The One Where Everyone Gets Ransacked in Palm Springs

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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, look back to give them a podcast. We are one day shy of my favorite holiday, thanks Giving.

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Speaker 2: It's your favorite holiday.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Christmas? Okay, let me battle you on this, Hi.

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Speaker 3: Easton, Oh I'm here. I was about to. Yeah, No, I was gonna tune in on the battle because I very so like Thanksgiving more than Christmas as well.

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Speaker 1: Because hear me out, hear me out. Thanksgiving is like the Christmas Eve of Christmas Eve and Christmas Okay, you know, it's like you have so much to look forward to and they're just giving you just a little, a little, a little taste of what's to come, my fun holiday to come. You don't have to spend money on anybody, no gifts to.

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Speaker 3: Me and the fun. And I think the reason why I like it.

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Speaker 1: Is because quality time to spend.

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Speaker 3: And you prepare for Christmas. That's what's fun. Because we used to do the tree like we decorate on things, and that's what was fun. So I guess maybe that's why I like Thanksgiving. No gifts, no money, yeah, money on the food and then preparing for Christmas. That's what it is.

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Speaker 4: No that I can see that. Yeah, I was gonna say that. I mean I'm cooking everything that's Thanksgiving and I bought most of this stuff this past weekend and I spent over three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: You know that you could come to Thanksgiving with us?

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Speaker 2: I know, but you know what, I love love.

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Speaker 5: To cook and this is like my love language. Like you can still over and to host everything about it. But I don't like if there was like ten people, I'd be like anxiety. But it's just like Kyle's mom and dad and me and Kyle and mom. Okay, so Kyle, they're both coming. Yeah perfect, I know, and so I will come to.

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Speaker 3: But you guys are more love him on your Instagram. To Kyle, it is so funny.

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Speaker 1: There's no one fun You're the Joe.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: In my mind, I'm praying to God that like no production company follows you because you would definitely be offered a show and.

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Speaker 2: Me, you know what's hilarious. I don't think we would ever do it. I love, no, we would never.

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Speaker 5: I would rather watch people like you and your mom and Easton on a reality show. I think if like Kyle and I were on because we are so boring, think about it.

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Speaker 2: Instagram is like the funny parts.

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Speaker 5: But like twenty three hours out of twenty four of the day. Kyle and I are the most boring couple you've ever met in your life, So it just wouldn't work. But you guys are, like, like I said last week, and we were just talking about this, literally, I'm around Lisa and Laala most of the week and.

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Speaker 2: I can't get enough of them.

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Speaker 5: And if we did like a reality show, if someone, if any production company is listening and was like, I'm gonna follow around Lisa Lalla and when Easton moves here and done, I'm watching it. I'm watching it every week religiously, and I'm the number.

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Speaker 3: One fan John.

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Speaker 1: We went, and I wish that I can't wait until this podcast has video because I wish you could have seen my mom, our mom at the Elton John concert last night.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, you went to Elton John. Lala went to Elton John.

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Speaker 5: Easton didn't go, but Lala and Lisa and Katie and Logan, Yes, tell us about Lisa.

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Speaker 1: It was so fantastic, you guys. Let's talk about just how karma really had our backs yesterday. So it's at Dodgers Stadium. Obviously, parking is a fucking nightmare. I think Dodgers Stadium. Correct me if I'm wrong. I know I could google. Let's google what how many seats are in Dodger Stadium? Okay, I'm being around seventy thousand.

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Speaker 2: And it was fully are they limited?

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Speaker 5: All?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well this says it's the home of Dodger's a capacity of fifty six thousand, making it the largest baseball in the United States.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so fifty six thousand seats, give or take the tiniest little section that was not They weren't filling up, so you can only imagine how many cars are trying to get into this area to see Elman John. I roll up. I park in the very first parking lot because I was sold when it said easy in, easy out parking, twenty five dollars done, all right, So I roll up in there. I see these shuttles and I'm like, oh my gosh, we gotta shuttle. This is awesome. We park, we start walking towards the shuttle. The woman says shuttles are not for you guys, it is for people working the concert, and I was like, okay, no big deal, we'll walk. So we start walking this shuttle. We probably I'm not even kidding you. We were still so close to the parking lot. All right. The shuttle pulls up, she opens the doors, and she goes everyone get in. If you don't tell, I won't takes us all the way, literally asks every single person on this shuttle what is your section, and drops us each off at our exact section, Like that.

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Speaker 2: Was that a person or was that an angel?

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Speaker 1: She was an angel? I told her she was an angel. I gave her a good tip, and she was so grateful, and I was like, it is the least I can do you. Literally, just like there was one man who was older and when he got on the bus, he was already winded and said, you saved my life, ma'am. And I was like, I hope you're not serious, because that's concerning, right, Like it was so sweet, but I was also like I was a little worried.

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Speaker 3: But miles that really is miles away.

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Speaker 1: By the way, all uphill, and then you do a quick hook that is total incline. No, okay, So we got a shuttle well worth the money, well worth the money. We walk to our section. We roll up to where the concession stand is no fucking line at all.

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Speaker 5: None is was it a special like VIP.

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Speaker 1: No, it was just Karma good Way. No, it was a bunch of people who are sheep and when they see a line that there's two people and they just assume like it must be closed, and it's like, no, it's not closed. I'm getting in it.

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Speaker 2: What'd you guys get?

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Speaker 1: I got a pretzel, French fries, hot dog.

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Speaker 3: Dog? You share? We shared the pretzel did not glizzies? The what the glizzies? What time? You never? You never heard them? Is that they call them gizzies? You never heard?

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Speaker 1: Do they call them glizzies?

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Speaker 3: I want to know everywhere New York? Yeah, I need a glizzy?

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Speaker 5: What I heard it here?

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Speaker 3: First?

