Saved by the Gizelle: RHOP Season 9 Premiere Recap

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Speaker 1: Your mugs all on Carlos Kingshop dot com. Welcome to Reality the King. It's me Carlos kings the King of Reality TV and one of the most sought after executive producers in reality television with over ten years of production experience. From Reality with the King, we'll sit down with my friends across the entertainment industry, recap our favorite reality shows and revisit unforgettable moments that we are still talking and tweeting about. Potomac is Back. I enjoyed the premiere episode, let me tell y'all something. Y'all think I'm messy and shady. The editor of this episode, It's Messy Shady a genius creative to reenact Karen's unfortunate situation. To give an actual reenactment was genius. I'm here for the dramatics, not the band. I'm here for the dramatics of the episode. I thought the way it opened was so damn good. And I got my popcorn, honey, and I was I was seated, Honey, I was seated. It was genius to see the way they open it up was everything. And I have something to say about Gaselle Brant. Are y'all ready for this? Giselle is back. Gazelle callby Bryant was excellent in this episode. And I'm gonna tell y'all why. And I need y'all. I need you guys to understand the the power of Giselle. Kobe Bryant. Anytime you can open up an episode being vulnerable, being a concerned friend, asking the right questions, being concerned, and by the end of that, motherfucker you are shady to me, I'll be lying. Gazelle started off giving me a y'alla bonzan and she ended it giving me Tommy Lee Baby, Hey, PJ Baby. Gazelle showed up to work, she clocked in. Gazelle filled out her ten ninety nine. Gizelle filled out her W two forms. Gizille had to show two proof of identification. She showed her driver's license and she showed her passport. Okay, Gizelle also had to show her birth certificate. Gizelle also had to show to two bank statements so that they can wire her the money. Baby Gazelle signed up for the gig, showed up and showed out, and I'm okay. Gazelle clocked in. Gizelle was straight like nine fifteen if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Little Kim. I'm a hip hop head period.

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Speaker 1: Gizelle showed up like a clock nine fifteen straight, if you know what I mean. Okay, Gizelle got her car. She punched in the way she was. I listen, and y'all know, I know everything about like how this, how this works. Giselle said, I wrote the curriculum. I'm the source. I did my research and I typed it myself. Giselle said, I always understand the assignment. Gazelle was was flawless. Her concern for Karen and and if you really watch the episode, Karen was skeptical. The way Karen was giving gizl the side eye honey at the table, like when she told Gazelle you could read about the paper, stold no like it was. I believe that Karen was I'm sorry. I believe that Gazelle was very concerned. Okay, I'm sorry. Gazelle wrote the thesis paper, the episode should have been called Saved by the Gazelle, Yes, honey, not saved by the bell, Saved by Gazelle. Honey, honey, Gazelle was Zach Morris. I mean, let's have a real conversation. The episode should have been tied Saved by the Gazelle because at this point, Gazelle is a noun.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she's a person, place or thing, you know, Saved.

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Speaker 1: By the Gazelle. She showed up okay and was asking all the right question. She spoke to Ray, she picked her up the rains rover. They almost ran a deer. Now, look, we will have a real conversation. I need, y'all, I need, I need. Okay, did y'all find this to be funny, messy, shady or concerned? When Gizelle asked Karen if she's okay driving by the scene of the crime? I said, what do y'all think it was? Was that concerned?

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Speaker 2: That was that little shade?

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Speaker 1: Or you know what I'm saying, because Gazelle is said, Gazelle, baby, you know what I'm saying. When she said that, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, now, wait a minute, Gazelle, I don't know, you know, like dude, I don't know, you know, it was I mean, listen, I would say, I would ask, what are okay?

