Best of the Bus: Bert Kreischer Joins The Boys For Episode 300 + Moving To Nashville

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Speaker 1: Fellas on this episode of Best of the Bus, So we're throwing it back to the machine himself, Bert Kreischer. That man hopped on the bus and helped us celebrate a massive milestone, and that was episode three hundred. Burt came through as always with laughs and raid to share wild stories from his journey and stand up. We get to talk about his specials, talk how his materials evolved, and touch on his next moves including possibly packing up the Chryscher crew and Headington Nashville, and of course we hit some dad talk. Bert is one of a kind. Enjoy this legendary throwback. Subscribe on subscriber subscribe. Let's get the episode, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome. What is your fourth time on the bus?

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Speaker 2: No, it's my second, Yeah, super Bowl, but it's it's his second time.

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Speaker 1: Let's give a round post for Burt Kreischer.

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Speaker 2: Hey, episode episode three hundred.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, gentlemen, did you ever think you'd be where you are today? No, interviewing the fucking president of the United States.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that fucking crazy? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Hey, insane?

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Speaker 3: That fucking it's it's wild. It's wild that that's where this is it's wild. It's fucking congratulations.

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Speaker 1: That was a truly intense experience. One of the most wild experiences was when we got to Trump Tower. They had these bulletproof Obviously, there's been like, I don't know how many assassination attempts. Now you could have killed was a third?

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Speaker 3: You were close. You should have killed him. You were right there.

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Speaker 1: We could have I mean we could have if anybody was gonna do it, we could have easily easily killed.

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Speaker 2: You want to talk about numbers, I mean, Jack turned the camera on for this one.

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Speaker 1: But dude, they had they had like two giant panes of a bulletproof glass, but they had like two more that didn't come in. So when we were doing the episode, it was Trump who was covered, Will who was covered, and then a perfect no covering. If anybody was gonna get murdered in this thing, it would have been me. I would have been the guy.

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Speaker 2: That would have been great for the show.

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Speaker 1: It would have been a fantastic for the show. And I did say before we started the show, if I am killed in this process, make sure the show still runs to.

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Speaker 3: The interview with the bullet Absolutely, I'd like to be killed, like I don't want to be killed. I don't want to die. I want to be killed.

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Speaker 1: There's always with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to just die, you want to be killed.

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Speaker 1: There's always this thing on Instagram that's like women are like, oh, I really want to die peacefully in my sleep, and then it says men and it's like the Gladiator scene where he's dying or something like a guy a fighter jet.

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Speaker 3: Uh do you would you want it to be an apex predator?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It seems a little too gruesome. I would like the most honorable way possible, like maybe like some sort of home invasion where I am able to kill the guy. Also, like he stabs me and then I kind of grab him by the throat and bring him in real close and then just slowly slit his throat and then I also pass in the process, but I get the last laugh. I'd like to win then lose. Does that make sense? You want to if I'm going to die, I want to die in a way that I get whoever got me? Also just before I get got.

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Speaker 3: See death for me is more about the legacy, Like you want to die in a way that everyone goes damn it. I didn't didn't get a chance to take a byde to one like fuck yeah, oh god, damn it.

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Speaker 2: I was just texting with him last week. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's like Liam Payne, Lim Payne, you see there, Like this was his Instagram story from an hour before he died and he was like I'm having lunch or whatever.

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Speaker 1: That's That's another one you bring up, is like being somebody's last form of communication. That's a that's a good one. It's being like, hey, you're well. Texts and then just be like, yeah, dude, I texted him and you know that was like two minutes before you actually died, right, that was too many?

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Speaker 2: Like you were was the last It was huskers plus six and.

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Speaker 3: A half lack of the week. He's the word of God.

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Speaker 1: You see that final score. He was wrong, he was done. What is your perfect scenario of dying.

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Speaker 3: Uh, it would be rescuing people, So like putting my life on the line for someone in front of people. I need people to see it so that everyone's like, oh my god, he ran in the building and uh. And I want to die in front of people. I want people to see me die and then and I want it to be out of nowhere. I really wanted to be a surprise, like I'll be when I die. I hope that I go shut the fuck up, get it. This was it? This was it? A fucking rattle sneak.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that would be the worst. Is you here? And then all of a sudden like, oh what was that?

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Speaker 3: I knew a dude who was almost died. He was cutting his toenails on a glass. I've talked about this so much. He was cutting his toenails on a glass out of the shower, naked on a glass table, and the table shattered and it cut his femoral artery and he almost died cutting his fucking toenails.

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Speaker 1: That would be That's probably the top five worst ways.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be a brutal way to go. That are fucking auto erotic asphyxiation, that would be a bad way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the one guy one cup video. I don't think he died, but oh the jar, Yeah, the jar that breaks in his asshole. That'd be just imagine being unconscious and the doctor's been like what do you do? Like that's it happened. There's a video called one one Guy, One Jar, One Man, One Jar. It was during the time of like two Girls, one cup, all those like gory videos that everyone kind of watch in high school and uh yeah ye yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, very popular branding watch. But yeah, so the video starts, it's a you just see a guy's legs and then a jar and the jars to his legs, and then he sits down and the jar goes in his ass and then he leans back and here and the jar pops in his ass and he kind of does that the half squad and he takes glass shards and pulls it as blood. You haven't seen this, God, what a sheltered life you've had.

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Speaker 3: That?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's what's happen.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: That used to be Rogan. That used to be what his his thing was, all those video before we got into like being smartning earning, like he was just like you guys, see this guy get by a horse.

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Speaker 2: That video, Yes, that was that was Don Seattle, right, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean that sounds like a Pacific Northwest. That sounds like the Northwest will be the best spot a.

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Speaker 2: Fence, right, Yeah, I saw that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, dude died, Yeah, to his heart, that is why in the fun would you do that? You just horny, like the ultimate dog. It's gotta be a sense of is that the horse. Look at that horse, happy horse that photo. That horse looks way too content with what it's done to another man. That is wild. One last thing on the Dying thing peaked dying. Those guys on the United ninety three flight, Oh yeah, yeah, when they have they call their wives and they say, hey, ball, we're gonna have to do some things. I love you. And then their last quote is let's roll boys, and then go and take it down and put the plane down. That is the most honorable way to go. Those guys shout out. Then let's get a run of a plus for those glemen A right there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A way to go out to a movie that perfectly descripts the way I'd want to go out.

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Speaker 3: Is The Gray with Liam with the wolves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where they're playing crashes and then they have to survive because there's a pack of wolves kind of haunting them. And then he just goes one on one, just wrapping broken glass around his fist. Jack O' little palm going out.

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Speaker 1: Jack showed me that ending scene where he like he breaks it and he tapes it to him and just the scene of the wolf's face gives you goosebumps.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't have I can't have the recipe of cowardice involved in my death because I will go to cowardice first.

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Speaker 2: See it's like, would you run back in the building.

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Speaker 3: Here's what I'll tell you. What happened. One time?

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Speaker 2: You would for family, You would for family one time?

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Speaker 3: No? No. No. We went on a safari and uh and it was a travel channel. So I was with a bunch of people and like you know, film crun everything and we got like within twenty feet from a lion and it was just laying under a tree. It was just laying there, and the lion popped up and like looked at us, and it, I mean, everyone's assholes clinched. And in that moment, I thought to myself, I just need to push the girl in front of the lion. And I was like, and I had a knife on me, and I was like, and they're like, oh, You're gonna use that knife to fight the lion, And I was like, no, I was gonna stab the girl, debilitate her and then the lion because you know, she got to run faster than the slowest person. Yeah. Yeah, And so I can't have cowardice. I'm afraid i'd go to cowardice. Yeah, like when you say those guys in nine to eleven, I would hate to be I would hate to be in that moment because I might be the guy going guys, guys, guys, just let them fly us where they want to fly us. You know, you know you don't want to be that guy. No, hey, guys, listen, listen. You guys are being racist. Okay, just because they're brown and they all have bucks cutters doesn't mean why do I do it like a whiter boy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're white, like exactly.

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Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, fellas you'd be saying.

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Speaker 1: At first, I was making you just relax for a second. I'm trying to get some sleep here. I'd be double double jack with rocks.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to no plane crish, no plane crish. I got last yesterday. I got on the plane and it was early and I was I wanted to drink and usually, uh that thing I said with the gunny balls about drinking double tack of rocks, lots of rocks, And I heard the two pilots go fucking. The machine is in two A, and I went, who will be drinking today boys, And they came back. The flight attendants were like, we're so excited to have you. Do you mind when we land if we get a picture? And I was like absolutely, and like can we get you anything? And I just winked anyone, I got you around. I didn't even finish it. I fell asleep before I could even finish it.

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Speaker 1: Is that the like the epitomeum mile I've made it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're in sitting in first class and the flys knows exactly what you drink.

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Speaker 3: Is knows exactly what?

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Speaker 2: Has there been another moment that's top that one?

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Speaker 3: Oh I've had so many moments I'm I can't even like I've had. My life is insane. I never it was never supposed to be like this. It really wasn't. And I'm like every I got a fucking FaceTime from Bakery the other day. He was in the pool. What's up? I didn't know you were a taba. I was like, fuck like that. I know, like he's younger than me and I know, and you're supposed to be quarterback. Yeah, but still it's like a football player knows where I am. Yeah, Like that's like I'm always like that, but I'm very I'm still very much burt in like every sense, like everything, I really get starstrucked. I really like I lose my shit over celebrities all the time. I did it with Chris Robinson from The Fucking Black Crows. Made a fool of myself. I make fools. I make a fool of myself all the time. So, yeah, have you.

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Speaker 1: Ever tried to rewrite that in your head? Like, maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I am now the celebrity that people get excited about.

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Speaker 3: Uh No, I can't. I don't. I don't know how to do it. I don't know. I don't know how to shut my fucking mouth. Like I'll tell you how much money I make. Like I'm like, I'm just like I'm a fool. Like I watch Rogan and Tom just sit there and not talk to people and like be cool, and I just fucking jabberjaw. I'm like, yeah, I can't. I just you gotta be cool with who the fuck you are.

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Speaker 1: I guess that's what makes you and Tom such a great pair, the ying yang of the both of you. Yeah, it is beautiful and one thing you guys, you were on two bears with them, and there was a lot of talk about Ryan Holiday and the views of everything. Have you changed your opinion?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, have you?

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Speaker 2: Have you dove into any any stoicism Whereas it still kind of like, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know, I got tom. I'm just I'm always anti what everyone thinks is good, right, Like I always go like, is it though? Yeah, Like I don't know, It's always been my thing.

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Speaker 2: You're anti when somebody says, hey, this could be good for you, You're like, no, that's gay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a really hot take about alcoholism that is not popular online.

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Speaker 1: Right now, we'll go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I just no, I'm not going to get into it again. It made sense when I was talking to two black guys about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we were like, hey, all right, the great start.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. We were like, we're like, maybe you're the problem. Maybe it's not alcohol. Maybe it's you. Like we're all partying hard, we don't drink and drive, we don't hit our wives, we don't like, we like to have a good time. Maybe it's you. Maybe you're the fucking problem. But alcoholics don't like hearing that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's his bad take. It's a it's a tough one for the internet.

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Speaker 3: It made sense when we were fucking lit. Yeah, watching the sunset.

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Speaker 1: Hammered being like, you know what, this isn't bad at all. For people to think that it's bad, they're wrong.

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Speaker 3: Dude, because alcoholics only have one answer. It's you have to quit drinking. No, no, no, you have to quit drinking. But I'm doing absolutely. I had an alcoholic tell me I want to I wish I could say his name. He goes, you think you think? And by the way, I was with the smartest people in the world at this party, the smartest individuals in the world, legit, And he was like, you think is you are successful and you make a lot of money, and you do like arenatur and you're happily married, you've got a good relationship with the kids, that you don't have a drinking problem. And I was like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, Like you just hit it. Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And he was like, no, you got a problem. I was like, no, you got a problem. I'm fucking killing it. And then, in front of a room full of geniuses, proceeded to say, I don't believe in alcoholism, but I also don't believe in death. I don't believe in I don't believe in a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Let's unpack the only other thing you said, you don't believe in, dying.

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Speaker 3: Don't happened to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, what's the take on that, believing in death?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it happens to other people, but just not me.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of well, you think you're invincible.

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Speaker 3: I kinda, because it hasn't happened.

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Speaker 1: You'll play, go play some football. You'll find out real quick, real Quicklen, Yeah, just hownther Man put his hands on you and control where you go? That that's when you know that you were not invincible.

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Speaker 3: I I don't believe. Well, I just like it's like you have a go to a funeral and then you're like, yeah, I got another one, but not me. Just dodged it again. It seems like it's always having other people.

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Speaker 2: Don't believe it until it happens, until then you can't believe it.

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Speaker 3: Then I'll be like, well fuck, got yeah, got me. Yeah you're grace son. I was wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they were right. Yeah, it looks like it does exist.

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Speaker 3: It does exist.

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Speaker 1: Well, all right, well, we we've jumped into a lot of different categories. What's your take on religion.

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Speaker 3: I would love to be religious, you know you guys, Yeah, my plan is moving to Nashville, and.

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Speaker 2: You're moving here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's why we're here. We're looking at houses.

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Speaker 1: And I texted your wife and I told her that the house next next door to me is for sale.

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Speaker 3: You guys fucked her up. She came to fucking beer Olympics and got in the car that day and said, we are moving to Nashville. And I went what she said, this is, these are real people, this is I missed the South. We're coming back and we're looking at houses. And so you guys hit me up about doing this and she was like, let's do it, and then we're going to look at houses today.

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Speaker 2: Well let's go with lan.

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Speaker 1: Why why didn't she here on the bus.

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Speaker 3: Because I don't want to deal with her, Dude, I'm fucking I'm with her one hundred percent of the time. We have no kids anymore, the kids are at school. It's me and her up are fucking asses. I mean, if I know I was gonna spend this much time with someone, I would have married a dude, happily married, fully married. I'm just it's like you just when you don't have kids, you spend all your time with that person. You fuck them, you eat with them, you sleep with them, you shower with them, you do everything, everything, everything, everything, and the I'm sitting next to on a fucking plane and just we're up each other's asses. If you said this to her, she would say the same thing. She will laugh at times and go, I can't believe I'm still looking at you. Like we just start with each other NonStop. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: How have you guys been married?

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Speaker 3: Twenty years? Twenty years? Nice bro?

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Speaker 2: And by the way, you did save beer Olympics? Yeah, games, she and thank you for that.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I didn't wa wait the boys.

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Speaker 2: Were taking bullets out there and you making your video like I'm gonna make it happen.

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Speaker 3: Was it fired us up? It's still it's like it's like fight club. It's so needed. I love it. I love it so much. I have. It's that energy. And Leanne saw the energy. The energy is like me. She stills like she's obsessed with Michael Chandler. She's never seen him fight, she didn't know what he does. She got a little guy. I love that little guy. He is he is she fucking she follows these two girls online. Look at how much higher their tits are than her.

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Speaker 2: She crushed it. I mean, she was obliterated.

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Speaker 3: But it's her, it's her feather in her cap. Is that she hung. She hung with the boys. She killed three beers. I drank the three beers out of the baby. I did. It took me a little bit, but I got it. Yeah. So yeah, so we're down here looking at houses. But when it comes to religion, I think I would love I would love to believe and be just and then look at you because you don't go. I guess you're going to hell. That would be so cool, but you had to believe it. You gotta believe it. You gotta believe it. And I would love that. But I just I'm too I'm too skeptical. Like I just I started researching about Islam and Hinduism. I'm looking for something. Yeah, Catholicism is my thing, and I don't know tweets. It twists my OCD too much, so I get like into I work all the Jesus pieces. But yeah, Kanye, Hinduism sounds like the coolest one so far.

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Speaker 1: What about Hinduism is like Okay, I can get down with this.

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Speaker 3: Karma makes total sense. Yah, Karma is like a big deal. And the fact that you come back the enter life is energy and you come back in a reincarnation. I think that's cool. Like we've had lives before this life. Yeah, I'll tell you what man Islam is for me. I think if they could just get rid of the pork and booze, i'd be cool with Islam. Yeah. Yeah, Like I love the idea that you got to take a trip to Mecca. Everyone one time, you gotta go to Mecca. I love that that that's in the religion. That's so cool that Yo, it's like fucking bachelor party. You gotta check this box. Yeah you check. You know. That's what's the cool things about Muslims is that usually if they run into other Muslims, they treat them with a lot of love because they assume they're going to Mecca. Really and yeah, I thought that was cool. You pray five times a day. I just did all the research on these. I was looking for religion the other day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. The rules part is really like praying five times a day For me, I just feel like I'm not good with time. Management. That would make it very difficult.

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Speaker 3: For me in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 1: I got a routine down. Let me get the cold tub. Then then do I pray or do I pray before?

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Speaker 3: Like what do hung out with the other Muslims? You all do it together? The community?

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Speaker 1: The community like yeah, or a lucy on this.

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Speaker 2: The community aspect.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so cool.

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Speaker 1: It seems like the Jewish people have the community thing down in a big way.

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Speaker 3: We live in a really big Jewish neighborhood and the other day was like, uh year, yeah, and they were all walking on the streets and I was just like, it's it seems cool as fuck. It seems cool to be religious, Like I don't know why. I don't know how it got to be not believing in God was the cool thing because it just seems like you got a community like I would love, I love, I would love. You know what we should do? I want to go see Joel Ostein who is that. He's like the preacher you would know if he saw.

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Speaker 1: Him, like a righteous Gemstone type of guy.

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Speaker 2: He's like yeah, yeah, like a famous type speaker like does has all the he'd be somebody that was like on TV when you were young.

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Speaker 3: Yeah on Sunday. Yeah, he's looks like Martin Short.

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Speaker 1: And that I still have seeing that picture. No clue who that is.

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Speaker 3: He's His net worth is to the roof. He does like megachurches. Dude, that was the rub when we started comedy. There's a guy telling you, like yo, if you work clean, you can do churches. I never wanted to do that shit. There's a guy, John Chris that did that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he lives in Nashville.

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Speaker 3: Dude. He would do like a fucking Sunday six o'clock show in a mega church. In a mega church, it's like they're like arenas. Yeah, and just clean up. He made so much fucking money. He's a great guy. He got canceled. Did you hear this story? This is wild. I apologize John if I'm if I'm perpetuating something, and I love you. You know that he got friend of the show. He got soft canceled. I'll say soft canceled because I mean, when you hear this, you're gonna go huh because he took a roller blading and he tried to kiss.

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Speaker 1: Her that he got canceled for that.

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Speaker 3: Roller blading. But in their community, if you say that you're like a Christian and I think he had like vodka and a water bottle or something. It's like it really is like not that bad number one high school move. Yeah, and he got when you're in it, you gotta be in it when you when you say you're Christian, you can't funk around. That's the thing. That's the hard part is like that is a hard part that I could do the Christian like, uh, believe in it and but I'm gonna fuck up.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah, that's not that's the hard thing. Like with with football, for me, I always thought it was better to have your public perspect whoa perception. How good is.

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Speaker 3: That there's no alcohol in this right?

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Speaker 1: Oh there's five percent?

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Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I'm sober. I'm kidding.

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Speaker 1: But the public perception for me, having having people think less of you, I always thought was a bigger win than trying to be this like all American kid and then one or two things happen and they're like, oh, you're a piece of shit. I'd rather people think, oh, this guy is a piece of shit, and then when you meet me or whoever the person is, it's like, oh, they're actually you. You you I just come off way better to them. I that's a bigger win.

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Speaker 3: You are explaining my business model to a t Okay. So I go to I go to college. So I played baseball in high school, get recruited to play Duke Citadel, gonna walk on at Florida State. I go to walk on.

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Speaker 1: A great football season by the way for Florida State. Here's killing it right.

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Speaker 3: Now you're looking at Yeah, well, I'll tell you a secret a second. So I go to walk on at Florida State. I literally do the first practice and walk off the field. I'm like, sports are no longer for me. I gave up baseball. And I remember, but I remember going to my fraternity that I was an e fraternity and they were doing uh inner murals and they were like football and everyone's like, dude, I'm a dog and you're like really, and they're like, fucking dude, get me on the field, get me on the field. And so I got intimidated. That's young Bert god Obie was fat and so so. And by the way, that guy on the left, it's got O'Brian, fucking amazing baseball player. Really yeah, yeah, he selling it, dude. He he ended up walking on at Florida State. He got a full ride to Alabama too. Oh wow. Yeah, So so he's a great actor now too. An interesting dude, very interesting dude. But uh so I didn't go out for football intermurals because everyone was so good. And then I watched him play and I was like, oh, they suck. Everyone talked shit, and I was like, because the way I played sports was you didn't talk shit. Unless you didn't talk shit. You just didn't talk shit. You just played the sport and then that talked the ship for you. So then intermural softball comes up and everyone's like, I'm a fucking dog, and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go out. I'm not gonna tell anyone I could play. I'm gonna go out and play and I'm just not gonna say it. Thing. I remember catching fly balls in the outfield behind my back and everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing? And then you go and I hit fucking bombs and they're like, dude, you didn't tell us you could play. So I looked at that from that day forward as I was like, I will never talk shit about like, I'm gonna always undersell my performance and over deliver to a stand up I'm always I'm dude, I've said this and I mean it. Now I think I've said it so much. I mean it. The only reason people think I'm a great stand up is I hang out with the best stand ups in the world. I mean, look at that you surround yourself.

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Speaker 2: You're good in the storytelling realm too.

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Speaker 1: You're yeah, the storyteller. Not giving credit, I know, but but that's the game plan.

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Speaker 2: That's business plan.

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Speaker 1: You basically just did it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:23:41
Speaker 3: I like I like that. I'd rather people go like, yeah, he takes his shirt off whatever, and then they go, wow, I he's a really good storyteller, like like, oh, this is way better. I thought, yeah, yeah, because I look at I mean when I got into stand up, I remember going to the Boston Comedy Club and dudes walk off stage and like, I just ripped that room, and you're like did you? And I remember also thinking, so that's your version of the best you got. I was like all right, and so I just never I never really talked shit about stand up. Now. Look when we talk about fucking sports or anything, now, I talk wild shit, like fucking ran the LA Marathon with no training at all told you I'd fucking bench press more than you. I mean, I love that. I love that, Like that's fun and if you're and if you don't get it, it's like that's the point of comedy is just to fuck around. Yeah, but uh but yeah, I've always that underperform, under cell overperform, That's always been my thing. Twice, Tommy's like he fucking trained for it, and he had his coach pacing him, he had headsets and he didn't.

00:24:47
Speaker 1: Talk to anybody, and he still fucked.

00:24:52
Speaker 3: Minutes. He was like, I'm trying to bring thirty minutes. I was like, dude, fucking there's like people in the Paralympics and being fucking minutes the doing. He was so serious about this fucking race. I got hit by a golf car.

00:25:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened there?

00:25:08
Speaker 3: That's a great question, Pete.

00:25:10
Speaker 1: Would he hit you?

00:25:12
Speaker 3: Pete? He stopped? I love that, Pete. I love that. Pete cannot just trying to stop any of it. Stopped right in front of the cart. Nothing. I didn't even stop, it was just walking.

00:25:24
Speaker 1: He said, There's nothing I could do about it. You stopped writing front the cart.

00:25:28
Speaker 2: Dadd is imagine, Oh you saw the lungs.

00:25:32
Speaker 3: He was trying to get out of it.

00:25:33
Speaker 1: Well, it's crazy, fucking.

00:25:38
Speaker 3: Brit I came out of came, I came out of my shoes.

00:25:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out Dang Cook. Dude, he's had a great bit about that back in the day.

00:25:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was uh yeah, the shoes.

00:25:46
Speaker 1: The shoes coming off, seeing a man get hit by a car.

00:25:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, man, do you people don't remember how great? I mean, Dan's still a very talented Dan up comedian. But when he did it at that moment, you know, there was nothing like it. There was nothing like it. Remember people used to bomb on stage. Dame never bombed. He murdered. In the worst scenario you could imagine. Dane Cook would fucking destroy.

