Revisiting WWE SmackDown 2011 - Christmas Special! Saint Mick Foley & The Miracle on 34th Street Fight

<v Speaker 1>Damn boys. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, Episode number three
<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty nine.
<v Speaker 2>This is Christmas time, motherfucker. You fucking kidding me. He's
<v Speaker 2>talking Festus of this bitch.
<v Speaker 1>And now it's time to talk about WWE SmackDown for
<v Speaker 1>December second. Wrong, November twenty ninth, twenty eleven.
<v Speaker 2>Not wrong, but I will defend James here. That was
<v Speaker 2>a peacock mistake. They put the wrong date. They said
<v Speaker 2>it was December second, it's not. It's November twenty ninth.
<v Speaker 2>And yes, you did hear that right you Your ears
<v Speaker 2>aren't deceiving you at your very old age. You're only
<v Speaker 2>getting older, but your ears are still working. Twenty eleven
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown is what we will be discussing on this show.
<v Speaker 1>There's a miracle on thirty fourth Street Fights Center.
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<v Speaker 1>Yes Sour Smarties is knocking on James door asking to
<v Speaker 1>borrow his copy of Slashers.
<v Speaker 2>Which one, Oh you do have a few?
<v Speaker 1>I have a few? Yeah, HS DVD Blu Ray, I
<v Speaker 1>got different covers of the blu ray what you want.
<v Speaker 1>I own the most slasher copies in the world.
<v Speaker 2>That's rightly true, that's right. Are you willing to give.
<v Speaker 1>Up none of them? But I can let you in
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<v Speaker 2>Well. Sour Smarties, thank you so much, Ronola. Continue the
<v Speaker 2>big rain here, Sour Smarties. As we wrap up the year,
<v Speaker 2>will Sour Smarties be the champion going into twenty twenty six.
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe I'm gonna make it to twenty twenty six, James,
<v Speaker 2>And if you keep it up with his eagles talk,
<v Speaker 2>you're not making it to twenty twenty six.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, count your days, buddy. We're not there yet.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're close. We are fucking close. Let's talk about
<v Speaker 2>fucking SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>Huh. All right now it is time to get into
<v Speaker 1>ww SmackDown for November twenty ninth or December second, twenty eleven.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, Calm down, Calm down, finally, calm down,
<v Speaker 1>w James.
<v Speaker 2>We have been waiting for it. I know you have been.
<v Speaker 2>You've been ooh, you've been salibating like Johnny. Please Johnny,
<v Speaker 2>it's been six years. Can we talk about twenty eleven
<v Speaker 2>smack down? And said, no, James, they're not ready for it.
<v Speaker 2>But as a Christmas special. For a Christmas special, it's
<v Speaker 2>time to talk about twenty eleven SmackDown. Are you ready?
<v Speaker 1>I'm sor ready?
<v Speaker 2>Yay, thank God. Now it is time to take a
<v Speaker 2>look at what was going on in the world a
<v Speaker 2>wrestling at the time with The Wrestling Observer newsletter from
<v Speaker 2>The Observer November twenty eighth, twenty eleven. Chris Jericho made
<v Speaker 2>a remark on Twitter more than a week ago saying
<v Speaker 2>that he would never wrestle in WWE again. I feel
<v Speaker 2>like this happens a lot. Whether never is the correct
<v Speaker 2>answer to use given the history of absolutes and wrestling,
<v Speaker 2>who knows. But there's a situation that went down late,
<v Speaker 2>and it appears his deal to return early twenty twelve
<v Speaker 2>is out the window while this is going down. What
<v Speaker 2>drove the chasm wider is that Jericho is not put
<v Speaker 2>in the w twelve video game as a character, while
<v Speaker 2>other former characters like Randy Savage, Batista, Shawn Michaels, and
<v Speaker 2>Brocklesner are in. Jericho took being left out of the
<v Speaker 2>game as a personal insult and felt he was greatly
<v Speaker 2>disrespected one that is funny as shit that if the
<v Speaker 2>straw that actually broke the Campbell's back was not being
<v Speaker 2>in fucking WB twelve of All Games, which good game,
<v Speaker 2>but still two. I mean, they are spoilers. They're teasing
<v Speaker 2>his return on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Chris Jericho. Also, we did that nine to eleven
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have happened if he was on that plane.
<v Speaker 2>So, like he always tells, the truth is what you're saying, right.
<v Speaker 1>Truth teller tells his new gimmick like.
<v Speaker 2>The truth. Third, here's a big one for you, James.
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to make sure this was included here because, uh,
<v Speaker 2>you know, just a for the piece of the conversation.
<v Speaker 2>Stacy Keebler was hired to promote Yes, the new Black
<v Speaker 2>Eyed Pis video game, and I wanted to bring this
<v Speaker 2>up because, uh, you know, Tristratus isn't out here promoting
<v Speaker 2>shitty video games.
<v Speaker 1>Well hold on, now, wait what is the game?
<v Speaker 2>I think it was like a just dance kind of game,
<v Speaker 2>just Black Eyed Peas songs. They got that me songs,
<v Speaker 2>and it was like, oh, well, I mean I guess
<v Speaker 2>you could make if you have, you know, twenty songs,
<v Speaker 2>you can make a video game. And TNA News. Jesse
<v Speaker 2>Neil was at one point dropped from the promotion after
<v Speaker 2>he turned down an ordered move to Louisville TNA. I
<v Speaker 2>wanted to send some of his lesser experience talent to
<v Speaker 2>train at the OV to B school and work on
<v Speaker 2>OV to B shows to gain experience when they aren't
<v Speaker 2>working at TNA. He later tweeted that he expects everything
<v Speaker 2>to be worked out and then he would remain with
<v Speaker 2>the company. He said he's got nothing against doing more training,
<v Speaker 2>and it's a financial issue and he can't afford the move.
<v Speaker 2>Neil and his girlfriend toc scene. I think that was
<v Speaker 2>Christina Vanyri recently qualified for food stamps in Florida, so
<v Speaker 2>his financial situation can't be good in having to start
<v Speaker 2>over in Kentucky. Maybe an issue. I fucking remember this
<v Speaker 2>happening because I'm pretty sure the crazy discourse after this
<v Speaker 2>was like, how the fuck is Jesse Neil who signed
<v Speaker 2>a TNA and is on TV on food stamps?
<v Speaker 1>Right? That was a big deal. Also, if I was
<v Speaker 1>asked to go work in OVW in twenty eleven, I
<v Speaker 1>think my first response would be fuck No. I mean no, they.
<v Speaker 2>Weren't pumping out two thousand and two classes anymore. In fact,
<v Speaker 2>it was probably pretty soon after the two thousand and
<v Speaker 2>two class that they stopped pumping out Eddie would really
<v Speaker 2>have a worth a shit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they pumped out Joseph Parks. That's true.
<v Speaker 2>You know what, maybe twenty eleven, uh fucking OVW wasn't
<v Speaker 2>so bad then, you know, Jesse No could have learned
<v Speaker 2>something that tattooed attitude of his. In more TNA news,
<v Speaker 2>nothing is transpired, but there is interest in making another
<v Speaker 2>run at Dave Bautista. They made a run at him before,
<v Speaker 2>giving that Rick Flair and Batista a close and the
<v Speaker 2>first but the first time they were far apart on
<v Speaker 2>money and then the past. Batista has said that if
<v Speaker 2>he wasn't interested in going with anyone who wasn't WWE
<v Speaker 2>Batista in TNA in twenty eleven.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they would have brought him in and then set
<v Speaker 1>them down to Louis to get some more training.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Dave, we heard what you did in OVW. We
<v Speaker 2>would like you to do it again. That was Blue
<v Speaker 2>TNA too. Bat He's in Blue DNA Blue.
<v Speaker 1>T's Open Fight Night versus Alex Silva Crimson.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah o Selva's a better shout. Actually, the W
<v Speaker 2>twelve video game is now the single most pre ordered
<v Speaker 2>video game in WWE history.
<v Speaker 1>Of all time over all video games.
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember the first time you like pre ordered
<v Speaker 2>a game?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Man? No, uh, well.
<v Speaker 2>Because it had to be something to do with the
<v Speaker 2>midnight release, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, if I had to assume, it was
<v Speaker 1>probably one of the Halo games.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, if not any I mean I went to I.
<v Speaker 1>Went to midnight releases for games that I wasn't even
<v Speaker 1>interested in games.
<v Speaker 2>You just wanted to.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I did too because it was just fun. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like people, yeah that like video games and shit, and
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was fun.
<v Speaker 2>You know. I did go to the midnight release for
<v Speaker 2>w W twelve. Wait really yeah, because I I mean.
<v Speaker 1>Did I you know I have I might have because
<v Speaker 1>I got a poster I think from game Stop. They
<v Speaker 1>just let me have it.
<v Speaker 2>By then, I was already doing the midnight release streams
<v Speaker 2>like that's how I popped off. Oh no, I was
<v Speaker 2>doing those so like I would fucking boot up. Probably
<v Speaker 2>it was probably SBR twenty eleven. I had that going
<v Speaker 2>on stream, and then me and my pop I would
<v Speaker 2>tell the stream, hey I want to go grab the game,
<v Speaker 2>and me and my pop would go to game stop
<v Speaker 2>and I'd go get the game. I'd come back. It'd
<v Speaker 2>probably be like twelve thirty and we fucking play all night.
<v Speaker 1>Nice. That is cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome. But yeah, so
<v Speaker 2>that's as of this point here, it's the single most
<v Speaker 2>pre ordered video game in ww history, topping the record
<v Speaker 2>set by SVR two thousand and eight. Holy fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you guys deserve like belt to ask for that one.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who you are out there, but you
<v Speaker 1>deserve Belt the ass.
<v Speaker 2>I have played and seen and been a part of
<v Speaker 2>too much SBO eight this year. I never ever want
<v Speaker 2>to see it again. Thank you. From The Observer. December fifth,
<v Speaker 2>twenty eleven, WWE News SmackDown was a Christmas party show.
<v Speaker 2>Melterer says, yeah, I know Christmas is four weeks away,
<v Speaker 2>but there you go. Excellent.
<v Speaker 1>I was confused too, I was. I was wondering, well, one,
<v Speaker 1>because I thought the show was on December second. On
<v Speaker 1>Peacock it says it's on December second, just so everybody knows,
<v Speaker 1>But the show is actually on November twenty ninth, And
<v Speaker 1>I was super confused because Mick Foley comes out at
<v Speaker 1>the beginning of the show and he says, Hey, everyone,
<v Speaker 1>it's November, and I'm looking at the day of the
<v Speaker 1>show and I'm like, wow, do they just not even
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck that this is super taped? But it was.
<v Speaker 1>I thought, it's love it's a live show.
<v Speaker 2>Fumbled yes for Christmas. I thought I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>he fumbled the November line and they just didn't care.
<v Speaker 1>But no, it was I wonder what the thought was here.
<v Speaker 2>I can only assume that either like, uh, European tour
<v Speaker 2>was coming up, or they were trying to fucking just
<v Speaker 2>do something early, or they had a deal like Sci
<v Speaker 2>Fi won on a live show in December, or some shit.
<v Speaker 2>I think November.
<v Speaker 1>I think in twenty eleven for WWE, they still had
<v Speaker 1>a pretty crazy schedule. House shows were still big. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they were working through the holidays most of the time,
<v Speaker 1>So it's probably something to do with it. It's a
<v Speaker 1>little different nowadays.
<v Speaker 2>Well, James, this is a legendary one. There was quite
<v Speaker 2>the story this past week regarding a Sinkara T shirt
<v Speaker 2>that was released a few hours into November twenty seventh,
<v Speaker 2>the Big Cut shirt. The shirt was a drawing where
<v Speaker 2>it appeared an erect penis was drawn where a penis
<v Speaker 2>would be. The idea was that it was supposed to
<v Speaker 2>be where the gold part of his outfit opens and
<v Speaker 2>shows his white tights. Nobody could figure out how the
<v Speaker 2>T shirt made it through all the different layers of approval.
<v Speaker 2>It was posted on the website and then pulled a
<v Speaker 2>few hours later. All people who did order it were
<v Speaker 2>told to order is not being processed and they could
<v Speaker 2>either get their money refunded or use it as credit
<v Speaker 2>for another purchase. The internal joke was that even his
<v Speaker 2>T shirt was has a botch spot. I mean, the
<v Speaker 2>fucking Sinkara Dick T shirt was what a stellar way
<v Speaker 2>to end twenty eleven.
<v Speaker 1>That was so explain to me. This so Sinkarah. That's
<v Speaker 1>Mystica correct, Okay, Mystico has sold out. I mean Arena
<v Speaker 1>Mexico hasn't seen an empty seat all year long. He's
<v Speaker 1>the hottest star in the world right now.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and he was a star going into w W
<v Speaker 2>E two.
