TLF Unwrappening 2024 Part 9

<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnaco
<v Speaker 1>and JP Sorrow.
<v Speaker 2>We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.
<v Speaker 3>We've been to a Little Boys that year. I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>It's an artificial tree, so I did artificial job at
<v Speaker 1>trimming tidness is only exceeded by the inability to adjust
<v Speaker 1>hollow the third rangled Deer. The Lapsed Fanboy got a
<v Speaker 1>price for the million Dollar Man.
<v Speaker 2>Even Santa Claus and so No say it's not so.
<v Speaker 3>Off.
<v Speaker 1>And we're back for the twenty twenty four to left
<v Speaker 1>Christmas shell. The unrapping continues to unfold here in front
<v Speaker 1>of the warm hearth at boss Man Headquarters here in Connecticut,
<v Speaker 1>where the post office box has been brimming with your generosity.
<v Speaker 1>We're opening gift by gift, and Mama Sorrow, who's here
<v Speaker 1>with us in a special treat this year, had a
<v Speaker 1>suggestion about future Christmas shows. What was that you just said?
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think on television Christmas show, because then you
<v Speaker 3>could share the gifts with.
<v Speaker 4>All that's true fair.
<v Speaker 3>So I don't know. I don't think would accept it.
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think so rough yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So would just send it to them and see if
<v Speaker 1>they put it on TV. As your suggestion, Yeah, okay,
<v Speaker 1>what do you think, boss.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, let's do it.
<v Speaker 1>Get it done, get a list of stations. Fired it
<v Speaker 1>up on that front. Yeah, if someone's gonna pay us
<v Speaker 1>to put it on TV, we'll do it. It's enough worth
<v Speaker 1>doing it for audio someone brings, I would say, I
<v Speaker 1>think that's correct, Yeah, very much so. Some of some
<v Speaker 1>of these letters we've been reading and some of these
<v Speaker 1>gifts we've been opening, or even more disturbing than that.
<v Speaker 4>The best part is the lack of warning that you know,
<v Speaker 4>Mama Sara was going to be here. That's the best part.
<v Speaker 1>Indeed, if we go, if we do it on television,
<v Speaker 1>will you will you join us? Will? Yes? Okay, she
<v Speaker 1>wants to be on That's what's We continue the unwrapping
<v Speaker 1>with the next gift of Christmas. This from New York
<v Speaker 1>Port Jefferson Station. As a matter of fact, this is
<v Speaker 1>our friend Cliff, who we've really had some special Christmas
<v Speaker 1>bonding with over the years. Of course, uh offering him
<v Speaker 1>a free Hopper spot one year absolutely and the spirit
<v Speaker 1>of the season, and was great to be able to
<v Speaker 1>consummate that. We've been in touch even we've been in
<v Speaker 1>touch with this gentleman's wife over the years about getting
<v Speaker 1>him a special Christmas gift as he's such a big
<v Speaker 1>fan of podcast, and she's helped run Point on a
<v Speaker 1>couple of things that have been really TLF appropriate. He
<v Speaker 1>has sent us, Oh it's written, well, Cliff, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>we're going to get to it, make no mistake about it.
<v Speaker 1>This is Cliff and Chat GPT present Lapsed GPT Christmas
<v Speaker 1>Unrappening International Star Wars nineteen eighty two, Parade of Champions,
<v Speaker 1>David von Eric, Mike Van Eric, Lance Von Eric, Glenn
<v Speaker 1>goes a memorial Cotton Bowl show too Lost in New York.
<v Speaker 1>And this was generated by chat GPT and it is
<v Speaker 1>a extensive script featuring myself, Vader, Sid Uncle Elmer. H. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he writes Jack a JP as well, but it's not
<v Speaker 1>even like a character. It's just our names. But I'm
<v Speaker 1>sure we're expected to do the voices. I'm flipping through
<v Speaker 1>for the sake of the Solar System to see if
<v Speaker 1>we can afford to do this for the people. This
<v Speaker 1>is a play, Yes it is.
<v Speaker 4>Well, he didn't write it, but the computer did.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, have you heard of chat GPT do you know
<v Speaker 1>what that is. Chat GPT is an AI program that
<v Speaker 1>will essentially write a script for you if you give
<v Speaker 1>it a simple prompt say well first, yeah, and artificial intelligence.
