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<v Speaker 1>Buza What episodes to the podcast episode number two hundred
<v Speaker 1>and seventy six.
<v Speaker 2>We are back again here in the final month of
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four and we are taking it back to
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and seven for TNA Impact.
<v Speaker 3>To It is the first two hour episode of TNA
<v Speaker 3>Impact on Spike TV. We had talked about it and we
<v Speaker 3>thought that we had hit every like a milestone or
<v Speaker 3>change of the guard episode of TNA something like that,
<v Speaker 3>like a changing of a network or anything. But yeah,
<v Speaker 3>we missed one. We missed one. Boys. That is the
<v Speaker 3>two hour uh first ever two hour episode of TNA Impact,
<v Speaker 3>and they do it going forward here and there's a
<v Speaker 3>lot to talk about. Actually, this is a pretty interesting
<v Speaker 3>show before we.
<v Speaker 2>Get into that dead lock up dates. You watch this
<v Speaker 2>on the Patreon Viscera versus Rob Conway Sunday Night Heat.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Viscera and Rob Conway had quite a run
<v Speaker 3>going on it in the w w E at this time.
<v Speaker 3>They were, I mean, they were the top heat feud.
<v Speaker 2>Town doing the loops.
<v Speaker 4>They were, I mean, like it was, you know, nobody
<v Speaker 4>does it like Visa and Rob Conway.
<v Speaker 2>Let me just tell you.
<v Speaker 3>We watched this match and you should watch it too.
<v Speaker 3>That's in the five dollars tier on our Patreon, along
<v Speaker 3>with I mean hundreds of other matches, like literally literally hundreds.
<v Speaker 2>You know, viser didn't fuck the clown last time we watched.
<v Speaker 2>I hope to god he focks are on Conway or
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna lose it, so well, don't.
<v Speaker 3>Try to j up for it by popping his ass out,
<v Speaker 3>you know what.
<v Speaker 2>I like that, bro, Come on, thank you to Spotify
<v Speaker 2>for allowing us to make a video for everybody, I
<v Speaker 2>think everybody. How does that work?
<v Speaker 3>It was like the top one percent of like like
<v Speaker 3>of our I think, so if you.
<v Speaker 4>Ever, yeah, it's like point one percent. I seemed like
<v Speaker 4>point one, like cause I got you get one weird
<v Speaker 4>aut did one rate a grilled cheese or something?
<v Speaker 3>We should stay out, well, Jim say, which is good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 3>But yeah it shouts out to anybody that has us
<v Speaker 3>on your Spotify raps hell. Yeah, Spotify said, wow, you
<v Speaker 3>guys did great, you should make a video. What okay.
<v Speaker 4>We were surprised that it made it like I wasn't
<v Speaker 4>tuo the videos gonna actually go up or not, but
<v Speaker 4>all we had a way crazier video.
<v Speaker 2>But then there was like five hundred restrictions.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Tony reads good. I mean, the video is
<v Speaker 3>gonna be so much fucking crazy. We had like a
<v Speaker 3>whole segment and then we realized we're gonna do any
<v Speaker 3>of it. But again, thank you all that have us
<v Speaker 3>on your Spotify raps. We enjoy seeing those tweets.
<v Speaker 2>Sgh. This month is The Wrestler?
<v Speaker 3>WHOA like? Which one like?
<v Speaker 2>The movie with Mickey Rour.
<v Speaker 3>Makes a lot more sense. Yes, the classic movie The Wrestler.
<v Speaker 3>I thought we had already done this. I think it
<v Speaker 3>felt like we did, but we had. I guess we
<v Speaker 3>just talked about it a lot. But yes, that's for
<v Speaker 3>the month of December. By the end of the month,
<v Speaker 3>that'll be up on our Patreon. In the ten dollars tier, our.
<v Speaker 2>Retro sync has been uploaded Pillman's Got a Gun episode
<v Speaker 2>of Raw from nineteen ninety.
<v Speaker 3>Six, another classic one David. Every other week we get
<v Speaker 3>a new retro sinc. Which is the review that we
<v Speaker 3>did edit in with the real footage. That's on our
<v Speaker 3>Patreon also in the ten dollars tier. I mean, there's
<v Speaker 3>no better fucking deal than our Patreon is on bitch,
<v Speaker 3>God damn, we got a lot of shit on there.
<v Speaker 2>DPW third anniversary has come and gone and now it
<v Speaker 2>is premiering live on DEPW on demand dot com this weekend.
<v Speaker 3>So like, we're going into our third anniversary here, and
<v Speaker 3>I have a lot of emotions about this man. We've
<v Speaker 3>been through a lot, A lot has changed, We've learned
<v Speaker 3>a lot. We've got gray hairs.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's true. Yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 3>We've been all over the world and we continue to
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<v Speaker 3>fucking plants for twenty twenty five. But doing it with
<v Speaker 3>you guys has fucking uh changed my life. It's it
<v Speaker 3>blows my mind and I feel very, very lucky and
<v Speaker 3>I love you boys, and happy anniversary.
<v Speaker 2>Remember, guys, go to DPWT i X dot com for
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<v Speaker 2>I definitely check into that. And of course, if you're
<v Speaker 2>not getting in and you need to get the fuck
<v Speaker 2>out all right now, it is time for the Patreon
<v Speaker 2>shadouts segment.
<v Speaker 3>Let's fucking go. I love these fucking people. Man, he
<v Speaker 3>who's who? We got this week.
<v Speaker 2>Hey Johnny, I'm in sec Tevaran from the Human Zorglas War,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm wondering if there is anything cool to do
<v Speaker 2>six hundred and thirty four years from now.
<v Speaker 3>I would like to segment to end out.
<v Speaker 2>Actually Spencer Samuel Schindler say his name and he appears.
<v Speaker 2>I believe in Dick Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, huge,
<v Speaker 2>Dick Cock Johnson. Early Middle Ages history got me feeling like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>four big sh show. I'm hungy hop if you had
<v Speaker 2>a happy Thanksgiving boys, you and your fans. Uh, Marius Trapzinski,
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<v Speaker 3>That was tremendous, by the way, Yeah that was crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Justin Piper, Billy Draffen, Frick, Matt Zesty, Rhodes, Chris p Cocker,
<v Speaker 2>Sponge Bussy and Pat Dick. Get them hose bikini bottom style.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, man, get them hose bikini bottom style.
<v Speaker 3>I hear you.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Andrew, meet me by the lockers at like four
<v Speaker 2>point thirty. Let's sell this like men, James, I'm coming
<v Speaker 2>to Raleigh for Dreamfest in April and want to know
<v Speaker 2>what is the best cookout milkshake I can get?
<v Speaker 3>Oh, he's gonna tell you the Snakers.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I think I would probably say, if you're
<v Speaker 2>gonna go cook, I would probably go with if it's
<v Speaker 2>your very first one. Butterfinger is just a fucking fantastic pick.
<v Speaker 2>They have holiday shakes that are good too, Like if
<v Speaker 2>you get like the cheesecake one. Also, they have like
<v Speaker 2>real pieces of cheesecake in it. It's huge. It's pretty
<v Speaker 2>good if you like cheesecake. The watermelon one also is
<v Speaker 2>is like it's got pieces of watermelon in it, so
<v Speaker 2>it's pretty awesome.
<v Speaker 3>I want to try because I've that's been like that's
<v Speaker 3>is that a seasonal one? That's a normal one. I
<v Speaker 3>think the watermelon one, right, I.
<v Speaker 2>Can't remember it's there whenever I go, so I don't know,
<v Speaker 2>like it could be seasonal though it could be like
<v Speaker 2>a summer thing. I don't know what is Dreamfest. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We're not even gonna be here in April.
<v Speaker 2>You're common We're going, Yeah, DPW WrestleMania. You guys will
<v Speaker 2>check that out. Tis the season to be jolly five
<v Speaker 2>Dick Dick Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick Dick Johnson with the
<v Speaker 2>mistletoe on the toes bru a gout style that's not
<v Speaker 2>good gout style. Hey, Tony, what model brand headphones do
<v Speaker 2>you use? Also? Fuck you, Johnny, Yeah it's that one,
<v Speaker 2>the fucking ship. What I use those?
<v Speaker 3>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>I think you use the same ones as me?
<v Speaker 4>Right, James iss Bear Dynamic?
<v Speaker 2>Oh I did have those, Tony? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you
<v Speaker 2>get them on it. You can get amazan awesome. Fuck you, dick, dick.
<v Speaker 4>Dick you Johnny, you were saying Johnny.
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<v Speaker 3>What about us?
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<v Speaker 2>All right, now it's time to get into TNA Impact
<v Speaker 2>October four seven, the very first two hour Impact going
<v Speaker 2>forward for them.
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's time to find out what was going on
<v Speaker 3>the water wrestling at the time with the figure four
<v Speaker 3>weekly because the observers for some reason, don't have anything
<v Speaker 3>in two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right, that's right.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't understand that. Please fucking get that figured out,
<v Speaker 3>mouts God damn Figure four Weekly, October first, two thousand
<v Speaker 3>and seven. Brian Alvarez writes in WW News, and we've
<v Speaker 3>got yet another drug scandal.
<v Speaker 2>They got.
<v Speaker 3>That juicy bastard. Alvare says, this one's just weird. John
<v Speaker 3>Todd Miller alias Doctor Todd was a dude from Dampa
<v Speaker 3>who ran a physician's Dude from Dampa are his words.
<v Speaker 2>He's a local Florida man.
<v Speaker 3>Of course, turns out he wasn't actually a doctor in
<v Speaker 3>the end. That maybe the lease of the problems. He
<v Speaker 3>was also accused of dispensing as a non doctor, one
<v Speaker 3>hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of steroids at a
<v Speaker 3>rate of three hundred dollars to twenty eight hundred dollars
<v Speaker 3>a cycle. A great deal.
<v Speaker 2>Doctor dude was given drugs out to all the wrestlers
<v Speaker 2>for yeah, at but very reasonable prices. Yeah, what a
<v Speaker 2>nice guy.
<v Speaker 3>How did the fuck is there a non doctor that
<v Speaker 3>has access to just steroids like this? Is that just
<v Speaker 3>the thing?
<v Speaker 2>I guess?
<v Speaker 3>So is this an illegal drug institute?
<v Speaker 2>I hope not, Doctor dude, I hope not. He can
<v Speaker 2>lose Lise God, he doesn't have a license. He doesn't
<v Speaker 2>have one, already lost it.
<v Speaker 4>Can you changed my first name to doctor? Could I
<v Speaker 4>do that?
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like.
<v Speaker 3>Guys can change the first name to Warrior. So I
<v Speaker 3>guess you.
<v Speaker 4>Doctor d G steroids.
<v Speaker 3>You guys give them the boys steroids. I guess doctor Warrior.
<v Speaker 2>And Doctor back doing this team together.
<v Speaker 3>Albert says, wonder what caused his rates to either be
<v Speaker 3>so high or low. Among his clients were at least
<v Speaker 3>one pro baseball player and a number of pro wrestlers,
<v Speaker 3>including Eddie and Hector Guerrero, Billy Kidman, Brian Adams, who
<v Speaker 3>referred Kidman to the clinic. I don't know how he
<v Speaker 3>has that information. Dan Spivey, Big Show was on a cycle.
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean by that?
<v Speaker 3>He should get on a bicycle?
<v Speaker 4>Maybe a try cycle, definitely not aicycle.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, brother, he's breaking this Olvera says, don't think
<v Speaker 3>nobody has noticed that. Just a few weeks after this
<v Speaker 3>say No to drug speech to the locker room, Vince
<v Speaker 3>Mricman and Drew ble h Are Gigantic.
<v Speaker 4>Said, none of you guys can do give me your
<v Speaker 4>drugs so I can eat them.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>Give me tho.
<v Speaker 3>Albara says Vince's arms were insanely big Monday, and although
<v Speaker 3>Hunter came back looking significantly smaller and leaner at SummerSlam,
<v Speaker 3>he's also getting bigger and bigger with each passing week.
<v Speaker 2>It's working out, man, Yeah, I.
<v Speaker 3>Mean that's what happens when you hit the Jim Loser.
<v Speaker 2>Well you hit one, yeah, like they're riding a bicycle.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe had big show fucking wrong. He was just trying
<v Speaker 3>to work out. John Morrison also returns next week excitedly
<v Speaker 3>here boys. Question is whether he'll immediately get into the
<v Speaker 3>e W title picture again. The original idea was to
<v Speaker 3>build long term around him, and Punk was given the
<v Speaker 3>belt because there really wasn't anyone better at the time
<v Speaker 3>that was over at his level. The reality is that
<v Speaker 3>before December to December last year, Paul told everybody that
<v Speaker 3>he wanted to put the belt on Punk, but Vince
<v Speaker 3>told him that Punk was a quote unquote string bean,
<v Speaker 3>and quote unquote nobody would believe it. Alvarez says, given
<v Speaker 3>the recent say not to drug speeches in a perfect world,
<v Speaker 3>that's what all have changed. Given Vincent Hunter's new physiques,
<v Speaker 3>my guess is that it hasn't. Yeah, al raz is
<v Speaker 3>my goat.
<v Speaker 2>Did Vincent steroids and then getting on everybody about not
<v Speaker 2>doing them as crazy. The very seam punk is super clean.
<v Speaker 3>Fuck this guy.
<v Speaker 2>Well, guys on a cycle, baby a little juice. You
<v Speaker 2>get to be look at you h.
<v Speaker 3>In TNA News, Judas Messius is out of action after
<v Speaker 3>taking a stupid fall off the ladder in Bernando d
<v Speaker 3>Escalando in Mexico. Alvarez says, I can't even call it
<v Speaker 3>a dive. There was a ladder in the middle of
<v Speaker 3>the ring. He climbed up there, wobbled around a bit,
<v Speaker 3>and then sort of fell off and landed on the floor.
<v Speaker 3>I presume on somebody. He was knocked down and is
<v Speaker 3>now suffering from sciatica. I have no idea why people
<v Speaker 3>do some of the things they do. He was forced
<v Speaker 3>to take time off, which really screwed up Teena's plans
<v Speaker 3>since they taped the two hour debut on Monday, so
<v Speaker 3>I guess he was supposed to be on this show.
<v Speaker 3>The ladder to the floor all right.
<v Speaker 2>Well.
<v Speaker 3>From the figure four Weekly October nine thousand and seven
<v Speaker 3>and we News, Alvarez writes, I believe two people in
<v Speaker 3>developmental failed drug test this week, one for marijuana and
<v Speaker 3>one for cocaine. Wow. I don't have all the details,
<v Speaker 3>but I think it was a test administered by the
<v Speaker 3>Kentucky State Athletic Commission and not WWE. That's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 3>The state busted you and not WWE.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that coke kind of crazy. They just kind of
<v Speaker 2>walked in. He was on Cocainear.
<v Speaker 3>Rob Conway's men, we got a.
<v Speaker 2>Big run coming up for you with this well.
<v Speaker 3>James rob Conway on Wrestling Weekly with Doc young Lestatcher
<v Speaker 3>talked about his time in w w E. I guess
<v Speaker 3>he's fired at this point.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, runs over.
