It's 5:20 Somewhere - Dating Disasters, Movie Tears & Girl Talk 🎙️

Welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere.
I'm your girl, Barbie, and I got the finest none
cheating nurse to the left of me, nurse trap.
How you feeling, Mama, feeling like a non cheater? Like
a non cheater on them late night shit? Oo girl?
So when it's when it's you know, it's just you
on the clock hours to go, you be texting?
No, not really sometimes, but everybody be sleep So what
do you do in your spare tone and stay on
the phone with you until you fall asleep for hours?
So you really ain't got no action. You just on
the phone, Kiki. It'd be very, very boring. Some nights
are extremely boring and lonely. But if I do got
some downtime then I'll probably scroll.
I'm on inst You're not sneaking into the room with
the environmental scientists Services services Sciences services?
No, absolutely not no. How do you feel about that milk.
Room?
I bet it's not.
Late nights you.
So you was on the ladyship too, or you was
broad day cracking people in the rooms?
Nah, it was it was n okay around eleven the
last couple of hours. I ain't doing nothing dug up.
Did you get fired from the job or HR gave
you that car?
It was a lot. It was a lot. I had
three security guards.
Oh my goodness, you was gonna tear it up in
there also, Oh goodness, not young man, God it is over.
K key, are you feeling mama? You ready to get
into some ship? I'm ready? You made how you sound
so sexy?
This dude was like, I'm so glad you don't say
that ghetto ass ship.
Not too la.
Talk.
But you said how you?
How you?
I like that? Never saying it again? Boy? For uh
for men.
You know I'm about to warm up here in a second.
Now'd be my real self in a se.
Well we can.
We can warm up now before we get into fit check.
We had some people send us some stuff. Mike finally
went to the po box and we got some rolls tequila.
Yes, come on, you educated what to say leboca tequila.
I don't speak Spanish now, I don't speak that.
Hello, I can't see the boco tequila celio rolls under
of guy.
They let's let's try.
We don't never seen.
No, we got some cute little care cups.
Who sent it Inboca Leboka tequila. One of the Leboca
one of the bottles did break. So when you start
seeing stuff out a little tighter. But we got we
got our box.
We're gonna take a shot. We're gonna be honest. How cute.
DJ sky High Baby Okay Baltimore based the quila formed
in the heart of justical Mexico.
That's right, Let's pour it up. Let's try. Let's Keith Lee.
Did you make that up? DJ s guy O Lisko?
Do I say jealous coope?
Yeah? Our scholar about this is our word on the rocks. Mommy,
I might need a man.
I got a whole bunch of oil on me. Do
it other real, I think.
I'm gonna catt you will I'm don't it. While he's
doing that, we also got something from my mom.
Kissing, Oh my gosh, what's a balance? So collective?
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And we got one more thing. Oh period, we're doing numbers.
We was Oh my gosh, look at the candles.
These are beautiful, super super cute.
Oh my gosh, you smells good. I'm gonna have to go.
Thank you. Noel, she got a store. I have no
idea even Yeah, it had a the skin to read. Fine,
I want to smell it, tequila. Let's give it a try.
Smooth one, all right, ready, all the flowers fell off fire,
all right, she is, let's try it.
We gotta it's fire in it. That is overly smooth.
You don't even need a chaser with the baby. I'm
about to shoot fire my damn mountain the whole day.
Yeah, no, I kept the lady like cant.
And it's a wooden week, and it's a wooden week,
so it's gonna steal my candle. You already stand them
when you're getting okay, say show of this all right,
and then we have someone so we can move along.
This one is cute. I'm sorry.
You are her, You are beautiful, you are blessed, you
are one of a kind. Be her act like her,
thinking like her. Most importantly, put that is on because
you are her.
Love the sheikh doll.
This is from Sheikha and she sent us in some
cute you know we love.
Yeah, I love the way scrunch booty.
Y'all my candle ya, you know ourself. Hold on scrunch booty.
Try to pay attention.
Scratched booty.
This is literally smell as we scratched. That's not so good.
These kids will smell amazing.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that's my cousin a way. She gave us period.
I wondered these for you, and then I got the
black one. O. They're all sure I really love and
we all got these ones with the back yard. Thank you,
thank you. I'll want to send us anything, O, p
all box write me.
I would send it to y'all close friends.
Yes, I love it, Thank you so much. I love
me Pece.
You know we love some little athletic where we will
be wearing these on the set my queen. If y'all
want to send us anything, d m me and I'm
gonna have y'all send it to my house so I
gotta share with the girls.
Okay, she's joking.
Sorry, I didn't know you damn that mob whatever that
pink colorI.
Okay, because I'm so happy.
If I would have did that, we would have forgot
about it, okay, So we would have let's.
Get into fit chick would have no, No, we wouldn't.
I would have wanted my two piece. Listen, I'm sorry, Mike.
I wasn't throwing it at you like that big chick,
big chick, because he actually pick it up. He's not
going to.
Get please. All right, fine, you don't got GM. I'm
so sweet, all right. Started with tropoholic mixtape. Your bastard.
That's what you get for throwing stuff at people. Payback, So, mother,
you forgot something. You know. We girls grow around here.
Who well, girls in some athletic where with the five
fingers virons, looking good looking, snatched and when nowhere near
a gym.
But baby, it's serving athletic and fit. Baby. What we're
here in gym?
Obvious?
But she's looking good, baby, you look amazing, all right,
key key. They said you was the like the.
Apostolic, my fake five fingers like apostolic.
I don't want you look at apistol. You look like
a queen of my dreams. Baby, apostolic showing it back
like that. Come on, get into it fish, ma'am, y'all.
Almost my you know what brand dressed?
This is actually go back and I know what is it?
Baby baby working bb baby super still working the jobs.
I was probably in there? Where are my scamming that ish?
That ish?
Oh?
Yeahs literally like fire.
I love it vintage, vintage.
He looks so soft and cute. Thank you you. But
you look the southeast.
No, I love it yellow.
It's my learning color. You never done this before?
Okay, you know lies, I'm trying to borrow your purse.
Yeah, family, but they can be like Barbie ain't he
never had none designer till she got with the.
Speaking of this money, now we're getting money.