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what that is? It's sort of indeed,
<v Speaker 1>especially this Christmas and you can assent you know. It
<v Speaker 1>studies the human language. It studies what words tend to
<v Speaker 1>come after each word in just every written thing ever,
<v Speaker 1>everything on the Internet. And it can correctly predict what
<v Speaker 1>you mean when you tell it to write something. And
<v Speaker 1>so you can simply say, write me a script about
<v Speaker 1>two podcasters and a mom sitting around doing a Christmas show,
<v Speaker 1>and it'll generate. If you tell it to do eighty pages,
<v Speaker 1>it'll do eighty. If you tell it to do too,
<v Speaker 1>it'll do two. And just like that, it'll start generating
<v Speaker 1>what they think you mean by that eazy today, what
<v Speaker 1>do you say? The text is pretty big. I think
<v Speaker 1>we can do it. I think Cliff deserves it. He's
<v Speaker 1>presented us with two scripts here to read out to
<v Speaker 1>the Solar system. And we're presenting now a radio drama
<v Speaker 1>of the twenty twenty four to left Christmas Show. And
<v Speaker 1>what I think we'll do is perhaps have Mama Sara
<v Speaker 1>read the italics. Yeah, that's okay. Let me get you
<v Speaker 1>your glasses back. We're gonna put you back to work. Sure.
<v Speaker 1>What what is it called on a script? The italic
<v Speaker 1>kind of scene setting that's not to be read as script.
<v Speaker 4>I mean it's the like in in in a play,
<v Speaker 4>like stage direction and in screenplays the action the action.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so we're gonna have Mamasa read the action,
<v Speaker 1>that is to say, the parts of the script that
<v Speaker 1>described the scene, but our an actual dialogue. And then
<v Speaker 1>the boss Man and I will take based on a
<v Speaker 1>queue who will read next. Bossman, by the way, is
<v Speaker 1>enjoying some fine British chocolate if you're wondering what he's
<v Speaker 1>lunching on from a prior episode sent to us from
<v Speaker 1>from jolly old England as that very special relationship continues.
<v Speaker 1>So if you could read Mama sorrow right up until here, okay,
<v Speaker 1>right there, the italic sized text, that would be great.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I see okay.
<v Speaker 3>Jack and a Season walks down the sterile hallway alongside
<v Speaker 3>the new hospital CEO.
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Greg Thornton.
<v Speaker 3>They exchange pleasantries, discussing the future of the hospital. As
<v Speaker 3>they approach an intersection, a young man, one of the
<v Speaker 3>CEO's underlings. Clayton hurries up, flashing a nervous smile.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Clayton. Uh, doctor Thornton, you uh feel like
<v Speaker 1>grabbing some dinner? Later, Doctor Thornton barely glances at him.
<v Speaker 4>Mm no, not tonight, Clayton, burger.
<v Speaker 1>In the room. Doctor Thornton frowns at the odd question,
<v Speaker 1>but waves him off.
<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, sure.
<v Speaker 1>As Clayton scurries away, Jack is silent, but the peculiar
<v Speaker 1>phrase burger in the room lingers in his mind. That's
<v Speaker 1>that's an old story, That's what I've told on the
<v Speaker 1>air before Interior Jack's hotel room night. Later that evening, Jack,
<v Speaker 1>still intrigued by the phrase, decides to indulge. He picks
<v Speaker 1>up the phone. Yeah, can I get a burger sent
<v Speaker 1>up to my room? Fifteen minutes later, there's a knock.
<v Speaker 1>A waiter brings in a tray, setting down a perfectly
<v Speaker 1>cooked burger with a small complimentary pudding cuff on the side,
<v Speaker 1>meat pudding. Jack digs in, savoring the meal. Then suddenly
<v Speaker 1>there's another knock. Who the He opens the door to
<v Speaker 1>find Uncle Elmer, the towering former wrestler, standing in the doorway.