00:26:12
Speaker 1: He went on that run of I mean Vicious Circle. Here hear those three his three stand ups, his three specials were incredible. But then he was doing movies, he was doing all that stuff. That's what's so fascinating to me. And I feel like I bring it up every time a comedian is on our bus, is like what happened to day? Because yeah we did with Adam who was who came out last week? Now for people that are listening to this episode, but it just seems like he's got this like people are not a fan of him in the comedic world like that, people say he stole jokes and all these all these other things.

00:26:43
Speaker 2: I don't know.

00:26:44
Speaker 1: I'm always trying to figure out. I think what happened to Dane Cook because I personally was a massive fan of him.

00:26:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all were. I think here's the one thing I'll think that and this is maybe just a stupid thought, but he got famous by himself. Like we all got famous together, like this generation of comics, we all got famous at the same time, like me, Tommy, Joe, Ari, Shane Gillett, like we all and so we kind of have people to bounce things off of. It was just Dane. I mean, it was just Dane. There's not another comic. There was not one comic at Dane's level. It's like it's like, can you imagine getting rich by yourself and like like and going like I don't know, how do I get watches? Like what kind of car do I want?

00:27:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's got a guy for something.

00:27:31
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like when you're on a football team and everyone's making money, You're like, yo, how did you Oh? I got a guy that he'll take care of that. And you know, so like we all got wealthy together, like all of our friends. So like, I mean, I don't want to get into the weeds on stuff, but like you know, I'm trying to because some people kind of manipulate their persona a little bit. Yeah, so you don't want to blow someone's bubble. But but Dane got rich by himself, did arenas by himself. He was the only one doing arenas. I did arenas. I remember reaching out to I remember talking to the Schultz going, this is how you do arenas. You got to get a stage, you need a sound system, bring your own sound system. It's got to feel like, I mean, we got to talk to each other about it, about how to do these things. They did it by himself and so in a weird way, and I've been the victim of this. The only thing people want is to watch you fail, Like they love taking shots people on the top. And it's happened to me. Guys that were like good friends, just the second you passed them, they're like, fuck that guy, And You're like I thought we were both. I cheered you when you succeeded. You couldn't hear me when I succeeded, And it's crazy, it's like, you know and so, but Dane did it all by himself, and so everyone just wanted him to fail.

00:28:44
Speaker 1: Why do you think human nature is that way where this is like everybody wants to be on top of the minute somebody surpasses them, they start talking shit.

00:28:51
Speaker 3: It's weird. Man. I'll tell you, like, this is the closest I can get to it, and you'll understand this. So I took Shane gill Us to on towards me a couple of times, right, And I took him to Celebrity Theater and in Arizona's in the round, and he opened for me. He did ten minutes fifteen maybe, and he got a standing ovation, standing ovation. That was the super Bowl, right, No, that it was another time. It was another time. He got a standing ovation then too, But he got a standing ovation. He didn't know what to do with it. He really didn't know what to do with it. Like he like kind of stopped and you know, he's uncomfortable as he is, but stopped, and we're all sitting We're like to take it, stay out there. And then he comes off stage. And I was like, wow, he's this is changing for him. I got a text from him or maybe one of our managers. You know, I hold booze records everywhere. They were like, Shane Gillis broke your booze record at the Celebrity Theater, and like, you want your boys to succeed, but there is a party you go and hold on like we're not talking money, We're not talking like he's breaking records everywhere right now. That was the first when he broke my booze record, My Booze, I'm the boos like and so there is a thing where you gotta decide what kind of man you are or do you want your boys to blow up? Do you want your boys to succeed? Or do you need to be the guy? You know, I don't need to be the guy. I've always wanted. I've always surrounded myself. I buy the best people. I don't need to be the guy. But I am watching people watch Shane and go, well, I'm the guy, and you're like, nah anymore, dude, he just broke the record at Wells Fargo.

00:30:27
Speaker 1: God for most booths, No, No, for most attendance. Hold on, huh, but the the boos thing was most booze bought? Or how do how does one measure the booze record?

00:30:37
Speaker 3: The places the That's how I used to get on. That's how I used to tour, was I'd break I alcohol sales at all the clubs. I was like, they're not gonna know if I'm funny or not. But what they will know is if they have to fucking restock on Monday, they're gonna like bring bird back. So I used to do. I used to a show called calling Stick to Work, where I go in, I do a show at New and we drink them out of booze before their evening shows. We do, I mean we I'd kill it on booze. But that's uh yeah, Shane's destroying it right now. And you hear people talk and you're like, oh, that's interesting because you didn't say that when he was opening for you. You didn't say that when he was younger. Now you're saying it's it's I've watched it happen to a lot of people. I'll tell you a dog can just tell you what doesn't have to do, doesn't happen to tell them doesn't have to Joe Joe Joe Rogan wants you to be more famous than him the second he fucking meets you. Joe was the most selfless individual when he'd put us on his podcast just to get us fans. I remember I had a special out he put me on. We did a a End of the World podcast that night at the store, and then I did his podcast first thing in the morning. That guy's wanted your success since day one. He is the most selfless individual. But it wasn't like that. It wasn't like that before.

00:31:55
Speaker 2: Damn, it does feel like it happened. It feels like it happens in the in the comedy realm, because I feel like it's more of like that individual life sport. Yeah, if you're in individual sports and in athletics and everything else, I feel like, you know, people want whoever is at the top, like they want to be better than right, and people cheer on you. It's like when you're when you're low enough and they feel like your dream is also their dream. You're more relatable, you come up more relatable, but the moment you do get kind of like to the top or or pass whatever their level of like them wanting you to be in their world is like once it gets beyond that is I feel like, is when the shots kind of come. Yeah, the people are you know, they want to say you forget you, forgot who you are, yah blah blah blah.

00:32:30
Speaker 1: This yeah, and comedy sto opinion based too. Like it's some comics who are on top of the world, people don't think are funny because it's just not their humor. So I'm sure when some comics go above others, those comics are like, well, you know, he's not that funny, Like why why does he be able to have so much success in not me?

00:32:45
Speaker 3: No, it's it's it's wild too. And we're at a stage now where it's like you gotta realize, like not everyone did arenas, and now everyone's doing arenas and like so like you look at some guys that are a little older and they're like like they were like at the top of the games doing theaters, like that was that was all that the opportunity offered. Now it's like, I mean, kill Tony's in arenas. There are kids that have been doing stand up for one year that are doing stand up in arenas. Like it's it's wild where comedy is right now, it's insane to me. But yeah, it's like the opportunities are so different. It's like, now a lot of people are doing arenas.

00:33:21
Speaker 1: Do you think the people are doing arenas more because of how much exposure there's a social media or comedy? Is that much better than it used to be.

00:33:28
Speaker 3: I think it's a I think it's a perfect storm of everything. I think it is social media. I do think it has to do with uh. I think this fucking cancer culture was like great for business. It's like people want to hear you say the wildest shit. Now, I mean, there there are some comics. I think that there are some people that I don't even think they know what comedy is. They just know how to say wild shit. Yeah, like I go wow, like and h. But I think it's a perfect storm of all that. And I think, you know, I mean, look at I mean when you say, you guys sat down with the fucking former president of the United States, possibly the next aren't future president of the United States. That's where the world is. People don't give a fuck about the Today Show and and the late night talk shows and the this is where it's connecting and and and our fans, I say, our fans because I think we probably share overlapping concentric circles. But they they they know you, they that they like, they like root for you, and they love you. And then and then that turned into comedy. It's like I go on stage and I take my shirt off, and people lose their mind and I go, it's like, it's insane. To me, it's insane. I mean there was a time when I took my shirt off where people went, what the fuck is this? Yeah, you know, I mean in the first seven years of my career, I think, my shirt off. But it's it's just bizarre where everything is, I think. But I think people do.

00:34:46
Speaker 2: Uh, everybody's doing a good job too. Of like a rising tide lifts all ships, like you're fully loaded. Tours essentially like that. I know when we have comics on we talk to comics who have been on that thing, they talk about how much that just event and that tour kind of like puts you on because again, you're in in front of so many people, entertaining in such a way that involves partying together. Like you, you are accessible, you feel way more accessible to people.

00:35:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I mean I've always been I've always been a firm believer and like it's not fun if you're doing it by yourself, Like I mean, my favorite memories are like taking I was just thinking of this the other day. I told you I want Fluffy to the sphere. And I said to Leanne, I go, how cool would this be able to do? Like to take your because Fluffy got a box for us and he got us all hotel rooms and he put us up and was like fucking sick, and he got a party bus for us. And we're on the party bus. We're laughing our asses off, and I said to Leanne, I was like, dude, this would be so sick if we could do something like this, and she goes, you've done this every year, you do red Rocks, And I went, that's right. And I remember I wish I had the fucking video. Me and Shane got so fucked up. Me, Shane and Mark got so fucked up on this party bus that we were singing songs without the words, trying to guess the songs, like like just screaming and we're crying, laughing. Do you remember that, Pete? We were crying, crying, laughing everything. And I look back I look back at like all the things I've done. Those are my favorite moments. Is uh is is like all the people I've partied with, all my friends and all they're all the greatest comics in the world. They're the funniest human beings. One of my favorite memories, Georgia is on Fully Loaded with her friend Daisy and uh Shane comes up last night and he goes up to him. He goes, you got sneaking beers. Georgia goes no. He goes, come on, I don't have a lie to me. She's like no. He's like, I'm not gonna tell your dad. She's like, yeah, we're sneaking beers and she just sits down next to me. Is Georgia sneaking beers? Like these are? I mean, these are like the greatest fucking memories of my life. And you'd think, you know, like I didn't pay that much to hang out with them.

00:36:54
Speaker 1: Dude, that is fucking wild to be able to get all your boys and just be like, hey, we're all we all have a certain set of skills. Just all go and do this together.

00:37:01
Speaker 2: Dude, Fully Loaded.

00:37:02
Speaker 3: Last year, it's me, Jelly Roll, David tell Big, ja Ogerson, Dan soder Mark, Norman. I mean, it's it's the perfect smoke tent and we're laughing hysterically and Jelly Roll just happens to be the biggest artist in the country who and we laughed so hard. He had just found out who Mitch Hedburg was, and within finding out, within finding out that he is now his favorite coming, he then learns he's dead, and we could not stop laughing. He goes this, Mitch Heedburgh guy's great, and David tell goes, I got some bad news for you, buddy. We are crying laughing, but like those are the moments like where you go miss night life doesn't get better? Yeah? Yeah.

00:37:44
Speaker 1: Talk about your relationship with jelly Roll a little bit, because you guys do you guys have him on Two Bears? Has he been on I don't know, but I know he did the five K with y'all. You guys have done shows together and stuff like that. Where did that relationship start?

00:37:56
Speaker 3: I don't know, honestly. I started following jelly a long time ago, sort of follow him online. I think I saw him on Chelsea Show originally and found him and then we started dming and we just became friends over through the through the internet. And then he came out and did my podcast and we just connected immediately. There's something that we have. We're very similar men in that I think we're very we feel we feel very lucky to be in the position we're in, as opposed to some guys are like this was I was destined for this. I think both Jelly and I are like, man, we just feel like the luckiest dudes in the world. And we just kept we just kept in touch. And then probably the biggest thing. I mean, it's like crazy, I don't think much of it, but like if we were ever in the same city, we always hit up. He found each other, Like if he was on tour near me, he'd come and have lunch at where we were at the arena. And then like he came in Nashville, he came out to the show, I was here, and we've always just kept in touch and been close and uh. And then but the crazy thing was, and this is probably the best moment of our friendship. He was on NELK Boys and he was saying, you know, the two bears are doing a five K. I think I'm gonna get in shape for it, And all of a sudden, it fuck it took off, like people magazine wrote us about it and it was crazy. So he came out to do this. And then Me, Bunny, Leanne and Jelly are running the five k together and we're getting done. We're like about to pass the finish line, and Jelly starts crying. I'm gonna get emotional. I'm not gonna cry. Dorim'm done crying. I'm not crying. Jelly gets emotional. Jelly gets emotional and he goes and he's like, I think you might have just changed my life. And Bunny starts crying and she's holding the Anne. The four of us are like sobbing crossing the finish line, and uh, and it's true. It's like, I mean, you guys have never really like been you know, had like health issues or had gotten your life's never gotten away from you with your bodies. But guys like me and Jelly and I was two eighty five last time the fucking time before at Beer Olympics, and Jelly's had weight issues and just dead little spark of getting your health back together and getting in control of it and just getting into a place where you are moving every day. It's so fucking big and uh, but that that moment was crazy. And then immediately it's like we're doing half marathon. He's like yeah, And so I was like, all right, I'm in if you're in. But he I love him to death. Man, I'm so happy for success. He's the sweetest guy in the world.

00:40:20
Speaker 2: Dude.

00:40:20
Speaker 3: He really does have that. I mean, you know, you don't understand. He went and did fully loaded this year. He did the first week. I didn't pay him. I didn't I didn't cover his tour bus, I didn't cover his private jets. He did it on his own. Like he came and did it. And I was like, dude, I gotta get I gotta pay you back somehow. He's like, no, I just want to be with you. It's like that's like a real friend. I love him. I love him to death. Yeah.

00:40:45
Speaker 2: He is the kindest soul and you just know, like life, Like I think to myself, like, man, what was he like like when he was in prison and was wrapped up in the wrong stuff to where he has such a perspective now and he's able to talk to absolutely everybody and have this perspective that you just you want to do nothing butt root for him.

00:41:08
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:41:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, the level of purity is is second to none, especially when he tells stories about watching the Music City Miracle from like juvenile detention center. Yeah, and knowing that he's done things wrong and yet he's still this pure, Like, how does somebody go through that much adversity in life get to the other side of this level of fame and fortune and have you know, the ability to still be as sweet as he possibly is, not b jaded, not have you know a chip on his shoulder about anything. He just wants to do the best he can with what he has, and it just continues to be better and better. That's him meeting with the Titans. He spoke to Congress about fentanyl issues, which.

00:41:45
Speaker 3: Is eloquently too. Yeah, but here you will wow.

00:41:48
Speaker 1: And he's like, I used to sell drugs and now I'm sitting here saying, well, there's a problem with drugs in this country.

00:41:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:41:53
Speaker 3: He's also someone you know when we talk about like people root for your downfall and I assume it's a natural thing. I mean, I feel like, you know, I feel like you know, when you people hate me, I go, Okay, I think it's just normal, I guess, But then it really means a lot when people don't. When people like root for your success and like still love you, it means a lot. And like and like Jelly came out, I did Bridgestone, and he came out to like like like be there for me and like like celebrate it with me, and I did. I think I brought him on stage. I think we sang a song at Bridgestone. And then the next time I'm in Nashville, He's like, hey, man, would you bring me on stage tonight? And I was like I was like yeah, sure, yeah. I was like, you know what, I think, I have a thing. I have a show. I wish I could were you performing? And he's like Titans Stadium, Oh went I could cancel. I would have canceled.

00:42:45
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

00:42:46
Speaker 3: Yeah give me seventy five thousand people? Are you shitting me? But like he's just very regular like he I mean, he's just so and he and he really wants you to win. He wants you to succeed. I love him to death.

00:42:59
Speaker 1: And bring a lot the people that before he was his level of fame, like bringing them to it and being like hey, I'm doing this. I would love for you guys to be there. Type of and type of mentality is just is just awesome.

00:43:09
Speaker 3: What's crazy is like Leanne and Bunny are really close. They text all the time, and dont I I do not know how that relationship happened. I don't like because they're very different women. There really are different women, but man, they're like fucking sisters. They text there. He's part of the reason because you know, we're looking at properties and Jelly just goes, hey, why don't I just give you a hundred my acres or whatever? You guys can live on our land, and Dan's like, I could live with Bunny and I was like, hang on, wait, what world are we living?

00:43:40
Speaker 1: He did buy a crazy piece of flame.

00:43:43
Speaker 3: Crazy. He's like, I got a good place up on a mountain and I was like, and so, yeah, we're looking at everything today. But uh I love him to death. Man, I love I love watching people succeed. It's funny ship to watch people succeed. It's fun and like, uh like I Shane's the easiest one for me to put because we all were there for it, right, we all watched it. But uh, I remember being at One of my favorite things in the world to do is bully Shane. I love bullying Shane. I love texting him as saying, hy Man, you want to meet up for a drink this morning? And he goes no, and then I always right back. This is my favorite part, the unrelenting until I get him to break, his spirit to break. It's so fucking fun. Yeah, it's so fun to watch him crumble. Oh. So I text him one time and I go, yo, I'm at Rogan's Club at noon partying. You meet me there and he's like no. I was like, cool, do you want me to send a car to get to you. He's like I'm not going. I go hi, and I'm just I want to get make sure I have the right drink for you, like you still drink a bud Light And he's like, Burt, I'm not coming, and I go, oh, Leanne, can't wait to see you. I'm so excited you're coming. And then he's like, fuck, I'm on my way.

00:44:49
Speaker 1: So so he he eventually breaks.

00:44:52
Speaker 3: He comes over and it's like things are happening for Shane, but you know, it's like we know it. But he comes and he goes, hey, man, can I I tell you a secret? And I was like yeah. So we go away from everyone, go back to a bar and he's like, uh, I just got offered SNL And I was like, dude, that moment for me, like I love that shit. I started crying and he was like, stop fucking crying, bitch. Yeah, and he was like and he got excited, but like watching your boys blow up, it's fucking awesome. I just texted I just texted him. Matt McCusker. Matt McCusker did uh uh uh two nights in Boston at the Wilbur. I texted him. I was like, dude, congratulations, this is fucking awesome. That is fun. More people should enjoy watching people succeed because it's fun as fuck. And it's he did two nights at fucking the Wilbur. You know how hard that.

00:45:43
Speaker 2: I love how you promos, the promos where he's at like on Instagram, like you like play the piano.

00:45:48
Speaker 3: He's I saw a video, the one video that sticks with me. He was holding his child reading a book. I was like, you're reading a book? Words are that interesting to you that you could like he was like holding his child reading Like I was like, what the fuck, I've never read a book, Like.

00:46:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, look he's reading a book.

00:46:08
Speaker 2: He's in it too.

00:46:09
Speaker 3: He's focused, he's reading. That's like that. I've never not in a million years, I ever read like that where I was like taking care of my child and reading.

00:46:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean just reading in general. Sitting down and be like I'll make the decision to read is a very difficult They do something we should all do, but a very difficult thing to just go and do it and put a child on your laps.

00:46:30
Speaker 3: It's a whole different. He's awesome man, but yeah, like watching your friends pop like Adam ray Man, I've I've hit up at him and we were in bro. He was so fun on the pods. He's amazed. But the thing is, it's like almost like you get it's almost like you're proven. You get proven right because you get behind these guys like Adam ray I hit him up. I was like, Yo, you're from Scattle. I'm doing the arena Scattle. Would you like to come and do it and bring your family out or whatever? And He's like, dude, that would be I was like cool, And then I get excit. Did I go? I'm gonna make it about Adham this weekend? So I got us out to go meet coach Carrol and go hang out with the Seahawks and he's talking about that. Yeah, and he was like this fucking I did it for Shane. When we went and did the first Fully Loaded he I said, first, our first show was it, uh Notre Dame. And I said, I got, We're gonna go into the practice field, We're gonna go see the stadium, We're gonna do everything. I love doing that. I fucking love that more than anything. But Adam is fucking hysterical, and he's smart, and he's funny and he's quick, and he's really just a brilliant comic. So then to watch him blow up in a weird way, it's like, yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I fucking knew it. Like I said, dude, I said it to stop you. The other day, I go, if anything, I'm good at two things, introducing people and picking out talent. Like I am really good at picking out talent, Like I can tell you who the meaning of the next guy is gonna be always, always, I think, who's the next guy? He's gonna be me again?

00:48:00
Speaker 1: Dude, Dobby is fucking hilarious.

00:48:02
Speaker 3: He's in a new movie called Let's Start a Cult, and it is fucking hysterical. It is fucking hysterical.

00:48:10
Speaker 1: Is that out now?

00:48:11
Speaker 3: It's out in theaters October twenty fifth, Okay, and I'm and we went to the screening and we were crying. It is all Stobby. He carries the whole fucking movie. The other people in it are just as fucking funny, but it is if you like Stobby's sense of humor. He wrote the movie. Within the first fucking minute of the movie, someone's playing with his nuts. I mean, it's fucking hysterical, dude.

00:48:35
Speaker 1: That is crazy to me. The level of talent that people have of just writing and being able to see their vision and just put it, whether it's in a movie or on a stage or anything like that. That shit is incredible. How much obviously you're the whole machine movie you play yourself, but like, like, did you write that script because you obviously wrote the og one when you actually robbed a train station or a.

00:48:58
Speaker 3: Train that was with juvenile You remember the juvenile the rapper? Yeah, yeah, I was a juvenile Manny Fresh the other day and I was telling him about the Russian mafia and jus like, I gotta hear this story. I was like, Buddy, no one wants to hear it, but you you're the only one. No. I was very I was very hands on in the in in write writing the script. I would take I mean the very first day of writing, I rewrote the entire opening scene, and so I rewrote a lot of it. I was very hands on. It's it's also it's a little tricky when we got in there, I didn't really have to memorize anything, so I was also so a part of writing it. And then uh, but I would rewrite scenes and then bring them in and then Mark Hamill would lose his fucking mind because you know, it's not supposed to just rewrite a scene and then bring it in that day and go all right, guys, new sides, everyone, let's all get up to speed. He was like, he was like, I was up all night learning this fucking scene for our job today. He goes, you can't rewrite shit. I was like, oh, sorry, get it happening anyway.

00:49:57
Speaker 2: What was it like working with the Jimmy Taitro Love that dude, he's the man.

00:50:02
Speaker 3: Fucking love him. He makes me laugh. So like, there's a couple of people in this world that see me the way my sisters see me like I'm ridiculous. I am ridiculous, but certain people just I don't know. Jimmy Tatro and Nate Bargotzi are two people who see me the way my sisters see me. And Jimmy is he made me laugh so fucking much. He's just I'm just a ridiculous person. And he told me a secret. He goes, hey, can I tell you a secret? And I was like, yeah, I'm not going with secrets. He goes, well, I gotta tell you this. He tells me a secret, and then I picked up my phone and I called someone and told them his secret in front of him, and he goes, what are you doing? I said what? He goes, I just told you not to tell anyone, And I was like, no, I know, but I'm telling cale and he goes, no, that was the whole idea of me telling you. But like, and I just he he he made that guy. He gets me. Him and Nate Bargotti for what reason. If they ever meet each other, they will get along so well. But yeah, Jimmy, I fucking love him like a brother. Nate crushed it on SNL. Dude murdered crushed it on SNL. Nate's man. Nate's funny in a way that like, I don't know, it's so effortless. It's like he I think Nate's one of the funniest human beings alive.

00:51:23
Speaker 1: He is fucking funny man. That George Washington is get was so hilarious. Hilarious.

00:51:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, his tone is timing, he is. He's really funny.

00:51:33
Speaker 3: I was at the Ryman last night and me and Nate and Ari Safir were at the Rhyman probably ten years ago. We were watching Angela Johnson perform. None of us were selling any tickets anywhere, and Nate was like, one day that'll be us, and I was like, no fucking way. And he was like, no, what we'll I'll get here. And Nate's like, I'll get here and I was like, I'll never get here. And I remember saying out loud, I was like, because Angela Johnson has the nail salon, I said, give me one nail salon. Bit I'd for the rest of my fucking life and to get me on that stage. And then that was the machine. Yeah. Yeah.

00:52:06
Speaker 1: Were you surprised at how much the fans loved your movie or did you know it was gonna be awesome.

00:52:11
Speaker 3: No, I thought, I'll tell you no, I knew it was a good movie. I knew it wasn't gonna be people expected. I knew it was an action movie and it was like fun, it was fast paced. I knew all that. I knew people would like it. I didn't know it was going to do as well as it did on Netflix. What I was not prepared for was any sort of negative stuff. I just was critics stored partly Oh my god, they hated it, and I.

