Ruthless Aggression Fig Fed Show 2 - FROM THE VAULT

<v Speaker 1>Welcome everyone to the second Major Wrestling Figure podcast, Fantasy
<v Speaker 1>fig Fed Booking Show. I am your host, smart Mark Sterling,
<v Speaker 1>producer of the Major Wrestling Figure podcast Doctor silver Balls.
<v Speaker 1>And in this corner representing the Raw brand.
<v Speaker 2>Bro It's the Prince of Queens Brian Myers aka former
<v Speaker 2>ww superstar Kurt Hawkins.
<v Speaker 1>And in this corner representing the SmackDown brand.
<v Speaker 3>Always Ready Matt Cardona aka the Michael Jordan of Wrestling
<v Speaker 3>Figure Collecting aka the Thousand Dollars Brosky aka the man
<v Speaker 3>who squashed Brian bro last month Turmoils squashed.
<v Speaker 2>Bad Bloe Man's opinion, I don't know how one man's opinion.
<v Speaker 2>Who you paid to listen to the episode and then
<v Speaker 2>he didn't even listen to your half of you presenting
<v Speaker 2>the show, I don't know how that makes you the winner.
<v Speaker 2>When our fan base was pretty much I'd say seventy
<v Speaker 2>thirty Raw won that one. Wait, seventy thirty seventy thirty drugs.
<v Speaker 2>You're obviously not kidding.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go seventy third on this policy anymore, because
<v Speaker 3>there is no.
<v Speaker 2>Not not in the mid two thousands. No, we're all
<v Speaker 2>gassed up over here on raw baby.
<v Speaker 3>Bro, I squashed you.
<v Speaker 2>Bro.
<v Speaker 3>You're writing a wrestling show. I was writing a television program.
<v Speaker 3>Contextas king, I've set a bunch of matches on the card.
<v Speaker 3>I came with a month's worse of television. Go back
<v Speaker 3>and listen to the draft where Brian cheated. Go back
<v Speaker 3>and listen to the first month and then tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Where Brosky cheated. Not cheat. You booked five super shows.
<v Speaker 2>The objective was the book one pay per view. And
<v Speaker 2>by the way, all of these stuff's made, no, you
<v Speaker 2>might as well have just took a bunch of has
<v Speaker 2>bros put him a ring, shook it up in the
<v Speaker 2>middle of your living room, and that was your freaking
<v Speaker 2>those are your cards? Well this is a much anti
<v Speaker 2>oh by the way, I said cards, because you booked
<v Speaker 2>five super shows out of desperation, because you were shaking
<v Speaker 2>in your boots.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Hold on a second. The craziest thing you've
<v Speaker 1>ever said in the world, Brian, is that seventy thirty
<v Speaker 1>raw one. That is insane. I am seeing all these things.
<v Speaker 1>It is pretty clear judging if we're going to buy
<v Speaker 1>the public opinion, Broski won the second show. But if
<v Speaker 1>we're going by public opinion. If you're going by public opinion,
<v Speaker 1>you destroyed him, absolutely squashed him. Bro in the draft.
<v Speaker 2>But he cheated, he cheated in the draft.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think that you cheated in the second show.
<v Speaker 3>I did not cheat because anybody's were agreed what we
<v Speaker 3>agreed upon.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, No, I said I was.
<v Speaker 3>Writing show was beforehand to create context because context is king.
<v Speaker 3>So how are we doing this?
<v Speaker 2>Marment?
<v Speaker 3>I'm so amped up. I got all my notes notes.
<v Speaker 2>I'm you know what. I'm glad you're amped up because
<v Speaker 2>I lost the coin toss last time. Let you got
<v Speaker 2>to go first or I went first, and now you
<v Speaker 2>get to go first. Wait? Is that how that's how
<v Speaker 2>it goes? Isn't that fair? That's fair, That's fair.
<v Speaker 1>That's how we're doing it, all right. But so in
<v Speaker 1>my books, guys, it is one one and in the Republic.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man. There was a lot of love
<v Speaker 2>for Monday Night Raw in the Patreon Facebook group.
<v Speaker 1>There was some love, some love.
<v Speaker 2>There was a lot of love. There's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>people saying the exactly I was saying, where their head
<v Speaker 2>was spinning listening to Broski just make up that made
<v Speaker 2>no sense whatsoever. A lot of sense.
<v Speaker 3>Context is king Nobody cares about aj Styles or Sapatista
<v Speaker 3>with no context.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I care, you need cont It was a mystery
<v Speaker 2>man you could have on any other match. That match
<v Speaker 2>had the most context of anything I've presented so first,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm sure, I'm sure the SmackDown fan base we're
<v Speaker 2>just in their pants over Strikerver's Dreamer for no reason.
<v Speaker 3>There was a lot of reason. If you listen, go back,
<v Speaker 3>you listen to the episode.
<v Speaker 2>Now, guys, with it, hit me with it. Hold.
<v Speaker 1>I want to give each one of you, guys just
<v Speaker 1>a couple of minutes to sort of set the stage
<v Speaker 1>on where you are before we set the timer. We
<v Speaker 1>agreed on the podcast that we're going to set a
<v Speaker 1>timer for thirty minutes. I don't think this is going
<v Speaker 1>to matter much for Brian, but I think it's going
<v Speaker 1>to matter for Matt.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can get pretty close, but we'll see.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Matt, please it's your turn, so please just
<v Speaker 1>set the stage for a couple of minutes on.
<v Speaker 3>Where I don't even need a couple of minutes. I
<v Speaker 3>just want to say this, guys, go back. You need
<v Speaker 3>to listen to the draft. Okay, yes, to get get
<v Speaker 3>some context, and then you need to listen to Turmoil
<v Speaker 3>last month. Listen to Turmoil, listen to bad Blood, whatever
<v Speaker 3>you want to call it. I mean, his was like
<v Speaker 3>a straight to DVD pay per view. It was a
<v Speaker 3>UK exclusive pay per view, you know, like a one
<v Speaker 3>night old.
<v Speaker 2>Those are actually those are some hidden gems. So that's
<v Speaker 2>an example too. Yeah, uh, Mark, we don't need to
<v Speaker 2>set the tone because I got my TVs here, I
<v Speaker 2>got all kinds of the tone is gonna be set.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he's got a saudy Super Showdown match or
<v Speaker 2>something with fifty guys to kick off his first TV.
<v Speaker 2>But we should update people that maybe not have heard
<v Speaker 2>about the supplemental draft that went on in between these
<v Speaker 2>last shows.
<v Speaker 1>Very good point, very good point.
<v Speaker 2>So I don't think we should. I think we should.
<v Speaker 3>We did add some more people to our roster, but
<v Speaker 3>let's let them let's.
<v Speaker 2>Just let's just put it out there. There was a
<v Speaker 2>supplemental draft, yes, and we added a male talent, a
<v Speaker 2>female talent, a tag team, and a mystery man.
<v Speaker 1>We did it on the book, we did it in
<v Speaker 1>the Facebook, and we also mentioned it on the public pod.
<v Speaker 2>It was a live draft in the Facebook Patreon Facebook.
<v Speaker 3>Now I have I have one request to not spoil
<v Speaker 3>the episode. Let's not ask each other. We're so and
<v Speaker 3>so let us tell the story.
<v Speaker 2>No, I know, I know. That's fine.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, are you ready because I'm gonna press playing.
<v Speaker 2>We really need a timer here, guys, I'm timing, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>because you you're gonna bend the rules and.
<v Speaker 1>You have to thirty minutes.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, all right, so I need to know, like I
<v Speaker 3>need to know that you gotta give me some countdowns.
<v Speaker 2>Just tell him that five. I'll tell you for I
<v Speaker 2>need halfway at least.
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you fifteen. I'll give you ten, I'll give
<v Speaker 1>you five.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, here we go.
<v Speaker 1>Uh five, four, three two one?
<v Speaker 2>All right.
<v Speaker 3>So we are at week one of SmackDown. The video
<v Speaker 3>package of Turmoil has just played. To see all that footage,
<v Speaker 3>go back in the Patreon feed and listen to Turmoil.
<v Speaker 3>The first man out of the gate, Hulk Hogan. Hulk
<v Speaker 3>comes out. He's uh, he's still injured. He's still injured
<v Speaker 3>from the elimination chamber getting screwed, but he calls out
<v Speaker 3>the man that saved him. He calls out the Rock,
<v Speaker 3>the Rock was the mystery man at Turmoil. The Rock
<v Speaker 3>and Hogan they shake. The Rock is excited to lay
<v Speaker 3>us the smack us down here on SmackDown, but all
<v Speaker 3>of a sudden out comes Vince.
<v Speaker 2>Vince is furious. You rode it, you rode it, got it.
<v Speaker 3>They ruined the coronation of John Cena, the champion. Vince
<v Speaker 3>is furious. Vince says this that tonight, Hogan and Rock, Okay,
<v Speaker 3>Hogan and Rock, you will be in tag team action
<v Speaker 3>tonight and you will take on Deuce and Domino. Right now,
<v Speaker 3>Deuce and Domino with Cherry, come.
<v Speaker 2>Out, jackets, ben jackets, come on, man jackets, they come
<v Speaker 2>out and uh they come out out and Hogan and Rock.
<v Speaker 3>You know, it takes some effort because you know they've
<v Speaker 3>never really teamed before and they're a little rusty, but
<v Speaker 3>they defeat Deuce Domino with Cherry.
<v Speaker 2>Vince is pissed.
<v Speaker 3>Vince gets on the mic said no, no, no, no, no. Tonight,
<v Speaker 3>in the main event, you guys will take on the
<v Speaker 3>Dudley's in a table match. So okay, Vince says that stage,
<v Speaker 3>Rock and see that are not done for the night.
<v Speaker 3>Next up, we see Tommy Dreamer taking on Striker a
<v Speaker 3>rematch from Turmoil. Uh, I'm not gonna, you know, tell
<v Speaker 3>you exactly what happened there. But Dreamer gets the win
<v Speaker 3>on Striker, but Striker attacks Dreamer after the match, laying
<v Speaker 3>him out, putting the boots him, gets the candlestick to
<v Speaker 3>nail Dreamer. Over and over out comes Rob van Damn
<v Speaker 3>RBD slides in a chair. He swings at Striker, but
<v Speaker 3>Striker patterns out. He throws the the chair the Dreamer
<v Speaker 3>to But wait a minute, Ben Dominator Dreamer, Ben Daminator
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer RVD, RVD, he's not saving Dreamer, He's joining Matt Striker.
<v Speaker 3>Matt Striker gets in the ring and he raises rvd's
<v Speaker 3>arms and they do the Rod van Damn post together.
<v Speaker 3>It looks like RVD has a new manager in Matt Striker. Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Next up, Jericho comes out. He is just whining and
<v Speaker 3>complaining that he got screwed at the elimination chamber and
<v Speaker 3>he wants to take out his frustration on anybody who
<v Speaker 3>comes out. Next, out comes the bizarre gold Dust in
<v Speaker 3>a rather upset victory. Gold Dust defeats Jericho. Jericho gets
<v Speaker 3>on the mic, it says, that's that's not it. He's
<v Speaker 3>not leaving this building until he beats somebody out comes
<v Speaker 3>Goldust partner Booker T. But Booker T makes quick work
<v Speaker 3>of Jericho. Jericho just cannot believe what's going on. He
<v Speaker 3>wanted to show his stuff tonight but lost twice. Backstage,
<v Speaker 3>we see Vince on the.
<v Speaker 2>Phone with John Cena saying, Sena, you know, take the
<v Speaker 2>night off.
<v Speaker 3>You're the new w champion. Just take the night off.
<v Speaker 3>I'll take care of business tonight. Next up is a
<v Speaker 3>rematch from Turmoil v Brian Kendrick with his bodyguard the
<v Speaker 3>Blueprint Matt Morgan taken on the Hurricane. It's an action
<v Speaker 3>pack match a slice bread from the top one, two three.
<v Speaker 3>Kendrick retains the United States Championship and they're putting the
<v Speaker 3>boost of Hurricane. Afterwards, Kendrick and Morgan putting the bous
<v Speaker 3>of Hurricane and comes Rosie, the newest member to the
<v Speaker 3>SmackDown roster.
<v Speaker 2>Rosie cleans house. He cleans house Big Hug with the
<v Speaker 2>Hurricane question, yes, sh Shi t Rosie or like he's
<v Speaker 2>got the nice.
