Revisiting WWE 2005 The 1st Friday Night SmackDown!, Undertaker Retirement Fund, Steel Cage Match, Bull Rope Match

<v Speaker 1>Dumn Boyson Town.
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Dead Map Podcast, episode two hundred and
<v Speaker 2>sixty one. We are now once again. Did you know
<v Speaker 2>that if you go back to September ninth, two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and five and watch SmackDown on a Friday, you would
<v Speaker 2>see the first time that SmackDown would be on Fridays
<v Speaker 2>and it would stay like that for the foreseeable future.
<v Speaker 1>Wow. I mean if guys in a time machine would
<v Speaker 1>go back and they would say, anybody that is watching
<v Speaker 1>the first Friday Night SmackDown on Friday, September nine, two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and five should pick something else to watch.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Paul mrcannon disagrees, and we'll see why.
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, Mercy, I'm.
<v Speaker 3>About to September five, two thousand and nine.
<v Speaker 1>Are you. Oh, that's gonna be worse, Tony, that can't
<v Speaker 1>be any better.
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure it is.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually interested now what that would be. But anyways,
<v Speaker 2>before we get into that SmackDown on well, we have
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<v Speaker 2>time to get into WWE. Friday Night SmackDown September ninth,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and five, the first ever Friday Night SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>We have to Tony because this is like a this
<v Speaker 1>is a pivotal moment. I think, uh, SmackDown, Well, Tony,
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people grew up and backdown. Was the
<v Speaker 1>Friday Show? I mean it isn't I think, isn't it
<v Speaker 1>on Fridays now? Still? I think so Friday for a
<v Speaker 1>while it wasn't so like going to Fridays was big,
<v Speaker 1>and I think a lot of people grew up on
<v Speaker 1>this era, like Bautista and this Undertaker on Friday nights. Well,
<v Speaker 1>before we talk about this just fucking unbelievable show, uh,
<v Speaker 1>let's take a look at what was going on in
<v Speaker 1>the world wrestling at the time. With the Wrestling Observer
<v Speaker 1>news letta September fifth, two thousand and five, Chris Jericho
<v Speaker 1>posted on his website that he was in fact leaving
<v Speaker 1>the WWE. He said he was mentally burned out and
<v Speaker 1>need to recuperate both physically and especially mentally. Jerko caused
<v Speaker 1>quite a stir this past week when his website posted
<v Speaker 1>a photo of him under a T and a backdrop.
<v Speaker 1>I actually vividly remember that I was a deal. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was huge, Yeah, making everyone think he was going
<v Speaker 1>to TNA. He took it down after one day, and
<v Speaker 1>Meltzer says, I'm guessing he was just having fun. TNA
<v Speaker 1>definitely has in them, and one could make a viable
<v Speaker 1>argument since he lives where they tape, thus no travel
<v Speaker 1>and the easy schedule, plus he'd have a shot at
<v Speaker 1>being the top guy in the company. Yeah, dude. The
<v Speaker 1>tea the Jericho TENA picture was like, oh shit, like
<v Speaker 1>ten heads were fucking fired up. Hey fuck, you could
<v Speaker 1>jerke over here. And then it was just like Fozzy
<v Speaker 1>did a song for a paper viewer.
<v Speaker 2>It was.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just funny, like, yeah, Jericho here talking about
<v Speaker 1>being mentally burned down. He's taking time off, and now
<v Speaker 1>people are demanding that he does that.
<v Speaker 2>Yah, they're demanding that he's mentally fucking exhausted and.
<v Speaker 1>Make a break. Get the fuck head of your bit
<v Speaker 1>take a picture in front of a w B backdrop.
<v Speaker 2>Now it's it's pretty Yeah, it's pretty crazy to see
<v Speaker 2>the the difference between Jericho just even two years ago
<v Speaker 2>and now you know, like he's in in like even here,
<v Speaker 2>Like he's a guy that usually knows when it's time
<v Speaker 2>to like, hey, let's take a second, you know. But
<v Speaker 2>I think because he's coming up on the end of
<v Speaker 2>his career, you know, as he gets older and like
<v Speaker 2>sure bumps started to cash out with things like if
<v Speaker 2>he takes too much time off, then it might just
<v Speaker 2>be it.
<v Speaker 1>We've talked. Have we talked about it on the show?
<v Speaker 1>Like how quick that is the catch up on Dudeses?
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we've elrever talked about it, Okay, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a scary thing. I don't know if people,
<v Speaker 1>you know, realize how you know you're going for so
<v Speaker 1>hard so long that your body's just kind of like, oh, okay,
<v Speaker 1>this is what I do. You take I don't know
<v Speaker 1>what six months off, a year off, I mean, you
<v Speaker 1>come back and you're you're fucked. You're not the same,
<v Speaker 1>even if you don't have injuries, you're fucked just because
<v Speaker 1>your body, like taking those bumps and being used to
<v Speaker 1>that is so crazy for your body to adjust to
<v Speaker 1>when you're not doing it. Oddly enough, it's worse when
<v Speaker 1>you're not doing it right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like your body just kind of says okay, I'm
<v Speaker 2>going to express everything I've been kind of holding I've
<v Speaker 2>been holding you together here, but now it's time to
<v Speaker 2>let that go and then you pain. You got to
<v Speaker 2>try to bring it back together. It's a it's not easy. Yeah, no.
<v Speaker 1>And WWE News regarding the whole situuation with Hogan and
<v Speaker 1>Michaels on the day of the show, this is I
<v Speaker 1>think the Summer Slam talk here. There was no controversy
<v Speaker 1>whatsoever regarding the finish of the match. There may have been,
<v Speaker 1>and Meltzer says, I'm sure there were games played beforehand,
<v Speaker 1>but the leg drop finished on Sunday when is planned,
<v Speaker 1>with no discussion or attempts at changing it. However, it
<v Speaker 1>is portrayed Vincementman wanted that as the finish, and Vince
<v Speaker 1>apparently believes had he wanted Michaels go over, that Hogan
<v Speaker 1>would have lost the match. It is what he perceived
<v Speaker 1>was the best thing for long term business. Hogan did
<v Speaker 1>a radio interview and he claimed that he did everything
<v Speaker 1>in the match, portrayed Michaels at his level. He thought
<v Speaker 1>he and Michaels had a good match and took credit
<v Speaker 1>for elevating Michaels to his level now was just he
<v Speaker 1>hadn't done it because some people don't deserve it that
<v Speaker 1>I guess Michaels did a promo on Raw that kind
<v Speaker 1>of back kind of.
<v Speaker 2>I kind of wish Hogan would have stuck around us
<v Speaker 2>to go into WCW because the click would have ran
<v Speaker 2>his pockets crazy.
<v Speaker 1>How I mean, like we've would have quit himself. Brother,
<v Speaker 1>I'm out of here. I'm not losing a six bunch
<v Speaker 1>of three kids kicking my ass on BRAW. Are you
<v Speaker 1>kidding me? Yeah? Yeah, I mean we've talked about, you know,
<v Speaker 1>Sean going to w c W at the peak and
<v Speaker 1>like how that affected n w O ship, Like yeah,
<v Speaker 1>if he had stayed in WWE. Wow. Hogan having it
<v Speaker 1>in his contract that he can decide what he's doing
<v Speaker 1>is on real for a wrestling show. That's like having
<v Speaker 1>a like getting signed to do a movie and having
<v Speaker 1>in their contract that like, I'm gonna decide my parts
<v Speaker 1>of this movie.
<v Speaker 2>The rock does.
<v Speaker 1>That movie's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Losing fights in movies ever then Diesel.
<v Speaker 2>Then Diesel hates his guts because.
<v Speaker 1>Of oh wow, well he should stop smoking. Carrat you
<v Speaker 1>ruined the Furious movies. Fuck you. I was a Scorpion Ta.
<v Speaker 2>Scorpions.
<v Speaker 1>Ogan said he was interested in coming back from matches
<v Speaker 1>with either Sena or Austin, but now is leary because
<v Speaker 1>he feels he was double crossed. On the Shawn promo.
<v Speaker 1>He said he'd be willing to elevate Senor or Austin
<v Speaker 1>to his level, which is that's what he says. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Malcher says, which is okay to say about Sena even
<v Speaker 1>though he's current champ, but it's something that's almost insulting
<v Speaker 1>to say about Austin. Yeah, he's gonna bring He brought
<v Speaker 1>Sean up to his level. He regrets it, and now
<v Speaker 1>he wants to bring up these two young up and
<v Speaker 1>covers John Cena and.
<v Speaker 3>I like I said, it was double crossed on the
<v Speaker 3>promo and not on the match. Though the match is fine.
<v Speaker 1>The match was awesome. Brother.
<v Speaker 2>He said, Wow, you're buffet crazy for me, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Of the old days. Dude, I probably would have liked
<v Speaker 1>King Kong Bundy Moore if he like this.
<v Speaker 5>Dude, that wish there was a guy that was like
<v Speaker 5>a Scorpionators on the brother, Brother, that guy's a level, dude.
<v Speaker 1>He's on my level. From the Observer September twelfth, two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and five in WWE News, Daniel Pewter was basically
<v Speaker 1>let go this past week, and Meltzer says, which wasn't
<v Speaker 1>a surprise because when Eugene beat Angle and the Gold
<v Speaker 1>Medal Challenge, most saw that as a sign that Pewter
<v Speaker 1>would be cut. I have no idea what that means.
<v Speaker 1>There's gotta be context there, miss, I don't know the
<v Speaker 1>link between Eugene and Daniel. Peter Meltzer says. The story
<v Speaker 1>we got is it was more of a salary issue
<v Speaker 1>because he had a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
<v Speaker 1>four year contract winning Tough Enough. Only the first year,
<v Speaker 1>which ends in December, was guaranteed, and being cut now
<v Speaker 1>allows them to payoff his ninety day notice to coincide
<v Speaker 1>with the end of the year. Pewter was offered a
<v Speaker 1>seven hundred and fifty dollars per week developmental contract and
<v Speaker 1>I transferred to Atlanta if he wanted to stay. That
<v Speaker 1>is this is all crazy. He like, was not guaranteed
<v Speaker 1>all the money from winning the million dollars Tough Enough.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's pretty nuts. He should go to TNA.
<v Speaker 1>He should be goes. I mean, he's we I think
<v Speaker 1>we talked about real recent where he's like backstage of TNA. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we did. He doesn't do anything.
<v Speaker 2>Because he asked for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
<v Speaker 2>a year and you have to do it for four years.
<v Speaker 1>He says, it's all going to say this off, Big
<v Speaker 1>John Goburrick.
<v Speaker 2>I know you're here too, motherfuck Big John Burrick is
<v Speaker 2>too busy paying Brown but seven and fifty thousand dollars
<v Speaker 2>a year to resigned.
<v Speaker 1>Four times he's doing first signing. It's crazy, man, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what's in Atlanta. Then w h power Planet.
<v Speaker 1>He's fifty to three hour.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna give you seven and fifty dollars a week
<v Speaker 2>to live in Atlanta and if you survived for one year.
<v Speaker 1>You could go to the main roster. Oh my ah no,
<v Speaker 1>I quit hell no, I'm going to YOUNA. Apparently, the
<v Speaker 1>decision to cut him was actually made when the last
<v Speaker 1>round of cuts were done and he was on the list,
<v Speaker 1>but Hayman, Dreamer and Danny Davis went to bad for
<v Speaker 1>him because they felt he had him given time and
<v Speaker 1>was working hard. The decision was never rescinded, but since
<v Speaker 1>they had to pay him through the end of the year. Anyway,
<v Speaker 1>he stayed at OVW. The Three PW and Pro Wrestling
<v Speaker 1>Iron Promotions were shut down this past week after money losses,
<v Speaker 1>but the former is now claiming it is still in existence.
<v Speaker 1>Three PW general manager. I thought this, said Mike Hawk,
<v Speaker 1>but it's Mike Hawes first in an interview this past week,
<v Speaker 1>saying the company had folded and also bad mouth Chuck
<v Speaker 1>quote unquote, Rock and Rebel, Williams and Brian quote unquote
<v Speaker 1>Blue Meanie Hefron in the process. Then on eight thirty, Hawes, Williams,
<v Speaker 1>and Hefron released a joint statement that the company wasn't closing,
<v Speaker 1>it was just hibernating they would be returning late fall.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, three PW was started Bluemni and Jasmine
<v Speaker 1>Saint Clair, but they split up business wise and Saint
<v Speaker 1>Clair was forced out and received a settlement for being
<v Speaker 1>removed from The Observer September nineteenth, two thousand and five.
