Episode 103 | The Guys Are Ready For Cuffin' Season

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Speaker 1: No worry, Love, you're gonna be a lama all summer effect.

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Speaker 2: So you're gonna hear this remix aw summer effect. Nigga.

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Speaker 3: Fucking when they crush Wednesday, I just fucking when they crushed Wednesday wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Even Wednesday, nigga, it was Fannsday.

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Speaker 2: He like, why you're ride with him? See like we just friends. So listen, check this out. This is a new episode of New Rory mal Iron Mall.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, that might be a much.

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Speaker 2: Whoever you are you stilling the sound? Journey's all good? So this this episode, since we're on.

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Speaker 4: On the road.

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Speaker 2: We're on the road right now. We're doing our live shows. We're fresh fresh back from Chicago shotdown, Yes, and we decided to take the day off because we're fucking tired, So deal with it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not a debt. We're flying currently right now. When you're listening that we are in the air, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, that's not how they that's us.

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Speaker 3: I've never been on a plane.

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Speaker 2: If you hear that, that means the planes going down.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to hear.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, this episode, uh Rory, we decided to uh do an evergreen episode we want to want to talk about quote unquote cuffing season. I didn't like it. I didn't know that that was still a major thing and well in our lives, but apparently it is. So we're going into covering season. I had no idea that drafting had started.

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Speaker 3: We're also we're also old as fuck, yeah, because I feel like the cuffing season term from what I remember started on Twitter totally different now in like nine twenty ten, when I think I was of the age to do the silly cuffing season games and schedules, right, I don't know what that looks like at thirty six.

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Speaker 2: It's totally different.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: It's a whole different world we live, and it's a whole different game.

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Speaker 3: If I told a grown woman, an adult woman, I'm scouting. I'm scouting right now.

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Speaker 2: She's calling the cops. She's calling the police. You're going to jail.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a four oh one K? And do you want children soon? Stat with your draft?

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Speaker 2: The womb is the womb good them. You gotta start asking the ladies the tough questions during cover season? Is the womb good? We need to know these things. So going to the.

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Speaker 5: Well, not ever ask a woman if her womb is good?

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Speaker 3: Why it's probably offensive. That's I don't know. I'm just assuming it's.

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Speaker 2: Probably asking a woman if she has a good womb.

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Speaker 5: First, going from your twenties asking women if the pussy is good, to going into your thirties asking is the womb good?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Like is she is she ready to have children? Can she have children?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is she fertile? That that's not a valid question.

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Speaker 5: It's a valid question, but asking.

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Speaker 3: Some women can't have kids, so I think they may deem it offensive to ask that though, But then again, I find it offensive when you ask me if I have a fucking job. I find the offensive winds that's none of your business, man.

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Speaker 2: I find the defensive when women assume that every guy's a trick. But we can't talk about that. So I'm asking is the womb good? That's a you need to know, like if you can't have kids, I should know that. Right.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's change our verbage and our tone. Thank you, are you planning? Would you like to have children anytime soon?

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Speaker 2: Not?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: Not?

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Speaker 3: Yo, what that womb do?

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Speaker 2: I didn't say what that womb? I said is your womb good? It's a difference.

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Speaker 3: Do you have twins in your family.

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Speaker 2: So that's a great quest too.

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Speaker 4: For one you need to know.

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Speaker 3: So for one, this episode you get one with you don't even need to begether.

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Speaker 2: This episode we're gonna cuff and season and how it has changed, and uh, you know where we stand in what side of the fence during the cuff? You on right now? So Damaris put up a lovely intro points to hit. So I just want to read this for y'all because I thought this was fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 5: I told of them it did not have to be.

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Speaker 2: No, no, this is very I love it. Look, I don't want I don't want you to feel like I'm attacking you. I love it. So Damara says, quote, if you're expecting a Newsy episode, this ain't it, my niggas. We're on tour right now, so expect more Evergreen episodes. Damara is doing a great job, and litt listen to how she thinks of us were the two most single men in the world with the shittiest relationship history. I don't have a shitty relationship history, but okay, shittiest relationship history are here to give you relationship advice going into this upcoming cuffing season.

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Speaker 6: Take technes.

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Speaker 2: Take notes.

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Speaker 3: Wait think, wait, we're telling the listeners to take notes because we're about to give a good dissertation about this.

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Speaker 4: Give you a minute to get We're going to break it down.

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Speaker 2: We're going to get into cuffing season. Uh. The weather's changing a little bit, the nights getting a little colder, the air is getting a little crisp at night. You need somebody to kind of, you know, keep company in the bed and cuddle a little bit.

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Speaker 3: So she really made an official document here. Official definition popularized when the rapper Fabulous in twenty thirteen coined the phrase cuffing season from Soul tape three.

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Speaker 5: Julian did that. Now Julian was responsible, don't do that.

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Speaker 3: Fab definitely didn't know.

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Speaker 4: So it became a thing.

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Speaker 3: In twenty eleven, Bad took it from Twitter, like it takes everything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it started before this song, but one day definitely ers.

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Speaker 3: Fab is the Facebook of rap, Like you know, Facebook gets everything way later, but it gets popular because Facebook is Facebook of rap.

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Speaker 2: Okay, got you, So he gets.

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Speaker 3: The memes late and that makes them songs were like, yeah, he does a great job. He does an amazing.

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Speaker 2: He's made a career of it. But actually and.

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Speaker 3: Then he got cuffed and we never got a soul tape again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Actually, if we don't need a soul tape, this this fucking things given for season is fucking over. We're not we're not doing.

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Speaker 5: He switched it from soul tape. He switched them to what DoD he call the New Ones? Sometimes she out he switched it from So on the holidays, come on.

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Speaker 3: Fab, I want I want some, So.

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Speaker 5: I want you know what's crazy as I recently revisited the Soul tapes and they're actually really really good. And also he was dissonanced.

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Speaker 3: They're actually actually they're all three of them are fucking.

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Speaker 2: I say that phenomenal pieces of work.

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Speaker 5: Let me clarify that I have always loved the Soul tapes.

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Speaker 2: What I meant was different.

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Speaker 3: They aged well, They aged very well.

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Speaker 5: A lot of period don't age well.

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Speaker 4: Love that.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so we're here to break it down. So Rory, I gotta ask you first, as a thirty one year old man to thirty two.

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Speaker 3: Excuse my industry age is thirty one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta give you your there's a thirty two year old man and as a forty year old man soon to be forty one. Uh, there has to be a vast difference in our cuff and season schedule. Uh, schedule of opponents, yes, Uh, you know travel away games, which is home games.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like at this point, I'm just the vet that's like just creeping around the league just to get as much money as I can before I retire.

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Speaker 1: And they just they don't bring they don't bring me in to really play. It's just to help the rookies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like you're the you're the player, coach now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Player, Like, let me get at least two more million dollars so my kids can go to private school. But I'm just I'm really here to help out the point guards.

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Speaker 2: I am retired from cuffing season. I played two seasons and didn't like it.

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Speaker 3: Two seasons out of forty early injury took you out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this decided to walk away from the game.

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Speaker 4: Who hurt you?

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Speaker 2: Nobody hurt me. It's just I didn't. I wasn't interested. I was like Mike, I wasn't. It wasn't. No, really like your baseball yearsician. Yeah, it was like I'm just go do something else. This is stupid.

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Speaker 3: What's funny is cuffing season has been such a big part of pop culture forever. I still don't necessarily know. Does it mean that you go with the intention that will it will just happen for the season, or am I really trying to cuff someone for a long term relationship?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cause some people have played cuffing season and then it turned into a baby boom and then they couldn't get out of the cuff.

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Speaker 8: It's supposed to end on the weather turned, so when spring starts, that's when.

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Speaker 3: That drastically changes how you're gonna scout, especially as an adult, like in your thirties, you would have to scout knowing this is going to end, and what type of mental level or age the woman is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and as you get old, there's different questions and during the cuff and season like scouting.

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Speaker 3: Because then thirty year old chicks is not doing the uh seasonal seasonal thing and they're not they're not letting you cut, we're freezing our eggs or we're doing it now. If you were to scout, though, even though we did did miss it, what type of scout slash coach would you be. Are you more of like the fundamentals like do you want your players to come from Villanova?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no?

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Speaker 1: Are you more like a renegade, like you want to put asses in the seats?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I like the ones that are entertaining, the ones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you're not gonna make the playoffs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know. I like the ones that are going to sell some jerseys. Yeah you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like the ones that are fun to watch. You don't have to really win, but just be fun to watch.

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Speaker 3: Good press conferences, yeah, make it interesting.

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Speaker 2: No vaccines, no no, no, no vaxxes please only waxes. No vaxes. So yeah, so drafting is now septemer first of the thirty. So now I have to ask, as a thirty two year old man, who has you know? You've you've you've, You've done your share festivals, you've done your share of R and B listening sessions, You've done your share.

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Speaker 6: You've done your cuffing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've done your share of you've you you.

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Speaker 3: So I was fussed from rip. It's what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: You've seen the rooms, you know what's out there.

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Speaker 3: You never moved around room.

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Speaker 2: You moved around some rooms.

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Speaker 3: So graciously.

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Speaker 2: Are there any what they would call franchise changing players in the pool right now? Are there any uh star players that are gonna come right into the league and make an impact like a like a Lebron James.

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Speaker 3: The funny thing is when you get into your thirties, right when you're in your twenties, so much of your twenties is going into new rooms you've never been in, and meeting new people you've never met, and going to places you've never seen. So it's so very it's very exciting, and you do see candidates and players like that. Once you get to thirty, you start to figure out what you're comfortable with and you go to the same rooms, and those rooms are actually starting to get smaller because people did get in relationships in the twenties. So I'm not seeing new people. I'm walking in and going, h you two, yeah, yeah, we're both single.

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Speaker 9: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Well we've been coming to this party for twelve years. It's just us left. It's it's maybe we should do it.