<v Speaker 3>He was asked about gimmis for guys like himself, Eugene
<v Speaker 3>and the bash them's obviously all the same kind of
<v Speaker 3>gimmick here. Uh, he said, sometimes guys are giving gimmicks
<v Speaker 3>to punish them, and every now and then a guy
<v Speaker 3>would embrace a bed gimmick and make it work, at
<v Speaker 3>which point creative would put a stop to it. That
<v Speaker 3>is fucking funny as ship. They would give a guy
<v Speaker 3>a shooty gimmick and then they do with it, They
<v Speaker 3>say fuck that and fire them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, Rob Conway did a good gimmick where
<v Speaker 2>he was buff Bagwell.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, if you want buff bagwell, why not
<v Speaker 3>look any further than.
<v Speaker 2>Rock Always just look at him, I mean, look at it.
<v Speaker 3>He reaching for it.
<v Speaker 2>Take a bite of the Apple Blockbuster GDT, my Mom's
<v Speaker 2>coming to TV, the.
<v Speaker 3>TV last thing here. The Major Brothers are down in
<v Speaker 3>OVW and they've gotten horrible reviews. Is Matt Cardona, Matt
<v Speaker 3>Cardonah and Kurt Hawkins? Oh yeah, okay, Major Brothers? Who
<v Speaker 3>I I do still listen to the Major Wrestling Figure podcast.
<v Speaker 3>Shout outs to the boys, but I had to. You
<v Speaker 3>know it's in here. Is very interesting because they got
<v Speaker 3>horrible reviews and WW guys like Steve Williams.
<v Speaker 2>You guys on weed, that's weird.
<v Speaker 3>Great question. Guys like Steve Williams and Robert Gibson had
<v Speaker 3>offered them advice and they've apparently responded like they've had
<v Speaker 3>no idea who these guys are and can't figure out
<v Speaker 3>why they should be listening to anything. They say tons
<v Speaker 3>of heat and the belief is that they think they
<v Speaker 3>shouldn't be there and are above developmental. That's awesome. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>fucking Robert Gibson, son of a bitch, Steve Williams. There.
<v Speaker 3>That is it for the Observer Figure four weekly portion
<v Speaker 3>of the show. Now time talking about TNA Impact October fourth,
<v Speaker 3>two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 2>All right, now it's time to get into TNA Impact here,
<v Speaker 2>let's go. We start off Tony, you said there was
<v Speaker 2>We watched the YouTube version, but on the TNA website
<v Speaker 2>there was an intro for this show. Yeah. So they
<v Speaker 2>did the heyl Saban we are wrestling intro, you know.
<v Speaker 4>I was thinking that, Yeah, yeah, I see that in
<v Speaker 4>the background.
<v Speaker 2>And then they did their.
<v Speaker 4>Five years ago Oh nice be getting dude, which I love.
<v Speaker 4>It's like that's the one thing DNA always captured. They
<v Speaker 4>made it feel like this is a rally crying. You
<v Speaker 4>got to support this company if you're watching it.
<v Speaker 2>Like you're part of this. Yeah. This was cool, though.
<v Speaker 4>It was like, uh, it's felt like two minutes long
<v Speaker 4>or something. Maybe not, but I think I think it was.
<v Speaker 2>It just showed clips of all the.
<v Speaker 3>Didn't have a real song on it. I can. I'm
<v Speaker 3>trying to figure ou why I got cut from the
<v Speaker 3>YouTube version.
<v Speaker 2>No, it wasn't.
<v Speaker 4>And they even cut the TNA Impact intro to from
<v Speaker 4>the YouTube.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why.
<v Speaker 4>They did that also, we said, like the intro, but
<v Speaker 4>it was pretty cool.
<v Speaker 2>You know.
<v Speaker 4>It's like if you've seen one of those Ta Rally
<v Speaker 4>Cry videos where it's like we started from the humble
<v Speaker 4>beginnings and now we're here.
<v Speaker 2>I love that shit, man.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, showing all the best clips and everything.
<v Speaker 2>So one of those Yeah, you're right, we have to
<v Speaker 2>find a voiceover actor that good.
<v Speaker 3>I know we need the voice God, God, I swear
<v Speaker 3>we talked to Barry Scott. Was good. We were gonna
<v Speaker 3>use Barry Scott.
<v Speaker 2>We were for all our voiceoverstuff. God, we get the
<v Speaker 2>rundown of what we're gonna get here on the special
<v Speaker 2>two hour Impact, which of course is starting now and
<v Speaker 2>goes on until well, I guess still today.
<v Speaker 3>There was at no point of the show. The only
<v Speaker 3>thing I knew, the only thing I knew from the
<v Speaker 3>show was that Rikishi was on the show, because he's
<v Speaker 3>the thumbnail of the YouTube video.
<v Speaker 2>Do we know why Rakeishi was a part of this? Like,
<v Speaker 2>was it like a.
<v Speaker 3>Well he went to the office Joe Jay we talked
<v Speaker 3>about this before.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. I was just thinking, like what was
<v Speaker 2>he what did he have to do with Triple X?
<v Speaker 3>A J. L.
<v Speaker 2>A Samo and Samoa. Joe is Simoan. That's what I
<v Speaker 2>was thinking. Tony was like, yeah, it is alright. Sure,
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know if they explained it on the show
<v Speaker 2>or not, or if we were just to infer.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he was like, I don't think
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if Joe brought him in or I
<v Speaker 3>think it was more just like they happened to both
<v Speaker 3>fucking not like.
<v Speaker 2>Christian Okay, Junior for two was booty delicious and ready
<v Speaker 2>to fight. It was really I mean that on it
<v Speaker 2>He's booty delicious and ready to fight. So tonight we
<v Speaker 2>got a run down the car. We got Team pac
<v Speaker 2>Man versus Team three D. This is non title as
<v Speaker 2>it currently stands.
<v Speaker 3>He's back. Who's back? Is it back? Man Jones?
<v Speaker 2>That'll be fun to talk about. Only get to that match.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, that is unbelievable, man, This guy's the tax in
<v Speaker 3>the company.
<v Speaker 2>Of the World. By the way, yeah, p kerd Angled Sting.
<v Speaker 2>We have Gail Kim versus Jackie Moore tonight, and then
<v Speaker 2>the main event is an eight man war. It is
<v Speaker 2>Triple X, AJ Styles and Christian Cage. That's a team
<v Speaker 2>before by the way, versus Lax Junior for two and Samoa.
<v Speaker 3>Joe, which is in When they ran on that match,
<v Speaker 3>my brain exploded. I think I had to rewind it
<v Speaker 3>to make sure I fucking didn't like mess that up.
<v Speaker 3>That is insane. Daniel's low key AJ styles and Christian
<v Speaker 3>against Homicide Hernandez Rikishi and Simon Show.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, in my head, I said, wow, this
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be awful.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I anticipated so much nothing. James I was like,
<v Speaker 3>this is like, this is gonna be the quickest ape
<v Speaker 3>man I've ever seen in my life.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, TV main Event, of course.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll see how that delivers later on in the evening.
<v Speaker 2>So we kick off this special two hour Impact. It's
<v Speaker 2>Black Rain and everybody knows it's Black Rain versus Rhino.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I mean this is the match of my dreams.
<v Speaker 2>The first thing they say is we open the premiere
<v Speaker 2>of the two hour Impact with the injureds of Black Rain.
<v Speaker 2>Are you sure about that? Everybody knows gold Dust come
<v Speaker 2>on this ship.
<v Speaker 3>Is crazy that the first thing I was going to
<v Speaker 3>see on this show was gold Dust.
<v Speaker 2>I know, it's nuts.
<v Speaker 3>I was excited. Could Rhino with the deadlock? D A said, Wow, this.
<v Speaker 4>Is a Black Rain almost killed my career. I tell
<v Speaker 4>you that, dude, he looks nuts like this means the
<v Speaker 4>first thing you see on the two, our impact has
<v Speaker 4>got to be like unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>Do you tune out?
<v Speaker 4>If you're no, you stay here to look at If
<v Speaker 4>you're a w fan flipping the channels, you stick for that.
<v Speaker 2>I recognize that. That's fucking gold dust. Don't see Rhino
<v Speaker 2>with the deadlock. D you're standing well, I mean you
<v Speaker 2>see you see Black Rain and then it shows you
<v Speaker 2>Judas will see his debuting by tearing through the mat
<v Speaker 2>with blood in his mouth and a sign of.
<v Speaker 3>Grinding glass on the arms.
<v Speaker 2>Like, where is this guy? And he's not here fell
<v Speaker 2>off a ladder.
<v Speaker 3>He's laying on a floor in Mexico.
<v Speaker 4>That really great if they said that commentary he fell
<v Speaker 4>off a ladder here they show it to it's like
<v Speaker 4>a hot baggage for him. But he's fall the ladder
<v Speaker 4>us tear through the mouth, the blood in.
<v Speaker 3>His mouth already, Yeah, what he's doing, don't.
<v Speaker 4>Forget black rads got misty the rat which it's in
<v Speaker 4>the black box.
<v Speaker 2>What is the black Bogs? It's his gold dust outfit.
<v Speaker 2>He's like he's get put it back on, too careful,
<v Speaker 2>don't let me break off the black box.
<v Speaker 3>It's called toil, like the goddamn.
<v Speaker 2>Like that's what you hear when you look at the box,
<v Speaker 2>like pull fiction.
<v Speaker 4>When they opened the box of this gold coming out.
<v Speaker 4>That's what he looks.
<v Speaker 3>All called to him, like the goddamn green goblin mask.
<v Speaker 2>He's talking about. I like movies.
<v Speaker 4>Put that on his gimmick. He likes movies. That's crazy.
<v Speaker 3>What is black rains gimmick?
<v Speaker 2>He hates movies?
<v Speaker 3>Amented freak.
<v Speaker 2>He's a gold dust Black makes movies.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not just glodust, holy ship.
<v Speaker 4>I just imagine the inverted picture of Black radiates movies.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, nobody does. Nobody explores gold does more
<v Speaker 4>than Deadlock.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, I'm fucking so locked in here.
<v Speaker 4>This is how you start a show, right here, This
<v Speaker 4>is how you started show.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you started the show with way more questions.
<v Speaker 2>If you haven't answer, is Judas Meeus Abyss is half
<v Speaker 2>brunna yet?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's right.
<v Speaker 2>They said that's his half brother.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's his brother.
<v Speaker 2>James Mitchell is dead right, that's right.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So the gimmick here is that James Mitchell is
<v Speaker 3>recruiting a group to kill Abyss and Judas Messius. His
<v Speaker 3>son is one of those guys. Black Rain is also
<v Speaker 3>in this.
<v Speaker 2>Group, right okay, And so it's Havoc Havoc and Raven
<v Speaker 2>Rhino with the deadlock d on his back. Like you said,
<v Speaker 2>Don West is creeped out by this black box that
<v Speaker 2>Black Rain it out here. Doesn't know what it is.
<v Speaker 2>Little does he know? It's a collection of gold Does's
<v Speaker 2>favorite movie set is out for.
<v Speaker 3>Collection. He he's locked away to.
<v Speaker 2>Not loves physical media, Black Rain and loves streaming.
<v Speaker 3>He's addicted to a good time.
<v Speaker 2>He lost. He's trying to preserve DVDs.
<v Speaker 4>You know, he's gotta make sure they stay around.
<v Speaker 2>So, uh we start this match off here. Rhino kicks
<v Speaker 2>this dude's ass. I mean this is just like a
<v Speaker 2>fucking squash match. Yeah, he isaking his ass. He goes
<v Speaker 2>for a goredon missus. This allows Black Rain to drop
<v Speaker 2>the leg on the rope based. Black Rain starts looking
<v Speaker 2>for shattered dreams. It's calling to him, dude.
<v Speaker 3>He does, He like sets them up for it and
<v Speaker 3>then goes and then that's not me. Leg I like
<v Speaker 3>the balls.
<v Speaker 2>Bin loves balls, dude, he looks. He looks at the
<v Speaker 2>crowd like there's gonna be like some like crazier reaction.
<v Speaker 2>There's something he must he must not have known we
<v Speaker 2>weren't there. He thought we were.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sadly.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>He takes Rhino's leg off the ropes and instead he
<v Speaker 2>hits a running stunner.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, running whipper snapper. That is insane. Is that
<v Speaker 3>his fucking move?
<v Speaker 2>I'm cool with you. I thought it was dope. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean it is better than a running cutter. I'll
<v Speaker 2>take a fucking whipper snapper. Yeah, you know what stunners
<v Speaker 2>are kind of and the hot shot and the tin
<v Speaker 2>punch in the corner.
<v Speaker 3>Hello, these are all good boots, so black rain, black grain.
<v Speaker 2>Man. I'm just sorry. I'm just caught off with the
<v Speaker 2>shattered Dreas thing, like him going for shatter dres when
<v Speaker 2>it changed tn a forever.
<v Speaker 3>I think, dude, well he like I love that, Like
<v Speaker 3>his gimmick is legit, Like I think it's what we're saying.
<v Speaker 2>Like I think gold it would have been shattered dimensions
<v Speaker 2>what I wanted. Chris Jericho in a cave. He's not
<v Speaker 2>even Jams is an on screen character. He's a commentator,
<v Speaker 2>he does seven. It cuts to the back and Raven
<v Speaker 2>is sitting on a throne with a top hat on.
<v Speaker 2>Is he even watching the show? Like, why don't we
<v Speaker 2>see this, dude? This clockwork arche gimmick is so.
<v Speaker 3>Painmaker, holy ship dude. Yeah, I uh, I did not
<v Speaker 3>enjoy this. And I am a I am a Raven apologist,
<v Speaker 3>and I did not enjoy this.
<v Speaker 2>Rhino hits his comeback and a belly to belly across
<v Speaker 2>the ring.
<v Speaker 3>The two seg match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they get ten. That's nuts. But wait
<v Speaker 2>a minute. Raven is here and he's lighting beside the
<v Speaker 2>gold sting.
<v Speaker 3>He's just running down and like trying to hide under
<v Speaker 3>the apron, and Rhino goes for the core and Raven
<v Speaker 3>grabs his Black Rain and drops him and pulls him
<v Speaker 3>out of the ring, and then Rhino starts fucking kicking
<v Speaker 3>ravens ass.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Black Rain then rushes at Rhino, but he
<v Speaker 2>hits Raven off the apron by accident, and then Rhino
<v Speaker 2>rolls up Black Rain and gets the win.
<v Speaker 3>Because it couldn't. You know, you can't just beat Black Rain.
<v Speaker 3>You need to you need to do something dirty here
<v Speaker 3>and uh or Black Rain called rank and didn't want.
<v Speaker 2>To die the Rain, So I gotta give it going
<v Speaker 2>on right.
<v Speaker 3>Now, I gotta got to run. I can't lose. Are
<v Speaker 3>you kidding me?
<v Speaker 2>So Rhino starts kicking Raven's ass, but the numbers game
<v Speaker 2>is too much as black Orain joins.
<v Speaker 3>Now Mike today this I didn't I don't know if
<v Speaker 3>this happened during the match. Maybe you guys can remember,
<v Speaker 3>but Mike Tonay now is calling him Black Rain dustin Rose.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize the the Black Rain gimmick is coming
<v Speaker 2>off like it's He's like waning off Black Rain. He
<v Speaker 2>can only be in Black Rain for so long, you know, mode. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>his favorite movies are starting to come back to him.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, wha thirteenth Mary Shelley breaking up? No, I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna get out of here. I have to break the discs. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if Black Rain went under the ring and then
<v Speaker 2>gold Dust.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I'm just legally couldn't have done this right, gold
<v Speaker 3>Dust Like he can't even look like gold dust? Right?
