TLFX-Games: 'Sid v. Stu'

<v Speaker 1>Good news travels fast as live competition continues here of
<v Speaker 1>the TLFX Games, a thirty two person tournament celebrating ten
<v Speaker 1>years of the Lapsed Fan podcast Hellebrow When I'm Shad Mooney,
<v Speaker 1>and to determine the King of the Cast, the greatest
<v Speaker 1>character in Lapsed Fan history. We continue on this episode,
<v Speaker 1>brought to you, of course, by our friends at Garage
<v Speaker 1>Beer Small Bach Light Beer. The garage is open to
<v Speaker 1>any encounter, so let's crack this open further. This week
<v Speaker 1>it's our second of sixteen first round encounters, and by
<v Speaker 1>way of reminder, we'll be hearing from all the participants
<v Speaker 1>here in the TLFX Games event center, and the superstars
<v Speaker 1>will be campaigning for your vote this election season. To
<v Speaker 1>keep your name in the hat, to keep your ability
<v Speaker 1>to vote the winner in play, keep your eyes and
<v Speaker 1>ears peeled to the Lapsed Fan's ex account, where you'll
<v Speaker 1>be able to decide week by week, participant by participant,
<v Speaker 1>who advances to become King of the Cast. This week,
<v Speaker 1>it's softball versus Rotisserie Chickens on the porch as Lapsed
<v Speaker 1>Sid meets Lapsed Stu Hard. Let's hear first from the
<v Speaker 1>Revolutionary Ruler of the world.
<v Speaker 2>No, everybody, you look at my eyes, and I don't
<v Speaker 2>want you to see something. I want you to see
<v Speaker 2>the man that is not gonna show up for this match.
<v Speaker 2>I have no contractual obligation, I have no desire. I
<v Speaker 2>have no possibility of me getting anywhere near Stuhart. Now,
<v Speaker 2>I've seen Stu Hard up front, I've seen him in person,
<v Speaker 2>and I can tell you right now, and you look
<v Speaker 2>into my beaudy little eyes. Don't have to be in
<v Speaker 2>the same room with Stu Hard to beat him. And again, I.
<v Speaker 1>Will not be there, genuine fact win a tournament by
<v Speaker 1>not showing up for it. We'll find out some words
<v Speaker 1>now from lapsed Stu Hart.
<v Speaker 3>Well, the thing is, I don't I don't know where
<v Speaker 3>what happened. Someone brought me to a place with a camera,
<v Speaker 3>and I but boy that they took me out of
<v Speaker 3>my home. I was boiling the water to make some
<v Speaker 3>chicken soup, and I don't know. I don't know why.
<v Speaker 3>No one told me why, Ah, but I could I
<v Speaker 3>I I think, and I think I'm gonna walk home.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's no one outside. I don't I don't know,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but I am gonna cook some chickens.
<v Speaker 1>Voting in the TFX Games is expected to commence on Monday,
<v Speaker 1>August nineteenth. Keep it locked to the Lapsed Fan's x
<v Speaker 1>account at the Lapsed Fan for your opportunity to vote
<v Speaker 1>on who advances to the King of the Cast.