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Speaker 2: It's interesting now because some of our favorite couples are now single. Going into couple and see who's your favorite name of your not none of mine, but you know, social media. Drika and Kevin Gates are no longer a couple.

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Speaker 3: Are no idea who Draka is.

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Speaker 2: That's Kevin Gate's girlfriend longtime girlfriend Dirk in India. Derk and India are allegedly not together.

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Speaker 3: They gave Kevin Gates a lot of ship for days, y'all believe are split?

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Speaker 4: Is Lori Harvey still single?

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Speaker 2: Lori Harvey is always single, even when she has a relationship. She's just she's she's literally like a franchise's gonna she's put in any offense, she's gonna shine.

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Speaker 3: That's just what she She'll turn any man into a munch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, yo, that's her.

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Speaker 3: She's the muncher. She's munchyr Harvey. She's Munchy.

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Speaker 4: Munchy's munchy, but monchy Munchy Bows.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's.

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Speaker 2: Lori munch He just called lawyer Munchy Bows and none of y'all laughed in that.

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Speaker 3: They're probably the same height, so yeah, it's uh heah. It has a good vertical jump.

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Speaker 2: I just I don't know if any of these do women still want to be cuffed.

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Speaker 3: Though you speak for all women, you speak for you literally speak for every single woman on the earth.

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Speaker 4: I do not speak a Syracse New.

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Speaker 2: York speaks clear throat before you speak for all women.

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Speaker 3: Yep, she was munching, is what she was doing.

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Speaker 5: Literally, I'm over here munching. I do not speak for all women. Let's just put that out there. But also, I think women still want relationships, definitely, but they're just I think their standards have lifted in that it's hard for you guys.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to think like, oh, maybe women still wanted to get cuffed, And then I went to talk to a woman and she said, oh, you thought I was feeling you eat my pussy and leave. Oh wowsive, I was trying to talk to you now. Now I don't want to scout.

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Speaker 5: Ye.

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Speaker 2: See that the tables have turned in the dating world. The table the women are becoming I'll.

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Speaker 3: Stick to innermal sports. Yeah, professional way too hard for me. The women are becoming more beer softball league.

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Speaker 2: The women are tired of being the ones to get hurt. So now it's like doggy dog, Yeah they're gonna hurt you before you but.

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Speaker 3: We're really shitty at getting hurt. So that's why this this mayhem is going to ensue. Then, are we're not good at that.

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Speaker 2: So now that we're drafting, where's the ideal place for men to draft women into their team? For cuffan seats? Where's the ideal place that you want to meet a woman?

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Speaker 6: In the bar?

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Speaker 3: Scouting? Scouting would turn to texting, right, So drafting drafting is what the courtship of via text.

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Speaker 2: Be your text dates, you know, I.

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Speaker 5: Feel like that's tryouts. Dates will be tryouts.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like by October first, because it's really cold bot and it shouldn't be just dates. So you should be slamming by October.

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Speaker 4: First, I think they are.

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Speaker 3: You can't slam during scouting.

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Speaker 5: We live in I mean you asked me.

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Speaker 2: Who you asking me? I thought that was the scouting. If you're asking me as we got to see what the handle like? You Listen, I break all rules when it comes to this cuffing season schedule. That's that's just me though. I break all of these rules.

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Speaker 4: Do a lot of tampering.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not going to incriminate myself, but I've done some tampering.

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Speaker 3: You're the Bill Belichick of the scout.

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Speaker 2: I've talked to some playing and been talking to them. I've definitely done that of fans signals. Yeah, I've definitely done that a few times.

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Speaker 3: But I feel like the scouting drafting, which I guess would be texting, I think would change drastically in your thirties to your twenties as well, because at least in your twenties it's like we can talk about our dreams and what we're working on and what we want to be. By thirty it's like, yo, did that whole dream thing work out for you? It's like, where are you at with your miserable life?

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Speaker 2: So I didn't even I didn't even know that, honestly, that cuffing season was still something that was a big deal. I thought that everybody just was kind of fucking everybody, and yeah, if you get caught, you get caught.

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Speaker 3: It's a yearly season.

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Speaker 9: Realistically, the coving season and is actually from December first to January fifteenth, which is like, which is crazy a month and fourteen.

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Speaker 2: Days, Like I don't even understand, why is that.

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Speaker 6: Really being cuffed?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like such a short window to cuff somebody.

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Speaker 8: Also, if there's a playoffs January sixteenth February thirteen, that that implies that there's more than one person, so that no one's really coughed.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here's where here's where I think things could get dicey, and.

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Speaker 5: Let's move away ice Let's move away from this schedule because hold on, I.

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Speaker 3: Do want to get to to preseason, because that's where I think things get very complicated. It's a long how preseason works specifically in football. Is that a lot of the the correlation. A lot of the backups play most of the game. Yeah, the starters kind of see, they're just there, you know, to put the jersey on and wave welcome back. We're here looking forward to game one. All those other lower tier players play pretty much all four quarters. And now, if you are leading the pack in the scouting, it's preseason, I gotta play the backups, and the majority of the time has to be with the backups. Right now, the starter needs to sit on that bench and shut the fuck up and wait for sex for game one. Yeah wow, Well, well I let fucking second string, third string and fourth string get their ship off.

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Speaker 2: Because you have to see if your second string shut the fuck up was said with so much.

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Speaker 3: You have to Tom sit over there.

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Speaker 2: You have to see if the second string has the ability to carry the team. Yeah, if one of the starters have you know, to sprain an ankle exactly, and if you let me see what I got coming off the bench, so that during the season I could make subs. And you know, and you gotta.

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Speaker 3: Think of previous seasons. We all come with baggage. I've seen the way Mahomes scrambles. It's very injury prone. I need to make sure I have a solid backup.

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Speaker 2: A lot of movement. Mahmes does a lot of cutting on those ankles. You don't want to, you know what I mean, put too much pressure on them. So I understand you do. You do need to have players that you know you're keeping the tuck, keeping it in the wing. And like just in case you need.

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Speaker 3: A sub court salary cap. Yeah, you practice squad so much.

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Speaker 2: Time with them and they underst but you need a good sub. A sub has to know her position.

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Speaker 3: They're hungry, they want to play, and on top of that, if they don't work out for your team, like you know, some team coaches have good relationships. I'll be like, Yo, this cornerback didn't really work out for me, But I see what you got going on with your scheme like they might be able to fill in. Yeah, they worked, you know, they worked well with you.

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Speaker 2: I believe they worked.

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Speaker 3: Better with you.

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Speaker 2: The mottol is each one teach one. I believe what that is.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, the rules, we're too old for this man. We aren't waiting.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, hold on. Yeah, let me address that real quick. Hate to interrupt you, Rory. This is something I'm speaking for the fans right now because I be on the same wavelength as you. The fans are tired of you saying you're too old. You're not old at all. You feel oh.

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Speaker 2: You you you're missing it.

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Speaker 3: He's white, Yeah, we don't. We We we age very white years are like dogs.

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Speaker 2: He's seventy. You still clock out any day, I promise.

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Speaker 3: H white people aged.

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Speaker 2: Kicking in.

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Speaker 3: I have you hear my hand?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, car tunnel. I look at that.

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Speaker 3: That whole ship is all fucked up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, anyways, have a carport, aren't you got from holding the fucking mic?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he yo, My my fist game was crazy catching up with me, dude.

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Speaker 3: It's an old football injury. I agree, base. Oh okay. I have said a lot of times that I am old, and I'm not old. I am too old to be doing the cuffing season twitter joke thing. I do think I'm past that point in my life. I am a little too old for that. You think otherwise, No, I.

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Speaker 5: Think you need to like settle down and get married. Have joked them.

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Speaker 3: Even if it's not that. I think people in their thirties should, well not should. You can do it with fuck you want, should start to date with purpose to some degree if they want to be in a relationship eventually. This ship is for kids.

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Speaker 5: It's for jokes.

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Speaker 3: That's fun.

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Speaker 5: Let's move a week. No. No, but this.

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Speaker 3: Is to some degree accurate in your twenties as far as scouting, drafting trials, preseason, cuffing season, all that bullshit.

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Speaker 2: So when did you first try? When did you first participate in uh cuffing season? What year was it?

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Speaker 6: Hmmm?

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Speaker 3: It was funny. I probably didn't really participate in cuffing season until after college. I never really took any girl that serious and didn't went to the draft high school. I didn't really have like a serious thing. I was just, you know, I was just trying to get my dick wet, Like that's really what I was trying to do so yeah, probably not till after college I was like, hmm, maybe a girlfriend could be cool instead of just this emptiness of fucking people that don't really like me.

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Speaker 2: Because that is an emptiness. So you want to you want to start to sleep with people and have sex with people that you see being around for the long.

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Speaker 3: Run, well, someone that just recently went on a sound journey. Energy can be transferred, especially sexually, and bumminus is sexually transmitted. So like when you fuck, when you fuck people, yeah, your energy is being transferred. Get you're getting some bum juice on you if she's a bum or he's a bum.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely So have you guys ever heard of the term ninja cuff?

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Speaker 2: In a rory? He said that I had to hear of it. I don't remember hearing.

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Speaker 3: It was a Twitter thing, at least in New York Twitter.

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Speaker 2: What what is ninja cuffing? What is that?

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Speaker 5: The sneaky cuff where a girl cuffs you.

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Speaker 2: And you don't realize that she didn't.

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Speaker 5: Even realize that she's cuffing you. The next thing you know, you in a relationship. Julian is about to have a fucking core.

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Speaker 6: I hate that.

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Speaker 2: Do y'all cuff.

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Speaker 6: Yes, they figure it out.

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Speaker 2: I feel like women you have. Yeah, I feel like now women have just turned into like complete savages and y'all just do whatever the fuck y'all want.

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Speaker 5: Don't don't let the loud ones speak for the majority.

