The One About… See You Next Tuesday, Princess Belle!

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Speaker 1: And my love Blakent. Welcome to my podcast podcast Give Them with Easton. Hey, Kakk, I have something so funny that I watched this morning, and I didn't want to tell you about it or show you. I'll show you after the podcast because I wanted to be the one to tell you on the pod. So I'm watching the Today Show this morning, and you know how they have like the desk type thing what are they called, you know, like where they where the anchors sit.

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Speaker 2: But it's.

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Speaker 1: Exactly that's exactly what it is. So it's Savannah Guthrie, it's Dylan Dryer to white women, and then it goes Craig Melvin and Al Roker to black men. And uh, Savannah is in like a navy blue blazer with like a white tank top. Dylan is in a red dress. And then the two men are.

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Speaker 2: Both in tope.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so they cut to them because they're back. We just watched what the weather is going to be like in la and and Dylan says there's not much color happening at that end of the table, okay, And I'll and Craig look at each other and go, there's nothing butt color over there. There's nothing butt color over here, there's no color over there, and you could tell she was a beat rod. She was so nervous. I meant, because we're we're wearing color, like I'm going to redress.

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Speaker 2: I love the retrays.

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Speaker 1: I died when I tell you. I was rewinding it and watching it cackling, and then Mom, it had to have been thirty minutes had passed, right. Mom comes out from bed and I was like, you have to watch the funniest shit that just happened, and so she watches it cackles. Obviously, we go back to it being live and Owl's there, and now they're all all four of them are on the couch. He goes now back with two with two men who look dope, and Dopeknda is like, thank you for giving us a good laugh, Dylan, that was really funny. It was just so perfectly. It's like that video you showed me on TikTok where that guy who's gone viral and he's like, I'm looking for a black Oh, is there a black person here?

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Speaker 3: It's like, there's a white person here too.

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Speaker 1: I don't need one of those. Finally they go into saying how offensive it is, and he goes oh, here it is, and it's a black person he found.

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Speaker 2: Were you saying, is there a black purse in here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying.

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Speaker 2: That's what I forget. The girl's day and he looks at her and he goes, love your hair, love your hair cut, Denise, and walks.

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Speaker 1: Do it lady, Do it lady.

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Speaker 2: If you guys have not seen that, I don't know what the guy's name is, and I really wish I did right now, But if you haven't seen his like sketches, they are unreal.

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Speaker 1: They're kind of shot like the office.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you just look up black purse in here, in anything that will bring him up.

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Speaker 3: And then do it lady.

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Speaker 2: Would do it Lady. They're making T shirts and I need it his face with do it Lady.

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Speaker 1: I want them in kid sizes for Ocean and Sosa.

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Speaker 2: I am now giving those out with gifts that should be a gift. It's very you get a gift, you get a candle and a do It Lady shirt.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you that's the best gift I've ever heard of. There's nothing better.

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Speaker 2: If you are ever going to get me a gift, candles.

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Speaker 1: Candles are the greatest. And here's why I love a candle because it goes away at some point.

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Speaker 2: I use it. Yeah yeah, and then I go, thank you, I used your gift.

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Speaker 1: I don't get me any like I'm so sick. Don't get me a gift just to be nice. You know what's nicer? Getting me nothing that I have to think about storing? Where am I gonna put it? Something I don't need. Get me a candle, I can light it, at some point, goes throw it, goes in the garbage. It's gone, it's over. I have to I have to keep them alive. It's a lot of work.

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Speaker 2: And then you feel like you have to because if that person comes over that gave you the flowers and they're dead, you're like, oh now I feel like I didn't care for you.

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Speaker 3: You know anybody who's ever gotten me anything?

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Speaker 1: I remember Katie and Tom got us like this Bonzie tree for my engagement. It was dead within like a day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mom, I can I say something real quick?

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Speaker 1: Always.

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Speaker 2: I love how when mom goes out of town. Okay, up my my heiknee, she goes on water the plants, water the pumpkin. Did you water the pumpkin today? I haven't seen her water that thing since she's been home, and yet it does. When I was taking care of that thing, it was blossoming. So Janet croaking.

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Speaker 1: Janet brought over pumpkin seeds and just like all the things that you need to grow your own pumpkins, and Ocean was so thrilled about it. I guess that the upside to what you're saying is if it is indeed dead. I don't think it is. I just buy a pumpkin and put it in there, and Ocean thinks that she grew her own pumpkin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, it could be because we need to put it in a different spot for the bees to pollinate it.

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Speaker 1: I put a bee in there last night. There was a bee stuck in the house. I just took it out and put it into the pumpkin.

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Speaker 2: Oh, very nicely done. Yeah, there's my uh, there's my fight at Gigi. Though. I'll bring her in.

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Speaker 1: Once every time she listens to the podcast and we shit on her.

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Speaker 3: She goes, that was kind of rude.

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Speaker 2: I loved yesterday when you were just blasting her in the car. She goes, are you trying to be a shithead? Because you are? But her face the defeat behind. It was the greatest well.

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Speaker 1: Because I told her I never feel bad for her, like I always felt bad for my dad, and I feel bad for you and Brandon, my older brother.

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Speaker 3: Shees, you don't feel bad for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was because you're like a selfish person, Like you don't do anything you don't want to do, you like put your foot down, Like I never feel bad for you because you're You're just so in your own head all the time. And she was like, the fuck is supposed to be a productive conversation.

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Speaker 2: She was just dead staring forward too. And then just like I'm in the back and I could just see her side profile. It was the saddest I've ever seen her love, but it needed to be. It needed to be her.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for her, how glit you?

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Speaker 2: I don't either.

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Speaker 1: She lives the life of luxury. I'm up this morning. I'm up this morning. Okay. You can clearly hear kids screaming me yelling for Ocean to watch the baby while I make Ocean and Sosa breakfast. And then I hear my mother from her bedroom and it's eight thirty. Dog needs to go out. I'm like, are you giving me?

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Speaker 2: She called me last night. Dead is a doornail too. I am in bed asleep. I can't get this fucking dog up.

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Speaker 1: Lily's not mobile on her own.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sick of her.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, let's let's I know, and when she goes, I'm really over this dog.

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Speaker 3: And keep in mind, you guys, my mom is a dog lover.

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Speaker 1: I think she's more frustrated at herself because she has so many things wrong with herself that like, she doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Have the mobility.

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Speaker 3: Mobility meaning Gigi.

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Speaker 2: Not the dog.

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Speaker 1: You're the same person, So what makes her so mad? They're both useless without other people. Then I think that, and I tell.

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Speaker 3: Her, I'm like, stop saying that.

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine if I was like, I'm so sick of Gigi anything on her own, can't drive a car by herself. It's fucking rude.