<v Speaker 3>Costume superhero in trading Rosie Big Hug saving the Hurricane.
<v Speaker 2>Next up is Victoria versus Lida.
<v Speaker 3>If you don't recall, Victoria won a triple threat match
<v Speaker 3>with Lida and Trish last month.
<v Speaker 2>Lida gets the victory.
<v Speaker 3>Outcomes Trish just clapping it up on the stage, clapping
<v Speaker 3>it up. Victoria loses to Lieda out comes Christian in
<v Speaker 3>street clothes that nice that long sleeve dress shirt. At
<v Speaker 3>this series eight, he comes out he had won the
<v Speaker 3>Money in the Bank and he says, you know he
<v Speaker 3>doesn't agree with this, but Vince McMahon has said that
<v Speaker 3>there will be a Battle Royal tonight. You guys love
<v Speaker 3>by Battle Royals.
<v Speaker 2>Come on. This is episode one yes, and the winner
<v Speaker 2>of the Battle Royal tables matter and a Battle Royal
<v Speaker 2>and episode one No.
<v Speaker 3>The winner of the Battle Royal will take on Christian
<v Speaker 3>for the Money in the Bank briefcase at the next
<v Speaker 3>pay per view. And it's all the people who were
<v Speaker 3>involved in the Money in the Bank match except for Christian,
<v Speaker 3>So it's Matt Hardy, Maven, Nicky, Misz and Finley. Looks
<v Speaker 3>like Matt Hardy is gonna make work and give the
<v Speaker 3>twist of fate to the Mizz, but Christian comes in
<v Speaker 3>from behind with the briefcase nails Matt Hardy Miss looks confused,
<v Speaker 3>but he dumps out Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy will is
<v Speaker 3>the last man who is up there, with Christian grabbing
<v Speaker 3>the briefcase. He Christian's afraid.
<v Speaker 2>Of Matt Hardy.
<v Speaker 3>They will not be taking on each other at the
<v Speaker 3>next pay per view. But the next five guys, you know,
<v Speaker 3>it's we got Mavin, Nicki, Miss, and Finley Saw.
<v Speaker 2>There's four guys. They're just you know, who's gonna win
<v Speaker 2>this thing.
<v Speaker 3>All of a sudden, rock Lesner just runs out and
<v Speaker 3>just destroys everybody in the ring belly to belly, sup
<v Speaker 3>Lex to the Miz over the top, F five to
<v Speaker 3>Nicky over the top.
<v Speaker 2>Eliminates Maven.
<v Speaker 3>So technically Finley has won this thing, but he just
<v Speaker 3>destroys Finley sup Blex City Bitch to Finley, Uh, he's.
<v Speaker 2>Got him up for an F five.
<v Speaker 3>Hortswaggle tries to make the save, but Finley gets dropped.
<v Speaker 3>Brock Lesner, Roy's Horsewoker gives the power bomb, doesn't release,
<v Speaker 3>picks him back up another power bomb, another power bomb.
<v Speaker 3>Shiit Candser to the floor and f fives him in
<v Speaker 3>to the post. Finley going to check on Horsewoggle Brack
<v Speaker 3>is just livid he didn't win the Elements Chamber, destroying
<v Speaker 3>everybody who gets his way. Here comes the pain and
<v Speaker 3>now it's time for the main event.
<v Speaker 2>It is first off, come on, all freaking paint. Why
<v Speaker 2>do you ruin apies and get a freaking stack of paper?
<v Speaker 2>It's a dollar, I got a lot of Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>it's the main event.
<v Speaker 3>It is Hogan and Rock verse the Dudley's in a
<v Speaker 3>tables match. I'm painting the picture for you right now,
<v Speaker 3>uh right now. We have Diva on the floor with Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>They're out cold. The Rock gets the spy Buster on Bubba.
<v Speaker 3>Here it comes to people's lebow. He hits the ropes,
<v Speaker 3>but out of nowhere, Sena comes in. We thought he
<v Speaker 3>wasn't here, nails Rock with the title. Hogan tries to
<v Speaker 3>get in the ring. He nails Hogan with the title.
<v Speaker 3>The Dudley set up the table. Three D through the table,
<v Speaker 3>three D through the table. The Dudley's defeat Hogan and Rock.
<v Speaker 3>Sena and Vince they come in. They're putting the boots,
<v Speaker 3>they're putting the boost them.
<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, the lights go off. The Pirate
<v Speaker 2>goes off. Caana and Zach Ryder make the save. Kaye
<v Speaker 2>Zach righting the tag team Champions make the safe. They
<v Speaker 2>clear the ring.
<v Speaker 3>It's it's Hogan, Rock, Kita and Ryder clear the ring
<v Speaker 3>and we go off the air for week one.
<v Speaker 2>Let's back down.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, First of all, I want you to know you.
<v Speaker 2>Got the Tiger. You have the Tiger? No, well we can.
<v Speaker 1>All right, you want me to posine? Pause? Yeah, pause
<v Speaker 1>the titles. You're eight minutes in to your thirty months yes, yes.
<v Speaker 2>Wait, we can't do the time limit. You just can't know.
<v Speaker 2>We've already agreed.
<v Speaker 1>With the thing, dude, because otherwise you could just you
<v Speaker 1>could literally could do move for move every match. It's insane, and.
<v Speaker 3>This is real bulls because context is king.
<v Speaker 1>But there's ways to do context without briding this insanity.
<v Speaker 1>Second of all, it's hard.
<v Speaker 2>You can't just present a card that's entertaining, so you
<v Speaker 2>have to you know, grasp are you really going to
<v Speaker 2>that was another Battle Royal Tables. Man, that's when I
<v Speaker 2>was eight minutes.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, that's your first show.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, at four more super show one of five, here
<v Speaker 2>we go, let's go.
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't a super show. That was that was storytelling.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone got jumped. Okay, everyone got jumped.
<v Speaker 2>We get it. Do forty minutes. No, thirty is not enough.
<v Speaker 2>This is a contest. There's rules. This isn't the Brosky
<v Speaker 2>whatever you want.
<v Speaker 1>She literally came up with these rules on the podcast.
<v Speaker 2>I think you are the one who are like pushed
<v Speaker 2>it too.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go back in five.
<v Speaker 2>Second second, one second and guess kid loosely ridiculous. Hold
<v Speaker 2>on here perfect, You're gonna make up some time. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>all right, I'll write it for you. Uh wait, wait,
<v Speaker 2>elimination chamber. There's a chainsaw, there's weapons hanging from the steelcase. Stop,
<v Speaker 2>hold on, I gotta buy this other paper. Dom that
<v Speaker 2>rider makes the saved Domino get Joe jackets Nikki from
<v Speaker 2>the Spirit Squad.
<v Speaker 1>Hornswoggle attacks due Domino in the back, put the boots
<v Speaker 1>to him, runs them over with their car.
<v Speaker 2>He just frantically ran out of his room to find this.
<v Speaker 2>He probably shipped it to a fan and signed it.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt signed it with my autograph because he's an uncreative piece.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt Hawkins tries to get in the building, but a
<v Speaker 1>shot outside the door.
<v Speaker 2>You got it, all right, I'm back all right, So
<v Speaker 2>what's the time? Women?
<v Speaker 1>Now, I kept the time? Wait what the time was
<v Speaker 1>running the whole time?
<v Speaker 2>No, it wasn't.
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Uh, you have twenty one minutes and fifty three
<v Speaker 1>seconds left, okay, and you.
<v Speaker 2>Won't give me thirty five minutes? No?
<v Speaker 1>Nor rules?
<v Speaker 2>Did you play anything growing up games? Sports?
<v Speaker 1>There's rules five two one?
<v Speaker 2>Go all right? A couple of new things. It's week two.
<v Speaker 3>A SmackDown starts with Vince and Sena in the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Vince presents Sena with the new with the New Spinner Championship.
<v Speaker 3>He also says the next paper he will be called
<v Speaker 3>Corruption and the main event will be Sena versus the
<v Speaker 3>winner of Rock and Hogan. Rock and Hogan will take
<v Speaker 3>place the first match of Corruption. The winner will take
<v Speaker 3>on Sena. Also, he's he's pissed at at a Canaan Ryder.
<v Speaker 3>He makes a gauntlet match for the tag team titles
<v Speaker 3>at Corruption and also puts Canaan writer in handicap matches
<v Speaker 3>tonight and says that tonight the main event will be
<v Speaker 3>the Dudleys and Sena versus Rock and Hogan, uh Dus
<v Speaker 3>and Domino with Cherry defeat Ryder in a handicap match.
<v Speaker 3>Also Trish defeats Victoria. Lina comes out this time and
<v Speaker 3>looks on and collaps in approval as Trish wins. We
<v Speaker 3>have a Striker in RVD promo. Striker is now in
<v Speaker 3>a suit. We have switched to the striker suit figure,
<v Speaker 3>and he reveals that he's gonna take RVD to the top.
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer comes out to the stage and challenges them to
<v Speaker 3>a match at Corruption and they accept, but only a
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer puts his career on a line because Dreamer wanted
<v Speaker 3>a extreme rules match. Next up is Christian backstage talking events.
<v Speaker 3>Fit comes up with the Money He wants that money
<v Speaker 3>in the Bank briefcase so bad, but he gives up
<v Speaker 3>his spot because he wants Brock instead at Corruption for
<v Speaker 3>what he did to his little buddy Hornswoggle. So there's
<v Speaker 3>gonna be a new number of contender ship match right now.
<v Speaker 3>Another Battle World, just like last week, But up comes Jericho.
<v Speaker 3>Jericho says, hey, I need to I need to prove myself.
<v Speaker 3>I want in this this match, and Christian is barred
<v Speaker 3>from ringside. Next up is the Money in the Bank
<v Speaker 3>Battle Royal match with Maven Matt Hardy, the miz Nikki
<v Speaker 3>and Jericho. The last man out is Jericho. Matt Hardy
<v Speaker 3>is going Matt Hardy is going to Corruption, but all
<v Speaker 3>of a sudden, from behind, here comes Christian with the
<v Speaker 3>briefcase lays out Matt Hardy. Next up is a promo
<v Speaker 3>with Brian Kendrick with Matt Morgan, which leads to a
<v Speaker 3>match with Matt Morgan versus Rosie. If Rosie can defeat
<v Speaker 3>Matt Morgan, Hurricane will get.
<v Speaker 2>A title shot at Corruption.
<v Speaker 3>And of course Rosie gets the big win help from
<v Speaker 3>the Hurricane. It's gonna be Hurricane versus Kendrick at Corruption.
<v Speaker 3>And in the main event, the Dudleys and John Cena
<v Speaker 3>take on Rock and Hogan and it goes back and forth,
<v Speaker 3>but the winners of this match are the Dudleys and
<v Speaker 3>John Cena. To end Week two of SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, now you're making up time.
<v Speaker 3>Oh there's no context here. It's just reading off paper.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, right, rules, he's doing it and he was
<v Speaker 2>wasting time.
<v Speaker 3>I like telling the finishes and stuff. All right, you're
<v Speaker 3>gonna save it for the actual thing. We came here
<v Speaker 3>to book.
<v Speaker 1>The paper writ nineteen minutes left. Yes, he got plenty
<v Speaker 1>of time.
<v Speaker 2>All right, so tell me we went to go go
<v Speaker 2>all right?
<v Speaker 3>Week three, Vince and Sena come out there so happy
<v Speaker 3>about what happened last week. I mean they laid out
<v Speaker 3>Caine and Ryder. They lost their matches. Did I say
<v Speaker 3>that Caine lost the match last week? I think I
<v Speaker 3>was going so fast I din't even see that the
<v Speaker 3>Cane lost last week.
<v Speaker 2>It to bucketeeking Goldust in a handicap match. Okay.
<v Speaker 3>Then he says that he's given the Dudleys the night off,
<v Speaker 3>He's given Sena the night off, but he makes a
<v Speaker 3>main event match for tonight for the tag team titles.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan Rock, We'll take on Caine and Ryder. Next up
<v Speaker 3>as a six man tag team match, it's Kendrick, Matt
<v Speaker 3>Morgan and Christian. They take on Matt Hardy the Hurricane
<v Speaker 3>and Rosie. Matt Hardy defeats Christian to get the win
<v Speaker 3>for the team. Tommy Dreamer has a nice heartfelt Extreme promo, saying, like, hey,
<v Speaker 3>extreme rules career match, I need to get ready for it.