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Speaker 1: Please co sign on what this man from Utah is claiming the East Coast g l i z z y Yeah, google it.

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Speaker 2: Bitch, I'm back on my Grizzy. Do you remember that little wind song?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: He said, bitch on back on my Grizzy, not Glizzyzzy.

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Speaker 3: Meaning hot dog?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Okay, give me a g it like a.

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Speaker 2: Gen Z thing or no? Is it like since not gen Z?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: I know, but I feel like he since cool, like he knows that and all honesty.

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Speaker 3: I feel I have no idea where it actually came from. But I'm positive it came from New York, and it was probably some TikTok something that went.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually unsure, but I'm one hundred percent sure that it came by.

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Speaker 3: No, it came from New York. I do know that. Really, I love the dog vendors.

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Speaker 5: Come on everything New York saying.

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Speaker 1: That Lisa and I got our own Glizzies. We did not share a Glizzy Nope. And then the concert starts and my mother, who is the baddest bitch you will ever meet in your life, sixty two fucking snatched as it gets, never seen a workout a day in her life, eats like shit.

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Speaker 3: The one thing she got mad at me when I went to Trader Joe's because I didn't grab the rice crackers.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh she's slack ice crackers, harder than you'll, harder you'll than you'll ever see anyone, slab rice bags upon bag.

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Speaker 3: She buys six at a time and I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, so such an icon.

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Speaker 1: She's such an icon. I wish you could have seen her dance. I'm gonna do it for you right now. Can you film it that we can post it.

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Speaker 2: One thousand percent.

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Speaker 4: This will be posted on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeahd wait, why is this so accurate?

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Speaker 3: I that's the one thing that I own. She loves raising the room. She fucking yes.

00:08:51
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.

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Speaker 5: That was really good because I've seen her dance with ocean before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I look identical to my mom now.

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Speaker 5: That you guys, La La could be on SNL with the impressions with the voices in the movement.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, that was Lisa.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can't wait to post that because now people can see she was in her element, didn't sit down the entire time. I felt like I had a duty to the Disney Plus viewers to at all times when my wrist band lied up to put it in the air.

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Speaker 3: Wait did they light up all together?

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Speaker 1: Tell us about these letters, You'll get a wristband. When you entered the park, and there was like this song where it was like thunder and lightning, and every time the bass would drop like light things would light up. So I was fixated, like I was digging out him. But I was like, we also are live streaming Disney Plus worldwide, so like it is my duty, it is all of our duties. Okay for when this lights up to put it in the air. Okay, I was almost wishing that I would have gone too.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I wish they just I've streamed, do you guys.

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Speaker 3: In? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And then Lisa, it was beyond fantastic. I cannot believe. By the way, my mom said, the last time she saw Elton John she was in the ninth grade in Utah.

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Speaker 2: Can you believe that? So overall the show was iconic, iconic.

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Speaker 3: I do want to what was most of the the audience? Was it older or was it kind of you?

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Speaker 1: And no? I mean there it was like a variety. There were elderly people who were fucking getting so buck wild and it was amazing to see. Then there were literally like little kids there. Yeah, you know, like their parents had taken them, which I really when I see stuff like that, like that parent is smart. But like I'm sitting here playing like a shawnty Elton John Whitney Houston.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well that's how I hit all the notes. And that's how you know the icons too.

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Speaker 5: You go to something like, I mean, Elton John, Hello, it's Elton And you go to something like that, little kids all the way up to elderly people.

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Speaker 2: It's like he speaks to everyone.

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Speaker 3: Yes, like Brannon our brother, Yeah, introduced dreda tool and now that's his favorite man and he would have never known. And they went to his con who tool was right?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: But same? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So we roll up to the line though to get in right. We're standing the line and there's a lot of people in the line and I was like, I say, I'm such a clown. I go, you guys, did you hear the bitches back? And these the women look and one woman goes, oh, honey, we never left. I was like, yes, yes, I love you. It was to get cheesy. It was amazing to look around and be like this one artist has brought all of us together where all we are here to do is just like bask in his talent and what he's done for people through his music, through his charity work, through just a living the way he wants to live. You know, it was It was absolutely inspiring. There were these two cute guys in front of us, and one kid kept doing the heart hands and I don't know what it is about, like someone doing the hearthnds that I just go, oh my god, you are so sweet, Like I love you. I love you. I know, like you are the cutest thing I've ever seen. I love that he kept putting his heart hands on there. I was like, I adore you so much. I just I loved everyone at Dodgers Stadium last night. I really did. It feels emotional already, it was emotional, and then my karma got even better. How So then, because I was like, I'm parking at the last lot because all these people who are getting primo parking spots by the park, they're gonna be waiting, They're gonna have to We're like cattle right now. Okay, and you can't just like hit a person unless you're the woman at the gate, then you most certainly do. So I get in the car, A car lets me in. I'm waiting, and I have to cross traffic to make a left. Both lanes fucking stop for me.

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Speaker 5: Are you kidding?

00:13:17
Speaker 1: Both lanes stopped for me.

00:13:20
Speaker 5: Okay, that's insane. I would say, what have you done? But I already know I'm like this, and yet this.

00:13:26
Speaker 1: Bit r blow drops my whole life. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, guys. I'm still la la bitch.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, So you got home and what record time, probably after a concert, like they.

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Speaker 1: Woke me and then we woke using up and then imain on a woke an Ocean up. You did and it started tickling her back. So I just want to see that she was okay, and her cute little bum was in the air, So I like, I need a baby. And then she woke up and looked at me and goes. I was like, I'm getting you out. I'm getting you out.

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Speaker 3: Of her just in the kitchen and I just hear walking down and yeah, she's just perfect.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 2: Last night?

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Speaker 5: So I babysat Ocean last night until Easton came and she we were dancing and having having quite a time.

00:14:12
Speaker 1: It was girls night. Oh.