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Speaker 2: No, it really is. You have three children.

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Speaker 1: I've got a lot going three. I've got my mother, I've got Ocean, I've got Sosa, I've got Lily.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot four.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And after I'm done cleaning up a diaper, I have Ocean yelling that she took a poop. So I get to clean that up, and then I hear the dog crying and I didn't get to her in time because I was cleaning up everyone else's ship that Lily has shipped herself that I have to then clean up. So when someone asked me, what have you been up to the last year? Cleaning up shit is what I've been. This is what I'm gonna say. I've been up to a lot of ships, a whole lot of ship. Speaking of last night and you being knocked out by what nine thirty we went to Disneyland.

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Speaker 2: And the hottest day of the year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm watching the news right before we leave, and it's like, how did I go from a person who was like I don't watch the news, so like, that's all I fucking do all time.

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Speaker 2: I love the news.

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Speaker 3: They're like, it's the hottest day of the year.

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Speaker 1: All over, including Anaheim, where Disneyland is, and they say to us, minimize your time outside. I'm like, oh, all right, this is gonna be fun. So I just make sure that we're like stacked to the brim with all of the things that we can't get at Disneyland, which is basically nothing. You can get everything at Disneyland and they will price gouge you, bend you over and have a heyday you guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a dysani a shitty bottle of dysawny which makes you thirstier. By the way, well.

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Speaker 1: It's basically pool water, I would, yeah, but that's all they it's they're getting smart water. That was only yes, select area. Yes, that's why when I walked into the park and they had the option, I said, give me five smart waters.

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Speaker 2: Pollie, four seventy five for a desawny water.

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Speaker 1: Is that a lot? Yeah, Well, just be prepared because Chris.

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Speaker 2: There not like the big one. It's like the bottle of water that is four ninety five, normally four seventy five. It's one of those I promise. It's yeah, they're too expensive and usually you get that at the store for two dollars.

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Speaker 1: In may not be having Yeah, I mean I was. I won't even get into that. Let's not even get into the tearff shit. Let's move on. So the crew that we went with it was two moms that Oceans kids do dance with and they're very cute. But we're at the age right now where the girls you have three and usually one is left out right. So you actually, as a parent have to be very very careful at this age because you may find yourself with a group of little girls whose parents may not correct the behavior, may not be watching to you know, intervene when they need to intervene. The reason I like this little group there were three of us, three of them, and Ocean's going through this phase right now where she's like, my dress is prettier, I look prettier, And I'm like, where is she watching this? Where she thinks that this is normal okay, But not only that, she'll also say to me, she looks prettier than I do. So I'm trying to get her to understand, like, I'm all about healthy competition. When it comes to the prettier thing, she looks better. Now fuck that, we're stopping the behavior right now. So I'm doing what I can do. And I got onto her iPad last night just to see the content she's been watching, and there's there hasn't been anything on there. I am not watching myself as a parent to make sure that I'm never saying, you know that I'm not uplifting myself in a not a productive way, and that I'm not putting myself down. So there's just some things that I'm having to change. Anyway, one of the moms comes up to me and just says, you know, my my kid's feeling a little left out. And I'm close with these moms, so like, all is good. My kid's feeling a little left out. And we went for one of the little girl's birthdays. And I understand two of the little girls, including Ocean and one other kid, they go to school together, so they see each other.

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Speaker 2: Every single day. When they're at school, they're playing together. When they're at recess, they're playing together, fynastic.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they dance, play dates. It's a constant. So I pulled Ocean aside and I said, we need to include so little girl. I'm not gonna say names. You know, it's it's her birthday, it's her special day, so you need to like pull it together, girl, And she did, and I was very proud of her. And I loved that the mom was able to come up to me and say, you know, babes film left out.

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Speaker 3: Can we like check it check it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like it's a healthy relationship between the moms too, and I think that's the biggest thing for the.

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Speaker 1: Kids one hundred percent. Everyone has to be on the same page. Feelings can't get hurt. I asked the other day, would you rather have your kid be bullied or be the bully? And I think it just depends on who you are as a parent. I would prefer my child be the bully because I can check it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, real fucking quick, I can't check another kid who's.

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Speaker 3: Bullying my Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: My kid's being bullied. I'm going to prison.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just because I'm gonna chat up.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, little girl. You continue to bully my kid, you're gonna have.

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Speaker 2: To watch me kick your mom's ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just how this goes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I went somewhere very wild.

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Speaker 1: You go dark when it comes to the kids. Hello, my Love's just a quick moment here. Because this segment is sponsored by NISA, I'm reminding you to celebrate responsibly this Labor Day. Did you know that driving under the influence of marijuana is illegal and if you drive while you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell if you feel different, you drive different, drive high, get a DUI.

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Speaker 2: That means no driving under the influence of anything. And yes, that includes weed.

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Speaker 1: Right, people still act like, oh, it's legal now, so I can drive. No, no, no, no, driving high is still driving impaired. Did you know that driving under the influence of marijuana is illegal? And if you drive while you're high, law enforcement can definitely tell. And let's be real, drug impair driving does not get talked about enough. Whether it's cannabis, pills or anything that messes with your brain's chemistry, it is just as dangerous as drinking and driving.

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Speaker 2: And I think that's what's so tricky, because you don't always feel wasted, but your reaction time is slower, your judgment is off, and suddenly you're on the road thinking you're cool when you're actually a huge risk.

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Speaker 1: It's so easy to think I'm fine, but you're really not. The safest thing you can do is make a plan before the party even starts. Don't wait until you're buzzed or baked to start figuring things out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ride share, a designated driver. We always tell people the crash on the couch, stay at our place, and drive home in the morning. So many smart options, And.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, let's make sober fun again, can we please? Just because you're not drinking or partaking doesn't mean you have to sip water out of a solo cup all night.

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Speaker 2: So what mocktails are we making for Labor Day this year?

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Speaker 1: Ooh, I'm really glad you asked, because I have this new obsession that I can't wait to share with you. Guys. It's a BlackBerry sage fizz. All you have to do is muddle a handful of blackberries, then you get fresh sage leaves at a little lemon juice and honey syrup. You shake it with ice, and then you top it off with sparkling water. It's fancy, it's super refreshing, and honestly, it tastes like you're at like a five star Spaoo.

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Speaker 2: That sounds expensive and delicious. I love it.

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Speaker 1: It is, but like in the best way possible, right, And the best part is there's no hangover. I've linked that recipe and a few more in the show notes if you want to try it.

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Speaker 2: So let's wrap it like this. If you feel different, you drive different. Period. It's not worth your life or someone else's or even the legal nightmare of a dui.