00:52:38
Speaker 1: Car down and be like, hey, there might be a situation where people don't like the movie. They're gonna say negative things.

00:52:43
Speaker 3: I was so blindsided by that. I was so I was like, I was like, I was like, well, yeah, I made a movie. I'm not supposed to make movies, just like, what wouldn't you like about it? And They're like it bombed in the box office, and I was like, well, yeah, everything's bombing. Like I literally I was so oblivious that. Tommy just said to me, He's like, how how are you doing with the release of the movie. I was like great. He was like really, I was like fucking amazing. He was like, I was like, check out this reddit page Tommy. I was like, why would they say that? And he was like, you put on a movie, man, people aren't gonna like it. And I was like, hold on wait, because you know, no one ever says it about your specials, like your specials just either just do well. I remember, dude, this is how oblivious I am to things. I remember I will say his name, but there was a comic I'll say his name, just haded it out. He put out, don't pull up the rotten tomatoes, now give me another twisted thing. So uh the he he had put out a trailer for a special and it was getting slammed in the comments, and I remember going, I remember I was traumatized by it. I was like, who, wha, wha, who this can happen? I was like, what do you mean? Why would people not like your stand up? Like just don't watch it, it's not for you. I I was so caught off guard because like, negativity wasn't like I just you never saw negativity, Like you just didn't. It's like you did a podcast and like, yeah, you got back last year you said something bad, but like everyone's always on your side. When that movie came out, man, people fucking there were people that hated me, and I was like, what.

00:54:17
Speaker 1: How are they gonna hate you for it?

00:54:18
Speaker 3: Though?

00:54:19
Speaker 2: Hating you?

00:54:20
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I think a lot.

00:54:22
Speaker 2: I think what were they hating about it?

00:54:26
Speaker 3: Just me? I think, I don't know. I think the fact that I was like, I think that I probably the promotion of it. Uh, I don't know. I was so oblivious. I had such blinders on, and that whole period of my life that I was just moving as fast as I could forward in everything, Like in this time, I had a special come out. I had this come out. I had a European tour, I had an Australian tour, I had all. I had so much going on that I just was like, I don't know. Everything was in front of me. It's like driving in New York. I just looked and on me. I never looked behind me. And then when this came out and Razzle Dazzle did well, I had an arena tour, like I had all this shit going on. That was the first time. I mean I was oblivious to it too. I was. I remember having breakfast with Christy Mack and her boyfriend in Beverly Hills in a beautiful hotel getting drunk that morning, being I smoking a cigar in my car, being like fucking the world's my oyster. And then I saw Tommy and Austin. I was still on cloud nine and he was like, he's like, how you doing. I said great. He's like, how's the movie? I said, fuck, awesome, it's great. He was like you sure. I was like what. He's like, some people don't like it, and I was like what who. I was like, oh, no, people, And I was like, what do you mean. He's like, I don't know, like take a look at this. And I was like, what the fuck, tom Why would you shay that to me? And I was like I don't know, you should know. And I was like no, I was better being not knowing. Yeah, And but then it came out on Netflix and it was like trended. It was number one movie for like a month, and people love it and I've never had anyone. That's the weird thing is like people say stuff online, but like in person, people just give you love. Like I really am not online at all these days, Like I don't read any comments, I don't read anything. You just interact with people. I'm never I take pictures everywhere I go. I was at the rhyming last night. I took pictures all the way up until the show started. All anyone did was give me love. In Nashville, I get love. So I just I kind of go by that. You know, it's like it's like COVID. Do you remember, It's like the internet's the swab. It's uncomfortable. It goes up your nose, it hurts, and yeah, it goes You have COVID or you could not take the test and just go I don't believe in COVID.

00:56:34
Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice. That's a nice one.

00:56:36
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, you don't read comments. I don't. I don't comments. I don't read any fucking comments.

00:56:43
Speaker 2: Comments every now and then you want to get a policy.

00:56:47
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm never on I am off comments. I am off comments.

00:56:50
Speaker 1: Are you off social media? Like? Are you running your social media or somebody else running your social media?

00:56:54
Speaker 2: This is how, this is how then we you do to get on a post?

00:56:57
Speaker 3: You might like check it all the way. No, no, no, I look at lights, look at likes, and I look at number of comments. So like I'll go, like I'll go into Instagram. Let's see, I'll show exactly what I do. So I go onto Instagram, I go to Oh, I go to my page right, and then I'll look at like, this is a thing with Judd. So we just had Judd on or I had Judd on for two Bears, ten thousand views, two hundred and forty six thousand views, three likes, whatever, and I go, that's odd. A lot of people watching and a lot of people liking it. It's because Jud's a little described, It's because it's Judd. And you know, podcast podcast fans are like anyone who ever stood up for wokeness, they just hate them. And so Judge a little bit of a volatile character. Online, you get Jimmy Kimmel on. I fucking hated Jimmy, and Jimmy's a sweet guy. Really, Yeah, it's dude, you can predict what the internet's gonna like. You can just go like, I was shocked that you guys thought you'd get any pushback about having Trump on. Like when I heard you guys talk about like some people are gonna like you, I was like, who the internet loves Trump?

00:58:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was still some pushback.

00:58:10
Speaker 1: I mean there was text messages too.

00:58:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got grown up, grown ups probably didn't like you, like you gotta you got phone calls from people's parents. But like the Internet, the Internet, theo had Trump on in the Internet got erect immediately.

00:58:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, yeah, do you think but like twenty twenty the Internet hated Trump? But but then Elon Musk buys Twitter and now it seems like everywhere you go people are loving Trump. Like, why do you think that's a massive difference maker? Is Elon or somebody else owning Twitter?

00:58:42
Speaker 3: I think? I mean, I haven't been on Twitter. I haven't been on Twitter since it can't turn into X really no, I just hate you. It was it was such a negative place that it's like.

00:58:55
Speaker 2: Twitter is or x is where probably the most negativity is.

00:58:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I don't. I don't want that in my life, Like I don't want you to be able to affect my day. Meaning if you're listening and you're like, god damn, I fucking hate Burt. I'm cool with that. I get that that's part of the job. However, I don't need you getting into my day, fucking my day up, Like I want to be able to walk to the office, have a great fucking day, have a cocktail and smile, and your opinion of me, as valid as it may be, I don't need to know it. I don't need to know it. Also, if you love me, I can't allow that to affect me either. I've got to make sure that my day is controlled within my parameters and I can have a beautiful day with no exterior I don't you know, so, like, that's why I don't fuck around with comments. That's why I don't fuck around online.

00:59:43
Speaker 1: Have you always had that conclusion?

00:59:45
Speaker 3: No?

00:59:45
Speaker 1: Yeah? What what was the thing that was like, all right, I gotta I can realize that this is affecting me way more than it should, good or bad.

00:59:52
Speaker 3: Oh there was. I mean there was a period I think probably right when the movie came out that I was I would I would read Tom Tom lives, Tom reads comments, Shane reads comments, Mark Norman reads comments. They all read everyone that there are people that read their own Reddit pages of themselves. Oh my god. I just was like, I was like, dude, there's a kid. I remember telling someone this. There's a kid who doesn't have a great life. He's fucking miserable. He works at fucking Walmart, and he maybe stocks stuff in the back his dad left his mom and him a long time ago. He lives in an apartment in Nashville. I don't know this kid, but this is a kid. It's got to be. He's losing his hair, he's skinny, he's never really had any muscle structure. Women have never really taken to him. He doesn't have a lot of friends. What he does have his podcasting, and goddamnit, he hates Burt Kreischer. Well, I don't. In real life, I don't care about this person. However, if this person leaves a negative comment and I read it, all of a sudden, this person owns my fucking day, and I was like, that's impossible. I can't allow that to be a real thing. I can't allow this kid who works at Walmart shelving stuffs. His employees don't respect him, his dad left his mom when he was young. He's got nothing going on. But god damn it, he is in the fucking head of this comedian. And I'm fucking sitting there and I can't enjoy my polar plunge because this fucking kid at Walmart. I got this kid's I'm in my sauna.

01:01:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm.

01:01:20
Speaker 3: Fucking it's it's wild that that was a real scenario in my life that there would be someone that would and you know, there was like, what's even crazier. I'm gonna give this kid a shout out because there's a kid fuck is I forgot his name cracked Demico.

01:01:37
Speaker 1: Okay, cracked Amico.

01:01:39
Speaker 3: Shout out to the kid. He's very talent. Crowd crack a Miko, crack Amico, crack Amico, I think is his name? Uh I got And look it's we have a weird history because he wrote a really hateful song about me and Tom that Ari was like, you gotta I don't know why people love the negativity, but he's like, you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. So I watch it and I'm like, I didn't enjoy it, and I mean it's horrible, don't pull it. I don't even want to see it. And uh oh yeah, it's bad. It's bad. I mean it hurts, it hurt my feelings like it, and it fucked a weekend up for me, a weekend I could. I was just really bothered by it. They called me on Legioniskanks and they were like, what did you think of it? And I was like it sucked. I was like, I wish I hadn't seen it. I wish I hadn't seen it, and I wish it was about someone else. What are you looking for? And then he and then he said uh, and then he did an apology video. He sent me a DM this guy and he was like, Man, I'm sorry. I'm a huge fucking fan. And it's clear when you watch this song, this guy has to be a massive fan of mine to have the amount of information about me that he does, it's impossible not to. He knew who my dad's old clients were, like, he knew ship that only a mega fan. Went no, and he said, I'm so sorry. I am a massive fan and I got caught up in the hate to get views and I'm and he put out a huge apology video and then I realized, like, and then he got attacked. He got attacked really bad. And then he had to double back and be like it was all joke. I was just trying to get burt. I don't know. I don't know what he's doing right, I don't know. I don't care.

01:03:08
Speaker 1: It's tough to get into that a little spin zone.

01:03:10
Speaker 3: It's hard. Yeah, but I remember thinking poor. I've seen him in person. He's a smaller stature dude, and he's a nice guy. I saw him at skanks Fest recently. He was terrified of me, like he didn't. I wanted to say hi to him, and he ran away. I know, but you go, why would you ever let that guy affect your fucking life? Why would you ever allow someone who's who is online saying something negative ruin your parents weekend with your daughter, Like I hear one weekend to spend with my daughter, I'm gonna get on a comment and let it fuck my day up like it just didn't. It didn't none of that. That's why I don't fuck with comments. And the negative positive ones are you don't they don't. It's like, how can a negative one do so much damage to me but a positive one? I just go glance past. Yeah, dude, your legend, whatever, next, your legend, next, next, dude, my favorite me? Okay, whatever, You're a fat fuck. He tells the same story over and over again. God damn it, Like we spent some time on this.

01:04:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like live for the cheers, died by the booze.

01:04:10
Speaker 3: Think about it with athletes, I think about it with athletes way more.

01:04:13
Speaker 1: Oh brother, that trust me will And I've had that conversation a bunch of times.

01:04:16
Speaker 3: Who's the because it's so fucked because you're doing your best. It's not like you're not doing your best and then you fail and then your whole city hates you, and then the next week you gotta go out and try to win again for the people that fucking hate you. Right, yeah, fuck off?

01:04:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck me?

01:04:36
Speaker 1: This great, great photo to pull up de Shaun Watson this weekend tours Achilles and people are cheering about it, happy about it, like this guy tore his achilles might never be the same ever again. Could you know? Who knows surgery could go wrong? Couldn't be done playing football forever? And people are like stoked that he's done.

01:04:52
Speaker 3: Can you imagine having to do comedy for people that hated you and what like that. That's the thing that fucks me up.

01:05:00
Speaker 1: When you win that room over, Oh.

01:05:02
Speaker 3: Jebs Bill Burr in Philly, it's the greatest.

01:05:07
Speaker 2: It's Philly hated him.

01:05:09
Speaker 3: Hold on and I apologize to Bill if I'm retelling something that he you know, he didn't care about. He doesn't. It's it's just one of the most epic things. I mean, it's like he goes in and does his show in Philly. I'm paraphrasing. I would say, anyone should go out and watch the video. It's that fucking better. I'm gonna paraphrase. He goes out and does the Opie and Anthony uh tourm Philly and they booed the comic before him, and second he gets up, he tries some material and they start booing Bill. And Bill goes, na, fuck you, you know what, I got fourteen minutes left, and I'm gonna take every bit of that time to tell you why your city sucks. And he starts roasting the city of Philadelphia. And it's brilliant in all of it because he's he's really picking. He's a sports guy, so he knows everything about Philly, right, and he grew up in Boston, so he really can take apart Philly. But he keeps going back to the clock. He goes five minutes left, five minutes, and the room turns and they start cheering him on and he wins the room. It is the most epic. It is quintessential Bill Burt. If you know Bill, this is how his brain works. And he fucking turns an arena to cheering for him about him making fun of them. It's fucking brilliant.

01:06:22
Speaker 2: Is incredible, dude, he is, he is, he is.

01:06:25
Speaker 3: Uh, I love him. I love him to death. Yeah no, no, not at all. No, we'd ap period where we weren't talking, got nervous. Yeah yeah, yeah, and it was it sucked for both of us, I think, you know, but it's like, you know, we're in the in comedy, we're all we're all like brothers, you know, like especially.

01:06:45
Speaker 2: Gonna say, how does he get to a point where you guys aren't talking.

01:06:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's easy, actually, because we don't see each other unless you're at the clubs. We didn't see each other at the clubs. You know. It's like I could very easily get to a point where I'm not talking with a lot of people because it's like we're living our own lives and we're reaching out and and uh, you know, we had a podcast together and uh and and you know it, it was like the day that we kind of reconnected was that Uh, I'm saying, I'm sharing this, and I know this would bother Bill. I know it would, so I'll shut up. Yeah, yeah, right now, right now, Bill's burr is going shut the fuck up? How did he shut his goddamn mouth? Yeah? I love him. He's uh dude, he's.

01:07:29
Speaker 1: He's got a beautiful mind, the way he's able to dissect things. And who was the guy who used to do daily show? That he said on his show and that just made fun of him the whole time. It was a recent episode of something that came up. It was all a holier than now type of situation. I forget who it was. And if you can't pull it up, that's perfectly fine, because I.

01:07:47
Speaker 3: Don't have a whole He's just he is. He is just fucking masterful and and honestly generous, and I love him to death. It's I love it. It's It's the coolest thing is I'm in the job where the greatest minds in the world are my friends. Like the like the fact that like, thank you for saying that about us, man. Yeah, but you know, I love you guys more than anything.

01:08:06
Speaker 1: The feeling I'm definitely mutual.

01:08:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.

01:08:08
Speaker 3: I said, I'm sitting outside this of you guys talking about sports and I'm like, God damn it. That's like it's crazy. It's crazy now that, Like you guys, it was never gonna be this way. Football was supposed to be the highlight of your life. That's it, that was the mountaintop. You did it. It's over, and you guys have created a paradigm within which the biggest moments of your life are still ahead of you. It's fucking insane. I mean, look at look at Pat McAfee, that fucking guy. Yeah, is epic. I mean fucking insane.

01:08:41
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if Pat McAfee decided to listen to everybody that was like, hey, you're a punter, Just be a punter.

01:08:46
Speaker 2: Right, right, right? I mean, yep, every every movie he's yeah, it's been criticism, yeah right.

01:08:51
Speaker 1: The biggest like what is it? The biggest boundary you have is your own imagination or what you believe you're allowed to do and not allowed to do, because it really is you're absolutely like Pat is a guy that in the sports world, especially in general, just on top of the absolute world.

01:09:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he.

01:09:06
Speaker 2: Called him nuts crazy, get helmet back on him retiring.

01:09:11
Speaker 3: I thought he was a little out of his mind when he started his podcast, and I saw how much he was investing in it, because I remember we were all doing like we all just had like a zoom and a couple of mics, right, and then we went to I remember going to pass going like you have a building, like you have a billion of employees, Like who the fuck what? And I was like I was like okay, And then in my head I was like, is this the future? And he was and he was just I think he's just he's just fucking dialed in. Can I tell you to someone else who's sneaky dialed in that you'd never think yet? I think is fucking THEO? Oh yeah, THEO is like you know, it's like talk about under promise, overperform. THEO fucking valling man. That guy. I was texting him last night. This made me feel so fucking in my feelings about it. It goes. I was like, heavin Town, you want to hang out or something? He's like yeah, He's like I can't tonight, I'm preparing for a podcast. And I went, we're supposed to be preparing for these. He's done a new credit.

01:10:11
Speaker 1: Fuck when we did Trump. So I went, I listened to a couple of podcasts, wrote some notes down. But when I got to like Chicago to do the episode, I was like, all right, we got it. I know, I got Will. I know there's always like anytime things aren't doing like there, you feel like there's something, you can always just turn to Will and we can just talk for a little bit and then find our.

01:10:29
Speaker 3: Way to a new question. Yeah.

01:10:30
Speaker 1: So in my mind, I'm feeling very confident, very comfortable. It's like thirty minutes before he comes on, and Will is writing notes looking at something. I'm ptty sure you get headphones in, and I'm thinking of myself, Oh my god, like, what is there something I'm not doing right now that I should absolutely be doing. The panic that ensued in my body, I literally I got the piece of paper out and I started just writing things on a piece of paper that didn't even fucking make sense, because I feel like I should just be doing this. Also because he's doing this when I feel a whole lot better when I do a little bit less. Actually, but because he was so prepared we sat there for six hours before the episode.

01:11:04
Speaker 3: That's what was brutal.

01:11:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because because if you go and you're like, all right, we have this big guest coming up. The first time you came on before, we're familiar with you, it's like, Yo, we got fucking Burt on the episode. Your whole goal is the minute you walk here is like get him on the bus as soon as possible, because you don't want to have like the small talk where you're.

01:11:18
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, don't talk about blahlah blah.

01:11:20
Speaker 1: And so we sit there with this for six hours with a couple of secret Service guys. All the conversations you could have are already done, and now it's just like now we have an hour and a half.

01:11:30
Speaker 3: Now.

01:11:30
Speaker 2: So we got there at three to do all the secret Service stuff, and we were supposed to be at three. We're probably gonna sit down an interviewing at like six, and then there was a little hope that we might get him on a little earlier. I don't think we sat down with him until like nine pm a night, Right, So we're for tracks in that little conference room unless you go, unless you go potty, and then the secret Service guy's got to escort you go because oh yeah, oh I didn't.

01:11:51
Speaker 1: Like yeah it was and that's yeah.

01:11:57
Speaker 3: I'm getting you know, and everything about that guy playing in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I fucking I'll fly to I told I was. I was gonna go to Russia to promote the movie, and apparently they're kidnapping journalists and so I was like, well, okay, it's a bad time.

01:12:11
Speaker 1: It's a whole new special. Yes, he's got that motherfucker.

01:12:14
Speaker 3: Now that's a nice I'd definitely bring a eight pen in the Uh.

01:12:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a way.

01:12:19
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to Britney Griner? Is she still playing?

01:12:21
Speaker 1: She still she's still hooping nice, she's doing it hey.

01:12:25
Speaker 2: But but on your point with THEO, Yeah, I feel like he is like reaching insane new stratospheres because his his pod, like the way he started, because I've I've followed THEO like since he's been podcasting out in LA and everything else, the rat King, and now it feels like he's becoming like a rogan S style podcast where he has on all these massive names and all these massive people, but he does it his style, in his way.

01:12:48
Speaker 1: And making the change. I believe it was during COVID or around that time where he was like I'm leaving La, I'm gonna go to Nashville, right when he was doing whole bunch of stuff with Shop and Dalia and all that, and it's like this guy kind of taking away his lifeline a little bit because he was alway kind of in a group of people as opposed to being solo, right and taking that by the balls and rolling.

01:13:07
Speaker 3: Is is I mean trump on?

01:13:08
Speaker 2: Then Bernie Sanders like yeah wo and then he has a plumber.

01:13:12
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and the numbers just as well yeah, because people are really there for THEO.

01:13:18
Speaker 3: I will tell you, I will tell you this, and I think THEO would even attest to this. I me and Amy Schumer realized how brilliant he was when we did We did a reality show called Reality Bites back on Comedy Central probably twelve years ago, and THEO Vaughn was, without question, on the final episode of that show the funniest individual anyone's ever witnessed speak aloud. We were crying, laughing from the for the whole Amy Schumer and I were like, he is going to be the best comic ever if and this was the thing, like if he can figure out how to do what he's doing right now on stage, and he and I'm being for real, he didn't for a while, like because this is like probably fifteen years ago, twelve years ago, that's it is that the episode that fucking that person right there made me and Amy Schumer laugh harder than any I've never laughed that hard. Michael Liam Black was like, dude, this guy's a genius. Everyone Donelle Rollins, Theo's the funniest man alive. And he figured out just he just cuts some of the bullshit out and and he is today that guy. Man. We saw it that we get the first taste of it that night and we were like, this is this man will be unstoppable. Yeah, and he's And he's the sweetest fucking guy. You know how sweet this motherfucker is. I'm a I love little secret stuff. You only ended the podcast with your ladies fucking you know. THEO showed up to give her love. He pulled up to say, hey Aleenn his first live show. I just want to say, hi, congratulations. That's who the fuck that guy is. You don't ever like that shit goes down in my book forever, Like that's like, he's a real dude.

01:15:06
Speaker 1: That's the all time. When it comes to the podcast stuff like you with Rogan him starting, did you guys ever imagine that that would be? I mean, is that the craziest shit in the world. No, dude, because you see you see the clip of him he was on somebody Else's somebody Else's show. That kind of gave him the brainchild to make the Joe Rogan experience. And we all, I mean, you're obviously friends with him, but everybody who listens to podcasts has come across Rogan one way or another, and most of the time become fans. Yeah, and he's got the largest podcast in the entire world, Like, did you guys ever think that was going to be such a massive opportunity for views and everything and getting to say your specials and your movie coming on all that.

