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we are here once again for Deadlock to talk about professional wrestling, and if
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that, guys. Yeah, so we're here again and we're gonna be talking
about the w x O wrestling. There was more. There was more than
just the one. They had a taping that was going to change the wrestling
landscape forever ted. Debiyassi had in his head that E CW, w CW,
and WWF we're all not doing it right, and he came out with
W forgetting. This is before those companies died fucking crazy. But we do
have an exclusive lock scoop about the WXO on this very episode from the o
CFO CEO Commission Owner Boss the head hunt Man himself about what WXO stands for.
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We appreciate the love and support. And uh, it's Shark Weeks. Get
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about got it, got ya, I got ya? All right, now
it's time for the deadlock. Q and a segment. Yes, Yes,
I said it. I said it, Johnny. Come on, Johnny,
I'm getting fired up. You don't have the respect for this segment, simple,
James, James got it? Yeah, Tony, Tony, how about
all right? First question here, Tony, why don't you funk off?
Question? How dare you? Second question? This is the fight Dollar Patreon
Q and A. If you're in the Fight dollar or above t here on
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And the first question is for It is from excuse me, it's for James
only. No, it's for all of us. From shouts out to the
hat man. He stole my benadryl asks. Top three fast food French fries.
Did you ask that because I'm visibly fat on screen? Well you ask
that? Yeah, you know I have a great Okay, go on,
all right, you got to start, all right, I mean you don't
know. I mean, you put a lot of pressure on me and yourself
now, so it's up to you if you like to start. So I'm
just thinking about fries, man, So I'm thinking we're gonna go what what
what are like? What are French fries places like like? Well, I
guess anywhere, So you have to understand my mind's going to hard miles a
Minute'm thinking I don't know McDonald's. Yeah, sure, McDonald's is definitely my
top three. That's gotta be on that right. Yeah. Yeah. If
we're talking strictly like eating him at the place, right, like non delivery.
Yeah, if we're talking delivery, McDonald's goes down to like the bottom
fucking most five guess most du Yeah, all fries suck if you get a
delivery. Is there anywhere that delivers them? Well, I'm gonna go number
one, Shake Shack cheese fries. I'm gonna go number two Yellow Windy's fries,
and then number three I'll go with McDonald's fries. That's a good lineup.
I would say, five guys, but I'm fucking I'm just sick of
the ther is just a lot of fucking fries in the bag is greasy went
on there everywhere everywhere? I hate the greasy bag. Come yeah, and
the order is seventy five dollars somehow burner five guys, Yeah, Burger fight
too, come on, like, I mean they're the same over there to
fuck you. I mean, we should make a stand everybody right, I'm
standing words ship, all right, I'm sitting right now. I'm sitting in
and eating a lot of fries. What is your tony, Well, I
gotta get McDonald's on there, of course. Of course I'm going with that
Wendy's as well, because you got the Frosty Fried combo. You just can't
beat that. It's kind of a cheat code because you got the Frosty it
is yellow. Wendy's Frosty Fried combo is broken with the spicy chicken sandwich Tony.
And we're sitting in the fucking area that has for some reason wide open
glass and there's a lot of plants and in the sun. You know,
I don't know why I'm with pudding right next to us out there, damn
dude. Uh. And then just like that that might have to be online.
Oh yeah, yeah, those and then the for nostage reasons because I
had a fucking Arby's in high school for some reason at my school, so
I got to put the RB's curly Johnes. Yeah, I like the curly
fries. Yeah. Back in like high school and like middle school, Ship,
when like your your idea of like a lunch was like Arby's curly fries
and that's it. That awesome, yeah, ue awesome. Yeah, they
got the Rby sauce too with the curly and it's fresh off the wazoo.
Though, if they're in the bag for any amount of time, they're done.
Yeah. I feel the way about Popeyes because Popeyes fries are like in
that fucking box and if you they get delivered on and they're just mush.
They're mush. Dude, would you like those taco what's the taco bell fries?
What? Then? Are those called the notch youd nacho fries? That's
nuts. They're good. They're on the MENI full time. Now, Oh
are they okay? Yeah? You can get him large too large before No,
you can only get a medium what the fuck? You can also get
like a fry subscription like we every two hours. I think was yeah,
that's right. Well I guess not free, but you get a fry every
two hours and sheets. I mean like nothing would have made me feel like
more of a fatter piece of ship if I did that. But wow,
that sounds so those fries go harder. Well, I never I don't think
I've ever got the Okay, Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, you probably
like those. Yeah, all right, well that's I like French fries a
lot. That's probably like top three food for me. French fry, like
of all things. I think like if I, like, if I had
to pick like something I had to eat forever and I only had like three
options French fries on there, I could eat French fries every day, every
two hours. I think that's I have subscription. I yeah, I think
that's probably a pretty common answer. Yeah, I imagine, so right,
it's easy. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's not. I definitely don't
think I put it on there. No, yeah, I wouldn't do that.
I think you're kind of do. But yeah, but I enjoy French
fries but not big dumb ass but yeah. All right, here's the question
from Johnny. What's your what's your three things? If you can all eat
three things for the rest of your life? And wow, well that was
an immediate wady. I can't even wow at French fries number four coming as
balls and French fries. No, hey, Tony, when you're right,
you're right? Yeah, all right. Next question, Corbin Jocelyn says thoughts
on small Soldiers. I like this question because I just watched it again.
I don't think I've seen that movie ever. I don't think so. You
show your kid's it. It's a little action figure movie. I've never even
seen it. Bro, you should. Well you can see it with them.
That's an excuse. Hey, kids, I got this movie. It's
a kids doing a bunch of ship like killing people and stuff. Oh well
that's the problem. Now, Well they're simulating killing the dolls. It's kind
of like toy story. Yeah, that's right, that's a great way to
put it. Yeah, Tommy Jones is in it. Oh ship and uh,
Dennis Leary, you like him? What are the what are the army
dudes called? Uh, the small Soldiers, the Commando Elite, Commando Elite
versus the fucking Gorgonized Orgonites. Yeah, man, Chip Chip Major, Yeah,
I remember that. It reminds me of the puppet Master movies, which
I'm a huge fan of, because like, yeah, like if they did
Small Soldiers and it was R rated and like it had Blade from pub Master
in or some ship, I'd be like, wow, this is probably the
fucking best ship ever. It definitely felt like they got closed because it's like,
you know, they're shooting flaming tennis balls through neighborhood windows. I also
don't remember the movie being two hours long. Oh yeah, I mean there's
a lot in there. Yeah yeah, I mean, damn, now I
really want to see that now. I want to see Small Soldiers. I
bet you. There's like so many drops the show where they're just fucking around
and like, oh what if, Oh my god, it's probably nuts.
Yeah, it was just killed some people in the street. Kill one of
these parents in here with the gorgan, I just start eating people for really,
you know, Like, I'm sure there's a lots so that would be
awesome. I'd be totally down for that. But I enjoyed the original movie.
I thought it was cool as shit, you know, it's fun.
It was different than all the other shit I was watching back then. So
I'm surprised he hasn't got like a remake or anything. It's been a while.
I don't know if it did well. I don't think there's anything to
really remake. Yeah. I think it was probably a little too violent for
the audience they're going for anyway. I mean it was made just to sell
action figures. Yeah. A lot of shit back then, was, wasn't
it. I guess a lot of shit right now still is Tony. Do
you even know what the movie is like about or anything? Yeah, but
I've never seen it. I saw it like back in the day, but
I just never watched it. For those that don't know, it's a movie
about these dudes that are They work for a toy company and the main boss,
Dennis Leary, which is awesome, wants like, you know, the
new best toy and they come in with these shitty ideas and he's like,
why the fuck can't because they show a commercial with like an action figure bursting
out of the box and he's awesome. He's talking, He's like, why
can't we just do this? Why can't we just have a toy that moves
and walks and kicks everyone's ass and it's real life, and like, well,
because it would cost a lot of money, And then other guys like,
oh, we'll do it. So they do it, and the guy
to make this happen buys like a military grade chip to put into these action
figures, which leads to them being too realistic. They like have sentience,
and then they start to go to war with each other, and then the
kid tries to help the good guy Action figure team and then the bad guy
Action figure team wants him to die now, so they go after him and
his girlfriend and his parents. And then there's a big end scene in a
neighborhood that for some reason doesn't deserve anybody. There's like ship is getting knocked
over there blown up electrical units and ship it's great, just another day.
I can't felt like they were like just stopping so loud the windows. I'm
pretty sure that was the plot in one of the child's play movies. You
might be right. I feel like I can't remember that being feels it feels
similar. But yeah, and I just bought a small Soldiers like figure set
and I saw him realize that you found that box though, right, No,
not box, but still works because it's like a little electronic bank that
fucking loves. I was definitely willing to pay one hundred bucks and they told
me it was twenty five dollars. I said, yeah, I think I'll
take that. Wow, twenty five really? Yeah, I was. It
was blown away. User name Apollo Piccaro asks for the boys, thank you
for us. Where was the worst place you've ever attended a wrestling show?
Tropic Tropic anfield might be the worst ever field is fucking we went to on
the field. Oh oh that was yeah, Hoffman estates the what was it?
The something sports? So yes, they into our soccer arena. That
was real bad. It was awful man. Uh use your name, Dystoria
based god ak number one BK Westbrook stand Oh my, oh nice. He's
a babyface. Love the BK Westbrook. Oh and have for a few months
now at very least. Uh. They asked why this is I'm gonna I
just because this is begin asked a lot, so I need answer here.