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Speaker 1: For real, though, that is exactly right this Labor Day. Let's keep it safe let's keep it stylish, and most importantly, let's keep it smart. Don't drive impaired, get a ride, stay over, or be the designated hero.

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Speaker 3: You've got options.

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Speaker 1: Celebrate responsibly this Labor Day and sip something sexy and sober while you're at it. Speaking of Disneyland, though, we go to this area. You guys, there's an area at Disneyland where like you can go.

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Speaker 2: And I'm the princesses.

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Speaker 3: They're in the rooms, the Princess Room or something.

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Speaker 2: No, it's called like something Hall, Princess Hall. Go with that.

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Speaker 3: It's right when you walk into the park.

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Speaker 1: There's a line and they they switch out princesses every so often, and there's three of them in the room we went through the first time. Keep in mind Ocean's never been into this. This is the first time we've done it because she was afraid.

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Speaker 3: Of anybody dressed up in character.

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Speaker 1: So the first time we go, we get Cinderella, we get Mulan. She freaked out because we listen to you know, true to your heart by ninety degrees and I'll make a man out of you, Johnny Osmond.

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Speaker 2: The whole right to Disney.

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Speaker 1: So the fact that we got to see her. It was awesome. We go through the second time because they switched out the princesses.

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Speaker 3: The first princess is Bell.

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Speaker 2: What it's called the Royal Hall, the.

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Speaker 1: Royal Disneyland in Anaheim. Say, we go in the three o'clock hour, Yeah, because I'm pitched.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I am very like, I'm happy I wasn't in there because one ocean seeing that. But then you add two other little girls that I'm kind of protective over. Now, I Belle would have been wearing her dress over her head. Stupid bitch, this bitch. Sorry for my language, guys, but when it comes to kids.

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Speaker 1: So we go in and it's Bell and it's peasant Bell.

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Speaker 2: Not Peasant Bell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like we're not not yellow dress Bell, peasant Bell. So I want to say, maybe she was pissed about that. She's got like the blue dress on with like the basic ass hair and like the little apron or what the white apron.

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Speaker 2: The white apron, beautiful dress.

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Speaker 1: So the girls come in and they want to hug her. She tells them not to touch her. The one of the little girls grabs the apron. She was, please, don't touch my apron. They're jumping up and down. When they first get there, because they're seeing princess excitement. It's called these girls are four years.

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Speaker 2: Old and they think you're anything. You're really, bitch, and guess what you signed up for this shit?

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Speaker 1: Do you realize the reason why you get to play fucking pretend all day as a grown ass woman is because of these little girls right here.

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Speaker 2: And all of our money that we all pay.

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Speaker 1: They she tells the little girls, no jumping feet on the floor, you guys, I.

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Speaker 2: Would have picked her up, thrown her in the ceiling and then said feet on the floor, bitch.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad he wasn't.

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Speaker 2: No, I am too. I probably wouldn't have been allowed back in Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: So they ask Bell Peasant Balance, Princess Bell, Peasant Bell to walk them to the next princess, because that's what the other princesses did when we were in there in the morning. They all walked the little girl to the next princess August.

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Speaker 2: She goes seventh.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we were there, seventh the record.

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Speaker 4: Bell at three o'clock at the Royal Hall. I want her found and I want her on the corner of the street so I can meet this bell. Bring your boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: I can kick his ass to Oh no, there's the way she has a boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot a boyfriend. Either bell have a girlfriend. Let's keep it a fair.

00:20:42
Speaker 2: It is my choice, my choice. I say that it is my choice to be single, so I can walk out the house held head.

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Speaker 1: But this bitch, okay, so, oh my hell.

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Speaker 2: She wants a relationship.

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Speaker 1: So the girls ask her to walk them to the next princess, and she tells them no, yes, I'm not making this up. Okay, So I'm trying to keep my composure and not drop the cunt word. And my friend says, oh, they're asking you because the other princesses did that, and she's, oh, well that's so nice.

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Speaker 3: I kid you not.

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Speaker 1: She says that.

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Speaker 3: So we go to the next princess. It's Ariel.

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Speaker 1: She could not have been kinder, sweeter, more fantastic. Oh my god, she was so sweet at the Royal Halls seventh she was lovely. Okay, So I'm getting heated, and I'm like, I'm about to go back, and there's a and by the way, there's a line now to get to Ariel, which means that everyone's aboard ad mission on Peasant Bell because she's been to see you next Tuesday. To every single.

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Speaker 2: Child, people are like walking out.

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Speaker 1: So finally I see this lovely woman who works at the Royal Hall. Her name is Chloe. She was also fantastic, and I was like, did she.

00:22:10
Speaker 2: Have short hair?

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Speaker 1: She was fabulous.

00:22:13
Speaker 2: I had a conversation with her too.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I don't even lie. I turned into a Karen. I do not wear that with pride, but in this moment I do. I am never a Karen. I'm never the bitch that says like, please let me see your manager when it comes to my kids, give me, give me Walt Disney, all right, drink him back for the dad. I have some words for Walt Disney. And I rated on her. I said it was unacceptable behavior either ratting on her now too. Yet this ain't ratten. This is this is called a full on ten toes down drag.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm a New York rat right now dragging this bitch out by her feet.

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Speaker 1: So yes, I ratted out and they said they were having some words with her, And you know what, I hope that they did, because my ocean was so nervous. Ocean gets very embarrassed, Like there was a guy that told her to stop climbing on something and she comes over to me beat red, and he's like, are we going to be able to see the princess and soon?

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Speaker 2: Mom?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, are you okay? And she just starts crying. It's so embarrassed. So she was embarrassed. Her hands were behind her back as she sat there and just looked up at Bell. She kept her feet on the floor. She didn't ask her any questions, and I was not okay with that. I'm like, these little kids literally think that you are Beauty from Beauty and the Beast, and that is how you treat them. But she shouldn't be interacting with anybody, including children.

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Speaker 2: Well you know that could stick with her for like a what do they call those something? Memory or memory there?

00:23:45
Speaker 1: It is so besides that. So to make it better, you want what I did? I bought my daughter a four hundred dollar Elsea dress.

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Speaker 2: I'll make it better for everyone else. It will you hand me down to Sosa, So it's like two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: A kid, So I like drob it down and it's in like a garment bag that drab it. I just grab it right.

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Speaker 2: When you go in and have a child's dress and a garment bag. Yeah, I think you buy a touch.

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Speaker 1: I go up to my friend and I was like, all right, we're ready, and she goes, what is this? I go, it's one of the dresses. She goes that top shelf. I was like, I got it from there, and she goes three fifty that the dress is three hundred and fifty dollars, and I go, well, I've got a fifty dollars gift card. It'll only be two fifty.