<v Speaker 3>Open challenge out comes Brock Lesner. Oh my god, Brock
<v Speaker 3>is destroying Dreamer, but Dreamer keeps kicking out, kicking out,
<v Speaker 3>kicking out. Finally, Dreamer has is up in the f
<v Speaker 3>five Fit interferes.
<v Speaker 2>With the challely to the groin, then to the head.
<v Speaker 3>Dreamer rolls up Brock one two three Brock can Fit
<v Speaker 3>continue to fight to the back Dreamer. Uh, he's still
<v Speaker 3>like he's still disoriented. Incomes RBDA Striker, just putting the
<v Speaker 3>boots to Dreamer. Any of the five star frog splash,
<v Speaker 3>leaving Tommy Dreamer laying uh. In a nice generic tag
<v Speaker 3>team match, Booker, Tea and Golddust defeat Duce and Domino
<v Speaker 3>with Cherry, and then it is Trish versus Leda. They
<v Speaker 3>have both beaten Victoria the previous weeks uh one on one,
<v Speaker 3>but Victoria gets involved and lays them both out with
<v Speaker 3>the steel chair. She is crazy, She's a crazy bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Uh uh.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Chris Jericho cutting a promo saying he
<v Speaker 3>he just needs to find his group.
<v Speaker 2>He needs a win.
<v Speaker 3>He challenges anybody and he ends up losing to Maven.
<v Speaker 3>Maven gets the upset win over Chris Jericho, and now
<v Speaker 3>it's the main event Hogan Verse Hogan and Rock versus
<v Speaker 3>Kane and Ryder for the tag team titles. Rider goes
<v Speaker 3>for the rough Rider, but he gets adjusted in midair,
<v Speaker 3>he nails Kane with the rough Rider. He turns around
<v Speaker 3>rock Bottom into the big leg one two three, we
<v Speaker 3>have new tag team Champions, Hulk, Cogan and the Rock.
<v Speaker 2>Defeat canean Rider.
<v Speaker 3>You see Vince and seeing the backstage just smashing up
<v Speaker 3>all the locker rooms, up the TV's. They are pissed
<v Speaker 3>and we go off the air with new tag team champions.
<v Speaker 2>Where are we at.
<v Speaker 1>Youah, plenty of time? Sixteen minutes?
<v Speaker 2>All right? Tell me went to go hold on. I
<v Speaker 2>don't like it this, I don't like it with this
<v Speaker 2>way at the time.
<v Speaker 1>Let me just say I got a question.
<v Speaker 2>I paused pause, Yeah, doing the time every time?
<v Speaker 1>Why is why is vincik Man mad so mad at
<v Speaker 1>Zach Ryder.
<v Speaker 2>And Kane Because I was saying it so fast earlier
<v Speaker 2>that you need to hear it.
<v Speaker 1>No, I've heard it, but I just don't get why
<v Speaker 1>he's so because.
<v Speaker 3>In week one, Kane and Ryder made the big run
<v Speaker 3>in and Uh and helped Hogan and Rock they were
<v Speaker 3>getting beat down by the Dudley Cena and Vince.
<v Speaker 2>Kane Ryder made the run.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if I was able to tell a real
<v Speaker 3>story here, you would know that I'm.
<v Speaker 2>Wondering why every heel loses and then immediately gets up
<v Speaker 2>and jumps the baby's name. One match where that's happened,
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's seven times.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, sure, all right, I'm ready for Week four?
<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?
<v Speaker 2>All right?
<v Speaker 3>Out comes the Rock, out comes Hogan. They they are
<v Speaker 3>now the new tag team champions. Out comes Vince. Vince says,
<v Speaker 3>you know what, congrats, you guys are the tag team Champions. Well,
<v Speaker 3>guess what, there's already a tag team Gauntlet match the
<v Speaker 3>next pay per view, and you guys are gonna be
<v Speaker 3>in it. That means that they have to wrestle each other.
<v Speaker 3>They will be in the tag Team Gala match, and
<v Speaker 3>then the winner of Hogan and Rock will go into Sina,
<v Speaker 3>So there's a chance that one of them beats each other,
<v Speaker 3>and then if a team up later in the night,
<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be crazy.
<v Speaker 2>And then they.
<v Speaker 3>Will also have to defend their tag team titles tonight
<v Speaker 3>against John Cena and a mystery partner. But before it
<v Speaker 3>becomes a mystery, Jericho comes out says, listen, I've been
<v Speaker 3>on this losing streak. I've lose lost all my matches.
<v Speaker 3>I'm supposed to be here. SmackDown's my show. Let me
<v Speaker 3>be your partner, Sina. Sina agrees, so tonight the main
<v Speaker 3>event will be Rocking Hogan defend the tag team titles
<v Speaker 3>against Jericho and John Cena. First match of the night,
<v Speaker 3>Caine Rider Booker Team Goldust defeat Deus and Domino with
<v Speaker 3>Cherry and the Dudleys in an eight man tagg Canaan
<v Speaker 3>Rider debuted their new finish where Caine picks up Domino
<v Speaker 3>for a choke slam holds him up there. Zach Ryder
<v Speaker 3>with a rough rider off the second rope.
<v Speaker 2>A maneuver.
<v Speaker 1>That's a tough maneuver.
<v Speaker 2>Possible. Yeah, no, it's possible.
<v Speaker 3>Kate has more for the jokes that riders on the
<v Speaker 3>second rope.
<v Speaker 2>You would hit you would hit Kane in the back
<v Speaker 2>of the head.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have to jump over his head.
<v Speaker 3>It's easy if you're on the second rope.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's easy.
<v Speaker 3>Uh. Christian cuts a promo which leads to Christian versus Maven.
<v Speaker 3>Christian UH defeats Maven using the twist of Fate, mocking
<v Speaker 3>Matt Hardy.
<v Speaker 2>UH.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Kendrick with Matt Morgan.
<v Speaker 2>UH.
<v Speaker 3>He defeats Rosie with the Hurricane Kendricks on a roll
<v Speaker 3>going onto the next pay per view backstage, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. First,
<v Speaker 3>it's Brock, Lesner, Uh and RVD with Striker taking on
<v Speaker 3>Fit and Dreamer in a tag team match. During the
<v Speaker 3>middle of the match, Brock and Fitches fight all the
<v Speaker 3>way to the back, leaving a Dreamer in there alone
<v Speaker 3>with RVD. RVD gets to win over Dreamer wish Striker interferites. Backstage,
<v Speaker 3>Vince is watching allus goes down. He makes Fits and
<v Speaker 3>Brock a bel ask brawl at the pay per view,
<v Speaker 3>and then he.
<v Speaker 2>Also says to Trish, Victoria and Leda, there's been too.
<v Speaker 3>Much going on between these three. They will settle the
<v Speaker 3>score at Corruption, but this time an elimination triple to
<v Speaker 3>that match. Next up, Matt Hardy gets a nice clean
<v Speaker 3>win over the Miz to prove his dominance. Shows dominance
<v Speaker 3>leading up to Corruption. Next, Christian's music hits. Christian comes
<v Speaker 3>from the back, tries to hit him with the briefcase,
<v Speaker 3>but no, Matt has some twist of fate stands tall,
<v Speaker 3>and then in the main event of the evening, it's
<v Speaker 3>the Rock and Hogan against Jericho and Sena.
<v Speaker 2>The match ends with a big double clothes line.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan goes out, I'm sorry, Sena goes out, Vince Pulsina.
<v Speaker 2>They leave. Jericho can't believe it. He didn't know what's
<v Speaker 2>going on.
<v Speaker 3>He turns around into a big boot, into a rock bottom,
<v Speaker 3>into a people's elbow, into a big leg. The show
<v Speaker 3>ends with a victory with the Tank Keep Champions rock
<v Speaker 3>at Hulk, who we'll.
<v Speaker 2>Go on to wrestle John Cita next week. Corruption. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>stop it all right? I hate reading so fast.
<v Speaker 1>You got thirteen minutes. You didn't necessarily need to read
<v Speaker 1>so fast.
<v Speaker 2>You didn't have to do that. You're doing that to yourself. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>let's just make that click.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I need to save the time for the pay
<v Speaker 3>per view. Okay, any questions before I start the pay
<v Speaker 3>per view.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho is a heel.
<v Speaker 3>Jericho is like a whiny heel. He just can't get
<v Speaker 3>it done. You know, like he tried getting the money
<v Speaker 3>in the bank. He tried you'll get the tagting titles
<v Speaker 3>with you know, he even lost to Maven. He's lost everybody.
<v Speaker 3>He just can't get a win here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, anything else you need.
<v Speaker 1>To know now? And we're leading into the pay per
<v Speaker 1>view right now.
<v Speaker 2>This is it.
<v Speaker 3>We're about to get into corruption. Any questions before we
<v Speaker 3>get into corruptions.
<v Speaker 1>So you have told us the entire card or you're
<v Speaker 1>just gonna you're gonna throw something shot.
<v Speaker 2>Can I read the card before we start the clock, Brian?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, like your advertised matchups. If I was
<v Speaker 2>a viewer to purchase this, yeah, sure, okay.
<v Speaker 3>You will see Rock versu Hulk Hogan. The winner of
<v Speaker 3>that match will take on John Cena for the w Championship.
<v Speaker 3>Later in the night, you will see a tag team
<v Speaker 3>title gauntlet match.
<v Speaker 2>Rocken Hogan are the tag team champions.
<v Speaker 3>You will also see a Belfast brawl between Rock and
<v Speaker 3>Fit Finley. You will see an extreme rules slash career match.
<v Speaker 3>If Dreamer loses, he loses his career Tommy Dreamer versus
<v Speaker 3>Rod band Dam with Matt Striker. You will see a
<v Speaker 3>triple threat elimination style match Tris Stratis versus Leda versus Victoria.
<v Speaker 3>You will see a singles match for the Money in
<v Speaker 3>the Bank briefcase Chris versus Matt Hardy, and you will
<v Speaker 3>see Hurricane with Rosie taking on the Brian Kendrick, who
<v Speaker 3>is the current United States Champion with Matt Morgan, and
<v Speaker 3>then the main event will be John Cena defending his
<v Speaker 3>w W championship against the winner of the Rock Versushulk Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>So the Rock or Hogan, one of them is gonna
<v Speaker 1>have to wrestle three times, right, it's corruption. So they
<v Speaker 1>have the singles match, plus they have to defend the
<v Speaker 1>titles in a gauntlet.
<v Speaker 2>Right plot, So that's more than three times. How old
<v Speaker 2>was Hulk Coogan in two thousand and five? That's corruption
<v Speaker 2>right there.
<v Speaker 1>And and I'm sorry that I missed this.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, speaking too fast.
<v Speaker 1>They beat Hawkins, they sorry, They beat Ryder and.
<v Speaker 2>Kane, they beat writer in Kane.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and it was just like a regular match.
<v Speaker 2>It was the main event. Yes, yes, they won. All right,
<v Speaker 2>what's the time again?
<v Speaker 1>You have thirteen minutes seventeen seconds to.
<v Speaker 2>This is a fifty one year old hold Cogan by
<v Speaker 2>the way, that you're putting into this dangerous situation? Okay,
<v Speaker 2>are you ready?
<v Speaker 1>Five to four three two one?
<v Speaker 2>All right?
<v Speaker 3>The free for all for corruption. It's a pre show match.
<v Speaker 3>Maven defeats Nicki in a nice competitive match to get
<v Speaker 3>the people on their feet. Uh, folks, you still have
<v Speaker 3>time to go to the pay per view Corruption. Why
<v Speaker 3>is that funny?
<v Speaker 1>It's good, It's good, all right?
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, somewhere along by LINCD Park, it's a theb
<v Speaker 3>Welcome everyone.
<v Speaker 2>Two corruption al right.
<v Speaker 3>The first match is Rock versus Hull Cogan. They are
<v Speaker 3>the Tag Team Champions competitive match. We see the hul cup,
<v Speaker 3>we see everything. Hogan misses the leg turns into a.
<v Speaker 2>Rock Bottom one two kickout.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no.
<v Speaker 2>Rock doesn't know what to do.