Why did John forget the ghost thread? Again? Do you guys remember this?
That's bullshit? First off, he posted that, Okay, I did
post it. I guess what they're saying. I remember that. We didn't
do a segment on the show on it, which was like we said we
might. So the reason we didn't is because seventy five percent, maybe eighty
percent or more of that thread was everyone just fucking posted on a ghost came
in our room and fucking ripped my balls off and fuck my ass. That
was the whole thread. It's like that was cap stopped the cap stop the
cap. That was a scene in scary movie first off, and no,
we're not talking about it. Yeah, I mean, that's why. It
was just there was a lot of replies and most of them were fucking bullshit
and it was old ghost. Yeah, man, like, yeah, ghosts
ate my house? All right, that's fucking awesome. What do you want
from me? So that's why, all right, that is why use man.
Coopbald asks, it seems like your most popular shows and moments come from
reviewing some of the worst shows ever in ranting about them. How do you
balance watching awful shows the audience will enjoy hearing you ran about, versus fun
shows you enjoy watching but won't provoke such a reaction. I don't know if
we have a method, do we. Yeah, we just try not to
watch like the same era of wrestling back to back and stuff like that.
But in terms of like something sucking, I don't know if there's really like
a method. No, And we definitely don't pick episodes that are like we
think, oh man, we're gonna ran about this one and people will find
it funny or no. It kind of happens naturally whenever we pick the shit,
you know what I mean. And I think the biggest thing really is
like we just try to have a good time. Really yeah, I mean
at the end of the day, like we all kind of grew up around
the same time and like same went through all the same ship kind of well,
yeah, you young kids over there, Tony, Tony's only a handful
of years older than That's true, like ten years, so I got I
can't hear your bullshit over there. The only balance is will we have a
good time talking about this, which usually it's there's never not one of those
because we just enjoyed talking about shows together no matter what. Actually think the
method to the madness of this show is that there is no method. Yeah,
last question here, Jamie Squires asks who is your favorite impression to do?
Scott Hall asking to be paid in oil and copper wires All, I've
been thinking about the best couple of weeks. It's been even worse, if
you can believe it, everybody, because we've been playing Killer Clowns from outer
Space together and there has been at least upwards of one hundred people that have
been getting harassed by Scott All. Yeah. I mean when James does it
and it's really slow, dude, and people just sit there and listen to
the entire sentence and then they react after he tugs why we have been startled
by how long? People like James will cut a full, like minute and
a half long diet tribe about fucking nothing to Scott Hall, Like we're in
the lobby, we're not even in the game, and people just sit there.
He's like like yelling at one person saying that they have no job,
don't listen to a time and then answer, dude, it's yeah, it's
actually insane because like it could be like it's usually a group, so like
it's our group, and then when you search for you guys know, if
you search on games, of the group usually find a group. That's usually
how games work, So like it's another group of people. Yeah, and
like they'll be talking and da da da da dah, and then it we'll
just come in and say hey, and then like immediately everyone just stops talking
for a second. And then when one person says something and then we just
start going I mean we're saying we're saying absolutely nothing. We're saying like it's
like getting no money, yeah, basic insault, getting no respect, You're
getting three clowns in your ass and they get so tilted. But they give
the respect of listening to the whole insult they and then they talk you.
That's how it goes. Every time it listen the whole thing. They wait
for me getting fuck you. It is so long, two minutes straight,
James tugging dude. It's even worse when we're playing as clowns because if we
could coon somebody that was like being an asshole or something, we'll just stand
around them and just talk ship a car time, you're holy ship. If
someone like, yeah, if someone talks too much ship, they're fucked.
They're fucked. I don't give a fuck. You tell every one of your
boys they can leave. You're not leaving. Six people gone. This one
guy popcorn blast it in cocoon for fifteen minutes, so long, fifteen minutes.
He's not leaving because he's with his boys. He can't leave. Dude,
that was a brutal one. I was like rubbing my ass on his
head and fucking farting on him. Oh he was. He was being fucked
up as he deserved it. Usually we don't. We won't Megan trol somebody
unless they deserve it. And usually you know it's dude, there was a
there was one where this is all just about Scott Hall. Now, I
don't care which is the best one. I think it is. I mean
it's the most fun right now. I mean, obviously we had our run
of being Johnny Ace, which was the funniest time of my life. Maybe,
Oh yeah, I remember that. That was cool. That was a
crazy era. I mean stone Cold obviously the Macho Man had a good run
too. Yeah. Yeah. But when we were playing Clowns US three,
I don't know why, I was like almost I was crying laughing because Tony
was arguing with this guy and like we were. It was someone on our
team. I think up to him and said, you want to war,
well you got one and I he said, it's like seventeen my phone.
When we're like about to start the game and I was doing sky Hall,
I had to talk really fast before the game started so I could finish talking
ship. Hey go you want what You're gonna get one because on sky Hold.
Yeah, that's the funniest one, is it. We do the whole
skull thing. We're talking talk as ship. We do the whole sky all
day, like two minutes of lobby and like the lobby is about to start
or whatever. He goes, fuck you bitch, and then Tony just complete
silence. You want a war, You're gonna get what God, And then
we randomly like remember sky Hall, bitch, so we start saying like ship
that comes out of the dude, you get billion a. James will spend
a minute on the intro the tank man, dude, Okay, that's that
might be the best one. That might be the best one. Someone's like,
fuck you guys man, we're gonna kick your assho whatever the tank mang
and the pizza mang, We're gonna carve you up. You won't gonna do
ship. You want a war. And then and then it always says with
you're jabron laughing, you say what you say, GIBRONI, people start laughing,
like I've heard that word for years. If you if you have like
a streamer thing in your name, do you like t TV or gig?
You don't even work for Twist, you're in for the w W. You're
a man. There's definitely been times when we've run into the same people and
they'll hear here you go and immediately leave this out. They definitely know what's
about that that point. Yeah, oh, Wow. Yeah, yeah one,
so right now, Scott Hall is definitely the right answer. Scott Hall
is my favorite at the moment. Yeah, obviously Stone holds a classic JR.
I mean, I'll that'll outlive me. Yes, JR. Ogan's fun
too. Of course, there's a lot of fun ones. But Scott Hall
right now is like that's like untapped potential we just are finding discovered. Yeah,
but that is it for this week's Q, and I thank you for
all your questions. Now it's time to talk about w XO episode number two.
All right, let's get back into w XO Wrestling. This is episode
number two of a three episode taping they did. This episode aired on February
fifth, two thousand. Yeah, the version that we're watching was actually uploaded
like the day before we did this review, which was a complete coincidence.
Like, I know there's other WXO episode twos out there, but this was
like a full one that was like I was like, how is this possible?
Brian Turner's VHS rehab uploaded this. I said, oh, would you
like to give them the rundown real quick of what WXO Wrestling is. WXO
Wrestling was a company started by mister Ted Dibiassi Senior and an effort to bring
family friendly fun back to pro wrestling. And this is of course in early
two thousand, so WCW still exists, ECW still exists, CCNW. You
just started, Uh, that's really it, That's yeah, that's all that's
around. I think Blacktop Bully was helping book at this time and somebody else
that we mentioned before. But yeah, the idea was they're bringing family friendly
fun to revolutionize wrestling and bring it back to what it's supposed to be.
Now. The issue here we pondered this on the first time we reviewed this
is WXO. They never ever say what the stands for, and we were
very not even once, no, no, no on the entire show says
what WXO fucking stands for, which is unbelievable. And it's WXO wrestling that
they referred to it as sometimes, so like, yeah, they do they
do. So the W is not for wrestling in WXO or maybe it is
brother Well, thankfully we we might have an answer. My friends. You
know, the dippers were out in full force to try to help us with
this one, and I guess Tedy Bassi has a cameo and from what I
understand someone named Richard C. Johnson put in the cameo request Richard C.
Johnson. It's very interesting. I'm not sure that is user name J C.
Drew on Twitter sent this to us, but yeah, it's a cameo
from Teddy Bassi for the Deadlock Boys with the question what does WXO stand for?
So let's let's play that. Now take it away. Well, guys,
I'll tell you what. There never really was anything actually, you know,
w XO. Uh, I just it was a slang term. I
mean, it wasn't like n W a National Wrestling Alliance, nothing like that.
It was just it was just an attempt on my part, I guess,
to bring what I felt like was family friendly wrestling back, and nobody
really gave a you know, it's like, well it's you know what,
what are we going to call it? A w XO? So, uh,
there weren't There was no real an ill word for word you don't like
to wrestling, you know what, uh, zebra something, nothing like that.
So I hope that helped you guys. You know, probably not a
lot, but it's the best I could do because w XO really didn't mean
anything and it didn't amount to anything either. Well, there you have it
from the man himself. We found out that w XO stands for absolutely nothing.
It doesn't mean anything. How is this possible? Why would they?
Why would you do that? He said, I didn't really have time to
think about that. How is that possible? What do you mean? Every
wrestling fan ever to think about starting a wrestling company and the very first thing
you're thinking of is what is the fucking name of the company? I mean,
like, it's almost impressive that it doesn't mean anything, because surely this
was discussed when he put it together, and they said, hey, what's
the stand for? Od fucking doesn't matter? Man, all these people we
hired, they never asked the same answer. It doesn't matter, It doesn't
matter. No, No, that's the next question. Did anyone get paid?