<v Speaker 1>Three PW is back, Oh my GM. Mike Hawes stated
<v Speaker 1>that the statement released on eight thirty, signed by him self,
<v Speaker 1>Blue Meeni, and Rock and Rebel, was only a proposed
<v Speaker 1>rough draft and released to see if there was any interest.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, sorry, I read this fucking wrong. Three PW
<v Speaker 1>is now back dead. Ah damn in an ambulance, not
<v Speaker 1>for me. Yeah sorry, three PW's dead again. They so
<v Speaker 1>they put out of things saying they weren't dead, just
<v Speaker 1>to see if there was anyone that cared, And then
<v Speaker 1>the statement the next morning stated that this can't be right,
<v Speaker 1>that won't meet. The statement of the next morning stated
<v Speaker 1>by that Richard McDonald has had two eye surgeries and
<v Speaker 1>is going through a divorce and thus couldn't fund three PW. Then,
<v Speaker 1>after releasing that statement, which included a childish dig at
<v Speaker 1>Jasmine Saint Clair that they may run shows several months
<v Speaker 1>down the line, but more likely on the West coast,
<v Speaker 1>Blue Meani said he hasn't even talked with Holli since
<v Speaker 1>June and doesn't want to be a part of any
<v Speaker 1>of this publicity. Rest in Peace. Three p dub a
<v Speaker 1>couple more things here see them. Punk has just reported
<v Speaker 1>to OVW it's time. Oh wow, Meltzer says, for those
<v Speaker 1>wanted to say, I told you so. As if there
<v Speaker 1>was any mystery this what happened? Punk was buried on
<v Speaker 1>his Heat appearance backstage, in particular by Triple H, Shawn Michaels,
<v Speaker 1>and Michael As. The line on him was that he
<v Speaker 1>didn't know how to get over and that the way
<v Speaker 1>he wrestles is like he's doing a simulated wrestling match
<v Speaker 1>and not working a real match. Oh okay, yeah that's uh.
<v Speaker 1>But that's like I mean, the stories of Triple H's
<v Speaker 1>burying him is legendary. That's like lifelong.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, yeah, like that's why it's such a big
<v Speaker 2>surprise they're working together now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it Legit was like up until maybe six months
<v Speaker 1>ago that there was ever anything Dribble said good about it. Yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I was just watching The Punk Return and I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>this is like the coolest fucking thing of all time,
<v Speaker 1>which one the aw one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, it was like the coolest thing ever.
<v Speaker 1>I still get goosebumps watching it. It's like this is
<v Speaker 1>like like I did too, liked it a lot. Fucking
<v Speaker 1>run man. I actually am very sad that that ended. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he did work with a lot of their guys, like
<v Speaker 1>it was fun. Yeah, yeah, it was very cool, even
<v Speaker 1>the stuff near the end with like Starks and.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's what I'm thinking, Like Starks and like m J.
<v Speaker 2>F and like, yeah, like those guys got a lot
<v Speaker 2>of stock off of that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, and Eddi Kingston's I mean like yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I don't know if there was anything
<v Speaker 1>he did that it didn't like, Actually.
<v Speaker 2>What do you think of the Vampire Warrior Golden?
<v Speaker 1>I thought the Golden Vampire was awesome because I'm pretty
<v Speaker 1>that was like an indie thing, Like Golden Vampire was
<v Speaker 1>like a dude in I w A Mid South sounds
<v Speaker 1>like oh fuck. I actually in uh in the SVR
<v Speaker 1>games with my buddy Blake, we would make the Golden Vampire.
<v Speaker 1>That's cool, super fired up about that's awesome. Speaking of
<v Speaker 1>video games, boys, last note here, The latest w B
<v Speaker 1>backstage change is that the wrestlers are no longer allowed
<v Speaker 1>to play video games backstage. Good fine, Yeah, I don't
<v Speaker 1>know how long that lasts because they were sucking up
<v Speaker 1>their matches. That's what Undertaker say, cream sucks our matches sucking.
<v Speaker 1>It's got to be the video games. How could Paul
<v Speaker 1>Burchill get any better? Like this? But that is it
<v Speaker 1>for the observer portion of this. Now let's talk about
<v Speaker 1>the first Friday Night smack Down September ninth, two, thousand
<v Speaker 1>and five.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get in to WWE Friday Night Smacked one.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you what you think? So?
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was basically what I've ever heard.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, okay, damn really stepped it up man for
<v Speaker 1>the shitty ones you've been doing earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to give better you know, w W Friday Night
<v Speaker 2>SmackDown September ninth, two thousand and five. So you guys
<v Speaker 2>mentioned something to me that this show was aired on
<v Speaker 2>wb dot com or something.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, so not okay, So this was the debut episode.
<v Speaker 1>As we said, I smacked on Fridays, the first one.
<v Speaker 1>Here's a little info about that and about what you're
<v Speaker 1>talking about, James, So why are they on Fridays now?
<v Speaker 1>It's because Star Trek Enterprise has been canceled, so he
<v Speaker 1>moved into the Star Trek former time. Yes with Star Trekney.
<v Speaker 3>Come right, dude, that's a good as you should. Rathakon
<v Speaker 3>is like wrath Yeah, the Ratha con. That's all you
<v Speaker 3>need see, wrap a con.
<v Speaker 2>I actually I don't like Star Trek. My dad was
<v Speaker 2>super into it.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just try to like, you know, chek out
<v Speaker 2>stupid Trek. He's like yourself, and I like to talk
<v Speaker 2>shit to you.
<v Speaker 1>I've never watched. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>No, there's a movie called fan Boys. That's good, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>super that's like a super comfort movie for me, very good.
<v Speaker 1>I know.
<v Speaker 2>It's about a dude that's like dying from cancer and
<v Speaker 2>he wants to see the Star Wars movie really bad.
<v Speaker 2>Uh sh yeah, and like he goes and he's they
<v Speaker 2>try to like break into the Lucas ranch or whatever
<v Speaker 2>and try.
<v Speaker 1>To watch it.
<v Speaker 2>But uh yeah, like Seth Rogan is the like one
<v Speaker 2>of the main villain guys, and he's a super Star
<v Speaker 2>Trek guy, so they try to fuck with this guy
<v Speaker 2>the whole movie.
<v Speaker 1>Anyways.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, great movie, and anytime I think about Star Trek,
<v Speaker 2>I think about that movie.
<v Speaker 1>What's been canceled now, James, so fucking good, thanks a lot.
<v Speaker 2>I mean yeah, well, you know, the villain loss and
<v Speaker 2>the good guy won in the end.
<v Speaker 1>So on Friday, So are you upset about this now?
<v Speaker 1>I'm almost done with Doobe the.
<v Speaker 2>Browness points, So.
<v Speaker 1>I definitely stopped watching smack Down as much when I
<v Speaker 1>moved to Fridays. I don't know why I.
<v Speaker 3>Ain't gonna watch it on Friday, No way, bro.
<v Speaker 1>When I was young. Yeah, I was like, yeah, no way,
<v Speaker 1>I got video night. I want to say, not.
<v Speaker 2>Like I was doing anything, you know what I mean, Like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, if the dude has to go out or something,
<v Speaker 2>I go out. But most of the time I just
<v Speaker 2>play it or do something.
<v Speaker 3>Is open, you know, you never know what the possibilities
<v Speaker 3>could be.
<v Speaker 1>You could be doing something.
<v Speaker 3>I can't penciling Smack Done for that.
<v Speaker 2>I can't pencil in this shitty tape show.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not watching this, yeah, no way. So yeah, so
<v Speaker 1>it's it's WW is not promoting this as a TV
<v Speaker 1>that's changing Friday nights and.
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to watch Star Trek.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry you can't.
<v Speaker 2>I can't watch.
<v Speaker 1>Man like Star Trek. Yeah, yeah, many.
<v Speaker 2>This, Yeah, it kind of is like Star Trek. This
<v Speaker 2>guy's not even a wrestler anymore. He's like a fucking demon.
<v Speaker 1>He's a dead man. Come on, man, you know what
<v Speaker 1>he is. He's an asshole, that's right. So in the
<v Speaker 1>in the UK, Ireland, and Australia, they still get SmackDown
<v Speaker 1>before the United States does. So it's like this has
<v Speaker 1>never happened before. So like everywhere but the US is
<v Speaker 1>watching Smack Done before the US, which is really bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to bring it up that that's fucking
<v Speaker 1>complete horseship US A number one and really, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's real shit too. Yeah. So the first
<v Speaker 1>hour of this SmackDown was not shown in America because
<v Speaker 1>they were doing in a Hurricane Katrina like fundraiser on
<v Speaker 1>UPN at the same time, so the only the second
<v Speaker 1>hour of the show was shown on UPN with the
<v Speaker 1>first hour was streamed on w dot com. Okay, okay,
<v Speaker 1>that's what happened.
<v Speaker 2>So I'm guessing it like came back on around.
<v Speaker 1>Like like uh fuck. I took a question where it
<v Speaker 1>came back in at maybe the second half, like with
<v Speaker 1>the cage.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I think maybe Undertaker's promo.
<v Speaker 1>That's probably Yeah, that's that was probably top of the hour, right,
<v Speaker 1>that would make sense. So yeah, I mean, like I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if they knew that going in, and that's
<v Speaker 1>why this first half is what it is, because they
<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, who gives a shit, nobody's watching, or
<v Speaker 1>if this is what they wanted.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't imagine they knew or like could have
<v Speaker 2>prepped forward or anything, but who knows, Maybe they did.
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know the time.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, streaming streaming O five on dot com that'd be crazy, right,
<v Speaker 3>like not good.
<v Speaker 1>I was watching an Impact on real player and five.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's different. I mean well maybe I don't.
<v Speaker 2>Know that was different. It wasn't that there wasn't that
<v Speaker 2>many episodes on real player.
<v Speaker 1>No, and like, but maybe w W dot com was
<v Speaker 1>okay enough that it.
<v Speaker 3>Works in browser, I think too on dot com.
<v Speaker 1>On dot com you did, Yeah, it was just a
<v Speaker 1>video player. I think.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my ass just wouldn't have watched that, would have
<v Speaker 2>tuned in and like, all right, whatever, I'm out.
<v Speaker 1>But that's a that's brutal. Their their debut on Fridays
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, oh ship you get an hour and
<v Speaker 1>who knows when it's coming on? Yeah, it's crazy, wow,
<v Speaker 1>and I won't be the night.
<v Speaker 3>Oh you forgot about.
<v Speaker 1>Of course attitude?
<v Speaker 3>Do take her eyes? That's all.
<v Speaker 1>Remember, dude, I love this intro yelling. It's funny. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>The intro is in front of the street Fighter training set. Dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>hid and rec yelling is beast Heiden. Rec yelling also
<v Speaker 1>comes out of the l O D doing the doomsday device,
<v Speaker 1>and of course Led is animal not.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll talk about them here tonight on SmackDown, Ray
<v Speaker 2>Mysterio versus Eddie Guerrera in a steelcage match. We have
<v Speaker 2>Crispin Wah versus Orlando Jordan and a US Championship match,
<v Speaker 2>and we have Batista versus jbl in a World Heavyweight
<v Speaker 2>Championship bull rope match.
<v Speaker 1>So they loaded the ship out of this show because
<v Speaker 1>it's like a recipe for disaster.
<v Speaker 2>Just doing a bunch of like high profile gimmick matches
<v Speaker 2>on a row on a to show sounds like a
<v Speaker 2>great idea, but I'm interested to see it turns out, So.
<v Speaker 1>Let's And then the commentary is dubbed so much on
<v Speaker 1>this show. I don't know if it's again because of
<v Speaker 1>the changes that they hadn't made or what happened here,
<v Speaker 1>but this call intro to the show is the least
<v Speaker 1>enthusiastic I've ever heard my hole in my life.
<v Speaker 2>Did do they did? Did they do all the commentary
<v Speaker 2>in post for all the Smackdowns in this era or
<v Speaker 2>just this one?
<v Speaker 1>So because they were I mean they were at ringside.
<v Speaker 2>You think they just had them ringside just like have them.
<v Speaker 1>There and no, I don't. Something must have happened, is
<v Speaker 1>what I think. It makes a shitty job.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I could have imagine we're doing the whole day
<v Speaker 3>you do everything else.
<v Speaker 2>So there's definitely been times where, like I swear, on
<v Speaker 2>some programs they have them ringside and they're like looking
<v Speaker 2>down at the table.
<v Speaker 1>Or whatever like not in my mind, I think something
<v Speaker 1>just got sucked up here. I don't know if maybe
<v Speaker 1>they like fucking just kept saying Thursday night SmackDown or something,
<v Speaker 1>you're doing it all over, fucking bitch or what it was.
<v Speaker 1>But a lot of this it feels dubbed.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not only dubbed is a tape ship. So they're
<v Speaker 2>piping in some crazy noise for every one of these matches.
<v Speaker 2>It's actually pretty insufferable to watch.
<v Speaker 1>Well, thankfully there's one match where they don't, and it's
<v Speaker 1>the debuting Paul Burchell h he has real heat on this.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>And Animal Hide and Right, which they are just road.