<v Speaker 1>He was. That's why he was signed and they let
<v Speaker 1>him come in. Yeah. Promotion it was like all over him, right,
<v Speaker 1>like this guy's.
<v Speaker 2>They did a whole of the press campaign happened, it
<v Speaker 2>was well, I think the light stuff, like, you know,
<v Speaker 2>remember the fucking lighting. I think that's hard, right, And
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if like, because I don't know how
<v Speaker 2>much they had him working, And this is a little
<v Speaker 2>blind spot for me. I don't know if he did
<v Speaker 2>like any like you know, fucking send him to O
<v Speaker 2>v W or you know what, you know what I mean,
<v Speaker 2>like to get used to the w W style or
<v Speaker 2>WTV style. So if they could have just threw him
<v Speaker 2>right on TV had these fucking lights and then he
<v Speaker 2>just you know, ship kind of went awry.
<v Speaker 1>And because for people that didn't live through this era,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Sinkara was I mean everyone made this Sinkara
<v Speaker 1>botching joke.
<v Speaker 2>He was a joke. Yeah, he was a.
<v Speaker 1>Which is crazy to think, you know, how things have
<v Speaker 1>gone for him, which is awesome, you know.
<v Speaker 2>I think that what a fucking testament to him, right
<v Speaker 2>that he was able to turn yeah, turn it back around.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he probably came into WW and they said,
<v Speaker 1>can you work like ted d Bassi Junior. He said no, no,
<v Speaker 1>I can't, no fucking way, and this is not gonna work.
<v Speaker 2>From the Observer, December twelfth, twenty eleven, Hiroshi Tanahashi will
<v Speaker 2>be attempting to send a record with eleven IWGP heavyweight
<v Speaker 2>title defenses on January fourth, twenty twelve at the New
<v Speaker 2>Japan Show at the Tokyo Dome. Tanahashi versus Monaa Suzuki
<v Speaker 2>for the title headline the annual January fourth at New
<v Speaker 2>Japan Show at the Tokyo Dome, Tanahashi tied the all
<v Speaker 2>time record with a win over Eugen Nagata in the
<v Speaker 2>main event of the New Japan's final papery show of
<v Speaker 2>the year on December fourth. It was expected that the
<v Speaker 2>Dome would be headlined by Tanahashi versus Shinsky Nakamora, which
<v Speaker 2>headlined the show in two thousand and five and two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and eight, with Nakamora winning both times. It now
<v Speaker 2>appears to the Tanashi will break the record in January
<v Speaker 2>and then face Knackamora, who would have a pretty good
<v Speaker 2>shot at winning the title. Since the record has been
<v Speaker 2>set in Nakamora has kind of been in the shadows
<v Speaker 2>most of the year with Tanahashi as the focal point.
<v Speaker 2>I just thought that'd be interested to bring up here
<v Speaker 2>because we're pretty close to Tanahashi's last match and uh,
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be at the Dome as well. So I
<v Speaker 2>mean Tanahashi in the Dome. I mean, obviously even here
<v Speaker 2>you know this we're talking about twenty eleven was a
<v Speaker 2>huge deal. I mean, he's top dog and now, fucking
<v Speaker 2>what's it fourteen fifteen years later, it's still the top dog.
<v Speaker 2>Like people want to see the goddamn goat man. Last
<v Speaker 2>story here, Meltzer says, a funny brotest Clay story, aren't
<v Speaker 2>they all? When he was ready to return after doing
<v Speaker 2>a WE movie and ask Creative what they had planned
<v Speaker 2>for him, the answer that gave him is they had
<v Speaker 2>no idea, but suggested that he come up with an
<v Speaker 2>idea for himself. So he came up with the idea
<v Speaker 2>of being a monster heel who doesn't sell for the
<v Speaker 2>faces and beats them all up and inducts them into
<v Speaker 2>his personal house of pain. He was told that was
<v Speaker 2>a great idea, and such his life as on this
<v Speaker 2>show Mark Henry World Champions. It's in the main event.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking what.
<v Speaker 1>A great idea, what a sweet delight.
<v Speaker 2>Well that's it for the Observer. Now let's talk about
<v Speaker 2>w SmackDown November eleven, the Christmas special.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into this SmackDown here. Yes, sir,
<v Speaker 1>we promised you a great main event tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Freddie BLASTI the maker of Champion Giants. If you're some man,
<v Speaker 2>you're fired? Fire Yeah? Is legendary, dude? Maybe is that
<v Speaker 2>the best bumper? Oh?
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know. I've never really thought of that.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm a big I'm a bigger, but I
<v Speaker 2>mean the world is watching. Is uh fucking pretty legendary?
<v Speaker 2>Even for an hour?
<v Speaker 1>I can't lie. Man the ship where he says, if
<v Speaker 1>you have SMO, you're fuck yeah, the chip is.
<v Speaker 2>It's hard man, that's fucking brain rot. Before I knew
<v Speaker 2>what that was.
<v Speaker 1>The House of Pain. Well, Josh Matthews is here. He's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be one half of the commentary team get Out.
<v Speaker 1>He introduces us to Charlotte, North Carolina, where WW has
<v Speaker 1>made it snow. They have that power. It's make sure
<v Speaker 1>we get there right.
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole gives them ship the whole show for Michael.
<v Speaker 2>Josh Matthews is saying, no, snowstorm just started thirty seconds ago.
<v Speaker 2>The North Pole come south and it's gonna be a
<v Speaker 2>festive and wondrous night. Are you uh happy? That you
<v Speaker 2>you know, twenty eleven, w E was going to North
<v Speaker 2>Carolina so regularly. I'm sure you were there.
<v Speaker 1>I was in high school. Man, you think I was there?
<v Speaker 2>The hell? Yeah? Like you know what I mean. The
<v Speaker 2>boy is playing Halo and then we're gonna go watch
<v Speaker 2>Match Striker. No.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we get into the arena here, it's the
<v Speaker 1>SmackDown stage, but they have Christmas items all over it,
<v Speaker 1>like Presence, the Yule Log, all that stuff. Mick Foley
<v Speaker 1>as Santa makes his entrance. Yeah, man, here he is.
<v Speaker 1>This guy loves Christmas.
<v Speaker 2>Jolly old Saint Mick is here. And uh they even
<v Speaker 2>theme the name plates here as candy canes and gifts
<v Speaker 2>and a nutcracker. I don't fucking fuck with these things.
<v Speaker 2>I just need you to know that, just before anyone
<v Speaker 2>made any accusations that I fucked with these things. I
<v Speaker 2>hate the nutcracker looks weird. Don't understand it. I'll crack
<v Speaker 2>my own nuts, thank you.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, don't we start with the mcfoley town Hall
<v Speaker 1>San's nutcrackers?
<v Speaker 2>Thank god?
<v Speaker 1>You gotta really look at these things.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they dude, they have so much footage of Folly
<v Speaker 2>a Sanna that they were able to do a Sanna
<v Speaker 2>mcfoley Titan tron, like, how is this dude Santa? This
<v Speaker 2>goddamn much.
<v Speaker 1>Well, when I think of mcfoley, like in this era,
<v Speaker 1>for some reason, he's always Sanna.
<v Speaker 2>He loves Christmas. I mean that was his whole thing.
<v Speaker 1>Anytime he was on TV, I swear to god, they
<v Speaker 1>would just say this guy fucking loves Christmas, right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean, which is true, Like that's a
<v Speaker 2>shoot by all accounts, Like.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, he loves Christmas a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>If he loved death matches still, wow, that'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Mikey whipwrack.
<v Speaker 2>What if he loved Dewey Dooey dewey. Well, Josh Matthew
<v Speaker 2>says that Foley's love of the holiday season is well documented. True,
<v Speaker 2>leave it to mc foley to throw the first holiday
<v Speaker 2>party of the year, which is why I'm confused and
<v Speaker 2>we still I don't think we ever get an answer
<v Speaker 2>unless somebody, one of you smart listeners out there understand
<v Speaker 2>why this fucking happened so early.
<v Speaker 1>But they might have something to do with McK foley
<v Speaker 1>being the Is he like the general manager for this episode?
<v Speaker 2>He's like, yeah, so yes, that is true, which.
<v Speaker 1>We're doing Christmas early.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Teddy Long is the GM. They like established that
<v Speaker 2>later and for some reason mcfoley just has fucking Christmas
<v Speaker 2>Santa Powers tonight. Well, Mick says, well, hello Ho ho ho,
<v Speaker 2>Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone. I know it's still November.
<v Speaker 2>This is where I thought he fucked up. But I
<v Speaker 2>fucked up. It was just the wrong date or peacock.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought it was taped and he just didn't
<v Speaker 1>give a shit, and neither did WWE.
<v Speaker 2>Well they didn't if you look at this show technically,
<v Speaker 2>Foley says, we're like four weeks away from that special
<v Speaker 2>magic holiday. But I am a Christmas fanatic. I listened
<v Speaker 2>to that King Cole's Christmas album all year round, and
<v Speaker 2>I visit Santa's Village multiple times every year. And what
<v Speaker 2>a good old j R Is the barbecue sauce, and
<v Speaker 2>what the Ultimate Warrior is? The I Don't fucking talk
<v Speaker 2>about Me show will come out here for fifty two years.
<v Speaker 2>I am to Christmas. So what better way to kick
<v Speaker 2>off the holiday season than have a special live smack
<v Speaker 2>down holiday event right here? It's Charlie, North Carolina.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean there was also a troll face sign
<v Speaker 1>in the crowd, which really dated shot dude the whole show,
<v Speaker 1>which I popped for every time I saw it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Sat Mix says, why don't we see what good
<v Speaker 2>old jolly Saint Mick has inside his bag of goodies
<v Speaker 2>to night? How about a word heavily h championship match? Again,
<v Speaker 2>don't know how he has the jurisdiction to do any
<v Speaker 2>of this. How about a hot tub on a pole?
<v Speaker 1>What commercial was that? Do you remember that commercial?
<v Speaker 2>It's uh fucking some progressive or something, that insurance commercial? Right, yeah, right, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>let me get at Mix says between Tiny Tim aka
<v Speaker 2>Daniel Bryan and the Ghost of Christmas fear Mark Henry.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Tiny Tim the singer.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, which you know all his legendary songs like tip
<v Speaker 2>too through the windows, right, you know what, that's my
<v Speaker 2>bed for trying to catch you out like fucking slipping there,
<v Speaker 2>that's my man.
<v Speaker 1>I watch horror movies.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's my bad. I watched SpongeBob.
<v Speaker 1>Oh hell yeah, me too.
<v Speaker 2>I know, like, uh, for some reason, he so I
<v Speaker 2>was confused for a minute that he says, you know,
<v Speaker 2>Brian fucking Mark are gonna have a world title match?
<v Speaker 2>Then there's just obnoxious lights strobing in his face, and
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh wow, they're like trying to wrap him up.
<v Speaker 2>But no, it was them strobing the lights on the
<v Speaker 2>steel cage that's above the building here. So we're gonna
<v Speaker 2>get a steel cage match, very Christmas themed, right fully
<v Speaker 2>says I'm not through by a long shot. We got
<v Speaker 2>a miracle on thirty fourth Street fight and all I
<v Speaker 2>want for Christmas over the top from Battle Royal for this, Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean they fuck with the Battle Royals where the
<v Speaker 2>winner will get their special wist grinted by Santa Claus,
<v Speaker 2>which is him, I guess now, he says, I know
<v Speaker 2>I teased on raw. I can't believe they promoted this
<v Speaker 2>or promise that there will be a no ho ho
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole. But as it turns out, Cole's got a
<v Speaker 2>pretty good legal team and he's bound by contract to
<v Speaker 2>be here. Well, mcfoley says, what his contract doesn't dictate
<v Speaker 2>is how he will be dressed according to the wiships
<v Speaker 2>of your special holiday host. Mcfoley don't know how that
<v Speaker 2>fucking works. So let's say hello ho Ho to Michael Cole,
<v Speaker 2>and Michael Cole comes out dressed up as Rudolph, but
<v Speaker 2>he's a very grumpy Rudolph. He's got his hands on
<v Speaker 2>his hips, he's got the red Nose, but he also
<v Speaker 2>has his big ass tie on undertaker style, which is
<v Speaker 2>very fucking funny. He still has a job to do,
<v Speaker 2>he's got you know, when work's gotta get done, James,
<v Speaker 2>He's gotta get done. And Josh Matthews is also here,
<v Speaker 2>dressed as an elf. I hate Josh Matthews.
<v Speaker 1>He's Buddy the Elf.
<v Speaker 2>I think, oh sure, I.
<v Speaker 1>Mean, come on, this show is funny as fuck. So
<v Speaker 1>Michael Cole walks over to the commentary booth as Rudolph
<v Speaker 1>the Red Nose Reindeer, and Josh Matthews just has his
<v Speaker 1>hand on his chin and he's looking at him, and
<v Speaker 1>Michael Cole puts the headset on and Josh Matthews says, Cole,
<v Speaker 1>you look ridiculous. Yeah, great delivery there. I thought that
<v Speaker 1>was funny as shit.