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Speaker 3: They had to get the manager.

00:24:37
Speaker 2: Was it three fifty and you had a fifty.

00:24:38
Speaker 1: Three fifty so it would be what three?

00:24:41
Speaker 2: Every go bag one hundred dollars gift card, though that may come in handy next time. Moving on.

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Speaker 1: I did get like eighty six bucks off too, because I'm a pass holder. But I was like, you know what, look how happy she is. She totally doesn't even know who Peasant Bella is anymore.

00:24:55
Speaker 2: No, we had to erase that from her memory. Yeah, that old bag, and she.

00:24:59
Speaker 1: Wanted to put it on before eating a freaking hot dog with ketchubottle.

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Speaker 2: I was like, absolutely not, not on my watch. Three fifty fifty. I got it. I got a suit for cheaper. You know what. Rayer tucks. Brayer tucks.

00:25:15
Speaker 1: And you should have seen the kids in there. They were all like, I'm like, how much does Disneyland have to make every day to keep the lights on? Uh?

00:25:26
Speaker 2: And I think it's its own city.

00:25:28
Speaker 1: It feels that way.

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Speaker 2: Lovely.

00:25:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's absolutely lovely.

00:25:32
Speaker 2: Except for I love Disneyland only because I get to talk to the other like dads and uncles around there, and we just get a bitch and complain.

00:25:41
Speaker 1: That really hurts my heart because Ocean loves it, and I would hope that you would.

00:25:45
Speaker 2: Have about the heat about all of it. Let men be ben and just bitch a little bit about where we're I loved watching all of.

00:25:53
Speaker 1: The men at Disneyland actually carrying around all of the mers that they got in.

00:25:58
Speaker 2: So let us witch about it. Let us look at the next dude over here, the mom with.

00:26:02
Speaker 1: Their kids in the Disney ears while the dad's just like holding the freaking the book that is for all the Disneyland characters.

00:26:11
Speaker 2: I saw two dudes and it was the best. I even went. I walked up and I told them to It was when you guys were waiting to see Frozen el ay, and there's two dudes. Their kids are waiting with it, and they're just pushing the stroller back and forth. These two guys just trying to get the other kids asleep. And I walked up to them and I said, just to let you guys know, this is the best thing that's happened to me today. And they just looked at me and they were like just counting down the minutes.

00:26:39
Speaker 3: I'm telling magic.

00:26:42
Speaker 2: But like that's the thing like bitching about it, Like they're like counting down the minute. You know that they're having fun watching their wife with the kids, and I enjoy it.

00:26:52
Speaker 1: I want you to have a complaint. Hey, they just complained for a long time about Peasant. Well, I will say about Anna though. She says, you know, Ocean says, my name's Ocean, and so she starts talking about the ocean how she wants to teach Oloff how to swim. This is honest, saying she wants to and Ocean goes, m, that's not a good idea. There are many sharks in the ocean and they eat you and you could die. And Anna didn't really know what to say. She goes, oh, there's no sharks at Arundel and she goes, there's sharks everywhere.

00:27:27
Speaker 2: Anna's looking at you, like, what have you bought your kids?

00:27:31
Speaker 1: Like should we talk about what a good swimmer you are in the pool, but there's no sharks. Maybe maybe Olof could come to the house let swim there.

00:27:40
Speaker 2: That job would be so nutty to just interact with thousands of kids and be like periods also but like going this is our future. These kids are our future, and just like interacting with them is I would be like, oh my gosh, it's.

00:27:57
Speaker 1: Got to be fulfilling on such like a strange level.

00:28:00
Speaker 2: I told you the girl that was in my high school the talent show. She did amazing at it, and then she went and was probably Bell for a while too. Well.

00:28:09
Speaker 1: I hope she was nice.

00:28:10
Speaker 2: She was always nice.

00:28:11
Speaker 1: I refuse to watch Beauty and the Beast for a while. I need to come back from it. Speaking of peasant bell and homemaking, this made me really excited. On the Today Show, you guys, Bed Bath and Beyond is open again and they still accept the coupons, those giant blue twenty percent off coupons.

00:28:31
Speaker 2: You can still use them, So hold on, bet it went out of business, Yes.

00:28:35
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of brick and mortar stores ended up closing, and actually they were saying on the Today Show that a lot of them are making a comeback that people are like, we want to see our things in person. We're sick of ordering and touching and having to return. It's like enough already.

00:28:51
Speaker 2: I told mom that. I was like, at what point do you just want to go and get it? So you get it and don't have to return it because you buy it and I can't tell you how many times me and her are going.

00:29:01
Speaker 1: To that's never going to change, I know, but that's the returning is never going to change because Mom has this weird thing where she just likes to buy. The other day we were at the mall and she was like, do I just buy it? Is this cute? I'm like, I feel like you just want to buy something, and like I feel like that's just not necessary, Like it's fine, it's a fucking sweater that you have a million of them. I was excitedly and beyond coming back.

00:29:27
Speaker 2: So am I I got my shoes there, my slides they have.

00:29:32
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me tell you something. The woman. So their first store opened near Nashville and it's actually Bed Bath and Beyond home, So it's much more curated. It's more petite. You know how you would walk into Bed Bath and Beyond and it was like a warehouse you buy like coffee and like the most most random things. That's not how it is anymore. It's much more.

00:29:59
Speaker 2: Like.

00:29:59
Speaker 3: It's much more curated.

00:30:00
Speaker 2: It's petite, and it's more of a shop and not a okay okay us.

00:30:06
Speaker 1: For the longest time, I'm like, where does one go to buy sheets?

00:30:08
Speaker 2: Then?

00:30:08
Speaker 1: If Bed Bath and Beyond is gone, I know where Bloomingdale's And all they ask you for is your arm and your leg and Misha, what is this that you have in here? There's an orca article. They're becoming smart. It's actually a little scary, tell me about it. I love orcas.

00:30:28
Speaker 2: Everything is just getting wild, you know, getting very wild. We've got apes coming out of the stone. They're in the Stone age creating fire. Now they're doing that. But right now killer whales and I knew you'd like this. Killer whales are using kelp. It's loading. Let me let me read to you. A new study published in the Current Biology Science observed observed southern resident killer whales manufacturing tools by tearing off pieces of bull kelp and rolling them between their bodies. During social interactions, they do this to clean their flesh. They are now bathing. They're bathing each other.

00:31:16
Speaker 3: You guys, they are becoming a little scary.

00:31:18
Speaker 1: And I love orcas. They're the apex predator of the ocean. They are the smartest no one ever seen the ocean.

