WE ARE BACK TOGETHER! | NONTENDO EPISODE #100

Welcome to Non Tender Podcast, Episode one hundred. Baby. My name is
Would and Bob. Welcome to my podcast. Thanks for having me. Audio
listeners won't know that there's a big old box in front of me. Yeah,
that's your gift. That's you're prasifying because it's person sized. Also,
don't like you. There's some weird energy. There's like something's going on that
I don't know and it's freaking me out. Well, I have a lot
of gifts, so I usually come in here knowing what's happening, and now
I know, Yeah you have no that's your art being accosted. Yeah,
we shouldn't have quit. I have a lot of gifts. Jackson could be
in here. This is a very big possibaction. Scooed. Yeah, he
left today. It could have been a roots. I have coffee. Just
got here. This is going to be a fun, wacky, wild episode.
But I we have a home worker. But I do have a lot
of gifts to hand out, specifically to the new crew, which is those
three men over there divvying up coffee right now. Don't do that. Whatever
you guys are ready for your gifts, let me know whenever you're done.
Sorting out the coffee. You let me know for video and audio listeners.
Everyone excited for a good podcast today. I have a lot of fun wackies
planned a lot of opportunities for us to fight. Okay, oat milk lat
no coffee for Bob. I don't know why, because you also you.
I want to say, you fly people in here now, you put them
up in hotel rooms. I get the l I R O. I'm sorry,
so did your brother? What did you want? Better treatment than the
private jam. I want to thank everybody, both in the room, the
crew, you Bob of course, but everybody watching the show for getting to
episode one hundred with all of us. However much you enjoy the show in
whatever way you've enjoyed it, just thank you so much, and especially if
you've been supporting the show for the last fifteenish episodes, but obviously for the
whole one hundred as well. All Right, I want to hand out some
gifts because I got the crew some gifts. When did you get here?
When did I get Yeah? I bit I live here now because there's a
there's a lot of decoration that's been This is for you. Can you cut
to him? Can you see him? Biscuits look so skewed on the big
pocket, not the other one, the one big pocket. So for for
E, for E, I got him some of my favor my favorite clothing
brand. And I believe you like it too, I hope so, no,
I don't. That's that's for you, Teddy Fresh, Teddy Fresh everybody.
Yeah, it just looked like your style. And then also the toe
bag is sick. Yeah, okay, this this one's for Max. Oh
you shouldn't have Jesus a lot of expensive things over there, and I got
a special noise for this. Oh you do. So. You kept saying
you wanted Nontendo merch. So not only did we grab you nontendo merch,
it is personalized. Max, nintend so much. Yeah. The so that
not the hoodie, but the back of the baseball has your name. Oh
that's cool to show the camera. Look at that. And then and then
the front, the front of the red one has your name. The t
uh huh Yeah, Kim Kim helped me with that much. Oh my god,
look at that. Thank you, guys. And now for you Ham,
I ordered something express shipping and they delayed it. I know. I
put a link in the dock for you to bring it up in the in
the discord so you can see what you got. It's supposed to get delivered
today. Give me a second, because now I'm gonna I'm gonna pull up
the discord to look at my gift. Yeah, I'm sorry that you're just
gonna get to look at it. Where is it? It's the very most
recent thing in the discord. Hold on, picture and picture it. I
just want to make sure that it's not it's fine. Tell me. Can
they hear you talking over there, because if you're muted then it's all dead.
I can hear it. All right, Well I'll show it them.
Okay. So I thought this was really cute. That looks like a sex
thing. It's not a sex thing. It's two it's too led candles that
you can put on other sides of the world and they will react to each
other. You can send messages through them. You can like change the color
of them, and I figured, I know how hard it is through long
distance relationships. It's like a cute, little sweet thing you could. This
is good. This is good because I just booked a flight to go to
England next month. Okay, Well you can bring her or we can I
was gonna ship it to a for you watching right now. But dollar,
if you're watching, send wood some love. But thank you, you're welcome.
I just thought it'd be because if Kim and I had these when we
were apart, I would like change hers in the morning to be like a
cute color, like yeah, you know, I just thought it'd be a
cute thing. Sorry, it's not here, you know, it's nice.
It's I'm happy, thank you. You want me to remove the trigger that
microphone? I want the trigger. I want the trigger to be pressed when
they're talking. Right. So here's here's the thing. It's hard to press
the trigger while I also have my hands on, and it's hard to cut
to yourself to a bit because you never do both. I need six hands
right now. So all right, get the candle off the screen. All
right, Finally I got you a present, this big box. It's in
the room. Yeah, why didn't you? Why didn't you? What do
you think it is a person? Why didn't you go ahead and open it
is? I know Jesus, surrise, you know why did you said Scottish?
Everybody? I didn't believe that. Hello, your nipples are hard as
hell. Fridge dude, was that comfortable we took it took so long,
so long, Like, okay, there's the joke needed to land. I'm
sorry. You could have done that ten minutes ago. Well, you gave
it away, so I needed it to read. The show was like five
minutes late. You kept like bringing me over there and stuff. But was
it worth it? It's funny, Yeah, it was pretty good. I
think I also got you a black and white cook as well. No,
they didn't have it. Well, this is getting worse and worse. I
tried. I tried to get you a black and white cookie, do you
want? I had a muffin you want? I got myself. Thank you
for you. So now you've been Oh it's been great. What's been going
on with you? Hunh oh? So much? Yeah, you had a
lot of free time. Not really, it's been exactly the same as it
was before. M hmm, Well you should just add a podcast back.
How was the podcast? But it's been good. I watched a bunch of
like I started. I was watching them all after I left. I was
keeping up with it and then I would write in the chat and uh,
I think I was trying not to write too much. But then you write
once and then I just feel like I gotta felt like my dad. That's
what my dad does on my podcast. And somebody was like, hey man,
if you're not going to be on the podcast, get out of here.
And then I never talked, right. Yeah, I mean no,
I don't want you to not talking there. But it is funny. I
know, it's like it's like it is, I'm trying too much attention to
myself. I can't well, it is funny just to think that you quit
the show so you'd have more time, but then you sit there every week
watching the show like we doing this stuff. Yeah, no, I get
you. Did you have a favorite episode out of what you watched? I
only watched like the first like three or four, and then I kind of
stopped watching because I felt like I had to. No, it's been really
good, a lot of surprises, a lot of guests really shocked all of
us with how good they fit into the format and how much fun we will
had together. But again, I just a huge thank you to all the
guests for coming out and doing the show, for everybody for staying up with
the show and watching it even once you left. You know, we don't
get as many where as Bob comments anymore. So that's oh that's great,
that's nice. Yeah, you're gonna get that weight. I thought Bob was
back. We get a lot of who's Bob? Now? Yeah, who's
Bob? The new fans don't know who you are. That's great. Okay.
So I have a lot of things planned, like I said, but
there are some news topics that we can't talk about if we even care to
get to those at any point. We do have a special message from some
old friends. That is someone else going to pop out of the no.
I like, I like this, I like this edition. Yeah this is
new today. Uh yeah, we do have a special message if you guys
want to roll that which I haven't seen this yet. I just threw it
into the thing. Oh there it is. What was it called? Oh
that just ended? That was sweet? Like that? That was sweet.
I asked him if they wanted to send in a message, but I had
no idea what they were going to say. I thought they were going to
rise us the whole time. They're a joy. They're too nice. They're
really nice. Check out kitt and Krista, and thank you for sending in
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use it. Be it. Hi, welcome back in Bob. Talk to
them first for a second for I don't know whatever you want. Oh,
it's so good to be back. Look at look at how pretty it's you.
That's one thing that's we did turn the lights. Third, Yeah,
that's your works, that's your old one. That's all. I reused the
as like a throw. Yeah, guys, I'm putting that description info into
the chat right now. He's just texting, No, I'm not okay.
I do have a big another big reveal that I'm revealing now are we ready
to reveal it? Yeah, I'm revealing now. We have new merch I
did durin the break. I was like, get ready, I wanted to
do. I've planned so many things for episode one hundred, and I planned
special Episode one hundred merch. It is a limited drop. You can only
get it for I think that's like a thirty day on it. You have
not told me about this. I have not. I haven't even shown you
after this, After the thirty days, it will never be sold again.
And there are two new merch items. I'm just stalling while I'm waiting for
them to come up. The first one is the non tender thank you saying
that again, it's nice, thank you. The Nontendo one hundred club mesh
polo shirt, so I really want that. It's sick. It's sick.
I really wanted this to feel like an exclusive club shirt, like you'll go
into like a golf club or something and you get like the exclusive shirt.