01:15:47
Speaker 3: Dude. It's why I have a hard time understanding the way people see Joe today, because I just know that Joe, Like I just know the Joe, like, like it's funny. I like to go back and listen to old episodes of his and because that's the Joe I remember this. I mean, he's he's brilliant. He's always been a brilliant dude. He's always been ahead of the curve. And I'll say that I knew something was up with the podcast the first time I did it, and I got like six thousand followers on Twitter immediately, and I was like, whoa and then the next time I did it, I put out the machine shirt and I sold like twenty five grand in shirts by the weekend, and I was like, well, and we did six figures in shirts in the first month, and I was like, whoa, this is like, I mean, you kind of knew then there's like a moment where and then when we did like Sober October and you just the ground swell around it. And that's why I also say, like, that's why negative stuff caught me off guard, because you only like it was overwhelmingly positive. If you went on Rogan, it was overwhelmingly positive. It was like, dude, you guys are losing weight. Bert got his beard shaved, and everyone Tom's fat, pray for Joe and and it was like crazy. I think the time I started noticing negativity really honestly was when I got drugged by Ari and and not everyone thought it was bad. And I remember going like, oh, there are people that call me a bit because I got upset by it. And I was like, oh, this is weird. It was crazy because it was our friendship and it was our it was our friends. It was like, you know what, when I talked to Joe every day probably an hour that whole October, probably every day for an hour, and I talked to him because I was really upset by it. But I don't think any of us ever ever thought it was going to be what it is. I don't think any of us ever saw this for him. I mean, and I still to this day. Like I was with him the other day and I was like, I was like, what, Like he's just signed that new deal or whatever, and I was like, what's it, Like, what's it like to be like that rich? Like I never thought i'd know someone had that much money. And he was just like, oh no, Like he's I mean, he's still Joe to me, Like he's still like you know, and he's like, I don't know, man, Like he's like he's like. My favorite Joe moment is we were high and he was like, how many fish do you think we'd have? If if you could throw a fish ten feet in the air and it grew wings, it would fly, how many fists do you think we'd have on this earth? And I was like, the fuck are you talking about? Yes, that's Joe Rogan, Like that's who he is. He's a silly like you backstore at the at the at the Mothership. That's Joe Rogan. Like, when I see him interview some of these people, I go, I don't know that guy at all. I don't really like, I don't understand he read the guy's book before the fucking thing. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? Ultimate curiosity, ultimate ultimate curiosity. But the Rogan I know is the one that you get there. I mean, this is like the this. Anyone that's done that's good friends with Joe would know this. Joe, the Joe that you do the podcast with and then you play pool with for an hour, smoking weed and talking shit. That's the Joe I know, Like, that's the fucking But he's uh, I mean he's he saw it early, like he was he was told all of us, get podcast. He's like, get a podcast, immediately, get a podcast. I was like, I better as a guest, and he's like, no, get a podcast, get a podcast. You gotta have a podcast, dude. I'm telling you, this is gonna change the fucking world. Dude. Thank god I listened to him. Thank fucking god. Thank god for Joey Das And Tom's a girl that came over to my house on a Sunday when my dad we were having Easter Sunday, they came over. Tom hit record, gave us all Mike's and I did my first podcast. Tom said, don't edit it, just put it up and night. You gotta do it every week. And thank god he did that because it changed my life. I mean that, Tom. It's amazing all the people that affect you in certain ways that are having a positive in effect in your life. And it's funny to see who people see Tom as. I just know Tom as a guy who counts your burps in a car, you know, Like that's Tommy, Like he's just I know him as the fat Tom. I don't I don't think of him as having money ever. I know that he has money, but I all I remember is poor Tom who would plug his phone in a cross the room because he only had one charger, and then he'd just walked across the room to get his fucking phone. Like I only know. Like I remember when he got addicted to pea campies and he started eating like two or three pea campies a day. Oh. He used to travel with hot sauce in his pocket. He had hot sauce on him all the time. Dude, I love. My fucking favorite moment of Tommy is and this is worthy of someone googling and watching for yourself. We went to Hawaii, me and Tom and with Russell Peters, and the very first day, Tom's harry as fucking I go, dude, let me shave your back, and he goes, you sure. I said, yeah, let me shave your back. So I shave his back and he's shaving his back. I realized there's so much hair on him that like, I was like, dude, your armpit hair connects with your chest hair. That shouldn't happen. I go, let me hollow that out for you, and he goes, what do you mean? I said, I'll just clean it up. I'm gonna clean it up. So it looks to fine, it looks like you have a muscle, and he's like, you sure, And I was like, yeah, I'm drunk. He's drunk. And I shave his one tit like to hollow it out, and as I pull back. As I pull back, I realize it looks like his tits are wearing sunglasses. And he gets fucking livid because it's our first day in Hawaii, and he looks ridiculous, and I can't stop fucking laughing. I am crying laughing. It's the hardest I've ever laughed because it looks insane. And now he has to walk around Hawaii looking like this all fucking week.

01:21:35
Speaker 2: God, I didn't know he was that fat.

01:21:37
Speaker 1: Oh oh bro oh bro oh hold on, look up some of his earlier.

01:21:41
Speaker 3: There's been there's ever been an adfros epic. Let me tell you this fucking guy. He was so fucking fat. He was type in just have fun and google fat Tom, and it is fucking insane fat. He was massive.

01:21:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did not know that massive.

01:21:59
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And you know, you know he was like a stud growing up, like recruited to play football places jawline chin. Look at that's not him.

01:22:08
Speaker 1: That's assures that they're grabbing another tweet. He'll he'll come back and be able to dial at all.

01:22:17
Speaker 3: The one thing, one thing I wish I had.

01:22:19
Speaker 2: That's him. I think that that's him.

01:22:22
Speaker 3: That's him, that's him, that's him. That one right there, Tom, that's Tom, that's Tom Girra.

01:22:27
Speaker 1: I mean, that's big boy, big boy, big big boy.

01:22:32
Speaker 3: If there was one thing.

01:22:34
Speaker 1: Four stairs tired at a breath, boy.

01:22:36
Speaker 3: If there was one thing you admire him that you wish you had. And if there's one thing you admire him that you wish you had, what.

01:22:42
Speaker 2: Would be say say that again?

01:22:43
Speaker 3: So, like I look at Tommy and I go, the one thing I wish I had that Tommy has. He doesn't care what people think about him, Like, really, that is beautiful. It's insane. It's insane. When he went after pro wrestling, I was like, you have tom like we have friends that are like professional wrestlers. Like He's like, okay, I go, yeah, but I think a lot of people are gonna get upset. And you see, I don't give a fuck. He really doesn't care at all. It's insane, you know, he doesn't care on such a fucking level. Like he doesn't like when we go do Rogan, He's like, I got a hard out, I can only do an hour today, And you're like, dude, Drogan, let's do three hours. He's like, no, I'm leaving. He just doesn't care. He can sit silently in a car and not talk for a fucking six hour car ride, just not speak to you. He's insane. I wish I could not. I wish I could not. So, like, what's one thing that you see him do that you go, I wish I had more of that. And what's one thing you see him that you go, I wish I.

01:23:39
Speaker 2: Could Taylor's obsessive discipline with his health Okay, really well, yeah, like when Taylor wants to get something done health wise, he stays dialed in. Now obviously, like we'll have our times where we splurge and do all.

01:23:59
Speaker 1: About that stuff the boys, But you know that gas station didn't we You know what.

01:24:02
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, Like when he gets dialed in on something health wise that he wants to get done and accomplished, like it gets accomplished.

01:24:08
Speaker 3: Really, are you working out right now? Yeah?

01:24:12
Speaker 1: No, I literally it's funny you say that, and I do appreciate that because it's literally for the last two months, I've been traveling and moving around so much that I've just treated my body like a sewer. I know it, you off to, I know because I just I I do love. I found myself loving routine and enjoying routine and figuring out, Okay, I'm gonna get it in the morning, I'm gonna do this and then I'm gonna go and as soon as work is done, I'm gonna immediately get home as fast as possible to spend as much time my family is. Don't pull this ship up. I did a thing for Redoo out door but yeah, yeah, yeah, like I he was that way in football too, Yeah.

01:24:50
Speaker 3: Very but yeah you were you.

01:24:52
Speaker 1: I think you've got that I.

01:24:54
Speaker 3: Would have loved as intenous. Yeah.

01:24:57
Speaker 1: One thing I love a about Will that I wish I had more of is how truly intentional he is with things like if we like when we do our locker room that comes out on Wednesdays. He he's so intentional about what he's going to say and what his picks are and how he's going to say it to where I really enjoy going somewhere and then figuring out what I'm going to say there. I think there's a lot of fun in that for my brain to be like, okay, like let me try to maneuver and figure out my best way to make my friend smile laugh or ask a good question. What I see Will to do kind of like the Trump thing is like the ability to prepare in a way that is extremely effective and extremely intentional about the way he does it that I just don't have that.

01:25:42
Speaker 3: The best part of that interview was the last two questions.

01:25:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're all by again.

01:25:46
Speaker 3: Smart. That was really smart because because you ended up getting like ten more minutes out of him because he was done he was yeah, and then and then you're like, actually I have one more question go and I actually have one to follow up. And that was the best part of that interview. Yeah, that was really smart.

01:25:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It's a it's a special thing, and that was nice you made us do that.

01:26:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish Tommy if I was gonna say, now was I'm talking to you two? If I was like, I wish Tommy had more of the the thing you guys have, Like Tommy and I are close, but we're close in a weird way, like we're really close, but not like publicly that if that makes sense, Like you guys team up really well together, like when you guys do stuff like beer Olympics, Like you could never get Tommy to do beer Olympics.

01:26:27
Speaker 1: You could never get He did promise when he was at the Super Bowl, he did.

01:26:31
Speaker 3: Like even this, now I'm gonna fucking tell a secret. And but Tommy wasn't gonna come to the premiere in my movie. I know. Yeah, Oh, you knew that. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Like I think like that because he just doesn't give a fuck, Like he just really doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things. And so he goes, yeah, I'm not gonna make it. I'm just coming in. I'm gonna be on the road, and it really fucked me up. And I was like, I was like I would go anywhere for him, like right, but he's like, yeah, I just I can't do it, and You're like what I mean? I got I got emotional and then they he showed up and surprised me and I cried on the fucking red carpet. But I was like, like I love like if. And maybe it's because we live in different cities though, now is that we're you know, we're so what seems like we're so distant. We're like we only see each other to do the podcast, you know, like I wish I wish it was I wish we could go back to COVID. Do you guys miss COVID at all?

01:27:22
Speaker 2: I miss going for the late night risk games.

01:27:24
Speaker 1: Yes, And it was like a weekday too, like a Tuesday night, because we do like that's one thing that I was interested as your guys relationship being in different cities, like you probably cherish the times you're together a lot more.

01:27:36
Speaker 3: We dump, We emotionally dumpy on each other when we see each other, like just everything comes out and then uh, and then we popped And what's it's only sucks a little bit. Is like because we're in different cities, we don't really like we don't really get to hang out as much, you know, because if we hang out, we're like, we might as well monetize it. Let's fucking do a podcast.

01:27:56
Speaker 1: That's kind of I mean, that's kind of where we sit a little bit too. Like there's been a couple of times or Tail has been out of town, or Charles been out of toown and one of us is like, hey, this weekend, let's get the boys together. Let's do X, Y and Z. And then you just spend every single day with each other and it's kind of like the weekend comes and goes and you're like, oh, yeah, we didn't hang out, did we? Because you're just together all the time.

01:28:15
Speaker 3: I'll tell you all the time. Long time ago, I remember talking to Rogan on the phone, this is bizarre, and he was like, we got no really good conversation. He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, save it. Why don't you come over Let's podcast? And I was like, yeah, good call. Hung up. Drove out podcast had the same conversation because you're like, yo, it's such a good conversation.

01:28:37
Speaker 1: That's how most of our mondays are. We'll show up, we'll start talking about this. Wait, let's just wait, We'll just wait until we're on the buckle.

01:28:42
Speaker 3: Oh's. And but you know what's crazy is like the conversations Tommy and I do have that aren't on the podcast are so would be such great podcasts, Like it's just gossip and like drama and like I mean, like.

01:28:55
Speaker 1: A couple of gals spilling tea.

01:28:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I remember when knowing about what you say, you're just having a conversation.

01:29:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.

01:29:03
Speaker 2: The good thing with us too, though, is like we do this the fall tour we we do we do different tours where we're traveling around going to games together. So we get to do like fun ship like that that gets considered like we're working, but ultimately we're happy.

01:29:17
Speaker 3: We can't. We cannot tour together. We are very different tour people.

01:29:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, Leo would not go well or go too well to the point where it would not be good.

01:29:26
Speaker 3: No, it would never go well. He is I mean, am I am I writing assessing this Tom? When we did the super Bowl. We did the Super Bowl just recently. Yeah, me and him did with Shane and we brought Shane and then Bobby Lee with us. My green room was fucking awesome. Nate Diaz, Guy Fiertti, Jimmy Kimmel, fucking a bunch of pro athletes, fucking Shane and Bobby and fucking everyone's having cocktails. Tom had his own green room where there was a red light and Tom sitting in a chair. May am I not? Am I making this up? Tom sits by himself in his green room with a red light. He changes all the red and he just sits there. Why because he's a fucking lunatic. I went to his show with the Forum and and he just is sitting in a red and I go, what are you doing? And he doesn't drink, he doesn't really party, He's just relaxing. You know. He had too short at his fucking his show with the Forum. I went to go see this. What's so crazy? I was at his show on the Forum and some guy was like, you guys, are really friends, And I was like, yeah, He's like, you came to support your friend. I was like yeah, like we're regular, but Tom's in his room with a red light by himself. I went into two shorts room and got fucking lit. I was like, why would you fucking sit in Tom's room? He is such a drip. He like just sits like in this and like he gets done the show and he's like, well, would you like to get a steak maybe or go to bed. You're like I'm like, no, man, We're gonna get fucking loose. And he's like, nah, yeah he had too short. I saw too short. I got fucking freaked out. I call him Todd Shawl.

01:30:57
Speaker 1: Do you ever get to do you ever get to like truly basking what he's done with his life? He just seems like a guy that is just like, like you said, doesn't give a fuck and just kind of move forward. Do you ever get him sit there and be like, hey, look how much you've accomplished, how much you've done, and and be like, oh my god, that's so cool.

01:31:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think he ever pinches himself being like I can't believe this. We're getting to do this stuff? No, it all went away. He wouldn't give a fuck, like he doesn't like, he doesn't none of it. Tom is very disconnected from his ego, like he doesn't. Standing ovation doesn't mean anything to him. It doesn't affect him the way it affects me. If I get a standing ovation, sometimes I'll cry, I'll get emotional. I'll be like because I feel it, I feel it, Like like look at him, he's just like this, head down like this, like don't please. You know, that's fucking He looks like he's getting arrested. They're on their feet and fucking.

01:31:49
Speaker 1: Curing on the words you said, which is the craziest thing about being comic. Yeah, like you just said words in a way that made people go, that's fucking that's funny. Yeah, And people like it so much that their standing up and clapping for you and.

01:32:00
Speaker 3: His effect and burrs this way a little bit, like they're both like the praise and the adulation. Maybe I don't know.

01:32:08
Speaker 2: I don't know.

01:32:09
Speaker 3: I don't know if they if they find it gross, you know, to to basking it or I don't know. They're very similar men where they're just like, eh, thank you, and they just walk off dude, I fucking I mean, there was a period of time where I could get a standing ovation if I wanted one, like I knew how to do it, like I would, I'd be like, thank you and then turn my back and go three, two one, oh, here we go. Fuck it's I did it to Ari one time, and I've never seen Ari lose his mind more. I told him like, he's like, I've never had a standing ovation. I said, you can get one if you want one. He's like what, and I said, O, yeah, yeah, I'll show you this. If I want one, I can show you how I do it. I just what I do is I go thank you, and then I go to get my shirt and I grab my shirt. I turn around and then you see one person oh no, thank you so much, and then another oh no, no no, oh guys, please don't, please don't, and then everyone stands up. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And I was like, yeah, yeah, but like guys like Tom and Ari and Joe, they would never think about that. But I don't know. I'm fucking broken. I'm broken, Like, dude, you give me a standing ovation, I will get emotional. I love it. It's fucking awesome. I love when people say, hey, man, I love your podcast or I love you I mean something to me, I go, thank you? You know so? Yeah, I've cried so much on podcasts. The one to all my cries are ugly? Which one's that one?

01:33:40
Speaker 1: I love how your subtitles falling?

01:33:44
Speaker 3: Christ Christ Oh? I cried at the fucking hold on. This is not fair. Everyone should cry at the end of fucking mites and men bawling. I get to feed the rabbits. This was Tom saying. He was like, I was like Lenny, and he was like, George, Yeah, I.

01:34:03
Speaker 1: Don't think I've seen this movie.

01:34:05
Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding? Of mice and men? No? Do I get to feed the rabbits? George, I feed the rabbits. Tell me like it's gonna be. Tell me like it's gonna be with the alfalfa. You've never seen it?

01:34:17
Speaker 2: No?

01:34:17
Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me? Are you? We had to read the book? Oh my god? And then this is not We were breaking down mentally to.

01:34:25
Speaker 1: Say so one of you and the Stefano when the Stephano starts crying about him not being around this kid and stuff like that. I mean, obviously, having a kid in traveling as much as I do, just hit different than watch.

01:34:36
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, here's the thing. So I get, I'll get, I'll get shit on sometimes when I get emotional and uh, like people just say enough. I'm tired of it. But like there's certain thing. Look, that's my my cancel thing. It's like I overshare about like you have a video. I got emotional on a video you had about telling your daughter you loved her when you dropped off school. I think I texted you right right after. Yeah, yeah, look you can. You can take it or leave it. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna be one hundred percent of me one hundred percent of the time. And if I get emotional in moments like this, I don't give a fuck. If you go unfollowed, this isn't what I signed up for. Why aren't you being funny? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I really genuinely don't give a fuck. Yeah, but this moment, it's so hard, man, it's so hard to leave your kids. And you know what's crazy about this generation? Like Di Stefano is younger than me, he's very cognizant of it like we weren't cognizant. We we just I just did what I had to do. Like I, I just went on the road. Georgia was born. We induced labor because I had to work. It's like, that's that's how we started her life. He brought her in three days early so I could work with David tel and so I went on the road her for her. For the first year of her life, I was on the road every single weekend. I have an option, I have a choice. We were poor, like that's if everyone I don't know didn't have any money. I made seven hundred dollars a weekend. I had to pay for my flights at my hotel. We had no money. But I had to do that in order to have a little money. And Leanne had a job. Leanne worked twenty, you know, forty hours a week, and uh and I worked every fucking side, leveraged these children's childhood for work. I worked. And then if we did stuff like this there was a family vacation, I definitely put it online because I needed to sell tickets the next week in Omaha, you know. And so I did out all that and I fucking told every story about their life on stage because I just didn't know any better. And look, if I had the hindsight to go back and do it different, I would definitely do it differently, Like if I could do with the Stefan who didn't take some time off and be with my family.

01:36:43
Speaker 1: Absolutely, he's got a unique he's got a unique rule. We had him on the show over a year ago now where he said, I won't leave, I'll like stay in this region. I won't leave for more than like twenty four hours at a time.

01:36:53
Speaker 3: It's great, man, It's it's like, listen what it you know?

01:36:56
Speaker 1: But you your your wife had your wife had a story. I don't know where it was, like what show was on, whether it was hers, yours or just a post on Instagram, but she tells a story about when you guys are broke the way you said you were, and you were like had like a forty in your hand in a bag and you were a skateboarding home and she's like, that's don't ever lose that.

01:37:14
Speaker 3: So I'll tell you the god I love missed that sweashirt somebody. I love that are sweasher That's a nice one. Yeah, it's heavy, it's heavy. I was I had I've had many careers within my career, Like when I was twenty six, I got picked by Will Smith to do a development deal six figures. Got a TV show right after that, and I remember being on Franklin and Vine and it's right when the when the seasons are changing in La, which is really kind of cool. It's cold but not cold, but very windy, really windy. And I was in an expedition, Eddie Bauer expedition. I had more money than I ever thought i'd make. I was in a Jason Williams Jersey. I was listening jaw Rule, the one he did with a chante, you know, And I was on the corner I was going to work, and I was like, oh man, I thought i'd be happier. I thought life would be like I got everything I wanted, like every I got it all. I thought i'd be happier. I was like, it just doesn't. The sparkle isn't there. I was like, it's nice, but I don't know. Son cut to by four or five years later. I'm married to Leanne. We have Georgia and Isla. We're broke, We're pissed broke. I mean, honestly, I remember Daniel Tosh coming over to pick me up. We're gonna go play poker a legend and he and I said, I need one hundred dollars from Leanna and she said we don't have it. And I said, no, just give me the give me a hundred dollars. She goes, no, we don't have one hundred dollars. I said, babe, I'm not gonna lose it. Just give a hundred buck. He goes, honey, we don't have I can't find one hundred dollars to give you. And Daniel Tosh was like, I'll give you a hundred dollars to end this conversation. We were broke, right, and she sent me to Rouse to go get milk for the girls, and I skateboarded Ouse and I with whatever money she had given me, I bought myself a forty of fosters, like a big oil can. And I was skating home, listening to Modest Mouse and I was just skateboarding and I was fucking and I literally said to myself in that moment, I was on Detroit Street. I went this, I'm happiest fuck right now, like I'm really happy. And she was watching me from the balcony and she's as I got up there, she goes, don't ever lose that boy, that guy that just killing forty, just skateboarding, just hat smiling, ear to fucking ear, And I said, I swear to God, and I mean, I'm I'm you know, I talk in hyperbole, but like every day I get with that chick is like fucking that. It's like fun as fuck. Man. I never thought that chick would be the one to give me all that. Like I thought she'd have to have way bigger tits, bronze skin, blonde hair, six feet like I thought that was the chick. But this little fucking redneck midget, this little fucking fucking barefoot just I just it's like crazy, that the chick, you know. And yeah, I mean, I'm the happiest guy in the I got everything I ever wanted in life, ever wanted, and no one's telling me to quit drinking. That's the best.

01:40:12
Speaker 1: She's never once said to you. Hey, listen, she.

01:40:14
Speaker 3: Says, she she told me, big boy a couple of times, what a beautiful Yeah, I really did, I really did. I like look, I like I I like, I like to have a good time. And it's like we're not. Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody, So what the fuck are we doing?

01:40:34
Speaker 1: Well? According to you, who it is guaranteed here tomorrow.

01:40:42
Speaker 3: I think I'm losing my fucking mind. You know, this is the last podcast I'm gonna do for like a year.

01:40:47
Speaker 2: Why, Yeah, what's going on? Tell tell us what's in the works with you?

01:40:51
Speaker 3: I'm done, I think I'm I think I'm I'm taking a year off of the road, and I want to think more before I talk. You know, you ever get like to the place where you're talking so much and not putting thought into anything. You're like, yeah, right, I've been podcasting straight every week straight for like fifteen years, which is crazy. And I think this, I think it gets convoluted with stand up and I think it's I don't know if it's made my stand up better. I think earlier on it did. But when I did this special, I was like, I just shot I just shot it in Florida recently comes out soon, I can't say yet, but uh, I was like, this is the this is the best one I've done. And I was like, and I can't, I can't think to do an I got to do another one. I have another one do in like a year or two. I was like, I need to take time off and like live a life, like I need to live. My girls are both in college. I don't have them to write about anymore. That was just such a fucking a well to go to with. Those fucking idiots were so funny. They were so fucking fun and and I was like, I need to take time off. I need to stop. And then and I started thinking about podcasting. I was like, you know, I got so many podcasts, and it's weird with comic because like, if I say something funny sometimes I'll say, hey, can you take that out? I'm gonna put it on stage. And then I was like, I should take all my funny thoughts and really start writing them down. So I've been I've never done this before, but I'm like, anytime I have a good thought, I write it down and I try to explore it and write it out. I just would work it out on stage. So I'm like, I was laying in bed today, I was like, I'm doing this podcast. I think this is the last one I'm gonna do for a year. And I was like, I don't think I'm gonna do anyone else's podcast, like not even Rogan's who you Know.

01:42:34
Speaker 1: What about your own?

01:42:37
Speaker 3: I was, I gotta be honestly, I was toying with the idea getting rid of mine. Really I was toying and getting rid of everything and just everything. But here's the problem. Is I love like I love Two Bears, Two Bears is I'll do that for the rest of my life. I love it. It's very lightlift because of who I do it with. Bird Cast sometimes can be a pain in the end as and then sometimes it's just a gift. Like I sat with Juvenile the other day, Like I fucking was obsessed with Juvenile, and then I sat and me him and many fresh smoked weed and drank vodka and I fucking laughed forever forever, and then and then I got to do it with with Maynard Keenan, mana Manage James Keenan, the leading er Tool. It's a gift. I'm not I'm not gonna get opportunities like that unless I have that podcast. So that's the only reason I don't want to get rid of it is just it's selfish, is that I I mean, yes, I make money from it, but it's selfishly I get to sit with these people that I fucking idolize because like Jimmy Kimmel comes over fucking jud Apatow and I get to pick the brains fucking it. That's the only reason I wouldn't get rid of it, but I would. I do think there's something to be said when when I look at like when I look at like uh like Stave and and D'stefano and that generation of comics, those are guys that are cool with walking away from everything. I know. I'm I'm god, I fucking love that guy. But like I you know, I wish I had the balls to do more of that, but I don't. I feel like, you know, I like so yeah, So I'm not gonna do other people's podcasts for a year, and I'm not going to do stand up for a year, and uh take some like Big Trips and uh Ghost. We've been seeing a lot of shows lately, like going to do Sye Music. I'm thinking about staying here an extra day and going to see Goose. Have you ever seen Goose? You heard of Goose? Oh my god, it's my favorite band there in Nashville there there on Thursday. I might I might stay in town. If I stay in town, I'm bring you guys to Goose. It's fucking insane, all right, Yeah, but I'm seeing music and then, yeah.

01:44:35
Speaker 1: It sounds like a little stoicism in your life, the ability to say no.

01:44:38
Speaker 3: No, I don't believe in that step. You know. He's cool as fuck too. He hit me up and he's like, you know, he said, I wish I could call him because you know, he backed me up privately in what way?