00:31:26
Speaker 2: Any mammals have a cleaning So that is wild first besides us. Yeah, wow, that's wild, crazy right without like just licking themselves, I guess, yeah, like I mean ocean. Yeah, in the ocean. It's like the first ocean mammal that is, yeah, cleaning itself. Yeah, which is wild because you're like, they can't lick, they can't clean themselves. But like they're like, hey, if we've ripped this off, we could rub it between ourselves and then we'll clean ourselves. Like that is a wild thought that they were just like. And they were just like, oh, well, let's clean ourselves. I know. Wild. I know.

00:32:09
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm fascinated, but you know, I don't necessarily know that if I.

00:32:17
Speaker 2: Do killer wells, they don't really go after people right now.

00:32:21
Speaker 1: Well, No, that's not entirely true. For a minute there people were scared because they started attacking boats. They would put themselves, they would on both sides and they would make sure that they could rock it enough.

00:32:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do the like they do on like, yes, the ice to get the seals off. But I heard that they were doing that because a lot of boats were like driving and killer welles kind of like staying near the top and like they were getting hit by the propellers. Oh, so they were like so they were like, get the fuck out of our water. I guess so that is I saw that. But who's to say what is right what is wrong? But that's they said that. There was an article that I read that they were in the boats were in there to territory. They were getting hit and their fins and all that. So the orcs were like, get out of our water. So they would started to flip boats.

00:33:08
Speaker 3: That would make sense.

00:33:10
Speaker 1: When they're in captivity and humans start messing with them.

00:33:14
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:33:14
Speaker 1: Uh. I did try to talk to Ocean last night because we again were watching shark attacks and I told her, you know, we have to remember, like, yes, sharks can attack you and it is scary, but they don't think like humans. They don't sit there and go I'm going to hurt.

00:33:30
Speaker 3: This person because I want to.

00:33:31
Speaker 1: They're looking for food, and you have to remember we don't belong in the ocean.

00:33:36
Speaker 3: We're in their.

00:33:37
Speaker 1: Environment, so we have to be respectful of everything that lives in the ocean.

00:33:42
Speaker 2: Right. Do you want to know something else that's crazy?

00:33:45
Speaker 1: Hmmm?

00:33:46
Speaker 2: Sharks And like all of those are coming onto land for food. No, Like you'll see sharks swim onto the beach like to get something fish, dead fish, and then like they wiggle themselves back into the ocean and they're just starting to see this that's terrifying.

00:34:02
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, that's what do Yeah.

00:34:04
Speaker 2: They go up on it, we'll buy it, and then they just wiggle themselves. There was a shark that was just on the beach and it had like a fish in its mouth and you just see all these people are like filming it and it's just wiggling itself back in and then it just goes and it was a bull shark. Yeah. Wild, they're the I mean, they're the most dangerous from what I've heard. Very aggressive, yeah, and they're quick.

00:34:25
Speaker 1: I know so much about sharks.

00:34:27
Speaker 2: Ocean shame and if can I do a I want to if you guys are ever in the ocean and you're swimming with sharks. I learned this from a professional diver and she does.

00:34:39
Speaker 1: So this is not free cage. This is this is like free diving.

00:34:43
Speaker 2: Free diving. If you are ever scuba diving, snorkeling and you see a shark, they're this girl and I wish I knew her name. It isn't ocean though, okay, but she does shark things excursions, and she was like, this is just for like learning purposes, and sharks are predators. Predators are like other predators. So what you want to do is, if you see a shark swimming at you, you turn towards it, and you stare dead in its tide. Choose an eye, and you stare dead in it. If it keeps swimming at you, you push, You put your hand out on their top of their nose, and you guide it whatever way you're comfortable with. I'm right handed, so I would guide it to my right and you kind of swim on its top for just a second and let it keep swimming forward, and then you keep an eye on it for a minute. But if you're a predator, as well, it will leave you b and the girl even like puts it and you see the shark's eye like kind of like glaze over which I read that that means that they're also like feeling endangered because they're putting up an eye protector if something bites or attacks. So they fell like, okay, I feel like now I'm getting attacked. So that is my shark informative.

00:36:08
Speaker 1: Informative information info. Yeah, and I saw you something real quick since we're on the topic of sharks that I learned last night that I found so interesting and fascinating. Their top jaw is not attached to their skull, so their heads are in the air and their teeth drop down.

00:36:27
Speaker 3: So the top of the teeth or the top of my mouth. Have you seen it?

00:36:32
Speaker 1: You know how you see those gums, it's because it's not attached to anything.

00:36:35
Speaker 3: It moves the same way their bottom jaw moves.

00:36:38
Speaker 2: So they could be smiling.

00:36:40
Speaker 1: They oh my gosh, They do most of their damage with their with the top of their mouth, not the bottom. They grab from the bottom to get a taste to see what it is, because they create very fatty things.

00:36:55
Speaker 2: That's why they go over the slap on the top.

00:36:57
Speaker 1: Then the top of the mouth goes back and forth, which is what causes that shredding.

00:37:03
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?

00:37:04
Speaker 2: Well that would make a lot of sense of why people And I know it sounds terrible, but like shark attacks, you lose your leg because it's the sawing your saw bone.

00:37:14
Speaker 3: That's what they're the top of their mouths did.

00:37:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking wild.

00:37:19
Speaker 2: I just got the chills.

00:37:20
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus goes nude for Perfect magazine, but no one was focused on the fact that she was new. They were focused on her mouth. They said it looked like she had what is it, how do you say this? Buckle? Yeah, bugle fat removal along with veneers. So bugle fat removal is where they go into the cheeks to kind of create that sunken look. But they're saying she can't close her mouth, don't. I don't see what everyone else is. She's you, guys, even without the veneers. Miley Cyrus has always since being Hannah Montana, had a very broad smile. Yeah, beautiful smile and just like more of a longer face.

00:38:02
Speaker 3: And so I don't understand why people are.

00:38:03
Speaker 1: Going in on her about like I think cosmetic surgery which everyone is doing. Yeah, whether it's surgery or injectables. There were like I think six different covers that they shot, one of which she was like, obviously they're They're all beautiful. I don't know why this one is making I wouldn't be focused on her face. I'm more focused on the fact that she we get a nice underboob happening some v liines.

00:38:32
Speaker 2: They're talking about her mouth. I feel like it's just shadows and there's the photo. It's a photo. What are they doing photos?

00:38:43
Speaker 1: We don't know. Do they shop them? All of them look really good, though I actually looks.

00:38:49
Speaker 2: Cross and to be honest, I don't think her mouth looks any different.

00:38:53
Speaker 1: It looks no different than it's.

00:38:55
Speaker 2: That's just Miley Cyrus to me. But then again, like I'm not looking at Miley Cyrus every day.

