<v Speaker 2>ring and start shoot punching each other till they bled. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>it was like sort of different, but we'll talk about it.
<v Speaker 2>It went hard for me, they went hard yeah. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>So we have the Hardy Boys versus the Dudley Boys
<v Speaker 2>tables match for the WWF Tag team titles starting the
<v Speaker 2>show here.
<v Speaker 3>Uh Boba.
<v Speaker 2>Immediately he backs Jeff into the corner, rips his shirt off,
<v Speaker 2>and chops the shit out of him.
<v Speaker 1>You know, we're just going hardier.
<v Speaker 2>The Hardy Boys fire back with a poetry emotion, but
<v Speaker 2>Devon comes in and breaks it up.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Devon. Devon ran in close line Matt and he
<v Speaker 1>tried to like keep his arm out after close line
<v Speaker 1>Matt to close line Jeff, but he didn't fully commit.
<v Speaker 1>So Jeff kind of takes a shitty bump and sees
<v Speaker 1>yourselves for him in the room. I like that, cell, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I do too.
<v Speaker 2>So the Dudley's didn't hit an electric chair neck breaker
<v Speaker 2>double team move, which was very cool.
<v Speaker 1>Super cool. I don't know, I think that's in the
<v Speaker 1>That's in some game. I don't like. It might be
<v Speaker 1>in like the GameCube games that actually so.
<v Speaker 2>Bubba then tells Devon to get the tables, if you
<v Speaker 2>can believe that. Bubba then lays Jeff on a table,
<v Speaker 2>but Matt grabs his foot. The Jeff low blows him
<v Speaker 2>by running up to him and punching him right in
<v Speaker 2>the nuts.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't crotch him on the top, of course, that's
<v Speaker 1>what you would expect. He runs up in Buddy's going
<v Speaker 1>to the ball.
<v Speaker 2>So Jeff tries to Frankensteiner Bubba through the table, but
<v Speaker 2>Devon moves the table smart. This then starts a string
<v Speaker 2>of them moving the tables from each other, which is
<v Speaker 2>a pretty interesting way to take this table's match dide.
<v Speaker 1>The Dudleys go like they set the table up and
<v Speaker 1>they went to put Matt through it, of course, and
<v Speaker 1>they sent Matt off the ropes and the crowd even alright,
<v Speaker 1>like I mean, I mean, I guess the Dudley's have
<v Speaker 1>been here for a couple of years now. But I
<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite things ever is when they send
<v Speaker 1>somebody off in the crowd yells three D and then
<v Speaker 1>they don't do it. They went for a flapjack and
<v Speaker 1>Jeff mo yeah. So Jeff tries to swanton Devon through
<v Speaker 1>the table. He gets cut off by Bubba. Bubba goes
<v Speaker 1>to superplex Jeff through the table. So Matt Hardy runs
<v Speaker 1>up and gets on the turnbuckle across from them, and
<v Speaker 1>then leg drops the table in the center of the ring,
<v Speaker 1>breaking it with nobody on it. This is fucking nuts,
<v Speaker 1>I thought. I was. I was trying to as this
<v Speaker 1>is set up because it's you know, they're diagonal from
<v Speaker 1>each other in the corners. I guess opposite corners, you
<v Speaker 1>could say. And I'm like, I'm trying to figure out,
<v Speaker 1>like do they try power and glory here or something,
<v Speaker 1>or does or make I was, and then I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>maybe Devon cuts Matt off and they both like both
<v Speaker 1>teams get a super flex to the same table, so
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't count like a wash or like a draw.
<v Speaker 1>The last thing I thought was that Matt Hardy was
<v Speaker 1>going to leg drop the table himself.
<v Speaker 4>That's what you ask first through the table tailbow and
<v Speaker 4>probably films and.
<v Speaker 1>Just gets out of the ring to right. Just give
<v Speaker 1>a fuck, dude.
<v Speaker 4>As this is, I think it's like a little before
<v Speaker 4>this or as this going on, King is talking like
<v Speaker 4>he has horned out to my King is. He's talking
<v Speaker 4>about blondes and having fake hair. I don't know if
<v Speaker 4>you guys got this, but then he's talking about blonde
<v Speaker 4>hair and not real hair, and then he asks about
<v Speaker 4>Jeff's hair for the carpet matches the drapes on his
<v Speaker 4>rainbow hair. You want to say, now, Jeff Hardy has
<v Speaker 4>rainbow pubes.
<v Speaker 3>For some reason, Tony, he is sitting there in an
<v Speaker 3>XFL jersey.
<v Speaker 4>Wow, there's his sweet tables mets going on and Jeff
<v Speaker 4>or Matt Hardy going aspers to a table.
<v Speaker 3>I wonder what his pubes are like.
<v Speaker 1>And then Tony, when Bubba got crotched on the top, No,
<v Speaker 1>when sorry, when Jeff got crotched on the top by
<v Speaker 1>Bubba to set up with the super flex King says,
<v Speaker 1>right in the carpet, he landed pubes first.
<v Speaker 4>This guy just called him mats, Like, what the.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck?
<v Speaker 3>So Bubba then superplexes Jeff. Uh. This is right after Matt.
<v Speaker 2>Jumps through this table but first and then runs out
<v Speaker 2>of the road out.
<v Speaker 4>Of a video game, Like that's what I would do
<v Speaker 4>in a video Get me try and break it up.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Bubba superplexes Jeff and the table's already broken,
<v Speaker 2>so the match is not over.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was still on the table by the way.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, through the broken table.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>And I gotta say that is super creative. I think
<v Speaker 2>that it's very very funny that Matt Hardy put himself
<v Speaker 2>through a table and then just got.
<v Speaker 1>Up immediately and also didn't lose.
<v Speaker 3>Well, because you have to be put through.
<v Speaker 1>It, I get. I mean, like, A, yeah, I guess
<v Speaker 1>that's why.
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't hurt unless somebody else puts you to the table.
<v Speaker 2>Otherwise you can jump from the tippy top road all
<v Speaker 2>the way to the center of the ring doing your
<v Speaker 2>finisher to yourself and it.
<v Speaker 3>Does not hurt.
<v Speaker 2>Got it so so superplex. Matt then throws Devon into
<v Speaker 2>a ladder on the outside as the Hardy boys set
<v Speaker 2>up two tables by the ladder.
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if this hurts.
<v Speaker 2>Matt then climbs the ladder and he goes to leg
<v Speaker 2>drop Devon, but Bubba stops him. Devon then climbs the
<v Speaker 2>ladder with Matt. Then Bubba. You know, I thought, what
<v Speaker 2>are they doing here?
<v Speaker 1>This at no point, I mean I kind of figured
<v Speaker 1>it out, but I was like.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I thought, okay, Bubba is going to back body
<v Speaker 2>drop Jeff. My thought, which would have been unbelievable, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, was that Bubba was going to back body
<v Speaker 2>drop Jeff over them and the ladder through the two tables.
<v Speaker 3>It would have been that could have happened. They he
<v Speaker 3>could have made that word.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, because there's there's a spot here in a minute
<v Speaker 2>where he takes a back body drop and.
<v Speaker 3>He touched the ceiling.
<v Speaker 1>That true.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I definitely thought that could have been the finish.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Jeff is definitely the type of dude I
<v Speaker 2>would take that.
<v Speaker 3>You know that? Why not?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It that does not happen, does it?
<v Speaker 2>No? So Bubba just essentially throws Jeff head first, lawn
<v Speaker 2>dart into both of them on the ladder. They fall
<v Speaker 2>off the ladder and then land on the table barely
<v Speaker 2>and it does not break dude.
<v Speaker 1>So what I was I went because I was like,
<v Speaker 1>how did this fuck up? Because both of them go
<v Speaker 1>and smash both of their fucking heads into the table
<v Speaker 1>and the table just flips. So I think it like
<v Speaker 1>this slide or something. The ladder didn't tip over. I
<v Speaker 1>think it was supposed to tip over and they were
<v Speaker 1>going to go with it, so they were get up
<v Speaker 1>to like jump off the step as it tipped, but
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't, so they get tripped on the wrung of
<v Speaker 1>the ladder and both fucking land on their head on
<v Speaker 1>the table. Also, was that going to be the end
<v Speaker 1>of the match.
<v Speaker 4>No, because that was supposed to be a double table
<v Speaker 4>spot and nobody wins, you know what I mean, like they.
<v Speaker 2>Would have said, and the match continues because okay, sure.
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 4>They were trying to ride the ladder down and then
<v Speaker 4>they couldn't ride it, so they just like jumped and
<v Speaker 4>then they both shit both.
<v Speaker 1>Of their fucking heads. By the way, I like the
<v Speaker 1>idea that it was supposed to end the match and
<v Speaker 1>this next part they had to come up with on
<v Speaker 1>the fly.
<v Speaker 2>The match continues because one, the table did.
<v Speaker 3>Not break, it just nipped over.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, it wouldn't have ended because it wasn't a move
<v Speaker 2>or something.
<v Speaker 3>They would have come up with something.
<v Speaker 2>And three they have to go to the stage where
<v Speaker 2>they're going to fucking do this incredible spot.
<v Speaker 1>Man, it's awes Okay, do you do you have any
<v Speaker 1>recollection of this?
<v Speaker 3>No?
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, Like, why is this not replayed
<v Speaker 1>forever it is on this show. I mean that it's
<v Speaker 1>fucking true, but like you think this would be included
<v Speaker 1>in like the next version of the SmackDown intro or
<v Speaker 1>something like, well, it's insane.
<v Speaker 2>I can't say that. It doesn't make sense because Jeff
<v Speaker 2>has four thousand of the coolest things ever happened in
<v Speaker 2>his career.
<v Speaker 1>We got to pick from them. Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 2>So Bubba hits Jeff with a back body drop here
<v Speaker 2>in the ring where he just goes flying, which made
<v Speaker 2>me think they could have done it. He could have
<v Speaker 2>gone would have been awesome. No sit down, buddy, you're
<v Speaker 2>look insane in XFL Jersey. You want to So Bubba
<v Speaker 2>beats up Jeff. He takes them up the ramp. There's
<v Speaker 2>two tables beside the stage with some wires on it
<v Speaker 2>and a.
<v Speaker 3>Cup of talffee. Table. This is a production table.
<v Speaker 2>You could tell by the two coiled wires.
<v Speaker 1>It's wires that are still like wrapped up. They're not
<v Speaker 1>used like. It's a spool of wires and a cup
<v Speaker 1>of coffee and a little drape. This is a production
<v Speaker 1>table here.
<v Speaker 2>So they up the ramp to the screen on the
<v Speaker 2>stage and I'm thinking in my head, what are they
<v Speaker 2>possibly going to do here? Because my thought was when
<v Speaker 2>they're pressing up against the screen and they were gonna
<v Speaker 2>do something at the screen. Yes, But then they go
<v Speaker 2>towards the stage even more to the side. Bubba tries
<v Speaker 2>to toss Jeff off the side, but Jeff escapes and
<v Speaker 2>then Jeff low blows Bubba.
<v Speaker 3>Of course, I was like, okay, maybe a spear.