00:14:13
Speaker 5: I took videos of her on my phone that I can't but I said.

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Speaker 2: It was like a few.

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Speaker 5: It was probably like a half an hour before bed, and she'd eat her pizza and I took her over to the fridge and I opened the fridge to get her water, and she pointed at the tangerines and I was.

00:14:26
Speaker 2: Like, oh, you want a tangerine?

00:14:28
Speaker 5: Okay, So I take it out and I give it to her to hold, and then we're gonna go over and peel it.

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Speaker 2: And I turn and look and she's.

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Speaker 5: Sunk into the tangerine like an apple, and seemed to be like, if I would have let her, she would eat that whole thing.

00:14:45
Speaker 1: Well, I figure people put peels on things all the time.

00:14:49
Speaker 2: Well you're supposed to, I hear from the healthy community.

00:14:52
Speaker 4: You're supposed to eat a lot of peels like the people killing it.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 5: But I was like, oh, no, no, no, And then I peeled it off and she went cock got to appeal and I say, yeah, it's yucky.

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Speaker 1: No, it was an amazing night, Jess. You're amazing for doing that. I was looking at the Elton John tickets and I had Ocean all weekend, and you guys know I do not when I have my kid. Mmmmm, shit, I have my kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I want to put her to bed. I want to wake up with her, like we're doing the whole thing, We're spending the day together. But I really wanted my mom to experience this, and so we already planned the balloon festival. So I was like, Sunday night is the only night that we could swing it. So you just saved the day, and then Easton saved the day by taking over.

00:15:31
Speaker 3: Well, Jess, oh my gosh, I left shit in the uber. I Jess would have got home earlier, my dumb ass.

00:15:39
Speaker 2: You guys, let me tell you.

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Speaker 5: I was planning wing there till eleven, and Easton was like, got there at like eight thirty and then was like, oh my god, I'm so so I was out of there by like nine thirty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, she had to stay there longer because I had to hit up my uber because I forgot my I didn't even care what was in it. I just wanted the bag that it was like my dog kit that you bought for I was like that it was Louisa. So I was like he got it back. Though I did get it back. I mean I had just a couple of cords.

00:16:10
Speaker 1: Did you tip the guy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I get him a hundred really yeah? Hell, I thought, you know, what are you kidding me?

00:16:16
Speaker 1: Air?

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Speaker 3: So I had air pods in there, not I mean, all replaceable. I didn't care about that. It was the gift that you got me that I cared about. So for a hundred bucks to get it back and then everything, I was like, they're well worth it. But I felt bad because I'm taking money out of his pocket to go work.

00:16:31
Speaker 1: He could go and someone else.

00:16:33
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was like, I will give you cash and he was like sounds good.

00:16:36
Speaker 1: And you know what, that's so sweet because I thank.

00:16:39
Speaker 3: You for waiting again for me. She's the great.

00:16:42
Speaker 1: But you know that guy didn't have to return it.

00:16:44
Speaker 3: He could have that.

00:16:44
Speaker 1: I don't have it.

00:16:45
Speaker 3: No, that's my fault, and he could.

00:16:47
Speaker 1: Have taken it.

00:16:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

00:16:48
Speaker 3: And he'd apologized to and he was like, hey, just because you made a because I did make a whatever it is, a ticket or a coin, I made a client. So he literally was in the claim to take a picture of like giving it back to me. He was like, I hate to tell you, but you might get charged like fifteen bucks on your card as well. And I was like, bro, I could give a shit. Yeah. I was like is this enough for you? And he was like dude, he goes you were my last ride. He was like, I lived close. So he was like, I'm glad that you got it back, and I was like.

00:17:17
Speaker 5: That's so important, especially this holiday season. Tip your drivers, your waiters, all of them.

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Speaker 3: Right.

00:17:25
Speaker 1: Also, this just goes to show like sounds like yesterday, it was just like a.

00:17:30
Speaker 3: Good day, the karma that you get, but you've done amazing things to deserve what you had on that day.

00:17:35
Speaker 1: But by the way, I mean, you can be a shitty person these days and like really get away with it. So shout out to everybody yesterday who really came correct and did the Lord's work all right, whether you believe in that or not doesn't matter, Like y'all were good humans and I appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So yeah, got back to you.

00:17:57
Speaker 1: Right, Let's just all do good and get good back. Let's like really dive into this real quick, because apparently Jessica is the perfect nose.

00:18:12
Speaker 5: No, you guys, stop, because it's I've always loved your nose. It's not that listen. I appreciate my nose. I love myself. I'm very confident.

00:18:20
Speaker 2: What wait, let's let's let the listeners know. Why do you say that?

00:18:24
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I've always loved your nose because it's very just like straight and very slant done. Like I love a nose like that.

00:18:34
Speaker 3: It looks great, but the like from the like straight on. But the thing is it's perfect.

00:18:39
Speaker 1: From the side.

00:18:41
Speaker 3: That's also the thing, Like you can have a good nose from dead on. But once you turn it can either be.

00:18:48
Speaker 1: Like Dad, Dad got My dad got hit by a two by four and.

00:18:53
Speaker 3: What yeah?

00:18:55
Speaker 1: How my grandpa was making him hold up wood and it fell and smacked him in the face.

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Speaker 2: Did he break?

00:19:02
Speaker 3: Yeah, it broke?

00:19:03
Speaker 1: And did he fix it now? And my grandpa didn't care. That's because like, you're fine?

00:19:11
Speaker 3: Backup?

00:19:12
Speaker 2: So what was it?

00:19:14
Speaker 1: So it wasn't crooked? He Actually I loved Dad's notes, but it had like the bump on it. But I loved I just adored my dad's face. It had so much character.