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't want to put down his friend, but he
<v Speaker 3>hits him with another rock Bottom one two kickout? What
<v Speaker 3>is he gonna do? A third rock Bottom? But this
<v Speaker 3>time he doesn't go for the cover. He stands over him.
<v Speaker 3>He takes off that elbow pad, the people's elbow one
<v Speaker 3>two three, Oh my god. The Rock is going on
<v Speaker 3>to take on John Cena ten nights for the championship.
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh no, Here comes Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>Here comes Vince McMahon, and he says.
<v Speaker 3>You guys, you guys will have that tag team Gauntlet
<v Speaker 3>match right now.
<v Speaker 2>But before the match can.
<v Speaker 3>Start, Before the match can start, they are attacked by
<v Speaker 3>two mass men. They are attacked. Rock goes to the floor.
<v Speaker 3>They are just laying out Hulk Hogan with steel chairs.
<v Speaker 3>They take the steps. They now hold him at the
<v Speaker 3>top of the steps, and they nail him. They slam
<v Speaker 3>him down a double team maneuver on top of the
<v Speaker 3>bottom portion of the steps.
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna squash him with the steps. The Rock comes
<v Speaker 2>to make the same. They nail the Rock. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>they squashed Hank Hogan with the steps. What is going
<v Speaker 2>on the masks?
<v Speaker 3>When they leave, they jump over the barricade. They leave Vince,
<v Speaker 3>he's waving out. He's waving out Deus and Domino. The
<v Speaker 3>Garland match will start now. Deus and Domino. They slide in.
<v Speaker 3>They cover Hogan. One, two three, Hogan and Rock are eliminated.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan and Rock are no longer the tag team champions.
<v Speaker 3>The Mags come down. Hogan is put on a stretcher.
<v Speaker 3>He's coughing up blood. The Rock is escorting them to
<v Speaker 3>the back. He doesn't care about the tag team paddles
<v Speaker 3>right now. But that means the tag team champions have
<v Speaker 3>been pinned. We are automatically going to have new tag
<v Speaker 3>team champions. Who is next in this Garland match?
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Are we gonna find out who the mass men are?
<v Speaker 2>Yes?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, back in Tane and Ryder are next. They make
<v Speaker 3>short work of Duce and Domino with their new tag
<v Speaker 3>team finisher, the choke Slam rough.
<v Speaker 2>Rider one two three, Deuce Deuces.
<v Speaker 3>And Domino are eliminated outcome Booker t and Goldust hot
<v Speaker 3>hard fought match, but after a tombstone one two three,
<v Speaker 3>Kane and Zach Ryder are still in this thing.
<v Speaker 2>And now here come the Dudley Boys. But after our
<v Speaker 2>back and fourth.
<v Speaker 3>Match, probably ten to fifteen minutes of action with the
<v Speaker 3>choke Slam rough Rider Combo one two three day defeat
<v Speaker 3>the Dudley Boys.
<v Speaker 2>They do it. They meet the Dudley Boys.
<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute, how come they're not getting presented to
<v Speaker 3>the tag team champions?
<v Speaker 2>How come?
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's Chris Jonago the Big Show, Not
<v Speaker 3>the Big Show? Where's the Big Show? Fen allmunths? Oh
<v Speaker 3>my god, Chris jercost a partner. They defeat. They defeat
<v Speaker 3>Kane and Ryder. They're fresh. They defeat the Wiki Kana
<v Speaker 3>right away. Have new tag team Champions Chris Jerco and.
<v Speaker 1>The Big Show which mean Jerishump Jerry Show if.
<v Speaker 3>You want to call that, they are the new tag
<v Speaker 3>team Champions. Let's play that music one more time. People
<v Speaker 3>are throwing garbage in the rings. Jericho had a big
<v Speaker 3>show the new tag team champions.
<v Speaker 2>All right, next up is the bell. How are y'all
<v Speaker 2>telling you? I want everyone to know that out of respect,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying anything, but I'm just shaking my head. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>all right?
<v Speaker 3>Up next is the bell fast Brawl, anything goes. Notice qualifications.
<v Speaker 3>These guys they're fighting. Punches on the face, souplex City.
<v Speaker 3>It's just a devastating match. Fit is down, Brock is
<v Speaker 3>climbing to the top rope. Where is he going? Brac
<v Speaker 3>doesn't really go to the top rope. Oh my god.
<v Speaker 3>Swartswaggle from under the ring. He pushes Brack. Brack crotches
<v Speaker 3>himself on the top rope. Fit comes and scoops him
<v Speaker 3>up the Celta cross one to kick out by Brock.
<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable. Uh.
<v Speaker 3>Swaggle and Fit big hug in the ring between Hornswaggle
<v Speaker 3>and Fit, fits tailing Hornswaggle to go to the top
<v Speaker 3>for the tadpole splash. He's helping Fit out, He's helping
<v Speaker 3>Swaggle up. Swaggle is still a little injured, maybe a
<v Speaker 3>little overweight too, but he doesn't realize that Brock is
<v Speaker 3>getting up from behind Soup Black City to fit. Swaggle
<v Speaker 3>doesn't know what to do. He jumps, literally goes for
<v Speaker 3>a cross body. Brack catches him.
<v Speaker 2>He puts him on his shoulder.
<v Speaker 3>F five here, It is F five to Finley as well.
<v Speaker 3>Another F five on too Swaggle. He goes to the top.
<v Speaker 3>He goes to the top. Finley doesn't know what to do.
<v Speaker 3>He's trying to protect his Swaggle. He's trying to protect him.
<v Speaker 3>But Brock, who never goes to the top. It's the
<v Speaker 3>Shooting Star Press on top of Findley ed Hartswaggle gets
<v Speaker 3>the cover one two three as is protecting his son.
<v Speaker 2>Brock.
<v Speaker 3>Lesner gets the win with the shooting Star Press. All right,
<v Speaker 3>are you guys ready any questions? Are we pausing? And
<v Speaker 3>we keep going?
<v Speaker 2>All right, it is now time for RBD versus Tommy Dreamer.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it's mcfoley. It's the surprise mcfoley. Mc
<v Speaker 3>foley is coming to the ring. What's mcfoley doing in
<v Speaker 3>the m zach zone. No, McK foley, it comes to
<v Speaker 3>the ring. He's got a little uh, he got a bag.
<v Speaker 3>It kind of resembles the classic Superstars Jake the snake bag,
<v Speaker 3>but I don't think Damien's inside. And uh, he's explaining
<v Speaker 3>that that the president of this Matt Cardona says that
<v Speaker 3>Vince is being out of control. This this this, this
<v Speaker 3>corruption is getting out of hand, and that he's awarding
<v Speaker 3>uh McK foley to be the commissioner.
<v Speaker 2>That's right. Mckfoley is the commissioner.
<v Speaker 3>Now of the w w E SmackDown brand, and McK
<v Speaker 3>foley says it tonight that this extreme uh match is
<v Speaker 3>right up his wheelhouse and he wants to make an act.
<v Speaker 3>His first act as commissioner is that he reaches into
<v Speaker 3>the bank that this match is for the e c
<v Speaker 3>W Championship. That's right, this match is for the e
<v Speaker 3>c W Championship. He shows the lights go on the
<v Speaker 3>ew entrance way.
<v Speaker 2>He's on the sage pause, paused, red flag, complete, red flag. No,
<v Speaker 2>we had drafts over titles and stuff. You can't just
<v Speaker 2>have a title. The ECW title is is not sanctioned
<v Speaker 2>by the w w E.
<v Speaker 3>It's not sanctioned. You will see that in future.
<v Speaker 2>Storylines, all right, if you're not lying, you will see
<v Speaker 2>that future storylines. So uh.
<v Speaker 3>Back in he so now there's an e CW entrance
<v Speaker 3>way and out comes Tommy Dreamer from the ECW edge.
<v Speaker 3>But you can tell he's smiling, he's got goosebumps. He's
<v Speaker 3>doing it for e c W.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>That is RVD coming out with his manager, Matt Striker.
<v Speaker 3>RVD gets pile Drive onto a chair, does the big
<v Speaker 3>rv D bounce one to the referee. Is pulled out
<v Speaker 3>by Matt Striker, but Foley says, uh, not today. He
<v Speaker 3>fights Matt Striker all the way to the back, pulls
<v Speaker 3>on mister Soako the mandible claw.
<v Speaker 2>They are gone.
<v Speaker 3>Uh. Later on in the match, we have all these
<v Speaker 3>weapons in the ring. We have a table, we have
<v Speaker 3>a chair, and RVD takes out the bobbed wire board.
<v Speaker 3>He slams Dreamer on it, rolling thunder one two kick out.
<v Speaker 3>What else can he do? So he sets up a ladder.
<v Speaker 3>He goes to the top of the five star frog splash,
<v Speaker 3>but Dreamer moves. He splashes the bob wire. He picks
<v Speaker 3>him up for a DVD. DVD through the table.
<v Speaker 2>One, two three.
<v Speaker 3>Tommy Dreamer is the first ever ECW champion.
<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable. Wait a minute, Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon gets on
<v Speaker 2>the big screen.
<v Speaker 3>He says, this is corruption, this is his pay per
<v Speaker 3>view and he had nothing to do with this. But
<v Speaker 3>if there's gonna be an ECW title, Dreamer has to
<v Speaker 3>defend it right now, and McK foley is not gonna
<v Speaker 3>be able to help him.
<v Speaker 2>The camera pans down.
<v Speaker 3>Mick Foley is laid out, and who's standing behind Vince
<v Speaker 3>the two masked men. So the next person who comes
<v Speaker 3>out will get to challenge Tommy Dreamer. And it is
<v Speaker 3>who's it gonna be. It's the Mess, the Mess. The
<v Speaker 3>miss comes out. The Mess is taking on Tommy Dreamer.
<v Speaker 3>It's back and forth, back and forth. Dreamer is really kicking.
<v Speaker 3>The Miss is ass The Miss is not extreme. Dreamer
<v Speaker 3>takes out the thumbtacks. He takes another thumb as he
<v Speaker 3>picks up for a DVD. He's taking too much time,
<v Speaker 3>posing a chance at e c W. Maurice hops over
<v Speaker 3>the guardrail, slides into the ring. Low blow to Dreamer.
<v Speaker 3>Here it is the skull crushing finale.
<v Speaker 2>Onto the thumb tacks. One, two, three, wee a new
<v Speaker 2>ac W champion.
<v Speaker 1>The Mess you have three minutes? What three minutes you
<v Speaker 1>give me?
<v Speaker 2>Find the countdown?
<v Speaker 1>I did when when we didn't tell me that I did.
<v Speaker 2>No, you didn't. I don't think he did either, But
<v Speaker 2>you didn't tell me.
<v Speaker 1>That's both you'll hear it back and the like said it.
<v Speaker 3>But I need to be aware of this, all right,
<v Speaker 3>let's go all right, so I guess i'll real quickly.
<v Speaker 3>Victoria's eliminated. Trish defeats Leda. Can't really tell the story
<v Speaker 3>on that. Next up, Christian defeats Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy
<v Speaker 3>goes the twist debate. Christian pushed them into the referee,
<v Speaker 3>but Matt stops himself to save the referee. Christian pokes
<v Speaker 3>him in the eye one prettier one two three.
<v Speaker 2>He wins.
<v Speaker 3>Next up is Hurricane birst Kendrick for the US title.
<v Speaker 3>Hurricane has up Kendrick for the choke slam imposition. Matt
<v Speaker 3>Morgan gets onto the apron. Here he releases Kendrick the
<v Speaker 3>sugar smack superkick. Matt Morgan drops off the barricade, drops
<v Speaker 3>off the apron. Here comes Rosie with a spear through
<v Speaker 3>the barricade, and then here comes the choke slam to Kendrick,
<v Speaker 3>but he doesn't cover him yet. The burner breaker one
<v Speaker 3>two three New US Champion, Rosie helped him. Rosie gets
<v Speaker 3>in big hug. He celebrates, we have a new US champ,
<v Speaker 3>the Hurricane.
<v Speaker 2>How much shime we all left?
<v Speaker 1>Posit it two minutes?
<v Speaker 2>I got screwed on that countdown, no comment, let's go.
<v Speaker 2>I got I'm getting screwed.
<v Speaker 3>Here come, I'm getting screwed all right. Next up, it's
<v Speaker 3>the Rock versus Sena in the main event for I
<v Speaker 3>need a one minute count time as well for the championship.