<v Speaker 2>Bubba then grabs Jeff and then Bubba bombs him off
<v Speaker 2>the stage through two tables.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking crazy, Like there's probably like, okay, I
<v Speaker 1>thought it was gonna be powerbomb because that's what he
<v Speaker 1>was doing, you know, yeah, fucking sit out. I thought
<v Speaker 1>he was power bomb through the tables. No way was
<v Speaker 1>I thinking these two dudes after Matt Hardy just leg
<v Speaker 1>dropped himself as first through a table on his own,
<v Speaker 1>that these two guys were going off a stage as
<v Speaker 1>first together her through to the tables.
<v Speaker 3>This was very cool. It is.
<v Speaker 2>It was quite a draft there too, so on the
<v Speaker 2>camera looked awesome. They replayed like nine different angles, to
<v Speaker 2>the point where Jerry Lawler was like, what is this
<v Speaker 2>fucking super book?
<v Speaker 1>How many times do we have to fucking see this?
<v Speaker 1>Check out his carpet sit down, sir dude, They show
<v Speaker 1>it a million times. You're right, and Bubba, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>Bubba either hurt his ass or it hurt when Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Hardy landed on his balls because he is screaming in
<v Speaker 1>pain as the reps are helping Jeff up.
<v Speaker 2>First, I thought this was awesome, man, I really enjoyed
<v Speaker 2>this match. Of Course, the Dudley Boys win because Bubba
<v Speaker 2>is the one that did the move, even though they both.
<v Speaker 3>Went through the table. Bubba is the what a giver
<v Speaker 3>of the move and not the receiver.
<v Speaker 2>Very cool.
<v Speaker 3>I enjoyed this a lot, great.
<v Speaker 1>Opener, fucking super creative stuff. You know, would have liked
<v Speaker 1>Matt and Deva not to have smashed headfirst through the
<v Speaker 1>table the ladder that always sucks. But fun fucking match,
<v Speaker 1>dangerous shit as usual.
<v Speaker 3>I enjoyed.
<v Speaker 2>So Stone Cold is watching the match drinking a Steve Wiser.
<v Speaker 1>He's pissed. What the funk they do?
<v Speaker 3>What am I going to do? Now? That was my spot?
<v Speaker 1>Shut up John Bass first ball.
<v Speaker 3>Due. I was more shocked that Steve was here at
<v Speaker 3>call time. What the hell is going on?
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, he's not arriving to the building right now.
<v Speaker 4>He's here, and he's in the locker room already like
<v Speaker 4>he's been watching the show.
<v Speaker 3>He's already like five. Steve Wiser's deep at this point.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I figured that show up early because I gotta
<v Speaker 1>take a ship.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage Jeff is being checked on by
<v Speaker 2>the e m ts uh dead Yeah, I mean.
<v Speaker 3>Hell of a match.
<v Speaker 2>Leada come up on the screen, huge pop.
<v Speaker 1>She is so over right now, dude, Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>And Matt tells her, you know, just worry about your match,
<v Speaker 2>like we'll figure this out.
<v Speaker 1>Yes. She said, whoa, guys, that was totally crazy. She said,
<v Speaker 1>come on, can is that extreme? Couldn't that extreme for
<v Speaker 1>the show? That was extreme? Boy?
<v Speaker 3>Matt just looks at her.
<v Speaker 1>All right, whoa, guys, that was SmackDown extreme? You guys?
<v Speaker 1>All right?
<v Speaker 2>Matt gets with a Stewie Griffin head turn. So we
<v Speaker 2>have a video package here. Vince we Man talks about
<v Speaker 2>Stone Cold versus Triple H at No Mercy. They had
<v Speaker 2>a contract signing here recently.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so the idea is that Austin and Triple H
<v Speaker 1>are going to face off here? Oh?
<v Speaker 2>Is it?
<v Speaker 6>No?
<v Speaker 1>I fucking wrote no way Out? Is it no Mercy?
<v Speaker 3>Oh? It's probably no way Out? Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>Got that three stages of hell match coming up?
<v Speaker 1>Sure? Okay, So yeah, on Raw, they're going to sign
<v Speaker 1>a contract to bind Triple H and Stone Cold to
<v Speaker 1>a match that happened in No Way Out. Both individuals
<v Speaker 1>agree that there can be no physical act of aggression
<v Speaker 1>until the match. The penalty will be severe. For Triple
<v Speaker 1>ahould be six months suspension. For Austin, he will lose
<v Speaker 1>his opportunity to be champion at WrestleMania. So Austin Triple
<v Speaker 1>A sit down. They signed these. Well, Austin signs the contract.
<v Speaker 1>Triple Ah's lawyer there and he has his lawyer look
<v Speaker 1>it over and JR. Says, if if it Lukes could kill,
<v Speaker 1>Austin would be on death row. I thought that was
<v Speaker 1>an awesome line.
<v Speaker 3>It is a great line.
<v Speaker 1>Austin comes over to talk ship to Triple H as
<v Speaker 1>he's talking to his lawyer. So Triple H signs it,
<v Speaker 1>or so we thought, dude.
<v Speaker 2>He takes the he takes the contract and walks over
<v Speaker 2>to his lawyer and then just like flips through it
<v Speaker 2>and Stone Call walks over to what hell are you doing?
<v Speaker 1>Shine it? Shine it? So Austin trible A signs it,
<v Speaker 1>and Austin goes a walk away and Triple H fucking
<v Speaker 1>picks up a briefcase and smacks him in the head
<v Speaker 1>with it, knocks him out, and Jr's flipping on a
<v Speaker 1>commentary's Triple A just kicking his ass, Share says Triple
<v Speaker 1>Ah just lost six months of his career. Does he
<v Speaker 1>hate Austin that much? I mean we talked about this,
<v Speaker 1>We talked about it in something in the future. But
<v Speaker 1>JR Is the best. I mean, this dude gigs ass
<v Speaker 1>he does.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it doesn't hurt that he loves Steve Austin,
<v Speaker 2>But JR. Is one of the best at getting over
<v Speaker 2>a baby face and honestly one of the best at
<v Speaker 2>getting over a heel.
<v Speaker 3>True, it's just little thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he has like a personal, yeah, like attachment to
<v Speaker 2>the people on the screen because he worked with them
<v Speaker 2>all the time. And we talked about it before too.
<v Speaker 2>For a lot of these guys, he helped get them
<v Speaker 2>into the ww F. He was the talent guy right
<v Speaker 2>for a long time in the w WS.
<v Speaker 1>He believed in this shit too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, So, I mean, yeah, just a great I mean.
<v Speaker 3>An all time great. Yeah, in every in every sense.
<v Speaker 1>So Triple H hits the pedigree on Austin and Vince
<v Speaker 1>says you, Vince has spend it for six months, pal
<v Speaker 1>and Triple H says, nuhuh, I never signed anything. Oh shit,
<v Speaker 1>he fain signing the contract kicked Austin's ass and then
<v Speaker 1>he signs the contract and I was like, oh that
<v Speaker 1>was that was actually pretty fucking clever. I actually thought
<v Speaker 1>that was awesome. Uh and triple it says Austin through sixteen. Huh. Well,
<v Speaker 1>paragraph three sixteen says pal, you can't touch me.
<v Speaker 3>Paragraph subsection he says.
<v Speaker 2>Brother.
<v Speaker 1>And in WWE documentaries, Vince Druser will say that paragraph
<v Speaker 1>three sixteen had signs all over the place.
<v Speaker 2>On the next raw, it was one of the biggest
<v Speaker 2>movements in raw.
<v Speaker 1>History, and that's how we knew he was the game.
<v Speaker 2>So Steve Austin is pissed because he just saw the
<v Speaker 2>footage play again because he's just watching the TV show.
<v Speaker 2>He is at the show, watching the TV show drinking beer.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is awesome. Actually that's kind of funny.
<v Speaker 1>Shut up a BEA's and his fucking He's got beers
<v Speaker 1>next to him, and in this scene earlier, he has
<v Speaker 1>even more beer stacked up next to him now, so
<v Speaker 1>he's just obviously been drinking breed more.
<v Speaker 2>So SmackDown is brought to you by how do you
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<v Speaker 1>I think or is it what dude? No?
<v Speaker 2>Weader might be right because I thought I said weiener
<v Speaker 2>protein at first.
<v Speaker 1>Oh see I was a little different than you. I
<v Speaker 1>thought it was weirder, Oh, weirder, like w e I wider, weird, weirder.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck is the name of this protein, Tony.
<v Speaker 2>Weener, this is this is the thing that exists and
<v Speaker 2>it still exists to this day.
<v Speaker 1>I just does it. Yes, Oh I'm going with weeder.
<v Speaker 3>Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I think it's weirder because I said weiener protein.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought the same time, but I was saying weirder.
<v Speaker 1>So it's gotta be that pronunciation.
<v Speaker 3>Weader, weader, weirder.
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown has brought to you by SmackDown is brought you
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<v Speaker 3>Is it called the master drapes to know? Why don't
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<v Speaker 1>My crown?
<v Speaker 4>That's fine, spit. You might know this guy. He's a
<v Speaker 4>bit of.
<v Speaker 2>Stream, just incredibles.
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<v Speaker 3>Smack.
<v Speaker 2>He sits down, He sits down, and Michael Cole says,
<v Speaker 2>so cold, Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Stuck.
<v Speaker 1>He looks at how much would they pay you to
<v Speaker 1>get surgery?
<v Speaker 4>As hell?
<v Speaker 3>Actually, how much did you pay him?
<v Speaker 2>Brother? I would have had here dude, I would have
<v Speaker 2>had a big staple of guys that look like Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 2>I would have just incredible will Sasso chorus Hogan, Yeah,
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<v Speaker 1>Oh what the fuck was Sega Dreamcast Online?
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, you could.
<v Speaker 2>Play, you could play games at a web browser, you
<v Speaker 2>could buy the keyboard attachment.
<v Speaker 3>Way ahead of its time.
<v Speaker 2>They just it's just a wrong time for the market
<v Speaker 2>and Sega wasn't doing too hot.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, sure, that's fine. That's pretty cool though, that's
<v Speaker 1>pretty ahead of its time.
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, yeah, definitely, Sega dot Com was was like
<v Speaker 2>if the marketplace was just different. Because Xbox kind of
<v Speaker 2>takes over from that point. Xbox became like the home
<v Speaker 2>online play with Xbox Live but they definitely had the
<v Speaker 2>right idea.
<v Speaker 1>Was Sega also the one that, like, I think this
<v Speaker 1>was years before this that they did, like they had
<v Speaker 1>an in home like cable box thing that you could
<v Speaker 1>play Sega games on. I think that was Sega.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was them. They had the Sega Channel.
<v Speaker 1>They called it Sega Channel. That's what the fuck I'm
<v Speaker 1>thinking about.
<v Speaker 4>I never know that because one of my buddies had
<v Speaker 4>that like down the street where like, but it was
<v Speaker 4>like a channel, right, yeah, yeah, that's getting through your
<v Speaker 4>cable provider and then it's like on demand game. So
<v Speaker 4>they like wrote the library. It's kind of like a
<v Speaker 4>PlayStation plus or what I guess, or like the game pass,
<v Speaker 4>you know, you just get random games and then they
<v Speaker 4>rotate them out and then.