<v Speaker 2>And that leaves only one member of the announced team,
<v Speaker 2>and it's time to say hello to him, Booker T.
<v Speaker 2>And then Santa Claus fucking comes out. How many Santa
<v Speaker 2>Clauses are there?
<v Speaker 1>There's got to be at least four or more on
<v Speaker 1>this show. I was ready to see as many Santa
<v Speaker 1>Clauses as they had.
<v Speaker 2>I thought we were gonna see a straight up Stana
<v Speaker 2>Claus match, like just all the dudes in the Battle
<v Speaker 2>Royal or Santa Claus.
<v Speaker 1>Oh like Survivor series or something.
<v Speaker 2>Oh thinks against Santa Mm hmmm hmm.
<v Speaker 1>Scared to book that.
<v Speaker 2>Santa Foley isn't, thankfully, and he's here. Uh. So Booker
<v Speaker 2>comes out of Santa and he looks at his hand
<v Speaker 2>to do the five time and he slaps his belly
<v Speaker 2>and Cole says, the holidays are a waste of time.
<v Speaker 2>It's just a reason for people to take time off
<v Speaker 2>and get drunk stupid. I mean that's a direct fucking
<v Speaker 2>Vince mcmanielan in his ear like Cole. So Foley tells
<v Speaker 2>Booker he owes him one uh for doing this, and
<v Speaker 2>he knows he's not in the spirit of the holidays
<v Speaker 2>just yet. But we want this holiday episode of smack
<v Speaker 2>Down to be inclusive, so we were hoping for the
<v Speaker 2>Jewish members of the w universe, you might be able
<v Speaker 2>to make a giant dradle and do a little spin
<v Speaker 2>for us. I'm fucking like, what is fucking going on,
<v Speaker 2>and Booker says, oh, you're talking about the spinnerrooney hot. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>yes he is. Then they play a fucking what I
<v Speaker 2>assume is a w B rendition of the Dradle song,
<v Speaker 2>and Booker's looking around like what the fuck? And then Booker,
<v Speaker 2>because the job's gotta get done, fires up and he
<v Speaker 2>does this spin a rooney. He said, it's hot enough
<v Speaker 2>to melt the north pole in this suit. The holiday
<v Speaker 2>spirit is here.
<v Speaker 1>And you know I could dig that sucker.
<v Speaker 2>And then Cody Rhodes comes out. Yes, whoa, whoa. Cody
<v Speaker 2>Rhoads comes out. He's the White Strap Intercontineal Champion, which
<v Speaker 2>was pretty fucking cool. I remember thinking this was pretty
<v Speaker 2>badass that they brought this back.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was coole as shit. I mean it looked great.
<v Speaker 2>I did love the other icy title, though, the uh
<v Speaker 2>I guess call the attitude everyone. I guess he would
<v Speaker 2>call it.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Yeah, the Oval inter coell Championship.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, the Oval one yet, but this one is pretty
<v Speaker 2>fucking cool. And Cody comes out and he says, I
<v Speaker 2>think in the past I would have sat back and
<v Speaker 2>let this farce continue unovated, but I'm no longer with
<v Speaker 2>the protective piece of plastic which he was talking about
<v Speaker 2>when he was his face was fucked up, of course,
<v Speaker 2>the undashing, and he says, uh, I guess I'm seeing
<v Speaker 2>things a little more clearly. And what I'm seeing is
<v Speaker 2>a lowly announcer making a fool of me in that ring,
<v Speaker 2>indulging in childish antics, taking time away from those who
<v Speaker 2>still have the skills to compete.
<v Speaker 1>Michael Call stands up. Speak for your fucking self, buddy,
<v Speaker 1>fuck ude, Josh, sit down. I got this book.
<v Speaker 2>It says, whoa WHOA hold on Cody. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>what your problem is, but I ain't got to be
<v Speaker 2>for you, man. I want to throw hands with you either.
<v Speaker 2>Don't think of a one minute. I can't handle business
<v Speaker 2>in the ring. And you act like you want to
<v Speaker 2>test somebody before you test me. Let me tell you something, son, Cody.
<v Speaker 1>Says, Son, Son.
<v Speaker 2>You lie. Announcer. You do have to be with me, announcer.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, that is I don't know why
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking so insulting. That is his job, he is
<v Speaker 2>an announcer. And he says, it's probably because you'll never
<v Speaker 2>hold something like this over your head to get ever
<v Speaker 2>again as the title, so Mix says, hold it right there,
<v Speaker 2>you're talking about a legend here, a man I respect
<v Speaker 2>a man I'm proud to call my friend, a man
<v Speaker 2>who is five time, five time, five time. He kept
<v Speaker 2>only doing this three times. McK foley does not understand
<v Speaker 2>the concept of the five time. What's wrong with you?
<v Speaker 2>He says, you, Cody, are directly affecting my ability to
<v Speaker 2>enjoy the holidays, which I thought it was fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>So about the night Christmas comes a little early for you,
<v Speaker 2>Christmas comes fucking early for all of us. This is
<v Speaker 2>fucking November. How about you have yourself a little match
<v Speaker 2>with the five time, five time, five time, only three
<v Speaker 2>times again? W's gonna be champion? Booker t And Cody says,
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to it, and he leaves, and then
<v Speaker 2>Mick looks to the side and asks, Booker, you cool
<v Speaker 2>with that? Ask the first yeah, He say, I'm cool
<v Speaker 2>with it, and Mick says, I got a party to
<v Speaker 2>get to backstage, but let's get tonight started with a
<v Speaker 2>special divas match. He They don't say what this is
<v Speaker 2>like through this whole part here until the commercial comes back,
<v Speaker 2>like did nck Foley not know what this match was.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he booked it, I guess. So, so all
<v Speaker 1>the divas come out here dressed up in Christmas attire
<v Speaker 1>for the Armageddon missilete on a Pole match. Oh fuck
<v Speaker 1>literally write down here. Mick Foley says, the winner can
<v Speaker 1>cash in or something. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I stopped listening, dude, I mean, they don't fucking explain. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Like so it's Alicia Fox, aj Lee, Caitlin Rosa, Mendez, Natalia,
<v Speaker 2>Oxana Tamina and the Bellas and uh in the ring
<v Speaker 2>there's a big ass candy cane pole and Santa mcfoley's
<v Speaker 2>on the ramp and he says, this is a special
<v Speaker 2>missiletoe match. Whoever can climb up on the pole and
<v Speaker 2>retrue the missiletoe, we'll be able to cash in on
<v Speaker 2>a very special prize from now until Christmas. And I
<v Speaker 2>think you know what I mean? No, No, we don't, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck are you talking about? You crazy old man?
<v Speaker 2>Why are they fucking doing this fucking match? Stupid as match.
<v Speaker 1>They signed the match contract, all of them, the Armageddon
<v Speaker 1>Mistletoe on a pole match for the prize that you
<v Speaker 1>know what it is?
<v Speaker 2>And of course Santa mcfoley got to choose their retire too.
<v Speaker 2>Oh is that right? Well he did it to Michael Cole, right,
<v Speaker 2>so I assume he got to do it here.
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah that's good assumption.
<v Speaker 2>Can you even call this a match? Uh?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there was a winner. Fuck He otherre was a
<v Speaker 1>lower third actually pops up here, and I believe it
<v Speaker 1>was for Twitter originally, Yes, witches out and then also
<v Speaker 1>has a YouTube url to YouTube dot com slash user
<v Speaker 1>slash second twenty.
<v Speaker 2>Twelve, which we all know was brotus Clay's return.
<v Speaker 1>It's Batista signing with TNA to go to OBW.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so yeah, this is you know, we talked about
<v Speaker 2>it in the Observer. But yeah, Jericho is coming back
<v Speaker 2>and h this is how they were starting it here
<v Speaker 2>and this this was when he came back and did
<v Speaker 2>the thing where he just smiled and left troll. Yeah
<v Speaker 2>that's right, troll face.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he just trolled. Yeah, I remember that pretty vividly.
<v Speaker 1>I also remember that people thought this was sting.
<v Speaker 2>I think I might have thought that as well, because I.
<v Speaker 1>Mean they it was completely random, so like it looked
<v Speaker 1>like this mysterious character with like a cult background or something. Well,
<v Speaker 1>they said the end of the world is near, right,
<v Speaker 1>so people are like, oh shit, like sting, Yeah, yeah, no, man,
<v Speaker 1>it was Chris Jericho. It came in with the jacket
<v Speaker 1>and smiling.
<v Speaker 2>It's always Chris Jericho, Like, yeah, that's funny.
<v Speaker 1>Shit. I looked up this video and I watched it
<v Speaker 1>and then anyways, afterwards, the demo version of No It
<v Speaker 1>Isn't by plus forty four came on auto play. Had
<v Speaker 1>to take a second listen to it. Yeah, it's came
<v Speaker 1>on auto play. Great fucking piece of business right there.
<v Speaker 1>So we get back to the match. Here, Brie Bella
<v Speaker 1>climbs up to the top rope and grabs the mistletoe
<v Speaker 1>and wins.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah dude, they did They did nothing like they just
<v Speaker 2>kind of I mean they fucking probably had thirty seconds.
<v Speaker 2>They didn't get any time here, just go up there
<v Speaker 2>and climb and grab the shit. So she does, and
<v Speaker 2>she wins, and uh mcfoley comes out and says, hold
<v Speaker 2>on a second, Debrie, because Brie is gene up for
<v Speaker 2>a title. Now she's doing like the taunt, you know,
<v Speaker 2>the taunt she should do with my titles. Taunt, Yes, but.
<v Speaker 1>My awesome style, right. Fuck that's Nicki Bella. When she
<v Speaker 1>came back and started doing the Massawa forearm, right, fucking.
<v Speaker 2>She should do that, now, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>When she did come back, didn't she Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, they're on Netflix and shit they can curse,
<v Speaker 2>right fucker.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, she would get the bet immediately at my company.
<v Speaker 2>So Fully says, hold on a second, there, Brie, I
<v Speaker 2>think there may have been a slight misunderstanding. I did
<v Speaker 2>not say the winner because a future Devis Champions match.
<v Speaker 2>What you do get is the opportunity you give a
<v Speaker 2>kiss to a superstar of your choice between now and Christmas.
<v Speaker 2>Happy Holidays.
<v Speaker 1>Kill this fucking company, man, just I hate.
<v Speaker 2>This fucking place.
<v Speaker 1>Man, Just kill this fucking company. I couldn't believe it.
<v Speaker 1>So she wins the fucking match. She does the title
<v Speaker 1>belt taunt. She took the match thinking I'll get a
<v Speaker 1>title shot and no, Mick fole as Santa says, no,
<v Speaker 1>you get to kiss somebody on the roster.
<v Speaker 2>Great.
<v Speaker 1>I quit, Great, they quit, Mick, I quit, me and
<v Speaker 1>everyone here we all fucking quit, and we're going to
<v Speaker 1>ov W.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're going. It's there's no better place to be
<v Speaker 2>right now than OVW. Fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>The pipeline to TNA is growing every day.
<v Speaker 2>Guarantee they kiss, I mean she kisses Hornswoggle or some
<v Speaker 2>shit too.
<v Speaker 1>Man, I bet it's the Dani Bryant thing.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was thinking the Daniel Bryant thing, but I
<v Speaker 2>wasn't sure if he's about to turn or not. She
<v Speaker 2>should kiss Hornswoggle, my man.
<v Speaker 1>So Big Show Pilman eyes Mark Henry's ankle at Survivor
<v Speaker 1>Series nine days ago.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Big Show uh punched him in the face and
<v Speaker 2>knocked him out and then Mark Henry I think because
<v Speaker 2>Mark Henry got himself in mentally disqualified in the match
<v Speaker 2>and Big Show took it to that next level and
<v Speaker 2>he wrapped a chair around his leg and set his
<v Speaker 2>big assle on it.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I mean the still of him dropping the leg
<v Speaker 1>in slow mow was nuts.
<v Speaker 2>He's got to be done right, Like that's taking you
<v Speaker 2>out for a minute, but I guess only a week.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's not one hundred percent for this match tonight
<v Speaker 1>against Deep Bryan BOYD Bryant, Chucky Ducky Quack Black Deep Brye.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, I forgot about D Bryan legit until you just
<v Speaker 2>said that. That's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>WWE did you know last night Raw was the number
<v Speaker 1>one socially active show on all of television? Crushers a
<v Speaker 1>sing off, Gossip Girl and Two and a Half Men made.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, First of all, I'm talking way more about Two
<v Speaker 2>and a half Men. Who knows what the boys were
<v Speaker 2>getting up to on that episode.
<v Speaker 1>Like Charlie Sheen was probably by winning.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they hey love doing this. This ship was so cringey.
<v Speaker 2>They were jerking themselves off nuts about nothing. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>more people talked about Raw than the sing off. Holy shit. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Two and a half Men was thirty minutes long.