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Speaker 1: Y'all said shady Bessie, Bessie, I'm sorry selves, g wagon, messy shade, messy boot shade Bessie, concern zero, concern. Oh, by god, y'all are hilarious. Okay, Jacqueline Turner, This ain't Jacqueline from the show, is it, hi Jacqueline? Jacqueline said concern. Okay, So that part I was like, I looked around at my empty ass house and was like, uh, what's c boot? So anyways, I need y'all to also answer this for me. Kate said, both, let's have a real conversation. Wait wait, Debbie, what okay? Debbie said, the reenactment of Karen's accident with the deer was the same deer a week later, which is Zelle took Karen out. This is too much. It's too much. It's too much, it's too much. Okay, So this is where we are with it, Okay, all right, this is where we are seeing that. I was like, okay, now do we think Karen told the waiter to say that Karen doesn't drink at the restaurant, because that was the part that I was like, because to me, it did seem very convenient and.

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Speaker 2: Odd and out of place. And again, I don't know what happens at that restaurant.

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Speaker 1: But it did seem out of place. That's just the way it happened. It seemed out of place to me. Nathan said, absolutely, she told the whole restaurant. Okay, you know, like it was. I thought that was convenient. I could be wrong. I could be wrong, but I want to say this, when it comes to the DUI, I'm never going to make light of it. It's a very serious thing. Similarly to me recapping OC with Shannon, and this is me being very serious. We all should definitely have a heart when it comes to that. You know, it's still going through the course and all that stuff. I'm never gonna make light of it. And I just want y'all to know that. And I know y'all felt that way too, And I thought that the cast did a great job of not making light of it. So I want to give a shout out to the entire cast a Potomac. Listen, I'll say this, like I told I said this about Shannon, I'm not with Karen every day. I don't know what Karen does. I love Karen. Karen is the Grand Dome, you know. I love Karen. Karen is everything right. That's whatever happens in the court, the court with this side. And and just so y'all know, as this storyline continues to play out, I'm not gonna touch on that. It's a very heavy sensitive topic and I don't want to touch on it like that. Okay, all right, So let's get to Miya. If we said that Giselle wrote the assignment and that Giselle clocked in, Mia Blyon is Mia b lying is the new kid on the block who is a straight A student who is coming for people's jobs. Let's have a real conversation. Let's talk. I said it last year, some of y'all read me for filth. I'm saying now, Mia be Lyon, who had the center photo on the photo shoot, conveniently wearing a different color green than the cast. Mia be Lyon is emerging as the star and they're all stars. What I'm saying to you is this the level, the level of transparency that Mia is giving this show makes me a proud founding father of reality TV. If Joselle wrote the assignment, Mia looked over Jazelle's Chouldren said, oh bitch, I'm copying. I see what you did. You know what I'm saying, Like she took notes me. This is the thing, this is the thing. I'm not gonna say names because I don't I don't want, I don't want listen, I don't want.

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Speaker 2: It's too much, So I'm not gonna say names.

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Speaker 1: But my rain Jop's gonna know exactly what I'm talking about. Okay, Michelle Poule, stay tuned. Okay, all of those girls underestimated. This is my opinion. I believe that all of the girls underestimated the power of Mia because they were worried. Now, I'm not gonna say worry.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say worry that they weren't worried. That's the wrong word. So I'm saying that's the wrong word to you. They weren't worried.

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Speaker 1: They have their eyes on another girl emerging as who wanted to be the star. Okay, let's have a real conversation. There's a girl. I'm not gonna say she's there or not. There was one girl that they were like, she's trying to take our place. We the ogs huh that they had no idea that Mia was sitting in the background like Sharon Stone and basic instinct giving y' all this. Mia had affirmations on her wall and repeated it every morning. I will be the star Potomac. I will be the star of Potomac. I will be the star of Potomac. I will be the star Potomac. I will be the star Potomac. I will be honey.

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Speaker 2: Mia had her candles, her holy Bible.

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Speaker 1: Okay, God on her knees, pause and said, Father in Heaven, Holla, be thy name. My name is Mia belyon, and yes, God, please forgive me for my sins. I know that one of the ten commandments is thou should not lie. God. I promise you, if you are able to give me one more season, I promise you, Lord, I will do the assignment. I understand Lord, that you had Giselle Kobe Bryant write the curriculum and the assignment. I will like a seat at the table. And not only would I like a seat at the table, Lord, I also will like to be able to sit front and center in a photo shoot. If you can make this happen. I would be happily pleased. And Jesus Dame, I pray Amen jib. We are just getting started. This is reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back into the show. We want Seierra's prayer. Y'all need to be listen to all future reality stars listen to me.