<v Speaker 3>A big double clothes line. Who's gonna get up? Vince
<v Speaker 3>slides in the Championship. Sena hits the Rock with the title.
<v Speaker 3>The ref goes to ring the bell. Vince says no.
<v Speaker 3>He says, now, I know that's why I said dash.
<v Speaker 3>All of a sudden, Rock hits Sena with this Bybuster
<v Speaker 3>goes for the people's elbow, but Vince pulls him out
<v Speaker 3>of the ring. Rocks is f this goes and attacks
<v Speaker 3>them both. He's got Vince. He's hitting Vince all the
<v Speaker 3>way through the announced table. He puts them on. It
<v Speaker 3>looks like he's gonna rock bottom of him through the
<v Speaker 3>announced table, but no, here come the mass met again.
<v Speaker 3>The mass met with steel chairs. They lay out the rock.
<v Speaker 3>They give him the big double team maneuver the table.
<v Speaker 3>They slide him in. Vince is waking up.
<v Speaker 2>Cina.
<v Speaker 3>Cena comes in Big Fu one two three, Cina wins,
<v Speaker 3>Cina wins.
<v Speaker 2>They're posing now with the championship.
<v Speaker 3>It's Vince, it's Sena and the mass Men, and Vince
<v Speaker 3>stand behind the mass Men. He takes off their masks
<v Speaker 3>and it is Jesse and Jake the Gemini. That's that's right.
<v Speaker 2>We have an here, we have a new stable here.
<v Speaker 3>It is it is the corporate chain gag. Vince McMahon,
<v Speaker 3>Jesse and Jake the Gemini and John Cina.
<v Speaker 2>This is unbelievable. What's gonna happen next week?
<v Speaker 3>That's knockdown, not Chaine gags, the corporate chain gag.
<v Speaker 2>This is corruption.
<v Speaker 1>Fifteen seconds left.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is this is Russ bullsh That's right, Rusky.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's one show. It's your choice to spend twenty
<v Speaker 2>minutes on the TVs. That's that's you. I think there's
<v Speaker 2>a couple kaboogie things. You're any questions a million, but
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I mean, and it's a waste of time,
<v Speaker 2>no questions, guys. If the Gemini aren't stars. Well, I
<v Speaker 2>have them masked like for a pop. There's no pop.
<v Speaker 3>The pop is, uh, they're true mystery man. You don't
<v Speaker 3>want them to know who it is. So they're wearing
<v Speaker 3>they're wearing masks, and they're wearing the Big Show class
<v Speaker 3>superstars black pants. You don't even see that as the
<v Speaker 3>Gemini logo on the back, and the Gemini are stars
<v Speaker 3>here on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>There are the bodyguards for Sina, Well, they're the heaters.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, but Tita, if they unmasked, do you
<v Speaker 1>understand what I'm saying. Mark, Yeah, one hundred percent. There's
<v Speaker 1>no pop. So it's like if.
<v Speaker 3>Mark was on Raw Monday and did Angleways masks, then
<v Speaker 3>he unfailed himself to general public.
<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna know who he is.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know that the pop is that they're two
<v Speaker 3>jack twins. What you guys kind of rushed me. One unmasked.
<v Speaker 3>You're like, oh my god, who is that man? The
<v Speaker 3>other mantain mass, Oh my god, they're twins. You're just
<v Speaker 3>making I didn't get to I didn't tell my story
<v Speaker 3>that all my notes here, But that's way better. I'm
<v Speaker 3>just thinking I'll say this I'll say this, I liked
<v Speaker 3>this presentation a lot better than last month. Was a mess,
<v Speaker 3>the Gemini, the two mass twins one after another, the
<v Speaker 3>corporate chain gang taking over. I rushed through some other things,
<v Speaker 3>but a big feel good moment with the Hurricane. Uh miss,
<v Speaker 3>that's some of the bitch the ECW Champion. Is that
<v Speaker 3>title even a real title? We'll find out next week
<v Speaker 3>on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just other questions.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm imagining like the post wrestling, like John Pollock
<v Speaker 1>and Waiting breaking down this thing the next day, going
<v Speaker 1>like they brought in the Gemini.
<v Speaker 2>No, but you know what I said, these are two masks,
<v Speaker 2>Jack the guy.
<v Speaker 3>It's like one on this and the other.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. The twitt closed the pay per view
<v Speaker 2>with them. Okay, that's right, all right?
<v Speaker 1>You sure you don't want to give any kind of
<v Speaker 1>what happened last time before we go into this, Brian.
<v Speaker 2>You're saying for me, No, I mean, if you, I'm
<v Speaker 2>assuming you listen to it. It was bad blood.
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't remember anything that happened with Roses.
<v Speaker 2>We got to listen to the other pay per views, Well,
<v Speaker 2>listen to him. Randy Orton's World Evyweight champion, Him, Shane
<v Speaker 2>and Uh Big Daddy V are aligned. Uh And it
<v Speaker 2>was the debut of the man they call Sting is
<v Speaker 2>how we went off the air, Him, an Undertaker and
<v Speaker 2>a stare down. Are they friends? Are they foes? We
<v Speaker 2>don't know?
<v Speaker 1>Got it? See?
<v Speaker 2>That was has the timer been stopped? Started?
<v Speaker 1>No? I'm about to do that.
<v Speaker 2>That was a question. Some KABOOKI is going down?
<v Speaker 1>What I cannot.
<v Speaker 2>Three to two one? Aren't we gonna give me another countdown? Here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Five four three two one?
<v Speaker 2>All right? Everybody h this. I have four weeks of
<v Speaker 2>TV here. I'm not gonna go into insane brosky details
<v Speaker 2>of everything there's pro wrestling going on in four episodes.
<v Speaker 2>I have my notes of things that I feel like
<v Speaker 2>as listeners or slash viewers, you need to know TV one.
<v Speaker 2>We are four weeks away from Unforgiven. It was announced
<v Speaker 2>earlier today on WWE dot com that there will be
<v Speaker 2>a eight man tournament to crown the first ever Intercontinental
<v Speaker 2>champion on Monday Night Raw. Uh. Right off the bat
<v Speaker 2>the show starts, Paul Hayman and Batista come out. They
<v Speaker 2>are pissed. They're pissed about what happened. They feel slided
<v Speaker 2>by Dusty Rhodes, the co general manager, as well as Hayman,
<v Speaker 2>who is also co general manager. His mystery man Batista
<v Speaker 2>was defeated by AJ Styles the phenomenal one debut on Raw.
<v Speaker 2>Nobody saw it coming, especially Matt Cardona and his fantasy fed.
<v Speaker 2>They just can't believe it. He talks about this eight
<v Speaker 2>man torment for the Interconto title and he says, tonight
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be pick your poison with Dusty and Hayman
<v Speaker 2>picking the opponents for AJ Batista. They have to win
<v Speaker 2>their way into the tournament because the other six men
<v Speaker 2>have been selected. There's two spots available. Uh. And Hayman
<v Speaker 2>says right now, Aj Styles, your match is gonna happen
<v Speaker 2>right now, and you're gonna take on younga Umaga. For
<v Speaker 2>those who don't speak general manager William regal Umaga. AJ
<v Speaker 2>kicks it. We hit the break, they come back, two
<v Speaker 2>segs barn Burner. These guys are going out of hot
<v Speaker 2>and heavy everything they got. AJ's showing the crowd what
<v Speaker 2>they've been missing all these years without him being on
<v Speaker 2>ww television or Raw television. Sorry, Uh, what happens? Umaga
<v Speaker 2>hits AJ and the leg with a chair. AJ is hurt,
<v Speaker 2>clearly hurt, ding ding ding. AJ advances he gets his spot.
<v Speaker 2>It's a DQ finish. Umaga is sent to put damage
<v Speaker 2>on AJ and he gets the job done. Backstage where
<v Speaker 2>you see Dusty Roads in his office, there's a knock
<v Speaker 2>on the door. He says, come in walks to very
<v Speaker 2>young Kofi Kingston. He says, sir, I heard about the
<v Speaker 2>pick Your Poison match tonight, and I'd really like that
<v Speaker 2>opportunity to test myself against a top guy like Batista.
<v Speaker 2>I think I can do it. Just please put me
<v Speaker 2>into consideration. We go to a commercial with Dusty pondering
<v Speaker 2>this thought. We come back, Dusty Rhods comes out and
<v Speaker 2>he says, you know, I thought long and hard about this.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I could, you know, go find the biggest,
<v Speaker 2>the baddest to go out there and take on Batista
<v Speaker 2>and hurt him like Hayman tried to do my guy
<v Speaker 2>AJ styles. But I'm not gonna do that. Instead, I
<v Speaker 2>see this as an opportunity, an opportunity for a young
<v Speaker 2>man who's got a lot of heart and a lot
<v Speaker 2>of potential on that person is muu Kofe Kingston? Come on?
<v Speaker 2>Down Kofee Batista have it. Hayman and Dusty stay at ringside.
<v Speaker 2>Two sec match ends with Kofe being dead to Rice.
<v Speaker 2>Batista's got him hooked for the Batista bomb. Dusty and
<v Speaker 2>Hayman get into on ringside, caused distraction. Kofe slips around
<v Speaker 2>school Boy three a shocker victory over Batista, who will
<v Speaker 2>not be in the inter Continental Tournament. Week two. UH
<v Speaker 2>starts off with.
<v Speaker 3>It on the car.
<v Speaker 2>That's like, we needed what other I have? I have
<v Speaker 2>twenty five wrestlers. I can't tell you every single thing
<v Speaker 2>that's going on. There's other matches like this I need.
<v Speaker 1>I've paused the timer, by the way, Matt and I
<v Speaker 1>hope you did too. I did, Okay, Now, UH, I
<v Speaker 1>don't think you don't need to know all this stuff.
<v Speaker 1>You just need to know the storylines.
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand like other wrestling matches happened on my show,
<v Speaker 2>But I don't need to.
<v Speaker 1>But these are the hot angles now.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna waste my time kill me. Yes, this
<v Speaker 2>is my stories, haven't.
<v Speaker 1>I may have missed this? When's the tournament happening leading
<v Speaker 1>up to it?
<v Speaker 2>Was? It's it's just been announced.
<v Speaker 1>It has I know, but is it happening at the
<v Speaker 1>pay per view or it just like it's gonna be
<v Speaker 1>happening on the raws.
<v Speaker 2>It's not, I can. I'm gonna give you the brackets
<v Speaker 2>here in week two.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, all right, all right, back, all right.
<v Speaker 2>Week two we too. Batista comes out. He's hot. He's
<v Speaker 2>got a match with Paul London. He absolutely decimates him,
<v Speaker 2>sets a tone, says, you know the victory Kovie kings
<v Speaker 2>and got over was a fluke. He's pissed. He's a
<v Speaker 2>force to be reckoned with. The challenge is set Batista
<v Speaker 2>and Paul Hayman versus Dusty and any one of his
<v Speaker 2>choosing in a tag match at unforgiven. Okay, we see
<v Speaker 2>the tournament bracket. Now for the Icy title, I'll give
<v Speaker 2>you a quick rundown on that. It's an eight man torment.
<v Speaker 2>On one side we have Sampunk versus Kobe Kingston, AJ
<v Speaker 2>Styles versus Big Daddy V. On the other side is
<v Speaker 2>Tyson Kidd versus Eddie Guerrero and Raven versus Ray Mysterio.
<v Speaker 2>Uh first up as an Icy tournament match, Kid versus
<v Speaker 2>Eddie Garrero. Edie Gurero gets the victory over Tyson Kidd
<v Speaker 2>with the frog splash. Second Icy Tournament match on the
<v Speaker 2>show is Raven versus ray Mysterio dial up the six
<v Speaker 2>to one nine. As Raymond Stereo up beats Raven, we
<v Speaker 2>cut to backstage. Raven has been defeated and so is
<v Speaker 2>Paul London, an embarrassing defeat. Raven kind of plays a
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a mind trick on this young Paul London.
<v Speaker 2>He sees him. He says he can offer him a
<v Speaker 2>better opportunity if they were together, and he should think
<v Speaker 2>about it. Also on the show is the debut of
<v Speaker 2>Biscuits Engraved. Jesse and Fesis defeat locals uh and jesseals, yeah, locals,
<v Speaker 2>unidentified locals.