You worked at b B but then you steal from there.
You did a few places I ain't got called it
BB No probably what.
You remember that window that you your coworker and he
was a gay man and he like tell me, I
actually felt really bad for him about remember those girls
that used to steal all the time and they had
like a name. Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm
talking about. Yes, so they stole from her store one time.
The cream team give them some boosted ass by.
Because they got him fired.
When I up, they hit a lick on our asses
and they just started running out the store.
I'm like, oh there you go, bro, My he was
my coworker.
He's like, oh no, they're not going to get away
with that, bro.
I say.
He chased them to the car they had like they
didn't give no fuck, like they just got hella. They
just grabbed everything and ran out the the car. Was
like very to the Chris of the door.
Bro.
He's at the door, they're like hitting them with BB
hangers and them hangers used to be wooden, so they're
like hitting.
Him with BB hangers.
He's like no, and they're like they mace this man, bro.
Because why are you coming out there?
Like you can't you and he was the assistant manager.
They're like, you can't chase shoplifters.
And that's why I never gave a f about a job,
y'all and would it never will because you mad. I
wouldn't got some of the stuff back, and he still
got fired for going above and beyond.
He got hit ups like his ship still got fired,
Like y'all are me, So we're like we're like me
and the other girl who works, and we're like running
out to the parking lot like, oh, come on out, stop,
let him go, let him go.
He took that person. What's the worst job you'll ever worked? Hm?
Hmmm?
Uh?
Selling cars? I hated that job. The commission is good.
What you didn't like it?
For it?
Girl? I wasn't selling.
You gotta stand outside in the hot sun, danger all day,
wait for people to show up, and then you're like
racing other people to the customers, Like it just felt
so thirsty.
Like I hated it. I didn't you have to stand outside?
That's insane.
I mean you could, you don't have to, but you
just want to stand outside because that's where the customers
are gonna pull up at And it was just so annoying.
I hated it. What about.
So we were Our first job ever was baggers at
the Commissary out east, like for a military personnel. It's
like a grocery store that's only like military person can
go there.
Yeah, there's no taxes on it. You didn't like that job?
Nah?
I didn't.
I even like uh backing up they ship and taking
into the car like a motherfucking slave bitch, Like I
don't love that job.
I didn't enjoy that job. It was literally that was
my least favorite job.
I'm not gonna say, but I don't really have jobs.
That I hated so much. Like all my other jobs
were cool.
That job was like I used to be in that breakroom,
knocked the fuck out, Like I didn't like it that
you lazy my words?
Job?
Uh Mmm, I done had some jobs.
I always I always just go back to audies because
I feel like they tried to work me like I love.
They do be ringings out of all them audit baby.
I thought I was about to be sitting in that
big bouncy chair just ringing stuff up. No, you were
working like you're at Amazon at audience. I quit after
a couple days, y'all. And it was my friend Mama.
It was my friend Mama that got me on the job.
My friend was so.
Mad at me.
Oh yeah, did I do any fast food jobs? Taking shake?
What about you have? You always worked the same jobs
I did? Not worked.
We've worked with she was I had hello fast food jobs.
The first job was McDonald's, making six fifty five an hour.
Six five girl.
Yeah, you know what state minimum in Indiana is still
like seven twenty five.
Yeah, so that's what you should have been making sixt
sixty five. This was when I was in high school
six fifty five. Big he was a prisoner.
Seventy twenty five because I was getting paid seven twenty
seventy five.
Anymore, it's still I know you fucking want him by
now well, I got pay seven twenty five.
I thought it was minimum wage working at Libby Lou
y'all remember Livy Libby.
Yeah you said here here in pomp remember for me
running in all the store stilly. Yes, girl, that's where
I saw you out the mud I.
Was meant to be. Yeah, I knew. I knew my
musta is real thick back then.
Yes, you moved.
The funk out the way.
Maybe you have some of the fires dresses and wedges
on deck.
Baby, I'm some b beach, just out some I got
some BB wedges, break out.
Where are BB wedges?
Who we said it was on the wedges said was
gonna do kitt Hens. We got to get together and
get it together. I do the wedges over the kitting
Heill's not gonna hold you.
Yeah. So I did McDonald's. I did churches chicken. I did,
did you get working at churches? I used to be
a little round ye okay, the money butter biscuits. Soon
as they came out, I put some honey on them.
The chicken tender. Our sister worked for.
Like how long, like probably like four years, and she
then she wasn't she the manager At one point when
I say she used to like feed the whole family,
like come home with churches every day and.
Go to the drive through, She'll give you what you want, like.
Shout out looking at somebody in a family who worked
at I really want her to go back to churches
me too.
The hell motherfuckers want to level their life.
I don't know, but I do want to talk about
something that's making me a little sad.
What So you know how last episode I was trying
to be like if I was a man, I date
younger too. You said that Wash was out of trauma ship.
You're a girl dating younger who he ain't even that young.
Trop But it's just because my heart was really broken
about little Wayne and this little girl twenty three years old.
She's twenty three years old, and I'm just like I
want to be a pick me like and she's from Cocomo, Indiana.
She's a cute.
He could have came up a little bit further and
got the fan his number one thing.
That I don't know my Coco North right, Yes, okay,
that's what I thought. I said, come up with past castle.
You said, come up to us.
Oh it's above us, right, get it together, bar, I
can't go to college.
How you spelled note l e g. Never trad to week?
What's the other one? That's that ib ship? Oh good,
that's where my memory is. What's another one? Though? Never
entertain this workshop? Okay, yeah, that was what we came
up on. Never enter sentus workshop. Never eat traded weed?
What was yours? Never ever smoke weed? What you learn about?
Never eat? So I've heard that one. Well, y'all know,
I was so bad.
Don't even they can't even say I PS didn't do it.
I probably just wasn't there when they did it. I
hated geography absolutely was the easiest fun.
I don't want to drive planes some time in my geography.
Class y'all, this nigga.
No cute class yard know that's this.
Dude he played because they he had the projector going,
and why this dude got on the the teacher's computer
and played Two Girls, One Cup.
When the teacher stepped out and I don't know who
told on a nigga but I don't remember.
And got.
Leboca. We had to. We had to. It's Dubai.