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Speaker 2: Y'all need to be asking for the mea prayer.

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Speaker 1: Honey. Mia was under Mia was the underdog. They weren't checking for Mia. They said she's a cartoon character. She belongs on the Looney Tunes, she belongs on on sesameon Street. She with.

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Speaker 2: You know, like they thought Mia was a Disney character.

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Speaker 1: Honey. They said she's a joke, honey. And then Mia emerged because what I saw in the premiere episode Lady Gaga and the words of your latest movie not the Joker child. A star is born and Mia is coming for them. Mia had a conversation with her a strange husband at a park. Okay, and Si that my man, what woman on national television is going to tell her husband that my boyfriend wants a maternity test on the child that is playing with our daughter. Mia is giving y'all reality. When Cam Michelle said, ooh, you want to shake the table. Miya said yes, sign me up. I have big feet and big hands, and I'm gonna with Nicki Minaj bro bigfoot. We all thought it was about mea at first. That's how much of a star she is. Mia is a star when you look into the sky. When Lou Rawls said shoot for the stars, he was talking about Mia. I am impressed by her dedication. I'm impressed by her level transparency. She wants it. Girl wants it the way beyond say just Sell knows, no Carter because she was a teenager at the time, the way Beyonce just Sell knows. Wanted to be the queen of music, and she worked hard, and she studied the art. Beyonce study the art of music. Well, you are witnessing it's me A studying the art of reality television. That woman is the future who tells her husband, my man wass a paternity test? I mean, what are we doing? I don't want to talk about it. Well, he's gonna ask about this when he grows up. Just tell him I'm his father. Well, I think Ink has the right to know. I'm sitting there, like what in the Love and marriage Potomacs. God, I said it last year. What did I say to y'all? Said Mia is about to be a star? I said, Mia is gonna get first chair. I said Mia is gonna get sent sent her flu. I told you all this, I've always said it, and everything I've said has come true. Miya is that girl she is, and there's nothing anybody can do about it. Mia wants this badly, and she has enough personal story, enough messiness, enough vulnerability to give the audience what they want. Once again, Gizille and Karen carries this show. We don't get props proptes due. Wendy is fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Ashley, it's Ashley.

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Speaker 1: She's great too. You know what I'm saying. Am I missing anybody on that show? This?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: The other two are new, Okay, Ashley divorced segment to me and I'm not gonna think I'm hard on Ashley and I love you Ashley, I'm not and listen, it could just be me. I'm not interested, I'm not intrigued. I don't care. I don't care, and that's not shame. I just don't care. I don't care whether night Ashtick gets a divorced. I don't think Ashley whatever divorced Michael. But that's my opinion. I don't think it's ever gonna happen. You can't. You can't show me me in a park regarded and the kids talking about paternity and expect me to care.

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Speaker 2: About Ashley allegedly divorced.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I enjoyed doctor Wendy saying do this on this career because she said my podcast Real Quick, Doctor Wynne said of my podcast, Hi doctor wynd I love you. She said that being a Nigerian woman raised by a Nigeria like born Nigeria, her mom.

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Speaker 2: Lawyer, doctors, all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: And she followed suit by being highly educated, and she said my podcast the reason why Carlos, you're confused and the audience about who is Wendy? She said, because I'm trying to figure out who I am. And I said, baby, that's the most powerful thing you said on my podcast. Okay, that's why it's important to come on Reality with the King because I let you talk without interruption. Okay, So love that with doctor Wendy. Now let's get into Okay, So the new girl, the jury is still out. I don't know much about her just yet. She's gorgeous. I will say this. I'm being honest as somebody who started doing Real Housewors of Atlantas. He's the one that did Jersey.

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Speaker 2: This is me though, I don't like it when a.