<v Speaker 2>Men men, men, men, Yeah, fuck Raw? Are you kidding me?
<v Speaker 2>Oh man?
<v Speaker 1>Oh man? You just how a lot of sex to you?
<v Speaker 2>Sit, Charlie, he's laid again. He has six girlfriends.
<v Speaker 3>I about to get socially active about this show. Wow,
<v Speaker 3>Charlie Sheen's talking on this episode. A lot of secks
<v Speaker 3>in this one. Me boxing my friend men man.
<v Speaker 2>Me listening to it and laughing in the car.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the second match of the evening.
<v Speaker 1>Justin Gabriel versus Gender mahole this Uh.
<v Speaker 2>I feel like the matches that we see on the show.
<v Speaker 2>If I boot it up WWE twelve and did like
<v Speaker 2>a first week of Universe mode, it would be this show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, this is Ginger Mahal before the gas.
<v Speaker 2>This is Gender Mahal before the beard, before the aura.
<v Speaker 1>Is what you say before he was the Maharajah.
<v Speaker 2>That's goddamn right. And this is Justin Gabriel, the Derewolf,
<v Speaker 2>that's what they call him. The fans have been calling that.
<v Speaker 2>They said that on commentary, they said the WW universe
<v Speaker 2>has taken a calling of the Drewolf.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Gender cuts a promo. He says America sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, dude, he cuts a promo in his language,
<v Speaker 2>and then he ends up by saying that's exactly what's
<v Speaker 2>wrong with this country, which I thought was funny as shit. Well,
<v Speaker 2>running down in America and then just sending it with it.
<v Speaker 2>And that's what I'm talking about.
<v Speaker 1>I won the promo battle.
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do about it?
<v Speaker 1>Gender is actually pretty snug in this match. I actually
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed his work here in this one.
<v Speaker 2>I did too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I kind of wish Justin Gabriel would have shown
<v Speaker 1>a little more fire here. I felt like Gender kind
<v Speaker 1>of took over the whole match.
<v Speaker 2>Here Justin Gabriel, I thought was always a guy that
<v Speaker 2>he had potential, Like I I don't ever remember thinking like,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he had that shit dialed in too. Who
<v Speaker 2>look on the fucking dude too. I don't remember his
<v Speaker 2>theme song at all.
<v Speaker 1>Did I remember everyone was calling him the dearwolf dude?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? I mean, like I just so you know,
<v Speaker 2>like I was one of the first ones like started that.
<v Speaker 1>Me when I'm socially active watching the Settlement show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the wolf, and the crowd's also calling Kofe
<v Speaker 2>the wildcat.
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Gender hits a nice kitchen sink here on Justin
<v Speaker 1>Gabriel sends him flying with the underhook souplex. Gender Gord
<v Speaker 1>busters Gabriel on the top rope chokes him out on
<v Speaker 1>the ropes. Like I said, I mean, he's doing a
<v Speaker 1>lot of snug work here. It look good.
<v Speaker 2>Well, just in case you didn't know, by the way, James,
<v Speaker 2>did you know that Gender and Teddy Biassi are feuding here?
<v Speaker 2>Josh says, uh, you know, Gender is growing disgusted of
<v Speaker 2>the actions of Teddy Biassi and Cole says he should be,
<v Speaker 2>and I'll explain in just a minute. They don't go
<v Speaker 2>to commercial or anything. The matter just keeps going. He
<v Speaker 2>just didn't feel like talking about it yet. So he
<v Speaker 2>does the cordbuster on the rope and then Cole says,
<v Speaker 2>you know, gender says DEBSI runs around saying he's a
<v Speaker 2>common man now and hangs out with the dB C
<v Speaker 2>posse out in the parking lot. Uh do you remember
<v Speaker 2>that that that was like his uh his zach rider
<v Speaker 2>movement right, and he has a mustache, he does, and
<v Speaker 2>he does have a mustache. Uh. And Cole says, well,
<v Speaker 2>he didn't just give up the money from from his trust.
<v Speaker 2>But he didn't give it up. He spent it all
<v Speaker 2>the trust fund from his father, millions of dollars. He
<v Speaker 2>spent that money and now he has no option but
<v Speaker 2>to work for minimum wage and hang out with these
<v Speaker 2>losers in the parking lot. And Josh says, you have
<v Speaker 2>no idea what you're talking about. And Cole says, I
<v Speaker 2>have sources that have teld me that signed my former
<v Speaker 2>news reporters sitting there with a tie on.
<v Speaker 1>Outfit.
<v Speaker 2>So dB yeah fan favorite now because he's poor.
<v Speaker 1>I got from I got.
<v Speaker 2>From lady love me, oh my cash, I don't have
<v Speaker 2>any boarding with it.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Ted dbi Assi's here. He has a mustache because
<v Speaker 1>it's November.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean fucking I mean, he doesn't keep
<v Speaker 2>this thing. It doesn't really even try.
<v Speaker 1>Which is you know he had a mustache once he did?
<v Speaker 2>So did Eli Cottonwood? You have any idea that is so? Eli?
<v Speaker 2>Remember you? Okay, you'll know it if I when I
<v Speaker 2>explained her. He was the guy on NXT where they
<v Speaker 2>did a promo battle and he cut a promo and
<v Speaker 2>he talked about his mustache. I'll show you this, dude,
<v Speaker 2>I'll show I'll show you when we're done here. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>that's all I know him for.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay.
<v Speaker 2>Also, Eli Cottonwood was supposed to be in Brodie Lee
<v Speaker 2>spot in Wyatt's crew.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, wow, and glad that didn't happen. Well, Ted
<v Speaker 1>Dbias with the mustache comes down. He starts giving away gifts.
<v Speaker 1>I assume they're not great gifts because they just told
<v Speaker 1>me he has no money.
<v Speaker 2>They were Metel figures James oh Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I mean twenty people give those things away, right.
<v Speaker 2>That might have been the first. That might have been
<v Speaker 2>when the year like they first started making matels.
<v Speaker 1>Like we hated again.
<v Speaker 2>I did.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hell, yeah, we did.
<v Speaker 2>We hated Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, I'm with you.
<v Speaker 2>I'm back, I'm with you.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he gave away shitty Metel figures, and Gender Mahog
<v Speaker 1>gets distracted. He was trying to tell him that the
<v Speaker 1>Jacks figures were way better.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, yeah, fuck, And Gender's looking at me and says, dude,
<v Speaker 2>you gotta go to TNA. They're about to get the
<v Speaker 2>Marvel line. Like, shit's pretty fucking cool over there, Dude.
<v Speaker 1>You can go down to ov W. It's a straight
<v Speaker 1>pipeline to TNA. We're talking Spike TV. We're talking a
<v Speaker 1>full beard for you, Shitney. Yeah, they'll get your dad
<v Speaker 1>in there. Did you start a company? Remember that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he got so distracted he said all of that,
<v Speaker 2>which left him losing. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Justin Gabriel the Dear Wolf, he came behind him. He
<v Speaker 1>hit an STO and then the four fifty and picked
<v Speaker 1>up the win.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean he crushed them with the four fifty.
<v Speaker 2>Was actually a pretty good distance away too.
<v Speaker 1>And he's got he's got a fun Like I said,
<v Speaker 1>the four to fifty is dope. Yeah, that's a guy that,
<v Speaker 1>like I would use on the video game sometimes. Justin
<v Speaker 1>Gabriel because yeah, I loved using guys with the moves.
<v Speaker 1>You know that that this, you know this really was
<v Speaker 1>a real feel good moment for the w W universe
<v Speaker 1>when Justin Gabriel beat Gender.
<v Speaker 2>Mahall, you're reading Twitter, Wow, this episode of Smacktown is
<v Speaker 2>pretty socially active right now. Like I'm feeling socially active
<v Speaker 2>as I watched Wow. Fuck yeah, good stuff. Man. Well,
<v Speaker 2>Gender is very unhappy as Deboss continues to give out
<v Speaker 2>shitty matel figures to the crowd, like just all of them,
<v Speaker 2>and they're like they're they're fucking they're not even elites.
<v Speaker 2>Like he's giving out basics to the crowd, like figures.
<v Speaker 1>Do we fucking need? Man? Don't you guys want to more?
<v Speaker 1>Viscera ones.
<v Speaker 2>Ude James has been begging for a world's largest love
<v Speaker 2>machine Viscera. I mean one, wwe I don't think just
<v Speaker 2>has the license. Surely one of these fucking people that
<v Speaker 2>make there's seven hundred companies that make Hasbro figures, now,
<v Speaker 2>can we get one to make a world's largest love
<v Speaker 2>machine Vecera?
<v Speaker 1>Hey Matt Cardona, Hey Brian Myers, Yeah Myers, Look we
<v Speaker 1>both got red hair, right, I like Raving. I just
<v Speaker 1>watched the documentary We Love ECW. Dude, Yeah, you were
<v Speaker 1>in the documentary, yes, dude, Yeah right, So hook us up, man,
<v Speaker 1>get the viscera license come through. We'll buy a bunch
<v Speaker 1>of them. I'll give them out on the show. I
<v Speaker 1>literally will buy a ton of them and we'll just
<v Speaker 1>give them out on the show, like Ted Dbasi. So
<v Speaker 1>we go backstage. Mick Foley is here as the USO's
<v Speaker 1>showed them their entrance dance.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're trying to teach them the hakka, and uh,
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't you know it? I look behind them and oh
<v Speaker 2>my god, it's Greg and Mara's school. Dude. How did
<v Speaker 2>they get Greg from t A Here, he's got fucking
<v Speaker 2>from e W. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>You know the pipeline is nuts, like what an Easter
<v Speaker 1>egg really for the fans, the real fans.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's here, he was invited to the Christmas party. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>and he's talking to Roddy Piper. They probably are both
<v Speaker 2>talking about their time in TNA.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Roddy's was pretty nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I fucking was gonna kills. Yeah that's right, you know,
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, the whole thing. So Piper is here and
<v Speaker 2>he says, Oh, Santa Claus, the guy with the hair
<v Speaker 2>on his jaws, I gotta wish to make. I want
<v Speaker 2>a new a straight jacket. Donda, and fucking mc foley's
<v Speaker 2>walks away from him. Well, Hornswoggles fired up. Uh and
<v Speaker 2>he's fucking going like Donny Thornberry.
<v Speaker 1>No, dude, Hornswaggle's gimmick is glep from smiling friends. Oh, like, dude,
<v Speaker 1>almost exactly. You haven't seen the new season yet. No,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna spoil it for you.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, Okay.
<v Speaker 1>They come from similar upbringings.
<v Speaker 2>Too, Is this similar outcomes?
<v Speaker 1>Well, they're both employed. Yes, and that's a fucking w man.
<v Speaker 1>I'll drink to that.
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, gets some eggnog, Yeah, dude, okay, I love
<v Speaker 2>Hornswoggle too, And he pours off some eggnog here and
<v Speaker 2>Santa's gone, but Dusty Rhodes walks up. I mean everybody's
<v Speaker 2>here at this party, man, Dusty Roads walks up the hey,
<v Speaker 2>how you doing? What are you doing there? And Hornswoggle says,
<v Speaker 2>and Dusty said, Dusty says, you want to what you want?
<v Speaker 2>A truck? How about how about a president? No, no president,
<v Speaker 2>how about a picture? Hey?
<v Speaker 1>Man? First off, let me just say this, seeing Dusty
<v Speaker 1>Rods on this show, what's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I was super excited to see Dusty Rood.
<v Speaker 1>Me too, like, wow, he's fucking great. He craking great.
<v Speaker 2>I love the uh the.
<v Speaker 1>Ralph Lauren Polo t tugged into the jeans. He looked
<v Speaker 1>very good. Yes, and I love his idea. Here when
<v Speaker 1>he presented to Hornswoggle.
<v Speaker 2>He says, to Hornswoggle, so you want to you want
<v Speaker 2>to truck? How about a plevit? No president, how about
<v Speaker 2>a picture of Lady Gaga?
<v Speaker 1>Said?
<v Speaker 2>What I mean?
<v Speaker 1>I would take Dusty Rhodes up on that? What do you.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna pick that Lady Gaga.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna figure out to speak English and I'm coming
<v Speaker 1>back and I swear to God, I'm taking you off
<v Speaker 1>on that offer.
<v Speaker 2>Was frustrated. He didn't like the idea.
<v Speaker 1>It seemed like he just didn't understand. He's a young boy.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking what the fuck is he talking?
<v Speaker 1>A young thirty six?
<v Speaker 2>All right, horns Woggle gets frustrated. He walks away, and
<v Speaker 2>Dusty Road says this with people here and then bye,
<v Speaker 2>god bye God. The camera pans out and it's fucking
<v Speaker 2>gold Dust. Yea cold Dust is here and he's kind
<v Speaker 2>of fucking sand head on. He's in an ugly Christmas sweater.