<v Speaker 1>Just hey, anyone that had the Sega Channel, let us know.
<v Speaker 1>I want to know what the fuck was on that
<v Speaker 1>song or did you played it right now? What was
<v Speaker 1>on there?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they had like all those Sega hit I think
<v Speaker 4>they had like exclusive games too, but I remember when
<v Speaker 4>the games they had, like all of them, like Sonic
<v Speaker 4>and you know, all the good games for Sega. But yeah,
<v Speaker 4>it's pretty cool idea.
<v Speaker 1>Seg trying to do something. Huh.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely, I'm reading about it here. So the Dreamcast
<v Speaker 2>launched with a built in fifty six K modem. You
<v Speaker 2>get the web browser discs so you could surf the net,
<v Speaker 2>send emails. Oh and some games yeah on the Dreamcast.
<v Speaker 3>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>And some games such as Sonic Adventure offered free downloadable content.
<v Speaker 2>This was in two This was nineteen ninety nine to
<v Speaker 2>two thousand.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that's way ahead of the time.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what the hell.
<v Speaker 2>But the concept of playing games with others over the
<v Speaker 2>Internet was in many ways still a pipe dream. In
<v Speaker 2>early two thousand, Sega released Choo Choo Rocket, the first
<v Speaker 2>game to support online multiplayer out of the box. However,
<v Speaker 2>the plans were ambitious that they announced they would be
<v Speaker 2>launching a dedicated internet service provider engineered to offer low
<v Speaker 2>latency online play using the built in modem.
<v Speaker 3>Which is nuts.
<v Speaker 4>And they had servers as well.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they had all the right ideas, it was just
<v Speaker 1>the wrong time.
<v Speaker 4>It was a way ahead of the time.
<v Speaker 2>Second Net launched on the seventh of September alongside NFL
<v Speaker 2>two K one, and roughly twenty percent of the Dreamcast
<v Speaker 2>base had signed up getting the service. Four hundred thousand
<v Speaker 2>users in the region. Over a month into it, they
<v Speaker 2>had one point five to five million consoles registered online.
<v Speaker 2>In comparison to Xbox Live, which launched in two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and two, it took nearly two years to even reach
<v Speaker 2>one million.
<v Speaker 3>Users, which is pretty crazy. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>So we got Leada versus Jacqueline versus Ivory that matches
<v Speaker 2>for the WWF Women's Championship.
<v Speaker 1>I believe, well it is. You're almost right, James. It is,
<v Speaker 1>as Tony Chimmel says, for the WWF Women's Championship. Oh okay,
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't know how to say women's.
<v Speaker 2>I guess was it called the WWF Women's Championship.
<v Speaker 1>Was definitely women's, but he and there was a video
<v Speaker 1>I think it was try Moon put out where he
<v Speaker 1>said woman's like on like it was during a commercial
<v Speaker 1>or something that was coming up for the Women's Championship,
<v Speaker 1>and Cole is on commentary, I think giving them shit
<v Speaker 1>saying it's women's.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's funny.
<v Speaker 2>So we got Leita versus Jacqueline versus Ivory. Ivory is
<v Speaker 2>actually the current women's champion here right to censor, yes,
<v Speaker 2>and she comes down here and immediately gets double team
<v Speaker 2>by Jacqueline Alita who are popping off hardy boys.
<v Speaker 1>Moves thinking out of the ring during Ivory's entrance the.
<v Speaker 2>Kickers, So Jacqueline hits a sidewalk slam on Lda. Lida
<v Speaker 2>then hits an up and over in a side Russian
<v Speaker 2>leg sweep. Lida takes off her shirt, goes to the top.
<v Speaker 2>It's Alita Salt. The crowd's going nuts. I mean she
<v Speaker 2>is super over right now in comparison to everybody else
<v Speaker 2>in the women's division. Like she was so different that
<v Speaker 2>the crowd just had no choice but to like fall
<v Speaker 2>in love with her.
<v Speaker 1>She was a top act, like not just for women, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>top BacT period in the company.
<v Speaker 2>And then Ivory throws Lda out of the ring after
<v Speaker 2>the lead as Salt and covers Jacqueline for the three
<v Speaker 2>to retain the time.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, she threw Leada out of the ring so hard that,
<v Speaker 1>like Leada, it looked like she hit every part of
<v Speaker 1>the ropes and the ring that you could. It's like
<v Speaker 1>a pinball, dude, unbelievably, So we.
<v Speaker 2>Go backstage trip, like does Stephanie walk into their locker
<v Speaker 2>room and would you know this was the same locker
<v Speaker 2>room that Steve Austin was in earlier.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, of course. Yeah. They find all of Austin's beers
<v Speaker 1>all over and Stephanie is She looks at the cans
<v Speaker 1>and says, hunter, what is this pointing at beer cans?
<v Speaker 1>It real of beer in here, A well.
<v Speaker 2>Wonder beer smells like beer.
<v Speaker 1>It's weird beer branded beer. And Triple It says it
<v Speaker 1>was a damn Austin and he smacks the cans all
<v Speaker 1>over the place because obviously that will help not only
<v Speaker 1>with the situation, but with the smell of beer all
<v Speaker 1>over the room.
<v Speaker 3>Soaking.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's good, just to kind of help the situation.
<v Speaker 7>Something smells like shit here too, and you hear a
<v Speaker 7>toilet flush, and Austin walks out of the bathroom in
<v Speaker 7>the room holding a beer.
<v Speaker 1>He drinks beer, a ship a little a shower beer,
<v Speaker 1>ship beer. That's like garage beers. Now, it's just ship beer.
<v Speaker 3>There's never a bad time for a Steve Wiser pal.
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's right, shine, And Austin comes out holding
<v Speaker 1>his beer and he walks up to Triple A and Stephanie.
<v Speaker 1>He says, hey, Triple A, h steff was going on?
<v Speaker 1>This is like the most like gentle stone cold ever.
<v Speaker 2>There's no, well, he knows they can't touch, right, so right,
<v Speaker 2>he's not scared at all.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't give a fuck. And Triple A says, what
<v Speaker 1>the hell are you doing here? And Austin say, I'm
<v Speaker 1>not here to antagonize you at all. Of course not,
<v Speaker 1>he's not here to antagonize him. You know you got
<v Speaker 1>a force field around you. I can't do nothing. And
<v Speaker 1>Triple A says, that's a load of crap. You're not
<v Speaker 1>gonna get me suspended, and Austin says, speaking of crap,
<v Speaker 1>my stomach was rumbling a little bit ago. I had
<v Speaker 1>to use your facilities. Facilities and somebody says, you used
<v Speaker 1>my bathroom, and All says, yeah, but it's okay. I
<v Speaker 1>wipe the rim for my protection. What does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>But it's you know, stopped up in there and it's
<v Speaker 1>kind of leaking everywhere. But when I get around to it,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna send you guys a plumber. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>He's walking out the door as he's saying this now,
<v Speaker 1>because you know, I'm real busy, but I'll see what
<v Speaker 1>I could do for you, because I know you guys,
<v Speaker 1>your guys priority used to use the bathroom before the
<v Speaker 1>night's over. I'll see.
<v Speaker 3>He's nice though, he's gonna send the plumber.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, what a nice guy.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna send a plumber because he knows that it's
<v Speaker 1>their priority to use the bathroom before then it's over, Tony.
<v Speaker 4>You gotta use at least once. And he wiped the
<v Speaker 4>rim before he went. That was his protection. They walk
<v Speaker 4>over to the bathroom door.
<v Speaker 3>There's ship everywhere.
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<v Speaker 2>So the weader result Flame of the Week is Edge
<v Speaker 2>couldn't compete last week in a tag team match, so
<v Speaker 2>Edge had Kay and Tie faced the Dudley Boys instead.
<v Speaker 1>But and they tried to funk over the Dudley's in
<v Speaker 1>the match by spearing Devon. I guess that didn't matter
<v Speaker 1>because the dudley still beat kaind Tie with the three D.
<v Speaker 1>Pretty dude. This is so for those that aren't aware,
<v Speaker 1>this is the Kai and Taie era where they are
<v Speaker 1>evil and they are doing the voiceovers, which was very over.
<v Speaker 3>It was so over. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're a big part of the tag division right now.
<v Speaker 3>They're like on every show every week right now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true.
<v Speaker 2>So Edge and Christian town Hall here. Edge slides into
<v Speaker 2>the ring and humps the ground just unbelievable style.
<v Speaker 1>Do you think maybe Viscera got inspiration from this?
<v Speaker 3>I mean the way he was putting it down on
<v Speaker 3>the mat was nuts. Someone has tore.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Edge got inspiration from watching Viscera's work in the back.
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe maybe they inspired each other.
<v Speaker 1>Uh inspiration all around here in the SmackDown Extreme era.
<v Speaker 1>So as you said, Edgend Christian are here in town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>Cole says, Edwin and Christian were issued a challenge here tonight,
<v Speaker 1>but we don't know who Buy and King they're talking about,
<v Speaker 1>you know, their plans backfiring on raw with Kayan Tai.
<v Speaker 1>And King says, speaking of backfiring, can you believe Steve
<v Speaker 1>Austen took a dump? No?
<v Speaker 3>No, I cannot.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I might have been just incredible. That was. You know,
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of guys you look like Stev.
<v Speaker 4>Real Goldberg.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe here's Goldberg taking a big ass share back there.
<v Speaker 3>You don't know.
<v Speaker 2>So Christian is here with a big sunglasses.
<v Speaker 1>Gigantic pink glasses. It's a crazy look. And Christian says,
<v Speaker 1>you'll have to forgive us if we're not in the
<v Speaker 1>best of moods today because we showed up today. I
<v Speaker 1>only find out we've been putting one of the toughest
<v Speaker 1>matches of our career. And I know this is smacked
<v Speaker 1>on extreme and everything, but come on, this is ridiculous.
<v Speaker 1>Christian is I mean, these guys are great.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, they are awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I love these guys are fucking fantastic. And Edge says,
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, Christian, be strong, and he says, first of all,
<v Speaker 1>we'd like to thank you all for that rousing ovation.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd boost. Of course, unfortunately it could be the
<v Speaker 1>last one we ever hear. In the crowd cheers for that,
<v Speaker 1>and King is like agreeing with him on commentary, and
<v Speaker 1>Cole at one point just straight up goes stop the pain.
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was like a recorded in yeah, because
<v Speaker 3>it was so out stop the pain.
<v Speaker 1>And says tonight we faced the biggest test of our lives.
<v Speaker 1>So we hereby accept the challenge of Kai and Taie.
<v Speaker 1>So it's Kai and Tie against edgend Christian supposedly. So
<v Speaker 1>Kai and Tai come out here and they look they
<v Speaker 1>look a little beat up, and Taka has a mic
<v Speaker 1>and Taka Michinoku starts speaking into the mic. Nothing is
<v Speaker 1>coming out until a dubbed voice comes over the speakers
<v Speaker 1>and Taka allegedly says, fools, your interference on our match
<v Speaker 1>last Monday night has incurred has incurred a wrath. Normally
<v Speaker 1>you face the consequences, but lucky for you, Funaki has
<v Speaker 1>developed a rash that will keep them out of action.