It's out the mone for real.
Yes, you don't know what you know?
What is really young?
What do girls do when they go to Dubai? You're
gonna say it out loud anymore? Mhmm, huh okay, good
moving along. Have y'all seen it?
Well you saw it?
Yeah?
Outside of that.
I believe so, I've never seen it. I wanted to
know it. Talked about on Twitter. That was crazy. I've
only heard of it. Lord, we're gonna get canceled.
Don't do it.
We're gonna get you said you only
heard about the Little Wayne situation. No, he talked about
in the song, didn't he?
I don't care he had a two Girls one cup.
I don't care about what he had. How was y'all's fourth?
It was? It was great, amazing. Look, I'm literally had
the best fourth. Should invite me over? I don't have
you didn't have nothing. Yeah, we should have checked it.
Looks like me and Rainny would have been Oh God,
be so happy to see your girl. Yeah.
Yeah, that would have been a time. Oh my gosh, girl.
And we had so it was so much food cooked,
so much food. You well, I was on green beans,
douty baked beans, douty potato salad, duty greens as well.
Okay, you did the greens. I helped with them, Okay,
I contributed, Uh huh. We also had grilled chicken, grilled
chicken wings, grilled I.
Mean hot dogs, grilled brides.
Y'all know.
Chop was on the macause and my Shi was hidden.
Yeah no, it's very like, yeah, you popped your ship. Yeah,
Chop pulled up with that motherfucking sack. I was like.
TENNSI, I wasn't ready. That's the thing.
We had a so when we found out my sister
and my brother in law, he usually will bring the
fireworks and Kiki Yo gets some from used to bring
some too, But when I found out my brother in
law wasn't coming no more, I'm like.
Dang, somebody gotta be a nigga in the family.
Dog ship.
We was having dog shit okay, literally, Like I was
so surprised that ship you brought was very very heavy.
It looked like the show, but in real life, like
so close because the show, you know you're gonna see
you at the park or whatever, downtown or whatever, so
you got room to like record. Like the ship was
right on top of us. So I'm like, wow, this
ship looks.
But I'm from the hood. So in the hood, the
normally the street guy go crazy. They get you halls
full of fire and stuff like that.
So we have.
Until they started getting get the throwing candles at people
literally almost yeah, they play hair started sizzling, like, oh.
My gosh, oh my god.
Speaking of the fourth y'all, Barbie, my sister pull to
you yesterday, what bro okay, let me put.
My drink down.
So our cousin came, of course, and his baby mama
was there and she's pregnant, so you know, we had
the vibes, the liquor, the hookah, the food, everything. So
my sister was like holding her hookah down or whatever,
and the baby mama was like, can.
I hit your hookah? She's clearly pregnant, y'all.
Why did I say it's a pull of me? Wait,
I'm getting that, So she's clearly.
Go ahead was.
Smoking hookah, used was anyway, So she's like, and I
hit your hookah?
Girl, tell me what my sister was like, let me
ask Chad GPT because girl, what know? So listen?
So she asked, yaw, she asked chat GPT in front
of her. She said chat was like chess says, they
don't recommend. So no, I can't let you hear. So
Ben left fast forward in the night right and she
was waiting for my cousin in her car or whatever.
And he's just like telling us by and hugs and
kisses and all that before he could out. Girl, So
we like, you know you have made mama wanted to smoke,
hit the hookah or whatever.
Why would y'all tell.
Literally like you need to make sure she don't hit them?
Like literally, like so, but tell me why our little
cousin his little sister was on the phone with her
at the time. I want to face time with her
because she's calling like where's where's your brother?
Yes, you damn snitches, but no, she needed to be
told on I don't care literally because why was she.
Trying to hit the hit the hookah? Six months pregnant?
But his big mama is young though, because I was
a team mom, I wouldn't even pop up talan all.
But I saw your Your pregnancy was easy because we
didn't even drink back then. But did y'all drink winder
and pregnancy or anything like, Yeah, it's like just turn
it off.
For nine months. It ain't that deep.
Yeah, that's when you get into We was but we
was like this generation kind of left out because I'm
talking about we was all drunk.
It was so fun, like that was the best fourth
that we ever had. And we overcame some family drama
and everything. It was a couple of people, wasn't there who.
Came who overcame family drama?
I'm saying we had some some drama com okay and no,
but it was like the best If I would have
known you wasn't.
Like in the time of your life. Yeah, just started
inviting me to everything. Sure, okay, Sure.
So when I was pregnant though, Like how I actually
found out that I was pregnant.
I cry when I watched like TV shows and movies
and stuff like that.
So I was watching I think it was called made,
and it was like a moment she was happening with
her daughter.
Came out yes, Oh my gosh, it's like that was
a minute ago, but it seems not that long ago.
Oh wow, that's when I found out I was pregnant.
I was watching the series. I was in Texas.
I was watching so many different series. I was watching
the series.
It was like a little moment and I broke and
when I say boohoo, when I I felt the mom.
Bar, I was, oh my god.
I got up and I took a pregnancy test. I
was like, that's so, that's all.
That is crazy. That's because she was pregnant.
The boy, that girl, she was going hard for her.
Oh my gosh, but you've never seen you're gonna have
to tap. I feel so very left you have. It's
kind of a boring show, but it's also it resonates.
With single mother with single mothers.
I wasn't single mother then though, but I mean maybe
because my mom was, Oh god, they're gonna eat this
ship up, you bitch. Your mom's a single mom. You're
destined to be single fever. But
speaking of that, that just made me.
Think, like what it was like the saddest movie death.
That's so easy.
I was just gonna say Fossa was sad, literally nothing sadder.
I was. Have you all seen the live action Lion King.
Remember the stars, Like you killed your father and he's
like trying to make his daddy get up and stuff,
and then he guilt trips him into running away.
Are Aniga, like that's your brother?
It was people acting like it. No the live action one.
Oh oh okay, No, I didn't watch that one just
said as the Yeah, no, I haven't seen it.
You gotta watch it watching.
Yeah, I'm gonna watch it with him. Green is gonna
be like Lion's gonna.
Talk move Selena, Selena, Selena Jack from Titanic.
This damn bitch you taking them say something?
Damn I can't get from.