Yeah? I want to. That'd be awesome if somebody could ask him,
like what the budget looked like? You just keep asking him any question
you can. Eventually we'll be able to put together like a whole hotel all
about w x because he literally never fucking talks about it ever. Ever,
We never talked about it. We've looked for shoots, we've looked at everything.
He never talks about it. So, yeah, anything that you think
would be of value for us to because obviously we have one more of these
left after this one, is that right? So I think there's yeah,
because I think episode three exists, there's one more, Yeah, I believe.
So so if we if you could just ask ted to b AUSSI all
the w XO questions that you think we would, you know, or if
we've asked, you know, off the cuff here, please do and then
we'll, uh, we'll wrap this up with a nice bow on the third
one. But we got to get through the second one first before we get
in episode two of WXO Wrestling, whatever that stands for. Let's take a
look at what was going on in the world wrestling at the time with the
Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer February seventh, two thousand. Chrispin Wa,
Dean Malnko, Perry Saturn, and Eddie Guerrero debuted as the Radicals on the
January thirty first roll from Pittsburgh in what was considered a big push, but
it fell all apart the next night in their in ring debut, when Eddie
Garrero suffered would appear to be a serious elbow injury on the SmackDown tapings in
Detroit. Pretty isn't that when he blew his shit out on the frog splash?
That's right? Yea wow? What are the fucking odds to that he
did that a million times? Yeah, I mean that's wrestling. Yeah,
No, I'm sure it was just a freak fucking accident, you know what
I mean. All had been asked to work a storyline publicly that they were
leaning toward going to Japan, that they had been low balled by the WWF
and the negotiations fell apart. Originally, WWF one of them to keep the
negotiation secret, but one of them, going to Connecticut, leaked out,
which is where the negotiations falling apart storyline was created. Blinko even went as
to far as to do an Onlin interview saying that he was going back to
New Japan and was still dying, even to people who thought they were his
friends ever meeting with the WF, including Shane Douglas, because well tony mister
Anthony Douglas. Shane Douglas ultimately wanted to wait to see how things were sorted
out before leaving, while the other four had decided there was no way they
would stay after feeling double crossed by Bill Bush and the way things went down
on January seventeenth, for both Shane and Conan, there was no way WWF
was going to offer them anything close to what they were making in WCW,
while money had ceased to be the prime issue for the other four. Ww
backstage was trying to downplay the loss, claiming because of that sis factor and
none of them being strong on interviews, they wouldn't make it in WWF,
which is insane. Were factors, Yeah, where both factors are even more
important in getting over than ww and will no doubt be laughing at how they
ended up being portrayed on SmackDown. Well, I guess it worked out for
a couple of those guys. Yeah. I mean the Radicals was just the
revolution, That's exactly what it was. Yeah, without Shane Douglas. Yeah,
that's just crazy as fuck that the show is at Pittsburgh too. By
the way, Oh my god, you're right super over at the time.
If you would have given it got that Claire, that's dick. Oh my
god. Uh. This is something that we did watch for s g H
one time. There was a lot of controversy in the aftermath of the May
Young situation at the Royal Rumble two thousand. If those don't know, May
Young suk your titties out at the Royal Rumble, why okay? Uh?
Because she was in a bikini contest. Why I don't know really sure about
that one. But apparently Madison Square Garden wasn't aware this was going to happen
ahead of time, which is funny as ship that Madison Square Garden thought that
the BF was going to tell them that May Young was going to take her
kids out. Madison Square Garden collectively said, what the fuck, what the
fuck? We need cops in this building now because of what you've done.
Shut the show off now, all right, sorry, we'll tell you everything
next time. Jesus, Jesus, cancel the radicals coming to the WWF.
Yeah, take that down. But now appears nothing illegal did happen since May
Young was wearing a prosthesis, which are Meltzer says fake breasts, and a
body colored suit that looked real with exaggerated nipples, and there was simple ship.
Yeah well even so January twenty ninth, Madison Square Garden officials that's what
he was is that right, Dave fake breasts. MSG officials release the statement
saying Madison Square Garden is disturbed by what transpired at the WF event on January
twenty third. The event was promoted as being consistent with Is it still about
May Young's boobs? Yes, the event was promoted as being consistent with traditional
WWF programs. However, there was an international and significant departure within the event
which both the garden and the public were unaware. Today, the Garden has
received a guarantee from the WWF that the presentation of the next event on February
twenty eighth, will be consistent in every way with traditional WF programs, and
for that matter, will any future events that may be held at the garden.
What fucking WWF were they watching in this year that this didn't line up
with the other shit that they were doing? What did they only have tapes
from the eighties like a Vince Senior and shit, where's Bruno? Where's Bruno?
Why is Hogan out here getting his legs broken by the arm chicic I
could have promised the building like the show you're gonna put on is pretty nuts.
I mean, like I guess its nuts. Yeah, you damn right,
you damn right. I mean, like I can understand like not wanting
like a you know, I mean not wanting fuck May Young to show her
bear breasts. They were not bare. They was prosthesis and they were supple
and goodness, Ty's days. I imagine that. Uh yeah, you don't
want that, But like what you want? You want joint to clown back?
Yeah, tug boat? Yeah, damn right. I want to about
Michael Barton. Dude, you're not bart gunn for It's not that guy way.
You put on some gloves. You're a pussy. Thank you. Stand
w x O is bringing announcers Chris Cruise and Stan Lane in to do new
voiceovers of old tapes, as they don't appear to have money to do new
tapings. That's a bad fucking sign already here. I wonder how much this
costs? Did we ever get a price on this? No, but somebody
that can get in touch with Teddy Bossi via cameo should ask, Yeah,
how much did the three episodes cost for them to produce? I don't know
anyway, Ain't that the truth? Thank you? Ja. From the Observer
of February fourteenth, two thousand. Vince McMahon made sports and business headlines on
February third with the announcement of him starting his own professional football league called the
XFL. McMahon, who failed in negotiations last year to buy the Canadian Football
League, I don't even know if I knew. That looks to be the
league's number one rival for players not quite good enough for the NFL. In
his eight team league, scheduled to start February two thousand and one, with
each team playing ten games and ending with the championship playoffs in April, McMahon
claimed to not be taking on the NFL, saying that they would pay the
best compensation to players of any football league with the exception of the NFL,
but knocked them for being the no fun league. Question, Vince did not
fuck with football, So why the fuck did he want to start a football
league. I'm guessing it's just because he wanted to be the best at everything
by de fase, like maybe the NFL said some sly shit about the Wwfor
some he said, o'h fucking show you damn all right. I don't know.
Why did he want to buy the Canadian Football League? Start with something
with history? Jesus you're right a lot of places. Yeah, goddamn.
In ECW news, Saboo I know him as Terry Brounk agreed to a deal
on ship, Is that right? Yeah? Well he agreed to a deal
on February second with w CW, which is fucking crazy after talks between the
two sides thousand for at least several days. Well, they've been talking for
several days, prompting threats of a lawsuit by Paul Hayman and e CW.
Internet reports have listed the figure going around at five hundred thousand dollars per year,
but the general feeling within the industry is the number is nowhere close to
that, probably close to double what he was earning in ECW top paying eas
W is little under two hundred thousand per year, and Saboo is on the
top of that list. I'm sorry, what do you top guys are making
two or one thousand dollars? Can anyone any ECW top guys want to dispute
that? And they got paid? Yeah that's fair. Yeah, it was
in the books two hundred thousands by paulvid We love they give hundred thousand dollars.
Oh yeah, that sounds good. In the red not going to the
WWF to make lots of money. So it's to you when I can,
I why we're bankrupt now sorry. What is clear is that Hayman had Bronk
under contract. This is I didn't know this t brunk. Uh. He
had t Brunk under contract through January fifteenth, two thousand and three. Oh
okay, So Sabu was signed to ECW until two thousand and three. But
the basic claim from all side is that while there, yes, that while
there was a contract, Hayman had breached it in some form, allegedly due
to late payments from pay per view money. That's bullship. He's heard of
that pay per view money. We don't even east signed. That there was
no breach, although there have been complaints going around about pay per view money
being owed, and the contract specifically calls for an event of a breach,
a letter being written to give ninety days notice for the company to absolve the
breach, and that no letter was ever written. So Sabu just goes to
WCW. Yeah, man, I mean the conversation you're probably as simple as
this man like, Hey, I'm going to ww but you're signed. I'll
tear this whole fucking place. Dam promise you I will. I will set
you on fire and then my dad, Oh fucking Terry Bronk, I will
fucking end this whole ship right now? All right man, good luck.
Terry WW is trying to get Shane Douglas to sign his release, but he's
refusing to do so, you can. At this point there isn't even any
dialogue going on regarding and bringing him back. Conan had a meeting on February
tenth scheduled, but there's no guarantee he'll ask to be come uh asked to
be back either? Did they have a no cut contract? Is that how
that works? I maybe like if they fire him, they have to pay
him the remainder of the contract. Anyway, that's probably right. Yeah.
Yeah. So like they're like, oh, well, you might as well
just sit here and do nothing. Gonna go w WL No way, that
would it be radical if he did. I'm Pittsburgh brother, No way.
I'll go to XPW and talk about Rick Flatir here you go to the WXO
oh ship. Well, now it's time to talk about w x O.