It is a very high quality shirt. I actually have a blue one here
because initially my plan was to make it blue because I was like, we
have a lot of red merch. We should do a blue shirt, and
so I wanted it to be blue. But then when I saw the blue
and the red next to each other, I was like, I don't know,
the red is just so sick like it just works so well. So
you can feel how heavy that is heavy. It is a really really high
quality. This is because all our merch Afar has been, all our shirt
merchant and sweater merch has been such high quality. I really wanted this to
be high quality too. So that is the first merch item for the one
hundredth episode, a high quality club exclusive shirt, and I'm very excited for
that, but the idea of a bl blue shirt still tiggled me. Pink
ill. So here we have the It's a ball, dude, I'm so
happy. It is so cool. So this is actually I don't have the
frame of it. I'll bring it next episode. But this is actually modeled
after an old Mario comic book strip where it said like bangle or something in
the same font, So it's an old school Mario throwback font for it's a
bonus for the bonus episodes. You don't have to be a Patreon to get
it, but you might have to be a Patreon to get the meme.
I don't know. I don't know if it bled over. Both of these
shirts are a limited drop. You can buy them both together right now and
they'll both ship at the same time when they're done in a month. Okay,
that's everything. And also that that shirt's really high quality too, same
as the other. Looks like a next level shirt. Next level, I
think like the I don't know why I'm saying that. I think it's the
same as our show. That's why. Okay, I can tell by the
take. Yeah did you like those? Yeah? Very nic Yeah? Cool?
All right, So there's that thank you so much links in the description
for those and in the chat. Maybe if we could share them in the
chat, possibly I could share Oh boy boy, howdy? Can we?
So I have another special surprise here in eight minutes, which we might we
might be able to queue up sooner maybe if if they're ready, I could,
I could lead into it. I'll lead into it. So I'm doing
a lot of talking. Yeah, it's your show. Yeah, sorry,
do you want to say anything? We have eight minutes. We'll be playing
games together in a minute. Okay, that's fine, can forget that.
So last week I put out a Google form for everyone watching to fill out.
There was a bunch of things on there, but the main one I
really cared about was who was your favorite guest host? I wanted to know,
out of all the guest hosts, who was your favorite? Can we
we actually have the results on a pie chart? And wait? Should we
bring that? Okay, we bring it up. That's why it's fine.
I was gonna SA should bring it up. I should we call them and
have it be a surprise for the audience. But we're here. So unsurprisingly,
Liz the last, absolutely destroyed round of applause for Liz the last out
of I don't know ten to fifteen guests. Who was that? Out of
ten to fifteen guests, I don't know how many we had in total.
Liz took forty percent of the votes on the chart, thirty four percent of
the votes on the chart, which I kind of expected, but it was
a blowout. I will say that every guest host did get at least like
some votes. The next closest was Scott there was with fifteen percent. That's
not surprising. Kit and Christa with just shy of ten percent. That's two
people. That is two people you gotta split there right, yes, so
they don't there and then cozy kay. Actually our most recent guest who was
an absolute joy as well, was seven percent. But yeah, Liz absolutely
crushed. Yeah, Will got a good chunk. I mean everybody got us
at least a slither, you know. So I would like to call Liz
the last for a couple of reasons. One, I want her to interact
with you, because because a lot of people was like, we have lady
Bob, we found lady Bob, So I want to see those two minds
come together. But also I want to congratulate her and and just thank her
for being on the show. So if you guys could figure that out,
would is she in already? Okay? Oh and we have Cake's do this
first? He Hi? Hello, Hello, Hi, how are you Hi?
I'm great? How are you? Guys? Fantastic? I have something
to tell you that you already know about. You were You were people's choice
for favorite co hosts that we had out of like fifteen co hosts. Please
clap everybody, thank you. You deserve it. You were You were so
incredible. Also, you have some gifts. You have some gifts. Could
you please possibly yell and locate the other human in the house. Yes,
you have gifts in your house right now, but you need the other person
to bring them to you. I have gifts. Yes, Yes, you're
doing this in a really weird I don't know if I'm allowed to say who
lives with you because we didn't talk about it on the episode. Did you
give me a boyfriend? We need like an award? Music? Did it
came all the way from New York? Confusing for me? There's there's,
there's, there is also more. I don't know if it's just not there
yet. Well, he's coming. He said he was bringing something else.
Okay, Oh, thank you so much. It's just so nice. No,
you're welcome. We do this every year for the winner of the show.
Here he comes. Oh it's not it's not here yet. Okay,
that's okay. For the gifts and for thinking of me. This is so
lovely. No, you're welcome. So I don't know if I told you.
I think I might have. But we have like a pie shot of
the votes tallied out of all the guests, and you took forty of the
total votes. Split You're like, yeah, I know that's right. That's
what I like to see. Nintendo, what do you what do you call
your Nintendo people? Non tender? Oh no, I don't know, nontend,
I don't know. We might have workshop that one. Coming on the
show and being on the show. It was such a lovely experience and I
feel like your people have been so good to me ever since. So thank
you. Yeah, the community have seen my episode. I recommend, Yeah,
recommend for sure. Have you met Bob Hi? No, Bob.
It was some big shoes, you know, and a definitely nerve wracking coming
on. But I hope I lived up to the expectations that you were voted
what number one? So yeah, I think you definitely lived up to the
expectations exactly. Wasn't in the vote for the Nintendo podcast? What about it
is present? I have a present? You have a present? Wait,
how is there someone in the room. No, it's not an in person
gift, but it is for you would and for the Nintendo crew. I
just wanted to come on here and announce that I am officially for being a
twenty dollars patron and having my name in the credits of this Well, I
don't know if I can do it for this episode because it's like pre it's
charge free, charged it pre rended. But for episode one on one,
that guys, I mean episode one on one. How about how about to
make it up to you? For episode one on one, it's just your
name that scrolls by. Okay, all right, I'll have to run it
by the other twenty dollars patreons, but I think they'll be okay with it
for the episode. Are you a twenty dollars as well? Scoop? How
many other twenty dollars patreons we got in the house? Oh? How many?
Is that? I think just one other? I think it's an exclusive
club. Oh yeah, interesting. Speaking of which, I'll have to send
you a one supporter on this show right now. I mean, you did
you did fla into do one episode. That's pretty big support. You know
who you know who didn't? He did do that and he sat in the
box for ten minutes. That's true. That's true. That's true. Liz.
Thank you so much for everything you're like. I consider you part of
this show now. I really wish we could do more together. I mean
I was kind of hoping your special gift announcement was that you were moving to
Brooklyn. To be honest, Ah no, that would be so wonderful,
but unfortunately, no, you should just come move to sunny southern California.
You know what, Kim would great. We'll talk about it. Liz,
thank you so much. We love you, We appreciate you, thank you,
thank you for having me have a great one hundred, one hundred episode
show. Yeah, thank you all Nontendo viewers. You guys are so awesome.
I am so honored. I feel like we should be playing the music.
Okay, bye, queen bye. Let me know when the cookies get
there. Cookies. Yeah, I tried to buy you a cookie. It's
worse. The whole thing giving Max's power was not okay, Like I'm just
I'm just saying I like it. And these microphones are all on, right,
Let's just leave them all on. Let's just leave them all on for
today because I'm just worried that you guys on getting picked up. Yeah,
okay, let me let me check my list here, all right, points
for the day, general fun and games that seems to be happening. Revealed
two new shirts on the store. Done cake and decorations. This is why
check decorations. Check cake. I'm hungry cake, I could eat so this
is a special cake custom made by Yeah, sure, who is it made
by? So? My friend has a bakery in uh in, uh near
like upstate New York. It's called flower Power. You came with me,
I've been there. Her name is Lauren. You brought some right right right?
Yeah. They make awesome cakes and yeah, I'll show the cake on
screen, but there they're awesomest. Please don't drop it looks so wobb Please
don't drop the cake. I'm not gonna get behind it. We need al
we need like a Do you take pictures of it? Wa? Yeah,
you can't see the one hundred episodes? It says one hundred episodes. Have
you got a picture of it? Can I take a picture of it?
You should get behind it? Happy? But they happy? But they,
Oh my god, we did it. Can you come back to this one
for wait? Did you have to focus it? It was? We saw
it before it was one hundred. We saw It's fine. I'm gonna like
this. Mm hmmm hmm. Happy one hundred episodes to you? Happy,
one hundred episodes to you? Happy one hundred episodes. There's no there's no
rhythm. Oh that's the issue. I couldn't figure out what the melody was.
Who's up him me? Now you do it? Yeah, let's go
together now kiss. We also we also have I'm gonna go on with Mike
and just say. We also have today's Max's birthday hairday. Happy birthday,
Dear Max, birthday to anymore? It's what's I say on that? Happy
birthday? Max? Do you feel special? I feel very thank you.
Guys, you're welcome. Sure you want some cake, maybe like a little
before there's more cupcakes and then all right, let's get to our first activity
while this is happening. There's a reason why these are here. Do you
remember when we used to hang out and we would play games on this show
and we would slip on ease and we would give answers. This is much
better. Yeah, we've upgraded a little because now we have very loud buttons.