<v Speaker 2>What really you think that it? Could? You think that
<v Speaker 2>people have been like, what are you doing? Gold Dust?
<v Speaker 2>I do?
<v Speaker 3>I did think that you getting.
<v Speaker 2>In the copy, right, here, right, yeah, yeah, I.
<v Speaker 3>Think like yeah, I mean that's ship right yeah, but
<v Speaker 3>like god, that would have been awesome. He goes under
<v Speaker 3>the ring, comes out of gold Dust when a pop
<v Speaker 3>that would have been in my house.
<v Speaker 2>It would have been awesome. It's just me so best
<v Speaker 2>music hits and he comes out here and.
<v Speaker 3>Uh fuck were Raven and Black Rains setting up for here? Oh?
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.
<v Speaker 3>It was like Raven had fucking Rhino in a backbreaker
<v Speaker 3>over his knee and gold Dust is climbing to the top.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, a business music hids. He comes out here,
<v Speaker 2>he starts Abyss punching everyone in the head.
<v Speaker 3>And scream is a great way to put it.
<v Speaker 2>James Mitchell then tries to attack Abyss from behind with
<v Speaker 2>his cane, but Abyss sees it and breaks the.
<v Speaker 3>Cane in half. He said, is that the Darkness Falls weapon?
<v Speaker 3>They fucking totally jumped the gun on that. Is that
<v Speaker 3>the weapon? The Darkness Falls weapon? He just broke his cane,
<v Speaker 3>Like today, you're fucking this up, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>So Havoc is now here. This is Johnny Divine, right.
<v Speaker 3>It is Johnny Divine.
<v Speaker 2>No one's had more gimmicks.
<v Speaker 3>Than he's he's got a going to run a gimmicks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>It was Raven's group Serotonin, which was just a bunch
<v Speaker 3>of dudes that Raven abused and made them different dudes.
<v Speaker 3>Because Aaran's already out of this group.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's back to me just because okay, w what
<v Speaker 2>was it? Oh you guessed it, you cassed it. That's
<v Speaker 2>the Norm McDonald thing.
<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>So Havoc is here and Abyss kicks his fucking assid
<v Speaker 2>gives him a Blackball slam.
<v Speaker 3>Great.
<v Speaker 2>So black Orain has that wicked spike? Uh? Is that
<v Speaker 2>the Darkness Falls weapon? It is?
<v Speaker 3>The fuck? Is that meeting darkness?
<v Speaker 2>It looks like a Mickey Mouse the hand with a
<v Speaker 2>little spike went on.
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that a movie? Darkness Falls? Is that what it's
<v Speaker 3>a reference to?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if it's Black Ray has got to be
<v Speaker 2>a TV show, it can't be a movie.
<v Speaker 3>No, it can't be has got a media Oh ship,
<v Speaker 3>that was a spike.
<v Speaker 2>He's got that wicked spike. So Black Rain uses that
<v Speaker 2>wicked spike and triple H style and it hurts even
<v Speaker 2>more because.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's my favorite wrestling thing ever because you
<v Speaker 3>hold the end of it it's going to hurt more so.
<v Speaker 2>Black Rain is about to magnum t this dude. But
<v Speaker 2>the lights go out, Well you know he's gonna stab
<v Speaker 2>in the head.
<v Speaker 3>I got it.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, But the lights go out and Sting Sting.
<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell you, guys how jarring this is. I'm
<v Speaker 2>looking at Raven with a hat of this, Johnny Devine,
<v Speaker 2>Black Rain, Why is Sting in the ring right now?
<v Speaker 2>These get this guy out of here now.
<v Speaker 3>Lies on par with like, you know, Sting, like you
<v Speaker 3>might as well fucking have him all on an angle?
<v Speaker 3>How did Black Rain and Sting not have an angle here?
<v Speaker 3>Vampiro style?
<v Speaker 2>Every segment in TNA has twenty five people in the
<v Speaker 2>ring at all times.
<v Speaker 3>We gotta have everybody on the show.
<v Speaker 2>Brother, So he said, we're paying him, get him in
<v Speaker 2>the ring. Yeah, why not fucking Sting being anywhere near?
<v Speaker 2>This is hilarious.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, Sting and Black Rain have an interaction here, thankfully
<v Speaker 3>he bumps them.
<v Speaker 2>They gotta I mean Sting and James Mitchell and Abyss
<v Speaker 2>have history, that's true. So yeah, Sting is left in
<v Speaker 2>the ring and then everyone else is powdered and left.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because the lights, the lights out, lights back up,
<v Speaker 3>and Abyss is just gone, and then Sting attacks Black
<v Speaker 3>Range and then like Abyss isn't like gone anymore. He's
<v Speaker 3>just at ringside fighting Black Range. I thought he was
<v Speaker 3>like Sting mystically like took him away.
<v Speaker 2>Now he just rolled out the Kurd Angle.
<v Speaker 3>You hear Kurt Angles say, Heysting, dude, this is the
<v Speaker 3>beginning of what could be the greatest over arching fucking
<v Speaker 3>segment of any show ever. I mean, this year. This
<v Speaker 3>is an underappreciated Kurt Angle fucking thing. I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if I've seen anyone ever talk about this. This is
<v Speaker 3>incredible and it's the whole the whole show is going
<v Speaker 3>back to this. So it shows Kurt at football practice.
<v Speaker 3>He's at like some or is it practice or is
<v Speaker 3>it an actual game? I think it's an actual game.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>The cheerleaders are so yes, right, it's an actual football game,
<v Speaker 3>high school college, I don't know what it was. And
<v Speaker 3>Kurt looks he's looking at the camera and he says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>you ready for some Kurt then says, oh, if you are, well,
<v Speaker 3>then I'll be right back after a word from our sponsor.
<v Speaker 3>I'll see you on the other side of the break. Hey,
<v Speaker 3>Spike's gotta make its money too.
<v Speaker 2>Whoa dude, This two thousand and seven tech is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>They have the ability to do this.
<v Speaker 3>This is unreal. And Mike Tonay is confused. He says,
<v Speaker 3>where the hell is Kurt Angle? What the hell is
<v Speaker 3>he talking about? So we go to commercial. We come
<v Speaker 3>back from commercial, Sting is still in the ring staring
<v Speaker 3>at Kurt Angle on the tron like, this doesn't change.
<v Speaker 2>This is live via satellite.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Okay, I didn't think it was live until I
<v Speaker 3>did switch. There is a very specific point of this
<v Speaker 3>where I realized that this is live. So Kurt says,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm back.
<v Speaker 2>How is Kurt keeping up? With a commercial break?
<v Speaker 3>They're like telling you, yeah, ear piece are headset on.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I don't know, but yeah, the camera guys give
<v Speaker 3>him the iggy. Kurt says, this Kurt Angle and the
<v Speaker 3>gold medal. Listen to any world champion reporting live on
<v Speaker 3>a beautiful California, smoggy autumn day, a great day for football.
<v Speaker 3>Kurt is in a full suit. He looks insane. Yeah
<v Speaker 3>it is. I mean, it's nuts. Kurt says, Sorry, I
<v Speaker 3>couldn't be there, but I had some business to take
<v Speaker 3>care of some family business, more specifically, your family business.
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't this feel to look familiar? Isn't this where your
<v Speaker 3>son Garrett plays all those football games? And I'm like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't even Sting's son gets involved, like on this show.
<v Speaker 3>I just saw he was in fucking sings last match.
<v Speaker 2>This guy. Yeah, now he's a grown man.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah he's growing, he's big as shit. Duo. Kurt says, sorry,
<v Speaker 3>went all the way to Florida to beat me up tonight.
<v Speaker 3>But the difference between you and me is if I
<v Speaker 3>had a son, I'd never miss any of his football games.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna sit in those stands and I'm gonna sear
<v Speaker 3>your son Garrett on And when he grows up, I
<v Speaker 3>gotta wonder is he gonna slap other people's wives like
<v Speaker 3>you do?
<v Speaker 2>Oly dude, he said that. I said, no way, he
<v Speaker 2>went all the way to California because ste slapped carried angle.
<v Speaker 3>Whoa. I'm fucking finding out so much right now, he says,
<v Speaker 3>maybe I'll ask him after the game. I'm this, I'm assuming.
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, this is like a fucking pre tape.
<v Speaker 3>Kurt's like, sent this in the fun with Sting like
<v Speaker 3>an earlier today thing. That's what I thought. Yeah, So he.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt says that. Sting says, if you lay a hand
<v Speaker 2>on him, and I swear to God, I'm.
<v Speaker 3>Gonna kill you. This is not on Mike. Sting just
<v Speaker 3>yells at from the ring.
<v Speaker 2>From the ring in the arena towards the dron, No, Mike.
<v Speaker 3>If you lay a hand on him, I swear I'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna kill you, And Kurt says, kill me.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I was so thrown it back by that.
<v Speaker 3>I said, wow, because it cuts so drastically, like it's
<v Speaker 3>the Kurt or it's the thing, and it Kurt's immediately
<v Speaker 3>the Kurt, like the second he says it. Then Kurt
<v Speaker 3>says kill me. I said, wait, what he he can
<v Speaker 3>Not only does Kurt know when the commercials are and
<v Speaker 3>he's calling to them, he can hear the entire building.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck? This guy's a god. So Kurt says,
<v Speaker 3>all I'm doing is watching him play football. Hey, Sting,
<v Speaker 3>I'll see you in a huddle. Come on, Garrett, let's go.
<v Speaker 3>And then Sting is fucking pissed and Sting leaves the ring.
<v Speaker 3>I said, wow, that was funniest shit. Little did I
<v Speaker 3>know this was only the beginning.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Kurt's got a lot here to do in this
<v Speaker 2>football field. He's at the whole game. So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 2>JB is here with the exclusive Bow for Glory news
<v Speaker 2>just text TNA to seventy six hundred or thousand, whatever
<v Speaker 2>it was. So JB's here and Jay Lethal and Sanjay
<v Speaker 2>Dutt come up to talk. Jay Lethal current X Division champion.
<v Speaker 3>Black Machismo and the Guru Sonjay Dutton, JB. Jeremy Borash says,
<v Speaker 3>Black mucheesemo, it's you and Chris Rordaniels at Bound for
<v Speaker 3>Glory and Black Muccino says, you get Christopher Diniel's number
<v Speaker 3>a year because it Beil for Glory. The grandmother wan
<v Speaker 3>I take him out in my boody. Liberachi's coming here
<v Speaker 3>and boogie woogie on the piano. JB says, Liberaci's dead.
<v Speaker 3>Says you like Christopher Gina's career fallen Angel falling and
<v Speaker 3>kink it up here that I mean, what a gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean yeah, perfect of his time.
<v Speaker 3>And Sonjay said, Sonjay hugs JB. Sonjay's doing like his
<v Speaker 3>fucking uh free your mind gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah exactly, and.
<v Speaker 3>Says, uh, why talk about death. It should be all
<v Speaker 3>about love, you know, get that get that hate out
<v Speaker 3>of your blood. Jay, That's why I started a foundation
<v Speaker 3>for all my brothers and sisters suffering from the Ebola virus.
<v Speaker 3>It's called enough of Bola already.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, hearing the word ebola was nuts, Like, Wow, that
<v Speaker 2>is such a that's such a thing that I remember
<v Speaker 2>from growing up.
<v Speaker 3>Blast from the past. Yeah, yeah, he's got the he's
<v Speaker 3>raising money for the Bowl of Virus epidemic. And so say,
<v Speaker 3>it's all about sharing. As I'm sharing my good fortune, love,
<v Speaker 3>you need to share, just like this, And he takes
<v Speaker 3>Jay's glasses and he puts them on JB. And then
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden, someone off screen yells share this
<v Speaker 3>team three d jump these fucking dudes. Not only they
<v Speaker 3>jump them, they barrow all JB and JB breaks the set.
<v Speaker 3>He just fucking falls and breaks it. Brother Ice slams
<v Speaker 3>a tambourine off of Sunjay and they kick this dude's ass.
<v Speaker 3>They slap Jay lethal in the stomach with the X
<v Speaker 3>division title of them.
<v Speaker 4>The champion of the Exhibition.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I just want to put that out there.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, they're kicking his ass Tony the X Division champion.
<v Speaker 3>But that doesn't matter because they got to build this
<v Speaker 3>angle for the tag titles.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, for tonight's tag title match, yes.
<v Speaker 3>Which it isn't yet but they want it to be,
<v Speaker 3>of course. But that's you know, jumping out a little bit.
<v Speaker 3>But Team three D then drag Sunjay and Jay Lethal
<v Speaker 3>from the backstage to the ramp area and they throw
<v Speaker 3>Jay Lethal as hard as possible down the ramp and
<v Speaker 3>he flip bumps and dies. I mean the angle is
<v Speaker 3>that Team three D or pissed that they have not
<v Speaker 3>been given tag title shots and they're gonna kill everybody
<v Speaker 3>until Jim Cornett gives him a title. Shit. Yes, Jim
<v Speaker 3>Cornette is the authority still at the.
<v Speaker 2>Time here along with Matt Morgan. Matt Morgan is his
<v Speaker 2>number one bitch in charge.
<v Speaker 3>The DNA of DNA. So they kicked Jay and Sunday's ass.
<v Speaker 3>They fucking sent him pillar to post all over the
<v Speaker 3>ring inside the ring, and then Shark Boy in a
<v Speaker 3>neck brace runs out to the ring and said, oh
<v Speaker 3>my god, but I don't think this is stone cold yet.
<v Speaker 3>He's just Shark Boy injured.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they say on commentary that they're literally just gonna
<v Speaker 2>beat up everybody and get to you until Jim Cornett
<v Speaker 2>just makes tonight's match a title match.
<v Speaker 3>So Shark Boy decided to get involved, to come out
<v Speaker 3>here and try to start a fight, and Brother Ray
<v Speaker 3>begs off until Devon attacks him from behind, and then
<v Speaker 3>they hit Shark Boy with three D and then they
<v Speaker 3>hit a Bubba hits a second row power bomb to
<v Speaker 3>the sun checke Oly, shit, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, when he got him out there, I was like, no, wait,
<v Speaker 2>no table or anything. Oh my god, he's gonna full
<v Speaker 2>send it nice.
<v Speaker 3>He bounces like shit, I mean, that's gotta suck dick
<v Speaker 3>in the six sided ring.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was awesome though.
<v Speaker 3>So Brother Devon gets a table from outside, he loads
<v Speaker 3>it in the ring and Brother Rain now has a
<v Speaker 3>mic and he says, sit down and shut up. You
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of idiots. You all suck to the crowd.
<v Speaker 3>I guess because they were fired up for the tables,
<v Speaker 3>trying to get some eat.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were getting over.
<v Speaker 3>Actually, Brother Ray says Jim Cornett Tonight Team three D
<v Speaker 3>versus Team pac Man, and it better be for the
<v Speaker 3>world tag team titles. And if it's not, this is
<v Speaker 3>what we'll continue to do to every tag team and
<v Speaker 3>heavy wrestler in DNA. And then they hit the ex
<v Speaker 3>division champion with a three D through a table.
<v Speaker 2>Now, why are they just beat up the exhibsion guys?
<v Speaker 2>Try it? Let me see you try to this a
<v Speaker 2>Black Rain bitch, they no better do well. They did
<v Speaker 2>take out the Steiner brothers. Yeah, but they're not taking
<v Speaker 2>out Black Rain.