W XO Wrestling, Episode two, February fifth, two thousand. All right,
time to get into the w XO. What oh there's a cold open?
Come on, sorry, you're right my cold open here. Dan Severn
made his first appearance. No mysterious man. Who's the man in the gray
big back, big bag? I've never seen him back? This big Who
the hell is this sweaty gray tank topman? Dan Severn made his first appearance
in the w XO. Mike Inenes has attacked Barry Darso the booker dude.
They show the debas introducing the Booker. They showbias introducing Dan Severn and like
it's like a TikTok that has the music way too loud over the guy talking.
They should have turned the music before so I could jot hear to TBI.
And also two fans jumped the guard rail and tried to beat the ship
out of the w x roster. Are they doing, Tony? Hopefully we
find out sooner. These guys are well plus You're play does something like that
too? Wow You're Yeah? Wxo's TV intro. They got their own theme
song written and produced by chest to anybody they could find. I'm sure it's
tend to be Austy who wrote that. Yeah, it was probably Harry and
the motherfuckers slash times. Oh shit, that'd be fucking hot. I wish
they read something for us. Yeah, they should random clips in the intro
of episode one, but also clips of the ship that I've not seen.
Somehow that comes out, brother, it could be coming in a few weeks
from when I was there. Oh yeah, we get a lot of upcoming
clips in the next few weeks. That was the exciting talking about. They
worked stiff too, brother. Of course, Stan Lane and Chris Cruise invite
themselves into our homes tonight and the best they're gonna take us to the egg
Dome. Brother, No they're not. Thank fuck well, Chris Cruise says,
Dan Severn is here and he's going for the WXO championship. What Yeah,
when the hell did we get that? That's I asked out a lot
this whole show, James, When the hell was any of this a lot?
The WXO tag on the line or not? And Stan Lane says,
the reviews are rolling in from last week and they love it. The fans
love it because they understand it. No the fuck we don't. What when
did this happen? Chris Cruse says something never seen before in pro wrestling this
week, we're gonna take you to the Egg Dome in Tokyo with Bart Gunn
and Johnny Ace. That's right, something never seen before in pre wrestling.
Because this is not true. This is what we say has done CO promoted
shows at the Tokyo Dome. W c W has sent people over there and
shown footage. Scott Norton had the i w GP title on nightro before.
All of this is not true from the top of the bottom, so it
makes her a very interesting start to the show. Of course. Bar Gunn,
Yeah, we're gonna see fucking Johnny Ace and Michael Barton and they're gonna
be at the Tokyo Dome in All Japan and they never say who they're facing
or anything. It's just Michael Barton and Johnny Ace are in Japan and they're
wrestling for the All Japan tag titles at the Tokyo Dome, the Egg Dome,
and the people they're facing it's crazy. We'll break it down when we
get there. It's so much here, but just start it off. Welcome
to WXO. We're taking you to the Egg Dome, brother. But before
we get to the Egg Dome, we have none other than our opening contest
of the evening, beautiful Big Al Green versus Classy Chris Nelson. Now Chris
Nelson comes out of here first, and I was stunned for a moment because
I thought it was Al Green, and I said, wow, they already
took his hood off. But no, so Al Green is out here with
the mask, and why not Even the commentary knows because Stanley says, hey,
Stanley's hey, what's up with the mask? It's Al Green? And
Chris Cruse says, yeah, good point, what you wear this stupid mask?
We know who it is. Al Green. Yeah, it's just fucking
Al Green. They're like, oh, that's good. He just put a
mask on. And Chris Cruse says, you know, Al Green spent some
time teeming with Kevin Nash and we we need this holy ship. Before he
was in the Outsiders, he was with Al Green and they were the wrecking
Crew. Yes, you know, Reverend al Green. I always love you.
No, no, no, Al Green, Big Al Green. He's
a wrestler. So classy Chris Nelson's out here, and classy Chris Nelson is
out here in a singlet with American flag pants on top, tucked into the
boots, that's classy. He is ready for a big Japan cork and made
event if I've ever seen it in my entire life. He is ready for
an all Japan Tokyo domain with Johnny As and Michael Barton fans. Great shout.
Honestly, he'd probably be super over there. He usually over well.
Al Green has something to say here, he does. He has a lot
to say. Actually yeah, Al Green says, I can't see everyone.
He's getting good heat, though, brother, you gotta give him that.
Who is this? Who's this guy? Talk? Is shiit? This guy?
Al Green says, I can't stand here all night, or sorry,
I can stand here all night if you people don't shut your faces. Boo
al Green. Then he said, you shut your faces and you could have
convinced that Steve Austin just shook Vincent Man's head in Texas. He does immaculate.
Brother, you should have charged. You should have been there, because
this is bash at the beach Hogan Lake Drum with the mask iss. That's
we're gonna tell two of our fattest fans might jumped this right around. I
love about like happy and excited all the w x O. I sorry to
be there they're fucking super fired up. Well, he says, shut your
faces, and then he proceeds to not talk for what felt like two minutes
straight. Got Chris Crwis says. Chris Cruis yells, I was just spin
it out, just yelling at him. Al Green says, I want you
low budget rednecks to understand one thing. It doesn't matter to me if you're
some shoot fighter, if you're some karate, if you're that speedball, some
karate. Just remember one thing. My name is Greed. And Chris says,
all right, say it like he says, my name is al Green.
He gets he doesn't know what he is. All right, Well,
Al Green says, and I'm the baddest man in the w XO wrestling.
The w XO wrestling is horrible to say. You should take these dudes with
the egg on tour there start working stuff. Well, Stanleyan says, yeah,
he looked a little green last week in that angle. Yeah. Actually,
you know, funny enough. I didn't write this down, but I
swear to god, I remember in the main they used a lot of stuff
like that. I'm pretty sure he did the tag he said, hot tag.
Yeah, yeah, there's one that I wrote down with it kind of
I think it's throwing that match too. Yeah, you're right, it's in
the tag. So they started to smatch off back and forth, and Al
Green fucking just steam rolls this dude huge shoulder tackle blows him back. I
thought he was done right there. I was like, he's just gonna pit
him. Now he did kill him, so crack, I'm sorry him.
Crashy, classy, classy. Chris Nelson gets his comeback in, which is
a hip toss, body slam, drop kick, clothesline to the outside.
He's fucking in the crowd's raucous, dude, they're going nuts in his bitch.
So commentary says, we don't have any soft foam rubber pads around the
ring. When you get tossed out here in the w XO, you're gonna
hit some concrete. You're gonna suck some cement. Dude. I like that.
Shit, that's fucking sucks a c event. I like that. Uh
that's family friendly when I think about it, Yeah, and they're like,
yeah, fuck it. Anyways, No, that's family friendly because, like
you know, when you're a kid, you're smashing your fucking head off the
fucking concrete. Doing backyard wrestling, gets his way a Fortnite. Yeah,
you're right, John Cena Metallica. They don't want to lay the log no
more how many? So Al Green gets him in the corner and does the
Matt Morgan elbows. He does, Oh my god, the DNA of w
XO. That was awesome. Oh I don't know if you guys, if
you guys caught this. At one point, Chris Cruse says that the w
XO over promises, I mean under promises and delivers. You promise a little
too much. And also he's excited to go to the Ecdome in Tokyo.
Thank you. It's so crazy how much they hype this up. Oh my
god, I can't wait to talk about it. Yes, Like, for
what it is, it's fucking insane. We're not bringing it up every time
they're talking about it. But believe you me, brother, it's more.
They talk about the Egdome a lot. He does the Matt Morgan elbows is
unbelievably. Why to fucking describe that? Because it is what it is.
It is like to the t like, that's awesome, classy. Chris Nelson
hits the big Guy spinning heel kick, which I'm always a big fan of
love that and Al Green then catches Chris Nelson with a version of that.
He walks, Oh, that's weird. I look like a fucking spine Fuck
you, here's my man. You know, Yes, a spinebuster gets them
to win and if you can believe it? Wait, what's that in the
back? Two fans? They got attacked last week? They just walked straight
into the bag, that's what they say. They say, Oh, let's
not forget about a couple of fans got involved last week. The two fans
have arrived, they're here. What did they walk in with bags? Dude?
They did walk in with bags, and let's not make them wait any
longer. They never show up ever again on this episode. Yeah, they
just walk in the back and then I guess they just hang out. Just
one of the boys that was out's trickle beer. Yeah, they show up
and then they just aren't on the entire rest of the episode. What the
fuck? There's a spoilers there's a big tag team schmas at the end.
Where are the boys at They got a little too drizzling backstage? Brother,
So it shows a few seconds of the Elizabeth Banks commercial from last time.
Yes, Ted Dibiassi must have said cuss one of the cut the Blacktop Bully
commercial too about Priceline, but we get to see that later thankfully. Yeah,
it's exciting. So we go to a pre tape. It's time.
They've been hyping up this egg Dome match. They showed the commentators and Chris
Cruz is throwing to the egg Dome match, and he very blatantly says bart
gunn. But he mouths bart gun and you hear Michael Barton, Johnny,
Yeah, his mouth's all not sleeked up with the way he says it.