My see.
I know about this movie. It's called they made it.
They remade it again. It was yeah, shoot her or
something like that, but it had a real name. I
can't remember what it was, but like it was, he
was like this sniper and he was though bullshit.
They came and they attacked his house.
He got killed everybody off, got into the house, grabbed
his wife, and somebody shot through the window and shot
his wife. Wow, he was right there and he just
screamed and he went, but he literally ended up killing him.
The dude knew his ass was grassed. He moved into
like the middle of.
Nowhere and he called him and was like, movie, yeah,
get put on Nate from Harry Potter.
When he died, Oh yeah, that was fucked up. I cried.
But as far as cartoons, Carl from the Walking Dead
when he.
Died, as far as you just see the movie up,
that was so sad.
When his wife, it was sad. I cried. I cried
a lot.
I don't have attention to movies a lot. I'll just
be on my computer and it's just the background. Even
when Anna Elsa's parents when we saw the backstory of
their parents from Frozen, that was so with Cocoa, when
cocam I'm sorry, y'all, why would you do my nigga
like that?
Also Pocahontas, how would you Cocoa?
Literally she chose the white man over the fine as
Indian men.
Bro. He wasn't Indian, he was native.
I'm disappointed, Cocoa, But aren't they Pocahontas. I've seen Pokhonas.
I just don't remember the movie the man that her
daddy wanted her to Mary, he got shot.
No, But would y'all rather mind someone that cries during
movie or somebody that recites all the.
Lines crist Honestly, I'm.
One of them. I will recite some ship.
But honestly, if you get irritated by that, then I'm
gonna shut up.
I'm gonna do both.
My thing is just the only thing that irritates me
is if I cried during a movie, I'm a cancer.
I'm probably gonna cry. Don't call me out.
Don't be like you over here experience that.
Cry during the movie.
Are you mind your business and just watch the movie?
No?
Just grab her hand during movie, malk nothing has made
you like y'all know what is so funny?
The first movie my daughter ever cried on? Hilarious? What
movie was it? Et? That's cute? Eat? Okay?
Speaking of which, what is the type of movie that
will make you cry the quickest? Anything that has to
do with like kid, if it's something tragic going on
with like parenthood kids.
Yeah, I would say that, And then like Romance, I'd
be like, Romance, don't do it for me?
Really, sister ship does it for mister daughter? Dad? Stuff
does it for me? Will make me cry? That's like
mother mother daughter. Stuff makes me cry, That's what I'm saying.
Kids ship like parents and kid and yeah, well and
sister ship for sure.
Movies music I want to did y'all see the bow
Wow tiny disk.
Oh it was so died too.
There was a lot of bro went blue, no, no,
no blue, what was sad? But also went p let
bluebird way saturdask than David.
What he's like, miss you, my buddy, my buddy, Yes,
miss oh, he's popping his ship.
He killed it, okay, Mount Swipe swipe period.
He liked it.
You like Barbie ship though, Yeah, yeah.
He switched the wardrobe. That was my bow Wow. Romeo.
Back in the day, Romeo was a Romeo No looks
wise Romeo. I loved me some Romeo like his catalog
though of course.
Romeo really I was. I was, I bit a little whore.
I liked it the most.
Okay, remember you said you didn't like my post when.
I was like, yeah, her that from Nashville.
That video you put it up and we say you
like it because we're here. You said it's out ship
you we watched it together. Mount.
You still didn't like it.
But maybe ball woll played that. It was so fire.
It went into like the b ET Awards.
Did y'all tap into the BET Awards?
The money look?
The best look to me would have to be Tianna
Taylor always goes crazy, but I liked it.
The baby's outfit he had like a little.
You need me to see til you talking about the
girls you know down Downlandria.
Oh, yes, she had a yellow dress on giving. She
she's a reality star from one. She's from Love Island. See,
I'm not tapped into.
Yeah, y'all need to watch that ship because the girlings
be running us and they want us to talk about
Love Island.
Well you, I guess, okay, you talk while we're on
the topic.
I think lot looked amazing, but go ahead.
No, I was just saying, Love Island, we should talk
about it.
There's so much.
To you to be to.
Everybody black, Save me where it's black at Take me
to the Grammy, take me where to love it?
And Drea and Lex they were there.
Fires Uh.
Yes, she had on a dress where y'all.
Remember that dress that I wore.
It was like and my boobs kept like like Drea
had on a dress similar to that. But I think
it was green if I remember correctly. I don't know,
maybe I made that up, but anyway, she was like
it looks and a real and like holding her dress together,
and the comments were all like, why is she holding
her dress?
Why is she hurting her.
And it's like, bitch, it's obvious why she's holding her
dress and Jackson.
And then they're all like, why would you wear that dress?
Like bitch, If I planned on wearing this dress twenty
event then that was my plan.
Obviously, I'm not thinking nothing.
Is going to go wrong or girl have a wardrobe
malthfunction walking around.
She just you just never know what might happen, especially
when you're bluptuous and kurby and stuff.
And I'm just like, these comments are pissing me off.
You're never going to beat the comments. You're never gonna
be ignoring me.
I'm like, bitch, Obviously she didn't know that she would
like her dress. Wouldn't stand.
Comment, it's gonna be a comment.
But would y'all be on a little hell no, you
gotta kiss too much?
That should be grossing me out. Also, this season, they
like this new season they French kiss too fucking much.
But last season they didn't tongue each other down as much,
and I appreciate that there was more.
They pecked a little bit more, But I would do it.
Y'all know how I get. When I get on what
I get on, I make a nigga.
I forgot trying to get some heads.
So you're gonna be under the covers grinding, and I.
Just Love Island, ain't ain't.
It's just like if you're a baby mama on the
Love Island, It's like, it's like what it's like you
gotta be like, yeah, so you see that kid over
there and then they're like, yeah, it's a kid. Literally
pissed me, Like yeah, so.
Literally, y'all.
And so it was a guy this season who had
a kid, but last season it was a girl who
had a kid. And when I say she was like
telling her connection breaking into him that she had a kid.
When I say she was like breaking into him so slowly,
and she waited so long. I'm just like, bitch, are
you proud to be a mill for naw? But anyway,
when she finally told him and then his reaction, I'm like, damn, bitch,
you act like she told.