<v Speaker 1>Warrior pop for real.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mass it is a real thing, and it is
<v Speaker 2>here tonight in Atlanta.
<v Speaker 1>They passed down the Hiding right Awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we got Eminem versus road Way or Animal
<v Speaker 2>and Hide and Right here Tag team title match to
<v Speaker 2>kick off the show.
<v Speaker 1>The Legion of Doom are you disrespecting? I'm sorry about that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the lead of Doom Pop they get when the road
<v Speaker 1>Warrior Hiding, you did.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that name didn't get passed down. He's a hell no,
<v Speaker 3>you ain't getting that name.
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you understand that, bitch. So Eminem makes their
<v Speaker 2>entrance for this, and I have been reminded of this
<v Speaker 2>exact moment that this is a piped in crowd noise era.
<v Speaker 3>They come out, can't be true, can't beat this.
<v Speaker 1>Nuts. They might well have turned every air conditioner on
<v Speaker 1>in the building.
<v Speaker 2>I bet it was so silent. God, it's got crazy
<v Speaker 2>heat here than the number of contenders of the tag titles.
<v Speaker 1>Big as heat. Well, they lost the titles to Hiding
<v Speaker 1>like two months ago.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it's weird to hear him say Mercury Nitro and
<v Speaker 3>Melina like full name on the nameplate.
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of weird. And Melina does the splits entrance,
<v Speaker 1>but they don't show the split.
<v Speaker 6>Okay, they definitely have like altered this footage, all of it. Okay,
<v Speaker 6>all of it, because when I was fucking growing up,
<v Speaker 6>this was a big deal.
<v Speaker 1>It was like the pictures loose, you got and like
<v Speaker 1>we've watched a bunch of these now, I haven't seen
<v Speaker 1>it once.
<v Speaker 2>It's the same thing, the pitches loose. It's like Taz
<v Speaker 2>don't't even ever say it, dude. I swear he was
<v Speaker 2>always saying, let the pitches loose, and Melina's asked they
<v Speaker 2>had the camera lodged in there with the huge she was.
<v Speaker 1>Getting a call in ospital what you know? You know what?
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Man, so yeah they've changed that because I swear, unless
<v Speaker 2>my brain is telling me something different.
<v Speaker 1>Friday Night SmackDown changed. You can't show no way, dude,
<v Speaker 1>no way. Melina.
<v Speaker 2>I sort of got every shot when I was watching
<v Speaker 2>b back then.
<v Speaker 3>Was her too, Man, probably happened once you just remembered
<v Speaker 3>it forever.
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I just never forgot it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a pretty big deal. It was a
<v Speaker 1>huge deal, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like, why the fuck am I watch
<v Speaker 2>these guys and Malita's not out here?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's like showing the bit show and not filming
<v Speaker 3>up from down.
<v Speaker 1>You know.
<v Speaker 8>It's like what you say, yeah, dude, whatever, whatever, I
<v Speaker 8>was gonna say.
<v Speaker 2>You're right, Toddy.
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly right. No, Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>Says Molina is hotter than a monster in the Godzilla movie.
<v Speaker 1>All right in Atlanta, so.
<v Speaker 2>Pop, Yeah, it's massive, toddy there very over.
<v Speaker 1>That says road Warrior Hawk is up into heavens. Even
<v Speaker 1>be proud of hiding, right.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Oh my god, he say that.
<v Speaker 1>I'm proud, comes out here walking all crazy. You would
<v Speaker 1>be very proud of Eider. He's like fucking jolly dancing
<v Speaker 1>to the ring. All right, that's a great way to
<v Speaker 1>put it. I don't know how to describe his arm
<v Speaker 1>movement here, but he's he's making his way. He's got
<v Speaker 1>the face paint. I mean, he's not Road Warrior hiding Reik.
<v Speaker 2>He's just this is not a joke.
<v Speaker 1>No, this is like real, like this is not a very.
<v Speaker 2>Serious So they they definitely said this, so they put
<v Speaker 2>it together. It was definitely a joke, but the way
<v Speaker 2>that they present it on TV is not a joke.
<v Speaker 2>Like Heide Reich is definitely joking. He's got to be
<v Speaker 2>coming down to the ring like that and all that.
<v Speaker 2>But the way that they are portraying us, it's a
<v Speaker 2>serious thing.
<v Speaker 1>And this is the new this is Legion of Doom. Well, dude,
<v Speaker 1>they're the tag Team Champions.
<v Speaker 2>Those titles don't mean ship out of an ass, and
<v Speaker 2>they haven't for a long time.
<v Speaker 1>Well, well this is road Warriors and the road Warrior
<v Speaker 1>Pop brothers. I don't know when did they get Christy Emmy.
<v Speaker 2>I guess soon because she was up there with Paul
<v Speaker 2>Mr Cannon at some point during the show. Yeah, so
<v Speaker 2>Hide and Reich, we started this one up here. Tag
<v Speaker 2>team titles are on the line.
<v Speaker 1>You fun with these guys or what? Which one? The
<v Speaker 1>Legion of Doom, the Legendary Okay, all right, I mentioned
<v Speaker 1>this in passing before we started.
<v Speaker 2>So I have a lot of like irrational hate for
<v Speaker 2>like random teams like the Nasty Boys, right, Like, I like,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but my brain.
<v Speaker 3>Got you're talking about Yeah that's very rational.
<v Speaker 2>Well you know, like you ever take one or two?
<v Speaker 1>But rational would be like the heart Throbs. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, the heart Throgs are one of them, brothers.
<v Speaker 2>I think that's I think it's entire erat.
<v Speaker 1>James hates the Bashom so much. I don't even know
<v Speaker 1>how they came up. At DPW. We're in the back
<v Speaker 1>door the show and Jam's like, yeah, fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Bat Yeah, So for some reason, like I see these
<v Speaker 2>guys in my brain goes, I'm not fucking watching this ship.
<v Speaker 2>Like that's what my brain immediately goes, is I'm not
<v Speaker 2>fucking watching this because like it's super rational. But for
<v Speaker 2>some reason, there's some teams that I just see him
<v Speaker 2>and I go that's enough for me, that'salthy for me. Yeah, right,
<v Speaker 2>Like this is like you're you're making a mockery of
<v Speaker 2>this once great sport.
<v Speaker 1>Now the Legion of Doom. What the fuck these are
<v Speaker 1>the I mean, like these are the tag champions. Hein
<v Speaker 1>and Reich has got the face paint, he's got the
<v Speaker 1>DAP from Hawk in Heaven. I mean, what more do
<v Speaker 1>you want?
<v Speaker 3>How did he get hit down there?
<v Speaker 2>So Heinde Reich and animal they hit a double back
<v Speaker 2>elbow and hein and Reich Imalley says, huh, That's what
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about.
<v Speaker 1>Brother, dude. They must have said, like, hey man, you
<v Speaker 1>gotta be like big and angry out there, so hide
<v Speaker 1>Reik is just like huffing and puffing, looking nervous and
<v Speaker 1>just yelling random ship.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, you're going home today. She is inner tribal chief here.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, c hw backyard Earier Tody. Hell.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so hiding Wright grabs both of these dudes by
<v Speaker 2>their hair and lifts them up and slams them to
<v Speaker 2>the mat. It looks awesome.
<v Speaker 1>It was in sync. It was very very cool and yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Hyderik kicks both of their asses and then he
<v Speaker 1>drags one of them over to that l O D
<v Speaker 1>corner and says Joe and tags out the animal. Animal's
<v Speaker 1>shoot name is Joe. That's what I'm talking about.
<v Speaker 2>Brother, You eat big chocolate bars, you assholes. You can't
<v Speaker 2>say that. You don't get to call.
<v Speaker 1>Me Joe, Joe, Joe Joe.
<v Speaker 2>So Molina gets on the apron and hiding Reich walks
<v Speaker 2>over there and says, you need to get off the apron.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck off, and then Nitro literally umps from the mat
<v Speaker 2>over the rope to the floor, over the top rope
<v Speaker 2>and jaw Jack's hiding Reich on the.
<v Speaker 1>Top of it. Looked like he jumped over hide and
<v Speaker 1>Reike's head. It was so impressive.
<v Speaker 2>So Cole says, holy shit, man, this is crazy. So
<v Speaker 2>this is a show for babies. Cole says, yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>Cal says, you know, the celebration of those Hollywood types
<v Speaker 2>eminem if they could pull this one off tonight. They
<v Speaker 2>would be down in the underground party in all night Long, says,
<v Speaker 2>I'm shoppy there. You know, I go to parties on
<v Speaker 2>all over the high I'm always ripping you up parties.
<v Speaker 1>You know it is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're gonna hang out with Parazita and Keannie Reeves.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking god, dude, Yeah, you know all the
<v Speaker 1>stars are here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, it is so crazy. So this is even worse.
<v Speaker 2>So Mercury now has a headlock on Hide and Reik
<v Speaker 2>because they took over the match, and Cole says, now, remember, guys,
<v Speaker 2>this happened because of Melita's interference earlier.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I know, I know, yeah, I was lotch of this.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wow, they're like totally explaining every Yeah, this
<v Speaker 2>is the craziest spoonfeeding. Did you guys know these guys
<v Speaker 2>are from Hollywood and they hang out with all these guys.
<v Speaker 1>Hide and Reich is a descendant of the Hawk in Heaven. Okay, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I promise you road Away Hawk is not watching Night SmackDown.
<v Speaker 1>No fucking way, man.
<v Speaker 2>So Hide and Right presses Mercury off the top rope
<v Speaker 2>and makes the hot tag.
<v Speaker 1>His fucking face paint juice is all over the ring now.
<v Speaker 2>But dude, yeah, his eyes fell off in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>It's all over.
<v Speaker 2>So Animal hits his comeback or his hot tag, whatever
<v Speaker 2>you want to call it. It's his shoulder tackle, hair
<v Speaker 2>whip bellied a back clothesline in the corner. Dude, dude,
<v Speaker 2>the way he sets this up takes forever. I thought
<v Speaker 2>he was going for some crazy fucking ultra, remember.
<v Speaker 1>Like in like opposing corners and I'm like, oh shit,
<v Speaker 1>They're like he's about to cook something crazy here, and
<v Speaker 1>then they just closed line one of the Wait what happened? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he like grabbed what. It was like, oh shit, this
<v Speaker 1>is the right guy? Which emory you?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he grabs he says Hiderich and hidrac lines
<v Speaker 2>him out of the ring cat and style. Yes, Animal
<v Speaker 2>grabs Mercury and he slams him. Dude, this is this match.
<v Speaker 2>This man falls apart so bad at the end, dear.
<v Speaker 2>So after Animal gets confused on who's who and his
<v Speaker 2>comeback ends with.
<v Speaker 1>The clothes line in the corner.
<v Speaker 2>Animal grabs Mercury and he grabs him and he walks around.
<v Speaker 1>He slams him into one of the turnbuckles. Yeah, because
<v Speaker 1>he caught him out of a cross body dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? Who? What was this said? He grabs
<v Speaker 1>and he slams him into the turn buckle, and then
<v Speaker 1>he turns around and he stares at the.
<v Speaker 2>Locked who is now backing off away from him.
<v Speaker 1>He's like he had an aimbought on, Like he couldn't
<v Speaker 1>just get off of his sights here. He runs into
<v Speaker 1>the corner and squishes the Red.
<v Speaker 3>Ship while we standard there the corners looking down.
<v Speaker 1>That's what the hell the channel ship start? Check on? Man? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>dude locking eyes with the ref. It wasn't even like
<v Speaker 1>a full sprint. He had to like hobble over to
<v Speaker 1>the corner and squitch of the ref the.
<v Speaker 2>Turns are out, and then looks for the the and
<v Speaker 2>bumps them in a video game, dude, Mercury is not
<v Speaker 2>even like fighting it. He literally runs at him with
<v Speaker 2>mercury and just hits the funny.
<v Speaker 1>They bumps the ref. He throws Mercury down and then
<v Speaker 1>Molina is now in the ring with the tag team title,
<v Speaker 1>going to hit Animal in the back with.
<v Speaker 2>The Did he just get straight up he chased down
<v Speaker 2>a referee? What's another human?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, man, there could have been Yeah, total grounds
<v Speaker 1>for d Q. Yeah. So Molina's setting up to hit
<v Speaker 1>Animal now with the tag title and the way that
<v Speaker 1>she prepares for this, I don't know if this is like,
<v Speaker 1>you know, like a lock in a second ability to
<v Speaker 1>make this stronger. But she's behind Animal goes and shockingly enough,
<v Speaker 1>this gives Animal the iggy and he turns around and
<v Speaker 1>grabs the belt from her. Everyone of this rat is
<v Speaker 1>fucking stupid. Yeah, man, this is our show for baby, is.