They probably aren't loud to now. Do you remember when dear Hannah,
who we love so well, who couldn't join us sadly today for she has
prior engagements, Yes, when she would make it soundbites engagements of I don't
want to go, yeah, I don't want to ride, when when it
was just valid, I would have given her a gift. Uh, where
she would get sound bites and we would like guess what they were and what
they were from. We're doing that, I think, right? Yeah,
yeah, Max has prepared a ton of sound bites for us to play.
Remember being bad at this? Yeah, well, usually it was like I
would win by the music. Remember we almost did a music one. Oh,
this is music. We did sound bites, remember, because there was
like a Mario It was a Mario spring like music because we saw John carkright
or whatever it did. Yes, and we were both like, we can't
do incapable of doing this. I'm really bad at the music one. Yeah,
so I guess that's what we're gonna do. Wow, this is okay?
Is this red velvet? G the Oh? Yeah, we should have
said it's red velvet because red. We get it. It looks like red
belt Nintendo. What about it, there's red Nintendo. Everything around here is
red. All right, let's let's play the game. Lo, this is
not the tiniest little pieces the tall cake Bob play the opening Q music jingle
you made for this segment that I don't know I could. I could just
make I guess sing as a song. This one's a little late, but
I can do this. One good enough, not the theme for the segment.
Yeah, then you go cool? All right, are you ready?
Are we ready? Yeah? I do this one because I think this might
be the easiest, this one. Okay, all right, we're gonna play
it. It's it's less it's less than someone someone keeps scoring too. We're
say the name of the game. Yes, it's the name of the game.
I tried to make it as easy as possible. So ninety percent of
these are themed songs. If they're not the theme song, they're like the
most recognizable song of the specific game. Oh you guys have Little Cupcake.
But also that's all retro, nothing new. That's me, you know,
as I'm getting older. Retro is you know, could be like fucking Xbox
three sixty. But it's not that. It's not that recent. It's like
back then three sixty. All right, all right, Yeah, we'll go
for that one. Yeah, here it is. We'll play it, and
we'll play it and then if you guys need it again, let us know.
I'm ready to win. But that's it. Yeah, yeah, crash
bandicoot, Yes, a buzz Should we hold it to the mic or something?
No? Do I have to wait for you to like queue me in
after I buzz. Yeah, how would he eat his cake if he was
going to hold it up against the mic? Well, I didn't expect us
to be eating cake at the game time. This is the best time to
play games. This cake is very good, all right? So one one
for all right. I'm also getting serious by putting that you choose. Just
make sure that they say one second, all right, three two one.
I'm going to be so bad at it again. Castlevania. Way, wait,
wait, wait, wait, come on. Oh, I know you
got it. I do feel like I've heard it, but I have no
idea. I know you guys got hey, hey, remember this microphone?
You made this for me? I have I gotta give you a bottom for
this one more time. You get me a bottom. You can be my
bottom. Oh what is it? I I have it? He can be
my top? Oh, donkey kong? No? What now? What?
What? What is that? What is she doing in that sound bite?
It's the theme song Are you still not good with the rules? That's the
whole theme song. No, I did one second of the theme song.
You want me to play the whole I did not know that's what we were
doing. I thought it was a sound bite from the one second it's harder.
Yeah, all right, let's try this one. This one's easy,
This one's easy, this one. You guys got this one? Oh,
this is the whole song. Never mind, I think I think I didn't
hit it hard enough because I told the exact same. I was like,
wait, do I know you? You? You got? That's the song.
It's so easy and so obvious, and I've played this game and for
some reason I can't get it. You can't get it. No, I
know as soon as you say it, I'm gonna be upset doom. Yes,
yeah, okay, wonder one. All right, Yeah, see,
I'm not good at this because I hear it, but my brain doesn't associate
trivia. Everything just goes right out the window right now. You're not smart?
Are ready? That sounds like donkey Kong? Wait? Which donkey Kong?
If I had to pick one, you said retro, So don'key konges
that's too for right. I would say country, just based on you got
it and and the bonus half score for country. No, no, no,
all right, Kim's keeping school. Ump me up a couple of we
can do an extra if you know what's good for you if they if they
get this is a level, right, yeah, okay, well we'll give
you the extra point for this one if you get the level as well as
the actual game Mario Ice Ice World. No, all right, here we
go, Green Hill Zone Original Sonic. He says, bomb, get two
points, get two point. Yeah, I love the game. It's like
we never left. Whoever, we should do a podcast, all right?
Whoever wins is the new gonna stop throwing? All right? Are we ready?
Three? Two? One? Metal Kit? No? Try again again?
That was really short. I'll throw a guest out there, Golden Eye.
This is like to I'll give you that one. So I think I
think I know based on the so close, but you want to try.
I think we both got it wrong, so we should just call it perfect
dog. I was gonna all right, don't give him a point for that.
Give me give me a point. I got what. This is what
we had fights over last time, this ship. Why do you think we're
doing it again? I got the point. Okay, I will pick another
one. Everything okay over there, Yeah, okay, all right, making
sure you're back in the room. Oh hit me again, I was you
know this one? Would I know? Oh yeah, it's just which one?
I mean, I don't want to give you an Okay, I'm gonna
I assume it's Zelda. Oh, it sounds like something could be z Elder.
I know this one. That's that's all I know. That's my one
thing that's not you. We've talked about it on the show. We talked
about a lot of things on this show. We talked about how we wipe
our asses on this show. You do you do that? I just like
and then it gets itchy? Can I get more? Can we get more?
Like a couple of seconds of it? We could go back and give
you a couple of seconds of it. Just this. I mean, it's
one No, I mean, this is a hurdle extreme right now. That's
kind of cool. I like that. It's gonna start right away, hands
of the ready as soon as you get it. Oh my god. Yeah,
never heard it in my life. I hate you. I actually hate
you. I mean, it's like, it's obviously not Yes Mario RPG.
It's not Nintendo Castlevania. This is Luigi's mansion. Luigi's Mansion three super mansion,
no idea. Oh, I would never never. I haven't played,
I haven't played seven, I played Rebirth and remade. I don't listen to
the music. I'ma I bet it sounds a little different than that. You
feel like how it used to be? All right, no, no,
So if you don't get the one second, we'll play the song and whoever
gets it half point. So Jackson gets a point for that one. Saxon
gets one game stop point. Let's try. Let's try this one. This
is this is Nintendo. I'll give you guys that much. We know that
this one that's Doun, the scary Luis's Mansion. I'm not actually guessing.
Come on, guys, Castlevania, I'll get rid of Nintendo. No.
I thought this was going to be sound bites, is it? It's just
fine. I'm not good at this. Who cares? I guess I didn't
loaded this one. Oh damn the whole thing for this one. Okay,
to do it with your mouth. Everybody's warrior Ware. Oh I would never
have got that. Everyone in the chat knows fucking one little second warrior Ware.
Everybody in the chat. It's obviously warrior Also, you can get an
extra point. I get the level. Okay, okay, ready, I'm
gonna go for the one point first. I think I know that was my
fart getting out of bed this morning. Double O seven Yeah, gold and
I oh ship, it's the it's the watch. Do you want to take
a stab at? It's a level, it's I don't know the game.
I don't know the level names, kill, shooting level, damn fuck facility.
I mean three. Kind of cool that I got that, though,
Sure, come in there, come on, you know to give that to
me? All right, here we go, Ready, one baby, the
world? World's all right? Okay, well that's cheating, so it's not
cheating, he bleeds Mario. Zelda, can I hear it again? I
just knew you were going to play Zelda, so I chimed in. Oh
that's all greener time. No, no, no to the past. No
wait here, let me let me hit it again. Famously known for the
chords for GameCube win Waca. Yeah, just one point at one point.
No, it's it's four to three. Pretty cool that I got that,
though, actually not at all. It's four and a half happens Wait,
I got a half. You suck because it's an over world. That's the
easiest one you could have given me. Oh come on, come on,
guys, your hand's not ready. I don't know what. Hit me again?
One more time? Give it to me. I'm gonna save pick many
third times a charm, try to finish? Got it? Castlevania, I
don't know. Sounds fun, though, I'd play it. I love I
love this small little here's a sound you just made. Actually, Stoma told
Max made this exceptionally harder for both of you. I mean we have points
on the board. Yeah, yeah, that one you're playing Valerie tonight.
Yeah, okay, I got a goal before you leave. Oh oh shoot
right, no, stop fucks got it? Pokemon Red and Blue? Why
I was gonna do this that? I love? How confident? Just so
you know, everybody like that was listening to me do this. They were
like, oh this is too easy. Yeah, when you see the title
and the names of the things, Yeah, no, this is this is
tricky hobbub. I mean, like fifty, if you play the game,
then you know it. If you don't play the game, you know you
don't know. Pokemon what Red and Blue? Never heard of it? All
ready? A little bit? That's a fighting one. It's any ass I'll
try, Ninja guid. I want to give a hand, but it's going
to give it away. I think give me a hint. I haven't guessed
yet. Somebody who was on this podcast would be very happy. I think
I know it, but I want to give it chance. Mm hmm.