You that she was a motherfucking man. What I'm telling you,
I know I can't go. I ain't got no place
on it with no kids.
Really, look, do y'all live a totally different life than us? Like,
do y'all look at a big Oh my gosh, I
got to eat like your.
Own limits like you guys.
She was so cautious and so careful like and even
when she told that nigga, she told him he couldn't
tell anybody else type shit like but it probably she
told him she's in a competition and nobody if nobody
else has.
Kids, like, but do they act like it was like
a bomb drop? It's just like it's not. I don't know.
We live different lives because we actually have kids. But
how do you view a girl who has a kid?
Crab legs he.
Probably cool with one, but if you got multiple, it's like,
hold on, bitch?
Is he like bitches? So I'm confused.
The most the most kids a girl ever had, that
I'll mess she only had like two?
Mm, that's cool, that's cool, yeah, because I'll be quick
to telling they like, how many kids?
You gotta be? Like three? But no, I heard from
what you want to do? I heard from.
And he was just like he prefers dating women that
do have kids. He said, there's ship's more together. They
actually cooking with kids, they're actually cleaning, They got they
understand responsibilities, they don't have as much time.
They're not in your face. He said, he prefers dating
a woman that has kids. I heard a lot of
men say that I prefer with.
Kids, and unless you are a dedicated stepdad.
I swear to God like it's some niggas with no
kids that's like a dedicated step dad. I love that,
I said, dedicated stepdad.
This man used to I had one of my He
used to like because I work nice shift, so I
would be sleep all day. He would wake up and
he would feed the kids like he.
Would be like, yeah, they already ate. He would take
them places with him. That's nice period.
And then as likes it's so much easier to penetrate
a girl heart like how they'd be like, oh, way too.
A nigga hurd is through food.
Like a mom, like care about my kids, asking about
my kids, you know, like help me with my too soon.
But yeah, I seen a post on there he was like,
y'all try to trying to fuck on their Mama, you
gotta literally be like interested in the kids will being
as well, Like you know, I don't know that that's
the big son in New Jays, but that's been one
of the biggest.
One time I was with this nigga was the first
nigga I ever sucked with. After I put my baby
Dady of the New Jordans, I was like.
Yeah, that's that's that's the kids be going.
They be god diggers, just like you.
Can you make him your boyfriend?
Job?
My daughters say that about guys, ain't that.
Because they'll be like where'd you get this?
Or like will be I'll be like, yeah, no, such
and such handled it?
We bro?
You know, we here because of Wootie Woop, Like can
you make him your boyfriend?
My kid told me one time, She's like, can you
be my step dad? I'm my girl? You go digger, bro?
You know what.
It's so funny though.
One time my son said to me, because you know
how you be spending a block or whatever and I
was like yeah, and it was like, so are you
still so? Who's that calling your phone? Is this such
and such? You still such and such or whatever? And
I was like yeah, you know that's just my eggs.
My son gonna say, well, I think you need a
new ex boyfriend is crazy?
What is wrong with about Oh damn? He like, uh,
you don't have a boyfriend, do you. I'm like, don't
make me tell on myself. I got five of them
a girlfriend. What youre talking about me? Don't do me.
Like we're the parts.
Said that, I don't know.
My con is super random.
Because they never see you kissing nobody. That's why this
is talking like that. I just I just asked my
kids last night. I'm like, do y'all think i'd be
having boyfriends? And they were like no, And I was like,
you just who's the last boyfriend you? Who do you
think was my last boyfriend? And they said this guy
from twenty twenty two And that's just because that's the
last guy they saw me like they didn't. I don't
think they saw me kiss on, but like me just
like in the mix with come on in the mix.
I think that's how the bucket like kissing and all
that stuff.
Yeah, kind of, but like a little healthy relationships.
I had guys that like like probably like two guys
and I'll be like, you gotta finish this before they
get up for yeah, like and they'll sneak out and
stuff and they be like, I just love that about you,
Like that is so nice that you're keeping like your
kids perspective of you intact.
I'm like, yeah, because I'm really unhurted. I'm just kidding.
Because I'm because I'm really But with us being on
the podcast, being on the platform, I think that I
need to be more conscious of the things that I say.
Oh, y'all, we all so remember I told y'all about Jeff.
I said something about.
The loop up under the pillow with the girl and
I was like, her, her mom failed her. And I
was like, you know what, her mom and her grandparents
fail her. And I was like, you know what, that's
not nice. People have issues to where they have to
use lube and I'll be reapy and.
She she probably just needs hormone therapy.
And the thing is like they have convinced us that
we need that estrogen will increase your risk of cancer.
There's like a recent study that that's actually not true.
And you can get like.
Hormone therapy like at our age, like before you even
get to pre menopause, perimenopause, like hormon therapy, like, bro,
I've been feeling, Oh, I hate that this is.
So girly, like I've been like hella fatigued earlier.
And I know it's related to my hormones because it
couldn't be anything else.
I said, I wanted to go get my hormone steps
out because I was like, there's.
No reason you just don't like people like this.
It's for real, that's what men don't understand, Like we
be going through some stuff that we can't explain and
you don't understand, like and so our hormones be super
out of balance and so hormonal therapy like it'll.
Help us through that. To go get a check it out?
But to what made me even think about it? Because
on the Joe Budden podcast they were talking about how
he goes and buys gallons of.
Loop and I was just like, wait, why all right,
I don't know why. I don't know why he does,
but that was crazy.
Though they knew the brandy, you know the price of
the gallon.
Have y'all or anal? But damn you real thing on
that natural loop.
Ant?
Mother? Do that with anal? Yes you can. I don't
know you had this room.
I literally can't count on one time ever.
With one nigga too nigga.
Like, but if you really but if you really get
into antal like it's like you probably like a.
Lot of girls say that burst.
Faster than.
They don't get so not even creamy, but it'll get
so slippery like once you get there.
But that's the thing. You gotta you gotta, you gotta
really relax. You gotta be moubed up. And you I
never enjoyed it ain't y'all because you haven't got there.
You some loops fit? No, what are we doing?
I don't know what this fit?
Just give me a no, ma'am. Like the next day
he said I'm cracking up.