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, that's totally fine.
<v Speaker 2>Jesse gets on the microphone because obviously Festus can't, and
<v Speaker 2>he says there is going to be a gauntlet match
<v Speaker 2>to crown the first Raw tag team champions, and they're
<v Speaker 2>throwing their name into the hat and the seat. Week
<v Speaker 2>two goes off the air with the Undertaker coming out saying,
<v Speaker 2>you know, Sting, it's been a long time coming. This
<v Speaker 2>is a dream match for wrestling fans. But I need
<v Speaker 2>to know are we friends? Are we foes or you
<v Speaker 2>are we allies? Show yourself. He waits, the fans wait nothing.
<v Speaker 2>This stinger never comes. Week three UH Randy Orton and
<v Speaker 2>Dusty promo where they established that HBK Shawn Michaels will
<v Speaker 2>be the number one contender and take on Randy for
<v Speaker 2>their World Every Week title at unforegivenld On.
<v Speaker 1>I see twenty four twenty five. I'm pausing it. They
<v Speaker 1>just just randomly Shawn Michaels is the.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he explains that he's a legend and he
<v Speaker 2>deserves it out of what you know, the fatal four
<v Speaker 2>way in this that I was. I was basically I'm
<v Speaker 2>trying to get through this, so I'm not, you know, okay,
<v Speaker 2>go nuts, but their minimum May twenty four. I'm trying
<v Speaker 2>to get my within the dime man and not screaming
<v Speaker 2>go nuts like you yep, okay. Another intercontal tournament match
<v Speaker 2>seeing Punk defeats Kofi Kingston after hard battle. Punk is
<v Speaker 2>really solid, finding his spot on Raw here as the
<v Speaker 2>top guy. Also, the injured AJ Styles versus Big Daddy V.
<v Speaker 2>Another Answer Console tournament tournament matchup. AJ is very very injured,
<v Speaker 2>Big Daddy V and Shane are trying to cheat and
<v Speaker 2>be diabolical the whole time. AJ steals once still with
<v Speaker 2>this very very very injured leg knee area where he
<v Speaker 2>steals on a big Daddy V to advance in the tournament.
<v Speaker 2>We have a rated our Superstar Edge promo. Edge comes out.
<v Speaker 2>He says, you know what, this has been kind of bs.
<v Speaker 2>He got cheated in this fatal four way for the
<v Speaker 2>World Every Championship. He hasn't been on the shows, he's
<v Speaker 2>been overlooked. He said he's going to make a statement
<v Speaker 2>and it's coming because he's the ultimate opportunist and he
<v Speaker 2>is pissed off. Week four either question.
<v Speaker 1>YEP.
<v Speaker 3>So the pay per view last month ends with this
<v Speaker 3>big surprise from Shane McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>We haven't even seen him. I just said he was
<v Speaker 2>out in the ringside with Big Dady being but like
<v Speaker 2>that's it.
<v Speaker 3>It's all he done, like this big running and he
<v Speaker 3>doesn't like doesn't do He's just like he's Shane.
<v Speaker 2>He's not like he's not the greatest wrestler of all time.
<v Speaker 3>I feel like you brought him up in a big
<v Speaker 3>way and you haven't done it.
<v Speaker 2>Bro. You ended a pay per view with the revealing
<v Speaker 2>of the Gemini forms and you're telling me that I'm
<v Speaker 2>using Sean mcman wrong. You're right.
<v Speaker 3>See, I'm pushing people. I'm pushing stars.
<v Speaker 1>People are gonna have a field day with what it is.
<v Speaker 2>He's a character on my show. Hey, I said he
<v Speaker 2>was ringside a big Daddy V. He was out there
<v Speaker 2>for that promo where guy we established that Sean Michaels
<v Speaker 2>some guys had earned their spot in de tourments summer.
<v Speaker 2>Just give it. Because Dusty and Hayman are at each
<v Speaker 2>other's throat, so they're trying to with each other. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>all right.
<v Speaker 1>The last pay per view that that they had that
<v Speaker 1>like pick you pick your partner or opponent match, right, okay.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pick your guide to fight. Now they're being thrust
<v Speaker 2>into this at the pay per view, Yeah, okay.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, back in all right.
<v Speaker 2>This show starts off with the Undertaker coming out. He
<v Speaker 2>calls out sting. He says, thing, this is the last
<v Speaker 2>time I saw you at Bad Blood. I know you're here.
<v Speaker 2>Let's go one more time. This time. They wait. They wait. Finally,
<v Speaker 2>up in the rafters, a crow, a real life crow,
<v Speaker 2>sitting there. Taker says, enough the games, there's a crow
<v Speaker 2>up there in the crowd up in the rafters. Spotlight
<v Speaker 2>on them. You use the use the motel car last time?
<v Speaker 1>Uh ta use it?
<v Speaker 2>Enough is enough? Enough is enough? I need to know
<v Speaker 2>what you're about. I'm calling you out at Unforgiven, and
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be the last time.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Next, we have Saboo coming out for action. We uh
<v Speaker 2>perceive it seems like he's going to be taking on
<v Speaker 2>Simon Dean, but it's not. Simon introduces as the debuting
<v Speaker 2>and his tag team partner in the gauntlet match at Unforgiven.
<v Speaker 2>Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner. Steiner makes quick work of
<v Speaker 2>Saboo establishes himself on Raw. Steiner is the fitness example
<v Speaker 2>of Simon Dean's hard work and training. Get it, got It.
<v Speaker 2>The women come out. Here comes Mickey Natty saying that
<v Speaker 2>you know they haven't enough opportunity on these shows, and
<v Speaker 2>then followed by Mickey James and Molina saying she has
<v Speaker 2>what it takes too blah blah blah, and then boom,
<v Speaker 2>the debuting Beth Phoenix comes out and says, I'm here
<v Speaker 2>on Raw to be dominant. I'm the Glamazon, followed by
<v Speaker 2>the American Dream Dusty Road saying at Unforgiven, there's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be a Fatal four way and we're gonna get to
<v Speaker 2>the bottom this who really is the best female athlete?
<v Speaker 2>On Monday Night Raw and the go home segment is
<v Speaker 2>the contract signing Hymn and Batista with Dusty and his
<v Speaker 2>potent mystery man. The mystery man is not there. Dusty
<v Speaker 2>goes into this thing all alone. He's very hesitant to
<v Speaker 2>be in there, across the table from Hayman and the
<v Speaker 2>menacing Batista, but he's there. Contract sign Hayman cuts one
<v Speaker 2>of his long you know, Paul Hayman asked promos and
<v Speaker 2>basically the beatdown is on. They start laying it to
<v Speaker 2>Dusty Roads. Aj Styles limps from the back with everything
<v Speaker 2>he can to try to make the safe to help
<v Speaker 2>his mentor Dusty Roads, but it's just not enough. He
<v Speaker 2>gets slammed through the table with dream Lad on top
<v Speaker 2>of him, goes off the air with Batista and Hayman
<v Speaker 2>very dominant, heading into Unforgiven. All right, So now we
<v Speaker 2>know Unforgiven is this Sunday. The advertised matches are women's
<v Speaker 2>Fatal four Way Molina versus Beth Phoenix versus Mickey James
<v Speaker 2>versus Natalia. There's a Tag Team Gauntlet Invitational to crown
<v Speaker 2>the first raw tag team champions. Paul Hayman, co general
<v Speaker 2>manager and his menacing Monster Batista versus Dusty Rhodes, the
<v Speaker 2>other co general manager and his partner of his choosing
<v Speaker 2>in a tag team man. We have Randy Orton defending
<v Speaker 2>his World Heavyweight Championship against the Heartbreak Kids Shawn Michaels,
<v Speaker 2>the sting Undertaker. Confrontation is what it's being built as,
<v Speaker 2>not a match but a confrontation. And we have the
<v Speaker 2>semi finals of the Intercontinental Tournament, which will be CM
<v Speaker 2>Punk versus AJ Styles and Eddie Guerrero versus Ray Mysterio Capeche.
<v Speaker 2>Any questions, We're good.
<v Speaker 1>Are the finals I'm gonna posit? Are the finals on
<v Speaker 1>this pay per view too?
<v Speaker 2>Or no?
<v Speaker 3>No?
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Just like reel, like who cares about the world title?
<v Speaker 2>There's like no emphasis.
<v Speaker 1>You have to imagine it's the top guy, Shawn Michaels
<v Speaker 1>versus Randy Orton.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, who doesn't see Ray Norton very Shawn Michaels.
<v Speaker 2>Context is kid, you know, like are you writing okay? Well?
<v Speaker 2>I mean.
<v Speaker 3>Line, they were all the odds stacked a gets about corruption.
<v Speaker 3>These guys just have a match, and the girls like,
<v Speaker 3>where have the girls been all month?
<v Speaker 2>They've been working, just not center a focal point. That's
<v Speaker 2>why they were mad. That's why they cut the promo
<v Speaker 2>and said we can we can do more. Okay, I
<v Speaker 2>guess you tied that together.
<v Speaker 1>But all right, okay five four three nineteen forty five.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not worried. All right, I should be. And now
<v Speaker 2>Brian Myers and Raw present Unforgiven. That was good. That
<v Speaker 2>was good.
<v Speaker 3>Sew what I cry?
<v Speaker 2>Screamy See, I had so much time that I wanted
<v Speaker 2>to even play that get people excited. Yes, the pay
<v Speaker 2>per view theme is going under by Evan Essence. All right,
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe this. But my free for all match,
<v Speaker 2>which I have here in my notes to prove that
<v Speaker 2>I didn't just do that, is Tyson Kid versus Saboo.
<v Speaker 2>There's still time you can order Unforgiven live on pay PERBEW.
<v Speaker 2>Tyson Kid beat Sabo in a very competitive matchup, all
<v Speaker 2>right right out the gate. Match Number one is CM
<v Speaker 2>Punk versus the very injured AJ Styles. AJ Punk know
<v Speaker 2>each other very well, the fans know it. They have
<v Speaker 2>a very competitive match goes back and forth. AJ is
<v Speaker 2>clearly clearly very hurt and working with a disadvantage. Punk
<v Speaker 2>pulls it out. Go to sleep. One two three. Heading
<v Speaker 2>to the finals for the Intercontinental Tournament is c M. Punk.
<v Speaker 2>Next up we have there's some Wimbulldozer manga versus Kurt Angle.
<v Speaker 2>This is an attraction match, just a good solid match
<v Speaker 2>to have on the card. Was not advertised. These guys
<v Speaker 2>go out it. Obviously, Kurt Angle is a legend at
<v Speaker 2>this point, but umagas well. I have so many awesome
<v Speaker 2>talents on my roster, I don't have to like use
<v Speaker 2>Duc Domino, Matt Striker, and the Gemini uh in big spots.
<v Speaker 2>In big spots, I'm building new manga here because he
<v Speaker 2>spikes card Angle with a fairly dominant victory over the
<v Speaker 2>legendary Kurd Angle. Kurt Angle's very upset with himself his
<v Speaker 2>performances on Raw. He hasn't quite He's been wrestling all month,
<v Speaker 2>but he hasn't quite got any significant victories or anything
<v Speaker 2>like that.
<v Speaker 1>He wrestled locals, the locals.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to make some custom locals, huh uh.
<v Speaker 2>Next out the gate is the Women's Fatal four ways
<v Speaker 2>hot and heavy. Beth Phoenix versus Italia versus Mickey James
<v Speaker 2>versus Molina. This is a very competitive athletic contest. The
<v Speaker 2>women are really out to showcase what they can do
<v Speaker 2>here on raw, how they can be an attraction. But
<v Speaker 2>the one who's above shoulders and all the rest of
<v Speaker 2>them is the Glamazon Beth Phoenix. She takes the win
<v Speaker 2>in her first match here in Raw sets the tone.
<v Speaker 2>There's still not crowned women champion yet. That's something I
<v Speaker 2>think we'll have to discuss down the line in our
<v Speaker 2>booking meetings. Next up a little bit surprising here. The
<v Speaker 2>fourth match on the show is for the World Heavyweight
<v Speaker 2>Championship Shawn Michaels versus Randy Orton, who's accompanied to the
<v Speaker 2>ring by Shane McMahon and Big Daddy V. This is
<v Speaker 2>big fight feel world heavyweight Championship on the line, a young,
<v Speaker 2>incredible wrestler Randy Orton versus the legendary Shawn Michaels. Of course,
<v Speaker 2>Big Daddy V and Shane are up to no good.