<v Speaker 1>Eyeing the burger with hunger in his eyes. You, Jack,
<v Speaker 1>shocked and unsure what's happening, gestures to the burger. Uhh, no,
<v Speaker 1>have at it. Elmer grabs the burgler and devours it
<v Speaker 1>in seconds. Jack watches in amazement as Elmer's eyes widen,
<v Speaker 1>his hunger. Far from satisfied, the wrestler starts grabbing anything
<v Speaker 1>in sight, pillowcases, lampshades, and even the bed sheets, stuffing
<v Speaker 1>them into his mouth. Boy, do you like to eat
<v Speaker 1>a lie? Jack frantically looks around the room and spots
<v Speaker 1>it's the pudding cup. He grabs it. Here, take this,
<v Speaker 1>but just as he offers it, there's a deafening crash.
<v Speaker 1>The wall behind him crumbles and through the dust into
<v Speaker 1>briss Vader emerges, roaring, this.
<v Speaker 2>Is my kind of body pudding in.
<v Speaker 1>Vader lunges for the pudding, and then the chaos. Jack
<v Speaker 1>scurries out of the way. Elmer and Vader grapple for
<v Speaker 1>the cup, knocking furniture around. Vader throws a punch, connecting
<v Speaker 1>with Elmer's jaw. Each punch lands with the game same
<v Speaker 1>growling sound. But before they can do more damage through
<v Speaker 1>the hole in the wall, Sid Justice enters pushing a
<v Speaker 1>cart stacked hide with Vienna sausages. Sid shut up. Sig
<v Speaker 1>gestures to the stack of yenisauce. Mamasaropop suggestures the steak
<v Speaker 1>of Vienna sausages with a manic gleam in his eyes.
<v Speaker 2>Forget the pudding. I just free eight ten of myself
<v Speaker 2>for fifty buckses of these. If you warm, you gotta
<v Speaker 2>go through a meme. The mester and the Ruler of the.
<v Speaker 1>World without hesitation, Elmer and Vader lunge the food. Sid
<v Speaker 1>pulls out his secret weapons, a squeegee in one hand
<v Speaker 1>and a scissor in the other. He fends them off,
<v Speaker 1>but they circle him like predators, closing in. Suddenly they
<v Speaker 1>tackle him, turning him into a human sandwich. Sid in
<v Speaker 1>the middle.
<v Speaker 4>Now that's a sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>Just as Sid looks like he's being overpowered, a voice
<v Speaker 1>cuts through the chaos.
<v Speaker 2>Elmer Fighter, this is Bougus, the most bullish single ever
<v Speaker 2>pulled off.
<v Speaker 1>Sid's twin brother, bo Justice charges into the room, helping
<v Speaker 1>Sid fight off the wrestling titans. Sid has Vader pinned
<v Speaker 1>in the corner, his eyes darting around for his scissors.
<v Speaker 2>Were my scissors?
<v Speaker 1>Suddenly aren't. Anderson appears from behind, wielding Sid's own scissors.
<v Speaker 1>He jabs them into Sid's head. How do you like it?
<v Speaker 2>These scissors hit me in the head like a.
<v Speaker 1>Shoot bow charges an Arn. As the room descends further
<v Speaker 1>into madness, Jack, fed up, grabs his phone and dials
<v Speaker 1>his best friend JP Sorrow Holler Spot ninety one. JP
<v Speaker 1>knows exactly what that means. An hour later, JP burst
<v Speaker 1>into the room an hour later with none other than
<v Speaker 1>Virgil holding a steaming pot of meat sauce, meat saw power.
<v Speaker 1>Virgil swings the pot, dumping the sauce all over The
<v Speaker 1>Justice Brothers sit in bow howl in pain as the
<v Speaker 1>sauce burns their eyes, while Elmer Invader gleefully swim in it. Meanwhile,
<v Speaker 1>in the corner, Arn Anderson watches the chaos, sipping from
<v Speaker 1>a mini bar bottle with Rick Flair, who has appeared
<v Speaker 1>out of nowhere. Rick points at Elmer Invaders, this is.
<v Speaker 4>The greatest moment of their lives.
<v Speaker 1>Jack, disheveled but relieved, shakes Virgil's hand. Thanks for getting
<v Speaker 1>me out of a jam, brother. He looks around at
<v Speaker 1>the wrecked room, the sauce covered wrestlers in the hole
<v Speaker 1>in the wall. I will never eat a burger in
<v Speaker 1>the room again.