00:39:00
Speaker 3: I'm not either. Isn't it weird how so many people?

00:39:02
Speaker 2: But then I would notice it change, right if you don't see if you see something every day, you're like, just gets bigger, you don't notice.

00:39:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not seeing any celebrity every day.

00:39:11
Speaker 2: You're seeing them, Like, That's what I'm saying. So like, if people are talking about her mouth, then I'm seeing no difference. I should be the one to see a difference because I haven't seen her and god knows how long. Yeah, she looks the same.

00:39:24
Speaker 1: I think she looks amazing. There are times where people will tell me, oh my god, stop injecting your face and your lips, and it's like, recently I did do all of that at my lip, But I'm like, I haven't been injected in two years because I haven't been able to. So it's just so interesting what people see that isn't actually there. Like now would make sense if someone said that to me, because.

00:39:49
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, I just I just did it.

00:39:50
Speaker 1: So I just took some needles to the face. But like before that weird.

00:39:56
Speaker 2: You know that is, yeah, I didn't stop me, you're doing it.

00:40:00
Speaker 1: I think let that be a lesson. When you tell someone not to do something, it's a waste of breath because they're gonna do it anyway.

00:40:08
Speaker 2: Just picture somebody telling you not to do something. Do it.

00:40:14
Speaker 1: Uh.

00:40:14
Speaker 3: Jamie Lee Curtis.

00:40:15
Speaker 1: I saw this uh interview that she did, and I thought it was so amazing. I love Jamie Lee Curtis. I love the fact that she has just aged gracefully and perfectly, and no one can pull off the short hair like fucking Jamie Lee Curtis, fully gray the glasses. I love the tone of her voice. I love what comes out of her mouth. She'm just obsessed with her. She's hot and sober. Who should she have coming out freak here Friday with Lindsay Lowhand, which I'm really excited. I still haven't watched it, but I really really want to watch it.

00:40:53
Speaker 3: It's out, It's on Disney.

00:40:55
Speaker 2: Oh I am watching that tonight.

00:40:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, don't quote me.

00:40:59
Speaker 2: Well, I'll look, but.

00:41:00
Speaker 1: It'll be out. Think about it. It was Leelo and Stitch for the longest, only in theaters, and we just watched that twice in a row. Yeah, Lisa gave that movie a solid four. Ocean gave it a solid ten. She loved it.

00:41:15
Speaker 2: I didn't have to watch.

00:41:17
Speaker 1: Jamie Lee Curtis was asked about Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson, And you know they have that movie out called The Naked Gun, and they've had a lot of chemistry. On the Red Carpet, they were photographed, the two of them with his two sons and her two sons. So Jamie Lee Curtis was asked about it, and listen to what she said. She said, with all due respect to pop culture, if love has found its way into that relationship, God blessed them both. Leave them the fuck alone and let them like each other. Both of them have had hardship and they're both beautiful human beings. Curtis continued of the stars as she got choked up. If they actually have found an intimate love with each other, we should all go to bed tonight feeling better.

00:41:59
Speaker 2: I loved that people don't like to see other people fall in love because a lot of people can't find it.

00:42:05
Speaker 1: I don't think that anyone was not hoping for that. I think everyone was like, oh my gosh, give us the status. And if you look at celebrities that have been celebrities a list for a very long time, like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn, who I believe met on the set of our favorite movie Overboard.

00:42:26
Speaker 3: They never got married.

00:42:28
Speaker 1: Their relationship has continued to just stay between them and their loved ones and people close to them, and they have had a thriving partnership for decades. There's just something about when you allow other people to get in the mix. It just taints things a bit, and it makes people have an opinion on something they don't know about. And it's the most vulnerable place she'll ever be in love with someone. You're giving yourself to someone mentally, emotionally set. Actually, it's all of those things where it's like, you know what, let's just keep that between us. And it's something that I hope I find one day. And then I go into this place of like, oh my god, but I'm in the space.

00:43:12
Speaker 2: Of like my life has to be on camera.

00:43:16
Speaker 1: Like how does one find the balance? You know, I'm not an actress, not a singer. I don't have the luxury, I guess of keeping personal life personal, because my personal.

00:43:28
Speaker 2: Life is is reality.

00:43:29
Speaker 1: What has put me in the position that I'm in, you know?

00:43:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I get that.

00:43:36
Speaker 1: I loved her.

00:43:36
Speaker 3: Response, though.

00:43:38
Speaker 1: Let them if love has found its way into the relationship, let them like each other.

00:43:43
Speaker 2: You know, Dad told me one thing that really stuck with me.

00:43:48
Speaker 3: Just one.

00:43:49
Speaker 2: No, a lot, but this one is a good one for this particular conversation. Opinions are like your genitals, keep them to yourselves.

00:44:00
Speaker 3: I like that better than opinions are like assholes.

00:44:03
Speaker 2: Everybody has one Yeah, I don't like that.

00:44:06
Speaker 1: I like, like your genitals. You wants to see that ship.

00:44:11
Speaker 2: No one wants to see that ship nor hear it slapping around or but if you're in.

00:44:17
Speaker 1: But if you're in an intimate partnership, that's where you share the most vulnerable parts of yourself yours, not all just the person who were going off topic. Sorry, and that sounds like such a dad quote. J Loo was rejected at Chanel.

00:44:36
Speaker 2: Can we get a deeper one?

00:44:38
Speaker 1: So she was.

00:44:39
Speaker 3: Shopping in Istanbul.

00:44:42
Speaker 1: She just she's on tour right now and she had a show in Istanbul and then decided to do a little bit of shopping.

00:44:48
Speaker 3: She was in like a pink track suit type thing.

00:44:52
Speaker 1: I think j Loo looks pretty much the same, whether she's all glammed up or just normal. Yeah, like she's Jenny from the Block. It's just a stunning human being and has a face that's been recognizable for many of decade. So she rolls up to Chanel and when she gets there, the security guard that's at the front of the store turns her away. And apparently she was very pleasant, Like all she did was say like okay, not a problem. Leaves. Obviously someone at some point was like you just turned away, Jennifer Lopez. So they invite her back to the store and she declined. She was like, thank you so much, but like, I'm good. That's got to be a dean to the ego, right, I mean yeah, feel the same way, and you're not gonna make a scene when someone it's like just leave it.

00:45:47
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds good, and then you have I mean it is, it's wild. It is wild, but.

00:45:52
Speaker 1: You have to sell these goods. So people that are coming in and looking like you have to keep the hype. And whether they're buying a fifteen thousand dollars bag or a five hundred dollars bracelet, it's like.

00:46:06
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, let me just walk in.