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Speaker 3: I agree with the maris. I think the perception and the narrative out there is that women are It's not as crazy as it's scored with the music.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 2: Scored with the music.

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Speaker 3: The season is being scored.

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Speaker 5: All these women are savages, just like how all these niggas are not drug dealers. Like it's like it's just you make the music that sells.

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Speaker 3: A lot of did a press run and said I'm in a loving relationship. A loto went on a press rounds like, yeah, I'm in a loving relation the ship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, no is Megan, so is JT is Carty, so it's Cardi, so is Nikki.

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Speaker 2: Yeah so I think I think that I think there are some women examples of women out there that are in relationship.

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Speaker 3: Is the City girls with Puff and UZI double cuffed, double couple of one of them.

00:19:19
Speaker 2: Niggas could be the one you lean on. Niggas gonna get their heart broken. Who you think would be the Puff Puff?

00:19:24
Speaker 3: I actually think his heart is already broken.

00:19:25
Speaker 2: Y Miami, she gonna break that nigga.

00:19:27
Speaker 3: Man, No, no, no, no, you're not.

00:19:29
Speaker 2: We gonna get music from bad Boy for thirty seven years after Young Miami crushed this nigga, Puff Man, that young girl, go send that nigga to the hospital.

00:19:37
Speaker 3: You know how I know you know how know Puff got his heart broke because like a week ago, two weeks ago, he did an ig live and like saved some of it and put on his ig and he said, God sent me here to save the community. And I said, oh yeah, she broke his heart. He is hert He is trying to find anything to distract from that heartbreak.

00:19:53
Speaker 2: Oh man, Oh, happy birthday the Young Miami. I think she just celebrated her birthday a few days ago. So happy birthday, and please don't just hipoff down easy.

00:20:01
Speaker 5: It was so funny. I recently watched her Just a Quick Thing. I recently watched her podcast, which Congratulations was nominated for a Best Hip Hop Platform at one of the Awards. Good nominated.

00:20:13
Speaker 3: She was a good Yeah. She interviews hip hop people.

00:20:17
Speaker 2: She had Lori Harvey on didn't she know, wait, hold on Lori Harvey on.

00:20:21
Speaker 5: No, that would be Lori.

00:20:22
Speaker 3: Harvey's not hip hop ilew.

00:20:25
Speaker 5: Lurry Harvey more hip hop and R niggas.

00:20:27
Speaker 2: Wow, she can have it. Listen, Lori Harvey can have the culture.

00:20:35
Speaker 3: I don't want to you know how any bars about lawyer Lori Harvey's hip hop.

00:20:37
Speaker 2: No, she's she's a big part of hip hop one thousand.

00:20:42
Speaker 5: No she uh, but yeah. She recently had Megan on and they were flirting or doing their little thing whatever because they like each other. So uh. Megan was like, you know, well, when you're done with this nigga, like, you know, come high at me. And Young Miami was like what nigga? And Megan looked around. Listen. Meghan looked around at all the you know now the community and Meghan points at the Delion tequila and the DeLeon glasses and said in the Revolt signs, it was like this nigga, Like, what do you mean? And Miami was like, I'm single on a nigga platform.

00:21:19
Speaker 6: Yeah, ain't ship they but they've been said they.

00:21:22
Speaker 3: Were the only thing we partner on is content puff. You know, there's a scheme somewhere in there and you could throw in revolting.

00:21:34
Speaker 2: She's gonna fuck with her.

00:21:36
Speaker 3: I really fun with her. She's gonna break she's She's hilarious.

00:21:39
Speaker 2: She's gonna break Puff's heart.

00:21:40
Speaker 3: Man, I think it's happened already.

00:21:42
Speaker 5: Can one of you guys cuff a famous song stress please that we can take us.

00:21:46
Speaker 3: We've been talking about this for a year. I know I can only speak for me. I'm trash, and I don't think any song stress really like.

00:21:52
Speaker 2: A rapper or R and B singer either one.

00:21:54
Speaker 5: A rapper will probably break your.

00:21:55
Speaker 4: Heart, will probably break down.

00:21:59
Speaker 3: I am way more scared the Summer Walker than Meg thee Stallions like, and it's not even close. Summer would break my heart way faster than Meg will break my mark. And I'm aware guys, neither of them would date me. I just internet, I understand.

00:22:11
Speaker 5: I think that's the bad comparison because I think Mega break your heart before Summer.

00:22:15
Speaker 2: Mega breaks something else on this little nigga before.

00:22:19
Speaker 3: She breaks my fucking back.

00:22:20
Speaker 2: Break this nigga pelvic before heart. Yeah, okay, that's the last thing that's gonna make break on hearts.

00:22:28
Speaker 3: And Meg, y'all, will y'all would come into the podcast one day and just hear me in the in the massive bedroom, gonna put.

00:22:33
Speaker 10: Me down, put me down, put me down, put me down, put me down. Megan, this isn't funny anymore. Put me down. My feet aren't touching the floor anymore.

00:22:46
Speaker 2: First of all, date da woman. Dating a woman that could pick you up is fucking crazy.

00:22:51
Speaker 3: Megan would put my shirt over my head. I can stop it. I hate when you do this.

00:22:55
Speaker 2: She definitely.

00:22:58
Speaker 3: Where does your brain go?

00:23:00
Speaker 5: Julie?

00:23:01
Speaker 2: Can Megan squad him? As would you ask?

00:23:03
Speaker 4: I think.

00:23:04
Speaker 3: I'm like a buck sixty sixty two?

00:23:07
Speaker 4: Bro? She could three sets weight man twenty.

00:23:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh for sure, she has a No.

00:23:12
Speaker 2: I would be the sense of twenty.

00:23:14
Speaker 3: You know what thirty second reps to only thirty second resps? You know when you do lightweight and a lot of reps that I would be the lightweight from that would be the toning.

00:23:24
Speaker 2: The super max set. She would definitely super max you. But yeah, I don't know if a cuffing season is still relevant to you guys out there, but if it is.

00:23:34
Speaker 3: First so let's not get away from this. There's songstress that I know what break moms are.

00:23:38
Speaker 2: Break my heart?

00:23:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think seven would get more out of here, like break my heart.

00:23:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think me and seven would actually be cool. I don't think it would be a heartbreak.

00:23:48
Speaker 3: Then that's my point exactly. I think you guys would hit it off tremendously in the beginning, and you think like I think, I think you guys would hit it off so well that while you guys recording, it's like, Wow, he's like, you're like my best friend. It would be part. It would be that.

00:24:00
Speaker 2: That's who would say that me. I think you look at girl and I say you're like my best You know you think I would look at girl and I like, you're like my best that I do, get the fuck out of it. I would never say you never did.

00:24:12
Speaker 5: That's what a girl?

00:24:12
Speaker 2: You're like my best You think I looked at you, Marie. You think I looked the girl on her face and told her you're like my best friend.

00:24:17
Speaker 3: But I said that like like like.

00:24:20
Speaker 5: Real ship, like full transparency, like I never girl like this before, like you like my homie, Like you feel like.

00:24:27
Speaker 3: More like my friend.

00:24:29
Speaker 2: Y'all watched too many vide y'all watch too many R and B videos like see.

00:24:32
Speaker 3: You're in them?

00:24:33
Speaker 2: I mean one. I mean, I think one video and I was like the eight ship and ship best friend, Like, come on, I'm not telling the girl, yo, you you like my best friend? What if she is there, I ain't gonna love you my whole life. Well first, and you're stupid, and that's when they know they cheating on you.

00:24:46
Speaker 3: Soon.

00:24:46
Speaker 2: Did you tell a girl you're like my best friend? She's like, I'm definitely about to cheat on this nigga. What you don't respect no nigga to tell you you're like his best friend? You walk all over they.

00:24:55
Speaker 3: Now now because I've definitely told a woman because she was my best friend.

00:24:58
Speaker 2: Hey, and that's why you had to go a sound journey and feel like a buzzsaw was going through the chest, taking your heart out your chest the same way all these women took your heart out your chest. See exactly.

00:25:08
Speaker 3: Just listen to the rest of this Today Night Audio Journey here, like, yeah, that's what you know. Y'all got it from here on out.

00:25:15
Speaker 2: But I would I wouldn't mind dating an R and B songstress?

00:25:18
Speaker 5: Why not?

00:25:19
Speaker 2: If if I like her enough and when we can actually like we.

00:25:22
Speaker 3: Click, Yeah, I would who.

00:25:24
Speaker 2: For Cuffing Season for cuffing season. I don't know if I want to do it for cuffing season, though it has to be by accident, Like I can't go into it's in your covering season. I'm about to cut this R and B girl, like see where it goes. It has to just like happen by accident and season and.

00:25:38
Speaker 5: Some bullshit, because I feel like that's time to be in a relationship actually is during the summertime.

00:25:47
Speaker 2: Who you're on that one?

00:25:49
Speaker 5: When I say that relationships like you get to do. There's so much more you can do in the summertime. So if you want to actually enjoy your relationship.

00:25:57
Speaker 3: Actual relationship about fucking just for a few months in living each other. That's what Coming season is.

00:26:02
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm talking about.

00:26:04
Speaker 3: Love is good in all seasons.

00:26:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, love conquers all. I don't know if you heard about it.

00:26:07
Speaker 3: Love conckers fall.

00:26:10
Speaker 5: You can go, you can you can go. Thank you so much.

00:26:13
Speaker 2: I know about that love, that love thing that's going around. People are catching it and they're holding on to it forether But.

00:26:18
Speaker 3: Like, uh wow, how you have to go there?

00:26:23
Speaker 4: I have a question.

00:26:24
Speaker 8: So since Coming season, it's the first three months lead up to the end of November, which is Thanksgiving. What was your first experience bringing someone home for Thanksgiving for the first time?

00:26:35
Speaker 3: Oh?

00:26:36
Speaker 2: Mine's was terrible. What no, not not that? Not that one, Jesus to me.