01:44:50
Speaker 1: Holiday?

01:44:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ryan Holiday?

01:44:52
Speaker 1: He was Holiday backed you up on saying I don't believe no.

01:44:55
Speaker 3: He said, I know what you're trying to say. Okay, he goes, I know what you're That's a big difference because I am nderstand what you're trying to say. He was like, there's wallflower stoics that don't really believe in it, but they quote it likes. He goes, I know what you were trying to say. But he goes, here, can I send you some books? And I was like, please, I think Ron Ryan Holiday is a bad after.

01:45:14
Speaker 1: I would have them on the show.

01:45:16
Speaker 3: But here's here's the other thing is that if you're a comic, why not why not challenge everything? Like immediately I go stoicism. Everyone's fucking second. Everyone believes in it.

01:45:25
Speaker 2: Come on the second, everyone's but everybody doesn't.

01:45:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, not me. Why the holiday is cool? Motherfucker? I want to I want to read exactly what he said. But you know what's so funny.

01:45:35
Speaker 2: Is I would love to have you on if you're happening to be watching.

01:45:39
Speaker 3: I got, I got, I'm gonna well, I'll wrap this up soon. I know you guys probably should leave, but that we got invited to a party, and uh uh, it's the craziest party I've ever been to. Everyone's there, no at who's did he?

01:45:54
Speaker 2: Did he?

01:45:54
Speaker 3: No? No? By the way, do you think you would have do you think when we talk about the coward and that is close, right, do you think you could have gone to Ditti's party and not been a part of it? Oh?

01:46:07
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

01:46:13
Speaker 3: Do you question?

01:46:16
Speaker 1: Were you ever invited to a Diddy party?

01:46:19
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no never no. But I've always I've done, I've done gone. I've gone out to eat with men that I thought were gay, like like like every guy that ever in Hollywood, I thought wanted to fuck me. Everyone Elliott Gould, I thought he wanted to fuck me. He was like let me give you your my number. We'll go out to dinner or sometime. And I was like, cool, he wants to fuck me. I always expected anyone Will Smith probably you know the I thought Will Smith wanted to fuck me in the ass. Yeah, oh you ever heard that story?

01:46:48
Speaker 1: No?

01:46:49
Speaker 3: No again? Is this legit? I swear to God, So Will Smith, I'm twenty six. One of his boys sees me to stand up. I would like, you can I, you know, maybe do a deal? I said, great, So like, let me introduce you. So I go to the Hip Factory, I think is where he was recording his album with Llennium, and uh, I meet him in a dance studio. It's a dance studio like two folding chairs, and we sit and we talk and I'm like, dude, I love hip hop. I love you know. I'm like trying to sell them because I want to do a deal with him. And I'm like, I love black guys. You're black, like I'm fucking you know.

01:47:26
Speaker 1: Just every hell of a selling point.

01:47:27
Speaker 3: Du Juvie was big then, so I was like talking about fresh and everything, and so he's like cool man, he was like, uh, He's like, what are you doing to night? And I was like nothing. He was like, let's go to the movies. I was like, okay, so I leave. I remember calling my dad and he was like, how to go. I said, good, We're going to the movies, and my dad's like on a date. I go to No. He was like, what do you mean You're going to the fucking movies with them? I go I to know. He said he wanted to go to the movies, and so we're going to the movies. My Dad's like, called buddy, I'm sorry. I was like what and he goes. This is they called the casting couch in Hollywood. These men they're so tired of having sex with women that the only man really turns them on is to fuck young guys and to turn them out. It's called the casting couch. I was like, Dad, that's impossible. He goes, What's more possible the fact that you're so talented that, within doing stand up for six months, the biggest movie start in the world wants to do a TV show about you, or that he's tired of pussy and he wants to fuck you. I was like, oh my god, I'm getting fucked, and he goes, I go, what do I do? And he goes, no, I'm just like, I'm giving you a heads up, like go, but you.

01:48:31
Speaker 1: Know your dad's like you're gonna get You're inna catitch hands and that's okay.

01:48:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, just I'm giving your heads up. That's why he's bringing you there. But you know, I'm just don't want my only son going in not knowing what he's ready for. So I go. We were supposed to do it at Planet Hollywood, which is even still sounds weird to see a movie at Planning Hollywood. I go in, I'm like, as Will Smith here and they're like, no, movie stars don't hang out here. So I'm sitting in the lobby going like what the fuck? And then this dude probably six' seven comes out of a. Corner his Name's Charlie mack and he, goes, You, burt AND i was like, yeah and he goes. DOWNSTAIRS i was, like, Motherfucker i'm gonna have to fuck this guy. Too like he's six. SEVEN i know Who Charlie mack is. Too it's's got a song about. Him i'm gonna stand at the. Stairs there's ten black dudes sitting in a room like probably a little bit bigger than this bus with a curtain and a folding table in the. Center And i'm, like oh my, God i'm gonna fuck these ten black. Guys Charlie. Mack i'm sure he's Bringing Jazzy. Jeff plus that's thirteen. Dudes i'm gonna have to fuck. Tonight i'm, like this is getting scenario is getting. Worse Will smith comes in WITH i swear To, God Jazzy. JEFF i swear To. God he walks in With Jazzy jeff and he's, like he's, like, guys this is the. Guy and everyone looks at me and they're like, Yeah they're, like this Is. BURT i was, like oh my, god this is how it goes. Down and then the.

01:49:39
Speaker 2: Car probably think there's no WAY i can get away from these.

01:49:41
Speaker 3: Guys oh just from the doors. Locked it's down to fight to. Stairs it's down fight to stairs in a small, room red curtains all around, it folding table in the. Center i'm, like it's going down right. Now curtains open up to reveal a private movie theater and me and ten thirteen black dudes Watch American. PIE i sat in a To will the whole, Time, me him And Jazzy jeff laughed, hysterically and at the end of the, MOVIE i go Uh he was, like, hey what did you? Think AND i was, like what do you? Mean what DID i? THINK i said it was a good. Movie he does know about the, room, like what do you. Mean he's like the. GUYS i was, LIKE i don't. Know they're black, dudes and he, goes, no you said you're a hip hop. Fan he's, like that's Biz, marquis that's. Cool MOD, d that's Big daddy. Came he's, LIKE i brought all the legends so you could meet. Them AND i was, LIKE i could have fucked cool MOD.

01:50:26
Speaker 1: D Jesus, Christ, YEAH.

01:50:30
Speaker 3: I fucking UH. D that was. IT i did a deal with. HIM i saw his dick like a week later AT. Abc it's a. Hog. Really he was pissing next to. Me he's we went INTO abc to sell a, Sitcom Jimmie. TARSIS i, think who's passed? Away she was RUNNING abc at the, time AND i had to piss really. BAD i went into the bathroom to take a piss And will, Goes i'm gonna come with. YOU i got a piss, too and he sat right next to. Me stood right next to me started, pissing and his you know how you can hear someone's stream and know the his was like a fun fucking fire. Hose you're A German shepherd's barking like it was fucking. Wild and he gave me the keys to the. Business he was, like this is, how this is everything you need to know In. Hollywood this is the Short AND i couldn't hear any of it BECAUSE i had to. PISS i just AND i couldn't. PISSED i got his gun shy AND i just sat there trying to, piss trying to, piss trying to, piss and he was. Done and then he walked over and ALL i heard him, say right AS i started to, piss he, goes just be. Yourself that's ALL i heard the whole. Thing yeah he. WAS i Liked. WILL i had a great time with. Him but you had me on the edge of my seat thinking something was about to.

01:51:31
Speaker 1: Go, YEAH i thought this is gonna be the podcast you told.

01:51:35
Speaker 3: No, NO i THOUGHT e wanted to fuck me, Too and he just took me to.

01:51:37
Speaker 1: Dinner, really so sounds like Everybody la is actually.

01:51:40
Speaker 3: Nice everyone In la is really. GOOD yea not a lot of. PEDOPHILES i haven't, met uh pedophile that you know?

01:51:46
Speaker 2: Of, yeah not? Yet, right like these, lists.

01:51:50
Speaker 1: Did you ever meet?

01:51:51
Speaker 3: Him talk to? Him so what are they saying he? Did BECAUSE i definitely would have gotten into a sex.

01:51:56
Speaker 2: Party yeah those things, Pedophilia uh little sex. Ring have you? Been have you? Heard have you heard the the audios that have came out apparently of.

01:52:06
Speaker 3: Him like fucking, dudes, hard grunted. Mill, yeah this is all.

01:52:11
Speaker 1: Allegedly we don't want to get suits.

01:52:12
Speaker 3: Allegedly fifty ever see the clip of fifty it was a bad bunny or something like.

01:52:19
Speaker 1: That you see the the comment fifty cent put ON p did's when he's riding a? Bicycle, no so he comments on the it's A p didd he's on a. Bicycle he, smiling he, goes fifty cent. Goes the only reason WHY p did he smiling because there's no seat on that, bicycle like he apparently fifty cents note about it for a.

01:52:36
Speaker 3: While did you ever see the clip ON?

01:52:39
Speaker 2: Ms put it like fifty very, dark it's very.

01:52:41
Speaker 3: Bad you gotta you gotta find the. Clips one of the Hardest i've ever, LAUGHED p didd he was like, yo man to, Fifties like you want to hang, Out i'll take you. Shopping you don't have to buy, Anything i'll pay for.

01:52:55
Speaker 1: It, Right what the fuck are we talking about?

01:52:58
Speaker 3: Here? Dude have you you guys got to Do Drink? Champs have you you ever Watched Drink? Champs?

01:53:02
Speaker 1: No what's?

01:53:02
Speaker 3: That? Oh shut the fuck, up. Dude it is fucking. Amazing what's Drink? Champs it's out Of, miami is Uh nori and DJ fn and they fucking you just drink with them and they. Talk it's such a great. Interview but if you're into hip, hop the interviews they have are fucking. INSANE dmx interviews are the best interviews on. Here THE dmx ones are. INSANE i did it Because i'm a Huge i'm a huge hip hop. Fan But i'm friends With. Nori nori's. Nor he's a bad aass. Motherfucker he gets after it and he's like running a ton right now him. Here we're gonna have him hopefully come out and do maybe the next five k we. Do but he's, like they're, awesome. Dude Drink champs is fucking, awesome but their interviews are. WILD i would be done right there The diddy. ONE i don't know anything about hip hop at, all at. All, No I'm i'm like blakelyn a two good. Show it's some forty one. Guy i'm a late nineties early two thousand. Shares. Yeah, yeah not these ones, today but the ones every day about country. Music love, It Red Clay, stres love. Them Marcus, King.

01:54:07
Speaker 1: Marcus King, Band, yes bro pull pull one of those songs, Up Goodbye.

01:54:12
Speaker 3: Carolina oh My, God Delilah Marcus king's new, Album. Delilah that Song Marcus. King, YEAH i MEAN i did a crazy interview With marcus THAT i got a lot of ship For why, yeah why HE i understand, It like you, KNOW i joke about, alcoholism you, know AND i joke about.

01:54:31
Speaker 1: It you don't believe in.

01:54:31
Speaker 3: IT i. DON'T i. DON'T i. DON'T i, DON'T i. DON'T i. Don't, here here's the. Deal if you have an eating, disorder they don't tell, you don't, worry no food for you for the rest of your. Life you have to figure out a way to manage. IT i think that we can do the same. Anyway here's my. Point So marcus comes over to my. HOUSE i, Apologize marcus If i'm. Oversharing but he comes over AND i wasn't drinking at the. TIME i was just on one of those benders WHERE i wasn't drinking and he comes over and he was. LIKE i was, like here's. Up HE'S i had a rough night last. NIGHT i, said, okay CAN i get you? SOMETHING i got every soda he could ever. Imagine he, GOES i fell off the wagon last, night AND i, said, OKAY i said how. Long he's like a couple of. YEARS i. THINK i was, like. WHOA i, said what are you looking? For and he, Said i'm looking for something to maybe get me through the. DAY i was, like, Yeah i'm in. There i'll do it with. You Like I'm i'll fucking if you're having a, Moment i'll have a moment with. YOU i don't give a. Fuck so we did a very drunken podcast where he had fallen off the wagon and this is the Guy.

01:55:26
Speaker 1: Marcus, oh, okay, YES i have seen this. Guy he's extremely. Talented HE'S i would argue he's a.

01:55:33
Speaker 3: PRODIGY i, mean he's fucking the. Best you, know guy likes to get loose every now and, then and right now he's. SOBER i think he's sober right. Now but the day he came, over he fell off the, wagon AND i just Wasn't i'm not the guy that's going to go, hey, MAN i don't. Know i'm not that. Guy i'm the guy that, goes, yeah i'lldrink with. You so we got. Hammered we talked about him falling off the. Wagon we talked about his wife wasn't talking to him at the time because he had fallen off the. Wagon and so many people have so many fucking opinions of how they should have HOW i should have dealt with, that AND i was, like, no, Man i'm your. Friend if something goes, Down i'm just gonna stand next to you and not ask. Questions i'm not gonna make it a more difficult day for. You i'm gonna be your. Boy and so we've we've, stayed we've stayed. Close he came, out he ended up doing fully loaded with, us sober, sober didn't. Drink we Did Flora. Bama we went out to The Flora bama, bar gone on stage. TOGETHER i was fucking, lit but he didn't. Drink he was being being. HEALTHY i love that guy to. Death, Man he's a.

01:56:26
Speaker 2: Legend he is.

01:56:27
Speaker 1: Fuckingible i've got to listen to some of his. Music i've seen some of his, clips BUT i have not dove into his music just. Yet do we want to hit a twisted question?

01:56:35
Speaker 2: Before? Yes And i'm so. Sorry my bladder so. SMALL i have to, pee.

01:56:39
Speaker 3: Pete go be a third.

01:56:40
Speaker 1: P how long has this podcast been going?

01:56:41
Speaker 3: On?

01:56:43
Speaker 1: Huh oh this is nothing is one of the shorter.

01:56:46
Speaker 3: Ones, yeah, second another, HOUR i, mean get me another twisted, tea get him.

01:56:49
Speaker 2: A tweet tweet right?

01:56:51
Speaker 3: Now what do you really start breaking down? Things so you.

01:56:54
Speaker 1: Texted us about possibly doing some hurricane relief and then, you.

01:56:58
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's i'm doing In tampa. Instead, Okay so it was THE i DON'T i don't want to shit on the relief people, that you, know the different.

01:57:07
Speaker 1: Ones, yeah hey, sure grab me a water, too Please.

01:57:09
Speaker 3: God BUT i was gonna do one tonight at The ryman and uh And i'm just going, Anyway i'm just, going, yeah, yeah and just doing stuff That i'm. Doing i'm Doing i'm doing. Stuff you, Know it's it gets really. Tricky what the.

01:57:27
Speaker 2: Fuck tall?

01:57:28
Speaker 3: Boy oh my, god it gets really tricky giving Money i've gotten fucked a number of.

01:57:34
Speaker 1: Times it's tough to give, money especially when you don't where it's.

01:57:36
Speaker 3: Going so So i'll tell you that, this AND i, MEAN i wish it wasn't so LIKE i did something for The, bucks. Right The bucks were trying to build a house for habitat for. Humanity they needed like one hundred thousand. Dollars i've Been Doug williams, right epic quarterback for The. Bucks i'm With Doug. WILLIAMS i do a. VIDEO i. Go all we're asking is for two dollars and forty six. Cents, Chrisler i'm donating two thousand and forty six. Dollars i'm With Doug. Williams just put it in two dollars AND i get destroyed. Online i'm oblivious to it Because i'm not reading. Comments tommy comes to me and he's, like, dude you look like a fucking. Ass you're asking everyone to donate two. Dollars you donated two. Thousand he's like. You the comment online is bert you could have just bought the house. YOURSELF i was, like, kay but that's not how charity. Works it's like we group fund, things right, right, RIGHT i ended up buying a. HOUSE i had to buy a. House have a, guilt one hundred thousand. DOLLARS i bought a fucking house for habitat if You Vanity tom bought a house. Too we both bought. Houses and So i'm, Like i'm, Like i'm never going to fucking help anyone again because it comes back to. Me, yeah and then it's like it's LIKE i was, LIKE i was, like, also two thousand dollars is like a Solid why can't you just donate two thousand? Dollars so THEN i learned you just you cannot try to get credit for helping. People, No you've got to do it, silently. Right so THAT'S jp on the.

01:58:56
Speaker 1: Bus he's big on, that, like if you're going to do something for, somebody you don't you don't want to do it at all in the public.

01:59:02
Speaker 2: Eye, DUDE i.

01:59:02
Speaker 3: DID i. Did i'm the kind of guy that IF i, send IF i give you money for, GoFundMe LIKE i put my name on. It, Yeah so AND i donate the most so That i'm at the top of the list just to. Win oh, YEAH i Fucking i've dropped ten thousand dollars a number of times into go fundme is just to see my name above everyone else's some of.

01:59:22
Speaker 2: The gofundme's out. There, man there's a there's a buddy of mine who did a GoFundMe for surgery on his.

01:59:27
Speaker 3: Dog that's WHERE i draw the.

01:59:29
Speaker 1: LINE i BELIEVE i know this person, too like that who's doing? Well oh he's doing he does?

01:59:36
Speaker 2: Well, yeah does does.

01:59:36
Speaker 1: Well it's not like he's just living in a cardboard, Boxes like my dog has to get brain. Surgery please help fund.

01:59:42
Speaker 2: This cancer family, emergency like it's stuff like, obviously but you're talking about surgery for a, dog, like, yeah you gotta have a line, somewhere you.

01:59:51
Speaker 1: Know It's, Uh.

01:59:53
Speaker 3: I'm, Done i'm done trying to. HELP i USE i. Go i'll help, you and you'll never know about. It Like i'm doing a show In tampa And i'm giving the proceeds to what you might call, it and then obviously we will donate. Money it'll be, silent you won't know how much it went. Right but but you just. Can't you. Can't LIKE i was gonna try to do something here and then and all of a sudden it just got so, convoluted AND i was, Like i'm. OUT i don't even want to be associated with, it because second you Say i'd like to do, something all of a, sudden everyone just attacks. YOU i mean the fucking fire fires AND maui, LIKE i was was, toning, dude look at my fucking. Phone all it is is people venmoing me asking for a thousand. Dollars it's it's and one chick's hot as. Fuck. Dude she's like a single. Mom, LOOK i want you to see. Her she has fucking Smoking Venmo god damn. It do you guys have have you guys had to wear readers? Yet, dude my eyes are so.

02:00:48
Speaker 1: BAD i need TO i need to get on that. Train maybe a little Lasik Justine.

02:00:53
Speaker 3: Adams, yeah.

02:00:59
Speaker 2: Look she's got a good.

02:01:00
Speaker 3: Personality, yeah dog, Lover, yeah she, said big, fan super weird requst just seeing if any celebrities are willing to help single mom trying to recover From helene having a rough. Time never done anything like this for far, regardless big. Fan so Then i'm such a fucking. LUNATIC i was, LIKE i wonder if she follows me On? Instagram she don't even follow me On? Instagram oh?

02:01:19
Speaker 2: Really?

02:01:19
Speaker 3: Yeah like what the, Fuck i'm not gonna you big don't.

02:01:22
Speaker 2: Follow, You, yeah big fan of.

02:01:24
Speaker 1: Yours, yeah, dude the Whole, see here's a problem with what you just told me about the whole giving. Thing is if you're asking for two people to give two dollars and forty six cents and you're gonna give two thousand and four and sixty dollars or, whatever it's, Like, okay, yeah you could buy a house or habitat for, humanity but you're also, giving and the gesture of just giving should be good enough to be, like, wow good For burt to, give regardless if it's one dollar or a million. Dollars like giving and helping should be seen blanketly as great.

02:01:52
Speaker 3: Jobs so here's the thing That, Okay i'm being real right, now AND i understand this is gonna get pushed back By i've really enjoyed this, episode by the, Way oh, dude Last i'm bummed that this is the last One i'll ever.

02:02:02
Speaker 2: Do and the reason you think the reason you think. Too he's been on four times because the first time we had them all we split into two.

02:02:07
Speaker 1: Weeks, right oh for? Real, yeah because.

02:02:09
Speaker 2: Remember the first time, CAME i was like three or four.

02:02:11
Speaker 3: Hours, no, yeah, dude this is such a great.

02:02:14
Speaker 1: Hang and this but this is also the first podcast of all the podcasts we've, done whether you're doing Two bears and at the Super bowl with you And tom or the first time you were on where this is like the most casual of a CONVERSATION i think the three of us have. Had, yeah, yeah very, Nice it's very.

02:02:29
Speaker 3: ORGANIC i appreciate. That thank. YOU i, think what were we just talking?

02:02:33
Speaker 1: About giving giving?

02:02:34
Speaker 3: Back i'm gonna tell you what fucking drives me.

02:02:36
Speaker 2: NUTS i know this is Gonna you're gonna be honest for a.

02:02:39
Speaker 3: Second so, Like, okay there's an Organization i'm not BUT i, man, LIKE i Know i'm not going to talk about giving but, like, OKAY i give a fucking countload of money to this. Organization that's WHAT i was, thinking the same. Thing, no it's for it's FOR u trans drag queens to read books to kids In florida. Anyway is that a real?

02:03:09
Speaker 1: Thing if it is, reel it's.

02:03:13
Speaker 3: Wild they have drag queens reading books to fucking. Kindergarteners that can't be fucking. Real it's like frogs are gay kind of. Thing it's, like shut the fuck up mine as, Well how. Great do you think it would be if you and your boys you're like first graders and you're just learning what what how to make fun of gay, people and then all of a sudden you're, like shut the funk. Off imagine if you had, okay, anyway.

02:03:37
Speaker 1: A couple of drag queens pull it, off, Though, dude drag queens are.

02:03:40
Speaker 3: Awesome i'm.

02:03:41
Speaker 1: Saying they pull it off like you look at, It you're, like, oh she's kind of and then they pulled the wake, off like oh my, god no, idea.

02:03:47
Speaker 3: Dude, yeah pull. Up you don't know what to believe. It chrisher drag, Queen.

02:03:53
Speaker 1: Like, bro come, on, DUDE i mean write that's.

02:03:57
Speaker 3: Him you get caught slipper real for slipping hard. COURT i would.

02:04:03
Speaker 1: Thank god we're all married, now because there's there's different kind of bullets flying out there that WOULD i, Know i'd.

02:04:10
Speaker 3: Get GOT i. COULDN'T i. WOULDN'T i, Know will's.

02:04:13
Speaker 1: Asked who get got no question about? It little morning boy out there nothing.

02:04:18
Speaker 3: NOW i follow a trans woman who's in a trans woman right, yeah trans woman who's In nashville right.

02:04:26
Speaker 1: Now, bro.

02:04:30
Speaker 3: She is so FUCKING i think we MIGHT i don't.

02:04:33
Speaker 1: Know how many trans women are in the Greater nashville. Area but my second year in the, LEAGUE i had a buddy who was a high school friend of mine and we were out at the bars and he.

02:04:44
Speaker 3: Was kissing hang on to those girls or. Boys tell what's going. On that's. Girls that's. Girls i'll tell you right, now are right. Ready i'm gonna put my dick on. It there's a. Girls i'd put my dick in those. Mouths there's a. Girls shut the fuck up. Girls right the next, Morning i'd have to go technically. Girls the next, Morning i'd be, like don't worry a. Bird it was a girl, technically but there was a got those are those Were come, on, man this is not. Fair, yeah, sure.

02:05:13
Speaker 2: Get out of.

02:05:13
Speaker 3: Here.

02:05:18
Speaker 1: Yeah BUT i HAD i had a. BUDDY i had a buddy who we were at the bar and he was making out with a, girl and a guy pulled me. Aside he's, like you gotta tell your. Friend that is not a. Girl that's not a, girl that's a that's a that's a.

02:05:28
Speaker 3: Guy, okay. Okay so what if, okay what if they, said what If trump gets elected and he's, like all, right new, Rules, okay you can legally and, no no one can get. Upset you can cheat on your girl if it's with a trans. Woman, okay, okay what's the question for? It would you? No just? Kiss just, no, no, no you're allowed to and your wife can't say anything about. It he, goes, no, no, no, no that's the. Law he made it the. Law they're.

