Vegas Went Full WrestleMania (Part Two)

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Speaker 1: High Amber, Hillah, Welcome to an unlikely affair. Hello, my loves is La La Kent High Amber. Hello, my dear you ready for this? Yes, ma'am, we're still in Vegas. Shake and bake, Shake and bake, baby. You know what I just was thinking about is how cute it would be to get married in Vegas. Like I remember when I was planning my wedding how much I didn't give one fuck when they were like, these are the linens, and I'm like, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about any of this. I was never the girl who would.

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Speaker 1: Think about, like dreaming about, oh when I get married, I want my dress to look like this, and I want these table settings.

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Speaker 2: Like that sends me into like I power down moade.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No, my ex husband and I you know, yeah, you just happen to know who he is. We eloped in Malibu, Okay, and then.

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Speaker 2: Which is like a courthouse situation.

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Speaker 3: No, we went down to the beach at at when the sun was setting.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He had his assistant. I had my best friend because each one of us needed a witness. Okay, we actually went to the little chapel and we renewed our vows.

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Speaker 2: You renewed your vows. Yes, it was, I recommitted yourself.

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Speaker 3: It was. I think it's something that I always wanted to experience because I saw it in the movies and I was like, how cute and romantic to get married in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. I feel like it was something.

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Speaker 3: That like like Barker and Kardashian would have done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they have like a really sweet love story. I get it. I feel like the marriages that are really.

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Speaker 1: Like it's a couple that's been together a long time and they're like, we just want to be together, Like it's there's a vailab Yeah, but it's like planned out in Vegas. It's not like let's we're drunk and let's just like no, go and do it. No, this is we're going to Vegas to get married. Let's have a Heyday the night before.

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Speaker 2: That is so cute. I kind of want to do that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll marry you. I think we can get it in and old if you can't find anyone.

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Speaker 1: I've never been married before, is that crazy. I've never even had like a family situation before. I've never celebrated a holiday or a like nothing where like I have my child and the person i'm with aret that crazy.

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Speaker 3: Well let's let's change that.

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Speaker 1: No, it'll definitely change. I'm feeling much more open, you know this, Yep, I am today. The words came out of my mouth to Amber with this guy that she was talking to, and I was like, there was no winning for him.

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Speaker 2: We set him up for failure. I'm actually very sympathetic to men because there's no winning with the woman.

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Speaker 1: And as it came out of my mouth, I was like, who am I? I never thought I would say that you have evolved so much. You actually made me realize because I was ready to annihilate.

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: It's I feel like we've kind of like like reverse, like you're acting more how I would be like, okay, well maybe we should like give like see his perspective in this way, and I'm like, no, you know what, fuck him. I'm not dealing with these kind of like I'm not doing that. But I appreciate you making me pause and realize, like we treat men. I can't believe this is gonna come out of my mouth.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: We're hard on men, yes, and we're really confusing. And it really depends on where I'm at in my cycle, I would definitely say that.

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Speaker 2: Like on your period, okay, but.

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Speaker 3: We don't. We're all over the place sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I know that I witnessed it for myself a few days ago, where I told someone like, I'm not gonna be contacting you, please give me space, don't reach out, and then he doesn't and then we talk and I go, you know, and then you didn't reach out and he was like, you told me not to, And I was like, no. When I say something like that's when you engage further, he's like, I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: That's when you're on a plane at my doorstep.

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Speaker 3: Motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: He was like, oh, I did not get that from your text. I'm like, well you should have.

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Speaker 3: You know what, It's progress not perfection.

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Speaker 1: I agree, you know, And I'm actually glad that you and I are kind of we switch off, because if we're both the same, we're gonna be bitter and find no one ever, which I know is what we don't want. And then if we're both like really soft and sympathetic at the same time, then we're going to open the door to a lot of assholes.

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Speaker 3: One hundred percent. Well, that's what I tend to attract, but I'm changing that in twenty twenty six. There's no more assholes for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't even I've never even tried anal. Have you what you said? No more assholes? So it just took me down that we don't need to get into that. I've talked about it. We talked about it with Brittany. Nothing in that hole.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, nothing belongs in that hole. Now moving on, moving on to uh, would you rather? I have some questions for you this first. I'll walk you through it because I don't even know you're so like out of the Bravo universe. Amber doesn't watch reality TV. She'll be like, have you seen this show? I'm like scripted?

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Speaker 2: She's like yeah. I'm like nah, I'm like, have you seen Beef?

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Speaker 3: She's like, wait, what?

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Speaker 2: I actually loved beef.

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Speaker 3: Beef was amazing.