00:46:08
Speaker 1: Could walk in the store, let me look around, right. And also you can say that all of these celebrities wear these things, but let's be honest, the designers are gifting them these things. They're not. No, if anything, they're paying the celebrity to wear these types of items, and.

00:46:25
Speaker 2: Then you turn them away when they're actually going to purchase it.

00:46:27
Speaker 1: I know, we'd rather just set it to your house for free. But she hasn't Jalo hasn't posted one thing she's been documenting her entire tour.

00:46:38
Speaker 2: She hasn't posted that.

00:46:39
Speaker 1: Not one thing about her is symbol performance.

00:46:43
Speaker 2: She'll never be bad.

00:46:44
Speaker 3: I would be annoyed too.

00:46:46
Speaker 2: Well, when you're I mean yeah, when you're Jlo like that, you're worldwide, You're.

00:46:51
Speaker 1: Worldwide, And some people can say like, well, you know, you're just a person like everyone else.

00:46:56
Speaker 2: It's like, well, if everyone I was going to walk into that store and drop money, not like a But beyond that.

00:47:01
Speaker 1: She's not like a regular person. She's not like you.

00:47:03
Speaker 3: She's a person absolutely, but.

00:47:05
Speaker 1: Regularly, she's not far from regularly. She's gonna die just like everyone else. Yeah, got it understood. But like, she's not like you, not like me.

00:47:14
Speaker 3: I can't even fathom.

00:47:16
Speaker 2: What it would be like to be what it would be like to be j Lo. That would be me, like thinking I'm justin Bieber or something.

00:47:22
Speaker 3: I went to a friend's house the other night.

00:47:24
Speaker 1: Who is a somebody and you don't have so I know, don't say you have no friends?

00:47:29
Speaker 3: Who is a somebody?

00:47:30
Speaker 1: And I was like, I love this. I had no idea that this neighborhood existed off of this canyon. And he goes like yeah, John Mayer is the first house when you drove in.

00:47:41
Speaker 2: Uh.

00:47:42
Speaker 1: He named some other person who I didn't know until I googled him, and already I forgot his name. I recognize him.

00:47:47
Speaker 2: He does amazing He does amazing things. It was a.

00:47:49
Speaker 1: Fantastic neighborhood that you literally wouldn't know existed. And he said, and Jennifer Lopez lives literally right next door.

00:47:57
Speaker 2: And I'm like, let's go to take a bathe what if I find where Jayla? I'm taking a bath in her hont up?

00:48:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way you're getting in.

00:48:08
Speaker 1: I saw it, and literally it looks like nothing. I thought it was the end of the cul de sac. I was like, Oh, how cute they've got like no neighbors.

00:48:15
Speaker 2: Is it like high things with like the roofs are like under the trees, so you can't even see it.

00:48:20
Speaker 3: You could not see anything. It was like a tiny.

00:48:23
Speaker 1: Little gate that like a couple of cars could fit through very high uh trees, and then it goes back to the ginormous gate like you literally would.

00:48:34
Speaker 3: It was amazing.

00:48:35
Speaker 1: I didn't see it.

00:48:37
Speaker 2: I was told.

00:48:39
Speaker 1: I was told, Okay, Jlo did not invite me over. Let's get into Ronney News, not Ronnie. Can you tell I'm stuck on Ronnie from last week?

00:48:48
Speaker 2: Yeah? Give him the news. I didn't watch.

00:48:50
Speaker 3: No, it was Jersey.

00:48:51
Speaker 1: So social media reports that there's gonna be five new cast members on Jersey. Uh, and they're in the final stages of casting. There's only gonna be two or three cast members that will be back.

00:49:03
Speaker 3: I think we all know who that's gonna be.

00:49:04
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be Dolores, Judice, and Gorga.

00:49:09
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's what I think.

00:49:12
Speaker 1: Okay, And if Gorga and Judice are like, we're not filming a show together, we refuse. I think we know who probably is going to be the one to not be back.

00:49:21
Speaker 2: We'll be watching what's her name?

00:49:25
Speaker 1: Jude Ice.

00:49:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:49:26
Speaker 1: I really enjoy them both. I think Teresa is like a such a kind spirit. Her daughter's on gen X. Now, I don't know how I would feel about my daughters being on reality TV. That would make me a little nervous. But what's been said. Andy said on Watch Robin's Live that the entire cast is going to be announced at Bravocon.

00:49:51
Speaker 2: Get your tickets, Get your tickets.

00:49:53
Speaker 1: It reminds me of the first ever Bravocon in New York where they announced that the new city was going to be salt Let.

00:50:01
Speaker 2: Did I go to that one in New York? Yeah? Where I had my ankle monitor? Yeah? How fun?

00:50:09
Speaker 1: Wait?

00:50:10
Speaker 3: Was that two times in New York?

00:50:12
Speaker 2: No?

00:50:12
Speaker 1: I think there was two times in New York and one. No, you went the second year? Second year you went when Jenshaw was banned and I saw her the rooftop. I was like, how the hell.

00:50:22
Speaker 2: I didn't even know how I got him, but I.

00:50:25
Speaker 1: Was like, keep me away from that. She wasn't allowed into the convention center, but she got.

00:50:31
Speaker 2: Into a rooftop party with all these celebrities. I went because Lauren was like bad and I was like how normal? And I was like I'm gonna go. So I go and I just walk in and they were like, hey, come on in. So I think they knew.

00:50:46
Speaker 1: But I think they knew they what was up.

00:50:48
Speaker 2: They knew what they knew. They know who I am. But we I'm sitting there and just talking like with a couple of people, and all of us, I feel like we all knew she walked in before she did. She were like something fucked there? She is, Oh shit, hit mites that's how fucked up.

00:51:02
Speaker 1: And now she's being held in the same prison that Gallaine Maxwell was just transferred to. You guys have prison in Texas that is housing Jenshaw, the girl from the girl from who who didn't made up the what was her name?

00:51:20
Speaker 2: Elizabeth? That is her name? What was it? The dropout or something?

00:51:24
Speaker 1: Now the dropout Elizabeth Holmes Holmes, Elizabeth Holmes and Gallaine Maxwell.

00:51:30
Speaker 2: Did you know what could be alive?

00:51:32
Speaker 1: Someone get a camera in there.

00:51:33
Speaker 2: That I'm not kidding you Genshaw that she tried to pitch it. She was like, can we do? People can write whatever they want, but I did hear and it is so Genshaw. She was like, we should do a reality TV show of the like us in prison, and it's like, are you not understanding why you're in prison? Bitch?

00:51:53
Speaker 3: Well, do not understand? You're in prison because.

00:51:55
Speaker 2: You stole money from elderly people, you fucking bag. She should be in there for longer.

00:52:05
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. She's getting a show.

00:52:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll watch it. Are you joking?