Liz the Last Animal crossing, Megan Man No, Castlevania all wrong. I
have no idea punch out. That's him that's making it sound. Uh so
it's a wrestling game Final Fantasy seven. Oh Battle Tots. Yeah, smack
on the red. You're okay, I'll hear about that later. Well how
did you get so ahead? Baby? How many are left? I think?
Wait, this is the last one? Okay, two or three more
already? Oh that's when you when you click on something on Windows ninety five.
Yeah, I know what it is. Oh wow, it's like changing
every time that wow wow wow zero. It's why is it different every time?
It's not? Sometimes it's wow, sometimes it's wow wow. I think
it was. It was a little. It was like a give me the
gimme clean. I'm just so funny, is it or is it? Wow?
Wow? You're asking all these questions as if you're gonna get it that
whole thing. If we have this one scoot look at me. I feel
like they won't know this already. Yeah, we're gonna play the whole thing.
Sorry, I guess, yes, the guests we have a connection Castlevani.
I hope Castlevane is on there. Oh my god, somebody the chats
are you got earth bound? That's a good guess. But that's pretty good.
Sounds like bound. I never heard this before in my life. No
me though often cool. I feel like, but these are all the instruments
song. Yet I have zero idea with this. Listen, it's beautiful.
Let it, let it soak into your soul. Oh right, that's funky.
You might like this game. Oh I I never heard this before.
Someone was making here it goes ready, h Bob's back episode one hundred,
Throw it down zero, eat some cake, one hundred. That's it.
He was trying to form a connection with you on this one. He was
trying to do some echo location. Oh Echo the Dolphin never played it.
I did play the Dolphins. I played good games. Echo the Dolphins sucks.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, we haven't got a point in a
minute. It's getting hard whenever. Let me know when it's the last one.
This one's worth three points. Oh I like that. We do a
couple, do we? I don't think we can do this one, and
this one's not. No, you know what this one can? We did
that, We did that. We definitely that one. Okay, we can,
we can what would spy? Okay, yeah, we'll do this one.
Is that a link to the past? Close? But no idea?
Can I hear it again? It's nice, it's pretty thing of time?
Yes? What what? I don't? I don't care any guess I guessed,
Oh I didn't guess. You guessed and then you guessed whatever. But
it's fine. I would never have got it. Where does that? What's
that come from? What part of the game is that? I thought this
was theme songs? So that's the theme song of the game. The version
of this song, it's different in Australia. No, it's not. That's
not that's not the version I play. It's not the title screen song.
I don't think it is. I'm yes, I am listening to these like
the game is loading up and you're you're hitting the song. They've all just
been songs that I don't know, these theme songs. Can I hear the
Can I hear the whole song? Can I hear the whole song? Give
me the whole song? For this one specifically, you want to hear the
whole day. Yeah, I said that, I know. Where's Where's what
the what did you play this part of ship? I thought it was the
first, like second of the song. I don't, I swear to God
at the start of this you said it's the first couple of seconds of each
song. It hasn't been the first Castlevanium. Give me. I got this
because it's my favorite game of all time. Yeah, you love it.
Give me the like I don't care. Give me the last one. This
one's for a thousand points. Next time I'm gonna make them. This one's
This one's for ten points. I have something if you guys want to do
what wants this to be the last one. This is the end all,
be all for all the beads. Well, how many do you have left?
This is the last one? All right, it's for all the beads.
Why I want the something else as well? If you have something planned
this this this is for the competition, and then we'll do a bonus.
It's remember that I do Oh, I know that he hit me? MAYBEEP
doctor Mario no castle Vanni a joke? Who has gotten old? Sir?
Yeah, it's all the little viruses coming down. Hit me again with the
virus one. This one. It's like a vibrus slap duke nukem close so
close close, just kidding. It's actually the opposite of a Right, we're
gonna give you this one, and then Max is gonna do his bonus,
all right, and then but it's it's it's Kirby. Never played it,
Kirby who now never played it, never heard of it, can't I hate
Kirby sucks all right, distract for a little bit, aka, I never
even heard made to distract. Hey, man, I'm good. How how
is your New York? Then? So who now music? Oh? I
thought you were naming a person named Mary. I was like, that's an
interesting last name. Oh my god, Hey can you bring up? Can
you bring up? Wait? Wait wait wait, never mind you talk.
I'm sorry, Oh dare I I'll just get back to eating my cake.
Oh, we've said yes a thousand times. Yes, it's good, It's
very good. This is a real song in the Mario funt. Huh,
you can guess this song? Oh god, this is gonna be in the
Mario funt. I don't know songs. It's a very meme song. I
don't understand. It's a song. This is a real song, a real
a song that's not as opposed to a fake song. It's being played in
the engine of Marri sixty four. You know how there are instruments in the
world. The instruments are a Nintendo sixty four. Okay, why is it?
I don't know. You know how you can cover a song on guitar
that's not normally played on guitar. Yeah, imagine instead of a guitar,
it's a Nintendo sixty four. Like they got the cartridge and they're like,
yes on the plastics. Yep, Okay, cream cheese is good? What
the hell? All right? You ready? Ray's OULTI have been baby to
me, closer to me or ever louder? Yeah, make me make me
louder. I'm ready. All right, I'm playing it. Wheezer? Great?
What's the song? Buddy, Holly Jesus? I didn't know. I
didn't know we had a game. They played it on the cartridge. They
were in the cartridge. I'm excited, Okay, all right, Bob wins.
Yeah, that was a fun game. Because I won, he gets
to be the new host of the podcast. Moving forward, give me the
PayPal password. Oh it's empty. I booked a lot of guests. Oh
yeah, this is great. You had a good time, had a good
time. It's over. Can you bring up the sick Master Sword in the
Dark. So last night I was just vibing, chilling maxim relaxing, sitting
on the couch outside of the pool. That's the lyrics. What's the song?
How does that go? He did it shooting outside but outside, Oh
by the pool is what I thought. He had a pool, a couple
of guys. No, he just started making well yet he inherited a pool
in the wheel. Hey, here's the sword in the will Smith. That's
a cool sword. I saw this on Twitter and I was wondering if you
would care because you have fourteen of these? No, I do, I
have a lot. You got me a cool one too. I was just
chilling Max and relaxing by the school. I'm allowed to go by there anymore
people and they Kip messaged me, Kip Savient and he was like, I
did a lot of people like at you under it? And I had never
seen it. Kip texting me and he was like, hey, I just
bought the Zelda sword from game Stop and I was like the what to the
hoot of the Hut? And I immediately bought it, this replica of the
sword from Breath of the Wild and it's like two hundred dollars and it's real,
it's like metal. And even Forbes did an article on how nice it
is. Can you get some? Like zuomis, can you get some?
Mike cat at three am in the morning and he wants a can zoomis,
Yeah, it's a whole thing, like it's sick. I just wanted to
show it for anyone that hasn't seen it. If they want to get it,
you want one, I don't have anywhere to put that. Well,
we could fight you, yeah, we could fight to the death, to
the to the death. No, it's really cool almost. I just wanted
to show everybody because yeah, you know that's cool. Yeah. They referred
to it as a proplica. That sounds gross. It sounds discussed well,
But let's get some gaming topics in here before we move on to on next
the game. Does that sound good with you? Sure? Man? Did
you hear about the Breath of the Wild remaster that might be coming a switch
to? Uh? No? So I did? I did hear about them?
Showing at Games Calm. Yeah, last year to and they were showing
Breath of the Wild. Yes, four K six, Yes you did hear
about that. I guess it's Oh. I thought there was more news that
I haven't heard yet. There is, but that plays into it. So
recently E we were having a debate on the podcast about whether or not Nintendo
would repackage and resell Breath of the Wild as like a remastered HD kind of
thing, or if you would just stick the game cartridge in and it would
just work. That's how it should be. That's how it should be.
Well, there is a leak. Can you bring up the article please.
I don't know if it's even a leak. An iconic Zelder is being remastered
for NINTENDA switched to now I read this, I'm going to paraphrase it.
Essentially, they found in the code something about a game that's coming and it
has the same code name that Breath of the Wild did before it was released,
Like internally in Nintendo it's like king something. I don't know it's in
there somewhere, but essentially it seems like something new is being made and it
has the same code name that Breath of the wild had and I think there
might be more in there, but I think an internal code name that's the
same as weird. Yes, that sounds like a patch. Let's read it.
Some times I like rush through because I can't be bother trying to strain
my eyes to have chat GPT summarize articles for me. How'd that go go?
And ever do that? I was gonna say, we could try it,
but it does not work. M Oh god. I had it and
then it like loaded an ad and it like shoved me. Although we don't
know yet if it'll be offered as a paid upgrade or a whole new standalone.
One leaker has put more emphasis on this rumor by claiming that Nintendo have
a project with the code name you King. Oh. Why is this relevant?