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Speaker 1: I've been really into scripted shows at night when I get in my bed by myself, no one else can participate my time.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's about time you got out of like the Friends and the Seinfeld that you just watched that stuff on repeat. There's a thousand really good shows.

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Speaker 1: I put those on when it's time to close. My eyes because I know what's happening.

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Speaker 3: Also, the diplomat is really fucking good.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll try that too.

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Speaker 3: It's very like it's just great, Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So this is the first one. Would you rather publicly support Amanda West Scamanda or give up sex for a year? So, do you remember the scandal on vander Pump or there was a girl named Raquel and a guy named Tom. So this is ba. They've labeled this one Scamanda, and it's basically parallel to what scand of all was.

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Speaker 2: So would you rather support the two who are like looked at as the devils right now?

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Speaker 3: Or give up sex for a year? Like what kind of sex? Like are we talking about?

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Speaker 2: Like? I think full penetration.

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Speaker 1: Let's say full penetration in floor place, so everything leading up to Wiener and vagina.

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Speaker 3: Damn, I really like sex. That's hard, But I think I would give up sex because, you know what, I don't support people that do. I don't. I don't know the details of the Scamanda one cheated on another with a fiance or a what was it?

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Speaker 1: It was a little let to me and watch people are gonna come. It was It's a little less dramatic to me. Yeah, then Scannabal, There'll never be another scand of all.

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Speaker 2: Never it was that shit was wild.

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Speaker 1: This was Amanda and Kyle divorcing, and then this Sierra and West not having a relationship.

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Speaker 2: But Sierra really liked West. They were all friends and then one of the people hooks up with one of the others.

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Speaker 3: They were divorced, living in the same house.

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Speaker 2: I was told.

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Speaker 1: At around the time at Bravocon that they were living separately, and Bravo Con was in November. This just came out they were living separately. West and Sierra liked each other.

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Speaker 2: They dated.

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Speaker 1: He ended up breaking her heart because he wouldn't commit, but they weren't. They weren't together, but Amanda was friends with Sierra, West was friends with Kyle. So there was definitely like you just don't do that. But I don't think it was in any way like Scandival. Scandival was fucking no craziness.

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Speaker 3: That's next level.

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Speaker 1: But because I have been on the side where I didn't, we won't get into the nuances. I defended Sandoval in a small way. I have been on the research, so I'm never supporting any I'm shutting the fuck up, and I'm giving up sex.

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Speaker 2: So it was a few days ago.

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Speaker 1: Uh, West and Amanda were at a baseball game and he kisses her.

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Speaker 3: They look so like like they like each other.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the heart wants what it wants, and who the fuck are we to stand in the.

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Speaker 3: Way of it? I know, I know that's really hard.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's hard, but I'm still giving up sex. I do not support them at all. I don't know them.

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Speaker 1: But then, did you see that I don't know that Kyle Cook was kissing on fucking Meghan King Edmond's from.

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Speaker 3: Oc Yes, whoa, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: There is nothing like the Bravo universe.

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Speaker 3: I am telling you that's and he was on Summer House, which I never saw.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he was married to Amanda, who we just saw.

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Speaker 3: Uh oh my god, yeh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Yes, wait, I need like a full family tree. Okay, Bravoka, she's asking for the full family tree with like the detective red string and stuff. Maybe it's more like Scandival than I thought. I'll bring it down for you in a minute.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, I can't wait. Next Okay, your turn. Would you rather accidentally get married in Vegas or accidentally become a viral meme forever from a one night out from one night night out.

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Speaker 2: I think that's yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think I would rather become a viral meme accidentally getting married and then like having to get that annulled or whatever, and I don't know what that process is like that scares me.

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Speaker 2: I think it's pretty easy to get it, to make it, get attorney. What would you rather have? Then?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I get married in Vegas?

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Speaker 3: Fuck it?

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Speaker 2: Wow? All right?

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Speaker 1: Why not get back together with your ex or get married to Tom Sandval, I'm saying Tom Sandval, stand about all the way.

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Speaker 2: I'm locking it down.

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Speaker 1: I'm locking it down before I would ever get back together with my ex. Have your text with each other leaked or your notes app exposed?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Our text app? Well? God, my notes apps are pretty fucking boring. If you ask me, it's hard to don't forget to you know, call the doctor on Monday morning, don't forget you.

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Speaker 2: Really liked this jewelry brand? Yeah, yeah, here's the website. Yeah, here's a new boring here's a new AA meeting, like, that's my AA notes. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Next one is relive your most toxic relationship or never fall in love again.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's not fair.

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Speaker 3: That's a hard one.

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Speaker 2: That's really hard.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not reliving No, actually no, it's not hard. What am I talking about? I would never ever relive that because I wouldn't make it out alive.