Yeah, they said bart gun at the top. You could have just shown
some b roll and you know, fix that. But all right, yeah,
yeah, you're right. You don't have to show their lips. So,
yeah, this is we're going to footage from the Tokyo Dome, right,
Uh, that's maybe that's what you call him, brother, this is
the egg dun Yeah at the top and even says the egg Dome. It
does say that. Yeah, so they showed footage of this match, and
of course we know it's Johnny Ason, Michael Barton, that's what you call
him, brother. So my thoughts throughout this have been my actually like chronicled.
It's funny enough. I won't go through all of it, but I
was talking to Johnny and Tony as I was watching the episode. I was
like, what the fuck is going on the Egg Dome with Johnny A and
Michael Barton. I'm like, I'm thinking in my head, so they have
Tokyo Dumb footage, They're gonna show it on this show. Johnny Ace hasn't
been here yet. His WO debut is this match from Japan? Yeah,
And I'm thinking all Japan Tokyo Dune. I was like, did they have
a match at one like run the Tokyo done before? But they've only run
it a They've only run it a few times. I'm like, Japan Tokyo
dum. Yeah, why would they lie? How? Why what do they
get out of line here? And then it shows the footage of the match
and it says the Egg Dumb at the top and I'm looking at this match
and I'm like, there's a wall here in the back. No, and
there's like, I don't know, seven or eight rows of fans and then
it just is a fucking wall. I said, what the fuck is this
mess? This? Donny and Tony I'm like, what fucking matches isn't Where
is is that? So they don't say a date for this either. Yeah,
so you you would imagine this shit happened last night. This just happened
at least within the week or two. Right, This ship wasn't even on
the tour they were on at the time. This shit is all the same.
It's not even say a year, this is a different tour. This
is from June nineteen ninety nine. So Tony found the footage of the match
on YouTube. You can watch this match if you would like to. It's
entirety because you're not gonna see the whole match on this show. Brother,
We got to see a hot little sprint in the middle of the mess.
Well I know was going on. The fans weren't making any noise, so
it looked a little stiff too, Tony did. So. This was Johnny
Ason, Michael Barton versus Junakiyama and Kintukobashi from June ninth, nineteen ninety nine,
which is a long time ago. It is February two thousand for this
almost a year. And this is not at the Egg Dome. This is
at the Miagi Sports Center in Sindai Miyagi. Now that's gotta be just a
branch of the Tokyo Dome. This ship is like five hours away from the
Tokyo Dome. Oh what's it to you? You have to take a goddamn
plane to get over there, you know, Like that's how far away it
is. Why did they Why did they lie so much? That is a
good question. I I I genuinely think that they were just given They were
just given this ship, right, they were like, read this and they
were just reading it off and stay away. They didn't know ship. But
it's like, wow, oh, like why did w x O right?
No clue. They probably didn't know either. They probably didn't know the difference
you knew in all Japan. Think they just told Johnny is get me,
get us your like the best match that we can use. And yeah,
I mean, Johnny, it is just like Tokyo. You're like, yeah,
he probably brought the day man. I got this. Yes, this
is probably Johnny A's fucking fault. You're right, somehow this is going back,
Johnny Ace, I don't know what to tell you. It's not Michael
Bardon the Ecdome. This is the Ecdome, Johnny, Just like I don't
know, like, and I hurt people here. You don't fucking know.
It's like a hull coche lie, brother, I was an ecdome, brother.
Yeah, ninety thousand million people here, brother, I mean the little
sprint this show here is kind of hot. Yeah, it's way better than
anything on this show. That's fucking which is crazy to show. By the
way, I don't know if I would do that. Here's a bunch of
footage that shows that there's a way more exciting style and way better wrestlers that
aren't here and will never be here. Dude, they treated Kobashi and Akaiyama
like they treat the bodies on this show. They don't know, they don't
name them at all. Dude, Okay, that was fucking the same.
First off, this is Kinchikobashi with the facial hair, so he's going through
it right now. Come on, Kidzi Kobashi with the facial hairs. When
he's going through it, it's like Okada with the pants. Sure he's going
he's gonna clean shave when he gets back out. He at least made it
to the Tokyo Dome thankfully. Yeah, in Sendai Miyagi, so yeah,
we get this little bit of footage here. This is all Japan and the
Tokyo Dome is Johnny As and Michael Barton versus two jobbers And this happened last
night and it's for the Algabid tag titles, which, by the way,
in this match, they weren't the champions yet. Who Akiyama and Kobashi were
the tag champs? Oh yeah they were. Well I think they talk about
it like they were like, oh, it would be great if they brought
those titles to the w XO. Yeah, so Stan Lane says he would
like to see Johnny As and Michael Barton bring the tag titles to the WXO.
This match happened mid nineteen ninety nine, and they lost the tag titles
on the same tour without defending them one time. They had shot this is
what this is? Insane? Cap right now, it's Tony. Let them
know you stop the cap. Stop the cap. You heard the man?
Man, Holy shit, I understand why they just like, what is the
point? I just say what? They must have just not known. And
Johnny Aace gave him the fuckings and didn't know either, dude. He wrote
it down. Yeah, this is a agdobe. Yeah, this brother,
Johnny Asai, I worked to Tokyo to thirty days in a row, different
cities all over Japan. Suck my dick, Stan All right, so I'm
gonna just assumed that this was taped so so far in advance, So so
far in advance. This had to be taped like mid ninety nine, right,
Okay, So how about like January sixteenth to two thousand. How's that
work for you? It was taped in January? Yeah, yeah, like
a month a month ago. Holy fuck difference. They filmed all three episodes
on one day in January. Yep. I think that's seven months. I
appreciate you trying to give them some like, you know, give them a
little leeway. But uh but no, Johnny A's and Michael Bart me to
go back paying to win those ships there because I hope you got one episode
love hey, get back then, motherfuck. They might want them in this
match. Who knows. I don't know. They're so stiff over there,
I'll never know. I won't know until next week. Maybe. Yeah,
so we've touched on it, but they show us a couple of spots and
then they're hot. They tell us they stop the match. It cuts back
to the commentary, and they say, and we will bring you the conclusion
of this match in a few weeks. Here on the WXO. What I
have never seen wrestling present like this? Why would you present it like that?
What the fuck? All right? So we go to a pre tape
here Fred drives up and a little car. Who's fret ovin? Please?
Fat man in a little car? Fattest Fred Oman better known as tug Boat
or Typhoon of course or shock. Yeah, I know him as a destroyer
brother. Well, he's very fat in a very small car. He's the
fattest man in the world. Dude, this is peak comedy. I mean,
if you're looking for like I mean like joker number one, fat man
a little car is at the top of that list. Dude. That's that's
number one family friendly joke for me in the year two thousand. I'm making
a list of funniest things I can think of, and fat guy in little
car is probably like top five, top ten for me. And it makes
me laugh every single time. He's in a convertible too. Yeah, So
Fred Otman, we'll just call him Tugboat for now, drives faster to me.
He's not either of those things. He's fred Otman, but he's Shockmaster
for sure. I don't know if you saw a Shockmaster w W. This
is what Shockmaster w W was after fat Man after he did Shockbaster the hood
fell off. He's still he was like fred Otman, but he acted like
an idiot. And this is I thought that was a great gimmick, so
he carried it over here. It is a good gimmick. Fred Otman drives
up in a little car convertible and they instantly yeah and dude, they instantly
start roasting him on commentary. They don't even let him stop the car before
they start getting on his ass. He's not even doing the fucking bit.
It's just in the car. It's just well, it's a fat can't get
out of his car. He should be responded, Hey, hey, who
saying that. That's a big man for a car that's small. And then
he starts to get out of the car. They're like, oh Ship,
that's a fat, fat fucking dude. Many friend. He says, hey,
hey, somebody help me. Hello. Wow, tobymer Sydney fad some
a bit because the car was really tidy and he's really fat, dude.
That's true. It would be Did it be hilarious if he was too fat,
possibly to get out of the car my family, that's funny. Yeah,
Like if I was watching Tommy Boy whatever, I'd be laughing my asshole
right now. It'd be very funny to me. No, that would be
a better movie. You know you're laughing better and that would be great.
Swim the family on whatever fucking day and Tommy Boy tell thousand of these?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother, that's family friendly fun. That's a
very darks. I screaming if I'm a great scream. So fred Aman is
sweating, he's stuck in this car. They definitely they recorded this a lot
for some reason. They can't get this down. And then it cuts to
black and we hear from commentary we'll see if fred amkon get out of the
car when we get back. Is crazy man not changing this damn channel?
No, I have to see man. Yeah, well, thankfully before that
you get the black top Bully price like commercial funck save all these tickets or
tells cars planes, little car fat man tickets. You have to see real
wrestling. See fred Amen trying to get out this car. That's what miss,
it's mister fred aumin in little car. They should have did that.
On the first episode, Dan severed it's Fred alband that we don't find out
who the mystery man Low is because he can't get out of me. It's
a great tea shirt stuck in a little car that blows up. Only your
Fred up. His car blows up, tiny little sports standing there. Oh
my god, if you don't get out in ten seconds, gonna explode.
You get hit out of the car. I like you. I like the
idea that it's like chronically liked as a dance. Sermons already shut up and
got blown up. And the car He's like, damn, I can't get
out of this car. If you don't get out in two seconds. The
car for some reason, every car here is rigged from price line. Hold
on, we gotta go to the very dark so Price I can turn me
back. You can find out if the car blows up. Oh my god,
that's a custom. Black's so fat. He wants to hate the dynamo.