00:26:43
Speaker 3: And first of all, I was eating burgers off the grill for Thanksgiving. Yeah, no, I'm not bad at it.

00:26:49
Speaker 2: Who's eating burgers on Thanksgiving?

00:26:51
Speaker 1: Ya?

00:26:51
Speaker 2: If you go to somebody house and they pull out a plat of burgers for Thanksgiving, listen, man, you gotta be like, yo, this is no way this relationship is working. I don't care.

00:27:00
Speaker 3: Impossible burgers.

00:27:01
Speaker 2: It's impossible that y'all pulled out burgers on Thingsgiving. Y'all lying to me, y'all have to say, line, this is a fucking prink Burger's on Thanksgiving.

00:27:09
Speaker 3: Save these for Tuesday.

00:27:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I would absolutely call the police. I'm like, yo, fan, they got burgers in here. Man, it got to be a body in.

00:27:17
Speaker 3: Burger, a burger and mashed potatoes together. And I was just about to address that's a nasty side.

00:27:23
Speaker 5: Why do all white people make mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving?

00:27:27
Speaker 3: Because that's what the Indians taught us before we murdered them.

00:27:30
Speaker 5: The Indians.

00:27:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're Indians, the Indians, the Native the Native American.

00:27:35
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait, go back to your first do it? Your first experience with a girl bringing.

00:27:40
Speaker 2: Home her family was just I learned that her family really didn't like each other, but I was there to see it.

00:27:45
Speaker 3: Hat so a family.

00:27:47
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no, you don't understand why you were the guest. I was her guests, Like, you don't understand. It was like the uncle that they didn't think was coming showed up.

00:27:56
Speaker 3: Oh he always does.

00:27:57
Speaker 2: Like and no, but it was like about to be like I think the pops matter up, says A got his shit, like I think he would have said. He came back down straped because he was sitting there. He was sitting way too calm. And I'm looking at him like I saw you go up them steps and you came back down with a whole different energy, like you know, when the nigga got it. He's like, I'm just waiting for it, the pop soon when you start moving crazy, I'm shooting him.

00:28:17
Speaker 3: You know, It's hilarious. Maul was way more disgusted with someone serving burgers for Thanksgiving than bringing a pistol to Thanksgiving.

00:28:24
Speaker 2: No, because I know the energy.

00:28:26
Speaker 4: I know it.

00:28:26
Speaker 3: So he was like, yeah, I mean I get I see how you walking. He got it on him. Just don't serve me a burger.

00:28:30
Speaker 2: It's a different energy when you got it on you, Like your energy is like, yo, fan, whatever y'all want to do, I'm with it. Just trust me. I'm ready to go there. So I noticed that energy in the room immediately, and I'm just like, I'm sitting on the couch and she just keep telling me, yo, whenever you're ready, like, whenever you're ready, we can go. Yeah, And I'm like, no, I want to see this unfold, you guys, I need to see this. I want to see it happen. Like, don't say you want to leave now, Like the uncle had, don't fuck with the pops is here, he got his girlfriend and nobody like the cousin is here, like and he don't like none of y'all. And the the emo sister just came out the back room and she's still on the phone. She don't want to speak to nobody. This is fucking TV. I'm not leaving that.

00:29:10
Speaker 3: And I've definitely been in weird situations with women and their families going out to like hey, I'm sure this is a lot we could leave be like, oh, I thrive in this environment. I'm chilling. If you want to go home, go ahead, I'm staying here.

00:29:25
Speaker 2: We need to do a family clash Thanksgiving, like my family and your family. We need to get like a like a big ass banquet hall and just like just let it happen. Oh my gosh, I mean the queen is dead. We have reason to sell. True, yes, we have reason to.

00:29:41
Speaker 3: Celebrate and Thanksgiving. We were trying to get away from the Queen and we're like, they're England's so terrible. Oh look at these nice people that are teaching us things. Let's slaughter them. But England way worse than us. We have to get away from these awful people.

00:29:55
Speaker 2: And people have been sending me like things on Queen Elizabeth and I totally get it now. Tax reform, whatever she was, that that whole regime is is fucking crazy.

00:30:04
Speaker 5: They said. I'm so I can't stand how Maul knows nothing, absolutely nothing about Europe's history but knows I mean England's history, but knows everything about the history of Megan Markle's outfit. I'm like, well, that's more's interest. The fashion he one cares about the fashion, not the politics exactly.

00:30:20
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about that family.

00:30:22
Speaker 3: Maul's passion is the fashion.

00:30:24
Speaker 2: No, it's not even that. I just thought that that was dope, Like I like petty shit, I want you she threw a shot like yeah, but that wasn't.

00:30:30
Speaker 3: A fashion, That was just a shit.

00:30:31
Speaker 2: That was a shot, Like I respect that. I know a shot when I see a shot with the queen Elizabeth did in her family, I don't. I'm not from England, from America, like, I don't people funk about that.

00:30:41
Speaker 3: I don't want to get all the way away from this, this theory of mal Dinning and songstress. Let's say, mall bag normany.

00:30:47
Speaker 2: Beautiful woman, beautiful woman.

00:30:48
Speaker 3: We don't know her relationships that now, this is a hypothetical podcast situation. Yeah, Julie and Mike Kaiser. Sorry, she't sorry Mike for she signed with Atlanta.

00:30:59
Speaker 4: I don't know what I said.

00:31:02
Speaker 3: You were signed to Atlantic to at one point. Sorry, Julian, Sorry, Julian, I don't think you would be able to handle what comes with being a songstress sometimes in videos, because she would sucking face with Chris Brown and rolling all through that swimming pool together.

00:31:19
Speaker 6: I don't.

00:31:19
Speaker 3: I don't think you could be on set and be supportive that day because they got to do it. Like that's what's working now is two singers pretending to like each other.

00:31:30
Speaker 2: And no, I'm secure enough for that. I don't. I wouldn't mind that. That wouldn't bother me.

00:31:34
Speaker 3: You, of all people, and I've I've heard a lot of your your uncensored theories off Mike about women and dealing with certain types of people. You are not standing right behind the gaffer while Chris Brown tongues down your queen and cheering her on.

00:31:50
Speaker 2: So what do you think that will be doing? You think I would like, yeo, cut and try to fight.

00:31:54
Speaker 3: No, I think you would get the treatment and be like, oh hey that's the treatment for the video. Oh yeah, Like I want to be supportive and look, Chris Brown tongue, Now, you ain't doing this ship.

00:32:01
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not that type of guy. I don't. I don't. That type of ship doesn't bother me. If it's if it's work and it's part of her profession, and that's fine. Now if if if the if the video is over and you know, we chilling in and Chris is texting her like, hey, what's up? Was like I seen that hold on. The video is done. It's in vital editing.

00:32:19
Speaker 3: You don't have to shoot nothing now. But but they were, they were on set and you know in between takes, like video shoots take a while. So he start to get to know people you work with. Yeah, they're both like singers and songwriters and both extremely talented people. Probably go we should work together at some point, like take my map down, like and you know, like you're be in the studio late, so like two am, like let me see where we see where norms at, we see where many at.

00:32:41
Speaker 2: We're not doing that, though you're not you support that career, but we're not doing.

00:32:44
Speaker 3: We're not doing that. Remember that Safari, uh not this record, but like his response to like Meek and Nikki, he's like something stuff something, and then you kissed nas Rory.

00:33:00
Speaker 2: You know, his brain retains the wildest pieces of fucking culture that I've ever fucking noticed, Like how do you remember.

00:33:07
Speaker 3: That what we're talking Why do you remember talking about significant significant others in videos? Watching that?

00:33:11
Speaker 2: I know what we're talking about, So why does your brain remember what Safari said?

00:33:15
Speaker 3: Because I know Safari was probably holding that in for three years. And the way his tone went and then you kissing, Nah, his voice was shaking like he's been waiting to get that shit off.

00:33:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, Safari k new and it was over.

00:33:30
Speaker 3: You can't just kiss esco it takes it.

00:33:32
Speaker 2: But you do have to be you do have to be like a different type of guy for your girl to be a star and celebrity and entertainer and then see her kissing another guy.

00:33:41
Speaker 3: And I probably couldn't have done it in my twenties. Now it's like my girl was like an actor or even something had to do with I could be.

00:33:49
Speaker 2: Founded and I'll be and knowing me, I'm probably texting somebody else on the side anyway that I shouldn't be texting. So it's like that we even.

00:33:58
Speaker 3: Kiss christ Kachi can't cheat.

00:34:01
Speaker 2: Great, that's my model. Look they killed me for that model. That's the model. Where's that way better? That's why schedule. I don't think women know how.

00:34:09
Speaker 3: To really like cheat without you have women all the way from they know how to cheat, but they.

00:34:13
Speaker 4: Get Marriss got you look at her.

00:34:15
Speaker 3: You speak for a women because we're not saying you cheap, but because you speak for women, you need to speak real quick.

00:34:20
Speaker 2: Who chees better men and women?

00:34:21
Speaker 5: Women?

00:34:22
Speaker 2: See you see why?

00:34:23
Speaker 4: Why?

00:34:24
Speaker 2: Why?

00:34:24
Speaker 5: Because women are better at keeping secrets and being sneaky.

00:34:28
Speaker 2: Y'all think, y'all you know it's not you know it's not being sneaky. If we know that, y'all are sneaky.

00:34:32
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I still get. We got to prove the sneak though, you don't you do?

00:34:39
Speaker 5: I told you I gave you all don't pay.

00:34:42
Speaker 3: Enough greating men figured out the entire Tupac and Biggie murder. We know every fact. No one's been arresting. You gotta prove the sneak complete. We can have all the of it.

00:34:50
Speaker 2: But women, women aren't good at Because if a woman really loves you, it's really into you, she's not really good.

00:34:56
Speaker 3: At thought I was feeling you.

00:34:58
Speaker 2: You just.