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Speaker 2: You you would it? Have you? Do you think you've experienced real love since then?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No? Mm hmmm, yeah I don't. I don't think I could relive it either.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't let the living.

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Speaker 2: Do we know how it ends? Yes, the same exact way. Oh, I'm reliving that ship because I fucking win. So yeah, relive it all day, roll it back.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't relive it.

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Speaker 1: You know what? I couldn't either. Amber that what I was like an emaciated core. I could barely function. No, I'm not just said that.

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Speaker 3: You would, I know.

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Speaker 1: But now when i'm taking it back, when I really really think about that time of my life, it was fucking awful. Yes, just opening my eyes win.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Okay, you're right.

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Speaker 3: I could really go down a rabbit hole on that one. But we're not going to win a thousand, one hundred k, oh one hundred k. Okay, when one hundred k in Vegas? But your ex celebrates with you, or lose everything with your bestie.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm winning one hundred k and my ex can be there to celebrate with me.

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Speaker 2: How funny?

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Speaker 3: What X.

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Speaker 2: Our ex? Which one I the most recent? So for me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Him?

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Speaker 2: But I'm not losing everything with my bestie. I'm sorry. I love you and I love spending time with you, but that would be sad losing one hundred k. No, you lose everything? What with your best what's everything though? Is it twenty dollars?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: What? What do you? I'm the my house is gone, my bank account.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no. I would definitely lose everything with you.

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Speaker 1: Wow, rather than get one hundred grand and just have him sitting there attempting to jump up and down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I'm good. I'm good because I know I'm going to make it. Oh, make it back.

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Speaker 2: You're a badass.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Date someone perfect but boring, or someone chaotic with insane chemistry.

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Speaker 3: Chaotic with insane chemistry. I'm not healed yet.

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Speaker 2: I think we need more therapy. That is the wrong answer. Perfect, perfect, boring, you had what you know what I'm talking about, And I'm not gonna go for that.

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Speaker 3: No, not perfect, not perfect not perfect. No one is perfect. What's perfect? What I perfectly fucked up? How about that?

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Speaker 1: I say, I like, there's something in me that likes a little bit of chaos, and if the chemistry is insane, like I can handle the chaos.

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Speaker 3: This reminds me. I was visiting Nebraska for Easter and my mom said I was telling her about a situation that I was in, and she's like, you know, I, Amber, I feel like you need a really good guy, but just a little bit of a bad boy, just a little bit. I could not believe my own mother those words came out of her mouth. I was shocked.

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Speaker 1: Is it because she has she's more of like stable cookie cutter, like no bad boys like you. Couldn't believe that she was finally admitting to you that you need a little bit of.

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Speaker 2: A bad boy.

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Speaker 3: Well it makes me think that maybe my dad, like was a little bit of a bad boy. And I think that's where I get it from you, mom.

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Speaker 2: I need a little bit of a bad boy. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, I want to clarify, I don't want someone that's gonna cheat on me.

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Speaker 2: I just not a bad boy that's a piece of shit.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Thank you for Yeah, Yeah, I need a little bit of swag, a little bit like and I know that word, like I say that word NonStop now. But I just need someone with a little grit, like a good fucking like East Coast. Yeah, no frience to the men on the West Coast, but there's something about East Coast men that I freaking just love. Yeah, a little rough around the edge, Yes, give it to me, baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, crispy ough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel the same way though, like I need you to keep me on my because at the end of the day, I can sit here and say I love stability, I don't want chaos. But when I say those things, it doesn't it doesn't mean that I want just everything to be plain and simple all the time.

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Speaker 3: Oh, life's too short. You need to have fun, you need to be spontaneous. You need someone who's gonna throw you around in the bedroom, but also at the same time like hold you and kiss you and like rub your back and like move your hair away from your face and tell you, yeah, fucking gorgeous, and like be tender you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: I think most men have not conquered the art of marrying the two worlds.

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Speaker 3: He's out there.

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Speaker 1: This is why, though they it's hard to be a man who's out here looking for a woman. You have to be a mind reader. You have to have all this swag in the world and be a bad boy. But that needs to not like it means a lot of different things. It's like, you want me to be a bad boy. What does that mean? It's like, well, you can't commit crimes, don't cheat on me, and it's like okay, And then you go into like and I need you to be soft with me in the bedroom and he's like, okay, where do you want me to be bad?

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Speaker 2: Then? Where does? It's like, it's just an energy that you put off that you're not a bad boy, That's what it is.