00:52:10
Speaker 1: Can I? But Elizabeth Holmes will make an appearance.

00:52:12
Speaker 2: I'm all just to let you know. I am saying she should be in there for longer. But if she gets early, don't want your show.

00:52:19
Speaker 1: I will too, But Gallane needs to raw in there.

00:52:23
Speaker 2: What if Gallaide and Maxwell?

00:52:25
Speaker 3: Dude, she was Epstein's right hand woman.

00:52:28
Speaker 1: Bye bye, good riddance. Fox announced that Special Forces. You know it was special Forces we interviewed, Yeah.

00:52:39
Speaker 3: Rudy and Billy. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, fucking gangster.

00:52:45
Speaker 1: So they finally announced the season forecast, which I already knew this was happening. It's in Morocco because my friend Britney Cartwright is doing it did it? And she would FaceTime me from Morocco at like two in the morning, and she be like trying to figure out who who else was going to be there? And she'd be like, I think this person is going to be on it. Can you tell? She would be like FaceTime and me trying to zoom in on the pool, like Brittany, it's too far away. I cannot see that. She's like, well, you know me, I'm blad she's got like her bifocals on can't see ships.

00:53:17
Speaker 2: I would love for her and Lisa to play wears Waldough so both.

00:53:21
Speaker 1: Fail, So we have Britney Cartwright Teresa, Judice and Jia, her daughter Cody Brown from Sister Wives Dead, Eva Marcel from Real Housewives of Atlanta, but most importantly from America's Next Top Model she won Brianna chicken Fry. What is that? Oh, chicken Fry?

00:53:43
Speaker 2: She was dating the name?

00:53:45
Speaker 1: I thought that was the name of the show she was on.

00:53:47
Speaker 2: She was on the country.

00:53:51
Speaker 1: Singer Chicken Fry. I know, I know who Chicken Fry is. I only know her as that she's hot.

00:53:57
Speaker 2: No, and she's so dope.

00:53:59
Speaker 1: Sean Johnson East, the Olympic gymnast and her husband Andrew East, who's an NFL player or was is he? Do you know if he still plays Montana.

00:54:09
Speaker 2: Boys as they were probably filming when they were in off off season Montana Boys?

00:54:14
Speaker 1: The TikToker Mark Estes dated christ and Cavalari. Yeah, he's pretty hot. That's the cast.

00:54:22
Speaker 2: That's that'll be a good one.

00:54:25
Speaker 1: I know what happened to Brittany, but I'm not going to tell because I'd get in trouble. But I do know.

00:54:30
Speaker 3: I do know a little.

00:54:31
Speaker 1: I know a lot. Actually I know everything. I don't know one but I don't know. But I have to imagine that Cody Brown probably called it a day very quickly. That's my guess. I think Eva, you know, the women do well.

00:54:47
Speaker 2: I think Teresai here's the thing extreme because women are really strong mentally. I will say that.

00:54:53
Speaker 1: That's why I think maybe Sean Johnson kind of crushed this. Montana boy went home day two.

00:55:00
Speaker 2: He got there, saw the boat and said, I'll just see second.

00:55:02
Speaker 1: Rudy was like, shit in that hole. He was like, I'm out. My whole brand is being sexy, and now I have.

00:55:08
Speaker 2: To shit in a hole.

00:55:09
Speaker 1: No, thank you.

00:55:10
Speaker 2: It's like camping.

00:55:12
Speaker 1: The last thing I want to talk about because this made me really happy. So the adult pacifiers, stressed out adults are turning to baby pacifiers for stress relief and sleep aid. You guys, fuck you all. Do you know how much shit I got when I went to bed with a bottle and everyone was like that, I are you joking? And now everyone's on this train. I'm always just a isn't it fun bit? Ahead of my time?

00:55:35
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? And isn't it funny? And I feel like it's a big thing right now because the hand of mouth or you're not vaping.

00:55:42
Speaker 1: You're just sucking maybe, and it's fine, because your teeth are all in so you won't have binky mouth.

00:55:47
Speaker 2: We hope don't.

00:55:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hope you guys be careful about that. But what made me excited about this is it makes them one step closer to having adult mama roose.

00:55:58
Speaker 2: Guys, guys eyes, Me and Law.

00:56:03
Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't give that idea away, but I feel like someone else will create it.

00:56:07
Speaker 2: But we were working out and we're just seeing Sosa just in this Mama roo.

00:56:14
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know what it is, it's like this oval thing you put your kid in it. It's got like the mobile or mobile. You can literally pick six different settings.

00:56:25
Speaker 2: And it like moves around.

00:56:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go in circles, you can go up and down, you can do a zigzag, and you can do speeds one, two or three.

00:56:33
Speaker 2: And we came up with a bright idea to make an adult one like just all you have to do is make it like a mattress size. You put the mattress on it and then it just sways it and then just build a.

00:56:45
Speaker 1: You need to be able to move it to where like it could prop you up or lower. Dude, people put lazy boys in their house like in front of the TV. Just put two of those, you and your lover sitting a just rocking back and forth.

00:56:58
Speaker 2: I would never get out of bed. Just could you imagine waking up softly moving I go right back.

00:57:04
Speaker 3: To bed, right back to bed.

00:57:06
Speaker 1: It'd be the equivalent to me taking a puff of weed, you know that feeling Back in the day.

00:57:13
Speaker 2: My favorite kept.

00:57:14
Speaker 1: The pen next to the bed. You'd wake up, hit it right back to bed.

00:57:18
Speaker 2: That My favorite thing, though, was taking like three hundred milligrams of Yeah. I would eat like three hundred, four hundred milligrams. Me and my buddy, Oh, Taylor, Yeah, Taylor, Taylor. We would get so ripped, and then we would get Hector's.

00:57:41
Speaker 1: Oh the old Moca sala.

00:57:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we would watch either Live PD or COTS and just pass out.

00:57:51
Speaker 1: Imagine, well you can't do it now, but imagine doing all of that in.

00:57:57
Speaker 2: A bed of roof. Betty Root adult roue, adulta roue will hit.

00:58:03
Speaker 1: Sounds like adulterer an adults R.

00:58:07
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the better room.

00:58:10
Speaker 1: I'm not great, and I I'm good at names.

00:58:12
Speaker 2: I just throw a shitload and then one sounds good.

00:58:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, something's bound to stick you guys, Thank you for listening to another episode of the Give Them All a Podcast. I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and I feel like I got an elephant off my chest by talking about peasants out.

00:58:24
Speaker 3: So thank you guys for being the soundboard.

00:58:27
Speaker 1: I really needed that. I'm gonna catch you guys on Monday for a bonus episode and again next Wednesday. Bye bye,