<v Speaker 3>That's I mean, nobody is. Nobody is until you know,
<v Speaker 3>he takes himself out of course.
<v Speaker 2>So we got back of stage. Sting is going into
<v Speaker 2>the production truck and he flips out on his boy Keith.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Crystal, the backstage interview is trying to get a word.
<v Speaker 3>What's stinging? Sting flipping out, goes in the production trump
<v Speaker 3>and he fucking grabs Keith and he says, you get
<v Speaker 3>him a have satellite feed to California. It's my family,
<v Speaker 3>it's my son, Keith. And Keith says, listen, man, you
<v Speaker 3>know I I do nothing to hurt your family, and
<v Speaker 3>Thing says, yeah, yeah, it's about It's about the raiding,
<v Speaker 3>exisit it? And ke says nothing to do with the ratings,
<v Speaker 3>And then Sting and Keith both look over at the monitors,
<v Speaker 3>which because there's a bunch of them, and Sting says, Keith,
<v Speaker 3>hit me a set of headphones. I want to talk
<v Speaker 3>to him quick, and Keith says it's gonna take a
<v Speaker 3>few minutes. So Sting, the reasonable man, the reasonable man
<v Speaker 3>of the is, grips Keith up and drags him to
<v Speaker 3>the floor to think, makes it go faster, give me
<v Speaker 3>all all the headphones are under the death He drags
<v Speaker 3>him before he says, make it happen now Keith and
<v Speaker 3>Key says, good ahead, set up now up front for
<v Speaker 3>staying right now, it's gonna go to commercial again.
<v Speaker 4>All Sting you had to do is go back in
<v Speaker 4>the ring. He could talk to curd Angle in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, just wait to show up and talk
<v Speaker 2>to You're right, Tony.
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't flee Kurt every word, Sting, what you can
<v Speaker 3>kill me? Kurt should have been on the trying the
<v Speaker 3>whole show. They stop beating up j.
<v Speaker 2>I think what I think what they do to you
<v Speaker 2>extivision guys sucks?
<v Speaker 3>Is that the darkness false weapon? Oh that was just
<v Speaker 3>the k Okay plays.
<v Speaker 2>The commentary little box at the bottom.
<v Speaker 3>Awesome. Wow, So we're still in the production truck and
<v Speaker 3>Sting is he now has a headset and he puts
<v Speaker 3>a headset on and he's yelling. Now. I was like,
<v Speaker 3>how the fuck, how the fuck does this again? How
<v Speaker 3>does this change? How Kurt hears Sting? Like, Kurt is
<v Speaker 3>not wearing a headset?
<v Speaker 2>How does he hear the guy right and a little
<v Speaker 2>in visible one or something? I guess, well, Sting says, Kurt, Kurt,
<v Speaker 2>can you hear me?
<v Speaker 3>Yes? The funk he can? We know he can't. Kurt.
<v Speaker 3>You know you stepped over lying. You got your own kids, Kurt.
<v Speaker 3>I swear if one hair is misplaced on his head,
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do something. You're gonna regret, Kurt. And I
<v Speaker 3>was like, okay. I figured we're gonna get the same
<v Speaker 3>shot we got before, which was like a close up
<v Speaker 3>of Kurt. They the shot they cut to his Kurt
<v Speaker 3>angle is across the field from the camera guy.
<v Speaker 2>He's across the field on the sidelines. It was the
<v Speaker 2>funniest fucking photo ever. You have to see this. He's
<v Speaker 2>got a suit and tie on, just standing there.
<v Speaker 3>The game is like the football game is going on.
<v Speaker 2>They let him on the sideline.
<v Speaker 4>These parts in the stands and stuff watching the game.
<v Speaker 3>That's a good fucking fund Jacks.
<v Speaker 2>He's on the sideline talking to Sting from twenty miles out.
<v Speaker 3>What was that stack some bitch, Kurt says, that's the
<v Speaker 3>thinger I wanted to get back, the one with the
<v Speaker 3>fire and the passion, the emotion. I had to come
<v Speaker 3>all the way to California to get the old Sting
<v Speaker 3>her back. And then he cuts to a shot. Now
<v Speaker 3>we're in front of Sting who is fucking head set.
<v Speaker 3>He has full face paint on. I like, he's like
<v Speaker 3>and he's holding the headset so like you can hear
<v Speaker 3>Kurt better. It's the funniest fucking thing.
<v Speaker 2>He's visual ever like he does die.
<v Speaker 3>And you told me it was fun to be funny.
<v Speaker 4>Before I watched it, you said, I'm not gonna tell you,
<v Speaker 4>but there's a screenshot that is hilarious. And then when
<v Speaker 4>I saw immediate message, you said I that it's funny.
<v Speaker 3>I was so excited for you guys to see the
<v Speaker 3>Sting with the headset fucking up front shot. It was
<v Speaker 3>so goddamn so good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a father in distress. Okay, well step dad,
<v Speaker 2>Kurt Angle just showed up and he's being a better dad,
<v Speaker 2>and he's got place.
<v Speaker 3>It's called place p a Streaks Gut cover three, Cover three,
<v Speaker 3>So it shows the close up a fucking Sting and
<v Speaker 3>now we're at a close up of Kurt, Like now
<v Speaker 3>we're in Kurt's face, And Kurt says, and who said
<v Speaker 3>anything about touching anybody? You're the one that likes to
<v Speaker 3>slap other people's family members. You call the police to
<v Speaker 3>be arrested. So I guess, enduring all this, Kurt or
<v Speaker 3>Sting called the cops on Kurt. That is what Kurt
<v Speaker 3>is saying here.
<v Speaker 2>That is so funny. Yeah, I call the police, my wife.
<v Speaker 3>He called the cops to a fucking football game that
<v Speaker 3>critic goles on the sidelines at and Kurt says that
<v Speaker 3>he told him he was just watching the game, and
<v Speaker 3>he gave him an autograph and set up away and
<v Speaker 3>they did leave. This is fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 4>You know what also makes his whole thing funnier is
<v Speaker 4>Sting isn't booked in a match on this impact. He's
<v Speaker 4>just there, so he could have been at his son's game.
<v Speaker 2>But he face Judas, Oh my god, you're right, what
<v Speaker 2>the fuck Jesus excuses not to go to the SAS game.
<v Speaker 2>It's a free tape.
<v Speaker 3>Gett Sorry, Garrett, I gotta work.
<v Speaker 4>I gotta make sure you know, you gotta make sure
<v Speaker 4>Black Raid doesn't get out of control. I gotta black Rain.
<v Speaker 4>Garrett gets ahead, Gonna be there, Garrett. Well, Kurt says, Now,
<v Speaker 4>if you don't mind, I'm getting back to this game.
<v Speaker 4>Let's go, Garrett. He yells this and Sting rips off
<v Speaker 4>the headset and he's fucking pissed.
<v Speaker 3>This is I mean, this is unbelievable, man, I mean,
<v Speaker 3>this is money. It's haven't imagined he went to this
<v Speaker 3>game was funny as ship did he could have.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Leticia Klein, she's on the Playboy's Sexy
<v Speaker 2>Girls cover.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's hot as funk, he says. He and Don
<v Speaker 3>West congrats.
<v Speaker 2>Leticia. Well, she's on the show later, so it's all good. Yeah, interviewer.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Robert Rude is here with Tracy
<v Speaker 2>and Crystal to announce that he has hired a p
<v Speaker 2>R firm.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they said, Don West says. Earlier today Robert Rood
<v Speaker 3>had an interview with Crystal and it got real tense.
<v Speaker 3>And speaking of tense, look at how it got between
<v Speaker 3>Crystal and Leticia after the interview, because Crystal's doing the interview.
<v Speaker 3>I said, what the fuck did they funk this up? Like,
<v Speaker 3>what does Letitia Clin have to do with this?
<v Speaker 2>Is Christalis? Like they just oh, I don't know why that,
<v Speaker 2>she said, Leticia cly.
<v Speaker 3>So. Crystal says, Robert, it's my understanding that you call
<v Speaker 3>this interview to get some things straightened out. And I
<v Speaker 3>have some questions as well. And Robert Rood says, shut up.
<v Speaker 3>First of all, shut up, and he just starts talking
<v Speaker 3>about you know, his angle here and himself. He says,
<v Speaker 3>Robert Root is a brand and and Tracy Brooks is
<v Speaker 3>here with him, and I guess she's not too happy
<v Speaker 3>with Robert. Rud as off Liete and Robertot said things
<v Speaker 3>are gonna change the TEENA. I'm sick of seeing the
<v Speaker 3>same old people, guys like Sting, Kurt Angle Samo Joe.
<v Speaker 3>Dixie Carter said this as well. I don't want guys
<v Speaker 3>like Kaz and it looks at Tracy Brooks. I guess
<v Speaker 3>it is public knowledge at this point that because Arian
<v Speaker 3>and Tracy Brooks are a couple, Yeah, sure, and Tracey's
<v Speaker 3>Robert you and I we're are we And Robert says,
<v Speaker 3>we're in the same spot we are a year ago
<v Speaker 3>when I hired you. I'm up here and you're here.
<v Speaker 3>I'm the boss and you're the employee. And I know
<v Speaker 3>about you being with Caz and you worn't for me,
<v Speaker 3>and you do what you're told, you want to leave, quit,
<v Speaker 3>And Tracy Brook says, you know I need this job.
<v Speaker 3>I need this money. Got ter in a bill phone bill, Mom, bill,
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it is. She says, my mother's really sick. And
<v Speaker 3>Robbery says, oh, your mother. Do you want a job,
<v Speaker 3>then act accordingly. You haven't done a damn thing for
<v Speaker 3>me in the past twelve months. And this knockout gone
<v Speaker 3>at the bound for Glory. You're in it and you
<v Speaker 3>better win. Well. Root stands up and he says this
<v Speaker 3>interview is over. It's done, and Chris says, oh, come on,
<v Speaker 3>that's a good interview. I didn't even ask any questions yet.
<v Speaker 3>And then Letitia Klein walks in and she fucking bows
<v Speaker 3>up to Crystal Dude, and she says, what are you
<v Speaker 3>doing here? And Crystal says, excuse me, who are you?
<v Speaker 3>Latitia Cline says, I'm Latita Claude.
<v Speaker 2>I'm the owner of this house.
<v Speaker 3>She says, I'm the backstage interviewer for TNA, and Lititia said,
<v Speaker 3>I want to go post for Playboy and I come
<v Speaker 3>back and you're sitting in my chair, and Crystal says,
<v Speaker 3>you snooze, you lose, and she grabs the Playboy that
<v Speaker 3>Letitia for some reason, is carrying around with her. She says,
<v Speaker 3>this is you. It's too bad. She says, too bad
<v Speaker 3>that he's a better picture, and Lititia said, you think
<v Speaker 3>it's funny, Well you're about to find out right now
<v Speaker 3>who I am. And then they start pushing each other.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck is this? Why is here a goddamn
<v Speaker 3>backstage interviewer fucking feud?
<v Speaker 2>You guys like angles? You got enough?
<v Speaker 3>Wow? Everyone on the show, like legit, everybody needs to
<v Speaker 3>be in a story, including the backstage interviewers.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they could have.
<v Speaker 3>Found they could have just said like them saying hey
<v Speaker 3>our employees and Playboy like probably wasn't enough. He's probably
<v Speaker 3>not gonna sell more copies with the Crystal angle.
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know where that goes. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if it does. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. So we have
<v Speaker 2>Jackie Moore versus Gail Kim up. Next, Jackie comes out
<v Speaker 2>with James Storm.
<v Speaker 3>Prior to Tennessee is Jackie Moore of course, And this
<v Speaker 3>is building to Bound for Glory A ten Knockout Gauntlet
<v Speaker 3>four the Knockout Championship. They have so many champion they
<v Speaker 3>do have so many.
<v Speaker 4>It's just Ayle.
<v Speaker 3>I don't like the word gauntlet they always use.
<v Speaker 2>Isn't gotlet different? Is there other guys? Gauntlets are different.
<v Speaker 3>As like a match and then like somebody went and
<v Speaker 3>then yeah, like and then somebody else comes out, Like
<v Speaker 3>that's a call.
<v Speaker 4>GNA does a battle Royal roll rumble style.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess they couldn't call it that well, Jackie's
<v Speaker 2>Iowa James Storm. Gail Kim comes out here. Her fucking
<v Speaker 2>tron makes it seem like she was already coming down
<v Speaker 2>the ramp, but she was. I was like, whoa. So
<v Speaker 2>Roxy Leveaue beat Gail Kim by hitting the dominator on her.
<v Speaker 3>I mean it looked awesome too, by the way it did.
<v Speaker 2>And she earned a spot in the gauntlet at Bound
<v Speaker 2>for Glory is and there that is correct.
<v Speaker 3>And for those that don't know, Rox and Levo is
<v Speaker 3>the Voodoo Queen of VKM, which is the Voodoo Kin Mafia,
<v Speaker 3>of course. And I mean, if you didn't understand, they
<v Speaker 3>just had to fucking come up with something. They needed
<v Speaker 3>a voodoo thing for this fucking gimmick, and that's her
<v Speaker 3>and VKM is of course, Billy Gun and road Dog.
<v Speaker 3>It all makes sense.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a sign a guy's holding I'm divorcing my
<v Speaker 2>wife to marry Gail Kim.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I wrote that one down too. That's funny as ship.
<v Speaker 2>Just watch the show, buddy, like that way. You can't
<v Speaker 2>just marry like that, like she has to agree to
<v Speaker 2>it and you're already married.
<v Speaker 3>Like this takes time, so I don't even know you.
<v Speaker 2>So we start the match here, Gail Kim gets a
<v Speaker 2>great shine some orange drags here, she looks great. James
<v Speaker 2>storm Is distract Sir. Jackie takes over because of it.
<v Speaker 2>VKM walks down to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. Jackie takes over by running and kicking Gil Kim
<v Speaker 3>as hard as she can on the side of the head.
<v Speaker 2>It was gnarly Jackie.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I mean, I'm sure people know she's
<v Speaker 3>gonna work, but I fucking underrated the fucking Jacqueline.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think Jackie and Gail get the short end
<v Speaker 2>of the sticks. Sometimes Jackie way more than Gail, obviously,
<v Speaker 2>but they're both great and this was a great match.
<v Speaker 3>Actually, I enjoyed it a lot of ivory go to
<v Speaker 3>DNA or anywhere else.
<v Speaker 2>She was just yeah, I'm not sure. Maybe she was
<v Speaker 2>just over the business by that point.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fucking probably probably very very fair. Actually, So
<v Speaker 3>VKM is here, great.
<v Speaker 2>They come down, Roxy Levo's here, of course. I love
<v Speaker 2>this character. I thought she was gonna get a way
<v Speaker 2>bigger break back then she was cool. Shit, she shaved
<v Speaker 2>her head for this fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah, and they
<v Speaker 2>rewarded her by firing her.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was fucking awesome of them to do.
<v Speaker 2>I'm very sad that she's saddled next to the road Dog.