00:35:00
Speaker 3: She's not look at that much.

00:35:01
Speaker 2: She's not good at lying, like women are not good at lying if they really like you, they're not.

00:35:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody stopping.

00:35:08
Speaker 3: If I really want to acknowledge this of how far off you are, He's so wrong. Women are incredible liars.

00:35:15
Speaker 2: No, women are incredible lives to niggas. They know they could lie too.

00:35:19
Speaker 6: Hmm.

00:35:19
Speaker 3: That's the part you have to say, how would they know until they try?

00:35:23
Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm saying.

00:35:25
Speaker 5: Let me put it to you like this, if a bitch ever got caught lyon and you, she ain't like you that much, if you ever got caught lions.

00:35:32
Speaker 2: That's the point. That's that's what I'm trying to Okay, I mean I know.

00:35:35
Speaker 5: That much if she got caught lion. Because a bitch that really love you and she's sneaking through some shit, she ain't got no business. You will never know.

00:35:40
Speaker 3: You're the munch menu. That's find out.

00:35:43
Speaker 2: That's not true. That's not true. Women women lie. Women lie to men that they first of all know that they can get the lie off with. Women know. Women don't lie to men like I'm telling you. They don't lie to men that they know, like nah, he gonna.

00:35:56
Speaker 4: Have you ever been lied to?

00:35:58
Speaker 2: For me? Of course, everybody's been lied to, But it wasn't. But I'm saying it wasn't the women that lied to me. The situation wasn't that serious, so it didn't even matter. It wasn't like this is my girl. We lived together in a relationship like it wasn't nothing.

00:36:12
Speaker 3: Like that, but you were still the guy she knew she could lie to.

00:36:14
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. Women are gonna lie. But what I'm saying is they're not gonna lie like if if you're like if you have a girlfriend, right and y'all lived, y'all live together, y'all a couple, really together. If she's if she knows you by now, like nah my nigga ain't going for that like he he ain't. He ain't stupid. He knows me, he knows my patterns, he knows my habits, he knows my energy. He can tell she not gonna She's not gonna move him.

00:36:38
Speaker 3: She's gonna identify them and figure out how to cheat the outside of her patterns.

00:36:42
Speaker 5: So this is what I get. I think what you're getting ship missing strewed on. Women know who they can and can't play with, and I think that they're saying no, no no no no no no no no.

00:36:51
Speaker 2: What you're saying is line isn't playing with you.

00:36:54
Speaker 5: It is.

00:36:54
Speaker 3: But I want to see if she was stand on that're.

00:37:00
Speaker 5: Not listening to what You're not listening to what I'm saying. So I've been with people that I know, I can't get some shit like I can't sneak and get some shit off with him, Like I'm not even gonna play with him like that because I know if I do, it'll be over. And I really really like him. But if something goes down that he does not that he won't like and I know that he won't like it if he finds out about it. Women become extremely good at fucking lying and not wanting to get caught because of how much they like that person. I'm not even just talking about things with cheating, just shit that you know you won't like, Like I know that this person won't like this. I'm gonna keep this secret forever. I'm gonna die with this. I'm not telling anybody Like. That's what I when I say that women are better at lying and sneaking and hiding things than men.

00:37:40
Speaker 3: Are, Like, you're gonna have to see the Chris Brown video when it premieres to the world, Like I'm not yeah, I'm not gonna tell you the call.

00:37:44
Speaker 5: Time like that kind of thing.

00:37:50
Speaker 2: Listen, But you're right.

00:37:51
Speaker 5: Women don't play with men they really fun with.

00:37:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, women don't play, they don't they not gonna do. Certain women are not gonna lie to you. They're not gonna play certain games with a man that they know is like, he's just not going for that. I can't get that off on him. He's not stupid.

00:38:02
Speaker 3: Imagine if Normandi got the yo, I'm in the studio line off on.

00:38:05
Speaker 2: You can't get that off on me, and you may you may well be and you've used it too much. Yeah, like you've been in it's she's an artist.

00:38:13
Speaker 3: I know everyone at Quad.

00:38:14
Speaker 2: Baby, Yeah, like I know everybody at Quad.

00:38:18
Speaker 3: Like you're not in the A room.

00:38:19
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no. But women know they know that guy when they got a guy that's like, he's not he doesn't really you know, he's not in the mixy crowd. He don't really know people. He's not you know, he's not as sharp on his feet, he doesn't really know lies when he sees him. He doesn't really like he's not paying attention to her, her patterns, he's not paying attention to the you know, the way she moves, like they know, they know. And usually that comes from a woman feeling like she's lacking something in her relationship with a man, like maybe he don't pay her enough attention, Maybe he don't really get to, you know, spend time getting to know the things that she's into, the things that she likes. So maybe that is why she's cheating because the other dude is that exactly that, Like he is really paying attention to notices when she changes her hair color, when she cuts her hair, you know, things like that stupid ship that women like. But whatever, Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to look at you when.

00:39:05
Speaker 3: I said the red looks really nice.

00:39:06
Speaker 5: You just know you just sat down, so I just come No, I've had this right here for two months where he just said the red looks very nice. But you got it.

00:39:12
Speaker 2: Yes, Wow, it brings out the eyebrows that the red brings out. Is that an on break color? I believe?

00:39:17
Speaker 3: Okay, white toes, love them, white toes, red hair?

00:39:22
Speaker 2: She a lie?

00:39:22
Speaker 3: I don't care.

00:39:23
Speaker 2: That's that's the that's the lie of package, right, white toes, red hair. You lying your ass or whatever.

00:39:29
Speaker 3: Throw a jean jacket in there, you fucked.

00:39:34
Speaker 4: There is a.

00:39:34
Speaker 2: Correlation between women wear jean jackets and lion though.

00:39:37
Speaker 3: You thought I was just saying something.

00:39:39
Speaker 2: Jean jackets a huge lie. Yes, that's a fact. Yeah, y'all got different color y'all got dark blue jean jacket, light blue black.

00:39:47
Speaker 8: What are the indicators when you go into a women's room that you know you're gonna you're gonna close.

00:39:53
Speaker 3: We've been through this. When they have love, happiness, pray, eat love. Anything with letters on their wall, that's easy.

00:39:58
Speaker 5: Anything Ryanstone on their bed, like.

00:40:01
Speaker 6: A dream catcher.

00:40:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, pussy gonna be crazy if she got a DreamCatcher.

00:40:06
Speaker 3: Her saying hey, let's fuck like you know, stuff like that.

00:40:09
Speaker 2: You ain't here Demarus though, pussy snak. If she got a dream catcher.

00:40:13
Speaker 3: I might roll with the Maras on that one. I will say this, It definitely is not sugar.

00:40:17
Speaker 2: I'm glad.

00:40:18
Speaker 3: No, wait, no way. A chick with a dream ketcher has a shaved.

00:40:25
Speaker 4: Box looks like Eden's bag.

00:40:28
Speaker 3: She might not have shaved arm pits.

00:40:30
Speaker 5: Oh the armists is definitely here. If she got a dream For sure.

00:40:34
Speaker 3: She goes to swinger conventions in New Mexico.

00:40:36
Speaker 2: I think she if a woman living.

00:40:39
Speaker 3: It's a specific I was just trying to think of where you could buy a dream catcher New Mexico. No so word, So mom, you look perplexed.

00:40:54
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm so glad. Damaras said that pussy snink if she has a dream catcher. Yeah, we can't say we can agree. I can't even ask if her womb is good.

00:41:05
Speaker 5: All that's crazy, Like I don't think you understand what's crazy?

00:41:08
Speaker 2: That is?

00:41:09
Speaker 5: Brow Just word it better, Just say do you want children in the near future? And then she'll tell you whether she can have children or not, because if she can't have children, she'll say, yeah, I do want kids.

00:41:20
Speaker 2: She can't do like, no, I can't. What's the difference, Like, yo, is your wound good? Actually no, it's not. Okay, So that's a very awkward till now what okay?

00:41:31
Speaker 5: Cool?

00:41:31
Speaker 2: It's not good? Like you answer my question like what you're eating for dessert? Let's move on, like I'm not harping on that.

00:41:39
Speaker 3: They're going to call you Andrew Tate after this.

00:41:43
Speaker 5: The women who are able to have children, please forgive us for the insensitive way we are.

00:41:48
Speaker 2: I'm not being as if you're trying to get to know somebody and you ask that question like I have you said worded differently, but it's the same ship.

00:41:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can word things to be less insensitive.

00:41:59
Speaker 6: You can't ask a woman is good.

00:42:01
Speaker 3: But what if the so see, it's only a problem, how is she supposed to answer?

00:42:04
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.

00:42:05
Speaker 3: I'm devastating no, no, no, because I can't have children. But actually the worst This is.

00:42:09
Speaker 2: Why it's bad though, because if the woman isn't good, she's just gonna be like, no, I'm good. If the woman is good, she's like, no, I'm good.

00:42:13
Speaker 6: Ask if the ovens working?

00:42:16
Speaker 3: See look at look at mall thinking every woman would answer as if they were a female mall like no, that's good, bro, Yeah, women.

00:42:25
Speaker 2: Why not just let me know what the woman is? What is hitting for you?

00:42:27
Speaker 8: You know, like women women feel very invalidated as a woman if they're unable to have children. That's like a very big personal dialogue.

00:42:35
Speaker 2: And so you so you just shouldn't ask at all.

00:42:38
Speaker 4: You should know. No, we're not saying that there's better ways to ask.

00:42:42
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm saying, are you are you able to carry children?

00:42:45
Speaker 4: No?

00:42:45
Speaker 5: Are you interested in having children in the near future? Are you interested in right now?

00:42:51
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So, okay, are you interested in having children in the near future? You can be interested in having children, but you can't.

00:42:57
Speaker 5: So then now what No, because a woman is going to tell you if she can't have yes, she's gonna tell if she can't have kids, she'll tell she'll Then that gives her the chance to tell you that information.