<v Speaker 2>A show for babies, Like this is crazy, Like this
<v Speaker 2>is the most like, look, this is what's happening as
<v Speaker 2>wrestling I've ever seen, Like this is really rad. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is something else. So this is the fucking legion
<v Speaker 2>of Dude. This is supposed to be the craziest team ever.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I got a big pop I heard.
<v Speaker 2>So he grabs the belt and then fucking hits Mercury
<v Speaker 2>in the head with the belt and then Elisia Dude
<v Speaker 2>wins by cheating.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Holy shit, man, I don't even get
<v Speaker 1>a doomsday device on this fucking show.
<v Speaker 3>Heidench to do any part of the doomsmrusting him, don't you.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, before he hit Murky with mercury with
<v Speaker 1>the title Road Warrior Animal was threatening to hit Molino
<v Speaker 1>at the title se That was like a seventeen middle
<v Speaker 1>fifteen minute tag match. Hawks said, dude, you guys got
<v Speaker 1>to end this shit, man like this is over.
<v Speaker 2>Man Hawk would have never ever, ever let any of
<v Speaker 2>these dudes bump him, No fucking way, he was no
<v Speaker 2>selling their shit and hitting up with a pile driver
<v Speaker 2>stack dude, he would have said. He would have say,
<v Speaker 2>here's what we're doing. Fuck the clothesline out of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>We're doing a doomsday off the apron and you're gonna
<v Speaker 2>go to the floor and if you don't do it,
<v Speaker 2>we'll make you do it.
<v Speaker 1>You're taking this ship and Malina is also taking a
<v Speaker 1>post match doomsday.
<v Speaker 2>That we're the babyfaces, that we're not.
<v Speaker 1>Doing a rematch. Yeah, we're moving on.
<v Speaker 2>And hide Wright could sit in the culture of the
<v Speaker 2>quarner of watch.
<v Speaker 1>He could eat this chuckle bar out of my ass.
<v Speaker 2>So we got to a pre tape Randy Orton propaganda
<v Speaker 2>because he is in the middle of a feud with
<v Speaker 2>the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, this feed has been going on forever,
<v Speaker 1>it seems, because they recap.
<v Speaker 2>This is a pretty defining feud for this era of SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>I think most people that I see talk about it
<v Speaker 2>that were like kids that really were into this era.
<v Speaker 2>They really do talk about Randy Gordon an Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he comes over and immediately folks with
<v Speaker 1>tak her right, Like I think that's his smack dun
<v Speaker 1>feed off rip.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty popular. I mean all the all the
<v Speaker 2>moments of Undertaker, Like Undertaker's back now and he's the
<v Speaker 2>dead Man again, and for some reason he has harnessed
<v Speaker 2>the power of electricity. I don't know how he's done this.
<v Speaker 1>He's really good at makeup. I don't ever remember him
<v Speaker 1>like being able to rock this shit this crazy, but
<v Speaker 1>like he's figuring out but he could. Yeah, but like
<v Speaker 1>I guess it was more Caine.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I can channel this fucking lightning whenever I
<v Speaker 2>want to hit whatever I want. At some point you
<v Speaker 2>have to question, why didn't he just hit Bob Orton
<v Speaker 2>with the lightning bolt?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Kill to beat me and I kill you with a
<v Speaker 2>lightning bolt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So yeah, this is just recapping their whole feud
<v Speaker 1>where Taker him at WrestleMania at SummerSlam, Orton beat Taker
<v Speaker 1>via his dad dressed up as a fan distracting Taker
<v Speaker 1>and getting in the ring and then Orton archaoto and
<v Speaker 1>one you.
<v Speaker 2>Know would have been funny as if a lightning bolt
<v Speaker 2>hit Bob Orton and then he had a cast on
<v Speaker 2>his hand.
<v Speaker 1>Oh his hand.
<v Speaker 3>Back back.
<v Speaker 1>So Orton and his dad have signed a W W
<v Speaker 1>E Undertaker compilation DVD uh and put it on tombstone
<v Speaker 1>was ten Years of Taker DVD or something.
<v Speaker 3>It just matches, I think as all his worst matches.
<v Speaker 1>Apparently there's a lot we don't We don't say that.
<v Speaker 2>We don't say that, but we've heard a lot of
<v Speaker 2>people that.
<v Speaker 3>Says on the back of the DVD, I don't know the.
<v Speaker 1>Worst of Takers. Seven discs set all his matches.
<v Speaker 2>From his debut right now.
<v Speaker 1>Segment, all the promos. Yeah, they're putting it up for
<v Speaker 1>auctions signed by Orton and his dad on w dot
<v Speaker 1>com and the proceeds will go to the Undertaker's retirement fund.
<v Speaker 1>So they're gonna give him that money. Here tonight and
<v Speaker 1>Emotion graphic bumps up with Randy Orton and his dad
<v Speaker 1>holding a gigantic check for fourteen hundred dollars, which never
<v Speaker 1>pays off.
<v Speaker 2>I thought there was gonna be a joke here, but
<v Speaker 2>there was no I think there was. And then someone
<v Speaker 2>backstage said.
<v Speaker 7>I don't know about that where you made me look
<v Speaker 7>like an asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Forty dollars a lot of money to me, boy, James,
<v Speaker 2>You're right, not one of them make a joke about
<v Speaker 2>the amount. Yeah, nobody on commentary, no one even addresses it.
<v Speaker 3>Let's undred and sixteen. Okay, get you're.
<v Speaker 2>Telling me a WWE signed DVD only made fourteen hundred
<v Speaker 2>dollars and actually it made less, James, because we matched it.
<v Speaker 6>For dollars, made like seven eight dollars dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, we'll get there though.
<v Speaker 2>So uh yeah, we get to Ken Kennedy versus Paul London.
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy. Yeah, this is like early Ken Kennedy. I don't
<v Speaker 1>even know if he's mister Kennedy yet.
<v Speaker 2>He's he's Dane Cook here, he's dude, he's Jim carried
<v Speaker 2>out nuts here. Yeah, this is like Legit just looks
<v Speaker 2>like Dane Cook. This is like he sits in the
<v Speaker 2>middle of that room, grabs that mic and I go, wow,
<v Speaker 2>this is Dame Cook.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, not a bad gun to imitate. At the
<v Speaker 1>time he was over his ship sweets sauce dude. Okay.
<v Speaker 1>So Kennedy debut on SmackDown August twenty fifth, So like
<v Speaker 1>very recently.
<v Speaker 2>Who did he just beata?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 2>He beat somebody big recently, right, Booker T.
<v Speaker 1>And then Booker T.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So he debuted beat Funaki, then beat Booker T.
<v Speaker 1>I believe that's right. Booker said, I'm going to you
<v Speaker 1>and I I'm fucking so I'm done with this.
<v Speaker 2>So uh, Ken Kennedy grabs the mic from Tony Chimble
<v Speaker 2>and he says, Tony Jim, will you suck? And Michael
<v Speaker 2>Cole sits. There's snickering for the next fifteen minutes.
<v Speaker 1>He loves getting heat on Tony Chimble. Yeah yeah, this
<v Speaker 1>is like Kennedy's first feud is Tony Jimmel. He says, uh,
<v Speaker 1>there are two things in life you absolutely suck at.
<v Speaker 1>One is announcing and the other one is announcing pickles.
<v Speaker 2>So there they start the match here. There is an
<v Speaker 2>insane edit, like twenty seconds into this match.
<v Speaker 1>It was what was it on the fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Kennedy Irish whips them into the buckle and then.
<v Speaker 1>He drags them to the middle and there's like a
<v Speaker 1>random cut.
<v Speaker 2>There's a cut before that, so there's a cut. There's
<v Speaker 2>a cut before he does the Irish whip into the buckle,
<v Speaker 2>and then there's a cut when he drags them to
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the ring. So something shit, he must
<v Speaker 2>have happened there.
<v Speaker 1>How could that even like, what could it even have been?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually have no idea.
<v Speaker 1>It's weird.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would have just fucking just left in there.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever. Yeah, fuck this. Fuck Paul London.
<v Speaker 2>So Kennedy goes for a double axe handle to a
<v Speaker 2>lying opponent. Task confirms this on commentary. That's want to
<v Speaker 2>make sure ebody understands it.
<v Speaker 1>Didn't even try to guess what it was. It was
<v Speaker 1>a double ass handle on Paul London, who's laying down.
<v Speaker 2>So London gets his foot up and then Kennedy stops
<v Speaker 2>his foot and he hits an elbow drop and Michael
<v Speaker 2>Cole just came in his shorts. This is the smartest.
<v Speaker 1>Man a lot. It's like a mooda elbow to It
<v Speaker 1>actually was a.
<v Speaker 2>Cool elbow It did look cool. It did look cool.
<v Speaker 2>So London fights back with his strikes and he lands
<v Speaker 2>on his feet on a back body drop and hits
<v Speaker 2>the drop salt AND's right on.
<v Speaker 1>His head, fucking like definitely knocked himself loopy for a second.
<v Speaker 2>It's been a rough night so far.
<v Speaker 1>They have to match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, London hits a spinning heel kick, then he hits
<v Speaker 2>a spinning tornado kick brought and he climbs.
<v Speaker 1>Do you call it? Because I think I call it
<v Speaker 1>spinning wheel, but Taz Legit calls it both. On commentary
<v Speaker 1>he says spinning heel or wheel? Which one?
<v Speaker 2>Uh?
<v Speaker 1>The first one the spinning heel. I call it spinning
<v Speaker 1>heel kick. But is there a difference between wheel? No,
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, because I felt I was wrong.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I wrote wheel, and I was like, fuck,
<v Speaker 1>is that not right?
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was heel?
<v Speaker 1>But maybe yeah, I don't know, it could probably be both.
<v Speaker 2>Sure fair enough, So he climbs to the top. I
<v Speaker 2>reknew the second he climbed to the top, I said, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Ken Kennedy catches him, hits the Green Bay plunge.
<v Speaker 1>Was he called that yet? No? From what I understand,
<v Speaker 1>from what Michael Cole said, it's called what impact. It's
<v Speaker 1>like a cool move though.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess Tony, you know what it is?
<v Speaker 1>Kind of with a flip.
<v Speaker 3>It's a flipping Samoan drop with a twist.
<v Speaker 1>Rodor Hawk gave him that one. He said, this fucking bitch.
<v Speaker 1>He Reike's not going to do it, so you might
<v Speaker 1>as well do it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'll want ship. I can't try to just drop
<v Speaker 2>him on his head. He just said, no, no, I
<v Speaker 2>can't towards chocolate to night.
<v Speaker 1>Brother. I'm chuckling it out. I hate this fucking guy.
<v Speaker 2>Man, so Kid Kennedy then grabs the mic from Tony
<v Speaker 2>Chimmel and announces himself the winner.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Man, I mean we've talked about him before. I
<v Speaker 1>was a Kennedy mark. I thought I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>this guy is it? He's up next? And from all
<v Speaker 1>he was supposed to be Tony. Yeah, he was supposed
<v Speaker 1>to be so close for this era. Dude, he seems
<v Speaker 1>like the guy that would be next for sure. Yeah. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>And then and then he then he wasn't because he
<v Speaker 1>uh he heard everybody because because of John Cena. Oh
<v Speaker 1>was it John Cena? It was both of all. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>the politics. He was probably playing video games in the
<v Speaker 1>locker room.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably, yes, I mean I don't I actually know
<v Speaker 2>him more from mister Anderson.
<v Speaker 1>I think we talked about that. Yeah, we've talked about that,
<v Speaker 1>which is funny how that works. You also know Ball's
<v Speaker 1>mahoney Morris gone, that's a lesi bro fall and uh yeah.
<v Speaker 1>They show in the skybox general manager Theodore along and
<v Speaker 1>network executive Paul mer Cannon. Yeah, they're watching from the skybox.
<v Speaker 1>They're just enjoying themselves some smack down. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>why they have to be up there for it, but
<v Speaker 1>they are because it's premiere. Oh that's right. Well, no
<v Speaker 1>one's watching the first hour, Tony, because the ship just
<v Speaker 1>watching at the back.
<v Speaker 3>Well, they're watching, they're watching it.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not enjoying it either, Paul.
<v Speaker 1>Mr Cannon said, this has gotta be a joke, right,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like we're canceled in the show, Teddy, if
<v Speaker 1>you don't figure.
<v Speaker 2>This show, we just canceled Star Trek for this. You
<v Speaker 2>understand that, right was our highest drawing show, The Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Was on Star Trek. Don't you understand this any long?
<v Speaker 2>This was a scorpioky, Do you understand what I'm saying?
<v Speaker 1>He's getting.
<v Speaker 2>So tag bodies spray for guys, not for women. Tag
<v Speaker 2>of the night.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, it's uniquely designed to attract the ladies. Will ladies,
<v Speaker 1>don't fucking put this on. You're gonna suck it up
<v Speaker 1>for us.