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Speaker 3: You have his nose before the two by four, I kent he does. He had a rate little nose.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just from the two by four. So we go to do this fatial with this doctor Canodia, right, and apparently he's like the rhinoplasty king. Okay, he's done everybody. And I asked his assistant, a very famous person who I wish I had her nose, and she said he's on everyone's nose. And I said, did he do this person? And she said, I can't confirm or deny that, And I said, can you look up? And she looked up and I was like, oh my god, I love him. But anyway, he comes in, looks at Jessica's nose. Okay, he's walking by the office that we're sitting in and literally stops walks in and he's like, your nose looks perfect nose.

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Speaker 5: No, he loved her nose, which is so here's I'm gooda that's very sweet. He said, more specifically, it's the perfect nose for my face. So he said, here's what I think if you cut, if you took a picture of my nose, you're a normal person.

00:20:37
Speaker 2: This is just my opinion.

00:20:38
Speaker 5: It's not going to bring that photo to a rhinoplasty doctor and be like, this is the nose I want. But he did say for my face, he specifically said with my cheekbones.

00:20:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, it works.

00:20:50
Speaker 5: And he said if I came to him for a nose job, he would turn me away, which is very nice. And you you guys, that made me feel really good because I've been like with you to certain plastic surgery doctors who I love, and with my friends back home when they're getting botox or fillers, because I haven't done anything to my face yet, and I can tell always, I can always tell this isn't just in my mind, because someone was with me once and they were like, oh my god, plastic surgery doctors or whatever. I can tell they'll like assess my face a lot, and you can see their eyes. It's almost like they see a face like you can tell I haven't had worked done just because like my rinkles and whatever.

00:21:31
Speaker 2: And you can you can tell.

00:21:33
Speaker 5: It's almost like they see a face and they're like, oh, I could do so much to this face, you know, like there's so much I can do.

00:21:39
Speaker 1: And they're like, I could rob I could literally take all her money.

00:21:47
Speaker 5: And you see their eyes and they're even like talking to my friend and they're like looking at my face and like talking and looking and you can see them.

00:21:53
Speaker 2: You can see them, like the botox I would put in this bitch.

00:21:55
Speaker 1: You're looking a blank canvas.

00:21:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so the pain time also like I could rob her for all of her money and not have to do anything at all to her face.

00:22:10
Speaker 1: No, but he didn't have to say that.

00:22:13
Speaker 2: So when he told me my.

00:22:14
Speaker 1: Nose he would cut in and my nose was too broad the bones, He's like, bones aren't supposed to be that broad on a nose. I was like, why I officially hate.

00:22:23
Speaker 5: Myself no, you guys have great we all have beautiful noses.

00:22:28
Speaker 2: But it was nice because I.

00:22:29
Speaker 5: Thought when he first when he looked at me and came and I was like, shit, I'm sitting on some I'm sitting on something that I shouldn't be sitting on. And then when he said and then he when he looked at my face, I was like, here it goes. Because I'm like, they're all so polite, they won't say anything, but this guy is gonna say something.

00:22:43
Speaker 1: And he didn't.

00:22:44
Speaker 2: He said something nice.

00:22:44
Speaker 1: So that was nice. And I think that your nose needs an Instagram. The gen Zers will really have a hat, I.

00:22:53
Speaker 3: Know, righty God?

00:22:55
Speaker 5: So that yeah, so that was nice. It was a nice little confidence booster. I have the fucking best nose. You all better fucking just.

00:23:03
Speaker 3: Recognize.

00:23:05
Speaker 1: Can you please just post your nose a lot?

00:23:07
Speaker 2: Let's post my nose someone. This is funny because someone.

00:23:10
Speaker 1: Holy fans for it, only fans.

00:23:15
Speaker 2: I'll do it for my nose, I am.

00:23:17
Speaker 5: This is perfect for the person that d M me and said you're you're on your fucking high horse lately and I'm sick of it.

00:23:24
Speaker 2: Someone said that in the DMU yourself, you.

00:23:28
Speaker 1: Think I'm on a high horse now, baby. That comment just further up, like this is perfect for that person, So you're welcome. Okay, So can we talk about this real quick? What I want to like prep people because Easton is soon going to be a fixture on the podcast, so it's not going to be yeah, it's not going to be so tailored to one thing, you know. So this is me taking Easton and like prepping him for the weekly podcast because we're not always going to be talking about Thanksgiving, you know. And yes, by the way, we're putting you on the market.

00:24:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have to apply. I have to, and we get to pay you.

00:24:06
Speaker 3: I have both of you. So they put their applications in to.

00:24:10
Speaker 1: Us, and then Lala and I go through and then done their first and last name and where they're from.

00:24:15
Speaker 3: Yes to the p I yes, little background check.

00:24:19
Speaker 5: Multiple girls have said we brought this up a couple of weeks ago and they're like, I'll apply to date east And.

00:24:23
Speaker 1: So I'm like, how big of you.

00:24:26
Speaker 3: To get to what hum?

00:24:28
Speaker 1: So what hum?

00:24:30
Speaker 3: I said to get to what hum?

00:24:32
Speaker 1: Like? Oh, okay, got it? Sorry, I'm so so we went. I know that's hitting. We need another one. Shout out Duncan Is it Duncan Donuts? So for disponsor the podcast? Right? Okay, so you guys, we went to Palm Springs this weekend. I told you we went for the hot air balloon Fest. It was me, my wife, partner, Lisa, my mom, my daughter, Jack's brid cruise, Janet, Jason, and Jared. Okay. The airbnb that we stayed in was pretty unbelievable. It was so cute. I'm so obsessed with it, and I just think if you guys are interested, I'm gonna tag them because I just think if you're gonna go to Home Springs, it's it was the perfect time.

00:25:19
Speaker 2: You all stayed in the same one.

00:25:20
Speaker 1: We all stayed in the same one. Love that it was a she yes, so that their Instagram. I'm gonna post photos and videos. But it's feather like a feather, feather stays s T A Y S and then the other the house is the pink Flamingo ps.