<v Speaker 2>I could not believe it. I like what this is
<v Speaker 2>like a fucked up roster man, my son, all of
<v Speaker 2>his sons are on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fucking pretty sweet man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, goldst says, Dusty Road says, some weird people here
<v Speaker 2>in gold Dust says I've noticed, and he does the
<v Speaker 2>and Dusty Roads shakes his head and leaves, and we
<v Speaker 2>go back and the users are still trying to teach
<v Speaker 2>Santa how to do their entrance and finally says, yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>remember when your dad was busted open and you guys
<v Speaker 2>were crying.
<v Speaker 1>Remember when the undertaker threw him off the hell and
<v Speaker 1>sell into that truck?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Can we can? We like, I'm trying to do
<v Speaker 2>the fucking you know, like the entrance here and got that.
<v Speaker 1>Well, David is now here, by the way, he has
<v Speaker 1>a message for John Larnidis. Yeah, message from I guess
<v Speaker 1>not for I have a message for John laroniis what's
<v Speaker 1>that I hate your guns?
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, but well, David Otunga says, uh listen, John Laurnidis.
<v Speaker 2>Uh fucking says that if you're gonna play any holiday
<v Speaker 2>music here, yeah, yeah, that's you. You could have played
<v Speaker 2>the all day music here. It's gonna be legally cleared
<v Speaker 2>with the public domain. No fucking way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go ahead and shut the fucking party down.
<v Speaker 2>He says, let's shut the party down. And for some reason,
<v Speaker 2>Ronnie Piper says, I chick through with us. Now he's
<v Speaker 2>just starts singing songs he doesn't own. So uh. Foley says,
<v Speaker 2>you know, technically, legally, you being here on SmackDown, you're
<v Speaker 2>officially SmackDown talent. Not how that fucking works. But he says,
<v Speaker 2>I could place you in a miracle and thirty fourth
<v Speaker 2>Street fight, and Otngua says, all right, who would be
<v Speaker 2>my opponent? He'll be Randy Orton. He's gonna not enjoy
<v Speaker 2>his match. He'll get.
<v Speaker 1>Say, so we get a pre tape here, it's Kine.
<v Speaker 1>My name is Jane.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Caine resurrected, which means he has to be in
<v Speaker 2>a shitty basement with some chains in his stupid mass like,
<v Speaker 2>grow up?
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember this? So Cain returns? Is there in
<v Speaker 1>the John Cena and Mark Henry match?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Is this the welders mask Caine.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, the welders mass Cane. And then he takes
<v Speaker 1>the mask off and he reveals an even a worse mask,
<v Speaker 1>the faroll up mask, and then you see him in
<v Speaker 1>maybe his worst gear ever.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, what a shitty Like damn, that gear sucked.
<v Speaker 2>That sucked us, and they changed his music. I don't
<v Speaker 2>even know if I disliked the music as much, but
<v Speaker 2>it was just a combination of shit, like what the
<v Speaker 2>fuck are you doing?
<v Speaker 1>Two weeks ago on Raw, Cody threw water in Booker
<v Speaker 1>T's face at commentary.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why what the hell?
<v Speaker 1>That's probably what book said.
<v Speaker 2>That's what he was fucking feeling internally and socially. He
<v Speaker 2>probably was also zeg on Twitter. Yeah, like I guess
<v Speaker 2>Booker T. Cody said, like, you know, he was standing
<v Speaker 2>next to the commentary table, so you know I can
<v Speaker 2>hear you, right what ll.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he's always saying that, what the hell?
<v Speaker 2>And uh then uh yeah, he throws drink in his
<v Speaker 2>face and Booker's piss and Cole says, I was sitting
<v Speaker 2>next to Booker and that was absolutely awesome. It's about Timmy.
<v Speaker 2>He took you loudmouth announcers to task, and Josh says, okay,
<v Speaker 2>and he says, I understand, you've brought some footage from
<v Speaker 2>the hottest selling video game, w W twelve, and they do.
<v Speaker 2>They show Cody versus Booker in the w W twelve
<v Speaker 2>game and one two things here. One they had black
<v Speaker 2>stripe ic title, which like, got damn, guys, you could't
<v Speaker 2>have just modited this a ton a little edit for
<v Speaker 2>this fucking thing too. This is the legendary fucked up
<v Speaker 2>Booker T model.
<v Speaker 1>He looks insane in this game, man, I mean looks nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Whenever anyone compares the Booker T model, it's always w
<v Speaker 1>W twelve Booker T versus TNA impact Booker T.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, dude, like, dude, this, dude, I mean this picture.
<v Speaker 1>It's this picture. I can almost remember it vividly. It's
<v Speaker 1>this picture with impact text on the bottom that says,
<v Speaker 1>what the hell like this was used all the time
<v Speaker 1>Booker T U W toll with impact text in the bottom.
<v Speaker 1>What the hell, dude? I mean like Booker T. I've
<v Speaker 1>used Booker T so much in these games, and I
<v Speaker 1>just remember just what the fuck happened to you?
<v Speaker 2>Man? Unbelieved dude. The comparison pictures of the TNA one
<v Speaker 2>is like the baddiest fucking thing ever.
<v Speaker 1>Did, Like those are those are the two images I
<v Speaker 1>remember the most from this is Yeah, that would be
<v Speaker 1>twelve and tena Impact comparison, and the picture of his
<v Speaker 1>entrance with Impact text what the hell yeah? And to
<v Speaker 1>top it all off, like you mentioned, Cody Roads hits
<v Speaker 1>the Crossroads and retains the outdated Inner Championship.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah the fuck it's also an old Crossroads animation, not
<v Speaker 2>even the way he does it well.
<v Speaker 1>Cody Rhoads attacks Booker T from behind backstage and he
<v Speaker 1>hits him and he hits them with the Icy belt,
<v Speaker 1>the updated one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they fucking updated it for this running. Yeah. Matt Striker,
<v Speaker 2>in an elf hat was asking Booker what he thought
<v Speaker 2>about his match and like what is going a wrong
<v Speaker 2>with him? And then Booker says, I don't know, and
<v Speaker 2>then he got hit with the Icy title.
<v Speaker 1>Josh Matthews as an elf asked Booker what is his
<v Speaker 1>thoughts on this, and Booker T probably said what the hell? Well?
<v Speaker 1>Sanctuary is right after SmackDown on sci Fi. Yes, everyone
<v Speaker 1>want to remember Sanctuary.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I love the sci fi classic. Sanctuary
<v Speaker 2>had all my favorite actors on it this Canadian TV
<v Speaker 2>series when the enigmatic doctor Helen Magnus and her team
<v Speaker 2>forensic psychiatrics doctor will Zimmerman, tech genius Henry and Helen's
<v Speaker 2>daughter Ashley, study the eerie beings most humans dismissed as
<v Speaker 2>the imaginary stuff of nightmares, but who secretly are living
<v Speaker 2>and moving about in the modern world in this sci
<v Speaker 2>fi series that is filmed with the extensive use of
<v Speaker 2>green screens in virtual sets. That's what I remember, Booker
<v Speaker 2>t e.
<v Speaker 1>Show Sanctuary.
<v Speaker 2>What the hell?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So now we have Kofi Kingston versus Tyson Kid.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Kofe's won half of the tag champions. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what boom? Is it Evan Bourne?
<v Speaker 1>Air boom? I assume air boom.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking cool. I like them.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I mean this was a fun tag team
<v Speaker 1>for sure.
<v Speaker 2>Well.
<v Speaker 1>KOFE has a very impressive start in this match before
<v Speaker 1>Tyson Kid cuts him off in the corner and drop
<v Speaker 1>kicks him. Kofe's athleticism here can't be understated. I mean
<v Speaker 1>there was a point here where he goes to do
<v Speaker 1>the flip on the rope to get out of like
<v Speaker 1>a wristlock. I believe he was in. Yeah, and the
<v Speaker 1>way he floats over and uses his feet is just
<v Speaker 1>super dope. I mean, just a guy that wrestles a lot.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he was on every house.
<v Speaker 2>Show, loop, Holy Fun.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was a baby face. Yeah, it was super
<v Speaker 1>refreshing to see just a super over babyface doing his thing.
<v Speaker 1>I liked it a lot.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's I mean fantastic shape. I mean twenty
<v Speaker 2>eleven Kofe is still you know, I mean fucking Kofey
<v Speaker 2>today is still doing fucking crazy shit. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if this guy ever slowed down, but yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 2>a ton of potential here. You can obviously see why
<v Speaker 2>people got behind this guy. He did tons of cool
<v Speaker 2>sit just as you said, great baby face, super.
<v Speaker 1>Easy to cheer man, super nicy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah man, I mean fucking I mean, look how long
<v Speaker 2>it took him to turn him like of course, like goddamn.
<v Speaker 2>On commentary, Cole says, well, Booker is being evaluated by
<v Speaker 2>medical personnel as we speak, but his match with Cody
<v Speaker 2>will not happen. Okay, yeah, we just canceled it. Yeah, okay,
<v Speaker 2>fucking great, So Cody's not wrestling at all? Cool?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Tyson Kid locks in a dragon sleeper here. As
<v Speaker 1>Kofe works up, they do a double line double down.
<v Speaker 1>Kofe starts his comeback here hits two lines, a drop
<v Speaker 1>kick and a big jumping line straight from the video game.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the fucking Kofe comeback into the boom drop.
<v Speaker 1>He heads to the corner to taunt for trouble in Paradise,
<v Speaker 1>but Tyson kid powders good stuff here. Well, Kofe chases
<v Speaker 1>him down. He gets distracted by Michael Cole addressed as
<v Speaker 1>Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer with a tie on, and
<v Speaker 1>Kofe grabs the head piece from the Rudolph outfit.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, yeah, he says, take it off, and then he
<v Speaker 2>takes it off, and Cole says, well, good, you can
<v Speaker 2>have it. I don't know if Kofe understood that he
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to wear that that wasn't related to him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Michael Cole was actually super excited to wear the
<v Speaker 1>Rudolph outfit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Tyson tries to attack Kofe, but Kofe gets the upper hand,
<v Speaker 1>so Kovie puts on the rein deer head piece with
<v Speaker 1>the nose, heads up to the top rope and hits
<v Speaker 1>a crossbody press for the three. He gets way up
<v Speaker 1>there and picks up the win here against Tyson Kid.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed this match a lot, and I thought that,
<v Speaker 1>you know, Kofe, this felt. I know it sounds weird,
<v Speaker 1>but maybe it's because Kofe and Tyson are a little
<v Speaker 1>more locked in to what they need to do here.
<v Speaker 1>But I thought that Kofe's being up the whole match
<v Speaker 1>while Tyson Kidd is just chasing at nothing, trying to
<v Speaker 1>get up on this guy. I thought it played out
<v Speaker 1>super well. I was super impressed with this match.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, in a world where all the matches are
<v Speaker 2>getting you know, no time at all, they did everything
<v Speaker 2>that they could to fucking get something here. Told a
<v Speaker 2>good story, everyone got over in the process. They called
<v Speaker 2>back to it later in the fucking Battle Royal too,
<v Speaker 2>So I think they did good work here. I gotta
<v Speaker 2>say so.
<v Speaker 1>Horace Waggle's here, He's trying to put an ornament on
<v Speaker 1>and uh, Caitlyn comes up and decides to be very
<v Speaker 1>mean to him.
<v Speaker 2>I think she just turned and she comes up and says,
<v Speaker 2>fuck you, Dylan Postal for some reason, I don't know
<v Speaker 2>why she did. That's our fucking friend Dylan Postle, God
<v Speaker 2>damn it, and uh yeah, she says, you need a
<v Speaker 2>little help. Maybe should ask Sama this year to be
<v Speaker 2>a little taller, and Hornswoggle is upset about this and
<v Speaker 2>he leaves as he should, like, what the fuck that's
<v Speaker 2>fucked up?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Back the fuck up?
<v Speaker 2>Man. Well, Teddy longest here is with Seamus, and Seamus says, hey, Teddy.
<v Speaker 1>It's a shameful thing.
<v Speaker 2>A lot.
<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of money. I wound up dead
<v Speaker 1>something like that.
<v Speaker 2>Teddy alongs with Seamus, and Seamus says Teddy, So there's
<v Speaker 2>no confusing like there was with the divas earlier. What
<v Speaker 2>isn't all I want for Christmas?
<v Speaker 1>Battle Royal?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, fella, I've got no problem battering nineteen other
<v Speaker 2>superstars just for the fun of it. I'm just curious.
<v Speaker 2>And Teddy says Seamus, I don't know. I didn't book
<v Speaker 2>this fucking shitty show. That was all MiG Foley's doing.
<v Speaker 2>This sucks, but whatever it is is worth it, so
<v Speaker 2>you should try to win. And then porn music starts
<v Speaker 2>playing and the lights go purple, and and I remember Oxana,
<v Speaker 2>and I remember that this is what they did with Oxana,
<v Speaker 2>and she walks up and Teddy says, shames, if you'll
<v Speaker 2>excuse me, and Axana says, Teddy, I'm sorry, I'm late.