That's because Birth of the World's original internal code name was none other than
you King, and Nintendo often adds suffixes so fixes to any ports and remasters.
So the fact that Breath of the World was code named you King and
this is you King Oh, people are thinking always a suffix, and usually
that means a remake or a remaster, and it ties back into the thing
of games. Colm, why were they showing off Breadth of the Wild in
four K sixty on the switch. This scares me because I'm always of the
mind that they're going to try to make sure that you're going to be able
to play your old games on a new thing. I agree, but having
a remaster like that is a little scary. But I guess it's like having
the Last of Us PlayStation three. I don't know, you can't you couldn't
play that. Well, well, they have the Last of PlayStation four and
then they remastered it again. But you can still play the PlayStation four to
one on the plata. Yeah, I think it'll be the same. You'll
still be able to play Breath of the Wild. I'm assuming you got to
pay sixty dollars if you want to play it in four Well, here's here's
where we can get into some conversations. It'll probably be seventy. Yeah,
knowing the tender, that's true. But also what if they did what I
think the Last of Us did? I might be wrong. Here where if
you already have the base game, you can upgrade for ten dollars and you
can get the remastered you just put in your old game. Pay that ten
bill dollar fee, you get access to to be fine. That would be
fun fun, I'd be okay with that. Yeah, So then you would
you would have a situation where you could just get the original Breath of the
Wild cup put it in your switch to without buying the upgrade. I would
assume the frame rate would be better by default because the switch is able to
do a little more, but other than that, you're probably not going to
get much more out of it than the switch could do. Or you could
buy or upgrade to Breath of the World remaster. That'd be great. It
would be a greatreat way to do. I also would like if they gave
it the treatment that they gave Twilet Princess and Winwaker, where they kind of
like, I don't know how much in that game is there is to fix,
but you could add a couple of things. You could put the whole
game flip mirror mode. That'd be cool. You could add like a I
don't want to say, like a dungeon, but shrines. Maybe you could
you could say, like, hey, with like one hundred new shrines in
Breath of the Wild, that would be sick, yeah, or maybe like
I don't know, yeah, they'd be too wacky to do, like Zelder
as a playable character instead the whole game's red Moon. The whole game is
blood Moon. Yeah. Yeah, I should look at some of the hacks
that people do and be like, yeah, this is what this is how
people play. So would you would you if it was seventy would you buy
a Breath of the Wild rematch? No? I'm not playing that game really.
Yeah, I no interest in going back into that game. Imagine you
would, because that's a good street I would. I wouldn't imagine this would
be really sick, though, I feel. Imagine switch to launch day,
we start thinking about launch titles. I have this theory that the new Mario
cuts the launch game for the next time. It's not a bad theory.
Now, imagine we get a new Mario cut, but same day we get
Breath of the Wild remastered and it's in four K sixty. That is a
big possibility, because they need to have either a Mario Riselda at launch or
else it's not gonna be anywhere near as big as the original. And if
they just released the same game that they released on the Switch with the switch
launched, huh, that's a pretty safe bet. Yeah, I think that
would be really cool. I Actually, I'm envisioning this lineup with those two
games and maybe even Final Fans seven remake on the Switch day one launch day.
That's like the big third party game on the console, because there's so
many rumors about it running on the switch To already. Yes, Square I
think just said that they're making stuff for the Switch family of consoles. That's
a good jumping point to something else I wanted to talk about, So we
I'll separate it and say that we have already heard that Final Fantasy seven remake
is running on the switch To and this is a leak, and it runs
like the PlayStation five version. This is just a leak. It would probably
seven. I believe it's happening. But we did just here as well that
Square Enix is ditching PlayStation or looking to ditch them, and they want to
release their games everywhere. It kind of lines up perfectly to get that on
launch day with the Switch. Yeah. If Square is going to go anywhere,
it would be Nintendo. They don't give it. Yeah, how cool
it would be to get Final Fan I mean, I guess we got Crisis
Core recently. Final is Final Fantasy remake or any of them on PC?
Yes? Not rebirth we make well, then yeah, then it's not unreasonable
to think that it would run similarly on a switch too. I love having
someone here again to back me up on my wild, wild rumors and shots
in the dark, because so often with guests I'll like throw it out and
I'll be like, oh, that would be cool. Yeah. I like
the theory craft No. I think it's cool to like kind of envision a
perfect launch, but also using what we know in the leaks we've heard as
like a backing to all of that. Yeah, I still think that the
switch to is gonna launch, and they're gonna really try to ride hard on
the fact that some of your games will transfer over, or if not all
of them, so you'll be able to you already have a huge library of
games when you get the thing. I know you talked about the magnetic joy
cons on your podcast with Will. How do you feel about that? So
my initial theory there was that they're not actually magnetic, it's just some weird
translation an error, and it's actually just Hall effect sticks. We talked about
that, but I I think that there's more details now where it might actually
are you whipping your cockup? I'm getting really warm. I gotta take this.
It is a little hot. I'm starting to sweat. Oh hey that
I know that shirt good. Sure that wasn't supposed to be a reveal.
I actually forgot I was wearing the under Yeah my skin. He is he
is like this, he is hot. Anyway. I think there's more news
now that it might actually just be straight up magnetic. I think the way
that it's magnetized is uh, it's it's not like an electro magnet. It's
like where you put a charge through it and it switches the polarity. So
it snapped it off, so it doesn't need to constantly have electricity flowing through
it, so it'll just it'll literally just snap on. An when we were
talking about this last week, did you see that handheld? We brought it
up to bring it up again, but there's already yeah, there's already a
magnetic Jorge, I didn't know those were magnetic. H yeah, I have
no idea. They were like moving on. I got twenty dollars towards one.
I pre ordered it and then forgot. They in the video they were
moving them towards the joy cunt and then they went and they like snapped on
sick. So they're supposedly the way that this is going to magnetize. They
are really strong. But if it's just a regular old magnet, that would
be good. I'd imagine the PMAX portal probably isn't that great. No,
it's probably not. It did look cool, though. Why are you laughing
over that? Somebody wrote Nintendo podcast episode Gone Sexual? What is like?
That's we gotta use that? At that? At that? At that not
done? We got to use that? Wait? Do I have to apologize
in a YouTube video after I used that? It's okay, I took that
down quick. What's that from? It's Mario sixty four and it's the thwump?
Tell you I know see sound bites I can get it is. Oh
no, it's not, it's not it's Mario fotting. What's he doing?
I did think it was the thromp too, but you know it is.
Yeah, when you hit a wall or you lose a couple of health points
by falling. See how big I've got? He's so big, dude?
Jack? Wow, I put something in here about an n Vidio handheld that's
competing with switch Did you I put this in here? You don't know about
that I put it in here for you. I do not know. Do
you want to talk about it? Yeah? I want to know about it.
Tell me all about it. So I don't even know. I was
hoping you would know. That's interesting because everybody's been saying for years that the
next switch is going to have the tag for two chip, which is an
end video chip. Yeah, so the switch one has end video. Yeah,
so if N video is directly trying to compete against the switch, that'd
be crazy. A lot of these other handhelds are you using a MD that's
a good point. Yeah, So I don't know where to begin reading this
article because there's quite a lot here. Well, yeah, what are they
gonna How are they gonna? AMD is dominating the gaming handheld windows and the
s OC that'd be wacky. Well, what's happening over then we need to
get ad block on that thing. So Media Media Tech is also working on
a gaming handheld s OC with Nvideo GPU as Jensen is frustrated by nintender and
he sees a good market potential. So N Video did the shield and then
that felt miserable. They stopped doing it, except I think it was big
in China because they didn't really have game consoles at the time. Uh,
that failed, and then they put the tegra in the Nintendo Switch, and
then Antenna Switch was massively successful, and then the Steam Deck came out and
all these other consoles came out, and then video was like, fuck,
now's the time tim to get into handheld? So that's sounds like something they
would do you. Yeah, is it gonna be windows though? That's interesting?
Why what is all this giggling and snickering over here? We're trying to
host a serious show here. What are they saying? I just want George
Fox to know he's my favorite? I think George, I'm sorry? What
did we call them? Non tender? Non tenders? Is chut thirsting after
me right now? Because of how sexy I've got? You showed muscle Bomb
showed skin. I mean, really, at the end of the day,
what is this we should kiss? Do you want to talk about this more?
They seem to Okay, that's just kiss, that's all there is.