<v Speaker 2>Gail Kim fights, make that clear, of course. Yeah, so
<v Speaker 2>you know so Gilkim fights these songs, man, Yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>mean especially a DNA man like. Yeah, you know, you
<v Speaker 2>could argue and I could hear you on some WWF
<v Speaker 2>early like WWF stuff for the road Dog. Sure, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>by this fucking point, man, like, you can't there's no
<v Speaker 2>even there's not even an arguments. Billy Gunn looks good right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>at least he's in great shape. Yeah, like Billy Gunn.
<v Speaker 2>Actually yeah, he's a character guy and he's able to
<v Speaker 2>do shit and he's still able to work, you know,
<v Speaker 2>And I think there's something there. But Gail Kim fights
<v Speaker 2>back at this match with some fore arms. Jackie cuts
<v Speaker 2>her off with a tilted world backbreaker.
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Christy Hemmy and the Rock and Rave infection are down
<v Speaker 2>here now.
<v Speaker 3>I was trying to figure out. I wrote that down,
<v Speaker 3>but I couldn't tell if that's what they were called
<v Speaker 3>yet or not.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Jimmy Rave is just coming back
<v Speaker 2>from Japan.
<v Speaker 3>Here, so dude, they put that over huge later too,
<v Speaker 3>they do, and then don't push them all right, So
<v Speaker 3>that's what you can't fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So they get a trust picture and picture of Team
<v Speaker 2>pac Man and Team three D getting their elbow pads
<v Speaker 2>on during this match.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is the shittiest looking picture of picture
<v Speaker 3>I've ever seen in my life.
<v Speaker 2>That's probably awesome when to see rt up bet.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true. But it's two big trusses and an
<v Speaker 3>aerial text that says Team three D versus Team Pacman,
<v Speaker 3>and it's just shots of them all putting elbow pads on.
<v Speaker 2>So Gaale fires back with some forearms and shops and
<v Speaker 2>hits a straight jacket neck breaker that Don West calls,
<v Speaker 2>and this is what it's called.
<v Speaker 3>He's so excited to call this as well. He legit
<v Speaker 3>g's it up, saying, what an incredible finish, right there, Mike,
<v Speaker 3>as she hits the.
<v Speaker 2>Happy ending, happy ending, because of course it's called the
<v Speaker 2>happy ending.
<v Speaker 3>Because why the I mean, why, why the funk wouldn't
<v Speaker 3>it be right? So that's insane. That is insane, Like
<v Speaker 3>they're making a title here and they still can't let
<v Speaker 3>go of the bullshit.
<v Speaker 2>Jackie and Gale are great. I Like I mentioned earlier,
<v Speaker 2>I don't think Jackie ever gets the shout that she
<v Speaker 2>should get. She is always like she has always been
<v Speaker 2>a great worker. She's stiff, she's snug, all her ship
<v Speaker 2>looks right. She's a good character. She can be with
<v Speaker 2>anyone in any segment, and all of it makes sense.
<v Speaker 2>Her and Gail were like.
<v Speaker 3>Her and turn James Storm is like in all like that.
<v Speaker 3>I would have never guessed that what I love that like,
<v Speaker 3>I have fond memories of that duo.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, her and Gail are like the same like the
<v Speaker 2>two sides of the same coin. Like, you can put
<v Speaker 2>Gail in anything with anybody and she delivers. She's physical,
<v Speaker 2>she's you know, like and she cares and that's like
<v Speaker 2>a big thing too. Yeah, So like seeing them work
<v Speaker 2>here was really cool.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, God bless Jackie for she's been in the
<v Speaker 3>business for fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Every done everything everywhere, probably.
<v Speaker 3>Tell with a lot of bullshit. Yeah every I mean
<v Speaker 3>she was us w a. I mean yeah, like he
<v Speaker 3>was fucking all over the place.
<v Speaker 2>So Roxy and Christy come in and Gail Kim tries
<v Speaker 2>to fight him off, but the numbers game is too.
<v Speaker 3>Much again another numbers game match here.
<v Speaker 2>Huh so three on one beat down from Roxy, Jackie
<v Speaker 2>and Christy.
<v Speaker 3>Why the hell do they all not with kill Kim?
<v Speaker 3>What you do?
<v Speaker 2>So they try to hit a triple T move on her,
<v Speaker 2>but Gail rolls through and then powders.
<v Speaker 3>Okay cool.
<v Speaker 2>The Heels start arguing in the ring and then they
<v Speaker 2>start kicking each other's ass.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they start throwing fucking punches at each other. That's
<v Speaker 3>when the segment ends.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. JB is here with Jim Cornett
<v Speaker 2>and Matt Morgan to talk about Team three D.
<v Speaker 3>Team three D requested you make their match to night
<v Speaker 3>against Team pac Man for the T and I World
<v Speaker 3>Tech Team titles, and Cornette says, my thoughts are I'm
<v Speaker 3>sick of Team three D wanting and crying. So if
<v Speaker 3>they want to tag to thematch to night, they got it,
<v Speaker 3>but they better realize what goes around comes around And
<v Speaker 3>JB leans in and says, what do you mean by that? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>JV is so spicy on this show.
<v Speaker 3>He's such a ship starter. I love JV well. Sting
<v Speaker 3>barges into the office here.
<v Speaker 2>The way, I can't get over that. By the way, like,
<v Speaker 2>what do you mean by what I mean is get
<v Speaker 2>the funk out of my office?
<v Speaker 3>That's my fucking questions. How did you get in here?
<v Speaker 3>Sting barges in, goes right up to Cornett and grabs him,
<v Speaker 3>gets in his faint and says, what you guys start
<v Speaker 3>talking to me. You gotta tell me something.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. Sting thought Jim Cornett wouldn't know
<v Speaker 2>why K.
<v Speaker 3>Stop?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that was my heyeh.
<v Speaker 3>Cornet says, I don't know anything more than you do.
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at the monitor as a matter of fact,
<v Speaker 3>and then he slowly turns his head and looks at
<v Speaker 3>a monitor on his desk. He's back and then like
<v Speaker 3>a fucking cartoon, like a comedy com. Yeah, sitcom perfectly
<v Speaker 3>put it, all four of them hern and look and
<v Speaker 3>the camera pans out a little, and it's the smallest
<v Speaker 3>CRT TV of all time. Is sitting on the chippercornad's
<v Speaker 3>desk and they all lean in slowly to look at
<v Speaker 3>what's going on. So we're back at the satellite feed
<v Speaker 3>now at Kurt angle and Gurt is now sitting in
<v Speaker 3>the stands with like real people around him, like shoot families.
<v Speaker 3>And Kurt says, this is Howard Coastal reported to you
<v Speaker 3>live from the frozen tundra of California. A very exciting game,
<v Speaker 3>a hell of a game. Everybody's going nuts. Garret Borton
<v Speaker 3>having a hell of a game. This is where men
<v Speaker 3>are made. And Kurt says, I'm just messing with you thing,
<v Speaker 3>just giving me an update on the game. Eh. Also,
<v Speaker 3>your friend Larry, the guy you siting here to take
<v Speaker 3>care of your problem me, let's just say he'll be
<v Speaker 3>walking with a slight limp for the rest of his life. Holy.
<v Speaker 3>So that's what it took him on the sideline, was
<v Speaker 3>fucking kick this guy's head, So keep it tabs here.
<v Speaker 3>Sting has called the cops on Kurt. Kurt has sent
<v Speaker 3>them away. Now Sting has called his friend and Larry,
<v Speaker 3>who was going to deal with kar Angle. Kurt has
<v Speaker 3>now broken this guy's leg. He is at a fucking
<v Speaker 3>kids football game. Now it's the third quarter, and I
<v Speaker 3>gotta get back to the game. And the camera zooms
<v Speaker 3>in on him, and he fucking he goes, I'm gonna believe.
<v Speaker 2>It cuts back to the cornette. You need to chill out,
<v Speaker 2>chill out, fucking fuming.
<v Speaker 3>Sting is fuming. He says, you gotta he's playing mind
<v Speaker 3>games with you. He's trying to get in there, and
<v Speaker 3>if you let him win, you lose, which is I mean,
<v Speaker 3>that's real.
<v Speaker 2>Ship.
<v Speaker 3>You let him win, you lose, that's real. Sting goes
<v Speaker 3>and he fucking flips the entire table over and yells,
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna kill him. I wish it would have cut
<v Speaker 3>back to Kurt and saying, kill your friends. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe how awesome this is. I this is awesome.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if they wanted it to be like
<v Speaker 3>as funny as it was because I imagine they wanted
<v Speaker 3>to be like mad with Sting, like serious.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but Sting flipp of the table was just crazy
<v Speaker 2>as ship Sting.
<v Speaker 3>Everything Sting is doing is also funny, but it's not
<v Speaker 3>meant to be in the curt It's just the funniest
<v Speaker 3>dude ever. So it's like I can't not root.
<v Speaker 2>For Curtains in full outfit.
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't have a match, he's got face fan sure geiron,
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't have a match. Didn't go to the Sun's
<v Speaker 3>football game, so.
<v Speaker 2>They got a Team three D versus Team pac Man,
<v Speaker 2>which is now for the world title.
<v Speaker 3>War peg bitche.
<v Speaker 2>I love that back man.
<v Speaker 4>There was a cool sign in the said game over
<v Speaker 4>and it was an upside on pac Man drawn.
<v Speaker 3>That was pretty good. Oh fuck, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Team three D has taken out the Steiners the MotorCity
<v Speaker 2>machine guns. They're fine and shark Boy.
<v Speaker 3>The way they were taking out the Steiners was actually
<v Speaker 3>pretty cool. They would like put a chair on their
<v Speaker 3>throat and then smash it with another chair. Yeah, like
<v Speaker 3>cranky omen style. Yeah, it was like up and down
<v Speaker 3>track you.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Steiner's MotorCity is shark Boy sounds like a group
<v Speaker 2>TNA would try to do for like two weeks and
<v Speaker 2>then never mentioned it again. That's like.
<v Speaker 4>Version of World a Leader, like Team Cheap GNA versus
<v Speaker 4>the World X.
<v Speaker 2>Cup vers Yeah, t USA or whatever. Shark Boy so.
<v Speaker 3>From the Ocean America.
<v Speaker 2>So Pacman Jones and Ron Kellies come out here with
<v Speaker 2>the pyrot and everything. They get a big introduction.
<v Speaker 3>Dude arms fold it back to back, pirate going nuts.
<v Speaker 3>That is fucking awesome. And this is Adam Pacman Jones's
<v Speaker 3>in ring impact debut, so he's only wrestled on pay
<v Speaker 3>per view.
<v Speaker 2>So I thought I would read this little excerpt for
<v Speaker 2>people who need to know a little bit about the
<v Speaker 2>pac Man stuff here. Yes, So, in August sixth, two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and seven, TNA confirmed through their website that they
<v Speaker 2>had signed a deal with pac Man Jones, and interviews
<v Speaker 2>with TNA Vice president Jeff Jarrett Jones indicated that they
<v Speaker 2>intended to wrestle primarily as part of a tag team.
<v Speaker 2>In response, the Tennessee Titans Organization or granted a restraining
<v Speaker 2>order barring him from working with the company at all.
<v Speaker 2>Wait what prompting the two companies to negotiate a compromise,
<v Speaker 2>stating that Jones wouldn't be allowed to touch, or be touched,
<v Speaker 2>use or be hit by any object or anything else
<v Speaker 2>that could injure them, but he would be allowed to
<v Speaker 2>appear with the company in a non physical role.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I didn't. Oh my god, that makes
<v Speaker 3>so much more sense than.
<v Speaker 2>So TNA said, well, fuck it, let's still make him
<v Speaker 2>the Oh my god, and he became the tag champ
<v Speaker 2>and he could not be touched in a way that
<v Speaker 2>could injure him. He can still be touched, just not
<v Speaker 2>in a way that could endure him.
<v Speaker 3>I mean that explains. I mean, I guess going into
<v Speaker 3>the matchup was like, this guy just doesn't know how
<v Speaker 3>to wrestle, so they're not.
<v Speaker 2>Gonna do That's what I didn't realize.
<v Speaker 3>He legit was a rule you can't bump them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they they go out of their way,
<v Speaker 2>Like that's why Bubba came out here with the football
<v Speaker 2>and everything. Uh, to work around that.
<v Speaker 3>That's fantastic.
<v Speaker 2>So the crowd does the what's up thing with truth,
<v Speaker 2>which is cool. He looks like a megastar here. I
<v Speaker 2>can't tell you how much he looks like a megastar.
<v Speaker 2>He's just he shredded. He's huge. Yeah, it just looks great.
<v Speaker 3>What a drop fucking ball. Really they already had him
<v Speaker 3>as a main eventor.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they already did this once. You already got halfway there,
<v Speaker 2>Just do it again.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But like I mean, he's always been fucking sweet.
<v Speaker 3>I mean he also oddly enough looks exactly like this. Still.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how that fuck.
<v Speaker 2>I know he like staying in the shape that he
<v Speaker 2>is right here is I mean for twenty years is?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this guy to be the hardest thing ever.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how he does it.
<v Speaker 3>I crazy, crazy genetics on this fucking guy. But yeah,
<v Speaker 3>he is, Uh, he's a beast.
<v Speaker 2>So Devion gets to start here on truth until he
<v Speaker 2>up and overs does a split a leg lariat, and
<v Speaker 2>then a Vader bomb to the nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, blow job Vader bombers. I couldn't believe that shit.
<v Speaker 3>But he has all the fucking sick moves. He does
<v Speaker 3>a line detector after that too, and keeps up and
<v Speaker 3>splits and ship. I said, wow, what the hell is
<v Speaker 3>this guy? I know, like, it's just nuts to see it.
<v Speaker 2>Man, It's just like, what the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 3>Before or after? Fucking three Life Crew.
<v Speaker 2>This was after three Life Crew because they attack his ass. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so Devon, Yeah, to explain this Vader bomb to the
<v Speaker 2>nuts thing, Divon was in bronco buster position and then
<v Speaker 2>he up and overs and then bombs his nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like how Jeff Hardy would do the leap like
<v Speaker 3>the lift up kick in the corner. He did this,
<v Speaker 3>except he did a blow job. Vader bomb to him
<v Speaker 3>was it was sick.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, like you said, truth, it's the light detector,
<v Speaker 2>kIPS up, does a split and then pins him for
<v Speaker 2>a two.
<v Speaker 3>I'll be like, what the hell man, this guy's money,
<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me?
<v Speaker 2>So pac Man gets the tag in, but he legally
<v Speaker 2>can't touch anyone in the match, so they have to
<v Speaker 2>figure out what to do with this. So Bubba tags
<v Speaker 2>in with the football and asks pac Man Jones if
<v Speaker 2>he remembers how to play football.
<v Speaker 3>We're not gonna wrestle to night, We're gonna play football.
<v Speaker 3>You remember how to play, and then Bubba gets he
<v Speaker 3>slims the football in a pac Man's gut and gets
<v Speaker 3>in a three point stands and.
<v Speaker 2>Then bully charges him, but pac Man Jones jumps over him,
<v Speaker 2>sleep frogs him, and then Bubba takes the football bat
<v Speaker 2>and then he throws it at him and tells to
<v Speaker 2>catch it, but he bounces off of him.
<v Speaker 3>He says, you cheated. He says, you can't even catch
<v Speaker 3>You're too stupid. That's why you got fired from the Titans.
<v Speaker 2>And then pac Man throws the ball as hard as
<v Speaker 2>he can right at the back of Bubba's.