<v Speaker 2>I was mistletoe match and Teddy says all right, and
<v Speaker 2>Oxana says, oh, you having such a good party. You know,
<v Speaker 2>back in Lithuania, we didn't have a such a big
<v Speaker 2>Christmas party. And Teddy says, oh, what'd you do? And
<v Speaker 2>Oxana says, we just got a new shovel each year. Anyway, it.
<v Speaker 1>Got new shovel. Yeah, that big shelvel.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that big sho.
<v Speaker 1>That golden shovel.
<v Speaker 2>She says, what does it mean mistletoe? And Teddy says, well,
<v Speaker 2>we're standing under one, so I think you should do
<v Speaker 2>what comes natural and he leans in for a kiss,
<v Speaker 2>and then Oxana starts eating the missiletoe. Teddy says, how's
<v Speaker 2>that and Axana says, oh, it's so good, it's tickling
<v Speaker 2>my tonsils.
<v Speaker 1>Wwe rewind presented by GoldenEye Double O seven reloaded on
<v Speaker 1>the PS three. I didn't play this man. They get
<v Speaker 1>so much mileage out of the Golden Eyed Deal good
<v Speaker 1>I still do. Yeah, they're actually coming out with a
<v Speaker 1>new one, not GoldenEye Double O seven they're trying to
<v Speaker 1>relaunch the series. It kind of looked like a far
<v Speaker 1>Cry announcement when I watched it. Lenny Kravitz is the
<v Speaker 1>villain in this one. Everyone knows Lenny Kravitz.
<v Speaker 2>America more mon, I know that, right, gotta pay my game.
<v Speaker 1>Uber's fucking crashing again. He still was a connect please.
<v Speaker 2>Ah fuck dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Gold and Eye Double seven reloaded. I mean they
<v Speaker 1>got mileage off that GoldenEye deal for so long because
<v Speaker 1>GoldenEye is an absolute classic on the N sixty four.
<v Speaker 1>Another underrated Double O seven game that I actually picked
<v Speaker 1>up the other day when uh, and what store do
<v Speaker 1>we go to? Oh?
<v Speaker 2>It was limited run? Yes, limited run, which fucking cool
<v Speaker 2>store by.
<v Speaker 1>The way, Yeah, it's dope. They had Double O seven
<v Speaker 1>Night Fire. Uh And I picked that game. Super fun
<v Speaker 1>fucking game if no one's ever played it. There's a
<v Speaker 1>map that's a snow map and you can stand on
<v Speaker 1>top of the building with Odd Job and throw the
<v Speaker 1>hat and it's so fucking funny. I'll never forget playing
<v Speaker 1>Split Screw my Buddy's fucking Odd Job Double seven Hat
<v Speaker 1>Kills And like there was like the what do you
<v Speaker 1>call that? Like you know you get in it too. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>it's like a gondola.
<v Speaker 2>Is that? Is that what it's called? Yes?
<v Speaker 1>Is it gondola? Yeah, so you get in the gondola
<v Speaker 1>and then you can snipe him out of the gondola
<v Speaker 1>with the hat. It was super fucking fun. I'll never
<v Speaker 1>forget that game. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>You also got a ton of ornaments and we're talking
<v Speaker 2>about it for as a write off.
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, yeah, dude, sick ornaments that I got.
<v Speaker 4>Uh, fucking gotta be honest. I love I love Charlie Brown.
<v Speaker 4>You know that guy's always giving trouble. Charlie Brown and
<v Speaker 4>Snoopy Woodstock.
<v Speaker 1>You know that's deadlock. Yeah, just three OG's doing that thing.
<v Speaker 1>Sounds Yeah, we bought those and uh it was very
<v Speaker 1>crucial for this part of the show.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Yes, thank you. That was the hallmark part
<v Speaker 2>of the show. Thank you.
<v Speaker 1>So Dolph Ziggler and Randy Orton had a match. Wade
<v Speaker 1>Barrett gets on the apron and distracts Randy Orton and
<v Speaker 1>Dolph Ziggler hits the zig zag and he beats Randy Orton.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck. And because of this, David O'tonga must pay.
<v Speaker 1>Well, now we have Randy Orton versus David o'tanga Miracle
<v Speaker 1>on thirty fourth Street fight.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I know what that means.
<v Speaker 1>The trees are out, we have presence. There's a whole
<v Speaker 1>bunch of Christmas stuff out, yes.
<v Speaker 2>A lot of gifts and more importantly, Oh way, ohway,
<v Speaker 2>what are you standing next to me? Yeah? I know
<v Speaker 2>you feed a power.
<v Speaker 1>I hear voices in my shed right fucking shit. Yeah
<v Speaker 1>that's all right, I'm coming, sir. Randy takes it to
<v Speaker 1>the outside immediately here versus David o'tanga. They fight by
<v Speaker 1>the announced table as Josh Matthews as an elf, runs away.
<v Speaker 1>Randy finds a tray of Christmas cookies and eats one
<v Speaker 1>and then hits o'tanngue with the tray.
<v Speaker 2>The cook he liked that too, It was good, Yeah, Michael, Yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I think he said his mom made him or something.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I know, Michael cole ay man him would tasted like shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Fuck cold fucking sucks when it.
<v Speaker 1>Comes to cooking cookies. This guy fucking sucks on it.
<v Speaker 1>Randy Orton then puts a reef on David o'tanga and
<v Speaker 1>throws him into the steps as hard as he possibly could.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my God, he is. Randy is launching him and
<v Speaker 2>like either Orton is really throwing him or David o'touga
<v Speaker 2>said tonight, I am barrowing trees as hard as possible
<v Speaker 2>to save my job. And I mean he was killing
<v Speaker 2>these fucking things. I gotta give it to him.
<v Speaker 1>Dude in the front row loves Randy Orton. He's screaming
<v Speaker 1>r KO. He's in a cam Newton Panthers Jersey, keep pounding, bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, that's right, motherfucker.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I recognize, Like, okay, yeah, let's recognize that last
<v Speaker 2>gave you fucking head. Holy shit, Bud.
<v Speaker 1>David o'tanga hits a soup plex to Orton on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>O'tangua then grabs a candy cane wrap kindo stick and
<v Speaker 1>for some reason acts like it's his cock for a second.
<v Speaker 1>He kind of measures it up, like yeah, it was
<v Speaker 1>funny because he does that, and then it's almost like
<v Speaker 1>he has a moment of self realization, didn't do that well,
<v Speaker 1>Randy Orton's spears Otunga. He grabs the cane and uses it.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean he double legged him and beat the
<v Speaker 2>fuck out of him for a second, like almost a
<v Speaker 2>little long.
<v Speaker 1>I actually love this next part, David o'tanga is getting
<v Speaker 1>beat with his candy cane kindostick. He runs away to
<v Speaker 1>the ramp. Orton chases him down and throws a president
<v Speaker 1>at the back of his head and he falls down.
<v Speaker 2>He falls down in Orton is like trying to pursue
<v Speaker 2>and he realizes what happened. He stops, and he starts
<v Speaker 2>just straight up laughing out loud. It's ridiculous. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>pitpoy precision. You got to give it to him.
<v Speaker 1>Randy Orton points at the Christmas set. He grabs David
<v Speaker 1>o'tanga and he throws him straight into the set.
<v Speaker 2>As hard as he possibly can, and o tonguea barrel
<v Speaker 2>rollster and knocks down all the trees and there's a
<v Speaker 2>bunch of fake snow and ship And I mean, if
<v Speaker 2>you got a set like that, you gotta fucking break
<v Speaker 2>it right, like yes, the law what I thought was
<v Speaker 2>gonna happen I and maybe uh.
<v Speaker 1>I thought the rock was gonna come out.
<v Speaker 2>For the Christmas.
<v Speaker 1>So Randy Orton drags David O'tanngga down the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>for some reason whispers DDT to him and then hits
<v Speaker 1>a DDT off the apron to the floor.
<v Speaker 2>He fucking was just like, you know, threatening him. He's
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hit you with a DDT. That's what happened.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that'll get you every time. Gotta reverse correctly.
<v Speaker 2>Of course. You know, it's like when the Bucks would
<v Speaker 2>yell super kick and then do superkicks like you just
<v Speaker 2>kind of right, you know, g up four this time
<v Speaker 2>like sweetship music.
<v Speaker 1>Right there, get ready to hear that move. Wade Barrett
<v Speaker 1>then runs down. He pushes Orton into the post and
<v Speaker 1>hits a boot.
<v Speaker 2>God damn it, Wade Barrett. I okay, I will say
<v Speaker 2>though I did like Wade Barrett. I thought he was cool.
<v Speaker 2>I thought the next was cool. Uh. I even thought
<v Speaker 2>the goddamn bad News stuff was fun too, until it
<v Speaker 2>got really very apparent that it was just the very dudes,
<v Speaker 2>which was pretty quickly. Well.
<v Speaker 1>Wade Barrett throws o tongue back into the ring and
<v Speaker 1>he goes for the pin on Randy Orton, but it's
<v Speaker 1>only a two.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck, How did fucking that not beat Randy Orton.
<v Speaker 1>Orton then beats the shit out of this dude. Orton
<v Speaker 1>fire's back double line power slam.
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna okay, come back.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he does the spin into the r KO tan
<v Speaker 1>super clean.
<v Speaker 2>This was them advertising the W twelve Predator technology.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, the first taste the game, I can finally break
<v Speaker 1>up a fucking fre hooray. Yeah, I gotta say I
<v Speaker 1>love the Orton spin into the RKO ton. I think
<v Speaker 1>that's super cool.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, what a way to get a crowd fucking
<v Speaker 2>fired up, right.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this looked great. This is one of his
<v Speaker 1>better ones. I think he ever hit. I mean, he
<v Speaker 1>really gets that spin down here. It looked great. You
<v Speaker 1>remember the one where he does the jumping one against
<v Speaker 1>Mark Henry.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, holy shit, I do remember that he fires hands
<v Speaker 2>the spread leg. Yeah. Yeah, he gets really excited when
<v Speaker 2>he's doing it. The guys he's beating that he doesn't.
<v Speaker 1>Like, which is damn near the entire roster.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, So he does the spin into the r KO time,
<v Speaker 1>hits the r KO and picks up the wind.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he, I mean Orton hits that RKO and I
<v Speaker 2>mean he takes a pregnant pause before he covers the
<v Speaker 2>TAGA here, which I thought was funny.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go backstage. A doctor is putting tape on
<v Speaker 1>Mark Henry's leg, and Teddy Long comes in and says, hey, Mark.
<v Speaker 2>Which is fucking mean.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what the hell is his problem?
<v Speaker 2>He says, hey, Mark, what's wrong? You got any Christmas spirit?
<v Speaker 2>Mark Henry says, Christmas spirit? I want to be in
<v Speaker 2>this mess. If it wasn't for you, I want to
<v Speaker 2>be defending my title, and if it wasn't for a
<v Speaker 2>Big Show, I want to be limping around here in
<v Speaker 2>a walking boot. Now, hold on, sat On fucking McK
<v Speaker 2>foley book this match. Why is Teddy Long getting the heat?
<v Speaker 1>I also love that Big Show had to pilmanize Mark
<v Speaker 1>Henry's leg. Big Show is like seven foot something five
<v Speaker 1>hundred pounds. You could just lay on them, just step
<v Speaker 1>on it. Yeah, go off the second rope and hit
<v Speaker 1>a Vader bomb on it.
<v Speaker 2>It's just WWE.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let me pilmanize you with a regular sized chair
<v Speaker 3>and then I'm gonna chair and do a leg drop
<v Speaker 3>to it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, the whole deal there was nuts. This
<v Speaker 1>is also, by the way, this is WMD Big Show.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, it is with the b right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's just hitting that shit out of nowhere.
<v Speaker 2>Now he's popping motherfuckers with that shit. So Mark says,
<v Speaker 2>I'll take care of a big show at TLC, which
<v Speaker 2>I believe with TLC's where Brian wins the belt.
<v Speaker 1>If I'm not miss TLC's where big show uses the
<v Speaker 1>big weapons.
<v Speaker 2>Which is sick as fuck. I don't know in my
<v Speaker 2>brain there was a big chair, but I could be
<v Speaker 2>making that up.
<v Speaker 1>Golden ladder. How about you get that golden chef. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that golden sir.
<v Speaker 2>Bark says Daniel Brian a message, and you know what,
<v Speaker 2>I am in the Christmas spirit. I'm in the spirit
<v Speaker 2>of giving, and I'm gonna give Daniel Brian the worst
<v Speaker 2>whooping he's ever had in his life. His dream is
<v Speaker 2>going to be the nightmare before Christmas. If I was
<v Speaker 2>you get out of my face.