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Speaker 1: New housewife comes on the show and she's already going through divorce. We didn't like that when Noela did it on OC because we're missing, like something's missing. I want to see your full life. So when they blurred the man's face, I'm like, well, that means we ain't gonna see him. He's not filming this season, So I'm like, why should I care about you? Are you a housewife or a friend to the show? So I and again it's nothing against her because y'all like to run and tell people. Carlos said this, I don't know her. I am Mariah carrying the new girl. I don't know her because j Lo is Gazelle and Mia is Shakira. At Mia Bia wants to be in a simper bowl sharing the same stage as Gazelle, like Shakira jalo joo. Y'all better get okay now the hat to two party once again shout off to Gazelle. Kobe Bryant, who knows how to get the party start, and Karen helped her. Gazelle was magnificent in this episode, and she was magnificent in this half to two party because she knew how.

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Speaker 2: To get the party started.

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Speaker 1: There's a reason why you need a Gazelle Brian on airby show, somebody who's fearless and like, I'm gonna ask the questions period, And that's what she did. I thought that had the two party was Q two, Nathan. I thought it was great. Now, look they tried it with a non alcoholic drink in the name of Karen. Well, that's not they here, No, they are actually buying uber carts likes. Okay, y'all are, But that's why I Potomac it's a great show. Okay. The best moment of this episode does not belong to Mia. It belongs to Gazel. The best moment of this episode was when Giselle. Kobe Bryant asked Jacqueline was she a part of the three Sun between Mia and inc and y'all have the audacity to want Jaselle hired if Gazelle wasn't in this episode, Who's gonna ask the questions? Jacqueline, gad and MIA's like no, And then they flashed back to Mia saying that her ex had a threesome. And then, Mia, you did tell us you only had two boyfriends. It was Ink and Gordon. So Mia, is your new name this season? Gonna be Mia b Lyon? Still? Is that your name? Mia b Lyon? Still? Because listen, I need to know who's the ex because I watched the show and rain drops. Y'all tell me if I'm wrong? Didn't Gordon not Gordon Lord? Ink was on my podcast and their high school sweethearts? She met Gordon while she was with Ink. That's what Ink said, and that's what Mia said, Let's have a real conversation. So he said after him, it was Gordon who she married. So when Mia told the girls two seasons ago that her ex had a threeesome with Jacqueline, it's plausible to believe that Giselle is onto something. Do y'all think Mia Jacqueline incta three some? She so fancy says she watched an interview with Ink. It was good. Do y'all think Jacqueline Mia inkta three some? Let me know the comments? No, yop? Yes, absolutely not, yes, yes, no, no, I don't probably, but I don't care ink And with that, says Nathan, Caramel Dreams said yuck, yikes.

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Speaker 2: So Mia, the jury still out. Last year you were.

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Speaker 1: Mia b Lyon, a name I came up with, and thank you Candice for saying your last season at the reunion. We need to know, Mia, if your new name this season is Mia Belyon Still in the words of j Lo this is Me, then okay, we need to know it's Mia be Lyon Still like j Loo's album This is Me. Then we need to know that Gizelle activated Mia so much that when the girls were talking about Mia wanting the paternity, and she pretty much said, Nate your business and Karen's like, you plastered this whole story with your kid and stuff for the world to see.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 1: That's the gag of the gaggagags. Okay, So for Mia to get up crying because the thing is this. In my opinion, I believe Mia is a great person with a sweet soul and a good spirit, and as as interesting and funny and messy and shady she can be, I do believe that deep down inside she's a good person, and I do believe.

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Speaker 2: She took she took to heart what these people are saying about her.

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Speaker 1: So I do believe that. I do believe that. So No, that was interesting. That was interesting. It was interesting. I'm here for it. I love the premiere. It was a great premiere. The Real Housewives of Potomac is back and I could not be be urg. Thank you for listening to Reality with the King, Share, comment, follow and subscribe to Reality with the King wherever you get your podcast, visit Reality withthe King dot com and be sure to follow me at the Carlos King Underscore on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and yes, Baby, my YouTube channel where you could get all of my visuals, baby, my expressions, Yes, and don't forget Tweet me your thoughts and hot takes about this episode using the hashtag Reality with the King. Reality with the King is a production of Kingdom Ragin Entertainment. It is produced by Sierra Spragley Rix An executive produced by Me, Carlos King, King Doming Entertainment, Baby h