<v Speaker 2>They get involved several times until enough's enough. Young Hebner
<v Speaker 2>just wheels back. Whoo Baby Hebner tosses him Big Daddy,
<v Speaker 2>V and Shane are out of there. It's down to
<v Speaker 2>just Randy and Sean. Finally, fair and square. Yep, did
<v Speaker 2>you buy a Legends teenage Earl Hebner? Like I did
<v Speaker 2>as well? No, I got the counting one that looks
<v Speaker 2>like baby Hebner all the stunt actually superstars one. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but he's just a little too tall. I haven't like
<v Speaker 2>messed with it like photography wise yet. You own that? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I've never owned it.
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna use it for mine too, but he's
<v Speaker 3>a little too tall.
<v Speaker 2>I get all right, school, I like, I'll see if
<v Speaker 2>I can finagle him in photography to not take up
<v Speaker 2>so much real estate. We'll see I can.
<v Speaker 1>Fifteen minutes, all right.
<v Speaker 2>Sean and Randy are all right. Keep it going at it,
<v Speaker 2>hot and heavy HBK from the top, the big signature
<v Speaker 2>Shawn Michael's elbow one two kickout from Randy Orton. Sean
<v Speaker 2>sits there and disbelieve he says, that's it. He slides back,
<v Speaker 2>He gets up in the corner. He starts to stomp
<v Speaker 2>the crowds with it. He's going for it. He throws
<v Speaker 2>the signature HBK superkick caught spin rk all out of
<v Speaker 2>nowhere on Sean's cell. He rolls to the apron Raindy's
<v Speaker 2>going to get him all the way till he falls
<v Speaker 2>out of the ring. Randy jumps out of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>He gets this lifeless, Sean rolls him back in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>As Randy steps in, boom, sweet chen music. Out of nowhere.
<v Speaker 2>One two three, New World Heavyweight Champion, the heartbreak Kid
<v Speaker 2>Shean my God, no builds but good finish, complete stunner, unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>We have a new World Anyway Champion. Sean Michael's baby.
<v Speaker 1>And showed us the figure with the belt on and
<v Speaker 1>we're only.
<v Speaker 2>Halfway through the show. Next up is two men that
<v Speaker 2>know each other very well, Eddie Guerrero versus Raymon Stereo,
<v Speaker 2>the second semi final match to get into the finals
<v Speaker 2>for the Interconto Championship. This one's hot and heavy. These
<v Speaker 2>guys they know each other like the back of their hand,
<v Speaker 2>countering each other's maneuvers back and forth. But finally it's
<v Speaker 2>Eddie who hits his signature frog splash for the one
<v Speaker 2>two three. Now we know that the Icy Tournament is
<v Speaker 2>almost all but complete. It will be CM Punk versus
<v Speaker 2>Eddie Garrew and the finals to crown are Intercontinental Champion.
<v Speaker 1>Time wise mark I show thirteen fifty.
<v Speaker 2>Here we are Dung.
<v Speaker 1>Dung.
<v Speaker 2>The ominous Undertaker takes this time. He makes his signature
<v Speaker 2>slow walk to the ring. He states his case. He says,
<v Speaker 2>you know what, I've waited my whole career for this
<v Speaker 2>opportunity of this match. But I need to know Sting,
<v Speaker 2>are we foes? Are we friends? What's your intentions here
<v Speaker 2>on Monday night? Raw? He calls him out nothing, nothing,
<v Speaker 2>He calls him out again. They wait in silence. Jamie
<v Speaker 2>Nobles music hits. He comes down to the ring. Undertaker
<v Speaker 2>and the crowd are a little head scratchy here going.
<v Speaker 2>What's going? He said, I'm Jamie, by God, Noble, you're
<v Speaker 2>out here talking about Stan. You're out here talking about Stan.
<v Speaker 2>You should be worried about by God, Jamie Double, You
<v Speaker 2>got what I'm saying. Undertaker looks him up and down.
<v Speaker 2>Goozle boom As he hits the goozle, Oh drops from
<v Speaker 2>on the rafters. Sting drops down behind him. Taker and
<v Speaker 2>Sting lock eyes as he's got Noble in the goozle.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd is definitely they're waiting to see, they're stunned.
<v Speaker 2>They don't know what's gonna happen. What's gonna happen? Finally,
<v Speaker 2>he shoves Noble in the goozle to Sting. He catches
<v Speaker 2>them scope your death drop. They stand up, They give
<v Speaker 2>each other the nod and a little pound. Sting and
<v Speaker 2>the Undertaker have formed an alliance.
<v Speaker 3>Finally, after all this, finally some entertaining on your shoe.
<v Speaker 2>It's called building. You do this in one commercial, like
<v Speaker 2>I'm building my stories. Oh goy, snooze fests over here.
<v Speaker 2>Next up, where are we on time?
<v Speaker 1>Twelve minutes? Okay, we're great, even takes a sip.
<v Speaker 2>Next time I went to FEDS that all did check
<v Speaker 2>the time? I think Mark doctored my title. I have
<v Speaker 2>I have it going myself, so you're just an idiot.
<v Speaker 2>Next up, we have the tag team Gout into Crown,
<v Speaker 2>the first ever raw tag team champions. Uh, this is
<v Speaker 2>an invitational, so they're not The teams have not been advertised.
<v Speaker 2>I mean we know Simon Dean and h Scott Steiner
<v Speaker 2>in it because they've made you know, note that they're
<v Speaker 2>entering in So we know about Jesse and Festis. That's
<v Speaker 2>pretty much about it all right, First out of the
<v Speaker 2>gate is Team Angle Charlie Hasson, Shelton, Benjamin, the locals. Fuck,
<v Speaker 2>we haven't heard from them all month. They just haven't
<v Speaker 2>been in like the important important mix. They are a
<v Speaker 2>top babyface tag team. Though here I'm gonna that raw.
<v Speaker 2>And next out of the shoot is the other top
<v Speaker 2>heel team, Eminem. No Molina because she's worked tonight, so
<v Speaker 2>it's just Nitro and Mercury. Uh. These guys have a
<v Speaker 2>competitive back and forth match, but it's Eminem who hit
<v Speaker 2>the Uh. I wanna say this the snapshot for the
<v Speaker 2>victory one, two three, followed by Biscuits and Grab. Here
<v Speaker 2>come Jesse and Festus for their first pay per view
<v Speaker 2>appearance against Eminem. Jesse in Festus get the win here
<v Speaker 2>on Eminem and kind of a shocker because Eminem is,
<v Speaker 2>you know, the top heel team here on Monday Night Rock.
<v Speaker 2>We have a little Russie If that worked all month?
<v Speaker 2>They've been hear how many times I say I'm not
<v Speaker 2>listing everybody? And if you wanted me to go through
<v Speaker 2>your and say who went in see you? Yeah, you
<v Speaker 2>just randomly reminded me that you had in your fig
<v Speaker 2>fan Please do anyway Jesse Infested's defeat eminem Next out
<v Speaker 2>of the shoot, the fourth team to enter is Raven
<v Speaker 2>and there's a little pause, and sure enough it's Paul
<v Speaker 2>London who's kind of gone to the dark side, the
<v Speaker 2>flock side, if you will. Paul London has kind of
<v Speaker 2>consumed himself with the Raven lifestyle. Uh, they're taking a
<v Speaker 2>Jesse and Festus. Unfortunately, they don't get the victory. The
<v Speaker 2>Jesse and Festis beat them to advance. Then we hear it,
<v Speaker 2>whoa soundles sirens. Here comes Steiner and Simon Dean, the
<v Speaker 2>new Fitness Crazy tag team as they take on Jesse
<v Speaker 2>and Festus. Eventually it how much time we got? Eventually
<v Speaker 2>it's too much for Jesse to bear that Steiner Recliner
<v Speaker 2>nearly broke his back. He taps out Steiner and Dean
<v Speaker 2>with the win, and they're wondering, are we the tag
<v Speaker 2>team champions? Nope. Kofi Kingston and Jeff Hardy make their
<v Speaker 2>way down to the ring this hot baby face tag team.
<v Speaker 2>They make pretty decent quick work of Simon Dean and
<v Speaker 2>Steiner can't make the save. Swant Kofe kick Swanton one
<v Speaker 2>two three on Simon Dean Kofe and Jeff Hardy are
<v Speaker 2>raising their hands. They think they are the new Raw
<v Speaker 2>Tag Team Champions, but here comes the money. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>he's just say you know Mac and Big Daddy V.
<v Speaker 2>Kofe and Jeffer are realizing they have a tall task
<v Speaker 2>ahead of themselves to take down the big that big
<v Speaker 2>man known as Big Daddy V. Uh Shane and Big
<v Speaker 2>Daddy V are getting to Kobe Kingston and Jeff Hardy.
<v Speaker 2>This is a back and forth encounter, all the excitement
<v Speaker 2>you'd want out of a tag team match. But finally
<v Speaker 2>again kick swanton one two three with the double pin
<v Speaker 2>on Big Daddy V, Kofe and Jeffer celebrating and they
<v Speaker 2>think there are the new World Take Too Champions. They're
<v Speaker 2>going crazy, but you think you know me? It's the
<v Speaker 2>Red and R Superstar Edge. He comes out. What's he doing?
<v Speaker 2>He takes a pause at the ramp. The music goes quiet.
<v Speaker 2>Hey nothing you could say?
<v Speaker 3>What is this?
<v Speaker 2>Radio raided? Our KO hits the ring, beats, Jeff Hardy
<v Speaker 2>and Kofee kicks it. We have the first ever Raw
<v Speaker 2>Tag Team Champions. Rated r KO is form out of nowhere.
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable, that's wild he just loved he just lost the
<v Speaker 1>I like that.
<v Speaker 3>I like that?
<v Speaker 2>Fine? Who saw that coming? Who saw that? And here
<v Speaker 2>we are, folks, the main event for all the Marble
<v Speaker 2>Co General Manager Paul Hayman and his monster Batista, his
<v Speaker 2>big heater versus Co GM Dusty Rhodes and his mystery man.
<v Speaker 2>Hayman and Batista are out. They come out, followed by
<v Speaker 2>oh Manricome.
<v Speaker 3>Dream.
<v Speaker 2>A very hesitant Dusty is out there. He's all alone.
<v Speaker 2>Though it's quiet. The crowd's wondering, is it just aj Styles?
<v Speaker 2>Is that? Who? Who's it gonna be? Who is gonna
<v Speaker 2>accompany Dusty and take on this monster Batista and a
<v Speaker 2>dastardly the evil Paul Hayman. The three of them are
<v Speaker 2>in a standoff and the crowd goes absolutely ape shit.
<v Speaker 2>It's Stone called Steve Bolton, and he's got his trunks on.
<v Speaker 2>He's got his trunks on. That means he's here wrestle.
<v Speaker 2>Stone Cold is the mystery partner of the American Dream.
<v Speaker 2>Dusty Rhodes, long time ally and do do I even
<v Speaker 2>need to keep going? Yeah? What do you mean? Stunner's
<v Speaker 2>flying middle flingers, fine beer swilling Dusty and Stone Cold
<v Speaker 2>defeat Hayman and Batista. Stone Cold is here, n Raw.
<v Speaker 2>I was a good, good, good surprise man.
<v Speaker 3>That's that's who I was going to pick as my
<v Speaker 3>surprise guy.
<v Speaker 2>But I felt it.
<v Speaker 1>In my in my gut that you were going to
<v Speaker 1>pick him, So yeah, full disclosure. The way that we
<v Speaker 1>did it was we flipped a coin live on Facebook
<v Speaker 1>and the winner got to choose to do the draft
<v Speaker 1>first to make the first draft pick. So Brian made
<v Speaker 1>his surprise pick, sent me the tech stone Cold. Then
<v Speaker 1>we go to Brosky. He says he's going to make
<v Speaker 1>his surprise pick, sends me Stone Cold. I say, no,
<v Speaker 1>you cannot. So now, Brosky knew that the surprise was
<v Speaker 1>stone Cold, but nobody else did except for me.
<v Speaker 2>Did you forget in that presentation or did you feel
<v Speaker 2>like coming?
<v Speaker 1>I as like you were on show three. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>oh okay, because I knew you had Stone Cold, but
<v Speaker 1>nobody else did.