02:05:56
Speaker 1: Trans so you want my wife to all of a sudden just take take all the laws to, effect like, GOOD i agree with. Them all is gonna, say, yeah you're.

02:06:03
Speaker 3: Right.

02:06:03
Speaker 1: Okay trump said that that's gonna they look like.

02:06:06
Speaker 3: Girls that's.

02:06:07
Speaker 1: A that's a that's?

02:06:10
Speaker 3: Sure is that?

02:06:13
Speaker 1: Sure get this. LISTEN i had two daughters at, home and the.

02:06:18
Speaker 3: First openly you're.

02:06:21
Speaker 1: NOT i still see it on the. Screen hold, on you want.

02:06:24
Speaker 2: Your tax dollars going towards six changes in, prisons?

02:06:30
Speaker 1: Dude, okay let we'll get to that a.

02:06:33
Speaker 3: Second quick, answer.

02:06:35
Speaker 1: Blanket it's like one Of mitch's twisted. Questions, no, well do you want to answer the?

02:06:39
Speaker 2: Question absolutely, Not, okay, done.

02:06:41
Speaker 1: Dude we were watching the law.

02:06:45
Speaker 3: Though for WHO i just, said, no, no, no we could but we could just and just make up with the trans they're so. Hot but the woman better than my, wife and she was christ and a.

02:06:56
Speaker 1: Woman, listen, LISTEN i fully can agree with you that they there are some trans women out there that make you, go damn for, real that's.

02:07:03
Speaker 2: CRAZY i would support you LIKE i support your.

02:07:05
Speaker 3: Alcoholism, okay it's not. Real it's believe IN. COVID i don't believe. In by the, Way i've GOT covid eight. Times you tell me you're From.

02:07:13
Speaker 1: Florida without telling me you're From. Florida all the things that come out Of bird's fucking mouth.

02:07:17
Speaker 3: Today get.

02:07:18
Speaker 4: This trump's elected a third, time by the, way Congratulate. Trump point and then all, right let's now let's pull up trans. Dudes can they do dude as well as those dudes can do?

02:07:28
Speaker 1: One, well we do have to go down because we fair not at.

02:07:32
Speaker 3: All because sports it's so much easier to be a. Woman that's not, no that's a.

02:07:36
Speaker 1: Dude that's a, girl that was a, dude that's a trans.

02:07:39
Speaker 2: Dude we got to get out of. This we've got. It we've got to draw the line. Somewhere this like the gofund me for your.

02:07:44
Speaker 1: Dog, yeah we gotta, go. Dude so we were driving back.

02:07:48
Speaker 2: From time, out he had the story about giving money to an, organization and that's when we got off the.

02:07:52
Speaker 3: Track as soon as you said, THAT i REMEMBERED i got out of. It that's not that was a born a black. Woman she is white. Too, hey, SURE i don't want to say it. Again, hey hold on for, real for, real for.

02:08:04
Speaker 1: Real, hey we are muddying some waters out. Here and, literally this is like two weeks after The trump. Thing, people they're exactly who we thought they. Were we don't, want we don't fucking need this right.

02:08:19
Speaker 3: Now we've got storytelling. Coming and then you just pull up another, one. Dude that's why they're hard not. TO i mean That sherman's job.

02:08:26
Speaker 1: Is on the line for the rest of this. Episode if you pull up another transperson on this. Podcast, no this, respect we. Respect everybody wants to be whoever they want to. Be but just right, now.

02:08:35
Speaker 3: Can you can you identify As? Asian if you can identify as a, woman you should be able to identify Hiss? Asian, Right, Yeah i'm.

02:08:43
Speaker 2: TRUE i forget what my twenty three and meters. WAS i Think african is? Everybody?

02:08:46
Speaker 3: Right the best JOKE i ever heard about? That SO i don't know who the guy is AND i JUST i know he's an older, dude and he was a. GENIUS i think he's a, genius like autistic. Genius he, Said i'm uh ninety nine percent Uh Ashkenazi jew and one percent Sub Saharian african and he goes And i'll just tell, YOU i don't think it was a date.

02:09:13
Speaker 2: Dude rogan has a good one too with the twenty three and me like he brought up the whole the montage or him saying THE n word and when he got canceled everything else and he wrapped it into a twenty three and Met it was. Hilarious it was when we were In. Vegas we were Watching shane his stand up And rogan came out to surprise. Her, boy we got to meet. Him that was fucking.

02:09:32
Speaker 3: That you guys haven't Done rogan.

02:09:33
Speaker 2: Yet, Dog come, on we haven't been.

02:09:36
Speaker 5: That hang, on if there's any if there's one, takeaway if there's one takeaway that everyone, on every fan of this podcast should just start just getting the comments when you gonna have boys on.

02:09:47
Speaker 2: Something but we also hear if you press like that makes it for your.

02:09:51
Speaker 3: Removed we've been some bad. Ones i've heard some bad ones we've been.

02:09:55
Speaker 1: Told there's a like like like we're cool. Rules we Met, joe we met, him.

02:10:00
Speaker 2: We did the gambling.

02:10:01
Speaker 1: Thing he's told that story ten times on His. Showie we feel like every time he talks about he mispronounces my name and talks about gambling With Dana. WHITE i get all my friends From. Kate they send me the video like, listen foot we are toe in the.

02:10:18
Speaker 2: Door that if we were to be, asked we would come.

02:10:22
Speaker 1: On if we were to be, asked we would check our schedule and then come, on come.

02:10:25
Speaker 3: On that's going to be the. Episode you're right about that, There and AS i said, that every once you get in the, comments don't get in the. Comments we did an EPISODE i think it stayed in the show where me And ari talked To joe about how we got people on his show because we always were we always work behind the scenes to get people on and it would. Work oh, Yeah Shane, Gillis, Yeah shane when we. TALKED i think we talked about. It. Man know for a, FACT theo was one WHERE i was, like because still one get on AND i was, LIKE i was, like it doesn't work that, Way like LIKE i CAN'T i. Can't IF i push, It, Joe joe won't like it right, Right he'll say yes because he'll go, yeah of. Course but LIKE i tried to do it With Warren, Sapp warren wanted to do it a long time, ago long time, ago AND i was, like, yo, Hey Warren sapp wants to get on your is it fat tom or fat? Shamee holy?

02:11:24
Speaker 1: Shit that angle the old the old couch was really, hard really.

02:11:29
Speaker 3: Hard SO i, Said and SO i, Was joe's, Like i'll Have Warren sapp. On he, GOES i just don't know. HIM i don't know anything about, him so like you have to come on with. Him AND i was, like oh That i'm Not i'm not a Great i'm not a great god between and SO i remember saying with, YOU i was, like, dude when he sees, you he'll want you, on and that's when you want to be, on is when he's excited about. You and uh And. Gillis gillis was like One ari AND i would we would Send Gillian kee videos to our group, thread like, dude have you seen? This and then like all you're waiting for Is joe to, Reply and Then i'd be like, no and Then ari would text me send it, again and THEN i said it again and this is fucking. Awesome, Dude Shane gillis is fucking. Hysterical and and Then joe be like who is this. Guy i'm, Like, oh he's the guy that got fire FROM snl for, that and he's, Like joe's, like that's fucking. BULLSHIT i, mean it's it's it was like we talked about it on an. EPISODE i can't remember if we shared all of, it but, uh, yeah it's we did it With Nate. Bargatzi we've done it with a bunch of, people no. Shit, yeah because Because joe's you, know so many people come At.

02:12:32
Speaker 2: Joe of course that's the. One like everyone's begging for him to sit down with the presidential candidates For kamala and Yeah, trump it sounds like they're gonna. Happen The Trump boy sounds like it's gonna.

02:12:42
Speaker 3: Happen.

02:12:42
Speaker 1: YEAH i just DON'T i don't know how it's gonna work, out.

02:12:44
Speaker 3: But, yeah it's to your. Point, yeah, YEAH i Mean i've started On i've sat in the room with people who were, like who are Like, Joe, hey, man if you ever need a guest for your, podcast AND i, go, wow you just got yourself never on the. Show, yeah you know It's joe's REALLY i think you'd be cool with me saying. This he's very comfortable. Confrontation comfortable with.

02:13:03
Speaker 1: Confrontation oh.

02:13:04
Speaker 2: MAN i mean there's receipts out, there even old videos Like Fear, factor.

02:13:07
Speaker 3: Like and so like people that, think you, know, hey what's the? Saying they say it never hurts to try? It does? It? Does it totally does completely Does so when.

02:13:21
Speaker 2: We when we.

02:13:23
Speaker 1: Met, Joe shane was, Like, Hey joe's gonna come. In do not talk about the. Podcast do not bring up anything about the.

02:13:30
Speaker 3: Podcast is this a little crazy? That like we have a. Way it's like it's like it's like if they brought a chimp in and they were, like, hey, man don't look him right in the, eyes bite off your, fingers will bite your, nose don't look him in the. Eyes but it's, right it's he don't talk about the, Podcast just be a regular, person hang with. Him joe just wants. To joe just doesn't want to feel like he's being. Leveraged that's.

02:13:54
Speaker 1: It, YEAH i MEAN i feel like everybody wants to feel that. Way if you are a person of celebrity status in any shape or, Form, DUDE i just.

02:14:01
Speaker 3: Want to hang. Out i'm always shocked at like people who hit Up joe for tickets TO, Ufc LIKE. I one, time one TIME i was AT i was Doing Madison Square. GARDEN ufc was In Madison Square. GARDEN i was doing the. Theater joe isn't doing the the the what you will call, it AND i that MORNING i texted. HIM i, said, dude are you AT? Ufc and he, said, yes do you need? TICKETS i said that would be, great and IMMEDIATELY i regretted, it AND i was, like, Man i've never asked anything from that, guy Like i've never said and he is so goddamn. Generous he sent me a tribemon one, time he sent me, Grills he sent me stuff that you he sees you talking about. It he just, goes, hey, MAN i got. You AND i regretted, immediately AND i immediately, said, hey, MAN i don't need the. TICKETS i will buy. TICKETS i want to. Go i'm gonna buy my own. Tickets But i'm always shocked at like people who are completely, comfortable Like, joe can you hook me up FOR. Ufc i'm, like why wouldn't you just be his? Friend, Right, like just be his, friend you get your own fucking.

02:14:57
Speaker 1: Tickets let me ask you, this, though if you If joe was Not Joe rogan of like the stature he, is and he was just a regular friend and you guys were in college and they had the ability to get tickets to, something would you not ask that person for?

02:15:10
Speaker 3: Tickets, NO i still. Won't, Really, YEAH i. Don't But i'm weird About i'm weird about owing stuff to.

02:15:17
Speaker 1: People, Yeah But i've tried to put myself in a situation like like IF i was in whatever the podcast with the process no longer, exists busting with the. Boys i'm In, lincoln they're playing, somebody AND i would not feel uncomfortable at all about Texting will and be, Like, yo, Hey I'm i'm here in, Town LIKE i know they're playing to. Night do you have anybody hook me up with some?

02:15:37
Speaker 3: Tickets? OH i can't do. That so, Like i'm going to parents weekend and it'd be a no. Brainer i'm going To paris in no matter.

02:15:43
Speaker 1: What BUT i do understand the discomfort of asking some of the.

02:15:47
Speaker 3: Tickets the second because the second here's and this is gonna sound very. Broken the SECOND i ask you for, SOMETHING i owe you. SOMETHING i don't want to owe anyone.

02:15:56
Speaker 1: ANYTHING i feel like that only. GOES i feel like that's like there's a level those tears of friendship and like you enjoy our great. Friends, Will will AND i are great.

02:16:04
Speaker 3: Friends i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm, Gonna i'm gonna trump your celebrity for two seconds and tell you this is this is the your. Future hey, man we'd love you to go to the uh fucking what's the minor league? Team? Here it's a great. Team. Sounds we love to go to the. Sounds, OH i love. That? Hey can we take care of you and your? Family absolutely? Cool, hey when you get, there we're gonna bring you down the. Field we want you to do some. Pictures you're, like all, right? Great and then and then on the seventh, inning we're gonna have you a stand. Up you're gonna sing for the whole. Group is that? COOL i need some pictures with? You can we get your wife out of? Them? Though the second you give them, anything you owe. Them it's a work. Day Everything i've ever done Where i've gotten like a. PRIVILEGE i can't get into two great. DETAILS i don't want to sound like an ungrateful, asshole but like Hey, bert we'd love to have you. This all of a, Sudden i'm being walked around like a fucking show pony for the entire. Time and it's a work. Event and IF i want to go TO, ufc IF i want to go to The, bucks IF i want to go to, SOMETHING i want to. GO i don't want to have to. WORK i want to be able to party and not be. Responsible, Well i'll give you a perfect. Example this is a perfect. EXAMPLE i feel like you can you can paint those boundaries before you go to.

02:17:05
Speaker 1: It and you're also talking about a company versus a.

02:17:08
Speaker 3: Friendship i'll tell you a great. EXAMPLE i went TO i liked every. YEAR i like to get a box at The rams game for all my friends and family and bring them all to the One rams. Game we did it last year Of Thursday Night. Football it's. ME i paid for the. BOX i paid for the, BOX i brought, everyone AND i got a party bus. Everyone my parents are, there my kids are, there all our friends and. Family so it's. Awesome THAT'S i. Think that's. It that's actually. It it's a beautiful. Time and, Uh Andrew whitworth comes back and he's, like, hey can you come on the show at the, end AND i was like. UGH i was like yes Because i'm a big fan Of Andrew, whitworth so you, know we were rams. Family he's the, man and he's the fucking, man and it's Fucking fitzpatrick and they want me to just rip my show off the fuck, around AND i, go, yes, ABSOLUTELY i want. To, however it MEANS i gotta stop drinking BECAUSE i don't want to GET i don't want to go drunk ON, tv you, Know so if everything turns into a work, Event i'm so GRATEFUL i did. IT i had so much fun AND i didn't technically stop. Drinking it was so. Awesome it was such a great. Experience but like WHEN i go to, SOMETHING i want to just go AND i don't want to deal with. ANYONE i don't want to deal with like The, hey can we get you to go up and do? That and you're, like, uh like every baseball game we go. To we went to The dodgers opening ceremony opening day and they were, like, yeah we can get you tickets and my daughters were, like don't pay for, them so we don't have to. Work because if you get the tickets for, free you're gonna go, down you're gonna say hi to, Everyone they're gonna just you're. Theirs they own you for the. Day SO i don't want.

02:18:35
Speaker 2: To, yeah it's like if we had that same if if you were, like, hey Comp i'm In, lincoln, Like i'm trying to go to A husker, game could you hook it? Up AND i would say, absolutely as fucking LITLY i want you to see A husker. ATMOSPHERE i WOULD i would text get the hookup, going AND i would tell. THEM i would, say he just wants to go and see and watch the, game not ask him to do anything LIKE i would almost do that for.

02:18:58
Speaker 1: You SO i do feel like there's NO i don't think you would say that without this conversation taking.

02:19:02
Speaker 2: Place if he told me he didn't want to do, anything no extra with, IT i would absolutely, say.

02:19:08
Speaker 1: But the blanket the person basic text that's, like hey, MAN i would love to go to watch A nebraska football. Game you would just take, that send it to whoever and be, like, Hey Burt Burt kreischer was looking for a couple of. Tickets you guys mind hooking him. Up, well that's without any context of this conversation him the.

02:19:24
Speaker 3: Person want to do. It the person that got you the tickets that you had to go. Through they did, something they're going to want. Something i've been to too many of these things where they, go, well you think it's all for, free and then all of a sudden you're working the entire. Day so that's why.

02:19:37
Speaker 2: It's different with everybody go to A titans game and say, like, hey you know so and, so we don't want to DO, X y AND, z like we just want.

02:19:43
Speaker 1: To that's a perfect. EXAMPLE i took my uh it was A packers. GAME i took my kids and my. Wife not that was this, year to my kids and my wife AND i Texted Nate, baine the social media, guy AND i was, Like, hey want to take my.

02:19:58
Speaker 3: Kids to a.

02:19:58
Speaker 1: Game my daughter's been talking to it would love to. Go and he's, like, oh, yeah no. PROBLEM i, Said, hey one more. THING i don't want to be on the big. SCREEN i don't want to chug the. BEER i don't want to do any of. THAT i just want to watch the. Game and he's like no, problem went watched the. Game left. Dude last YEAR i did the beer rug last. Year i'm talking about this.

02:20:15
Speaker 3: Season the big screen gives me so much. Anxiety LIKE i went to The nicks and then The, rangers like the first EXPERIENCE i had where they gave you tickets and, like, yeah they're gonna put you on the big. SCREEN i thought it was a gift that you get to be on the big. Screen it, Is but WHAT i didn't realize is that the whole fucking, Game i'm, nervous going, like when are they coming to? Me when are they coming to? ME i HOPE i can do it well SHOULD i would take my hat off and didn't take the shirt, off and the night and then and then then we went to The. Rangers they're, like, yo kill a, beer but you can't take your shirt. Off AND i was, like like The yankees, Game god damn, IT i was fucking. Fat that's you on the.

02:20:48
Speaker 2: Left, wow, bro you looks so.

02:20:50
Speaker 1: Different you don't look like the same human. Being.

02:20:54
Speaker 3: Holy CAN i tell you what's crazy about that picture IS i had gotten wardrobe for The Today show and on the FLIGHT i put it on the next day and it didn't. FIT i gained weight on the. Flight god damn. IT i like That right, Now i'm the best shape of my. Life, pete you look the same. Consistent, yeah but but you said The yankees. Game yankees, game they, go, hey we got great teach for. You everything's, free and you're, like oh, cool and they're, like real, quick can you come back and do?

02:21:29
Speaker 2: That and you're, like but you didn't when you agreed to the. Ticket you didn't set the set paint the EXPERT.

02:21:35
Speaker 3: I.

02:21:36
Speaker 2: GOT i, LIKE i do feel what you're, saying BUT i do also at the in the same, breath feel like you can go and do these things by being like up front at the very. Beginning, yeah but.

02:21:46
Speaker 1: There is so at a layer to it. ASKING i would.

02:21:49
Speaker 3: Never Ask show for. ANYTHING i would, NEVER i will never as long as he he offered his. Friendship one night he, said he, goes he, GOES i want to be a. Friend i'm trying to be your. Friend and at that MOMENT i REALIZED i can't ever ask this man of anything other than just friendship and just. ADVICE i talked to him the only REASON i ever call him bullshit about, comedy bullshit about like, gossip or just ask his advice about. LIFE i, mean he's given me the best advice and.

02:22:17
Speaker 1: He said to, You i'm trying to be your. Friend, yeah, yeah, YEAH i definitely.

02:22:22
Speaker 3: Heard only have like five. STORIES i tell them all over. Again the.

02:22:27
Speaker 1: Discomfort of asking what you've always said you don't, do but like asking someone you're kind of friends, with you, know well you would consider a friend for something is much more difficult to me than asking someone who you would consider a very like a great. Friend So Riley green Love Riley, green awesome. Guy WOULD i say that we're best? Friends, no BUT i would consider us friends enough for me to text and call him and feel comfortable doing both of those. Things my head football coach at my senior of high school he is now AS, u And Riley green was playing at. Concert my head football coach text me it's, like can you please Ask Riley green for tickets OR i want to meet? Him blah blah blah. BLAH i love that, coach but that was a like so uncomfortable sending that text to rally to where it was, like instead of just asking for, it it was this long of a text being LIKE i know, this you could tell me to fuck. OFF i am so, sorry blah, blah hits me, back no, problems like, absolutely but those are the situations to me Where i'm.

02:23:24
Speaker 3: Like, amazing you said that very.

02:23:25
Speaker 2: Uncomfortable is the same way with the high school buddy In Saint. Louis BUT i, knew you, Know Jelly, roll and he was he was.

02:23:31
Speaker 1: Yeah but the, GUYS i was, Like Jelly, roll you THINK i? WOULD i think to, myself Like jelly is so nice and so kind and loves. Everybody there's a feeling of LIKE i don't want to take advantage of this. GUY i know he's going to do.

02:23:43
Speaker 3: It, Oh i've Asked jelly to bring people backstage for his. Shows i've done, that but you're, there, No. NO a great, Comedian Steve travigno hit me up and he's, like, Dude jelly's in, town my son's biggest. Fan can you get me? BACKSTAGE i went. Absolutely AND i don't THINK i reached out To steve's, amazing AND i don't THINK i reached out To, jelly BUT i had my team reach out and they're, like, Yo jelly's. Sick he's not doing meet and. Greets AND i was, like, OH i felt. BAD i was like, sorry. Buddy, YEAH i THOUGHT i told you were. Friends we're not really that. CLOSE i guess, no BUT i. WOULD i. WOULD I the crazy thing, IS i want you to ask me to come backstage LIKE i want you to If i'm in your. TOWN i want you to leverage your friendship to get your friends. BACKSTAGE i love. THAT i love when people come. Backstage our backstage In tampa was so fucking. THICK i, mean you, KNOW i grew up In, tampa but The tampa was, like first and, foremost it's it's It's Derek brooks is like runs out of. Town Derek brooks is, man it's the only time my dad's ever been legit outwardly proud of. Me Is Derek brooks comes. Backstage i'm just did Homily. Emily it's the nineteen thousand. People it's fucking. Crazy it's the, big one of the biggest Shows i've ever. Done Derek brooks comes backstage with, me and he's talking to me and my dad and he says to my, dad can you believe his? Career and my dad goes to me in front of, him this Is derek Fucking, Brooks AND i went, Yeah and my dad goes, buddy does he know who you? Are AND i, went, Yeah, dad it's. All And derek brook, GOES i absolutely know who he. Is And derek brook, SAYS i was at his first show. Ever and my dad, goes what he's, LIKE i saw his first stand up show. Ever my Buddy Miles moseley took him to see my first stand up show. Ever and he, goes Now i'm see him. Today he, goes can you believe the career your son's? Had and my dad's like he can't keep. Going Derek brooks knows who you? Are, go, yeah AND i. Know but that fucking backstage At, Tampa Derek, Brooks Wade, Bogs Mike, alstott every KID i ever grew up. WITH i mean maybe maybe four hundred people. Backstage AND i want that my. SHOWS i want everyone. Backstage, Dude nashville was like a crazy. Backstage but so, like AS i say, THIS i, go please leverage me BECAUSE i want you to ask for the. FAVORITES i don't mind. IT i don't.

02:26:05
Speaker 2: MIND i was gonna, say, LIKE i feel LIKE i have a good enough relationship with you to where IF i had a really good bit of somebody that cared about THAT i wanted to go to your show And i'm just happening to not be in. TOWN i would almost expect you to tell me if you don't want that to, happen BECAUSE i would call and be, like, hey so and so wants to come to your. Show you can absolutely tell me to fuck. OFF i promise.

02:26:23
Speaker 3: You it's no big deal to.

02:26:24
Speaker 2: Me he's asked. ME i want TO i don't want to say, HEY i tried asking, him or IF i felt, like, hey, bro you KNOW i. DON'T i don't do those. THINGS i don't ask for those. Favors BUT i would feel LIKE i have a relationship and not with you to where if you didn't want to, HAPPEN i would just expect you to tell me BECAUSE i feel like we would have that, relation you know WHAT i. Mean, No, no, Hey, Taylor you're about to stand up here, like, HEY i promise, you, bro if it's too big of a show and shit's going, on just tell.

02:26:44
Speaker 3: Me, okay that's, interesting that's. Interesting i'll know what.

02:26:47
Speaker 2: To tell him and be, like, listen he's got way too much going.

02:26:50
Speaker 3: On but it's interesting you say, that BECAUSE i. WOULD i would if you said to me if anyone said to, me CAN i get backstage you Meet? SHANE i, go, Yeah i'm a Text. Shane i'm a problem with, that Right tommy Sure REROGAN i said.