That's fine, that's fine. There. I was wondering, I just want
to know if it's Andrew, if they're gonna say I don't know what media
tech usually is because I don't think they've it, doesn't I haven't heard about
them making anything that would be a windows Yeah. I don't even know who
they are. I've heard of Media Tech, but I don't remember what they
do. I need the I need the TikTok clip. Let's talk about four
K sixty, Bob, are you do you think they'll have four K sixty
the next switch? Because Wood is convinced. I don't know. I I'm
back and forth on it. I think that they said that they got Zelda
running four K sixty. That's the latest rumors. So it would have to
be docked to do that. But yeah, no, I mean, my,
my, my, whole theory. I've talked about it a bunch and
you can see you can't. I mean, these freaking like the steam deck
can do it. Yeah, you know, so I run it by you
here, take these. So. My theory is the nd video shield has
AI up scaling to full K. Yeah, the switch to is going to
have an end video chip. My theory is that handhand it'll probably be seen
eighty who knows. But if you dock it either the switches chip internal will
AI upscale to four K using you know, the power's drawing from the dock
to do that, or the DOC will have something in it. I think
this is less likely, but the DOC will have something in it that will
AI upscale it or throw it into four K. It won't be true four
K, but it will clean up the image on a four K TV,
so that for the next eight years, as we move into what will probably
be eight K TVs by the tail end of it, we won't have ten
ADP resolutions blown up on our TVs, which seems like a given to me.
I think that it's got to be a higher resolution than Tenay. Yeah,
at the bare minimum, it has to be at least fourteen to forty
P on TV. I think there's zero shot the DOC will have anything going
on in there. The dock's going to be a dumb, little stupid DOC,
just like the DOC that we have now. Okay, it is possible
that there will be a special chip in the switch to that has some sort
of DLS upscolling or something, because that's what Nvidio uses. I think that
there's very little chance that Nintendo's going to even try to bother with it.
I think that's possible that it's there. I think that Nintendo might not give
a shit about. You know, the a thing I think in the favor
and I agree with you one hundred percent everything you said to play Devil's Advocate.
I think the only thing in the favor of the dock being able to
do more is it is a piece of this console. It's part of it
all. And we saw over this generation of the switch the dock was kind
of a throwaway. They stopped selling it at some point separately. Yeah,
that really baffles me. It was like hard to get. Yeah, like
people want more than one. I know it. It'd be really cool,
like like what if you're like a way at college. You have one dock
in your door, one dock and home, but you couldn't just buy a
second dock. Yeah. I had a hard time with that, and I
ended up buying another switch eventually and that solved my issue. But why do
you need a dock at all? Here's the thing. If you have capabilities
in it that do more than just a switch does, like you need one
if you want to put it on TV at four K. It kind of
gives the dock a little bit more purpose or a little bit of a reason
to buy it. Or you do the Nintendo thing and you just make it
proprietary for no reason. Yeah yeah, yeah, I was just playing Demo's
ap which sucks like it shouldn't be proprietary. My biggest hope for the switch
too is that it uses the power delivery protocol that every freaking cell phone and
laptop uses, so you can just use any charger with it and it won't
explode your switch. And hopefully it'll have something that's a little more universal for
docking too, because the steam deck can plug into any dock. Oh it
can. Yeah, I plug it into my switch duck. You can't do
that as a third party. You were using a third I ripped my front
off. No, I meant to say switch charger. I plug it into
my switch charge. Oh yeah, that could ruin your steam deck. Oh
well I've done it a lot. Yeah, don't keep doing that. Well,
I keep losing the steam deck one. Sometimes I use the rug out
one. That's fine. Those two. You can my steam deck to use
a switch because the switch does not use the power delivery protocol that every other
device uses. You own weird one. I assumed it was like underpowered.
Uh it is, but that wouldn't hurt my steam deck, right, Uh,
it does weird shit that is just not safe. Really, you could
do it, but just don't do it all of the time. Oh I
do it all the time. Yeah, it does stop. Okay. I
have heard people ruining their Steam decks, specifically with the with the switch dock.
So what's your start solid guess on the switch having four K sixty?
Like, where do you land with? If I had, if I had
to bet money, I would say that doc it will be capable of four
K sixty, but almost no games will do it. See see see the
amount of people I've had on that. The only reason I'm saying that is
because of the rumors of the Zelda yeah mind closed doors. Well, if
I never heard about that, I would say fourteen forty p. I have
more reasons, but that was a big one. The amount of people that
think I'm insane because they're like even the PlayStation five and the Xbox one X
can't do four K sixty. They can like they can? Like or does
this is I'm not saying every game is going to be true four K sixty.
The rumors are saying that this is gonna be PS four levels of power.
Yeah, but so much time has passed since then. Yeah, technology
works way differently now, so it's gonna be power Like even the Steam Deck
again can do four K sixty, So why wouldn't this be able to do
that? No? I agree. Also, you think about like a console's
lifespan, like the Steam Deck can do it really well, don't interrupt me.
Forgot, I forgot, I'm kidding. Keep going. That's like I
feel bot I was kidding. You think about a console's lifespan like the PlayStation
four, right, think about the games, have some cake. I will
think about the games that came out on launch and how they look kind of
crappy compared to games near the end of the console. The reason for that
is because developers sort of learned how to use the hardware and so they can
push it further. So Last of Us looks a lot better than like Metal
of Honor, like whatever came out, you know what I mean. So
now by getting a PlayStation four level thing, but from day one, they'll
be able to push it and do things with it that we were getting at
the end of PlayStation four. But also, like you said, it's not
an exact one for one, maybe it can do more. Apparently at place
on seven at PlayStation five levels. Well you've played like you know, like
you keep saying, how your like PC can do like so much like everything
except edit in premiere. For some reason, I was I was editing in
Windows and I wanted to kill myself. It sucks. It sucks so much.
How do you preview video files? Like? If you just want to
look through your like SD car to look at video files, how do you
do that? I loaded up separately in Windows. What do you mean preview?
Like you just want to You have a folder full of video files?
How do you look at them? I don't know, click on them and
then with media player they I don't know what? What is it? What
I don't understand? Here's an SD card full of videos? Find me the
one where I'm showing my my chest. Oh I I wouldn't use press for
that, right, So how would you do it? How would you go
Explorer and I would click through in voc media player and be like, that's
the one VLC is the answer I was looking for? Yeah, okay,
yeah. On Mac you hit space war and it opens it up and then
you go no action action XT. Okay, that's it. That's nice for
Max, it's awesome. Yeah, So what anybody use Windows. Oh,
so your issue isn't about Premiere. It's about Windows. It's about Windows most
specifically, but also Premiere. How that works with it? Mac can't play
Valerie, It can't. It definitely could if they tried. Well they can't
right now, it can't right now? Well, what the where are we?
Episode one hundred? Do you regret it? Oh? You have your
your computy, you love your computing. Everything plays really nice on your computer,
my computing? Yeah, which one you take your computing? Yeah?
What's a game you like playing on a star not Starfield? No? I
have you play it? It looks so good. Sideby's on my compute.
How does it look on your Steam or your RG ally? Oh like poopies,
like poopies, but it plays, it plays, yeah, but look
looks poopies. Okay, what about Starfield? Stofffield Stuffield looked pretty good on
the rug they did it. But it's got some weird you know, like
the resolutions a little lower, some things, like a little money, but
it still plays really good. Well yeah, yeah, the game's bad.
The game's bad. Yeah, I'm saying it's stable and everything, right,
it's stable. That's gonna be the switch too, is what I'm trying to
say. Oh, that's not going to have all of these games, but
they're just gonna be a little shitt here. Okay, so Stoffield's gonna be
on the switch too. There's hey anything Microsoft needs to sell games? Yeah,
yeah, they need Red Dead. That's possibility because they put the other
last one on the switch. Yeah, that's that's so true. How do
you feel about Bethesta? What about them? I've never been a huge Bethesda
film, no me. The I like Full Out. You you like Bethesta
game. I like Full Out. I didn't like Skyrim, and I did
not like Stuffield. I liked Skyrim. I played it way after it came
out, and I surprised by how much I liked it because I'm not usually
into those Witcher guy. I didn't like the Witch three. I didn't like
about the Witcher. I played it on plays thing. Yeah, that's the
thing, And it's a PC game because the whole edge of the screen is
all of the buttons and what they all do on PlayStation. Yeah, some
of the buttons do four different things and it says it like, tap this
button four times to call your horse, and it stays on the screen because
it's so complicated. I don't know what you played, but that's not how
it is. That's how you just pressed like up on the D pad in
the There's a lot of commands, is what I'm saying, and they're all
on screen because there's so many commands. Okay, I don't remember that.
All right, we gotta we gotta play a game Castlevania. We're gonna play
it quickly, though. We're gonna play it quickly because it's already been an
hour and a half and we just have we're gonna do. And that's my
favorite thing to do on this podcast, I know. And I have two
options for you. You get to pick whatish tillists you want to do,
and I can at this point, I would strongly advise the second one.
I'm going to say, okay, mm hmm, I couldn't help but noticing
the pants are still on, well actually, yeah on, my wife is
right there. Maybe put that away? Yeah no, that's okay, soppy.
I bought this man a tingle outfit and hopes he would bring it today
and he forgot to bring at all. He forgot this This is tingle at
home. Now. I heard I heard you wore that on a stream recently.