<v Speaker 3>So I will say that this presentation was oh head
<v Speaker 3>and shoulders above your first month.
<v Speaker 1>Great job, so bravo to that. Hell Y.
<v Speaker 2>I also want to make a couple of points here,
<v Speaker 2>not one super gimmick match throughout the whole thing. Four
<v Speaker 2>TVs and a paper. I didn't have a flaming table
<v Speaker 2>bull rope match. I had the extreme match for Tommy
<v Speaker 2>Jevers' career.
<v Speaker 1>I was worried. But you also had what was the
<v Speaker 1>what was Finley's match?
<v Speaker 3>Just a belt pass brass a street fight, okay, street fight.
<v Speaker 1>I was worried when you announced the tournament that you
<v Speaker 1>were going to do the tournament in one night.
<v Speaker 2>Again, I'm blowing away that we had. We both had
<v Speaker 2>the Gauntlet as the same and there was something else
<v Speaker 2>that was very similar. I was like, oh crap. While
<v Speaker 2>you were talking, I will say you did you, Brian?
<v Speaker 1>I will say that I want to know what this
<v Speaker 1>rated RKO means for the Shane Viscera.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's some drama team.
<v Speaker 3>I thought for sure you were having Shane and Viscera
<v Speaker 3>winning the straps.
<v Speaker 2>Which I would have liked. That was the point of
<v Speaker 2>the swerve. But yeah, swerve, bro, and also where you
<v Speaker 2>were burying it the whole time. That was also with
<v Speaker 2>a quick title swap I had to do.
<v Speaker 3>Still, there was really no bill to that match, but hey,
<v Speaker 3>whatever it was a your presentation was great this time.
<v Speaker 3>I will admit you're I will say, hey, I think
<v Speaker 3>next time.
<v Speaker 2>We should not have a timele of it. No, you
<v Speaker 2>have to the time You'd still be talking. I would
<v Speaker 2>still be talking. I got from a lot, I was
<v Speaker 2>tongue tied a lot. I even lost my papers.
<v Speaker 1>These are all your problem, you're so what I would suggest.
<v Speaker 1>This came to me as as we went, and you
<v Speaker 1>guys can think about this. I think that the time
<v Speaker 1>lit limit needs to be on the lead up cards
<v Speaker 1>and if you want to take an unlimited time for
<v Speaker 1>to explain the card, I think that's fine.
<v Speaker 2>I'm fine with that. Okay, I can I can handle that.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll have to talk about what that time. Maybe
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes, I don't know. But the whole idea is
<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't be able to, you should be able to
<v Speaker 1>like you like Brian picked and choosed his stories he
<v Speaker 1>told you, which made the show great.
<v Speaker 2>Well because he also didn't use half the guys. You know,
<v Speaker 2>I like to do every First off, I'm such a professional.
<v Speaker 2>My booking sheets I have everyone used on my show
<v Speaker 2>except Kelly Kelly, and I wrote not booked Kelly Kelly.
<v Speaker 1>Did she light?
<v Speaker 2>She's just sitting and catering.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I guess my question is okay, so two
<v Speaker 3>months of this.
<v Speaker 2>The people love this.
<v Speaker 3>There's no denying that people are are downloading these over
<v Speaker 3>and over again.
<v Speaker 2>Do we go month three? I think I was thinking
<v Speaker 2>about this before we even did it. I think we
<v Speaker 2>need to do one more and then ray like the
<v Speaker 2>next one's like Mania or something, some kind of blow off,
<v Speaker 2>and then were one more like Jabroni pay per view
<v Speaker 2>and then a Mania? Yeah okay, So so would you
<v Speaker 2>call it summer Slam or something? Make it like something
<v Speaker 2>like that.
<v Speaker 3>So you're saying one more month of like until whatever
<v Speaker 3>fucking taboo Tuesday, and then another one.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, so this is the So this is May. June
<v Speaker 1>will be the the Jabbroni, and then July will be Mania,
<v Speaker 1>Summer Slam or summer Slam, whatever you want summer.
<v Speaker 3>So do we combine matches for summer slim whor it's
<v Speaker 3>my summer Slam vers yours? No?
<v Speaker 2>I think we each do a summer Slam.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay at two night like how WrestleMania.
<v Speaker 2>Was absolutely not. No, we have the mid two thousands
<v Speaker 2>went down well, but they didn't have two summer slams.
<v Speaker 1>Either, But nobody said anything about what time of year
<v Speaker 1>it is. So it doesn't really matter. You did a
<v Speaker 1>royal rye.
<v Speaker 2>It's my world versus your world. Okay, your world doesn't
<v Speaker 2>exist in my world. No, I thought, of course and
<v Speaker 2>vice versa. Of course they exists because we can have
<v Speaker 2>the same guys. That doesn't matter. I disagree with that.
<v Speaker 3>So are we going to have another supplemental draft?
<v Speaker 2>I don't need any more characters, to be honest with you,
<v Speaker 2>I think it just adds to the show. Two guys
<v Speaker 2>is all the tops. I don't need them. I'm having
<v Speaker 2>a hard time. I have such big names and awesome
<v Speaker 2>guy It's how like I'm not dealing with Maven and
<v Speaker 2>Matt Striker and Gemini over here. You know this is wrong.
<v Speaker 2>This is what a big boys play, you know what
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.
<v Speaker 3>Legend and we'uild taking stars and using matters, even use
<v Speaker 3>them correctly.
<v Speaker 2>I'm building stars.
<v Speaker 1>All right. I think that we should let the public decide.
<v Speaker 1>I think we should put a poll up for a
<v Speaker 1>lot of the questions, and we could talk about this
<v Speaker 1>off air, whether or not we do a supplemental draft,
<v Speaker 1>how many people, how long the timer should be going forward.
<v Speaker 1>I think that we should ask the people to decide
<v Speaker 1>these kind of things.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think there's one thing that we shouldn't decide on,
<v Speaker 3>which just say right now and agree upon that at
<v Speaker 3>least one surprise.
<v Speaker 2>That's what makes you so entertaining. Okay, so we can
<v Speaker 2>each have and.
<v Speaker 3>We'll decide if we get more people. But now let's
<v Speaker 3>agree that we'll at least have one surprise for the
<v Speaker 3>next paper.
<v Speaker 2>I think we're gonna have a two two person draft,
<v Speaker 2>no rules.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and we'll think about that market some official things
<v Speaker 3>for the fans to vote one. There's a lot of fun,
<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of stress, guys.
<v Speaker 2>I did a lot of prep work for this, a
<v Speaker 2>couple like Knights of like homework and sit downs and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I really want people to reach out on twin notes
<v Speaker 1>and pages of my TVs and I will tell you this,
<v Speaker 1>Mark like writing.
<v Speaker 2>The tournament out in a whole separate thing, which is
<v Speaker 2>a lot, right. Mark.
<v Speaker 3>You've said that we don't need to buy the figures.
<v Speaker 2>I disagree. You can't book it without the figures. You
<v Speaker 2>need to be sitting there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's not part of the rules, is my point.
<v Speaker 2>Right, But there's no way I could do it. Like,
<v Speaker 2>before I go to bed every night, I'm thinking about stuff.
<v Speaker 3>That's fine, but nothing comes together until I'm down there
<v Speaker 3>with the figs.
<v Speaker 2>Brian, your Yeah, it's weird. Do you need them? You're
<v Speaker 2>not thinking of everybody.
<v Speaker 1>If you don't do it like that, that's fine, it's fine.
<v Speaker 1>I was just stating that it's not against the rules.
<v Speaker 2>Right. So this episode comes out on Monday.
<v Speaker 3>We should know by Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest
<v Speaker 3>how many more guys we could add, because I need
<v Speaker 3>to start writing TVs.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, and it's one pm call time for the meeting.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, reach out on Twitter, guys, major raw or major
<v Speaker 1>SmackDown for the hashtags you like that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Sure. Any closing remarks or arguments.
<v Speaker 3>You know for the fans, Well, I will say that
<v Speaker 3>I was rushed through. With the rush through by the
<v Speaker 3>time that you set I really should have maybe read
<v Speaker 3>this out and prepared so I knew how long it
<v Speaker 3>takes because I really rushed through. I do I will
<v Speaker 3>you know, listen, I'm a I'm a grown man, and
<v Speaker 3>I will.
<v Speaker 2>Say, Brian, you you impressed me with your card. Some
<v Speaker 2>of the things really popped me. I liked it.
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to build guys that were of course, you
<v Speaker 3>could say I'm Batista. He's a and I did the
<v Speaker 3>same thing. The Hogan is Hogan. But I'm trying to
<v Speaker 3>build other guys, you know fifty one by the way,
<v Speaker 3>trying to build Dreamer, trying to build the Gemini.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you have to you have to do that
<v Speaker 1>because br have to.
<v Speaker 2>I have the start.
<v Speaker 1>Brian has the luxury of just putting Shawn Michaels in
<v Speaker 1>the title match because he's Sean Michaels.
<v Speaker 2>Not to mention, you were throwing around, oh this is
<v Speaker 2>and this match is a title match too, all throughout
<v Speaker 2>your whole presentation, just because you can get away with
<v Speaker 2>it because you're heeled. GM does it in every cinema eruption.
<v Speaker 3>That's and that's storytell because it led to corruption. This
<v Speaker 3>is you're I'm telling a story. I'm running a television program.
<v Speaker 2>Bro. You can't keep quoting a promo that you paid for.
<v Speaker 2>And I'll end my closing statements with this. I liked
<v Speaker 2>this a lot better. It wasn't as much as the
<v Speaker 2>desperate ass presentation you gave last week or last month.
<v Speaker 2>But you're you're you're booking and your cards are like
<v Speaker 2>like a like an eleven ninety nine. All you can
<v Speaker 2>eat buffet like there's a lot and you could, you could,
<v Speaker 2>you could just take it all in and get stuffed.
<v Speaker 2>But it's quantity and not exactly quality. You know, my
<v Speaker 2>shows are sitting down at Ruth Chris and having a
<v Speaker 2>nice one flaming yon and your stomach is just it's
<v Speaker 2>just right.
<v Speaker 1>It's just right.
<v Speaker 3>You're having one flame yard month, right, I'm having flame
<v Speaker 3>in yards all month. Okay, you're you're you're.
<v Speaker 1>Walmart steadyps guys, for Christ's sake.
<v Speaker 2>You're having Walmart stakes, don't. We don't even know if
<v Speaker 2>you have a steak. You're you're having tofu most of
<v Speaker 2>the time. Were you're making people sick with the quality,
<v Speaker 2>with the quality of your having tofu in there? Right, like,
<v Speaker 2>oh poor, I'm not even booked all month where they
<v Speaker 2>baby worked, They're just not don't it's not I wasn't
<v Speaker 2>gonna waste their work too. I wasn't gonna waste my
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes in just some BS TV matches. Now you
<v Speaker 2>don't even have that written down, do you? The matches
<v Speaker 2>it was like they happened. They happen, right. The minimum
<v Speaker 2>is the name of the game.
<v Speaker 1>I think that's fine. I think he was in time
<v Speaker 1>and he did not feel much.
<v Speaker 2>Listen, I said he.
<v Speaker 3>I thought he did had a very very good presentation.
<v Speaker 3>I obviously I taught him well with the music last
<v Speaker 3>time he did good, kid did good. That.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was automatic, not cheating, very clever on
<v Speaker 2>your part. But that's going to make anything better, right,
<v Speaker 2>I mean I I I mentioned I also picked to
<v Speaker 2>choose I was. I knew you were gonna do it
<v Speaker 2>the whole show. I just wanted too important ones evan essence.
<v Speaker 2>Going under was a way better pay for your song.
<v Speaker 2>I'll end it with that.
<v Speaker 3>All right, guys all this was a lot of fun,
<v Speaker 3>an hour and a half of craziness. But now, like
<v Speaker 3>I thought, like, I'm temporarily relieved, but now I'm already
<v Speaker 3>stressed because I got a book month three.
<v Speaker 1>Well let's go.
<v Speaker 2>You should be all right, Well, I have I have
<v Speaker 2>take Care and Sting as an alliance on my show.
<v Speaker 2>I have Vince see that, and the Gemini the corporate Kane.
<v Speaker 1>Yell, all right, we'll leave it at that. Goodbye.
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