<v Speaker 3>Head, makes such a crazy noise, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Bubba then gets bumped by Truth. Pac Man sends Devon
<v Speaker 2>to the outside. Truth hits a dropkick off the top
<v Speaker 2>team pac Man and then hits the wizz up but
<v Speaker 2>leg drop style on Bubba.
<v Speaker 3>That is fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 2>He split the uprights dance, so yeah, they celebrate, which
<v Speaker 2>gives Bubba enough time to come back in and line Truth.
<v Speaker 2>Bubba gets a chair but misses with the chair. I
<v Speaker 2>thought he was doing the hits the turn buckle hits
<v Speaker 2>him in the face thing I did too, But he
<v Speaker 2>ends up getting back to his face and then Truth
<v Speaker 2>just kicks him in the face with the chair. Pac
<v Speaker 2>Man tags in and grabs the chair, but VKM runs
<v Speaker 2>down and starts kicking Truth's ass on the out.
<v Speaker 3>I was so confused because like pac Man has his
<v Speaker 3>chair and he's ging up crazy for it. I'm like,
<v Speaker 3>is he about to fucking turn on Truth? Like I
<v Speaker 3>don't remember this at all, and he's like size it up.
<v Speaker 3>And then yeah, Billy Gunna road Dog run out and
<v Speaker 3>kidnap Truth and drag him before and stomp the shit
<v Speaker 3>out of him. And then pac Man Jones chases them
<v Speaker 3>up the rimp of the chair and that's the end
<v Speaker 3>of the match dq dq and.
<v Speaker 2>Then Team three D hit the one D and uh,
<v Speaker 2>the Steiners are back and make the save.
<v Speaker 3>Dude sirens go off. Everyone's losing their mind. Oh my,
<v Speaker 3>and Don West says, I never thought i'd see these
<v Speaker 3>guys a can holy shit. Really, Yeah, Steiner's hit the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Team three D powder and then they, uh, they do
<v Speaker 3>the goddamn dogs dance. I don't know what the hell
<v Speaker 3>you call that.
<v Speaker 2>Scott Steiner and the long boys. You see those long pants, Jean, No,
<v Speaker 2>they were like the Red Undertaker pants. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>you're right, Yeah, that's awesome. I actually thought the look
<v Speaker 2>was kind of cool, heren'.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Scott Steiner always looks cool to me. So uh.
<v Speaker 2>It shows Kurt talking up one of the moms in
<v Speaker 2>the crowd here dude.
<v Speaker 3>He says, uh, you see that twenty five that's my
<v Speaker 3>boy out there. Way to go, son, dude, this is
<v Speaker 3>like real families here. Get out of here.
<v Speaker 2>So you go back to stage. JB is here with
<v Speaker 2>Raven in a hat and says, hey, it looks like
<v Speaker 2>you've and your hat back into the mix. Here to
<v Speaker 2>youn a dud. He is so up everyone's ass.
<v Speaker 3>He is such a fucking little ship. And Raven cuts
<v Speaker 3>a horrible promo.
<v Speaker 2>Not come on, bro, this is the ending line of this.
<v Speaker 2>I said, Oh he's cooking, dude, No, he says.
<v Speaker 3>Raymond says, they say I'm washed up. Well, that's what
<v Speaker 3>they said about Funk in nineteen eighty two when they
<v Speaker 3>retired him, and again in eighty five, and by his
<v Speaker 3>further sixth retirement, he came out and challenged and then
<v Speaker 3>beat me for the easy to be title. And I
<v Speaker 3>learned a valuable lesson. And the lesson is let the
<v Speaker 3>Joe's and the Kurts and the Christians beat each other
<v Speaker 3>senseless and then come in. And I'll come in like
<v Speaker 3>a vulture and swoop down and pick the carcass clean.
<v Speaker 3>And then when I and then when I want to
<v Speaker 3>get back in shape. Oh shit, that is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I say, that is crazy.
<v Speaker 3>That's how I'm feeling, too, teddy. I know I could
<v Speaker 3>do that.
<v Speaker 2>I know I could do that.
<v Speaker 3>What I want.
<v Speaker 2>Darry Queen is kicking my ass.
<v Speaker 3>I mean you have you had a Hamburger?
<v Speaker 2>Did you get a little minilizzards?
<v Speaker 3>And it's awesome, Raymond says, when I get back, when
<v Speaker 3>I want to get back in shape, There's two people
<v Speaker 3>I want Russell. One the war machine Rhino, because he's
<v Speaker 3>crazy enough to gore shopping cart just to try to
<v Speaker 3>kill me. And the other one is Abyss because Abyss
<v Speaker 3>is just proparic enough to try to pull my eyebout
<v Speaker 3>eyeball out. Well, I'm trying to dig his out. So
<v Speaker 3>I think the three of us should have a nice
<v Speaker 3>little match. Except it won't be bound for glory. It'll
<v Speaker 3>be more like bound for gory. No, don't quote that, dude.
<v Speaker 2>It will be bound for glory. It'll be bound for gory.
<v Speaker 3>That sounds like something JV would have said. It's like
<v Speaker 3>more like mount for gory.
<v Speaker 2>I guess that would have been better. That would have
<v Speaker 2>kept it up. That would He's lucky JB didn't just
<v Speaker 2>say something bound for gory. Are you serious, Raven?
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking horrible. You should get fired.
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of cringe. Bro, What are you doing? I mean,
<v Speaker 2>get your hat?
<v Speaker 4>Why don't you go back to your mom's house and
<v Speaker 4>get your money?
<v Speaker 2>Where's hat?
<v Speaker 3>That is Laura? I know it's Laura Bound for gory?
<v Speaker 3>Well even says quote the Raven, and then a bys
<v Speaker 3>No clips off screen.
<v Speaker 2>And goes, yeah, dude, why is he coming breathing like that?
<v Speaker 3>Grips raving up and a business Monsters Ball and bring
<v Speaker 3>black Grain with you.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows that guy. Everybody knows that guy.
<v Speaker 3>We've watched that match on Patreon. Yeah. Sure, the Monster's
<v Speaker 3>Ball with Raven, Rhino Abyss and Black Craine. Yeah, as
<v Speaker 3>goes off. Yeah, he says bring Black Rain with you,
<v Speaker 3>and he lets Raven go, and then a bisk goes
<v Speaker 3>off screen and you hear him.
<v Speaker 2>Go, I thought we make it Monsters Ball. I'm always
<v Speaker 2>just making it bound for gory.
<v Speaker 3>What about monsters balls? I got those?
<v Speaker 2>They just turn and look at him both he's still
<v Speaker 2>grimming them up. They just turn to look at him. Okay, well,
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's all we got to here, So we
<v Speaker 2>get to the fight. For the Right Gauntlet preview match.
<v Speaker 2>Gauntlet again another Gauntlet. So if I were the Right
<v Speaker 2>Gauntlet preview match, yes, you're just three of the Madge. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you have watched this again, but you pay a lot
<v Speaker 2>for it. I never understood this. They DNA love doing this.
<v Speaker 2>They're like, we have this match of the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>What if we just showed it to you for free
<v Speaker 2>on TV? Will this get you to buy it?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? And like the finish is gonna be a fuck finish.
<v Speaker 3>You're like that, no, weird.
<v Speaker 2>But I really actually did enjoy this quite a bit.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I did like this.
<v Speaker 2>I really liked it a lot.
<v Speaker 3>It's actually not a bad idea for a match either. Like,
<v Speaker 3>so the idea is it's this go on.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I was just gonna say. The people they have
<v Speaker 2>in it is an unbelievable list of people. I mean, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this could suck bad, but they have the best people
<v Speaker 2>ever in it.
<v Speaker 3>So it's a it's a royal rumble until the last
<v Speaker 3>two people are left in the ring, and then it
<v Speaker 3>turns into a match like a wrestler pinfalsemission.
<v Speaker 2>Right, it starts as to every sixty seconds for this
<v Speaker 2>one over the top rope until the final two and
<v Speaker 2>then as singles. So it starts as James Storm versus Kazarian.
<v Speaker 3>Mike Today says there will be at least sixteen wrestlers
<v Speaker 3>in this.
<v Speaker 2>We don't know who else is going to be there,
<v Speaker 2>but at least sixteen.
<v Speaker 3>Might be like thirty.
<v Speaker 2>At least. I mean, like this match was good if
<v Speaker 2>they just took this instead give us the preview and
<v Speaker 2>just put it on the pay per view with like
<v Speaker 2>maybe a little better finish or you know, whatever else
<v Speaker 2>they wanted to do with it, like they had they
<v Speaker 2>had something here they cooked.
<v Speaker 3>I that's true.
<v Speaker 2>It starts as James Storm versus Kazarian and they're working man,
<v Speaker 2>you know, especially in these matches, especially a preview match
<v Speaker 2>of a match that you're gonna have again. I just
<v Speaker 2>expected this to be the worst. To fucking phone, Oh
<v Speaker 2>my god.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, sorry not to cut you off. I
<v Speaker 3>just want to let you know we did watch the
<v Speaker 3>pay per view one too.
<v Speaker 2>Oh nice.
<v Speaker 3>The fucking pay per view one is the Reverse Battle.
<v Speaker 2>Oil Oh oh wow?
<v Speaker 3>Really is a preview for this? That match is completely
<v Speaker 3>different the fucking Reverse Battle World one. They're all out
<v Speaker 3>there on.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, maybe they just they didn't want to spend
<v Speaker 2>too much time on it. They're like, just fight into
<v Speaker 2>the ring and I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Wow. Yeah the favorite the reverse fucking battle is that
<v Speaker 3>right same year? Uh yeah, it's at boun for Glory. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, ok, yeah, Junior for two in it.
<v Speaker 2>This was better. Hell yeah, it was so yeah. It
<v Speaker 2>starts with James Storm versus cuz Arian. Storm hits an
<v Speaker 2>Enzy into a back stabber. Kaz hits an indie combo
<v Speaker 2>with a spinning heel kick and throws Storm over, but
<v Speaker 2>Storms skins the cat and Kaz slides underneath them and
<v Speaker 2>hits a slingshot. Great stuff here to.
<v Speaker 3>Start on a great fucking move. I love this shot.
<v Speaker 2>Robert Rude makes his entrance. Rood and Kaz start fighting.
<v Speaker 2>As Kaz sweeps his leg and hits the slingshot leg drop.
<v Speaker 2>He gets way up there, so Kaz goes up to
<v Speaker 2>up and over again, but this time Rude grabs him
<v Speaker 2>out of the air and hits an Alabama slam right
<v Speaker 2>on his ship.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, fucking playing some of that ship, by the way,
<v Speaker 3>Mike Today during this gets handed a memo from Jim
<v Speaker 3>Cornett that the women earlier that were involved in the
<v Speaker 3>Brawl have been barred from ringside in this match, which
<v Speaker 3>are Christy Roxy Gail and Jackie Moore. I don't know
<v Speaker 3>why we had to know that.
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering. Yeah, okay. P D. Williams now enters
<v Speaker 2>by hitting hitting a code breaker and a side Russian
<v Speaker 2>leg sweep.
<v Speaker 3>That song sucks here.
<v Speaker 2>Well after Canada, Pete's done, like they do, they do
<v Speaker 2>the make believe muscle and then that's it. That's a
<v Speaker 2>make believe So Pete tries to hit the Destroyer on everybody,
<v Speaker 2>but Don West says it just takes too long to
<v Speaker 2>g up. Dude, he didn't fucking see that.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I couldn't believe it. Hey man, stop.
<v Speaker 2>Also, he doesn't hit it in this match at oh
<v Speaker 2>I was so mad. Yeah, Rude ends up hitting him
<v Speaker 2>with the urinagi. That looked awesome. That was Eric Young
<v Speaker 2>now makes his entrance. I'm super overage. Yeah, they say
<v Speaker 2>that on commentary. It's like, oh, it's like a Team
<v Speaker 2>Canner reunion.
<v Speaker 3>This is a don't fire Eric era, I guess because
<v Speaker 3>they're doing the hands so.
<v Speaker 2>Ewy almost eliminates Robert Rude, but he holds on. Jimmy
<v Speaker 2>Rave comes out here. Next. He didn't really get a
<v Speaker 2>shine in that, I guess because he was winning, so like, yeah, whatever.
<v Speaker 2>But Jimmy Rave comes out here next, and Mike Today
<v Speaker 2>talks about how he was working for Dragon Git this year.
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't believe that. I said, Wow, they're like putting
<v Speaker 3>over his dragon. Yeah, he's just off a dragon Gate tour.
<v Speaker 3>I said, oh shit. And then he hads fucking Lomstica
<v Speaker 3>on Kaz.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he slammed his shit here.
<v Speaker 3>He did.
<v Speaker 2>Anyways, Jimmy, you should take the guitar hero guitar tell
<v Speaker 2>that off this tn A and r H booking at
<v Speaker 2>the time was so different, just so different.
<v Speaker 3>From because he's doing Lone Wolf.
<v Speaker 2>In r H at this point he has superheel stuff
<v Speaker 2>and it's the.
<v Speaker 3>Goddamn House of the Rising Sun beating people with the
<v Speaker 3>heel hook. I mean, yeah, Jimmy ravend roch was fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>And then he's goddamn guitar hero guy on TV, which listen,
<v Speaker 3>you take what you can get and you again maximize
<v Speaker 3>your minutes.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, he definitely gave it his best shot.
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, you got Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Chris Saban makes his entrance next Sabin and Shelley
<v Speaker 2>are so over I mean they're just so over, so good,
<v Speaker 2>and Saban has so much history in the X division,
<v Speaker 2>like he was like the first guy really.
<v Speaker 3>That they were raking ultimate.
<v Speaker 2>So Saban hits a tornado, Ddt kicks two dudes on
<v Speaker 2>the way down. Everything they were doing at the time
<v Speaker 2>just felt like light years ahead of everybody else, Like
<v Speaker 2>they were doing ship that would be on TV right
<v Speaker 2>now back.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, this is two thousand and seven, you know,
<v Speaker 3>it's a long time ago, a million years ago.
<v Speaker 2>So Tracy Brooks makes her way down here to watch
<v Speaker 2>on the ramp Alex. Shelley makes his entrance next with
<v Speaker 2>the water bottle, in which I thought was funny.
<v Speaker 3>That is fucking all water bottle is history of people
<v Speaker 3>don't understand.
<v Speaker 2>Motorcy machine guns eliminate pe D Williams, and then they
<v Speaker 2>eliminate Jimmy Rave. When Sabin jumps off Shelley's back and
<v Speaker 2>drop kicks him off the apron, that was awesome. Lance
<v Speaker 2>Hoyt makes his entrance next.
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit, and he hits the biggest choke slam of
<v Speaker 3>all time on Kazarian.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Man, Kazarian had to eat that one.
<v Speaker 3>And like I like him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they were, they were pushing him hoy
<v Speaker 2>to Mania. That was a thing for a while, and
<v Speaker 2>then they you know, they still put him on TV
<v Speaker 2>with with Jimmy Raven Ships.
<v Speaker 3>He definitely wasn't as good back then as he is now.
<v Speaker 2>No, he's dolled the fucking Yeah. Like, there was a
<v Speaker 2>time in aw where I was like, oh, this is
<v Speaker 2>the dude right here.
<v Speaker 3>Huh. He probably should have probably want to be from.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for sure.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Sidewalk slams Rude then throws e Y, but MotorCity
<v Speaker 2>machine guns are starting to take it to him.