00:43:07
Speaker 3: And you guys can call me pussy, But there is a world where you can say things nicer to people to be lessive, Like one thing could mean the exact same thing, but maybe because it's a sensitive topic, we should say it just a tiny bit differently instead of yo, is that wom work or what bitch?

00:43:21
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.

00:43:22
Speaker 3: I didn't. Maybe you could say you pay.

00:43:29
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.

00:43:30
Speaker 3: I didn't do all of that went crazy.

00:43:32
Speaker 2: I didn't say that that was Rory Tate. I didn't say that. I never said not bitch, like I would never say no ship like that. But if it's saying yo, it's like, you know, but I get what you say.

00:43:45
Speaker 4: Get that off. I wanted to get that off on tour.

00:43:48
Speaker 3: I'm not she gonna smack him across the speedy. No, if mall said that, what that womb dude? He's probably saying as he probably walks in the kids and says, I don't hear my dinner cooking.

00:43:59
Speaker 2: I don't out nothing. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I don't smell nothing. The stove is cold.

00:44:07
Speaker 3: Did you bleach these? What starts?

00:44:11
Speaker 4: Did you use?

00:44:11
Speaker 2: Make me sound like that. I'm not, I'm not.

00:44:13
Speaker 3: I don't think you're that at all.

00:44:14
Speaker 2: I'm not a piece of shit.

00:44:14
Speaker 4: Guy.

00:44:15
Speaker 3: Well you might be, but I don't think you're a ship person out on that one.

00:44:18
Speaker 5: But no, it's not.

00:44:19
Speaker 2: You know, you've never met a girl that said he's a piece of ship. I haven't met it.

00:44:23
Speaker 3: Again, We've never met any woman you've ever dealt.

00:44:25
Speaker 2: With, exactly.

00:44:27
Speaker 3: But if I was a piece of I think you're arguing against our points.

00:44:30
Speaker 2: Not If I was a piece of ship, you would know, you would you would have heard it, you would have saw it. You would have been like, yo, yes, mad girls looking around like yo, he's a piece of shit.

00:44:37
Speaker 3: But we don't run in I don't know the circles that. Yeah, I don't know as far as.

00:44:41
Speaker 2: Women go, Senior citizen whole, No, I mean, you know, you know women, I data not really high schooling like that, you know.

00:44:47
Speaker 3: Excuse me, this is going off the rails.

00:44:51
Speaker 5: Serior citizenels. So I balanced it for you.

00:44:55
Speaker 2: I mean, yah, met y met some girls that I dated though, yeah, absolutely.

00:44:59
Speaker 5: Oh I I didn't know he was allowed to say that. Yeah we did. I didn't know he's allowed to.

00:45:03
Speaker 2: Why you're making it seem like y'all haven't met any women that know me in that.

00:45:06
Speaker 5: But I gotta get him. I can't get him while they're fucking you. I need post fun. I need the post break up. Give me the pot. Don't give it a bitch you good with right now.

00:45:14
Speaker 2: You're not gonna see him around you.

00:45:16
Speaker 3: They with like a bad taste in their mouth.

00:45:17
Speaker 2: Why would I want that? Why would they get around me if we're not dating?

00:45:20
Speaker 5: I want the damaged ones. Don't give me the fresh ones.

00:45:22
Speaker 3: Even if you didn't do anything wrong. I just want the damaged ones. I don't know.

00:45:25
Speaker 2: I don't damage women. All My relationship with women in pretty pretty cool.

00:45:30
Speaker 4: Give him like the Derek Jeter gift basket.

00:45:32
Speaker 2: No, it's just kind of like, yo, listen, this is that a rumor? Was that true?

00:45:36
Speaker 4: It's true? No, it's true.

00:45:39
Speaker 5: Just because he didn't give you one, ed, it doesn't mean he doesn't give everybody else.

00:45:41
Speaker 6: And that's why I'm upset.

00:45:44
Speaker 8: What was in the gift back season ticket, signed baseball jersey?

00:45:49
Speaker 2: Everything to remember him and how great he was. Here's my here's my two hundred and fiftieth home run baseball.

00:45:55
Speaker 3: I'm for walking.

00:45:58
Speaker 4: Your girl.

00:45:59
Speaker 3: The person you're cuffing during cuffing season, and you get it to preseason and she has a frame signed Derek Jeter, jersey hanging like you don't like baseball? How'd you get that sign?

00:46:08
Speaker 2: She gotta shign you know exactly how she gotta sign. Derek signed it here. Derek Jita is sick for sign signed it in here?

00:46:16
Speaker 4: Would you?

00:46:16
Speaker 3: Would you sign like microphones and give them to women.

00:46:19
Speaker 2: That's fire that's not fired, like maybe.

00:46:22
Speaker 3: An upside down hat or something like, yo, wear this.

00:46:25
Speaker 2: No merch. I'm not giving the girl merch. B give this to your next you know I'm not giving I'm not handing out merch.

00:46:32
Speaker 3: You know what's interesting about our merch because you know a lot of tour merchant, regular merches. It's supposed to be low quality. You're supposed to move a lot of it. Hours are so dope. I'm not giving that ship to nobody. I don't even have even if you gotta pay for this. This is a nice hoodie.

00:46:51
Speaker 5: Yo.

00:46:52
Speaker 3: Shit better than John Elliott now, I.

00:46:55
Speaker 5: Think I think we should have like some specialty merch that like we only give the like did John the hose?

00:47:01
Speaker 3: We don't have. This is podcasting, guys. We're not rappers.

00:47:05
Speaker 5: But there's no podcast are you from?

00:47:12
Speaker 6: There's definitely podcast groupies, are there?

00:47:15
Speaker 8: Man?

00:47:16
Speaker 5: Y'all still a parent play dumb alum man our podcast group?

00:47:19
Speaker 3: Wa on on? Did we ever tell that we told the l a story Mike? Okay, what story when Benner?

00:47:27
Speaker 5: When Benner got a coasted?

00:47:30
Speaker 3: That was we did tell that on Mike right now. Okay, I don't want to repeat it, but okay, I do take it back. There is such thing as podcast groupies.

00:47:37
Speaker 2: No, but I don't just I don't just shadow that to pop. I think that young lady was just a little it was it was something else. Murder off the grill, Yeah, something else. It was something else going on there.

00:47:47
Speaker 3: You know, you know my brain retains really weird things, right, Yes, absolutely so. You remember in Loving Basketball when Quincy's trying to confront his father of why he cheated on his mother? Uh huh and uh was McCall. Yes, Zeke was shown ex playing like you about to go to the league two.

00:48:01
Speaker 2: And you know you'll learn.

00:48:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, And like I thought he was being dramatic when he was like that a handful of the make it to the lobby, and then one of them makes it on the elevator, and then what you're gonna do when she at your door. I never believed in any of that until that woman ended up, Oh yeah, you can get tricked into this.

00:48:20
Speaker 2: They all end That situation was a little That was a little weird though, that that one was like a little you can't tell me kind of was.

00:48:28
Speaker 5: The first one in the venue, y'all. She was there before me.

00:48:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she kind of snuck past the parameters of the security. There was no security, by the way, but she kind of like snuck pat because she kind of blended in with looking like she was with somebody that was with us.

00:48:43
Speaker 5: I thought she I thought it was some ship Peas was about to hit, Like I really did like Peach. So Peach was in La Yes, p that every.

00:48:54
Speaker 2: Single one of because we was looking about it.

00:48:56
Speaker 9: Y'all can't tell me that in your five to seven years of podcasting that there were no groupies.

00:49:02
Speaker 2: Well you got to realize we didn't. We we didn't do uh, we did some we did some shows later on, But it was really like moving from the venue back to like the hotel. It wasn't really like.

00:49:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, our tour schedule for the most part was always shitty. Was literally get to a city, don't even shower, go to meet and greet hotel five am plus, Like you need to want it. I need some passion. So I couldn't do a quick groupie thing.

00:49:27
Speaker 2: I did it one time, and I told you I hated it. I would never do it again.

00:49:30
Speaker 3: I liked her.

00:49:31
Speaker 5: I was mad, didn't you say she started like saying ship from the episode?

00:49:34
Speaker 9: Oh, that's weird, like during he was sitting that's just that's crazy crazy.

00:49:41
Speaker 5: He's an eight. Wow you really are and a.

00:49:47
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was way too good. Wait what with the Maris?

00:49:55
Speaker 3: The laugh was creeping me out?

00:49:57
Speaker 4: How many times you fakere orgasm?

00:50:01
Speaker 3: Left?

00:50:02
Speaker 5: I'm I'm grown now, I don't fake orgasm?

00:50:07
Speaker 3: Was the first time the first time you did fake one?

00:50:09
Speaker 5: Though?

00:50:09
Speaker 3: Were you a little nervous and insecure? Like, we mean the.

00:50:13
Speaker 5: First time I fake? So you mean my first but five years of having sex?

00:50:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, how did you go into faking the orgasm?

00:50:20
Speaker 2: Well?

00:50:21
Speaker 3: Women, did you go into it thinking I'm gonna fake an orgasm or in real time, you're like that.

00:50:26
Speaker 5: A lot of women also learn how to have sex the same way men learn how to have sex, and that's from porn at a young age. So a lot of I know, you guys have had the women who like sound like porn stars and like, bitch, I am not that good calm.

00:50:40
Speaker 3: It's like really seriously, like I'm not really an eate.

00:50:45
Speaker 2: It was a lie.

00:50:47
Speaker 3: I'm a four, but I'm a good listener.

00:50:50
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, sorry, but yeah, so we just you know, we think that at a young age, I was speaking for myself and a lot of my friends, we thought that we were supposed to be loud, like we were just supposed to be loud. And then as you start having sex more.

00:51:07
Speaker 4: And more you learn that to shut the fuck up.