<v Speaker 2>Some guy has attacked Scottie Too Hotty with go on.
<v Speaker 1>That's gotta be pirate, Paul Burt He's a pirate.
<v Speaker 2>They legit, they legit. Don't know who it is when
<v Speaker 2>he does it.
<v Speaker 1>It is this guy, seem that was not only that, James,
<v Speaker 1>this was two weeks ago on Velocity and they're only
<v Speaker 1>paying it off now and now they know who he is.
<v Speaker 1>All that's Paul Burchill here.
<v Speaker 2>Oh we always do is Paul burch You know this
<v Speaker 2>guy was a teacher. So we have Scotty Too Haughty
<v Speaker 2>versus Paul Burchell. Paul Burchell is here with William Regal.
<v Speaker 2>Scotty Too Hotty is way out of his element still
<v Speaker 2>being here, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it feels fucked up. I actually thought this was
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a tag match too, but sadly, sadly it
<v Speaker 1>is not.
<v Speaker 2>Scotty doesn't even do all his shitting nomore. He just
<v Speaker 2>kind of comes out and it say, hey, everybody, I
<v Speaker 2>do the worms on times.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get my ass kicked here by Paul.
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting my ass kicked all year. So Paul Burchill
<v Speaker 2>comes out here.
<v Speaker 1>In his little outfit. He's huge, I'll give him that much.
<v Speaker 1>He's I mean, this is Drew McIntyre. Wow, you're right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he looks like he looks exactly the same as him.
<v Speaker 1>He's maybe not as tall as Drue, but like he's
<v Speaker 1>fucking big. He looks like non Wagoner. You guys remember
<v Speaker 1>that guy.
<v Speaker 2>So he's got some promo and shitty promo. Yeah, he's
<v Speaker 2>got a lot to say about America.
<v Speaker 1>What may introduce myself? My name is Paul Burchell. Okay.
<v Speaker 1>He says he's the most dangerous import since that man.
<v Speaker 1>And then I don't know he like in his head
<v Speaker 1>he knew his line, but I don't think he like
<v Speaker 1>remembered that he had a point to Regal. So he
<v Speaker 1>says that man and then like two seconds later he
<v Speaker 1>points the Regal. You know that dude, drink piss on TV. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>he he was dangerous a ship when he didn't. Chill says,
<v Speaker 1>when he asked me to come to w WE to
<v Speaker 1>watch his back, he promised me people to maim and hurt.
<v Speaker 1>So far, I've not been disappointed. I said, oh I
<v Speaker 1>hate this guy. They should make a sister now. Fucking
<v Speaker 1>good idea. Burchill says. When I was in England, I
<v Speaker 1>used to hurt people for my own pleasure. Now I
<v Speaker 1>do it for money, and believe me, I'm enjoying my job.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, how you have so much have so
<v Speaker 1>much time to talk? Last week you found out exactly
<v Speaker 1>what Paul Burchill's about you tiptoe dancing tiptoe. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know what fucking word he said dancing? Was it tiptoe?
<v Speaker 1>He didn't really dance, No, he did. He must watch.
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were here with the hip hop?
<v Speaker 1>Hip hop? Where's the one with the rs?
<v Speaker 2>Did you off from the UK?
<v Speaker 3>I used to be a teacher.
<v Speaker 2>We used to drink piss every day in the UK,
<v Speaker 2>and now I get paid for it and I enjoy it.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, of course we got some wide open seats
<v Speaker 2>of hard game for this. When everyone's very excited, he
<v Speaker 2>tell me that he came that right. Yeah, they just
<v Speaker 2>got up and said, no, that's not for that.
<v Speaker 1>I'm out here all right. Well they you know, they
<v Speaker 1>spent all their energy on the road Warrior Pop earlier, so.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they expended a lot of energy on that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got to bring it back. Oh yeah, so yeah,
<v Speaker 1>but he was working his arm. The whole story is
<v Speaker 1>that I think Burchill fucked his arm up when he
<v Speaker 1>ran in on Velocity.
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, he's us wore an arm bar.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right. He's still hurt from the arm injury.
<v Speaker 1>Didn't seem like it. No, he was fun.
<v Speaker 2>I guess maybe he was because he didn't do the dance.
<v Speaker 1>He can't dance with his arm.
<v Speaker 2>He took away the soul of Scotty Tooty. He doesn't
<v Speaker 2>want to dance anymore. Damn Scotty goes he can't do
<v Speaker 2>the way things.
<v Speaker 1>Oh I can't do the Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Scottie goes with a worm, but Burchell trips him
<v Speaker 2>and punches him in the stomach.
<v Speaker 1>That was a crazy counter it was. It was actually
<v Speaker 1>pretty cool.
<v Speaker 2>So Paul Burchell hits the shoulder breaker and then the
<v Speaker 2>Fuji war arm.
<v Speaker 1>Bar and Scottie taps out. Dude, Berchell cheese like throwing
<v Speaker 1>me in a ring post, like fucking three times here.
<v Speaker 1>I said that you can't just cheese this, and yes
<v Speaker 1>I can. He loaded him up and they made it
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, ship. Here it comes and it was
<v Speaker 1>just a shoulder breaker. I said, oh wow, fuck this
<v Speaker 1>dude for real?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shoulder breaker, Fuji war.
<v Speaker 1>That's it. Scotty's done. You think he gets his revenge?
<v Speaker 1>Where's the honly, where's the one with.
<v Speaker 2>Where's the grand master? He was the grandmaster? So we
<v Speaker 2>go backstage. Ken Kennedy introduces himself to Charmel.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Charmel's there taking a drink, and Kennedy says, Charmel,
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we've been properly introduced, Ken Kennedy. You
<v Speaker 1>know the guy single handedly defeated your husband on the
<v Speaker 1>sack down. Yeah wow? And Charmo says, I don't got
<v Speaker 1>to fucking listen to this, and she goes leave, and
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy says, this is about your husband, and she said,
<v Speaker 1>what about my husband? And Kennedy says, I know you
<v Speaker 1>want your husband to be as successful as possible? Am
<v Speaker 1>I right? You can envision see in the United States
<v Speaker 1>Championship around his waist? Am I right? How many times
<v Speaker 1>has Crispin Wild defending the US title against your husband? Hm?
<v Speaker 1>Aren't they supposed to be good friends? And he's just
<v Speaker 1>giving her a shit about that, and he says, I
<v Speaker 1>know that friends don't let this is nuts. I don't
<v Speaker 1>even know what this was implying here. I know that
<v Speaker 1>friends don't let friends drive drunk and all, but I
<v Speaker 1>do think friends should give friends title shots. Is that
<v Speaker 1>like a one to one.
<v Speaker 2>Must have been a super popular two thousand and five.
<v Speaker 1>Saying yeah, yeah, maybe you're right, but like, how is
<v Speaker 1>that comparable at all? No, it's not. You don't let
<v Speaker 1>them drive drunk, but you should let him have a title.
<v Speaker 2>Very similar things that I think he broke down very eloquily.
<v Speaker 1>Uh. Well, he says, you know, I just find it
<v Speaker 1>to be a bit curious, don't you, And she almost says, well,
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking Kennedy said, well, it was nice to meet
<v Speaker 1>you again. The name was Ken Kennedy, and he comes
<v Speaker 1>back Kennedy.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they're h he's an annoying little bastard.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I kind of. He's a fucking prick. I do
<v Speaker 1>like it too, Yeah, I mean he's like I said,
<v Speaker 1>I liked them. Uh, and they try with them at
<v Speaker 1>the very least, they they fucking fall off that, but
<v Speaker 1>they try.
<v Speaker 2>Would you say that?
<v Speaker 1>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>Like it? It literally didn't work because of like politics.
<v Speaker 1>Is that like legitimate. I think so. Yeah, I think so.
<v Speaker 3>I think that's what I would say.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, because he was there, he was like they
<v Speaker 1>were gonna make the Vince' sun. That was a big
<v Speaker 1>fucking angle they were. I mean, he won money in
<v Speaker 1>the bank. He was obviously going to get the title.
<v Speaker 1>I imagine it was just you know, the world title on SMACKDWN.
<v Speaker 1>But it was still like amazing. I'm still uh, you know, accomplishment.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure someone can probably say if Orton or whoever
<v Speaker 1>else has told their side of the Kennedy stuff, you know,
<v Speaker 1>obviously I've heard mostly Kennedy's where it's you know, they
<v Speaker 1>said he was injury prone and he was hurting other
<v Speaker 1>dudes and he thought it was a bunch of shit,
<v Speaker 1>and dudes were just afraid of him taking their spots,
<v Speaker 1>which you know, he was getting pushed. Sure he was
<v Speaker 1>going to take Randy Orton or Johnson a spot, you know, he.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't taking an Orton spot. No, Triple H would make
<v Speaker 2>sure that didn't happen.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no fucking way. But yeah, no, it definitely was
<v Speaker 1>a case of something went wrong there and he should
<v Speaker 1>have probably had a better run there. Sure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we have the Undertaker town Hall. Undertaker is
<v Speaker 2>here to do his entire entrance.
<v Speaker 1>When it hit, I was like, oh, this is Orton
<v Speaker 1>and Cowboy Bob coming out. And then I was actually
<v Speaker 1>disappointed when I saw the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 2>Was like that Undertakers came, I still thought it was
<v Speaker 2>Bob Orton in gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, Taker does his entire
<v Speaker 1>fucking entrance here. We've talked a lot about this era
<v Speaker 1>of Undertaker, and again we know that there's a lot
<v Speaker 1>of people that grew up on this era of Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>And I won't tell you how much it sucked. I'll
<v Speaker 1>let you have your time. Yeah, I'll just imply you
<v Speaker 1>know that I hated this era for me. Yeah yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, man, But like, hey, listen, there's stuff
<v Speaker 1>that I grew up on that I know sucked, you know,
<v Speaker 1>and one day you'll you'll acknowledge that too, that this sucked.
<v Speaker 7>It comes out AND's Orton at Summer Slam. You and
<v Speaker 7>your father had your fun at my expense, and I'm like,
<v Speaker 7>oh fucking shit, alright, goddamn goddamn Undertaker town Hall. I
<v Speaker 7>gotta hear all the Undertaker is the dead Man. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 7>I know I'm dead.
<v Speaker 1>I'm dead as shit, I know, tell you it says,
<v Speaker 1>you know you'll find out what death and the Undertaker
<v Speaker 1>have in common. I don't know what it is. We
<v Speaker 1>wait for no Man. Oh yeah, of course that's what
<v Speaker 1>it is. I thought it was, right. Yeah. Undertaker waits
<v Speaker 1>for no Man as he waits for Orton to come out,
<v Speaker 1>no problem.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah sure, and he lets him talk the whole.
<v Speaker 1>Way through, and he doesn't go up to kick his ass.
<v Speaker 2>He lets him bring out a big check.
<v Speaker 1>So Orton's music hits and Orton comes out with cowboy
<v Speaker 1>Bob Orton, and Orton says, Undertaker, I gotta be honest
<v Speaker 1>with you. We are. We're surprised that you had the
<v Speaker 1>guts to come here to night. I actually am surprised
<v Speaker 1>to hear too. I thought, dude, okay.
<v Speaker 2>So Orton and his dad walked out and they had
<v Speaker 2>no big check, and my initial thought is.
<v Speaker 1>I hate this fucking company.
<v Speaker 2>He showed me, You showed me a big check, and
<v Speaker 2>then you're not going to bring it out here I know.
<v Speaker 1>But they bring out the check. Thankfully they do. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Orton says, after I killed your legend Summer Slam, we
<v Speaker 1>figured you would crawl back to Death Valley and never
<v Speaker 1>show your face again. Crust are saying you suck, or
<v Speaker 1>at least it sounds like that.
<v Speaker 2>That is such a that was such a written outline
<v Speaker 2>like that. He read like the Death Valley line. Valley, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>holy ship?
<v Speaker 1>All right man, yeah man, we're on SmackDown. I'm surprised
<v Speaker 1>you showed up on Friday Night SmackDown after I beat
<v Speaker 1>you at w Summers.
<v Speaker 2>I thought you would go back to Death Valley where
<v Speaker 2>you're from.
<v Speaker 1>This is in Death Valley. This is skimmity toilet. Orton says,
<v Speaker 1>I'm a man of my word. My father raised me
<v Speaker 1>to do so, and seeing as you're here today, I
<v Speaker 1>will do as I said. I have a gift to
<v Speaker 1>present to you. If I can get some help from
<v Speaker 1>the back, please bring out Undertaker's gift. And they, as
<v Speaker 1>James talked about, they bring out the big ass check
<v Speaker 1>and it's on a stand. It's a big and I listen,
<v Speaker 1>I love me a big ass check. I think that
<v Speaker 1>was good. That was good. That is awesome. What a
<v Speaker 1>good gimmick.