He comes back Tony and it's like him. He's expelling like a black
copper. Oh my god, is the masses. He goes out of his
ears, like yeah, that's a great love. That was weird. Thanks
for the sandwich. Ted. Wow, well I'm home. I could go
for some French. My god, two thousand, that's peak comedy. Holy,
I mean, I'm pissing my pants in the back a little car,
buy little car, heats dynamite, expelled smoke from the ears and and then
smacks his belly. And that was weird. That's probably in a Marvel movie
today, Marble ship. Oh my god, Well we're back from the Black
Bull. Yeah, rush and oh my, everyone's helping. Fred Omens fants
his car. Yeah, he's good. They dragged him out. Chris Cruis
says six eight four one pounds. What was he thinking in that car?
Fat man? Damn that up a bitch, he's fat. So it shows
a pre tape Barry Darzo and Mike Enus are fighting last week. That's their
hot angle. Dude, I can't believe how many weeks in a row.
We should get an award for this. Mike. No. One has never
talked about Mike Us as much as dead like I was talked about Mike.
You know, I was thinking about it. Good bikes like Penis. We
never said Mike Anis. I don't know why we low hanging fruit Tony yeah,
come on, step up. We talked about you guys need done about
That's time brought comedy family Friendly Brother James, Mike mike Enis. Yeah,
they show Mike news. I said, I hope he's on this fucking show
because this will be a record for how many times we've watched him Russ.
I feel like we haven't gone one episode in like at least a month without
mentioning Mike Enis this error or something? Yeah, yeah, maybe his er.
Dude. It's crazy because I feel like I've seen Mike Enis, but
I haven't really seen Mike Enis, if you know what I mean. Like,
I really don't Tony. I couldn't pick him out of a lineup.
I don't, like, I can't be. It's way different here than he
does in WCW. I swear to god he does. He looks different every
single time I see him. Yeah. Yeah, So we got to another
pre tape. Barry Darco is now yelling in front of a green screen about
Mike Nis in Minnesota. Yeah, he says, Mike Ynis, you want
to play those kind of games with me? I'm a WXO for one reason,
and that's to be the best wrestler in WXO. You don't come down
the all I mention hit me in the head with a chair. You being
from Minnesota, know what I'm like, because that's where I'm from. Shit
all right, And when someone hits me in the head with something like that,
it comes back a lot harder on you. Mike Nis, you be
ready for the bully. There's a hot angle, yeah man. So uh
yeah, we go to our next book. So we go to a next
match up here, the next to featured Battle of the night. It is
Hack Myers. That's right, Hack Myers, and he is facing sw Yeah.
Well that's because the crowd was too hot. Hackers versus the Black Nature
Boy. It's not nicknames. Yeah, they they say it on commentary.
He's facing the Black Nature Boy. And I was like, oh, okay,
I'll fucking write down whatever his ship is here on the name plate.
No name plate says Black Nature Boy. I said, how the funk is
that? Apparently Black Nature Boy is an indie wrestler and his name is Scoot
Andrews. Yeah, he was like a guy like Super eight. I think
he was in the Super eight tournament a bunch of times, so I think
E w a might be white where he's the most and I think he's done
to R eight shots if I'm not wrong. Oh look at this up.
He was trained by Hack Myers. I did not know that, right,
Yeah, oh shit, this is like Chris Danger versus Tyler Breeze. Holy
shit, virtually identical. So Hack Myers is here. Uh no hair actually,
just a regular dude. Yeah. He had like the crazy ponytail in
e CW and he had the sideburns with goatee's not crazy. Nothing was connected,
no hair, side Brown's sideburns or beard or anything. Yeah, he
was the shaw of e CW because he would anytime he did a movie,
he would go shah and the crowd like that. I don't think he does
that here all at all. I think, yeah, regular dude, that's
not family friendly. I guess not. Well. It also was like maybe
like seven years after he was doing that in ECW, so maybe he was
like, I'm fucking over that. So stan Lane wonders if the Black Nature
Boy is the master of the Figure four leg lock himself. That's a great
fucking question, stan Lane. I don't think he goes for it once.
No, he's only Black nature Boy by name. He doesn't do chops.
He doesn't have a row. He doesn't Maybe he's black nature boy, Buddy
Rogers. Oh God rest his soul, rest in peace. So Jennifer Hart
will be one of your new broadcast colleagues tonight on the WXO, and we
got our first look at her tonight, Family friendly, Family friendly. Ye.
Stanley starts doing his best Jerry Lawler impression. But if Jerry Lawler couldn't
say anything at all. Yeah, he he pretty much, in very few
words, says, Wow, she's so fucking hot. I can't wait to
look at her. He says. The entirety of this match. The next
match, the promo segment itself, and it gets to the point where Chris
Crews says, while you're thinking about that Jennifer Hart again, Huh. They
talk about Jennifer Hart more than they talk about the main event, which I
don't know what it is until it happens. Well, you have to understand
that's one of the new broadcast colleagues. I understand. I fucking hear you.
Hack Meyers instantly bumps for Scoot Andrews here off the rip giving up his
size to start this match, which is an interesting start for a match that
gets God forbid, one of the longest matches on the show. Yeah,
and the fact that hack Myers, now that I know trained him, is
even worse. So Stan Lane puts over backyard wrestling on the internet. He's
been watching for no reason at all. Hack Myers then cuts himself off with
a splash into the buckle and Scoot Andrews knocks him down. But hey,
man, you already bumped in the first thirty seconds of the match. No,
he got him down. Yeah, the crowds to the crowd, I
can't believe it, man, Mick Foley just won the WWF title. This
place is going nuts. They're fucking losing it. Man. So Scoot Andrews
goes for the Alabama Jam but misses that must that must suck, right,
Yeah, that's ever. There's no there's no easy way to take that normally,
let alone if nobody's there. So then Dan Severn starts walking to the
ring. This is one of the roughs. Dan Severn starts coming out and
they're like whoa, oh my god. And then it cuts to the back
where once again Blacktop Bully is yelling at a door, telling Al Greene that
his boy Dan Severn's in the ring, and you gotta go show him you're
not a JABRONI. Oh my god, why do you say that. You
gotta show him you're not a JIBBRONI. So two weeks in a row,
Blacktop Bully has encouraged Al Green in a mask to go out and fight Dan
Severn. Well, we're back in the ring now. Dan Severn has fucking
hack Meyers in a dragon sleeper. Get out there, and then at the
very end, the door just opens and they cut. So hack Myers taps
out of the dragon Sleeper and dan Severn just lets it go. Yeah,
of course. Then Scoot Andrews gets put into a Fuji bar arm bar by
Dan Severn, which is weird. I don't I don't get any of this.
Uh oh, I have the crowd I feel like is booing Dan Severn.
They're going nice, this is okay. They've been waiting to see fucking
black Nature boy at Hagbiers. Get what's coming to them. So Al Green
then rushes the ring in the mask. In the mask, Dan Severn immediately
gets his fucking asss dude. Dan Severn immediately spears Al Green puts him in
a knee bar and then Al Green taps out, what that's the bell?
Yay? All right? Anyway, the w XO debut of me and Mike
Us is up next. Fuck yeah yeah. So they go to the next
match, Pat Powers versus Mike Enos. Dude, I don't know why I
wrote down Pet Powers so many times, but you just sang it out loud.
It still feels like it's not a real name. He's one of the
goods here gets there's an Iowa indie wrestler. N Pat Power's probably got it
from this guy. It's probably him, It's probably it's not it's not Pat
Powers is not a real person. That is fucked up. Yeah, he's
in the Midwest Indies. So they say on commentary that Dan Severn put the
Camora leg bar in and it was all of us. He kids say,
fucking Camora leg bar damn putting my keyboard, guys bar I was locked in.
Chris Crew says w XO brings you some names you've never heard of,
and in some cases the stars you have heard of. I'm looking at Pat
Powers and Mike Eno. So the fuck are you talking about here? Mikeenness.
Of course, the legend Mikeness mikes is here and he is wrestling in
a single it but all also a stringer on on top is what my original
thoughts were. Yes, and then he takes off the shirt. It's just
a tag dog and he's wearing tiny pants, tiny pants. Mike Enis is
unreal, dude. He's gigantic. Though he has been eating one chicken breast
to his sparagus for at least the last eight months of his life. He
looks, he looks great. He overpowers, which is fucking crazy. He
mike Enis overpowers Pat Powers. GiB you can't do this. They're blowing in
here, so Pat Powers then cuts them off. Pat Powers mike Eniss a
power slam. This is fuck Wait, mike Eat isn't a power slam of
Pat Powers? Set? Yeah, So this is where he takes off the
tank and I'm revealed that he's wearing tiny pants, his little pants. He
wraps it around Pat Power's neck and throws them to the floor, and then
he throws Pat Powers. Mike Enos does into a garrone almost kills a small
child, so mike Enish slams him on the announced table slams who uh mike
Enis slam Pat Powers on the power. I don't know who's college said this
is not the Spanish announced table. Ah. I don't get the fucking joke.