00:25:39
Speaker 5: How many beds and baths in case there's any bachelorette or bachelor party.

00:25:44
Speaker 1: So there's two sweets, there's two regular bedrooms, then there's another bedroom. So I think five, yeah, five total, five total then you have three bathrooms, huge kitchen, huge living space. The backyard is ginormous with a pool and barbecue and everything. And then the garage they've turned into like a cool entertainment, like there's a ping pong table, big cozy couches.

00:26:14
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have to go with a group.

00:26:16
Speaker 1: No, it was amazing.

00:26:17
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

00:26:18
Speaker 1: However, oh no, not the house. The house is beyond Lisa. The day that we're leaving, right in the house, okay, we've been ransom. I was like, what do you mean ran side. She goes the car, the diaper bag is gone. I'm like, you're fucking kidding me, right, Like, the diaper bag has my wallet, all my credit cards. I need to drive home from Palm Springs. Okay, Lisa's wallet has everything in there. And I was like, there's no fucking way. And Lisa was like, there is a way. We didn't lock the car, Lauren. And I was like, Lisa, there's no fucking way. I know I locked the car, and she goes, well, the diaper bag is gone. Keys were in it, so obviously you couldn't have locked the car. And now we've all been ramped. She loved that word. Ramsacked all for thank god, the diaper bag was in the bedroom, okay. So I was like, we didn't get ransacked, and she goes, come look, come look at the car. So I walk out and we very we did get ramsack. Okay. Every crevice of the car had been opened. Lisa's ring that I was like, thank god, it was just a ring. But she got in Puerto Rico while I was pregnant doing a movie, so like had sentimental value, but I just had to let it go. Jackson Brittney's car also, they broke into it, nothing was taken, which is so fucking weird. They obviously didn't lock theirs either. The neighbor pulls up and said, did they hate your car too? And I was like, yes, they said ours too. We saw them on the Mareen camera. It was at eleven or at one thirty am. I'm like, that is terrifying because we weren't sitting in the garage okay and like playing a game.

00:28:09
Speaker 2: You were yes, oh my god.

00:28:12
Speaker 1: But they were like they didn't get anything from us either. I'm like, so what was the pub?

00:28:15
Speaker 3: Well, they're probably in all honesty when you ransack a car like that, if you're going most people are going to open the glove box.

00:28:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, the glove box was open.

00:28:24
Speaker 3: What they will do is they will take your like registration registered, because that has information of where your car's at. So double check that. And I'm only saying that to everybody who might be ran.

00:28:37
Speaker 2: That's your home address.

00:28:38
Speaker 3: That yeah, it had your home address.

00:28:40
Speaker 1: I don't that is it my home address.

00:28:42
Speaker 2: Not for you, lalla, but for most people it all have their home cares.

00:28:46
Speaker 1: I don't think my registration was in the glove box anymore.

00:28:49
Speaker 2: Really, but it wouldn't have had your home address.

00:28:52
Speaker 1: No, I never put my home up.

00:28:54
Speaker 3: There's a lot of so like even your insurance like know when they're like we need prove insure and registration. Your insurance card has a lot of information as well.

00:29:04
Speaker 1: My insurance cards were still there.

00:29:05
Speaker 3: Okay, But if you do get ransacked, like a lot of people just look in the glove box to see what was taken, but a lot or like the center console, no one really looks to see the paperwork that was in there has a lot of information about you and your car. Luckily it if you were actually just check. But it's it's scary, it's only it just makes you feel like you were attacked.

00:29:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, that you were surprised wasn't taken or did you not have anything super valuable?

00:29:33
Speaker 1: There was nothing valuable in the car. I was a little it seemed like they were younger kids that did it, because it just was like a messy job. And also if I think it was, if it were like older people that did it, they would have taken I mean, we had the car seat, we had the strollers, Jackson Brittany had this big wagon that was worth a lot of money. And I just feel like with this time of year, and if they would have been older, I know that I'm sure they had kids or no people that kids, and those are all things that are very expensive, like it's expensive to have a baby and go and buy these who knows, Yes.

00:30:07
Speaker 3: They could have been just looking for the twenty bucks cash or whatever.

00:30:10
Speaker 5: But no smash windows so anyone's and even.

00:30:14
Speaker 1: The neighbor was like, we left our car u lock too, but we cleaned it out last night, so thank god.

00:30:19
Speaker 3: But luckily, usually if your car is not unlocked, they'll break the window.

00:30:24
Speaker 5: Too loud, though if there are houses all in it, like next to each other, that's so loud.

00:30:29
Speaker 2: Breaking a window. Someone's gonna hear it.

00:30:31
Speaker 1: How weird that. I'm like, our car was so good. Oh, by the way before over, you gotta wait. It's like, okay, so that was because I must have done something bad, and then this was like I did something good.

00:30:42
Speaker 2: No, but you didn't leave anything in there. Imagine if the diaper bag was left in there. I don't know what I was amazing. You didn't have to get anything sold.

00:30:50
Speaker 1: If they would have taken that, they would have taken the car keys. The car keys were in the diaper bag. I literally used this like forty dollars backpack. Wherever I go, it gets spilled on, you throw it in the wash, many come apartments, easy to get into. The Gucci diver bag.

00:31:03
Speaker 3: Is gorgeous inside. Yeah, you have fun getting nightmare.

00:31:08
Speaker 1: Yeah you cool with it. Actually you look stupid, like who would do that?

00:31:12
Speaker 2: Maybe you'll carry it when she's like five.

00:31:14
Speaker 1: Maybe could be like a book bag. Yeah, totally sent Ocean into the first grade with a giant diaper bag that we've converted into a book bag.

00:31:23
Speaker 3: Fuck it, I feel like that. The thing is, I don't know if she'd be the only kid doing that though, I.