<v Speaker 9>H I'm from dude that this big check was on
<v Speaker 9>a stand that was hooked up to a tiny prope
<v Speaker 9>tank that's kind of weird.
<v Speaker 1>Wait, really, I didn't see that.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck is mid.
<v Speaker 2>Ship?
<v Speaker 3>It was that go camping with you know what I mean?
<v Speaker 7>Ran propate charcoal like a man.
<v Speaker 1>Depth though, skibbity toilet bitch. I didn't see that. Tony,
<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. Yeah, good eye, Tony, good.
<v Speaker 3>Eyes, little black propain. Tank was like, that's a weird.
<v Speaker 1>St They couldn't. Orton says. They signed a copy of
<v Speaker 1>The Undertaker DVD and put it on auction in w
<v Speaker 1>dot com to raise funds for Undertaker's retirement and Orton
<v Speaker 1>says he matched dollar for dollar the amount they raised.
<v Speaker 1>And then Orton takes a sharpie from his dad and
<v Speaker 1>signs the big ass check and he presents him his
<v Speaker 1>retirement funding the amount of one thousand, four hundred and
<v Speaker 1>sixteen dollars. Huh so this so he matched it dollar
<v Speaker 1>for dollars. So they only raised seven hundred bucks right
<v Speaker 1>the Undertaker's retirement fund. The whole time I was like, oh, wow,
<v Speaker 1>that's very funny that like this a small amount of money.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, or just gotta say something right like, oh, we
<v Speaker 3>couldn't raise that much money.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, no one likes you. So you're not worth
<v Speaker 2>any more than this amount of only worth seven hundred dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like I had, I had to match it because
<v Speaker 1>no one fucks with you. You're an old bomb and
<v Speaker 1>this is this is how your life's gonna be. You're
<v Speaker 1>fourteen hundred dollars and you're gonna like it. None of
<v Speaker 1>that is said, it's not implied by Orton, it's not
<v Speaker 1>implied by the commentators. No one makes a deal out
<v Speaker 1>of this being only fourteen hundred dollars. And listen, I would.
<v Speaker 2>Love that old joke dollars.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and fucking Orton says, if you want it, come
<v Speaker 1>get it. So now it is implied that Undertaker is
<v Speaker 1>going to go fight to get fourteen hundred dollars. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>Let alone that the Undertaker the dead Man has a
<v Speaker 1>retirement fund before separate.
<v Speaker 3>Thing before he saw it when he sides to check
<v Speaker 3>test this. Do you know do you have any idea
<v Speaker 3>what that signure is worth? And I'm like, yes, it's worth,
<v Speaker 3>of course, I know what it's that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love the idea of Undertaker. Oh fuck you
<v Speaker 1>you did it? Now? You were you going to say
<v Speaker 1>I'm worth.
<v Speaker 2>I'm he really wants it hilarious.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he runs up the kid to get the check.
<v Speaker 1>So the Undertaker's eyes roll in the back of his head.
<v Speaker 1>They play the gong, the lights start to flicker on,
<v Speaker 1>the tron is staticking, and then all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't like. There's no like theatrics from Undertaker. Usually.
<v Speaker 1>I thought he did like a gimmick to do this.
<v Speaker 3>He does his hand like hand arm up and then
<v Speaker 3>down lightning strike.
<v Speaker 1>This is just he does this in his mind. Were
<v Speaker 1>a lightning bolt strikes to check and sets it on fire.
<v Speaker 2>He mind fucks a lightning bolt into existence from the air.
<v Speaker 2>The orgasms and then a lightning boat strikes it shuts.
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, the checks on fire. Or and his dad
<v Speaker 1>run away. Anyway, Stea, what the fuck are we not
<v Speaker 1>gonna talk with?
<v Speaker 2>Taz has nothing to say.
<v Speaker 1>They don't talk about this. The rest of the I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't think always has something to say. Yeah, nothing like
<v Speaker 2>oh fuck, yeah, oh my god, a lightning bult destruck
<v Speaker 2>the building.
<v Speaker 1>How inside the building? Yeah, there's a roof. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>like this is a this is nuts. This whole thing
<v Speaker 1>is absurd.
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you this. This Undertaker made for some great
<v Speaker 2>smacknun versus raw storylines.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, somebody on the Patreon said, Wow, this sb R
<v Speaker 1>O six GM mode as episode. Yeah, like li like this.
<v Speaker 2>Room of the storylines where they would have take or
<v Speaker 2>do like all the fucking like ship from the Afterlife
<v Speaker 2>and all that stuff.
<v Speaker 1>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it did make for some very good video
<v Speaker 2>games ship.
<v Speaker 1>But like you know why, James, It's because this show
<v Speaker 1>is a show for babies.
<v Speaker 2>It is a show for babies.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's tough to watch this like now, like it's
<v Speaker 2>just a lot of bullshit on the show. There's there's
<v Speaker 2>some like Eddie and Ray feel like guys from a
<v Speaker 2>different era like on this.
<v Speaker 1>Show, Like it's it feels even like compared to the
<v Speaker 1>main Eddie and Ray feels like a completely different thing.
<v Speaker 2>So speaking of that, we go to Eddie Guerrero versus
<v Speaker 2>Ray Mysterio steel cage match.
<v Speaker 1>They have been feuding all year long forever. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Eddie comes out here with his heel song Gangster.
<v Speaker 1>This is it is cool top tier Eddie for me.
<v Speaker 1>This is he's cool ship here.
<v Speaker 2>He's big, He's dude, he's massive. Yeah, it's huge, like
<v Speaker 2>with even with the shirt on he looks.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy bursting out of this shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's I love, he's such a Yeah, he's
<v Speaker 2>got such a good facial likel thing going on.
<v Speaker 1>It's a motionless but it's full of emotion. I can't
<v Speaker 1>explain it.
<v Speaker 2>Teddy Long, Paul, Mr Cannon, Stacy Keebler, and Christy Hemmey
<v Speaker 2>you are watching now?
<v Speaker 1>Huh? Are we on TV? Now? I guess I would
<v Speaker 1>assume that's probably right. If not, yeah, I imagine, like
<v Speaker 1>you said earlier, maybe the taker promo was yeah, probably
<v Speaker 1>if not now. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Ray beat Eddie at Mania, and then Eddie became
<v Speaker 2>obsessed with beating.
<v Speaker 1>Ray because they were tag champs together. And then they
<v Speaker 1>had like a I don't know if it was like
<v Speaker 1>a friendly competition a Mania or what it was, but
<v Speaker 1>it seems like it broke down from there.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie and Ray had a match with the Great American Bash,
<v Speaker 2>where Dominic Mysterio was revealed to be adopted and was
<v Speaker 2>really Eddie's kid, No, which is crazy. So Ray at
<v Speaker 2>SummerSlam won a ladder match where he took their briefcase
<v Speaker 2>down and won the rights back to his son, Dominic Mysterio,
<v Speaker 2>his adopted son.
<v Speaker 1>We have watched that. I don't know if we watched
<v Speaker 1>that whole show, if we watch just that match, I
<v Speaker 1>don't remember.
<v Speaker 2>If you explain this storyline to a normal person, they
<v Speaker 2>would look at you like you're fucking insane. Anyways, who's
<v Speaker 2>that jumping out a sky?
<v Speaker 1>Ray lost custody to his child that he adopted, so
<v Speaker 1>he had to win it back at a ladder badge.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and he did it, and Dom was on TV
<v Speaker 2>playing the PSPs.
<v Speaker 1>And now he's a tag champion on roll or something.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's crazy, I mean crazy. They truly have w
<v Speaker 2>retcon that he's not as abdotted.
<v Speaker 1>His son anymore, or maybe his brother.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's the deal with that. Someone's got to give
<v Speaker 2>me some news on that.
<v Speaker 1>Macho probably knows that. Yeah, Macho definitely knows.
<v Speaker 2>So they start this match by just fucking throwing punches
<v Speaker 2>at each other. Obviously. This is the final match of
<v Speaker 2>their rivalry here for the year. Ray trips Eddie into
<v Speaker 2>the ropes and realizes can't he can't do the six
<v Speaker 2>one nine because the cage is there, which is yeah,
<v Speaker 2>pretty funny.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie turns around and gives him stuff a shitty grit.
<v Speaker 1>He's like an get it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he did it, zoomed it on his face too,
<v Speaker 2>because like you can't.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is.
<v Speaker 3>The point where Taz does the watch your watch, wat kid,
<v Speaker 3>he can't do the six dine he coun't do it.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie launches Ray overhead. He lands on the top rope
<v Speaker 2>and then climbs to the top very quickly. Eddie has
<v Speaker 2>to chase him down. Yeah, big pot for that. Now
<v Speaker 2>they're just throwing punches sitting on top of the cage,
<v Speaker 2>both of them. Yeah, they got these guys that face
<v Speaker 2>each other. So many times I thought, like, especially for
<v Speaker 2>the end of a few, that this would get I
<v Speaker 2>thought this was gonna get bloody as fuck. I legit
<v Speaker 2>thought like, okay, that's my why. In my brain, I
<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, this felt this felt like they were
<v Speaker 2>holding back. Like I was watching this. She did some
<v Speaker 2>cool ship, but I was like, oh, they're holding back
<v Speaker 2>like this is there.
<v Speaker 1>Definitely wasn't that one like holy fuck thing like which
<v Speaker 1>I assume they thought was what happens at the end
<v Speaker 1>with Ray, But it I thought Ray just kind of
<v Speaker 1>looked like an asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it almost it almost it almost feels like we're
<v Speaker 2>you know, I have to look back at the timeline
<v Speaker 2>all that, But it almost feels like we're at the
<v Speaker 2>air in ww where, like we've killed this gimmick completely.
<v Speaker 1>The cage. Yeah, it's just like, oh, we're doing a
<v Speaker 1>cage match now, and it's like right, yeah, yeah, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like you know, blood is probably Xnate here soon anyway, right.
<v Speaker 2>And that it kills a lot of shit, you know
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, especially like when you have like a
<v Speaker 2>big blowoff like this, like someone's a bleed man, Like I.
<v Speaker 1>Mean, like you see a cage, you see a hell
<v Speaker 1>in a cell. I mean, how you're not bleeding a
<v Speaker 1>cage for that? This thing's not dangerous enough to cut somebody.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when it went from uh fucking like offensive to defensive. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>just so, Ray hits a head butt and Eddie dangles
<v Speaker 2>off the side for a little bit. Here will Will Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they both come back in. Ray hits a drop kick
<v Speaker 2>with them walking on the top rope, which sinds Eddie
<v Speaker 2>into the corner of the cage and he.
<v Speaker 1>Falls off the top. Yeah, it was Yeah, it was prequel,
<v Speaker 1>I agree.
<v Speaker 2>Eddie hits a d d T and two dudes in
<v Speaker 2>the front row stand up and starts shouting and this
<v Speaker 2>pumping let's go fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Back something, dude. There was a there's a spot just
<v Speaker 1>before that where Eddie and Ray are on their knees
<v Speaker 1>and Ray throws a punch and it sounds like the
<v Speaker 1>loudest thing ever. I was like, Wow, he really laid
<v Speaker 1>into him there, and the commentary is like, oh shit,
<v Speaker 1>that was crazy. Then I look back and it was
<v Speaker 1>the sound was the referee clapping when he stopped the
<v Speaker 1>ten count Shit, Okay, I got worked.
<v Speaker 2>So Eddie tries to escape out the front door, but
<v Speaker 2>Ray grabs him and pulls him back in. Ray tries
<v Speaker 2>to climb over, but Eddie grabs him into a power
<v Speaker 2>bomb on the top rope, but Ray ron is them
<v Speaker 2>off the top rope again.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking cool.
<v Speaker 2>Ray is grabbing his knee, his surgically repaired knee. Ray
<v Speaker 2>climbs to the top of the cage. Also Taz tries
<v Speaker 2>to give him like a that's his knee. You know,
<v Speaker 2>he's got a lot of you got a lot of
<v Speaker 2>surgeries on her knee.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Ray climbs to the top of the cage, not like
<v Speaker 2>the tip top, but where the actual cage stops.
<v Speaker 1>He's sitting on it. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So there's like the trust that holds the cage
<v Speaker 2>and then there's the top of the actual cage, so
<v Speaker 2>he like puts his feet on the cage and he
<v Speaker 2>goes for a crossbody but misses and lands on the mat. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like that was the camera shot was awful. That is
<v Speaker 2>such a crazy bump to take, and like, just go
<v Speaker 2>to the wide shot. Why the fuck is there a
<v Speaker 2>cut in between him jumping?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it makes it look like it's a shorter distance.
<v Speaker 2>They show like an underneath shot that they had the
<v Speaker 2>whole time, by the way, on a tape show by
<v Speaker 2>the way, and they show the shot and it's crazy.