00:51:10
Speaker 5: No, you learned you learn what makes men get off. So once you get to the point where you realize, oh, I'm not going to get off from this, so let me start with the h and the oh my god, this ship harder and guess coming, this pussy is your all that ship you get into because you want him to get out of the way so that you're going in the bathroom and masturbate and actually get off.

00:51:33
Speaker 4: Someone's about to lose that audio. Get Marriage's modent?

00:51:36
Speaker 2: Yo? Did you hear her like she just wants you to get off her so she can go in the bathroom and masturbate and get off.

00:51:42
Speaker 3: That sounds like marriage. I just assume that's what marriage is like.

00:51:48
Speaker 5: Joke is right?

00:51:50
Speaker 2: Huh so cuffing season right?

00:51:53
Speaker 3: We should get high more for the rest of the episode. I feel like I am higher? Oh higher? Can you get my No?

00:52:03
Speaker 2: What are y'all on tour? What is that?

00:52:10
Speaker 4: Guys? Wait?

00:52:11
Speaker 5: Have patients with us when our agree episode?

00:52:13
Speaker 4: We're drinking eat it up on purpose? He knew what he was doing.

00:52:17
Speaker 3: I wasn't mad at the there were some layers there, guys speaking of cover season. Julian as a date. That's why he's trying to rush us out of here.

00:52:24
Speaker 4: Julia, I'm sweating now.

00:52:28
Speaker 3: It's just hot here, it's just hot, nervous.

00:52:30
Speaker 2: It's the first date.

00:52:32
Speaker 4: No, it's not did you scout? No, I'm I really were you in the boy?

00:52:37
Speaker 2: Scott?

00:52:37
Speaker 5: We'll talk about this on Patreon because he's a little bit more safe on Patreon.

00:52:40
Speaker 2: He's not safe on Patreon. They all have his Patreon.

00:52:43
Speaker 5: But by the way, you guys, please make sure you're subscribed to our Patreon.

00:52:47
Speaker 3: Make sure in the event, hypothetically you had a date Julian.

00:52:50
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Rory gonna find a way, right because we're trying to get out of the like and another yeah.

00:52:58
Speaker 5: It subscribe to our patriot never mind, fuck it.

00:53:01
Speaker 3: Where would you meet this woman hypothetically if you were to go on a date tonight, wh where did you meet her first date?

00:53:07
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is a this is a reoccurring where.

00:53:09
Speaker 3: Was the first date?

00:53:10
Speaker 4: Repeat defender.

00:53:12
Speaker 8: Hypothetically we met years ago, we never met in person online years ago, then two or so years later we meet in person randomly at.

00:53:25
Speaker 3: A show the Box that Got Away.

00:53:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, we never.

00:53:30
Speaker 4: Never started.

00:53:31
Speaker 3: But you know, there's we've all had those instances where we've talked to people where we probably would have ended up sucking it never happened because of time and like other ship in the world.

00:53:39
Speaker 8: I say, hypothetically, randomly running into this person I was married, and we go on an actual date, goes great. Trying to get on a little like a bi weekly schedule.

00:53:53
Speaker 3: How did it go great?

00:53:54
Speaker 2: Though we're all on a bi weekly schedule.

00:53:56
Speaker 4: No, not like I'm just saying to think of a period. That's why Jesus.

00:54:01
Speaker 2: Rory tat is in full effect. I said nothing I.

00:54:03
Speaker 3: Got for her. She could have cramps. I want her to be comfortable with crabs. Cramps? Where is small.

00:54:10
Speaker 5: Oldest fu even mentioning crabs? People don't get crabs?

00:54:13
Speaker 2: No more, baby, Yeah, she's gonna be scratching next week, don't worry.

00:54:15
Speaker 3: Well and heard of fact, I have not heard of crabs.

00:54:17
Speaker 5: Because women wax. We wax our pubic here now, so crabs can't get along? Okay, But are y'all bumping coochies with each other? No, y'all have to rub against us and being that. We can't carry it to the next because we don't have anything for it to adhere to. So only the dream catcher bitches still have crabs.

00:54:34
Speaker 2: Oh the dream chase of bitches too.

00:54:37
Speaker 4: Dream we never going to?

00:54:39
Speaker 2: Why you think me ain't run into some bitches that crabs? Of course he has.

00:54:46
Speaker 3: I have, I'm sure.

00:54:50
Speaker 5: No, no, Nowice, you've never had cribs?

00:54:54
Speaker 2: No, no, demeris, I've never had crabs. Why is that so hard to believe?

00:54:58
Speaker 5: Because I mean, like in that age bracket, I feel like, I'm forty.

00:55:01
Speaker 3: The fucking me cracket, I'm not now, but you know you you you were probably started fucking when the boom of crabs hit.

00:55:08
Speaker 2: No, it's not.

00:55:08
Speaker 3: You were talking about where were you and when crabs hit? The crabs academic you know, the crabs epidemic was Ronald Reagan put it in the hood.

00:55:18
Speaker 2: I was not around for the crab e pandemics, like I was not. I don't want I wasn't funking.

00:55:22
Speaker 5: So you were telling me when you was eighteen nineteen, bitches was waxing.

00:55:25
Speaker 2: No, there's not wax, but they were shaving.

00:55:28
Speaker 6: I don't think they were wax in the fifties.

00:55:32
Speaker 2: Or in never mind, I had a really sick Yeah, I know that.

00:55:36
Speaker 5: I know.

00:55:37
Speaker 2: Just she was just just okay, okay, No, I want to hear that, we believe it.

00:55:43
Speaker 3: I just I just wanted to know how his first date went.

00:55:47
Speaker 4: And I'm so happy we're off this talking about some crabs.

00:55:51
Speaker 3: So she didn't give you crabs on the first date.

00:55:53
Speaker 4: So it went well, Yeah, it went great.

00:55:56
Speaker 3: You guys got some some l O ls off, like what was going on?

00:56:00
Speaker 8: It went great, second day, great, everything's been going great. Took a jazz club all like you know.

00:56:05
Speaker 3: The spots cornball. You don't even like jazz.

00:56:07
Speaker 6: I love.

00:56:08
Speaker 3: You're trying to you're trying to look mature, like, oh, let's go to an art gallery.

00:56:13
Speaker 4: No, that's my bag.

00:56:15
Speaker 5: Oh, oh, my fucking god.

00:56:16
Speaker 3: One of my friends, the guy wears a summer Jam custom summer Jam slopes.

00:56:20
Speaker 5: One of my friends saw a ball at an art gallery with a bitch.

00:56:23
Speaker 6: Wow.

00:56:24
Speaker 5: And this was a while ago, and I completely keep.

00:56:27
Speaker 3: Saw that coming.

00:56:29
Speaker 2: That's the bitch knocking your laptop over.

00:56:30
Speaker 3: And now look look at this. I completely god, don't like ugly, completely shut up.

00:56:37
Speaker 5: I completely forgot to mention that.

00:56:40
Speaker 2: I think it's just so anytime somebody sees me with a woman that I'm with a bitch, which I don't know who the woman was, don't know nothing about it. Now you with a bitch our gallery or a museum.

00:56:50
Speaker 3: You didn't want. You don't want to stay in the white soup before the Bosky Yacht Show. You remember that hook. We let Frank Ocean get that bullshit off. I hope we don't stay in the white soup before the Boske Chacht Show.

00:57:00
Speaker 2: That was a great record. They don't do that.

00:57:01
Speaker 3: No, it is, But that's an awful line.

00:57:03
Speaker 2: That's a great record, though, I'd love to have fire.

00:57:06
Speaker 4: But name three artists other than Boscuot.

00:57:10
Speaker 3: That's a very easy one, Like should we do those fango?

00:57:14
Speaker 4: No, I mean all right, not those guys.

00:57:17
Speaker 2: You should three artists though that was not artists.

00:57:19
Speaker 4: No, I mean Harrying kind of.

00:57:21
Speaker 3: James Franco.

00:57:25
Speaker 4: James Franco, the actor he got he got canceled.

00:57:30
Speaker 3: Chris Brown, you got canceled. He's still canceled, right, James Franco what he got canceled?

00:57:35
Speaker 2: He was just so much Spider Man.

00:57:37
Speaker 3: It's like the biggest act runner.

00:57:38
Speaker 4: Oh he was not in Spider Man.

00:57:40
Speaker 2: Talking about from two thousand and four, Yeah, two.

00:57:43
Speaker 4: Thousand and four.

00:57:44
Speaker 3: But wait, what did what did James do?

00:57:45
Speaker 8: He was after he was on Broadway shows, and after shows he was creeping on underage girls sixteen and seventeen, telling them to come back to the hotel and clearly with their mothers.

00:57:58
Speaker 4: He's like, yo, here's my number. Beat me at Oh.

00:58:01
Speaker 3: I mean, I think I think it's it's very wrong to stereotype people, but he looks like someone that would do that. That's why stats rogan his face looks very much like what Rogan.

00:58:10
Speaker 8: Stopped working with him because of Oh okay, all those rumors, well not rumors, they were confirmed.

00:58:14
Speaker 3: Okay, you see, women like men that ain't shit.

00:58:22
Speaker 2: Women love women love men that ain't shit.

00:58:24
Speaker 3: Said she likes him more now.

00:58:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, I'm I'm about to go watch the Spider Man tonight and flick the bean to the green Goblin.

00:58:33
Speaker 5: I stepped away from the mic to go grab a paper towel. That's why they're tarnishing my name.

00:58:36
Speaker 3: But continue anyways, all right, so this will be what the third day we're we're not stopping.

00:58:49
Speaker 8: Like twenty six, No, I think it's twenty yeah, twenty six.

00:58:56
Speaker 3: What are the three things you like the most about her?

00:58:59
Speaker 2: And is she? Is she some when you're potentially coughing for cffing season, she is? Okay, you're an honest man.

00:59:04
Speaker 4: I like that she has a career, very attractive.