I'm like, why he said, because I hit you with
the baby on and you started twerking. I'm like, are
you supposed to dokking?
Okay, look at our proof? Yes, her head Like if
he's spraying, what are you? That's so hilarious.
But I was just watching that they be roasting themselves
on the on the Joe Button podcast.
But I'm like, are you are you just leaving it out?
Like why do they know? Is it getting it sent
to the studio?
I ain't never pulled up on a nigga or I
ain't never a gallon of loop.
I would be so scared. I'm like, why loop was?
I ain't gonna hold y'all.
I don't know if we can say this bleep it
if we can't. I thought loup was in the straps. Uh,
it's for everybody. It's for all the rainbow, all the
all the rainbow, off the rainbow, an inclusive, all inclusive.
You used a little before for what? Man? So yeah,
what you use it for?
Okay?
Okay, oh my god, that was so that sounds so
that you know that beleeve it.
He doesn't have to cut you donkey. You couldn't say
donkey on here. It was consensual.
It was.
Ship show.
But I was just thinking, would y'all be embarrassed? It's like, okay,
so we're on the podcast. We talked about hold on wait.
Speaking a little one time when I was pregnant, right,
you know how people just be stealing ship out the
hospital or whatever.
Mm hmm, well us our people. We was at like
a prenatal people.
Okay, we were a prenatal appointment, right, and then they
left the bluebout. So my day I got a question,
was this your team pregnancy or your growing up, grown
up pregnancy.
Okay, so like boom.
They they left the lubut right, and so my baby
dad he must have grabbed it, and it was just
like it was just like fun. We just because I
was young at the time, and we was just like you.
Jacked him off in the hospital.
No no, no, no, no no no no, maybe I did,
I don't know, but anyways, we took it home, right, and.
So boom it was on the floor. Mind you.
I had to go to work and the maintenance man
had to come. It was something going wrong with our
fucking toilet, bro And then so they were like, yeah, okay,
so we'll go and look at it or whatever. They
walk through our bedroom. I get home later on, I'm like,
the lube is like sitting right in the middle of
the floor, right in front of the bathroom. I'm like, damn,
these motherfuckers think I got dry pussy.
But no, I would rather have dry pussy than a
little dick. Because you can get lube, you can't buy inches.
Facts.
Amen, Amen, sister, you gotta go get that procedure and
then you might not feel shit.
All right.
And your gun.
Can you remember when we was in high school, and
the stuff used to call us a bun bitch.
What's that we used to the bun was our goal
to what I do is done to stix in my butN.
That's how really.
I'm glad y'all brought up here because I've been loving,
and I know be here gonna laugh at me.
I've been loving the froze. I was at the pool
and this girl came and it was just like blown
out and it was big, and she was little with
fatigue and it was so just like she looked it
so good. I love the big froze. I love the
curly froze. It looks good. I'm natural, not roll bounce.
About the frow.
Yeah, look up a beautiful fro. Look up a beautiful
like a fro. And here I am.
I'm cool off the frow.
Look it up. Look it up. It's a beautiful for me, guys,
I love it. Look up some big look at her fro.
That's Jamie Fox daughter.
I think she Yeah, she's young, she's seventeen, so we're
not gonna do too much.
But her fro is beautiful. It's big, it's cray.
I wanted so I saw this girl. She had a
blind fro, and I was like, oh, by Sunday, I'm
gonna do one of the curly wild fro looks, right
because I can do that. Yeah, It's just would take
a little bit of work, but I didn't have.
To I wanted.
A few weeks ago, I had a ponytail in and
one of the comments was like, ponytails fire.
That was the day we just got off the red.
And I just threw a ponytail with a swoop and
I ain't even try to treat my curls.
My favorite hair stuff for girls that have like, look
at those, those are beautiful. The buzz down during the
middle kind of throwing me off like that, yeah, all
the way to the right.
It's crazy. That's something will Smith daughter. But the beautiful
froze are beautiful. That's beautiful, Like, yes, I love.
It, but it's just like I feel like, man really
love like straight hair, like the eurocentric look, and it's
hard for me because I be wanting to keep my
hair curly and I want to make my patterns and
not straightening too much. And then sometimes I'd be like, oh,
I feel like maybe they'll think I'm cuter if it's
beautiful definitely.
My curls already ruined. Now like a different steady. We
literally do we do.
I was getting dressed the other day and I was like,
Kiki said, I got a centric style.
No, let me tell you what these motherfuckers said.
Mac said from the beginning of the show to now,
you're dressing a lot better, I said, mouth, I was depressed.
Keeping gonna say. You wasn't depressed. You just couldn't dress.
I remember that Bars.
Why are you fucking up?
Bar?
But ain't easier to dress.
In the summersping, she's blossoming and your hair.
I don't know what you did the little the little
curls come up.
Yes, it's cute, it's thank you. Oh you do kidding?
Did she goes? She tripped? Y'all be making me stumble
and I tripped and I stumble? What's that song? Stumbling? Tricking?
Not that song? It's falling? Why am falling? And it's
not that this is like a more sultry song, is it, Scott?
I don't know. I do listen to I can't think
of it. A lot of nothing's wrong with it at all.
So this is not a last call confession. But this
is someone that reached out to me, and we kind
of have like a heated sh We didn't even have
a heated debate because sometimes I don't be liking handles.
I'm so excited for the candids.
I got four and there's only three of us. Do
y'all care if I think two or bitch molk can
take one?
F right? Yeah, came to leave one here, Let's leave
one here.
Listen, so this is what comes up. It wasn't me,
so he was acting for he was. We were just
trying to have like a conversation rather and he was
just basically like he was talking to He was talking
to his guys about how like someone like Drake will
never find love just because anybody.
That's going to be for him is going to be
after his money.
And I was just like, I don't like to rage
bait men, but I be just wanting them to like
understand what we're talking about.
All we want, but y'all listen to misunderstandings like with earplugs,
like the people who be.
In our comments like this.
One guy said, not to disregard y'all's experience or whatever,
but all men aren't broke, like bro We are speaking
on our experience, just like how we know a lot
of men experienced women who are broke or begging women.
We have experienced something similar to that too with men.