<v Speaker 2>He's just like floating through the air. Like that is
<v Speaker 2>such an insane bump to take where it just the
<v Speaker 2>cut between it made it look like he didn't go anywhere.
<v Speaker 1>It just looked like another missed move.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, come on, No one with a
<v Speaker 2>vision back there said, hey, go to the wide shot.
<v Speaker 2>We got ninety cameras.
<v Speaker 1>It's taped, we have a lot of five days. There's
<v Speaker 1>literally any body sees this and like, yeah, to your point,
<v Speaker 1>like Ray doing this at the end of the match
<v Speaker 1>when he's already been, He's already been at the very
<v Speaker 1>top of the cage trying to leave, and now he
<v Speaker 1>decides like it's cross the body time when his leg hurts. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh, I gotta do this now. No, you don't.
<v Speaker 2>You can just finish what you're doing before. Yeah, which
<v Speaker 2>is you know, like I said, I think you have
<v Speaker 2>to think about it in that sense where it's like
<v Speaker 2>if Ray would have just done it one time, Let's
<v Speaker 2>say that was the one time he went where like
<v Speaker 2>Eddie's the one trying to escape because he has to
<v Speaker 2>beat Ray. He has to, yeah, right, but Ray doesn't.
<v Speaker 2>The match psychology is that Ray doesn't really care. He's
<v Speaker 2>got everything that he's ever wanted from.
<v Speaker 1>He got his kid back. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>They even explain on commentary. They're like, Eddie Guerrero has
<v Speaker 2>nothing to lose. He has nothing to lose. There's literally
<v Speaker 2>nothing that could happen to this match. If he lost again,
<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't matter. It's just another lost to raymis Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Who cares. I'm gonna fight you again until I beat you.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Ray's like, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 1>I'm beating you again. I'm beating you again. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Wow, they got like the it was
<v Speaker 2>just it just fell all over the place with what
<v Speaker 2>they were trying to tell. Not that like everything was
<v Speaker 2>still well done in the match. All the moves and
<v Speaker 2>ship were cool, and I will always enjoy watching Ray
<v Speaker 2>and Eddie wrestle.
<v Speaker 1>But of course wouldn't it picked a little? But it's
<v Speaker 1>like it is like in the context of this is
<v Speaker 1>the end, Like I don't think they wrestle each other
<v Speaker 1>again after this. It's like, oh, well, you guys will
<v Speaker 1>can say in here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, like oh shit, all right, yeah, So Eddie
<v Speaker 2>walks out the door but stops on the steps and
<v Speaker 2>then he walks back in and he frog splashes Ray
<v Speaker 2>to win the match by pinfall instead of walking out,
<v Speaker 2>which is a pivotal.
<v Speaker 1>Eddie moment in this in this angle where like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he could have taken. It's almost shittier because he
<v Speaker 2>could have taken it and his fucking best friend Ray,
<v Speaker 2>mysterious knee is fucked from a high risk movie. Just
<v Speaker 2>took and he could have just left.
<v Speaker 3>Wasn't that bad?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the camera shot didn't look he just barely jumped out,
<v Speaker 2>You're not.
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I had to go back to it. I was like,
<v Speaker 3>what what kept breakdown? Forever and they're like, that wasn't
<v Speaker 3>that bad the.
<v Speaker 2>Cage he jumped face first on the mat from ten
<v Speaker 2>feet in the air. Yeah, So he walking back in
<v Speaker 2>and just saying, all right, I'll beat you with my
<v Speaker 2>moved you know, it's fucking best friend's laying there with
<v Speaker 2>his knee, my fucking surgically repaired knees, like I'm in
<v Speaker 2>the fox flast pitch. And then he gets in his
<v Speaker 2>face under the like that's right, bitch, I beat you,
<v Speaker 2>I beat you.
<v Speaker 1>He's talking, he's so much should he mounts him and
<v Speaker 1>fucking smashes his head. Yeah, that was awes. Yeah, that
<v Speaker 1>was good.
<v Speaker 2>I like the the end shot of the batch here.
<v Speaker 1>It is uh. I mean it's fucking crazy, though. There's
<v Speaker 1>like there's he's like three months or whatever. It's like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>that's it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty crazy to think about that. It's it's
<v Speaker 2>it's it's weird watching this because the first thing I
<v Speaker 2>thought when he walked out, I said, damn, like he's.
<v Speaker 1>Got another run or five coming here, like this is
<v Speaker 1>world this should be the world champion. This Eddie Guerrero.
<v Speaker 2>When he came out and like he was in the
<v Speaker 2>I'm your poppy shirt and ship yes, and like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I got kind of sad. I was like, damn, I
<v Speaker 2>already know like where this is going, and like all
<v Speaker 2>like thinking like that.
<v Speaker 1>But I love that era of Eddie so much. I
<v Speaker 1>actually can't believe that that Eddie wasn't world champion. He
<v Speaker 1>didn't have a top heel run with the world title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess he didn't really get the chance. No,
<v Speaker 2>I would imagine. I imagine that's where he was going.
<v Speaker 1>It had to have been eventually, right, Like why the
<v Speaker 1>fuck not?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they were try find hard to push
<v Speaker 2>Batista's the new face of SmackDown. I think at the
<v Speaker 2>time it just got drafted right to smack Yeah. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so I think that's where they're going for there. But
<v Speaker 2>like he could have been. He would have been a
<v Speaker 2>grate fuil to Batista for a long time, I imagine, yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>w B definitely like he had had his run and
<v Speaker 2>now it was time to like give back. I think
<v Speaker 2>it's probably where he was at.
<v Speaker 1>In his career. He was just turned and face, so
<v Speaker 1>he probably was about to put over like Kennedy some more. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>He definitely would have went. He definitely would have left
<v Speaker 2>that it would be and done more indies and ship too,
<v Speaker 2>Like I definitely don't think he would have stuck around forever.
<v Speaker 1>No, it would have been.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah it would have been sweet.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 2>And I bet he'd be a fucking crazy good agent
<v Speaker 2>and ship like, he'd be such a great mind to
<v Speaker 2>just pick apart and all that shit.
<v Speaker 1>Man, Yeah, we got I mean it's completely robbed of
<v Speaker 1>a ton of ship. It's like, yeah, it's so weird watched,
<v Speaker 1>like you said, weird watching the end of this because
<v Speaker 1>like it doesn't look like like he looks fucking great.
<v Speaker 2>He looks incredible, Yeah, he really does. He does look incredible,
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's just something when I saw him, I
<v Speaker 2>was like, damn, I don't know why my brain just
<v Speaker 2>goes directly to that.
<v Speaker 1>I think I just like it's weird. Yeah, it's just
<v Speaker 1>a weird thing.
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's sometimes how it is when, uh, you know,
<v Speaker 2>ship like that happens.
<v Speaker 1>You know.
<v Speaker 2>So SmackDown is brought to you by Burnout, Revenge, Oh
<v Speaker 2>the Man, and Nintendo DS Touching Man is Good.
<v Speaker 1>The Man starring Samuel L. Jackson. The fuck is that? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>I totally forgot about all that when I heard Nintendo
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<v Speaker 3>This campaign of all time? Yeah, what was that?
<v Speaker 1>Awesome? I need one of those.
<v Speaker 8>I can't get they have Nintendogs.
<v Speaker 2>So Linda McMahon is here to talk about Hurricane Katrina
<v Speaker 2>and what you can do to uh.
<v Speaker 1>Ate some money. Yeah, it was just like smack dab
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of this. Hey, we'll be back with
<v Speaker 1>the US title match like a minute, but Lynna mcmanon's
<v Speaker 1>got to talk to you. Oh shit, Okay, So.
<v Speaker 2>Now it's time for the US Championship match Chris bin
<v Speaker 2>wa versus Orlando Jordan. This is the craziest storyline that's
<v Speaker 2>ever been put together.
<v Speaker 1>I knew something was a foot James when I looked
<v Speaker 1>and like the CA it was like the cage match,
<v Speaker 1>and they said there's three big fucking matches like all
<v Speaker 1>these cage match in two title match. I was like, huh,
<v Speaker 1>there's there's like less than twenty minutes left on this
<v Speaker 1>and there's a bull rope world title match. I said,
<v Speaker 1>something's miss here, and then they explained that the Orlando
<v Speaker 1>Jordan has been getting beat in unbelievably timed record time
<v Speaker 1>every week by Chris Manoa. Do we know what the
<v Speaker 1>payoff to this was? Yeah, Orlando Jordan wins at some point, right, Like.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, so let me bring this down, least explain what
<v Speaker 2>this is. So US title match ben Wa versus Orlando Jordan.
<v Speaker 2>Bin Wah beat Orlando Jordan to win the US title
<v Speaker 2>at SummerSlam. Not only did he beat him, he beat
<v Speaker 2>Orlando Jordan for the US title in twenty five point
<v Speaker 2>five seconds.
<v Speaker 1>Well, because Orlando Jordan's whole thing is that he was
<v Speaker 1>going to knock out ben watten record time, and there
<v Speaker 1>was a timer on the screen for all these matches.
<v Speaker 1>But what it turns out is that ben Wa was
<v Speaker 1>actually beating him in record time.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd went nuts, says Summer Slay. I'm like, DNA
<v Speaker 2>had a huge fire up. I was like, holy shirt,
<v Speaker 2>he beat him with twenty five seconds, Like that was
<v Speaker 2>pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>And I said, Wow, that was awesome. Let's keep doing it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was like, oh, what's next? What's next? So
<v Speaker 2>last week on SmackDown, ben Wah beat Orlando Jordan in
<v Speaker 2>twenty three point four seconds. I said, oh, okay, interesting,
<v Speaker 2>and then I started looking at the clock and how
<v Speaker 2>much time was left on the show, and I said,
<v Speaker 2>uh oh, this dude's about to get caught.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Orlando Jordans says backstage that he beat Ben Wat
<v Speaker 2>the Great American Bash would it was a long time
<v Speaker 2>ago and he will do it again tonight. Of course,
<v Speaker 2>ben WA's got the Monster Energy tights on.
<v Speaker 1>That is crazy. Yeah right, it is.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Orlando Jordan sheep punches Crispin Watt to start this
<v Speaker 2>match to try to knock him out. Ben Wah kicks
<v Speaker 2>out of it, and then he gets the class face
<v Speaker 2>on and wins at twenty two point five seconds.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, he did knock him out, and ben Wah
<v Speaker 1>was able to still get out and still win. He
<v Speaker 1>takes out of his shit. Fuck you dude, by the way, Yeah, Orlando,
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at this, so I didn't get to
<v Speaker 1>talk about It's Orlando Jordan promo before. Orlando said, I
<v Speaker 1>told the world I'm fast with my hands, light on
<v Speaker 1>my feet, easy on the eyes, and easy in the seat.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck does that mean? And I like feet,
<v Speaker 1>I'll take a big sheet, easy in the seat like
<v Speaker 1>you should be in the crowd. You mark that means?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually don't know. Is he supposed to be
<v Speaker 2>like Maha mada lei or something.
<v Speaker 1>I assumed it was, but I don't. I so maybe
<v Speaker 1>someone smarter than me knows what easy seat means, unless
<v Speaker 1>it means easy to watch, I don't know. So yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he loses, Orlando Jordan loses twenty two seconds. Then the
<v Speaker 1>following SmackDown, Christian Orlando Jordan beat Booker T and Benoit.
<v Speaker 1>And then the following smack down, Christmin Wall beats Orlando
<v Speaker 1>Jordan for the US title in fifty seconds. And then
<v Speaker 1>there's a four way at no mercy for the title
<v Speaker 1>where Ben Wall beats Booker T, Christian and Orlando Jordan.
<v Speaker 2>How does Orlando and Jordan get a title shot?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Well, then James the week after the SmackDown, after
<v Speaker 1>the pay per view, Christmin Wall beats Orlando Jordan in
<v Speaker 1>four minutes for the US title. Yeah, and then that's
<v Speaker 1>the end of that. I think the real payoffice I'm
<v Speaker 1>just squirting the juice.
<v Speaker 2>All over him, simply the greatest.
<v Speaker 1>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>I'll never ever forget that. I'll never ever forget that.
<v Speaker 2>That's my brain.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like at the time it was, I mean, it's
<v Speaker 1>prize stoles should be buried, But I'll yeah, like that's like,
<v Speaker 1>that's a teena moment to me, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 3>I'll never think of caution tape the same ever again, Tony.
<v Speaker 2>I swear to God that Eric Bischoff like said that
<v Speaker 2>this is what you wanted to do it WWE, but
<v Speaker 2>they wouldn't let him do it. So he say, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's not he couldn't touch w's gold dust with a
<v Speaker 2>sick man.
<v Speaker 1>Not many jaems.