<v Speaker 1>No, And Teddy Long said, dude, I don't know, man
<v Speaker 1>to Keshi Mooreshima really put a number on this dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's Retina is fucked. Dude, his face low
<v Speaker 2>key like a ton could you could really yeah, please
<v Speaker 2>get that right. You can really fucking do some damage here.
<v Speaker 2>This guy is begging to get punched in the head.
<v Speaker 1>Didn't you lose to the big chef.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I don't know if you noticed the
<v Speaker 2>doctor that was wrapping up his leg was wrapping like
<v Speaker 2>over his boot. I'm not a doctor, but maybe I
<v Speaker 2>misunderstand what the rap would do in that situation.
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, I'd be, but.
<v Speaker 2>I have a doctor.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Last Friday, Big Show in the Leather Jacket hit
<v Speaker 1>the w m D on Mark Henry after Mark Henry
<v Speaker 1>called him.
<v Speaker 2>A loser, the world's largest loser, and Daniel.
<v Speaker 1>Brian decided it was time to cash in on SmackDown and.
<v Speaker 2>Like, the people are happy because Mark Henry is a
<v Speaker 2>heel and Daniel's a baby, so it's okay.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Daniel Brian tries to cash in the money in
<v Speaker 1>the bank briefcase, but it was reversed because Mark Henry
<v Speaker 1>was not medically cleared to compete.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck ever?
<v Speaker 1>Like, Mark Henry not medically cleared to compete, So a
<v Speaker 1>big show beat the fuck out of him. He's like,
<v Speaker 1>come here.
<v Speaker 2>And then after a week after Big Show beat the
<v Speaker 2>fuck out of him, Mark Henry is cleared.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, Big
<v Speaker 1>show just coming out of nowhere with it. Bah, that
<v Speaker 1>is funny as fuck? Where did that come from?
<v Speaker 2>You know that the whole time, dude, his whole career,
<v Speaker 2>or maybe he only fine tuned it in the last
<v Speaker 2>few years.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Yeah, I mean it comes out of nowhere. There's
<v Speaker 1>no drawback, there's no hotel. I mean he's sitting here
<v Speaker 1>in the leather jacket and just get on the right
<v Speaker 1>fist and jabs margultry. He falls. Wow, man, he's like poton,
<v Speaker 1>that's nuts, rock hands. What did you say? He comes
<v Speaker 1>down to.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck fuck shit.
<v Speaker 1>Now it's time for the All I Want for Christmas
<v Speaker 1>Battle Royal. Yay, Honica, it's an entrance, gets an entrance,
<v Speaker 1>Hornswago gets an entrance, and those are your three stars
<v Speaker 1>for this match.
<v Speaker 2>And Hornswoggle gets top billing.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Hu Knuko getting his own entrance was fucking awesome, Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was fired.
<v Speaker 1>I actually really enjoyed. Who to go at w Ee
<v Speaker 1>me too, I remember, yeah, I remember watching at the time.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, this guy's actually like good.
<v Speaker 2>I like this dude. Well he was faxing Kara.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>And then they took the mask off and it became
<v Speaker 2>Hounako and he had Camacho with him and they had
<v Speaker 2>the bike.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, and now uh, Camacho's in the bloodline.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fucking shit, would you like to I actually was
<v Speaker 2>able to get I believe everybody in the match. Would
<v Speaker 2>you like the rundown? Uh?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the only one I really it stuck
<v Speaker 1>out to me. I was like, holy shit, it was
<v Speaker 1>Percy Watson. Oh yeah, Oh my god, Persy Watson. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>I can't telieve it. I was hoping you would fucking
<v Speaker 1>see him, dude. Yeah, I was fired up. Percy fucking
<v Speaker 1>Watson at a time Machine went back to go to
<v Speaker 1>the dude. That's kick ass. Percy Watson got the gear
<v Speaker 1>going on. They're giveing him a big push. He stayed
<v Speaker 1>for a long time.
<v Speaker 2>They were trying to do something here, Percy Watson. Man.
<v Speaker 2>So we got Ezekiel Jackson, JTG Johnny Curtis Tyler, Rex
<v Speaker 2>Yoshi Tatsu, Teddy b Osti, Junior, Titus O'Neil, Kurt Hawkins
<v Speaker 2>who we like, Kofi Kingston, the USO's Heath Slater, Jenner Mahall, Tyson,
<v Speaker 2>kid motherfucker, Percy Watson oh yeah, oh yeah, to go
<v Speaker 2>Seamus and Hornshoggle as well, of course. So that is
<v Speaker 2>and I think Darren Young is in the match as well.
<v Speaker 1>For like two seconds.
<v Speaker 2>He's out here first, he's the first guy out.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, Horton Suago comes out and he goes under
<v Speaker 1>the ring and the bell rings and we get started.
<v Speaker 1>Uh gender Mahaal is in this match, and so is
<v Speaker 1>Justin Gabriel. I thought it was weird. Why isn't Randy
<v Speaker 1>Orton in this match?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'res David ATNGA.
<v Speaker 1>Ezekiel Jackson and Seamus have a standoff.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you dude, Okay. I two guys that I was
<v Speaker 2>super into were fucking Ezekiel Jackson and Seamus. Dude, Like
<v Speaker 2>because I knew if they had a match, they would
<v Speaker 2>just punch each other really hard, and that may be
<v Speaker 2>happy show me power.
<v Speaker 1>Motherfucker. Johnny Curtis gets on Seamus's back. He gets eliminated
<v Speaker 1>by Seamus, and Michael Cole says, who is that dude?
<v Speaker 2>He legit says, whoever that was got eliminated Johnny and
<v Speaker 2>Josh says Johnny Curtis is who that was? I think? Okay,
<v Speaker 2>did he just retired right or is he going to?
<v Speaker 1>I think he announces retirement TNA.
<v Speaker 2>I like, I like Fondongo Johnny Curtis. I like that guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fon Dongo was fun. Yeah, cool guy Hornswaggle comes
<v Speaker 1>out from under the ring and helps eliminate Tyson Kid.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, Tyson Kids skins the cat and eliminates Teddy
<v Speaker 2>Vassi And as he's hanging on Hornswolk comes out and
<v Speaker 2>drags his legs down eliminates someone that goes back under
<v Speaker 2>the ring. How is this legal?
<v Speaker 1>We come back from commercial and I guess Percy Watson
<v Speaker 1>was eliminated during break fuck it.
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe he went under the bottom rope and to
<v Speaker 2>this day he still hasn't been eliminated. Scotty Twaddie style.
<v Speaker 1>Gender Mahal eliminates Justin Gabriel.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking legendary payback storytelling here from earlier the night. If
<v Speaker 1>you guys remember, Seamus chases down Tyler Rex on the outside. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>and then everyone else in the ring decides to kick
<v Speaker 1>Seamus's ass.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they are like all the heels are left of
<v Speaker 2>the match and they fucking stop his ass out and
<v Speaker 2>throw him into the barricade. I was a dude, it's apple.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So we were looking at the ring, we see
<v Speaker 1>the ring gender Mahal hoonico Tyler Rex and he's slater
<v Speaker 1>the Big Four of SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>They're doing the row Rumbel spot where they all stand off. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>You know what I really like about this is that
<v Speaker 1>these guys are throwing live.
<v Speaker 2>They were, dude, okay so much so that these guys
<v Speaker 2>are in the ring. I don't know if you caught this,
<v Speaker 2>but someone off camera says he's got blood all of
<v Speaker 2>his face. Is that all right? And I'm looking, I'm like,
<v Speaker 2>who gender is like fucking his mouth is busting open.
<v Speaker 1>He Slater's nose is busted open too?
<v Speaker 2>Oh was it? Hey?
<v Speaker 1>Seamus is gonna get you one or two times? I mean, listen,
<v Speaker 1>I like Shamous a lot, man.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I do too. I like he You know, this
<v Speaker 2>is twenty eleven, so I think he only came the
<v Speaker 2>main roster a year or two before this. But like
<v Speaker 2>he was always champion, dude, I always fuck yeah he was.
<v Speaker 2>I always thought Seamus was cool. The only time I
<v Speaker 2>hated Seamus was that fucking period of time where it
<v Speaker 2>was him and del Rio smack.
<v Speaker 1>Straight, yes, dude, tape SmackDown, yeah, brutal.
<v Speaker 2>Him and Big Show two oh please god.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he never looked. I mean, Seamus was gonna
<v Speaker 1>be up. He never looked vulnerable even once.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he was fucking kicking your ass. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Man, if you were gonna get this guy down, you
<v Speaker 1>better beat the fuck out.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you gotta it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually wrote here. Gender is bleeding from the mouth,
<v Speaker 1>and then he tells everyone in the ring that they
<v Speaker 1>should go attack Hornswaggle instead. So Gender actually gets Hornswaggle
<v Speaker 1>and then puts him in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Throws them in like his He lifts them up his
<v Speaker 2>entire body, puts him in the ring, and.
<v Speaker 1>They're surrounding horn Swaggle in the ring Gender mahal Hounico
<v Speaker 1>Tyler Rex and he's Slater and Swaggle keeps trying to
<v Speaker 1>run away, and they keep pushing them down.
<v Speaker 2>They're pie facing them, shoving them down, and then you're
<v Speaker 2>hurting them, dude, Yeah, they're our friend. And they surround
<v Speaker 2>them and they start bucking pushing. I'm gonna kicking them.
<v Speaker 2>I said, Hey, this is fucked up. Someone needs to
<v Speaker 2>do something about this.
<v Speaker 1>Where's Findley He's got to run down.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's his son, my son.
<v Speaker 1>He's got a new shirt on too, it's like card shirts.
<v Speaker 2>Just with Findley on it. And he's holding a really
<v Speaker 2>really fucking hard cock, which I accidentally got brindon ed
<v Speaker 2>put on the website.
<v Speaker 1>So Tyler Rex and gender Mahaal grab Hornswaggle and they're
<v Speaker 1>about to launch this dude into fucking space.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they got all his limbs.
<v Speaker 1>But Seamus comes in and he's shake hands.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone, dude, I mean, one by one, He's launching these
<v Speaker 2>fucking dudes over the top like Seamus is seamous winning
<v Speaker 2>this match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I was convinced. Seamus and Hornswaggle are
<v Speaker 1>now the last two in the ring, and Swaggle's firing up.
<v Speaker 2>Man, he's ready to fight.
<v Speaker 1>He reminds me of a Don Morocco.
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna say, Dom Greeney. I don't know why. Evan
<v Speaker 2>Don Greeney have a fucking a lot of history. They
<v Speaker 2>were ever eyed w a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Seamus tells Swaggle to get the fuck out of the ring,
<v Speaker 1>but Swaggle says, no, you get the fuck out of
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck off, fella.
<v Speaker 1>Swaggle then kicks Seamus in the shin and Seamus goozles him,
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and he puts him over the top rope,
<v Speaker 1>but horn Swoggle hangs on crazy style. Seamus is now
<v Speaker 1>shaking the rope Seamus climbs over the top rope and
<v Speaker 1>he unties Hornswaggle from the rope, and then Seamus says,
<v Speaker 1>you gotta get out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck out of here, buddy, Like, what are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>You can't? I need Seamus really needs that fucking wish
<v Speaker 2>from Santa.
<v Speaker 1>Hornswaggle asks Seamus for a hug. Seamus comes in for
<v Speaker 1>the hug and Hornswoggle pushes him off the apron and.
<v Speaker 2>Wins, Oh my, got that, little bastard.
<v Speaker 1>Seamus then gets back in the ring and starts to
<v Speaker 1>stalk Hornswaggle kick his fucking ass, but he ends up
<v Speaker 1>holding his hand up and then lifts him over his
<v Speaker 1>shoulder for a job well done.
<v Speaker 2>The torch has been passed.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah if you just ha confetti running down for this
<v Speaker 1>stealing to be an SBR two thousand and eight, FU
<v Speaker 1>twenty four to seven.
<v Speaker 2>See well, Hornswalkle does the current angle celebration like he
<v Speaker 2>just fucking want.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he gets a wish, right, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he gets a wish from Santa. Who knows what
<v Speaker 2>it could be. He could get anything he wants from
<v Speaker 2>Santa Claus.
<v Speaker 1>You know what he should have done, He should have
<v Speaker 1>whispered to Santa what he wanted backstage, and then the
<v Speaker 1>show should have ended with him standing there with a
<v Speaker 1>picture of Lady Gaga with a corny beach sandwich.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I've one of that. WW like drop
<v Speaker 2>the ball there.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're not funny enough to be able to do
<v Speaker 3>pull that at all, fucking say yeah, that would.
<v Speaker 1>Have been sick. Last Friday, Daniel Bryant beat Cody Rhodes. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>it was a four way that got him the match tonight,
<v Speaker 1>I believe, Oh it was a four way.