00:31:28
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I know, probably the parents are like, we spent a lot of money on this when you were a newborn. Yeah, Jess, I wanted to thank you for the TV guy that you hired.

00:31:45
Speaker 2: I did, Wait why.

00:31:46
Speaker 5: Because we did talk about this and I specifically hired a TV guy based on.

00:31:51
Speaker 1: Someone to come hanging the TV.

00:31:53
Speaker 2: Yes.

00:31:54
Speaker 1: Can I tell you how this went down? Tell me please, because I swear to God it was like whoa.

00:31:59
Speaker 5: No, you guys hold on because I was sad that I didn't get I was like, I thought for sure i'd get a caller text and I didn't. And I was like, Okay, so he wasn't as good looking in his photo in real life, and that's fine.

00:32:11
Speaker 2: But tell me because this is so exciting.

00:32:13
Speaker 1: Was hitting just right. So I pull into the parking garage and I see this guy waiting to get on the elevator. Okay, and I'm sitting here waiting for the gate. Tope. I'm motherfucker. If I don't get on the same elevator, I'm gonna lose my mind. I need to be where this man is going on that elevator, So I like fucking whip the car around. As soon as the gate opens. I pull into my spot. I look over, he's gone up already, all right. So I was like, wasn't meant to be? So I walk into the house.

00:32:40
Speaker 3: Where is he? And shirtless?

00:32:43
Speaker 1: On a hundred. I was on a hundred all right. I don't know what had happened that day, but I was like, Mom, fuck these motherfuckers. And she's like, Lauren, I'm in the guest room. And so I walk into the guest room and there is the man come to mama.

00:33:03
Speaker 3: I would also need one hung up in the bathroom.

00:33:06
Speaker 1: And then he was like, if you guys ever need anything else, like, I'm happy to give you my direct phone number.

00:33:10
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, we'll take that from.

00:33:12
Speaker 1: You, guys.

00:33:13
Speaker 5: This is so exciting because I literally was we needed a new handyman because ours was out of town or something.

00:33:20
Speaker 2: And by ours I mean Laala and Lisa's but ours, Yeah, and they needed.

00:33:24
Speaker 5: A TV hung So I went on the website I usually do. I won't say it here, but if you want to know, DM me and looked through some photos and I had some options you put in the day and time you need. I wasn't like creepy about it. Day and time you need and then like ten people popped up, and so I was like, okay, well then I'll just see their photos.

00:33:43
Speaker 2: And I saw this one man and I was.

00:33:45
Speaker 5: Like, Okay, if he looks as good in person as his photo does, then this will be a nice treat for Lalla.

00:33:52
Speaker 2: But that makes me so sappy.

00:33:55
Speaker 1: He had a little baby face tattoo where on like his cheek area.

00:34:00
Speaker 3: Yea, what was it? That's gonna hold on? What was it? Though? I need to know?

00:34:05
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't say I had to play cool. I couldn't be like harassing baby face like a face of the No. It was like a small tattoo, like a tattoo that was like a baby baby face tattoo. Okay, Like it wasn't like other men I had have dated, but it was it was. It was there like I need to go myself.

00:34:25
Speaker 3: I hated.

00:34:30
Speaker 1: The podcast. All Right, you're no longer just my brother. You're like stepping into like we're going to be talking about BD. Yes, there may be a time in my near future where I get laid and we're going to talk about it.

00:34:43
Speaker 3: D Okay, So only that. Who's Pete Davidson dating?

00:34:47
Speaker 1: Now?

00:34:47
Speaker 2: Are you joking? He's killing it? He pulls like no other.

00:34:53
Speaker 1: It is. But he also I think he's super hot with like his tattoos and just like his vibe and and he's funny.

00:35:00
Speaker 3: It's like six three. I think he's a good looking he's super good.

00:35:04
Speaker 2: He's got that.

00:35:05
Speaker 1: And then once he Kim Kardashian, it was like, Okay, you are now like the hottest of hot right.

00:35:13
Speaker 2: Yes, he's got the sauce, as the kids.

00:35:15
Speaker 3: Would say, I hang out with him.

00:35:16
Speaker 1: What does that the sauce? I don't know.

00:35:19
Speaker 2: I've heard it on TikTok sauce. I heard it on TikTok once gen Zy, but it might not even be a thing, but I heard it, and so I'm going to use it.

00:35:28
Speaker 3: So hold on, But so did you text him? Need right now?

00:35:32
Speaker 1: I don't have to for him. It's like I'm not horny, so I don't need to have sex, and then I don't want a relationship. So as of right now, men are completely worthless.

00:35:40
Speaker 2: But he's the hand He's the new handyman.

00:35:42
Speaker 1: He's going to be very handy. Yes, he's gonna hand.

00:35:46
Speaker 5: You might be as well, very handy for him.

00:35:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, just tru that is put perfectly. So we are going to Jackson Brittany's for oh, speaking of Jackson Brittany, because for some reason, when I think of Jack's, I think of Florida. This has nothing to do with him. But I've realized, because I just watched another twenty twenty episode, which I do often, I'm never moving to a small town and I'm never moving to Florida because I've noticed every single murder they start with, I'll live in a small town. This would never happen. We all knew our neighbors and we were all shocked. And I'm like, really though, because I've watched a thousand of these episodes and they all start with this, or it starts.

00:36:31
Speaker 3: With it's almost like the people who aren't shocked need to be.

00:36:34
Speaker 1: Locked, or it starts with we found Susie dead in the you know yes, and then it's like it flashes like Florida. I'm like kids, the one water tower in the middle y, No small town of Florida. I'm not coming there.

00:36:52
Speaker 3: We realize its own country.

00:36:54
Speaker 1: In my opinion, yeah, we're really happy where you live. But I've seen too many twenty twenty episodes that just start the same way.