I can't believe that's even a joke. In two thousand, that was
already like a thing that they break the Yes, I guess. So mike
Enis then goes back in it, hits a pile driver in the ring on
pat Powers on pile driver on pat Powers, and then pulls them up it
too, dude, mike Enis, Wow, goold the crowd, at least
the front row from what I can see, enjoys this very much. Fifty
thousand strong enjoy this more than the Tokyo Dome. Stupid egg dome. So
mike Enis aw dome. Mike Enis takes pat Power up to the top road
and he holds him there and then he screams, hey, hey, I
was fired up for this. He loads pat Powers on the top row body
slam style. I said, he's about to invent moons battery. Okay,
I definitely thought he was doing Moosong battery. Way, I forgot that people
just do a followay slam from here. I always for some reason. Now
go, he's doing Moosong battery. He should have, but the followay slam
was still pretty sweet. It was so mike Enis hits a super fallaway slam
and Pat Powers rolls out of the ring and mike Us chases him to the
outside. Pat Powers, that's not real. This is not real. Powers
is a Midwest Indus chases up to the outside. Pat Powers is selling on
the barricade, and then Barry Darso comes in and he hits Mikey This in
the head with a bud. Dude, he's fucking drunk and he's carrying a
can of beard. He just for He convinced Al Green to go get his
ass kicked by Dad's severn. Now he's hitting mike Inus in the head with
a bud, and Pat Powers gets in the ring and wins. My count
out sees the whole thing. He's watching this, the reps looking at him
as he hits it with the can of beard. He just match. It's
like all Japan Tokyo dom rules on the floor. Anything going twenty goes.
I don't understand it. I don't get it. The crowd isn't making anything.
We have one more episodes, so just hold on and just dude,
expected Mike Us to like get some come up, like get some heat back
here and hit Pat Powers with the fucking Enus driver or something. But no,
he just he just gets in the ring and he's mad. Well,
you know, he had him beat and then you know we should have took
it out on him. You should have done his driver Henus envy. Wow.
Checking the cash, we tell you check in the cash. That's commercial
actually due you know, two seconds of airtime and you got a commercial checking
the cash. You're checking the cash cash? This check? Where could I
go? Checking the casts? That was it? Chris Cruise and Stan Leaner
on the commentary, and Cris says, I never claim to be handsome,
and but this man is sweet. But if you want to see something beautiful
on camera, well, Jennifer Hart's coming up are broadcast called here. I
thought she was gonna join commentary, but I was mistaken. Yeah, she's
mean Gene tonight. So Fred up next. He is so fucking fat.
He actually looks pretty fine. That's fine he's doing. He just looks like
a fucking defensive lineman or some ship. He looks big. He looks like
Fred Flintstone is what he looks like. Here that's a good. That's a
good. Them doing a big fat guy in a car angle with a guy
that looks like he's built like a brig ship house is like crazy. They
got to put the two fans with this fucking guy. By the way,
they didn't reveal on the show obviously, but I'm I think that the two
fucking fans are the Jane Twins, the the Johnson's. Oh wow, they
get like a run in every one like they got an x w F run
too. They run place, they did yeah something, they saw something,
and then the dicks. There's a bunch of us. Is so dude?
All right? So we talked about lash ll Rue last week not understanding his
promo. Yeah, Tony understood all that. I got it. I know
what he was talking about. It was just a show, you understood Fred
the Sorry I said destroyer earlier. This is the Dominator, Fred Otman.
I was Fred Oman because the name play just says the Dominator. That's true.
But then the he's fucking his front whatever. Yeah, I uh,
this is a man that I don't understand at all. But well, Johnny,
if you take your microphone and you put it like twenty feet away from
me, to try and talk. Should like the show from here? Yeah,
that's it. Yeah, you can cut his proble like that. I've
been in the SmackDown crowd audio with the microphone over there. You'd be good.
So yeah, the Dominator Fred Otman is here and Jennifer Hart's in the
ring to interview the Dominator, and Jennifer says, Hello, I am Jennifer
Hart with w XO Wrestling. I mean, Gene and I have the huge,
the huge Fred the Dominator Ottman here, Jennifer, Jennifer. This is
now. This is his first time in the ring on the show. And
the first thing she says is I heard you had a tough time today,
Fred, you fuck it fat free the fuck. Also, just in context
here, uh that they did not show this to the live crowd, the
car thing. I don't think the live crowd saw the car thing. There
is a big tron so maybe, I mean they'd have to tape it before.
And yeah, I'm assuming that the life crowd has no idea about this.
I didn't know he ate the well. Fred says, somehow I figured
out all the words that he said to her. I was very with myself.
Yeah, dude, it was a long time. It took me a
while. Fred says, bad day. Let's talk about bad days. I'm
late to the building. I'm in my convertible. I get stuck. The
door locks don't work, the steering wheel won't move. Someone comes over,
they pull me out of the thing. The bottom line is that I'm here
for the w XO and I'm excited brother, And Jennifer ar says yea yeah,
And then Jennifer says, you have a tough time get out of your
car. Why don't you get a bigger car you well, Fred says.
Fred says, since I was a little kid, I wanted a sports car.
I grew and the car stayed small. But the bottom line is I'm
having fun. And Jenner says, yeah, are we to me? Fred
says, I'm excited being here in w XO. It's extreme. Huh we
told you that. We don't know. Maybe Fred knows something we don't.
I don't know. He says, it's extreme. I love it. I'm
excited. I don't know if I'm more excited being in here or being next
to you. But the bottom line is bottom bottom line. That's his fucking
catchphrase in two thousand and that I'm a bitch. Why don't you convert yourself
into a piece of dress, a little car? What the only thing I
slid on your eyes? John, So, he says. But the bottom
line is the bottom line is this is where the tough action is grassroots.
It's not who you know, how much wakeup you wear, how pretty you
are, it's how big bed nasty you are. And that's right nasty.
He's just stealing everywhere. Yeah, no, no, well, don't worry,
boys, Fredman says. My gimmick is I wrestled all over the world
and this is an open challenge. Let's go by gimmick. Wrestled all over
the world with the toughest competition. Gimmick and the good gim Jesus, he
says. The tough guys are coming one by one by one, and I'm
looking forward to it anyway, Are anyone? Anyway? No one's ever slammed
me, and I got a little invitation. You want some to me?
Hey, you want some of me? Look at his ugly face, his
slam gimmick, big John studs body challenge are you doing? And that's the
bottom blah? Because the destroyer said so, dominator funk, He's not the
de This Fred Auben promo is fucking He is like, is he fucked up
something? What is wrong with him here? Well, he showed up to
the arena and said, hey, we're gonna film a big fat car pre
tate with you, and then we have jimfer Hart called you fat. He
said, I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna go out there.
I'm gonna do it. Well, I'm ugly, Look at me,
I'm ugly. God to be honest that you want to do Big John'stues Big
Bodies shows. All right, that's what we got for. You'll give me
that. Yoko Zuna. Plus he's not here his face at Austin soon They
had it written down, explain your gimmick. Yeah, this is my gimmick.
All right, all right, cool? You read it verbatim. Oh
man, Well, Chris Cruise says, Jennifer Hart was worth waiting for nothing
about Fred or what you just been? A body Slam challenge? Yeah,
you better accept that ship. Chris Crews says, The Bodies and the Heartbreakers
are coming up tonight, and the question is why are these two teams?
Why do these teams hate each other so much? Did we not just see
these two guys, two teams work together last week. Yes, and they
worked together to beat up two fat fans. Yeah, I remember that.
And Stanley says, well they're both young teams them off crazy. Yeah,
it's very dunce as ye do. I want to take it in your own
price. Well, we come back here today the studio audience, and we
go into a pre tape and I can't believe the day is finally here where
we get to see the Johnny Ace w XO pre tape. This has been
This is like the only thing I think people knew about this fed this promo.
They did not. I would be surprised that they knew it was from
w A. That's true. I didn't know that they played this on w
w E. This I've seen, Okay, I've seen the fucking footage of
this with a w B logo on it. When I first originally saw it,
I swear to god it had a w B logo on it. So
it was so when Punk and him were feuding, he did like a Punk
made a video package of Johnny Ace's career and this was in it. Mm,
that's that's part where I saw it. Yeah, So Chris Cruz says
he's still in Japan and we'll see him in a few weeks on w XO.
It's Johnny Ace. They're still going with that footage being now that that
match happened just now in Johnny As an hour ago. It just happened recently.
Well, Johnny As is here, and Johnny says, Johnny Ace,
the man in Japan. I'm in Tokyo right now. All right, we
I get it. You're fucking in Japan, buddy, your big a big
gun, try big and all I care is it? Olly? Is I
ever hear about? Is this w XO? What is the X stand for?
I don't know. I don't care. I'm coming to kick some butt
on the internet. The media, the press that keeps saying Johnny or you
going to the w x O? Maybe not brother? The all His answer
is yes, you don't got it? Get it? You don't get it.
He does a turn, points at the camera. Figure it out what
he's why none of the promos fucking make Why did Johnny call off the name?
Why you what's xtan for it? The way I ask? I swear
did you pad right? I swear? Dude? You don't got it?
Get it? You don't get it. Figure it out. It goes from
the promo to commentary and Chris Cruise. The first fucking thing he says is
stan gotta be honest with you. I have no idea what that means in
the crowd. Different dude, I don't know. Yeah, he says,
I have no idea what that means. And then Chris crew says some kind
of a movement that Johnny is apparently says is gonna be taking place here in
w XO Wrestling. Did we fucking wear a different promo than they had putting
the x XO Dude, Like, did they give them a sheet that says,
all right, this is what Johnny is gonna say, and he just
didn't fucking say it and they didn't have him redo it. Yeah, he's
movements coming to w XO Wrestling. What I read this promo sucks. I
don't Perry Dorso kiss my tell me like so sucks on Parry Dorso boots.