<v Speaker 2>It was a four way. It was Orton, Barren and
<v Speaker 2>David Bran No, not the fucking rocket Rock was not
<v Speaker 2>there and J Diesel he wasn't losing. J Diesel definitely
<v Speaker 2>not there. He's an house of truth for sure. Can't
<v Speaker 2>break contracts. Uh But yeah, Orton and Barrett's issues cost
<v Speaker 2>them the match, and it came down to Cody and Brian,
<v Speaker 2>and Cody tried to pin Brian, but Brian counted into
<v Speaker 2>the Labell Loch and he got the win. So that's
<v Speaker 2>how he got this match.
<v Speaker 1>We got backstage where Cardi Rodriguez is talking to the
<v Speaker 1>Bell at Twins, Roddy Piper is talking to Dusty Rhodes
<v Speaker 1>and Santa's now here.
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, they're talking. You know, he's worried about sena.
<v Speaker 2>I guess you know this is leading to the goddamn
<v Speaker 2>Kine things. And they're talking about the crowd getting the
<v Speaker 2>sena and all that fucking shit, and uh, Dusty says,
<v Speaker 2>the guy, the guy's been champion ten times, and Ry,
<v Speaker 2>I don't care how many times. Santa Claus fucking Santa
<v Speaker 2>Claus Ones walks up here and Santa says, Johnson will
<v Speaker 2>be just fine. And he goes up to Hornswalk and
<v Speaker 2>he says, all, hey, little fella, what wish my Santa
<v Speaker 2>Grid for you? And Hornswoggle starts rambling. He goes, oh,
<v Speaker 2>he ara, and Santa says, oh, you enjoy the helpful
<v Speaker 2>benefits of Celery and you want Santa to get you
<v Speaker 2>a stock? He says, oh, you admire the scientific teachings
<v Speaker 2>of Jonas Sock A career retrospective of after Peter Fogg
<v Speaker 2>and Seamus walks in and says, what the fuck's.
<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up.
<v Speaker 2>Sata says, well, I believe this young Fello wants to
<v Speaker 2>learn to use chalk, and Seaman says, fucking Santa, I'm
<v Speaker 2>about to potato you, buddy. He says, he wants to
<v Speaker 2>he wants to talk. Sanny Well Sata says, you want
<v Speaker 2>the ability to talk, well, young man, you've had that
<v Speaker 2>all along. You just tap your heels together three times.
<v Speaker 2>It's just a movie. What you need is the magic
<v Speaker 2>of a holiday. Santa hug and then they hug big hug,
<v Speaker 2>you know, big brotherly hug here and Hornswoggle says thank you,
<v Speaker 2>and he says, oh, thank you, thank you, saying I'm talking,
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. He runs up to the Bells Twins Dree,
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking Dusty Rods, what the fuck? Letty Gaga Gorby Sandwich,
<v Speaker 2>and he walks up to Vicki and he says Grandma,
<v Speaker 2>and Vicky turns around says excuse me, and Augus says,
<v Speaker 2>excuse me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that's evergreen. Yeah. Vicky Gera turns around
<v Speaker 1>and says, excuse me.
<v Speaker 2>Right, always, always, And he walks up to the Dusty
<v Speaker 2>Road and says, hey, dream, I'm talking hot Rod. I'm
<v Speaker 2>talking whoa. And then Cactus Jack walks in, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Oh hey man, yeah, he says, when did that little
<v Speaker 2>guy learning to talk? Amazing? Amaze balls epic. They look
<v Speaker 2>over to the uh you know Santa is where Sanna
<v Speaker 2>was and he's not there, and Golda says it's a
<v Speaker 2>Christmas miracle and then Piper Dust said that, dude, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's badass. It's a Christmas miracle. And Piper and Dust
<v Speaker 2>roids ports are egnog because I believe they thought that
<v Speaker 2>it was, you know, something going on with it and
<v Speaker 2>they were hallucinating and they leave and Cactus says, what
<v Speaker 2>did I miss You missed a fucking you booked this, Cactus,
<v Speaker 2>don't fucking fucking try to work me, fucking motherfucker. That's
<v Speaker 2>what horns. I should have came back and said.
<v Speaker 1>We're backstage, Daniel, Brian is getting ready. Uh aj Lee
<v Speaker 1>comes up and wishes Brian good luck and gives him
<v Speaker 1>a kiss.
<v Speaker 2>That's nice.
<v Speaker 1>Brian goes back to getting ready and then Matt Striker
<v Speaker 1>walks up and says hey man, and Bryce says, what's.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He says, you know, what are your thoughts? This
<v Speaker 2>could be the biggest night of your life and Brian says,
<v Speaker 2>fuck man, Santas here you're gonna be like shit's already
<v Speaker 2>awesome over here. He says, last week I pinned the
<v Speaker 2>world champion, even though I only held the tunnel for
<v Speaker 2>the second it was the greatest feeling in the world.
<v Speaker 2>Tonight I get that same opportunity in the main event,
<v Speaker 2>in the steel cage match. They say Mark Henry is
<v Speaker 2>clearly compete, but I know he's not one hundred percent.
<v Speaker 2>I don't care how strong you are. Sooner or later,
<v Speaker 2>everybody taps and last week fell like a dream. But
<v Speaker 2>tonight my dream becomes a reality. Why are you dressed
<v Speaker 2>like an elf?
<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's time for the main event. Daniel Brian
<v Speaker 1>versus Mark Henry, steel cage match, WERO Heavyweight title.
<v Speaker 2>On the line, pinfall submission or by cree of the
<v Speaker 2>world champion Adam Priest escaping the case.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so, uh, I don't know what I expected for
<v Speaker 1>this match. No, but uh man, this was good. I
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed this a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Great work, dude. I think the fucking stuff with Mark
<v Speaker 2>Henry being hurt was great. I think like in this situation,
<v Speaker 2>Brian being in the ring with this goddamn monster even
<v Speaker 2>though he's hurt, like, of course this guy will fucking
<v Speaker 2>rip your head off. Brian trying to leave in the
<v Speaker 2>crowd like enticing him to leave was a pretty cool.
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know if juxtapositions right word, because usually
<v Speaker 2>the heels the one trying to leave, But I thought
<v Speaker 2>that was fucking cool. I mean, I'm you know, I'm
<v Speaker 2>jumping ahead a little here, but yeah, I thought they
<v Speaker 2>put this together really well. And I mean, by all accounts,
<v Speaker 2>I thought Mark Henry's you know, fucking Hall of Pain
<v Speaker 2>run was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean I love a good monster on top.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Brian tries to immediately escape the cage, but it
<v Speaker 1>doesn't work.
<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't.
<v Speaker 1>So his next step is to target Mark Henry's messed.
<v Speaker 2>Up leg taped boot, and I like this.
<v Speaker 1>Brian tries to make Mark Henry move around him.
<v Speaker 2>That was fucking so smart, which is super.
<v Speaker 1>Smart because he's got the busted leg. Yeah, I like
<v Speaker 1>that a lot. Henry does get his hands on Brian
<v Speaker 1>and then immediately throws him into the cage.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and he launches him in there. I'm pretty
<v Speaker 2>sure is this where we go to commercial or he
<v Speaker 2>splashes him in the cage too. I think he fucking
<v Speaker 2>just fucks him up. Then we go to commercial and
<v Speaker 2>he sucks him up in the cage on a commercial too.
<v Speaker 1>He does. Henry actually kicks Brian in the back and
<v Speaker 1>he says, Merry Christmas.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, Mark Henry being a batkick guy look kind
<v Speaker 2>of crazy. He should have kept that up. That looked
<v Speaker 2>like it hurt like shit, and it had been a
<v Speaker 2>crazy sound.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. During the break, Mark Henry actually used the rope
<v Speaker 1>and slingshot Brian into the cage.
<v Speaker 2>That was cool.
<v Speaker 1>That was awesome. So Mark Henry tries walking out of
<v Speaker 1>the cage door, but Brian shotgun drop kicks him in
<v Speaker 1>the back and starts fighting back. Henry then destroys him
<v Speaker 1>with a line for it too. I mean, Brian goes
<v Speaker 1>flying here.
<v Speaker 2>He I mean, Brian gets blitzed with a bunch of
<v Speaker 2>fucking clotheslines here. That looked awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what a cheat code to have this guy
<v Speaker 1>here in the WWE. You can take anyone on this
<v Speaker 1>show and you put Daniel Brian with him and it
<v Speaker 1>works instantly and you have an over.
<v Speaker 2>Guy their money each time.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Mark Henry tries to walk out of the cage
<v Speaker 1>through the door, but Brian holds onto his leg and
<v Speaker 1>then starts stomping out Henry's injured leg.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Brian tries to climb the cage, but Mark Henry knocks
<v Speaker 1>him down and then another just mean line. This time
<v Speaker 1>Brian was crished from the top rope and Henry running
<v Speaker 1>one yeah, just running style and lined him off the top.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I mean he fucking blitzes him. I mean it's
<v Speaker 2>it's not the Nigel, but it's close.
<v Speaker 1>M hm. Cole says they used a doctor that would
<v Speaker 1>clear Mark Henry because most wouldn't. They used doctor Kavorkian,
<v Speaker 1>Like what why would you say that?
<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck would you say that that shouldn't be allowed?
<v Speaker 1>Daniel. Brian kicks down Mark Henry's leg Here he locks
<v Speaker 1>in the LaBelle lock. Yes, Henry tries to power bomb
<v Speaker 1>Brian from the floor, but Brian just grabs the leg
<v Speaker 1>into the ankle lock.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I thought that was fucking sick. I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 2>Mark Henry's about the rampage bomb this dude, but Brian
<v Speaker 2>slipped out, got the goddamn ankle lock. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Henry kicks Brian off and when he kicks him off,
<v Speaker 1>like he turns over on his back. He kicks him
<v Speaker 1>and Brian goes from one end of the ring all
<v Speaker 1>the way to the other end.
<v Speaker 2>He's gone. He's fucking gone, which is fucking great because
<v Speaker 2>Henry has to struggle to get up after this, and
<v Speaker 2>Brian's in the corner. He's ready to climb out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Brian's so good, like I just eat. Yeah, just
<v Speaker 1>so simple. But like you know, a lot of people
<v Speaker 1>just they couldn't have They couldn't have this performance, man, Like, no,
<v Speaker 1>it's one in the world. Brian tries to climb, but
<v Speaker 1>Henry pulls him down. He pulls him down so hard
<v Speaker 1>as ass comes out that Dange's it's special. Henry goes
<v Speaker 1>to climb, but Brian climbs past him and he almost
<v Speaker 1>gets out, but Henry pulls him back in.
<v Speaker 2>I've been for a second, I'll be honest with you,
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I was pretty sure Brian wasn't winning,
<v Speaker 2>but I was like, oh.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, they had a crazy camera shoy here too.
<v Speaker 2>What was that They never used that once before and
<v Speaker 2>this was a live show. Yeah, like it was like they.
<v Speaker 1>Thanked like the Charlotte film crew or something, so maybe
<v Speaker 1>they had like some custom camp.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay.
<v Speaker 1>Brian then goes to rona Henry off the top rope,
<v Speaker 1>but Henry holds on now I thought, wow, is he
<v Speaker 1>going to super bombs this dude, That's what I thought too,
<v Speaker 1>But Brian actually just sits up and gets back to
<v Speaker 1>the top and gets even closer to escaping.
<v Speaker 2>He's almost out, dude. He has to grab, he has
<v Speaker 2>to get risk.
<v Speaker 1>Control, but Henry holds on. Henry then grabs Brian, sets
<v Speaker 1>him up. It hits the world's strongest slam from the
<v Speaker 1>second rope, and uh wow, I mean he crushes him
<v Speaker 1>to ship here.
<v Speaker 2>Man, how gnarly was that? Dude?
<v Speaker 1>Like fast finish?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, you can hear the crowd go, oh no,
<v Speaker 2>like he fucking just what a cool I mean the
<v Speaker 2>fact that Mark Henry was able to get this move
<v Speaker 2>over in general, this fuck you know, just a power slam. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>is you know, attested with how big this fucking dude is.
<v Speaker 2>But like off the second, I mean, you're dead. It
<v Speaker 2>looked awesome, great fucking finish. I mean, honestly, man, really
<v Speaker 2>good match. Yeah, this is this fun stuff. So this,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, yeah, this does lead to uh TLC
<v Speaker 2>where Big Show beats Mark Henry for the belt and
<v Speaker 2>then I think Mark Henry might get hurt there, and
<v Speaker 2>then Brian cashes in on Big Show and wins the
<v Speaker 2>world title.
<v Speaker 1>And then Big Show starts the yes chant.
<v Speaker 2>That's well, that was Stephanie mcmahonb Rebella and the Big
<v Speaker 2>Show and oh everyone else.
<v Speaker 1>I remember him and the whole crowd.
<v Speaker 2>He was in the crowd, try not to get a
<v Speaker 2>picture of fired and Stephanie was slapping over the face,
<v Speaker 2>he was crying. Well, that is it for WWE SmackDown
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