<v Speaker 1>And of course they let us know that Funaki has
<v Speaker 1>a rash because Funakis standing there scratching his ass he.
<v Speaker 3>In my bathroom.
<v Speaker 1>If he takes the mic and of course says indeed talk,
<v Speaker 1>it takes the mic back and starts mouthing words until
<v Speaker 1>it says Therefore, because we are evil, we shall introduce
<v Speaker 1>you to your new opponents. Prepare to die, Tony. I
<v Speaker 1>know we say it every time. I straight emphasize, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's exactly what that is, Tony. I can't emphasize. If
<v Speaker 1>you didn't grow up playing No mercy, you have no
<v Speaker 1>idea how like how it feels to go through championship
<v Speaker 1>mode and be and find out your mystery opponents in
<v Speaker 1>a handicap match are the fucking a PA like they're
<v Speaker 1>always gonna kick the ship out of you man, and
<v Speaker 1>their music in God sixty four bit or whatever the
<v Speaker 1>fuck was, its fucking crazy sounding.
<v Speaker 2>Every time I would have to go to the back,
<v Speaker 2>go to the truck and try to cut one off,
<v Speaker 2>like whip the truck, and like if I can irish
<v Speaker 2>whip them to the back of the truck then run out,
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yes, here we.
<v Speaker 1>Go, I got a minute, yes, dude, so okay. Sometimes
<v Speaker 1>I would try to irish whip them across the parking lot,
<v Speaker 1>but I would misjudge it and they would run through
<v Speaker 1>the door, so it'd put me in the hallway and
<v Speaker 1>they start.
<v Speaker 4>Kicking my all. Yeah, yeah that sucks.
<v Speaker 1>The APA are gigantic, I mean it's legit.
<v Speaker 3>Like, Yeah, they're just the biggest bruisers.
<v Speaker 1>In this company. They're so big and like everything they
<v Speaker 1>do has a sound to it, and they're not slapping
<v Speaker 1>their legs.
<v Speaker 3>It's awesome. Yeah, I love Fruke and Bradshaw. This is
<v Speaker 3>an awesome team.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, one that we mentioned before, but just always they're
<v Speaker 2>entering style age as well, because it never goes out
<v Speaker 2>of style to just beat somebody up. Ever, no, that's
<v Speaker 2>always just the base of wrestling, right. Yeah, So we
<v Speaker 2>get edging Christian versus the A p A. The APA
<v Speaker 2>coming here and whip their.
<v Speaker 1>Ass, So that's what we wanted.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Kai and Taya's ring side jumping up and down
<v Speaker 2>cheering on the A p A, which is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>It's sweet.
<v Speaker 2>So they go for the concerto on for Uk, but
<v Speaker 2>Funaki runs into the ring, pushes Foruk out of the way,
<v Speaker 2>and then takes a standing concerto.
<v Speaker 1>He was I mean, he was looking out for his boys.
<v Speaker 2>This is like definitely one of those things where the
<v Speaker 2>follow up on Heat would be like, uh, Taka Michinoku
<v Speaker 2>and Funaki sitting down to play cards and Bradshaw passing
<v Speaker 2>him a beer.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Oh my god, I don't have got a big pop.
<v Speaker 2>Would I would have popped at my house. Yeah, that's
<v Speaker 2>what it's all about me. I mean, that's one of
<v Speaker 2>the rights of passage in the WWF at that point
<v Speaker 2>was do you get to sit down at the table
<v Speaker 2>with them, play cards and drink of Yeah. So even
<v Speaker 2>c hit the standing concerto Toufunaki, who instantly just dies
<v Speaker 2>in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>It was just awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Edge chases after Taka Michinoku here, but Bradshaw ends up
<v Speaker 2>hitting Edge with a clothesline from Hell on the outside,
<v Speaker 2>kills him, and then hits Christian with the hardest spinebuster
<v Speaker 2>that he could muster up. It was fucking awesome and
<v Speaker 2>he wins the match.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>So we go backstage. Vince is talking to.
<v Speaker 2>A security I thought so, but then I actually looked
<v Speaker 2>at him and I was thinking, I don't.
<v Speaker 1>Know staff, Yeah, stage hands ish uh people here for tonight?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right. Yeah, And Vince's dressing these dudes down,
<v Speaker 1>and he says, I don't I don't care, Please just
<v Speaker 1>shut up. I don't know what the conversation was. They
<v Speaker 1>don't really explain what this conversation was. It kind of
<v Speaker 1>a alludes to the fact that they were complaining about
<v Speaker 1>something and Vince said, fuck off, because Vince says, you
<v Speaker 1>gotta understand I've got my own problems. Okay, I've got
<v Speaker 1>pressures on my own. I've got an XFL kick off
<v Speaker 1>this Saturday night. I got smacked down out there. I
<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear from your problems.
<v Speaker 3>Don't call. Just got of shit.
<v Speaker 1>And Regal walks up and says, oh, I have a
<v Speaker 1>very important phone call. And Vince says, unless it's ever
<v Speaker 1>saw from NBC, I'm not taking out of other call,
<v Speaker 1>and Regal says, oh, it's a you know, a more
<v Speaker 1>personal nature. It's and he whispers, it's the Vince. Vince
<v Speaker 1>gets a strange look on his face and looks at
<v Speaker 1>the boys and says, oh, well, if you gentlemen will
<v Speaker 1>excuse me for a moment, I'll be right back. He
<v Speaker 1>walks away with a big smile on his face. And
<v Speaker 1>that's always a good thing.
<v Speaker 2>So we get an XFL commercial here. The XFL premieres
<v Speaker 2>on NBC on Saturday and then upn on Sunday.
<v Speaker 1>Poor poor XFL. They they have tried this more times
<v Speaker 1>than they should have.
<v Speaker 2>The XFL, oh originally is crazy looking back at.
<v Speaker 3>It, Yes, you come here every Sunday.
<v Speaker 2>Fucked you're getting concussed because football ain't shit unless everyone's concussed.
<v Speaker 1>That is legit. What the selling point was. This shit
<v Speaker 1>is crazy. Everybody's gonna die. Prepare.
<v Speaker 3>There's too much goo goo and not enough daga. It's
<v Speaker 3>time to say the business pussies, that's what this is.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Yeah, fuck all the I mean, if they could
<v Speaker 1>have got away with letting these dudes do everything without helmets,
<v Speaker 1>they would have.
<v Speaker 3>I wonder what would have happened if the XFL ended
<v Speaker 3>up being popular. Do you think that Vance would have
<v Speaker 3>stepped away from the WWE like way earlier.
<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't think so. I feel like he was
<v Speaker 1>always going to be attached to this, like he still
<v Speaker 1>wants to be attached to this fucking thing, right like so,
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know if he ever could because I
<v Speaker 1>think in his brain like no one can do this
<v Speaker 1>like he can. If anything, maybe he would have delegated
<v Speaker 1>more people to XFL oh sure, you know, like maybe
<v Speaker 1>had somebody else take that over like the Rock.
<v Speaker 3>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Vince McMahon is on the phone and he's talking to
<v Speaker 2>somebody here that we find out about in just a
<v Speaker 2>few minutes.
<v Speaker 1>He says, what's important to me is you and I
<v Speaker 1>feel the same way. What's the surprise? Okay, tell me,
<v Speaker 1>and then he leans up a little weird look on
<v Speaker 1>his face. He says, you're here and Columbus, Ohio, and
<v Speaker 1>then he uh, that's what. We get out of there
<v Speaker 1>and go to Jonathan Coachman, who is backstage talking to
<v Speaker 1>the one Billy Gunn who's wearing a do B Flatitude
<v Speaker 1>shirt looking good full shirt here, and coach says, Billy,
<v Speaker 1>it seems China is heeding your advice and trying to
<v Speaker 1>be as busy outside of the as the ring as
<v Speaker 1>she's ever was in the ring, or sorry, busy outside
<v Speaker 1>of the ring as she ever was in and Billy says, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I know she's keeping a positive mental adda tued off
<v Speaker 1>p m A uh Tuesday morning, she's on Good Morning
<v Speaker 1>America FU Edny with hell Day Morning.
<v Speaker 4>She's going America.
<v Speaker 1>She's gonna be on Extra and Entertainment tonight, and the
<v Speaker 1>Big Show from down the hallway walks up in a
<v Speaker 1>cutoff version of the same shirt. Billy Gunn is wearing
<v Speaker 1>cut off and Big Shop says, Extra, good morning America
<v Speaker 1>Entertainment tonight. Who gives a crap? I'm sick of hearing
<v Speaker 1>about China.
<v Speaker 3>The conversation didn't even involve you. You don't have to
<v Speaker 3>eat here.
<v Speaker 1>What is the problem? And that's pretty much what Billy
<v Speaker 1>Gunn says. Billy gun says, Hey, you'll get your turn.
<v Speaker 1>Whenever it's your turn. It's I'm talking. Big Show says, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>take my damn turn now, and he grabs Billy Gunn
<v Speaker 1>throws him into a door, and then he turns around
<v Speaker 1>and he grabs Jonathan Coachman's head and squeeze. This is
<v Speaker 1>it like a great bud. He fucking is squeezing the
<v Speaker 1>ship out of his head. And he says, you, I've
<v Speaker 1>been going for six months. I come back in the
<v Speaker 1>Royal rubble. What have you asked me any questions? When
<v Speaker 1>are you going to ask me?
<v Speaker 3>Show?
<v Speaker 1>What's going on inside your head? You want to know
<v Speaker 1>what's going on inside my head? Coach no, I No,
<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask. Why are you asking questions and answering
<v Speaker 1>them to me? He says. The Big Show's back in town. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's the new.
<v Speaker 2>Start of our show, Big Show, Big Shows.
<v Speaker 3>Been Er says the rumble. I come back after six
<v Speaker 3>months and no one wants to ask me any questions.
<v Speaker 3>We're about to turn you.
<v Speaker 1>The Big Show's bag it. Yeah, and Big Show says
<v Speaker 1>that's bad news for everyone except me. Okay, I'm afraid
<v Speaker 1>I've got some bad news.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, Big Shows.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna you're shitting your pants soon, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you better get used to it too, because what
<v Speaker 2>are you years later? You're still shipping your pant coach
<v Speaker 2>as well.
<v Speaker 4>You're looking you're looking pretty hungry, Big Ship.
<v Speaker 2>You know we have catering back here. Oh so we
<v Speaker 2>go backstage, No we don't. We go to a hotel, maybe, James.
<v Speaker 2>We go into the same bathroom that Stone Call took
<v Speaker 2>his ship in, and there's Trish Stratus.
<v Speaker 3>Smells like shit.
<v Speaker 1>He hey, Vince, it smells like Dodey.
<v Speaker 3>Vince. There's ship everywhere.
<v Speaker 2>There's ship on the windows, ship on the walls.
<v Speaker 4>Talking to Austin. Yeah, you ship really smells and never
<v Speaker 4>clean this toilet still overflowing in here them looks.