So it's like we're not overgeneralizing men.
We're just speaking on our experience exactly and for whatever reason,
what we attract.
I don't know why I attract broke niggas. I don't
know why.
It irritates me, you know, and it's because you are
a track niggas too, broke niggas.
I know exactly why she loved good Dick. She loved
good Dick. It's the truth.
That's like, listen, if you put chops chops total pole, no.
Good Dick is at the top, big Dick. Try to
come out on.
Good Dick Dick. I know.
It's not like.
This is an exaggeration.
It's all up, yeah, whatever, it's all right. I appreciate
a good dick all that. Y'all.
Niggas try to come for me in the comments because
I said, I want a nigga.
To contribute, right, because there's this bitch on here, like
it is cool.
You know, that's cool because you know that good dick
with a nigga probably not at the.
Top of this, but let me know, five is not equal.
It's not broke nigga.
But in real life, in real life.
She really means broke nigga.
But I do not. Oh my mama, I'm talking. I'm
a nine to five, her bitch. But let me say this,
Let me say this. I said, if you do that,
I said, nigga.
Okay, are you I say? I said broke? Okay, you're
a nine to five, So.
How can I be talking about broke niggas?
But I can't make my point? All right? Cool?
So I say it based on.
Lies, Okay, no slander will be tolerated. Okay.
So I said, you gotta contribute. If this will say
y'all did gotta be nine inches? It want a little
eliminadd more of y'all niggas than when I said you
gotta contribute, you didn't say it.
But I know that's not where I live. That's not
what I So what's the smallest shield?
Go?
Oh? Probably like six?
You want.
Where's your thing? Where's your Mike?
Where's your measured?
Sorry Michael, Mike was walking around with a thing on
his hip, a measuring That's what I was saying.
Sheill, guys, Yeah, six inches. I'm cool with what six
inches looks like. I promise, I pinaky promise. Okay, this
went totally.
She really tried to act like so and the people
on TikTok they thought they clipped us up. And of
course he thought I was putting smut on nine to five. No,
she wasn't talking about broken and she was talking about
regular droppers. There's the difference between a broke ass man
and a nine to five because I've had a broke
ass man. I ain't even never even had a man
with a job. You had a nine to five, y'all, I.
Pack your lunch, honey.
I would be cool with good dicks sold.
So I'm.
So, what are we talking? Okay?
Yeah, yeah, but you pay for the dates? Yeah, I
gotta pay for the dates, right, So that means like,
if you're in your masculine I feel like you're going.
To make sure you pay for the dates. Yeah, type ship.
And then when do y'all decide to pay for the
dates on your birthday?
Ye?
Special occasions or I got you, let me run your bath.
Whatever you desire, what you do?
What's the lyrics?
Say?
So I said? We both have said I aspire you
said I supply you know, we said, I said, I supply?
Who not?
You can't pay for a couple of days?
Yeah, on your birthday, nigga like like so's it's like
if it's like if ibody want to touch at the.
Studio, that's my ship.
For you.
I go to like the ram in spy. After I
get off.
Work, I'm getting some food. I'll bring it home for the.
Whole You're also cooking, nobody exactly, Nobody say not giving
us credit for cooking and buying the grocery a lot
more to taking on the date. Me cooking putting my
love into this fool bond.
These grocery.
I feel like, if the girl buys all the groceries
and she cooks them, why can't you pay for all
the day?
Okay, are more expensive than the date. Mabe.
I just got off work. I'm about to grab some
hbaichi takeout. I'm for everybody and being honest, the girl
pays for the groceries, cooks the food, and whenever it's
takeout she's buying, you take it. It's very similar when
it's genuine, Like if we're all out and we all
get some drinks, it don't make no sense for us to.
Have three different checks like a motherfucker.
Like I could be like, oh I got it this time,
you know, and then next time you might have. It's
the same type of vibe when you're in a relationship,
like oh I got it, bab, like it's no big deal,
like when people just sit there and count pockets and
count favors.
I don't like accounting favors as bitch or man period.
I don't like, I know you will pay her back
for coffee?
Might you a lie?
Why would you like you have? Bro, I've literally offered
to pay you back for coffee. That's is how my
brain works. But I'm not even talking about friends. Friends
don't matter. I'm talking about my nigga like I'm going
to count. I'm talking yeah, yeah, because we tell you
I'm not counting favors with my friends, is what I'm saying.
I'm definitely counting to be Like, yeah.
So I bought that white castle last night. You are
a lighter.
Why would you just make.
Swiped my car for y'all's white castle last weekend?
I said she.
I was like, It's not like I'm gonna be.
Like, oh you all me.
I just want you to know it's cool, y'all.
I got it.
In my head.
I'm like, oh, this bitch is a ball bout it
like that you really got hey, because this bitch don't
needn't She don't sign up to pay for much at all?
Like why would you play with me? Okay? So we
talked about dates, like when you pay to date, I
actually pay for more than her. Okay, she does?
That is a ballface.
I lives are set up. She she is not.
And it's like the way her life is set up,
she can't.
Benefit me outside of monetarily because because he used to
catch a.
Bus at your house, bro, you can't.
My house right now.
They're not one of.
The man's Okay, listen, So when we're talking about dates,
who are you talking a burden?
Are you saying she's a burden? That's my that's my question.
You said what I'm saying, she feels like she feels
ill cooked that food yesterday and she's eating food house?
Did I did bring up.
The shephip with three hundred four?
Y'all were like kept going on her pounder. The girl
what you said bullied her? Okay, please listen, let me
use your stage name. Yes, please do. Okay, So we
talked about paying for dates. When do y'all bring out
what do y'all feel like the perfect time is to
bring out the lingerie when you're time. So like I'm saying, like.
First date and first time we first day, but say
it's only take.
That one date to get those good girls. They just
want that one day. I think that that's crazy. Yeah,
So at what point in the relationship do you bring
out the launderie? But I don't know because it might
be a little embarrassing. What if you don't like it?
You know, what if he's like like like, what if
he's like, oh, you're me an extra? Like once I
realized this guy that got from the past liked it,
I was like, oh.
Yeah, I'm about to turn this bitch because it's fun.
I used to dance, so I got all this ship.
In coves, you know.