02:27:02
Speaker 2: No See, shane, right, yeah So, shane because there's, YEAH i feel you, THERE i. DO i do understand that With.

02:27:08
Speaker 1: SHANE i did the same thing with Some michigan offens. LINE i know he loves off it's a, lineman those such. THINGS i gave the, Same, hey you can tell me the funk off and he's, like, yes facetimes.

02:27:17
Speaker 3: Me with the.

02:27:17
Speaker 1: Boys and he's, like we went out till three in the. Morning, Yeah, shane you don't feel uncomfortable With.

02:27:25
Speaker 3: Let's just be. Clear he also has a. Type offensive linemen are. His, YES i remember The Notre dame offensive line wanted to come to our, show And shane had all their phone, numbers and he's, Like i've got everyone taking care Of he had pictures of him doing this ship with. Them yes he was He and then he was like introducing my daughter and her friend to all the meet these. Guys these guys are like the fucking. Best this guy's the man right. Here let me tell you where we went to high. School he was like he loves those. Guys due he loves the big. Boys, yeah he does love the big.

02:28:01
Speaker 2: BOYS i remember when he was, uh he was doing In indianapolis and he Wanted.

02:28:05
Speaker 3: Quentin does He quick Good sawn know Who caleb. IS i think they.

02:28:12
Speaker 1: Did they actually they didn't know each.

02:28:14
Speaker 3: Other they. DID i HAVE i think so kel fucking interesting. Energy, Yeah i'm telling you, Man i'm being very, real AND i Love. CALEB i absolutely did not want to do his Podcast The Sunday. Conversation did not want to be you had the clip that talking About jake BECAUSE i was, LIKE i was, Like i'm not. Good i'm not good in these, things LIKE i don't know how. TO i, KNOW i never know how. TO i can do this like we're just talking, right but like those kind of things that make me. Nervous and so he was down in In Fort lauderdale and we were supposed to do it AND i was so. UNCOMFORTABLE i didn't know what to. Do and he's got like a, weird humoric genius. Stuff but then you sit with, them really with, them and he's he's so, normal like he really, is but his energy is like you, know he's got like he's got like big dick, Energy like he's very funny without trying to be. Funny, yeah he really. Isn't LIKE i watched him on here with you guys hysterical and he's not. Trying he's not, trying he's just being. Him, YEAH i THINK i Think caleb's fucking. FASCINATING i, mean out of the two, obviously you, KNOW i Gravitated Glenny. Ball that's my. Energy Glenny balls at the beer was fucking. Hysterical he killed three beers out of that. Boot and he goes And i'm watching him over by the, grass like what's going? On he, Goes, oh. Sampic he is something.

02:29:36
Speaker 1: Special but, yeah some guys are just different where they just have a mind for. It where you meet, him you're, like that's it's impressive to be around. Him caleb is one of those. Guys hilb's fucking.

02:29:45
Speaker 3: Fascinating. Man like his interview, here he was so. Funny he was talking about a guy he doesn't talk to. ANYMORE i can't remember who it, was a guy from, barstool a guy that fired from barstool or, Whatever stephen J, yeah and he.

02:29:56
Speaker 2: Was like it was when listened to the clip recently when he was on The yact talking about, it where he's talking about the energy being souped out of.

02:30:03
Speaker 3: Him fucking hold, on let's break down barstool for a. Second it's fucking. Fascinating this company is fucking. Fascinating it really is when you look at, it so many different personalities led by one bizarrely fascinating man who honestly should not be. Successful He Dave portnoy should not be. Successful he is just he Is why say that he's He's he is the guy fucking pounding his head against the, system going fuck, them fuck. Them he's the guy like he just he's doing everything that you're not supposed to do and it's. Winning like it's FUCKING i Find Dave portnody to be fucking. Fascinating he makes trophies for, People he has vendettas against champagne. Bottles it's. Incredible you're not supposed say that out, loud, right he says it out, loud AND i root for, him Like i'm honest man of the.

02:31:00
Speaker 2: People, really.

02:31:02
Speaker 3: There's very few people that have recognized me that WHERE i got starstruck when they recognized Me Dave PORTNALD i did Big cats podcast In la when The something was In. LA i don't forget what was In. La AND i was walking down And portland was having lunch by himself at the hotel and he was, Like, burt what's? Up AND i went shut the fuck? Up, LIKE i find that guy. Fascinating he is a Fascinating he says exactly what he wants to. Say and, now, look we all do, that but kind of LIKE i, do kind of, likelgetically, yeah, yeah, YEAH i.

02:31:33
Speaker 1: Know you, mean he's like the intrusive thoughts you, have like the good wolf and the bad wolf the story like which one are you gonna? Feed he is essentially everyone's inner bad wolf that is just saying what they want, dude and people being, like, Yeah i've thought that before. TOO i got to get behind this guy and.

02:31:49
Speaker 2: Going against the.

02:31:49
Speaker 3: Man IF i could go back in, Time i'd invest all my money In. BARSTOOL i don't Think barstools where it's going to. BE i really, THINK i, really sincerely Think barstool is going to be something that's going to. Be So i've invest money right now In. Barstool there's the, way this, is the energy this has is so fascinating to, me because it's not, like you, know we implode when we try to team, up you, know like when we when we when everyone like egos get involved with comics and it's and it's not.

02:32:19
Speaker 2: Healthy Man like For, barstool it's like have a camera on that we're breaking down the, implosion.

02:32:26
Speaker 1: Right, Yes it's like instead of like, up, like, hey we had an issue Between Burton will this, Weekend let's just make sure we're senys to people's feelings are, like, oh there's conflict going, on make sure that's. FILMED i find then everyone picks, sides but the duke it.

02:32:39
Speaker 3: Out but in a weird, way everyone picks sides back And i've picked sides on Watching barstool feuds and then also not cared LIKE I i the only THING i EVER i got really drunk one night and watched the documentary On Pete, rose AND i started TO i THINK i might have texted you guys have started dming everyone about like we need to get, on we need to Get Pete rose in The hall Of. Fame the only person that was a passionate it's nothing that was. Big he was the only one that. Replied he was, Like i'm fucking he definitely deserves to be in The hall Of. Fame it's it's it's such a unique uh. Thing there should be a class taught about. It and why. Doesn't why Isn't like the W.

02:33:15
Speaker 2: W media like all the storylines that go, on all the, feuds all the.

02:33:20
Speaker 3: Successes And Dave portnoy has a beautiful left handed. Swing he does he? Legit, YEAH i think he's a lot of left handed swings are. Beautiful, he's, like, legit a good baseball. PLAYER i FUCKING i Find Dave portland. FASCINATING i also find a fascinating that he got he is so, rich but he got rich by.

02:33:39
Speaker 2: Himself, yeah that's that's stuff on the.

02:33:42
Speaker 3: Newspapers and he did it by, himself like he. Doesn't he also doesn't have rich. Friends. NICE i have a much better, Swing.

02:33:52
Speaker 2: Okay, dave that's younger right?

02:33:53
Speaker 1: There what year is this?

02:33:57
Speaker 3: Is this?

02:33:58
Speaker 1: Is this is HOW i was Shoulder even the follow through looks.

02:34:07
Speaker 3: The follow through is what makes a. Swing. Yeah and by the, way he's also, skinny so like when you're, skinny you can all swings a lot. Better, yeah when you. Swing as a, FACT i pull Up Burt chysler. Swing when you swing as a fat. Guy your your fucking. Rotations that wasn't. Beautiful, NO i, MEAN i don't.

02:34:19
Speaker 1: KNOW i was still want that.

02:34:20
Speaker 3: One but who's? This, YEAH i MADE i. MADE i made one mistake in my career THAT i can highlight and that was not being a part of The barstool. FAMILY i was. OFFERED i was offered, it AND i look. OFF i was OFFERED a. KNOW i know that right, now there's a couple of people, Going, bert let's just drop, this but, uh look at this. Swing but it was Fat burt when this was to two seventy, Five, Burt, no when was the barstool offer a while? Ago it was it, was uh just panic takes your shirt. Off, yeah it was a while. Ago but it was like it was like the writing was on wall that, like what you guys are doing as cool as. Fuck AND i knew. IT i could tell. It AND i was looking at like numbers of podcasts and none of the numbers were like. Skyrocketing BUT i was, like, dude this is the. Future this is the, future this is what Really this What barstool's doing is What rogan kind of, started but he just never put a brand on. It he just was, Like, yo we'll we'll keep our drama. Internal, Right bird's, Fat tom's making fun of. Him let's talk about it on the. Podcast let's, hey everyone get their own. Podcasts i'm gonna listen to your. Podcast i'll talk about your. Podcast i'm gonna put you. Over it really is kind of like The rogan mainframe of like what was called Des squad at the time was all our podcasts and it, was you, know loose fitting network of, friends But barstool just monetized it on a better LIKE i put out. DUDE i remember going to the offices Of barstool being, like, DUDE i would excel in this fucking. Place like creativity just spills. EVERYWHERE i mean they'd walk you, in you'd DO kfc, radio and then you'd go in and you'd eat a bunch of different, foods and then you walk into another room and do sit down talk about sports a big cat and then you walk into another room and they'd go ask The internet. Questions it was, like, dude this is what it's supposed to. Be this is the fucking. Thing and then you look at, like you, KNOW I i think that WAS i, Mean i'm, god What i'm dead to the. Dead you, know no, regrets but BUT i think that would have BEEN i should have been. Smart maybe after next year when you take a year, off MAYBE i retire or a when you move.

02:36:20
Speaker 1: To, nashville there's definitely a piece of you that you're ready to huh creativity looking At South, okay So frank.

02:36:35
Speaker 3: Would, Yeah, okay she wants a lot of. Land here's What i'm gonna. Do i'm gonna leave a. Sport i'm Gonna, OH i already KNOW i got my. Life let me. Think. Drink it feels so good when you have.

02:36:45
Speaker 1: Alcohol, You, Oh, taylor how much space do we?

02:36:53
Speaker 3: Have? Okay we?

02:36:56
Speaker 1: Have we we have the hard cat at thirty minutes of our memory cards are.

02:36:59
Speaker 3: Losing first Thing i'm gonna. Do we're gonna buy a lot of land And i'm gonna build a running track through the. Woods i'm gonna build. It i'm Gonna i'm gonna dig it out with like a digger and go through and build a running track one and a half mile. Loop that's number, One, okay all. Right number, two no one will be able to see or hear. ME i can walk around naked. Everywhere we're gonna be on top of the, mountain overlooking a beautiful. Sunset there's going to be a lake on this. Property my tour bus will be. There that's why a. Sleep but we're gonna have a barn. Tominium that's Where leann's gonna. LIVE i can't fucking. Wait we're gonna Have LeAnn just fell in love with this assault. Rifles we're gonna have as salt rifles out. There i'm getting through For. Christmas. Animals, animals, Dude i'm taking animals to the next. Level don't. Listen i'm buying endangered. Species i'm. Buying i'm gonna Have. Lynx i'm gonna have big. Cats big cats are gonna roam my fucking. Property And i'm gonna have a litter of Fucking Doggo. Argentinos pull, Up Doggo. Argentino. Dog i'm gonna have a fucking, literally let me see a little. Bit Look Doggo. Argentina and then savannah. Cats look at that fucking. Beast, Right i'm gonna have all those ears. Cropped CAN i be honest with? You, yes, cross whatever your, Choice i'll circumcise them then then and then pull Up savannah. Cat pull, Up savannah. Cat look at that a butterfly on his fucking. Nose, now, wait you see these Cats i'm gonna have fucking running around my, Property savannah. Cat these things are fucking. Huge it looks like they're fucking. Massive they're like seventy pounds little. Bobcats, Yeah i'm gonna have a ton of. Those i'm a few. Parrots i'm gonna have some. Caws i'm gonna really just have a fucking wild. Over look at that. Thing look at that. Thing look at that, Thing look at that.

02:38:47
Speaker 1: Thing get up there, again let me see.

02:38:49
Speaker 3: That oh, god get?

02:38:50
Speaker 1: Up oh my.

02:38:52
Speaker 3: God, right they know how to open.

02:38:54
Speaker 1: Doors they know a lot.

02:38:56
Speaker 3: More here's my. Question Note now here's my. Thing And i'm gonna lean on you guys for. This and we did this when we moved TO la when we moved to the. VALLEY i want to make, Friends LIKE i want to have regular. Friends, okay all, Right so like And i'm gonna like because LIKE i can't just move here and they just be friends with you guys in Jelly roll And earnest and like, celebrities you, Know LIKE i want to have also regular, friends not both better than you, guys but.

02:39:25
Speaker 2: Like, okay but no people that are people that are in, town not on the road all the.

02:39:32
Speaker 3: Time LIKE i want, To LIKE i wanna because we're gonna SPEND i think we're spent half our year here and then half our year in L. A AND i was, LIKE i was, like, yeah but we moved. Here we're like we we should like like hang out with. People, Community, yeah be a part of. Me, like here's my big. THING i want to throw a party every, year like one. Party, okay let.

02:39:51
Speaker 1: Me tell you about national. Parties in groups of, people people lay claims to, parties, like, oh so and so does The halloween. Party The rhett family they along With tailor do The halloween party at their. Farm we do the, laws we do The easter. Party, okay and so there's always.

02:40:12
Speaker 2: Time about there's A halloween party coming alive this year at our.

02:40:15
Speaker 1: House, yeah but that's like that's actually a wind. Brainchild my oldest daughter Win, rebelawan she Is, Christmas.

02:40:21
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving you gotta go, obscure pull up, holidays pull up obscure.

02:40:26
Speaker 1: Holiday Flag, Day President's, Day Arbor, day Y Arbor.

02:40:29
Speaker 3: Day Just monday night, Football.

02:40:31
Speaker 2: Dude have you been To?

02:40:32
Speaker 1: Orgon of course you've been Organ how amazing is the trees and Organ are they fucking unbelievable or.

02:40:39
Speaker 3: What their fucking next? Level? Yes do you? Know do you? Know here's what's wrong with. Me i'm. Insufferable, okay this is Why i'm. Insufferable all, right everything you, Say i've done it times. Ten. Yeah do you know? WHAT i climbed to the top of The redwoods and hung out for roughly two hours at the top of the Red woods like a, tree a, Tree you climbed up a. TREE i jugged up a. Redwood jugging is when you get the rope and you do. THIS i jugged to the top Of redwood and hung out for two. Hours you, Smoke, NO i was stone sober and. Terrified it is wild how quiet it, is and how the wind talks to you and the trees move and you can feel you can see the wind coming by the trees, moving and then it hits. You it is. Surreal everything you've ever talked about in anything in. LIFE i think that's. Me it's top of The. Redwood we bungee jumped off.

02:41:31
Speaker 1: It, god that is so, cool. DUDE I u when we were In, eugene we went and walked through. SOBER i haven't smoked or. Anything and YE jp And garrett we're kind of walking through a will is coming to meet, us and we just find these trees and it was, Like i'm like touching the trees and feeling the texture of the. Tree someone felt like, foam some of them felt. Hard AND i was, like this is like the most incredible Vegetation i've ever seen in my.

02:41:56
Speaker 3: Life one Day i'll do a podcast WHERE i tell you all the Stuff i've done that you'd never, Believe like slept in the world's largest cave In, vietnam six hour hike in six hour hike out the caves so big The Empire State building could fit inside the, cave stayed in there for a. Night WHEN i was On Travel, CHANNEL i did the craziest. THINGS i someone said to me to, day have you ever swam with? SHARKS i was talking to a, surfer because you've ever swam my? SHARKS i, Said i've swam with great white sharks out of the. CAGE i swam with great white sharks in the. Cage that's the. Cave it is fucking, insane really like, that you know WHAT i? Did?

02:42:26
Speaker 1: Yeah or is it like a filter because that's always.

02:42:29
Speaker 3: Type In Bert kreisler in this cave Type Bert kreisler In vietnam cave and.

02:42:34
Speaker 1: Actually first first type in this. Cave just sipe in. THAT i want to see what comes.

02:42:38
Speaker 3: Up there's one cave, enough fair, enough but it's IT'S i. Swam i've swam with sharks probably ten. Times i've. Swam i've swam with whale, Sharks i've swam With have you swam with? ORCAS i almost? Did do you? Remember so they do that in our Buddy John mann's one of my buddy best. Buddies he does that In norway every year they go. Out.

02:43:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, really that's where you do, it and you can actually swim with them.

02:43:10
Speaker 3: There you swim with them and you go out and they Fucking.

02:43:14
Speaker 1: Is it true that no one has ever been. Killed there's never been a requartered kill of a great white shark outside of. Captivity, okay once again we're going into a Brock cressu rabbit.

02:43:23
Speaker 3: Hole. OKAY i believe the second we released we stopped having SeaWorld with the great killer, whales they started retaliating against. Us have you noticed that they're attacking boats like? Crazy, now there.

02:43:33
Speaker 1: Was a whole thing about.

02:43:34
Speaker 3: That weren't you And jack talking about that?

02:43:35
Speaker 1: One, yeah big or individuals here.

02:43:41
Speaker 3: Before i'm a big fan. Too i'm a Big Sea world. Fan but the second we didn't Have shimu. Anymore that's me with great white sharks right. There it's me in the. Cage you see the picture to the. Right that's my daughter's in the cage Of have you ever seen my? Sharks?

02:43:54
Speaker 2: No the black black tip is.

02:43:56
Speaker 3: That that's me inside the. Cage that's a Great.

02:44:01
Speaker 2: I've sway with. Those, yeah, yeah. Yeah no out In bora for the. Honeymoon nice.

02:44:07
Speaker 3: Motorcycle you know? What you know what's so? CRAZY i was listening to a podcasts the other day about this is WHEN i feel Like i'm spinning out of. CONTROL i was listening to a podcast about about sitting bowl right And Custard's Last. Stand, okay custards last stand was in uh.

02:44:22
Speaker 1: In, Dallas no no, clue The, Library San, clementtti The.

02:44:27
Speaker 3: Revolver always in The. Dakota's it was In North. Dakota Gotcha sturges Near. Sturges it's Near surgees it. IS i only know that BECAUSE I i WAS i re Enacted custard's last stand with those With LAKOTA'S i think It's lakota's. Uh at the actual place we had hunted buffalo with The Crow nation that evening we hunted. Buffalo one of the most beautiful. Motorcycles are your motorcycle, GUY i, LIKE i enjoy.

02:44:55
Speaker 1: MORTS i was quite a. Bit i'm not A harley, guy BUT i grew up on dirt. Bikes freestyle motocross was my first. Life we hunt.

02:45:01
Speaker 3: Buffalo at, sunset we land a helicopter on top of a. MOUNTAIN i get on my. Motorcycle it's An indian. CHIEF i get on My oh, no no, no it was a victory. Judge AND i get on the motorcycle AND i start riding through the hills Of, montana, gorgeous, gorgeous and a pack of wild horses catches up with me on top of a fucking mountain And i'm listening To Wilco Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun dun dun, dun And i'm going fucking thirty miles an hour with horses racing next to, me going, like what fucking world AM i living? In then we take it over to Where Sitting bull had his last cuts ra at his last dand and they re enacted the thing the kids they do this. Thing if they touch, you it's more insulting than if they kill. You the idea that An indian could get A Native american could get it close enough to touch you but not hurt you was more insulting than dying. Itself and they did that to me. NonStop they put me on a horse and they just came up just, screaming fucking all painted, yellow naked on fucking, horses a little, loincloth just touching me and just it was fucking. Insane, yeah, DUDE i lived a crazy fucking. Life The travel channel STUFF i, did or one Day i'll talk about it on, something but it's like the for fucking seven YEARS i traveled around the world over and over, again just around the. World you'd pick a map and you'd get a map and you, go where do you want to? Go And i'd, Go i've heard Of, tanzania what is that? Like and then you'd be, like well you can also go To. Zanzibar you're, like is that a real? Place and then we just travel the fucking. World it was. Insane ki the Fucking.

02:46:29
Speaker 1: You've lived a good, life, bro lived a fantastic. LIFE i really have sounds like you're you're ready for the calm a little. Bit it feels like you're ready for the. Calm you'll be having more stories after this next. Year, nope yeah you will because you'd be.

02:46:40
Speaker 3: Traveling just be. Quiet i'm thinking about it, here, Okay so so real, quick well we wrap. Up So i'm thinking we gotta. Places, yeah what's one? Thing So i'm thinking of like things That. Leanne leanne wants going. Safari she wants to go on. Safaris i'm gonna take her To i'm gonna take her To. Africa but THEN i was, like, yo you're In, africa, RIGHT i want to go down The, nile, RIGHT i want to see The? Pyramids? Yeah. Right so then you, Go, okay so let's take a. Month let's Do. Africa let's do let's Do. Africa let's go to The. Maldives let's Go like If i'm not just gonna go to fucking do one. Thing we all kids, anymore they're in fucking. College let's go do the. Thing it's like it's A. Nashville it's like, this we're here In. Nashville it's like you spend the week. Here, yeah let's look at. Houses then we go To oregon On, thursday and, uh spend the weekend In oregon and then we're. Home and So, africa what's one thing you want to? Do one thing you want to see really badly in this.

02:47:30
Speaker 1: World we'll go.

02:47:31
Speaker 3: First, Oh.

02:47:32
Speaker 2: ORCAS i would love this one With orca. WHALES i think that's the top of my bucket. List AND i do think doing a safari Here South africa is. Incredible, yeah doing like you, know up early in the, morning like getting close to some, lions like close enough to. Death BUT i think those two things would be sick or get maybe in the jungle and be amongst some.

02:47:48
Speaker 3: GUERRILLAS i think that would be really. Fun oh would they charge you and they, go, yeah where you're a.

02:47:54
Speaker 2: Little, nervous but you got the you got the guide with you telling you how to be and how to, act but you're scared. ENOUGH i feel like THAT i literally might have to pick up and go right.

02:48:02
Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, god that sounds but actually.

02:48:04
Speaker 2: Lions gorillas and orcus that would be my big car. Beginning or amongst the.

02:48:11
Speaker 1: Wolves oh, yeah but you've done.

02:48:13
Speaker 2: That, yeah, yeah, YEAH i gotta do something actually down close to uh To.

02:48:16
Speaker 3: Tampa really there's like this uh sanctuary of. Wolves OH i worked with. Wolves, Yeah i'm sure you.

02:48:22
Speaker 1: Have that's amazing for.

02:48:24
Speaker 3: Me they smell like ship like just give your heads up the wolves. Don't no one washes a. Wolf it's one THING i learned.

02:48:34
Speaker 1: My wife when we first. Met she told me she's like the PERSON i must send the rest of my life. With i'm gonna go To iceland. With and we still to this day have not been To.

02:48:41
Speaker 3: Iceland, okay, okay, okay, okay you, ready so hold. On i'm Sorry leanne will not listen to this podcast from surprising her with the. Trip, okay, okay and, uh we're going To she's always wanted to go To, paris and so she won't. Hear and by the, way don't fucking be a dick and text her. This just let.

02:49:03
Speaker 2: This i'm already thinking about clipping.

02:49:04
Speaker 3: It. Yeah So i'm THE. Takeo so we're doing a two bears porous signing In San francisco AND i was like, YO i was, like the next one's a week later In. TAMPA i, go why don't we just go To paris for the fucking, week and SO i don't know, Whether And i'm curious what you would do in your. Relationship DO i legit fucking surprise her and go, LIKE i grab her, PASSPORT i bring no, clothes just go like we're In San francisco and, go, yo get on the next flight we're. Going and she's, like, wait this is in our flight we're going To. Paris DO i do? That or DO i tell her a week ahead of time and let her get ready for it and bring. Clothes oh for, sure don't tell. Her don't tell.

02:49:43
Speaker 1: Her that's.

02:49:43
Speaker 3: First how's your? Wife is she a? Planner?

02:49:47
Speaker 2: Oh are you going to shop In San? Francisco you know WHAT i?

02:49:49
Speaker 3: Mean BECAUSE i KNOW i Know.

02:49:51
Speaker 2: Charles she would like to whatever, spots would go do to dinner like she would have. To she would she would enjoy having her outfits picked. Out so if you do surprise hers might be one of those things where you land you take her shopping In paris to get set outfit for.