<v Speaker 1>Nice, great rim on the toilet. So yeah, dude, James,
<v Speaker 1>I swore like I didn't understand that Vince was gonna
<v Speaker 1>leave the building. So I thought Trish was like just
<v Speaker 1>in a different part of the building in a hot.
<v Speaker 2>Me too, I legit thought that. That's why I wrote backstage.
<v Speaker 2>I thought she was in a backstage, and then it
<v Speaker 2>just hit me.
<v Speaker 3>She was probably at a hotel.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I didn't gentle just now, and that
<v Speaker 1>explains what happens later, of course. But yeah, he said, oh,
<v Speaker 1>you're in Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, yeah, backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm back here. I got work.
<v Speaker 1>I work here, you got me a flight and I
<v Speaker 1>got trans to the building. Like you've paid for all
<v Speaker 1>that already, Like we're good. Yeah. Trisha's talking to somebody
<v Speaker 1>on the phone and she says that I want you
<v Speaker 1>to come, and she says, you know what they say,
<v Speaker 1>you wash my back and I'll wash yours and says
<v Speaker 1>that I don't wash.
<v Speaker 3>My back, I wash yours. Well, good thing about that,
<v Speaker 3>my back is on my cot.
<v Speaker 1>So she fucking eggs off the phone, and Lawler says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>my god, that's not Dick ever saw Oh oh.
<v Speaker 4>She she looks over and I was I was like
<v Speaker 4>half made attention. And she looks over and I swear
<v Speaker 4>she ate some bubbles. And I was like, whytn't eating bubbles?
<v Speaker 1>She was eating candle wax.
<v Speaker 2>That was a dessert was.
<v Speaker 4>Whipped cre strawberry whipped creams. But I thought at first
<v Speaker 4>of like she's eating bubbles, all sexy or whatever. I'm like,
<v Speaker 4>all right, whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Said, can I have some some bubbles?
<v Speaker 2>Just a.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>So I I love it. This is so this is
<v Speaker 2>so old school, like Trish with all the candles and stuff.
<v Speaker 2>This is in every like rom Com or any any
<v Speaker 2>movie ever. At this time, TV show friends in the
<v Speaker 2>tub with the candles and the land line phone, the
<v Speaker 2>lamb line phone, ring the phone.
<v Speaker 3>To this like a golden phone too.
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know, he explained the phone.
<v Speaker 3>Let me hang up this phone. You have to put
<v Speaker 3>it back on the hook.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, the otherwise you're I'm on the call the
<v Speaker 1>whole time. You're sucking up my eight one hundred collect man,
<v Speaker 1>you're running up my bill.
<v Speaker 3>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Triple h just pissed off because he can't fight Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, triple, it's just Steph. Austin's already driving me crazy.
<v Speaker 2>And then he already ship in our bathroom.
<v Speaker 3>It's been one week. Smells like shit near it's Stephanie.
<v Speaker 3>It smells like shit.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you go? Uh flush that bad boy to
<v Speaker 1>go to there? So yes, Surelete says Steph. Austin's already
<v Speaker 1>driving me.
<v Speaker 7>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Then he leans down and he pulls a beer count
<v Speaker 1>out of his ass and he throws it. He says, ah,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how I'm gonna make it. Steph says,
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, just calm down. Austin doesn't want to who's
<v Speaker 1>the shot of the title. And you don't want to
<v Speaker 1>be suspended for six months? And you should focus on
<v Speaker 1>what you should be the WWF champion. And I've got
<v Speaker 1>an idea. I'm gonna go talk to my dad. You
<v Speaker 1>stay here, and then she leaves to go talk to
<v Speaker 1>her dad, which always ends up well.
<v Speaker 2>So we get a Chris Jericho town Hall. Jericho is
<v Speaker 2>here with the girl Tron. That's awesome title.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got the intercal title. Girl Tron is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I love this. I mean, did we talk about the set.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm sure we've talked about it before, but
<v Speaker 1>Ovaltron kicks ass and the goddamn I love this awesome.
<v Speaker 2>So Jericho cuts a promo about how he's extreme. Did
<v Speaker 2>you guys know that tonight was SmackDown extreme dude so
<v Speaker 2>much so? Did you guys know that big shows come
<v Speaker 2>back since the Royal?
<v Speaker 1>So Jericho got from the mic and says, the word
<v Speaker 1>of the night is extreme.
<v Speaker 3>That's right.
<v Speaker 1>No, and he says he's been in cage matches, last
<v Speaker 1>man's standing matches, and even the most brutal violent ladder
<v Speaker 1>match in history. I would say that why two J
<v Speaker 1>knows extreme? So it's all the appropro that tonight I'm
<v Speaker 1>issuing an open extreme challenge for this Intercontinal Championship? Is
<v Speaker 1>that right?
<v Speaker 3>And an open extreme challenge? I'm like, Wow, what's that
<v Speaker 3>gonna be? Wow?
<v Speaker 1>It should have been the most extreme challenge m x C. Course, right,
<v Speaker 1>you are ken, But yeah, Jerico says, who will accept?
<v Speaker 1>Will it be Albert with his extremely huge cranium, or
<v Speaker 1>will be chrispin Waugh with his extremely brutal gap in
<v Speaker 1>his teeth, or will be Triple H with his extremely
<v Speaker 1>large snozzle? Lah I thought he was gonna say something
<v Speaker 1>about Stephanie there. I'm actually very impressed. And then Tazz's
<v Speaker 1>theme hits. Cole kind of says that. He says, it
<v Speaker 1>seems like someone is accepted. It sounds like the street
<v Speaker 1>thug from Brooklyn.
<v Speaker 3>How logs Taz in the jumps.
<v Speaker 1>No Le wrote that down too. I said, oh man,
<v Speaker 1>it's pants tasks. This sucks so okay. I thought open
<v Speaker 1>Extreme Challenge would mean this is a gimmick match. Just
<v Speaker 1>jumping ahead a little, this is not a gimmick match.
<v Speaker 3>I thought just incredible was gonna come out. He was.
<v Speaker 1>He just took a ship in the locker room. You
<v Speaker 1>didn't see that.
<v Speaker 3>That's not the most extreme.
<v Speaker 1>That's the best. Get this funny guy out of here.
<v Speaker 2>So Taz versus Chris Jericho here for the Inner Continental Championship.
<v Speaker 2>This is an Open Extreme Challenge.
<v Speaker 1>Match, right, so extreme.
<v Speaker 2>So Jericho chops down Taz and goes for the arm here.
<v Speaker 2>Taz retaliates by hitting a head and arm Taz plex.
<v Speaker 3>It is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Taz has Jericho on the announced table and screams on
<v Speaker 2>the next I see.
<v Speaker 3>Champ you here on the head.
<v Speaker 1>He does. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote my notes Taz gets the kataaj and the
<v Speaker 2>ref hates this fucking.
<v Speaker 3>Move, turns around, doesn't even want to look at it,
<v Speaker 3>and Jerich could go to the distance.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then Jericho mule kicks Taz as the ref
<v Speaker 2>looks the other way.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, I legit rewounded to fucking see like if
<v Speaker 1>Jericho did anything to like even just pointed to the
<v Speaker 1>crowd and say, hey, look like anything to distract the ref. Legit,
<v Speaker 1>He's in the fucking tas mission and the ref staring
<v Speaker 1>at it, and then he goes, what's over here?
<v Speaker 2>So Jericho mule kicks Taz, hits the lions Saw, gets
<v Speaker 2>the three, retains the title in a open Extreme challenge match.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Him winning with the lion Salt also surprised me. Not
<v Speaker 1>that I'm against guys like winning with other moves, but
<v Speaker 1>Taz can't even get beat by the goddamn walls of Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not tapping out, Brott. Yeah, probably take from me,
<v Speaker 1>but there's one thing I'm not doing, brother, I'm not
<v Speaker 1>damping out.
<v Speaker 2>It's two thousand and one, we're not that far removed
<v Speaker 2>from Taz's Killer Run.
<v Speaker 1>No dude. He debuted one year ago in yea, like legit,
<v Speaker 1>what the rumble the year before this? Wow?
<v Speaker 3>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Vince McMahon walks up to a limo with a jacket
<v Speaker 2>in all his bags and he is yelling at the
<v Speaker 2>driver to open the door.
<v Speaker 1>Why does Vince bring so much to the show? What
<v Speaker 1>is he doing?
<v Speaker 3>Who knows?
<v Speaker 1>What could you fucking have in that fucking thing? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, there's no driver here. And Vince is standing
<v Speaker 1>at the back of the door and he looks at
<v Speaker 1>the driver's side door and he says, hey, wake, I'm
<v Speaker 1>damn it out by the door. And he walks up
<v Speaker 1>to the door and sees there's no driver, and he
<v Speaker 1>turns around and shouts into the void, where's my driver?
<v Speaker 1>Why do you need your driver?
<v Speaker 3>Why don't you just have the big show here, sister,
<v Speaker 3>little rumble?
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you ask me to try I'll do anything
<v Speaker 1>on this show, please. So Vince loads his own bags
<v Speaker 1>into the back seat of the limo, not just the trunk.
<v Speaker 1>It's cool. And Stephanie runs up and says, Dad, where
<v Speaker 1>are you going? And Vince says, I got something very important. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>something's come up, and steph says, Dad, you've never left
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>Or Raw or any show you never left SmackDown Raw
<v Speaker 2>or any other w W property.
<v Speaker 1>You've never left in the middle of Tuesday night in Texas.
<v Speaker 1>I hope you want to leave in the middle of
<v Speaker 1>No Way Out. Vince says, this is important to me.
<v Speaker 1>Not to worry. No, I'll be back later. That's not true.
<v Speaker 1>That doesn't happen. No, it does not, and sev He says, Okay, well,
<v Speaker 1>I got a great idea about something. It's really important
<v Speaker 1>to me and Triple H. Why not put Triple H
<v Speaker 1>in the WWF title match tonight? And Vince says, what
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? I guess he doesn't understand until
<v Speaker 1>Steph says it'll be a triple thread match. Oh, and
<v Speaker 1>OUs is not involved at all. You're staying away from
<v Speaker 1>Stone Cult and Steph says staying away from Stone Cold.
<v Speaker 1>Vince thinks for a second, you got it all right?
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go.
<v Speaker 1>So Vince then jumps into the driver's seat of the limo.
<v Speaker 1>He commandeers a limo like this is you don't rent
<v Speaker 1>a limo service and you get to just do what
<v Speaker 1>you want. He steals a limo on this show on camera,
<v Speaker 1>and he starts it up, he fucks up a little bit,
<v Speaker 1>then he finally starts it up, and Step says, we
<v Speaker 1>doing and Vince says something's come up or it's about
<v Speaker 1>to because it's a boner joke, of course, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>and then Vince fucking peals out with a limo that
<v Speaker 1>he's stealing to go fuck Tris Stratus right out of
<v Speaker 1>the bargain lot, and Cole says, you don't think he's
<v Speaker 1>off to take a bath? Do you just laying this
<v Speaker 1>on thick ear?
<v Speaker 4>It was actually Steve cald Hey, we need a plumber
<v Speaker 4>in this bathroom.
<v Speaker 3>I got.
<v Speaker 1>That's very plumber, did he? He?