00:37:04
Speaker 2: Florida's wild all the craziest.

00:37:07
Speaker 5: If you ever see this was like a thing going on socials, if you ever see the most insane headline headline in the news, like like man escapes via hot air balloon from Chase and then lands on a mountain and builds a home, and like it's always really its always, yeah, man always with pat Alligator hot walking down.

00:37:33
Speaker 3: Every time I reach something in Florida, I'm like, how is this connected to the United States.

00:37:38
Speaker 1: However, there's a lot of shit where I'm like, Utah looks pretty sketch because I just watched a documentary called Murder among the Mormons, Okay, where this guy just like forged all of these documents. He was a genius, where like he would forge these documents that would relate to the church Todent Lincoln, and he knew how to properly do it, so when he's sent it in to be authenticated, they'd be like, this is real because he knew how to age the paper, he knew how to age the ink. But people he was he would sell these documents yeah, for like hundreds of thousands of dollars. And this was in the seventies.

00:38:20
Speaker 2: So like collectibles or something.

00:38:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he The most famous among the Mormons was the Salamander Letters Okay, that he forged, and the church was like, we can't let this get out. This is crazy. So they were going to pay him for these documents, but he was on the brink of getting found out. So he creates bombs and starts murdering people close to him.

00:38:40
Speaker 3: Hm.

00:38:40
Speaker 1: Okay, so that happened. Then you watch things like Under the Banner of Heaven, Utah Mormons, the Lafferty fucking murders. It's like, oh, I don't know that I want to live very Mormons.

00:38:52
Speaker 3: Oh my god, all of them. I'm not gonna say that.

00:38:55
Speaker 1: It's not every small town. It's not a blanketed state.

00:38:57
Speaker 5: We're not talking blanketed statements here, but yeah, there's at Yeah.

00:39:01
Speaker 3: So like their plates that they keep hidden in a mountain in Utah.

00:39:05
Speaker 5: Have you guys ever seen the Book of Mormon plays, Like we need to because I've heard the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

00:39:11
Speaker 1: But like when they talk about Joseph Smith and they're like he did this down and the other I'm like, it sounds to me like he took the mushrooms.

00:39:17
Speaker 3: It's right, Like if I were to go and do what. He came out and said, like I me, I went into the woods by myself and God spoke. You know, I'd be in a room by myself kills.

00:39:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it'd.

00:39:32
Speaker 1: I know.

00:39:32
Speaker 5: But some people, it's like a lot of cult leaders. I'm not comparing Mormonism to a cult, but I'm just saying a lot of cult leaders. There are people that have this power of persuasion and they just draw people in. That's how so many cults that end with like people dying and like shit like that happens. It's like and a lot of people to this day, back then are lost or they're looking for purpose and they're the perfect person for like shit like that.

00:40:01
Speaker 1: Well, my dad because he left the church at a very young twenty two, and it was a constant battle within that side of the family. And my dad asked my grandmother, God rest her soul. I fucking love you, Grahams, don't love the way that you like believed in some crazy shit. That's okay, you're up there, you know the truth, crazy Jesus. But my dad asked her, like if the president of the church asked you to drink poison, would you And she goes, I'm not going to answer that question because he would never ask us to do it, and she and he was like, but if he didn't, she goes, I don't feel comfortable answering that question. It's like, what do you mean that is a while? I know. Wow, this podcast is weird today.

00:40:50
Speaker 2: I love it. I love the happy Thanksgiving everybody.

00:40:53
Speaker 1: You should rebrand this podcast to just be like lalas tangent.

00:40:59
Speaker 5: People say all the d ms are their favorites or when Easton is on and when there's Tangents happening.

00:41:04
Speaker 3: So there the thing is, I had to say it again, the moremon tangent. I don't know if back but no, like just and I don't know if it's with all people, but like the woman who used to just kiss our dad hello, you know, but I don't know if that is the Mormons and my dad fu yeah tell us. So we would have Thanksgiving type parties or a Christmas party. They would come over with their family. We were family friends. My dad and the husband of the woman kissing him were very good friends. But they would come over. He would hugger and she would initiate the kiss, kiss on the mouth, like just like a quick peck. But it's almost to the point like I've never seen that done, but it's almost like is that a Utah Mormons winger ship? That was I But I feel like my dad hated.

00:42:04
Speaker 2: It too, did he?

00:42:05
Speaker 3: I don't think you love it?

00:42:07
Speaker 2: It was your mom's friend, right, yeah?

00:42:10
Speaker 1: Did she hate it? My mom? No, because I think it really was just like a friendly like.

00:42:15
Speaker 3: High and I think it didn't bother mom or Lisa because of how much my dad hated it. So like when my dad hates it, my mom's like, I just suck it up. It's my friend, get over it.

00:42:28
Speaker 2: I see Lisa literally saying that.

00:42:32
Speaker 1: So that was weird. And like as children, you see like some woman kissing your dad and you're like, that's weird, but in front of everyone, so I feel like it's not secretive but it's going on.

00:42:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is.

00:42:43
Speaker 5: I've never I never never saw that happen ever. But that would be like were you how old were you guys? Because were you never.

00:42:50
Speaker 3: Just like I mean I was about to.

00:42:55
Speaker 1: Well, we asked you did have questions in the world, it was off limits. Like I remember going up to my parents and being like, this is what I saw out of friends today. Is it normal for people to be like get filmed while his dick is out in this woman's mouth And my mom's.

00:43:15
Speaker 2: Like, oh, like porn.

00:43:17
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh.

00:43:17
Speaker 2: I was like what was going on?

00:43:18
Speaker 1: All the time, I didn't know it was porn? And my mom talked me through it. She was like, that's called an adult video, and yes, that is normal for adults to do. You shouldn't be watching that. And then I just knew, like, that's not for my eyes. I know that at some point, like I guess that's normal. I don't know. My mom said it shouldn't be filmed, yeah, but like it's out there. Yeah.