<v Speaker 2>So we get a Batista propaganda video, but dude, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>check out the sick ass dude, he's awesome. So it's
<v Speaker 2>a boro match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Teddy Long
<v Speaker 2>and Pau Mercannon intro this match and then also say
<v Speaker 2>next week it's gonna be Randy Rton versus the Undertaker.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're in the skybox now just talking to the
<v Speaker 1>camera and saying this, and then yeah, tell you Long
<v Speaker 1>says we're creating history. We're gonna have this fucking match
<v Speaker 1>next week, would legend killer Randy Gorton against the legendary Undertaker?
<v Speaker 1>And Paul mccannon say, and that is TV. That is
<v Speaker 1>changing Friday nights. Yeah, dude, I'm changing the channel every time.
<v Speaker 2>I'm the Star Trek.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So JBL had a great bull rope match with Eddie
<v Speaker 2>Guerrero that we watched I believe on Patreon.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a great match for a horrible show. Either
<v Speaker 1>that or we watched that match specifically. I think it
<v Speaker 1>was that's the Undertaker, all right, that was horrible.
<v Speaker 2>That match Undertaker and the Dudley should go Down is
<v Speaker 2>one of the worst matches ever. So uh, Batista comes
<v Speaker 2>out here in the white trunks, big ass pyro This
<v Speaker 2>place is going nuts. JBL goes and smacks a turn
<v Speaker 2>buckle here at the beginning of this one, which turns
<v Speaker 2>the light green, and Batista pulls on the rope and
<v Speaker 2>stops him sugg just to set the stage to the
<v Speaker 2>live crowd can understand what the hell this.
<v Speaker 1>Match is and what's going on here? What lights for?
<v Speaker 2>So JBL tries to touch another one, but Batista stops
<v Speaker 2>him and then pulls him in for a line. Batista
<v Speaker 2>then drags JBL around hits three lights, but JBL hits
<v Speaker 2>a clothes line which waves all.
<v Speaker 1>The lights off. Fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Doing this type of match after a cage match seems
<v Speaker 2>really hard, really really tough.
<v Speaker 1>I am. I can only assume that it was because again,
<v Speaker 1>Batista is the guy he's got positioning right yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>the world title right like that's it has to be
<v Speaker 1>just you know, the perception that this guy has to
<v Speaker 1>be the main event.
<v Speaker 2>So JBL hits Batista with the cow bell and then
<v Speaker 2>touches three corners, but Batista pulls them down and waves
<v Speaker 2>the lights again. Batista his JBL with the cow bell.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say this a lot for the next couple
<v Speaker 2>of minutes. Here we come back from commercial and uh
<v Speaker 2>Batista fireman carries JBL to three corners, but JBL hits
<v Speaker 2>them with the cow bell.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, did you see the weird cut here? No? I
<v Speaker 1>didn't see it, so he was it fucked? He It's
<v Speaker 1>not horrible, but it's confusing. I don't know if like
<v Speaker 1>maybe when he went to hit Batista with the cowbell
<v Speaker 1>it like slipped out of his hand or something, because
<v Speaker 1>he loads it up and then then it cuts and
<v Speaker 1>then he's hitting him like in a different position.
<v Speaker 2>JBL goes for clothesline from hell, but Batista then hits
<v Speaker 2>JBL with the cow bell in.
<v Speaker 8>The throat like he like throat thrusts some with the cowbell,
<v Speaker 8>and then he starts beating this ship out of him
<v Speaker 8>on his back with it, and the cowbell somehow actually
<v Speaker 8>ends up going around JBL's body as he's swinging it
<v Speaker 8>and then hans him in the head.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, swings around his chest. He's like on all fours,
<v Speaker 1>and it stabs him in the face and busts him
<v Speaker 1>open right his nose.
<v Speaker 3>I think I think it breaks his nose or something.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they were supposed to get color here.
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think so either. See what he was
<v Speaker 3>trying to do here was hit the cowbell on the
<v Speaker 3>canvas so it makes a noise.
<v Speaker 1>And make the noise, yeah exactly.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that he ran around the front on the
<v Speaker 3>shoulder and then came and hit him right in the
<v Speaker 3>nose and busts his nose over it.
<v Speaker 1>Aw yeah, dude, that was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy bad luck Bautista. Batista then hits the Batista bomb.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, oh my bomb.
<v Speaker 2>Batista then chokes JBL and himself. I guess he's struggling
<v Speaker 2>crazy here.
<v Speaker 3>Them to set up this spot was like the most insane.
<v Speaker 3>How can we get it so they could both touch
<v Speaker 3>the turnbook.
<v Speaker 1>Batista is trying to hang JBL back to back off
<v Speaker 1>of his back so he can carry him, but the
<v Speaker 1>rope gets all crazy messed up, and it just looks
<v Speaker 1>like Batista is wrapping the rope about both of them.
<v Speaker 2>Has a shot of like, Batista walking towards the turn
<v Speaker 2>buck dude, you're the one doing this.
<v Speaker 1>That's got which but it has a great fucking visual.
<v Speaker 1>Once he like it actually starts working. He's carrying a
<v Speaker 1>he's slapping the turn buckles as he goes across, but
<v Speaker 1>JBL is also hitting the turn buckles as they go.
<v Speaker 1>So there he gets to the third turn buckle, they're
<v Speaker 1>even and Batista doesn't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so this is very This was very much saved
<v Speaker 2>by the fact that Batista accidentally hit JBO in the
<v Speaker 2>face with the cowbell and made him believe the hard way,
<v Speaker 2>because like, if he was just carrying JBO around just normally,
<v Speaker 2>just normal JBL a lot ridiculous, But he's carrying around
<v Speaker 2>this bloodied fucking dude with his broken nose, just walking
<v Speaker 2>around with them, and yeah, you're right, he was hitting
<v Speaker 2>these turn buckles, and Batista's just fucking just a brain
<v Speaker 2>dead idiot. He's just there's two huge lights, three cors.
<v Speaker 1>Once doesn't look.
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, so it's so funny.
<v Speaker 1>He starts going towards the fourth third bucket, like there's
<v Speaker 1>these huge fucking red and green lights.
<v Speaker 2>Like just.
<v Speaker 1>To ignore his peripherals. Yeah, you're right, Like he's just like,
<v Speaker 1>oh whatever, I don't care. I was I didn't know.
<v Speaker 1>I guess I just figured. But he's a win. But
<v Speaker 1>like when it got to the last turn book, I
<v Speaker 1>was like, this would be this would be the greatest
<v Speaker 1>way a heel has ever.
<v Speaker 3>That's that was like JBL style though back in the day,
<v Speaker 3>do shitty ship like that?
<v Speaker 1>How about that sick win? I bid on it do? Yeah. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Like Bautista like like I guess he finally realizes or
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happens because he he's okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>go on, oh I tell you he realizes. So JBL
<v Speaker 1>jb On knows that he's hit three turnbuckles along with Batista,
<v Speaker 1>and he knows that Batista hasn't figured it out yet,
<v Speaker 1>and like Jbon knows, he has to get in front
<v Speaker 1>of Batista, so he hits him in the side and
<v Speaker 1>Batista like reacts by throwing him overhead to get to
<v Speaker 1>get him off of him, like he does the cash
<v Speaker 1>flow dude. Yeah, like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he like just nudged him in this, Batista fucking
<v Speaker 2>just throws him overhead and JBL gets way close to
<v Speaker 2>the turnbuckle when the crowd goes and JBL is reaching
<v Speaker 2>out to the turnbuckle, and Batista as he's reaching out,
<v Speaker 2>just now realizes, oh fuck, he's touched.
<v Speaker 1>Shot is awesome too because it's the hardcam shot, so
<v Speaker 1>it looks like JBL's like touching, like he's right fucking there.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, great shot.
<v Speaker 2>Crowd reaction is crazy because they know this motherfucker JBL
<v Speaker 2>wins all his matches like that. So Batista ends up
<v Speaker 2>grabbing him, hitting a spinebuster, and then he walks over
<v Speaker 2>and he touches the buckle and he wins the match,
<v Speaker 2>creating a finish.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I liked it match itself. They were just kind of
<v Speaker 2>doing the cow bell thing. I'm you know who might
<v Speaker 2>have said, but I really enjoyed him bleeding. I don't
<v Speaker 2>think he was supposed to, but it made the match,
<v Speaker 2>especially for the finish. It made it a lot better.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that finish was dope as fuck.
<v Speaker 3>And Tess says that they he had forward momentum the
<v Speaker 3>entire time. That's why they never turned off the lights.
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that crazy? Tony that they felt like they needed.
<v Speaker 2>They just had this glass finish it just like, do
<v Speaker 2>not talk shit about this on the internet, all right?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, Like what else would it be? Right? It
<v Speaker 1>was like unless it was them in the headset like saying, hey,
<v Speaker 1>don't fucking heal this because you're gonna blow this angle.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh yeah, because.
<v Speaker 2>You know if you know, oh shit, hey, why did
<v Speaker 2>the fucking rep stop with the stupid as match?
<v Speaker 1>Shut up task?
<v Speaker 3>That's what they went back, and you're doing the commentary
<v Speaker 3>for the entire show.
<v Speaker 1>Over oh ship, that'd be funny the whole show over
<v Speaker 1>that task. And that is not the end of the show,
<v Speaker 1>because the end of the show is hyping up Orton
<v Speaker 1>versus Undertaker for next week. It's like a whole hype
<v Speaker 1>video for it.
<v Speaker 2>It cut okay, so it cuts to it. It says
<v Speaker 2>next week on SmackDown, and it cuts back.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and by the way, but he's the one. Remember
<v Speaker 1>what when when the show started and they were like,
<v Speaker 1>we have this cage match with Ray and Eddie, we
<v Speaker 1>got a bull rope match that JBL and Batista in
<v Speaker 1>Ben was defending the US title, Like this is a
<v Speaker 1>we're stacking the deck on this show. We want you
<v Speaker 1>to tune into this shit. I'm like, oh shit, okay,
<v Speaker 1>I'm in for like a show and like, and James
<v Speaker 1>made a point before we recorded that like this era,
<v Speaker 1>before he watched it, actually that like this Arasmackdown was
<v Speaker 1>like match heavy. They weren't really doing a lot of
<v Speaker 1>vignette vignettes.
<v Speaker 2>And they weren't doing in ring segments and shit ic
<v Speaker 2>more so just the matches. It was still sort of
<v Speaker 2>left over from like two thousand and two era because
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and two, two and three there's a lot
<v Speaker 2>of matches, so they kind of just kept that format
<v Speaker 2>because it's a shot show, Like we're not putting so
<v Speaker 2>much creative energy into this show.
<v Speaker 1>We're just kind of doing it. At least the matches
<v Speaker 1>then were like good. Now they're like, I We'll just
<v Speaker 1>have matches and who cares.
<v Speaker 2>So that's the point we wanted to make here. If
<v Speaker 2>this exact card was in two thousand and two to
<v Speaker 2>two and three, this show would have been phenomenal.
<v Speaker 1>It would have been probably sweet. Yeah yeah, well maybe
<v Speaker 1>not the opener. I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe Pauli had something for Hide and Reich here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He was Conrec's manager, for a second. He was
<v Speaker 1>so like, you know he does he is the Hide
<v Speaker 1>and Rek voice in the Hide and Reg's music. Is
<v Speaker 1>that right? Hi? Yeah that's Haymon. Oh that's cool. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I think he would have made like he would have
<v Speaker 2>been like, Okay, you guys are gonna go way less
<v Speaker 2>than twelve and Hide and Reich. You're gonna throw Johnny
<v Speaker 2>Nitro into the Titan tron.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're put something from the ring to the announce table. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so would have been sick.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, I imagine like, yeah, it would have been
<v Speaker 2>a way different show. Like even like Kim Kennedy and
<v Speaker 2>Paul London, I feel like would have been better back
<v Speaker 2>then too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, London would have got more out of that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he definitely would have, because London was London super underrated,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, super under like a lot of like
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people. Yeah, like he he's a guy
<v Speaker 2>that like I'll be honest, I did not ever expect
<v Speaker 2>him to be in w w E back then, but like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>super well done his on his half to get there.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, this show could have been a lot better,
<v Speaker 2>I think if it was a different era.
<v Speaker 1>That's I mean, that's a that's a fucking great way
<v Speaker 1>to put it. But I mean that's how they that's
<v Speaker 1>that's how they were starting off Fridays. And usually, like
<v Speaker 1>you know, season premiere or at least you know, time
<v Speaker 1>change episodes, they usually stack heavy, and it feels like
<v Speaker 1>this was them trying to And I don't think I
<v Speaker 1>think I missed the mark.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, Like I said, I think it. Had it
<v Speaker 2>had pieces, I would I would be I would be
<v Speaker 2>living if I put together.
<v Speaker 1>A show that's like, oh, hell, this cool shit.
<v Speaker 2>It's like it doesn't deliver, I'd be like fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, yeah, but there you go. That was to
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