<v Speaker 3>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Saban gets eliminated when Hoyt pulls the ropes after Shelley
<v Speaker 2>Irish whips him. Bitch uh and here comes the Wildcat,
<v Speaker 2>Chris Harris for the last spot.
<v Speaker 3>In this match. Let's go I fucking love Chris Harris. Boys.
<v Speaker 2>The Wildcat comes in, he hits a line on Hoyt
<v Speaker 2>and then spinebusters Shelley to shit. Hoyt then flapjacks Harris
<v Speaker 2>and Kaz missile drop kicks Hoyt. Rude then pushes Kaz,
<v Speaker 2>but he went through the middle of the rope, not
<v Speaker 2>the top, so he's still technically in the match. Tracy
<v Speaker 2>then checks on Kaz and Rude comes out and yells
<v Speaker 2>at her, says, we want to customers, so you want
<v Speaker 2>to kiss him?
<v Speaker 3>He throws his air in a guard round.
<v Speaker 2>Ruth Yeah, Ruthy kicks his fucking ass and uh, your boy.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Harris was thrown out during the commercial.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, fuck your bullshit. Man, come on, man, you could
<v Speaker 3>they could have tried the same that they tried with
<v Speaker 3>God Damn James Storm. Chris Harris had that in him.
<v Speaker 2>He's going to w W A s.
<v Speaker 3>He's going to w W E fat for some reason.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what happened.
<v Speaker 2>He had a thyroid problem, didn't he shit me too? Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>I hear that they I read a Big Show had
<v Speaker 3>a thigh and Royd's problem.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I saw. I saw an interview where Chris Harris
<v Speaker 2>said that Jamie Noble was an asshole. Told me he
<v Speaker 2>got the.
<v Speaker 3>Right. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember what he said.
<v Speaker 5>He just type in Chris Harris Jamie Jamie Noble interview.
<v Speaker 5>Jamie Noble doing him no favorite. Jamie Noble really stands
<v Speaker 5>out to me. If someone when I was waiting to
<v Speaker 5>not do me any favors. He was trying to change
<v Speaker 5>my match around right before him going out. It's already
<v Speaker 5>hard enough to try to change the whole routine because
<v Speaker 5>I can't do all those moves. H and now he's
<v Speaker 5>trying to tell me for I'm second away going out
<v Speaker 5>to just to do this and that and do this.
<v Speaker 3>It was so bad. I must have thrown thirty clothes
<v Speaker 3>lines in that match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm guessing what happened was is they had to
<v Speaker 2>like they were told to change the match or something,
<v Speaker 2>and then like Noble was the like w W e
<v Speaker 2>vet so like he had to call everything. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 2>it was just like holy ship man.
<v Speaker 3>That is you go out there and all right.
<v Speaker 2>To kick out to bam wamb even to go in
<v Speaker 2>fucking trailer hitch. That sounds like you're calling your match.
<v Speaker 2>Oh what you want to have a good match, don't you.
<v Speaker 3>Here?
<v Speaker 2>You show you were a teenage Yeah. Tracy checks on,
<v Speaker 2>Kazu says what you want to guess him or something
<v Speaker 2>kicks his fucking ass. Harris gets thrown out. Crowd is
<v Speaker 2>going nuts for Alex Shelley. Shelley, of course, gets rewarded
<v Speaker 2>by getting eliminated US. Yeah, Shelley jumps over the top
<v Speaker 2>rope to hit a kick, goes to the top weight,
<v Speaker 2>knocks him down and gets eliminated.
<v Speaker 3>Big boot off the top, which was kind of cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course it was awesome. Rude and Ey then
<v Speaker 2>double team Hoyt and throw him over the top. Rude
<v Speaker 2>and Ey then start fighting, but Kaz grabs him and
<v Speaker 2>starts fighting him.
<v Speaker 3>They stared down and anticipating there's gonna be a big
<v Speaker 3>team knab out there.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that one, but I respect the effort.
<v Speaker 2>So Cas slides out of the ring and kisses Tracy
<v Speaker 2>Brooks's hand, which allows Rude to get very angry and
<v Speaker 2>then get flustered as Kaz Cactus lines Rude and himself
<v Speaker 2>over the rope, but skins the cat, so Kaz holds
<v Speaker 2>on while Robert Rud has been eliminated. I thought that
<v Speaker 2>was awesome. Yeah, that was very cool. Kaz was very good.
<v Speaker 2>He was super dialed in here. Yeah, this performance was awesome. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>stormed in super kicks Kaz. So Rude and Kaz are both.
<v Speaker 3>Now out, and that's time for the final two.
<v Speaker 2>The final two James Storm and Eric Young. So James
<v Speaker 2>Storm grabs the sleeper. Well, if we do nothing, I'm sorry,
<v Speaker 2>James Storm Lance James Storm, James Storm grabs a sleeper. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>and Ey and him do the Piper Brett finish. He
<v Speaker 2>pushes off the turnbuckle and flips over him and pins
<v Speaker 2>him shoulders to the mat. Let's go. Ey wins.
<v Speaker 3>Going the crowds fired up for a release and Ey
<v Speaker 3>goes into the crowd to celebrate. But yeah, this is
<v Speaker 3>a preview for a match that doesn't happen this way
<v Speaker 3>at the pay per view.
<v Speaker 4>He gets momentum or god love Derek Young always I think.
<v Speaker 3>Wins the pay per view one as well, So it
<v Speaker 3>really was a preview.
<v Speaker 2>So they go to a pre tape. AJ Styles and
<v Speaker 2>Tomco are walking in the back.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're walking around backstage. Tomco has is that thew
<v Speaker 3>GP tag title?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, heavyweight tag title.
<v Speaker 3>So Christian runs up and says, hey, I'm looking all
<v Speaker 3>over for you guys. What the hell you And he
<v Speaker 3>looks at AJ, he's what the hell are you wearing?
<v Speaker 3>And he just says Tomco shirt. It's cool, isn't it?
<v Speaker 3>And Critis says, yeah, real cool? Why are you wearing it?
<v Speaker 3>And AJ's explanation of wearing Tomco shirt is, well, we're
<v Speaker 3>going to Japan. I'm going with them.
<v Speaker 2>I was suret is awesome. By the way, it's just
<v Speaker 2>tom coast tattoos on a shirt is not what it is.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize that.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's his tattoos on like the shoulders and stuff.
<v Speaker 4>It's that's fucking ridiculous.
<v Speaker 2>It's funny.
<v Speaker 3>And Chris say is, why are you going to Japan?
<v Speaker 3>And Tomka says, I don't know if you remember or not,
<v Speaker 3>but when you're the champ, you have to defend your belts.
<v Speaker 3>I have a championship match in Tokyo. Come on, AJ,
<v Speaker 3>let's go, And then Christian stops agent from walking away
<v Speaker 3>and says, you go and defend your title champ. Sorry,
<v Speaker 3>but AJ's staying with me, and tom Co does not care.
<v Speaker 3>He says, all right, what the fuck ever does not matter,
<v Speaker 3>and AJ tells him to bring him one of those
<v Speaker 3>geys back from Japan.
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, dude, I uh what a great group this was.
<v Speaker 3>I know, Christian, I mean a fucking beast gotta be
<v Speaker 3>up for the goat conversation.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying Christian's gotta be up.
<v Speaker 3>For the talking about Christian. Uh suing the w w
<v Speaker 3>EM going to sue the w W wet.
<v Speaker 2>Backdown Super Show garbage. I'm sure ship yea dead let alone.
<v Speaker 2>Christian sues the w SO Bound for Glory High Time.
<v Speaker 2>We get an ultimate X video putting over the match
<v Speaker 2>with all the X Division wrestlers.
<v Speaker 3>It's a long video to m like they put over
<v Speaker 3>the whole ship. I I'll be honest, I skipped through
<v Speaker 3>this one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah sure, I mean we know how it's sick.
<v Speaker 3>The matches, Yeah, I mean we were there.
<v Speaker 2>I have that what one I saw the one with
<v Speaker 2>the Hardy Boys, one with the ladder. My god, cream
<v Speaker 2>my head over there. You can't do that, friends. I'll
<v Speaker 2>be back on the rest of eggs. Oh man, my
<v Speaker 2>boy says, you can't go in there with the X Division.
<v Speaker 2>You can't go in there. Rock Star spats about to
<v Speaker 2>come out. I said, I see you're right. So we
<v Speaker 2>got to a pre tape. Kurt Angle was talking to
<v Speaker 2>Vanessa the cheerleader life.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, this is a live tape, live satellite feed
<v Speaker 3>from California with Kurd Angle, and Kurt walks up to
<v Speaker 3>a cheerleader and says, Hi, you want to have it
<v Speaker 3>at a number twenty five? Care boarded, would you, and
<v Speaker 3>the cheerleader says, oh, yeah, I do. He's awesome. He's
<v Speaker 3>a really good player. And Chris says, really, well, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>his father slapped my wife.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, watching this like with no goddings in anything, like
<v Speaker 4>you saw, like what that might.
<v Speaker 2>Be the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. Kurr Ankle
<v Speaker 2>is like the funniest dude ever. His delivery year was unreal.
<v Speaker 3>It's nuts. Yeah, well it's father slap my wife. He
<v Speaker 3>walks away sucking to the camera. By the way, let's
<v Speaker 3>establish this, by the way, Sting did not hit his wife.
<v Speaker 3>It was a lie. It was a lie that they
<v Speaker 3>I forget who fucking told it, but it was like
<v Speaker 3>during the tag match with fucking pac Man and Truth
<v Speaker 3>and somebody told Kurt that Sting hit Karen on the
<v Speaker 3>floor and then Kurt hits him with the Olympic Slam
<v Speaker 3>and that's how they lose the tag titles. But he
<v Speaker 3>didn't actually do it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, who am I to say that Kurt's a liar here?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is a man's scorn, that's true.
<v Speaker 3>I think maybe Karen was the one that said it.
<v Speaker 3>Karen said egg Sting hit me and Kurt start kicking
<v Speaker 3>his wife. That is so god damn fucking funny. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So then he walks out best players in the game.
<v Speaker 2>This is so good, he's great. Yeah, well, his father
<v Speaker 2>slapped my wife. Now I'm gonna slap you son's ass.
<v Speaker 3>He walks away and he looks at the camera and
<v Speaker 3>he says, sting, the game's almost over, and I'm going
<v Speaker 3>to be the first one to congratulate your son. And
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give him the congratulatory slap on the
<v Speaker 3>ass they came him after big games. But don't worry,
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do it in private.
<v Speaker 2>What private?
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to embarrass him. You know how kids
<v Speaker 3>are his age plus who likes being slapped? I know
<v Speaker 3>my wife character like being slapped is so funny.
<v Speaker 2>This is monny segment I've seen in a minute, like
<v Speaker 2>legit funny as fun dude, not my wife delivery. It's
<v Speaker 2>just an odd boy.
<v Speaker 3>Oh, he is so good.
<v Speaker 2>He is so good the way he delivers. Wow, that
<v Speaker 2>is like, dude, this segment caught me so off guard. Dude, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>this was so funny. I'm gonna slap your son's ass
<v Speaker 2>in private? Oh man, that is fucking funny I have
<v Speaker 2>to go here. Yeah, man, unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe I've like I I must have watched this,
<v Speaker 3>but I have no fucking recollection. That's that I've never
<v Speaker 3>seen anyone talk about.
<v Speaker 2>No me neither. That's why my ship was caught me
<v Speaker 2>off guards. So funny, realize that is the funniest thing ever. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it was one of the best leaders of the game. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>well I was bought and slap my wife. He did
<v Speaker 2>talk about that all the other Yeah, it's a lie James.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's awesome. Wow, holy shit, that's a total wife guy.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, just like Yeah, So we get to
<v Speaker 2>the main event of the evening Triple X, which is
<v Speaker 2>uh actually yeah, but actually, uh they came back this year,
<v Speaker 2>and I have written down why they were allowed to
<v Speaker 2>come back. I figured it out because I was, like,
<v Speaker 2>I swear they lost a disbanded match where they couldn't
<v Speaker 2>seem anymore.
<v Speaker 3>They did.
<v Speaker 2>They did, But I'll talk about that here in a second. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Triple X Daniels and Sinshi, aj Styles and Christian Cage
<v Speaker 2>versus Lax Homicide and Hernandez Junior Fatu and Samoa Joe.
<v Speaker 2>Big match. Fucking my brain is going one hundred miles
<v Speaker 2>a minute. I'm like, this is gonna be. I have to, like,
<v Speaker 2>I have to adjust because in my brain, this is
<v Speaker 2>the coolest match ever. And I was like, oh, it
<v Speaker 2>won't be, and then.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it was.
<v Speaker 2>It was so I uh.
<v Speaker 3>This is one of a few times where I watched
<v Speaker 3>this in two sittings. I watched the whole show up
<v Speaker 3>till the main event, and I said, I'm going to
<v Speaker 3>watch this main event tomorrow because I'm in for so
<v Speaker 3>I want to I'd like to go into this fresh
<v Speaker 3>and I'm going to give it a fair shot because
<v Speaker 3>I was ready to not give it a very shot. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I know.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh man, this is the most phoned
<v Speaker 2>in main event for this show ever.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I was definitely ready to say this fucking plus
<v Speaker 3>ten this one. But I said, you know what, I'm
<v Speaker 3>going to give it a fucking real show, a real try,
<v Speaker 3>because I've enjoyed this show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah man, I mean, like, what a fantastic matches turns
<v Speaker 2>out to be. We'll break down why exactly. But she
<v Speaker 2>had just wow, they sold. They sold the hell out
<v Speaker 2>of this baby for me.
<v Speaker 3>Here they hit like everyone gets over here, which is like, great,
<v Speaker 3>hard to do in a match like this.
<v Speaker 2>So right away, the first thing I wrote down here
<v Speaker 2>is there's no way Triple X is still a thing. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>because Skipper's here and he's not wrestling, but Daniels and
<v Speaker 2>Sinshi are the ones in the match.
<v Speaker 3>Yes.
<v Speaker 2>And then I typed in x X X T and
<v Speaker 2>A in Google and I said, should not have done that.
<v Speaker 2>And then I typed in triplena and I said, ah,
<v Speaker 2>here we go. There you go. But apparently since Elix
<v Speaker 2>Skipper was released from his original contract and signed a
<v Speaker 2>new contract, him and Daniels could team again and for
<v Speaker 2>Triple X since the old note teaming stip was under
<v Speaker 2>his old contract, that was a good idea.
<v Speaker 3>Actually that is there, yeah, right, Like, okay, I will
<v Speaker 3>accept that.
<v Speaker 2>So Daniels comes out here, he has the face paint. Look,
<v Speaker 2>this is the one that's in the video games too.
<v Speaker 3>And he's talking to God.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's talking to the higher power the whole time.
<v Speaker 2>But I love this look. I love this Daniels like
<v Speaker 2>whole situations.
<v Speaker 3>The guy that did it all right, everything they gave him.
<v Speaker 3>I think he knocked out of the park. Great fucking worker.
<v Speaker 3>Daniels never really gets that true, Like he doesn't pass
<v Speaker 3>the threshold like they try, well, they don't try. Like
<v Speaker 3>there's an attempt at some point, like to give him
<v Speaker 3>a big angle with staying, but like he never really
<v Speaker 3>makes a past, like you know, being just a good
<v Speaker 3>hand here.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he was the guy that could face guys
<v Speaker 2>in the event it'd be credible eventually give it twenty
<v Speaker 2>ten ish, and he's just not at all for a while. No, no,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I mean you know, I guess not everyone's
<v Speaker 2>built or not. Not everyone could be a world champion.