I bought it for the podcast and you wore it on a stream and
then lost to the shirt. Let the man sure it just forgot to pack
it. He he just can't help it, Bingle things. Let the man
use it in a zone time. Yeah, I forgot so another good throwback
to one of our favorite episodes where Tingle Bingle did a teer list for us
while you were you just butchered Zelda. Yep, we're gonna do it again.
And and Bingal's over there with a laptop and he's going to organize the
games whatever for us. I still have a bone to pick with you with
Twilight Princess. Oh no oh, I played it recently. I know you
beat the cat part. I beat the cat part. Does it go up
on the list? Okay, so here are your two list options. We
can either do option one ranking all of Nintendo's consoles like that. Option two
ranking all of Nintendo's franchises. We did that one, didn't we? No,
not that franchises. I bet you we did that one? Did we?
I don't think so? Why do you? Why are you strongly advising
we do the second one? There's half as many franchises as there are consoles
on the list. Really yeah, a lot. Bring up the list they
have wacky you know the one the one that you gave me recently in an
episode the old Nintendo You want to console? Want to do? We can
fire through the comps. Okay, let we gotta fire, all right,
all right, hit me with a console. We're gonna do it together,
though. Okay, I'm gonna just throw a number out there. Okay,
I'll give a reason, but all right. The first one is like the
weird a weird old D one D. Is it Gaming Watch? No,
I don't know, it's it's what it's pretty much what he's bringing D.
Yeah, I do this is really cool, but no, I never I
have no interest in playing this ever. Colo color TV game. We're ranking
Pong color TV game. Yeah, D get it out of here? Watch
Tabletop nineteen eighty Tabletop D get it you get it out of here? Next
one, Gaming Watch, D get it out of here? Do you get
it out of here? All right? Game Watch super Color nineteen eighty four.
That one looks top of D top of D. No, I think
I think see it looks cool. Bottom of C, bottom of C.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, wait, you
need to cut to Tingle when he's placing. I got what's this next one?
That's like a what looks like a hicclips? What am I looking at?
Micro Verse system nineteen eighty four? You get that? Yeah? Even
on here, get it out of here. Tearless suckses baby? Wait?
Is there an S T way? Way? Wait? Is there an S
here? Is it just a there's an here? I'll leave it in A
okay, a gentleman. I love then E S. There's like three good
games. There's more than three. FAMM disc system that goes with the E
S. Okay, wait, why it's the famy Coom disc system. It's
the same thing as the ne E S. It's just it's not the Family
Comm is the same thing as the E S. What do you use to
flight? What? What? A lot of the games that are on the
Family Comm disc system are on the ne E S. But it's not the
same thing. The Family the same thing. Yeah, it's it's Japanese.
We have a lot of the same games on the n E S. It's
the same. It's virtually the same thing. Put it behind E S.
It's like it's like this it's the same day. Okay, I'm just leaving.
I'm stressed. I'm sweating this podcast. Game Boy Bob s S.
I agree, this is just Bob's list at this point. It bit tingle
even just said game Boy Bob, I hate t s here, baby,
I'm actually scared, all right. Super famic Coom nineteen ninety, super famic
Comm Super Nintendo. I know you don't. I know it's because it's Japanese,
you don't. I know. I would say that, I would say
that both as. I would also say any s S, but I would
say that both ass super Famicom, I'd say is super Family the same thing,
Bengal No Japanese though, it's totally different. And the colors, all
the buttons are different colors on the Japanese one is way better, all right.
Yes, it's the same as the Australian you know the revision that they
made like that. Oh, who cares, it's the same. It's the
same thing. Put in this. Yeah, it's hot to find. They
call it a top loaders right color TV game fifteen, Oh uh, color
TV. It's in wait, it's in color, in color. I do
not care about that new style and E S put in this in a right,
Uh, yeah, you could tear it above the you put it.
I think that's the top loader. Actually it is the top loader. Yeah,
it's good. We like this one. Put it in a at the
top because it's a top loader. Oh, it's a very smart It was
very good boy. Hold on, yeah, I was gonna say it's not
d it is c yeah, just for the novelty, but the nobody and
it did have one good game, which one was this the Warrior Wheye?
One was actually pretty good. Yeah. I put the Warrior Land sorry game
boy pocket above the game Boy. Oh we're big fans of the game Boy
here on this, No I can tell. Yeah, I mean I'm wearing
one on my shirt right now. New Style super nes just next to the
others. Come on, Tingle, come on, tingle, God damn it.
All right, and a game Boy. Oh the light that's even better
than the pocket. All right, all right, See they had that one
in Australia. Okay, they did. I was there. They didn't have
it. Don't gonna let me get you one this weekend. I have one.
Okay, game Boy? Really you see them? No, you said
that, you bob. Game Boy Color even better than the likes. Awesome.
Alright, I'm putting the super Famiccom Junior here. Why are you putting
it up there? Did you keep yelling at me? You don't even know
what so I put it right here. That's fine, that's fine, that's
fine, hey, Tingle, Yeah, drop the attitude. Okay, poke
Mini? Why I have never played a Pokemon man? No, I didn't
know it was a thing. Yeah, it's got like three games on or
something. Do you want to put it too low? I kind of think
it's squaky. I just think I gotta say I gotta say see this.
This is the come on game cube, game cubes kind of s everything is?
You have so many s? No, I agree, you're right,
let's put it behind the game boys. So I will allow that because you're
my special guest today. I would put it in front personally, because you
know why, well, because I would in general. But you can just
attach a game boy player to it, put it on top of unless we
see a game Boy player on the list. You guys are all right,
Color TV game Racing one, get bring it up about this? Which is
better? Everybody in the room clam or or long ways? Comest baby,
that's good. That's good. You put the micro behind the sp micro behind
the spanging pace. I like it. I like the n sixty four.
It's not as good as your GameCube, I would say, am I'm with
you top a one hundred percent. Yeah, I mean it has all carena
a time, which on its own should put it in s now. The
sixty four d D the attachment that I never played. That wasn't even I
don't think that was even supportive. Was it not here in the States?
GB? Yes, that's on him. Oh, I think it's cooler.
It's it's not. Yeah, you can put your pocket it's really small and
play a little change. You can't play regular game Boy games on it.
That sucks, but it's still cool. Hey, you know what double D
stands for for the for the sixty four double D damn D. Put it
in put it in D. You know what. I think that's doing it
dirty, but fine. Yeah, but it wasn't released, so fuck it.
Like American Baby, like all of us in this room, born and
bredon Nintendo DS, the Original DS, the Original Division. I did not
like the DS personally. Two thousand and four, I was not about it.
I go, I'd go be, I'd go what the original the original
DS sucks its yeah, put it in. Put it the D S lights
exactly not there just yet. The we the WI big seller, everyone's favorite.
Is not a fan talk about this. We's a tough one. Wes
a toughie. You can play GameCube games and we play games. I would
say it's the best GameCube, but you can't play game Boy games. You
could have version of consoles just not anymore true. It did have it had
a virtual console. It's great for ripping GameCube games and you could play game
I didn't. I that was I was a hardre Nintendo fan growing up.
That was my my leaving point. I traded that in to get an Xbox.
I liked my Wii for a bit, but I kept getting games elsewhere.
I know, because the games that the versions on WE sucked. Yeah.
I kind of want to give it a be. I'd give it a
B. Yeah, I'd give it a be. Behind DS Okay, yeah,
I agree, yes, like bottom of st bottom of Sally. Yeah,
you know what behind game Boy? Fuck it? What what we do
everything that the game Boy put it out? Behind the game Boy Advance,
Oh my god, Because it's basically a game Boy Advance. Now what put
it above the game Boy Advance, Yes, game Boy Advance, Yes,
the regular game Boy Advance, all of them. All right, Yeah,
I gotta say I agree, although I from my list, I might put
Super Nintendo above it, but I agree with everything else. The d S
I. Some people think this is better, but it can't play game Boy
Advance games. That's that's a D I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say,
bottom of a bottom of it. Yeah, yeah, I'm good with that.
The D S I xcel. We're out of control Nintendo, the red
Micro. Just just put it next to cannot play GameCube games. Get rid
of it. I don't want it. I honestly think it's dad. Start
of D, start of D. This next one is a D color TV
block that is actually the thing that we have. I don't know, I
don't know how to get it out of you all right, Put it at
the top, put it the just behind the red WI because Elia gave it
to me as a president. I just called you, Ali. Yeah,
I don't like that, all right. Three D S I do really is
just the original three D Yeah, same thing as the original DS. Get
the fuck out of here, all right, b Yeah, we you m.
I actually I like it more than the weih I like it a lot
more now that I recently played with mine. Hear me out here. It
plays every WE game, so it's better than the Wii two. It had
a Sick exclusive game library, Sick games from the tender Yeah, and they're
all the switching out. It's obviously better than the Wii. I think where's
the week the mid B mid B? You know what, I'm going to
agree? So is it the better we? Because it takes your mind.