<v Speaker 4>I think the car is already on, because then he
<v Speaker 4>like tries to turn it on, and he like turns
<v Speaker 4>it off and then turns it back on again, and
<v Speaker 4>then he peels out and they play like peel out
<v Speaker 4>dot MP three or something. Yeah, driving away.
<v Speaker 2>So we have the cat town haul up.
<v Speaker 3>Next. The cat comes out here to talk about how
<v Speaker 3>extreme tonight's SmackDown has been.
<v Speaker 1>Right, it's so extreme, it's so fucking extreme extreme. So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the cat comes out and she gets so much time
<v Speaker 1>to talk. I don't know how long this actually was,
<v Speaker 1>but it felt like way longer than it needed to be.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, the cat comes out, and of course I'm
<v Speaker 1>sure you're all surprised. Jerry Lawler says, puppies. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>something's come up for me too. Michael Michael Cols just
<v Speaker 1>start punching him in the ass.
<v Speaker 2>He's standing up at her side, big XFL jersey on with.
<v Speaker 1>His little boy hair cut.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, send this guy down now.
<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked that they didn't have him, like have a
<v Speaker 1>fake boner so they could have shown it. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>it's resting on the desk. So Kat says, you know,
<v Speaker 1>everyone's everyone's making such a big deal about SmackDown extreme deal.
<v Speaker 1>We've got first blood matches. She's lost already, We've got
<v Speaker 1>table matches.
<v Speaker 3>She said.
<v Speaker 2>Are y'all thinking about watching Survivor or maybe Friends?
<v Speaker 1>No way out? But you know what, there are other
<v Speaker 1>ways of taking things to the limit. There are other
<v Speaker 1>ways to be extreme, other ways that could be I'm
<v Speaker 1>saying this whole promo because I need you all to
<v Speaker 1>know how much she talked to her. Otherwise that could
<v Speaker 1>be just as exciting, just as hard core, just as exhilarating.
<v Speaker 1>And that's where I COVID because everyone knows isn't anything
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to to get a rise out of the fans,
<v Speaker 1>and like, I mean, they lay this on thick.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, any sort of subtlety goes out the window completely.
<v Speaker 2>It like starts like subtle, and then she's just.
<v Speaker 1>Like, I know what turns been on, dude, and I
<v Speaker 1>know I know how to get you guys boners. You
<v Speaker 1>guys what boners?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>And seeing us tonight is about extreme?
<v Speaker 3>Did you guys know that everyone's been talking about how
<v Speaker 3>extreme tonight is.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the Cat plans on taking extreme to a whole
<v Speaker 1>new level. I mean, like this could have gone obviously
<v Speaker 1>many ways. It could have gone ECW style, but Matt
<v Speaker 1>Hardy stole her spot earlier. She was actually gonna jump
<v Speaker 1>off the stage to retake it. But exactly that all
<v Speaker 1>these spots were fucking taken. So she start I legit
<v Speaker 1>wrote down here. Oh she's getting right to censor. I
<v Speaker 1>see where this is going. So Kat says, I plan
<v Speaker 1>on giving you and everyone at home exactly what you're
<v Speaker 1>dying for, and I write, holy shit, get on with it.
<v Speaker 1>And like James said, the subtlety is out the window here.
<v Speaker 1>I'm giving you all boners and I'm going to get
<v Speaker 1>full frontal nude right now. Hit the music.
<v Speaker 2>I said, wow, okay, man, the delivery here is so
<v Speaker 2>fucking funny in the way that it comes off. I'm
<v Speaker 2>going to give everyone at home exactly what you want.
<v Speaker 2>And the crowd goes huh and she says, full frontal nudity.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd, this is the largest pot in Ohio history
<v Speaker 2>for the Road of Wrestling Federation.
<v Speaker 3>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the lawler is legit standing up in his seat
<v Speaker 1>with the jersey on full frontal nudity, Michael. So she
<v Speaker 1>starts to strip, and the right to censor music hits
<v Speaker 1>and the fucking right to censor swarm her. They like
<v Speaker 1>surround her, and Cole says, oh, give me a break,
<v Speaker 1>he want to see full frontal. So not only do
<v Speaker 1>they wrap her around with a towel, it is a
<v Speaker 1>right to censor branded towel like it has the sensor thing.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I thought that was funny.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't enough that it was just a towel. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they gotta of course have their branding. And Stephen Richard says,
<v Speaker 1>out of here. He throws the cat out. He says,
<v Speaker 1>what is wrong with you? People, and Lawler says, what
<v Speaker 1>is wrong with you? You idiot?
<v Speaker 3>Did you just say?
<v Speaker 1>Steve Richard says, they're children in the audience. I used
<v Speaker 1>to blame the w WF for to pray behavior, but
<v Speaker 1>go longer. Well, I let all you hide behind your
<v Speaker 1>ignorance and Call says what right does he have to
<v Speaker 1>tell us that? And Lawler says, I hate.
<v Speaker 3>Him, but he has the right to censor.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, the right to censor blames each and every one
<v Speaker 1>of you. And they show a guy in the crowd
<v Speaker 1>with a shut up stupid sign.
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was pretty good.
<v Speaker 1>And Steven says, well, my good people, if you want extreme,
<v Speaker 1>we will show you extreme, and it will be for
<v Speaker 1>your own good.
<v Speaker 2>He says this very nefariously. Yeah, and then nothing happens.
<v Speaker 1>If he would have had like a big mustache, he
<v Speaker 1>would have been twirling it as he said this.
<v Speaker 3>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Kelly is here with the Rock and Kevin Kelly
<v Speaker 2>informs the Rock that triple Ash has been added to
<v Speaker 2>the match with Kurt Tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Rock, of course says the finally the Rock has come
<v Speaker 1>back to Columbus and Rock says, you know, dude, everyone's
<v Speaker 1>you knowing on Roam was here night. The Rock has
<v Speaker 1>seen the show tonight. He knows what's going on. Fuck
<v Speaker 1>you Givin Kelly, Yes, I watched it, just like Stone
<v Speaker 1>Cold was Triple H. You hit the jackpot when you
<v Speaker 1>married Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. You pulled the handle, got a
<v Speaker 1>jokers wild on the fastest loosest slut machine the world
<v Speaker 1>has ever seen. Big pop from the crowd, of course,
<v Speaker 1>So Triple H, just like that, you got yourself a
<v Speaker 1>title shot, the Rocks title shot. We'll let the Rock
<v Speaker 1>clue you in on something. For the past two years,
<v Speaker 1>the Rock has been the main event of WrestleMania, and
<v Speaker 1>for the Rock to do that again, he has to
<v Speaker 1>win the WF Championship. And that's exactly what The Rock
<v Speaker 1>is gonna do. So Triple H, don't worry because the
<v Speaker 1>Rock will take care of you in the ring like
<v Speaker 1>he always does. And Kurt Angle, the Rock says he
<v Speaker 1>wants you to go down to the local arcade, get
<v Speaker 1>in one of those picture booths, take as many pictures
<v Speaker 1>as you can with your WWF title tape them all together.
<v Speaker 1>Time a round your waist like a little belt. Because
<v Speaker 1>when the Rock takes your WWF title. You're gonna need
<v Speaker 1>something to hold up your pants so they don't expose
<v Speaker 1>your pimply pale hemorrhoided all American candy ass big pockin
<v Speaker 1>pop from the crowd, and uh if you smell, of
<v Speaker 1>course what the rock is cooking. Uh yeah, so it's
<v Speaker 1>pretty you know, I had to get the rock on
<v Speaker 1>here to say something about kurd Ankle's fucking ass.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, Dunk Cold is still in the back drinking
<v Speaker 2>some beers.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's uh, he's sitting in the lockers like he's
<v Speaker 1>in the locker room. Now, this is in the triple
<v Speaker 1>a F locker room. This is a I guess with
<v Speaker 1>the boys, and there's beers above his head and drinks
<v Speaker 1>one reaches up, grabs a couple more beers and he
<v Speaker 1>starts shaking them up crazy And on the commentary they say, hey,
<v Speaker 1>you don't do that with beer, of course, not fucking
<v Speaker 1>dumb ass.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he's gonna need a few more beers
<v Speaker 2>because next up is the Big Show versus Billy Gunn.
<v Speaker 1>My wow, they set this up on this show and
<v Speaker 1>they delivered it. That's all. That's pretty crazy.
<v Speaker 2>The man that was at the royal rumble the Big Show.
<v Speaker 2>He's here a WWF dude's shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Now he only is here, James because the match was
<v Speaker 1>requested by the one Billy Gun. The picture was not booked. Otherwise, well,
<v Speaker 1>no one knew he was here.
<v Speaker 2>Well you know, so Billy gunn rushes the ring and
<v Speaker 2>slides under Big Show and starts firing off on him.
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was cool.
<v Speaker 1>That was cool. Billy Gun looks great.
<v Speaker 2>Big Show then cuts him down and keeps him down
<v Speaker 2>for a long time.
<v Speaker 1>He kicks his s the whole match. He like he
<v Speaker 1>does Ironclall dead lifts to pull Billy Gun off the
<v Speaker 1>mat like he's kicking his ass. Billy Big Show hits
<v Speaker 1>a belly to belly in this fucking.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna guess that Billy Gun is not being pushed currently.
<v Speaker 1>He's the one. What do you mean, come on, he's
<v Speaker 1>gotta have something.
<v Speaker 4>He's in his push now this is this is the
<v Speaker 4>end of it? Yeah, maybe pushed off the cliff.
<v Speaker 2>Right, So Billy finally creates some space here with an
<v Speaker 2>eye rake like Big Show sidewalk slams him. Big Show
<v Speaker 2>goes for the elbow again, but missus, of course, and.
<v Speaker 1>He dude he gee's up for a fucking two. He
<v Speaker 1>hits the side slam, then he gets up, does a
<v Speaker 1>taunt and says, elbow drop.
<v Speaker 3>The Big Show missus.
<v Speaker 2>Billy Gunn hits a bulldog for a two, goes for
<v Speaker 2>the famouser, but Big Show just gooseles him, hits the
<v Speaker 2>show stopper and wins.
<v Speaker 1>Billy the bulldog that he hit. People were like Big
<v Speaker 1>Show was in position for the famouser and the crowd
<v Speaker 1>was like oh, And he hits a bulldog and crowds
<v Speaker 1>like uh all right yea. And then a Big Show
<v Speaker 1>like it's not like Big Show like like Billy was
<v Speaker 1>there for the famouser, and Big Show like call was
<v Speaker 1>like stood up or anything. Billy goes with the famous
<v Speaker 1>and Big Show stands up straight and grabs him by
<v Speaker 1>the neck joke slam some crazy style.
<v Speaker 2>So Big Show wins and we go backstage. Stone Cold
<v Speaker 2>walks into Triple H's locker room again. He says, you
<v Speaker 2>heard about you got added to the match tonight. Here's
<v Speaker 2>a beer, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He knocks on the door and Triple Ah says
<v Speaker 1>come in, and Austin comes in and says, hey, Triple H,
<v Speaker 1>shay steph, Hey no hard feelings. Man, I'm sorry about
<v Speaker 1>clogging up the crapper. No big deal, No, you got
<v Speaker 1>that championship match. Just want to come here and wish
<v Speaker 1>you good luck and maybe drink a beer with you.