<v Speaker 2>I want to say he's not built to be a
<v Speaker 2>world champion. He definitely was, but yeah, not everybody can
<v Speaker 2>be the world champion. Joe and aj were the world
<v Speaker 2>champions so much that Daniels was able to face them
<v Speaker 2>for the world title or any title. Yeah, as many
<v Speaker 2>times as they wanted, because he had so much history.
<v Speaker 3>Sure.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, just look at all the people they got
<v Speaker 2>here in two thousand and seven, dude. I mean, like
<v Speaker 2>speaking speaking about like not everyone could be the world champion,
<v Speaker 2>I mean this is like a legit nuts roster here, dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, I mean just in this.
<v Speaker 2>Match alone, it's just like, oh shit, Yeah, and Junior
<v Speaker 2>for Two's here like this is crazy lax is here.
<v Speaker 2>They come out with their own entrants. I always like that.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was awesome. Junior for two comes out here,
<v Speaker 2>Booty Delicious.
<v Speaker 3>Hiss. I have to say modest in this situation here,
<v Speaker 3>not it's covering his ass? Yeah, like I don't really
<v Speaker 3>there's not much as much cheek for the Junior for
<v Speaker 3>two here. I imagine that's because there's not a crazy, crazy,
<v Speaker 3>crazy old man yelling at him to stick a fucking
<v Speaker 3>thong as far as possible of his asshole.
<v Speaker 2>You know that's probably gotta be it. But he's gonna
<v Speaker 2>rock the booty Delicious.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you got to end the stick face. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>you gotta keep the classics. Some things you just can't abandon.
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I'm just looking at this, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I see aj Styles, Christian Cage, Triple x LA X, Simojo,
<v Speaker 2>and then I see fucking Rakishi come out here. I
<v Speaker 2>have so many questions that I get no answers to.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like wow, and his run is like this
<v Speaker 2>is it over? I think he's after Brown for glory.
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure it's either he has one more shot
<v Speaker 2>or he's done. Yeah, hired gun hired ass. So Lax
<v Speaker 2>starts this one off, kicking Daniel's ass. Junior for two
<v Speaker 2>comes in and he starts shaking his ass when AJ tags.
<v Speaker 3>In, slapping his ass, taking it crazy. And this is
<v Speaker 3>where I realize he doesn't have it, like right up
<v Speaker 3>his as a zooming on it. You're like, oh wow,
<v Speaker 3>that's just normal ass he's got here.
<v Speaker 2>AJ comes in and then pokes him in the eyes,
<v Speaker 2>which I thought was super fucking funny. I love stooge
<v Speaker 2>AJ Man, Like this is so good. Prince AJ is
<v Speaker 2>an underrated rout dude. He's such a little stooge. He
<v Speaker 2>comes in and then pokes his eyes and then fucking
<v Speaker 2>is just so funny. Dick and I wrote down here,
<v Speaker 2>I have to stop myself from type of rakishi. All
<v Speaker 2>I'm typing down is rakishi.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I wrote rakishi the whole way through. I couldn't stop.
<v Speaker 2>I changed just like sometimes it's fat too, sometimes he's
<v Speaker 2>I just couldn't stop. So Fatu goes to drop his ass,
<v Speaker 2>but it doesn't work.
<v Speaker 3>No AJ gets out of the way.
<v Speaker 2>Homicide hits the Tope con Hilo and lands right in
<v Speaker 2>front of the announced desk and starts hitting the desk
<v Speaker 2>and Don West gets up and he points out he says, wow.
<v Speaker 3>He is fucking losing his mind. Don West is so
<v Speaker 3>fucking awesome. He no one the exhibition more than Do West.
<v Speaker 2>TNA had so much heart, like it had all of
<v Speaker 2>its problems and it was like there, yeah, there was
<v Speaker 2>a ton of yeah exactly, especially up to this point,
<v Speaker 2>like there's just so much passion in this show.
<v Speaker 3>I mean Tony talked about Tony talked about the video
<v Speaker 3>at the top, like you know, the all the all
<v Speaker 3>the TNA raw raw videos. I was super in because I'm.
<v Speaker 2>Locked in, I'm crossing the line.
<v Speaker 3>It felt authentic, like and the guys wrestled like it
<v Speaker 3>was authentic too, Like they wrestled like this was the
<v Speaker 3>fucking ship. Yeah, and it was to me.
<v Speaker 4>And then the commentary just put it over the top
<v Speaker 4>when they sold it, you know, like Don West, like
<v Speaker 4>you said, getting up, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I message you guys because I was watching the six
<v Speaker 2>sidest deal uh Triple X match versus AMW and like
<v Speaker 2>Mike Tiney' is just like go in nuts tower dud spot.
<v Speaker 3>No.
<v Speaker 2>He just thought, like you saw this one die. I
<v Speaker 2>was like Wow, Oh my god, this is so good.
<v Speaker 3>I was I saw it actually, I think because it
<v Speaker 3>was the anniversary of the of that right like recently.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's right.
<v Speaker 3>And I saw a clip from it where like it's
<v Speaker 3>it's after the rana off the cage and like Daniels
<v Speaker 3>is gene up for the elbow drop off the top
<v Speaker 3>and Mike Tenay is like screaming.
<v Speaker 2>No, you gotta stay live, truck, you gotta stay live.
<v Speaker 2>This is crazy ship.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think they're probably given the iggy that he
<v Speaker 3>was about to go to replay. He said, no, you
<v Speaker 3>gotta said. Wow, like this guy loves this ship, and like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if there I don't There's never been
<v Speaker 3>a better TEENA commentary team than Mike Today and Don West,
<v Speaker 3>like that's the team.
<v Speaker 2>Like no, yeah, I mean you could probably argue whole
<v Speaker 2>wrestling it's they're up there. H Don West was Homicide's
<v Speaker 2>fucking number one fan.
<v Speaker 3>I know, dude, Tope con Helo fired up right in
<v Speaker 3>front of Don West. Don West was ready to over
<v Speaker 3>hit the ring. By the way, Tenay, speaking of the
<v Speaker 3>commentary today, says, our cameras are still standing by in California,
<v Speaker 3>Sting's Sons football game is almost over, and we will
<v Speaker 3>rejoin that feed as soon as something develops. I said, wow,
<v Speaker 3>because I thought we were done. Yes, oh my god,
<v Speaker 3>there's gonna be more. That's amazing.
<v Speaker 2>So we go to commercial break, We come back. The
<v Speaker 2>heels are up now. Daniels hits an assistant leg drop
<v Speaker 2>with Sinshi, keeping Homicide in the heel corner. AJ comes in,
<v Speaker 2>hits a drop kick on Homicide. Always loves just how
<v Speaker 2>good it looks.
<v Speaker 3>It's always the fucking best I could have been his finish.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right. Aj and Christian eat a double DDT
<v Speaker 2>from Homicide, which allows for the Joe hot tag.
<v Speaker 3>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Joe comes in and just fucking kills everybody. He's a
<v Speaker 2>house of fire. He's just like, he looks unbelievable. Hits
<v Speaker 2>a sick kitcomo on two different dudes, combines them together,
<v Speaker 2>and then power slams another, just like he's going nuts.
<v Speaker 3>The match does not slow down from this point on. No,
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't like we're just fool going at it all right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>now we're going I.
<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh, this must be the waterfall, and then like,
<v Speaker 2>oh no, there's like a crazy waterfall. Later, we're just
<v Speaker 2>gonna start. It's like it's the beginning of it somehow. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Junior for two comes in and don wezay he just
<v Speaker 2>creamed Christopher Daniels. Samoa Joe hits a suicide dive. Junior
<v Speaker 2>Fratu splash on Daniels Sinchi in the corner. Daniels falls
<v Speaker 2>into position. Yeah, man, Daniels in position, and Junior Fatu
<v Speaker 2>back's that booty up, booty delicious to Daniels.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>So Fatu goes for the Fatu driver on Sinchih, but
<v Speaker 2>Aj hits a phenomenal forearm to knock him down and
<v Speaker 2>he's not able to hit it. Aj goes for the
<v Speaker 2>clash on homicide, but Homicide sends him to the outside.
<v Speaker 2>Hernandez goes for the border toss on Sinshi, but he
<v Speaker 2>gets down and sends them to the outside.
<v Speaker 3>At this point, I don't know. I don't know if
<v Speaker 3>you guys heard it, but someone is going I did.
<v Speaker 2>I did not know what that was. It had to
<v Speaker 2>be someone by commentary.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's I thought, okay, I thought it was
<v Speaker 3>Maybe you're right because I thought it was Daniels at
<v Speaker 3>the apron and maybe he was just like right up
<v Speaker 3>against the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's also true. That could be a thing.
<v Speaker 3>But maybe you're right, because it goes on for like
<v Speaker 3>the rest of the fucking match. It's someone moaning and
<v Speaker 3>breathing heavy into a.
<v Speaker 2>Mic like he just got a face full of booty.
<v Speaker 3>Stinky.
<v Speaker 2>So Joe comes in, he sends Hernandez to the outside.
<v Speaker 2>Joe gets the Coquina clutch, but Daniel's comes in and
<v Speaker 2>breaks it up. I thought the coquina clutch was gonna
<v Speaker 2>be like a I thought that was gonna be the
<v Speaker 2>finish and he gets a win on cage here.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's exactly what I thought.
<v Speaker 2>But Daniels goes for a top rope move on homicide. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>but Hernandez comes up and holds him up with his
<v Speaker 2>shoulders no mercy style. Oh my, and ham is that
<v Speaker 2>with the cutter off of Hernandez's shoulders.
<v Speaker 3>Doom's day cutter? That is so fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Hernandez then gets his big spots. He hits the next souplex.
<v Speaker 3>I love that move. What is that called?
<v Speaker 2>Like? The next Super actually just grabs some and goozles
<v Speaker 2>them and just fucking throws them. And of course Super
<v Speaker 2>mixes wide open why not let it fly, goes fucking
<v Speaker 2>far over the ropes and kills AJ. The crowd is
<v Speaker 2>going ape shit. Don West is losing it. This is
<v Speaker 2>fucking tada to me. Awesome die from Hernandez. Here, Joe
<v Speaker 2>goes for the muscle buster, but Christian hit the inverted
<v Speaker 2>DDT instead. Since she looks for the double stop but
<v Speaker 2>misses double line from Joe to sin She in cage.
<v Speaker 2>Since she comes back in hits the cartwheel Inzi in
<v Speaker 2>the corner to cage by accident. Uh Samoa. Joe then
<v Speaker 2>hits the musclebuster on sin She and just fucking full
<v Speaker 2>sends it and they end up winning the match. Man,
<v Speaker 2>what a fucking unbelievable waterfall.
<v Speaker 3>At the end of that phenomenal ending stretch here, super
<v Speaker 3>fucking fun match. Everyone got their shit in. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>like this was awesome. I would watch this match every
<v Speaker 3>week like this is sick.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they really, I mean they didn't have to, but
<v Speaker 2>they did and was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>They just sent taking the spots perfectly for fucking Rakish.
<v Speaker 3>You probably didn't want to do anything.
<v Speaker 2>He's probably like, you guys want to do what isn't
<v Speaker 2>this an eight man Maine event, Like, what are you
<v Speaker 2>talking about? You want to do shit?
<v Speaker 3>It's all right, we'll fucking pictures. You'll just see your
<v Speaker 3>moves and we'll good.
<v Speaker 2>He's probably like, you want to You said you want
<v Speaker 2>to go twenty? What the fuck with commercial?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Eight? How many men? So we go back to
<v Speaker 3>the satellite feed. Kurt Angle is now seemingly sitting on
<v Speaker 3>the floor in the parking lot.
<v Speaker 2>It was very a long game.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get so, And Kurt looks at the camera
<v Speaker 3>and says, sting, your son in an amazing game. He
<v Speaker 3>had three touchdowns, sixteen solo tackle tackles three sixteen not
<v Speaker 3>that I was keeping tabs.
<v Speaker 2>That's incredible, saying, what the fuck? Three touchdowns and sixteen
<v Speaker 2>solo tackles.
<v Speaker 3>He's an incredible athlete, just like his old man, or
<v Speaker 3>at least hell it used to be ten years ago.
<v Speaker 3>And they just shot a sting.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what room this is.
<v Speaker 3>I guess it's one of the locker rooms. He just
<v Speaker 3>stand up crazy, staring down onto those CRD TV. It
<v Speaker 3>comes back to Kurt, and Kurt says, you got to
<v Speaker 3>realize why I'm doing this. The reason I'm doing this
<v Speaker 3>is because about for glory. I want to face the
<v Speaker 3>old sting, the one that never quit, the one that
<v Speaker 3>when he said he's something, he meant it. And regrettably,
<v Speaker 3>the only way I want to bring that the old
<v Speaker 3>sting back is by doing what I have to do now.
<v Speaker 3>And he takes his glass of off, glasses off, he
<v Speaker 3>stares at the camera and he says, plus, I'm pretty
<v Speaker 3>pissed off that you slap my wife. And Kurt gets
<v Speaker 3>up off the ground and he runs up to Garrett
<v Speaker 3>Borden who is running away from him. Now he's full sprint,
<v Speaker 3>chasing him through the parking lot to get to his car,
<v Speaker 3>and he stops him before he gets to the car,
<v Speaker 3>and Garrett says, this has nothing to do with me,
<v Speaker 3>and Kurt says, this is everything to do with you.
<v Speaker 3>Your father slapped my wife. Kartt then hits Kurt with
<v Speaker 3>the car door and he says, my father didn't touch
<v Speaker 3>your wife, and you know it.
<v Speaker 2>And Garrett gets in the car. Kurt runs up.
<v Speaker 3>And says get back here, and he grabs reaches into
<v Speaker 3>the car and tracks him out and puts them in
<v Speaker 3>a joke hold and he looks at Karat say Sting,
<v Speaker 3>I'll leave the rest up to your imagination and he
<v Speaker 3>pie faces the camera and that's how the show fucking ends.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. The way that Garrett says that at the end
<v Speaker 2>of the thing is so fucking funny. Hits him with
<v Speaker 2>the car door and says, my father didn't touch your wife,
<v Speaker 2>and you know it.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is this might be the most underrated,
<v Speaker 3>like overarching thing I've ever seen in TNA.
<v Speaker 4>This segment only works because Kurt angle is doing it,
<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean, Like anyone else doing it
<v Speaker 4>wouldn't have worked.
<v Speaker 2>But he just made James mentioned earlier, I bet it
<v Speaker 2>was fucking This is all Kurt too. Yeah, Kurt, I
<v Speaker 2>want to rock off for.
<v Speaker 3>What a fucking fun show though.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I enjoyed this a lot. I had a good
<v Speaker 2>time watching this. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know what to expect, honestly, because you know,
<v Speaker 3>you can be hit or miss when you get to
<v Speaker 3>you know that past oh seven and past you know,
<v Speaker 3>it's kind of a gamble sometimes great fucking main and
<v Speaker 3>shockingly a good gauntlet.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love the gauntlet. I thought that was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>That was sweet, and we got fucking gold dust, I mean.
<v Speaker 2>Evil gold dust.
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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and seven. And that is it for our show.
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