I kind of want to put it just for the library and the fact that
it's a better Wii. At the very end of a I was just going
to say that, I'm right there with you, buddy, at the end
of a Yeah, just do your job, okay about it? All right?
What's this one? The three DS XL We love the three D Wait
here we done the three DS already? We did the first one. You
put it to be. No, this is much better than that. Yeah,
it's in a It's in at least a S bottom s bottoms. We
love it. I agree, all right. It plays old DS games,
right, the two DS? Yeah, it has to be the two DS.
Oh, it's a bad rap. I think it's pretty cool. Oh,
but it's form factor is so well, you know, it's great about
it. It's does everything the three DS can do, except for the three
D, which nobody gives a shit about. But it's seven dollars right now,
cheap to get eleven dollars seventy think of this though. We're about to
do the two DS XCEL clamshell one and that's sick. Yeah, that's way
better. But this one somewhere in a you put it, you put it,
uh but below the week below the wee No, no, we're in
a That's what I meant to say. That's what I meant to say.
Sorry, all right, the clamshell. Put it above the new Nintendo three
dsh put it behind, put it put it behind the other three D is
Wow, wouldn't it be in front? Wouldn't it be in front because it's
revived? Okay, put it in front of it? Then goddamn because it's
bigger. Right, and then there's a wait, what is this one?
Yeah, it's just put it behind it. Then put it behind, but
it's the same as Yeah, it's fine where it is. Okay, So
the new Nintendo three D S x L that's above the other three. This
one's good. We love this one. This one's amazing, it's so good.
This one's good. It has a no above it. God, do
your job. That one had. I like the nubbin. I hate the
strap. Wait what are you doing? Why are you moving that? All
right? Moving right there? Yeah? Two d S XL the nude.
Yeah what I'm saying. Put that one above the door stop. Ye yes,
yes, it is a doorstop. And about is useful noxl It just
doesn't Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what we're doing. I have
that. It's nice on the control Nintendo switch. Okay, very top events
go ahead, thank you, go ahead, let's go right now. It's
and it's the light. It does it all behind it. I think,
I think the lights. Why it's cheap. I think it's cheap, and
I kind of like it. It's right. Yeah, I like that.
And then it has to go in the very front. Yeah, we're a
big fan of it. Almost makes me hate the original to the point where
I want to put the original. You know what, the original? Indeed?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, Now you got some
game and watches, put them all at the top of the and then we're
good. C C. Fine, those are actually fine. Okay, I'm
surprised you're going to switch. You want me to put all the game watches
in C. Yes, sure, I would argue, game and watches could
go be if you wanted what wait wait wait wait wait ald them go and
see except the Donkey Kong one because of the deep Sure, sure we do
like the deep. We like the deepad. Deepad goes in B dpad.
And then what is this the that's the that's the fammy com right, yeah,
the family computer. This is the first one is the original O G
O G. It goes with the E S that that's the ne E S.
Yeah, but I'm just saying the disc system. A lot of those
games came to the N S America. Zelda. All right, you guys,
well it's easy. This is our lives, baby. I feel like
that's good. What is there anything? There's nothing you could do to dispute
this. I feel really good about it. This is definitive. I think
I think everything is an the right tier. Maybe I would move things around
within their tier, but very little. I'm very happy with where everything is.
If THEE plays games, why is there such a I mean sorry,
If the WE plays GameCube games. Why is there such a big difference between
because you got arms while you play the game we sucks, but you get
arm games you don't get You still need to use the weed control and get
into the GameCube games, which sucks. Yep, that's the reason why we
did that. That's the reason why we put it in. By now,
I will say, the more I'm looking at the switch light at the very
top, the more I am wondering if it deserves to be up there.
It has all of the same stuff. Doesn't it run them a little worse
through? No? No, any worse? Okay then yeah, okay,
I'm fine with it. It's cool to have around. Did you see there
was a there was a picture that linked of a gray one. It was
like a gray switch light that like never made it to market, but it
was fully black black. Sorry I meant to say black. Oh yeah,
it look cool. All right, We're good. How many consoles is that
one hundred? Did we do one hundred for one hundred? Does that look
like one hundred? Yeah? And most of them were family comms. I
got a pee me too. Anything else do you want to talk about today?
No? Is there anything I forgot to mention that was fifty. Wow,
I was closed. Let's sue them all again for the episode hundred.
Is there anything from the Google form that we wanted to talk about? Oh?
Sorry? Is there anything from the Google form that we care to mention
or talk about? I know that like I had one on that maybe I
had one for most? What people? What guest do you want to see
in the future the most? And I think the most. The most requested
was eighty five, and Andrew Tate was third. Yeah, you gotta get
Arlow on here. I gotta see how that's happened. We already have a
plan. We do have a plan. Guy, all right, here's everybody's
mission watching right now. Go tell Arlow to come on the podcast because he
wants to be on. We've talked about it, but it's so hard to
wrangle that little blue fur bull down to saying actually yes to anything. So
you can clip this. You can tag him on Twitter. Let's start hashtag
nontendo Arlo or Arlow Nintendo and get him in here. Next. Next has
legs. He's just really shy. He has legs that just pink and skimmer.
Gross, they're pink and hairless. Show the link that I sent you
earlier. Do you guys have any interest in this out? I definitely do
a couple of GD six release date narrowed down to full twenty twenty five.
Admit questions about delay. That makes sense. That makes sense. We knew
it's twenty twenty five, right, Yeah, yeah, it makes sense it'd
be later in the year, and I bet you it's going to be even
later than that. Do you want to talk about Ubisoft's new Assassin's Creed that's
pissed off the entire internet? It kind of looks pretty cool. It does
look everybody's been waiting for them to do a Japanese one. Yeah, this
might actually get me to play it. I think it looked sick, and
when I saw it, I was like, oh cool, a black samurai
and two characters you can play as. And then I went online to see
what everybody thought about it, and everyone was very racist. That's like a
guy, it's like a famous like he's actually a historical figure who was essentially
a samurai at the time. I actually read his whole history, but not
only that, he's actually been depicted in loads of other media in games before,
and I feel like, at first the conversation was, you can't have
a black Samurai, and that's not historically accurate. And then when they realized
that it was actually a thing, they complained that it wasn't historically accurate enough.
They were like, no, that's not it's not exactly right because his
sword wouldn't be that way and he was technically not a sam It's like,
it's it's Assassin's It's a good opportunity, Like people have been wanting a Japanese
for a really long time. This is a good opportunity to have a lot
of Asian characters. So for them to throw a black character and it feels
like it's it's like, now you're doing a lot. It is a cool
story, though, Yeah, I like I like the idea. Though.
I like the idea. Yeah, I'm not opposed to it. I see
your point. I just don't know why people have to get a certain way
about it. People think that there's a like a like a political message or
about everything. Isn't There two characters in the game, though, and the
other one is Japanese. Yeah, yeah, one of them is Japanese,
so the girl is I mean, they're both known as the japan And he
was the right hand man. Yeah, so it all kind of makes sense.
Also, people that are saying that, like it's not historically accurate enough,
like the games. The games are rooted in actual history, but they've
gone very off the rails since the first couple, like they're so wacky and
sensational. Is about a magic apple, Yeah, and in the third one,
George Washington uses it to become King of America. That's what I mean.
All of the characters in the game, Like, yes, Leonardo da
Vinci is there, but he's also helping you invent like flying machines and things
and and and fixing your Assassin blade. Like, it's not one hundred percent
historically accurate. It just features characters from the past. You want a period
piece. There's so many other great games. Watch documentary for that. You
know. There's a cool uh samurai show out right now. That was the
name of it. I'm sure they did anyone complaining when Keanu Reeves was a
samurai or was it Tom No, they both both, That's okay for them.
Tom Cruise was the big one, but counter Reeves did Ronan thirty seven
or whatever. He's Actually it's true. I think it's like Asians Tom Cruise,
no excuse nobody can when he did it to character is also based on
a real person, but very loosely based, like they made him way cooler
than he was. I did see a funny comment that was like, it's
gonna be interesting when usk is the guy's name, when he when he tries
to disappear into a crowd, it's gonna be very I'm glad you found that
funny. I'm happy for because he's very tall. He's very very tall.
How the game is gonna be split up? The girl is the Assassin is
an entirely different gameplay style and is more he seems like the brute. Yeah,
yeah, it's gonna this is gonna get me to play Assassin. I'm
excited for it, like ones in Ninja Samurai. Yes, yeah, and
if you have, I just wish people that had an issue with it took
it a different way. Is this also the first female Assassin is the main
character? No, no syndicate. You could do a male and female.
It's like a twin story like this one. Oh yeah, it was in
Britain cover art. It was it was in Britain. What in it?
I'm a bloody assassin in it? Yeah, I'll shank your for Manchester United.
Ah man, this is just like all right, I'm getting out of
here. We're getting out of here. I got to piss so bad I
might Bob, thank you so much for joining the episode. I appreciate it.
If you want to find links to Bob stuff, we'll leave it down
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