<v Speaker 1>Triple A just stares at him, he's staring a hole
<v Speaker 1>through him, and Austin says, you don't want the beer? Well,
<v Speaker 1>you don't mind, you know, you don't mind if I
<v Speaker 1>drink a beer. Huh okay, I don't mind drinking if
<v Speaker 1>you got the match. So Austin opens up the beer
<v Speaker 1>and it just fucking explodes all over Triple H, like
<v Speaker 1>all over shit, and Triple A says like, ooh, Austin.
<v Speaker 1>Austin immediately backstepp and hey, hey man, I'm just gonna leave.
<v Speaker 1>You got a big match, man, I I'm good today.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Triple H. He leaves room. This is fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I love normal, normal stone cold.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can't do anything.
<v Speaker 3>He can just play it how he wants.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So, backstage, Kurt Angle is being interviewed by Lily and Garcia.
<v Speaker 2>Is that right?
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was right. That felt weird to me.
<v Speaker 1>I guess that is how she kind of started though.
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, that's right, and I guess she moved to
<v Speaker 2>ringing out.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kurt. She asked, yeah about the Triple H being
<v Speaker 1>out of the match and what your reaction is, And
<v Speaker 1>Kurt says, I was expecting it. I wasn't surprised at all.
<v Speaker 1>In fact, why stop there? Why not at the big show?
<v Speaker 1>He's here the big show?
<v Speaker 3>Wait when did he come back?
<v Speaker 1>What about Chris Chergo and Chris Jigo or the whole
<v Speaker 1>state of Nebraska. And don't you think a wrestling ring
<v Speaker 1>is a little old school? Why not put the match
<v Speaker 1>in a shark tank with live sharks, hungry sharks, and
<v Speaker 1>the only way to win is the stuff for your
<v Speaker 1>opponent down a shark's throat and pin the shark. Wouldn't
<v Speaker 1>that be a hoot?
<v Speaker 3>Kurt? This is not WW.
<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe I should go to w c W.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe and I go back to e c W. Kurt
<v Speaker 3>goes back, where is everybody?
<v Speaker 1>Uh so?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Kurt just says Rock and Triple H will leave just
<v Speaker 1>like the people who came to see them, depressed, disappointed
<v Speaker 1>and most of all losers. And that is for true.
<v Speaker 2>So pre tape it shows Caine dominating in the Royal Rumble.
<v Speaker 1>Did they put him over huge?
<v Speaker 2>Like?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he entered number five in the Rumble, lasted over
<v Speaker 1>an hour, eliminated everybody.
<v Speaker 2>He entered in at number five in the Royal Rumble,
<v Speaker 2>and j R.
<v Speaker 3>Says, oh my god, oh my god, oh.
<v Speaker 1>My god, it's all right. Yeah, that's cool. He's here
<v Speaker 1>every week. It's not like he just came back. What
<v Speaker 1>about the big show?
<v Speaker 3>What about me?
<v Speaker 1>I returned.
<v Speaker 2>The Caine kicked hockey talk man's ass in this Rumble.
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>This is when he chokes him Drew carry too?
<v Speaker 3>Right?
<v Speaker 2>Oh?
<v Speaker 3>Is that this one too?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe not choke Sorry Jesus, I'm pretty sure that's this one.
<v Speaker 1>If it is, this is the one we watched like
<v Speaker 1>for a Patreon Sure.
<v Speaker 2>So backstage, Undertaker and Kine are being interviewed by Kevin Kelly,
<v Speaker 2>and Taker talks about seeing the sight of his own
<v Speaker 2>blood ringing something out in him, or maybe it was
<v Speaker 2>just his brother saying.
<v Speaker 3>You should kick somebody's ass.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking funny. Ship. I don't know if the
<v Speaker 1>taste of my own blood reminded me what I used
<v Speaker 1>to be or whether it was Kane just flat on
<v Speaker 1>told me Kane says, hey, man, you got to get
<v Speaker 1>back to doing what you do best, and that's kicking
<v Speaker 1>people's ass. Well tonight, it's on what Kane. Kane sat
<v Speaker 1>him down.
<v Speaker 2>And said, you suck, It's time to kick the fucking ass, dude,
<v Speaker 2>like the big show'r fucking back when way when the.
<v Speaker 1>Row Uncle, Holy shit, so fucking Taker says Hukou Rakishi.
<v Speaker 1>It's first blood my island. Brothers, Hey, where the fat bo?
<v Speaker 1>Of course you know what that means. It means no strategy,
<v Speaker 1>no holds, no pinfalls. U uh, it's all about the blood.
<v Speaker 1>And them two laying in puddles of their own blood,
<v Speaker 1>looking up at us and realizing that Kane and the
<v Speaker 1>Undertaker they do run the yard, and Kevin Kelly, looking
<v Speaker 1>to fucking get his ass kicked, looks at Kan and says, hey,
<v Speaker 1>why have you been fucking round with you? Why you
<v Speaker 1>fucking with your brother? Now?
<v Speaker 2>What happened, dyd said, because it's SmackDown extremes. So in
<v Speaker 2>the back, Haku and her Kishi walk through a random
<v Speaker 2>pipe and drape in the hallway. Haku is shadow boxing
<v Speaker 2>crazy dude.
<v Speaker 1>The shadow box through the drape. It almost punches of
<v Speaker 1>stage in in the head and Michael Cole says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>this is the first SmackDown, the first first ever first
<v Speaker 1>blood match on SmackDown. That's not right. We've watched this
<v Speaker 1>like we've watched a show where they did a first
<v Speaker 1>blood match before this. It was the one where they
<v Speaker 1>had the gimmick match night.
<v Speaker 2>It's the first one in February of two thousand and one.
<v Speaker 1>Bud Ah, that's I mean, that is I guess that
<v Speaker 1>is true.
<v Speaker 2>So Undertaker and Kine take on Rikishi and Haku. Kine
<v Speaker 2>is absolutely fucking yoke at this point.
<v Speaker 1>He is massive tag team first blood match as well.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how many of those exist, And like,
<v Speaker 1>in my brain, this could have been elimination. It feels
<v Speaker 1>like they wanted it to be with how this match ends,
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Kine is massive, and they come out to
<v Speaker 1>they come out to Taker's theme, they come to Roland.
<v Speaker 1>I always, I mean, much like Green Kane joining d X.
<v Speaker 1>I always wish Kane at least for one time, would
<v Speaker 1>have gotten his own motorcycle and came out on it
<v Speaker 1>with the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Taker immediately throws Hakku into the steps.
<v Speaker 3>As hard as he could.
<v Speaker 1>Please note this is bad mad Rakishi.
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't be any other Rakishi, could it.
<v Speaker 2>So Takr and Kane ping pong Rakishi with punches.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote the same thing, Yeah, dude, Like, I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if they planned it to be like that, but
<v Speaker 2>it was awesome. Like Rakeshi just kept going back to
<v Speaker 2>him and they're like, okeah, fuck it.
<v Speaker 1>That exists. That's a great spot.
<v Speaker 2>Undertaker hits Rakishi with old school, which is what I
<v Speaker 2>would personally do in a first blood.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, maybe he calls him in the head
<v Speaker 1>and it busts him open.
<v Speaker 2>So Taker is just throwing Rakeshi's head into the steel
<v Speaker 2>steps at this point, as Kin is beating up Hatku
<v Speaker 2>in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Figure keeps smashing Rakeshi's head off the stairs and then
<v Speaker 1>each time checking the seat if he's bleeding, and then
<v Speaker 1>going damn the video games.
<v Speaker 2>So Rakeshi grabs his steel chair and hits Taker and
<v Speaker 2>Kane in the ribs with it. Then he hits head
<v Speaker 2>Undertaker uh tries to hit him in the head. Taker
<v Speaker 2>puts his hands up, so in return, Taker then hits
<v Speaker 2>Hakkou in the head as hard as he can unprotected,
<v Speaker 2>right over the top of his skull.
<v Speaker 1>It's an unreal shot. Like, I mean, Hakku has a
<v Speaker 1>fucking lot of hair, but he hits him so fucking hard.
<v Speaker 1>So we see Hawku get just completely annihilated with his
<v Speaker 1>chair and the next thing you see is Rakishi gene
<v Speaker 1>up to stink face Cake.
<v Speaker 3>We're on the same It's like, dude, what if he
<v Speaker 3>made him bleed?
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Okay, that's what I was fucking gonna say. Like,
<v Speaker 1>he rubs his ass so hard on King's mask that
<v Speaker 1>like it cuts his face and he starts bleeding from
<v Speaker 1>underneath it.
<v Speaker 2>What if his ass started bleeding from the mask? Oh
<v Speaker 2>ass is bleeding? First blood matches over.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, dude.
<v Speaker 3>But then he rubs the blood on Kane's face bleeding Yeah. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Levels of this that they didn't explore. They decided they
<v Speaker 1>were gonna hurt Hakku way more.
<v Speaker 4>Instead, they were gonna give a maven S chair shot
<v Speaker 4>to Haku and have him bleed everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>And they said, Haku, we're gonna ask you to have
<v Speaker 1>the gnarliest blade job in SmackDown history here please, because
<v Speaker 1>it's extreme SmackDown.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but we can't see it because you have giant
<v Speaker 4>ass hair and We're gonna share.
<v Speaker 1>As much as possible because you went a little too deep, buddy,
<v Speaker 1>because your whole face is fucking dripping with blood. Now
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Haku came back to the w w F and then
<v Speaker 2>did then took the most egregious headshot with a chair
<v Speaker 2>and then blade it as fucking nuts as he could.
<v Speaker 3>That is insane.
<v Speaker 1>This is my boy, It's a comedy level of blood
<v Speaker 1>because he Okay, so just go back into the match, James,
<v Speaker 1>and we'll get to the end here. Because all right,
<v Speaker 1>so you fucking stik faces right, sorry, stik face would
<v Speaker 1>be nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Pine was face.
<v Speaker 1>That awesome.
<v Speaker 2>She goes to sting face Kane, but Gane, you know
<v Speaker 2>this is like, this is right, This is what everyone
<v Speaker 2>should Doane, I mean the other way it would be nice.
<v Speaker 3>Kine Low blows Rakishi.
<v Speaker 1>Like straight up, like bunches them in the balls.
<v Speaker 2>And then goozles them to hit the choke slam.
<v Speaker 1>Of course.
<v Speaker 2>Taker then throws Caine the steps over the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what was he thinking was gonna happen here?
<v Speaker 5>Like?
<v Speaker 1>He looks at Kane from the floor. He's holding the stairs,
<v Speaker 1>he says, Kane, and he throws the stairs over the
<v Speaker 1>top and Kane has to like swap them out of
<v Speaker 1>the way so they don't fucking fall on them. Hey,
<v Speaker 1>am I am I? So.
<v Speaker 2>Caine then hits Rakishi with the steps. Haku gets in.
<v Speaker 1>The Ringku is stumbling, He's stumbling bloody in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>The referee is having to like avoid looking at him
<v Speaker 1>because they want the finish to be Both of them
<v Speaker 1>are bleeding, but Haku is ripping blood on the ref's shoes.