00:43:39
Speaker 5: So here's my question for both of you, if either of you, because I'm interested, we're in a situation like that and someone and they just kissed you on the lips, what are you saying?

00:43:49
Speaker 2: Are you having a talk?

00:43:50
Speaker 5: Are you asking pulling them aside and asking them kindly not to do it? Or are you just sucking it up? And I know this person kisses me on the lips every time I see them.

00:43:57
Speaker 3: If it's my significant others for and I would go to my significant other and say, hey, is there a reason behind why she does this? And I'm not liking it, and then I would have her either say something or I would just say, well, I'm asking her politely not do it.

00:44:13
Speaker 1: But I feel like, you know, when someone's leaning in for a kiss, Like if someone started coming towards me with their mouth, I'd be like, whoa, what are you doing? You would yes, I'd be like, no, here's my cheek.

00:44:23
Speaker 5: Really yeah, because that could make it uncomfortable and awkward if you're like, well, because especially if they bring you in for a hug, you.

00:44:30
Speaker 1: Want to know what's more uncomfortable is you kissing me on the mouth exactly, all right, So like I don't really give a fuck if you feel uncomfortable.

00:44:37
Speaker 2: Exactly what I give.

00:44:39
Speaker 1: I feel comfortable, and I'm not comfortable with you leaning in to kiss me on my mouth, right.

00:44:43
Speaker 5: And I love the parents these days who don't make kids, because you know, growing up, it was always like go hug your uncle, or go hug and I love the parents these days, or go hug my friend, like go hug them goodbye, go and it was like uncomfortable, and I love one. Parents these days are like no, no, no, she doesn't have to give you a hug if she doesn't want to, she can say by kindly from here, my sister in.

00:45:06
Speaker 1: Law, Does that really? Do you like that? Yeah? I love it. I think it's important for a child to make the decision if I want to hug this person, I can If I don't want to, like funk.

00:45:15
Speaker 3: Off, well, there's no better. In my opinion, there's nobody that knows if they are in a comfortable or an uncomfortable position than a child. I feel like they know if this is a comfortable human being, just based off of the energy that they are putting off. So I would give and doesn't want hucause we always used to have to go hug people goodbye, right, I mean, but it was just back now, that was how it was.

00:45:41
Speaker 2: But you know your uncle.

00:45:42
Speaker 5: Yeah, But you know what it taught me though, because in like college and high school, there were so many times where I was just like and this and not this isn't as traumatic as it sounds, but where I was just like just fucking grin and Barrett and I'll be it'll be over and it's not.

00:45:55
Speaker 1: It's not as bad as you're just like Grandma's.

00:45:58
Speaker 5: Yes, or like sitting now to some fucking college guy who's wasted talking in my face. But I don't want to be rude and get up and be like, you're fucking annoying, So I'm like, Okay, just sit here for fifteen minutes and let it happen and then eventually he'll fucking fuck off or.

00:46:12
Speaker 1: Something, you know, big difference between you're annoying me. Yeah, like I'm uncomfortable. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable. I'm telling you, kick rock. Yes, if you're annoying me, like all engage and find a nice way to be. Like I'm gonna grab a drink, Like do you want anything? And yeah, I don't know. And I'm like, thank god because I'm not coming back I know, right.

00:46:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, the bathroom is the greatest escape.

00:46:32
Speaker 1: Before we sign off, what is everyone excited about for Thanksgiving? And what is everyone thankful for it? Jess, I love that.

00:46:37
Speaker 2: Oh I have to start, No, I should end.

00:46:38
Speaker 3: Okay, Easton, Well, I'm thankful for family, Okay. I'm very blessed to come out here and be around everybody I love, and I'm excited to just be around everybody that makes me happy.

00:46:50
Speaker 2: I love that.

00:46:51
Speaker 3: And I'm excited for Lisa's sweet potatoes.

00:46:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, those hit different I'm excited for Lisa's sweet potatoes too. I'm excited to go to Jackson, Brits. I think it'll be super cute, and I just love watching the kids together. And I would say I'm thankful for you guys in this room. I'm thankful for my kid, and I'm thankful that, even throughout all of the craziness that is my life, that I am the happiest I've ever been in my life.

00:47:14
Speaker 3: I love hearing that because I've told you how many times. I'm proud of you.

00:47:19
Speaker 1: Thank you.

00:47:19
Speaker 2: I love zy Tea well.

00:47:21
Speaker 5: I am excited. It's excited for and thankful for is that. I'm excited for to host Thanksgiving. I think it'll be fun. I'm excited for twenty twenty three. I know we're not there yet, but I just feel I feel good about it and hopeful, and I'm thankful for you both. I'm thankful for this la family I have, which are the Burninghams. I love that ch and yeah, that's what I'm thankful for. And I'm thankful for this job and just the ones I love being able to be around, the ones I love for Thanksgiving, love that nothing about.

00:47:55
Speaker 1: I think that's why I love Thanksgiving so much because it really is just about like doing nothing, eating great food, and being with people that you really enjoy and care about.

00:48:04
Speaker 5: Yes, let's bring this full circle because that's how we started. That's why you love it so much. Is that why you love it so much?

00:48:09
Speaker 3: Yeah? I really do. And I don't know if it sounds weird, but on my end, just like working, it's nice because when you're away from work, like now, you have no like all of that's behind me, so like Thanksgiving, like you know, there's no stress, there's nothing like that, And I think that's why I really love it as well.

00:48:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, like everyone's shutting down with their loved ones. Yeah, I am obsessed with Thanksgiving. Thank you guys so much for listening to another episode of the Give Them whil A podcast. I hope if you're traveling, you reach your destination safely, you return home safely. I love you guys so much. Happy Thanksgiving and I will catch you next week