Yeah, but are you saying out that ship? Yes, bro,
I'm talking about I'm like, I'm like, I'm like you
can no, He's like, no, it's cute. I don't want
to ripoldold.
It's pizza span Dix.
What about for you, Kiki? How soon are you bringing
out the launderie? First? Time we cracked. We can do that,
but I don't know because it's a difference. Get a
feel for him. It's a difference between lingerie and a
nice penny and brawl.
St right exactly, So where are you going and what
feels a little extra.
I'm gonna hold you if I feel like I might
get cracked tonight, I'm gonna definitely wear Imagine brown penny
in my whole house.
About to be speaking Spain.
You don't be mined matching, you'll be mismatching on the
no no, no, nigga, honestly, really cute pennies. If you
don't got a brawl on because they like.
That to thumb throng. Do y'all your house all think
y'all might get cracked?
Yep.
If I think I might get cracked, yes, if I
think I might get great, yes, But I ain't been
cracking nothing.
So baby, listen here.
Caelium, It's cool you coming here. I'm gonna be like,
I don't care if I think I'm gonna get cracked.
It's gonna be like when the mother could come in randomly.
That's when you go from like I'm just a girl,
I'm just a single ma I'm a single mom, a
single mom who works too.
Don't find the niggas your house and y'all think y'all
gonna fut.
No, you're coming in, You're getting at them, draws el Roy,
We're pulling.
I feel like nigga invites you themselves to your house
before you invite them.
Last kids, last call, confession, what we got? What's up? Girls?
I love y'all.
Keep doing what y'all doing, but I need y'all help.
So let me just start off by saying, I know
this man's nickname.
Y'all got it. I know this man's nickname, but I
cracked him and I don't know his real name. How
do I ask? Now? Because we're months in wait until
you drunk and it just be like, so, what's your
name again? Why didn't call your mad dog?
Yeah?
How you spelling? I'm thinking about getting it tatted? So
how do you spell your real name?
That was? That was?
That was? Sleep?
Like you're still tell yourself?
No, I wouldn't get your name, probably Kevin.
Because I forget, like, what's your what's your middle name?
What's your name? She would be like, okay, she said
her first name, middle name.
If you excuse me.
If you say your middle name, they're probably gonna be like,
it's doesn't say the full name.
But what if they.
Like, send me your information, I'm about to look like
but also you'll know base his baby mama tetted throats.
She spelled his name wrong when she teed, did so,
how do you spell your name again? Bab oh, I'm
trying to get that spelling right?
What's what?
Or you could be like, I don't know, but I've
gotten I doesn't and I'd be.
Like, yeah, so what what name you want me to
to them, like for a reservation or something like, say
you're about to make dinner reservations? And then be like,
I'm gonna give them your name? What name you want
me to give them? How about what's your credit card number?
While I pay for this? And how does the name read?
Do you sound like you at work? Please do our
code switch in the host?
That's right.
Another thing I wanted to ask you guys, have you
ever made a man a meal that just was not
hitting that this stomach up My ship was hitting.
But I did his stomach up though it was I
don't know, it wasn't What was the meal? So the
meal was it was them sliders with the Hawaiian It
was like some sliders.
I think it was the ground beef.
And the thing is where you hear it from, Probably
it wasn't. It wasn't the one in the plastic.
It was the one.
It was probably like I do like the eighties something
percent lean. I don't know the percentages. What are you
supposed to get? I go for the higher lean.
But I fucking made it right.
And the thing is like, I'm just like we on
FaceTime and so like he could see me making my plate,
making my kids play there.
Da da da, and he's like, what you made? Da da?
I was like, oh, I just made some burger sliders,
Da da da?
And he like I didn't offer him no food. I
didn't want to take this man on food. And then
he's like, oh, bring me some because I was we
were going to see each other, so boom. I ended
up seeing him later and I gave him a plate
and then bro I'm there we sitting there, he started
busting it down right in.
My face, like turn it up tighte shit. He's like,
ooh this shit good Da da da.
Next day we talking, he was like, yeah, them sliders
that ship was good as fuck, but fuck my stomach up.
And I'm like, that's so embarrassed. Really, anything I remember
it ain't.
I remember when I feel like men black men they
have very sensitive stomach reason.
They was like, I don't. Yesterday was July fourth. I
took my kids. Wanted to take their dad a plate.
I didn't.
I don't care about him anyways, they wanted to take
their dad to plate.
We took him a plate.
Bro.
He ate that ship. Bro Ten minutes later he in
a bathroom. I'm like, what is he didn't get poisoning? No,
he had a ship. Like, what is up with black
men in their stomachs? Regular battle movements? So why do
I rub my stomach like that? He should we cut that?
That was embarrassing.
But do y'all google before you even make it home?
No, depends.
Yeah, we definitely got a sister. She gonna regurgitate that ship.
Depends on what I ate.
Yeah, but yeah, I've done that before. It was super
embarrassing that I just had to duck and die. One time,
you came over my house and you cooked and we
had salmon and some sides and all that. Right, he
was like, yeah, I'm about to take my little bood
a plate or whatever, and I was like, we know
how we like our salmon. I'm like, throw that ship
in the up and for a little bit, like men
are a little like they are a little like.
Yeah, they wanted well done. They were everything well done.
Oh I want some sushi right now. That just made
me think of that. I never want a sushi date today.
Let's do it, we can, let's do it. So I've
never messed up a man on top of cars, cars, baby,
I never fucked up a man's stomach. But I was
making some like catfish nuggets and instead of.
Using like flour is hard, I used the andy seasoning
and so I had season did real good and then
put it in an indie season and it was overly salty.
He almost died.
Hey, life, that's embarrassing.
One time, when I was fucking ten, we was cooking.
We was cooking the pork chopped dinner, and even the
out of them pork, them motherfuckers tasted like the ocean. Yeah,
because I put way too much salt seasoning, salt on
the bitches.
And my people. Still he was like, I don't. He
was making a face when he was eating it. He
was like, for show for show, good cook.
I definitely just ate this ship and it's it tastes
like the fucking Pacific, but he was so nice about it.
I was fucking we were nine bro to be cooking.
Por Chop said nine. It's crazy, But all right, guys,
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