00:59:07
Speaker 2: That's very attractive.

00:59:08
Speaker 4: An actual career makes her a salary, right.

00:59:11
Speaker 8: She has health insurance, health insurance, dental plan, a humble social media presence, very attractive. Who yeah, no, I mean it's not something, but it's just how she carries herself. Okay, it kind of matriculates into the humble you know what I mean? All right, that's fair, Okay, good family comes from a good family.

00:59:30
Speaker 2: That's important.

00:59:31
Speaker 3: I think Julian was saying the social media presences. She's not aware of everything happening online, so he can cheat quite peacefully on social.

00:59:39
Speaker 4: Like how you spinning this?

00:59:40
Speaker 2: No, I think that thing. What he's saying is she's just not really she's not really make sure ship like, yeah, she's not into the mix, makes it at all?

00:59:48
Speaker 3: Does she put her toe up in any I G photos?

00:59:51
Speaker 4: She does not know? I hate that?

00:59:53
Speaker 8: Is that it helps with the butt Demeris, I do that?

01:00:00
Speaker 3: What do you mean?

01:00:00
Speaker 2: You stand on their toes?

01:00:02
Speaker 8: Had me take photos of her?

01:00:05
Speaker 3: Well, they can't see getting the shot.

01:00:08
Speaker 2: Oh, Rory does that when he's sitting down.

01:00:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it helps me with the glutes. Yeah, they do this first of all. Look, yeah you see it.

01:00:16
Speaker 4: Wait, Demaras getting framed.

01:00:18
Speaker 2: Oh, just shit down? Why you.

01:00:24
Speaker 4: What?

01:00:24
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening, Rory.

01:00:27
Speaker 2: It's like this, Demarus, don't ever come over here with you're asking them?

01:00:35
Speaker 3: They asked you don't you don't fuck you that.

01:00:38
Speaker 5: I do want to address this because I see a lot of men doing this, and I think me and my ladies would like to know what is with you guys's obsession now with women who have a humble social media presence, Like men will be like, oh my gosh, she only has two thousand followers and just be like and I don't think that's fair.

01:00:54
Speaker 4: I didn't ask for my I don't think it's a follower based thing.

01:00:58
Speaker 2: It's not a follower base.

01:00:59
Speaker 3: It's how you move on it exactly. It's what you post now if you're going to go buy statistics. Women with the larger followings tend to do something some of the things that may have issues with.

01:01:09
Speaker 9: They feed the wolves, like I don't need to see ants in your fucking story.

01:01:13
Speaker 3: Ants like.

01:01:15
Speaker 6: So many when they put so many stories, it's like fucking little ants.

01:01:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't really care about that.

01:01:21
Speaker 5: I don't care. Yeah, like what the fuck? Every time, I'm like, no, that's stupid.

01:01:26
Speaker 3: Do whatever you want on I G. I'm cool with whatever their guidelines are, my guidelines or the activity you're pushing.

01:01:33
Speaker 2: But there's certain things that are attractive about a woman's social media that some guys just take notice of it.

01:01:40
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not so much of social media, I think, and I'm not even gonna make it gender specific. It's attractive to see how people handle attention. It says a lot about them about how they receive attention and deal with it. But then what they're attracted?

01:01:53
Speaker 2: What are they putting out there to get the attention?

01:01:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm saying it's not so much the social media as much as it is the either attention seeking, validation seeking. Uh, just an emptiness of like, all right, are you doing this for?

01:02:07
Speaker 4: So?

01:02:07
Speaker 3: Strangers will tell you you're attractive, Like what exactly is it? You just like yourself. That's where I think men get to that point. But women have the fucking joker card every single time. I do it for me, I don't do it for you. And we can never argue that.

01:02:24
Speaker 2: I'm scared of the women that respond to every comment.

01:02:26
Speaker 5: Oh you should be well.

01:02:29
Speaker 3: According to our social media manager, he says it does help with engagement and that we should be.

01:02:32
Speaker 2: Real and it also stops you from getting engaged as well. It can also in your engagement. I didn't even to go there.

01:02:47
Speaker 3: I know that's a trigger.

01:02:48
Speaker 2: B the chimes, Yeah problem check out, put your block fold on.

01:03:02
Speaker 5: But yeah, I got. I got into an argument with the guy over that because I was telling him he was turned off that I had a bunch of men commenting underneath a photo of mine, and I'm like.

01:03:12
Speaker 4: I am, that's not what bothers me.

01:03:14
Speaker 5: But I'm fully dressed in the photo. And it's not my fault that I have all of these followers. I didn't I didn't do anything for these follows.

01:03:20
Speaker 3: Literally, do not give an on Instagram.

01:03:22
Speaker 8: That's not all right. I don't want to harp on the social thing. For me, The biggest thing is a strong family. I came from a really healthy, loving family. And not to say that I was gonna say, not to say that good people don't come from you know, broken homes or different situations, but I that way.

01:03:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are some things though, there are there are awesome. There are some characters and some traits where you can be like, Okay, she never had a she didn't have a fallow in the life, so she didn't have a good relationship with her mother.

01:03:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, but say she does.

01:03:51
Speaker 8: And again, similarly to how I grew up, like I can kind of imply what comes with that. And those are a lot of things that I like in someone someone that that's fair. My parents are still together.

01:04:01
Speaker 2: So right now, she's like the number one draft are you?

01:04:03
Speaker 3: Are you divorce shaming?

01:04:05
Speaker 4: I'm not divorce shaming.

01:04:06
Speaker 2: Sounds like it divorce kids shaming.

01:04:08
Speaker 3: You know you're not allowed to have a preference, By the way, right now, you're being very problematic.

01:04:11
Speaker 2: Because you would not only have a preference.

01:04:14
Speaker 3: You can whoa You cannot choose a partner that you think will fit you best.

01:04:18
Speaker 2: Oh you think I didn't know that.

01:04:21
Speaker 3: I know the Internet told you that.

01:04:23
Speaker 2: I'm very aware.

01:04:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, so stop trying to find someone to kiss moll.

01:04:30
Speaker 2: No know, the drafts my problem. It's crazy out here.

01:04:34
Speaker 3: Simba just had one of my favorite freestyles of the year and said I'm trying to stay away from the monkey pox, and everyone went bars. I was like, what the fuck? I just got canceled for this. I don't know why is Simba?

01:04:45
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea to help you with.

01:04:48
Speaker 3: What a responsible person. Meanwhile, I'm ensuing violence against the gay community.

01:04:55
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, bro, it's crazy. This ship is wold. I don't know what's going on. I don't even know anymore. I don't know I don't know.

01:05:01
Speaker 5: Well, guys, thank you so much for hanging with us while we discussed.

01:05:06
Speaker 2: Are you talking?

01:05:08
Speaker 3: Maltake? Mall take? And then that needs they cook tat off. He's here to fill the boy. The stove is cold.

01:05:15
Speaker 2: Get over there, lady.

01:05:18
Speaker 3: Why isn't that womb working? The steak is still frozen.

01:05:25
Speaker 2: Goddamn it, work you womb, God damn it.

01:05:28
Speaker 7: After you work the room, work you womb. Why aren't you sewing clothing? Don't make my shoes, make them make my shoes. You gotta make my shoes scratch. Imagine growing up in those times, you hearing.

01:05:51
Speaker 2: Your dad tell your mom, gonna make my shoes. You can't blame some of these men for be the wady.

01:05:59
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01:07:06
Speaker 3: I mean, if it's only if it's in regards to the children, only if you're pregnant. No, it's not in regards to voting.

01:07:25
Speaker 2: No, you can't vote. This is crazy. Oh man, Marie said, how good you got it? So you got a soft life already, even though.

01:07:35
Speaker 3: I want to start the episode with this, can we move this to the.

01:07:37
Speaker 2: Time you got a soft life. That's the thing about your women now, y'all don't even understand how soft your life is. In twenty twenty two, talk to the women, what do you.

01:07:45
Speaker 3: Want to live within your femininity or whatever.

01:07:47
Speaker 5: It is he.

01:07:51
Speaker 2: Living living your femininity? Femininity washer dryer.

01:07:54
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01:08:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, goddamn Bible thumpers her hair. I want to just do a show where we just yell out the most crazy ship that men used to tell their wives. Like just think about what they were saying in the forties.

01:08:44
Speaker 3: Bro's why I didn't see any women at the last summer. They was in the kitchen.

01:08:50
Speaker 2: I'm done. Mary wasn't a vigin.

01:08:53
Speaker 6: She was cooking.

01:08:55
Speaker 4: It's literally a shirt named after beating women. That's how like arrow and we still we're still.

01:09:02
Speaker 10: We could walk into Target now and ask what all of the wife beaters and they'll tell.

01:09:06
Speaker 4: You you can get them in a three pack.

01:09:10
Speaker 2: Getting wife beaters into three pack is crazy.

01:09:13
Speaker 1: I like the five more Bang for my buck alright.

01:09:21
Speaker 5: Episode, what done it?

01:09:23
Speaker 3: I don't believe in holy ship.

01:09:25
Speaker 2: This is crazy. We're totally joking. We don't believe beaten when we just think it's absolutely hilarious that that was actually an error. Yes, and it's just like, what the fuck is the was the world going through at that time? But we're on tour. If that helps anything.

01:09:42
Speaker 3: Do you think any men from that generation screamed those things and went that was a little hard ship, Maybe I should pull it back a little. They definitely went to the bathroom like that was a little rough. Yeah, a little overboard on that one, just to dash the chicken. Wasn't that bad?

01:09:57
Speaker 2: Like, you've got to have a heart at the end of the day. You gotta have It's like, come on, broy, why are you talking to your wife like that? So, yeah, this was another episode of New Rory and Maul. We appreciate y'all. We'll talk to y'all soon. Enjoy your week. We'll speak. Be safe, love, peace, happiness to all. Yeah, and be safe man, because it's crazy out here right now. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger peace and now