<v Speaker 3>What are we doing, dude, Haku?
<v Speaker 2>At this point, you can't, like, you can't not see
<v Speaker 2>the blood. It is all over his chest, his face. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he really really got that one. So tak
<v Speaker 2>Her and Kin then beat down Hakku and Rakishi after well,
<v Speaker 2>the ref saw that Hakku was bleeding procusely.
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's king, of course.
<v Speaker 2>After the match, tak Her and Kin continue to kick
<v Speaker 2>their ass. The refs come down here and try to
<v Speaker 2>stop them. Rakishi is now bleeding. Cain hits Rakishi's head
<v Speaker 2>off the steps again. He's already bleeding, and they powder
<v Speaker 2>and Rakishi is smiling at the ramp, bleeding out of
<v Speaker 2>his head.
<v Speaker 3>Haku is a bloody mess. This was the most dudes
<v Speaker 3>of rock match.
<v Speaker 1>Ever, Okay, it was pretty fucking sweet, like they just
<v Speaker 1>beat the shit out of each other. I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>this could have been ten minutes, right, like seven straight
<v Speaker 1>to the point.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah maybe.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like and they bleed and Haku fucking goes for it. Man,
<v Speaker 1>he fucking goes for it and he's bleeding crazy. But
<v Speaker 1>like they the shot you're talking about James on the
<v Speaker 1>bottom of the ramp where Rakishi's fucking smiling, they don't
<v Speaker 1>show Haku because he's bleeding too much.
<v Speaker 2>Like, did look awesome smiling at the ramp with the blonde? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he looked awesome. Well, Kurt Angle's walking to the ring,
<v Speaker 2>Triple H is walking to the ring, and The Rock
<v Speaker 2>is walking through the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean those shots are awesome.
<v Speaker 3>I love that they are awesome. I love them.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for the main event, Triple H
<v Speaker 2>versus The Rock versus Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship.
<v Speaker 1>Now this is SmackDown extreme, dude. This match is so extreme.
<v Speaker 1>It's for the belt and like it's no d Q
<v Speaker 1>because it's triple Threat and they don't do any weapons.
<v Speaker 2>So the Rock runs down and starts attacking Triple AH
<v Speaker 2>before Kurt Angle even gets out.
<v Speaker 1>Here, okay, and the bell rings.
<v Speaker 3>That's right, start the match. We don't have a lot
<v Speaker 3>of time.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? I was so confused.
<v Speaker 4>You can't start the match. So our participants are there.
<v Speaker 3>Wrestling. This is extreme Sports Entertainment.
<v Speaker 1>Extreme Wow. They had it right there too, they I'm
<v Speaker 1>surprised they didn't do sex.
<v Speaker 2>Here, dude, I'm pretty sure events fired like ten people
<v Speaker 2>after they did sex and TNA.
<v Speaker 3>He's like, how come we didn't think of that?
<v Speaker 1>It was right there, Tony. To your point, I think
<v Speaker 1>on commentary they try to sell it as like, well,
<v Speaker 1>the match is like Kurt doesn't have to get pinned
<v Speaker 1>to lose the match, so I guess the match can
<v Speaker 1>start without Kurt in it, which is fucking insane.
<v Speaker 3>You need the champion and you're just making you're just
<v Speaker 3>making ship up.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, do you know what? No Way Out
<v Speaker 1>is presented by Weirder Weirder Dynamics, Utrician Sports Entertainment, BROTE Extreme.
<v Speaker 2>So Rockets a DDT for a two here on Triple H.
<v Speaker 3>Triple H.
<v Speaker 2>H's a pedigree, but Kurt Angle pulls him out of
<v Speaker 2>the ring and he doesn't win.
<v Speaker 3>He could have won, right.
<v Speaker 1>There, dude. They spent like the first few moments of
<v Speaker 1>the match, like Kurt would get in the ring, Rock
<v Speaker 1>would thro him over the top, then Kurt would get
<v Speaker 1>back in, Rock would send him back over. Then Triple
<v Speaker 1>H closed on him over. They just got to send
<v Speaker 1>them to the floor until the pedigree where Kurt dragged
<v Speaker 1>him out, and I thought that was that was cool.
<v Speaker 1>They they don't. I mean, they must have not had
<v Speaker 1>a lot of time here, like you said, James, because
<v Speaker 1>they are going for it here early, which made the
<v Speaker 1>match more exciting to me. I thought this was gonna
<v Speaker 1>be like a long drawn out fucking TV Maine.
<v Speaker 2>So Stowe Colds music hits. That's so fucking funny. Stone
<v Speaker 2>Calds music hits. In the main, Huge Cargoes.
<v Speaker 1>Comes out with the cooler. He's drinking. He always has
<v Speaker 1>the goddamn beer.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurt Angle hits the Olympic slam on Triple H,
<v Speaker 2>but Rock breaks it up. Steve Austin sits down beside
<v Speaker 2>commentary and starts drinking a beer.
<v Speaker 1>A couple beers, Oh hell yeah, two beers? What?
<v Speaker 2>Rock then hits an insane hip toss on Kurtford too.
<v Speaker 1>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H takes the buckle in the corner and goes
<v Speaker 2>over to the floor, fucking crazy. Steve Austin gets up
<v Speaker 2>off commentary and walks over to Triple H and puts
<v Speaker 2>a beer right beside his head on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>There was also a point where Triple H climbed to
<v Speaker 1>the top and I was like, this is him getting
<v Speaker 1>cut off and it was because he got distracted by Austin,
<v Speaker 1>of course.
<v Speaker 2>So Triple H smacks the beer away as he gets
<v Speaker 2>up off the floor. The Rock locks in the sharp
<v Speaker 2>shear on Kurt Angle. The crowd wants him to tap out.
<v Speaker 2>They want the rock to win.
<v Speaker 1>They pop crazy for that, but Triple hdd T is them.
<v Speaker 3>Kurt hits a belly to belly on Triple H, but
<v Speaker 3>Rock hits the rock bottom on Kurt Angle.
<v Speaker 2>So Stephanie is distracting the ref for the pin here,
<v Speaker 2>so Rock gets in Stephanie's face. Then Rock grabs her
<v Speaker 2>and Triple H glombs them from behind.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, son of a bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Rock hits the spinebuster on Triple H. Those for the
<v Speaker 2>people's elbow, but Kurt Angle Olympic slams them and the
<v Speaker 2>ref is distracted again by Stephanie.
<v Speaker 3>McMahon injeted her.
<v Speaker 1>Now, dude, get her the fuck out of here. Have
<v Speaker 1>we talked about I mean, I know we've put over
<v Speaker 1>Kurt a million times. Have we talked about how great
<v Speaker 1>of a move the Olympic Slam is? Oh, it's awesome, dude,
<v Speaker 1>It's so cool. What a fucking fantastic finish. Like I'm
<v Speaker 1>sure and I'm we probably have talked about it, but like, damn,
<v Speaker 1>like that's that instantly made him a top guy in
<v Speaker 1>my eyes, Like even when he was first coming in
<v Speaker 1>and like, if you say I guess say it with
<v Speaker 1>Rock like the F five, Like, if you're finish, I
<v Speaker 1>can believe it can beat anybody. Ever, just because it
<v Speaker 1>looks fucking cool, you're a top guy to me.
<v Speaker 2>I love the way that Kurt latches onto people. All
<v Speaker 2>these guys had like latch ons for their finishers, triple
<v Speaker 2>h gutkick latch. The rock latches onto you and the crowd.
<v Speaker 2>It gives the crowd a second to go, oh slam it, yeah, right,
<v Speaker 2>Olympic Slam. Like when he grabs you, it's that latching
<v Speaker 2>moment where the crowd.
<v Speaker 3>Goes, oh shit, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>There's something just so special about the way that they
<v Speaker 2>put on all these moves. It kind of gives that
<v Speaker 2>crowd that little just that little second.
<v Speaker 1>There's a main event, finishers. There definitely is a main event,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like there's a difference.
<v Speaker 2>So ref is distracted by Stephanie again. Here, Like I said,
<v Speaker 2>Kurt pushes Triple H into Earl and bumps them in
<v Speaker 2>the corner. Triple H then gets Kurt into the pedigree,
<v Speaker 2>but Kurt Angle low blows.
<v Speaker 1>Them, of course, because that's we need more low blows
<v Speaker 1>on this show.
<v Speaker 3>There's not enough Kurt than small packages.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H and Steve Austin runs into the ring from
<v Speaker 2>the commentary, grabs Earl Hebner's arm, who is down and
<v Speaker 2>out beer beer in hand, and slams Earl's hand on
<v Speaker 2>the mat three times. Not only does the bell ring,
<v Speaker 2>not only do they announce here the kurd Angle won,
<v Speaker 2>but Steve Austin's music hits.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that is awesome. I was okay, so like Triple Threat,
<v Speaker 1>they didn't have to bump the ref for this low blow,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, why the fuck? I guess they
<v Speaker 1>just didn't give up. They just wanted to bump the ref.
<v Speaker 1>Until I realized, no, they bumped the ref so Stone
<v Speaker 1>Cold could get involved in this match and be the
<v Speaker 1>one to do the fucking pin like wow, and he
<v Speaker 1>has stone Cults music hits. And the last shot you
<v Speaker 1>see on the show is Triple Ah selling his ball.
<v Speaker 3>Wow. That was an inspired matchup.
<v Speaker 1>That's nuts. That is nuts. I mean fun match fun.
<v Speaker 3>I thought so. I thought so.
<v Speaker 2>This was three main event guys doing all their big stuff.
<v Speaker 4>So cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and stone Code running in with a beer. It's smacking.
<v Speaker 3>Earl's hand on the ground is.
<v Speaker 1>So funny holding the beer. That's open beers going everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, please note it was a fast cout.
<v Speaker 6>It was.
<v Speaker 1>That was all sanctioned. I guess Vince is that, Like
<v Speaker 1>Vince wasn't there, so it was okay to do this?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I guesswise, I'm sure he gets.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 4>Of course yeah he probably. That just made me wonder. Also,
<v Speaker 4>where did Vince go? They faded to black, and I'm like,
<v Speaker 4>wait there, Vince said he was going to come back.
<v Speaker 4>He lied.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a liar. Vince would the liar.
<v Speaker 3>He would never leave SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>Jack. So would you would you say this show was extreme? Gentlemen?
<v Speaker 3>There was an Extreme Open Challenge.
<v Speaker 2>It was the most extreme open challenge, right you are again,
<v Speaker 2>there was that tables Matt started off, h you know
<v Speaker 2>with that table's menage.
<v Speaker 1>There was extreme moments. I mean, at the very least
<v Speaker 1>because of the amount of blood that Hakkoo spilled, it
<v Speaker 1>had to be extreme.
<v Speaker 3>I mean someone had to make it extreme, and Hakou
<v Speaker 3>said it will be me.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm seeing that dude bleed like that and
<v Speaker 1>I'm at least giving him the Inner Continental title.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, he's a steamrolling Chris Jerica next week.
<v Speaker 1>By the fuck nut. Well that was it for WF
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