He was proposed to say about the tag mats and the titles and something.
They say there's a movement coming in. Stanley says, oh, the movement
is a band of his friends and followers that's gonna if you don't get dog
titles. If you don't get it, I'm not coming. Don't figure this
ship out because it's my sucks. Stan Ley couldn't blace my boots, bitch.
They got me Michael Porton, for God's sake. It was a year
ago, fucking blacked up bully. Fuck you all right? Got all that?
Jesus the fuck can't say that, Johnny as to get all that off
the fucking airwaves. Oh sorry, But so it shows a recap of everything
we've seen so far tonight, just in case you missed it, dude,
this is where they say, kamoora leg bar. Get your Camora leg bar
right here, dude. Yeah. They showed Dan Severn putting fucking Al Green
in the knee bar and Chris Crews says, what is that the Kamora leg
bar? And Stanley says, it certainly is anyway. Then they recapped the
fucking tag match that we haven't seen all of. It's we've seen three minutes
of this tag. How are you recapping this to me? Well, I'm
excited because we get the uh turnaround match here for the Heartbreakers and the Bodies.
The bodies, well, the Heartbreakers are of course, Apollo and Adonnis
with miss Giamore, and the bodies are still fucking nameless. Yes we know
their names though. It's a Steel and the other a steel Danny dominion,
Danny Dominion. But I and this one, I couldn't keep up, understand
respect. I could not differentiate the two in this one. Yeah, I
tried. So if I'm wrong, fuck you, fuck you. I'm not
coming. I'm very excited to see because oh no, he fucking never shows
up. There's a company show left and he's not here. Yeah, he's
near never Like, yeah he does. He's not here. Wow, he's
not. No, he can't, you're right. Wow. Huh. So
we have Ga Moore here with the Heartbreakers and she's out here on the ramp
and she gets on the ramp and shows her boobs. Yeah, And Chris
Crews says, you got a question, what's going on with Adam Pierce?
Is he a heartbreaker? Want to be? What the fuck are you talking
about? Why is there so much on this show that I haven't seen?
They didn't show anything about. They're just throwing random angles at the at commentary
and send. I just say this, Yeah, why is he a heartbreaker?
Want to be? Oh, because commentary just said so. I was
so confused that I went on YouTube to find other versions of this show because
I swore something had to have been left out. But they just they just
said call it. They just said, fuck it, We're not We don't
got time to film this shit, and we don't got enough money to do
another taping, so just do it. Stan Lane says, you know,
Adam Pierce has a good partner in Tommy Rodgers, and and Adam Pierce would
be well advised to stick with what he's gotten, not jump around like a
mark to this tag team right here. Chris Cruz says, I've heard that
term before, but I don't know what it means. Does that mean I'm
a mark? And Stan Lane says, just look it up in the dictionary.
Okay, sure. So he start off here international here from Danny Dominion,
and he starts on top with some babyface arm drags. A Steele is
now in and he's on top with some babyface wristlock action. Wait a minute,
Danny dominions back in. He's got a wrist lock on and uh,
Heartbreakers finally get the cutoff with the kitchen sink. Who are the heels you
know it changes. I think about halfway through this one because the Bodies do
twin magic behind the refs bag. They do, but then the Heartbreakers do
tag moves behind the refs bag. We're looking at two heels. Wow,
they were changing the game. Paul E, eat your heart out, buddy,
we need we need to fat fans to fucking get in the middle of
this. Oh but the backstage eating. They kick him out. So Apollo
then gets that camel clutching. Oh yeah, man. Then we get some
twin magic as Adonis comes in. He looks exactly like him apparently, and
gets something in the camel class completely different gear. What the fuck? Chris
CRUs says w XO wrestling is wrestling you can watch with your children and not
be embarrassed by it. This is a seismic shift in this business. Listen,
motherfucker. If my kids would never watch this ship, my kids are
watching Gobaji and fucking Yama and not Mike Barton. I'll tell you that much.
Daddy, I don't think a ring in the Heggdom. Daddy's out appears
really good at doing the Heartbreakers. I don't know Nur the angle, I
don't know a lot. So all four men are in the ring now,
and fucking Jesus christ Man, the Heartbreakers decide that they're gonna kill one of
these dudes. So the Heartbreakers, I thought, at first, we're gonna
go for a back body drop. That's what this looked like. So I
thought it was gonna be a double flapjack because they did a double back body
drop earlier. Now I believe this is the same issue that this man that
took this move head because I believe the Heartbreakers must have called or expected to
do a flapjack, but he thought it was going to be a back body
drop until they held his legs. Yes, So the Heartbreakers send this guy
up into the air, and they were confused. He was confused. I'm
confused because now the Heartbreakers are taking their own bump and this guy tucks his
head and I swear to God, I thought I saw a man die.
For a second. This has to be one of the gnarliest bumps that I've
seen in a minute. I thought he got paralyzed because he legit like pile
drives himself out of the air. Yeah, well, you know, thank
god he's young. You know, when you're younger, you can take stuff
like that and like, usually get up. I'm not saying every time,
but sure know when your bump card's a little filled, those bumps don't be
happening no more. He got crunched, so oh fucking crazy. I was
horrified. I said, Wow, what the fuck? So I started like
thinking to myself, like was that supposed to happen? Like was that like
their tag flash? Like they were like backstage, you know, like we
got the big Maine. He said, so tonight we're gonna kill you for
real. Take our flapjack driver please. Oh yeah. So Adam Pierce comes
down here and apparently he's a heartbreaker want to be. Apparently he comes down
all creepily. He's sneaking out to ringside with his mullet Adam Pierson. It's
a missile drop kick on the Heartbreakers and then throws the bodies on top of
them and the bodies win the main event. Oh I guess he wasn't a
heartbreaker want to be? Maybe Adam Pearce's bodies want to be? I don't
know. Oh, well, maybe he is James And that's why Adam Pierce
goes over and he helps the bodies up and then the body start kicking Freddy
Pearce's ass. They body slam him and starts stopping him out. What's fucking
happening here? And uh, Tommy Rodgers, Adam Peerce's original tag partner,
makes the save and you know, maybe Adam Pierce just wants to be with
Tommy Rodgers after all. Story told. I guess Cinemas, I guess it's
fucking so because Tommy Rogers and Adam Pierce clear the ring, the Bodies and
the Heartbreakers all leave and the show just ends. We don't see the fucking
Shane Twins or whatever they are called on the show. We have, like
why why we have a hell of a tag division right now? Boys?
We got the Heartbreakers, the Bodies, Adam Pearson, Tommy Rogers who are
also the Heartbreakers or maybe also the Bodies. We have Eric Watts and John
Zandig and then we have two fucking fans that are here now and Johnny Asa
Muggel Barton and Kent took a bo Fuck. Are you gonna stop this from
taking over? E c W. This is hot? I mean yeah,
I mean they're they're in trouble. They're in trouble. The network is definitely
looking at this show. T NN is looking for some family friendly couldn't even
get j and Kids akbash. No, hell no, they definitely couldn't get
Johnny As and Michael Barton, Pauli fuck Nuts and Mike Nis from Eric Watson,
John zandig that's the dream deep. Where are they at? I mean,
yeah, you're good, that's a good question. That's the way they
sent him home after that taping. No John's antics. I got a guy,
I got lay the wall wo w x O Wrestling episode two. I'm
more confused somehow here than I was after episode one, which was already very
confusing. They're very confused. They don't know what's going on. Half of
the time. It seems they're just telling the commentators to just say anything because
I don't. They must, did they You think they knew by the time
they dubbed the commentary for episode two that this was just fucking done. Probably
not, because they're probably like, you know, this is pretty hot.
Sure, that's the crowd. I mean, if you know, we really
bitter the cherry on top. And this is why this was never gonna work,
because you're not a visionary. But Fred Apman should have tried to get
back in the car to drive away at the and then we like that's a
whole thing, like, oh, did fred Aman get home to his family?
Find out next week. We started off the next episode with fred Aman
just eating dinner with his family, and it looks like he did. Oh,
I was hoping it was the opposite. He never gets home because he
can't get back into the car. So he asked, like, now he's
real mad, he's gonna come back here family. No, it's his family's
eating dinner out at the car like a sonic drive through. He's just shuck
in there. Hush puppies so much, big soda, dude, that's a
that's definitely a two thousands movie. My dad is super fat and can't get
out of this car, and we have to live our lives with him in
this car. Due And I'm buying the commimorative cup and laughing my a off.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen about. Adam Sandler is definitely
in that he's in a fat suit. Yeah, you're right, I would
like huppies, kevity, Fred Outman being fat. Adam Sandler is good too.
I like this. I like this a lot. And there's only one
more only one more w XO for us to talk about. I don't know
if I can handle that. Man. Yeah, I mean, like I,
it was already hard when we finished x w F because, like I
I I grew fondly of watching and talking about it because it was so insane.
Now I can't believe we're not going to see any more Eric Watson,
John Zandig. That's kind of irking me. Well, don't worry. Somehow,
we're gonna still see Mike Ees even after this. We'bout see like the
hidden Mike es WWS brother or something it was on Jack. Well. That
is it for WXO Wrestling, Episode two, February fifth, two thousand and
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