02:50:03
Speaker 1: Dinner that's way better than being, like, hey you go pick out some outfits if you're going to if you want to spend that kind of. Money, yeah but, Yeah I'm.

02:50:10
Speaker 2: I'm surprised would be, good BUT i do think keep in mind how they want to be for dinner and having, everything kind of like having some type of, hey we're gonna hit this, restaurant we're gonna hit that.

02:50:17
Speaker 3: One, Yeah i'm thinking about the. Bunch i'm thinking about a bunch of those. Treads that's those treads going like last minute, going hey we're. Going cause she's been really good about, That like she's been good about not telling me where we're. Going and they're all always, concerts win To Pearl, Jam we've been to Like eagles and it's been. Awesome but, LIKE i like the, surprise but ALSO i don't, know like it's kind of a bro move.

02:50:38
Speaker 2: Be LIKE i would, SAY i would say my wife would love the, surprise and she would be even more surprised and more excited knowing THAT i had some things planned out tailor being like oh you you did this on your own type of, thing like you.

02:50:50
Speaker 3: Pulled all this shit off and you're, like, YEAH i got everything taken care.

02:50:53
Speaker 1: Of See taylor Knows i'm not capable of like planning that. Much she would be so incredibly excited IF i was, like, hey guess what we're, Going we're going To, Ice we're going To. Paris, dude to tell us what about? CLOTHES i don't even know what the get back thirty more about we're, closed.

02:51:04
Speaker 3: We get there. Close when we get, there that, is we get, close we get there to.

02:51:07
Speaker 1: Me and For tail And tale love. Surprises she's all fucking about. Surprises i'm terrible at doing, surprises so that, PERSONALLY i Think i'm horrible.

02:51:15
Speaker 3: SURPRISES i just told this surprise on the. Podcast, yeah but like she won't listen to, it and and just be. Cool, everyone don't send it to. Her we're not Gonna we're not going To we're not.

02:51:23
Speaker 1: Anything we're not gonna clip any of. This we're born to have clips for the. Show now this has been going to release.

02:51:27
Speaker 3: It, now how much did you sell this podcast?

02:51:30
Speaker 1: FOR i don't think we can even do.

02:51:32
Speaker 3: That, okay IF i Said i'll give you thirty million dollars for the podcast right, now would you sell to have? Everything? No BUT i get, IT i get. IT i buy it for thirty million. DOLLARS i BET i get. It i'll give you thirty million dollars and THEN i get to you guys keep doing. It but Now i'm like a fifty to fifty partner with you. Fifty so, no you guys get twenty five, each and THEN i get fifty percent. Each and then would you do that to a? Company, no, okay maybe one hundred million, dollars, yes undred million.

02:52:00
Speaker 1: Dollars oh, yeah one hundred million. Dollars you have Eighty you.

02:52:03
Speaker 3: Keep YOUR, ip but you you AM i calling the shots create a freedom for? Us? No, NO i mean, yes, yes but, no meaning like, yeah.

02:52:13
Speaker 1: But it's told me to call us and be, like we want you to say this on the show.

02:52:15
Speaker 3: Man i'm on thinking that's my sponsors right. Now HEY U T nascar has got an. Event you're, like, Oh i'm, yeah well we need you to do THIS nascar? Event can You you're gonna have to fly down To. Daytona that's a bad example because they were a sponsor Of Few, bears AND i LIKE nascar a. LOT i was gonna say, yeah, yeah, yeah right like that what?

02:52:39
Speaker 1: Yeah thirty?

02:52:39
Speaker 3: Million, Though, well what's what's the end? Game what's the end? GAME i don't think it's a great. Question that's Where i'm at Where i'm, like what's my end? Game? Like DO i do stand? Up forever DO i do the? Podcast forever DO i DO? I is there a chance THAT i? RETIRE i.

02:52:52
Speaker 1: Will i'll tell you this about my personal. Endgame if you asked me this a year, ago there was no end.

02:52:56
Speaker 3: Game.

02:52:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, NOW i LITERALLY i talked about this in the few TIMES i spent for the first time in my adult, life was In canada for a week and sat there and was, like oh, FUCK i really am enjoying doing nothing and just being with my, Family and it's really fucked me up since then to where Now i'm, Like, okay how does how DO i eventually just do nothing or do only the things THAT i really? Enjoy how DO i become as involved with a dat as possible and around the family nine? Time as opposed to what about?

02:53:26
Speaker 3: This does? Something having? Something does that keep you? Healthy? Yes because something keeps me, healthy.

02:53:33
Speaker 2: Keeps me just BECAUSE i love to expand the, brand LIKE i love to make this more of a locker room other, athletes just other other influencers.

02:53:40
Speaker 3: Entertainers were you doing moving To?

02:53:42
Speaker 1: Nashville, yeah inside the walls at all.

02:53:45
Speaker 3: Times GOT i sold my soul to that fucking past. Factor Will. Smith i'm fucking in bed With tommy so deep right, now we have so much money.

02:53:54
Speaker 1: Together, yeah but if there if there was a way for busting to not just like Obviously will AND i being the faces of, it but having other people part of, it part of, it like The Landy. Walker he's been a person that's been embedded in the fall for. Us that's. Awesome he's a great. Personality he's great to have. Around like having more people like that to kind of like lift the load of the in front of camera stuff would be.

02:54:16
Speaker 3: Awesome, yeah it's just such a great fucking thing you guys have. Built how real is this thirty million dollar? OFFER i don't. KNOW i think that's where the future. Is part of, Me, no part of me goes, like, okay oh, Man i'm fucking.

02:54:36
Speaker 2: You already know when he gets off, here he's gonna Call tom LIKE i was feeling him out a little.

02:54:39
Speaker 1: Bit sounds like we're gonna buy him For they said for sure a hundred, Million so we have between thirty and one hundred to really figure.

02:54:45
Speaker 3: Out thirty is the working? Number thirty is the working?

02:54:47
Speaker 1: Number?

02:54:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, NO i don't. Know it's like it's like you could tell what's gonna be good LIKE i could never HAVE i could never have predicted Where pat McAfee is because when he was doing, it it was just there wasn't a there wasn't a system in place to show you what was going to. Happen but now that you've seen what pack McAfee has, done you see the future of everything a little bit now he he he laid FUCKING i mean it's amazing even still look At. Rogan once you saw What rogan, did you're.

02:55:19
Speaker 2: Like, wow between The rogan the, McAfee very we look at look at and we all, go we know where this is, going, right, Right so you know this dude smarter than us going they know where this is, going.

02:55:32
Speaker 3: Right so then then that's WHAT i find really. Fascinating and then you look at the kids that ARE i say, kids but like you Know Dance, older you know dance older at. All Dance older just started doing his own podcast and his podcast is killing it very. Easily you could, GO i know where that's, Going like that's WHERE i, Go, like, okay so then what's the price? Point and if you know where it's, going a Fucking SODA's podcast is a miss dance order is going to Be so you, said who's the next guy for real Dance older? Dance oder is fucking. Brilliant. Legit he will be doing an arena tour next in two years twenty, six he'll be doing arena. Tour he's so fucking. Talented he's so goddamn. TALENTED i, mean but you, know you know What i'm, saying, Though like once you see, that like that's why you gotta hats off To. Macfeees like he saw where it was going before anyone saw where it was. GOING i, mean you guys got kind of did it, too but like he had this like crazy vision of like like, right he's a lot Like tommy in respects of him going LIKE i don't care what people. Think i'll do WHATEVER i. Think and it's it's bad.

02:56:36
Speaker 1: Ass even Watched College Game. Day he's changed that show and made it ten, times but it was already a fantastic.

02:56:41
Speaker 3: Show it's a great. SHOW i watch it Every my daughter hit me. Up she was, like, ya we're going To College Game. Day.

02:56:49
Speaker 2: Yeah the alemosphere is.

02:56:50
Speaker 3: Electric she's, like do you know these? Guys AND i was, LIKE i, KNOW i, KNOW i know one of. Them. Yeah, yeah but like it's it's crazy my daughter doesn't give a fuck about. Football she goes to college game. Day it was.

02:57:00
Speaker 1: CRAZY i wish that was fun podcast you've ever done where you were, like, MAN i really HAD i no idea it was gonna be that good of a, time but, fuck that was so much.

02:57:08
Speaker 3: Fun i'll tell You, honestly the first PODCAST i ever did With bill was like the first time we started Doing Bill, burt those first three ones we, DID i, mean, like And i'm a fan of, his but, LIKE i was fucking blown. AWAY i was, like do you forget how funny someone? Is and like? That and then and, then, HONESTLY i don't THINK i was doing Two bears. YET i think me And tom had done, one but, uh and then WHEN i started doing the first the first Two bears, ones when when the pandemic was kicking and we started doing every, week, dude He tommy just had me every he just knew me so, well he had me. Rolling those were THE i IF i could go, Back i'd erase all my Podcasts i've ever, done AND i just have those first Two bears in the First Bill berts were, LIKE i was just, LIKE i, MEAN i remember the first ONE i did With bill was LIKE i walked. OFF i was, LIKE i was, like, confidently going someone buy a new. House this is gonna make so much fucking. MONEY i was, like this IS i was, like he's fucking. BRILLIANT i, mean he just would LIKE i didn't say anything AND i got shit. ON i talk over everyone AND i got shit on on that. PODCAST i would not, TALK i swear To, god On Bill, BURT i would just sit and listen and laugh hysterically the whole. Time same with like the beginning Of Two bears was, like was like, that those were fucking. Great i'll tell you. What the best Podcast i've ever been a part, Of end of The world With, Joe stanhope Me bill was THE i mean it was fucking. Insane it was. Insane it was Like Marilyn manson was. There it was like the craziest fucking night of our. LIVES i didn't think you do With. Joe the, FIRST i mean the Hardest i've ever laughed on a, podcast without a doubt is When tom shaved my beard On Uh tom shaved my beard On rogan for The Weight Loss. Challenge he shaved it and as he was shaving AND i, said does it look, good and he looked in his Eye he's like, no AND i. Couldn't the two of us. Laughing it's the Closest i've ever had to having sex with a man like me and him laughing in each other's eyes in that moment was like such a pure, Joy LIKE i fucking was crying and he's just, laughing shaving me, looking making me look like a Perto rican. Guy look at, this that's how Fat tommy. Was, god look at. This this is the. Moment you're. Ready this Is joe recording. It by the, way this is how long Ago joe. Was That's.

02:59:33
Speaker 2: God those are the good laugh play that at my, funeral.

02:59:37
Speaker 3: Played at my. Funeral IF i even have, ONE i don't know if that's, real the whole.

02:59:41
Speaker 1: Death IF i ever have, one five years from, now you're, like, see it doesn't.

02:59:45
Speaker 3: EXIST i hung up with the. Dude there was ninety three the other.

02:59:47
Speaker 1: Day that's a major main character. Syndrome, OH i got main characters saying, like just to not believe in death is, Like, okay everyone.

02:59:56
Speaker 3: Dies has it happened to? You? No But i'm on the main. Character, well, okay you've been to a, funeral was it, gentlemen.

03:00:09
Speaker 1: We have tears. Out we have to do tier.

03:00:10
Speaker 3: Talk we can hold tier talk for the. Injury tear.

03:00:13
Speaker 1: Talk teer talk is you're just a valuing your top three favorite things of that category of.

03:00:17
Speaker 3: Tiers, okay of tears we, have we have, Time we got it back.

03:00:20
Speaker 1: Up, cool all, right five minutes out, there knock it.

03:00:25
Speaker 2: Out, okay which one are we?

03:00:29
Speaker 1: Doing tears? Off holiday? Parties, okay holiday. Parties you gonna started. Three you're gonna tell us why three is your third? Favorite then tier? Two then you're an Official tier, one which is your absolute? Favorite, okay so what's your First we'll go.

03:00:41
Speaker 2: Ahead WHAT i hate about this IS i don't know If halloween is in my top. THREE i think My tier. Two, no, no, NO i question Is? Thanksgiving is that a?

03:00:57
Speaker 3: Party is?

03:00:57
Speaker 2: That is?

03:00:57
Speaker 3: That oh my? God?

03:00:59
Speaker 2: Yeah?

03:00:59
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving, YEAH i would Argue thanksgiving is is nothing but an entire day party and and you got you got football on. Dude, THANKSGIVING i would say number, two My tier three is going to be A christmas. Party in, fact The christmas party that we do a few days Before christmas make The. Gingerbreadsville we're building some good traditional stuff in our in our in our in Our christmas, party some really good traditional stuff in Our christmas.

03:01:25
Speaker 2: Party but that would be my tier. Three My tier two would Be. THANKSGIVING i feel like you Have, thanksgiving you HAVE nfl, Football you're, eating you're eating, leftovers you're eating. Pies like everybody comes over, together somebody usually bringing a. DISH i absolutely Love. Thanksgiving if that's if that fits into our holiday, parties Then thanksgiving is my tier, two my tier one nearest and dearest to my. HEART i love The fourth Of. JULY i Think fourth Of July american getting together with your, Families like just Have?

03:01:55
Speaker 3: Ramadan what is it like and? Like and if you live in Like, egypt you just get Like. Ramadam where you, DON'T i don't. Know they Don't. July they don't Have New Year's. Eve maybe they, do but it's like. Whatever they don't Have. Christmas they don't even Have. Honkah they definitely don't Have. Honkah they don't have like all the we have the best. Day we have a great roster.

03:02:15
Speaker 2: Holiday if we were.

03:02:16
Speaker 3: Selling a, country meaning like if you were like you'll come To. AMERICA i just want to start off by telling you all the day as we. Party you'd be, like why WOULD i go to Any i'm not going To. Iraq let's. Out, well it's Like i'm not gonna go To i'm not gonna go To.

03:02:30
Speaker 1: Russia, no what About? AMSTERDAM i think.

03:02:36
Speaker 2: The roster.

03:02:37
Speaker 3: Are, yeah they celebrate. Everything they're, like we celebrate Like French Independence, day like, okay, yeah by the, way they get out of school for. IT i don't even. THINK i think they're all homeschool, really all The French amsterdam, kids they don't even like they just saw weed in their. HOOKERS i think. CREWS i don't know. MUCH i you, Know i'll tell you. What hot chicks ride bikes. There that's the crazy. Thing that is why hot chicks ride.

03:03:06
Speaker 1: Probably not even ten speeds, either the ones you really have to peddle, Through.

03:03:09
Speaker 3: I'd, argue oh, yeah they're the ones with handles like yes and a basket ue. Cruisers the hottest women in the world or In. Amsterdam i've Heard israel is up.

03:03:20
Speaker 2: There.

03:03:20
Speaker 3: DUDE i slept On indian chicks for a long. Time indian chicks without a doubt Will oh my, god that's my one. REGRET i never had sexual with The indian Check it's like. THERE i think they're absolutely. Stunning, YEAH i Mean indian chicks are like and what's crazy IS i say that every TIME i meet An indian, PERSON i tell THEM i never.

03:03:41
Speaker 1: Fu you gotta let them. Know. Yeah so the last one, is, Okay i'm going to give fuck, Dude i'm going to give an honorable mention two College halloween. Parties there's a special place for. THAT i just think as an, Adult, YEAH i. DO i do agree that Like halloween parties as an adult is a little bit more. Difficult we're trying to cook one of this year to kind of get, it you, know pumpkin carbon, competition kind of do all the things you. Do but, uh, yes there's nothing like being a horny nineteen year old going to A halloween house.

03:04:22
Speaker 3: Party everyone's, everyone it.

03:04:26
Speaker 1: Is it's really something.

03:04:28
Speaker 3: Special i've never seen a slutty tactician. Before, yeah like they're just everyone's dress is a slut. Whatever it is.

03:04:34
Speaker 1: Awesome My tier three is gonna go To My tier three is gonna go to uh fourth Of. July the, barbecues the, summertime the tank, tops the twisted, teas it is a it's fucking it's just a great, time it's the peak of, summer and it's just you, know people loved. It it's almost. Cool like you, said it's like cool not to have a. Religion it's like cool not to be About. America but that's not cool to. Me when you get to fourth Of july and you see the flags, flying people about, it playing, bags all those things like, that to me is just it's Fucking it's. Beautiful my tier two and you, guys it probably wouldn't have been my tier two until my eyes are open to the idea Of thanksgiving being a full, day because it really. IS i so As i'm getting, OLDER i enjoy parties so much for a couple of. REASONS i enjoy. It one BECAUSE i want my kids WHEN i grew up and IF i do, die if that really, exists IF i, die my kids are, like, yo my. DAD i want them to talk about how PSYCHOTIC i was about, holidays something about bringing the cheer in and every single Thing', Spootober, Thanksgiving. Christmas but Like thanksgiving last, year where we have thirty people at the, house there's endless supply of. Food we're adding this. YEAR i want to do a prize for weigh ins and way outs who gains the most During? Thanksgiving, yes, Yes and it's just LIKE i just love like how it's, like, yeah people get their, diet they have their ideas of what they want to look, like but on that, day it doesn't fucking matter at, all and drink as much as you. Want you have the entire weekend to eat the same food for the entire, weekend if not bleeding in the next. Week SO i think that's. Awesome My tier one Is christmas, parties. DUDE i think when you get to that like twenty third Of, december when you have a whole bunch of people coming over and you have full grown adults making gingerbread houses and having a competition and who can make the best gingerbread houses and everyone's kind of voting on, it and that's an endless supply of the most intense eggnog on top of, it and knowing that, like no one's got work, tomorrow no one's got anything to do the next the next few, days and you're gonna make it like a full weekend out of, like, dude drinking a little too much pinky swinging to start your diets come the new. Year you, know at that point like all the THINGS i was going to achieve this, year that's done, now BECAUSE i know twenty twenty five is a week away and that's What i'll restart. Everything so it's like really throwing your ambitions to the wind and being, like, dude fuck, it like we're gonna do whatever we want. Here it's just there's something about darkness with all your friends around and the only thing lighting up the outside Are christmas lights and just giving you that, like oh, fuck, dude it really is.

03:07:12
Speaker 2: Dude the music is.

03:07:13
Speaker 1: Going you Got elvis, on you Got Mariah carrie, going you got all the different kinds of, music and it's got this like Peppermint christmas tree smell that just is an aura throughout. Everybody everyone's a little bit fucking. Happier you'd be having the worst week of your, life but on that those couple of days that, week it's, like what are we all upset?

03:07:34
Speaker 3: About? You you got me right.

03:07:37
Speaker 2: Right. Now it's that fucking.

03:07:39
Speaker 1: Good and it bumms me out that Because i'm obviously a huge spook toober, guy but that.

03:07:46
Speaker 3: DID i know, WHAT i know What i'm. DOING i know What i'm. Doing WHEN i moved To, nashville all, right let's work through my tear coming to these. Parties oh, NO i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i got my. PARTY i know How i'm gonna Own. NASHVILLE i got my. Party, okay let's working. Backwards thanksgiving is, Awesome tier, Three tier. Three it gives you a whole day of. Partying the whole day is about one. Event no one has to give a, present which is. Perfect there's no anxiety about, presence just telling somebody what they mean to. You, yes, Why i'm thankful that you're in my. Life oh you get the big. House everyone's. There everyone comes, in brings a little, something nothing but. Love football is on all fucking. Day so important in a holiday is what do we have playing in the. Background OH i Love Thanksgiving number. Two i'm gonna Say Saint Patrick's. Day. NOW i want you to know THAT i have not unveiled what will be My nashville holiday THAT i will. Own Bert chrischer will come To nashville AND i will own this. Day, no, buddy you're far, off but let's Celebrate Saint Patrick's. Day, okay Best Saint Patrick's DAY i ever. Had nineteen ninety, Five my Buddy hutch called me and, SAID i have A vespa and a pocket full of. Mushrooms do you want to go on a? Ride AND i sat backwards on a, vespa high on. Mushrooms Saint Patrick's, day drunk as, fuck tripping my balls, off driving Through. Tallahassee Saint Patrick's. Day it brings the champion out of all of. Us we get up, early we get to the bar, early we kill beers, Early we fucking stay up. Late if you gotta do, coke we get. It It's Saint Patrick's. Day and it's all about. LUCK i mean luck IS i believe more in luck THAN i do hard. WORK i think luck is so more important than hard. Work how many people did you play base football with that were like so fucking, good but then just never got to the next play and they did never have that one, thing the one coach just saw them the one time they, Didn't they just. Didn't they fumbled on the one. Time it's luck is so fucking. Important and that is why my number One kreisler will be moving To nashville AND i will be celebrating this every, year AND i will be throwing this party AND i can't wait till you guys Come Chinese New.

03:10:08
Speaker 2: Year's oh, shit.

03:10:11
Speaker 3: It's all about. Luck it's all about. Luck you dress all in, red you bring fresh, ones crisp from the, Bank it's all about, gambling making. Noise pull Up Chinese New. Years pull Up Burt Chrischer Chinese. Newyears i've celebrated it every. YEAR i love. It it's my favorite. Holiday you eat a, ton you drink a, ton you, yell you, bring you bring An asian cultural center in they dress as. Dragons there's me and that's me And Oliver stone And chinese. Nears. THIS i fucking Love Chinese new year is more than. Anything and WHEN i, Moved, god look how fucking FAT i. Am, well he looks better than. Me how's that? Possible WHEN i moved To, NASHVILLE i will be throwing the most Epic Chinese New year's parties every fucking year In, january everyone's dressed in. Red that's us In. Amsterdam that's WHEN i flew those guys out For Chinese New, years all dressed in, red, gambling eating, mushrooms partying our balls. Off but without a doubt and its cultural. Appropriation Chinese New year's is my favorite bad. Question when Is Chinese New. YEAR'S i don't, know but you're gonna own. It it's it's like sometimes sometimes In, january sometimes In. January we'll be here In, January january twenty, ninth.

03:11:22
Speaker 1: Late, january and it's always the year of something.

03:11:25
Speaker 3: Too last year was the, MONKEY i, think or the. Rat what year is it this? Year but it's so fucking. FUN i would TAKE i would take A i would take a one hundred dollars in fresh, ones put them in a put in in a in a ziploc, bag put a rock in, it throw at the bottom of the. Pool and then in the middle of the, PARTY i go one hundred dollars to the bottom of pool and all the kids would die jumping the pool try to get the hundred. Dollars, DUDE I i, Honestly I'm. I'M i get so wild At Chinese New Year's that YEAR i was With Oliver. Stone there was, like, oh it's my, year nineteen eighty. Nine oh, wow the, snake the, snake it's last. YEAR i was making it rain on These asian. KIDS i was on top of a ladder AND i was like just throwing ones on, them just making it rain on, them and all of a sudden saw that and he's, like who the fuck is this. GUY i was, like, buddy you bought the rights to my. Life he was like. WHAT i was, like, Dude you're the Reason i'm. Here you, know the REASON i have all. This if you had done, THAT i wouldn't be. Here he's, LIKE i don't remember.

03:12:26
Speaker 1: THAT i don't.

03:12:27
Speaker 3: Remember. Yeah see he's wearing Red chinese. Nears, man it's fucking. Dope it is that the coolest fucking. Party, Oh chinese. Newears i'm gonna Own chinese nears in that.

03:12:37
Speaker 2: Show?

03:12:38
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck, Yeah, bert thank you for coming.

03:12:40
Speaker 3: ON i love, you. GUYS i love you. Guys, honestly you've changed my lives in so many. Ways my friendship with both of you means a great. Deal And i'm telling you, you, guys Welcoming leanne to The Burea olympic sast year it was the coolest thing that that woman's ever done. Had she does not stop talking about. It she is a rider die for both of. You motherfuckers like hardcore And Michael, chandler but she's one of the. Boys. Man, Man she's.

03:13:05
Speaker 1: Unbelievable and then you've become an awesome friend to both of. Us you've given us amazing, experiences letting us come to your movie, premiere just being a part of your life.

03:13:13
Speaker 3: Especial. MAN i can't wait till you guys. Do rogan love, You, BRO i love you. GUYS i love You.

03:13:18
Speaker 2: Bro joe