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Speaker 3: It's an energy. It's an energy of like confidence, like I will handle things, you know that when shit hits the fan, like you have that stable rock, not someone that you're gonna have to like step in and be the man. I don't want to be the man.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm so sick of bringing big dick energy into every room.

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Speaker 2: I'm exhausted by it. I can't do it for another second.

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Speaker 1: Same not that I do and in a relationship too because I'll meet someone with that energy. I'm very comfortable in conflict and getting really hyped up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we don't. We don't want that side.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm over it.

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Speaker 1: Lose your phone for a week in Vegas, or let your friends post on it for a night. Let my friends post on it. Ye, losing my phone not good? What exactly are you posting?

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I don't really care what you're gonna show my double chin. Okay, I'm doing that on my own unintentional post.

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Speaker 3: You sleeping, going to the bathroom, taking a bath.

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Speaker 2: Going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like outside, I do want to lose my phone, like.

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Speaker 3: Outside the door, and you're like taking a shit, that would be.

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Speaker 2: That is so foul. Losing my phone for a week. Don't give amber access to any sort of socials that belong to me. Do that. The thing is being on reality TV. I'm like, when I.

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Speaker 3: Saw you eat that chicken wing, baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you did? I did?

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Speaker 3: You were going at it.

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Speaker 1: Micheane called me about that and she's like, I'm so embarrassed because she's so perfect, right, Like she's like even when she was married, she was like I would go down to the lobby to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Mary to her person leave to go to the lobby to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this is wild to me. So she was like, I'm so embarrassed. I was like, I loved it. It was so funny, it was so cute.

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Speaker 2: It was cute too.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad you showed me that scene.

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Speaker 1: Actually, Okay, Bill, your deepest secrets on camera or have someone else do it for you. I'd rather spill it on my own. Heck, yeah, because I'm going to give you a better version.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to give you my version. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm aware of what happened. I don't need someone else to spill my deepest secrets. Get it from the source.

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Speaker 2: I don't have. I don't like much to hide.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know I paid my taxes. Did you pay your taxes?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I paid my taxes. Well, good, then we have nothing to hide.

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Speaker 3: Go on a girl's trip with zero drama or chaotic trip that becomes iconic TV.

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Speaker 2: So I have done both obviously, and.

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Speaker 1: The most recent girls trip that I took to Mexico with uh, we won't include this one because there's no drama when I'm with you, you know, which I love. But this trip to Mexico that I took with Brittany for her birthday and Janet and Michelle, something very sweet came out of it. So now when I think about like a girl's trip with zero drama, I get kind of giddy just at the thought of, like it takes me back to that moment. But then a chaotic trip that makes great TV, which you guys will be really excited for on this upcoming season of the show that I'm not supposed to be talking about.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is. I'm not on a show. What are you guys talking about? What are you talking about? They're both really, really good. I love an iconic trip that is aired on television that's just chaotic as fuck.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: That's on any franchise, though, Like Real Housewives when they go on.

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Speaker 3: T there's always something.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there has to be. There has to be. You're putting all these women together twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 3: More than four women.

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Speaker 2: Shit gets crazy. I feel shit gets crazy.

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Speaker 1: But I have a very soft spot in my heart for a girl's trip where there's no drama and it's effortless.

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Speaker 3: You know, I've never been on a girls trip besides like what we've done.

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Speaker 2: Never you tell me who you want to invite on planning it?

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Speaker 3: Never? I know, Amber, I know, I know it's crazy. I've been thinking. I actually said that to my sister. I'm like, I've never been on a girls trip.

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Speaker 1: That is what fuels your soul, your spirit revives you.

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Speaker 3: That's why I love taking these trips with you, because they're like little fun. You know, we're working, but we're also having fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we need like a real girls trip where it's a not a big group, but just.

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Speaker 3: Going to Miami.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in Miami, this suthing a cute group of girls, and even not if but when we are in partnerships, I find it to be so important that the woman has at least one night a month like out with her girlfriends and has girls trips. And I think it's so important for the dude to have his guys' nights and plan a boy's trip, whether they want to go golfing or whatever the fuck it is that boys do.

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Speaker 2: No hunting or fishing. No, not my guy.

00:21:22
Speaker 3: No, I want to go on a girls trip. It's fun.

00:21:25
Speaker 2: I'm planning it.

00:21:25
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait? All right?

00:21:27
Speaker 2: Well that was exciting.

00:21:28
Speaker 1: I had fun on this, would you rather? Thank you guys for listening to another episode of an Unlikely Affair Amber.

00:21:35
Speaker 2: I love you. Let's go to WrestleMania.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait.

00:21:38
Speaker 2: I can't wait either too, my love.

00:21:40
Speaker 1: All right, thanks guys, Love you, Bye bye